07-28-25 - BR - MON - List Of Events That Took Place This Same Week 10yrs Ago - Serial Butt Sniffer Busted In Burbank

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: 07-28-25 - BR - MON - List Of Events That Took Place This Same Week 10 Years Ago - Serial Butt Sniffer Busted In Burbank
Release Date: July 28, 2025

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1. Introduction

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg along with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo delve into a mix of retrospective events from a decade ago, current happenings, and some offbeat news stories. The discussion is marked by their characteristic blend of humor, sharp commentary, and candid banter.

2. Movie Industry Decisions: The Little Mermaid's Sequel

Bret Vesely and Dick Toledo kick off the conversation by reminiscing about Disney's initial hesitation to produce a sequel for "The Little Mermaid". They discuss how Disney considered the idea of developing a sequel titled "Splash2", which ultimately did not materialize.

Bret Vesely [02:07]: "Tom Hanks wasn't going to be in it. It was a bunch of new mermaids and new people who loved mermaids."
Dick Toledo [02:48]: "They changed their mind?"
Bret Vesely [02:49]: "No, because it's a terrible idea."

The hosts express skepticism about reviving established stories, highlighting the challenges in maintaining the original charm and audience expectations.

3. College Sports Team Nicknames Statistics

The conversation shifts to an intriguing statistic shared by Dick Toledo, revealing that 117 colleges have adopted "Eagles" as their sports team nickname, making it the most popular choice.

Dick Toledo [03:08]: "There are 117 college colleges whose sports team nickname is the Eagles."
Bret Vesely [03:16]: "God."
Dick Toledo [03:18]: "The Hawks is second most common with 107."

They further elaborate on other popular nicknames like Hawks, Wildcats, Lions, and Tigers, discussing the saturation of certain mascots in collegiate sports.

4. Unique Laws: Maine's Clam Chowder Regulation

Bret and Dick delve into quirky state laws, specifically highlighting that Maine made it illegal to add tomatoes to clam chowder back in 1939.

Bret Vesely [03:56]: "The state of Maine made it illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder in 1939."
Dick Toledo [04:07]: "That's Manhattan."
Bret Vesely [04:12]: "No, you can't do it. That's New England clam chowder."

The hosts humorously debate the distinctions between New England and Manhattan clam chowder, emphasizing regional culinary preferences.

5. Cecil the Lion Hunting Scandal

Reflecting on significant events from ten years prior, the discussion touches upon the infamous incident involving Walter Palmer, the man behind the hunting of Cecil the Lion.

Dick Toledo [04:39]: "Ten years ago was that lion hunting dentist."
Bret Vesely [04:54]: "They gave it a name. It was one of the older ones on the... Remember, it was on the preserve."

They criticize the unethical nature of the hunting expedition and the public's outrage following the viral imagery of Cecil.

6. Tom Brady's Deflategate Controversy

One of the prominent topics is Tom Brady's Deflategate incident, where Brady was suspended for four games, and the New England Patriots faced additional penalties.

Bret Vesely [05:39]: "The Patriots did get away with that as far as."
Dick Toledo [06:17]: "The running back, inspected. They're good game balls, right?"

The hosts debate the legitimacy of the NFL's investigation, discussing whether the punishment was justified and the broader implications for sports integrity.

7. Ronda Rousey's UFC Dominance and Career Highlights

Ronda Rousey's peak in the UFC a decade ago is another focal point. The hosts recount her swift victories and her controversial challenges outside the octagon, including her infamous fight with Holly Holm.

Dick Toledo [08:01]: "Ronda Rousey was dominating the women's UFC."
Bret Vesely [08:10]: "She looks like Sloth. What happened to her?"
Bret Vesely [10:04]: "Holly Holm took her teeth and just did the worst dentistry of all time."

They express mixed feelings about Rousey's legacy, praising her initial prowess but critiquing her subsequent career moves and personal demeanor.

8. Serial Butt Sniffer Arrest in Burbank

A bizarre and humorous segment covers the arrest of a serial butt sniffer in Burbank, California. The individual, Khalees Crowder, was apprehended for loitering in women's departments of retail stores and engaging in inappropriate behavior.

Dick Toledo [15:28]: "A policeman was captured on street view camera completely naked in his backyard."
Bret Vesely [15:30]: "How many channels do you pick up with those things?"
Dick Toledo [15:38]: "He was caught loitering in the women's department at a nearby Nordstrom's rack."

