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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
07-28-25 - FULL SHOW - MONDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD
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John Holmberg
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Brady
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John Holmberg
Took my made it one piece apparently.
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Brady
I can tell you this in all honesty we left Thursday. I went with some heavy hitter up there was headed arranged by some people who know how to play the game strong gambling. A lot of money went here and there. A lot of money was given was won given back. Won again giving back. We're talking some six figure championships and then some guys walking away going no it's gone and yeah it was a lot and I don't honestly this is the one time I've gone to Vegas I come back and I am. I'm having a very hard time remembering what would happen almost any of it. I remember little things I remember. I remember screaming Allah Akbar. And that is not favorable to do in crowds especially with no travel id. I did it a lot. Yeah don't do it at the airport. I wasn't doing it at the Airport. Although we did it a couple of times. We saw a Middle Eastern guy getting in the pool, and he was wearing Apollo Creed shorts. Nice. And I'm like, that's too. He's trying too far to make us comfortable. Like, he's trying to make us, oh, America. America. And then, you know, and we started laughing, and Al Akbar was pretty much our rally cry. It was our rally cry for the rest of the weekend. I remember a man with no arms. He had no arms, just these strips of skin dangling outside of his sleeves. And I remember being stopped in a bar with my arm stuffed into my shirt sleeves, dancing behind him. Like, what's he gonna do about it? There was a lot. That's a flash. I rem standing in the pool at the Aria with my friend Anthony. And Anthony was very inebriated. And he started to talk to me, and he went. And then just his inside started to pour out of his mouth slowly. And he looked down. He goes, that's my vomit. Like, yeah, that's not good. We lift him up and put him out of the pool. And then I turned around, and my friend Jordan was spinning, making a water tornado where the puke was to make it all go away. I remember a foot race in the hallway at the Aria with my friend Mark. And both of us got going so fast, we didn't know how to stop. So we just dove down onto the. I got carpet burns all over my body. I think I broke a rib. I'm almost positive this. It's dislocated. I know that it's. It's bruised up pretty good, but pretty sure I have a broken rib. I. It was. It's what? And. And the meta glasses. I wear a pair of recording glasses. Meta glasses. My friend Jordan has one. We put those on, and we were sitting on afternoon at a restaurant together. And Jordan started to download the images from what he had captured so far off of his glasses onto his phone. None of us. It was the hangover we all like. My buddy Joe was there, and there is a. I'm in bed. Jordan and I accidentally switched glasses and didn't realize it. And I was recording something. Went to his phone of me laying on the bed, talking to Jordan, who was lost. And my kindness to a friend in Vegas. First thing he said, but he's really drunk. Was, I don't have any keys. I left my wallet somewhere. I don't know where I am. And I just said, not my problem, man. And that was where we ended it. And then on this same recording, I'm Gonna throw them all out there. Joe Libman comes wandering into my room as I laid down. Comfortable. There's probably seven or eight guys in the suite that were just drinking and being debaucherous while I just laid there relaxing. And there is about minute and a half of me getting just violated. Just.
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John Holmberg
Oh, right now just.
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Brady
Joe just came in, just sort of beat the tar out of me physically. It looked very sexual and then it was hilarious. Yeah, it was bad. My friend Mark showed up at 4 o' clock on Saturday and was passed out at 7 Saturday night he was. 4pm Yeah, 4pm, 3 hours. We lost him. And we all. I mean, lost him. He's in charge of a bank, like. And I. All I remember to do to wake him up was take the door to the bathroom where he was laying and just bash his head until he woke up. We have that on video as well. We don't remember doing it, but that's how we woke the van CEO. It was pretty awesome, man.
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Toledo
You remembered a lot.
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Brady
No, no, those were videos. Those are the videos, Brady. I have no memories without those videos. None. Yeah, thank God for the videos because it was. And Jordan and I got into a fist fight for fun in the pool and I think we cleared the pool out. I won that by a landslide. Yeah, it was a great. It was a. It was a great time. I do remember one thing clearly and I have to apolog to this guy. I'm sitting at a slot machine now. The whole time I was there, there was a listener named Ben who I was supposed to just have a drink with. We'd been talking about these. I'll be there the same weekend, blah, blah. I'm like, all right. We've been emailing back and forth and I'm like, if you're there for sure, we'll talk, we'll grab a drink. And so I have not met him, I don't know, but he emails a lot and we chatting. He was very nice guy. And he's up there with his wife. And so I'm all over the map. I don't know, up from down, day from night. We didn't know anything. So I'm waiting to find him for a drink. And we've been communicating back and forth this, that I have no idea what's what. And a guy comes up to me while I'm at the machine and he goes, John. And I go, hey, Ben. And he goes, yeah, okay. And I'm like, what? He goes, hey, I think he said, my name's Jeff. Like Oh. And he goes, but I am a fan. I'm like, oh, I didn't say that. I didn't say, oh, fan. I don't say. I didn't start the conversation with, oh, another fan. Like, who would do that? So I tried to explain that to him, and I think he thinks that he came up and said my name. And then I go, fan.
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Toledo
Hey, fan.
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Brady
Big fan. First thing, then, hey, Pratt, what's going on? Fan. Anybody else? Fans, Fan. I met that guy. And I don't remember our interaction, but I'm pretty sure you think I introduced myself to you as assuming your fandom. I did not. I just thought you were Ben, and it sounds similar as Drew, Hey, Better. That's one of the. I don't want to ever be as low as Drew, Hey, Better was to me. That was a. That was a terrible thing to do to another human being.
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Toledo
You ain't living.
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Brady
Fan. Hey, big fan, everybody. Hold on a second. Fan. But he handled it well. So I tried to explain to him, but I don't think it was very clear. It was a lot. It was a lot. We did a. We did a good job.
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John Holmberg
Was it like the hangovers? You guys delete the photos, videos.
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Brady
Joey said it. He goes, do we want to watch more of these? There's, like, five more of these. And it's like, we'll watch them once. There was nothing really incriminating outside. Well, you know, just the Anthony in the fetal position in the side of the pool at the aria in the cabana was just absolutely hilarious. We all have pictures with his body done for a while, and he's let himself go. So these pictures, I mean, it's just the worst to have let yourself go as badly as he has and then get photographed. It was bad. It was. It was. It was. I wish I remembered it, because I remember laughing a lot. And I just. You know when you have a broken rib or something from a trip and you don't remember really exactly when or how that happened? I mean, it was bad. I just remember looking at the bill for the cabana. This. This I do remember. And the guy brought the bill and goes, hey, you guys were awesome to me. Thanks. And I'm like, his name was Freddie. Freddie. We're the best. He brought us Javiers to the pool. He got. We. And then you're like, this was totally worth it until you look at the bill for the Cabana and see $3,996 for. Because we wouldn't. And. And Freddy was also like, you guys want the big drinks. And we're like, yep. And it comes in a probably a 32 ounce cup. The cool drinks. Oh, yeah. And he's. What do you want? Triples, fours, fives? Like, what's a five? It was just five shots. I'm like, yeah, keep those coming. And about six of those later, I had a broken rib. So. And I don't know how. Birthday celebration complete.
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John Holmberg
That wasn't on video, the broken rib portion.
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Brady
Okay, well, the best part, that. And Mark and I. Mark told me goes. I could. Mark and I've been friends since fifth grade. Mark says I could still outrun you. Like, and, you know, we're dudes. We're mean to each other. You fat ass. We're back and forth on that. So we just start sprinting. Now, keep in mind, the guy we're with, Joe, is a former wide receiver at U of A. He's, you know, he's very fast. He didn't get involved in this, but I just heard him go, ah. Because he knew two white dudes running down a hallway in a hotel was going to end. It was going to end ugly. And it did. But somehow or another, in that run down the hall, which I was winning handily, Mark's a lumbering loaf of a human being, even sober. And I was winning this foot race. A shoe, a tennis shoe almost hit me in the head and just flew by me. And that's when I realized I can't stop. Like, I don't know how to stop this. So the shoe scared me. I started to laugh and I hit the ground and just. And I thought this flabberlanche of a man. Mark was gonna run me over now that I hit the ground. But when I hit the ground, I turned around and looked back. He had fallen 15, 20ft behind me. He had already hit the deck.
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John Holmberg
So you won by default.
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Brady
No, Brett, I won that race. And by default. You know, I skidded to the finish.
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Toledo
Line, won it twice.
- [11:21]
Brady
It was a. It got out of control and it was just. I mean, it was hours of money and laughs and I don't. I wish I knew more. I'm sure stuff's gonna. Nothing bad, though. It was like. It was like Mormons finding alcohol for the first time. We were just a bunch of dudes laughing the whole time and making fun of everyone. And look, it's easy to make fun of everyone when this Cowboy Carter thing. Beyonce's show is two nights in a row and you realize that there isn't a woman in this town. When Cowboy Carter's there who has any identity of her own at all. I've never seen more fat, middle aged women of any color dressed up like it's Halloween. Cowboys and gays. Oh, the gays. How they love Beyonce. They were everywhere. And literally you go down to KDKB right now and just tell them some of the outfits, and KDKB guys would be like, jesus, that's gay. It was some of the gayest. I've never seen, like, men in dresses like that they made themselves. And some of them look pretty good. It was so incredible. But these overweight middle 40s women in cowboy boots, they all look like, remember, you know when you've had a daughter, when they're young and they dress themselves and they put on boots and shorts and like a, like a, like a weird country shirt and the hat. I'm like, all right, we can't leave the house, honey, you look crazy. That was the norm. They were horrible. And the show was four hours long. We were at Absinthe at Caesars on Saturday. I called to get a ride back to the Aria and they're like, the lady at the thing was like, Beyonce is just pissing everyone off. She's played an hour extra. Evidently, Destiny's Child's on the stage. It was. They had a reunion and. And she was on stage. She got on the stage two hours late. She played an extra hour. And it screwed up all the, like, any cabs, any. Any limo service, any shaboozy was there. Everybody was there. Oprah's plane. We saw Oprah stuff, the Kardashians, like, everything was there. It was an entire insane weekend.
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Toledo
Sharpton.
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Brady
Did Al Sharpton go to that?
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Toledo
I guess so.
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Brady
I didn't see his stuff, but yeah, we. It was insane. And of course, I told you guys last Thursday, I don't have the travel id. And I didn't tell you how I was going to get there. So I can do it now because I didn't want to jinx it up the goods. So I. I have a friend who has two private planes. He's got his own little plane situation going, right? And I called the guy who ran set jet last Thursday, no longer a thing. He tried to start SetJet and, you know, investors and all this other stuff. So he's like, yeah, I'll get you hooked up with this. And I had one other. Like, because I could not get on a plane, a JSX plane. I'm not going down to the regular airport. I would rather walk.
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John Holmberg
So spirit, huh?
