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John Holmberg
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Brett Vesely
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John Holmberg
Well, you wanted to make it super gay.
Brett Vesely
You wanted to be as gay as possible.
John Holmberg
The family behind him were just shocked that it wasn't pixelated.
Brett Vesely
If you can't send over embarrassing weird photos onto somebody's phone making them uncomfortable with their sexuality and not include Katie KB well, I don't know what you're doing.
John Holmberg
What is your algorithm on your phone?
Brett Vesely
Like it's been strange. I'm not gonna lie.
Brady Bogan
Like, did you send one to Lovett's?
Brett Vesely
I sent a couple to Lovett's. I claim they were me. He doesn't like that because he's not sure. I send giant wiener pictures to Lovett's for his birthday. But yeah, the best thing about it.
Big Dick Toledo
Is at least it's not on my al.
Brett Vesely
Oh.
Big Dick Toledo
It's all they showed up or as pictures.
Brett Vesely
I just did screenshots. Yeah. But my algorithm searched out hardcore gay sex money shot and I and then so my for the next few times that I would start typing something or my pornhub changed. I'll tell you that. You go to pornhub and there was a couple of what are those dudes doing here? So. But it was all worth it because Toledo had to watch Those balloons float. He hates those balloons.
John Holmberg
Like I said, I didn't even realize it did that. I forgot about it when the balloons went.
Brett Vesely
It's not suspect. What are you, Jesse Waters? He says that men don't wish each other happy birthday. Jesse Waters says that, and I'm like, toledo. Toledo is the opposite of Jesse. You and Jesse Waters are on the same page when it comes to that. I find that to be a hysterical overreach. But you hating the balloons enough to tell Brett your birthday wish wasn't sufficient because it was gay. It turned into this, and it will never ever be different now. My birth is Friday. Here we go. I encourage the balloons, boys, but if you guys want to go down that road and start sending me pictures, balloons.
John Holmberg
And cranks, that's how it's going to.
Brett Vesely
Be on your dorks and penetration.
Big Dick Toledo
Japanese family on the beach behind me. And I think the. The young boy saw it. I don't know if he noticed it wasn't pixelated.
Brett Vesely
He probably passed out. Yeah.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah, probably.
Brett Vesely
Japanese boy sees all those dicks, he's like, what's that?
Big Dick Toledo
There was a group of like 14 teenage girls off to the left of us. And for moms sitting there. And I kept thinking about Brady because one of the moms, they were down, you know, playing in the water. One of the moms kept shouting and whistling because she wasn't getting her attention. Get your ass covered.
Brett Vesely
Cover your ass. There's a girl in Constanche.
Big Dick Toledo
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So she's like, pull it out.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
Big Dick Toledo
And then I just kept thinking Brady with Kirby and what's her name at the.
Brett Vesely
Caitlyn. Hey, Caitlyn, cover up that ass. You imagine Brady was the. My daughters are whoring her. Enough with the asses, girls. Kirby, cover that ass. Kaitlin, how's your day going? Go right ahead. Well, he's the one who drug her across state lines. I'm not the weirdo. Don't make me the weirdo. I didn't take some neighbor kid over to the beach for a while. How about that covered ass gets over here and sits down. Put that ass in the sand. That's what I'm talking. Plant it. Plant that ass. Yeah, it is weird. My dad wouldn't make it it with what girls do. Like he. When dolphin shorts were a thing. Oh, the whole world collapsed at my house. I remember dolphin shorts. They were like, oh, yeah, they small. Your girl's ass is just hanging.
Big Dick Toledo
And they had the little kind of slit on the side.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, the side went up a little bit so it was up to the hip. And then the bottom of the shorts. This was in the mid-80s. The bottom of the shorts was. Your ass was designed to. And shorts too. Your ass was designed to come out of the bottom. And my dad. I remember my sister putting a pair of those on and. See ya. Where the hell do you think you're going? The mall. Dad. Geez. Was so typical. You are not.
Big Dick Toledo
That's it.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Those are good ones. Those were. Those weren't new like current. Yeah. Those were the ones that Brett's showing right now. Are those. Might as well be on nuns.
John Holmberg
Those are nice.
Brett Vesely
They look great on the models. But most people can't wear those.
John Holmberg
Now here's the. The old school.
Brett Vesely
But the old school ones would ride up. Your ass was designed to come out of the bottle. Oh man. And she had those red white striped ones. And oh. I thought the world was going to come to an end. I thought my dad was. I thought that was the day he was going to murder her. And that just started the dominoes to fall where she started bringing weirdos back to the house and stuff like that.
Big Dick Toledo
I'll show you.
Brett Vesely
That's it. Yeah. And he's like you're gonna walk around with your ass out like that. You better change your last name because you don't live here anymore. He hated the idea. It's disgusting. Her ass is hanging out and all her friends. Wait a minute. That one girl's ass hanging out. It's not so the vacuum salesman.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
The vacuum salesman. If the vacuum salesman walked in in a thong my dad would have been fine with it.
Big Dick Toledo
Stephanie Seymour ever wear them at your house?
Brett Vesely
They were in a pervert. They were in like 8th or 9th grade. She was about to be. She was about to be a supermo. She had a 42 year old boyfriend. Stephanie Seymour.
Big Dick Toledo
Eighth grade.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. That's the guy that flew her off to Paris. Yeah. In my kitchen.
Big Dick Toledo
Is his name Epstein?
Brett Vesely
Two times. Stephanie Seymour. Two times she was in my kitchen. Called me cute.
Brady Bogan
You wore the same outfit?
Brett Vesely
I did twice. The wolf howling at the. I told you that. When Stephanie Seymour was there and I had my wolf howling at the moon. My maroon op shorts and socks up to my knees. And she goes. You brother's so cute. Who's that? If I remember where she was sitting.
John Holmberg
Were you Brad in the bathroom after that?
Brett Vesely
Was that? I wasn't doing that yet. I was only 8 or 9. 8. I wasn't quite tugging it.
John Holmberg
They seem more though. I mean.
Brett Vesely
Huh. You know what? Think my. My Little. I think my little bald wiener was kind of like pull me. I think it was. What is that noise coming out of that. That kid's midsection? Pull me. Now she. And I just. I'll never forget that she was just sitting and I didn't. You know. You didn't. It wasn't Stephanie Seymour yet. And still I think I had the same reaction.
Big Dick Toledo
Potential.
Brett Vesely
Oh, the potential. It was a known factor. She was going. It was already known in this. In the city of Poway. And I just found this out a. That was her for sure. That was for sure. And I'm like, we knew like that she was. I didn't know that that was her. I remember that girl.
Big Dick Toledo
So your sister and her went to the same school?
Brett Vesely
Yep. Twin Peaks Junior High School. Oddly enough, right next to Sierra Bonita Elementary School, which is where I went to school. And at Sierra Bonita we would all walk together. I did not know that was her until much later in life. And then I'm like, that was her. Like it. Now it's like, oh my God. And she thought it was adorable. I just remember the hot girl I've ever seen in my life. And I was kind of still like, I'm interested but nobody needs to know this age. And then boy, every time it's the mom, can my friends come over? Is the one cuz that one Stephanie girl gonna be here? Yeah. Be right back. And I go in the hamper and dig out that outfit. It didn't matter if it was clean or not. Hey. Just tooling around in the wolf's talon at the moon shirt. Just chicks dig the wolfhound to moon. I look like an Irish tourist that whose clothes got lost on the boat. Got these at the U Totem. We got some clothes over at the U totem. God, she was amazing. So. Yeah. So. But I'm pretty sure my dad was all right with that too. Like Stephanie Seymour. But 42 year old guy was manager. No out now. Out loud boyfriend. She was 14 and swept her off her feet. Took her off to Paris. Hey, it worked, dude. Got her like she was a Parisian model. Within a year she met Axel. And then she married Axel. And that was when I found out that my sister was friends with her. I just didn't realize it. Oh, Stephanie Seymour. I'll tell you what. Right there in my kitchen. My dad would have toted her across state lines, that's for sure. Hey, Danny, you're allowed to have one friend on the trip. I'll take Tiffany. No. Huh? Just pick again. Letitia Leticia? No, can't. Try again. Sarah? No. Close. Stephanie? Yeah, she can go. Let's do this. Let's get her in the car and let's drive her somewhere good. Where there's beaches. And he did over right over there to the beach. I'm sure they. My dad was driving them all over, and I didn't realize it. I'll take you. I'll take you. My dad was always really nice to my sister's friends when the hot ones were over. You girls want some beer? Oh, my God, your dad's so cool. You've not met my father. That is not him. An alien took over that body. And he's suddenly. He's outside swimming.
John Holmberg
They start benching right there, too.
Brett Vesely
Oh, he worked out when they were there. He would go in his room and grab the weights underneath and puff up a little bit. He would do that every time. Like, he. He. He'd walk around like a. And one time, I remember. Oh, this is a great one. One time, I remember he had these blue shorts. They were way too tight. We hated swimming with him as a family in these shorts. I was like, come on. I can see every line and vein. And I don. What's going on? These shorts, they were light blue. And I remember once I didn't know what was going on. My dad never initiated swimming. He never was, like, going out to the pool. Bye. Like, he'd never occasionally announced it. Yeah, the family is out there, and he might wander out and hop in. But he was never out there by himself. One day, he comes out, he's got the towel over his shoulder, moving through the house in his little ugly blue shorts like, oh, dad, the shorts. What? Like they're too tight? No. Are you going swimming? Yep. Really? Okay. Not ten minutes later, my sister rolls in with, like, nine of her friends, and they're all in their bikinis and stuff, and they just run right to the back. Oh, I was using the pool. I think he had half a plumpy. Like, he was trying to show it off. Sorry, girls. Let me get it. My dad was in. He was a big dude, so he's like all the girls. Like, oh, my God, your dad's huge.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
I'll get out of your way, ladies. Excuse me, weirdo. And then I'd come out with my stuff on. I want to go swimming with dad, too. Get out of. You idiot. You see, blocking. It's a different time. The 80s.
Brady Bogan
What are you doing?
John Holmberg
You don't like them anyway.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. You're not into them. You're probably Here to look at me, creepy little gay. Not gay. Yeah, right. Yet it's. I had the happiest day ever yesterday for one reason and one reason only. World Star, the video that is circulating of the girls after the WNBA game trying to get into a club, shouting out, we in the W. We just got done with the All Star game. The guy trunk goes, I don't care, let's go. Get out. And then she's like, we shouldn't even been waiting in this line. He goes, get in the back of line, you're done. And it is. It's tragic how they try to use the W. We in the W. And the guy's like, I don't even know what that is. And he makes him get back in line. And then he. And then, and then somebody says, let him in. Whatever, let him in. And then they start going in. Another guy goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Cuz they're all hideous. They're all just awful.
John Holmberg
So it wasn't Sophie Cunningham trying to get.
Brett Vesely
No. So Sophie was already in there. I'm sure Sophie doesn't have to scream. I'm in the W. This is here. Here it is right here. Oh, hold on. Get the sound off. Yo, the other one. Hey, boss man, y got a section. Yo, it's down here. That is. No, but we with angel, though, get like, cops. The cops are like, get in the back of the line. Well, we in a W. And so we done at the All Star Game. So like, we just got done with the All Star Game. We in the W. And then guy's like, he just does the finger spin. Get, get, get, get, get. Get away from the front of the line. One of them looks really good. The rest of them are hideous.
John Holmberg
Is that this one?
Brett Vesely
What do you got? Yep, that's it. Yeah, that's the one. And she starts going. And we in the. We in the W. And. And the guy's like, yeah, move it, let's go. And then let her in. Either we go somewh else. He's like, I don't care.
John Holmberg
Title nine's down the road.
Brett Vesely
He's like, I don't care where you go. Well, we in a W. Got done at the All Star Game. So like, sorry, we don't need. I ain't even trying to be funny. But we should not be waiting in no line. They shouldn't be in line. That's why nobody likes your league.
John Holmberg
Well, they're not used to lines. Nobody ever waits in line, right?
Brett Vesely
They have no idea what lines are there's never been a line at the WNBA game. I know, I need to count, I need to go. I don't. Then they start going in and the guy's like, he sees a couple of them. They like, never mind. And he spins them right out. Oh, they keep cing. I hate that part. Yeah, he spins them right out. They start going in, back out, they start going in. And then he sees what he's letting into this club and he's like, oh, no, no, no, no. They. And then the best part is, is that the ugliest mean leader, the little pink haired ugly leader, he lets a couple of them in. Like that one's not bad.
John Holmberg
The one in the black.
Brett Vesely
The one in the black, she's okay. The rest of them are hideous and they're not even dressed in nice. And. And that one kind of goes forward and the dude lets her in. And then the pink haired ugly one goes, this is my whole crew. They all with me. And that's when he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody out, everybody out. And he turns them back around. He. He's. It is hilarious. We in the W is. We shouldn't be waiting in no line. What are you talking about? The W is no golden ticket into anything.
Brady Bogan
Finished up our game.
Brett Vesely
We just got done at the all star game. For. For what? What are you talking about? The W? Okay, that's hilarious, lady. I don't know if there's a high school tournamen. I don't. I don't think you're allowed in. I watched that video. That would be like 801 times now that I've seen it with you. I cannot get enough. We shouldn't be waiting of that arrogant nonsense league pretending it deserves stuff. Not. Not ever asking to earn a thing. Not everyone stepping up, saying we have to earn our way through ever. Not being cordial, not being nice. We got that email from that guy a long time ago. He was at the chain smokers concert. And his girlfriend turned around and told the other people that he got tickets through his mom who works with the arena. They gave him a suite. And then he said, ending into busting into that suite with these little dudes with hoods on that were mean started screaming. And his girlfriend turned around and said, guys, you're at the chain smokers. You want to calm down a little. And he said, and the leader of them, the meanest one, came over and started to want to fight and he's like, I gotta beat this dude up. This guy is literally bowing up to my girlfriend friend and he goes, and I realized right there it was Diana Taurasi.
John Holmberg
That's an honest mistake.
Brett Vesely
And then he. His mother wrote a letter saying, you know, the suite that we had was infiltrated by these awful WNBA people. And the WNBA wrote him a letter apologizing and offered them season tickets as an apology. That is the worst thing you could have offered me. Like the last thing I want.
John Holmberg
Now I'm suing.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, now. Now I'm calling lawyers.
John Holmberg
Now it's on.
Brett Vesely
Now I've been disrespected. This is not how our players behave. Y. It is. We in the W. Nobody's ever said that. You're gonna end up in a Russian jail. You start screaming, I don't care. What? What are you in the W? The W? What are you talking. You work for a. For a radio station east of the Mississippi. What's the W? We in the W, Brady. I'm gonna start saying that every time there's a line, I'm like, we gotta get it. We in the W and the W. You. Essentially, she said, we're in the woman, which probably later that night.
John Holmberg
Well, I think that's probably true.
Brett Vesely
Hilarious. I can't get enough of it. I love how often that league ironically just itself right in the butt. It just can't stop banging itself into oblivion.
Brady Bogan
I saw some of the game highlights.
Brett Vesely
There weren't any. Brady, you saw some of the game clips.
John Holmberg
It was Cannabar run.
Brett Vesely
Did you see the myriad of missed layups with no defense? They chose not to play defense.
Brady Bogan
My opinion. Those are highlights.
Brett Vesely
Well. Oh, for us, for our entertainment sake. Yes. The comedy highlights were definitely there. W highlights. We in the W. That's all I'm going to say from now on. You're going to get in the back of line, Sir. It's a 30 minute wait for a table. What? What? What's wrong with you? I'm in the W. The. Well, that's a big lesbian. Yeah, the highlights are hilarious. And just. They decided to put a four point shot on the court, which is about five feet behind the actual three point line. No, no. These bitches can even come close. Like they're just heaving it as missing by forever airballs in the all star game. It doesn't happen. But like banging into missed layup after. It's hilarious. It is a. It's like a Benny. If you sped it up and just put yakety sacks behind behind it, it would be. It would be the Benny Hill opening. Oh, but Brady, we ain't waiting in no line. We in The W. We in the W. That's the fastest way to not get through a line. Oh, God. We don't know all the regular ladies to hear that. Get the out of here.
John Holmberg
That's my favorite party. Turns them all around when he sees who they're with.
Brett Vesely
When he's. When the last one goes. They all with me. He's like, oh, Jesus. Them too. All right, everybody turn around. I'm sorry. I got it. I thought you. You like these two half decent ones were at least with someone else. I was gonna let them through.
Brady Bogan
We should have to wait in line.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, we shouldn't have to wait in line. And then she says, you know what? Forget it. We go somewhere else. And guys like, okay. You just hear a audible. Okay. He didn't want. And they were like tattered T shirts. Yeah, There was only one. That one looked like she like.
John Holmberg
Like she could get in a club.
Brett Vesely
Like, that girl called, we go to the club tonight. All right, let's go. Okay, I'll get ready. And then she did. And the rest of them showed. Showed up dressed like Brett and me, except for we have the decency not to chop off the sleeves of our shirts like some sort of weirdo. And I want to know where they ended up.
John Holmberg
Scary as is. We. We look sexier in what we're wearing than they did what they're wearing.
Brett Vesely
I mean, I would so bang you before any of them. First off, you could bang me. I'd be a bottom with you. Because all of their dicks are much bigger. They. And they. The worst part is they had every intention of wandering through there with arrogance and swag. Like people were going to be like, the girls from the W are here. No one at that club was interested because none of them went to the all star game. They were all busy getting ready and looking nice for that night out on the club in Indianapolis. And then nobody knew who.
Brady Bogan
They looked great at the order, but some NBA players happened to be in town now. Just walk right through, right by the VIP area.
Brett Vesely
Well, I have it on good authority, and I'm not saying who told me this, that if an NBA player sees WNBA players, they have to join them, I'd quit. It is a thing. Like they have to acknowledge them. So if, for instance, Steph Curry is walking through the Rah Rah room and a couple of the Mercury players are there and he sees them, he has to go over and be.
Brady Bogan
Whether or not he knows, though, too.
Brett Vesely
Well, there's a bigger thing. It's like. But you're supposed to you're supposed to hobnob together as often as possible as if just talk and shop. Or you're in the same wheel. We. Yeah, the W and the N are the same. I don't think you can call it the N. Are you sure? I'm almost positive that the guys don't run around. I'm going. I'm in the end. I'm an end. Well, Jesus Christ, man. Don't do that. This is my crew. I'm an N. Let him in. He's going to start coming.
John Holmberg
Yeah, the white guy at the front door.
Brett Vesely
Let him in. Let him in, let him in. We in the W and. Hilarious. Can I get enough of it? And then yesterday's tragic news again. A fanduel bet I would have lost. Lost Bill Cosby. You would have sucked all the money out of me. Well, pardon the pun back. If you'd have guessed back in the 80s, will Bill Cosby be in jail for rape? I'd say no. And then he'd say, all right, what's the under. Over on how many people he raped? I'm like, at most he would be accused once. That's Bill Cosby. Damn it. I'd have lost that bet. If you asked me. In the year 2000, 2005, will Bill Cosby outlive Malcolm Jamal Warner well into the 2000s? Like, you're out of your mind. That guy's deteriorating in front of our eyes in jail. He's a free man. And he got all the calls yesterday about the death of Theo. Like, I would have never imagined. Like, never this. Never imagined Theo didn't make it. That's crazy. Crazy. And it was a. It's one of those punches, you know, that. That Theo and I are essentially the same age. He's a couple years older than me. But it's a weird thing to have had seen that guy, you know, my age on TV being Cliff Huxtable's son on the most popular show in the world, and he just dies. And it's. I think it's weirder when celebrities drown. Like when Matthew Perry drowned. Drown. I don't. Some reason you don't put that on people of a certain age, that drowning is kind of off the table unless they're doing something ridiculous. Matthew Perry in a hot tub. You know, backyard pools, stuff like that. Like, I guess, the ocean. But is there any. Are there any details on how. I didn't see any. I just. He just drowned on a family vacation. But that is so strange that. Yeah, Theo's not there. Anymore.
Brady Bogan
And keeping his wife and daughter really private. Like. No, he.
John Holmberg
I didn't even know he was married, actually.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
And that's why he said didn't mind them. Want anyone to have anything to do with just one of them. Private.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. I didn't know. Well, I mean, it's not like we were following Theo around.
Brady Bogan
No, but it's not.
John Holmberg
He was cockroach or something, right?
