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Brady
Cease and desist at once.
Brett
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Brady
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Unknown
Had to.
Byron
I don't know. I mean, I would think. But it wasn't a. Nobody talked about it.
Brady
It was. This wasn't a learned, like, thing over the last few years that maybe heard of it.
Byron
Listen, us dudes trying to figure it out, I don't think.
Brady
Well, actually, maybe, maybe, maybe. All the broads I was with were.
Unknown
Bellagio fountains, you know, I think they're doubles.
Brady
Yep. I don't know. Don't start using my double thing against me, Brady. That's not always a joke. Very serious times.
Unknown
But yeah, it's no.
Brady
Like, you never heard of it in high school? No, dude, it's. We would have talked about that, right? You'd have told me. Oh, I'd have told you in school. We'd have been like, oh, my God. I mean, it wouldn't happen for me. I. You have to have sex with somebody. But Chad McKinney would have told me. Dude, that one Todd Linkus would have told me. Painting the walls seems like a Wagner power sprayer. But it's like, now seems to be, like, pretty common. It's like the Waymo. Like nobody batted an eye when it just became a reality anyway. Like somebody's grandma out there was one like the great baboo. Your grandfather.
Unknown
I know she wasn't.
Brady
You don't know that.
Byron
How the hell do you know?
Brady
And I've. I've had this. Look, I've had this theory in the past. Back before anybody talked about squirting, all our grandparents had plastic on the furniture. Maybe it's because grandma couldn't contain and they just didn't talk about it at parties or social events.
Unknown
Babu didn't.
Brady
Why do you know plastic on the fridge? No plastic. So she was not one. No, no, worry about it. Yeah. What about the other one? The mental institution?
Unknown
Grandma Billy?
Brady
Yeah, the one that went into the house.
Unknown
Ruth.
Brady
Grandma Ruth. You had one that went into a mental facility.
Unknown
That was Ruth.
Brady
Plastic on her furniture.
Unknown
They had plastic all over the.
Brady
On the walls and windows. Maybe. Maybe Grandma Billy was a squirter and that's why they. Maybe that's why they put her away.
Unknown
It was Ruth.
Byron
Grandma Ruth.
Brady
Oh, sorry. Grandma Ruth. Grandma Billy. I'm sorry to disparage Grandma Billy. Squirting skills, both saints. You don't know that Billy was in a home. Ruth.
Unknown
Ruth.
Brady
Sorry. I want to put Billy in a home.
Unknown
So it was really young when Ruth.
Brady
Was right, but probably because she had something going on with the waterworks and they just didn't know what to do with her.
Unknown
I think the waterworks shut down after the lobotomy.
Brady
Right, but that's what I'm saying. Maybe she was spraying all over the place, like this one's nuts, and they carved her head open. Maybe that was a prank. I don't know. You'd have thought like Kurt or my dad. Your dad or my dad. Brett would have told us. Oh, yeah, that was a thing back in the day. Yeah. Never heard of it. Never heard of it.
Unknown
Why don't we.
Brady
Well, we need to research the origins of this.
Unknown
You know what? I'll ask Bunny today if she had any friends.
Brady
See if Bunny's a rain bird. Oh, yeah. Just curious about it because it's now it's like commonplace. It's no big deal. I'm not saying in person. I don't know. I'm just saying I'm porn up. And is it like an extra level you can achieve? Like if you can't get it done, you're like at 70.
Byron
Like something you unlock.
Brady
What in 20 years won't we know? It's like birds fly like canaries. What, like the magic act?
Byron
It's like legend.
Brady
It's levels of like, oh, my God, I met the. I'm at the new level where I get a fox for a helper. Here's your next assignment. She squirts now. Yes. Finish her. Anyway. Interesting. Bringing it up. Thanks for bringing it up. I don't know much about much about it. By the way, today, I don't know if you've seen the number on this Brady and all your papers and your research, but today is the anniversary of Michael Jackson dying. Do you give me a throw up, Brett? Throw it a year. You think that happened?
Byron
Michael Jackson died?
Brady
Yeah.
Byron
2005.
Brady
Five. Okay. Toledo.
Unknown
2003.
Brady
Three. Do you remember Brady? Do you have an idea or did you see it yet?
Unknown
I'll go 2004.
