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Brett Vesely
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John Holmberg
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John Holmberg
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Shane Orlando
You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.
John Holmberg
What the hell is wrong with you, P.D.
Brady
Morning sickness. You gotta get up to here and make you laugh until you puke. They might make you come undone. Make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to welcome you to this morning's show with John, Brett and Brady and Big Dick Toledo. They call us homs but we are not worth miles to nowhere. They speak on controversy. Who's Bobby and Johnny Snob? They think Dua Lipa's great for the faint of heart. They're not. Homer's morning sickness. Gotta get up to hear it. Makes them laugh, makes them cry. In all seriousness. And make your cockrise with the sun. We'd like to introduce our main host. They say he looks like Squidward with that big huge nose. Ha ha ha. But that's a prereq. They own the mornings airing over 20 years. Like a blue pill, they're still going. Brady comes in shorts to report the news. He knows. But you can't eat at Porkopolis because it closed. Homer's morning sickness. You gotta get up, make you laugh until you spiel. Wipe you off. When they are done, make your cock rise with the sun. Homework's morning sickness. You gotta tune in and listen. Tap that up.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady
Don't get screwed in the end. All in good fun. Big Red Radio's got you, son.
John Holmberg
There you go. Katie and the Hobbs. Thank you to Miles to Nowhere, our glorious theme song for the whole year, for crying out loud. Thank you. Getting all these emails about Ozzy and all this stuff, so let's just get it out of the way. So, John, this is your fault. I've been. I've been blamed for the death of Ozzy, Oscar. Oh, so you stated yesterday during the hot releases, while Alice Cooper's new song played, you didn't want to hear old men releasing new music anymore. Well, I'm sure that got back to Ozzy, probably through Pratt, and then he just took his own life. I made the joke yesterday, and they wouldn't let me do it on K Terra. I'm like, well, it was said. I just got information that it was suicide, you know, with the Epstein files and all. And Ozzy wanted to and.
Bruce St. James
Oh, you can't.
John Holmberg
Bruce St. James is gonna lose money. Oh, there we go.
Bruce St. James
There we go.
John Holmberg
That's it. There it is.
Bruce St. James
The guy's gonna try to get us all fired.
John Holmberg
Don't worry about it. I'll write a check to whoever calls. Says, In 1972, John, when I was 16, one of my friends called me and said, if I want to do something that night, I was going to a concert. I said, who's playing? I said something called Black Sabbath. We were in the second row at Celebrity Theater, and we were close enough to spit on Ozzy, who was about 20 years old at the time. Core memory. That's Pretty cool, man. And again, who knows if that's true? No one knows.
Brett Vesely
Sign D.P.
John Holmberg
No, no, no. Dave Pratt brought him on stage. Oh, okay. In 72, he was like nine, way down from Vegas. I dropped down there, Nevada, to give this guy a shot. I knew he Damn Big Dale. One of my. I turned him out of Tom Hans. One of my favorite stories.
Toledo
I was on the stage playing the cowbell the whole time.
John Holmberg
One of my favorite stories that Pratt lies about is how Bill Haywood, former radio legend, heard him doing overnights and called the hotline on his way into work. And what Dave didn't really do as he manufactured this live was realize we haven't always had cell phones.
Toledo
And at that time.
John Holmberg
And so in 1981, Bill Haywood did not listen to Dave's show and go. And then called him, and all he said was, you got it, kid. And Dave's like, I knew exactly. It was. Thanks, Mr. Haywood.
Brett Vesely
So he pulled over to pay for.
John Holmberg
Busted out, went to the circle cage, waited for the hotline to stop or the request line to stop ringing. Finally, the jock picks up, hey, I'm late for work because of you, you prick. Bill Haywood. And then, of course, Bill Haywood found out that Dave was telling that story, and he took his. A hotel. I never said that guy was good.
Toledo
And at the time, he's doing overnights. Yeah, he was making 100 grand just.
John Holmberg
Oh, man, I got robbed being a standup comic.
Toledo
But he loved radio better at the.
John Holmberg
Time, and they didn't have that in Las Vegas. So we came here. It's his. His. His biography is the funniest lie of all time. And then the better part was Heywood. You got it, kid. That was the. That was the poignant moment that of course he would remember. And then he goes, 20 something years later, I saw him at an event, and he came up to me. He goes, you still got a kid. Because they both remembered how important that call was to them. That. That call that never happened. Dave Pratt's story about Ozzy Osbourne calling him at home saying, you should do country music. It's okay, is the same one he told when Eddie Van Halen died. I can't stand people that take people's deaths and then, like, make it about themselves and lie out of all of.
Toledo
Them blows my mind. The one that is most disturbing on eulogizing his mother. And it became more about him.
John Holmberg
Oh, my God. He's like, you're. You're like, you know what we should do? Find it real quick. I Think that's. I think we should nominate him. I think a sinner comes before you. Think he's one of the ass heels of the year. And begged for forgiveness. He took Ozzy's death and put out a tape to all the news. And here's the. Here's another reason. When I got the call, I got two calls from news channels. I won't say from who because I don't know if the first, yesterday, Channel 3. And I just checked, this guy's right, was so on top. I didn't want to be part of it because I don't think they really know what they're talking about. A lot of the times the news is like, I got my own show. I'll do this tomorrow. I don't need to be on the news. They called Alice Cooper, Alison. Valley rock legend Allison Cooper.
Toledo
That is his full name, is it?
John Holmberg
I thought it was Vince. Anyway, so it was Alison. They didn't know, but they called him Allison, which is painful. And there's nothing worse than being called by the news and having them say, will you be on with us? And then you see John Holmgren, KDKB radio. Like, you guys, they don't do it. Look, the news, they don't do the weather. Guys, that's the only ones you can trust. Ian, Lovey and Schwartz. It's the only ones you can trust. Otherwise.
Toledo
Tell me about Oswald.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Bruce St. James
Did you know we more for the.
Brett Vesely
Music or the show?
John Holmberg
Okay, jackass. The only reason he was on the show was because of the music. So that always was one.
Bruce St. James
But a lot of people only knew it for.
John Holmberg
Okay. Then they just stumbled into Ozzy. Yes, you're right. Okay. He was known for his music. Get it? Don't get it twisted. Jason says, first cassette I ever owned was Bark at the Moon. I got introduced to metal when my sister got all those cassette tapes for a penny from that magazine. Oh, at Columbia house still low. Yeah. Yeah. You're still getting chased. It was a great day. First cassette I. That's cool. This guy says, I saw Ozzy at ozfest, August of 2007. It must have been a couple weeks after that fake interview you had with him in Toledo. Oh, my God, that's painful. Well, that's the right one. Sorry. Busy. Said I believe he just had vocal surgery before the concert. And he went on stage and he said that he'd never gotten through his vocal surgery. And he couldn't have been there if it wasn't for Dave Pratt helping him through the surgery and recovery. And then he brought Dave on stage in Kansas City and the place went crazy. Well, I mean. I mean, local. Local radio lineup shakeups. I mean, it sent ripple effects through Hollywood and England, all the way from Stratfordshire down to, you know, Anaheim. When Dave moved from afternoons to mornings, celebrities went crazy. He wants people to believe this. I hate this man so much. Hate him. This guy says, true story, John. It's short, though. I'll get through it. I swore off Ozzy for years and probably shouldn't have, but I saw him at his best. And then what had to be one of his worst performances ever. 1979, Black Sabbath and Van Halen in Detroit. Could you imagine?