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Brady
We were gonna. We Were gonna get into a. You know, we were gonna rent a car, me and my buddy Jordan. Because I didn't have the idea. I'm like, well, rather. I'm so glad we didn't. And so we get there, and the good. The good doctor hooked us up with his planes. And it was, you know, didn't. It wasn't expensive and it wasn't cheap. It was somewhere in the middle. So we get there on Thursday, and it's all arranged for us. And there's a Lear, A Bombardier Lear jet, seats about 12 people. Absolutely stunning. And it's there in Scottsdale. The pilot come over to us, and there may be combined age, the two of them, 36. I'm pretty sure that one of them was still in eighth grade. And the fun part was, you know, I had my. I didn't. I showed him my id, and he's. I gotta do my due diligence here. And they put me through a few questions. He goes, we got you covered. Don't worry. And the main one was basically like, what's your address? And then I gave my address, and he looks me up on maricopa.gov, whatever, and just like, yep, it's all clear. We're good. I did all my papers. He asked me a bunch of stuff. We get there, and it was gold. Got my appointment today to go get the idea. I tip my cap to the feds. They win this battle. Even though It's a scam, 100% across the board. Sometimes you just have to eat, do what the government says. I wanted to fight this one, at least personally. So we're standing there talking to the pilots who were fresh biking. You know, it's tough enough. You're going to your. Your 53rd birthday, you're starting to have your own mortality issues. You're starting to look in the mirror and say, who's that guy? Then you get into a plane with two dudes that you're like, all right, maybe were born in the 90s. My guess is they weren't. My guess is it was 2001, two or three. They were young. And then the one kid. The one kid goes, you want a drink or something before we get on the plane? Yeah. And then the pilots, like, ran away. We know where the alcohol is. Mom and dad aren't home. That's what it felt like. And they brought back drinks for us. And they're like, this is great. Like, these. These kids are awesome. They get the plane to Vegas, and I'm never gonna fly any other way. I am Going to religiously blow my friend with planes. Like it is so worth it. Women. What are you doing with the likes of Brett and Brady and me? There's dudes out there with planes. Why would you ever say, hey Brett, let's go to Miami. And then you go online and start seeking out like deals and we fly on Thursday. It'd be $40 cheaper. But there are dudes with planes. Do you hear me? Everyone immediately dump your man if he doesn't own a plane and go get one. And if you're not good looking enough, work harder to get a guy with a plane. So I will be blowing this man every time I want to go somewhere because I ain't getting back in any airport ever again. This ruins you. Thought JSX helped out jsx. That's baby compared to what I was dealing with. We get to remember when we flew setjet and we landed and we saw all our cars parked there. Oh yeah, that was pretty neat. And then when we landed in, we landed in Vegas in the set jet and we got out, we walked over. We had right there transportation arranged in Vegas, but it was way to go out. We are taxiing into where this plane's gonna park and our car is driving next to the plane. Wherever we parked, he parked. And before we knew it, we're in that car. It picks you up like on the Runway. Come on, ladies. All I could think about was put your skills to use. Someone's blowing Toledo. What? He's providing nothing and I'm right there with him. I'm more than him, but not like, I mean, someone thought this was a good idea. I'm going to blow Dick Toledo said a few girls on this planet, he should never have been an option. Can I say it again? There are men with planes. The only competition should be for them. If you've ever had a conversation with your husband and said, ah, we're boarding group four, leave him immediately. For a man with a plane, there is no boarding group. When everyone gets there, the plane leaves. We were supposed to leave at 5. We all got there a little early. We were in the air by five. Like, all right, everybody's here. We're ready to go when you are. It was amazing. So, yeah, blowing these average knobs, and I am in that category. I will be performing on this guy every chance I get for just the simple fact that he deserves it. Whatever he's done in life, he's got it figured out. He deserves a nice blow from anybody who talks to. It's amazing. And he didn't even go. He wasn't even go. No, he was in. He was in Cancun. The other plane. Now, I'll tell you this. Make sure the guy you're blowing has a Bombardier Lear, because we came back on a beachcraft premiere, and I would rather have ridden in a kite. This thing was all over the sky. I think we did a couple of spins. It was some rolls. It was a. It's a bouncy ride. It was. And then. And then the other part of that is landing, where you just lean out, and I'm seven feet from the pilot, and I'm watching out their window. And remember an airplane at the end of Airplane when they kept showing the Runway from the pilot's perspective? It's real. That's real. Except for airplane didn't do it justice. You're going straight at this Runway, and you're about 4 or 5,000ft up. You're up high, and you're looking at the Runway through the window, and then nothing. Then you just see, like, North Scottsdale. Then you're back on the Runway, then North Scottsdale again. Like, this plane is just. It's spinning all over. These guys aren't. Like, I was looking to see if either of the pilots had their fingers crossed or if they were holding hands or something. Bombardi beat. I'm already bougie about it. I'm like, if somebody says, hey, I got a private plane. You want to go? I'm like, it's not one of them Beechcraft rides, is it? Because I'm not. I am a Lear guy.
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John Holmberg
Is it Leonard Skinner 2.0 you were thinking, or what?
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Brady
We were playing La Bamba the whole way in. Did some flyovers, had the day the music died. Labamba. I screamed al akbar because I could. It was fun. And the fun part is, is that there's no fear of dying at all in the plane. That's just, like, this luxury. This is great. Like, it's almost like a good thing. Like, if I were to have died in either of those wrecks, it would have said, local Valley jackass dies. And it would have been better because it wouldn't even have mentioned the other guys on the plane at all. As a Valley radio jackass dies in plane crash. And then people would have heard the story, and he died in a Beechcraft Premier Private, and everybody would have immediately not been sad and looked at me and said, dude, dude, did he have his own plane? Like, that would have been, like, my legacy. It would have been awesome to have died In a private jet. And then other people had to explain it but it was awesome. Blow a dude with a plane. It was unreal how great that is. That experience is different now. You gotta have a bunch of friends who are willing to. I was originally gonna fly this by myself because I was the one without the real id but a couple other jackasses, Shane from Life Changer Loans and my buddy Jim and Jordan, they both agreed or all three agreed like we should probably fly with you on this. So they, you know, they cut the cost a little bit but my God. And I'd never ever. I might have got off of a commercial airliner that had the pilots we had just on visual because they were so young but because it was a super nice awesome private jet, you could throw this thing into the side of a mountain. It's going to be a great story for the world. Later. It was rough.
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Toledo
We were hoping more of a Tom Cruise Maverick came out to. Gentlemen, we're going to fly today.
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Brady
To be honest with you Brady, it could have been, it could have been a real child. I've been like, you know what you're doing? It's like yeah. I'm like get, get me on that plane. We're going to go. It's like if your feet touch the pedals. Yeah sure. I'm like all right, let's get on here kid.
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John Holmberg
He's short round with the blocks on his shoes and everything else.
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Brady
I have to wear these block shoes cuz I can't reach. How old are you? Seven. All right, I don't care, get on, let's get on the plane. It was amazing but that one coming back was little. And here's the thing we had to do. There were four of us coming back and I had to talk to flight ops cuz my fat friend CEO Mark, Mark, he's like maybe I could get on that plane too. I'm like I don't know, I'll ask her. And she, she needs height and weight of everybody like as a pre flight out thing. So I throw out the you know, height and weight. Jordan's about 6, 2, 6 3. He's probably about 210, 215. I'm 6ft about 208. Jim Wilson's about 511, 253, 260, something like that. Shane's about the same only he's about 5 6. That's why I went to add Mark on there and I said Mark Stebbings, 511, 295. I don't know £300, I'm not so sure. And this is what we learned. The four of us had to sit and for the heat of the small little Beechcraft coming back, one more guy. They weren't real confident with its performance, so they kind of said, no, we better just keep it at four. I'm like, we're. We're literally 200 pounds away from this plane kind of being haywire. And they're like, it's hot out. I don't even care. But that's amazing. You guys know that. John holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 kupd. It's john holmberg here, and it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of my home group and Doug Hopkins dot com. If I told you I had an idea for a project and said to you, in order to finish the project, We've got about 10 steps to go through, and seven or eight of them are time consuming and could ruin the entire thing. Doug Hopkins, he offers you cash for your home as is right now, and that process is over. He doesn't change that price or you get 5,000 doll guaranteed. Your house is sold. Start the process online right now@doug hopkins.com or grab that phone and sing Holmberg's morning sickness. We're up to that 200 pound limit. Performance isn't as good if we put your fat friend on there. So looks like stemmings is. And he needs to walk. Let's be honest. Looks like he's gonna be floating on another plane. A bigger, more powerful rifled plane that's got bigger jets and can handle his kind of girth.
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John Holmberg
Your doctor didn't have a C130 on the.
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Brady
No, no, no. I told them. I looked at Mark and I said, look, Operation Dumbo drop. You're not allowed on our plane. Yeah, but that is a scary thought. When you look at a commercial airline and think of the weight they can throw up and then this tiny. This is the difference between what we run this tiny plane coming back and they're like another £200, we better not. Like, why, what's. Then you. Then you realize you can't fly with women because they all lie. And if you got four of them on there and they all lie about their weight by about 15 or 20 pounds and they're lying. If they're lying by. Well, they. Some of them do. But I saw Cowboy Carter crowd. None of them were saying that they weren't £200. But all of them were. Yeah, all of them are like, I'm 145 pounds. Biggest I've ever been. Like, lady, one of Your legs is 145. You are a beast. Yeah, it's scary. I never realized it was a performance issue. They'd have struggled with not taking off. But it would have been a little tougher for the pilots, Fuel, all this other stuff. If we'd have added Mark's fat ass to the plane, and we couldn't do it. Mark's fat ass got on one of them commercial airliners and drugged his ass back like cargo. Amazing. But, yeah, they still had to put.
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Toledo
Them on one side or the other.
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Brady
Mark even. Yeah. Oh, yeah. When he gets on, they're like, oh, no. All right. We're gonna be delayed till we figure out which side he can lay across. And then we got to get the buckets of water to keep them fresh before he gets back to his home. Like, he's on a flat bed in the back of the truck. Again, my takeaway from the whole weekend. And had I not had I not been. Been the diligent jackass against the real ID like I have been, I would have never learned this about this. And this is my gift to the ladies. This is my WNBA gift to the ladies. What are you doing? What are you doing? Looking at Brady right now, and I'm, like, looking at Brett. Nothing. Nothing. Unaccomplished knobs. If you don't have a plane and I'm. I'm right there. Why would anyone spend time with any of us at all? And why. Next time you're parading around feeling good about yourself. Stop it. She shouldn't be there. No one should have ever touched you. You. I don't even. I don't even look at Brett. Disgusting. You're walking through the airport thinking you're, oh, we're first class. I take. No, there's guys with planes. Guys with planes. Ladies, what are you doing? If you're waking up right now and you're looking at that, been farting on you all night long and thinking there's guys with planes, what's this? And I don't want to hear. It's love. Knock it off. When you're in court in 15 years trying to figure out how much love you're going to suck out of this guy and get half his love, it has nothing to do with that. It's all a business transaction. In the end, when you leave them, at least leave a guy with a plane or another guy with a plane. A plane. You got that beach cruiser. You got that friend? I Won't say her name because I don't want to wreck her game. But she is. For as long as I've known her and as long as you've known her, said, Nope. CEOs only.
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Toledo
Yep.
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Brady
Not doing anything. I'm not wasting my time with Vesley. Not happening. And I'm like, you know what? At first, like, what a. After a while, like, no, she's got it figured out. That's smart. That is smart.
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Toledo
She's been to places.
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Brady
She's in the most luxurious fashion. And what did she have to. We don't. We as men don't have that. That. We don't have that. You guys have the power. All you have to do is sort of prostitute yourself and take it out of your brain that it's prostitution and get. Guy with a plane. It's awesome. I fell in love with him. It's the most amazing thing ever. At the very least, you know? Yeah. You start feeling like you got something together. Other dudes, we'll take my plan. That dude wins every time. If it's a group of guys and there's a girls there, it's like, well, we should fly to Vegas. Oh, my God. Other flights do we have. Don't worry about that. We'll take my plane. Like, all the other dudes have to be like, okay, we'll take his place. Like, you're the. You're a loser. I'm a loser.
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Toledo
That's why all those influencers originally on Instagram and that always took pictures on the.
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Brady
Of course. So when they make a fake cabin goddamn flex, they do it with toilet seats, make it look like they're looking out a window. It's a flex, and it's an outstanding flex. And I'd never experienced it the way I have this weekend. And I had to pay to get on. I didn't know. But I would gladly just start torturing that guy's genitals just to help. I mean, I will do anything he asks next time I go to Vegas. It's like, look, mouth is open for business. When's the plane leave? I will. You are. I will be your f. Toy for as long as you need me. And then I'll go to a weekend I won't remember it anyway. That was great. So happy birthday to me. It was a good, fun time. Real good time. And then you have people up there all the whole time in Vegas, anytime that you talk to anybody, it was. It's so annoying that everything was either about Beyonce or politics. All of us guys were just Acting like jackasses. Anybody else came to the party, it was seconds. What is this, the Epstein party? And the Epstein jokes are, like, the strange weirdos that would come over to you and see eight guys sitting in a bar together, laughing and having fun. And then people would want to be part of that. And then like, hey, thank you, mom. You got some baby oils. The Epstein party. All right, that's enough. Enough of that. But everybody wants that to happen. I want that to go away. This is going to be a problem, and I'm mad at Trump for it because. Because he's the one who set himself up to look stupid by screaming and yelling. He was gonna put it all out there, and then something's on that list that he doesn't like or his crew doesn't like, and they're just. And now he's gonna pardon Jizz Lane. And he's like, I could do it if I want to. I'm like, oh, no. She's either gonna talk or he's gonna have her. Like, the Clintons are gonna stop.
- [31:19]
Toledo
She's leveraging it to get pardoned.