Brady
I'll go right in between three, four and five. You all thought it's 2009, which I would have thought like 2013. Oh, you'd have thought too. I'd have thought. I didn't think you'd been gone that long. We've been out the King of pop for 15 years. Think of that. That's crazy. He hadn't molested a kid in 15 years. That's safety for children. For. We gotta celebrate this stuff.
Byron
Let's go to Starfighters Day and play moonwalker.
Brady
Yeah. There hasn't been a molestation at Neverland in a decade and a half. And nobody's throwing a party.
Unknown
And Bubbles is living in a very nice sanctuary.
Brady
I saw that the other day. That Bubbles has got. He is living the life. Because you know why? He doesn't have to hear the screams of a child anymore. It's wonderful to be Bubble. If you haven't watched the documentary those two kids did on hbo, go back and watch and realize there's no reason to make up what they're making up. Especially the part where some 7 year old boy had to spread his butt cheeks for Michael Jackson's enjoyment. And in my brain all I thought was there may be nothing on this planet dirtier than the butt of a seven year old boy. Michael had some demons. That little guy making that up I don't like. A homeless guy and a 7 year old have the same butthole. There's no cleanliness involved. It's true. You had a seven year old boy. It's disgusting. They don't know what they're doing back there. Yeah, it's gross. And Michael did that. So for 15 years there's been. Don't be ignorant. That's rude. I molested plenty of kids since I've been dead.
Unknown
They just don't know it.
Brett
Holmberg's morning sickness.
Byron
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Brady
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Byron
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Unknown
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Byron
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Byron
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Brady
Guns.Com and then also today is the. I didn't know this at all. I just saw this little website and like, oh, that's interesting. Today marks the very first time ever that a rainbow flag was presented as the gay flag. Okay, so give us a time frame.
Byron
On the year on that one.
Brady
Yeah. Guess. Rainbow flag invention. When was it first flown as the gay flag? Oh, 91. 91.
Unknown
I'll go 92. Jim.
Brady
92. 97. 97. 1978. Damn it. They flew it in 78. Way more bigoted.
Unknown
How many times has it been modified?
Brady
That's a great question. A lot. But basically they were.
Byron
How many colors have been added?
Unknown
Yeah, Colors added.
Brady
Interesting to bring it up. My people have their flag. Pink for sexuality, red for life, orange for healing, yellow for the sun, green for nature, turquoise for art, indigo for harmony, and violet for spirit. And they flew it in 1978 at a gay Pride thing in San Francisco because Harvey Milk and his buddy said, float a float something that will represent us. And immediately everybody went, that's ours.
Unknown
So who made the flag?
Byron
Bobby Ross instead of Betsy one?
Brady
Yeah, Bob Ross made it. Happy little gay flag lives here. Twink flag.
Byron
Here's some Van Dyke Brown.
Brady
Van Dyke Brown all over your fingers. And the tips of your stuff got Van Dyke Brown everywhere. Thanks, Bob Ross. Happy Lintry Lizard and Crimson right here on the rosebud. And it tells me that no matter what they were going to do, they were just at a happy place. The 1978 San Francisco Gay Pride Convention, you know, parade. You could have flown a flag of a rosebud and it would have been their official flag. They were going to be happy with whatever was up there. They're just a happy group. Why they call them gay? So happy anniversary to the gays.
Unknown
All right. If you want a break, dance like the Big boys. You need the right jams.
Brady
The B Boys.
Unknown
The Big Boys.
Brady
I know, but they call them the B Boys. Unless the big boys is its own thing.
Byron
It's like the Fat Boys.
Unknown
And who better to pick the right jams than the members of the US Olympic breaking team, the B Boys. Team USA's Jeffrey Jeffro Lewis and Victor Montalvo picked the 11 best breakdancing songs in chronological order. I'm not familiar with a few of them.
Brady
You point to. Brett is it.
Unknown
Brett will be if you can pull it up.
Byron
Is Planet Rock on there?
Unknown
Planet Rock is not on there.
Brett
Wow.
Brady
No parking on the dance floor.
Unknown
They're saying in the 70s. It's a Mexican by Babe Ruth.
Brady
Mexican by Babe Ruth is a great.
Unknown
The Mexican B Boy. 1972. Maybe I'd recognize this.
Brady
Wow. All the way back to 72.
Byron
There you go.
Brady
Yeah, they. They B boy hip hop. B boy dance to this. God, I cannot wait for the Olympics to televise that. I've watched it on ESPN in Laugh. Oh, look out.
Byron
I wouldn't have guessed this being a big breakdown song.
