07-21-25 - Revisiting Why We Had Sales Hitler In On Friday And The Poster That Spawned It - Mormon Wife Says She's Frightened To Have Sex So Is Letting Husband Get It Elsewhere

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Title: Revisiting Why We Had Sales Hitler In On Friday And The Poster That Spawned It - Mormon Wife Says She's Frightened To Have Sex So Is Letting Husband Get It Elsewhere
Release Date: July 21, 2025
Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Broadcasted On: 98 KUPD (97.9 FM), the 98KUPD app, or www.98kupd.com
Air Time: Weekdays 5:30 AM - 10:00 AM

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1. Office Controversy: The 'Hitler' Motivational Poster

The episode kicks off with John Holmberg addressing a peculiar office issue that has been stirring unrest. He references a controversial motivational poster that some staff members mistakenly perceive as resembling Adolf Hitler. Holmberg explains:

“They're still defending it this morning... it's Hitler at first glance.”
— John Holmberg (00:03:38)

Holmberg recounts how the poster, intended to inspire with phrases like "effort" alongside whimsical images, inadvertently sparked confusion and discomfort. Scott Taylor attempts to defend the poster, suggesting:

“Sorry. Yeah, it just, it's going to look that way.”
— Scott Taylor (00:03:38)

However, Holmberg remains unconvinced, arguing that the imagery, especially with the straight arm pointing and the iconic mustache, unmistakably resembles Hitler:

“At first glance... it completely looks like Hitler.”
— John Holmberg (00:04:14)

The discussion highlights the challenges of workplace communications and the unintended interpretations that can arise from seemingly innocuous materials.

2. Bathroom Sabotage and Workplace Tensions

Shifting gears, the hosts delve into ongoing bathroom issues within their office. Holmberg vents his frustrations about the broken bathroom facilities:

“My toilet's been broken for a month, and nobody seems to want to get on that...”
— John Holmberg (00:05:23)

He accuses Scott Taylor of intentionally damaging the bathroom, suggesting it's a vendetta aimed at forcing him to quit:

“Taylor's been here for hours... stay home and take a dump.”
— John Holmberg (00:20:11)

Brett Vesely chimes in with humorous remarks about the situation:

“We need a plumber.”
— Brett Vesely (00:05:59)

The conversation underscores the strain and absurdity of office politics, blending genuine frustration with lighthearted banter.

3. Unity Through Dislike: The Coldplay Incident

Holmberg reflects on a recent event where the team found common ground in their disdain for a particular incident involving Coldplay:

“We all got on board making fun of that poor CEO and that HR lady at the Coldplay show. That was a uniting moment.”
— John Holmberg (00:07:35)

This segment illustrates how shared negative experiences can foster camaraderie, even in a politically divided environment. Scott acknowledges the impact:

“Strong weekend.”
— Scott Taylor (00:08:11)

Holmberg further elaborates on the human tendency to bond over common adversaries rather than unified positive experiences:

“When we all unite to dislike something, we are the strongest this nation can be.”
— John Holmberg (00:07:45)

4. The Struggle with Religious Sexual Repression

A significant portion of the episode delves into a sensitive and poignant topic: the effects of religious upbringing on sexual health and marital relationships. Holmberg narrates the story of a Mormon wife grappling with severe sexual repression:

“She was raised to believe that that kind of pleasure... she was afraid of penises.”
— John Holmberg (00:10:20)

The wife’s fear, rooted in her strict Mormon beliefs, has led to an inability to consummate her marriage, causing emotional distress and marital strain. Scott adds context to the predicament:

“You're still... (implying the continuous state of repression)”
— Scott Taylor (00:10:56)

Holmberg critiques the religious doctrines that enforce such repression, emphasizing the need for a balance between moral guidance and personal freedom:

“Sexual repression is religion's fault. The reason people have hang-ups is because religion...”
— John Holmberg (00:12:35)

The hosts advocate for a reevaluation of religious teachings that impose undue restrictions on personal sexuality, highlighting the detrimental impact on individuals and relationships.