Toledo
Whoa.
John Holmberg
That's a show. Blizzard of Oz in 1981. Randy, Tommy. Oh, my God, Detroit again. Amazing stuff. 1982. My buddies and I heard he was playing a venue in Port Huron. We told our lie. Oh, we told lies to our parents. Skip school and went to Port Effing Huron. Waited overnight to get in. Got it. Got within spitting distance of the legend. And he was drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk. Holding puke in his mouth so he could run off stage and then vomit. I'm sure he didn't care much about that crappy, tiny little theater in that crappy, tiny little town back then, but we felt betrayed. I was sure glad to see him in a better light later on. And then I'm happy I got to see him in his prime. Love, you guys. Churchill. Those are the stories. There's plenty of people.
Toledo
When we first started here, the first time I saw Ozzy.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Toledo
And the joke that we had was he didn't know that the city. I mean, he was doing that.
David Moore
Hello, Abu Cook.
Toledo
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Toledo
And that was 25 years ago.
John Holmberg
Yeah, you had to be reminded. Well, that was in the heart of the show. Like the osbournes was late 90s, early 2000s, only on for three or four years. Yeah. This guy said, I saw that. I rewound it. They said, Allison. He said, john, who is a bigger influence on their genre? Elvis, Ozzy or Michael Jackson? Minus Michael. Touching the kids. I feel like that tarnishes him a little. Well, Ozzy was a massive drug addict who was, you know, I mean, it's not on point to child molestation, but Ozzy was a terrible person for a little while.
Toledo
And that soul career, you know, he. It wasn't like it popped right away.
John Holmberg
Ozzy and Michael. No, it popped right away. Ozzy's. Oh, it popped. Right.
Toledo
But I'm saying, when he left the band, Sharon was the one who kind.
John Holmberg
Of he got fired from Black Sabbath.
Toledo
Right.
John Holmberg
He was let go because.
Toledo
Yeah, got fired from the band.
John Holmberg
He didn't show up for shows, did.
Brett Vesely
More drugs than anybody else in the band.
John Holmberg
So they're like, oh, I mean, that.
Toledo
Dude, Sharon was the one. At least in the.
Brett Vesely
That kind of dug him out of.
John Holmberg
The hole, helped him a couple of times. I'd say the most influential one of those three in his hairdresser, in their genre is Michael Jackson. Elvis, Ozzie and Michael. I don't know that Elvis is. Elvis had gospel and pop and it was rock and roll. But I mean, he was. Was Elvis influential because he didn't write music. He could sing like. He could sing like an angel. His voice was beautiful. But I don't know that Elvis was influential to other artists in the ways that. Outside of maybe just the performance on stage and he opened those doors, I think Michael was the most influential for what he. Well, I mean, his genre was pop music. And it would. It still resonates.
Toledo
The King of Pop.
John Holmberg
It still resonates in music today. Bruno Mars is amazing. He's like Michael Jackson. I mean, immediately. That's what people say. But rock music still owes it all to Ozzy too, at this point. Like what we play.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, it's on both sides of that page. It's got the.
John Holmberg
Huh? Oh, this?
Brett Vesely
Yeah, it's. It's the. The 2020 when Eddie Van Halen died.
John Holmberg
Oh, this. Oh, yeah. I'll get to that in a second. Did you found it? Yeah. This is not surprising, John, that Ozzy died at 76. But I am surprised he lived as long as he did. Rose to fame in the 70s and lives into his 70s. And the stuff in between. Yeah, that's. The stuff is like the things he did in between were the amazing parts, says John. Do you know what this means? You and the boys have to do an entire night of the Singing Dead show as Sabbath and Ozzy. I'm flying out for it. That's right. We've already dubbed it Oztoberfest. We're going to probably do Night of the Singing Dead in full Ozzy gear. The Osbournes will play live. And why? Because we want to. That sounds fun. And you'll realize there's 20 songs that are outrageous. So, John, Ozzy passing reminds me of a movie. It's from Andrew. Does it Remember the movie Walk Hard with John C. Reilly? Of course I do. At the end of his. At the end of it, he has his farewell concert and then just dies. It was like a poetic ending to the movie. And that's what Ozzy just did. It was. Yeah, storybook, poetic, beautiful.
Brett Vesely
Like you said, you couldn't end it any better. You couldn't write it.
John Holmberg
Could not. If you could have scripted it, you would have done it probably a little worse than this. Actually ended up being this guy says the father of metal, the Prince, the dark prince, the legend. So what nobody talks about was his farewell tour. Raised $190 million for charity. He deserves to be immortalized in our hearts and our minds. But let's not be sad, because he lived a hell of a lot longer than he deserved with all he did to his body. That is. That is true, too. 76 Holy smokes. Holmberg's Morning Sickness Holmberg's Morning Sickness 28.
Brett Vesely
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John Holmberg
Holmberg's morning sickness Cameron says Damn yous. I totally feel seen. When Dimebag died, I texted my friends about the news. Now I feel like I was that guy. When Dime died, though, it was like, what, 2004, 2005. Three, four.
Brett Vesely
He was David Moore back in 2004.
John Holmberg
Yeah, we were. Yeah. But that was. There was a reason for a David Moore back in 2004. In so many ways that that sentence makes sense. In so many possible ways that sentence adds up. But back in 2004, David Moore had a purpose. You weren't getting up.
David Moore
You weren't.
John Holmberg
No, I know I'm not helping this, but like, there was like, explain. Well, the life of David Moore had purpose in 2004, whereas today it's really just kind of irrelevant. Is this not better?
Brett Vesely
You're getting there.
John Holmberg
Am I help.
Brett Vesely
You're getting there.
John Holmberg
David Moore programs KSLX. There's no reason for that anymore. 2004, there was a purpose to him. You didn't get phone alerts in 2004. Your phone. Not everybody knew you still had to have that one friend that was like, did you hear?
Toledo
Or we had a. A news feed too.
John Holmberg
Well, radio also used to kind of give you. Did you hear what's going on? Breaking news. We're letting you know. We're like. A lot of people tell me that, like, you were the reason I knew 911 happened. You were the reason I knew Pat Tillman got killed. Like, I, I've. I've been on. I've been on the tail end of when radio was meaningful, when David Moore was meaningful. And I'm now and then today where it's just not as far as those kind of things go. It's still a fun thing to do, but it isn't. It is no longer going to. If it's breaking news to you, you stop paying attention and you know it. Like, you're like, oh, geez, I was just dialed out for the last couple days.
Toledo
But if you're, you know, news talk or whatever, it's.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Toledo
You still.
John Holmberg
Well, it has to lead to breaking news while you're on the air and.
Toledo
We'Re bracing it first.
Brett Vesely
Right.
Toledo
Well, I mean, they all take.
John Holmberg
Even. They don't do that as much TV does. The guys on, on radio, radio news, they just talk about what's happened. They're, they're. When you listen to talk radio, it's not the same as what it was was breaking news. A car is going to. They, they. This just in kind of as a thing maybe, but they don't go crazy with like breaking news like they're giving you. And it happened eight hours ago the way it used to. Like radio used to be like.
Toledo
I think they, they say it less, but they still lead with it. I mean, that's.
John Holmberg
Oh, they love being first.
Toledo
KTR does say whatever it is, but I think it. Whatever the story is breaking news, they.
John Holmberg
Love being first with stuff. But it is no longer where people get their information. I mean, it just isn't like when we used to.