Brady
It's got that steady bass.
Unknown
How about.
Brady
What about the Spanish?
Unknown
Reagan in 1974 by the Blackbirds. R E G G I N S. Reagan.
Brady
Reagan. Oh, I thought you said Reagan. Reagan the Blackbird.
Byron
That's not.
Brady
That's still that.
Byron
Trying to find it. I don't have it on here.
Brady
Okay.
Unknown
Hot potato freestyle fellowship. That's 1993. We'll move it up a little bit.
Brady
These dudes are picking stuff that's just like. Specifically. This is hot potato. Brady says a little bit pasta. Potato. Hot potato. Here we go.
Unknown
Something hit the fan a lot.
Brady
Poop hits the fan and hot potato protect you. No, I'm not listening to all of these. Brady. All right, what was number one?
Unknown
Yeah, there's no number one. These are the top 10, chronological order. So they go. Most recent is brand new Tyga, YG and Lil Wayne.
Brady
Tyga and Lil Wayne.
Byron
No way.
Brady
Yeah.
Byron
There's not gonna be a clean version of that.
Brady
Now. Seek it out at home.
Unknown
If you're 20, 22. How about Tyson V vers Ali by Benny the Butcher.
Brady
If you're a fledgling B boy, this list is available online somewhere for you.
Byron
Here's a clean version of Benny the Butcher or Tyson versus Ali.
Brady
All right, all right. You gotta watch this. They have a play by play game.
Brett
Do people really care? Do they just want to hear the music? So confusing. Y' all compare from the same movement Troopers while I'm killing shit.
Unknown
30 hello Kitty turns 50 this year.
Brady
That's it. Yeah, but hello Kitty was in the 50s.
Unknown
And did you know she's not a cat? No, an exec with her. An executive at a parent company says she's actually a little girl born and raised in the suburbs of London with whiskers.
Brady
The hello Kitty I know is of cat ears. And was it Ariana Grande? It's the same pull up says she's.
Unknown
A little girl born and raised in the suburbs of London. She has a twin sister Mimi, who's also her best friend.
Brady
Okay, I'm getting too deep into this. All I need to know is why the kid has whiskey.
Unknown
She has her own kitty cat. Pet cat of her own called.
Brady
That's not a little girl.
Unknown
Charmy Kitty.
Brady
If it is, she got some bad government cheese and her ears grew on top of her head. And she grew whiskers.
Unknown
Yeah, I'm not seeing that either, but. Well, in the corner on the Forever 21 Plus Size, that's just a fat girl.
Byron
Well, even the Italian broads don't have whiskers like that.
Brady
Yeah, she's not from London. Yeah, he's not wrong. He can. He's that one. He's right.
Byron
I can say that.
Brady
Look at this. And then you got this big lady dressed in hello Kitty gear, looking real unhappy doing it. She looks like the pictures Jane Gumm had hidden of the Katherine Bimmel that's.
Unknown
An apex predator there.
Brady
That's.
Byron
Those are the photos coming out.
Brady
Those are the photos Jody Foster found in that little music box.
Unknown
What breed is that? Flabby? It's a flat tabby.
Byron
Forever 21 plus lbs.
Unknown
Wow.
Brady
Look at that. Focused in on the bunt cake around the world. No reason why. Half top there, Lady Jesus. Frederica Bimble. That's her name. Frederica Bill. That's what she was. She's the one that was making it.
Unknown
Is that the original one? You.
Brady
Catherine was in the. Well, is that the original one?
Unknown
Hello Kitty. The whiskers, is that this?
Brady
I don't know. I've never done that. I'm straight and I'm not trying to lure children into a van. There's no reason.
Unknown
You're in a collection.
Brady
I've never owned a hello Kitty. If I have, I threw it away because I'm like, oh, I'll go to jail if I have this. People will assume I'm trying to kidnap.
Brett
A Girl Scout's most powerful rocket station.
Brady
It's out of control now.
Brett
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Episode: 07-25-25 - Entertainment Drill - MIX - Wondering If Squirters Existed Before Porn
Release Date: July 25, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Station: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
In this engaging episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness titled "Entertainment Drill - MIX - Wondering If Squirters Existed Before Porn," host John Holmberg and his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo delve into a variety of provocative topics. From the origins of the concept of squirting to reflections on cultural icons and celebrations, the team offers a mix of humor, debate, and insightful commentary designed to entertain and challenge listeners.