Brett Vesely
Yeah. That's different. It was not like Jeff from dj.
Brady Bogan
That's kind of hard to do being, you know, a celebrity if it's.
Brett Vesely
I guess it's a celebrity at a certain time. We didn't. We haven't cared about. Pardon Upon Malcolm Jamal Warner since probably like 96.
John Holmberg
That one show he was in.
Brett Vesely
He's in a. It was in the one on. Oh, I forget what it was. Yeah, yeah. It was a WB show or CW show. Yeah, he was Malcolm and something. But it wasn't aimed at us. You and I were not.
Brady Bogan
He was A.J. cowlings and the O.J. versus.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, that's right. I forgot about that. But again, that was more just kind of work in the suit. AJ did a lot of the heavy lifting in that one. And just. AC. Not AJ. AC. Yeah. Morning sickness. 28K. It's John Holmberg here and it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of my home group and Doug Hopkins.com if I told you I had an idea for a project and said to you, in order to finish the project, We've got about 10 steps to go through and seven or eight of them are time consuming and could ruin the entire thing. Doug Hopkins, he offers you cash for your home as is right now. And that process is over. He doesn't change that price. You get $5,000 guaranteed. Your house is sold. Start the process online right now@doug hopkins.com or grab that phone and sing Hopkins. 1-800-sale- now. Holmberg's Morning Sickness. AC did all the. You know, all you had to do is just say, amaz, damn it. And that's it. Because Al he was. I could have done that job. I don't think I was particularly a good casting, but I could have been.
John Holmberg
Al quite a bit of things afterwards.
Brett Vesely
Just.
John Holmberg
He did a lot one offs.
Brett Vesely
But just. Yeah, yeah. He was always Theo Community. One offs. He was never on the show.
Brady Bogan
Appearances.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, he just popped in. Very likable always and stuff like that. Always cool. Was it Malcolm and Eddie, Is that the name of that show?
John Holmberg
I think that.
Brett Vesely
Right.
Brady Bogan
Directed episodes of the Cosby show, the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Sesame Street.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, he was around. I'm not saying he didn't have a job. It's just we stopped caring about Theo as like, oh, Malcolm, Jamal Warner's in it. I'll go. He was not a draw by any means. So it was kind of just a child star that, you know, dicked around the, the industry for a long time, but never was, you know, the superstar. So it's, it's, you know, people are always saying, oh, what? We weren't paying attention to what happened to him. We weren't. Nobody cared. And that's what happens to you when you're a celebrity and celebrities don't realize it. You hit your peak and then you can do a whole bunch of stuff. And if it's not like, astronomically huge, the next time we hear from you, you as a. Is when you die. That's it. Like, you'll have, like, we're sitting here now, oh, he, he directed this. Nobody cared about that. He directed an episode of Scrubs. Oh, good. But then the next time he gets mass press will be when he dies. And that's exactly what happened. So people are surprised. He had privacy. Of course we gave it to him. We didn't care.
Brady Bogan
And how many times I said celebrity death? Say the name and nothing. They show the picture. Oh, I know that. I seen that guy.
Brett Vesely
His weird. That one. That was a weird one to me because that's like. I don't know. I, I, I, I struggle with adult drowning because I've, I swim all the time, and it's never in my head. I'm in that pool all the time. Never in my head.
Brady Bogan
Of recent. Like the lady that went to try to rescue their daughter in the water and she got the daughter and she drowned.
Brett Vesely
Was it in a lake or a river or something?
Brady Bogan
It was. That one was in an ocean.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, that makes sense to me. Like, when, when there's already peril, somebody's in trouble. Yeah, that, that's like.
Brady Bogan
We had some river rescues, but just.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, those are rescues, like, just swimming around, having fun, and the next thing you know, ain't making it like, there's, There was no peril. He was the peril. I just, I just, I struggle with, you know, I can see diving into a river where somebody's trying to, you know, there's most of the time, time that is who drowns is the person trying to rescue. You go through those classes and water classes, and they're like, hey, the person who's you're gonna go try to save is Gonna. Freaking out is gonna push you under a lot more. So. Yeah. So I. I don't know. I. I struggle with adult drowning because we take the pools in Phoenix especially, so kind of, meh. We take it for granted. We're in it. We hang around, we do our thing. I mean, I would have to hit my head so hard. Hard in the pool alone, and I just can't imagine it happening. The worst thing that happens in my pool is sometimes those little calcium balls rip my feet apart, and I don't even realize it until I get out. I gotta get that thing scrubbed down. It's been a few years since I've had the pool drained and scrapped. So I got a couple of those little rough patches, and they hurt, and you don't even know it. That's like, the.
Brady Bogan
That's sliced, right?
Brett Vesely
Yeah. That's the pool problems. I. I don't think of drowning ever. And maybe I should, but I don't. I'm at the age where I'm like, I wouldn't die from drowning. I would die from hitting my head first, and then the second thing that would happen is drowning. I can't just drown. I'm pretty sure of that. I don't put myself in positions to just drown.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
I don't get in rushing water. The ocean. And I'm good in the ocean up here about the hips.
Brady Bogan
The nightmares of people getting caught in, like, undertows because they're out.
Brett Vesely
They're out in it.
Brady Bogan
Quarter mile out.
Brett Vesely
That's. You're out in the thing. I'm not doing that. I get in the ocean, I go until there's. I'm not swimming in it. I stand in it, and my feet don't touch. I start moving back towards the other side. Yeah, I don't do that. I walk the other way. That's dumb. Doing great, Brett.
John Holmberg
I. I'm getting.
Brett Vesely
I know. You are.
John Holmberg
Eating the most poor in a row. Turn my mic back on.
Brett Vesely
Just saying it is a. Yeah. I just find it. I just don't. I just don't. Matthew Perry's. I'm like, oh, he's on drugs. He didn't drown. People say he drowned. He died of a drug problem.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
The water was just there. Babies. That makes sense. If you got kids. I wouldn't have a pool if I had kids. That would scare me to death.
John Holmberg
And we were talking about this the other day. The crazy part is, like, growing. Like, when we were growing up, it didn't seem like you heard about as many drown. Like, none of our Friends had pool fences like none of them did.
Brett Vesely
No.
John Holmberg
And you never really heard. I mean, I know they were there, don't get me wrong, but you never really heard about the drownings like you do nowadays.
Brett Vesely
No.
John Holmberg
It's weird.
Brett Vesely
I don't know if that's because the news gets mad about it louder, but if it happened, it. We write growing up here, when it did happen, rarely ever heard. Oh my God, that's so rare.
John Holmberg
Now it's like every other day on the news. It's like, oh, that sucks.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. And maybe it's because it's our generation and you know, and now even one but beneath us that has kids. They're so used to having a place pool. They're like me and they don't think about it.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I mean, I, I know one of my friends had a pool fence. Everybody else. No, nobody had a pool.
Brett Vesely
The only pool fence that it was the worst pool in the neighborhood.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Had a pool fence around it. First thing I did when I moved into my house, when I got it when I back in 2000, had an ugly ass blue pool fence, I pulled it down, I put a fence, I put one of those nice ones around my current pool. Because the bus, my dog bus is a bulldog. And I'd. All I read was careful with these guys. And I remember Ralphie May's bulldog came to my house and sank like a stone. And that's when Ralphie turned to me, daddy gotta do me a favor. Like what? My dog's at the bottom of your pool. Like what? And sure enough, there's a dog standing, looking up in the shallow end. He didn't know what, he couldn't walk. He didn't know what he was doing. Doesn't even try. Like you can't get him. You think, I'm gonna get that dog? You gotta get in and get my dog. And sure enough, you try to lift a 90 pound bulldog out of four and a half, five feet of water and he's not. Ralphie's dog was cool, but he was not the nicest dog in the world. So he's trying to bite me when he got up to the top step because I'm just, I'm, you know, I'm scooping him up like a forklift. Like, Jesus Christ, that thing's heavy. Thank you, Johnny. He can't swim. I'm like, well, thanks for bringing him to the pool party, jackass. Good idea.
Brady Bogan
How do I hooch?
Brett Vesely
But he, yeah, he did it too. Pimp's down at the bottom of the Pool. All right, get in. He had no reaction. Ralphie's like, well, my dog's gonna die. If I wasn't outside with him, he'd have just watched that dog bubble. He had no chance. And he was right. Ralphie. Not getting in there and getting underwater. Try to do me a favor. It was so calm. My dog's down there at the bottom of your pool. You want to pick him out? I would love to. Is he okay? It's been a second. All right. He was fine. He got out, shot crap out of the middle of his little. Started that bulldog breathing. But I put a fence around my pool because of my dog. I freaked out when I read all that. Bus has a. He's got a life jacket. He wears that thing, swims like an eel. He doesn't need any of it. But just in case, because the Internet told me they. They sink sometimes or they panic, and then they get straight up and down. Their noses can't handle it. I baby them. But if I had kids, oh, my God. I'd have, like, that wall that they're building in Mexico would be around that place. I could do it. I don't think my dad cared. He never. We built a pool. It's like, do you want a fence? He's like, for what? The idiot's going to drown there.
John Holmberg
Survival.
Brett Vesely
My dad, I think. I think we grew up as the generation. If you drown, you're dumb.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Oh, well, it's not nice, and it's not right, but, yeah. I think our parents basically said, what do you mean Drown, you idiots. Drown. I'm like, oh, yeah.
Brady Bogan
There was never a fear.
John Holmberg
No.
Brady Bogan
Weird.
Brett Vesely
Anyway.
Brady Bogan
Not weird, but, yeah.
Brett Vesely
No, it's weird. It's definitely weird to just be, like, so cavalier about it.
Brady Bogan
And then we'd go to lakes, rivers, just. I mean, we were allowed to go.
Brett Vesely
To the river at age 16 with a piece of plywood and a rope and tie it to the trees and surf against the current.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
And park our jeeps on the side of the thing. And then we'd go on a countless amount of times. I'd fall off. Yeah. Splash. Ash. And then you just hold your breath until the river spit you out. Because you're under it. You're not. You learn real early. Don't panic because this thing's. And you in your head would bob up and everybody laugh like, he was probably gonna drown, but that thing would. There's a current under that lazy salt river. And then we found out our friend Aswan from high school. Do you remember Aswan no, you probably didn't know. You weren't there. He drowned at the river. And all of us kind of were like, what. What happened?
Brady Bogan
You see, you know jumping in movies where they show the foot getting wedged in a rock or something?
Brett Vesely
Sure.
Brady Bogan
Always think about that.
Brett Vesely
But that. That's. You're not drowning. You're. You're stuck. Like drowning to me. You're just swimming along, and then you stop. Like something happens. Like usually it has. Something else has to happen. I feel terrible. It's awful. It's an awful thing. But, yeah, See, I was more worried.
Brady Bogan
About looking across the surface of the lake water that a great white shark was coming after watching Jaws a couple times.
Brett Vesely
In the lake?
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Yeah. And it's a lake.
Brett Vesely
Well, you saying stuff like that makes me that you're susceptible to drowning, because that's what a dumb kid would have done. It's a lake, for God's sake.
John Holmberg
I know. Jaws 3D, they got into Sea World.
Brett Vesely
If you're still worried. If jaws3d still, like. Man, that thing's got me. I'm still getting chills. They did get into Sea World. They broke in.
John Holmberg
Terrible movie.
Brett Vesely
Oh, well.
Brady Bogan
Was it Jaws 4, where we would always do that.
Brett Vesely
You.
Brady Bogan
You reflect, you look.
Brett Vesely
You just.
Brady Bogan
Your head's right above the water. You look at the surface of the water.
Brett Vesely
For sure.
Brady Bogan
It's like the movie.
Brett Vesely
No, you guys were on drugs, but.
Brady Bogan
The had the same fear.
Brett Vesely
Was it Jaws four where it was Son of Jaws that swam down to Florida? I think it was Son of Jaws.
John Holmberg
Yeah. And it wasn't the original wife in that one, too.
Brett Vesely
That might have been Jaws, too. The original wife took the kids to Florida to get away from the COVID Well, two.
John Holmberg
Roy Scheider was still in.
Brett Vesely
Okay, so then it was four.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
When the. When the shark wasn't. It wasn't up there in the northeast anymore, and he found them, and it's Son of Jaws.
Brady Bogan
Lewis Gossip.
John Holmberg
No, that was three.
Brett Vesely
That was three. Dennis Quaid and Louis Gossip. So terrible. Brett and I were children of the 80s. We watched the Jaws movies, especially because.
John Holmberg
It was in 3D. I went to the movie theater to see it.
Brett Vesely
I probably sat by you.
John Holmberg
We were the four people in the.
Brett Vesely
Movie theater, the ones. This is awesome. Awesome. It's like the shark's actually in here. What the hell is the story of this movie? It broke glass. Yeah. Anyway, be careful around water and watch your kids and all that stuff and all those little PSAs. They actually mean something. You never know. We lost Theo, for crying out Part of my childhood. Very happy part of it. Tv. I love the tv. Losing all those people from back then. You don't want to lose the ones the same age you.
John Holmberg
And don't watch anything past Jaws too.
Brett Vesely
No. And that's like Ricky Schroeder dying. Like what? You can't. You can't do that. Don't be the kids of my. I understand the ones that you know have been trouble. Todd Bridges is still alive. God damn it.
John Holmberg
Who'd have never thought.
Brett Vesely
No one would have thought Theo would have outlived Willis. Or the other way. Yeah. Willis would have outlived feel. There's no possible way you'd have thought one of those Drummond kids. All the Drummonds are dead. Except the worst one.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Although Dana Plato gave a run for the money there for worst one.
John Holmberg
Anyway, Jaws, the revenge.
Brett Vesely
I mean, Gary Coleman gets pushed down the stairs and dies. Theo drowns. And there's Willis like pushing 60. He's the Keith Richards children star. And you know what? He's just recently been cast in a movie called called we in the W. And so he's going to be one of the girls from the wnba. Joanna, I think is his name. Let's get right to it. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 585-9800. Let's scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. We in the W and Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell? What's wrong with you? PD home. Where's morning sadness? You gotta get up to here and make you laugh until you peel they might make you come undone. Make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to welcome you to this morning's show with John, Brett and Brady and big Dick Toledo. They call us hobs but we are not worth bios to they speak on controversy. Who's bobbing? Johnny Snob. They think Dua Lipa's great for the faint of heart. They're not. Homer's morning sickness. Gotta get up to hear it. Makes em laugh, makes em cry. In all seriousness and fun make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to introduce our main host. They say he looks like Squidward with that big huge nose. Ha ha ha. But that's day all in the mornings airing over 20 years like a blue pill they're still going. Brady comes in shorts to report the news he knows. But you can't eat at Porkopolis because it Closed homeward morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Make you laugh until you spiel. Wipe you off when they are done. Make your cock rise with the sun. Homework's morning sickness. You gotta tune in and listen. Tap that up. Yeah. Don't get screwed in the end. All in good fun. Big rip. Radio sc. We'll bash on them in a minute. All right. There you go. It's a miles to nowhere. That's a glorious thing. Thanks, Katie and Hobbs. We just played Shotgun Blues. That's Vol Beat. Of course. That is a concert psyching rock thing for the big show Saturday night, my bird birthday. Volbeats decided to be here. Brett will be standing on stage with volbeat saying, look, everybody, volbeat. You have an allergy stuff too. Yep, me too.
John Holmberg
Goddamn rain. That I didn't get.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, it's every. It's. Yeah, I got the same thing. My throat is so. But yeah, so go enjoy that. And Shotgun Blue, Such a great song. And I actually, while that was playing, remembered the first time hearing that song. God, I was like, that was Covid time. If I remember right, they put that album out around Covet or End of COVID It was right in that time. And I remember thinking, this is awesome. Like, music's gonna be good again. Volby and I. And I have to tell you, I think that might be. But I already knew about Volvy. That was the last time I remember thinking, this song is gonna make me go get that. The reason I bring this up is because it's radio. Used to be before radio Executive Bob's ruined the entire thing. It used to be a place people would go to find music. Right? But it didn't know how to now. And then the Internet came along and like in a lot. I know I'm talking to a lot of people out there. When your industry decided to put its hands up and push back instead of actually embrace that a better thing was coming along and if we got on board early, we could still be a thing. Radio Bobs pushed Internet away and said, that's our competition. They made a competition. So now radio is not a place anyone goes to to find new music. Dawned on me yesterday, actually, just a little bit ago. I've been listening to a band. I, I. And all of you have one. Everybody listening's got one. This is. It's impossible to be a united population. The only thing we've united on over the past three days is the Coldplay couple. That's. That's cheating. And by the way, Donovan couldn't be More. Right. He just emailed. He goes, my dad just sent me a meme of the Coldplay couple. It's over right now. Now. But, yeah, once your dad starts in on it, yeah, that trend is done. We. We don't unite or anything. We don't have that commonality anymore. If that's where the new thing. So everybody's finding their own stuff somewhere. I found a band. I didn't find them, but just popped up, called the Messenger Birds. Text you yesterday.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
And I'm like, give these guys a whirl. I want to have a thing. And I don't know how we would do it. Open discussion here. You can email homeburger90pd.com where we still need to eliminate the idiots. But tell us what you found. You know what I mean? Like, I found the Messenger Birds. I couldn't be happier to tell people I know who love music. Brett, my buddy Chris, couple other people who are like, this is going to be my buddy Brian Rendall. And I'm like, you tell me what you think. Am I off? And every one of you guys emailed back when this is. How do these guys only have 2500 hundred followers on. Like, they're. They're not.
Brady Bogan
Found them on what platform?
Brett Vesely
I was listening. I was playing basketball in the backyard. I had my Spotify on Royal Blood, and it popped up, and I'm like, who the hell is this?
Brady Bogan
And it pulls it in.
Brett Vesely
Give me Phantom. Find Phantom Limb. And yeah, and it just does the. You know, this is the category that you would find. It builds its own little radio station stuff. And sometimes it's way too similar, and sometimes it's way off the mark. But I'm listening to this song, Phantom Limb. And then so I did some. I loved it. So I. I just went on my phone and said, play all the Messenger Birds. It's two dudes from Detroit, a guy playing guitar and a guy playing drums, much like Royal Blood, only he's playing an actual guitar, not a bass guitar. And I know bass players. You're saying a beast is an actual guitar. No, it's not. Do you know when they had the riots in Los Angeles for they. They. They were going to use bean bags or tear gas to make the crowd go. Go away. And then somebody had a great idea, and it's very rare when politicians have great ideas like this that they said, let's get rid of these crowds. Call all the local bass players and have them set up an amp on the corner and just freestyle. The crowd will dissipate. You will lose the entire. You've never once gone to a bar and said, hey folks, I'm gonna play a little bass for you up here. So if that's not a stand up base and you're not Slim Jim Phantom, Nobody's sticking around or Less Claypool. Well right. But less Clay Staple is even. He's still gonna drive most of the bar away if you don't know who he is. Phantom Limb is just such a cool song and these dudes got. They have no attention and they've won a Grammy. So radio once again doing a poor job because we're so afraid as an industry to take a chance on new stuff because most of it sucks. It makes me want to hear the whole thing again. I cannot get enough of this band. But I want people to be able to do that with us. And maybe we'll just do it as a show. Let's just. And it would be sort of Palladio ish. Love this band.
John Holmberg
Like I said, it's Royal Blood meets Highly Suspect.
Brett Vesely
And it's the better version of what you wanted Highly suspect to become. All right, so I'm not. We'll play it again later. The but. Yeah, but radio's always like, oh, it's new. People hate new things. They're. If they're not familiar with it, they'll leave. And I'm like, I don't think that's true. That's not how radio ever worked before. It used to be the place people would turn to like, oh, maybe we'll just do it Home Bird show found this band and they're pushing it now. Here's the. The guidelines for that is that I want to pick like have a segment on maybe Tuesdays, right, where we. One of us finds something. You don't have to look for it, but if you find it, you bring it to us or one of you guys emails us. But I don't want it to be. Be something stupid. There's where the problem became. Well that with rock. So I. It has to be something where you say this is a band I want a financial piece of. That's how your brain has to operate with this. It has to be like. Like, I would love to invest in that band. I would love to have a financial. I would. Would I want to manage the Messenger Birds if I knew what that meant at all. You know what you're doing a hundred percent. Like, that's a band I would hitch to if you bring me the loudest Cookie Monster mess ever. We all know that's Never going to be a mainstream success. It might pop a little in that little group, but I'm talking about mainstream, go get them, let's make rock great again kind of thing. And that's one of them. Like, I couldn't believe it. So I, I, it kind of frustrated me that I had to text people in radio. Have you heard of this awesome rock band called the Messenger Birds? And no, nobody. I text a producer in music. I text a guy who is a reviewer of new albums. Larry, the program director. You. No one has heard of them.