Brett Vesely
You can't announce this concert until 8 o'.
John Holmberg
Clock.
Brett Vesely
It was already on the Internet at.
John Holmberg
3Am Everybody knows everything before we pretend like they're coming up 2000 or the week before.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, yeah.
John Holmberg
So getting back to my point, like when David Moore was relevant, that was like, that mattered in 2000. Now it's just now he's just running around for no reason. We don't, you know, we don't need a the British are coming guy anymore. Paul Revere would attacked. That's the whole point, you know. But it's a, it's a strange thing that we don't have that anymore. And again, like, when O.J. died, I got the alert along with everybody else. My phone blips, I'm like, Ah, O.J. passed away. We didn't put together like sweepers, breaking news. We didn't have this big thing because we knew at that moment in the old days, Toledo would have come in and go, hey, OJ Dot, I'm putting together a thing. We'll announce it next. We had time to think about, like, all right, we're gonna be the ones that let most of Phoenix know this just happened. Your phone lets you know way before. But in 04, nobody knew. When Dime died, I found. I found out through the radio. Ned Foster on KTAR told me about Dimebag on my drive in tragedy in Columbus, Ohio. And I'm like, what did Brady do?
Bruce St. James
Celebrate me home.
John Holmberg
That's the last thing they heard. But then Dime got shot at the Villa Rosa. And I'm like, holy cow. Came in immediately, started doing some work because I knew when we went on the air, there was going to be a lot of people waking up. That didn't know that you yet.
Toledo
And it was.
John Holmberg
I mean, it is now. That's not the case anymore. Cuz most people get up, look at their phone, see alerts, and they're like, boom, you'll get a couple. But it's not the way it used to be.
Toledo
Ronnie was a little upset at me yesterday.
John Holmberg
Why? Cuz you didn't tell her?
Toledo
Yeah, Kirby texted that, hey, Ozzy Osbourne. She's like, ozzy died? Why didn't you tell me?
John Holmberg
Just tell.
Brett Vesely
Just tell her you did.
John Holmberg
You.
Brett Vesely
She couldn't hear you over the sound.
John Holmberg
Of the bulls going crazy. That's how it goes.
Toledo
But it still works that way. You know, people don't get it until.
John Holmberg
It doesn't work that way. It's. It's the slight minority that still has to be told something's happened. It is not. It does not work that way. That is not the way things work anymore. I mean, the relevance factor of you being the person that is the catalyst for news. You running down the hall to tell everybody is. It's. It. To me, it's seen as ego and arrogance. I mean, if you're not going to.
Toledo
Get that news with your jitterbug phone.
John Holmberg
No, but if Ronnie's like, someone texts. Why didn't you tell me about Ozzy? Yeah, grab her by the back of the hair and take her over to the AT&T bill and go. I'm paying 95amonth for you to know things.
Brett Vesely
Get off the bowls and get on your phone.
John Holmberg
Yeah, we got to take your bowls away.
Toledo
But I, you know, it was a delay because I didn't have time to text her on that time frame of the two hour period. Basically because I was at seven brothers burgers having a delicious lunch.
John Holmberg
There's a Seven brothers? Yeah, there's a five guys in a set. Where's seven brothers? Okay, go ahead with your free plug.
Toledo
Oh, man.
John Holmberg
What'd you get for nothing? Here we go. He didn't even care that Ozzy D. Died. He's just mouthful.
Toledo
I. I saw it like, hey, yeah, still this guacamole burger, you chalk it.
John Holmberg
Up to yet another event where br. Another like, you know, like linchpin event in history where Brady had a mouthful of meat.
Toledo
That's a real tragedy.
John Holmberg
Ozzy died.
Bruce St. James
I'll text my wife when I'm done here.
John Holmberg
And you're the reason why radio doesn't announce things anymore.
Bruce St. James
What happened?
John Holmberg
About an hour ago while you were eating, the world blew up.
Bruce St. James
Oh, he's still dead. I was at seven Guys.
John Holmberg
This guy says, first concert I ever went to, his Oz Fest 07, I was laying on a towel on the grass, and I think Brady handed pit tickets. I'm like, this is awesome. Got to see Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath in the pit for my very first show. Benji Ward, look. Was it. It was Ozfest when we had the storm and then they hosed down the. The thing. Oh, yeah. We all did the slides down the hill. We were doing the head dots, the slip knot. I think that was Oz Fest. Maybe it was. I don't remember, but it was that.
Brett Vesely
It's happened a couple times, but, yeah, you guys went off on that one.
John Holmberg
Nuts. Yeah. You don't have to be the guy who tells everybody. At least not speedy. Like, you can. You know, you can say, oh, it's rough news about Ozzy or something like that. I was like, if somebody goes. I haven't heard. I'm like, oh, yeah, Ozzy. I was. But to run up and down the halls, and it's, you know, it's nobody's fault. I mean, that person still thinks that they have relevance, that they're. That their news and information. David Moore. That their news and information are. You know, he's the only one who has got a phone. I mean, I wanted him to calm down. Like, he looked frazzled.
Toledo
Yeah, but you understand hits people. That. And that really hit home.
John Holmberg
Yeah, but he. Yeah, but he couldn't wait to, like, shout it at another person. Like, if it hit home, wouldn't you just sit in your chair?
Toledo
That's how they deal with it.
John Holmberg
It is. I've never seen anybody Forrest Gump after that. It's a first.
Toledo
I know, but I just started.
John Holmberg
I just needed to go running.
Toledo
What happened, man, he's still running.
John Holmberg
He's there. He had a bell. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Hear ye, hear ye. No, we've got phones now. We don't need a town crier. Settle down. Then I. Yeah, I just walked down the hall afterwards, and everybody was calm. He was. He'd lost.
Brett Vesely
Was this it?
John Holmberg
Yeah, this is.
David Moore
Regulars are out. Sound the alarm.
John Holmberg
Exactly what it sounded like.
David Moore
Hundreds of them. They're headed for the stars of Concord. The regulars are on the road tonight.
John Holmberg
And I'm like, hey, David, I don't know where you got that horse.
Bruce St. James
Calm down.
John Holmberg
We're all. We're all. We all have phones. I want to make sure. I mean, okay. I just wanted to make sure that Larry knew. Larry's Jewish. Larry's Jewish. He might not have a very good phone. I'm Going to tell everybody at kdkb.
Toledo
You got any sugar cubes?
John Holmberg
The buttercup is really parched. Do you guys have any water? Wake up.
Bruce St. James
Something's happening.
John Holmberg
Yeah, there's a rider down Buckman shouting loud enough to wake everybody up. Grenadiers light infancy. Is this the David Moore life story? We need to wait around to see, but there's no doubt about it at all. They crossed the Charles river and formed up on the monotony road. We all have phones, dude. We know. Why did you wake us? One took off for Medford, one for Brookline.
David Moore
Regulars are out. Come on. The alarm. The regulars are out. Hundreds of them.
John Holmberg
I love David Moore. Revere. It was nuts. And I. And the worst part is, is that I get the news of Ozzy passing away while I'm giggling. Ozzy said, calm down. What were you just running around? Well, that can't be why you were running. You have to go to the bathroom. I just want to let everybody know. Jiggled my phone. We got it. My phone. Everybody's phone just buzzed. Except Ronnie's. Everybody. No. Is this the story?
Brett Vesely
It says it's down near the end. Might be on the side.