The hosts mockingly discuss Crowder's actions and the viral nature of the incident, blending humor with genuine bewilderment at such behavior.

9. Social Media Usage Statistics

Touching on broader societal trends, the hosts cite a recent poll indicating that Americans spend nearly half of their day online, encompassing activities from work to social media and gaming.

Dick Toledo [11:14]: "According to a new poll, Americans spend nearly half of their their entire day online."
Bret Vesely [11:30]: "Yeah, that's a lot. Think about 10 hours of anything a day."

They discuss the implications of this statistic, contemplating the impact of digital immersion on daily life and interpersonal relationships.

10. Tour de France Impersonator Incident

Another offbeat story involves an individual impersonating a cyclist during the 17th stage of the Tour de France, leading to his removal through force by security personnel.

Dick Toledo [21:53]: "This happened the 17th stage of the Tour de France."
Bret Vesely [22:00]: "He's a fake rider who got on the course on his bike."

The hosts humorously critique the impersonator's attempt and the swift response by authorities, underscoring the lengths taken to maintain the event's integrity.

11. Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the day's discussions, interspersing humor with commentary on various topics, from bizarre online videos to personal anecdotes.

Bret Vesely [33:00]: "That's the collapsing. No, I don't think so."
John Holmberg [34:14]: "Check them out at actionrideshop.com."

The episode concludes with promotional segments for local businesses, maintaining the show's blend of entertainment and community engagement.

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Notable Quotes

• Bret Vesely [04:12]: "No, you can't do it. That's New England clam chowder."
• Bret Vesely [05:07]: "They just drive up to a dying one and shoot it in the head while it sleeps."
• Bret Vesely [07:04]: "Once the running backs get a hold of them, it's easier to hang on to a football that you can."
• Bret Vesely [19:28]: "Holly was fast. Like, she went in for the leg takedown and she whiffed."
• Bret Vesely [21:10]: "With great power comes great responsibility."

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers listeners a blend of nostalgic retrospectives, current events, and offbeat news stories, all delivered with the show's signature humor and candidness. From dissecting sports controversies to highlighting peculiar legal tales, the hosts ensure an engaging and entertaining morning show experience for their Arizona audience.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Brett]

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[Toledo]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world. Happy National Milk Chocolate Day. Couple of baseless fun facts. Disney originally passed on the Little Mermaid because they thought its plot conflicted too much with another movie. They were planning on doing the sequel to splash called splash2.

[Brett]

Right. Makes sense. That makes sense. Wow. I would have named it the same thing. Brett T o O right. Also Splash also. Which meant all that means is they weren't gonna pay Daryl Hannah to come back. Tom Hanks wasn't going to be in it. It was a bunch of new mermaids and new people who loved mermaids.

[Toledo]

They changed their mind?

[Brett]

No, because it's terrible idea.

[Toledo]

There are.

[Brett]

I hate the two. As in also movies. There's a couple of, you know, Teen Wolf 2 was Jason Bateman. Some other kid turned into a. Turned into a werewolf. I'm like two. Teen wolf also. You can't have another one.

[Toledo]

There are 117 college colleges whose sports team nickname is the Eagles.

[Brett]

How many?

[Toledo]

117.

[Brett]

God.

[Toledo]

The Hawks is second most common with 107.

[Brett]

Wildcats has to be up there.

[Toledo]

Lions third, 66. Tigers tied with the line. 66. Cougars 59. Bulldogs 58.

[Brett]

How many colleges are there?

[Toledo]

Panthers 55. Bears 51.

[Brett]

Man. Man.

[John Holmberg]

And two thirds of them made a bowl.

[Brett]

Exactly. Two of them are still playing in bowls this weekend. They just keep rolling out bowls. Like going to a pothead's house on the weekend. Just bowl after bowl.

[Toledo]

The state of Maine made it illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder in 1939. It's not an official law anymore, but there's. They still shame you good.

[Brett]

Put tomato in that clam chowder, you can't do it. That's New England clam chowder.

[Toledo]

That's Manhattan.

