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Host 1
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John Holberg
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Producer
You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.
John Holberg
What the hell is wrong with you? We're off and running on a Tuesday with some of that beautiful hot releasing that we like to do. It's time for your hot releases and it's brought to you by our friends@newacunit.com if you got to get in on this thing, right now is a good time. Larry just had his replaced while he was out of town. How about that? Came home to a beautiful new setup system and bang bang bang it was done. He's got some ice cold air flowing through his house's veins and you can too without any worry. And you know when you get a new AC unit, I can tell you from experience, my old one, it's getting the job done. But the bill dropped about $180 after the new efficient boys came in. And like I said, I'm an idiot. I have my windows and doors or my doors open on my windows. My doors open for my dog. So mine's churning hard. So my 20 year lifespan, I might get seven or eight years out of this thing tops. And you're the same way you're in Arizona. Your AC unit doesn't live like it should in other places. If you got one that's over 10 years old, start thinking about it and do it the right way. Save thousands, save time. Buy online new ac unit.com Toledo release me.
Producer
Waiting for my screen to activate. So go ahead and go. Start with Brett.
John Holberg
Bert. Release me.
Host 1
All right.
John Holberg
It's Snoop Dogg day, isn't it?
Host 1
I don't know. Is it?
John Holberg
I thought he had his new album out this week.
Producer
I think he might be right.
Host 1
I think I played some of it last week or the week.
John Holberg
Oh, I think you're right. You're right. You're right. And they're giving away raising the creator. You go to raising canes, Brett. It's in the commercial. Snoop's in it. What's up, fam? Come on down, get my new album released and get yourself some cane sauce. You haven't seen the commercial.
Host 1
Yeah, I have.
John Holberg
He's in the. I was laughing. He's in the six, remember?
Host 1
Yeah.
John Holberg
And he's pouring cane sauce on people on the ground. He's flying around like Snoopy claws.
Host 1
All right, how about we start with Alice Cooper?
John Holberg
Cooper group, the OG Yeah.
Host 1
He brought all the other guys back, the wild ones.
John Holberg
This is the guys from the 70s. Instead of his son. He fired his son. His son was playing in the back.
Producer
Much less Alice. So far, this is fun.
John Holberg
So far, we are the Crashing through the night.
Guest 1
Living in the shadows, Hidden from the light.
John Holberg
Revving up our engines, sharpening our claws. Baby, when you're hungry, the jungle is long. You know why I don't like old men rocking? Why like this old? Because they're singing about stuff. They can't do that with. The Wild ones Just dawned on me. No, it's like when I'm hungry and my claws are out, like. Yeah. Trim your nails, grandpa. You're done. This is over. I don't want to hear you pursuing women, saying the word, baby. Say that I'm running with the wild ones. When I can try I can walk faster than you. Yeah, but he's 80.
Guest 2
They created this when came up with the song.
John Holberg
What do you mean?
Guest 2
I mean, you think that's an old song. Years ago, when you're younger. You don't know that he's performing that song.
John Holberg
Is that a new one? That's just.
Producer
They probably wrote it last week.
Host 1
Back Together.
John Holberg
That's a brand new release there.
Guest 2
Oh, I thought that was just a Back Together reunion.
John Holberg
Yeah, I mean, I'm with you on the fact that it's dated. It sounds old, but I don't like. And even then I don't want to watch an old man singing about, you know, when Kiss does Christine singing about banging a 16 year old girl.
Guest 2
They don't.
John Holberg
No, they can't. Because they all know deep down this isn't. No. We would do it, Brady, but it's frowned upon. So I just. It just dawned on me when he said the word baby, baby, you know. No, no, no, no, no, Grandpa, no, no, no, no, no. You can't get a heart on. You're not a wild one. We're not running with you. We're maybe slowly. I'll give you sachet. Ambling, ambling. We're ambling along.
Host 1
Square dancing along.
John Holberg
We're taking a break. We're having a seat.
Guest 2
So work on the lyrics a little bit more, you know, because the music. Sing what you know is what it is.
John Holberg
Don't pander to me. Don't do what Metallica did and say we're a garage band again. No, you're not. Sing. My back is killing me and I need to sit down. Why are all these kids just racing around?
Producer
I have a hard time singing for two hours straight.
John Holberg
What does this button do? How does the computer work?
Guest 2
I'm one fall away.
John Holberg
Yeah, yeah, yeah. My hips are still intact, so don't be a jerk. Walk me to the ice cream store. I get 50% off cause I'm 93.
Host 1
I hit my Medalert button.
