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John Holmberg
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Brett
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John Holmberg
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Brett
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Shane Orlando
Hey, everybody, it's John Holmberg from the Morning Sickness talking to Shane Orlando from Orlando Auto Body. Now, Shane, I take great pride in saying I stand with someone when I tell a listener to go to their shop. I know why. You tell me what's different for a.
Brett
KUPD listener to go to Orlando Auto.
Shane Orlando
Body than anywhere else?
Patrick Riley
Well, first of all, we've been in the valley here for over 34 years. We do a quality job. We work for you, not the insurance companies. So we can work together to make sure your listeners are getting the customer service they deserve.
Shane Orlando
If your car's been wrecked and you need that thing fixed the right way, get on over there now. Orlandoautobody.com you thought that was funny?
Listener
You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?
Brett
Anyway? All right, I got an idea. Then we'll. We'll do this. We'll entertain some folks with the entertainment drill. We'll knock them both out to start Larry's show, and then he can do whatever he wants. You know, we'll go with Brett's for sure. If Larry wants to play the t pain. God, it's so good. You know what? Do that home. Take your t pain and blow it up in your car and want some bass in there? Yeah, throw some. Get some thumpy on you do that in your car. That's pretty good stuff. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends@reactdefense.com the home of tactical black self defense training. If you want to get out there and get in great shape and you're brand new at everything and you're just a zygote as. As far as working out or even defending yourself, if you've never punched anything in your life and you're afraid of what that is. If you think you can fight but.
John Holmberg
You'Ve never actually been in one, you can't.
Brett
It's so weird to learn to punch. So weird. And you know that five finger death punch thing they teach in kill Bill? Very real. That you can punch from a foot away and still do damage. Most people have to go haymaker and whaley. I was with Brett the first time he went out there and they kind of go, no. You hit hard, but you're. You're obviously if you run into somebody who knows what they're doing, you're a dead man now. And they taught Brett some punch. And Brett bet's got heavy hands and he learned to punch changed that day. You were there for an hour and you're like, I've changed something. Everything changed. Change bread again. When. Because he's a concealed carry fellow that he want you to know that. But he had one put it in the holster and said, have you ever tried retention training?
Host
That was great, dudes.
Brett
And realize, oh my God. I've never really planned for someone tried to take this. It's unbelievable. And they teach all sorts of stuff. And you'll walk out of there. So it doesn't matter if you're a beginner. One hour later you'll have.
Shane Orlando
You will no longer be a novice.
Brett
You'll have something to talk about and something that you did better than you did when you walked in. And that happens pretty much every time you go there. You'll be better at something every time you leave. That's amazing. And it doesn't happen anywhere else. Reactdefense.com's waiting on you. Get on out there. Just got an email from a guy who's got his two daughters involved. He's like, it was a weight off My shoulders. I got my. My girls involved and I thought, you know what? Why wouldn't everybody do this for their kids? I let her. I just let her wander around freely through society and. And now she's in their training. So I think that's great. And you should keep that in mind when your kids run off to high school, college, wherever they're going, and get in on that. When you get in on it too. You're out there alone too. Reactdefense.com it's the home Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.
Tim Burton
Tim Burton is gonna remake the 1958 classic movie Attack of the 50 Foot Woman.
Brett
Oh, cool.
Tim Burton
And you know who's gonna play the.
Brett
50 foot woman if Tim Burton's doing it? It was probably gonna be. Well, it can't be that lady he always uses because she's old now.
Host
Brittany Griner.
Tim Burton
The script.
Elena Bonham Carter
Elena Bonham Cotter.
Tim Burton
No, the script is gonna be written by the novelist Jillian Flynn, who wrote Gone Girl.
Brett
Oh, wow.
Shane Orlando
I can't remember name.
Tim Burton
You'll be really excited.
Brett
It's Margot Robbie. Oh, I'm in 50ft of Margot.
Host
I'll take all of it.
Brett
That's like. I'll try nine foot vagina.
Host
Oh, man, that's fine.
Brett
I'll sleep in it.
Host
Stuff my whole body in there like.
Brett
Two hammocks if we play it right.
Tim Burton
Didn't Daryl Hannah?
Brett
I think I was thinking that, but I thought it was Geena Davis, one of them.
Elena Bonham Carter
I thought it was Daryl Hannah.
Brett
Let me look at. It was Daryl Hannah. The 50 foot woman.
Elena Bonham Carter
I'm not sure I remember.
Brett
They redid it.