John Holmberg
This is. This is Pratt's eulogy to Eddie Van Halen, which is strikingly familiar. I remember he called me at home and people were calling me a sellout for doing. Or called him a sellout for doing a guitar solo. Oh, Jesus Christ. Says, I read the whole thing. Last time he spoke to Van Halen, Eddie Van Halen, dj, had left his gig at KUPD for country, which was not the case. He left for an alternative rock station and just got bounced all over the place and left again.
Toledo
And they got a shot of having Howard Stern.
John Holmberg
Yeah, people were giving me grief for selling out. Then Van Halen emailed Pratt. This is different than the time I've. I've actually heard him say.
Brett Vesely
Oh, it goes to the call, too.
John Holmberg
No, it goes on a simple message of support. And it just said, love you, man. Cuz it means so much to the Van Halen family when a local radio guy switches jobs. They spoke by phone after that message, and he noted that people once called him a sellout for doing a guitar solo. Michael Jackson on Beat it, and then again adding a synthesizer for the song Jump. And I remember at the end of the call, he wished me luck in country and told me to play Happy Trails for him. Signature Van Halen covered class. God, that guy is a piece of.
Toledo
None of that.
John Holmberg
None of it ever happened. I hate him too much. I Just do. It's bad. You know, I'm gonna. I gotta go tell everybody I don't like Dave cradle if you don't mind. They gotta do everybody.
David Moore
The regulars are out. Hundreds of em. They're headed for the storm today.
John Holmberg
I'm just gonna run around the building and go like 911 happened. 911 happened. Like it was 25 years ago. Oh, you guys know President Kennedy's been shot? What?
David Moore
The regulators are out. Sound the alarm. The regulators are out.
John Holmberg
Trump's been re elected. We all know.
Brett Vesely
You better ride over to Gilbert because apparently Ronnie didn't know.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Oh, cinema. I guarantee you Brady's at a food event and Ronnie has not gotten the information because evidently she's a puritan who isn't allowed to get information until pop pop.
Toledo
Yes, she does get from me, but.
Brett Vesely
She does breaking news from the morning.
Toledo
You know, sometimes if things happen in, in the morning, I'll come home like after the show or whatever and say oh yeah.
John Holmberg
Or is she just waking up when you get home? Is that why.
Toledo
No, she's up but does not. She's watching them.
John Holmberg
Doesn't go to her phone for that. Like she is one of the rare ones.
Toledo
Yeah.
John Holmberg
All right, well we'll give Dave more her number and then next time something happens he can just go haul ass down to Gilbert. It was the running that made me laugh. Especially because he's so. And the little dull thuds of his feet were just for. I swear it was for. Have you ever hear somebody coming up the stairs here and you're like, when are they going to arrive? It sounds like, like just clunk girls from downstairs.
Brett Vesely
Those heels and stuff.
John Holmberg
Please.
Toledo
Occasional wipeout.
John Holmberg
There's one. There's only been 13 or 14 steps. Why do I hear 67 different clip clops and then they finally emerge. I'm like, Susan, for Christ's sake, what took so long? She was goose stepping up the stairs. I see. That's harder to do. Yeah, and I understand the motivation behind it, but I mean, just keep your cool. We're all good. I just got a picture of Keith Richards and said tick tock. Yeah, I mean Keith Richards should come on. How's that still going on? And who will be third? The Malcolm, Jamal Warner, Ozzy.
Toledo
I told you this morning, there's a prime candidate. Tom Jones.
John Holmberg
And Tom Jones canceled his show. Yeah.
Toledo
So 85 years old.
Brett Vesely
Steve Miller canceled all his too though.
Toledo
Well, that's global warming.
John Holmberg
Well, that is true. He canceled because of the ozone layer. I don't know what happened. David Moore Told me about that yesterday.
David Moore
The regulars are out. Power the alarm.
John Holmberg
Everybody here hates us already. I don't even care.
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John Holmberg
Holmberg's morning sickness. I got. I got Susan down there, David Moore, Revere.
David Moore
The regulars are out.
John Holmberg
I don't care. They've been trying to push me out for a year now. I'm fine. I'm staying.
Toledo
But usually there's someone at work that is that person that feels they need.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Because they're.
Toledo
People know.
John Holmberg
It's an arrogance.
Toledo
The scoop.
John Holmberg
I'm the. I am the one who has to let you know the news. I am. I am the one who always thinks you know and then wants to come up with an interesting way to talk about it rather than just break the news to you and react. Although there are times that as it's happening, it's different. Different.
Toledo
Well, but again, if I notified you, it gave you enough time to put your package together, literally. Say what you.
John Holmberg
Literally. I was looking at the phone and it said rock legend Ozzy Osbourne passes. And I put my phone down and that's when I heard the pitter patter of baby feet down the hall, like, losing it. And he doesn't need to Be running. I've seen it. It isn't pretty. And he's not for him. It's not for him. He'll come in and yell at me later today and I'll just laugh.
Toledo
But.
John Holmberg
Stay calm. And when O.J. died, I got the alert through the phone, so I know it was out to a time.
Bruce St. James
OJ's dad.
David Moore
You guys are. The regulars are.
John Holmberg
And I was the only one who cared like I was. But I would never have gotten up and started to run around. Go oj. Oh, J. I just told you guys. My God. Geez, my phone. O.J. just passed away. How about that? And selfishly I thought, oh, my good impressions are dying. Yeah, I thought that yesterday too. That's because I'm not pals with these people. I wish I was. I'd be honest with. I wish I was friends with Ozzy. That sounds great. And I don't know how great that actually would have been. Thinking about it like being friends with Ozzy would be like, oh boy. Especially at certain times. Like, I don't know if I want to go out with him tonight. Hey, John. We were thinking about maybe going out and grabbing a couple of pups. I'm gonna stay in tonight. Oz, come on, mate, get out. Let's go, honey. Ozzy wants to go drinking.
Toledo
Okay. See you in two days.
John Holmberg
I guess I'll see you in September. I don't really want to go.
Bruce St. James
Oh, you do too.
John Holmberg
I really don't like. You have no idea how bad this gets. It's just so strange. H. Anyway, he's here. I gotta go. Anyway, it's just a weird thing. The whole place got weird yesterday. I deal with death in a strange way. And Brady does too. He just. He fires meat into his mouth immediately. Like a gay porn star. He says, tell Brady only communicates with Ronnie by bowl a gram. So he had to have a bowl of. He ate his food and then. And figured out how to tell it.
Brett Vesely
Was a via check. Afterwards.
John Holmberg
He'S gone. You have to sing it to her through bowl regulator. And then she was upset with you that you didn't tell her.
Toledo
Just kind of saying, hey you. How come you didn't tell me? She'll say that every now and then. She's right. Usually I would say, you know, something like that. I'll run it by her. Or no, be honest. Was it because, you know, Ozzy died?
John Holmberg
Let me ask you this. Was the. Honestly, was it because when you got home you still didn't know she broke the news tune? You didn't want to act like. Because you were so deep into that sandwich when you got home. So you didn't. You didn't really know.
Toledo
I had enough time to say that. And usually I would say this. And by the way, if you. Yeah, you know, Aussie. Because it was really right in that.
John Holmberg
You know, like 11 o', clock, you'd already eaten a hamburger.
Toledo
I. I had to, you know, get some lab work, some blood work done, and then I'm hungry after that.
John Holmberg
But you didn't think, like Ronnie's homie we'd go to lunch together. You had to have a baby.
Toledo
No, I said I was going there and I go, do you want me to bring you home something?
