07-21-25 - How Is The Masked Singer Still So Popular - Thai Woman Blackmails Monks w/Sex Tape - Ronnee Went To A Singing Bowl Session In The Pool At Someone's House And Brady Asked No Questions - Sales Guy Waits To Deuce Here At Station

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Release Date: July 21, 2025
Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Station: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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Overview

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, Arizona’s premier morning radio show, host John Holmberg and his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo delve into a mix of current pop culture phenomena, shocking scandals, and humorous personal anecdotes. The episode intertwines discussions on the enduring popularity of The Masked Singer, a scandal involving a Thai woman blackmailing monks with sex tapes, a peculiar singing bowl meditation session, and a comical incident involving a colleague’s bathroom habits.

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1. The Enduring Appeal of The Masked Singer

[07:17] Dick Toledo initiates the conversation by questioning the sustained popularity of The Masked Singer, expressing confusion over the show's premise:

Dick Toledo: "I don't understand the masked singer because they say it's for families. I don't know one dad that would find it entertaining."

The hosts ponder whether the anonymity and the element of surprise keep audiences engaged, despite their skepticism. John Holmberg adds to the confusion by highlighting the incongruity of celebrity reveals within the show:

John Holmberg: "There are stars from the 90s that even we don't know."

The discussion reveals a generational divide, questioning whether younger audiences connect with the nostalgic elements or if it's merely a format that capitalizes on curiosity and variety.

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2. Scandal Unveiled: Thai Woman Blackmails Monks with Sex Tapes

A significant portion of the episode focuses on a startling scandal involving a Thai woman, referred to as Ms. Golf, who allegedly engaged in sexual relationships with multiple monks and subsequently blackmailed them using videos and photographs.

[18:00] Dick Toledo details the extent of the blackmail:

Dick Toledo: "Police at a press conference on Tuesday believe that she received 385 million Baht."

Translating to approximately $11.9 million USD, the discussion underscores the severity of the extortion. The hosts express disbelief and moral outrage over the betrayal of trust within a revered Buddhist institution.

[19:35] John Holmberg summarizes the situation:

John Holmberg: "Police have opened up a hotline in the area for people to report misbehaving monks."

The episode highlights the clash between the respected image of monastic life and the underlying corruption exposed by Ms. Golf's actions. The hosts critique the apparent hypocrisy and the vulnerability of institutions that are often seen as paragons of virtue.

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3. Singing Bowl Meditation: Fact or Fiction?

Transitioning from scandal, the hosts humorously dissect an anecdote about one of their listeners, Ronnie, who attended a singing bowl meditation session that allegedly involved floating in a pool.

[22:06] The skepticism is palpable as Dick Toledo questions the legitimacy of such gatherings:

Dick Toledo: "There’s no way I believe anybody would do that. You need to go."

Brady Bogen shares a humorous take on the session, further amplifying the absurdity:

Brady Bogen: "She floats in the pool, and then one lady sits on the deck and does the sound bowls."

The conversation mocks the juxtaposition of traditional meditation practices with unconventional and seemingly frivolous activities, poking fun at the commercialization and eccentric adaptations of spiritual rituals.

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4. Comedic Interlude: The Tale of Scott Taylor’s Bathroom Antics

Adding to the episode's levity, the hosts recount a humorous and somewhat crude story about a coworker named Scott Taylor and his unusual bathroom habits.

[58:33] Dick Toledo narrates the incident with exaggerated frustration:

Dick Toledo: "He had to assume it all. Probably had his flashlight from his phone out to take a look at the paper to make sure he's still going."

The story serves as comic relief, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and ability to turn mundane workplace scenarios into entertaining narratives.

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Notable Quotes

• Dick Toledo [07:17]: "I don't understand the masked singer because they say it's for families. I don't know one dad that would find it entertaining."

• Richard Toledo [18:33]: "That's decent bot."

• Dick Toledo [33:29]: "Just play, you know, Spotify Monk sounds, lay in your own pool. What do you have to go to some lady's house?"

• Dick Toledo [45:32]: "Hot wife away. I'm not getting on that."

• Dick Toledo [54:46]: "He always does."

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully balances serious discussions with lighthearted banter, reflecting the dynamic and often irreverent nature of morning radio. From dissecting contemporary shows like The Masked Singer to uncovering shocking scandals and sharing personal tales, the hosts maintain a conversational flow that both informs and entertains. The blend of humor, skepticism, and camaraderie offers listeners a relatable and engaging start to their day.

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Tune in weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM on 98 KUPD or visit www.98kupd.com for more episodes.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett]

You thought that was funny.

[Dick Toledo]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brett]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[Dick Toledo]

98 what the hell is wrong with you?

[Unknown]

PT Holmer's Morning Sadness Gotta get up to here and make you laugh until you peel they might make you come undone make your cock rise with the.

[Dick Toledo]

Sun.

[Unknown]

We'D like to welcome you to this with John, Brett and Brady and Big Dick Toledo. They call us Hobbs but we are not worth Miles to nowhere. They speak on controversy. Who's Bobby and Johnny's not. They think dua Lipa's great for the faint of heart.

[Dick Toledo]

They're not.

[Unknown]

Homer's warning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Makes em laugh, makes em cry. In all seriousness and fun, make your cockrit. We'd like to introduce our main host. They say he looks like Squidward with that big huge nose. But that's a prereq. They own the mornings airing over 20 years. Like a blue pill they're still going. Brady comes in shorts to report the news. He knows. But you can't eat at Porkopolis because it closed. Homer's morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Make you laugh until you spiel what you are.

[Dick Toledo]

Stop.

[Unknown]

When they are done, make your cock rise with the sun. Homework's morning sickness. You gotta tune in and listen. Tap that up. Yeah. Don't get screwed in the end. All in good fun. Big R. Radio's got you son.

[Dick Toledo]

Thank you very much. Miles to nowhere. Katie and the Hog taking care of business right there for us. Starting off today, Monday. Glorious weekend. Yesterday I grabbed the basketball and said, you don't get these too often in July. And I played basketball for hours, just like I used to when I was a kid. And now I realize.

[Brett]

Were you doing scenarios? Five seconds left.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay, no, no, no. I'm not doing game scenarios. But I have invented my own. I used to play one on none. That's what I called it when I was. I loved going to the park. And even if I was there by myself and I did it in the heat, I think that's where I got used to the heat and activities. But I do one on none, which was game was full court of just me. If the ball hit the ground first, it went the other way. If you got the rebound out of the. Out of the air, it's a, you know, it's a me bound so you can put it back. But I would play a game against myself. Team A versus team B. Now I'm doing around the World and I play music in the back and I have to go around the key all the way and then around the three point line and back and I try to get all that done before the song that I'm listening to ends. So I'll start a song. And I found a great band yesterday called the Messenger Birds. You'd love them, they're great. And So I was listening to their music and you don't know how, you don't know how this thing. Cause it's especially helpful that you know these four and a half minute songs. You don't know when they end. So trying to get all the way around the world and back in four and a half minutes and man, you gotta chase rebounds, you gotta run all over. I realized probably about an hour after I was done doing that and I did it for three or four hours that I'm 53 on Friday. And that, that is, that is, that is definitely not a great feeling when your body goes all. Remember how you used to be able to do this a couple times a week? You're shut down now for a little bit, son. And my legs just decided to lock. My knees were swollen. I'm like, oh right. I sometimes forget. I'm not. I sometimes forget.

[Brett]

Yep.

[Dick Toledo]

And yeah, I can't talk to people about Roblox. I don't know what that is. Somebody brought that up to me and I'm like, what's Roblox? I don't know what Roblox is. It's a. I live in a different world. But yeah, but it was so nice out. I kind of got lost in the idea that you could be out in this stuff all day long and play and have fun, stick around. It was perfect weather. Just absolutely perfect. But in moderation, dummy.

