Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: July 22, 2025 Episode Summary
Hosted by John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
1. Toledo’s Birthday Weekend in Los Angeles
The episode kicks off with John Holmberg recounting his friend Dick Toledo's unconventional birthday weekend in Los Angeles. Toledo celebrated by engaging in activities that John describes humorously as "staring at dicks on his phone," leading to some unexpected social interactions.
- John Holmberg [01:15]: "Big Dick Toledo from his big birthday weekend celebration, staring at dicks on his phone for most of his birthday, which I still loved every second of being part of it."
Toledo shared an amusing anecdote about an Asian family observing him as he interacted with explicit content on his phone.
- Dick Toledo [14:02]: "But we in the W. Got done at the All Star game, so, like."
John reminisces about sending embarrassing photos to friends, which included oversized genital images intended as birthday presents. This led to unexpected algorithmic searches for explicit content on his phone, adding to the weekend's chaos.
- John Holmberg [02:40]: "My algorithm searched out hardcore gay sex money shot and I... So for the next few times that I would start typing something or my pornhub changed."
The conversation highlights the humorous yet awkward situations that arose from Toledo's attempts to make his birthday memorable, culminating in Toledo having to endure unwanted attention.
- John Holmberg [03:08]: "But it was all worth it because Toledo had to watch those balloons float. He hates those balloons."
2. Nostalgia and John’s Love of Dolphin Shorts
Transitioning from adult-themed humor, John delves into a nostalgic discussion about fashion from the mid-1980s, specifically "dolphin shorts." These shorts were notorious for their design, which made wearers appear less modest.
- John Holmberg [05:03]: "When dolphin shorts were a thing. Oh. Oh. The whole world collapsed at my house. I remember dolphin shorts. They were like... they're small girls' asses. Just hang out."
John shares personal anecdotes about his family's reactions to his sister wearing these revealing shorts, highlighting generational differences in perceptions of modesty and fashion.
- John Holmberg [05:50]: "He hated that the girl's ass was hanging out and all her friends... like, you have to cover up that ass."
The hosts reminisce about the era's fashion trends, the reactions from their parents, and the humorous situations that ensued when these shorts were worn in public settings like the mall.
3. Amusing Video: WNBA Players Denied Club Entry
A significant portion of the episode focuses on a viral video that has been circulating online. The video features women, purportedly WNBA players, attempting to gain entry to a club after an All-Star game. Their efforts are thwarted by the bouncer, leading to a mix of frustration and amusement among the hosts.
- John Holmberg [12:32]: "The highlights are hilarious. We in the W... It's the fastest way to not get through a line."
The hosts dissect the interactions in the video, critiquing the women's approach and the bouncer's responses. They humorously mock the notion that simply being WNBA players should grant them easier access to exclusive venues.
- John Holmberg [14:18]: "They should not be waiting in no line. That's why nobody likes your league."
Dick Toledo adds to the discussion by imitating the bouncer's lines and expressing disbelief over the women's persistent attempts to bypass the line.
- Dick Toledo [14:10]: "But we in the W. And we done at the All Star game, so... we shouldn't be waiting in no line."
The conversation highlights the absurdity of entitlement and the comedic failures of the players' attempts to leverage their status for preferential treatment.
4. Shocking News: Malcolm Jamal Warner’s Drowning Death
Towards the end of the episode, the hosts shift to a somber tone as they discuss the shocking news of Malcolm Jamal Warner's unexpected death by drowning. Warner, known for his role as Theo Huxtable on The Cosby Show, had been a beloved figure since the 1980s.
- John Holmberg [17:16]: "And then he said, all right, what's the under... he drowned has us shook a bit."
John expresses his disbelief and sadness over Warner's passing, reflecting on their shared history and the impact of his death on fans.
- John Holmberg [25:26]: "We lost Theo, for crying out. Part of my childhood... it's an awful thing."
The discussion touches on the unpredictability of such tragedies, especially involving individuals who were once vibrant public figures but had since faded from the spotlight.
- John Holmberg [26:18]: "He was not a draw by any means. So it was kind of just a child star that... the next time we hear from you, you as a... is when you die."
The hosts pay tribute to Warner's contributions to television and lament the fact that his death marks the only significant recent news about him, underscoring the fleeting nature of fame and legacy.
5. Additional Discussions and Anecdotes
Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in various tangential conversations, intertwining personal stories, humorous remarks, and light-hearted banter. Topics include:
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Pool Safety and Drowning Fears: An extended dialogue about the dangers of drowning, personal experiences with pools, and the emotional impact of sudden tragedies.
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John Holmberg [28:12]: "I struggle with adult drowning because we take the pools in Phoenix especially, so kind of... I don't think of drowning ever."
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Brady Bogen [30:11]: "I'm getting... Eating the most poor in a row. Turn my mic back on."
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Memories of the 1980s and Pop Culture: The hosts reminisce about iconic movies like the Jaws series, reflecting on the lasting impressions these films had during their youth.
- John Holmberg [35:35]: "They broke in... We lost Theo, for crying out. Part of my childhood."
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Funny Incidents with Pets: A humorous recounting of an incident involving a neighbor's bulldog getting stuck in John's pool, blending humor with a lesson on responsible pet ownership.
- John Holmberg [32:34]: "But he did it too... All right, get in. He had no reaction."
Conclusion
The July 22, 2025, episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of humor, nostalgia, and poignant moments. From celebrating friendship and reminiscing about past fashions to dissecting viral videos and mourning the loss of a cherished actor, the hosts deliver an engaging and multifaceted discussion. Notable for its candid conversations and dynamic interactions, the episode ensures that both regular listeners and newcomers find content that resonates and entertains.
Notable Quotes:
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John Holmberg [01:15]: "Big Dick Toledo from his big birthday weekend celebration, staring at dicks on his phone for most of his birthday, which I still loved every second of being part of it."
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Dick Toledo [14:02]: "But we in the W. Got done at the All Star game, so, like."
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John Holmberg [05:03]: "When dolphin shorts were a thing... they're small girls' asses. Just hang out."
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John Holmberg [17:16]: "And then he said, all right, what's the under... he drowned has us shook a bit."
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John Holmberg [25:26]: "We lost Theo, for crying out. Part of my childhood... it's an awful thing."
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