Host
It doesn't matter. Margot.
Brett
Now it's Margot Robbins. So whoever did it before did it wrong. Yeah, she's in that new movie with. I don't know what it is, but. Oh, it's with Colin Farrell.
Elena Bonham Carter
It was Daryl.
Brett
It was Daryl Hannah and they're doing advertisements for it. She looks fantastic with bangs, which is impossible for a woman to do.
Tim Burton
Neil Young is really beautified hands bangs. No, he's married to Daryl.
Brett
Oh, no, I'm not talking about Darren. I said Margot Robbie. She bangs.
Elena Bonham Carter
You thought he was talking about who she bangs?
Brett
Yeah, he just started. He was thinking about Daryl Hannah. He got lost in that one. Yeah, she's got bangs in this new movie and you have to be gorgeous to work bangs out. If you've got bangs right now and you're not pretty and you know it. Stop with the bangs.
Elena Bonham Carter
Bold, beautiful journey.
Brett
I mean, she's got a bangable face.
Tim Burton
I should say kind of Shannon Doherty. With blonde.
Brett
Stop that. Watch your mouth. Watch your mouth. The hell's wrong with you? Take it back. That's right. You should feel bad about it. That's right, buddy. I like. I like Guilty. Brady drop. How dare you. You feel bad about that, right? That's right.
Tim Burton
The Biggest Loser debuted in 2004 and promised to change lives. Well, Netflix is doing a documentary on it. It'll premiere August 14th. About how it didn't the claims that contestants, you know, lose weight. The winner would. Could win $250,000. Their documentary is going to talk about that. Did it change lives or was it, I don't think your house. It's not that much responsibility for the people after.
Brett
I'll tell you this. It is not that extreme homemaker nuts. It's not the diet's responsibility on whether or not you kept the weight off.
Host
Put the ho ho down.
Brett
It's not the diet's fault you gained it back.
Tim Burton
There's a little bit of that. It's also gonna do a lot of the behind the scenes where they talk to the contestants, trainers and producers and share what would be what went on.
Brett
They're teaching you a way to make the weight go away and then sustain it. And it honestly, it's. It's nearly an impossible lifestyle. But in my mind, Getting up to 600 pounds is also an impossible lifestyle. So you're capable of it. The only one that. That I'm afraid of, and I say this with no medical knowledge, but it does make me nervous, is the GLP one. That one actually may be the drug's fault if you gain the weight back because it chemically alters your body in such a strange way, it certainly works. People are losing weight like crazy, but I don't know what's going to happen after. And everyone I've known that's been on it, that is off of it, has piled on weight because her body just starts talking about any of the GLP stuff. Anyone that I've known that's been on it as when they're off of it, they put weight back on fairly fast because your body now starts digesting food again properly, it jumps back on. So anytime you. You change it. And that's true of all of them. But if you're dieting and you're working on it and like this Biggest Loser puts you in a room with trainers and says, you jog, you eat less, you do your thing, you're going to lose weight, you're going to be healthier, it's going to be good and Then at the end, you're like, whoa. It was. It didn't change my life because I gained the weight back. That's not the show's fault. People blame the diet that made them lose weight for why they gained it back, and it's because you didn't keep up. Like Brett said, put the ho ho down.
Tim Burton
You can't do six seven plate meals, you know, for lunch.
Brett
You're gonna struggle with your weight. You certainly can't blame, you know, your old diet. If you sat down and had seven burgers and one of these people, I don't know what they were thinking, and.
Tim Burton
You wean off it for 90 days or I got this argument and then go back to your.
Brett
I got into this with Ralphie May when they did the celebrity one on VH1, the fat camp for celebrities, and Ant was the host. And Ralphie goes, it was dangerous.
Ralphie May
I lost 111 pounds. I lost it. I lost it dangerously.
Brett
I'm like, okay. But then what?
Ralphie May
I put it right back on. It didn't work.
Brett
Like, no, you didn't work. You said you were down 111 pounds. That worked from there. You had to be more diligent.
Ralphie May
Nope. Went right back to my old ways. I was supposed to stay off.
Brett
And then I remember the argument, and he was, go pounce.
Ralphie May
Sand in your ass. Quit. Quit around with me. Hot garbage. I hope your babies die.
Brett
I'm like, what the hell are you talking about? Because he knew I was right.
Tim Burton
Season 29 of the Voice will feature the first ever coaches panel made up of entirely past winners. Adam Levine. John Legend, Kelly Clarkson.
Brett
Cool.