Brady Bogan
Well, a big part of it is the money is not there anymore.
Brett Vesely
They don't try. Like, nobody's going after this stuff. Like, you either show up on YouTube with a hit that's already done, but nobody's nurturing anymore. Maybe we can be the ones that nurture. Maybe it's a terrible idea. But I just, I know everyone out there has bands. They're like, oh, my God, I listen to this band all the time. Nobody knows who they are. And it's not music snobbery, it's frustration.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
I don't want. I'm not one of those people that like Nirvana bleach more than Nevermind. And when Nevermind came out, I wasn't mad. You know, like, those people that are like, oh, I knew this band before they got big. I, I want to know. I'm the Colin Coward of that. I root for bands to get wildly successful. I hope, like, I hope that band goes crazy because it just makes music better. It makes my collection better. It makes my stack stereo better. But we need to come up with, like, something where people are like, oh, my God, this is so good, you know, and people will come on and it's like, I, I just want, I wanna. But I know what it's gonna turn into.
Brady Bogan
It's a tough, It's a tougher category too. The, the rock genre.
Brett Vesely
It broke into a million pieces.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
And so you got people who, you know, you're a. If you don't like this, you're a. If you do like that, you're like, okay, so we don't even. We all share the same kind of musical interest, interests, and bash. We're the wnba. Rock music became the wnba. We bash everything that starts, become successful and hang on to things that aren't that great. It's crazy. But you want, like, I want something that isn't just unique to you, but, like, you're like, I would, I would want to manage this band. This band needs to go. It is a, it is A massive mass appeal band. I don't want to hear from, you know, my stepsister, C Word. They're coming out of Tulsa and they've got songs called Abortion Foot. And I'm like, nope, those are never going to be hits. That's never going to be popular. I hate that. I hate that I have to tell people that. No, man, it's huge. No, it's not. Anything with the C word in it or abortion or any. Is never going to be a mainstream. Never going to be in mainstream anything ever. And you're talking to a guy who loves both the C word and abortion. Abortion. But I also know Billy Ocean couldn't have made hits with those words back in the day. Just couldn't have done it. Caribbean Abortion. Nope, not a thing. Carabine. Nope, not a thing. Had to go with Queen because originally Caribbean Queen was called Caribbean. And it just didn't take. It was like five years on the shelves. Caribbean. Now we're sharing the same. Doesn't rhyme. Anyway, I just want something to be. There's people emailing in. Black Pistol Fire is a band that confuses me because they're not huge, it's not obscure, but it's upsetting that they're not big. That's the problem with radio to me right now. It still wants to be in the music world, but it doesn't want to take any chances in it. Radio still has executives going, well, we got to play the hits and give away the money and play the hits. We don't want nothing about.
Brady Bogan
You know, it's true as far as people, a small factor of people that are actually going out looking for new.
Brett Vesely
And we're not looking. But everybody who likes music has a band that, like, how are these guys not huge? You've got one, I've got one. Everybody's got a band. Like, man, these guys should have popped. Don't get it. Like, if you're a music fan, if you're just passive, you're not going to care about this no matter what. But we. We're in an industry that keeps trying to hook itself into music and is scared to death to do it.
John Holmberg
And even songs, too. I mean, like. Like, we always talk about, like, Countdown to Shutdown from the Hives. Why didn't that get played?
Brett Vesely
Because it doesn't fit anywhere perfectly, right? It's too gay for KUPD because it's this Swedish alternative garage dodge band. And KDKB can't do because it's too aggressive. It has no home. And why Radio's scared It's a scared place to live. Even xm, which is where radio executives that weren't very good went to die. And then they ruined that, too, by making these ridiculous stations for Jimmy Buffett and deep cuts.
Brady Bogan
We're only going to 80, though.
Brett Vesely
80 deep. And then the music snobs.
Brady Bogan
Repeats.
Brett Vesely
I don't know. I. I'm probably wrong. And I know Trip's probably sitting there at home going, well, you can't do a stupid radio station off new music. It's unfamiliar. And I know all the research says the only way to make money. And. And that's the other thing. Radio's dying on a vine. So it's gotta. It's gotta be so safe because something. Yeah, right. But what you're doing isn't working.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
I love that KUPD still works. And that's what Kyle Pierce said. Didn't we already do this for Kim, Pennsylvania. Petrus? Yeah. A lot of you guys now know what Kim Petras is because we broke it.
John Holmberg
And Corey Feldman, to an extent, his singing career.
Brett Vesely
You're welcome, Corey. At least here, that's all we can do is just with our audience. I mean, I found it with you when. When Kim Petrus popped on. On the. We're like, what's this?
John Holmberg
New releases?
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Somewhere in the middle of it, I said, something's not right here. That's all I said.
John Holmberg
I just saw great cans. That's why I posted it.
Brett Vesely
I looked at it, too, but then I listened to the world, the words, and I'm like, what is she singing about? Because that's. And then, you know, my spidey senses grabbed hold of the idea that something was the hips. Something wasn't quite right. The cans are amazing, but something's not right with this song. It was too overtly testicular to be all about her boobs, her coconuts. Wait a minute. It was a veiled reference to her once having had bowls and throat goat closed the deal, and then throat goat made. You know. Okay, this is only a gag. I would sing this like a woman can't do this and still be a woman, but she became the perfect woman to all of us. It is frustrating because you work in an industry that's like the music Test. Tons of money spending tons of money to find out if you guys still like Plush by Stone Temple Pilots. Tons of money is spent to see. Or the Chili Peppers to see. Okay. They still still like it. You know, Tons of money spent on these tests. And I understand you got to be familiar, but where's the. We Got to break this. We want to. Because it costs money.
Brady Bogan
Yep.
Brett Vesely
You know, I want to play Phantom Limb for you guys as our wake up song.
John Holmberg
Okay.
Brett Vesely
We'll still go through the rigor moral, but it's on my list. And if. Unless something else comes up, there's a couple good ones. What do you got?
John Holmberg
Primus? My name is mud for the wnba.
Brett Vesely
All right. Damn it, you guys are fun. Beck.
John Holmberg
Loser for the wnba. I mean, there's a bunch of.
Brett Vesely
I just. Yeah, I wanna. I want. It was. And the reason why is because it was euphoric. I haven't had this feeling in a long time when that band hit my head, my ears and. Look, one of the reasons I got into radio is because I'm not qualified to do anything else. I've been a professional jackass. I realized this since sixth grade. I didn't know that I was. I've been in training for this the entire time. And I love, like, music in my life. Like, I think it's awesome to have around me. So when something new grabs you, it. It's. It can be. It can be awesome. So that was kind of my back.
Brady Bogan
In the day when, you know, they do albums, even CDs or cassettes. But they would take like, a band like the Messenger Birds. Birds.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
And they'd have their single and they do all these different singles. The compilation.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Sampler pack. Yeah.
Brady Bogan
You don't see that as much anymore.
Brett Vesely
Cost money. And they are scrapping, scraping every penny they can get to make sure that their bottom lines are good without ever again. Like what Brett said. Try something else, because I think KSLX might know Elton John sticking around. But spending money on that to test to see if people still like it shocks me.
John Holmberg
Allison Chains and Metallica are going to go anywhere.
Brett Vesely
They're not going anywhere, but they spend money. Go. Do they still like it? Do they still like it? Do they still like it? Do they still. There's this desperate insecurity that no one likes us anymore.
Brady Bogan
They like it, but not so much on your stage.
Brett Vesely
Right? Yeah. Yeah. Your audience, which we're not trying to grow, has. They don't like this. Stick to Elton John and it makes sense. And I'm not saying they should ever do it. That's a radio station that thrives on the idea of, like, we're not trying anything new.
John Holmberg
That was me years ago when we first started playing Danko Jones. Oh, Like, I knew he had a. I know he had a bunch of albums before that, but I was never privy to it until we started playing and I'm like, oh my God. And I started going, going back, listen to the old stuff, new stuff and like, I think bad thoughts and oh.
Brett Vesely
Man, he's the king of. Should have made it.
John Holmberg
Yeah. And he's huge in Europe.
Brett Vesely
There's. He's the king of that. Yeah, he's giant in Europe now. I went and looked at the Phantom Birds. They don't even like, have much of a website, but I just put tours live. They're playing somewhere in like the Midwest for $12 dollars. Like, this is awesome. Like, that's that fun of the entire world of being in this industry. That used to be like, oh, you get to meet the bands and these new bands show up. We used to have. Remember Zone used to have those new artist things?
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
These guys would come in and they'd say, they don't do that anymore. And that's a record company thing. But they used to always try to push new bands on you because they're like, this is a band we think is going to go crazy. I. There's so many songs and things that when I worked at the Zone, because they were heavy, heavy on it. Mary met bands that called Black Lab Star 69. These bands would come in and then they'd befriend the radio station because they're like, this is our way in. Now they. Now all they need is the Internet. And I think it doesn't help them unless somebody else gets. We should be more out about it. Like, we should be more. We should try something and do the thing that Dick Clark used to do on American bands, a rate of record.
Brady Bogan
Well, bands themselves are always asking that question, how do we get it out there?
Brett Vesely
How do we.
Brady Bogan
You know.
Brett Vesely
And you hear they're not getting any help.
Brady Bogan
Touring is where you got to make money, but how do you push that?
Brett Vesely
Who pays for that? Yeah, and then you got to pay back the record companies. If they get on board with you and pay for your tour, you owe them that money. They're not investing in you. They're giving you the upfront and hoping that you pop. If you don't, they'll eat it. But you're on your own.
Brady Bogan
And the ones that spend the money to produce themselves are like, well, then how do we promote it? How are we.
Brett Vesely
Well, the cool thing is my emails have exploded, so I'm going to go through, through these.
John Holmberg
Yeah, me too. So I'm gonna start saving and start.
Brett Vesely
Saving them, and then we'll just put something together where we're like, all right, this guy suggested this one. This is today's feature and we'll do that Radar. Do a little segment like keep. What do they do? Smash it or keep it or smash.
John Holmberg
It or trash it.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, that's it. Smash it or trash it. But that would be both.
John Holmberg
Well, KQ back in days to do like the. The they used to call it. Was it Monday morning music meeting where everybody would play new records and sit around and like.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, yeah. Now KUKQ was annoyingly well, yeah, snobby.
John Holmberg
But.
Brett Vesely
Holg's morning sickness. But I don't want it to turn into.
Brady Bogan
And that's what it would turn.
Brett Vesely
You know, it's not Playdoh. It's bands that like, we all know are already good. Not 30, you know, tales that we're trying to find the donkey. Plato is not the same thing. But anyway, we'll get to that. And thank you already for participating. It. It is frustrating because radio is such a powerful thing. Ask any advertiser that we do stuff for. Like, we didn't realize you guys could still move the needle this way. I'm like, yeah, it's because, you know, got an audience that trusts us and we do stuff with them. And we're like, we, we. We can. It can still sell burgers and it can still sell music. We're afraid of it. And I don't want to be anymore. I don't care anymore. So it's like, do your research. All day long people will sit by if you find something good and it might suck and that might make for even more fun. Like, wow, that was a really bad. Or you get a brand new band in your life like this one for me that I can't get enough of. And it's made my last couple days better because I've got this new exciting, fun, like I love it and give.
John Holmberg
And if you're gonna send some bands over, give us a song to check out too. Like a jump off point, starting point.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Always give us one song. Don't make us do the research. You send the song that got you. Yeah, you send the song of a band that you're like, this one got me. And I don't want it to be 20 years old. Something relatively like right now. Not a band that you've been harping about for 20 years. That didn't happen. Something you're like, I just found this the other day. Messenger Bird's been around since like 2018. Nobody's heard of them at all. You got two albums and both really good. Anyway, just a thought in my head because I'm frustrated by the current state of music eyes, all these kids. It stems from the idea that nobody wants to share their stuff with other people. What they want to share is their playlist, as if they've invented a radio station, their Spotify list, and hopefully you can find new music through that. But we don't do it as group. All of us out here right now, all you listeners and everybody in the room kind of have a common interest in this genre, or as Alex Trebek used to say, genre. Anyway, so get on it. Start thinking about, we should start a whole category, like a whole email, people firing those things over. And then we'll have a little music meeting and maybe we'll do this before. You know what, we'll sit in a room and go, here's the three we're going to pick from today. And then if they all suck, we're just won't do them. We'll just find something that finally gets it. And it doesn't have to be every Tuesday because that would end up sucking.
John Holmberg
Or we could just be rate the person that sent it to us too.
Brett Vesely
That's true also. Boy, that's also an option. Loved it. I used to love sitting in on Tuesday mornings with my old program director, Paul Peterson, and music director, the late, great Kevin Manion. And he would. Kevin would come in with 10 or 12 songs to play for Paul to see if any of them were ads for that week. And Larry still gets it, listens to a few new ones, and this one's all right, it's all right. Nobody's pushing. We don't get the list like you used to. And Kevin would always say, like, this band's coming. You know, Danny is the rep. He said he would give us this, this and this if we played them for a week or whatever. And like, you could get their concert and exclusive rights to this and that. And he goes, if we get them on, if we add it, they're going to be extra nice and give us, you know, be on our show for dirt. And then you'd listen to the song and sometimes they would take it to add a band to a crappy list and you play something you didn't really want to to make them happy about something else. It was the give and take. But a lot of times I'd sit in those music meetings and I'm like. And you'd find one needle and haystack was. It was a constant radio. What can I. What kind of world is this coming to? Let's Research the Stone Temple Pilots. Make sure we haven't pissed him off yet. Brett's right. What you're doing. All I hear about, all we get is memos about, like. Well, other than KUPD and, like, the news station and some place in St. Louis, we're losing money like crazy. Like, you tried anything new? No. Oh, you do anything special? No.
John Holmberg
Okay, well, giving away. Giving away tickets to concerts.
Brett Vesely
I'm trying to do that.
John Holmberg
Giving away money.
Brett Vesely
And we don't have any ideas. Anybody have any ideas? Like. No.
Brady Bogan
Here's Countdown to Shutdown.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Countdown to Shut down by the Hives Now. It doesn't fit anywhere. I'm like, why'd you ask? What's with the brainstorming session if my ideas are all gonna be like. It doesn't work here. An idiot. Get out. Stonetople Pilots have a new song. No. The guy's been dead for 10 years. Ah, we're doomed. Anyway. I'll get off my. I'll get off my musical soapbox. And how radio executives have ruined the fun of it all by introducing new bands. And in a weird way, you guys, the listeners have ruined it, too, by being so quick to hate things that are new. If you're unfamiliar and I'm. I'm. Look, I'm right there with you. If it's unfamiliar, I very rarely give anything a chance. It's gotta jump out of the speakers for me to care.
Brady Bogan
And it's tougher, you know, in the past for being on the radio and doing what we're doing and. And you don't like a song in the past. You're like, you never say that.
Brett Vesely
Oh, you weren't allowed to hate songs out loud.
John Holmberg
Oh, I got in trouble for that a few times.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Oh, man. J.J. called me up at 2 in the morning one time.
Brett Vesely
Tangerine Speedo will forever be the day. I thought I was out of radio forever. Me and the music director, he was playing that horrible Tangerine Speedo song. And luckily, it was all on CD at the time. And every time he would burn it, I would break it in half and throw it away. I'm like, I will not work at a radio station that plays this absolute. It's not happening. It's going to be a huge hit. And I'm like, I will bet you my house that we're not playing that in a month. Unless you're going to be. Be stubborn. No one wants to hear from this band. It's fun. It's exciting. And I'm like, don't schedule it during My show. If I don't, can I play it for the rest of the station? Like, yeah, but I'm gonna break the cd. If I'm in the room and I got nothing to do, I'm gonna find it and break it. He printed up like 20 of them. I broke all 20 of them. This is the dumbest and worst song that I've ever had to sit through.
John Holmberg
Like, 70s.
Brett Vesely
Oh, the girls loved it. No, they didn't.
Brady Bogan
No. I'm saying no one loved this in the building.
Brett Vesely
O. Because they thought they loved it. It's for. For an hour. And girls are never in charge of choosing the music. They're terrible at it. And I remember just like right in the middle of playing this, like, thinking, well, I'm just. What the machine is this.
John Holmberg
This was a single.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. And I said, I just cut it off. I'm like, I'm sorry. I can't play that song. I can't give me a town. Mr. Tanzerine, Speedo. And I turned it off in the middle and I'm like, I'm not working here if that's what we do. And everybody called. Thank you. That. That song is terrible. I'm like, I agree completely. And then the pro. You don't come down here and tell everybody what sucks. And I'm like, yeah, I do. I just did. And that's one of them. You guys don't. You're not hitting out of the art every time. And they know I'm a human being. They know I don't like all of this. Brett hates Green Day passionately, but I get it. But he understands. Yeah, we all have something. I got a few things in there that I'm like, I'm not a big fan of that one, but Tangerine Speedo and I got into arguments and a sit down meeting. Don't deviate from. It's. We study, we spend money to make sure we're doing this right. I'm like, yeah, look, it's not working. If Tangerine Speedos on the list, then you're wasting your money. They're playing it again. Kroc. Kevin Weatherly says it's awesome. And I'm like, yeah, he missed. He missed one. He missed said. All right, call me back to work here or call me for an apology when Tangerine Speedo wins song of the Year and it's the best thing that ever happened to music. And you guys, it's in a. It's constantly going to be played on this radio station for the rest of our lives. Call me Back and I'll apologize. Or in a couple weeks when this is garbage and it comes back garbage, I'll come back and work here. But you got to get back some more money.
Brady Bogan
Their follow up stuff was so much better.
Brett Vesely
Oh, what was the name of the band again?
John Holmberg
Caviar.
Brett Vesely
Caviar.
Brady Bogan
Caviar.
Brett Vesely
Oh, they hung a poster in the studio just to piss me off. Caviar.
John Holmberg
Did they really?
Brett Vesely
That was Kevin being funny because we were friends. But he was furious that I kept breaking all the CDs. Like, I will break everyone you bring in here. Give it to your crappy morning show, Dave and the Tom or whatever the hell the name of that guy. The new guy. New guy. Smiley Alien Sims. Like, hey, Greg. Greg and Dave, like, give it to them every morning, have it waiting for them. But if it's in here while. Oh, I know. And they. Because those douchebags were dumb. And they played it like it's about a guy in a speed.
Brady Bogan
Let's call our moms Riot.
Brett Vesely
They were terrible. They were a perfect example. They were the death of radio, really. The new guys, that was when it all was like, oh, this is the direction we're going anyway. And if you like Tangerine Speedo, you can have that. But you deep down know this is not a thing. We're going to get it. I got a laundry list. Laundry list. It would be fun to use our HD2 channel for all that.
John Holmberg
Got to pay for that, though. That's the problem.
Brett Vesely
We already do.
John Holmberg
No, the station has to pay other Ria. You know.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, you're right. Not doing that.
John Holmberg
No, that's what I'm saying.
Brett Vesely
That doesn't count in the original deal. If we start playing.
John Holmberg
I think it's different. I think. Yeah, I'm pretty sure, Larry, about that one time. I was like, why don't we do another station that does this? He goes, because then we got to pay for it.
Brett Vesely
Another million dollars out the door for the rights to play music on a radio. Yeah, they didn't think of that when they came up with all those HD channels. Anyway, thank you. Thank you for indulging me on that. Everybody's got something that they listen to that they want to tell their friends about.
John Holmberg
My emails.
Brett Vesely
Campus radio it is, but it isn't. But it doesn't have to be crap. Like, it can be like, oh, you know, you'll see. I'll play messenger birds in a little bit. Before that, I want to get to this. A lady emailed in about yesterday's show. And the topic is, I'M a singing bowl instructor with Red Rock Healing Center. We talked about your singing bowl situation yesterday. Brady says, I'm a big fan of the show and I teach Himalayan singing bowl and floating sound bag deaths. Let me know if Ronnie wants to learn how to perform. Well, Brady has been saying that for years.
Brady Bogan
What's your number?
Brett Vesely
I have two more classes this year. Redrockhealingcenter.com.
