Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: 07-28-25 - BR - MON - List Of Events That Took Place This Same Week 10 Years Ago - Serial Butt Sniffer Busted In Burbank
Release Date: July 28, 2025

1. Introduction

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg along with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo delve into a mix of retrospective events from a decade ago, current happenings, and some offbeat news stories. The discussion is marked by their characteristic blend of humor, sharp commentary, and candid banter.

2. Movie Industry Decisions: The Little Mermaid's Sequel

Bret Vesely and Dick Toledo kick off the conversation by reminiscing about Disney's initial hesitation to produce a sequel for "The Little Mermaid". They discuss how Disney considered the idea of developing a sequel titled "Splash2", which ultimately did not materialize.

Bret Vesely [02:07]: "Tom Hanks wasn't going to be in it. It was a bunch of new mermaids and new people who loved mermaids."
Dick Toledo [02:48]: "They changed their mind?"
Bret Vesely [02:49]: "No, because it's a terrible idea."

The hosts express skepticism about reviving established stories, highlighting the challenges in maintaining the original charm and audience expectations.

3. College Sports Team Nicknames Statistics

The conversation shifts to an intriguing statistic shared by Dick Toledo, revealing that 117 colleges have adopted "Eagles" as their sports team nickname, making it the most popular choice.

Dick Toledo [03:08]: "There are 117 college colleges whose sports team nickname is the Eagles."
Bret Vesely [03:16]: "God."
Dick Toledo [03:18]: "The Hawks is second most common with 107."

They further elaborate on other popular nicknames like Hawks, Wildcats, Lions, and Tigers, discussing the saturation of certain mascots in collegiate sports.

4. Unique Laws: Maine's Clam Chowder Regulation

Bret and Dick delve into quirky state laws, specifically highlighting that Maine made it illegal to add tomatoes to clam chowder back in 1939.

Bret Vesely [03:56]: "The state of Maine made it illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder in 1939."
Dick Toledo [04:07]: "That's Manhattan."
Bret Vesely [04:12]: "No, you can't do it. That's New England clam chowder."

The hosts humorously debate the distinctions between New England and Manhattan clam chowder, emphasizing regional culinary preferences.

5. Cecil the Lion Hunting Scandal

Reflecting on significant events from ten years prior, the discussion touches upon the infamous incident involving Walter Palmer, the man behind the hunting of Cecil the Lion.

Dick Toledo [04:39]: "Ten years ago was that lion hunting dentist."
Bret Vesely [04:54]: "They gave it a name. It was one of the older ones on the... Remember, it was on the preserve."

They criticize the unethical nature of the hunting expedition and the public's outrage following the viral imagery of Cecil.

6. Tom Brady's Deflategate Controversy

One of the prominent topics is Tom Brady's Deflategate incident, where Brady was suspended for four games, and the New England Patriots faced additional penalties.

Bret Vesely [05:39]: "The Patriots did get away with that as far as."
Dick Toledo [06:17]: "The running back, inspected. They're good game balls, right?"

The hosts debate the legitimacy of the NFL's investigation, discussing whether the punishment was justified and the broader implications for sports integrity.

7. Ronda Rousey's UFC Dominance and Career Highlights

Ronda Rousey's peak in the UFC a decade ago is another focal point. The hosts recount her swift victories and her controversial challenges outside the octagon, including her infamous fight with Holly Holm.

Dick Toledo [08:01]: "Ronda Rousey was dominating the women's UFC."
Bret Vesely [08:10]: "She looks like Sloth. What happened to her?"
Bret Vesely [10:04]: "Holly Holm took her teeth and just did the worst dentistry of all time."

They express mixed feelings about Rousey's legacy, praising her initial prowess but critiquing her subsequent career moves and personal demeanor.

8. Serial Butt Sniffer Arrest in Burbank

A bizarre and humorous segment covers the arrest of a serial butt sniffer in Burbank, California. The individual, Khalees Crowder, was apprehended for loitering in women's departments of retail stores and engaging in inappropriate behavior.

Dick Toledo [15:28]: "A policeman was captured on street view camera completely naked in his backyard."
Bret Vesely [15:30]: "How many channels do you pick up with those things?"
Dick Toledo [15:38]: "He was caught loitering in the women's department at a nearby Nordstrom's rack."

The hosts mockingly discuss Crowder's actions and the viral nature of the incident, blending humor with genuine bewilderment at such behavior.

9. Social Media Usage Statistics

Touching on broader societal trends, the hosts cite a recent poll indicating that Americans spend nearly half of their day online, encompassing activities from work to social media and gaming.

Dick Toledo [11:14]: "According to a new poll, Americans spend nearly half of their their entire day online."
Bret Vesely [11:30]: "Yeah, that's a lot. Think about 10 hours of anything a day."

They discuss the implications of this statistic, contemplating the impact of digital immersion on daily life and interpersonal relationships.

10. Tour de France Impersonator Incident

Another offbeat story involves an individual impersonating a cyclist during the 17th stage of the Tour de France, leading to his removal through force by security personnel.

Dick Toledo [21:53]: "This happened the 17th stage of the Tour de France."
Bret Vesely [22:00]: "He's a fake rider who got on the course on his bike."

The hosts humorously critique the impersonator's attempt and the swift response by authorities, underscoring the lengths taken to maintain the event's integrity.

11. Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the day's discussions, interspersing humor with commentary on various topics, from bizarre online videos to personal anecdotes.

Bret Vesely [33:00]: "That's the collapsing. No, I don't think so."
John Holmberg [34:14]: "Check them out at actionrideshop.com."

The episode concludes with promotional segments for local businesses, maintaining the show's blend of entertainment and community engagement.

Notable Quotes

• Bret Vesely [04:12]: "No, you can't do it. That's New England clam chowder."
• Bret Vesely [05:07]: "They just drive up to a dying one and shoot it in the head while it sleeps."
• Bret Vesely [07:04]: "Once the running backs get a hold of them, it's easier to hang on to a football that you can."
• Bret Vesely [19:28]: "Holly was fast. Like, she went in for the leg takedown and she whiffed."
• Bret Vesely [21:10]: "With great power comes great responsibility."

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers listeners a blend of nostalgic retrospectives, current events, and offbeat news stories, all delivered with the show's signature humor and candidness. From dissecting sports controversies to highlighting peculiar legal tales, the hosts ensure an engaging and entertaining morning show experience for their Arizona audience.