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John Holberg
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Brady
Hello peasants.
John Holberg
Yeah, exactly. That's what we're. Hey F. It's time for Brady to entertain us all. It's brought to you by our friends, react defense.com the home of tactical Black. Which just dawned on me that if I'm going to that game tomorrow, I'm not going to be able to make it in there again tomorrow. Damn it. I've missed the last few times. And it's the suckiest part of getting a busy life is trying to find time to get in there and do the thing these guys have. They're at it from 8 in the morning until 10 at night. They're always there. Their schedule is to keep it going. So if you're like me and you're like, jesus, my time, I just realized I'm not going to be able to make it tomorrow because of this game and all the stuff that I. Well, you know what? Pick another time during the day because they have classes all the time. They've got all sorts of stuff. It's on. It's very convenient, I'll tell you that. They've got everything offered to you. Cardio, they've got self defense, They've got, you know, the bag classes. Unbelievable. Teach you how to punch, kick maneuver, footwork, all that stuff. You're getting great shape while you do it. And you don't have to have any skills coming in at all. You can be completely. Look, you could just land here from another planet and say, I've got nothing. I'm a lump of nothing. And you go in there and that starts you. And by the end of that class, you'd be like, okay, I got a little something. What else can I add to this? Every time you go, you will add something to your arsenal, and that's the best part about it. While you're getting in great shape, you'll look good, you'll feel good, you'll be good. Sheepdog. That's what they're looking for. No more sheep. Bracketdefense.com it's the home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment.
Brady
In a new poll about kiss cams, 11% of people say they love the kiss cam. 26% like him, 19% dislike, 9% hate the kiss Cam.
John Holberg
Is there a Cutler option on that? The don't care. Yeah, it's the dumbest thing in the world when you think about it. The kiss cam, the muscle cam's worse Smile cam is my least favorite.
Brady
Well, you know, cheaters want to steer clear of any Coldplay shows, but Liam Gallagher.
John Holberg
Hold on. Coldplay didn't, like, initiate the idea of let's expose cheating. Like, that wasn't a thing.
Brady
This is according from Liam from Oasis.
John Holberg
Okay.
Brady
He says we're quite the other way. Don't worry, you can come to our place. You can bang. Away he goes. I don't mind who you're effing with. Mingling with, tingling with, none of my business. Fingering with. Yeah, none of my business.
John Holberg
Essentially what he's saying is, you can bring your wife, you can bring your girlfriend. I might them.
Brady
And they went right in to slide away.
John Holberg
That's. Have you seen the crowds for the Oasis stuff in England right now? Did you see the footage of that first night? Oh, my God.
Brady
Mariah Carey announced her 16th album. Care for it all is its title. I know you're fired up about that title. Just go away.
John Holberg
Yeah, I don't mind Mariah. I just don't. Done. Yeah. There's nothing she's gonna bring to the party. Nobody's gonna care. Keep doing that squeaky seven octave thing. Whatever. I've gotten what I need from her.
Brady
Basically, the upcoming Hulu dating show.
John Holberg
We have mined Mariah as it is. Yeah. Yeah.
Brady
Are you my first Ew.
John Holberg
Virgins.
Brady
Yep.
John Holberg
They have to prove that.
Brady
Virgins looking for love.
John Holberg
Nerds.
Brady
The hottest group of virgins ever assembled. We skip search for intimacy, love. And maybe they're first in a tropical paradise.
John Holberg
Let's get Thriller on the tropical paradise. Be walking around like a busted flamingo. Thriller would be awesome.
Brady
Flamingo. Oh, chick magnet.
John Holberg
Thriller would get him one those shows just based on the idea that he's not 100% correct. He's a little broken. So we put Thriller on there with his limp and his weirdness and, I mean, if they said, no, we don't want you on tv, they'd be, I think, racist, but I'm not sure what words fit there. Dale said no to als, Matt. That's a good point. I don't mean nothing. I'm just saying he did.
Brady
No hesitation.
John Holberg
Yeah, yeah. He had no problem. He wanted him out the first. I know. And Dale, I can't stand looking at that guy. He's sick and I'm gonna throw up. Johnny, please.
Brady
That was all because of the handler.
John Holberg
Yeah. No, because she said that he was ugly, which he should be used to.
Brady
Tool just announced they're doing a December 19th concert in Honolulu. They haven't been to Hawaii in 15 years. So if you want to have a little Christmas vacation in kedj. Tool man in Hawaii.
John Holberg
My indoctrination to Hawaii was my cab ride from the airport in Kona to my room 20 years ago this year, 2005, when we ran the marathon out there, and I get in the cab and the dude, just as loud as he can turn his radio up in the cab, it's Tool. And he just starts smoking this foot long joint. You smoke, you partake, brah. What? I can't hear you. Oh, no, I'm good. I'm good. Smoking the biggest, fattest Cheech and Chong joint I've ever seen. Driving me in the dark of night across a lava field. You've been Hawaii before, bruh. Just pay attention to the road, please. Crazy.
Brady
You're good, Holly.