Brady Bogan
By the way, she paid for that yesterday or two date.
Brett Vesely
So she. It was. It cost her money. Like I said, that's not free.
Brady Bogan
20 bucks ahead to just go sit.
Brett Vesely
In this lady's pool.
Brady Bogan
Yep. It's a private class. You know, private class.
Brett Vesely
Private up to the point of people stop paying. 20.
John Holmberg
How much did you pay Brady?
Brett Vesely
She didn't have a limit.
Brady Bogan
20 bucks.
Brett Vesely
20 bucks to go listen to a lady at her pool. She could have come to my house.
John Holmberg
Sound like this.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, she could have come to my house. I'd have put this on and she could float in my pool all she wanted for free.
Brady Bogan
It was close. It wasn't that tone, but. No, I don't.
Brett Vesely
I got another email about that I got to read, but I didn't know that the lady who's the singing bowl instructor making. So she said seven people. She made 150 bucks off of friends to sit in her pool for an hour and then she kicked them out.
John Holmberg
What a grift.
Brady Bogan
That's a grift and does it. You know, I'm like, how many classes? I didn't really. I didn't even talk to her after, you know, I did the class and.
Brett Vesely
She had to go.
Brady Bogan
No, you just leave after you're done.
Brett Vesely
The lady that doesn't like, gives like Rice Krispie treats and cocoa at the end.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Or wine or something. I mean, that's enough crowd.
Brett Vesely
Not a float and go float and get out and not even any, like, meet and greet with the bowl artist.
Brady Bogan
No, you mean. I think, you know, she introduced herself at the beginning of the class.
Brett Vesely
But the end of the thing, it's.
Brady Bogan
Like girls and I think they just.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, it's like women from the WNBA trying to get into a club. Everybody out. And there were only seven people. She couldn't glad hand the house.
Brady Bogan
And I'm like, was there family? She was. I don't know if the family was inside, if she was married or she.
John Holmberg
Was just single or she wasn't.
Brett Vesely
You say it was private, but she was still scrambling for people at 4 o' clock on Sunday to get there by 7.
Brady Bogan
I think Ronnie was, you know, an added person.
John Holmberg
She was an alternate.
Brady Bogan
I think she had six Ronnie regulars.
Brett Vesely
And then let's get a seventh in here and let's boost this so she's totally comfortable. Her husband is miserable that Sundays. He's not allowed to use his backyard because his wife is playing bowls for women.
John Holmberg
She's making money.
Brett Vesely
$120 every night.
Brady Bogan
Every now and then they are floating and the bulls are going. But you can hear Rambo in the background because he's watching.
Brett Vesely
Think of that. I got seven or eight women coming over. You got a hide in the. You can't come outside. Like, why not? You just can't. I'm about to make a cool C note. Oh God. You're making a hundred bucks.
Brady Bogan
She got that place when she. When she divided. When she had.
Brett Vesely
Oh, you think. The husband's not even there. And now she's just.
Brady Bogan
Perfect fit.
Brett Vesely
You know what? You're right.
Brady Bogan
The singing bowls.
Brett Vesely
100 vortex. She's living off that dude half. And then she went out and found herself and Sedona brought back some bowls. And that's her mission in life.
John Holmberg
Making a cool 840 a week.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, well, if she's doing it every.
John Holmberg
Day, that's what I'm saying.
Brett Vesely
Seven days a week, that means she's got.
Brady Bogan
That's just Chardonnay money, bro.
Brett Vesely
That means she's got at least 50 different broads rolling in seven at a time seven days a week to make.
John Holmberg
Eight 40 bottles of two buck chuck you can get for that man.
Brett Vesely
And his. Her husband's out there with some 22 year old. What's your ex wife wife up to, dude, I don't know. I bought her that house. She sits by the pool and floats on like girls float and she plays bowls and then she goes inside.
Brady Bogan
She's a life coach.
John Holmberg
Want to see Coldplay?
Brett Vesely
Listen to this. This email had me laughing. I saw this yesterday before I left. Said, hey John, my ex wife started playing dishes back in 2014. Said, Turns out she was having a secret life, Brady. She would disappear on Sundays, Mondays, Thursdays, just like your wife just did. Turns out my wife had started a meth habit in this little weird cult. She was also sleeping with the lady that was teaching her bowl singing. There wasn't one woman that I've seen since I learned about this who isn't a lesbian. Trying to convert other guys wives into the cult. Run as fast as you can. When John said, quote, go with her, my stomach. I asked once if I could come to one of those bowl parties and she broke down crying and said, I need my space from you that's why I go. Then it got weirder from there. The bull lady ended up moving to Wyoming and was arrested for drugs and kidnapping. The whole world of bulls is awful. And it cost me everything. Go to the therapist now, Brady, because you're gonna need it. Cody. Cody's triggered by bowl playing.
Brady Bogan
Sorry to hear that.
Brett Vesely
His wife lezzed out with the bowl lady.
John Holmberg
Yeah, don't play that again.
Brett Vesely
This guy just thinks it just clams like in Subarus. I hate that noise. It's an outback just driving through my heart. We went to W, got some bows to play. Ah, those bitches. They'll steal your wives. So I can see where it's very culty. This is weird, but yeah, that dude lost it all to some lady. Why don't you come over on Thursday at 7 and listen to the radiator with a small leak in it sounds? And then she left him and he had to pay her half to go be a lesbian with a kidnapping meth addict.
John Holmberg
Wow. The WNBA doesn't pay that well. He's got to pay for half.
Brett Vesely
You have absolutely got to be on meth or drugs to enjoy that. So if you want Cody's number to. To talk, he's around. You're in the infancy. Infancy of the. The lesbian theft, evidently. You know, and as a. As a real man, Cody, as me being a real man, I don't look at a wife leaving her husband to become a lesbian as her true calling. I think it's. You just didn't get it done. Toledo had it happen. And if he's not a perfect example of what I'm talking about, no one is. When she looks at you and says, I'm done with this gender, and leaves, that's because you wrecked it. You did something bad.
John Holmberg
So is it better as a man that she leaves you for another man she leaves you for?
Brett Vesely
Absolutely. You gave her such good d. She started thinking, I need even more of that. But when you give it to her and she's like, nah, I'm done with this.
Big Dick Toledo
Again, to clarify, there was a guy in between.
Brett Vesely
We know.
Brady Bogan
I didn't turn her directly.
Brett Vesely
You had her thinking she tried one more. She's like no stepping stone. You gotta realize, yeah, yeah.
Brady Bogan
Not this bad. I'm not the Gosh.
Brett Vesely
She tried one more dick. One more dick. And then said, no, this reminds me too much of Toledo. I gotta get out of here. I gotta just smash clams. I'm done. Because that actually occurred to you? Yeah. And as a man, you probably thought, oh, my God, what did I. I do in your head? You cannot have your wife leave you for lesbianism without thinking you pushed her.
Big Dick Toledo
Well, no, I mean, in. In my case, when we were divorced.
Brett Vesely
I was like, oh, okay, well, jail didn't help.
Big Dick Toledo
No.
Brett Vesely
When she went to the hooscal, was she playing bowls? Cuz she fits Cody's MO Perfectly.
Big Dick Toledo
She not a bowl.
Brett Vesely
She left, became a lesbian, not a bowl player. And then. And then went to jail.
John Holmberg
Was she playing bowls before jail or after? Okay, all right.
Brett Vesely
She was licking the rim of the thing. That's what I was saying. She was.
Big Dick Toledo
She was looking for the right tone.
Brett Vesely
Anyway, I like that. While this conversation was going on about Cody, I just kind of peered over at Brett, and he just pointed to your window. That dude had that happen. Like, we all know. Of course he didn't say it out loud. Brett didn't want to be the dick, but look, I was getting there first. I was getting running down that road. Oh, yeah, no, no. You saw me jogging. It's like, there's the end. I see the finish line. Don't worry. But we don't have to sprint. But yeah, I mean, you. You're a perfect example of, like, how does that feel? Cuz you got. And then you got to tell us, which is like, the worst day of your life. It would be better to be on the cold plate, Cam, than to have to tell this group of people, my wife is a lesbian.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah. Yeah.
Brett Vesely
That would be like. She didn't just play lesbian. Like, she's fully committed. She's. She's. She threw away her old. Just like, switching. You'll know when parties.
Brady Bogan
Someone just done shopped work.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah. No, if Toledo stops showing up, it's like, Lisa must have done it too. But yeah, that's. You know, Cody.
Brady Bogan
No, if.
Big Dick Toledo
If it happens to Lisa, then I've got a pattern.
Brett Vesely
Ladies.
Big Dick Toledo
I can make a grift out of it. Ladies, if you are questioning who's gonna.
Brett Vesely
Pay you to become. Doesn't matter.
Big Dick Toledo
Somebody pay me.
Brett Vesely
No one that is. This is why you don't have good ideas for business. Nobody's gonna pay you to be the last dick to con ladies. I can convince you you're a lesbian. Is not a business. Business. They're like, if they're even like, yeah, you probably. Yeah, I don't need to sleep with it.
Brady Bogan
Oh, I want the TV commercials.
Brett Vesely
I'm not paying a guy.
John Holmberg
Yeah, Toledo's last D Incorporated.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I can do it.
Brett Vesely
It's the final dick down. I'll give you such bad heterosexual sex, you'll be wondering why you ever did it in the first place. For a hundred and fifty dollars.
Big Dick Toledo
You're welcome.
Brett Vesely
You'll get the worst D of your life and you'll spin right into a new style of living.
Big Dick Toledo
Johnny, I'm up to five this week. Yeah, that's turned them all around.
Brett Vesely
Look, I don't know if that's a thing, but Cody, I don't know if. Man, that does seem reasonable to me. You get too much. I know. If like Brady, I, I keep my eyes on this. This Just leaving the house at 7 o' clock on a Sunday. You didn't hear me? At 7 o' clock on a Sunday. And playing bowls and then coming home with no, no stories. Hberg's morning sickness. Morning sickness. 28. Can you repeat Holmberg's morning sickness? I bet you better come home with stories.
Big Dick Toledo
No stories. And 150 bucks lighter.
Brett Vesely
20 only, which seems like gateway drugs. Pricing. Here's 20 bucks. That seems pretty okay. That seems right. But I better have some stories out of that. It's like, oh my God. These in the bowls, I bet, like, I want that. I want a story. I want. Ronnie should have come home and go, brady, you gotta see this. And she didn't.
Brady Bogan
She talked about it. I mean, I mean, I know that sounds great. So the float, she goes, you know, it was 20 bucks. I guess it was a little like 15 if you brought your own float. Floating.
Brett Vesely
You had to rent one of her floaties.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, she had $5. Really nice place. Floating.
Brett Vesely
Did she rent one?
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
So she just showed up in her bikini.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Hops in the pool with these ladies, rents afloat. And sits.
Brady Bogan
Yep. And then she goes into the music and I think they play the bowls and everything.
Brett Vesely
All right, well that would be the point.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. But I, I, I don't know if they opened up with she, you know, introduced herself and said this is what we're doing. It's part of my new.
Brett Vesely
But you didn't ask. What, what's the mission here?
Brady Bogan
Relaxation.
Brett Vesely
That's it.
Brady Bogan
Breathing.
Brett Vesely
Right. Okay. You know, clam digging, meditation, clam indoctrination.
Brady Bogan
I'm not sure if she'll do it again.
Brett Vesely
Oh yeah, she, well that's the thing, that's what I was curious. Like was she, did she come home and go, those are crazy. Cuz I would kind of need that for the sanity of like, what the hell's going on here? Is this going to become part of my world? Are we going to have 7pm bowl ladies floating in my pull these weirdo like cuz you know a couple of them ain't normal shoes like probably some regular broads.
John Holmberg
A couple of them please.
Brett Vesely
All right. Out of the seven five were. I don't know what's the word I'm looking for Batch crazy And then a couple others are just like no this is nice except for they're going to start then you got these ladies coming to your house these hippies oh boy.
Brady Bogan
I want her to start doing some bull parties.
Brett Vesely
Oh boy. There going to be a lot of hippie marches at your place.
John Holmberg
Brady's just looking to make some money on his pool.
Brett Vesely
That's true. Freddy's going to pay the pool man with this but you know what you're also going to have to deal with them bowls. You're going to have to deal with a lot of kashi and a lot of like natural greens and cauliflower crust. That lady didn't I know this is your house that's already you will provide.
Brady Bogan
Food Kashi's not in the but there won't eat.
Brett Vesely
Trust me all your stuff's going to.
John Holmberg
Get pushed I'm a granola for all.
Brett Vesely
The girls all only oat milk only going to push away your stuff.
John Holmberg
Matthew said Brady denial is the first sign that you've lost.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Cody's argument is strong. I don't. I don't know anything about bowl playing but to me that makes sense. Unless you came home and just pooped on it.
Brady Bogan
We've had them for what years.
Brett Vesely
They're decorative. I'm saying you still well they're not even out I just right but I.
Brady Bogan
Know where they are now. They're in their. In our closet.
Brett Vesely
They start hanging out some in their nice handy if you start hanging out with bowl parties that's step two. She might break the bulls out play with a little bit. She might not be a bowl player but she might be into the and then then Cody's story makes sense because to me that would be the only reason to get 120 bucks and seven women in my house is to is to groom one 120 bucks ain't worth having people over.
John Holmberg
If I go in the cabinet and I can't Matthia brings home like ravioli. If I can't serve ravioli and ziti in my bowls her and the bowls are out. What a waste.
Brady Bogan
$140 a night.
Brett Vesely
Oh God. It's not enough. That's not enough to have my pool rented out by seven. Seven People peeing in my pool and.
John Holmberg
You don't pay for the pool man.
Brett Vesely
A few years ago Megan said. That's true. Stop it. Oh, no. Eventually you're gonna knock into the. Megan said it. Some of my friends and I are gonna do some pool aerobics just now. Let's just. You maybe one. Don't bring a crew over.
John Holmberg
Brady's gonna be at the door.
Brett Vesely
We're with the W. Yeah. All right. All right. We shouldn't even be in this line. Get out with the W. All I say is what my dad just said. So it's an insurance liability. No one's allowed in the pool unless.
John Holmberg
They'Re your sister's friends.
Brett Vesely
All right. Yeah. You're gonna bring over some smoke. Said you're wrong, John. I'd rather my wife leave me for another woman. I can't be a woman. Another man. You wonder what he has that I don't. I know what a woman has that I don't happen to my brother after 20 years of marriage. Marriage. Oh, yeah. I still think there's something you did wrong that made her switch genders. I see what you're saying, though. Like you gave her, like, what you have to kind of.
Brady Bogan
You can write it off easier now.
Brett Vesely
You cushion the blow by saying, I gave her all the D I could and she knows she's not getting it anywhere else. That's better. So she switched out. I don't see it that way. I see that you ruined all men for her in a bad way. Says, when my first girlfriend broke up with me in high school, she started dating her best friend. And she made a huge post on Facebook talking about how she's now officially lesbian because her ex boyfriend was so awkward that she never wanted to be with a guy again. Signed Ryan Burchett. Oh, Ryan, you were. You were outed and left and I'm sure. Oh, Jesus. That's the. Not bowls. Thought that was bow.
John Holmberg
No, that's. Somebody just recommended this song for Brady. It's from the queers. It's called Granola Head.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. You're in trouble.
John Holmberg
I got bulls back on.
Brett Vesely
Okay. Get the balls back going. Get the balls rolling. I loved it that email came. But Cody, you struck a trigger with him yesterday that you never thought would. Never thought that would happen guy. And he never thought it would happen. What are the odds I ever feel the pain of that again as he's driving to work. Nobody's ever going to talk about wives going out on the the town for bull part. What? What? My wife left last night. 7:00 clock for a bowl party. Poor Cody's heart just went. I gotta call my therapist. Run. Yeah, Brady, run. He's got post traumatic bold disorder. Oh my God. Anyway. Well, I don't know anything about it, Brady, but maybe listen to Cody. If you do have a bowl party, we want to come too and have the ladies doing bowls outside and we'll watch football inside because that's something. I'd drive to Gilbert for 20 bucks. Oh, no, no. That's outside. We shut that and then all the boys are watching TV inside and let bull nonsense go on outside while we are actually doing stuff humans do. So you don't think she's going to do it again?
Brady Bogan
Probably.
John Holmberg
No, she won't tell him.
Brett Vesely
You think she'll keep it? Would. Did you give her.
Brady Bogan
I think she'll go to another. You know, they're bowl presentation. Might not be the pool floating one.
Brett Vesely
Like a Tupperware thing.
Brady Bogan
Like they do it every now and then sometimes in those stores like the Viori. I know a girl that hosted a class and they there and they.
Brett Vesely
At the place they sell shorts.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Some lady just starts playing bowls. Oh, immediately.
Brady Bogan
Meditation, breathing.
Brett Vesely
That's why nobody goes to malls.
John Holmberg
That's why you go to Amazon.
Brett Vesely
That's ex Nobles shop online. He trumped it. No bowls. There's no bowls in Amazon. You don't have to deal with a wacky liberal lesbian playing the dishes.
Brady Bogan
It's like going to, you know, Barnes and Noble for a reading.
Brett Vesely
How about this? Let's break out another part of the kitchenware and you throw a towel over your shoulder and put some shorts on and say, heading over to John's for a little while. Oh, what are you doing? He's got a guy who plays spoons. We're gonna float in the pool. The spoon man's gonna go bananas.
Brady Bogan
A washboard.
Brett Vesely
She wouldn't believe you. Where are you really going? I don't know. Guy's gonna play some dishes.
Brady Bogan
He's got a gut bucket.
Brett Vesely
He's got a gut bucket and some. Some spoons. We're gonna play some kids kitchenware and we're gonna float around the pool. Who is she? Brady? That would be her first. Who is she? No, no, I'm serious. I'm gonna go float in the pool while somebody plays dishes. You son of a. All your stuff will be on the lawn when you come home. I literally went over there and listened to a guy played dishes.
Brady Bogan
Who is she?
Brett Vesely
That's all she'd scream. Who is she? Who is she? Nobody does that. No, I'm going to know if we're gonna can bang some plates together.
Brady Bogan
10:00Pm I'm running late.
Brett Vesely
How come you didn't tell me about this? All week? Kind of an impromptu dish playing. So it's gonna run. I'll be back in an hour. She'd follow you. Oh, yeah. She'd want to be part of that just to make sure because no man would do it, so it's automatically a lie. But broads don't. Don't they actually do so stuff like that. But still though. Try it. Flip it over. John's having a bowl playing party at his house. We're going to go float in the pool. Watch her face. Go. All right, what's going on? For real, you're not going to believe that.
Brady Bogan
I don't know. Maybe we're on the same page on that. She and I. Knock yourself out.
Brett Vesely
When are you going to be home? In an hour. How many times I got. I got an hour to beat it. I'll do. Yeah, Yeah. I love you too. All right, well, I think it's funny. And Cody, I'm so sorry. We didn't think Yesterday's bowl conversation. And you're doing it again today. It's two days in a row that poor Cody has to take one square in the nuts because of his lesbian wife and the meth bowl party she used to go.
Brady Bogan
That's a interesting gateway drug.
Brett Vesely
Well, it's not the Bulls. It was a drug addict, of course, but that was their excuse. They're doing weird drug addicts. I'm like, you know who it makes sense to. Aaron Rodgers. And everybody thinks he's goofy, but if he started going, I listen, I play bowls on the weekends and do Hayahuasca, he'd be like, yeah, of course. That's hand in hand, boys.
John Holmberg
The only dishes my old lady better be playing with involves soap, water and a rag.
Brett Vesely
That's right. Why don't you go play our Bulls? They've been sitting in the sink all day. Your pitch that one up. You take the Dove soap and you rub the water on it. It makes the same noise as your magic Jack Bulls.
Brady Bogan
It's gentle on your hands too.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Softens your hands while you do the dishes. Now get to work. Yeah, that to me, it would only make sense if there were drugs involved. Incense was burning like nobody's. Probably those weird ones too, that look like the scarecrow. Those big like bushy ones that they burn and then they hit things like the sage. I don't know what it is. But they walk around with fire, they tap people in the head, and they start hitting your car like, Leah, quit it. Making ashes all over stuff. Hilarious. Sorry, Cody. Brady can handle it. He hasn't been destroyed yet by crystal methamphetamine and bowl play. But Cody's putting the warning out there. So don't say he didn't tell you. If it does happen and she does join a mess cult of kidnapping and lesbianism.