5. Humor Amidst Frustrations: Scott Taylor’s Antics

Throughout the episode, lighthearted humor is interspersed to alleviate the tension from more serious discussions. A recurring joke revolves around Scott Taylor’s peculiar behavior at work, particularly his obsessive early morning bathroom visits that lead to further office mayhem:

“He's making my argument for me. Stay home an extra 15 minutes and take a dump.”
— John Holmberg (00:20:16)

Brett adds to the jest, suggesting playful solutions:

“He’s got an iPad. Do it at home.”
— Brett Vesely (00:20:25)

This segment showcases the hosts' camaraderie and their ability to find humor in workplace frustrations.

6. Concluding Thoughts and Upcoming Segments

As the episode nears its end, the hosts touch upon the need to address dysfunctional office dynamics and encourage a healthier work environment. Holmberg wraps up with reflective thoughts on the importance of overcoming religious constraints to foster personal well-being and fulfilling relationships.

He teases the audience about the next segment:

“We got a what would Brady do? Coming off in just moments.”
— John Holmberg (00:20:45)

The episode concludes with the hosts reaffirming their commitment to entertaining and challenging their listeners, hinting at more engaging discussions to come.

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Notable Quotes

• John Holmberg (00:03:38): "Nobody points straight arm. The second you point straight arm and you've got a mustache pointing his hand sideways. Yeah, he even said it was like upside down at one point. Like, no, look at it again. It's Hitler at first glance."

• John Holmberg (00:05:23): “My toilet's been broken for a month, and nobody seems to want to get on that...”

• John Holmberg (00:07:45): “When we all unite to dislike something, we are the strongest this nation can be.”

• John Holmberg (00:10:20): “She was raised to believe that that kind of pleasure... she was afraid of penises.”

• John Holmberg (00:12:35): “Sexual repression is religion's fault. The reason people have hang-ups is because religion...”

• John Holmberg (00:20:16): “He’s making my argument for me. Stay home an extra 15 minutes and take a dump.”

• Brett Vesely (00:05:59): “We need a plumber.”

• Scott Taylor (00:08:11): “Strong weekend.”

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness deftly balances humor with serious discourse, tackling contentious workplace issues and deep-seated personal struggles influenced by religious beliefs. Through engaging dialogues and candid reflections, the hosts invite listeners to reflect on the impact of office culture and societal norms on individual well-being.

Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

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[Scott Taylor]

Sorry. Yeah, it just, it's going to look that way.

[John Holmberg]

Guests of the building walking through go, they've got pictures of Hitler because they're not going to study it. They don't know Scott Taylor. There's going to see a dude with a mustache doing straight arm pointing.

[Scott Taylor]

Even if it was sideways. If you would you. I'm gonna point something out. Doing a straight karate chop.

[John Holmberg]

Like I told him. I'm like, I've seen thousands of hours of video of the World Trade center and not one person goes, look at those planes. And their arms are straight up. Like, nobody. Hitler points. But Scott does. And they took a photo and they put it up there. And then they're so oblivious to it all that they're like, it is supposed.

[Scott Taylor]

To be pointing at the believe.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Scott Taylor]

You can't even see that.

[John Holmberg]

Worse. Once you see what's written on the sign. Worse. So after I point out that it looks like Hitler and everybody goes, oh, my God, we didn't see it. It's. It completely looks like Hitler. You'd think the smart thing to do after that would be to remove the Hitler posters. Nope, nope. It's hanging over. Ironically this morning. Somebody brought some bagels in. Hitler's pointing away from the bagels, which would make tons of sense to me.

[Brett Vesely]

They're holding strong with their beliefs down there.

[John Holmberg]

It says believe, and there's bagels, there's bait, there's Hitler, and nobody's. Nobody has any clue what's going on anymore.

[Scott Taylor]

If all goes as well, could be on the i10 billboard this morning. They put on that digital board.

[John Holmberg]

Still streaming.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man.

[John Holmberg]

And then point to the app.

[Scott Taylor]

Put that up there.