[Brett]

You know that's what I'm saying. They're talking that we're New England. You don't throw that Manhattan crap in our. Get it out of here. People went to jail for that back in the day. And by the way, one is clearly better than the other. I'd much rather eat that New England stuff than that Manhattan nonsense. No offense. It tastes like bad gravy. Like your. If your mom made sauce and it was. That Manhattan clam chowder is disgusting.

[Toledo]

The Tropical Fruit.com did another roundup of 10 things that happened 10 years ago this week. Ten years ago was that lion hunting dentist.

[Brett]

Oh yeah, everybody.

[Toledo]

Minnesota was the most hated man in America.

[Brett]

Yeah, for like two days.

[Toledo]

Walter Palmer was his name.

[Brett]

He posed with a dead lion that he shot. Paid 50 grand to guarantee it. That was the worst part. People were down.

[Toledo]

Cecil the lion and he killed one.

[Brett]

They gave it a name. It was one of the older ones on the. Remember, it was on the preserve. It was like, oh, everybody loves Cecil, but they guarantee you a dead lion by the end of this thing. That's how that works. For 50 grand, you. You're getting one. They'll just drive up to a dying one and shoot it in the head while it sleeps.

[Toledo]

Tom Brady's Deflategate suspension was Upheld, got suspended for four games. Patriots also lost two draft picks and a million dollar fine.

[Brett]

That one is a very real problem. The Patriots did get away with that as far as. But. But the problem was how the NFL tried to investigate it. People like me who are like, no, that is definitely a thing. And you got caught doing it. Like, deflating footballs is a very. That's a thing. You don't have to like that. It's a thing, but it's a thing. And their fumble rate was better than every other team by triple for like three years. When the other team is the reason why anybody knew about it. It was against the Indianapolis Colts and the linebacker picked off a pass to Tom Brady and he squeezed the ball and he brought it right to a ref and said, you're telling me they're not deflating these?

[Toledo]

But don't you think that would. In a way, I mean, on the other side of it is how come they were the only team that would know that?

[Brett]

Doesn't matter. They got caught, know that everybody knows how to. How to do it.

[Toledo]

Why wouldn't he?

[Brett]

Why do you take the chance Is the thing. Is the juice worth the squeeze? If everybody's deflating the footballs to a certain degree to where at least, you know, like we had Mark Malone talk about that former quarterback, and he goes, look, I used to have him scuffed. You're not supposed to do that. But I have him scuffed. I didn't like how slick new footballs were. I had him scuffed. And I said, I never had the air taken out, but I'd have them squeeze them. I try to get them a little beat up. You don't like a brand new football. Tom was having guys take the air out a little bit. It's a better squeeze and especially for.

[Toledo]

The running back, inspected. They're good game balls, right?

[Brett]

Once the running backs get a hold of them, it's easier to hang on to a football that you can. It's like a teddy bear. You can just squeeze it. The problem came when the NFL said, give us your phone, Tom, we're going to go through your phone and make sure he's like, absolutely not. You're not going through my phone. You'll find other things in there, like pictures of my wife or not my wife or whatever is none of your business. And they're like, no, no, we won't look for that. And Tom was right. The reason Deflategate got kind of pushed to the side is because they just went after the dude and Then a guy like me feel sorry for Tom Brady. I hated Tom Brady.

[Toledo]

Not sure if you remember this. Philadelphia murdered a hitchhiking robot. Hitchbot was part of a study to see if people would help a robot get from Boston to San Francisco. Made it to Philly, but then someone stripped him, first parts and then decapitated him.

[Brett]

Oh, man, that's no good. That's Philly, though.

[Toledo]

Ronda Rousey was dominating the women's UFC.

[Brett]

Oh, that was 10 years ago.

[Toledo]

Yep. She won a fight in 34 seconds.

[Brett]

And then she challenged Floyd Mayweather to a fight because she got full of herself. And then a girl knocked her teeth out of her face. That was one of my favorite things ever. When she got lippy at the ESPYs, people were saying she was the best fighter pound for pound in the world again. Forcing shoehorning that nonsense down our throats because she was a woman. And if you said different, if you even argued it, you made the point for all men, which was you can't even talk bad about women's sports, which is why it's not as much fun as men's sports. I go right to it. Get the big dumper playing catcher for the Mariners right now. Find me one woman in sports comfortable with that nickname. Dudes can do it all day. Ronda Rousey falsely proclaimed she was, and not, not alone, the best pound for pound fighter in the world. She challenges Floyd Mayweather, and then Holly Holm took her teeth and just did the worst dentistry of all time one night. Oh, every tooth in the bottom flew out of her mouth. Way beyond a root canal. You'd get pay for a root canal compared to what Holly Holm did to her. I loved it. And then. And then the other thing. I know we're going back in time. You're gonna bring up these 10 years ago thing. Remember when people tried to tell you Ronda Rousey was pretty.