Brady Bogan
I told you.
Brett Vesely
Cody was there to say hey, I tried to warn you. Warn you, brother. Yeah. It would only make sense if there was, like, this incredible strain of weed that this lady's got. Trust me. We're gonna microdose some mushrooms. She'll lay in the pool. I'll play the dishes. You guys float around out there for an hour. When it wears off, go home. That has to be it.
John Holmberg
This will be the sound effects of Brady's.
Brett Vesely
The grill. We're just floating in the. Take in the aroma.
Brady Bogan
Teriyaki chicken.
Brett Vesely
And Brady walks around with a stick that's on fire that he just lit from the steak. The butter caused this fire and hit you with it a couple of times. Isn't that nice? It would only make sense if they're. If they're drinking absinthe or just getting absolutely blasted and going on some sort of trip. But to go to somebody's house sober, float in their pool for an hour and listen to them play the dishes. I'm with Cody. That's a. That's a crystal meth amphetamine lesbian cult. I'm gonna go with Cody on that.
Brady Bogan
Eventually I'm gonna have my own backyard. Burning man.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, try it. Try it. This weekend. Gonna head on over to Billy's house, play the dishes and lay in the pool together and watch her go. Who is she? Who is she? First. And it should be her first question. Question. Who is she? I'll be back in 45 minutes. That's not enough time to meditate. Who is she? I'll see you in a little while. Billy and I are gonna lay on top of each other and play the dishes.
Brady Bogan
We're stacking.
Brett Vesely
Billy's got a couple other buddies. You met him. They come to the Ohio State games. We're just gonna float together, no question in my mind. Play the dishes. I like this playing Brady. I think he's fun. Yesterday this had Z in it. And Brady doesn't play with the those. He just licks the edge of the bowl.
Brady Bogan
Throw some humming in there.
Brett Vesely
Oh, man, that's good stuff. Anyway, that's enough. That's enough trying to wreck Cody's life because Cody's in a nightmare. I bet you if there's a dude that just drove into Tempe Town Lake, his name's Cody and he needs your help. I guarantee he's the only one. If there's a guy who just. You just heard a gunshot in your neighborhood. That was. That was Cody. If you hear that's Cody on the rope, he's done it. It's over. He didn't ever expect anyone to talk about bowl playing ever on in mass and here it is.
Brady Bogan
Just mention of it. Do you like that in a burrito or a bowl?
Brett Vesely
The left me for the balls. Burrito it is.
Brady Bogan
Okay.
Brett Vesely
You got it. What the wrong with this guy there'd.
John Holmberg
Be the sounds here there's another one.
Brett Vesely
Teki. Oh, Brady at the and now I'm going to do the volcano street walk. Brady could float in the pool to these things. Oh yeah. Who needs ayahuasca? That's great. Anyway, look how happy he is you showed that video, Mike.
Brady Bogan
I'm at peace.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, it makes sense. That's your meditation. Go ahead, try it today. Go home. Try the whole billionaire gonna lay together in the pool and listen to soothing sounds and watch how fast she thinks you're doing something wrong. Women can do it. Dude tries it and then imagine like you her telling her friends Brady and Billy go lay in the pool together and listen to bowls and her friends be like girl, you know he's not really doing that right? I hadn't really thought about it. There's no doubt in my mind. You need to get a drone you in the W now follow her and just drone this weird dead lady. Pool party. Ronnie, I want to go. Can I come with her? Maybe if I go. Yeah, like you don't. Probably don't want you there to make fun. But I'll go.
Brady Bogan
That's the only reason she. Well, you're going to go. You're going to make fun.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, well of course I am. Yeah. What you guys are doing, I want meditate. You heard what you said you're gonna go do, right? Yeah, of course I'm gonna make fun of that anyway. Not bashing Ronnie. I'm bashing women all the way around that like this stuff. I think it's crazy. Look, trust me. Megan's got a bunch of stuff she does that's just not normal. Not that crazy, but pretty close. That one's up. That one's up there. That's in Cody's right. Something else is happening. We don't know yet. And maybe it's like some weird tantric celebration. She's going to break it out on you. That's deposit. Let's go. Silver lining it. She's learning some tantric breathing, and you're gonna have 8, 9, 10 hours of the most amazing physical sex you've ever had in your life. No, you don't look too good.
Brady Bogan
No, that would be good. You just made me think she came home with something else. Like I just discovered I'm a healer.
Brett Vesely
Oh, no.
Brady Bogan
You know, something like that.
Brett Vesely
Oh, for Christ's sake. Look at your face. Right there. See? Let's hope it's for tantric lovemaking and not.
Brady Bogan
I circled up with 10 Wiccans.
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah. See, she's getting to my sister's level of this stuff. And it's. It's entire intolerable. There's nothing worse than when the bowls are broken out and you don't know they're coming out. My sister had this big gold pot when I moved in with my first house I bought was with a guy she ended up marrying. They were dating. I expected her to be at the house now and again. She moved in day one. Oliver. Crap Chinese silks.
John Holmberg
Bring her cauldron over and everything too.
Brett Vesely
So it was a battle. Crystal ball, all them of it was out. It was a battle that every time I'd come home, there was a weird red silk Chinese thing on my couch. And I would ball that up and throw it in the corner with the other blankets. And it was like a Chinese word got painted on my wall like, you don't live here. My boyfriend does. No, no, no, no. Kick in or get out. And I lasted two and a half weeks in that house I bought you and Thor.
Brady Bogan
Get out.
Brett Vesely
I half bought the house and I lasted two weeks. All the pillows were Chinese. Everything was Chinese.
John Holmberg
P. F Chang's now or what is this?
Brett Vesely
And I remember waking up one morning on a Sunday because I heard like, what the is going on? I walk out there and she's got this gold pot that she's just hitting and then rubbing the top of. Are you trying to make me kill you? Is that the goal? This is peaceful to only you. There's other people. You don't live here. I moved out of a house you were in and you followed me. Horrible. Anyway, I've gone on long enough. What do you got on the big board of musical treats? Brett, we are already know what's gonna happen.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, we already got.
Brett Vesely
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John Holmberg
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Brett Vesely
Oh, God, you better be on drugs if you're bringing this to the house.
John Holmberg
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Brett Vesely
Just thought of this and I think it's fair. At least she's not a country music fan. Yeah, I'd take bowls and Japanese flutes. Yeah, this one's going way far.
John Holmberg
The other direction they can go to Morgan Wallen concert last weekend.
Brett Vesely
I would rather hear the bulls and look at seven dead lady corpses who are still trying to figure out how come they got divorced. Laying in my pool while bulls play. I mean, that's why they built sedona for the 43 year old divorced woman to go up and find some weird spiritual connection because they're so goofed up.
John Holmberg
That's gotta be an easy. Well, if Ronnie to go up there.
Brett Vesely
Oh my God.
Brady Bogan
If Ronnie came to me and says I'm going to a country concert, who is he? What's his name?
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah. If she's. Well, I mean, if I heard those words, I'd be like, well, it's been nice knowing you. Yeah, I know. I'm. I thank you for leaving for the guy. Do you need me to give you to a ride because the retarded guy you're dating shouldn't be driving. What are you talking about? We're going to Morgan Wallen, right? Yeah. You're going to be escorted by a person.
John Holmberg
Get good parking at least.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I don't know. I looked at the. It was at the football stadium, right? And they had an overhead picture and they. The first 10 parking spots were not handicapped. All the rest were. There were 70,000. They had changed the parking lot to the reverse order.
John Holmberg
It's like the mall. There's nobody in those parking spots.
Brett Vesely
Exactly. Nobody. Yeah, there were seven empty ones. And then all the. All the ones that just had a picture of a potato in a wheelchair, they were there, but terrible.
John Holmberg
On the list. Mud Vein, Dig Foo Fighters. I told you, Primus. My name is Mud. For the wnba. Getting kicked out of the club. Acdc, the Cult. Cold Stupid Girl for the wnba. Nine Inch Nails. Audio Slave. Back Loser for the wnba. And then you just wanted to go with.
Brett Vesely
I want to go with my guys, okay? It's the Messenger Birds. Been all over it. You can love it, you can hate it, you can do whatever you want. But I like this stuff. I like. I like this one. And I want to let everybody know about it. Let's be the ones that push these guys. I think you'll love it. Breaking new music never happens. And it's not that new. It's four or five years old. But this is a great song called Phantom Limb. Check them out if you. If you like this, you're gonna like all the rest of the stuff they've got, too. I want to push these guys. Maybe get them in to do these little baby shows we used to do. I used to love that when baby bands would come in and give them us what they got. It's the Messenger Birds, everybody. It's Phantom limb. It's 98. Wake them up. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Cruising through two before we get to the Brady Report. Said last night, boys, my best friend, my dog Jax, went to his next place. It was quick and quiet and pain free. 10 years young. Family is hurting today, so hug your pets a little tighter for Jax. Sign Sean. You got it, Sean. Good job. Jax made it to 10. You did what's right at the end. Never had a bad day. That's the goal with all the dogs. No bad days. You're gonna fail that one. But try to limit as many bad days as possible. If one bad day, try to make there not be two bad days. You get two bad days. Trying to make there be three. If it starts to become a trend, you got to do what's right for your body. So so long, Jacks. Everybody gets an extra cookie for Jax today. And that's how we work it around here. That's perfect. It's Time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. And as we're out here by our friends at all Pro Shade Concepts, Shade is a beautiful thing. He's coming back. We had our little reprieve here. Saw a thing last night that scene McLuckluck was on saying, how many days under 100 degrees do we normally have in July? Broke out like a little chart. Zero last year, zero. The year before that, three in 2022. We're at two in 2022. So three or four is like a bonanza. Had a little dust storm last night. Coming through a little monsoon. Wake up. So it's been a. It's actually been a nice summer. Nothing makes that even better. Take advantage of the fact, like Brady's doing, you got a 98 degree day in July. You throw those shades out, suddenly it's 79 on your back porch. You're sitting there sipping margaritas and enjoying bowls by the pool. Man. Not those bowls, you pervert weirdos. The ones with the good ones, the smoking ones, the weed. You can get it all done. AllProchade.com is where they go. They'll take care of you and they'll knock out 95% of the sun's UV rays. Those are the bad ones. Drop the temps around 20 degrees, get it in the right spot. That's Perfect. All pro shade.com Brady reported.
Brady Bogan
Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix.
Big Dick Toledo
Hello, world.
Brett Vesely
Hi.
Brady Bogan
Happy National Mango Day.
Brett Vesely
Oh, Deandre Ayton is losing his mind. Three things. He loves video games, mangoes, and weed. Now he's doing it in la.
Brady Bogan
And National Panucci Dayucci Fudge. It's a vanilla fudge.
Brett Vesely
Okay. Did you know? Brought it up. You didn't know that?
Brady Bogan
I didn't know it was now.
Brett Vesely
Gucci White guy fudge Mayo. Fudge.
Brady Bogan
Gonna have to get some.
Brett Vesely
There's a line. I'm sure at the white guy fudge store.
John Holmberg
The W. We in a wood W.
Brett Vesely
Ah, we just left the. We just left the All Star game. We in the W. We in the W. I'm going to say it. Everywhere I go, there's a line. Ain't this a hold up? Watch this. We're going to get cuts here at the Peter Jungle. Yo. We in the W. And keep it down. Lesbians take a number. We was in All Star Game. All right.
John Holmberg
You going to walk into the rah room saying W?
Brett Vesely
No. Some of them are in there. Well, no, she's not. Sophie left none of the other ones can afford it. I've seen Taurasi wander around in there.
Big Dick Toledo
You think they got a Rah Rah room in Indiana they don't like?
Brett Vesely
The Rah Rah room's a unique deal. They've got some club stuff in some of the arenas, but yeah, the Sophie's gone and I've seen Taurasi in there a couple of times. And most of the time it's everybody you'll hear. A lot of the time, you know, Diana Taurassi's there. I'm gonna get in trouble for this. You know, Diana Taras in there. Because every once in a while, across the restaurant you'll hear, oh, God, I'm trying to eat. Like, oh, Diana just walked in.
John Holmberg
Get that checkbook out.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, get that out. Oh, my God, what's that? Oh, God, what is that? She's okay. I'm in the W. And just let her walk through.
Brady Bogan
Got a couple of basis fun facts. Cameroon got its name from the Portuguese word for shrimp.
Brett Vesely
Okay, Cameron, which is.
John Holmberg
Are we number one there on this in Cameroon?
Brett Vesely
How are we doing over in Africa? We haven't gotten.
Big Dick Toledo
We're still there. We've.
John Holmberg
We've.
Big Dick Toledo
We've dropped from number two.
Brett Vesely
Still in the top 10.
Big Dick Toledo
I haven't looked at Djibouti lately.
Brett Vesely
That was hot. Cameroon. We're still top 10, though. Maybe.
Big Dick Toledo
I believe so. Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Okay.
Brady Bogan
The opposite of paranoia is pronoia. The belief that everyone involved, everyone's involved in a secret conspiracy to help you.
Brett Vesely
Oh, they're all there to help you. So it's like the most positive. Alex Jones. Everybody's trying to get me to the next level and that. I just couldn't appreciate it more. The gay frogs are all cheering for me and rooting me on.
Brady Bogan
The US Force Forest Service created Smokey the Bear in 1944 after their deal ran out with Disney to use Bambi on their forest fire prevention posters.
Brett Vesely
How about that? How'd that work out? Any forest fires? Oh, no, we're still having a ton of them. Smokey's done nothing. You think Smokey stopped any fires?
Brady Bogan
Sure, yeah.
Brett Vesely
You think? Just the pure thought of Smokey's like, oh, yeah, Smoke. Smokey says.
Brady Bogan
Only you.
Brett Vesely
Only you can prevent forest fires. Which is not true because a lot of times it's lightning. Yeah. Nothing to do with it.
Brady Bogan
But he tried to teach, you know, like when you're making a fire, only.
Brett Vesely
Your forest fires with dirt.
Brady Bogan
But that, that was his design, I think. But yeah, they did broaden out to the.
Brett Vesely
Make it seem like it was Always our fault. And it's not.
Brady Bogan
Someone asked what technology do you think would seem ridiculous in 50 years?
Brett Vesely
Meaning stupid. Like what are we going to. Like, what's the VCR of 2025.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And they threw this out there. Someone said charging cables. People say, yeah, yep.
Brett Vesely
What's, what's. What's littering my house right now. In every outlet is some string. So yeah, you're right.
Big Dick Toledo
Drawer. I've got them in three different drawers.
John Holmberg
And then they switch from lightning to see from the 30 pin.
Brett Vesely
Bastards.
Big Dick Toledo
USB mini. USB micro.
Brett Vesely
I have a feeling that like boxes in 50 years will be gone. For instance, like an Internet router or. Oh, I think all those things will be obsolete.
Brady Bogan
They said dental, which is interesting. Anything regarding present day dental work will be seen as barbaric.
Brett Vesely
Oh, probably true. Yeah. Every 50 years, if you look back.
Brady Bogan
Also for chemotherapy, someone else said medical devices like CT scan machines.
Brett Vesely
I'm thinking of technology I use every day, not chemo store.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Big Dick Toledo
Way to bring it down, Brady.
Brady Bogan
Loud engine noise.
Brett Vesely
Sorry, Harley.
Brady Bogan
Internal combustion engines.
Big Dick Toledo
That already freaks people out with Tesla because you look around and oh, there's a car.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
Big Dick Toledo
Can't hear it.
John Holmberg
That's the same with the trains, the silent death.
Brady Bogan
Car accidents. The technology with the autonomous cars.
Brett Vesely
I hope so. I hope autonomous cars, we will have.
Brady Bogan
To deal with that.
Brett Vesely
Think about it. Five years ago, we didn't ever expect we'd be in cars without drivers. Literally five years ago, in 2020, we started to go cars without drivers. Is that a thing? And it now it's everywhere. Five years. So add 45 to that and think what the technology for Waymo is going to be. Flying cars. There's a lot of stuff that I think like, like around the house. I don't think we're going to have a need for microwave soon. I think we'll have a need for like the waste.
Brady Bogan
Like a different heating technology.
Brett Vesely
Probably something that'll just super zap. Or like your food can. Like you pull a string and inside, inside the case. It heats it up.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
You know one of those deals where it's just. It's more instantaneous. I always think, what's the next technology? Instant stuff. Like we're like, microwaves will feel like you used to have to cook something for a minute and a half. Now you just open it and it heats itself. Porn will be in your house.
Big Dick Toledo
It'll be a chip in your brain.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
Big Dick Toledo
Nice.
Brett Vesely
It'll be. Yeah, probably.
John Holmberg
I'm on the future.
Brett Vesely
Wait, what? Literally. Literally. Yuck.
John Holmberg
Pun intended.
Brett Vesely
The WNBA Will still be sucky 50 years from now because it will have only advanced the 50 years and stay behind the NBA for 50 years.
John Holmberg
Well, think about when they had like records and eight tracks and stuff. And then someday we're gonna have lasers playing our music on discs and then completely get rid of that altogether and it's over the airwaves.
Brett Vesely
Or glasses will be officially all gone. Yeah, they're almost gone now.
Big Dick Toledo
Well, Dr. Jay Schwartz was talking about they can put like a chip in the implantable lens and it can. It can, you know, maneuver.
Brett Vesely
It does already.
Big Dick Toledo
Like the bionicle.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Oh, I like that. Yeah. No, and I've seen a thing in the future that your lens replacements will be gradient. Oh, they'll be like sunglasses. Yeah.
Big Dick Toledo
That's weird.
Brett Vesely
Pretty awesome. Yeah. I don't know. There's a lot of technology now. We look at like computer mouses. Eventually we're going to be pointing at stuff.
Brady Bogan
Well, they were saying, I was watching a show the other day that they're. They're talking in their five. The one medical professional said, I think we're five years away from printing 3D. Printing organs for trans.
Brett Vesely
We can do it now. We just do it. They still.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, but he's like five years.
Brett Vesely
You name principal organs. Principal liver, kidney, pain, DIY surgeries probably.
Brady Bogan
Or just having the technology where you have the AI, the machine, something in.
Brett Vesely
There that'll, you know, nano every. Oh, the nano. One where they just went trump. Oh, the nano.
John Holmberg
And we go N word.
Brett Vesely
The N word. Brett's right. The N word. No, Brett, not that nano. When we go full nano. And Brady that. We're looking forward to it. Next five years, we're going to do the nano. Moonshot. Little tiny people that live in some your body. And they work like Mexicans, only legally. They're going to be inside.
Brady Bogan
They were going to curious Nana.
Brett Vesely
In fact, that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to shrink Mexicans. And they're already a small people. Shrink them down and make them nano.
Brady Bogan
They love you, yo.
Brett Vesely
They do. The Mexicans, the legal ones will love me. The bad guys, they don't like me. And I don't care because I don't like bad guys either. We're going to shrink down the Mexicans. We're going to put them in your body and they're going to get to work like you're a field of strawberries. And we're going to. Sorry. That got me made myself go there a little. Sorry, honey.
Big Dick Toledo
I shrunk the Mexicans.
Brett Vesely
Yep. We shrink the Mexicans. They call them little pequeno nanos. Pequena. And we release them into your body. And then we train them that. We train them to be doctors on your heart. And they go and they fix it. The Mexicans will fix it.
Brady Bogan
They say, build a wall around your heart.
Brett Vesely
I build a fortress around your heart. Sting sang about it a long time ago. Sting had a fortress around. Around your heart.
Brady Bogan
A new study found 13 is the minimum age kids should get their first smartphone.
Brett Vesely
How old?
Brady Bogan
Or be allowed 13 or be allowed on social media.
Brett Vesely
You can start trusting them around.
Brady Bogan
Any younger risks their future mental health.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
It's based on a survey of almost 2 million people. 2 million people?
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
And 164 different countries. Kids who got access to phones and social media before 13 are more likely to end up depressed, aggressive, emotionally unstable by their mid-20s.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. You got me thinking about that technology thing because I don't know what AI is going to do. Oh, I don't know.
John Holmberg
Do everything.
Brett Vesely
50 years. I know it is, but I mean, what in 50 years will it delete? And you know what's crazy? The crazy person in me says the next 50 years, the one technology that won't be necessary as us.
Big Dick Toledo
You mean humans?