- [31:20]
Brady
She is absolutely leveraging something. This whole thing's a disaster. He's a guy with a plane. Oh, yeah. And you saw what he pulled multiple times, and he was on Epstein Island. Another guy with a plane had an island. I mean, that's. There's some flexing going on there, too. I don't want to hear it from anybody online either. Any girls that emailed. What happened to, like, romance and love? I'm like, I don't know. What are you doing with. Why is anyone blowing Toledo? And you know what, ladies? It'll make sense when you argue with me later about this, because I will get emails. It's so callous and shallow and weird to say that. My God, Then you blow Toledo. Yuck. So you do have a line. You do have a standard that you won't drop to. And it usually is Toledo blowjobs. And I'm with you on that. I'm thinking of you. I'm just saying to myself, if I was a girl and I met Brett, and he's a nice man, and we're having a good time together, and then I met Brett's friend with a plane. I'm gonna tolerate a lot more of his, like, personality quirks than I would if Brett could be the most charming individual I've ever met in my life. Dude with a plane suddenly kind of wins. Planes are expensive. Some guy just sent me a plane for sale. He goes, here you go. That thing's got propellers on it. What am I, Wilbur Wright? That's not happening. Happening. I won't. I won't get on a prop plane. They scare me to death. Won't happen. And if that jet that was on yesterday is swimming around in the air like it was, and it was swimming, man, the wind would blow. As we're coming into Phoenix, it's hot. So the. You get all that thermal heat bounces and what. I don't know what it is. I'm not gonna pretend to know. But it's hot, and so you're trying to come back in in the hot air rise. So it's pushing you back up this thing. I've been on four wheel drive adventures that felt like that was a Rolls Royce compared to the bounce we had. I talked to the pilots when we were done and I said, is that a normal kind of thing? He goes, yeah, that little plane is tough to bring that one in. They land hard. Like, no kidding. And even when you're just driving on the tarmac, it feels like the tires are made of gummy bears just bouncing all over the place.
- [33:38]
John Holmberg
Same pilots and everything.
- [33:40]
Brady
No, different pilots coming back. The kids. The kids flew us there. Should have gotten a snapshot of the kids. And they were so cool. They were like the nicest guys ever. Hey, I'm Neil. And I'm Braden. We're the pilots. This is awesome. What's up? Then you see him up there? It's like, we're gonna put it on autopilot for a little bit. You guys cool with that? Like, I don't know. Yeah, go ahead. We're gonna play Roblox. And then they just start playing Roblox and the plane's getting there on its own. It was great. They were awesome. Everybody was awesome. So thanks to my friend with a plane. I mean, I would that if Brett Marino. I've been holding off on giving my pristine gay bottom to a man. Yeah, he's gonna have a plan. Wow. The man I give myself to gotta.
- [34:21]
John Holmberg
Have, you know, gotta have standards.
- [34:22]
Brady
The man I finally give myself to will have a plane. Yeah. And women will argue, but really, you're arguing with yourself. You're justifying your terrible decisions to be with people like me and Brady and Brett, God forbid, Toledo and a couple other people. It's not about that.
- [34:39]
Toledo
It's about love.
- [34:40]
Brady
No, it's about you settling. It's about you settling. A woman with a plane, she's not just giving that away. Dudes use it as bait. Women use it as I don't need you. And they're smarter. That's a smarter way to think. I don't need a man. I have a plane. Right. That's. You're right. They don't use it like they got a plane. You know, come in here and see Mahooch. Dudes do that constantly with airplanes. It's an extension of their penises. And that's a good one. So that's. Yeah. Recap of the big boy birthday super weekend. If you don't have a plane, lie about having a plane. It's electric. And the heads that turn when you climb out of your plane into your car on the tarmac and then you look over and you see the Kardashians playing. You're getting. Basically you're getting on a little ant and they have this giant thing. And then you got Oprah's plane. Forget it. That's legit. You're in that baby plane. Then you got to get in that little beach craft the next day and.
- [35:43]
John Holmberg
You'Re like, gotta get on Stedman's plane.
- [35:45]
Brady
Huh? Yeah. Oh, man. You gotta get Steadman on the trailing plane. You're not allowed on the big plane. Steadman. It was fun though. Great time. So. And thank you to all the well wishes on my emails about my birthday too. All very sweet. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? And get me out of my disastrous weekend funk. I have no memory of the last four days. If anybody saw me, please recap what you saw. I'd love to know. Let's get a wake up song. 585-9800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny. You were laughing like a hyena when he said plenty age. What the hell is wrong with you? Thank you. Miles to nowhere. That is Katie and the Hobs cruising right along and getting you through Monday morning. Starting it all fresh and got an email from somebody that said when you started the show, the song before was somebody covering Pink Floyd. Yeah, it's Avenged Sevenfold and Brett, who by the way, many of you do or do not know, as did nights, overnights for years on end. And we would see Brett when we'd start the show and Brett was always responsible for getting the songs in the right order. So we would hit 5, 45 and 0 seconds and it became kind of a game. And now you're so good at it, it's not even a Thought, like, Brett can look at a clock and tell you exactly, you know, what song hits. You know, you got four minutes and 54 seconds. Boom. He knocks one down, and now you can put it in the computer and do it. But he did this. I don't know how much time you had.
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John Holmberg
505.
- [37:21]
Brady
505. It was. So it was four through. Was a. Yeah, it was a five. 39 and 45 and 55 seconds. I'm getting. I'm trying. And you found it in there, Clicked it in. Yep. Was a mistake. Yeah.
- [37:35]
John Holmberg
I was running out of time. Like, I. Because I. I got here a little later than normal, and I'm like, oh, I got. I need.
- [37:41]
Brady
Well, that'll work.
- [37:42]
John Holmberg
And I'm like, oops, this is a wrong event song.
- [37:44]
Brady
But it's such a great song. It is a really good cover, too, which is a. Yeah. Event sevenfold doing wish you were here, which I'd forgotten about, but listening to it was pretty great. So there. You got that. Brett also was out this weekend at volbeat.
- [37:57]
John Holmberg
Yes.
- [37:58]
Brady
And that sound right there, I believe, is why I was getting texts saying, it's a good thing you didn't come here for your birthday. There's something happening you would have hated.
- [38:10]
John Holmberg
Well, a little bit before. Like, were they Sacramento. They played on Thursday because they're here on Saturday. It was Thursday, and Larry got. Got a text from Mark Randall, our old promotions guy who's up there now. And apparently Michael blew out his voice before the show. So they played instrumental.
- [38:31]
Brady
Yeah, he couldn't sing.
- [38:32]
John Holmberg
He couldn't sing.
- [38:32]
Brady
So they just did their songs and let the crowd.
- [38:34]
John Holmberg
Right. You know, and there's those songs that, like, of course, everybody knows.
- [38:38]
Brady
Put this. Put the words on the screen. Maybe get out.
- [38:40]
John Holmberg
I don't know if it was karaoke or what, but so we were all a little bit worried, like, oh, no, that's what's gonna happen. Ghost inside. They were good. Hailstorm was good. She always brings it. And so Volbeat comes up and, like, he's sounding good. Everything okay. Good, man. We're back at it. You know, I did my stage announcements. All that kind of stuff sounding good. And, you know, the encore or the last song. Yeah, Was still counting.
- [39:06]
Brady
Okay.
- [39:07]
John Holmberg
Counting all the. In the room. Well, right before they go into the last song, they bring the kids up.
- [39:14]
Brady
Their own kids?
- [39:16]
John Holmberg
No, just kids from the crowd. And his. His kid was there, too.
- [39:19]
Brady
Why were there kids in the crowd?
- [39:20]
John Holmberg
I have no idea. So there's kids up on the stage. Oh, and you hear the opening riff and he starts off counting all the children in the room.
- [39:31]
Brady
Well, that is exactly one. That's accurate. No, because children and is interchangeable.
- [39:36]
John Holmberg
Yeah. You can't, you can't change the words to your most popular song.
- [39:41]
Brady
I'm gonna go with you on that being. Yes. Yes. I will defend them in saying, hey, let's just replace the word asshole with children. It's good.
- [39:47]
John Holmberg
Don't do that.
- [39:48]
Brady
I don't. I don't disagree with you. But I also kind of find it hysterical that they did replace it. So.
- [39:53]
John Holmberg
And like, so, like, we were back. We were in the VIP area during that, talking to the guy from Q Prime who set everything up for us.
- [39:59]
Brady
Yeah.
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John Holmberg
With the, you know, the goat package and everything else.
- [40:01]
Brady
And they let the kids sing.
- [40:02]
John Holmberg
Great. Yeah.
- [40:03]
Brady
Well, they.
- [40:04]
John Holmberg
They were just on stage.
- [40:05]
Brady
Somebody text me and said, the kids are singing at Volbeat. And I'm like, oh, I didn't hear them singing again.
- [40:11]
John Holmberg
We were back into VIP at that point, but Matthia was talking to the guy, Adan's wife, who he brought on this trip too. And they're just BSing. And the song starts and, you know, it's on that screen right there by the bar.
- [40:23]
Brady
Yeah.
- [40:23]
John Holmberg
And all of a sudden, Matthias. And you know, she's loud as it is.
- [40:26]
Brady
Yeah.
- [40:26]
John Holmberg
And she's talking and all of a sudden she turns around, says, what the was that?
- [40:31]
Brady
He changed the lyrics.
- [40:34]
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah. And like, like stopped conversations and everything else.
- [40:37]
Brady
Dogs.
- [40:38]
John Holmberg
And some other guy came in afterwards and I. I didn't see it, but apparently the guys in, like, you know, in the pit area, we're like throwing the finger up and everything else.
- [40:47]
Brady
I don't want to see the kids. The kids change the lyric.
- [40:50]
John Holmberg
I mean, that's.
- [40:51]
Brady
Again, that's fun. 1.
- [40:52]
John Holmberg
That's their most famous song.
- [40:54]
Brady
And by the way, we're the in the room. Right. You're pointing it out. Counting all the. That's us realizing I'm one. Yeah. I'm realizing I'm not alone. Yeah. Oh, and there's kids running around on the stage like it's a Kinder care or some sort of neighborhood celebration.
- [41:12]
John Holmberg
I'm sick of kids with these things. I mean, cuz Drowning Pool ended their show one time with Bodies, the one song you're waiting to hear.
- [41:19]
Brady
Right.
- [41:20]
John Holmberg
And here's the kids and they're up there. They were actually singing it, jumping around.
- [41:23]
Brady
Like it is so unappealing.
- [41:25]
John Holmberg
Five fingers doing it.
- [41:26]
Brady
Now there was the time I went to go see and I gave them the chance. Like, I don't Know this new lead singer because Scott Weiland's dead, but let's see what Stone Temple Pilots has. And there was a little boy in the front row that was singing away and he pointed him out and he goes, this kid knows more the words than I do. And they brought him on stage and what song this little boy goes on? I am smelling like a rose. That's like, get the mic. He sang every word of the song we wanted to hear. Yeah. It's just. It's the worst.
- [42:01]
John Holmberg
And Volbeat was amazing. Like you. They didn't miss. They were great. Like always. Sound was amazing until that last song.
- [42:08]
Brady
Yeah.
- [42:09]
John Holmberg
Way to put a topper on a way.
- [42:10]
Brady
It's a way to just crush. They cut the legs up from under a great night, but they were great.
- [42:14]
John Holmberg
They played shotgun blues and they played everything you wanted to hear. For the most part. There was a couple that they missed, but I mean, for the most part.
- [42:21]
Brady
They'Ve always been kind of like a tongue and cheek joke about, like, being Satanists and like, you can't bring kids up there. God. Can we get a memo out to all the bands?
- [42:32]
John Holmberg
Yeah. No more kids.
- [42:33]
Brady
No more children on the stage.
- [42:35]
Toledo
Did you meet the people that won the. The Goat?
- [42:37]
John Holmberg
I didn't because that was like. That was like 2:00 clock in the afternoon. I'm not waiting six hours for. For.
- [42:43]
Brady
But they got to hang around real early today.
- [42:45]
John Holmberg
I did meet. I did meet one of the qualifiers.
- [42:48]
Brady
Okay.
- [42:49]
John Holmberg
And she came up and thanked us. And even though I didn't win and you know, because you picked the guy with the Jew in his last. In his email address. No, he did remember the guy's. The guy's email was like, I. I can't remember.
- [42:59]
Brady
But this. This Craig says, I'm surprised anyone stuck around that night on Saturday for Vol beat at all. Hailstorm was so incredible. That made Volbeat boring. We left halfway through. Volbeat didn't see the kids. So you got lucky.