[John Holmberg]

Because then it goes back up to Satan's a Hole.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, it's. Well, you know, we, that is what we're signed up for.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

But when we get a little gift like we've gotten yesterday and today again, another one got DJ Khaled doing our weather right now. It's like, what's today like, dj? Another one. Perfect. We'll go outside three more hours. This one says, John, I was listening to your talk about Edu. I've been an anime fan for years. Not a huge fan of the culture, however. But I do have to refute those anime nerds aren't getting laid because usually it's 150 pound feminine male that uses depression and poor me tactics. Until a 350 pound blue haired girl says it's okay and then they sleep together. I think she more absorbs him than they sleep together and then they reproduce. I however, was cursed with a dick that doesn't like fat and ugly. So I never wanted to partake in it personally. You might be right because you've described most of the audience 150 pound man. Girls who are wearing clothes that are for 150 pound girl. But they're literally probably 220, 225. And then. Yeah, then they absorb the small twink, like boy and procreate and make more fans for Adidas.

[John Holmberg]

I'd rather not get laid.

[Dick Toledo]

Maybe that's why they're incels. They look around, they're like. Yeah. And this one says, John, the. What you described from Saturday's show is the first time that the masked singer makes sense to me. Maybe that's how it got started. Or that's how they. Interesting. You know what? You might be right. I don't understand the masked singer because they say it's for families. I don't know one dad that would find it entertaining. And I don't know one kid that cares that when you take the ladybug's hat off, it's Anna Gasteyer from 1990 Saturday Night Live. What kid cares about that?

[Brett]

Oh, my gosh, it is.

[Dick Toledo]

It's Anna Gasteyer. Like, who? From Sweaty Balls Kids. No, you don't. Okay, never mind. She looks old because we haven't seen her for 25 years. Like, oh, yeah, I forgot. I forgot about you.

[John Holmberg]

There's times that I'm like, who is that?

[Dick Toledo]

No idea.

[John Holmberg]

A few times I've turned it on. I'm like, I have no idea.

[Dick Toledo]

It's. It's stars from the 90s that even we don't.

[John Holmberg]

They weren't even.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Yeah. Like who? It's Cinemax late night superstar Kari Wearer. I'm like, she's still alive. Yeah. I don't know why you take the hats off. I still don't. I still don't get the mask.

[Brett]

That's not Bridget Fonda the man.

[Dick Toledo]

You know, Bridget Fonda wouldn't even wear. She wouldn't even have to wear the outfit. And we're like, who the hell is that? What happened to that lady? Like, would you like to reveal yourself? I'm what Bridget Fonda turned into. Oh, my God. It's Bridget Fonda, everybody. Yeah. I don't. I've never. That one baffles me more than being entertained by eating. Like, I watch eating shows. And I'm like, who's at home going, man, if only I had food in my life and I could eat like that guy does. Like, eating shows confuse me. Cooking shows, little different Eating shows baffle me. You don't get a recipe. You don't get anything.

[Brett]

You don't burn out on fair foods.

[Dick Toledo]

Dude. Eat.

[Brett]

Carnival eats.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm not going to a fair. No. Here. I'm Gonna go eat. Film me eatin'. And people are like, I'll watch that. Like, what Masked Singer makes less sense to me than eating shows. We have a whole network on it. Food Network Dudes Eatin'. And America laps it up. I'm so. I bet you 80% of people who watch those channels lick their screen on the tv. Just go and lick it the whole time.

[John Holmberg]

Watch the Masked Singer.

[Dick Toledo]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're watching the eating shows. They might lick the Masked Singer too. Brad. That would be weird. But no, that fair guy that Brady's talking about that runs around goes, here's a corn dog dipped in human. I'm gonna eat it. It's not very good. And I just think there's just fat American just licking the screen. Oh, food. We're all out of it.

[John Holmberg]

My problem is they never have anything bad, of course. I mean, it's always like, my beef.

[Dick Toledo]

With Guy Fieri is, yeah, oh, oh, carney food. Everybody says, oh, I'd love to try that. And I'm like, why? It could be horrible. Yeah. But Guy Fieri liked it. Like, no, he was paid to do it.

[John Holmberg]

He likes everything. He's. Doesn't matter.

[Dick Toledo]

Reviewing it. It's a commercial. You're watching a commercial and you're watching the most annoying man in the world eat something and then tell you it's amazing. It's like, of course he is. It's good.

[Brett]

And there's some vetting. Obviously you're going to places that people talk about in the cities. They're like, o, oh, you got to go here.

[Dick Toledo]

No, there's not.

[Brett]

But every once in a while you.

[Dick Toledo]

Look back and you say, okay, there's nobody vetting anything. It's whoever volunteers, like to you. And then he seeks out like we. We're talking about company thing. Most of those restaurants are like begging to be on it's a commercial. Cuz they know Guy's not going to go, this sucks. We'll be back with more Triple D in a minute. They're like, what just happened? I'm like, your food's horrible. And he leaves. I'd have more respect for him. He wouldn't do that. He's. And this one said, john, your show on Saturday said you said they needed all that security so they don't find out what her identity is. Believe me, the identity would remain a secret. I could take a 4K picture of her and still couldn't figure out of a lineup and all right, it's probably true. If Adu Just wandered around. You took a picture and go, this is her. Take a picture of any Asian woman and say it's her. And people are gonna be like, probably there's a mash singer, Terr Bradshaw popped out of one of the hats. There's no kid out there going, oh, that's my idol. You got to be like 60 to love Terry Bradshaw enough to go, oh, there he is. On the Masked Singer, this one said.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's Gloria Gaynor Donovan.

[Dick Toledo]

Says who? What?

[Brett]

Why?

[John Holmberg]

She's already got a singing career.

[Dick Toledo]

Says, my seven year old daughter loves that show. And to be honest, when Rudy Giuliani was on it, it was amazing to see the audience, their face a beautiful mix of WTF and anger all at once. When Rudy popped out, didn' one of them walk off? Sean Spicer was on and Ken Young left the show because. Yeah, because they had to make a political statement on the Masked Singer because that'll get life. Look, but maybe they're right. Because right now, Trump, I don't know what he's up to, but he's trying to get the Redskins back and that. I don't know if that's the biggest thing on the agenda right now, but I was dying laughing.

[Brett]

That was number four because it was. Oh, the Indian sugar Coke.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, well, he got that.

[John Holmberg]

He got their attention getting things done.

[Dick Toledo]

The next thing was the. I don't know what a guardian is. I don't know what that is. Cleveland, I'm very upset. Change it back. And while we're at it, Redskins. That was great. Was an honorable thing. Very. The tribute to those glorious engines.

[John Holmberg]

I was gonna say one of the Indians coming back.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's what he tried that one too.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I just heard that. I heard the Commanders.

[Dick Toledo]

Guardians.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I heard the commander don't like the Guardians.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't like that. Don't know what that is. Indians, bring it back. That was nice. And while we're at it, let's do the Redskins. We're gonna do the Redskins. Bring back the logo at the very least. Call yourself what you want, but what's a Commander?

[Brett]

Commander.

[Dick Toledo]

What's a commander? It was Biden's dog and it bit everybody. It was an awful name. Yeah. So he's, you know, he's got some, some world problems, some geopolitical nightmares, a few things going on on the globe that are a little bit messy, but took the weekend to want to change back to the Redskins because I'm all for it.

[John Holmberg]

It's good a man.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, Football's about to start. I gotta get. I gotta get the fight. The UFC fight already. Gotta get the lawn ready and the tables and the snacks for the big ufc, White House fight and also Redskins. Two things on the agenda right there in the Oval Office that I don't care about. All this Israel stuff, that's over. What about the Redskins? And then we gotta go down the list. Brett St. John's you're not the. The Red Hawks. That's dumb. The Red Men. That's what you used to be. That's what you'll be forever.