Tim Burton
Debuts February 2026.
Host
That's not gonna be there.
Brett
He's busy doing Fallon.
Tim Burton
Did he win it all? I thought he did too, but I guess they're just doing three judges on the Voice. Yeah.
Brett
No, they were winners.
Host
Going, winning.
Brett
They're winners of judging.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett
They're not. They didn't win the show.
Tim Burton
Well, the winning coaches.
Brett
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tim Burton
That's why I said when he.
Brett
Blake has won, he just doesn't want to do it, by the way, a lot.
Host
Seven.
Brett
Yeah. Seven brothers restaurant. I didn't know Gilbert allowed seven black guys to convene at the same location at the same time. Isn't that called Gilbert Goons? What is this world coming to? Signed George. No, no. Brady was confused too. It's just seven guys.
Tim Burton
They're Hawaiian.
Brett
It's a Mormon town. So it's seven brothers. That's very common. Brady, you thought it was black guys.
Tim Burton
No, I laughed at that.
Brett
Ozzy, what do you think of Brady's thoughts and seven brothers? Hi, Brady. Go yourself. Oh, my God. What a mess. Ready? Any response to that at all? No.
Tim Burton
I love that. I might call in a strange bird.
Brett
That call, huh?
Tim Burton
That sound sounds like a bird call.
Brett
It does?
Tim Burton
Yeah.
Brett
Has this bird been stepped on? I don't know.
Tim Burton
I'm waiting for it to show up.
Brett
You think a bird's gonna show up to this?
Elena Bonham Carter
I don't want to see that.
Brett
I don't want to see that bird.
John Holmberg
What are you.
Tim Burton
What are you hearing?
Brett
I was in the kitchen, senile chicken. Megan was looking out the window and looked up and she goes, oh, my God. Is it.
Listener
Oh, there's a baby on the power line.
Brett
Like, there's a baby on the power line.
Listener
You know what I mean?
Brett
Like, they're not called babies. Don't put the fear of God in me. We have a baby. That's a terrible visual.
Listener
There's a mommy and a daddy and a baby on the power line.
John Holmberg
Well, that's murder.
Brett
Get him off. All right, let's do this. Ready? Brett, this is yours.
Host
Do it.
Brett
This is a great cover zombie covering Children of the Grave, Ozzy Day. Thank you, Ozzy. And thank you, White Zombie, for knocking this beast out. Great one, Children of the Grave. We'll catch you guys tomorrow right here in the morning sickness. So long, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
Comedy Announcer
All right, HMS Podcast time again. It'll let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. Eastsiders. The Tempe Improv has two very funny guys in Mike Vecchione and comedian CP Downtown at Stand Up Live, you've got the always entertaining John de La Cruz, AKA Nurse John. And up north at Desert Ridge features comedy vet and friend of the show, Steve Byrne. For the complete lineups and for Tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com.
Episode: 07-23-25 - Entertainment Drill - Tim Burton To Remake Attack Of 50 Foot Woman w/ Margot Robbie
Host: John Holmberg
Release Date: July 23, 2025
While the episode kicks off with standard promotional segments, listeners are quickly transitioned into the heart of the show, focusing on engaging content rather than advertisements.
Host: John Holmberg
Guest: Shane Orlando from Orlando Auto Body
John Holmberg introduces Shane Orlando, who passionately endorses Orlando Auto Body as the premier choice for vehicle repairs in the Valley. Shane emphasizes their 34 years of experience and commitment to quality work tailored to customer needs, rather than merely serving insurance companies.
Notable Quote:
Shane Orlando (01:25): "If your car's been wrecked and you need that thing fixed the right way, get on over there now. Orlandoautobody.com."
This segment highlights the team's dedication to excellent customer service and reliable auto repair solutions.
Hosts: Brett, John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
The conversation shifts to the Entertainment Drill, a recurring segment aimed at engaging listeners with entertaining discussions and promotions. Brett introduces React Defense, a self-defense training program catering to all skill levels, from beginners to those seeking advanced tactical training.
Notable Quotes:
Brett (02:36): "Most people have to go haymaker and whaley. I was with Brett the first time he went out there and they kind of go, no. You hit hard, but you're obviously if you run into somebody who knows what they're doing, you're a dead man now."
Brett (03:15): "They teach all sorts of stuff. And you'll walk out of there. So it doesn't matter if you're a beginner. One hour later you'll have."
The hosts discuss the transformative impact of React Defense, sharing anecdotes about their own experiences and encouraging listeners to empower themselves through self-defense training.