The episode kicks off with Brady Bogen bringing up an intriguing question: "Wondering if squirters existed before porn?" (01:40). This sparks a lively debate among the hosts about the historical presence and societal perception of female ejaculation.
Brady Bogen: "Maybe that's what Annie's talking about. Did squirters exist before porn?" (02:05)
Byron: "Nobody talked about it." (03:10)
The discussion touches on anecdotal evidence and family stories, including references to "Grandma Ruth" and "Grandma Billy," speculating whether behaviors associated with squirting could have contributed to misunderstandings or stigma in previous generations.
Brady Bogen: "Maybe Grandma Billy was a squirter and that's why they put her away." (05:09)
Byron: "Grandma Ruth." (05:20)
The conversation humorously explores the intersection of personal anecdotes with broader cultural shifts, ultimately suggesting that the normalization of squirting in media like pornography has brought greater visibility to a phenomenon that may have existed but was largely unspoken about in the past.
Shifting gears, the hosts diverge into a discussion about the anniversary of pop legend Michael Jackson's passing, albeit with humorous inaccuracies.
Brady Bogen: "Today is the anniversary of Michael Jackson dying. Do you give me a throw up, Brett?" (06:23)
Byron: "2005." (07:09)
The group collectively corrects each other's dates, ultimately agreeing that Michael Jackson's death anniversary should be recognized with a mix of nostalgia and critical reflection on his legacy.
Despite the initial confusion, the conversation highlights the lasting impact of Michael Jackson on pop culture and the complex legacy he left behind.
Another segment focuses on the history of the rainbow flag as a symbol of the LGBTQ+ community.
Brady Bogen: "Today marks the very first time ever that a rainbow flag was presented as the gay flag." (09:43)
Byron: "On the year on that one." (10:00)
Through a humorous back-and-forth, the hosts discuss the creation of the rainbow flag by artist Bob Ross (note: likely a humorous reference rather than factual), its initial colors representing various aspects of the community, and its adoption during the 1978 San Francisco Gay Pride Convention.
The segment acknowledges the flag's evolution and enduring significance as a unifying symbol for diversity and acceptance within the LGBTQ+ movement.
In a lighter segment, the co-hosts discuss a curated list of top breakdancing songs chosen by Team USA's Olympic breaking team members, Jeffrey Jeffro Lewis and Victor Montalvo.
The list includes a mix of classic and contemporary tracks, sparking playful debates about song choices and their suitability for breakdancing.
Brett: "Do people really care? Do they just want to hear the music?" (12:34)
Brady Bogen: "They have that steady bass." (12:52)
Although some selections, like "Planet Rock," are humorously noted as missing, the hosts appreciate the diversity of the playlist and its potential appeal to both dancers and music enthusiasts.
The episode takes an unexpected turn with a discussion about Hello Kitty's 50th anniversary, blending fact with creative storytelling.
Unknown Host: "Hello Kitty turns 50 this year." (14:35)
Brady Bogen: "The Hello Kitty I know is of cat ears... she's actually a little girl born and raised in the suburbs of London with whiskers." (14:56)
The hosts humorously debunk the fictional backstory provided by an executive at the parent company, emphasizing the cultural icon status of Hello Kitty and mocking the creative narrative.
This segment highlights the absurdity of conflating fictional characters with real-life identities, all delivered with the show's characteristic humor.
Brady Bogen on Preparedness:
"When you walk around the streets and in public, you never say, I hope nobody attacks me. I'm not in shape. I'm not in shape. You're in the shape you're in." (01:46)
Brady Bogen on Squirting History:
"Maybe that's why they put her away." (05:09)
Brady Bogen on Michael Jackson:
"We've been out the King of Pop for 15 years. Think of that." (07:26)
Brady Bogen on the Rainbow Flag:
"Pink for sexuality, red for life, orange for healing, yellow for the sun, green for nature, turquoise for art, indigo for harmony, and violet for spirit." (10:29)
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of controversial topics, light-hearted humor, and cultural commentary. From questioning the historical existence of squirters to celebrating and critiquing iconic symbols and figures, the hosts maintain a dynamic and entertaining conversation flow. Notable for their candid dialogue and humorous insights, Holmberg and his team engage listeners with both thought-provoking questions and amusing banter, making this episode a memorable addition to the series.
Note: Some timestamps are approximate due to the conversational nature of the transcript.