[Brett]

Will Mike Lindell come out with a Trump? Compression socks?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, he's got them puffy veins. Maybe we're Mike Lindell for my sock. Are your veins puffy? Is he okay? His pillow again. I watch Fox News every once in a while and all the commercials are about going to sleep. Got my pillow. Bill O'Reilly's talking about some sleep aid. There's another one. It's like, man, I can't get to rest. It's the Huckabee. Do you like your bed? You gotta get a new bed. You gotta get a new bed. I'm Mike Huckabee, and you listen to me. Get a new bed. And O'Reilly's on there going, take these pills. You'll get some sleep. Get some decent sleep. You watch the news all day. You go to bed scared you're not getting good sleep. Go to sleep and then try these pillows. Next commercial is gonna be for the pillows in the bed that Huckaby sells and the pills that I sell. Everything about that station is everyone's endorsing a good night's rest. That' and it's hilarious. And then every once in a while, Sylvester Stallone and his hair plugs talks to that guy from Tunnel for Towers. That seems reasonably nice.

[Brett]

You guys are doing good things.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, yo. You know, I really like what you're doing. Climbing, handing money veterans. Thanks for being part of it, Sly. Ew. And then it's over. And I'm like, what just happened? That guy's just glad handing stars. Holberg's morning sickness. Holberg's morning sickness. 28. Holmberg's morning sickness. And I had my. I had my. I thought I was broken. I thought cynically I couldn't be. I didn't think that I had anyone. I'm like, that's. That's a group of people that. That stick to their guns, you know, I thought for sure that there was a group out there that I. I.

[Brett]

Don'T know if there was just rock solid in their beliefs.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, this. This shook me because I thought. Oh, I didn't think anybody else could disappoint me anymore. I thought all the people that were gonna be disappointing as groups would do it. Like, as you get older, I always say, never meet your heroes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

All your heroes are assholes. And you start realizing that cynicism kicks in and. And it starts to become like, oh, that's a. Oh, they're stealing from everybody. Oh, I thought I could be in this group, but they're bad. Oh, this is. The church sells babies. You know, every religion that tries to. And I thought the one that was like, you know what? It's a goofy one, but they seem pretty disciplined, and they seem true to what they believe. And that's those weirdo monks in the orange coats. You know what I'm talking about? The Thai monks.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

They get quiet for a year. They live in some house together. Never once have I heard news of them being a crooked mess. And Tibetan monks, Thai monks, they're always. They're always seemingly, like, super peaceful and nice, and, like, you guys are all doing it wrong. And I'm like, if it wasn't for the outfit, outfits and, like, where you live, and it seems peaceful and, like, they get it, and they're comfortable with it. Well, the headline, Thai woman arrested for blackmailing monks with thousands of videos after sex. If they had hired some Thai lady to go through. What do they call those things? Monk monasteries. Yeah. And they're wandering around in there with their incense and quiet. Nobody. Evidently, they're temples. All those dudes are doing is tie broads on the side, and they brought them in. Well, she videotaped it all, and now she's holding monks hostage with videotapes. It was the last group that you'd ever expect to hear from. Like, you know, Mormons are liars, Catholics are liars, atheists are liars. All of them have these fake beliefs. Dalai Lama, not that guy and his crew. They seemed like they were committed to the idea of whatever it is they do. Nah, they're just out there on the side, too, and stealing money.

[John Holmberg]

They're monks. They got cash. I mean, I don't know.

[Dick Toledo]

Evidently, it's all. It's all fake. I thought that one was real. It's all fake. Says, police have arrested a woman who allegedly had sexual relationship with monks. That phrase right there is weird. And then use the photos and videos to extort money from monks. Now, that is true, Brett. I would have if I was going to Extort a group of people for cash. It certainly wouldn't be no monks. The woman that the Police are calling Ms. Golf had sex with nine of the monks. Police at a press conference on Tuesday believe that she received 385 million Baht. Care to guess?

[Brett]

50 bucks?

[Dick Toledo]

$50? Brady. Brady shows that 385 million. I'm going to go 300 bucks. Equivalent of 50American dollars.

[John Holmberg]

I'm going go 300 bucks.

[Dick Toledo]

That is the most. That is so pro American. Brady, that was great stuff.

[Brett]

Thank you.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow, you're a nationalist. What did you say?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, 300 bucks.

[Dick Toledo]

$300. You're is equally racist. I think that these people, their v. The value of their money is toilet paper. That's $11.9 million.

[Brett]

That's some good bot.

[Dick Toledo]

That's decent bot.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I mean, it's still absurd that almost 400 million to our 11, but Monk.

[John Holmberg]

Crank is worth that much?

[Dick Toledo]

Monk. Not only that, monks had that laying around, man. They said they searched her house and found 8,80,000 photos and videos to blackmail the monks. So she was there. A lot of monk porn videos which, search it, it doesn't exist until now.

[John Holmberg]

Have you tried.

[Brett]

How did she set that?

[Dick Toledo]

I did it. When I read this, I read this, I read this over the weekend. I'm like, monk porn pornhub.

[John Holmberg]

Don't have one on it yet.

[Dick Toledo]

Look, they have a couple, okay, but it's like a dude like me in an orange thing getting seduced by Madison Ivy. It's Johnny Sins and Madison Ivy.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, all right.

[Dick Toledo]

Just a bald guy that just goes, oh, oh. And then she's like, oh, he's gonna. Yeah, that's right. That's it. Because it's a vow of silence and he's not allowed to make noise when he's the only one. I found monk porn. I mean, I finished. I know how it ends. Yeah, I was asleep. Sleep. Says the scandal is the latest Iraq. Thailand's much revered.

[Brett]

Did she hide the camera? It was interesting how, you know, maybe.

[Dick Toledo]

They were into it. It says they're Thailand's much revered Buddhist institution, which in recent years has been plagued with allegations of monk monks engaging in sex and drugs. Ah, you guys were the last ones. Police say they first came to their attention in mid June when they learned that they were in Bangkok. Had suddenly left. A guy had left the monkhood because he was extorted by a woman. Mrs. Golf had a relationship with this guy in May of 2024. Claimed she was going to have his baby. She needed some child support from Monk Dadden.

[John Holmberg]

Wait. Her name is Mrs. Ms.

[Dick Toledo]

Golf.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I tasted Mrs. I was like, oh, now she's more.

[Dick Toledo]

Of a. Yeah, she tried to hit him up for 7 million baht, which might be closer to the 50 and 300 you guys were banging around. They discovered that the. When they looked into this, like, did this monk knock this broad up? And she's like, yep. And I started to look into it, and they, like, some of these monks look different. And I know that saying something. She goes, oh, man. I bang all those monks. Like, oh, no. So they had to go back with videos and go, guys, identify. I'm going to need somebody to start talking. And then everybody's like, we don't do that. And you find out their vow of silence is just not to talk to the police. Now she's facing multiple charges, including extortion, money laundering, and receiving stolen goods. They've opened a hotline. This is my. This is the best band name ever. What I'm about to say, if you. If you have a band, change the name. I want to see several marquees in this city that say this. The police have opened up a hotline in the area for people to report. Here we go. Misbehaving monks. I love it. Misbehaving monks live at the Anvil. Anyway, so the whole Buddhist thing is garbage as well. And I knew that, you know, when women in Paradise Valley start doing Buddhism, you know, no offense to Ronnie.

[Brett]

Those guys.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. And she starts whipping out the. The singing bowls and their Eastern philosophies. And you got Chinese writing on your wife's walls at home. Because she turned 45, she didn't know what to do with herself, so she started thinking that she was the Eastern Asian.

[Brett]

Well, there's a little session last night.

[Dick Toledo]

You did some bull stuff. Smoking bull.