Guests: Tim Burton, Elena Bonham Carter, Margot Robbie
A major highlight of the episode is the exciting news that famed director Tim Burton is set to remake the 1958 classic, "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman". The discussion reveals that Margot Robbie has been cast in the titular role, bringing a modern and dynamic twist to the character.
Notable Quotes:
Tim Burton (04:09): "Tim Burton is gonna remake the 1958 classic movie Attack of the 50 Foot Woman."
Brett (05:40): "Yeah, he just started. He was thinking about Daryl Hannah. He got lost in that one. Yeah, she's got bangs in this new movie and you have to be gorgeous to work bangs out."
Elena Bonham Carter (05:27): "I'm not sure I remember."
The hosts engage in a lighthearted banter about the casting process, reminiscing about previous actresses like Daryl Hannah and discussing Margot Robbie's fresh take on the role. They also touch upon the script's development by novelist Jillian Flynn, known for her work on "Gone Girl," adding another layer of excitement to the project.
Additional Insights: The discussion delves into the aesthetic elements of the film, such as Margot Robbie’s portrayal and styling choices like her bangs, highlighting Tim Burton's signature visual flair.
Guests: Tim Burton, Brett
The conversation transitions to Netflix's upcoming documentary on "The Biggest Loser", which premiered on August 14th. The hosts critically analyze the show's impact on contestants' lives, debating whether the weight loss promises translate to long-term health benefits.
Notable Quotes:
Brett (06:49): "I'll tell you this. It is not that extreme homemaker nuts. It's not the diet's responsibility on whether or not you kept the weight off."
Brett (07:13): "They're teaching you a way to make the weight go away and then sustain it. And it honestly, it's nearly an impossible lifestyle."
Brett shares his skepticism regarding the sustainability of weight loss achieved through the show's methods, particularly questioning the efficacy of GLP-1 medications in maintaining long-term results. He recounts personal anecdotes and interactions with public figures like Ralphie May, who openly discuss the challenges of sustaining weight loss post-show.
Additional Insights: The hosts explore the psychological aspects of weight regain, attributing it to personal accountability rather than solely blaming the programs or medications. They emphasize the importance of consistent lifestyle changes over temporary solutions.
Guests: Tim Burton, Brett, John Holmberg
A brief segment covers the announcement of Season 29 of "The Voice", featuring a novel coaching panel composed entirely of past winners, including Adam Levine, John Legend, and Kelly Clarkson. The hosts express their opinions on the selection process and the potential dynamics of an all-winner panel.
Notable Quotes:
Tim Burton (09:17): "Season 29 of the Voice will feature the first ever coaches panel made up of entirely past winners. Adam Levine. John Legend, Kelly Clarkson."
Brett (10:02): "They're not. They didn't win the show."
The discussion touches upon the credibility and impact of having past winners serve as judges, questioning whether this approach will bring a fresh perspective or simply repeat past dynamics.
Guests: Brett, Tim Burton, Elena Bonham Carter, Listener Call-ins
The episode concludes with lighthearted humor and interactive segments. The hosts engage in playful banter about restaurant names, bird calls, and unexpected sightings, such as a humorous listener report about a "baby on the power line."
Notable Quotes:
Listener (11:22): "Oh, there's a baby on the power line."
Brett (11:25): "Like, there's a baby on the power line. You know what I mean? Like, they're not called babies. Don't put the fear of God in me. We have a baby. That's a terrible visual."
The hosts address the listener's concern with a mix of humor and empathy, showcasing their rapport and ability to connect with the audience through relatable and amusing interactions.
The episode wraps up with a musical segment featuring White Zombie's cover of "Children of the Grave", adding an energetic finish to the show.
Notable Quote:
Brett (11:45): "This is a great cover zombie covering Children of the Grave, Ozzy Day. Thank you, Ozzy."
Additionally, the hosts announce upcoming comedy events in the Valley, promoting local talents and venues.
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers a dynamic mix of entertainment news, personal anecdotes, promotional segments, and interactive humor. From the excitement surrounding Tim Burton's remake of "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman" starring Margot Robbie to the critical discussion on the sustainability of weight loss programs like "The Biggest Loser," the hosts engage listeners with insightful and entertaining content. Additionally, the promotion of local businesses and training programs underscores the show's commitment to community engagement. Whether you're a regular listener or new to the show, this episode offers a comprehensive and engaging experience that encapsulates the vibrant spirit of Arizona's #1 morning radio show.