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
John Holmberg
No. We won't be here anyway. I didn't get a matter.
Brett Vesely
I don't give a crap. But maybe we will with nano Nano. Make it live to be 200. I'm gonna do it naturally. Then I'm gonna make you. I'm in the W. I'm in the W.
Brady Bogan
Scientists from the University of Surrey in England. At a study, they installed sensors near hospital toilet and sink pipes to track the people's hand washing in the hospitals. Nearly half of the toilet users skipped the sink after flushing they found working in the hospital.
Brett Vesely
Come on. You should wash your hands before you pee.
Brady Bogan
They said they thought it would be. It wouldn't be that high. Especially after the COVID thing and it became really animal. Washington.
Brett Vesely
Josh has a good one. He says traditional TVs won't be boxes on walls. Holograms will be the next level. I don't even think holograms. I think we're gonna skip right over holograms. And with these meta glasses that I've got, I have a feeling that your TV is just gonna be your glasses frames and it'll be in front of you. Because everybody's already tried with the Google Glass. Yeah, but this will work.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Because everybody's already screen divorced from their families.
Big Dick Toledo
Yep.
Brett Vesely
And so if your Glasses are watching a shot show and it is just for you just be sitting on a couch or wherever you are in the house watching a TV show on your glasses. I have a feeling. And. And you know, maybe it won't be glasses by then, but that's the future. We're gonna not need walls for anything. Projection, everything.
Brady Bogan
Well, that whole construction of houses too, with the 3D printing.
Brett Vesely
Oh, that's to me that there goes.
Brady Bogan
You know, a lot of jobs too. It's manual labor.
Brett Vesely
I watched the show this with. God damn it, you got me in the. Neil. I watched the show this weekend where they about the advancements in archaeology or archeology, architecture, and they're like, take a look at 100 years ago. What a. What a house. How you built a house. And then 20 years after that, I was like, wow, the advancement. And today like the advancements are insane. And what buildings used to look like. And then now. And you know, we can do anything and we think it's just the end of it. And then.
Brady Bogan
Or you're trying to meet the two end pieces to match up.
Brett Vesely
That's where the old. You have to dovetail. Everything was hammered and nail. The machines were limited. And now it's like the. The speed and the amazement of like what you look at a building built in 1930 was bricks. And now it's. And then it became glass, which was unreal. What's the next material that we start?
Big Dick Toledo
Glass shell.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. What do we do? No. Cubes. And like it's. It's nuts.
Brady Bogan
In St. Petersburg, Florida, there's this exec from New York. He got arrested on Saturday after he got drunk at a rooftop bar, decided to pee off the side of it.
Brett Vesely
Oh, boy.
Brady Bogan
Matthew Days, his name. It's not clear if he was in town for work or pleasure, but he was partying. And according to the police report, he was at the rooftop bar the landing around 1:30am when he whipped it out, peed off the side, hit several people on the sidewalk. Walk below.
Brett Vesely
It's a danger of a rooftop bar.
John Holmberg
How many people you think peed off that rooftop bar at the Rio?
Big Dick Toledo
Oh, well, the good thing is I think there was a gap like, oh, I don't remember.
John Holmberg
I didn't look too far over.
Brett Vesely
That's no way to talk about his ex wife. She just had to go to the bathroom.
Big Dick Toledo
Just saying. Just saying.
John Holmberg
I'm staying out of that one.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
Big Dick Toledo
Be Switzerland.
Brett Vesely
Sorry, Racy. Brett's always called you the Gap, so that's you doing. Come on. Me and this Gap I used to be married to Jesus. Brit, we're outside.
Brady Bogan
I got two quick radio videos.
John Holmberg
All right, I got him. You want to start with the bulls or.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. All right.
Brady Bogan
Got a matador.
Brett Vesely
We in the W. Oh, different bulls. Okay.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Squaring up.
Brett Vesely
Oh, In a wheelchair where the bull.
Brady Bogan
Runs out of the stadium. So he's on his knees with his cape.
Brett Vesely
Is he on his knees, or is he just. Nano.
Brady Bogan
No, he's kneeling down.
John Holmberg
Nano.
Big Dick Toledo
He's not my.
Brett Vesely
Oh, I see. Oh, I'm looking. I thought he was facing us. Oh, the bull. The bull has no time for this.
Brady Bogan
Snagged him and he won the Hornets.
Brett Vesely
Yes. We'll get him, Bull.
Brady Bogan
Thanks for coming, everybody. Everybody. There's the show.
Brett Vesely
The champion. Show it again. Another one. I love it. He's sitting there right outside the gate. The gate opens, and the bull has no time for that jacket and blanket. He's flipping around. He just hits him square in the chest. James Harrison side.
Brady Bogan
He went to the wrong side.
Brett Vesely
It's just a clean James Harrison hit right to the chest, right between the eight and the zero. Oh. Oh, he just got tanked. Love it. Got no time for no matador. You're not brave. I like that Mexican poker bull stuff. I don't like when one dude stands out there and just kind of dodges a bull that doesn't even know he's in a fight and then starts stabbing him.
Brady Bogan
Last one's a little infected nail.
Brett Vesely
You've seen me do this before. He's pulling us. He's clipping the middle of his fingernail. Oh, worms, worms. He's got a worm living underneath his fingernail, and he clips the middle of it and he. Oh, worms, worms. Worms Shoot out from the middle of his fingernail. Oh, my.
Brady Bogan
Look at how soft it is.
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah, because it's been eaten up. All the worms. Worms everywhere. Worms.
Brady Bogan
That one.
Brett Vesely
Oh, that's. That's a new one. Oh, I haven't seen that yet. Whoops. This guy said the conversation reminds me an episode of Black Mirror where all the people had memory implants in their head and could watch stuff with no screen or anything. It would just flash in their heads. One of my favorite Black Mirror episodes when. Because it. You couldn't get away with anything, and I think a dude was. I don't remember if that's the episode or not. Where the guy was maybe having an affair and had to go back. And she. Because she could have access to his memories, they could download each other's memories into some stuff. Oh, it was Crazy cool. That's why it almost feels like that thing that happened at the Coldplay concerts. Like a black mirror episode. I still think if we don't knock it off, that guy's gonna kill himself. I can't imagine the amount of pressure on his shoulder. And I know he's a bad guy and all that other stuff, but there's an inordinate amount of heat on him for no reason at all. And his life's falling apart.
Big Dick Toledo
Kids.
Brett Vesely
Oh, his kids are like. That's the other thing you don't think about, like, all this stuff. Oh, he's a dick. He deserves it. Like, yeah, but his kids don't lay off. And I. It is like a black mirror episode. It's like, oh, we got caught. And then technology got him again. All right, Brett, what do you got?
John Holmberg
All right, here's some broad in the middle of the street with one of those bird scooters.
Brett Vesely
Oh, she's trying to learn how to ride the bird. She's. She's very afraid of it. She's standing a good two feet away, holding the handlebar. Oh, it falls down on its side. A guy. A man comes over, straightens it back up. Now she's on it. She's hot. She's wow. Right into a wall, like, immediately. 18ft is her record.
Brady Bogan
All smiles.
Brett Vesely
18Ft is her record. Yeah, she figured out how the go button worked, that the stop button had not been. Oh, she jumped the curb. Fantastic work, lady. Excellent. Welcome. Now we're going to Jurassic Jurassic Park. Oh, Laura Dern's peeking out of the Jeep. We're looking over the. I don't know.
Brady Bogan
Oh, there we go.
John Holmberg
They sent this one for Brady.
Brett Vesely
It's a crippled guy with just hands coming out of where his shoulders are. He's got legitimate T. Rex arms, and he's making the noise. That's great stuff. He's got a good sense of humor about that horrible handicap. The good thing about him is he can't hang himself or put a gun to his head because his hands are too far away. So he's gonna live like that forever unless he goes to the train tracks. That's my only suggestion. Cause they're not gonna see you putting your hands up to just try to stop the train.
John Holmberg
And there's fun at the Mexican rodeos.
Brett Vesely
Oh, they're doing that thing pulling behind a truck where the faster the truck goes, the faster they spin. Two people in two gaming chairs spinning as fast as one guy just falls out, smashing the side of a truck.
Brady Bogan
Quarter panel smash.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, we Better. We don't need this. Thank you very much, very much to the editors. All right, next one. It's a ccv CCTV overhead shot of a car that's bumped into a moped. Guy gets out of the driver's seat, or Patrick, he puts the guy in the bike and throws. Sort of just grabbed his head and threw him to the ground. And his head hit the ground so hard, he went. Went to bed. All right, just don't mess with people. Don't bring a bicycle to a car wreck. That's essentially the.
John Holmberg
I'll save that.
Brett Vesely
Oh, my God. Little teaser there. Next one, the lady, she's overweight and she's performing oral on a man. And. Well. And the skinny man in a wheelchair is performing oral on another one. It's. Stephen Hawking is having a fat lady blow him while he does. The only part of his body that's mobile, which is his tongue, is doing some work on a relatively attractive one. I wouldn't want to see the fat one blowing me either. That one's gross.
John Holmberg
Look at his arms, too.
Brett Vesely
Oh, there. He's got no hands. He's got. His wrists are all folded up.
Brady Bogan
That's good ink.
Brett Vesely
Oh, God. It's Stephen Hawking's body. Oh, he's incredibly crippled. Wow. This is. Oh, my God.
John Holmberg
Should we be watching?
Brett Vesely
No, we should just let this guy live. Now the hot one is down on it, and I'd like to watch her.
John Holmberg
Put a shirt on.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, but no, that's the good one, though.
John Holmberg
Is it? Okay.
Brett Vesely
Fat one climbed on his head and blocked the view. Yeah. Why is the pretty one wearing a shirt and the fat one is so open with her body? I mean, this dude's naked and he's a complete, complete corpse, and there's no reason for he should have a shirt on. Should have pants on, too, by the way. Not a terrible hog on this guy.
Big Dick Toledo
No, no. Comparatively, that's one good thing he's got going on.
Brett Vesely
I'm by hog, I mean his penis, not that actual fat girl. Jesus, she's huge.
John Holmberg
Yeah. All right, and then we'll end with. We'll end with the teaser I gave you.
Brett Vesely
Okay? It's a wide open B hole. Oh, there's balls resting underneath. Oh, my God, this thing is huge. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's. Oh, my God. It's the thing fisted. It's being punched. It's. Manny Pacquiao is working the back. What am I seeing? And I mean, dude, it's Mick Jagger's mouth with no teeth being Punched. What am I seeing? Stop it. How many punches does it take to get to the center of that guy? All right. And then country music. That's my worst. It's a fever drink in there. Thanks, Brett.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, man.
Brett Vesely
Yikes. All right. Good Christ. Oh, this one. Look at this. Dutch engineers have developed bricks that grow moss, purify the air, absorb CO2, and cool buildings. The future will be moss. There you go. Buildings.
Big Dick Toledo
Living, living buildings.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Oh, my God. That's probably true. But a guy says it'll probably eliminate women. Oh, says AI doesn't get rid of us, One gender will certainly be out. People born as women are done. As soon as they figure out how to create birth outside the human womb, they're done. Possibly. Right. Man. They're not trying to make new ways of making semen. They're pretty. They are trying to figure out how to. And it's women's fault. We need to figure out how to make babies for women who can't do it. Eventually, that technology is going to backfire and they'll just be able to make babies without you.
John Holmberg
Well, they ain't doing the W. You.
Brett Vesely
Don'T have to worry about any procreation in the W. Women born as men will take over. Kyle, that's an interesting approach, but you might be onto something. There's a ton of attempted technology to eliminate the woman from the birthing process. And I think if you asked most women, would you before that? They'd say yes, thinking, oh, I don't have to go through the pain and misery of pregnancy, but all of my stuff will still work. And they've perfected it. But what they've done is bounced you right out of the equation. Yep. So you better start getting better at storytelling. No more bulls and being fun money. And like, enough with the nagging. If you're gonna take the trash, you're.
Brady Bogan
Not gonna be able to stop the bulls.
Brett Vesely
If you're gonna take the. If you're gonna take the trash to the door, take it all the way. That test ends today.
Big Dick Toledo
Funny you mentioned it.
Brett Vesely
You got it.
Big Dick Toledo
Small bags outside the garage door.
Brett Vesely
You're gonna take it to the door.
Big Dick Toledo
Walk by him the whole weekend.
Brett Vesely
Why is it now my job to finish that up, walk it all the way out. Out. Never understood it. That one doesn't make any sense to me at all. I'll take the trash to here, but what are you, the dog in a Foghorn Leghorn commercial? You can't go past the line invisible. Now I understand it, but as far as I as Far as I've seen, men don't chain you to anything anymore, so you're allowed to wander anywhere you want.
John Holmberg
The good old days.
Brett Vesely
Oh, man. When it made sense when you saw trash by the door. I gotta go outside. She's not going out there. I don't get it, but, yeah, Josh or Kyle might be right. Ladies, keep it up. We're inventing sex robots, AI girls, all sorts. I don't see a whole lot of websites dedicated to the AI, Man. Maybe they're out there, but I don't think ladies are using them. Like, Larry sent me one yesterday. We had a beautiful lady sitting on top of a man's face, and then it glitched, and she got up and the dude's head turned upside down to where his mouth. And his mouth just wouldn't stop opening. I'm like, oh, that's. It's not perfect yet. The elimination of the lady in 50 years. Not a bad idea. There you go, everybody. That's your Brady Report. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Talking about dying technology a second ago. And Steve emails in and says, john, short story about dying technology in your industry. Well, that's a little cool. Close to home. We said, dying dead. Nuh. It says, been going to the Game Day Men's Health for TRT since May. I love it. And another win for listening to you guys. My wife loves it, too. And then he sent me a picture of a eggplant, which basically means Steve's dick works again. Thanks. Game Day says. Few weeks ago, I asked my injection tech why they only used to be open Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, but now it's Monday through Fridays, and it's Monday, mid-20s. And he said, we've been advertising on the radio and it blew us up. He said it's perfect for their target audience because kupd, the people who need this stuff, are the last generation that really go heavy on the radio and we need their service. He said he knows his car has radio stations, but he has no idea how to turn that on. And his little brother doesn't even know what a radio is. Says, I cannot wait for you guys to move to a more viable technology like podcasting so we can finally hear Bert's racism. That would be fun, but I don't think we're going to highlight. It is bigotry when we do tell. Take this to podcasting only. I Don't want to highlight Brett's racism. That'll be his own podcast, a spin off. I'll. I'll have. I'll have Brad be the ropers. I mean, yeah, you're going to be the downstairs neighbor. You're the Mr. Furley. If he were a Klansman down underneath us. And again, I repeat, Brett's not the racist. He laughs at you for almost being racist. That's his. That's what we've just in our five years of Brett. Which, by the way, this week will mark the fifth anniversary of Brett. Well, starting on Monday, the fifth anniversary of Brett. Make no bones about it, he's not the racist. But if you say anything that even tilts towards it or rhymes with it, he starts laughing like, you're gonna get in trouble. Like, he likes that your life is about to end because of the eggshells. And. And that isn't racism, but, boy, is it having fun with it. Your racism. Silver lining, my friend. You can't say anything. That's close. I. Look, the text I sent you yesterday, I couldn't have. Like, I know your emails are going to blow up, but just get it out of your system now, because there's no way we don't talk about Theo tomorrow. And I know already it is weird that you start talking about dying technology and stuff, and especially. And, you know, I'm not feeling isolated in that I talk to doctors. Like, we're uncomfortable lawyers. This is not a. This. There's no future for bankers. My buddy Mark's like, oh, yeah, no, this is. It's scary. Like, there's. It's a dying industry. The way it sits. It's crazy. We'll see. Yeah. The future is going to be a strange thing when it comes to, like, looking back because, I mean, it's fast in the last. I'm surprised the microwaves last as long as it has. Like, it's essentially the exact same size, makes a little less noise, probably technology a little more clean. But it's. For the most part, it's the same exact machine that it was when we started piling in our houses back in the 80s. The technology is less murderous or carcinoma, probably. I can't.
Brady Bogan
Well, I mean, they seem to trying to power things up. They're not using as much power, too. I mean, look what we've done with light bulbs.
Brett Vesely
Sure, sure. But I mean, still, it's essentially screwed into a hole in the ceiling and it's a light bulb. It's just a different kind.
John Holmberg
So now you're paying six bucks for a light bulb instead of a dollar.
Brett Vesely
Although. Yeah, that whole strip light thing has changed everything. The canned lights. You didn't have enough room because the roof was. They can just put tiny, tiny little it's.
Brady Bogan
And they're bright and a fraction of the gossip. The days of you still were probably that way. You turn the light off when you leave a room. Now a lot of people don't even turn the light off.
Brett Vesely
I've never been one of those.
Big Dick Toledo
They're called the teenagers.
Brett Vesely
Yep. And then they're called me too because I never. I always forget. I prefer dark.
Brady Bogan
Well, your parents would.
Brett Vesely
Would say something constantly. Oh, I leave the doors open in the summer for the dogs. I'm not getting up and down down all the time. Yeah. So I just and the airs on and I know it's dumb but my dad would have strangled me to death if I left the door racked. And. And I know, look, I should you close the door. But the backsliding door. Bus opens it anyway. He's figured it. Once you lose that battle to a dog, it's over. Bus. Bus's stupid little flat face and the door just slides open and it's like I can't even lock it. He's figured out the lock. So bus is getting in and out and we just leave it open. And then he goes outside and comes back. It's. It's dumb but what are you gonna do? That air. The air conditioner is going to be running the whole time anyway. It's not changing anything. And speaking of. And another one Brett has emailed in. Not you, Brett. And it says make sure everybody gives their furry friends extra cookies. Today our boy Cooper had to go. We rescue him from a cattle dog in Denver 15 years ago. A great run. This is going to be a rough day. Sent me a picture of an awesome looking dog. So another batch of cookies going to your dogs and a little hug for your furry friends in honor of Cooper. I do that as often as you guys send that over to us. Especially for a dog that made it 15 years. Nice job, Brett Pluger and family. You got a dog through 15 damn years that's getting it done. And what you're doing is sad today, but it's the best thing you can do. Brett said it best a lot. Long time ago. 15 years of amazing companionship in exchange 3 or 4 months of really tough grief. I'd take that. I'd take that deal all day long. Now before we move forward into hot releases and everything else real quick one. I think we've got a confession for the seal of the year. Shame. And I think we might be a Nathan Sutherland category here with shame. How bad this dude is now. He was arrested yesterday. A sinner comes before you and it was begged for forgiveness. Odd headline because you don't like seeing these words together at all. Former Phoenix Children's Hospital worker. We're off to a bad start.
John Holmberg
I saw this.
Brett Vesely
Accused of sexually exploiting minors hanging around the children's the weakest of the week. His name is Jadep Patel. Don't. They found him on some websites. The. The first initial thing I said that they found over 80,000 pornographic images and comments. So he was on a thing where you could. There's a. I forget what it's called. Kick. Is that the site it was. I don't remember said as a tech. It was a tech health technician at Phoenix Children's Hospital. Investigators investigation into Patel began when a series of tips were submitted online regarding social media profile that possesses children's sexual abuse materials. Csam. That's a thing. We're in a society that we had to shorten that. Investigators said that the tips came from the Internet service provider known for instant messaging on mobile profiles that include chat exchanges and the sharing of images and videos. So it's a whole underbelly of weirdos who are firing back and forth between each other. I like how I said that. Court documents also include transcripts of messages that Patel allegedly sent in. The contents of which were graphic. So there he was working the door over at Phoenix Children's Hospital. And when he'd go home dabbling in the world of child pornography. This man allegedly is. Has been doing this. He's accused of nine counts of sexual exploitation of a minor. That's not good. And they went in and found a bunch of stuff on his phone evidently. So he's going to end up having trouble with that. He's claiming he wasn't even on the site. And then people are like my son goes to that. I mean what did he do there? That's a pretty rough one. So we'd like to nominate Jadib Patel for the heel of the year. Nathan Sutherland. Frank Kelly and award for one of the worst. He is on the list. That's an. That's. He's high up on that one. That's shame. That's a bad one. Shame. But it did launch me into a new way of thinking. And we're on the topic of technology. There's the Jadips of the world and we're not doing a very good job if you ask me of slowing this down. I'm hearing about this as a guy who has to pay attention to current affairs and the ongoings of the nutbags that live amongst us. Technology has allowed us and an exit lane for weirdos in the form of AI. Should we question. Allow them anything they want on AI at all to stay away from the real people? Should there be an entire category for illegal fetish weirdos who are going to do it to your kid? I'm of the mind that that's not something you can fix. They are that.