[Brett]

Not me. Ronnie got invited to the Bulls. And you float in the pool, and then one lady sits on the deck and does the sound bowls.

[Dick Toledo]

She went over to somebody's house.

[Brett]

Floating meditation. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Brady had a bowl of ice cream he didn't have. It was.

[Dick Toledo]

I'd have had to, honestly.

[Brett]

And it made a delicious sound.

[Dick Toledo]

I would have had to go, like, if she did. If. Like, if I hear that, it's like, I'm going over to a friend's house, and we're gonna do sounding balls and float the pool. I'm like, you're lying. I'm gonna. I'm gonna follow you. I don't believe you.

[Brett]

I almost did.

[Dick Toledo]

There's no way I believe that that's true. I'm going to. You're. You're definitely, you're definitely having sex with like a strange woman. Yeah. You're hiding. That's a lie. Nobody, nobody wants to do that. Do it at home. Just play, you know, Spotify Monk sounds, lay in your own pool. What do you have to go to some lady's house? She's got powers. She lives in Gilbert. She doesn't have that many powers. If she had powers, she'd be in a better city. And if she had life figured out with her bowls, she wouldn't be living in a community with you guys. She'd be on a mountain.

[Brett]

I thought about that because I'm like, man, am I buying into this?

[Dick Toledo]

You are. You got lied to. That's a lie. Nobody does that for. No, no. On a Sunday through an hour.

[Brett]

An hour.

[Dick Toledo]

That's all it took. Yeah. There was definitely hose clean off, go home. There's no way that was. And you know, kudos to her for coming up with such a grand plan, but that nobody does that like you. And it's so boring.

[John Holmberg]

There's some monk stuff for you that.

[Dick Toledo]

You would keep it to yourself thinking, yeah, this, you going laid in a pool, some lady doing this. No way. Nobody does this. Yeah, I definitely, like, I need to see this. I need all of this. Well, you want to go with? Yeah. Because I know this story was designed to make me go bleh. Keep me away from that. Smartest thing in the world. Imagine trying that on her going over to John's. We're gonna play some sounding bowls and float in the pool. No, you're not. You're having an affair. There's no way that's real. Nobody does this for entertainment. There's no way. Good Christ.

[John Holmberg]

Tibetan monks Ohm chanting.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Is it working? Does she come home better, different, worn out, I'm guessing.

[Brett]

I don't know. I was just.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. I gotta tell you, I think my legs after three hours of basketball are probably in better shape than hers today. Woo.

[Brett]

That was a doozy.

[Dick Toledo]

After her, she might be going over there and just smoking bowls with ladies. That makes sense. I'd go over to Theresa's house, smoke some balls and float in the pool. I'm like, yeah, that makes sense. That's real.

[Brett]

Went out of her way. I mean, there's the towel and all the stuff that she had to keep the coat.

[John Holmberg]

Put a towel down.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, you got to bring a towel to that. She's going to get coated. She can't come home untowed.

[Brett]

Like, what, what's on this towel she.

[Dick Toledo]

Had the nerve to leave for this phoniness to her bukake party and she actually took her own towel. Byot was on the invite. And you're like, that makes sense. Well, you gotta ask more questions. Brady. The wife of the CEO at car place. Like, maybe he's telling the truth. Brady. No way. Nobody does this. I can't believe it. But then again, the name was the.

[Brett]

Same name as the CEO from which I thought was interesting.

[Dick Toledo]

Andy.

[Brett]

Yeah. They're having it at Andy's house. The guy. The CEOs. No, I'm just kidding.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, there's nothing else going on. Like, wait a minute. There was a man there. Something men never would do.

[Brett]

No.

[Dick Toledo]

Me and the boys are heading to Vegas this week. Weekend. Bring the sounding bowl. Said no man ever. This. Yeah. You got some questions on your hands. Just throw it out there. I don't believe you. See what? She starts to scramble. There's no way I buy that.

[Brett]

Tell me about last night.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. No, don't even talk about. She gets stories, but she's seen it online. You can make it just. I want to go over there and try it. Can I? Come here. I bet you're not allowed in there.

[Brett]

Probably not.

[Dick Toledo]

Which means you're like.

[Brett]

You would probably disrupt the.

[Dick Toledo]

No, no. I'll be good at the farm shui.

[John Holmberg]

Or whatever it is.

[Dick Toledo]

I want to go to that.

[Brett]

I mean, I've heard the sound bowls before.

[Dick Toledo]

Everybody's heard that. It was used to be a novelty act on Ed Sullivan. People played glasses, lick your finger.

[Brett]

The tones.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. And they just floated in some ladies presidential pool and do some, you know.

[Brett]

You know, mantras. I think that's what I'm.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, that was some rhythmic chanting.

[John Holmberg]

Singing bulls. Just for sleep.

[Dick Toledo]

You don't want to go to sleep in the pool.

[Brett]

That's what I said. We were saying there's gonna be some drownings.

[Dick Toledo]

Do you remember? The hell.

[Brett]

That's why you have the floaties.

[Dick Toledo]

The hell? They had to wear arm floaties.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

They went out.

[Brett]

Yep.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, my God. You're being lied to. I put the floaties on. I just get relaxed by a bunch of. When Ronnie's walking through the house today, go, excuse me, Ms. Golf. And if she turns her head, go, ah, they're banging a bunch of Buddhist monks.

[Brett]

Let me see some videos.

[Dick Toledo]

I got my towel. I've got my penis enlarger and my lubricant. It's time for the sounding bowl party.

[John Holmberg]

Why would she go to this?

[Dick Toledo]

She's going crazy.

[Brett]

That's why she trained. She trained for this stuff.

[Dick Toledo]

To lay in a lady's pool and listen. I can do that and I don't need training.

[Brett]

That was something different.

[John Holmberg]

It's like being a life coach or something.

[Dick Toledo]

I can lay in a pool and listen. I don't need any training.

[Brett]

I can play. Yeah, I could have played that on the over the speed.

[Dick Toledo]

Found it like this in minutes. Get in the pool, float around outside.

[Brett]

Maybe I'll do that this afternoon.

[Dick Toledo]

You should try it. What are you doing? I'm just floating around. With sounding bowls? You're not trained.

[John Holmberg]

Just fire up the Sonos and go to town.

[Dick Toledo]

What's the worst that can happen? You could kill yourself. I think it's pretty easy to float. I got this. I don't need training. I got it. Yeah, I'm sleeping in the pool. I made it. Wow. Well, there better be a purpose. There better be like a come home purpose with that.

[Brett]

She better be happy.

[Dick Toledo]

No more complaining. If you're pulling that nonsense off on Sundays, you get life figured out.

[Brett]

I want you to be happy.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, be happy doing that too. But just don't lie about it. Don't. That's the worst lie I've ever heard. Going to a girl's house for sounding bowls.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man. It's a six hour song. Oh, literally six hours and 12 minutes. I can play that Tantric.

[Brett]

Yeah, they did it for about an hour, hour and a half. And then she was home.

[Dick Toledo]

Wine and post. That was it. She came home right after.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Came home.

[Dick Toledo]

She brought her towels off. Came home. What'd your wife do that? She got all wet. Tell them. Came home.

[Brett]

I thought for sure it'd be the even like you said. Then they cracked wine open.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. And then start being girls. But just an hour. Yep, that's it. Gotta go.

[John Holmberg]

Crandall wants. No. Jesus, John. Are we already doing Palladio? This is hurting my head.

[Dick Toledo]

Brad's got a problem with bowls in his house. Kirby's smoking them, and Ronnie's listening to him.

[Brett]

I'm the only one eating out.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, you're the only one eating out of bowl. You're the only one doing things with bowls that is Okay.

[Brett]

I looked at that sound bowl. I'm like, man, you could put a big thing of ice cream in there.