[Mo]

The Sports Illustrated.

[Brett]

Yeah. They tried to put her in bikinis and stuff. I. I was screaming at the top of my lungs. I'm like, what are we doing? Are we pandering that hard to women's sports so we have to actually pretend we don't see what we see? She looks like Sloth. What happened to her?

[John Holmberg]

I mean, like, is she, like, doing comic cons now or something or.

[Mo]

She had a couple of babies with Ben Roth. Rothwell.

[Brett]

And yeah, she. She went into WWE for a minute, too. She did some wrestling because you can't get your teeth torn out of your face.

[Mo]

And she was huge in wwe.

[Brett]

Yeah, she did great. Got paid because most. Oh, yeah, like, like, because why?

[Mo]

She was the heel.

[Brett]

Yeah. Most hideous looking things are easy to dislike in the wwe. I hated Ronda Rousey.

[Toledo]

The last one is rowdy. Rowdy Piper passed away at 61.

[Brett]

That was 10 years ago. He was only 61.

[Toledo]

Yep. Cardiac arrest July 31.

[Brett]

Ten years later, his friend Hulk goes, wow. Yeah, I loved that Holly Holm. I wanted her to become the greatest star of all time. I've never seen someone do exactly what I want to happen. Like, God, I hope someone knocks all of her teeth out. And that's usually something you say that's so exaggerated. Like, I just hope somebody punches her right in the mouth and all of her teeth come out. That's exactly what have kicked her, if I remember right. Kicked her in the face and all of her teeth came. Like, all of her teeth came out. That's the best thing. I'm going to go watch that fight later today, Brady, and maybe even jerk it. Love watching that foot cross her face. Just turn her into a mongoloid in like half a second. And all of her teeth came out.

[Mo]

Not only that, like, Holly was fast. Like, she went in for the leg takedown and she whiffed.

[Brett]

Yeah, she was an outstanding boxer. Didn't get any credit. Kicked her right in the mouth. Every tooth came out. Loved it.

[Toledo]

According to a new poll, Americans spend nearly half of their their entire day online. Between work, jobs, other tasks, entertainment, and the socials.

[Brett]

It's our. It's our lives now.

[Toledo]

Spend more than 10 hours a day.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's a lot. Think about 10 hours of anything a day. Technically. Do text messages count?

[Mo]

Is that online, though?

[Brett]

Kind of. Because you're off. Can't get them right.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Be part of the socials. Maybe.

[Brett]

I don't know. But either way, that's part. I mean, we're phones are definitely, they're.

[Toledo]

Saying, reading emails, paying bills, browsing gaming, looking at social media.

[Brett]

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[Toledo]

Yeah, speaking of Mario, I thought that.

[Mo]

Was the start of Mario Brothers in the. In the tubes.

[Brett]

Well, let's start a donkey. I know. Yeah, there it is. Sorry. I got the hammer.

[Toledo]

According to a recent update on the Nintendo Nintendo Today app.

[John Holmberg]

Speaking of which.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Princess Peach and Mario are good friends.

[Brett]

Oh, that means Mario's gay.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man. He went in the friend zone.

[Brett]

Peach friend zone. The guy's been. He's been fighting gorillas for you, lady.

[Toledo]

There's no word why Nintendo is making this announcement now, given the. That they presented Mario and Peach as a couple in the past.

[Brett]

Well, that's not happening anymore because Luigi.

[John Holmberg]

Came in with some of his Luigi plumber pipe.

[Brett]

The thing had an elbow joint.

[Toledo]

The Google street view camera was scanning the streets of Argentina, and this policeman was in his backyard completely naked. And it was able to capture his image on there. And so he sued.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Got 12. $500 at first they were throwing out. Said, nope, you shouldn't be back there. I was like, wait a minute. I have a.

[Brett]

Do whatever you want. You shouldn't be taking pictures.