John Holberg
Yeah, you're good, Holly. Drop you off right here, Bob. It's the middle. And no, no, don't drop me off here. I don't know where I am. Oh, you'll find they just turned it up. Loud. It was Doobie's cab. It was the loudest stereo I've ever been a cab. That's it. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a fantastic Tuesday, and we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning. Sickness Hollow, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. Wayfair's Black Friday in July sale is almost here. Starting July 24th, score up to 80 off everything home at Wayfair. Plus amazing doorbuster deals and free shipping site Wide Shop the sale@wayfair.com Wayfair Every style, every home.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (07-22-25)
Release Date: July 22, 2025
In the July 22, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's No. 1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg and his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo deliver a dynamic and engaging segment packed with humor, listener interaction, and lively discussions on current entertainment topics. Here’s a detailed breakdown of the episode's key points and conversations.
The episode begins with John Holmberg swiftly transitioning from promotional content to the main segment, the Entertainment Drill, setting an energetic tone for the morning.
John Holmberg [00:00]: "It's time for the entertainment drill. It is 10 o' clock and that means we're getting out of here in seconds."
John hints at an upcoming discussion about attending the Diamondback Suite for a game, expressing the chaos of organizing such an event and playfully reprimanding listeners:
John Holmberg [00:25]: "Some of you will find it and we'll have you removed."
Brady Bogen enters the conversation with his characteristic humor, addressing the audience as "peasants" to segue into his segment sponsored by ReactDefense.com.
Brady Bogen [01:57]: "Hello peasants."
He discusses the challenge of balancing a busy life with attending classes at React Defense, praising the convenience and variety of offerings:
Brady Bogen [02:20]: "They've got all sorts of stuff. It's on. It's very convenient, I'll tell you that."
A pivotal part of the episode revolves around a listener poll about the infamous Kiss Cam, revealing mixed feelings among the audience.
Brady Bogen [03:25]: "In a new poll about kiss cams, 11% of people say they love the kiss cam. 26% like him, 19% dislike, 9% hate the kiss Cam."
John Holmberg critically assesses the concept, labeling it as "the dumbest thing in the world" and expressing his disdain:
John Holmberg [03:39]: "Yeah, it's the dumbest thing in the world when you think about it. The kiss cam, the muscle cam's worse Smile cam is my least favorite."
The conversation shifts to British rock band Oasis and Liam Gallagher’s provocative statements. Brady shares a humorous exaggeration of Gallagher's laissez-faire attitude towards audience interactions:
Brady Bogen [04:03]: "This is according from Liam from Oasis. He says we're quite the other way. Don't worry, you can come to our place. You can bang."
John counters, clarifying that Coldplay did not initiate such ideas, highlighting a playful debate between the hosts:
John Holmberg [04:06]: "Coldplay didn't, like, initiate the idea of let's expose cheating. Like, that wasn't a thing."
The hosts mockingly discuss Liam Gallagher's openness, reflecting on the band's current popularity in England:
John Holmberg [04:36]: "Have you seen the crowds for the Oasis stuff in England right now? Did you see the footage of that first night? Oh, my God."
Brady brings up Mariah Carey's latest album announcement, eliciting mixed reactions from the hosts. While Brady conveys enthusiasm, John expresses indifference, doubting the album's impact at parties.
Brady Bogen [04:46]: "Mariah Carey announced her 16th album. 'Care for it all' is its title."
John Holmberg [04:57]: "Yeah, I don't mind Mariah. I just don't. Done. Yeah. There's nothing she's gonna bring to the party."
The hosts creatively brainstorm about Hulu's new dating show, "Are You My First," imagining a quirky theme where virgins search for love in a tropical paradise.
Brady Bogen [05:12]: "Basically, the upcoming Hulu dating show."
John Holmberg [05:34]: "Let's get Thriller on the tropical paradise. Be walking around like a busted flamingo."
Their playful banter highlights their comedic chemistry and ability to riff on contemporary media topics.
Brady announces Tool’s upcoming concert in Honolulu, marking the band's return to Hawaii after 15 years. John shares a vivid personal anecdote from a past Hawaii trip, emphasizing the memorable experience despite the challenges.
Brady Bogen [06:24]: "Tool just announced they're doing a December 19th concert in Honolulu. They haven't been to Hawaii in 15 years."
John Holmberg [06:32]: "My indoctrination to Hawaii was my cab ride from the airport in Kona to my room 20 years ago this year, 2005, when we ran the marathon out there..."
John recounts the surreal moment in a cab where the driver played Tool loudly while smoking cannabis, blending humor with a touch of nostalgia.
John Holmberg [06:42]: "He just starts smoking this foot long joint. You smoke, you partake, brah. What? I can't hear you."
As the segment wraps up, John extends well wishes for the day, maintaining the show's upbeat and engaging atmosphere.
John Holmberg [07:32]: "You guys have yourselves a fantastic Tuesday, and we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning."
Conclusion
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness showcases the hosts' ability to blend humor, current events, and listener interaction seamlessly. From dissecting the love-hate relationship with kiss cams to enjoying lighthearted debates about celebrities and music, John Holmberg and Brady Bogen ensure a lively and entertaining start to listeners' mornings. Whether you're a regular or tuning in for the first time, this episode offers a glimpse into Arizona's most powerful rock radio station's engaging and dynamic content.
Note: Advertisements and non-content segments have been excluded to focus solely on the episode's primary discussions and interactions.