Big Dick Toledo
I agree there.
Brett Vesely
But do we just have that to where you're like. And if anybody gets on it and gets caught, you're still in trouble. But you can't.
Brady Bogan
But the question is.
Brett Vesely
But it's not a real kid curtail. We're not. They're not. We're not curtailing it as it is. Whatever we're doing isn't working. We read about somebody doing this.
Big Dick Toledo
It just knocks him further underground.
Brett Vesely
They're doing it with shame or otherwise. I mean it's the ultimate shame. And people still do this. So AI gives the off ramp to the weirdos to go. We don't get it. But go live in this fantasy world over here and cage them up or do whatever when you catch them and then let them have it and never let. I. I'm. I'm a believer that that's the death penalty. Dabbling with the kids.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
I don't see how anybody gets a short sentence for that. I don't know how any. Like once you.
Brady Bogan
And is it. Can you prevent that or, you know, basically correct.
Brett Vesely
I'm not trying to correct you cannot. It can't be prevented. It can't be corrected. Somebody's got execution. Yeah. I don't disagree with that. But you get caught on it. But let's make it so AI has an entire thing we're not even monitoring. Go crazy man. And let them have at that. And maybe they will stop wanting to be around real kids because they have an outlet. I'm not saying I agree with what I'm talking about. I'm saying it's an option.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Because it's preventable.
John Holmberg
But then they could jump over the other side and say well now.
Brett Vesely
But they're doing that anyway.
John Holmberg
I know. But I'm just saying I don't think that's gonna.
Brett Vesely
You think it could be.
John Holmberg
It could be a gateway too.
Brett Vesely
Could be a gateway to people. Is there a gateway? I'm just gonna play devil's advocate. Is there a gateway for that guy? If he's already willing to dabble even in the weirdest parts of it, you know you're screwed. So he's already going to do it.
John Holmberg
Yeah, you're done.
Brett Vesely
Otherwise, I don't think there's a guy teetering. Maybe I should, maybe I shouldn't. With children, I don't think that exists. I don't think there's somebody that needs to be pushed over the edge. I think it's just going to happen. Like a guy who's got that going on. It's just going to happen. But now we have a technology that can satiate your every whim. Do we cater to that group or continue to ignore them, Let them live in the shadows and actually get real kids sometimes. Now be accessible to Phoenix Children's Hospital's kids. And it's not that. It's not the hospital's fault. They got rid of this guy anyway a while ago for whatever reason. He's.
Brady Bogan
Well, what I know the difference obviously is the AI and stuff, but what about the, the guy that is doing that and all he's doing it is to the images to begin with.
Brett Vesely
Right. But somebody, those images are someone.
Big Dick Toledo
Well, that's this guy too.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, but those images are someone not.
Brady Bogan
Actually physically touching kids.
Brett Vesely
Okay, but those images are someone, somebody is taking the picture. Somebody is, that's a real person.
Brady Bogan
I'm saying the difference of the AI image, you're still in essence, it's not.
Brett Vesely
A real person, but it's not somebody in a room against their will.
John Holmberg
The monster, you're feeding the monster, but.
Brett Vesely
You'Re feeding the monster. Either way. The monster exists with or without food.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah. The monster is living.
Brett Vesely
The monster exists with or without food. The bus stop is feeding the monster.
Brady Bogan
It's b, I, I, I feel in a way it may, it's like you're, you're basically giving them drugs.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I agree.
Brett Vesely
There's my argument though. I know you're giving them drugs by having children on the planet.
John Holmberg
I say straight to execution. I don't even like kids. But you mess with the kids.
Big Dick Toledo
John, I don't know if you remember of local teacher Morton Berger. Berger sentenced to 200 years for owning pictures of child porn. He's been in prison already for over 20 years.
Brady Bogan
Owning pictures, just owning pictures.
Brett Vesely
You should stay in there for the longest time. That's execution. If you have pictures of child porn like and you're hanging on to them and you've got multiples and you've interacted on the like that's. I'm with red. I'm like, you're done. Like there's no bringing you back. I don't want you back in society. You're done. And I'm fine for the death penalty, for the pedos. Got no issue with it.
Brady Bogan
I just don't see that working for them because even, even if it's the AI side of it, they're still gonna go outside. They still got to be in the real world.
Brett Vesely
They're gonna do that anyway.
John Holmberg
But they could look at pictures of that and then all of a sudden create AI them kids doing stuff and then they're going to imagination flaws. Want to do it. Yeah. I don't know.
Brett Vesely
But my argument. I understand again, my argument is they're going to do that anyway.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
So maybe it's the dumb argument I always hate with gun control. Maybe it saves one. Maybe one guy goes, this makes it so I can. Maybe one priest goes, I won't touch a kid because I can get this somewhere else and it's not actually hurting a priority person. So I can imagine they probably have wild guilt that goes along with these feelings until they act on it. So if you give them a little outlet, maybe it, maybe it calms them a little. I don't know.
Brady Bogan
So on the flip side, if you're saying, you know, you, you specifically said priests back in the day when.
Brett Vesely
Sure.
Brady Bogan
When this was happening.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Do you think those priests would have. If they had images instead of.
Brett Vesely
But you're talking about images are still feel bad. I know.
Brady Bogan
Like kids AI images for these priests. Do you think that would. Like you said, they're going to do it regardless. But they're still, I mean they're doing the grooming, they're doing, you know, maybe.
Brett Vesely
It stops all that here and there.
John Holmberg
That's like watching the news this morning, they said, well, he's been caught with a significant amount of child porn. One is significant.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
John Holmberg
It doesn't, it doesn't matter how many.
Brett Vesely
If I had child porn in my phone and I'd be like, oh, I'm just gonna get rid of that. Like if somebody sent to me, I'd immediately be like, okay, this ends now because I don't want go to jail for this. Like, so I have one. I'm telling everyone, like because at one time I had that link come through and I clicked on it and it was a kid standing there with no pants on and it was. My phone got hacked and it was like a 30 person thread of numbers. I didn't know. And for some reason I'm like, what is this? And I clicked and it was bad. Took my phone right to at&t. That day, it changed everything. I'm like, this is on there. You guys analyze it. I turned it in, it was over. I didn't want anything to do with it. Got no, knew everything. Six in the morning on a Sunday. It started to tell everybody I was going to kill myself too. It started to text people that I was leaving. Goodbye, it's been nice knowing you. And then the next thing you know was that, no, I'm, I'm, I'm. Look, we're all on the same page about we need to kill him. I'm. No, not like, you know, not take vigilante justice. You get caught in this thing, you go to jail. It's like the penalty if you get convicted of this is the death penalty. But now this AI thing makes it so incels. They've encouraged. Incels who they have a propensity to get a little angry and violent to use virtual reality. The more realistic it feels and the better it is, the more attention they get. Now there you could potentially be dealing with somebody you're not going to stop from in any capacity at all. But there has to be an answer. Yeah, there could be some. You know, and Bren Brexon, you know what, that's a very valid argument.
John Holmberg
There's no room in this society for you.
Brett Vesely
And then Guillermo says AI can do it, but FBI doesn't care. Bad images are bad images, but they do care in the eyes of the law. Because you know all those child predators on TV that were going to have sex with a 16 year old, none of them were arrested because the bait girl was actually 19. So when you go to court, they're like, he thought he was talking to a 16 year old. But in reality everything was, was on the up and up. Once it was all revealed, it was like, he didn't do anything wrong. She was 19 and none of those guys went to jail. In fact, NBC got in some legal heat because a couple of those dudes killed themselves for what essentially was the lawyer that came in and said they didn't do anything. You had a 19 year old girl pretending to be 16. They were interested. That's role play. She's legal, she's an adult, he's an adult. They can do whatever they want and it's gross. But that's the, in the eyes of the law, an AI picture isn't. You didn't do anything, John.
Big Dick Toledo
I know you're not underage. And this isn't really part of the conversation, but what if some weirdo out there had a whole file of you different stuff from when you've been out in public and was pleasuring himself to it. You by your theory, that's okay. And then he sees you in real life.
Brett Vesely
I didn't say it was okay. But if he's got pictures of me and he's stalking me, that's also illegal. I'm a real person person.
Big Dick Toledo
Right. That's the key in all this, is that real verses you give some sort.
Brett Vesely
Of weird cartoonish fantasy land. And if they get caught with it, you still get Brett's plan.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah. John, I don't have the full study on this, but here's a fact for you, okay? Dead pedophiles don't reoffend.
Brett Vesely
There you go. Society is making their vote heard. All right, boy. I'm just throwing spaghetti against the wall. See if it sticks.
John Holmberg
Non points out at the best bullet with an name on it.
Brett Vesely
Right. All right. Okay. Violence is the answer. And I'm with all of you. All right. Okay. Just trying to figure out what we can do with this AI to make it so have something that they get fed what they need because we're not going to stop them other. I just don't think that there's anything that, you know, we can do to make that go away. So at least give them something that isn't real.
Big Dick Toledo
John, there was a movie, I think Ice tea was in it where he was hunted on a game preserve. Yeah, let's do that. Release them within a fence and I have 24 hours to hunt. Hunt them down.
Brett Vesely
But you're talking about something awesome.
John Holmberg
Surviving the game.
Brett Vesely
They've already. They've already done something to a kid to be there.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah, that. Okay.
John Holmberg
So why waste time?
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
By your. By your plan, a kid has already been affected.
John Holmberg
It's true. I know, but he's not going to reoffend in the case.
Brett Vesely
No.
Brady Bogan
True. Children's hospital. He didn't have any interaction with the kids.
Brett Vesely
Well, I mean, he was at the Phoenix Children's Hospital.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, but he had the images. So what it's basically saying is maybe.
Brett Vesely
Catching kept him from digging.
Brady Bogan
That's what I'm saying. I mean in your AI thing. Yeah, like, because a lot of these guys are getting caught that might have never acted on anything, but they had the images.
Brett Vesely
Good. The images should still be illegal also. Yeah, but what would you rather have fake images or images of real kids somewhere.
Brady Bogan
But if they didn't have those images.
Brett Vesely
Gross.
Brady Bogan
Do you think they would like if. Would it. Would it be better if they weren't allowed to have. Have the images?
Brett Vesely
They're not allowed to have the images.
Brady Bogan
Well, I'm saying like they can't even have access to.
John Holmberg
I think if you're that screwed up, it doesn't matter if it's real or not. Fantasy and reality is one in the same to those idiots.
Brett Vesely
So that's my point is like at least we give them an opportunity to do it with no kids affected at all.
John Holmberg
But it could fire them up more.
Brett Vesely
They're fired up already.
John Holmberg
No, not necessarily.
Brett Vesely
See, I think, I don't think there's anybody just like kind of on the edge.
John Holmberg
Yeah. I don't just.
Brett Vesely
I think. And Brett, you know, you keep circling back and I don't have any argument solutions.
John Holmberg
Right.
Brett Vesely
I mean I see diminishing returns on my end. Brett seems to have the only true answer. That one ended that, didn't it? That was the end of that. Yeah, I got no beef.
John Holmberg
I know what you're saying but it's just, it's just I don't think you're going to stop those people regardless.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. And that's kind of. And then we're on the same argument though. It's just like we're not going to stop them. But wouldn't it be better if they had.
John Holmberg
They'll only offend no kids.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, well. And well, if they get caught. Gotta catch them.
Big Dick Toledo
Can't we just make pedophiles scared of the wood chipper again?
John Holmberg
God, you know wrong with that either.
Brett Vesely
I don't think the punishment's severe enough. I don't think killing them is enough. I think the wood chipper is a nice idea. But yeah. I don't, I don't. I think that one's awful. Like, like with murder there's crime of passion. There's degrees of it. There's, you know, with, with this. It's what there's no like oh, he made a mistake. It's no, I won't do it again. Right. Yes you will. You. You did it like you. That's it. There's no turning around. I'm not friends with anybody that says oh, I used to be a pedophile. It's. It's. You still are. You're all alcoholics are less like day to day than you John to care.
Big Dick Toledo
It's not, it's not right adjacent of it. But. But does porn still stop rapes? No. So by. If the rapist was just Needing a fix. Shouldn't watching porn cure him of wanting to rape?
Brett Vesely
There have been studies that porn has calmed some people down who have aggressive. But to what degree? Yeah, I'm not saying it's a cure all, and I'm certainly not defending their behavior. I'm just saying is there an avenue we can go down to say at the very least, no kids were actually in those images?
Brady Bogan
Just disturbing.
Brett Vesely
It's awful, but they're out there.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Brett, I think you're the bris the winner of debate a today. And do we help? Do we help society? I'm all for killing them, but if we kill them, that means they've already done something.
John Holmberg
Yeah, well, again, they won't reoffend.
Brett Vesely
That's true. There's no recidivism in Brett's world. One and done. All right. Well, this has been a heady topic. Very. You know, it's a. It's a tough one to get through. You know, a lot of you go.
John Holmberg
One step further to you even allow you give the parents a choice if they want to do it or not.
Brett Vesely
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Big Dick Toledo
Waiting for my screen to activate. So go ahead and go. Start with Brett.
Brett Vesely
Bert. Release me.
John Holmberg
All right.
Brett Vesely
It's Snoop Dogg day, isn't it?
John Holmberg
I don't know, is it?
Brett Vesely
I thought he had his new album out this week.
Big Dick Toledo
I think it might be right.
John Holmberg
I think I played it, some of it. Last week or the week.
Brett Vesely
Oh, I think you're right. You're right, you're right. And they're giving away raising canes.
Brady Bogan
The creator.
Brett Vesely
You go to raising canes. I mean, Brett, Brad, it's in the commercial. Snoop's in it. What's up, fam? Come on down, get my new album released and get yourself some cane sauce. You haven't seen the commercial.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I have.
Brett Vesely
He's in the laughing and he's pouring cane sauce on people on the ground around like Snoopy claws.
John Holmberg
All right, how about we start with Alice Cooper?
Brett Vesely
Let's keep talking about Cooper Group. The OG Yeah.
John Holmberg
He brought all the other guys back.
Brett Vesely
The wild ones. This is the guys from the 70s. Yeah. Instead of his son, he fired his son. Thought his son was playing in the. Oh.
Big Dick Toledo
Much less Alice.
Brett Vesely
So far this is fun. So far we are the Crashing through the night. Living in the shadows, Hidden from the light. Revving up our engines, sharpening our claws. Cuz, baby, when you're hungry, the jungle is long. You know why I don't like old men rocking? Why like this old? Cuz they're singing about stuff they can't do that with. The wild one just dawned on me. No, it's like when I'm hungry and my claws are out. Like. Yeah. Trim your nails, grandpa. You're done. This is over. I don't want to hear you pursuing women, saying the word, baby. Say that I'm running with the wild ones. When I can. I can walk faster than you. Yeah, but he's 80.
Brady Bogan
It created this. Came up with a song.
Brett Vesely
What do you mean?
Big Dick Toledo
I mean, you think that's an old.
Brady Bogan
That song years ago, when you're younger. You don't know that he's performing that song.
Brett Vesely
Is that a new one?
Brady Bogan
That's just.
Big Dick Toledo
They probably wrote it last week.
John Holmberg
Got back together.
Brett Vesely
That's A brand new release there.
Brady Bogan
Oh, I thought that was just a back together reunion.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I mean I'm with you on the fact that it's dated, it sounds old, but I don't like. And even then I don't want to watch an old man singing about. You know, when Kiss does Christine singing about banging a 16 year old girl.
Brady Bogan
Which they don't.
Brett Vesely
No, they can't. Because they all know deep down this isn't. No, we would do it, Brady, but it's frowned upon. So I just. It just dawned on me when he said the word baby, baby, you know. No, no, no, no, no Grandpa, no, no, no, no. You can't get a heart on. You're not a wild one. We're not running with you. We're maybe slowly I'll give you sashaying Ambling, ambling. We're ambling along.
John Holmberg
Square dancing along.
Brett Vesely
We're taking a break, we're having a seat.
Brady Bogan
So work on the lyrics a little bit more. You know. Cuz the music.
Brett Vesely
Sing what you know is what it is. Don't pander to me. Don't do what Metallica did and say we're a garage band again. No you're not. Sing. My back is killing me and I need to sit down. Why are all these kids just racing around?
Big Dick Toledo
I have a hard time singing for two hours straight.
Brett Vesely
What does this button do? How does the computer work?
Brady Bogan
I'm one fall away.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, yeah, yeah. My hips are still, still intact. So don't be a jerk. Walk me to the ice cream store. I get 50% off cuz I'm 93.
John Holmberg
I hit my Medalert button.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I've fallen in. I can't get up. I want to hear about things.
John Holmberg
It's in the Jello.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's in the Jello, baby. Feed me that Jello. I'll take that. Give me some of that. Love Jello. Prunes and tunes.
Big Dick Toledo
Love Jello.
Brett Vesely
Love Jello is a decent man. Yeah, yeah, I like that. I just don't like seeing Alice Cooper and his old man friends saying the word baby. Run with the wild ones. Like you'd laugh if that went by you. It's inauthentic.
John Holmberg
Well, how about enough's enough.
Big Dick Toledo
Oh, Chip is back.
John Holmberg
Speaking of old.
Brett Vesely
These dudes crush it. They're old. I don't like that they still dress up, putting on the costumes they still wear. Well, the drummer does.
John Holmberg
The drummer. The only one.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Stop with the scarves and the big hats, Chip. And yeah, you got stripper poles. You're too old for this.
Big Dick Toledo
Still working on the harmonies.
Brett Vesely
Their last album was good. Okay, John, I'm not kidding. This is not.
Brady Bogan
Is he older than Alice?
Brett Vesely
He doesn't look good.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I think I'll take Alice over that.
Brett Vesely
If this was a. If they were getting in the cage together, I'd be like, that's a draw, Chip. Zenuff doesn't look healthy.
John Holmberg
No. How about honeymoon? Sweet.
Big Dick Toledo
Oh, man. Speaking of old school, I got a new girl now.
John Holmberg
Yeah, this is I fly. Where'd they get the money for special effects?
Brett Vesely
And that's another thing. When guys run out of ideas in music, their lyrics all rhyme with the word fly. Fly, high, sky. Try. I don't remember Honeymoon.
John Holmberg
I got a new girl now.
Brett Vesely
Toledo called it.
Big Dick Toledo
Feel it again.
Brett Vesely
Was there other one? I don't even remember. I got a new girl now.
John Holmberg
If I played it, you'd be like, yeah, all right. I remember it.
Big Dick Toledo
This is a soundtrack song.
John Holmberg
The one thing I give these guys is their old asses aren't up there. It's like, okay, cool, watch something else.
Brett Vesely
And they're singing about being angels. And they're coming. They know that's close. All right.
Brady Bogan
A four on the graph. It's red.
John Holmberg
What's that back fourth?
Brady Bogan
It's repeating.
Big Dick Toledo
Hey, I can, you know, prompt AI to make me a video too.
John Holmberg
It's better than looking Chip arguing it.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah, absolutely.
Brett Vesely
Give me animation or cave drawings or whatever they're used to, but not them.
John Holmberg
Madonna's doing a remix album. This is gone, gone, gone. The Veronica electronica 40 year old picture of her.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, that's AI Madonna, Petra song. That's not her now, is it? No, no, no, no, no.
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah, that's her.
John Holmberg
I think it's a remix album.
Brett Vesely
Didn't look terrible. If that's her, that's definitely her.
John Holmberg
That's not.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, but that's not.
John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah.
Brett Vesely
All right, all right, here, I'll.
John Holmberg
I'll. I'll douche your brain a little bit. New video from dua.
Big Dick Toledo
Douche your brain do.
Brett Vesely
It's got a new video. Is that her with a bob? I haven't seen Dua with a bob yet. Gulp out. I don't know.
John Holmberg
It's a new video, just came out. Yeah, 13 days ago. I had. I had to clean the pallet for John.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, you did.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
You did. Yeah. Why is the camera so far away? There we go.
Brady Bogan
Did you go to the show here?
Brett Vesely
Was she here recently? No, it was one in Vegas. All right. She looks great with the bop. Yes, she does. I want to shave her head and shade her in my basement. Hey. Oops. Was that out loud?