[Toledo]

Private backyard.

[Brett]

Is it a chain link fence?

[Toledo]

No, it was. It was a wall.

[Brett]

And how did they see him?

[Toledo]

Evidently, the short wall. It.

[Brett]

It's on a trampoline. Maybe he's on a trampoline.

[Toledo]

No, it's. It's elevated enough that it can go over the Wall Street.

[Brett]

It's going into people's yards. Yeah, that's not street view. That's backyard view. That's like doing it on purpose.

[Toledo]

Police in Burbank, California have arrested the serial butt sniffer.

[Brett]

I like my idea that he was on a trampoline, though. That would be the, like, I'm gonna go jump on the trampoline nude. Nobody will ever see that. And then a car goes by and takes pictures of it.

[Toledo]

Hey, bricks in midair would be awesome.

[Brett]

Yeah, just like, he's just doing a pose.

[Mo]

I also like the exact moment you interrupted Brady right there after he said butt sniffer.

[Brett]

Yeah, butt sniffer. Well, I just like, he just wanted to call somebody a name.

[Toledo]

Khalees. Crowder is his name. 38 years old. He was cuffed Tuesday night after he was caught loitering in the women's department at a nearby Nordstrom's rack. Was caught on security camera awkwardly following a female customer around and sniffing her buttocks. He was on parole because he has a documented history of similar arrests and similar crimes. Even went viral before. I remember this was at Barnes and Noble in 2023. There's a clip of him sniffing a butt. Yeah, you remember that?

[Brett]

It's a strange thing to keep in the bank. Selective recall again. Sniffing butts. You don't forget that. Interesting. And Butts never has a video out.

[Toledo]

Yeah, there's a picture of him.

[Brett]

Here come the. But. Nesus Christ, he's got Shrek's ears. What is this? Jesus. Wow. This dude has to sniff butts? There's no. No woman is ever gonna let him get close with those bike handles he's got sticking out of the side of his head. How many channels you pick up with those things? Guys got the creepiest satellite dishes I've ever seen. There is. Wow.

[Toledo]

Yeah, there's nothing. This is like.

[Brett]

It's not even subtle. He's down on his knees behind some.

[Toledo]

Ladies, and he plays it off like he's looking for something.

[Brett]

Wait, is he going in there with his own camera filming himself sniffing butts? Is this you, Brett?

[John Holmberg]

No, it's Pluto.

[Brett]

Has it got sound? There you go. He's pretending like to tie. Oh, she's telling on him. We actually. I posted on TikTok, and people are seeing that he's done that for them as well.

[Brady]

Brand Newtown.

[Brett]

Oh, people knew him as the butt sniffer in other locations because I can't really take any photos or emails. You can't take emails? Well, I don't know our company. Why can't they take emails of a dude sniffing butts in the store that hel. Oh, and he did it to another girl. The correct answer as an employee of Barnes and Noble, is we're right on that. Hold on. Give me those pictures. Did she say he was sniffing my butt?

[Mo]

She just said sniffing.

[Brett]

Oh, sniffing. Show me. I'm sniffing again. Get back to the beginning. He just crawls up behind a lady in an incredibly well lit, wide open aisle and starts smelling her butt. Who's filming this?

[Mo]

She did. She. She saw him and she put her phone up.

[Brett]

Oh, she put her phone up and she. She used her ass as bait.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I was wondering how she. I thought it was.

[John Holmberg]

She kicked him in the face.

[Brett]

She used it so she said, he's smelling butts. I'm gonna catch him. And she hit a bait butt. Let me put up my bait ass, stand in the middle of this aisle and see if he does it again. And then Shrek came over and did it again. Donkey, let's go to the Barnes and Noble and start smelling bottoms. I know about that. Shrek. Sadly, we could get in trouble. No one will know. I mean, how can you describe me that anyone else were a black guy with Shrek's ears? It's not like I stand out. That's terrible.

[Toledo]

Donkey's getting his own movie.

[Brett]

They should. Donkey's a great character. Let's do this. Shrek. I'm gonna smell some bats. Donkey. What about that one over there? She looks like she got a camera going. Shrek. I don't go over there and get that and get in trouble. I'm sniffing it. I'm going in, Donkey. Ah, that's good. Barnes and Noble ass. That's Barnes and nobility. How does Mo win best on air personality with this going on down the hall? It's a farce. These best stuffs are a farce. No one can hold a candle to this kind of crap. You can't be bidding. Ashwick. Come on.