John Holberg
Yeah, I've fallen in. I can't get up. I want to hear about things. It's in the Jello. Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's in the Jello, baby. Feed me that jello. I'll take that. Give me some of that. Love Jello.
Host 1
Prunes and tunes.
Producer
Love Jello.
John Holberg
Yeah, Good man. Love jello. Is a decent man. Yeah, yeah, I like that. I just don't like seeing Alice Cooper and his old man friends saying the word baby. Run with the wild ones. Like you'd laugh if that went by you. It's inauthentic.
Host 1
Well, how about enough is enough?
Producer
Oh, Chip is back.
John Holberg
Speaking of old, these dudes crush it. They're old. I don't like that they still dress up. Putting on the costume they still wear. Well, the drummer does.
Host 1
The drummer's the only one.
John Holberg
Yeah, stop with the scarves and the big hats and the Chip and. Yeah, you got stripper poles. You're too old for this.
Guest 1
I'm running down the dream.
Producer
Still working on the harmonies.
John Holberg
Their last album was good. Okay, John, I'm not kidding. This is not.
Guest 2
Is he Older than Alice.
John Holberg
He doesn't look like.
Host 1
Yeah, I think I'll take Alice over that.
John Holberg
If this was a. If, if they were getting in the cage together, I'd be like, that's a draw. Chips, enough. Doesn't look healthy.
Host 1
No. How about honeymoon? Sweet.
Producer
Oh man.
Host 1
Speaking of old school, I got a new girl now. Yeah, this is I fly. Where'd they get the money for special effects?
John Holberg
And that's another. When guys run out of ideas in music, their lyrics all rhyme with the word fly. Fly, high sky. Try. I don't remember Honeymoon.
Host 1
I got a new girl now.
John Holberg
Toledo called it. It's a deafening sound.
Producer
Feel it again. Was the other one.
John Holberg
I don't even remember. I got a new girl now.
Host 1
If I played it, he'd be like, yeah, all right. I remember it.
Producer
This is a soundtrack song.
Host 1
The one thing I give these guys is old asses aren't up there. It's like, okay, cool, watch something else.
John Holberg
And they're singing about being angels and cuz they know that's close. All right.
Guest 2
Guy before on the graphics graph.
Host 1
What's that repeating?
Producer
Hey, I can, you know, prompt AI to make me a video too.
Host 1
It's better than looking Chip.
Producer
Yeah, absolutely.
John Holberg
Give me animation or cave drawings or whatever they're used to, but not them.
Host 1
Madonna's doing a remix album. This is gone, gone, gone. The Veronica Electronica 40 year old picture of her.
John Holberg
Yeah, that's AI Madonna.
Host 1
It's like a Petra song.
John Holberg
That's not her now, is it? No, no, no, no.
Guest 2
Oh yeah, that's her.
Host 1
I think it's a remix album.
John Holberg
Doesn't look terrible. If that's her, that's def hurt.
Host 1
That's not. Yeah, but that's not fake, right?
John Holberg
Yeah.
Producer
Yeah.
John Holberg
All right.
Host 1
All right, here, I'll, I'll, I'll douche your brain a little bit. New video from dua.
Producer
Douche your brain do.
John Holberg
It's got a new video. Is that her with a bob? I haven't seen duo with a Bob yet. Gulp. I'm young for tonight. It's all under my control. I won't hesitate. I don't know.
Host 1
It's a new video, just came out. Yeah, 13 days ago. I had. I had to clean the pallet for John.
John Holberg
Yeah, you did.
Producer
Yeah. You did.
John Holberg
Yeah. Why is the camera so far away? There we go.
Producer
Did you go to the show here?
John Holberg
Was she here recently? No, I was one in Vegas.
Producer
All right.
John Holberg
She looks great with the bob.
Producer
Yes, she does.
John Holberg
I want to shave her head and chain her in my basement. Oops. Was that out loud?
Producer
Maybe it'll give you some a. Oh.
John Holberg
Wait, I'm not done yet.
Host 1
Oh. Anymore.
John Holberg
Yeah, except she can.
Producer
She's been working on it.
John Holberg
A lot of work to do.
Host 1
Sounds like a chain smokers.
Guest 1
Shh.
John Holberg
Just don't say anything possibly negative.
Producer
Looks like a Volvo ad. Or a Jaguar.
John Holberg
Possibly. I think she does Jag ads, by the way.
Host 1
Ariana Grande. This is close to perfect.
John Holberg
Somebody gotta get her a sandwich. She was. She was cooking right along when Pete Davidson was giving it to her. And then. I don't think she's had anything. I don't think she's had anything to eat since.