[Dick Toledo]

This person's worried that Ronnie has the same diction issues Brady has where, like, you hear something and it's not really what he said. Brady, I'm pretty sure Ronnie went to an edging bull party, not a singing a bunch of lesbians. Just working around the edges. Back in an hour after I towel off. Bye. Bye. That's probably true.

[Brett]

God bless you.

[Dick Toledo]

I wouldn't believe that for a second. And maybe it is real, but I just. And I'm not saying she's lying. I just can't believe anybody would do that. You need to go. Next time, put the fear of God in her. I want in.

[Brett]

I'm tracking. I'm tracking.

[Dick Toledo]

Nick, throw your stupid. I'm sure you got one of them beach towels. It's like a hundred dollar bill or something. Silly. Throw that over your shoulder. Didn't I give you one of that mentally challenged Sean? Yeah, throw Sean over your shoulder and just in a pair of Speedos and like some ducky arm floaties.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, bring your Hooters towel. You always have those for a calendar shoot, you know, I'm sure the women will appreciate that.

[Brett]

That's right underneath Varnay towel.

[Dick Toledo]

And if she looks with pie eyes and goes, you're not trained, you'll be like, I'm going with. The last thing she'll expect is you want to be a part of that. And don't women always want you to be a part of their thing? I just want you to want to do some things that I want to do.

[Brett]

Yeah. Interesting. Never got the invite.

[Dick Toledo]

We only do things you want to do. I don't like golf, but I'll do it with you. How can we do it? Float in the neighbor's pool with sounding balls? Cause suicide's wrong. Holberg's morning sickness. Holberg's morning sickness. 28 K U P D. Holmberg's morning sickness. And then it just wraps up and everybody gets out.

[Brett]

Where is it? And she's like, please tell. We're meeting at the Royal Inn.

[Dick Toledo]

Like, I've heard of that place, the Night's Inn. They closed yours? They closed it for this very reason. And then an hour. And the lady's like, all right, that's it. Please, please, please tell me. Oh, dear God, please tell me. Brett ready?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Shouldn't pay for this, did she?

[Brett]

No.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

That he knows of.

[Dick Toledo]

Are you sure? Because it sounds like there was a time limit if she was only on.

[Brett]

I'm pretty sure. But I will double check because she gives this lady trained with that does classes.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And they try to create new classes that cost money.

[Dick Toledo]

This lady's not working for free.

[Brett]

They'll do it to get feedback from other instructors.

[Dick Toledo]

So she's practicing.

[Brett]

Yeah. The. The one lady that's doing the sounding.

[Dick Toledo]

Bulls at the end, you get A review. A Yelper.

[Brett]

Yeah. Do you think this. You think people would like to do this class?

[Dick Toledo]

No.

[Brett]

Maybe that's why. Maybe that's why she came home.

[Dick Toledo]

Man, you got. You'd never ask enough questions.

[John Holmberg]

What a grift.

[Dick Toledo]

You. And I get it. I don't know that I would on this one either, outside of. Well, that was a lie.

[John Holmberg]

What if Megan came home and did that?

[Dick Toledo]

That was a lie. How was the dick? What? You heard me. I didn't. I listened to bulls. And I'm like, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You didn't do that. And if you did, you're the least interesting human being I know, so I hope you got some dick. I listen to bulls. And I told you I would lie about that. I would.

[Brett]

In fact, if I've been asleep on that thing, even if I used to.

[Dick Toledo]

Do this right now, laying in the pool last night, I would prefer if I was told, I'm gonna go out and take some dick for an hour. I'll be home in a little bit. Like, that's not true. You're going to listen to them bulls again, aren't you?

[John Holmberg]

Sounds reasonable.

[Brett]

Is this code?

[Dick Toledo]

This is code for that bull party you go to. God damn it. No. You get out there and take some. Some dick.

[Brett]

Oh.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, fine. Yeah. Shock the world.

[Brett]

I asked a couple of questions.

[Dick Toledo]

What time are you going to be home? So you could jerk.

[Brett]

So the person that's doing it, they're just.

[Dick Toledo]

Is there a man in that house?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett]

They're not allowed.

[Dick Toledo]

No, no, no. Bronnie's question normally. Oh, that's a woman who lives alone.

[Brett]

Don't know. I didn't.

[Dick Toledo]

That lady lives alone.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I guarantee you her. Her hand is tan with zero circle. Oh, no. If there is a dude there, he's got a ponytail and he's making tea. He's. And he's just vibing in the. He's Brad from Fast Times in the pool house. Just tugging away the ladies laying there. He's got knock anymore comatose while this goes on.

[Brett]

He's got the sweat tent ready to go for him out of the pool.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, ladies, now we're gonna shave Brad's chest. Oh, God. What's happening at the ballpark? Do you think everyone would like that class with this obnoxious, like, air raid siren noise in the back while we shave my husband's chest mind's a melanoma. He has to go see a doctor on Tuesday about those. Brett and I both with no. Ask, though. Did that cost us money?

[John Holmberg]

Only question he had was the spread.

[Dick Toledo]

What's the spread look like? Did they feed her?

[Brett]

No, just. What, 7:30 at night? Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, you could still eat.

[John Holmberg]

7:30. What night was this?

[Dick Toledo]

Yesterday.

[Brett]

It was last night.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

I was gonna say 7:30 Sunday night. Sunset float.

[Brett]

Spontaneous bull party.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, spontaneous. No, I was gonna say it wasn't like, let you do this. I'll meet you.

[Brett]

Well, I mean, she was contacted bikini a few hours before nudity. All right.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. All right, now it sounds good.

[Dick Toledo]

What are we doing with the hour outfit?

[Brett]

There are.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, they're bikini songs. Maybe it starts to get hot after a little bit.

[Brett]

I. You know, I gotta find out.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brett]

How many people were there?

[Dick Toledo]

Who's there?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

What are we looking at? I'd much rather be completely baffled by a side piece than I would find out this was going on.

[John Holmberg]

I was gonna Google sounding videos, but something else came up. I didn't want to do that, so I'd rather.

[Dick Toledo]

Rather, I'm told I'm gonna go sound with a couple of ladies and male prostitutes we met. Oh, okay. That sounds more reasonable than the creepy culture. Joining this is Hale Bob.

[Brett]

These people are chasing comets, getting closer.

[Dick Toledo]

I never thought that when I started that sentence. Brady, no offense, with the sounding bolt, which is weird. We all know it. And you're like, she has parties and I have no question.

[Brett]

There she goes.

[John Holmberg]

This is still the same song playing too. Nine minutes in, we only have five and a half hours more left.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't need training. I can play this whole album.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, I'm appreciating it.

[Dick Toledo]

I can do this for six hours. I don't know. Maybe that's the. That's the training is to try to remain awake during this noise. Wow. Ronnie, come on. Come up with a better one. Shaggy had a better story. Yeah, and me.

[John Holmberg]

Look, there's playlists for this and everything on Spotify. Here, check this out.

[Dick Toledo]

I can hand it to you, Brady. You're one of the most trusting people I've ever met in my life. Because most guys. Wives leave. I'll be back in an hour and they take a towel with them.

[John Holmberg]

Look at this podcast. Sex, drugs and sound bowls.

[Dick Toledo]

There it is. What the hell is this? Sound bowl. I'd rather go to Adu again with Corey.

[Brett]

Those are the ones that good? Yes. Which ones?

[Dick Toledo]

The ones over on the right that light up bowls.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's what this is.

[Brett]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That's what's playing. Yeah. Because those 10 minutes.

[Brett]

That looks like brass right there. But that's got to be a more of a tone.

[John Holmberg]

How much are these bowls too?

[Brett]

They're not cheap.

[John Holmberg]

Oh really?

[Dick Toledo]

No. He's not happy about that. I told me about that a while ago. So Brady is annoyed. Ronnie enough that she's now banging the guy who stole his jet generator. That's. God, that's the only. That that's more reasonable than that. Yeah, I agree. That's a crazy story.