John Holmberg
So you were talking to her.
Toledo
Yes. And I didn't say anything then.
John Holmberg
I don't think that's true. I think you might have imagined that part. I think you got blood work done while you ate a hamburger and then passed out for a little bit, came home home, fever, dreamed the middle part about asking if anybody.
Toledo
But I didn't think of anything to say. Usually that would be pretty topical. I have seen she did like Black Sabbath growing up.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Well, then. But that's the thing.
Toledo
She had a best friend. You know, I was really into it and I figured.
John Holmberg
And then Kirby. Yeah, she should have had other friends. Worked out like, I got a billion of them from people. It was almost kind of annoying.
Toledo
Kirby's good at getting news now.
John Holmberg
Well, yeah, because everybody, every football should be Freddie. We all are. She's not a scoop. She's my scoop. Yeah, we're all kind of. Yeah, we all kind of got it.
Toledo
I know. 98 of the time I've got that news. But it's funny.
John Holmberg
We all. I've seen you in fever food dreams, and I know for a fact that yesterday you probably didn't know about Ozzy until after everybody else because you had your mindset on that.
Toledo
No, I remember talking about with the. I told the phlebotomist. He was there.
John Holmberg
Yeah. You told the lady taking your blood. Yeah.
Toledo
I go, hey, did you know.
Bruce St. James
Hear about Ozzy? You're about seven brothers burgers. That's more. I'm gonna kill some today. I'm gonna. I'm gonna name that burger Ozzy. I'm gonna put it out of its misery.
Toledo
You know, I'm gonna mourn eating some coconut shrimp.
John Holmberg
What are. What is seven brothers? What's.
Toledo
Okay, so about 10 years.
John Holmberg
This is now. He's got information for us.
Brett Vesely
Oh, this is breaking news.
John Holmberg
Gotta tell us about seven brothers.
Toledo
You might so the seven brothers are from Hawaii and they were going to come out here, so a food truck came by and fed us. They came out here and they had these hamburgers like teriyaki burger and all that. They fed the staff.
John Holmberg
I don't remember.
Toledo
It was 10 years ago.
John Holmberg
I don't think I would have eaten.
Toledo
They've done up. They've opened up three brick and mortar. One was in Gilbert, there's one in Peoria, and then no one.
John Holmberg
And it's been on your mind since that truck was.
Toledo
No, they just opened the one in Gilbert.
John Holmberg
Gilbert.
Toledo
Oh, I get a little excited about stuff.
John Holmberg
Have you remembered the truck?
Brett Vesely
So which one did you get?
Toledo
I knew the. So I had the.
John Holmberg
Oh, you. He was going to start a sentence and you put the menu on the screen.
Toledo
It was over Sterling's Teriyaki.
John Holmberg
You ate two burgers.
Toledo
I split and tried a bunch of samples.
John Holmberg
Had a blood test.
Toledo
It was just a tiny lunch.
John Holmberg
Light lunch at 11am before you even communicate with your family. It's like, load me up.
Toledo
It was just a light lunch.
John Holmberg
There's six plates in front of you.
Brett Vesely
Oh, my God.
Toledo
Grandma's banana bread.
Brett Vesely
Hold on.
John Holmberg
This wasn't a stop off. You would pre. Arrange some sort of. Give me.
Toledo
I said I'm heading over there. I told.
John Holmberg
What do you mean? What does that mean?
Toledo
I. I text my buddy Steve. I'm going. I heard the seven brothers just opened up.
Brett Vesely
Related to this?
Toledo
This. He knew the guys.
Brett Vesely
He must have the salad too because there's the coconut shrimp.
John Holmberg
How good he is. He knows a guy who knows the owner.
Brett Vesely
Of course.
John Holmberg
Calls him and says, I'm heading over to the. Of course you needed him to go.
Brett Vesely
Thanks. Brady Pratt.
John Holmberg
Yeah, that's very.
Bruce St. James
So, buddy, out of the blue, how are you? I'm heading over to that restaurant where you know the owner.
Toledo
I was going regardless.
John Holmberg
No, you weren't. Yeah, you weren't going.
Toledo
I told him. That's why.
John Holmberg
Why did you. You. No way. You called him because you knew. Be honest.
Toledo
He was the one that told me about it to begin with.
John Holmberg
Right. These guys are coming up because you knew when he. If he goes with you, you get six burgers.
Toledo
Maybe a little.
John Holmberg
Exactly. You're not. You're not clever.
Brett Vesely
Here's where the coconut shrimp came up. They have it there too.
John Holmberg
Well, that's what he's talking about. Yeah, he got it there as well.
Bruce St. James
Hold the salad part. What is that crap? Would you drag it through the mud and the grass? Get it off.
Brett Vesely
We know you didn't get to Keep the country. Because that's the vegetarian burger.
Bruce St. James
No, I threw that on the ground.
Toledo
Skip.
Brett Vesely
Skip.
Bruce St. James
Stupid hippie burger.
Brett Vesely
Here's the fries. Which fries did you get?
Bruce St. James
Oh, I had all three of those.
Toledo
The. The crazy.
John Holmberg
Of course. Well, those were your favorite fries. Yeah. And. And the other fries. You are a can't even just go there and say, I'll try it myself and then I'll call the guy who knows the own. Tell them what I thought you went over there with intention.
Brett Vesely
There's mom.
John Holmberg
Tons of free food.
Brett Vesely
There's dessert.
John Holmberg
Yeah, delicious. Just say it. Just say it out loud. Oh, absolutely. Called that guy in an attempt to get a full free meal and to sample everything for nothing. Just say it.
Toledo
I did. You said you want to go over there.
John Holmberg
You knew what that was doing. Brady, Godamn it. Just say it. It's worse that you act like you were surprised by all the freebies when you brought the Dude.
Toledo
I was. I. I was not expecting that.
John Holmberg
You were expecting something for nothing.
Toledo
No, I was going over there for lunch and it was that.
John Holmberg
And you called the guy who owns. Knows the owner.
Toledo
I didn't.
John Holmberg
Yeah, you know how it does it. Is it just me or does it sound like, oh, this is exactly the plan. Of course. Just say so. Nobody's mad at you for doing it. Just. We're mad at you for lying.
Toledo
The intention.
John Holmberg
Look, Dave, we're mad at you for lying. That's all we're mad at. We love that you do it. We just are mad that you act like you don't. I think it's wonderful. I don't have that gene. I wish I did. I don't. You do. But the problem is you have.
Toledo
I did the same thing.
John Holmberg
I know. You do it all the time. You pratt your way to meals with people.
Toledo
I did the same thing. Wow. They just opened up a vegan Gilbert.
John Holmberg
That's fantastic.
Toledo
Hey, I'm going over there. That's all I did.
John Holmberg
Right.
Brett Vesely
Because your daughter works.
John Holmberg
You're not supporting. You're getting free stuff.
Toledo
I didn't.
John Holmberg
Okay, but you want it. It. There's no reason. There's no reason to call the owner of a restaurant on your way in.
Brett Vesely
It wasn't free.
John Holmberg
There's no reason for it. Unless you want.
I
There's two reasons.
John Holmberg
Yeah. What's your.
Toledo
What's your motivation was thank you for hiring my dog.
John Holmberg
Right. Because you got your daughter a job there. But the first, anytime you call a restaurateur to say on my way in, it's to. To prompt them to get free stuff, right?
Toledo
To call ahead. They don't care.
I
Hey, just so you know, I'm coming.
