Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 07-24-25 | Release Date: July 24, 2025 Host: John Holmberg | Co-hosts: Brady Bogan, Brett Fessley, Dale Hellestrae, Dick Toledo

1. Introduction

The show kicks off at 5:45 AM, with John Holmberg welcoming listeners alongside Brady Bogan, Brett Fessley, and Dick Toledo. The hosts establish a lively and humorous atmosphere, setting the tone for a blend of entertainment, candid discussions, and comedic interactions.

2. Real ID Struggles

A significant portion of the episode revolves around Brett Fessley's frustrations with obtaining a Real ID. Brett shares his tumultuous experiences at the DMV, expressing skepticism about the program's efficacy and motives.

• Brett Fessley [04:11]: "I'm getting there. And it's not in a car or a boat or a train, but I'm getting there. That Real ID thing's a scam."

The hosts debate the necessity and drawbacks of Real ID, touching upon issues like increased costs and bureaucratic hurdles.

• Brett Fessley [12:34]: "So the TSA agents down at Sky Harbor are... No kidding. I still kind of indignant about it."

John Holmberg offers a contrasting viewpoint, suggesting that obtaining a Real ID might be beneficial despite the challenges.

• John Holmberg [18:25]: "Or just get your passport updated."

3. Operation Hydration Charity Drive

"Operation Hydration" emerges as a heartwarming segment where the hosts discuss their progress in collecting water bottles for those in need. The goal is to reach one million bottles, and the team is surprisingly close, having amassed 880,000 bottles by mid-show.

• Brett Fessley [40:10]: "We just jumped up to 880,000. We're blowing past our million bottle goal."

The team expresses gratitude towards donors and highlights upcoming efforts to reach the target, emphasizing community support and the impact of collective action.

• Brett Fessley [41:09]: "That's incredible. We're saying thanks to everyone who contributed."

4. Celebrity News and Humorous Takes

The hosts delve into recent celebrity passings, including Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourne, blending humor with genuine reactions.

• Brett Fessley [163:44]: "Pete's passing is hard to handle, but we can celebrate his legacy."

They humorously critique the eccentricities of these figures while acknowledging their contributions to entertainment.

• Brady Bogan [175:45]: "A badass loverboy from Metal Earth."

5. Governor Katie Hobbs' Unexpected Visit

In a surprising twist, Governor Katie Hobbs joins the show, engaging in playful banter and addressing the Real ID topic with a comedic flair.

• Katie Hobbs [32:48]: "I want Brett to show me a real D... and get on. You get a free flight."

Her interactions add an unexpected layer of humor and spontaneity, with the hosts creatively responding to her antics.

• Brett Fessley [34:06]: "She's a great gal. Get on any flight you want."

6. Comedic Banter and Light-Hearted Topics

The show's dynamic thrives on the playful ribbing among hosts, covering a range of topics from Mexican food to unusual medical trends like "bocox."

• Brett Fessley [68:33]: "Home injections of Vaseline into penises? Stop it."

This segment underscores the hosts' knack for turning mundane or bizarre subjects into comedic gold.

7. Guest Appearance: Billy Gardell

Comedian Billy Gardell makes an appearance, bringing his unique humor to the show. The interaction is marked by light-hearted jokes, personal anecdotes, and mutual appreciation.

• Billy Gardell [117:12]: "I love that we got Metcalf because we need a big love..."

Their chemistry is evident as they joke about past experiences, upcoming events, and the absurdities of the entertainment industry.

• Brett Fessley [138:34]: "You're nuts. Billy Gardell is here. Desert Ridge Improv. Tomorrow, Saturday, my birthday."

8. Conclusion

As the show wraps up, the hosts reiterate their gratitude towards donors for "Operation Hydration" and tease upcoming segments and events. The blend of heartfelt initiatives and humor encapsulates the essence of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, leaving listeners entertained and informed.

• Brett Fessley [189:58]: "Failing a Super Bowl isn't the end, but Operation Hydration is a milestone we're proud of."

The episode concludes with a playful farewell, maintaining the show's signature blend of humor and community spirit.

Notable Quotes:

• Brett Fessley [04:11]: "That Real ID thing's a scam."
• John Holmberg [18:25]: "Or just get your passport updated."
• Brett Fessley [40:10]: "We just jumped up to 880,000. We're blowing past our million bottle goal."
• Katie Hobbs [32:48]: "I want Brett to show me a real D... and get on. You get a free flight."
• Billy Gardell [117:12]: "I love that we got Metcalf because we need a big love..."

Holmberg's Morning Sickness continues to blend humor with real-world issues, fostering a unique connection with its Arizona audience. This episode, filled with candid discussions, charitable efforts, and unexpected guest appearances, exemplifies the show's commitment to entertaining and engaging its listeners.