[John Holmberg]

See how that a great idea, though? Like, instead of taking that down, let's just put some Jewish delights underneath it. I don't understand anything anymore, so I just want to point that out to everybody. Yes, the posters are still up. They're digging their heels in. Well, it's working, and I don't think anybody in management likes me anymore. Anyway. I've been going through some stuff here, and now my bathroom's been broken for a month, and nobody seems to want to get on that, so I have to use the public bathroom. Scott comes here early and wrecks it. So I think it's all kind of a pointed effort to make me quit. I don't know what's going on. I'm pretty sure that's what's happened. Almost positive. They all got into a little huddle with the owners and tripping. Well, let's make them quit. You could just get rid of, like, it's all. It's just bipolar. I don't know what's going on. Fix my toilet side story on that. Totally different deal. My toilet's been broken for a month.

[Brett Vesely]

We need a plumber.

[John Holmberg]

And someone took a dump in it. When I went in there that one morning, and I looked, and I'm like, that's been sitting there for, like, a day. And it won't flush. The dump had no toilet paper, so.

[Brett Vesely]

Somebody rust butted out of there.

[John Holmberg]

So somebody calling it Taylor's revenge? Yeah, I think it's Scott. Taylor dropped it. Well, he's the Only one right now that we're. I mean, look, he needs to be shamed. And so then he dumped. And then he pulled his pants up, rust, butted his way into the other bathroom, and then cleaned up in there just to leave me a scarring visual.

[Brett Vesely]

Who else got keys? Your office?

[John Holmberg]

Well, the cleaning crew. Dom used to do it. I knew that because Dom used to. He have a master Larry. Amy doesn't. No. Or Larry doesn't. Amy does. Trip does.

[Brett Vesely]

Mike does.

[John Holmberg]

Mike does.

[Brett Vesely]

He wouldn't know.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think. What about Ben? No. His. His is identifiable. It would look like somebody poured cottage cheese into the toilet. I got me. You know, it was. I don't know what. But since then, it's been busted. They got all the poo out.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, that was nice of them.

[John Holmberg]

But then somebody just wrapped toilet paper around the seat and then put an out of order sign over it. And it's been that way for a long time. So the whole point. And it's kind of breach of contract, because it's in my contract that I have my own toilet. Like, it needs to be repaired. I do. And technically, I guess a lawyer would say you do have your own toilet. You didn't say it had to be functional.

[Scott Taylor]

Gray area.

[John Holmberg]

It is a gray area of gray water. So there. You got that. What are you gonna do? Interoffice politics. We don't need to bore you with that. And again, back to the thing is, guys, like, who would have ever thought. And you were so right, I forgot who I thought. Was it Donovan that said that? Who would have ever thought that? Our nation, which is so divided politically on most topics, you can't even come to an agreement on anything. We. We united this weekend. One beautiful thing that happened over the weekend was we all got on board making fun of that poor CEO and that HR lady at the Coldplay show. That was a uniting moment.

[Scott Taylor]

Strong weekend.

[John Holmberg]

When we all unite to dislike something, we are the strongest this nation can be. We try to unite over things that, like love and nobody gets it right. But when we all have a common kind of enemy or target and we all kind of find we all get together and are buddies. Nobody. And I'm like, I think I might be the first person that's on any media saying, hey, we need to pull back. This guy's going to kill himself. It was fun. Don't get me wrong. Brett and Katie Hobbs just popped up. He showed me. That's very funny. Whoever did that. But this poor bastard. And somebody else pointed out he go to, like, Rehab, do the. Do the American walk of shame. It's like, look, I made some bad decisions, but you don't know. Again, you don't know. His wife might be just the biggest alive. Doesn't give him a right to do what he did. But maybe they open marriage. Maybe they're separated. Well, that would. He wouldn't have hidden open marriage. Wouldn't have dove down under the well.

[Scott Taylor]

But the job's still on the line even though you're.