Brett Vesely
I'm just happy they had a burger joint, no less.
Toledo
Well, that one was to see he. If he's there. Because we.
David Moore
That's what we're saying.
John Holmberg
So he can give you free stuff. If he's not there, there's no point. You weren't there.
Toledo
You weren't there.
John Holmberg
There's no point to tell a guy who's in Hawaii where you are. It doesn't matter if he's there. It's like, ha, ha ha. Your little hands rub together. You start driving with your knees.
Toledo
Sometimes it works out that way.
John Holmberg
That's all we're saying. We know, and we love that about you. Stop lying. You know, the only one you're lying to is you. You. It's transparent. It's ugly. It's. It's. The lies are bad. Just say, oh, yeah, I got another free meal yesterday. It was great. Called this guy who knows the owner of this place, and they decked us out. Awesome. Good on you.
Brett Vesely
Brady's bluffing. I agree. It was planned out.
John Holmberg
It's all planned out. This is disgusting. That's the first. This is disgusting. You're the only one who doesn't hear it.
Brett Vesely
Thank God Brady hasn't gotten past local radio fame. I don't think his stomach could handle any more notoriety.
John Holmberg
John, it's time for you to pass the nose over to the real Jew on the show. Oh, man. The ceremonial passing of the nose. Just don't lie about it. You called the guy who knows the owner in hopes that that would result in some sort of an extra.
Toledo
Yes, but that's not true.
John Holmberg
Why. Yes, it is.
Toledo
It's not in hopes.
John Holmberg
Yes, it is. It's part of the plan. It's a little bit of the plan going. If I call this guy, he knows the owner, I'll get in with the owner. Maybe something happens here. Otherwise you just go and like, hey, Brady's here. Here. Or call the guy and go, you want to go grab some lunch? I was going to go to that place. Sure. Like, we don't. I don't want to talk to the owner or anything. I want to try it on my own.
Toledo
Yeah, I. Well, I didn't know the owners were there.
John Holmberg
You knew what you were doing then. Same reason you called the guy from the vig to see if he was there. It's a. It's a. It's the way this works, and you're good at it. Take credit for it. Stop denying this. You're great. Brett, tell him.
Brett Vesely
You're great.
John Holmberg
Best I've ever seen. You're the best around. Yeah, I said when Brady dies, I think every single restaurant restaurateur locally will breathe a collective sigh of relief if they can finally turn a profit. The days Brady comes in.
Bruce St. James
So figured I'd darken your door today. Yeah, good. I'm heading over there now.
John Holmberg
Oh, we're not there.
Bruce St. James
Oh, Mara. I'll come tomorrow then. When are you there next?
Toledo
Oh, yeah, I'm not coming.
John Holmberg
Come on, nobody goes to a restaurant and gets seven plates of food unless they pre warn everybody that they're on their way. And there's, you know, something in it for you too, in the end. I'll talk about you tomorrow. This is the Morning Cup. This is. It's been going on for 20 something years. It's brilliant. Brilliant. He's coming all the time.
Bruce St. James
Went over that son of a fish. Got myself some like.
John Holmberg
What are you talking about, Chuck Artigue? Stop talking about places that don't advertise. You're getting free crap. That's illegal.
Bruce St. James
To the contrary. I only got a couple of free castles and a blowfish.
John Holmberg
Shut up, Brady.
Toledo
Have you been to Casanova Brothers yet, Chuck?
Brett Vesely
Here comes Paul Revere. He's walking in the door right now.
John Holmberg
Oh, is he down there?
David Moore
You guys are out.
John Holmberg
Does he have a paper and a tri tip hat?
David Moore
Hundreds of them.
John Holmberg
Watch David.
Toledo
Anyway, you said tri tip.
John Holmberg
I'm. I know.
Brett Vesely
Here we go.
John Holmberg
Thanks.
Bruce St. James
You can make a phone call.
Brett Vesely
Show's over.
John Holmberg
On my way over.
Bruce St. James
Like speak to the manager, please.
John Holmberg
Is there a problem?
Bruce St. James
Not yet.
John Holmberg
HB's Morning Sickness 28. Holmberg's Morning Sickness? Yeah.
Toledo
There's only one place.
Bruce St. James
If the manager. If the manager's not present, we'll have a problem. But he should be there, right?
John Holmberg
The owner, nobody else. Brett, you never call a place and go, hey, I'm on my way in, baby. Celebrate me home.
Bruce St. James
I'm gonna do you a favor today and show up.
John Holmberg
Oh, thanks. We have a menu and prices is. It's open every day.
Bruce St. James
Just thought I'd pop by and let you know you got me today.
Brett Vesely
We should have had him call ahead for that choa when we all went to dinner the other night.
John Holmberg
Been great.
Bruce St. James
He's the head muckety muck there, Chief. Stakes a lot in the room. I'd like to chat with him.
Toledo
Chief.
John Holmberg
Steaks a lot. Come on, man, just say it.
Bruce St. James
Yeah, that's what I was doing.
Toledo
It's not it's not always true.
John Holmberg
Always true, but it's true a lot. That's enough. That's all you need. That's the noise of a liar.
Toledo
When I went to Local Legend, I told you I was going there.
Brett Vesely
He did. He did.
Toledo
What happened?
Brett Vesely
He paid.
John Holmberg
Of course, because you told him, hey, he's not coming in for free.
Toledo
Nobody says, I didn't know.
John Holmberg
Because that's the brilliance of the Cup. You don't ask for it for free. You let people know you're going to and open to the public establishment, as if that's different than any. Anyone else going. And you call people who know the owners. That is an attempt to go. Little special treatment coming your way. If it doesn't happen, give it my all instead of just going there and having it. And then maybe Matthias comes up, goes.
Toledo
Hey, Brady, I do that just as much.
John Holmberg
Okay. But you also do more than anyone in the world, call the place before you go in in the hopes that. That the guy you know is there and there might be a little bit of a, you know, a tour of the kitchen. Like a culinary hand job. Yeah, yeah.
Brett Vesely
Yes.
John Holmberg
And okay, nobody's mad at you for this. You're the only one that feels the need to lie about it.
Toledo
I don't feel I'm lying about it, Brett, why call?
John Holmberg
I've. I would go to Local Legends. I'm not gonna call Brett first unless I'm meeting him there. But if I'm like, hey, Brett, tell you a little lady, she's lucky today because I'm on my way over there.
Toledo
And we were gonna meet.
Brett Vesely
We were gonna meet him, but it was. He went a different day.
John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah, right. When you weren't there, but he still called you, knowing you weren't gonna be.
Bruce St. James
There, going, just let the people in play now.
Toledo
The initial thing, we'll do another day, and I got no problem. I'm just gonna go over there at breakfast. I want to.
John Holmberg
Well, then I should have just gone. What'd you have to call? You said he called you.
Brett Vesely
He called me when he was there. He did. Or he texted me.
John Holmberg
Oh, while he was there?
Toledo
Yeah, he had something he had to do. I couldn't do the exercise.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, we just moved in the house that day, so.
John Holmberg
Yeah, but you still went over there and then called him and said, I'm here anyway. Who do I talk to? That's exactly why you would call him. That's the reason you would call. Otherwise, you just tell him the next day he went to Local Legends. It was great.
Toledo
I more or less did after I.
John Holmberg
No, you did it while you were there, before the bill showed up in hopes.
Toledo
I think it was like we were gonna go there for lunch, but I'm like, I'm already here. I went to breakfast, said, I'm gonna try it out, of course.