- [43:12]
John Holmberg
So.
- [43:13]
Brady
Yeah. I love Volbeat. I think. I think some people are just kind of turned off by the rockabilly Volbeat thing.
- [43:18]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [43:18]
Brady
And they get that. They get that. But I think they're great. But that would have been.
- [43:21]
John Holmberg
Well, you tainted a lot of people with the share thing when you brought.
- [43:24]
Brady
There's some of that. Yes, that the share.
- [43:26]
John Holmberg
Because there were some people. I just can't listen because it sounds like Share Mike. Then you haven't seen him live. I mean. I mean, yeah, it kind of does, but they just get over. They bring it.
- [43:33]
Brady
People sound like stuff Cher is not a bad thing. She's super successful. You can say if you could turn back time. I wish I hadn't said that, but I can't not hear Cher.
- [43:42]
John Holmberg
But the kids at show's gotta stop.
- [43:44]
Brady
Yeah. It's gotta end. It's just.
- [43:46]
John Holmberg
I'm done.
- [43:46]
Brady
Anybody who wants. See, here's the problem. Anybody who likes it is someone I don't want to go to a concert with. Like, they're already, like, off the radar for fun.
- [43:56]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [43:57]
Brady
All the children at a rock show? Yeah. God, no. No, no, no. You can take your kid to a show, but he's not. Nobody wants to see him doing it. No. I never pay money to watch somebody's kids do anything.
- [44:11]
John Holmberg
Right.
- [44:13]
Brady
I know. That's the reason I don't go hang out at high school basketball games, as good as they may be. I'm not gonna go watch somebody's kids perform for free. Not have happening. You got to start becoming a professional at something before I start throwing money your way. If you're 13 and you're on stage and you're a killer and somebody's paying you and you're a professional musician or a singer or whatever, that's different. I probably still won't go, but I'm not doing that. Random children thrown out there is not ever amusing or fun.
- [44:44]
John Holmberg
Actually, Kevin, the one that won the goat package.
- [44:46]
Brady
Yeah.
- [44:46]
John Holmberg
Said it was great. Amazing. But thanks for the kids Bop tickets, guys.
- [44:50]
Brady
Yeah.
- [44:51]
John Holmberg
See, because I was told that we couldn't leave the stadium after vip, so we were in the heat for four hours.
- [44:55]
Brady
Oh, geez.
- [44:56]
John Holmberg
Without air conditioning, and then. Then all of a sudden, he brings up kids. That's what we wanted. Kids at a concert.
- [45:02]
Brady
Everyone hates it. And those bands have to realize that rock and roll is not what it used to be. Because it isn't about, like, you know, like, the debauchery and the holy cow moments. These guys are living a life we can't even understand. Dad's up on stage. I can go see that at the Grapevine on Saturday. You see your children singing, but up.
- [45:27]
John Holmberg
Until the last song will be killed it.
- [45:28]
Brady
Let me ask you this. People who are going to defend that. Oh, stop. Like, when's the last time you just randomly, without any of your family or kids or anybody being involved, just went over to the local junior high and watched a pageant? Just tell me, when's the last time anybody without any connection to that pageant went over for the Entertainment Valley? Has it ever happened?
- [45:48]
John Holmberg
Is there ever that I know of.
- [45:49]
Brady
You lived close to Rhodes Junior high for a while, even Dobson. And they have like a play, a spectacular. Like the chorus is going to sing. Like that's great entertainment. We should go over there and check that out. It's never been said.
- [46:02]
John Holmberg
No, I'm going the other way.
- [46:03]
Brady
Never been said. The only reason there are people in the crowd watching children perform at schools is why brave. That's their kids and it's only one of them. And he guess what? Even the parents are just waiting for their kids part to be over. They don't watch the other kids singing. We need a law. We need to talk to Trump about this. He's passing crazy laws. Like crazy. No more children at events where adults are.
- [46:26]
John Holmberg
It's only for this is one I can stand behind.
- [46:28]
Brady
That's when I could get by. Brett, I'm right there with you. No singing children anymore unless they've earned it. I won't do it. I just.
- [46:38]
Toledo
It does volbeat doing it because they want to keep the younger generation listen to their music. Music or what's this?
- [46:44]
Brady
You wanna. You know, you wanna know?
- [46:46]
Toledo
Like I remember, you know, the only one that I experienced that that I could really remember was when kiss. And that was years ago.
- [46:54]
Brady
And look what happened to them.
- [46:56]
Toledo
Pulled up the kids. The little KISS army disaster.
- [46:59]
Brady
Yeah, but that was a promotional tool too. I mean it was long.
- [47:02]
Toledo
I mean it's their farewell.
- [47:04]
Brady
First off, you can't comp KISS to anything because everything was a sale. Like he was like, oh, if we get these little kids, all they're doing is. But you know, you get bands and stuff, like they start plopping kids. If the best way to make the young generation like you more, keep the lyrics the same. Yeah, don't dumb it down. Don't water it down to kids. But yeah, I'm with.
- [47:24]
John Holmberg
But I don't think. I don't think KISS brought kids on stage to sing and. And dance.
- [47:28]
Toledo
Supposed to hold them up.
- [47:32]
Brady
Good point.
- [47:33]
Toledo
Raise your hand.
- [47:34]
Brady
David Vasquez makes this point, not me. But I'm going to read it because I agree with it. Kids singing is so horrible. Even pedophiles don't buy tickets to that. And that's very true. You don't see like a 15% off for creeps. But that's who you're going to get if you let kids up there. Nobody likes it. It's just the worst. And it does absolutely like taint the whole night. That night Stone Temple Pilots was at marquee. I'm like, the deleo brothers were on fire. It made me Realize how great they were at guitar. And when I heard that squeaky little kid singing Dead and Bloated, I'm like, this is not why anyone came to this. Like, we're a. You're even being a little nostalgic to when this was. When you were in your drinking, you know, crate, or. You just like the music and that's the one that really drives. That's bad. Nobody likes children that way.
- [48:24]
Toledo
The food. Bring up a kid, play guitar, I think.
- [48:27]
Brady
But if it's. You know, if it's a kid playing an instrument and it's going to impress you, that's amazing. But if he came out and he played guitar and then started to sing Everlong, you're like, no, no, no. Know we've got people for that. I don't even like when bands make us sing the songs. Like when they. When the. When he's, like, pointing them. No, no, no. You do it. I paid to see you sing. I. I'm not. I. I'll sing along naturally and occasionally shout something back, but I'm not, you know, like full verses. No, no, no, no. You. That's why we're here. You do it.
- [49:01]
John Holmberg
But other than that, it was. It was a great show up until that point. And the guys from Q Prime took care of it and package. And I think we have another one coming up soon that we can't.
- [49:10]
Brady
Oh, yeah, we got a big one.
- [49:11]
John Holmberg
Coming up taking care of you guys again, so.
- [49:13]
Brady
And is it pretty confirmed you talked to.
- [49:15]
John Holmberg
Yeah, it's like. It's like 98. I mean, it's. There's just details that they're working on.
- [49:21]
Brady
I don't want to give the game away, but the band rhymes with a Mexican tire shop. And you're gonna. This one's really backstage and the stuff I saw on the list and I don't know how much has changed. Good or back.
- [49:37]
John Holmberg
Not much has changed. Just little FL. Details.
- [49:39]
Brady
A legit prize package. These dudes are putting people back there.
- [49:45]
John Holmberg
I think about it. I mean, we did that big thing with Disturbed where somebody got to interview the band. This where you got to go backstage and see all the stuff. Nobody else gets to see the band.
- [49:53]
Brady
The way it used to be.
- [49:54]
John Holmberg
Right?
- [49:54]
Brady
Yeah, it's pretty neat. Anyway. That's pretty awesome. So. Sorry, Brett. No, I'm Bull beat. Birthday show. Did they wish me a happy birthday? Damn bastards.
- [50:04]
John Holmberg
No, the kids did.
- [50:05]
Toledo
Kids? Yeah.
- [50:06]
Brady
Oh, sure, the kids. Happy birthday. Oh, I left. Morning sickness. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's Morning Sickness. I just got speaking of how the week. I just got an email sent to me from Carbone Restaurant up there in Vegas asking how. How was your experience at Carbone? I don't know. I don't remember going to Carbone. I. That was the moment I just said we went to Carbone. I could not tell you what was eaten. And we're normal. Like, we. We. We did this for 14 hours every single day. I don't remember going to Carbone at all. Evidently, that happened July 25, which I think was Friday. I'm racking my brain trying to remember that. No, I don't have any memory of walking in. Friday was the pool day, which was a monumental S show of drinking. And that's the one where all the videos came back later. And we're like, were we that? Because I think if you'd asked any of us, were you guys all right to be, like, talking to people? Like, sure. And then I heard Jordan on a video, and I thought he was doing great. And it was a mess. Slurring, but making sense, like sentences. But, yeah, I don't remember. So to the good folks at Carbone, I'm still alive, so it must have been okay. Must have worked out just a little bit. We were talking about this often there a little bit. But south park released their new shows. Their. Their season has been released on Paramount, and Paramount is the parent company to cbs, who just went through that whole Colbert thing. And then also, you know, they. The Trump, 60 Minutes, CBS as well, where Trump sued 60 Minutes, and in my opinion, rightfully so, because they lied and he called him on it. Now, why he's suing them is. Is different. But they got caught, and they got caught doing something bad. If you're asking about journalism in the way it's supposed to be, they screwed up. I don't know that that means that, you know, Trump should have sued them for a billion. He's throwing lawsuits at things like crazy. So agree with it, disagree with it. That's what's been going on. And I still don't think that the Colbert thing is because he made mention of the Paramount settlement with Trump as a bribe and that, you know, it's a bad precedent when. When the leader of the nation can tell the media what to say and how to say it. However, the media has been screaming our way or no other way for the longest time. So it's not like they've been all that fair. So I see both sides. What I did watch, though, in South Park's new episode came out on Thursday, was That Trey Parker and Matt Stone are no longer even concerned.
- [52:55]
Toledo
Gloves are off.
- [52:56]
Brady
Oh, it's. Well, they've always had. They've never. They've all been bare knuckle. Yeah, I've never seen a more ham handed attempt to get someone to try and sue someone else. They are going out of their way to say, you want to sue people? We're right here. They have challenged Trump with this first episode to say, all right, you sue everybody saying stuff about you you don't like. Watch this. And they did an AI video. Now, Trump supporters will hate this. Even if you're a super south park fan, if you're a Trump supporter, you are going to hate this. If you're a supporter of the left, you might watch this show and say, yeah, get him. The entertainment value wasn't altogether there because it was to me, so insanely directed at. We're trying to get sued. Give us a second. We don't care. We're just gonna cut the little. We're gonna make Cartman. We're gonna make all this stuff. We're trying to get sued. We're trying to, to not only get sued, we're trying to get canceled. And they've done that before. A few years ago they had hashtag cancel South Park. And every episode when they'd show the school, all you heard were gunshots. And they never mentioned like that there was active shooters. You just hear kids screaming. And they did this seven years ago when it was like everything was horrifying. This episode about, I think it's going to be the whole scene season, which is get him. You know, Paramount, you're afraid you paid him off. They mentioned in the thing. So you guys don't want to be like Colbert, do you? Just listen to him and he's like, we're not like Colbert. We're South Park. You know, they keep mentioning, like, it's so obvious to me that the two of them said, let's try to get them to sue us. Let's see what we can do. And it would not. I'm surprised he hasn't taken notice of the AI video of Trump walking through the desert nature naked and his penis is just minuscule.
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Toledo
It obviously makes a lot of money for Paramount, cbs.
- [54:48]
Brady
Oh, you know, they're not worried about that. Well, so did 60 Minutes. And so, you know, they make a lot of money, but they were worried and they settled for a relatively low amount to tell Donald Trump, please stop suing us. We'll do what you say is how people saw that. Pay the Guy suing you who's mad at what you know, you could have fought. I don't think they had much of a case, but I think it could have also been a thing where it like just goes away way. This, this is a, this was a, a Louisville Slugger swing at an attempt to go, go ahead, cancel us. We just signed a $1.5 billion deal for everything that's already been done moving forward. They don't care. I just looked it up. I don't know how accurate these things are. There's reports of three. Both South park creators over the last seven years have signed two deals. $900 million deal deal initially with CBS back for everything. They didn't even, that's not even counting the another 600 million they got from HBO for streaming. And then, you know, they had $500 million total assets from Book of Mormon, their movies and everything else. Each creator of that silly little cartoon is somewhere between $801.2 billion. That's their net worth for South.