[John Holmberg]

He's not that dumb. If he's got an open marriage, then he doesn't need to bang the HR lady dumb enough. Well, open marriage and he's not going to tag on to an employee. He's got options.

[Brett Vesely]

Should have been an Indiana Jones 3. Choose, but choose wisely.

[John Holmberg]

Wisely.

[Brett Vesely]

He didn't choose wisely.

[John Holmberg]

You've chosen poorly. Yes, mijo. That's the only thing missing from that move anyway. Or he's got this wife, which I just saw this lady, she didn't realize she was raised Mormon. She was raised so Mormon that she was afraid of sex. Like, she was raised to believe that that kind of pleasure. God hates that. And she had all these sexual repressions and, like, she was taught to believe that that is between a man and you shouldn't even think about it. And masturbating is bad and dirty thoughts are bad. And don't do it until you're married, then do it. And so she gets there and she's, like, excited. And then she realized that through all this trauma from religion, growing up, she was afraid of penises. Well, obviously she married a guy who's a Mormon as well, equally as religious, but he's all forebone in a way.

[Scott Taylor]

So she said, they got kids, they got a producer.

[John Holmberg]

She's not letting that happen. She's got no kids. Never take a wiener. Can't do it. Got to push them in there. And so she's afraid of it and cannot consummate their wedding. Can't do it. It's like, I don't think I'll ever do it. He tried a little bit. It hurt too much. Push off. Scared me even more because she thought that the pain was God's way of saying, this is punishment. So now she's not in. And so she went to the. Somehow or another, it's a news story now that she's like, I. I didn't want to. Now we can't get divorced because Mormons can't. You can't watch me too. But, like, she's like, but. But her husband's like, no, this is. What?

[Scott Taylor]

Cuz you're still.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, very Mormon. So she gave him permission.

[Scott Taylor]

Just don't open up.

[John Holmberg]

Just don't be loud about it. Holmberg's morning sickness and then this. Maybe the Coldplay guy's wife's one of those. She's like, look, I don't want to do this anymore at all. You're allowed to do it. Just don't, don't be embarrassing. And then Coldplay ruined it.

[Brett Vesely]

Hopefully he chooses better.

[John Holmberg]

And how many times have we said that phrase, Coldplay ruined it. Then Coldplay showed up and everything got worse. So yeah, she's got her fear of sex and penises. She's gone to like a therapist and stuff and realized she said, we finally tried it after I avoided it my wedding night. I cried and screamed. Religion has been so strict and sexuality was so policed my whole life. I didn't even think this was something that could be pleasurable. It all seems scary. Subconsciously, I knew this wasn't the life for me. We weren't going to use a condom. And I was also scared that I would have kids right away. They still have not had sex a year into it. Can't figure out anything of what she can't even use. Like tampons in case she likes the tickle. So she doesn't. I don't know. She's like wads up. So there's guilt. Oh, it's terrible. She can't do it. But she says, I feel bad for him. This is not what a wife should do. I felt like a prisoner and it wasn't his fault. I created a prison and I'm like, this is where we have to ask religions to knock it off.

[Brett Vesely]

How many religions are there out there in the world? Find another one.

[John Holmberg]

Pick one that doesn't do this to you or your parents.

[Scott Taylor]

But I don't, you know, just doesn't match up. Because even her parents would say, you know, there's one thing waiting till you're married, but. And when you're married, you gotta look.

[John Holmberg]

But sexual repression.

[Scott Taylor]

The you have to please your husband.

[John Holmberg]

Which I love that I have. But if you've scared kids.

[Scott Taylor]

But if you don't have to.

[John Holmberg]

Brady, if you've scared somebody with God and they believe he watches and your pleasure zones are bad. All of them that look, sexual repression is religion's fault. The reason people have hang ups is because religion, it's also got a good side to it, which keeps you from being crazy. But it is like especially Mormons. Those folks Are. That's a. They got some strict stuff over there with that.

[Scott Taylor]

Like fear, get your money.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. And yeah, you're afraid that the sky wizard will crush you if you touch your pee pee.

[Scott Taylor]

Unless it's with the minister.