Host 1
She put a little bit more on. I think.
John Holberg
Yeah. This one looks. She looks thick again. Or thicker. Just wandering around with that bald lady from Wicked. Two of them look like they absolutely needed a sandal. Assume there would be flies all around him. And like somebody raising money for unicef.
Commercial Voice
Jeez.
Host 1
This one. I don't know.
Producer
Get your checkbook out.
Host 1
This is Love Cat. Vicious. Delicious.
Guest 1
I was never your Nancy.
Host 1
I think she is.
John Holberg
I think she's old enough.
Producer
Is she thick or is it just me?
Guest 2
Can't tell.
John Holberg
I'm wondering.
Guest 2
She's looking like mid-30s.
John Holberg
She's got fat girl face, so she's currently in good shape. But yeah, that's not going the right way. Of course it's helping kicked out of your house. Peg Bundy to her Hol's morning sickness. I don't want to watch her dance anymore.
Producer
Love Cat.
John Holberg
She's not good enough to be that elusive.
Host 1
How about the Fender Twins?
John Holberg
Do you like what Tate McCray did?
Producer
I like that right there.
John Holberg
Jesus. Chicks in a junkyard just in cheerleader outfits spreading their legs.
Host 1
My junk's out too.
John Holberg
This is a junkyard, man. Take me to that junkyard. This is. These two are the biggest stars in the world. If they do it right, Sex sells. They're not even lip sync in the song. They're like, we don't care. Just rolling around in dirt.
Host 1
I didn't even notice that.
Producer
Not even trying.
John Holberg
They're not even putting an effort into learning the words of their own stuff. Good God. It's just two girls on an old wheel.
Producer
Drive the tires and rub your boots.
John Holberg
Rubbing their legs and their boobs. I would watch this. Good Lord, I'm glad I'm not a teenager now. I would explode. Now they're just near a motorcycle and still rubbing their cans mo the calendar. I don't think they know they're on video.
Producer
I think she had a tattoo of your Star on her shoulder?
Host 1
I think so.
John Holberg
Not. My star belongs to all the people.
Guest 1
Every rhythm feels the same.
John Holberg
Her skirt doesn't fit at all. Oh, my goodness, no, it does not. Yeah. Are they the actual performers?
Host 1
I have no idea.
Guest 2
Of course they are.
John Holberg
These two don't even care.
Guest 2
I don't think they're the talent.
John Holberg
At least lip sync the song. Oh, my God. Was it the Scissor Sisters?
Host 1
No. The Fender Twins.
John Holberg
The Fender Twins?
Producer
Close enough.
John Holberg
Good. Sweet Jesus.
Host 1
Let's jump over to. Let's go to an AI song. Venus McKnight. It's too big for my mouth.
John Holberg
God, I love AI. Go ahead. It's Too Big for my mouth by Venus McKnight.
Guest 1
You walk in the room you see my lips apart Got no words to say I daydream about the taste, the shake but every time my jaw escapes oh, my gosh. It's not my fault you built this wide Like God was showing off inside I chew my pillow, bite my thumb One taste, I might be out of breath it's too big for my mouth but my jaw calls it quits I troll asleep, I gasp away not my fault, your stallion.
John Holberg
Damn it. This is glorious.
Guest 1
It's too big for my mouth Stretches more than my lips are L. They laugh and say, just take your time. But some feasts differ.
John Holberg
Some feasts defy my size. Excellent work. It's too big for my mouth. Larry, you may have actually dated Venus McKnight at one point. She's a beautiful AI lady.
Guest 2
I was gonna say, I think she's. I think you can make those apps.
John Holberg
You can make her do things, Larry.
Host 1
And that brings us to N word or F word, the game that is sweeping the nation today. We have Warren G. This dj.
John Holberg
Mount up.
Producer
It's you.
John Holberg
Yeah. Warren G. Friendly. N word.
Host 1
Okay.
John Holberg
All right.
Producer
I gotta go. Not so friendly. N word. Maybe not fully angry, but not friendly.
John Holberg
This is a tough one.
Host 1
All right.
John Holberg
Warren's so kind of nice.
Guest 2
Got at least friendly, friendly. N word.
Producer
No, he's got that.
Host 1
You got friendly.
John Holberg
I got friendly. He's got not so friendly.
Guest 2
Not so friendly. And I can have extreme, unfriendly.
John Holberg
I don't know what you're doing.
Guest 2
I'll go F word.
Host 1
Okay.
John Holberg
Okay.
Host 1
There we go.