- [55:59]
Toledo
That's up there.
- [56:01]
Brady
So basically they're like, okay, cancel, we'll see, we'll see what you got because, all right, what are you gonna do? Get the show thrown off the air? Give you a couple million dollars? You got it. You're gonna give us all that attention? You got it. But this AI video they put out, I got a couple attacks from people like, did you watch a new South Park? And they're huge south park fans. I didn't like it. I'm like, I don't think it's meant to be liked. I don't think they care. I think it was, it was for one human being. Being. And it was for one guy to notice and the rest of us to sit back as members of the audience going, he's going to sue them. And I, I, it, it was sort of funny. Said it these things and it wasn't about like his character on. It was about that. And they're using AI. They did a whole episode a couple years ago and Chat GPT started where they let Chat GPT write it. And it was phenomenal. It was like, it was like such a great, great like, you know, they do an. They're the best. It's the best satire that's ever been done. Like they take a look at society and then drop these little 30 minute bombs on us and say, here's what we see. Here's the mirror society. Take a look. And some people aren't.
- [57:11]
Toledo
It's one of those levels that if you look at it I mean, Rhett pulled it up and we watched it.
- [57:17]
Brady
Yeah.
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Toledo
And I know it's out of context of what the episode's about, but you see that. And the first thing, you know, like any other president that's done to.
- [57:26]
Brady
Oh, yeah.
- [57:26]
Toledo
In the past.
- [57:27]
Brady
Yeah. Megan actually said that same thing. Could they do this to anyone else? I'm like, no, no, they couldn't. And it's because, you know, he started swinging at everybody and he's done stuff.
- [57:39]
Toledo
That no other president.
- [57:40]
Brady
It's different. The game is different. And it doesn't matter what side you're on on this one. It was. It was a group of people just saying, we'll see if we can get him to pay attention to us for a second and see what he does. Because we. I. Those are two dudes that. I'm telling you, Donald Trump's got some juice and he makes people clinch their ass. My dad worked with Donald Trump 35 years ago building. I guess it wasn't that long. 30 years ago, built what was spotlight 29 in Palm Springs was a casino. And my dad's company got the job to rebuild that. And they were going to put a tower in and everything else, and it changed to Trump 29. And the reservation only had like 12 people on it. And I think each one of them got 13 to 20 million dollars just for the deal happening. Happening. Then he sold it back to them. They rebuilt the casino and he sold it back to. My dad said he came out, this is way before he was president. And my dad. And my dad is Texas. He leans right now in a big way, like that's where he's at. And I remember this was back when he was more middle of the road. I think over the years, he's now more Texas changed him a little. I'll be honest with you. He's waiting for the Civil War. He talks about that a bit, little too much. But the. He told me that years ago. I said, what's Trump like? And he goes, he's an. He said, but it's the best kind of you can be. He walks in and everybody stops. What's he want? What are we doing next? He's like, that dude clinches a room. He walks into the room. He owns that room, and he goes. And the one thing that struck me was how big he was. He's like. He's a big. He's like John Madden big.
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John Holmberg
Oh, wow.
- [59:10]
Brady
Like, really? He's a big man. And I'm like, wow. I didn't. I didn't realize that and he said, but. But he said, yeah. You walk in the room and your ass tightens. He's there. We're not messing around anymore. He's very nice as far as, like, handshakes and cord, you know, but you are his employees. This is his project. And he showed up. And that was his takeaway from that. Now, that was way before he ever tried to run for president. There are very few people on this planet that I would say, Donald, leave this one alone. I think, and this sounds crazy to say. Say it. South park creators, two of the dudes. I'd say, leave them alone. Don't do that. They want this. They're like you. They're as much like Trump as Trump is in ways of saying, we will say anything. We'll go after institutions of religion, which they've done. Book of Mormon was somehow or another a heartfelt story attack on the Mormon religion, but in the end was basically like, come on. They're happy. It's all right. They go after giant stuff and the Book of Mormon. The Mormons didn't even sue them. Like, they. They wanted to. They yelled a little.
- [60:17]
Toledo
Three full page ads in the program.
- [60:20]
Brady
Yep. But they're like, bring it. No, we. They don't care. And that's the Trump attitude. Somebody trumping Trump is what? And I don't, I don't. I don't know if he's. I think he's smart enough not to do it. I think he's smart enough to leave those two alone because all you want to do is light the fire under them. Draws eyes to south park, and then you. And then you'll watch them really go. Because I don't think you can sue them for what they've. Like, that would be insane. It would make them look right. By saying he sues everybody for no reason at all. He's an idiot. They go and get him. They get him good. But it's an interesting thing because that's the. You know, you watch it like, what other president could we do this with? And it just so happens it's at the time when artificial intelligence has gotten to where you can make it look like Trump is naked and walking through the desert. And there's no. Know it looks like Donald Trump walking through the desert naked. There's no digital glitches. It doesn't look like an impersonator. It's not like a guy dressed as Trump. It's him naked. And then they had to put eyes on the penis for, like, animation. Like, censors were like, you just have a dick talking. So they put little eyeballs on the wiener to make it a character. So it wasn't a just a talking dick. It was a talking dick with facial features. So it doesn't actually mean it's. Put it on there. I'm fascinated by this because this one, to me is. That was a. That was, you know, walking into a trap, if you ask me. Now, maybe Trump wins that, but those two are scary. And you. You gave. You gave two jackasses. They got three jackasses billions of dollars and then said, go get them, jackass. That is true. You money. And when you get into that, it's worth watching. It's not necessarily. I don't think it's one of their better episodes outside of, I think, the agenda, which is going after the guy who went after their parent company. And I think Paramount's okay with it, too, because they're like. And that's who I think Trump would sue as Paramount for even having it. Or he'd look at. Of the. But it's streaming now. There's no fcc.
- [62:33]
Toledo
And they're still looking for that, you know, to close that deal, finalize that deal with whatever.
- [62:39]
Brady
They've got the merger and all that still going on. And. Yeah. I mean, dance or something. And it's a. It's a thing. It's worth watching, especially if you've got a brain on it thinking, what's this all about? This one says, wow, it finally came out. Your dad was palling around with Trump decades ago, and now you're the biggest Trump apologist on the airwaves. It all makes sense now. I am. You don't even think south park is funny. I think South Park's the. I just said it's the greatest satire of all time. This is where people get tribally blinded. I think it's hilarious. It's one of the. But it is, if not my favorite thing ever, without question, my favorite piece of entertainment ever written is the Book of Mormon. Amazing. Yeah. Not a Trump apologist whatsoever. I'm looking at this like I think he's being a jackass right now, to be honest. Nobody ever hears when I talk about it when I leave their side.
- [63:38]
John Holmberg
Well, the other side hears it.
- [63:40]
Brady
Yeah. The only. The other side hears it. Yeah. Their side's mad. No, I think he's being a complete jackass. He's losing me fast on any sort of, like, defensive. Anything he's done with the Epstein thing. Like that is a dude stepping in his own piles, and it's ridiculous. It's one or the other. It's either a thing or it isn't a thing. And you keep saying it's not. And then. But. But for a year, all you said it was. So just release it. If it's nothing, release what you've got.
- [64:08]
Toledo
Just work this. Tariff things out, you know, that's fine.
- [64:11]
Brady
That stuff's all working itself. We're good business. Still loves the guy, but man, oh man. Yeah, this south park stuff's interesting. Then I get this email. This is the first. This is the first we're closing in on. I believe we're starting year 24 in a month, says John. I just wanted to say happy birthday to you over the weekend. And I think I have to tell you, and you won't realize this, but you are one of the most important people in my life. That's nice. It's a nice way to start an email. I was in an accident on my motorcycle in 2022. A horrible crash that shut my entire body down. And I was dead for about 11 minutes. During that time, I had an experience. And I remember being on the road as the last thing. And I could see myself. I hovered above it all. But something kept me going. I didn't go all the way out. And the thing that kept me going was you. I had you on in my helmet while I crashed. Crashed. You were talking about a trip to Vegas at the time. So you were saying last week you were going for your birthday. And it triggered me back to that day. Your voice kept cutting through my consciousness. It's taken me years to tell you this, but now I have to. I'm 90 back from the accident. I feel great. I didn't see relatives when I was dying, but I knew that I was dying. And what I saw was all of history. This is a great email. All of history, all of it. It cannot be explained. I try to tell people and it just doesn't make sense. All of man's existence. I believe I had access to it and a lot of it was horrible. Things I saw were absolutely horrible. Then your voice. So I was mixed in with, like, the Holocaust and Pol Pot and, you know, Genghis Khan slaughtering everybody. And then I'd pop on. He said, then your voice came through. The incident was May 17, 2022. Have Toledo listen to that show because it saved me from dying. I'm convinced it kept bringing me back. Can I have a copy of that? Signed James D. No, we're gonna burn that episode.
- [66:19]
John Holmberg
Eugene Simmerson.
- [66:20]
Brady
No, no, you have to pay for that kind of stuff. I don't want you to do that. What if you'd send you off into some sort of. Yeah, then you go crazy and then. Yeah, I'm not sending any. That's ours. I'll have to listen to it and tell me what maybe could bring. We have shows that can bring you back from the dead.
- [66:37]
Toledo
Here's Trump walking through the desert.
- [66:39]
Brady
Yeah, exactly. No way I'm sending you that. I'm sorry. I'm glad you're back, James. Just be grateful you're still alive and that you have that memory. God knows. What if. What if the episode on. On that day, he was listening that morning, crashes his bike and then he listens again and it sends him into some sort of a brain tizzy, triggers all this bad stuff again, and then here I am, like he's getting sued by the parents. What day do you say? May 17th. I'm not telling you anything else either. You have to listen back. Yeah, May 17, 2022. Just find a. Did you get punched in the mouth? What happened? Oh, he's eating seeds or something. He play pretends he chews now Toledo, like, puts dips of food in.
- [67:21]
Toledo
He's got like 20 Zins in there.
- [67:23]
Brady
He's done using Zins. I would appreciate that. It's food. He stuffs food in his cheek and gum now like he's big league chew. Anyway, James, I'm glad you're still alive, but there is no possible way I'm sending you audio of a show that it kept you from going over to the other side, if there is one. And meanwhile, it sounds like you're going to hell, by the way, if you saw terrible things like that. I'm not a believer in heaven or hell, but I mean, you're the closest one that I. You got some cleaning up to do, man.
- [67:51]
Toledo
May of 2022. Must have been a slot tournament.
- [67:56]
Brady
No, Megan's birthday. Yeah, Somewhere around there. Oh, there could have been a slot. That's very possible.
- [68:01]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [68:03]
Brady
What?
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John Holmberg
Nothing.
- [68:05]
Brady
Donovan?
- [68:05]
John Holmberg
No, no, David. Can't say.
- [68:07]
Brady
One of our terrible listeners over there. Yeah, I'm certainly not handing that over. What if he. Memorial labor, usually end of May.
- [68:16]
Toledo
Yeah, but the big boxing match would happen.
- [68:18]
Brady
Yeah, that was. That stopped until, like, Floyd Mayweather used to beat up Mexicans on Cinco de Mayo. And then September, the. The Mexican Independence Day. He'd always pick a lot of times, three in a row. Oh, he beat. Oh, I was at. Every year there were two fights Floyd would fight on May 5th and September 8th or 9th. Almost always Cinco de Mayo weekend. And Mexicans would come up to watch their guy finally take down Floyd, and he would beat up a Mexican in front of him on their. On cigar Mayo and Mexican Independence Day. It would be like a Russian, you know, challenging Apollo Creed every 4th of July and kicking his ass. And like, we're all, God damn it, this guy won't lose. Mexicans. It just droves, just all of them caravans up to Vegas to watch Floyd, and he's going to finally lose to Maidana. He's going to get. No. Dropped him like a bad habit. And some of them were Puerto Rican. Floyd didn't pay attention. If they're brown and they spoke Spanish, he'd beat him up on a Mexican Independence Day or a Cinco de Mayo. But I don't know what was going on on May 17, 2022. And maybe I wasn't just in Vegas. Maybe I was talking about going. I don't know what it was, but this dude's life changed. He smashed. And by the way, at the end, it said, ps, tell Brett to sell his bike. The answer to that is no way. Yeah. I was gonna say all bike guys hear these stories and go, that's. That's the risk reward factor, evidently, of biking.