John Holmberg
And then the next day you said, hey, I really enjoyed local legends. That was good. Instead, you called before the bill afternoon. Right.
Toledo
And I sent.
John Holmberg
And you were still there.
Toledo
Miss Arizona Bike Week.
John Holmberg
All right, you can keep living that lie. Nobody I know calls ahead of time to tell people you're going to an open establishment, Dillards.
Bruce St. James
What's going on? Yeah, I'm gonna be popping in there. Is Fred Goldman still work there?
John Holmberg
You know, is Brady Tart part of.
Brett Vesely
The W, man, That's what it is.
John Holmberg
That's what you're doing.
Toledo
I'm in the W. I don't want that to happen.
John Holmberg
That's what you're doing.
Toledo
That's why I call ahead.
John Holmberg
You're skipping the red velvet. Skipping the red velvet. Yeah. That when Brady dies, all the chefs of the city are going to hold. Going to line up in the streets holding their spatulas high over Brady's casket, draped in a porkopolis flag. He cruises by in the food truck hearse Celebrate Me Home playing in the background.
Toledo
That's going to be awesome.
John Holmberg
You act like we're reprimanding you. You should just sit back and go. It's an amazing thing. I have a gift. I have a gift to. To. I don't know where it came from, but that I can do. The dude. Dude, that. It's that one. Like, I have that one friend. He's just like, the dude can talk to anybody, and he swings at everything. He has no fear of. And he said it. He said, even when he was younger, he goes, I never had the fear some guys have of walking up to a girl and just starting to go. My buddy Kevin Manion, who was a little, kind of odd little trolley man, he wasn't. He. He would talk to every girl in. Out of his league, and the guy scored more than he swung at every pitch. You do that with food. It's. It's. It's amazing. And moreover, kind of in a gray area of legality when it comes to radio, that you got a bunch of free food and then you announced it the next day. I feel like when Brady gets the bill, he just signs it.
Bruce St. James
There it is. That signature is worth every bit the amount you were going to charge me. Here you go, buddy.
Toledo
Here's an eight by 11.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Brady, that tremor you hear in the owner's voice, isn't them excited about you showing up? It's fear.
Bruce St. James
Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna go ahead and pop over to your establishment. How you feel about.
Toledo
Let's let you know how you feel.
Bruce St. James
About that today, okay? Yeah, I can hear it in your voice. It's just me.
John Holmberg
I'm not regulator.
Bruce St. James
I'm not. I'm not bringing. Not bringing. Bringing Brad Pitt or anything. It's gonna feel a lot like that's happening. So clear the paparazz, if you don't mind.
Brett Vesely
Before I get in, start cooking tong. I'll be there in a bit.
Bruce St. James
And I'm gonna be there just to solo.
Toledo
Let the old lady know. Get on the.
Bruce St. James
Yeah, I'm gonna be there solo. I'm gonna need a table for six, though, for all the plates that I. Why don't you just give me the whole menu there? Give me the lot. Don't skimp on the eggs. I think we both follow the movie.
John Holmberg
He's creosote. Oh, Mr. Creosote, welcome.
Toledo
Just one little mini.
John Holmberg
Can I get you anything, sir? Bring me the lot. And don't skimp on the eggs. But of course. You're Creosote. Creosote called ahead. We Creosote everyone. You're creos. At least Mr. Creusot knew he was at least a dick to the staff. Get me a bucket. I'm gonna throw up and off anyway. You're a fun person. It's a superpower, Brady. You just open your shirt up, have your superpower. Have a G on your chest for Grifter.
Bruce St. James
I'm grifter man.
John Holmberg
Grifter man's outside. What do we do? Give him a table for six. Get him all the fries we've got.
Bruce St. James
That's good work. I thought I'd call ahead. Most people do that, right? They call and ask for the owner and say, I'm coming in.
John Holmberg
No one, sir. You're the only one.
Bruce St. James
That's weird. I'm just gonna store that in a corner and act like it didn't happen. Everyone, everyone, listen.
John Holmberg
The grifter is coming. The grifter.
David Moore
The regulars are out. Power the alarm.
John Holmberg
David Moore should get hired outside restaurants before Brady arrives, just to warn the kitchen he's coming.
David Moore
The regulators are out. Power the alarm.
John Holmberg
That's something you don't get a phone alert about, but probably you will soon. You cultivate.
Toledo
Be ready.
John Holmberg
Friend of the owner just to go have lunch with Him.
Bruce St. James
Thought I'd let you know my current location.
John Holmberg
Why?
Bruce St. James
Meh. No reason. I'm going to your friend's restaurant though. Maybe you should join.
John Holmberg
Yeah, it's 11 o'. Clock. I don't really want like 20 pounds of burgers quite yet, but.
Bruce St. James
Well, I mean I'm going there. What's his name? You want to give him a Ringle? 10 years ago you guys parked a truck in front of my work and I ate one of your places. Said you're welcome.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I remember that truck now. Cuz I don't need out of food trucks. But I remember the truck was blue. Right, Like a big light blue truck. Yeah, yeah. I can't eat at a food truck so I just. Where are you going today?
Toledo
Haven't decided.
John Holmberg
Decided. Haven't got to go through your contact.
Toledo
Make a couple calls.
Brett Vesely
He's got to call the the stadium before we get there.
John Holmberg
Oh my God.
Toledo
Yeah, I let the the entering service.
Brett Vesely
Now call Tori and tell them we're gonna be there.
Bruce St. James
Hey Lavella, what's going on? It looks like you're sellers this year anyway.
Toledo
Make sure there's a little room for the George Foreman grills coming in clubhouse.
John Holmberg
I guarantee everybody's gonna walk in there. And he won't now that I say it. But I've always watched Brady walk in sweets and stuff. And head turns right towards that thing of those. Those tins, those silver tins.
Bruce St. James
Hi, how you doing?
Brett Vesely
Chafing dishes.
Bruce St. James
Yeah, what's up Susan? How are you?
John Holmberg
He looks over and then you just hear click clunk.
Toledo
What do we got today?
John Holmberg
Click clunk. He's just seeing what's in there. It's just he's eyeballing, he's. He's looking at the defense, he's reading the D. Got a plate in his hand.
Toledo
Waiting for that dessert trolley.
John Holmberg
He's got a nickname for all of it.
Bruce St. James
Got the glizzies here, got the chicks fings here.
Toledo
Planks.
Bruce St. James
You can make yourself a little chick sand if you want to with the glizzy bread, the chicks things, the chicky planks.
Toledo
Time's the dessert cart coming back because.
Bruce St. James
They'Ve got a little trolley, 4 pound chocolate rice, crispy square that I want. I know the owner of the cart.
Brett Vesely
They want Brady the Mooch and the Guadalupe Square.
John Holmberg
Yeah, well we get them every day. Why? Why? Why not Brady the Mooch? Yeah, that's better than the G. A big M on his chest.
Bruce St. James
I'm the moochman.
John Holmberg
So you haven't decided for what's for? Lunch yet because nobody's gotten back to you and where they're gonna be. That's how that works. Just admit it. You like calling and getting the free thing. That is a. That's quite a spread. Yesterday for a guy who was, you know, it was going out to lunch. Yeah, they took it. Area. Where is it? Seven guys something. Seven.
Toledo
Seven brothers opening, Gilbert.
John Holmberg
All right.
Toledo
Santan Village area addresses.
Bruce St. James
Ask for the Brady special and get 10% off. I'm just saying.