[John Holmberg]

So this makes. Right. And that's my point is a lot of the times they're like. But they do it and they get caught doing stuff. And everybody's supposed to be all right with it. We have to get it to where religion takes the shackles off of this thing completely. Can your God, is what I'm asking Brady, come down and like, fire into a tablet again? And maybe the new tablets, an iPad, modernize God. You knew. Why didn't God send down the Ten Commandments on iPads? He knew they were coming.

[Scott Taylor]

They are now.

[John Holmberg]

But you think originally he went to. With what their technology was. That makes sense.

[Scott Taylor]

You gotta admit, the stone.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Scott Taylor]

Pretty impressive.

[John Holmberg]

How much more impressed would they have been if it was on an iPad?

[Scott Taylor]

Blown away.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Scott Taylor]

There'd be no questions.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but would have been like, whoa, that's God. If he broke out an iPad of commandments. And Moses is like, no, what the. This. You have to hook up to Wi Fi. We don't have it. Hold on. Now you do. 5G. Thanks, God. How do I explain this to them? Tell them God gave it to you. They'll buy it. And then he shows him an iPad with the commandments. That's a tablet I can get behind. Anybody can carve into a rock. You want to prove yourself? Break out some. Some 20, 25 stuff on those druids back in the day. Can you come down one more time and just say, sorry about that.

[Scott Taylor]

I had a gold chest.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you guys missed out completely. My bad. I didn't mean for you guys to be so afraid of sex. It's awesome. And then, like, throw in a God thing after.

[Scott Taylor]

But that was. I mean, even if you're talking about that in the script, he don't even.

[John Holmberg]

He brings it up. He brings it up a lot. Saying impure thoughts, swing fest, free marriage, not one forever.

[Scott Taylor]

Yeah, but they're getting.

[John Holmberg]

You know, Come on.

[Scott Taylor]

Wait until you're 12.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, that was back in middle age. That's basically. Basically saying it's hold off. It's dirty, it's nasty, it's gross. He covered up Adam and Eve on her for a reason. But come down and say, God, I'm asking if you'd come down, throw out a new tablet. Just says, look, you guys missed the boat on my sex talk. I think you took it too far. Calm down and then say something that God would say. Except for you homos. That's gross. And then go back up and be God again. Do it God's way. Come down, make us know your gods. Like, oh, he's. I guess we over interpreted the sex thing where it's. We can loosen up a little bit. Unless it's in the. But it's an exit. Only a jerks do it. Read a book. And then God just floats back up to heaven. Like got him like. I think that was God because he added the thing about the gays at the end. He hates them.

[Scott Taylor]

You can do it. I'm telling you. You're gonna prolapse eventually.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. No, he doesn't say that. The book. The book is.

[Scott Taylor]

I know.

[John Holmberg]

I'm just saying that's your interpretation. God goes, go ahead if you want to. Has never once been in the book. God, do it if you want to. Idiots. Your ass will fall out. That would have been an excellent God. That's a God. I could get behind page four. Ecclesiastes. Hey, go ahead, weirdos. You want to stick your dick in that? That's fine. Your ass might fall out on the 10th day.

[Brett Vesely]

God created the chocolate lebaron.

[John Holmberg]

I'm telling you, you're gonna have nothing but trouble doing it that way. But you know what? Do what you do. Don't listen to me. I'm only God.

[Scott Taylor]

The chocolate chariot.

[John Holmberg]

Early God, pre Jesus never once said do what you want. He basically got free will. But I'm telling you right now, turn you into salt and stone if you screw around. Especially you homos. And then he floats back up. He hated them lobster shrimp. He went nuts about that. There's like rules about you don't eat that. That. It's bad for you. It's crustaceans. What about free will? Oh, you. You're taking advantage right there is what you're doing. Don't eat the shrimp.

[Scott Taylor]

He does say in the New Testament about the Old Testament. Hey, that's. That's the old way.

[John Holmberg]

Because he was wrong.