[Brett]

Is that what we're down to now? Floating strangers pool?

[Dick Toledo]

It's not even like a good friend.

[Brett]

No, she didn't know.

[Dick Toledo]

She didn't even know.

[Brett]

Friend of the instructor that took some classes. She's gonna get traffic of the girls that she trained with trains going over to another girl's pool and we're doing it there.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't want to be a jerk, but I got to ask guy questions because most guys would have this. What's the ROI or long term results or benefits of paying for bowl playing training.

[John Holmberg]

You're gonna piss Brady off.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't mean to, but you're right.

[Brett]

I'll just answer it with wnba.

[Dick Toledo]

Pay us what you owe us. Did you pay to train her to play bowls?

[Brett]

No.

[Dick Toledo]

So she learned.

[Brett]

No, but she. No. Yeah, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

She doesn't know how to play with them.

[Brett]

I think you can just buy the bowl.

[Dick Toledo]

I think I can pick it up with a wet finger in a bowl.

[Brett]

You can?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Is there like an Eddie Van Halen of bowls and stuff like that? I mean, is there like, you know.

[Brett]

Like if you go to training.

[Dick Toledo]

She does the taps.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Interruption on the bowls.

[Brett]

I mean yoga training is all about.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Yoga's an act.

[Brett]

Mantras.

[Dick Toledo]

Sure, sure.

[Brett]

You gotta understand the. The totally get it. Alphabet.

[Dick Toledo]

Yoga's a thing.

[Brett]

Breathing the body.

[Dick Toledo]

Yoga is a thing.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

It's a proven commodity. You can make money on yoga.

[Brett]

300 or 500, level one of the two.

[Dick Toledo]

That's awesome. Good for her there. Cuz you can actually turn that into a job.

[Brett]

What I know on paper.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't. Don't let it out here. We'll do it off there. Don't let it out out here. You don't want more trouble. You're gonna hit head one of these balls. Yes, you can. Yes, you can that into a job.

[Brett]

Yeah. If you would like to. And if you put your mind to know.

[Dick Toledo]

Throw some ambition behind it. You can do yoga as a job.

[Brett]

Yes.

[Dick Toledo]

Right. I don't think there's a big call for bowl players. I don't think that's your mortgage you're.

[Brett]

Not going to do. You know, you can do those classes every now and then. You change. Change it up.

[Dick Toledo]

What classes, though? What is.

[Brett]

Like, you do yoga, but you'll have the singing bowls.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

Somebody playing something right now. A real. And maybe it's been around a lot longer, but the breathing.

[Dick Toledo]

The breathing's been around the whole time.

[Brett]

But breathing is, you know, a mantra. As meditation.

[Dick Toledo]

Sure. Yep. The bowls, though. An hour.

[Brett]

And then you incorporate the bowls.

[Dick Toledo]

An hour on a stage. Sunday in someone's pool. And the lady's like, do you think people would want to do this?

[Brett]

I don't know about that.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, that's what you said the whole point.

[Brett]

Right. Maybe there was. That's how I'm figuring. Maybe they're. They're doing this. But then again, they could have just said, let's just get the polls.

[Dick Toledo]

And doesn't it feel a bit abrupt to just make it an hour and say, that's it, everyone out?

[Brett]

Could have been a little bit. 90 minutes.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, okay, so you weren't paying any attention. You have no idea. You're just watching Scheffler win again.

[Brett]

Two hour turnaround.

[Dick Toledo]

To Brady. Everybody raise your glasses to Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Raise your bowls.

[Dick Toledo]

The world's either smartest, dumbest, or most trusting man I've ever met. Where are you going in your bathing suit and towel? Bowl. Singing party. Okay, bye. Yeah. God damn it. He bought it.

[Brett]

Comes back to my dad. You can't stop a moving train.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, but you can ask a question, like, why are we staying on the tracks?

[Brett]

Well, he left that part out.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, the whole purpose of standing on the tracks is the bigger thing than the moving train.

[Brett]

I. I'll find out because I, you know. Okay.

[John Holmberg]

She can't.

[Dick Toledo]

And by the way, yeah, you can. Trains have brakes.

[Brett]

Takes a while.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay. But with a little gumption, that train comes to a halt. It's not like Snowpiercer. I just have more questions than you. What's with the towel? You just leave it. I'll be back in hour. It just looks. It looks just different than what you're saying is going to happen. If Maia left to the bar, we're going to be in the back, floating in the walk in freezer. Thought I'd dress at least.

[Brett]

She can go ham. I'm heading to work. I got to open.

[Dick Toledo]

Let the bitterness live off the air. You're going to get yelled at for that. Don't do that. That was painfully bitter. Don't do that.

[Brett]

Well, no, I'm saying as Far as to have her know what you're saying.

[Dick Toledo]

You're not going to make it better.

[Brett]

You know, I got to go to work early.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't dig your heels in here. Get off that hill. It's not. It's not going to be good. Just relax. You got seven more minutes. And everybody out. I don't get it.

[Brett]

She's working today and.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, and. Oh yeah. And how come you don't say I want in?

[John Holmberg]

This would be Brady.

[Dick Toledo]

That's Brady.

[Brett]

Beg you let us have the knife.

[Dick Toledo]

Let him ask it. Yeah. Is she the golden child? Do we not know?

[Brett]

It might be.

[John Holmberg]

There's Brady.

[Dick Toledo]

I said I, I, I, I, I, I want the knife. Lady mask again. Okay, Eddie had questions.

[Brett]

He found out.

[Dick Toledo]

What were you doing while this was going on? When she left. And you didn't know it was happening?

[Brett]

No, I did.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, no, when she left. I'm just saying, like this wasn't a part of the weekend plan. It just kind of appeared.

[Brett]

Yeah, it was kind of relatively spontaneous.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. And they're sitting on the couch, you.

[Brett]

Know, it was like five o', clock, four o'. Clock. She's like, you know what? I just got invited so and so is having this. She's gonna do some the scene bowls.

[Dick Toledo]

I wanna go.

[Brett]

I think I wanna go.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Just to see your face. Just to see her face. What? It would shock her. You could electrocute her. And she'd have a better looking eyeball than you saying, I want to go to the bowl party. What's in those bowls? Then she washes and makes a pie and Brady eats it in the storm drain. That's crazy. You're living a crazy life. That's a crazy person's life.

[Brett]

Kirby and I watched a couple episodes of quarterback back.

[John Holmberg]

My weekend was boring.

[Dick Toledo]

I've never heard anything like this.

[Brett]

Mom's. Your mom's heading to the bowl party.

[Dick Toledo]

Where's mom going with a squeegee and towel? Dad, I don't know. Bowl party.

[Brett]

After Kirby came home from pulling the double.

[Dick Toledo]

She's working double time. Kirby's throwing. She's paying the bills. She's chipping in. Where's mom going? My legs are killing me. Somebody get a meal on the table. Party. Dad, are you going to say anything?

[Brett]

Who cares? Five minutes. Quarterback starting.

[Dick Toledo]

The old man's checked out. Wow. Anyway, if she starts coming back and saying things like I'm going to cold prey. I mean, Coldplay. Oh, God. She's getting the accident. She's getting the accident. Accent. Fascinating. Brady. All this coming from Some lady banging a bunch of monks and crushing my. My naivete, my hope for humanity. Another little. Hate to say it. Little chink in that armor is gold. I know. That's the only thing I think of. I'm. I'm sorry, man. It's a phrase though. Just one little chunk. I'll say. Even that's just a fat one.

[John Holmberg]

Brady, you got to nip this in the bud.

[Dick Toledo]

You got to nip this in the bud big time.

[Brett]

Shut it down. No more bowl parties.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Dick Toledo]

No, you just. I. It's just. I want to see it. I want to see it. Oh. There's a thing now called hot wifing, by the way. Maybe you should look into that.