Toledo
I'm just saying.
Bruce St. James
Don't keep it. He sent you free to go.
John Holmberg
It's illegal.
Toledo
Free to go.
John Holmberg
So I think Brady thinks right after he gets off the phone with the restaurant.
Bruce St. James
I earned this.
John Holmberg
Sure, you can come in. We're open at 11. No, no, no.
Bruce St. James
You don't understand. I'm coming in to your restaurant.
John Holmberg
Yeah, there's plenty of people gonna do this. There's people that are gonna be like, we get it every day.
Bruce St. James
No, you're not following. I'll be there tomorrow. Tomorrow. We know each other. Table for six.
John Holmberg
Oh, you'll have some guests joining you.
Toledo
No.
Bruce St. James
I am the. I'm the holy trinity of food guest. I am the Father, Son and holy Spirit of food. Guests, table for six, please.
Brett Vesely
Except those other three don't count.
Bruce St. James
It's just me, though. I'm eating for three. I'm like Octomom at the six month mark. I'm eating for nine, but it's just me sitting at the table.
John Holmberg
You? I'm just glad Ozzy wasn't here to hear this. Lies. Sorry about that. What do you got on the big board of musical treats there, Brett?
Toledo
Yes. Minnie the Moocher.
Brett Vesely
No, that'll make it. Yeah.
Toledo
All right.
Brett Vesely
Wake up Song brought to you by Action Ride Shop. Ditch the horse and get on a bike and announce to everybody that Ozzy passed. So go get yourself.
Bruce St. James
You cannot leave again.
John Holmberg
Oh, God.
Toledo
My.
John Holmberg
I wonder if he'll come. Like lightly jogging down today. Just making sure you guys knew it's very important, your station. Okay. Thanks, David.
Brett Vesely
Oh, Josh has got the new Pivots in stock, the new Firebird. Everything you're going to need from Pivot, Santa Cruz, Rocky Mountain, you name it, he's got it. He's going to get you on the trails. Or if you got that old bike in the garage, best wrenches in town. They're going to get you all dialed in for bike season. So, actionrideshop.com@the original location right there on Gilbert Road in Southern. And of course, course, the brand new one right there at the Hoss trailhead on power Road. And McDowell. It is Action Ride Shop. Actionrideshop.com There you go. And of course, we know where it's going.
John Holmberg
It's Ozzy.
Brett Vesely
I don't want to stop. Miracle Man. Diary of a Madman. Ultimate Sin. See you on the other side. Shot in the dark. Suicide solution. Mr. Tinker Train. Black Sabbath's Black Sabbath. Because that was the first we ever heard of Ozzy. The very first song on the first album. Into the Void System of the universe. Mr. Crowley, parenthood. Paranoid. Let's do two just goes on.
John Holmberg
Okay, let's do you. You love the Ultimate Sin. Love it. Which is a great song. That is a fantastic song. And then let's do Black Sabbath. Black Sabbath.
Brett Vesely
Okay.
John Holmberg
Because that was the thing that everybody. What was that? Yeah, it was the very first one of the. That kicked it all off.
Brett Vesely
That's a creepy song, too. Like the beginning with all the rain and thunder and stuff.
John Holmberg
Phenomenal.
Brett Vesely
Then the album cover with the little green lady and the.
John Holmberg
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that was the first one.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, that was the first album.
John Holmberg
All right.
Brett Vesely
Black Sabbath.
John Holmberg
Black Cyrus. Well, let's have it for the Prince of Darkness and the. What I consider the king of heavy metal. No question about it. It's Ozzy Osborne, everybody. The Ultimate Sin. And then we'll follow it up. A little Black Sabbath for the great One, as we honor him a little while longer. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
Episode: July 23, 2025
Host/Author: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Episode Title: Listeners Share Their Ozzy Stories - People Who Excitedly Share Breaking News Like Our CoWorker When You Already Have It On Your Phone
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness hosted by John Holmberg alongside Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, the team delves into heartfelt and humorous listener stories surrounding the legendary Ozzy Osbourne. The discussion intertwines personal anecdotes, reflections on the evolution of news dissemination, and playful banter about co-worker antics.
The core of the episode revolves around listeners sharing their memorable encounters and experiences with Ozzy Osbourne. John Holmberg initiates the segment by addressing the recent passing of Ozzy, sparking a wave of shared memories from dedicated fans.
Personal Concert Memories:
A listener recalls attending a Black Sabbath concert in 1972, sharing, "We were in the second row at Celebrity Theater, and we were close enough to spit on Ozzy, who was about 20 years old at the time. Core memory." (04:37)
Fake Interviews and Performances:
Discussions highlight fabricated stories about Ozzy, such as a staged interaction with Dave Pratt and the infamous performance mishaps. John remarks, "It's his biography is the funniest lie of all time," emphasizing the blend of truth and fiction in rock legends' tales. (05:22)
Ozfest Experiences:
Another listener shares attending Ozfest in 2007, detailing the band's onstage dynamics and Ozzy's struggles, "Randy, Tommy. Oh, my God, Detroit again. Amazing stuff." (10:27) This paints a vivid picture of the highs and lows experienced during Ozzy's performances.
A significant portion of the episode discusses how the landscape of breaking news has transformed over the decades. The hosts reflect nostalgically on the days when radio stations like KTR dominated as primary news sources.
Radio's Diminished Role:
John Holmberg laments, "We had time to think about, like, all right, we're gonna be the ones that let most of Phoenix know this just happened." (18:11) contrasting it with today's instant phone alerts.
Listener Feedback on News Delivery:
The hosts receive feedback highlighting the frustration of relying on radio for urgent news, especially when digital notifications have taken over. John shares, "Radio used to be like... your phone lets you know way before." (21:29)
Impact on Community Awareness:
The discussion underscores how the immediacy of phone alerts has both positive and negative effects on community awareness and the role of local radio personalities.
Amidst the serious discussions, the episode introduces a humorous subplot involving co-workers' exaggerated responses to breaking news.
Brady's Free Lunch Grift at 7 Brothers Burgers:
A recurring joke centers around Brady Bogen's attempts to secure free meals by "calling ahead" and leveraging connections, leading to playful ribbing from Bret and Dick. For instance, John criticizes Brady, saying, "There's no reason to call the owner of a restaurant on your way in." (22:38)
Teasing and Friendly Banter:
The hosts engage in light-hearted teasing about each other's antics, with Bret chiding Brady, "She couldn't hear you over the sound." (22:04) and Dick quipping, "I'm gonna name that burger Ozzy. I'm gonna put it out of its misery." (40:55) This segment adds a layer of camaraderie and levity to the episode.
As the episode draws to a close, the hosts offer heartfelt tributes to Ozzy Osbourne, celebrating his enduring legacy in the music world.
Honoring Ozzy's Impact:
John Holmberg states, "He deserves to be immortalized in our hearts and our minds. But let's not be sad, because he lived a hell of a lot longer than he deserved with all he did to his body." (14:55) acknowledging the struggles Ozzy faced throughout his career.
Musical Tributes:
The episode ends with the hosts playing iconic tracks from Ozzy and Black Sabbath, reinforcing the deep connection between the show and the music that inspired them.
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends listener stories, reflective discussions on the changing nature of news, and humorous interactions among co-workers. By honoring Ozzy Osbourne's legacy, the hosts not only celebrate a musical icon but also engage their audience with relatable content and genuine camaraderie.
Notable Quotes:
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