[Toledo]

Got a couple of Brady videos.

[Brett]

What's Mo gonna do about the butt sniffer? Nopin, Brett. That's what I said. But here we are recreating it as if you're there. Mo. Congratulations to our friend Mo down the hall. She wanna remember magazines. There's still one out there that does that. Phoenix magazine named her best of morning radio personality or whatever. She didn't even have a morning show.

[John Holmberg]

I think his best personality, radio personality.

[Brett]

Or something like that. Good for her, I guess. You don't need a personality to win that. That was a veiled shot for no reason. Not even veiled. I was gonna say quite aggressive, actually. I wouldn't smell her butt, that's for sure. Why not? Well, because it's filled with hoity toity confidence. Now.

[Mo]

Do you smell confident?

[Brett]

But it smells like tamales and arrogance. Fair. Anyway, congratulations.

[Toledo]

Here's a lady fight here. Okay, Speaking of Ronda Rousey, this one happens pretty quick.

[Brett]

Some say what is like a dirt floor. They just put up ropes. Oh, Jesus. Just kicked. They touched gloves and she kicked her in the sea. I've never seen that in my life. Touch gloves and kick her square in the sea. She'll go out right in the baby factory.

[Toledo]

Thanks for coming, everybody.

[Brett]

Hey, how you doing? Good fight. Ouch. Ouch. The Other one. Ever seen a fight before? Is that her first day? Yeah, sure. I'll give that a try. What do I got to do? Put these gloves on. Yeah. Don't forget to shake hands. Okay. She has her hand. Dumbest thing ever. She's got her hand way in the air, which is the stupidest thing you can do. Keep your handshake in front of you. She's got her handshake up like Scott Taylor downstairs. She's doing the Hitler. Her other hand all the way down. Yeah. Oh, no. She was thinking that that handshake was just going to be a, you know, cordial greeting, and then we'll get to business. The other fighter sees that arm up. Those are two quick kicks.

[Toledo]

This happened the 17th stage of the Tour de France.

[Brett]

They're still doing that.

[Toledo]

And this guy got in on the last kilometer.

[Mo]

Yesterday was the last day.

[Brett]

Oh, it was.

[Toledo]

Yeah. And the guy that won it, it's his fourth time.

[Brett]

I guess nobody cares about it. Lance Armstrong ruined the whole thing. That race is no longer.

[Toledo]

So this guy sneaks in.

[Brett]

He's not a real. Old people are just trying to punch him.

[Toledo]

Oh, he tried to.

[Brett]

So he's a fake rider who got on the course on his bike. And then a security guard stands in front, just punches him square in the face as he tries to cross the finish line. Oh, man.

[Mo]

How do they know he's fake?

[Brett]

Because he's fat.

[Toledo]

Okay, never mind. And he's wobbly.

[Brett]

He's fat, and he's not real good on a bike. Pretty dead giveaway there.

[Mo]

I didn't see it the first time.

[Brett]

Yeah, he already took care of that. It's Brady on a Schwinn and the guy just got taken down.

[Toledo]

That'll look a little better.

[Brett]

This dude is barely making that thing work as it. The security guard closes the door with a throat shot to French Brady Blue. Everyone out of my way. I'm on a bicycle. I'm a winner on a bicycle. A bicycle built for two people. Well, just the size of two.

[Toledo]

Last one's a guy getting tased, and I love his final statements.

[Mo]

Okay, is this for Brett?

[Brett]

What are you talking about? Oh, he's a half naked guy walking towards police. Big mistake. Breaks out the taser. Keep walking towards him. You're going to get. He gets. Get on the ground. Get on the ground. Get on the ground. Get on the ground. With great power comes great responsibility. With great power comes great responsibility. Exactly. Fantastic. Oh, man. John Hol's morning sickness. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's morning sickness. This a jerk. He's 100% right, though. With great power comes great responsibility, and they. They displayed it all. Yeah, he's shirtless. It's easier to get.

[Mo]

I love when they light him up again.

[Brett]

Oh, man, that's good stuff. With great power and I. You probably do just say stupid stuff like that. What's the. Like, the Thomas like quotes you don't remember from fourth grade, right? Live free or die. What? Oh, my God. He just broke out one of the founding fathers quotes. Jefferson lives on, huh?

