Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 07-25-25 - BR - MIX - 8x - Survey Asks How Do You Respond To "Hi, How Are You?" Release Date: July 25, 2025

Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD delivers another engaging episode filled with humor, insightful discussions, and intriguing news segments. Hosted by John Holmberg alongside Brady Bogan, Dan, E, and Ralphie, this episode delves into everyday social interactions, bizarre incidents, legal battles over food classifications, health studies, and advancements in technology. Below is a comprehensive summary of the key points, discussions, insights, and conclusions from the episode.

Responding to "How Are You?" on Social Media

[02:11 - 03:50]

The episode kicks off with a relatable topic: how people respond to the ubiquitous "Hi, how are you?" on social media. Dan introduces the subject by highlighting common responses like "Not too bad, can't complain."

Dan: "Every time people are talking about on social media what their response is, not too bad, can't complain."
[02:11]

John admits to occasionally saying unconventional responses such as "I'm cooking right along. How are you?" in an attempt to be different.

John Holmberg: "I'm cooking right along. How are you? And I don't know why I say that."
[02:30]

The conversation evolves into the frustration of ever-positive responses, with John expressing a desire for more genuine interactions.

John Holmberg: "Nobody ever says terrible. You want to talk about it? Which is what they're saying this day and age we should be."
[03:05]

E chimes in with a humorous take:

E: "I always respond with, 'Well, I'm sucking air and not so I'm winning.'"
[03:50]

This segment highlights the hosts' desire for authenticity in everyday conversations and the humorous lengths they go to break the monotony of standard replies.

The "Wiener Mobile" Crash Incident

[04:17 - 05:33]

A humorous yet alarming news story is shared about an Oscar Meyer mobile vehicle crashing on the 294 highway in Chicago.

Dan: "The Oscar Meyer mobile crashed and flipped in the 294 highway in Chicago. No injuries."
[04:33]

John expresses interest in witnessing the peculiar accident:

John Holmberg: "I would pay to see that."
[04:35]

The hosts joke about the nature of the incident, imagining the aftermath and the logistical challenges of such a unique vehicle.

Dan: "There are six wiener mobiles that travel around the country."
[05:05]

The discussion playfully critiques the practicality and purpose of the wiener mobile as a symbol rather than a functional distribution vehicle.

Tacos as Sandwiches: A Legal Battle

[05:33 - 07:44]

Dan brings up an unusual legal case involving Martin Quintana, who sued over the classification of tacos and burritos as sandwiches to bypass contractual limitations on restaurant types in Fort Wayne.

Dan: "It says you can only open a place that sells made to order or Subway style sandwiches. So he sued, claiming tacos and burritos are sandwiches."
[05:33]

Judge Brady rules in favor of Quintana, affirming that these items fit the sandwich category.

Dan: "Meat, cheese, and vegetables wrapped in a tortilla, which is a form of bread."
[06:25]

John draws parallels to other food classifications, questioning the rigid definitions of what constitutes a sandwich.

John Holmberg: "Is bread and meat. This a sandwich."
[07:09]

The segment humorously debates the arbitrary nature of food classifications and the lengths to which individuals will go to achieve their business goals.

Cheese and Longevity: Fact or Fiction?

[07:32 - 10:35]

A study from China is discussed, suggesting that increased cheese and fruit consumption correlates with healthier aging and better mental well-being.

Dan: "A new study found the single most important contributor to healthy aging and longevity and mental well-being."
[07:32]

Ralphie enthusiastically supports the findings, humorously claiming that cheese consumption keeps one looking young.

Ralphie: "Tons and tons of cheese. Because you'll never make it to 50."
[08:20]

John remains skeptical about the study's accuracy, leading to a playful exchange about the benefits and drawbacks of cheese consumption.

John Holmberg: "That is the least accurate report ever."
[08:42]

The segment underscores the blend of humor and skepticism the hosts employ when discussing health studies.

Subway's New Snack: Dippers

[08:42 - 10:15]

Subway's latest product, "Dippers," is introduced. These are savory roll-ups filled with meats and cheese, designed for dipping in various sauces.

Dan: "Subway continues their footlong arsenal. They debuted their new snack called Dippers, which are basically savory roll-ups."
[08:51]

Ralphie comments on the appeal of these new snacks, while John humorously reacts to the joy they bring to customers.

Ralphie: "A charcuterie without that meat. Give me some cheese."
[09:30]
John Holmberg: "Look at your face. There is joy flying off of you."
[09:16]

The discussion highlights the hosts' lighthearted take on fast food innovations and consumer reactions.

Advances in Robotics: Human Skin Cells on Robots

[13:09 - 15:03]

In the science segment, Dan shares exciting developments from Japan, where researchers have successfully integrated human skin cells with robotic exoskeletons.

Dan: "Scientists in Japan came up with a way to wrap a robot in living human skin cells grown in a lab."
[13:09]

John expresses unease over the implications of creating lifelike robots, drawing parallels to science fiction scenarios like Blade Runner.