[Brett]

Is it like hot yoga?

[Dick Toledo]

Nope. It's basically where you take your wife who looks good and you like to watch her have sex with other guys. But it's. It's not kind of cucking. Cucking is more that she brings a dude and then you're not allowed to bang her. I learned this this weekend. Hot wifing is a dude presenting his wife for other people. Like it is cucking. But it's like cucking is usually when she's doing it to you. Like it kind of almost like he's not allowed in. This dude's like, I want to not have sex with her. You do it and then your hot.

[John Holmberg]

Wife, she's a pig. Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

But yeah, she's a pig. All right.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I mean, go glad.

[Dick Toledo]

Hot wife away. I'm not getting on that.

[John Holmberg]

Please.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you.

[Dick Toledo]

That is so weird. Hberg, morning morning sickness. Hol's morning sickness. Thanks a lot you ass hats. I came in mid conversation. That weird ass noise you were playing. Thought I had a vacuum leak in my truck.

[Brett]

It does every now. And the vent and the AC in the car. I love that hum.

[Dick Toledo]

It says Brady has no details but was instant and resolute that there was no food there so he would not be attending empty bowl parties. What he calls it.

[Brett]

Why would I go there?

[Dick Toledo]

I'm with you. Why would you go there? For all those reasons. My mother in law just started getting into those bowls because she's rich and bored and it's the weirdest thing ever. Expensive as hell, Gigantic. Take up a whole table. Zero benefits so far. Yeah, yeah. There better not be a single complaint if you're rolling out to bowl nights. Come home and you're like, you're still tense. We're not doing the bulls anymore. It's not working. But you've got her now. You're you're one of the few men out there that have her when she starts in those. I. Why don't we do this to together? Or. How come you never want to do things with me and then hit her with that bowl party one time. All you have to do is one time go.

[Brett]

I'm going to host one.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes. Yes.

[Brett]

Can we.

[John Holmberg]

Can we come by?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

You know what? I got an idea. I'll buy an orange gown. I'll get some scotch tape and pull these. Pull my papers back.

[Brett]

No, you don't need to do that.

[Dick Toledo]

But you. You would be more authentic. Then I'll grow up my mustache. That's a weird kind of thing.

[Brett]

Can't tape the eyes.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes, you can. No one will know. I'll put makeup over the tape. If you do makeup, I'll have my makeup lady.

[Brett]

Yeah, get Annie.

[Dick Toledo]

Annie will do it. Turn me into an Asian and I'll sit in your backyard kind of in the dark like I do. Please do not bother the bull master. His identity. His identity may not be revealed.

[Brett]

Yeah, no makeup needed.

[Dick Toledo]

And I'll just go, all right, mijo, here we go. We'll confuse the hell out of him. Is Sam Elliot the ball master. And off we go. Miho. And then next. Yeah, these broads are. And then every once in a while I'll fire that off. That was your thing.

[John Holmberg]

What was that?

[Dick Toledo]

That's your deal. Cheryl Crow showed where it's at.

[John Holmberg]

Because all I pulled up was that a commercial?

[Dick Toledo]

No, no, I'm sorry. I've summoned Cheryl Crow.

[John Holmberg]

I pulled up the $5,500 sounding bowl.

[Dick Toledo]

5,500?

[John Holmberg]

That's for an antique one, you know. That's that.

[Brett]

Yeah, we don't have that re Rack.

[Dick Toledo]

Radies risen up, mijo. Risen up.

[Brett]

Dude juice.

[Dick Toledo]

Swallow more dude juice. This isn't hypnotism, asshole. Quit bitching about everything. Eat dude juice.

[Brett]

That's the guy we need.

[Dick Toledo]

That's me. His identity must remain a mystery. Listen up, me ho. Why does he keep calling us all me ho?

[Brett]

Shh.

[Dick Toledo]

The dude abides. The dude abides Me ho. I don't like this bowl party. It's weird. They're all weird sister there.

[John Holmberg]

All right, here's one for you, Brady. It's cheaper. It's only 800 bucks.

[Dick Toledo]

We.

[Brett]

We got ours.

[Dick Toledo]

We're good. What was the most you spent on a singing bowl?

[Brett]

You know, actually, she got a really good deal.

[Dick Toledo]

Good. Yeah, she heaped them down a little bit.

[Brett]

They look good.

[Dick Toledo]

Full price on that thing.

[Brett]

They look good in the Closet.

[Dick Toledo]

Are they in the cl. Your bitterness needs to. You're right away. Yeah. You love the bowls.

[Brett]

They sound fabulous.

[Dick Toledo]

Has she played them around the house? Have you pulled them out? When nobody's home. Do you play the bowls? Every once in a while.

[Brett]

I have never done that one.

[John Holmberg]

But I've all the need to put some hoggin daws in one of them bowls and just go to town. What would you use it for? What it's good for.

[Brett]

I'd be kicked out of the house.

[Dick Toledo]

You think so you bought them?

[Brett]

Yeah. No. That wouldn't.

[Dick Toledo]

That's right. A big chocolate sundae with Jimmy. Yeah. And then at the end just doesn't make any noise.

[Brett]

14 scoops.

[John Holmberg]

Whipped cream. Cherry on top. Come on.

[Dick Toledo]

Wash it out. Multitask. With these stupid bowls.

[Brett]

It's not.

[Dick Toledo]

You can spend a couple grand on a bowl. I better get some Blue Bell out of that goddamn thing before the end of day. Man.

[John Holmberg]

These things are expensive.

[Dick Toledo]

This is nuts. You got duped on this bowl party.

[John Holmberg]

1200 bucks and it's already sold out.

[Dick Toledo]

I'd get my money back. Miho.

[John Holmberg]

All the expensive ones are sold out. Look at this one. 1500 bucks.

[Brett]

Yeah. She. She didn't drop that kind of dough.

[Dick Toledo]

They said I'm. Same thing happened to me. It took me 10 minutes to realize that sound was you guys. And that's something wrong with my tires as I barrel down the 101. The hell is going on with my car?

[John Holmberg]

Imagine the line of discount tire right now.

[Dick Toledo]

Come on.

[Brett]

It sounds like our building after the rain was really humid. The vents.

[Dick Toledo]

Check your tire pressure, mijo. All right. Anyway. That's enough of that nonsense. Sorry, Brady. All I wanted to do was talk about ladies. Who? Monks. And little did I know Brady had a follow up.

[John Holmberg]

Does she have the Alex Van Halen set here? The Five Bulls.

[Dick Toledo]

And it's a meal. Perkins. Yeah.

[Brett]

I think there's like three. Maybe three.

[Dick Toledo]

Get a crash symbol. Some plates up there. Something.

[Brett]

And the carrying case. Very nice.

[Dick Toledo]

It comes with a case to tote them from place to place.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Has it ever left the house?

[Brett]

Like you're hauling a drum kit around.

[Dick Toledo]

Have they ever left the house?

[Brett]

I think so. Once maybe.

[Dick Toledo]

So she takes them and plays them.

[Brett]

For others to the house.

[John Holmberg]

The singing bowl. Bag carrier.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Bucks. Man. I don't. That's a whole. That's in three days. I've been introduced to all sorts of new things in the world.

[Brett]

Got that pillow too.

[John Holmberg]

This one?

[Brett]

No. The one just down below. Right there with the leaf on it. Yeah. She's got one of those.

[John Holmberg]

She's banging an Asian that's on sale right now. 50 bucks for a goddamn pillow.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm not a private investigator, but if you put me on a fanduel right now and said, what's the end of this story? I'm like, oh, Ronnie's a lesbian with a Asian woman.

[John Holmberg]

She got the meditation shaw?

[Brett]

No.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, your world just got so easy for birthday presents.

[Brett]

We had to get a couple of the wands to beat the bulls.