[Toledo]

Gotta say, might be better than don't tase me, bro.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's true. No Viet Cong ever called me. It's great Muhammad Ali quote. You got to look it up. That's why I didn't go to V. All right, you ready?

[John Holmberg]

Don't forget that we weren't here.

[Brett]

Oh, it's Friday Monday.

[John Holmberg]

It's.

[Brett]

Yeah, it's a Friday. Monday. Boys haven't ready.

[John Holmberg]

We'll start off.

[Brett]

Actually, I was worried this morning when one of our suppliers of these horrible videos simply. And he's an awful person. Oh, I know. Just a horrible human being. And he very nicely wrote, happy birthday, John. Oh, like today I saw. Like, I had something. No, they were good. No. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

No, they were fine.

[Brett]

I was afraid. I don't open anything.

[John Holmberg]

No, they were cans.

[Brett]

Oh, I will not. They're safe.

[John Holmberg]

They're safe.

[Brett]

I will not do that. So he sends me videos and says, here you go. I'm like, nope, Start off with a.

[John Holmberg]

Little lady in the tramp.

[Brett]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

Make it cute.

[Brett]

All right. The little beautiful lady is.

[Mo]

I don't like where this is going.

[Brett]

Bringing that in. Oh, now there's two girls that are. And that's. I believe that's.

[Toledo]

Those aren't sons.

[Brett]

No, that's not.

[Toledo]

That's.

[Brett]

They're sharing what has been delivered by a man into one mouth to the other. That was a. That's not spit either. Is that from a man or are they vomiting? Okay, I just wanted to make sure that's. That's the man stuff.

[Toledo]

Moving on.

[Brett]

You love this, Brady. At Absinthe Vegas, they have. Yeah, just keep that plain in the back. At the show. Absinthe, they have a very pretty lady who does sword swallowing. And, like, porn has changed everything, because I've seen this show. Ten years ago, I saw absinthe and this. She was part of it, but it wasn't. She's a new girl, but she pulls the swords out, and they're like, yay. This one pulls the sword out. And attached to the end of the sword is, like, spit and like. Like, mucus. Spit, vomit, kind of thing to prove it's been down in her tummy. And she pulls it out, and she just starts whipping it around. I know. And people. And Anthony's sitting next to me going, oh, if Any of. Any of that hits me, I'm gonna throw up. And some hit my leg. I'm like, oh, God. Oh, God. And then she put, like, a lightsaber. They turn the lights out, and she takes an electric sword that's bright red and it glows in her throat. Then they turn the lights back on, she pulls it out, and it's covered in that vile spit nonsense. Whipping that around again. Because that's what. That's so gross. And porn. Yeah. Anyway, sorry. Play it one more time, Brett, just so we get an idea of what that lady says. Lady and the tramps. Oh, man. That last little oyster goes shooting from one girl's mouth into the other. They're a good foot apart. That's a nice stream. Yeah. That guy's a producer. My guess is it's multiple men.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I would imagine.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

How about some black magic?

[Brett]

It's a lot of product. All right.

[Mo]

Oh, I don't like the way you started.

[Brett]

Oh, God. Look at the size. That is a. Oh, geez. It's a. We got ourselves a giant sex toy, and it is literally the size alien thing. And I don't know what that is. It looks like a car tire on the side of the freeway. One of the. That tore off.

[Mo]

Yeah, I think it said Yantara on the side of it.

[Brett]

Show me that again real quick. All right, I can't play the sound because there's curses, but that is.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, wait a minute. That's a dude.

[Brett]

Yeah, I know. You see the balls on that guy? I didn't notice that. What were you looking at? Look at the size. And he's, you know, he's ample sized, man. He's putting a bike helmet in his ass, man.

[John Holmberg]

All right, how about some train action?

[Brett]

God.

[John Holmberg]

Nope, not that one.

[Brett]

That's the same one. Brett, don't do that again. These are our Friday videos on Monday. I should have come to work Friday. Oh, geez. There's three girls elbows deep in each other. Oh, my goodness. It kind of looks like a Postino's party. These women aren't young. And there's the rosebud. Oh, these old lad. Oh, they're very expired women. Yeah, see, what is she dropping down on? They gotta kick that thing back in.