John Holmberg: "If AI starts walking around with us, that's the scarier part. It's not so much that they can build something that looks like a person... They'll adapt."
[13:21] - [14:38]

The conversation delves into the ethical and practical concerns of advanced robotics, emphasizing the hosts' apprehensions about the future coexistence of humans and humanoid robots.

Science News Highlights

[12:50 - 20:18]

Dan presents a series of quick science news updates:

1. Alien Detection via Warp Drive Activity:
   Scientists are exploring the possibility of identifying extraterrestrial life by detecting gravitational waves associated with warp drive technologies.

   Dan: "We might be able to find aliens by looking for traces of warp drive activity in outer space."
   [12:50]

2. Genetically Modified Pigs for Organ Transplants:
   A breakthrough in creating pigs genetically modified to provide organs for human transplants, addressing organ shortage issues.

   Dan: "Genetically modified pigs created for organ transplant research."
   [24:30]

3. Hologram Technology in Texas Hospitals:
   Texas hospitals are pioneering the use of hologram technology for doctor visits, offering a 3D Zoom-like experience.

   Dan: "A hospital in Texas is the first in the US to start using hologram technology for doctor visits."
   [19:17]

4. Happiest Industries Report:
   A study ranks construction, accounting, and manufacturing among the happiest industries, while retail and hospitality lag behind.

   Dan: "The happiest gig... construction. Accounting and taxes is second, followed by manufacturing, tech, and healthcare."
   [20:03]

These updates provide the audience with a snapshot of current scientific advancements and societal trends, delivered with the hosts' characteristic humor and commentary.

Lone Star Tick and Red Meat Allergy

[24:12 - 27:49]

The topic shifts to a peculiar health issue: an allergy to red meat triggered by bites from the Lone Star tick.

Dan: "Some people develop a weird and terrifying allergy to red meat after a bite from a Lone Star tick."
[24:12]

John humorously navigates the complex explanation, highlighting the confusion and misinformation surrounding the topic.

John Holmberg: "I don't even know what a Lone Star tick is. Is that a tick from the restaurant?"
[25:16]

E adds clarity, explaining that genetically modified pigs can provide safe meat alternatives for those affected.

E: "You can still eat pork... genetically modified pigs created for organ transplant research."
[25:17]

The segment combines informative content with the hosts' playful banter, making a complex medical topic accessible and entertaining.

Personal Anecdotes and Reflections

[19:05 - 24:03]

John shares a heartfelt story about his father, revealing the emotional toll of a high-stress career in construction.

John Holmberg: "My dad was wound so tight... the happiest, nicest person you could ever run across."
[21:44]

The discussion touches on parental relationships, mental health, and the impact of a demanding job on personal well-being. E and Dan contribute by empathizing and sharing their perspectives, adding depth to the conversation.

E: "John, the reason your dad was so angry all the time is because construction is full of degenerates on the lower level."
[23:05]

This segment provides a poignant contrast to the earlier humorous topics, showcasing the hosts' ability to navigate both lighthearted and serious discussions.

MMP Guns.com Advertisement

[15:03 - 16:55]

An informative break sponsored by MMP Guns.com, highlighting their extensive range of firearms, ammunition, and accessories.

Byron: "MMP Guns.com has over 400,000 products for sale daily... We ship all over the country."
[15:21]

John endorses the platform, emphasizing its reliability and the immediacy of orders.

John Holmberg: "Sounds simple. That's why I always go to MMP Guns.com."
[15:35]

This segment seamlessly integrates a promotional message without disrupting the flow of the episode.

Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts

[27:49 - 30:10]

As the episode nears its end, the hosts engage in lighthearted banter about personal stories and upcoming events, maintaining their signature humor.

John Holmberg: "Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. It's out of control now. 98 KUPD."
[28:57]

Brady and Hyundai advertisements conclude the episode, ensuring listeners are informed about relevant services and promotions.

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully balances humor, personal stories, and informative segments. From dissecting everyday social interactions to exploring bizarre news stories and scientific breakthroughs, the hosts offer diverse content that both entertains and engages the audience. Notable moments include the heartfelt reflections on parental relationships and the humorous takes on unconventional news, exemplifying the show's ability to blend depth with levity. Whether discussing the hilarity of the wiener mobile crash or the serious implications of advanced robotics, Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers a well-rounded and captivating listening experience.

Notable Quotes:

• Dan: "Every time people are talking about on social media what their response is, not too bad, can't complain."
  [02:11]

• John Holmberg: "Nobody ever says terrible. You want to talk about it? Which is what they're saying this day and age we should be."
  [03:05]

• Ralphie: "A charcuterie without that meat. Give me some cheese."
  [08:20]

• John Holmberg: "That is the least accurate report ever."
  [08:42]

• E: "I always respond with, 'Well, I'm sucking air and not so I'm winning.'"
  [03:50]

• John Holmberg: "If AI starts walking around with us, that's the scarier part."
  [13:21]

• Dan: "Scientists in Japan came up with a way to wrap a robot in living human skin cells grown in a lab."
  [13:09]

These quotes encapsulate the blend of humor, skepticism, and insightful commentary that defines the episode.