[Dick Toledo]

I have never heard more disdain from.

[Brett]

Oil is 49 bucks.

[Dick Toledo]

They got a whole bunch of that stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Got a case of that sitting there. Closet.

[Dick Toledo]

I can get you some Pennzoil and we'll put it in a.

[Brett]

Got some beads.

[Dick Toledo]

Ohm. Oil and Pennzoil are the exact same thing. She won't know one. 16 bucks.

[John Holmberg]

You can get those cheaper trails. 28 bucks for incense.

[Dick Toledo]

Incense. All right. Anyway, what are they serving over at that bowl party? Ronnie Coors banquet Beer. Crack open a yellow jacket, Miho. Pop one my way. Don't get too close. You'll identify the mystery man.

[Brett]

Oh, I want so bad. Listen up, Mio.

[Dick Toledo]

What would they do if I just said, all right, grab your flotation devices and let's get in the pool, Mio. I'm gonna piss myself. This is ridiculous. All right, I'll send you home to.

[Brett]

Host to the party.

[Dick Toledo]

Have to. And I'm coming over. That's the only time I'll go to Gilbert. I don't have no intention, but I. You know what my rule is? When Brady says, come on out here for food, I'm like, you know how many good restaurants I passed to get to Gilbert? Not happening. But if you said, having a floaty bull party, I'm like, I pass. None of those. It's the only place in town that's happening. Travel, I gotta do that. That's a destination. See you in 10, Miho. I gotta go to that CNN. You're taking a towel out. Yeah, that makes sense to me.

[Brett]

Next thing you know, every weekend's taken. Kirby, quarterbacks on. John, I need you again Saturday afternoon.

[Dick Toledo]

We're making a fortune. Sorry, folks. We're going to quit this show. This me whole bowl party is killing it.

[Brett]

Have you guys heard about Yogi Holmberg?

[Dick Toledo]

I got Brady got Brett DJing in the corner for when they set up. All right, everyone, the mystery man has arrived. Everyone calm down. I'm gonna turn off the Bruno Mars now. And everyone relax.

[Brett]

We'll buy some acreage somewhere.

[Dick Toledo]

Just sit in the middle of a Field with a microphone. All right, ladies, take your tops off. It's the only way that the Lord Gorlock will understand or hear you. All right, here we go. I wish I was in Land of Cotton. Old times. What's he doing? Ladies, don't question the madness. He's right.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Never question the mystery man. You show me your snooch. Do it. Or the Lord Poas will come down and he'll sew it shut.

[John Holmberg]

Like how? Billy Bob's there.

[Dick Toledo]

Billy Bob Elliot. Look, Miho. I like that. Anyway, well, good luck with your weirdness. Brady.

[Brett]

Opportunity.

[Dick Toledo]

Ask some questions. No, it isn't. There's no opportunity.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Dick Toledo]

I could be the greatest bowl player of all time. I'll still be poor. It's wildly poor. At 741, the monks are having sex. And something else is going on in Gilbert we don't know about yet. But I'm sure that story's not over.

[Brett]

Bull parties.

[Dick Toledo]

Bowl parties is what they're called. Your wife leaves the house in a bikini and a towel and tells you that she's going to some Eastern ritual. Just. Just. Either be like Brady and go. And what's the worst can happen? I get two episodes of Quarterback with nobody talking or I start asking questions. Off you go. Crazy. Brett, what do you got on? I don't even care. Let's. We're skipping the Wake Up Song. What's on there? It can't be better than the Bowl Party.

[John Holmberg]

Well, we got Godzilla from Blue Oyster Cult for the show the other day. Who the who? Who are you for? Do Electric 6, gay bar for To's birthday, fairies wear Boots for John and Thrillers. Big night.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Deftone's new song. Ninish Nails new song. The Vapors turning Japanese Stupid Girl from Cold for the show. And then Aussie Suicide Solution for Ronnie's bowl playing.

[Dick Toledo]

I like that one. We might have to go. I think we. That I'll get that out of. Was it Aussie that did that?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. If it's not in there, I'll get it.

[Dick Toledo]

It isn't. We have the one that Zach did, though. Right? That's a Suicide Messiah. That's what I'm thinking. No, no. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Suicide solution.

[Dick Toledo]

Suicide solution is the different. Sorry. Yeah, you gotta do it. My brain went sideways, by the way. The fun that I had. Although Godzilla. Blue Oyster Cults is also a good option. All right, we're gonna go with Blister Cult and Godzilla.

[John Holmberg]

Pull that one up.

[Dick Toledo]

No, we got it. But we talked Friday about the guy they dressed up as Hitler in Her sales department to motivate the staff. And they've got posters downstairs of Hitler this morning that very. Oh, I've got suicide solution. The that very same man. I went down to my bathroom in my office is out of order. So I have to go downstairs to the still. Yeah. Nobody's ever. They're mad at me. They don't like me anymore. So they're not going to fix my bathroom. So I went downstairs to the men's room to. To pee. And I see that Scott Taylor slash Hitler lasso is in the thing. He's in the photos and the motivational posters and he heard the door open and he knows that I'm the only one here that goes and uses that bathroom who's a man. And so his. He tried to lift his feet to not expose his shoes real quick. And I saw him in there and he's taking a horrible dump. Now keep in mind this is 6:40. Scott should have stayed home and taken a dump at home. But he drove to work just to say he gets.

[John Holmberg]

He always does.

[Dick Toledo]

He says he gets here early and then he. And he wastes the first 15 minutes unleashing it Deuce and I. So I go, hey Taylor. And Because I recognized his shoes. And he put his feet back down on the ground because I think he thought he was going to get away with that one. And. And I said, hey, Taylor. And something to him and I said, you know I have to do this to you, right? He goes, yeah, go ahead. And then of course in the bathroom, blackout. So don't touch Scott Taylor's hands because I turned all the lights out in the bathroom and turned the music up as loud as it goes. He had to wipe in the dark. There's no way it's clean.

[John Holmberg]

Leave Scott Himler alone.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, I may. I may maybe. Yeah. But his final solution for cleaning his ass today. Smearing. That's it. He doesn't know when he was done. He's had to assume it all. Probably had his flashlight from his phone out to take a look at the paper to make sure he's still going.

[John Holmberg]

You did that to Toledo the other day too.

[Dick Toledo]

Always if you're taking a dump in our public. I'm shutting the. Shutting the lights out because Toledo came.

[Brett]

Out with his flashlight when I walked in after you.

[Dick Toledo]

It's opaque. It is. There's no window like it is black, dark, dark in there. So if you're gonna take a huge. At work when you. When you should. He's not doing anything yet. He should be home wasting those 15 minutes on his family smelling it, not us. You don't wreck the room. Maybe I understand it at like 11 or 12, and you've been at work for a few hours and you're like, all right, but first thing in the morning, like, I'll just drive in early and act like I'm the early bird. And then you just take for an hour.

[John Holmberg]

The whole morning show at Castle X used to do that too.

[Dick Toledo]

Both of them just peeling off the walls. Take you meatloaf. There's no need to be early if. If being early includes still some of the rituals of getting ready. Like get paid for it. That's stupid. You're getting paid a salaried employee. I understand if you're hourly, I guess, to show up early and clock in and drop a deuce, but come on. So I left him in the dark. So if anybody meets Scott Taylor day from our. What is it, the 26, 1060. Yeah, just elbow bump that pointless endeavor. Yeah, just elbow bump him. Don't touch his hands.

[Brett]

Geofence.

[Dick Toledo]

He'll find you on you. Trust me. He's very good digitally of chasing down clients and then. And then, like knowing where they are so he can run away as well. But his hands are filthy and his asses. He's got rust butt today in a huge way because he wiped in the dark. And I mean the dark. Suicide solution. That's what we'll go with today. It's Ozzy, everybody. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.