- [69:37]
John Holmberg
It is.
- [69:39]
Brady
But, you know, and he's still alive. He's 90 of what he used to be. I'm 90 of what I used to be. I've never even hit my head. Do they have speakers in the helmets now?
- [69:46]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [69:46]
Brady
Yeah. Oh, no kidding. Yeah.
- [69:47]
John Holmberg
You put speakers in there, you can actually make phone calls and stuff.
- [69:50]
Brady
That's safe. Yeah.
- [69:52]
John Holmberg
I mean. Yeah, you can still hear. You can still hear stuff on the outside.
- [69:58]
Brady
No. Okay.
- [69:58]
John Holmberg
Yeah, you can still hear, like horns and stuff like that.
- [70:00]
Brady
It's like, in your ear is like.
- [70:01]
John Holmberg
No, it's like an ear. It's like. It's like the old Walkman's and stuff. It's. It's in the speaker, so. That's right.
- [70:07]
Brady
Yeah.
- [70:07]
John Holmberg
It's not open air. It's not dug into your ear. You know, some people do like, actual. Put earbuds in there and plug ears.
- [70:13]
Brady
Can't hear anything outside, like sirens and stuff. Yeah. Anyway, don't you.
- [70:17]
Toledo
Do you listen to music when you're riding your bike?
- [70:20]
Brady
Yeah, my glasses. But my ears are open. I can hear everything. And I listen to music on my. Before I had the Metas, I'd put my phone on the handlebar bars and play. But I'd never. I would never cut off by putting plugs in My ears.
- [70:35]
John Holmberg
No, it doesn't. It doesn't cut it off completely. Like. Like the communicate. Like the scented communication things.
- [70:40]
Brady
Yeah.
- [70:41]
John Holmberg
It'll actually put ambient noise in so you can actually hear the stuff going on.
- [70:45]
Brady
I watch people on the trails and stuff. I call them victims. With those earbuds in and they're walking, they can't hear anything. They're either gonna get run over by a bike or somebody's just gonna go, I'm gonna steal their phone. They can't even hear me coming up. Jump on them on your left. Yeah. Oh my God. You're screaming at people and then you get next to them and they have heart attacks and they jump off the trail. I'm like, that's your fault. Anyway, James, I'm glad you're alive. I want a little bit more about this whole. I've seen human history in one little swoop and it was all bad. You're going to hell, brother. I've heard of a lot of these outer body experiences and I've always argued with people about out. You're not really dead. Your body's calming you, you're being soothed. Because, you know, I've watched. I Survived is a show I love. And they had the. I survived and died and returned. And a lot of the people who had outer body experiences, it was relative to their geography. If you were raised in the west, you had a western experience. If you were raised in the east, like India or something, you had an eastern experience. Like the near death experiences down there in India are not like, well, there's a white light and a man behind a gate. And my family was there. They see, you know, the elephant with the 20 arms and all of the things they've been taught. Because your brain isn't closing, it's giving you things that are comforting you. It's job. What's that DMT or what is that stuff called? The death drug. That stuff's supposed to wake up the thing in your brain right before you die. You get that feeling where your body comforts you and there's an actual drug that. It's not the ayahuasca, but it was kind of on par. Everybody was like, you got to try this. I'm not touching that stuff. Hinchcliffe or it was a. No, it was Brendan Neil Brennan, the co creator of Chappelle show, said, you got to try that stuff. So it takes you to another level. But yeah, the.
- [72:36]
John Holmberg
Is it like peyote type?
- [72:38]
Brady
I don't know what it is, but.
- [72:39]
Toledo
This is how I saw It.
- [72:40]
Brady
This is like a. And it's not a hallucinogenic. It's an actual chemical release of your brain's ability to. This is the same thing that happens right before you die. Your body does release a chemical, and it's supposed to soothe you and make you feel all right. That's kind of what they've chalked up, all these near death experiences. Now, some people just won't let go of the idea that, no, I was floating into the heavens. And see, I always say, you believe in that. Like, of course. I'm like, well, then isn't that God making a mistake? Isn't that him going, no, no, no, not yet. Not yet. What's he doing? What's he doing? He's going to see it. He's going to see it. It's like a surprise party. And then you see all the cars. Near death experience would be if they were real. Like, pulling up and going, oh, boy, That's Brett's car parked 20. The goddamn surprise party. Like, and then you just turn around and go back. I don't believe in those. I think that's your brain saying, what do I know that will make me feel better. Evidently, this James guy thinks of Hitler and Pol Pot right before. Like, that's. Anyway, I'm not sending you any audio of that, just case I need to know what you were listening. What did. What, like, email back. Oh, what exactly were we talking about? Toledo's got the rundown of May 22. What exactly were we talking about? Okay. Looks like we played a game.
- [73:57]
John Holmberg
Billy Corgan sings TV theme songs for Smashing Pumpkin.
- [74:00]
Brady
Stick it. That saved the man's life. That makes me want to leave. Even here. That could be, why can't I get clubbed in the head?
- [74:09]
John Holmberg
Flash actor Ezra Miller, who was suing the police for not calling him by his proper pronouns. And we debated why it's society's problem.
- [74:17]
Brady
For us to know that. Making it okay, that I agree with.
- [74:21]
John Holmberg
Phoenix man was arrested after going on.
- [74:24]
Brady
A blind date with a blind woman.
- [74:25]
John Holmberg
And he looked like DMX.
- [74:29]
Brady
Myron. Have to listen to that one. That might be.
- [74:31]
John Holmberg
Don't play that part. Oh, Brett's probably not good anymore.
- [74:35]
Brady
There was a nation maybe didn't age well. There was a nationwide formula shortage. And you were perplexed at what we did before formula and why no one wants to try to solve problems anymore.
- [74:47]
Toledo
That's true, because they had that recall.
- [74:49]
Brady
I agree with past me still. How do you run out of formula and then go, what do we do now? Right. Well, we did before.
- [74:57]
John Holmberg
Brady was planning a trip to the zoo that day.
- [75:00]
Brady
Well, that's weekly. Move on. Of course he was. Oh no, don't even bring. If there's another segment of what Brady ate too much of. Don't do that either. Well, there was, because there was a new invention.
- [75:11]
John Holmberg
Edible tape for burritos.
- [75:12]
Brady
That was an hour and a half ago. What? Yeah, exactly.
- [75:14]
John Holmberg
I don't remember that.
- [75:15]
Brady
Brady, you should have had a near death experience that day of too much tape burrito.
- [75:20]
Toledo
God, about that.
- [75:21]
Brady
It's like a tapeworm that tastes like Mexican food. No, you can just eat it. A tapeworm.
- [75:26]
Toledo
It holds the burrito together.
- [75:28]
Brady
Yeah, it holds the tape. Cause apparently we're having a problem holding the burritos together. Oh, it's taping the burrito. I thought it was tape flavored burrito like. All right. I guess you just rip off some tape. Rip off some 3m and chow down, huh? Yeah, I'm not seeing any.
- [75:44]
Toledo
Evidently didn't take particularly triggering.
- [75:49]
Brady
This guy says, tell that listener you can type in the date to the Google box and find it and take them to that podcast. I'm not so sure that's true anymore. No, it's not available. Yeah, you can find. Find it because I think our station's gonna like, they want you to like. We don't want. I don't want everybody to have access to everything I've said. Would you over the last few years. Like Brett just said, we do look like dmx. And we're all like, geez, we should probably not ever play that again just in case. And we had a. Letting all the crazy deniers and racists on social media so that we all know who they are rating them. No, no, let them on.
- [76:24]
John Holmberg
I think we've talked about that a couple times.
- [76:27]
Brady
So that you know who they are. Let them are.
- [76:29]
John Holmberg
We've talked about that.
- [76:30]
Brady
I've always believed that. Yeah, so that you know how to avoid them. What I'm learning is stand a pretty good foundation of what I believe.
- [76:40]
Toledo
Three years later, we're still of that.
- [76:46]
Brady
We need to know the time of his accident, I guess to know what we were talking about exactly at that moment. Yeah, I need to know. Well, I don't. I don't know. He's not ever going to get any of this. Well, I'm not saying. I'm saying for us. What if he hears the DMX story and he's like, oh, this reminds me of when it was dying and he starts convulsing and it takes him back. What if it has the counter effect. If you hear it twice, you die.
- [77:07]
John Holmberg
Y' all gonna make me hurt somebody up in here.
- [77:10]
Brady
He's dying and going, ha. That guy does look like dmx. Yeah. Where my dogs at? Where my dog's at? He was a blind date and you look like dmx. What did. I've got to hear that myself.
- [77:23]
John Holmberg
Yeah, I want to hear that off air.
- [77:26]
Brady
Oh, my goodness. No, no, definitely. I'm not going to listen to Brett listen to that. I guarantee you during that story, Brett was like. And then broke out some dmx. Yeah, it's. There was a great moment for me this weekend as well as our friend Joe. His son is a football player at Columbia. He just graduated, right? He's a football player Columbia. He's a good looking kid. And Joe's son showed up to the pool with his girlfriend. Date, whatever. I'm not sure where they live there, but she's a Raiderette. Very pretty. Didn't care about her at all because I found out that while Marcus was at Columbia, his roommate was Mike Tomlin's son. And so I have a standing dinner with now with the Tomlins.
- [78:12]
Toledo
Nice.
- [78:13]
Brady
When I go out to Pittsburgh with Marcus to watch for him. Pretty outstanding. John Holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's morning sickness. Let me tell you, a fat America Cowboy Carter fan doesn't care for when a Raider rat walks around in front of him in a bikini. Doesn't. They don't like that. They felt pretty okay about themselves with, you know, the body positivity thing and the, you know, we're going to see Cowboy Carter and we're gonna go watch Beyonce. And they dressed up, had cowboy hats on in the pool and stuff. And then the Raiderette showed up and they're like, this is cool. Go home. Let's go home. We shouldn't be outside in our bikinis. Sorry about that. James, I'd love to help you out and I'm glad you're alive, but I don't think you can put that on me. And by the way, it's dmt. It says we all make our own dmt. Scientists believe it may be why we dream that the body dumps DMT during a death experience. And they said, you should try it. DMT is not near death. Joe Rogan says it's like mushrooms times 1000 +8 aliens.
- [79:20]
John Holmberg
Then you'll turn into Jim Morrison.
- [79:22]
Brady
Yeah, there's Terrence Cooper that did. What did he do to the blind date that was blind? We just beat her Up. Yeah, and you've already got. All right. I hope he's not getting in an accident again. This reminds me of that day. Where's your eyes at? Where's your eyes at? Go. Make me go. Smell this. Yeah, this guy's just having flashbacks to his death. I don't want to relive that day. You shouldn't either. James asking for that.
- [80:01]
John Holmberg
He does look like dms.
- [80:03]
Brady
Yeah, we weren't wrong. Pretty good show that day. Not bad. Boys. One of these days. How about this? Next time I'm sick and can't make it in, I'll replay that. Replay May 17, 2022, top to bottom, and see if James lives not to get on his motorcycle. Have to tell him. We'll have James come in and sit. Oh, and we'll just film him, like, flashing back and convulsing. Got to make sure Trip's here to take care of everything. Why did you bring in the R word? He's better. I don't know. He started flipping and flopping like a fish. Anyway, well, glad we could help you out there, buddy. And I'm sorry about your accident, but you're all right. Let's just move forward. Last thing I want to do is remember that you got into a terrible car accident. You don't want to have, like. What was I listening to? No, you just forget about it. Suicidal?
- [80:54]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [80:54]
Brady
Yeah, probably suicidal.
- [80:55]
John Holmberg
I mean, more than likely, but, you.
- [80:57]
Brady
Know, what was on when you was in a terrible car accident years and years ago? You remember what you were listening? I don't. I don't remember anything.
- [81:02]
John Holmberg
No.
- [81:03]
Brady
Remember that? Where you were that night?
- [81:05]
John Holmberg
Yeah, well, yeah, I remember where I was.
- [81:06]
Brady
Where were you before?
- [81:07]
John Holmberg
Before, at a buddy's party.
- [81:11]
Brady
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- [81:11]
John Holmberg
I mean, I've known the guy since, like, junior high, and it was. He was in the air force for years, and he was home on leave, so we went to his house to. For a party.
- [81:20]
Brady
And no bars, no nothing?
- [81:22]
John Holmberg
No, no. It was just at his house.