John Holberg
Here we go. Brady wins the big F word. A big, nice F word. Meaty, right in the middle. Well done. I just want more of that. The AI Lady.
Guest 2
The Fender Twins.
John Holberg
Oh, the Fender. And the Fender Sisters or whatever.
Host 1
Let's see if they got anything else, too.
John Holberg
Yeah, see what I. We'll See what's in their catalog, Brett. Do they have a best of yet? I think that one song is it. But it's perfect.
Guest 2
You can put them in a cage in a concert, like I do.
John Holberg
You know the things I used to have to do to try to find stuff to arouse me. Get on VHS and watch a commercial with Sofia Vergara in it when I was 17 years old and she was too.
Producer
Smeared pages.
John Holberg
That's how weird society was. Sophia Vergara was in a Pepsi ad when she was 17 where she took her top off and ran across the beach with her ass out. Trust me, I know that.
Producer
Oh yeah.
John Holberg
If I was 16, 17 now. Oh, I. I'd look like I just crawled out of Auschwitz. I'd be. I wouldn't. I would be. I would be emaciated beyond belief.
Producer
What's her name? All I do is Madison Beer.
John Holberg
Can't even imagine. That's before you even start going down the porn route.
Producer
Right?
John Holberg
The Fenders twins. That would be a day's worth of activities for me. That lost a lost day. I'm so glad I didn't grow up in this generation. I would be. I'd have pulled it off. I'd have pulled it off. Dad, did you pull it off again? Come on. I don't think we should have the Internet in the house.
Producer
All right. I don't have a lot for games. Killing Floor 3 is out on all platforms.
John Holberg
That's what I was thinking. I don't know, some Japanese guy throwing grenades. All right, that looks good.
Producer
It's a shoot em up. Game on. Hulu. Is Washington black? It's a based on a book, a novel globe spanning coming of age story. It's split between two lot two timelines with the first following young George Washington, Wash black, as he escapes enslavement in Barbados and travels the world with the plantations own plantation owners brother Titch series also jumps ahead to find an older Washington just name only, living in Nova Scotia where he's mentored by the town leader, a black refugee with his own traumatic past. Yeah. So just name black Washington, not a.
John Holberg
Retelling of Washington black. Yes, but it's not if Washington was black. Okay? Do you understand? It's coincidental. It is time to fly. I gotta tell you, I don't understand anything you say now. We're in a hot air balloon watching dolphins. I feel like I smoked something. Next.
Producer
It's a little bit of a hack. And this is the one you've been waiting for. John Happy Gilmore 2 is out Friday.
Host 1
Go to your golf movie.
John Holberg
SpongeBob. What is that? What's with the beaver teeth? I haven't swung a club in years. I'm a little intimidated. All these guys hit it big now. I don't know where to start. Come on, brother. Grip it and rip it. I guess I need to update my happy place to something a little more age appropriate. Why? You see Clint Eastwood now.
Host 1
You couldn't buy a New Jersey in all these years.
John Holberg
Come on.
Host 1
Who's a hot broad score this time.
Producer
That's still Julie Bowen.
John Holberg
Yeah. How is it? Okay. She held on. She still looks good, Mr. Gilmore.
Guest 2
Holy.
John Holberg
Here's a sign. Here's a sign.
Host 1
The ponies in the.
John Holberg
Here's a sign. It's terrible. The promo for the entire movie doesn't include any lines. It's a comedy.
Producer
Yeah.
John Holberg
Oh, he's worthless.
Producer
That's really it. And then the last one is in theaters Friday is the Fantastic Four First.
John Holberg
Steps, which, by the way, has never once made a fantastic movie. They've done it four times, and all four are less than fantastic.
Producer
And I'm sure this one will be.
John Holberg
But Pedro Pascal's in it, so everybody's interested. I love you, Johnny. He's on fire. Hey, what time is it? That's not really something I say. It's covering time. That's just in the cartoon. I'm not interested in that one either.
Producer
So that's it. That's how it's out.
John Holberg
All right. There you go. Those are hot releases. And the Scissor Twins are the ones I like the most. The Fender Girls, what was it? Fender Twins.
Guest 2
Form of.
John Holberg
Activate. Form of.
Host 1
Whoops.
John Holberg
Boner. You guys did it.
Producer
Pulled it off.
John Holberg
Never seen a video that's just more like, Just stare at my ass. I'm not even gonna listen to something, you know, It's.
Host 1
It's this record label, apparently, because. Here's another one from that label.
John Holberg
Cap's Clock.
Host 1
That's who this.
Producer
Excuse me. What did you say?