[Scott Taylor]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

He goes to the New Testament. Jesus, like a little. Little rough on the whole shrimp thing. Those are delicious. Why'd you make it so tasty?

[Scott Taylor]

I tried that shrimp.

[John Holmberg]

Why did you make say dad?

[Scott Taylor]

Whoever made cocktail sauce, I don't want.

[John Holmberg]

To be a dick, but I ate some of that shrimp. You might have missed the boat on that one. Really?

[Scott Taylor]

Can we lift that?

[John Holmberg]

Can we write a new book and leave the shrimp part out of it, I suppose. Pretty pissed off about shrimp, though.

[Scott Taylor]

Wait until you try bacon.

[John Holmberg]

Have you had drawn butter and lobster? Yeah, let's.

[Scott Taylor]

I told you.

[John Holmberg]

No telling you, man. One bite.

[Brett Vesely]

Give it a shot.

[John Holmberg]

You got a new religion. Jesus. You were right. I was way off on how good lobster tastes. All right, blank that out. Let him have tattoos and be a little lighter on the homos. But not too light. First book, kind of a mistake. Kid came along, fixed everything and not perfect. Well, actually, I am. But still. Anyway, come on down. Tell us to lighten up so dudes don't marry some girl who's so afraid of penises that she can't have sex with her husband. That's horrible. And then it gets on the news. That's another thing. I don't understand how that happens. Did that happen at Coldplay, too? How do we know about this?

[Scott Taylor]

Amazing. With that concert uncovered.

[John Holmberg]

Let's take a look over here. Who's all yellow? Oh, that's a Mormon girl who's sewn a vagina shut because she's so afraid of sex. Sorry.

[Scott Taylor]

The Virgin Cam.

[John Holmberg]

You skins him on your skin and bones. Ah, there's Virgin Cam. Look at that. As a guy who's been married for a year can't have sex with his wife because it's all sewn up. She. She has to mop up her menstruation with a sock. She won't even use tampons because it was all yellow. I'm going to Coldplay next time. Just gonna. I'm not. I'm just gonna. Popcorn. And just stare at the screen. I don't even care about the songs.

[Scott Taylor]

Ready? You ready?

[John Holmberg]

Science and progress. Oh, what's that in the front row there? It looks like it's a guy dressed as Hitler with Rustbite. Oh, it's Scott Taylor, everybody. It's KUPD Scott Taylor from Digital 1260. Kiss 1230. The rhythm of the city. Digital department. Anyway, what are you gonna do? I. I digress. Stop crapping at work. And that's the other. I just argue with Scott. He's like, nobody even knows I'm here. So who am I impressing by being here so early? And I'm like, you're making my argument for me. Stay home an extra 15 minutes and take a dump. I don't have to yet.

[Brett Vesely]

Then wait till you do.

[Scott Taylor]

You don't realize it. Like, two hours later, people go in the bathroom like, oh, Taylor's here.

[John Holmberg]

Taylor's been here for hours. Yeah. Ugh. Anyway, gotta be here early. Early bird gets the worm better spend about an hour in the bathroom wrecking it before anyone else shows.

[Brett Vesely]

By the time he's dropping, there's still nobody here. Nobody's gonn 40 minutes going, we're the only ones here.

[John Holmberg]

And he said, oh, you're the only one that would be impressed with me being here early. I'm like, then stop doing it right. I gotta get stuff done. Stay late.

[Brett Vesely]

He's got an iPad. Do it at home.

[John Holmberg]

I know what's really going on. It's that wife of his. It's tired of smelling like he stinks up the house and then runs away.

[Brett Vesely]

She kicks him out.

[John Holmberg]

She said, you're not allowed. She. She did what I'm doing. You're not allowed to take here in the morning anymore because you'd leave afterwards and you'd leaving us with the mess. You do that at work. You go in early and take care of that. No one's there.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, honey, stop a QT or something.

[John Holmberg]

And then they click their heels together. And then he leaves dressed as Hitler again. Anyway, we got a what would Brady do? Coming off in just moments. It's 98 KUPD, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.