Big Dick Toledo
Maybe it'll give you some air.
Brett Vesely
Oh, wait, I'm not done yet.
John Holmberg
Oh. Anymore?
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Except she can't.
Big Dick Toledo
She's been working on it.
Brett Vesely
I hope so. I got a lot of work to do.
John Holmberg
Sounds like chain smokers.
Brett Vesely
Just don't say anything possibly negative.
Big Dick Toledo
Looks like a Volvo ad. Or a Jaguar.
Brett Vesely
Possibly. I think she does Jag ads, by the way. Mmm.
John Holmberg
Ariana Grande. This is close to perfect.
Brett Vesely
Somebody gotta get her a sandwich. She was. She was cooking right along when Pete Davidson was giving it to her. And then. I don't think she's had anything. I don't think she's had anything to eat since.
John Holmberg
She put a little bit more on. I think.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, this one looks. She looks thick again. More thicker. She's wandering around with that bald lady from Wicked. Two of them look like they absolutely needed a sandal. Soon there would be flies all around them and like somebody raising money. Money for unicef.
John Holmberg
This one, I don't know. This is Love Cat. Vicious. Delicious. I think she is.
Brett Vesely
I think she's old enough name.
Big Dick Toledo
Is she thick or is it just me?
Brett Vesely
I can't tell. I'm wondering how. Same thing.
Brady Bogan
She's looking like mid-30s.
Brett Vesely
She's got the fat girl face, so she's currently in good shape.
John Holmberg
But his eyes are.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, that's not going the right way. Of course.
Big Dick Toledo
It's helping.
Brett Vesely
Kicked out of your house. Kicked in the face. But you peg Bundy to her. All right. I don't want to walk her. Dance anymore.
Big Dick Toledo
Love Cat.
Brett Vesely
She's not good enough to be that elusive.
John Holmberg
How about the Fender Twins?
Brett Vesely
Do you like what Tate McCrae did?
Big Dick Toledo
I like that right there.
Brett Vesely
Oh, Jesus. Chicks in a junkyard just in cheerleader outfits, spreading their legs.
John Holmberg
My junks out, too.
Brett Vesely
This is a junkyard, man. Take me to that junkyard. This is. These two are the biggest stars in the world if they do it right. They're not even lip syncing the song. They're like, we don't care. Just rolling around in dirt.
John Holmberg
I didn't even notice that.
Big Dick Toledo
Not even trying.
Brett Vesely
They're not even putting an effort into learning the words of their own stuff. Good God. It's just two girls on an old wheel.
Big Dick Toledo
Drive the tires and rub your.
Brett Vesely
Rubbing their legs. Their boobs. I would watch this. Good Lord, I'm glad I'm not a teenager now. I would explode. Now they're just near a motorcycle and still rubbing their cans.
Brady Bogan
Wrote a calendar.
Brett Vesely
I don't think they know they're on video. I think.
Big Dick Toledo
She have a tattoo of your star on her shoulder?
John Holmberg
I think so.
Brett Vesely
Not my star. Belongs to all the people. Her skirt doesn't fit at all. Oh, my God.
Big Dick Toledo
No, it does not.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Are they the actual performers?
John Holmberg
I have no idea.
Brett Vesely
Of course they are. These two don't even care.
Brady Bogan
I don't think they're the talent.
Brett Vesely
At least lip sync the song. Oh, my God. What is it? The Scissor Sisters.
John Holmberg
Oh.
Brett Vesely
Defender Twins. The Fender Twins.
Big Dick Toledo
Close enough.
Brett Vesely
Good sweet Jesus.
John Holmberg
Let's jump over to. Let's go to an AI song. Venus McKnight. It's too big for my mouth.
Brett Vesely
God, I love AI. Go ahead. It's Too Big for My mouth by Phoenix McKnight. Your walk in the room just seems to sway my lips apart Got no words to say I daydream about the taste, the shape but every time my jaw escapes oh, my gosh.
Brady Bogan
It's not my fault you built this.
Brett Vesely
Wide Like God was showing off inside. I chew my pillow, bite my thumb One taste, I might be out of breath it's too big for my mouth but my jaw calls it quits I drool asleep I gasp away not my fault your stallion just as glorious Some feasts defy my size. Excellent work. It's too big for my mouth. There. You may have actually dated Venus McKnight at one point. Point. She's a beautiful. AI lady. I was going to say. I think she's.
Brady Bogan
I think you can make one of those apps.
Brett Vesely
You can make her do things, Larry.
John Holmberg
And that brings us to N word or F word, the game that is sweeping the nation today. We have Warren G. This dj.
Brett Vesely
Mount up.
Big Dick Toledo
It's you.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Warren G. Friendly. N word. Okay. All right.
Big Dick Toledo
I gotta go. Not so friendly. N word. Maybe not fully angry, but not friendly.
Brett Vesely
This is a tough one.
John Holmberg
All right.
Brett Vesely
Warren's so kind of nice, at least.
Brady Bogan
Friendly, friendly. N word.
Big Dick Toledo
No, he's got that.
Brett Vesely
You got friendly. I got friendly. He's got not so friendly.
Brady Bogan
Not so friendly. And I can have extreme unfriendly.
Brett Vesely
I don't know what you're doing.
Brady Bogan
I'll go F word.
Brett Vesely
Okay, okay, here we go. Here we go. Now. What the I do? Brady wins the big F word. A big nice F words. Meaty, right in the middle. Well done. I just want more of that. The AI lady.
Brady Bogan
The Fender twins.
Brett Vesely
Oh, the Fender. And the Fender Sisters or whatever.
John Holmberg
Let's see if they got anything else, too.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, see what other. See what's in their catalog. Brett, do they have a best of yet. I think that one song is it. But it's perfect.
Brady Bogan
You can put them in a cage in a concert, like I do.
Brett Vesely
You know the things I used to have to do to try to find stuff to arouse me. Get on VHS and watch a commercial with Sofia Vergara in it when I was 7. 17 years old and she was too.
Big Dick Toledo
Smeared pages.
Brett Vesely
That's how weird society was. Sophia Vergara was in a Pepsi ad when she was 17 where she took her top off and ran across the beach with her ass out. Trust me, I know that. Oh yeah. If I was 16, 17 now. Oh, I. I'd look like I just crawled out of Auschwitz. I'd be. I wouldn't. I would be. I would be amazing beyond belief.
Big Dick Toledo
What's her name? All I do is Madison Beer.
Brett Vesely
Can't even imagine. That's before you even start going down the porn route. Right? The Fenders Twins. That would be a day's worth of activities for me that lost a lost day. I'm so glad I didn't grow up in this generation. I would be. I'd pulled it off. I'd have pulled it off. Dad, did you pull it off again? Come on. I don't think we should have the Internet in the house. All right.
Big Dick Toledo
I don't have a lot for games. Killing Floor 3 is out on all platforms.
Brett Vesely
That's what I was thinking. I don't know, some Japanese guy throwing grenades. All right, that looks good.
Big Dick Toledo
It's a shoot em up. Game on. Hulu. Is Washington black? It's a based on a book, a novel globe spanning coming of age story. It's split between two, two timelines with the first following young George Washington, wash black, as he escapes enslavement in Barbados and travels the world with the plantation's own plantation owner's brother. Titch Series also jumps ahead to find an older Washington, just name only, living in Nova Scotia where he's mentored by the town leader, a black refugee with his own traumatic past. Yeah, so just black Washington, not a.
Brett Vesely
Retelling of Washington black. Yes, but it's not if Washington was black. Okay? Do you understand? It's coincidental. It is time to fly. I gotta tell you, I don't understand anything you said. Now we're in a hot air balloon watching dolphins. I feel like I smoked something. Next.
Big Dick Toledo
It's a little bit of a hack. And this is the one you've been waiting for, John. Happy Gilmore 2 is out Friday.
Brett Vesely
Hey J. Go to your golf movie. Spongebob. What is that?
Brady Bogan
What's with the beaver teeth?
Brett Vesely
I haven't sworn a cub in years. I'm a little intimidated. All these guys. Hit it, big nut. I don't know where to start. Come on, brother. Grip it and rip it. I guess I need to update my happy place to something a little more age appropriate. Why? You see Clint Eastwood now.
John Holmberg
You couldn't buy a New Jersey in all these years.
Brett Vesely
Come on.
John Holmberg
Who's a hot broad going to score this time?
Big Dick Toledo
That's still Julie Bowen.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. How is it? Okay. She held on. She still looks good. Mr. Gilmore. Holy. Here's a sign. Here's a sign. Terrible. Here's a sign. It's terrible. The promo for the entire movie doesn't include any lines. It's a comedy.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Oh, he's worthless.
Big Dick Toledo
That's really it. And then the last one is in theaters Friday is the Fantastic Four First.
Brett Vesely
Steps, which, by the way, has never once made a fantastic movie. They've done it four times and all four are less than fantastic.
Big Dick Toledo
And I'm sure this one.
Brett Vesely
But Pedro Pascal's in it, so everybody's interested. I love you, Johnny. He's on fire. The thing. Hey, what time is it?
Big Dick Toledo
That's not really something.
Brett Vesely
I said. It's Clovering time. That's just in the cartoon. I'm not interested that one either.
Big Dick Toledo
So that's it. That's how it's out.
Brett Vesely
All right. There you go. Those your hot releases. And the Scissor Twins are the ones I like the most. Defender Girls, what was it?
Brady Bogan
Fender.
Brett Vesely
Fender Twins.
Brady Bogan
Form of.
Brett Vesely
Activate. Form of.
Brady Bogan
Whoops.
Brett Vesely
Boner. You guys did it.
Big Dick Toledo
Pulled it off.
Brett Vesely
Never seen a video that's just more like Just stare at my ass. I'm not even gonna lip sync the song.
John Holmberg
You know, It's. It's this record label, apparently, because. Here's another one from that label.
Brett Vesely
Caps Clock.
John Holmberg
That's who this.
Big Dick Toledo
Excuse me, what did you say?
Brett Vesely
Caps Clock. That's her name. When she's just in a thong feeling her boobs while the song plays. She's not lip syncing either. Yeah. Do they have any artists or is it just.
John Holmberg
I don't know if it's just like. They just get hot chicks to do their.
Brett Vesely
I don't know. I'm all for this new form of entertainment. Holy smokes. The cans on Cap's clock. So that's not really the person singing.
John Holmberg
I don't know. Because here's like all the videos from that label there.
Brett Vesely
And they're all girls dancing to the song.
Big Dick Toledo
They've Hit on a theme.
Brett Vesely
Boy, have they. And how have we not found.
John Holmberg
Everything?
Brett Vesely
Thanks a lot, Bird. Oh, my God, it's another one. Amazing brunette by a pool and laundry room. Ray. All right, I'm going to. What? What do I search for this?
John Holmberg
ADAPA Music. D, A, P, A.
Brady Bogan
They sell a box set?
John Holmberg
I don't know.
Brett Vesely
Are the women AI?
John Holmberg
I don't know.
Brett Vesely
They look remarkably perfect when they move around. Oh, wow. God, I hate the future. I just don't know what's real. I think that's an AI lady time.
John Holmberg
All right, I got more.
Brett Vesely
We'll watch them off here. Okay. Napa, Napa. What am I doing?
John Holmberg
Da, da, da. This one.
Brett Vesely
That's okay. I will. Oh, my God. All right, there you go. There's your hot releases. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? All right, let's get this going, shall we? It's time for the entertainment drill. It is 10 o' clock, and that means we're getting out of here in seconds. Getting texts from people all day. Supposed to go to the Diamondback Suite tomorrow as a company. Go watch the game and we're gonna party, man. Well, the organization of everything is just insane. Who needs parking? Pass. I'm getting emails. I got asked personally. I got a lot going on. It's very nice, though. So if you're going to the game tomorrow, we'll look down on you from our sleep. You can't be. You can't get where we are. You're not allowed up there. Some of you will find it. And we'll have you removed.
John Holmberg
Hello, peasants.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, exactly. That's what we're. Hey, fans. It's time for Brady to entertain us all. It's brought to you by our friends, react defense.com, the home of tactical black. Which just dawned on me that if I'm going to that game tomorrow, I'm not going to be able to make it in there again tomorrow. Damn it. I've missed the last few times. And it's the suckiest part of getting a busy life is trying to find time to get in there and do the thing these guys have. They're at it from 8 in the morning until 10 at night. They're always there. Their schedule is to keep. Keep it going. So if you're like me and you're like Jesus, my time. I just realized I'm not going to be able to make it Tomorrow because of this game and all the stuff that I. Well, you know what? Pick another time during the day because they got classes all the time. They've got all sorts of stuff. It's on. It's very convenient, I'll tell you that. They've got everything offered to you. Cardio, they've got self defense, they've got, you know, the bag class is unbelievable. Teach you how to punch, kick maneuver, footwork, all that stuff. You're getting great shape while you do it. And you don't have to have any skills coming in at all. You can be completely, completely like. You could just land here from another planet and say, I've got nothing. I'm a lump of nothing. And you go in there and that starts you. And you. By the end of that class, you'd be like, okay, I got a little something. What else can I add to this? Every time you go, you will add something to your arsenal, and that's the best part about it. While you're getting in great shape, you'll look good, you'll feel good, you'll be good. Sheepdog. That's what they're looking for. No more sheep. Brickdefense.com it's the home of Tactical Black 80 Entertainment.
Brady Bogan
In a new poll about Kiss cams, 11% of people say they love the Kiss cam. 26% like him, 19 dislike, 9% hate the Kiss king.
Brett Vesely
Is there a Cutler option on that? The don't care. Yeah, it's the dumbest thing in the world when you think about it. The kiss cam, the muscle cam's worse smile came. Is my least favorite.
Brady Bogan
Well, now you know. Cheaters want to steer clear of any Coldplay shows, but Liam Gallagher.
Brett Vesely
Hold on. Coldplay didn't, like, initiate the idea of let's expose cheating. Like, that wasn't a thing.
Brady Bogan
This is according from Liam from Oasis.
Brett Vesely
Okay.
Brady Bogan
He says we're quite the other way. Don't worry, you can come to our place. You can bang away. He goes, I don't mind her. Who you're effing with. Mingling with, tingling with.
Brett Vesely
None of my business.
Brady Bogan
Fingering with. Yeah, none of my business.
Brett Vesely
Essentially what he's saying is you can bring your wife, you can bring your girlfriend. I might them.
Brady Bogan
And they went right into Slide Away.
Brett Vesely
That's. Have you seen the crowds for the Oasis stuff in England right now? Did you see the footage of that first night? Oh, my God.
Brady Bogan
Mariah Carey announced her 16th album. Here for it all is its title. I know you're fired up about that title.
Brett Vesely
Just Go away. I don't mind Mariah. I just don't.
John Holmberg
I'm done.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, there's nothing she's going to bring to the party.
John Holmberg
Nobody's going to care.
Brett Vesely
Keep doing that squeaky seven octave thing. I'm fine. Whatever. I've gotten what I need from her.
Brady Bogan
Basically, the upcoming Hulu dating show.
Brett Vesely
We have mined Mariah as it is.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Are you my first?
Brett Vesely
Ew. Virgins.
Brady Bogan
Yep.
Brett Vesely
They have to prove that.
Brady Bogan
Virgins looking for love.
Brett Vesely
Nerds.
Brady Bogan
The hottest group of virgins ever assembled. We skip search for intimacy, love. And maybe they're first in a tropical paradise.
Brett Vesely
Let's get Thriller on the tropical paradise. Be walking around like a busted flamingo. Thriller would be awesome on Flamingo.
Brady Bogan
Oh, chick magnet.
Brett Vesely
Thriller would get on one of those shows just based on the idea that he's not 100% correct. He's a little broken. So we put Thriller on there with his limp and his weirdness and I mean, if they said, no, we don't want you on tv, they'd be, I think, racist, but I not sure what words fit there.
John Holmberg
Hey, Dale said no to als.
Brett Vesely
Matt, that's a good point.
John Holmberg
I don't mean nothing.
Brett Vesely
I'm just saying he did.
Brady Bogan
No hesitation.
John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah. He had no problem.
Brett Vesely
He wanted him out the first.
John Holmberg
I know.
Brett Vesely
Dale. I can't stand looking at that guy. He's sick and I'm going to throw up. Yanny, please.
Brady Bogan
That was all because of the handler.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. No, Cuz said that he was ugly, which he should be used to hearing.
Brady Bogan
Tool just announced they're doing a December 19th concert in Honolulu. I haven't been to Hawaii in 15 years. So if you want to have a little Christmas vacation and catch Tool man in Hawaii.
Brett Vesely
My indoctrination to Hawaii was my cab ride from the airport in Kona to my room 20 years ago this year, 2005, when we ran the marathon out there. And I get in the cab and the dude, just as loud as he can turn his radio up in the cab, it's Tool. And he just starts smoking this foot long joint. You smoke, you partake, bruh. What? I can't hear you. Oh, no, I'm good. I'm good. Smoking the biggest, fattest Cheech and Chong joining I've ever seen. Driving me in the dark of night across a lava field. You've been Hawaii before, bro. Just pay attention to the road, please. Crazy.
Brady Bogan
You're good, Holly.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, you're good, Holly. Drop you off right here, Bob. It's the middle of. No, no, don't drop me off here. I don't know where I am.
John Holmberg
Oh, you're fine.
Brett Vesely
Let me just turn it up. It was Doobie's Cab. It was the loudest stereo I've ever been a cab. That's it. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a fantastic Tuesday, and we'll see you tomorrow. Right here in the morning. S. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: Tuesday, July 22, 2025 Host: John Holmberg Co-Hosts: Brett Vesely, Brady Bogan, and Big Dick Toledo
John Holmberg kicks off the show with light-hearted banter about Big Dick Toledo's birthday celebrations, sharing humorous stories about embarrassing photos and their reactions. The conversation touches on themes of friendship and personal quirks, setting a playful tone for the episode.
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The hosts delve into a viral video featuring WNBA players attempting to gain entry into a club post-All-Star game. Brett Vesely expresses strong disdain for the players' behavior, criticizing their attitude and appearance. They discuss the broader implications for the WNBA's reputation and fan perception.
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The hosts share the heartbreaking news of Theo's passing, reflecting on his role as Cliff Huxtable's son from the beloved TV show "The Cosby Show." They reminisce about their childhood memories and the impact Theo had on them, expressing shock and sorrow over his untimely death.
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A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the hosts lamenting the current state of the radio industry. They discuss how radio stations have become risk-averse, focusing solely on mainstream hits and neglecting to promote new or emerging artists. Brett Vesely highlights the frustration of trying to introduce new bands like The Messenger Birds, only to face indifference from radio executives.
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Interspersed with main topics, the hosts share various personal stories and engage in humorous, albeit controversial, rants about relationships. Topics range from partners leaving for "bowl parties" to the challenges of maintaining personal relationships amidst chaotic lifestyles.
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The hosts transition into a broader discussion about the advancements in technology and artificial intelligence, contemplating how these changes might render certain technologies obsolete in the next 50 years. Brett Vesely and Brady Bogan debate the potential societal impacts, including concerns about AI facilitating harmful behaviors and the evolution of everyday gadgets.
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In the latter part of the episode, the conversation takes a dark turn as the hosts discuss serious issues like child exploitation and the role of AI in potentially mitigating or exacerbating such problems. Brett Vesely expresses extreme viewpoints on punishment for offenders, advocating for harsh penalties, while debating the effectiveness of AI as a preventive tool.
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Note: The discussion involves sensitive and potentially offensive content related to child exploitation. The hosts' viewpoints do not reflect ethical or legal standards and serve purely as a reflection of the podcast's content.
The episode features various entertainment segments, including discussions about upcoming movies, music releases, and humorous takes on popular culture. The hosts interact with listener emails, share funny anecdotes, and continue their banter with jokes and playful mockery.
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As the show wraps up, the hosts continue their light-hearted and often irreverent banter, touching on topics like AI-generated music videos and upcoming concerts. They maintain their humorous tone, engaging listeners with playful jokes and sign-offs.
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This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of comedic banter, personal anecdotes, and critical discussions on societal issues like the state of the radio industry and the implications of advancing technology. While the hosts maintain an entertaining and humorous tone, they also delve into more serious and controversial topics, reflecting their unique perspectives and engaging listeners with a mix of humor and candid commentary.
Disclaimer: The podcast contains discussions and viewpoints that may be offensive or insensitive to some audiences. Listener discretion is advised.