John Holberg
Caps Clock. That's her name. She's just in a thong, feeling her boobs while the song plays. She's not lip syncing either. Yeah. Do they have any artists or is it.
Host 1
I don't know if it's just like. They just get hot chicks to do their. I don't know.
John Holberg
I'm all for this new form of entertainment. Holy smokes. The cans on Cap's Clock. So that's not really the person singing.
Host 1
I don't know, because here's, like, all the videos from that label and they're all girls.
John Holberg
Dancing to the song.
Producer
They've hit on a theme.
John Holberg
Boy, have they. And how have we not found.
Host 1
Everything?
John Holberg
Thanks a lot, Bird. Oh, my God, it's another one. Amazing brunette by a pool and lingerie. All right, I'm gonna. What? What do I search for this?
Host 1
DAPA Music. D, A, P A Music. They sell a box set that I don't know.
John Holberg
Are the women AI?
Host 1
I don't know.
John Holberg
They look remarkably perfect when they move around. God, I hate the future. I just don't know what's real. I think that's an AI lady time.
Host 1
All right, I got more.
John Holberg
We'll watch them off here. Okay. Napa. Napa. What am I doing?
Host 1
DAPA this one.
John Holberg
That's okay. Oh, my God. All right, there you go. There's your hot release. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
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Podcast Information:
At the onset of the episode (01:15), John Holberg enthusiastically sets the stage for the "Hot Releases" segment, indicating a lineup of new music and entertainment content. The segment is sponsored by NewAcUnit.com, integrating a brief but lively advertisement before diving into the main topics.
John opens the music discussion with Alice Cooper, reminiscing about the classic rock icon's enduring presence in the music scene.
The conversation shifts to Alice Cooper's latest work, with critiques aimed at the authenticity and relevance of his music in today's landscape.
The hosts express skepticism over Alice Cooper's recent lyrical choices, questioning the authenticity and thematic relevance of his new songs.
Though not deeply elaborated in the transcript, the show briefly touches upon Enuff Z Nuff, likely discussing their latest releases or tour dates. The dialogue suggests a lighthearted critique, maintaining the show's humorous tone.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing Dua Lipa's innovative use of AI in her latest music video.
The hosts analyze the aesthetic and technological aspects of the video, questioning the authenticity of AI-generated performances.
They applaud the creative effort while humorously critiquing the lyrical content, highlighting the blend of human creativity and artificial intelligence.
Ariana Grande's new video is another focal point, with the hosts discussing its visual style and production quality.
The conversation humorously addresses the artistic choices in Grande's video, blending appreciation with playful banter about the music industry's direction.
Love Cat: The segment on Love Cat features critiques of the artist's performance and visual presentation.
The hosts express disappointment over the perceived lack of depth and authenticity in Love Cat's performances.
Fender Twins: A more detailed critique is directed at the Fender Twins, focusing on their on-stage performance and musical prowess.
The discussion highlights the superficial aspects of the Twins' performances, questioning their commitment to live music and stage presence.
The hosts engage in an interactive game segment, "N Word or F Word," which involves interpreting adjectives to describe a personality trait.
This playful segment showcases the camaraderie and humorous dynamics among the hosts and guests, adding an engaging layer to the episode.
The episode briefly touches upon the release of "Happy Gilmore 2," offering light-hearted critiques of the anticipated sequel.
The discussion highlights the disconnect between the original film's charm and the expected sequel's potential shortcomings.
"Fantastic Four: First Steps" is another movie under scrutiny, with the hosts expressing their skepticism based on the franchise's historical performance.
Despite the inclusion of Pedro Pascal, the hosts remain doubtful about the film's ability to reinvent the franchise successfully.
A recurring theme throughout the episode is the increasing integration of AI in the entertainment industry, particularly in music and video production.
The hosts express both fascination and apprehension about the authenticity and future implications of AI-driven content, pondering the blurred lines between human creativity and artificial intelligence.
As the episode wraps up, John Holberg summarizes the discussed "Hot Releases," reiterating their mixed feelings towards the latest offerings in music and film. The hosts maintain a humorous and critical stance, encouraging listeners to engage with the content while sharing their candid opinions.
Their final remarks underscore the show's commitment to providing honest critiques wrapped in entertaining dialogue, ensuring listeners are both informed and entertained.
This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" delivers a blend of humor, critical analysis, and candid discussions on the latest releases in music and film. John Holberg and his co-hosts engage listeners with their sharp wit and unfiltered opinions, making it a must-listen for those seeking both entertainment and insightful critiques in the realm of pop culture.