[John Holmberg]

It Was a foot.

[Toledo]

Put it into a Doc Marten.

[Brett]

Okay, here's an Asian lady. Oh, that's not anything. Okay, I got nervous. There's a guy with a little pee pee.

[John Holmberg]

Nah, we'll save that one.

[Brett]

All right. Oh, God, Brett, this is too far today. All right, here's a lady with another lady hovering above her face. She's sitting on a woman's face. She's plugging her nose, which means this woman's about to poop on her. Oh. Oh, no, it's not poop. Okay, we're all right. Oh, now there's poop now. Oh, God. Little poop came in. Oh, right in her mouth. Right in her mouth. Right in her mouth. Disgusting. Oh, my God. And it was like one of those weird kind of squash colors, like the takes on there. Yeah, they've been doing this for a minute. It looks like the inside of a pumpkin fell out of her inner mouth. It's that color. Spice season. It's just a little orange poop right in her mouth. It looks like. Yeah, it looks like she's gotten a pumpkin. What's that? Oh, my God. And. Yeah, those sheets have been through it. Those sheets have been through it. Oh, Rough weekend for the. They're gonna. Somebody's going to Bed Bath and Beyond. Getting a bed in a box. Oh, this one. Oh, we already seen sounds.

[John Holmberg]

Something kind of like that. We'll save that.

[Brett]

Oh, and it's. You know what? There you go, Brady. Oh, God. There's a lady chowing down on a rose butter. Something that's a prolapse of some sort, but the whole thing's a mess. And then Sailor Moon is chowing down on it, and. Oh, my God, she's. What is happening in this video? What is that? There's a handful. There's a hand inside the woman in a part I didn't recognize. I didn't. I've taken an anatomy class to know what that is. What is that thing? No idea how good that feels. No idea how good that feels. You're dying. This is exactly what that guy James, this is what he saw when he was crossing over. Okay, that's gross. What is going on out there? Oh, one other thing about Vegas, and this is probably having to do with what just happened in this video. Oh, no. We had adjoining rooms. And when we checked in Thursday, I said, I got done. She goes, you have your room. Your adjoining room won't be ready for a little bit, so come back down. Pick up the key for that later. And I'm like, okay, so I get a call like two minutes later and come back to the front desk and take. We need to talk to you. I'm like, okay, so go down. It's like, we're going to have to move you. I'm like, why? She goes, we were. Adjoining room. We're not going to make that available to the public. And I'm like, what happened in there? She goes, I said, can I at least see in there? It's like, technically my room. Can I have a key? And then tell you, like, that was terrible. She goes, no, we can't, because usually when we do this, it's biohazard. I'm like, what happened in the room that I was supposed to be in? And she goes, probably. And I'm like, dead hooker murder. She goes, probably just kids peeing in the bed. And I'm like, nope, that's not kids. That wasn't it. I. This was.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody already seen the video.

[Brett]

We just watched it. Yep, that was it. All right.

[John Holmberg]

And we'll just end here.

[Brett]

Close her up, Brad. I don't know what that is. That's a guy pinching a woman's genitals with gloves on. Squeezing it. There's. Oh, there's a zit in there or something. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh. What? She just gave birth to her own self.

[Toledo]

What is that?

[Brett]

Oh. And it came out.

[Toledo]

She needs mesh.

[Brett]

What is that?

[Mo]

That's like a hernia.

[Toledo]

That's the collapsing.

[Brett]

No, I don't think so. I think. I think Toledo's right. I think that's a hernia.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not sure.

[Brett]

Because it's not vice versa. No, there's something. No, I don't know. Rosebud is a butt. Yeah, that's why I thought that's like balloon. That's like a kid's balloon. Yeah, that's a tumor or something she can push out. Because that's got no hole on it. That's not the sides falling out. That's definitely need to talk to a doctor about that. Glad that guy's wearing gloves. You look extra disturbed today. Are you all right? That's a tough batch.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it's our normal Friday, so.

[Brett]

Makes me wish that plane didn't make it yesterday. It would have shook me right into Tom's thumb and put us down. Wow. All right. There you go. Thanks, Brett. Yep. Thanks, Brent and Bailey. It's 8:31, everybody. There goes your Brady Report. Not Phoenix magazine's best show. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

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