- [81:24]
Brady
What's your last memory of that evening?
- [81:28]
John Holmberg
I think the last thing I. Well, I mean, before the accident, the last thing I remember was I was drinking beer out of a measuring cup because he had a keg. Just so I keep track of how much I was drinking for some reason. Yeah.
- [81:40]
Brady
So you want to admit to what that number was?
- [81:43]
John Holmberg
I don't remember the number.
- [81:44]
Brady
I just remember going, only two cups. You know what that number was? Coma for three days. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know that. That's a measure past five, actually.
- [81:51]
John Holmberg
Was it really I was an ICU for. I got, I got air vaced out.
- [81:55]
Brady
And the good news is it was a single car accident. Yeah. No one was injured.
- [81:59]
John Holmberg
Yeah. Just me.
- [82:00]
Brady
You in a cement barrier.
- [82:03]
John Holmberg
No, the, the, the poles. The poles over there in front of the Costco on Arizona Avenue.
- [82:08]
Brady
They protect an electric box. Yeah.
- [82:11]
John Holmberg
They're still bent to this day. That was in like 98 or something like that.
- [82:15]
Brady
And I've talked to you. You don't like going by those?
- [82:16]
John Holmberg
No, I hate it. Yeah, I, I mean, I do, but it's kind of.
- [82:19]
Brady
You see it and you're like, I don't like driving through 20th street in Missouri where I got t boned. Wasn't even my first fault. And I still don't like that intersection. I can't imagine yours. I found those pictures the other day of my truck. Yeah. When I was with all the kid with me and the firefighters and stuff. In the middle of the intersection. Truck. When everybody wanted photos, that truck got me. I forgot how, how mashed up the truck was. Truck got tortured.
- [82:44]
John Holmberg
That was me and my car. Like, my buddy went to the, the wrecking yard like two days later and took pictures of the car. And after I was healed up, he showed them like, oh, yeah.
- [82:52]
Brady
How did you do it?
- [82:53]
John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah.
- [82:54]
Brady
Brett just mouthed out the effort. Oh, yeah.
- [82:56]
Toledo
Amazing. You're alive.
- [82:57]
John Holmberg
It is like, if you look at that, you're like, that dude should be dead. There's no way.
- [83:01]
Brady
I, I, I didn't know it was you, but I always knew that. I'm like, oh, somebody smashed those poles. Those big cement filled poles.
- [83:08]
John Holmberg
They're still bent.
- [83:09]
Brady
They're still there and they're still bent. It's right across from whatever that Winco or whatever they call it now.
- [83:13]
John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah. Between Costco and Winco.
- [83:14]
Brady
Yeah.
- [83:14]
John Holmberg
And there, there's a stoplight there. It had red paint on it for years. They finally repainted the whole thing, but, like, it had the red paint for my car on it.
- [83:21]
Brady
Insane.
- [83:22]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [83:22]
Brady
Wow. So, Brett, thanks for sharing because I know that's not fun.
- [83:26]
John Holmberg
No, it sucks.
- [83:27]
Brady
But driving by that area is no fun for you. I can't imagine this James guy wanting to relive his.
- [83:33]
John Holmberg
I'm sure he goes through the same thing wherever he got the accident, like, oh.
- [83:36]
Brady
But evidently not, because he's like, what was I listening to? Let's fire that again. I don't want to do that. Donovan just text and goes. I'm not sure if I'm touched or offended. When you asked, Brett, was it from Donovan One of our terrible listeners. Listeners? Yeah, Donovan. You know, Donovan Detached. You're fitting in. Anyway, I don't even know what to say to that guy. Brady. We brought someone back to life.
- [84:02]
Toledo
Amazing.
- [84:03]
Brady
Didn't even touch him. CPR'd him right back to life with some bad DMX jokes and some Billy Corgan impressions. If I remember right, when we were doing the Billy Corgan thing, that was when someone actually called in and go, that's not Billy Corgan. That's John. Yeah, that was that day.
- [84:17]
John Holmberg
I think I remember that.
- [84:18]
Brady
Yeah. Yeah. Like the guy got mad that Billy Corgan wasn't really here singing TV theme songs. That's not really.
- [84:26]
Toledo
Cor.
- [84:27]
Brady
You guys are jerks.
- [84:29]
John Holmberg
Thanks, pal. Pull back the curtain.
- [84:31]
Brady
Yeah, I was calling some for. Yeah, way to go. Corgan's just rolling through Phoenix going, I think I'd sing a little karaoke today with the guys.
- [84:37]
John Holmberg
Well, it's like Gene Simmons always stops by, too.
- [84:39]
Brady
Sure. We've got reason. Who flies in? I don't know what you're talking about. I'm always. Why would. Why would you tell the listeners such lies? We're just in the other room rehearsing, as KISS does.
- [84:57]
John Holmberg
You and Netanyahu?
- [84:58]
Brady
Well, yes. He's the new guitar player. Come on in here, Benny. What'd you need, Gene? Anyway. Now, sometimes you have to leave that curtain closed, man. All right, what do you got on the big board of musical treats there, Brett?
- [85:13]
John Holmberg
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- [85:45]
Brady
Just another Vegas hangover flashback. Jordan, who was with me, just said. I just. Just had a flashback to your Tomlin jerk session with Marcus. And I kept interrupt. He's a Chiefs fan. He said, I kept interrupting you and Marcus. When you talked about it, you kept taking your finger and hitting me in the chest, saying, you, dude, we're talking. Yeah, we're talking, Tomlin. I don't need Chiefs fans rolling over there messing with this stuff. Bastards, anyway. Yeah, well, it'll all start coming back to us. And I don't think anything bad. Well, did guards. You know, Worst thing that could happen was that dudes got on each other because it was just packed with dudes constantly. Everywhere. He looked around, there's guys in your room. It was. It was a fitting thing.
- [86:32]
Toledo
You're the older frat pack.
- [86:33]
Brady
Well, we were. Oh, yeah, it was. It was. We weren't annoying like a frat was.
- [86:37]
John Holmberg
But it was kind of like pretty close and everything else.
- [86:40]
Brady
No, no, no, no, no. I won't do it, Brady. I would never be as bad as. I think even drunk, I'd be like, we. Little bit like a frat. We were. We were insulated. Occasionally make a little step out to make the. The guys in the group laugh. But the. We never walked in a room like we owned it and started to do some sort of tribal dance.
- [86:58]
Toledo
You never broke out in any songs or anything.
- [87:00]
Brady
We never actually shouted out the name of our crew. Yeah, there's nothing worse than frats. So that was offensive that you even brought that up. That's. That's the worst thing you can be. Especially years later. I've been in Vegas when the. That black fraternity that dresses up in purple and gold. Omegas take over all of Las Vegas. And they sing and scream and dance and they get nuts, and it's like, enough. We heard you. It's annoying. All right. What do you got there? All right.
- [87:37]
Toledo
On the list.
- [87:37]
John Holmberg
Volbeat. Still counting. And make up for the show.
- [87:39]
Brady
Show. Hell yeah.
- [87:41]
John Holmberg
Drink, drink. Drunk for your weekend. I'm not Jesus. Rick Deringer. Real American for Hulk. Suicidal Terror. Slipknot. Chuck Mangeon since he died. Feels good.
- [87:51]
Toledo
Too much over the weekend.
- [87:53]
John Holmberg
Mud Vein Aquabats and Snot. My balls. Because it was sausage fest for your weekend. This weekend.
- [87:59]
Brady
A lot of song. In fact, we went to Absinthe as a group, and the guy on stage was like, what the hell is that? This eight. Dude. Dad. Sausage fest. And the best part of that is my friend's son Mark's son Matthew was there, and I always tease him that it's time to shave his head. He's. He's. It's time.
- [88:16]
Toledo
He's molting.
- [88:18]
Brady
It's just. It's not. He's not gonna win this fight. It's got it swooping around. And I looked at him and I said, what are you like 23. He's like, shut up. I'm like, you're 23 years old. You got lumped in with the dad sausage group. And he never once looked down there and went, and one of them brought his son. You fit right in with a bunch of 50 year old dudes. You gotta shave that thing, use it up, son. Nothing worse than hanging on to it. It's combing it forward in spots and over and left. And he's got the U turns in the front. I'm like, hey, look. Telling you as a friend from experience. And Joe, he also shaves his head. Is as a black guy, it's easier, but you need to get rid of that. It's not going the right way. Way. It's not good. He's like, no way. I'll go to turkey and I'll get implants. He's pathetic. 24 years old, you're already thinking about flying a turkey to get hair implant. Just shave it and see if it's round. Then we'll talk turkey. Which is what that actually means. Let's talk turkey to bald guys is a totally, totally different meaning. Gotta fly over there and get some plugs put in. I don't care. Whatever you want to choose there, Bert.
- [89:23]
John Holmberg
I'd never say no to snot. I mean, that sounds like your. Your weekend.
- [89:26]
Brady
Yep, it does. My balls. Your chin. There's probably a video out there or something of one of us putting balls on a chin.
- [89:38]
Toledo
I thought when you first mentioned the glasses, I thought maybe. Oh, you lost them?
- [89:42]
Brady
Oh, no, we accidentally grabbed the wrong pair. So what he was recording was downloading to my phone and vice versa. We didn't record anything bad though.
- [89:49]
John Holmberg
It's a good thing you guys didn't catch yourself mid tug between things or something.
- [89:53]
Brady
Yeah, Try not to keep the recording devices on and tug. If I got a tug going on, I'm. Most of the time the glasses are on.
- [89:59]
John Holmberg
Imagine Jordan putting your glasses on right after that.
- [90:02]
Brady
I don't like to stare at at myself doing that and remember it very possible because there was tugging. That's what I'm saying.
- [90:08]
John Holmberg
That's what I'm saying. I mean, you guys are so messed up. Who knows if you're recording at some.
- [90:12]
Brady
Certain times you make me nervous. There's a good chance that there's a tug video out there of me somewhere on Jordan's phone. I just can't express how funny. You know, you go on trips with like and you have those moments where everybody's stomach hurts because you're laughing so damn hard. And then you try to tell somebody how funny the Allah Akbar thing is or the man with no arms. I mean, you just can't. It just can't be like, there's a dude with no bones. He kept the skin. His bones were just hanging out of his sleeves. That had to be done. I told a lady came over and started to talk to. She's sitting at. We're sitting in a bar. And she came by and she goes, so, what do you guys like a bunch of IBM employees? And I threw out the good one. And I said, no, we're baby casket manufacturers. Just to make her go away. She was gross. What? You look like you're from IBM. Like, off you go. Ugh. Ugh. And that's where it got like we would tell the, you know, cowboy Carter, ladies, get away from our table. Ugh. What? No, no, no. You're a four. Maybe you guys are dicks. Yeah, we are. Go on, keep it moving. We have no interest in what you think of us. Bye. I4. You are. I am after you are B4 4. What a bunch of assholes. Those guys are assholes. Good. The pig patrol knows we're assholes. They won't come over here and think they're gonna get some of our free drinks. Loons. Just a bunch of old dudes being horrible. It was. It was fun, though. Let's do it. Snot, my ball's your chin. There's probably a video of that coming up to join. James raised the glass to a listener that was saved by our show while he laid dying on some street under his bike. And his message to all of you, if it even resonates, is not to have a bike anymore. James told you, get rid of it. You say, no.
- [92:08]
John Holmberg
No.
- [92:08]
Brady
What would have to happen if. Die. Yeah. All right. That's weird.
- [92:13]
John Holmberg
I've had a couple friends like that that went down and one of them actually was ordering their new helmet while they were still in their hospital room.
- [92:20]
Brady
That's.
- [92:20]
John Holmberg
That's no joke too.
- [92:23]
Toledo
2007 was me.
- [92:25]
Brady
You got rid of yours? Yeah, man. You got.
- [92:27]
Toledo
I had a friend, you know, get hit on Scott. Yep.
- [92:31]
Brady
That wife here kept looking at you that staring at you, going, really? You're going to marry me? And you're like, I got it. Rid of my bike now. Hey, you can rent one every once in a while. Yep. Let's do it. It's not everybody. It's 98. KUPD. Arizona's most powerful, powerful, rock rich radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing Like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? It's time for the Brady Report. That's all the news that only Brady knows, and it's brought to you by our friends at all Pro Shade Concepts, Arizona's best patio shades. Still got to get them out to the house. Talked to them last Wednesday at that baseball game. Keep an eye on that stuff. Like, oh, I got some ideas now. Got to get them out there. He'll come out to your house. Free installation, free estimates. Take a look at your situation and see where they can put some shade in your backyard and block up to 95% of the sun's UV rays, cut that dust, cut the wind and drop temps up to 20 degrees. That is awesome. So you get to, you know, little relief from the summer heat. Have a nice little area in the back. Plus when it's like 90 outside, then it's epic. Now you got something going. AllProchade.com that's where you go. Brady reported.
- [93:53]
Toledo
Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix.
- [93:54]
Brady
Hello, world.
- [93:55]
Toledo
Happy National Milk Chocolate Day. Couple of baseless fun facts. Disney originally passed on the Little Mermaid because they thought its plot confused, conflicted too much with another movie. They were planning on doing the sequel to splash called splash2.
- [94:16]
Brady
Right. Makes sense. That makes sense. Wow. I would have named it the same thing. Brett T O O Right. Also Splash also. Which meant all that means is they weren't going to pay Daryl Hannah to come back. Tom Hanks wasn't going to be in it. It was a bunch of new mermaids and new people who loved mermaids.
- [94:34]
Toledo
They changed the mind.
- [94:35]
Brady
No, because it's terrible idea.
- [94:39]
Toledo
There are.
- [94:40]
Brady
I hate the two. As in also movies. There's a couple of, you know, Teen Wolf 2 was Jason Baitman. Some other kid turned into a kid turned into a werewolf. And like two Teen Wolf also, you can't have another one.
- [94:54]
Toledo
There are 117 college colleges whose sports team nickname is the Eagles.
- [95:02]
Brady
How many?
- [95:02]
Toledo
117.
- [95:04]
Brady
God.
- [95:05]
Toledo
The Hawks is second most common with 107.
- [95:08]
Brady
Wildcats has to be up there.
- [95:09]
Toledo
Lions third, 66. Tigers tied with the line, 66. Cougars 59. Bulldogs 58.
- [95:19]
Brady
How many colleges are there?
- [95:21]
Toledo
Panthers 55. Bears 51.
- [95:23]
Brady
Man, man.
- [95:28]
John Holmberg
Two thirds of them made a bowl last year.
- [95:31]
Brady
Exactly. Two of them are still playing in bowls this weekend. They just keep rolling out bowls. Like going to a potheads house on the weekend. Just bowl after bowl.
- [95:42]
Toledo
The state of Maine made it illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder in 1939. It's not an official law anymore. But there's. They still shame you good.
- [95:54]
Brady
Put tomato in that clam chowder, you can't do it. That's New England clam chowder.
- [95:58]
Toledo
It's Manhattan.
- [95:59]
Brady
You know that's what I'm saying. They're talking that we're New England. You don't throw that Manhattan crap in our. Get it out of here. People went to jail for that back in the day. And by the way, one is clearly better than the other. I'd much rather eat that New England stuff than that Manhattan nonsense. No offense. It tastes like bad gravy. Like your. If your mom made sauce. Sauce. And it was that. The Manhattan clam chowder is disgusting.
- [96:25]
Toledo
TheTropicalFruit.com did another roundup of 10 things that happened 10 years ago this week. 10 years ago was that lion hunting dentist.
- [96:39]
Brady
Oh yeah. Everybody.
- [96:40]
Toledo
Minnesota was the most hated man in America.
- [96:43]
Brady
Yeah. For like two days.
- [96:44]
Toledo
Walter Palmer was his name.
- [96:46]
Brady
He posed with a dead line that he shot. Paid 50 grand to guarantee it. That was the worst part. People were down.
- [96:53]
Toledo
Cecil the lion and he killed one.
- [96:56]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [96:56]
Brady
They give it a name. It was one of the older ones on the. Remember it was on the preserve and it was like, oh, everybody loves Cecil. But they guarantee you a dead lion by the end of this thing. That's how that works. For 50 grand, you. You're getting one. They'll just drive up to a dying one and shoot it in the head while it's sleeps.
- [97:12]
Toledo
Tom Brady's deflate gate suspension was upheld. Got suspended for four games. Patriots also lost two draft picks and a million dollar fine.
- [97:25]
Brady
That one is a very real problem. The Patriots did get away with that as far as. But. But the problem was how the NFL tried to investigate it. People like me who are like, no, that is definitely a thing. And you got caught doing it. Like deflating footballs is a very. That's a thing. You don't have to like that. It's a thing, but it's a thing. And their fumble rate was better than every other team by triple for like three years. When the other team is the reason why anybody knew about it was against the Indianapolis Colts and the linebacker picked off a pass to Tom Brady and he squeezed the ball and he brought it right to a ref and said you're telling me they're not deflating these.
- [98:05]
Toledo
But don't you think that would in a way. I mean on the other side of it is how come they were the only team that would know that doesn't matter.
- [98:14]
Brady
They got Caught know that everybody knows how to. How to do it.
- [98:18]
Toledo
So why wouldn't you?
- [98:19]
Brady
Why do you take the chance? Is the thing. Is the juice worth the squeeze? If everybody's deflating the footballs to a certain degree to where at least, you know, like we had Mark Malone talk about that former quarterback. And he goes, look, I used to have him scuffed. You're not supposed to do that. But I have him scuffed. I didn't like how slick new football. I had them scuffed. And I said, I never had the air taken out, but I'd have them squeeze them. I try to get them a little beat up. You don't like a brand new football? Tom was having guys take the air out a little bit. It's a better squeeze and especially for.
- [98:46]
Toledo
The running back, inspected. They're good game balls, right?
- [98:50]
Brady
Once the running backs get a hold of them, it's easier to hang on to a football that you can. It's like a teddy bear. You can just squeeze it. The problem came when the NFL said, give us your phone, Tom. We're going to go through your phone and make sure he's like, absolutely not. You're not going through my phone. You'll find other things in there, like pictures of my wife or not my wife or whatever's none of your business. And they're like, no, no, we won't look for that. And Tom was right. The reason Deflategate got kind of pushed to the side is because they just went after the dude. And then a guy like me feel sorry for Tom Brady. I hated Tom Brady.
- [99:27]
Toledo
Not sure if you remember this. Philadelphia murdered a hitchhiking robot. Hitchbot was part of a study to see if people would help a robot get from Boston to San Francisco. Made it to Philly, but then someone stripped him, first parts and then decapitated him.
- [99:47]
Brady
Oh, that's no good. That's Philly, though.
- [99:51]
Toledo
Ronda Rousey was dominating the women's UFC.
- [99:54]
Brady
Oh, that was 10 years ago.
- [99:56]
Toledo
Yep. She won a fight in 34 seconds.
- [100:00]
Brady
And then she challenged Floyd Mayweather to a fight because she got full of herself. And then a girl knocked her teeth out of her face. That was one of my favorite things ever. When she got lippy at the ESPYs, people were saying she was the best fighter pound for pound in the world again, forcing shoehorning that nonsense down our throats because she was a woman. And if you said different, if you even argued it, you made the point for all men, which was, you can't even talk Bad about women's sports, which is why it's not as much fun as men's sports. I go to right to it. Get the big dumper playing catcher for the Mariners right now. Find me one woman in sports comfortable with that nickname. Dudes can do it all day. Ronda Rousey falsely proclaimed she was, and not, not alone, the best pound for pound fighter in the world. She challenges Floyd May Mayweather. And then Holly Holm took her teeth and just did the worst dentistry of all time one night. Oh, every tooth in the bottom flew out of her mouth. Way beyond a root canal. You'd get pay for a root canal compared to what Holly Holm did to her. I loved it. And then, and then the other thing. I know we're going back in time. You're gonna bring up these 10 years ago thing. Remember when people tried to tell you Ronda Rousey was pretty? She did a Sports Illustrated. Yeah. They tried to put her in bikinis and stuff. I. I was screaming at the top of my lungs. I'm like, what are we doing? Are we pandering that hard to women's sports that we have to actually pretend we don't see what we see? She looks like sloth.
- [101:29]
John Holmberg
What happened to her? I mean, like, is she like doing comic cons now or something? Or a couple of babies with Ben.
- [101:35]
Brady
Roth or Rothwell and yeah, she. She went into WWE for minute too. She did some wrestling because you can't get your teeth torn out of your face. And she was huge in wwe. Yeah, she did great. Got paid because most. Well, yeah, like, like cuz why she was the heel. Yeah. Most hideous looking things are easy to dislike in the wwe. I hated Ronda Rousey.
- [101:56]
Toledo
The last one is rowdy. Rowdy Piper passed away at 61.
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Brady
That was 10 years ago. He was only 61.
- [102:03]
Toledo
Yep. Cardiac arrest July 31.
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Brady
Ten years later, his friend Hulk goes, wow. Yeah, I loved that Holly Holm. I wanted her to become the greatest star of all time. I've never seen someone do exactly what I want to happen. Like, God, I hope someone knocks all of her teeth out. And that's usually something you say that's so exaggerated. Like, I just hope somebody punches her right in the mouth and all of her teeth come out. That's exactly what have kicked her, if I remember right. Kicked her in the face and all of her teeth, Teeth came. Like all of her teeth came out. That's the best thing. I'm going to go watch that fight later today, Brady, and maybe even jerk it. Love watching that foot cross her Face. Just turn her into a mongoloid in like half a second. And all of her teeth came out. Not only that, like, Holly was fast. Like she went in for the leg takedown and she whiffed. Yeah, she was an outstanding boxer. Didn't get any credit. Kicked her right in the mouth. Every tooth came out. Loved it.
- [103:01]
Toledo
According to a new poll, Americans spend nearly half of their their entire day online. Between work jobs, other tasks, entertainment, and the socials.
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Brady
It'S our. It's our lives now.
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Toledo
Spend more than 10 hours a.
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Brady
Yeah, that's a lot. Think about 10 hours of anything a day, technically. Do text messages count? Is that online, though? Kind of. Because you're off. Can't get them right. Yeah.
- [103:40]
Toledo
Be part of the socials. Maybe.
- [103:43]
Brady
I don't know. But either way, that's part. I mean, we're. Phones are definitely.
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Toledo
They're saying reading emails, paying bills, browsing gaming, looking at social media.
- [103:53]
Brady
If emails count, this counts. Yeah. John hol's Morning Sickness. The 98 KUPD Hol's Morning Sickness, by the way. Hold on. Somebody just emailed. It was a paramedic at your accident.
- [104:15]
John Holmberg
Oh, no kidding.
- [104:16]
Brady
And he said if Brett wants to know, when we got to the car, the Mario Brothers song was playing, I'm sure. So pretty much 24 hours day on a loop around that. That's Donkey Kong.
- [104:30]
Toledo
Oh, damn it. Yeah. Speaking of Mario, I thought that was.
- [104:33]
Brady
The start of Mario Brothers in the.
- [104:34]
John Holmberg
In the tubes.
- [104:36]
Brady
Well, let's start a donkey. There it is. Sorry. I got the hammer.
- [104:52]
Toledo
According to a recent update on the Nintendo Nintendo Today app.
- [104:56]
John Holmberg
Speaking of which.
- [104:57]
Brady
Yeah.
- [104:58]
Toledo
Princess Peach and Mario are good friends.
- [105:01]
Brady
Oh, that means Mario's gay. Oh, man.
- [105:03]
John Holmberg
He went in the friend zone.
- [105:04]
Brady
Oh, Peach friend zone. The guy's been. He's been fighting gorillas for you, lady.
- [105:09]
Toledo
There's no word why Nintendo is making this announcement now, given that they presented Mario and Peach as a couple in the past.
- [105:18]
Brady
Well, that's not happening anymore because Luigi.
- [105:20]
John Holmberg
Came in with some of his Luigi plumber pipe.
- [105:27]
Brady
Thing. Had an elbow joint.
- [105:31]
Toledo
The Google street view camera was scanning the streets of Argentina, and this policeman was in his backyard completely not naked. And it was able to capture his image on there. And so he sued.
- [105:46]
Brady
Yeah.
- [105:48]
Toledo
Got $12,500 at first. They were throwing out. Said, nope, you shouldn't be back there. And it's like, wait a minute, I.
- [105:54]
Brady
Have a do whatever I want. You shouldn't be taking pictures.
- [105:57]
Toledo
Private backyard.
- [106:00]
Brady
Is it a chain link fence?
- [106:02]
Toledo
No, it was. It was a wall.
- [106:03]
Brady
And how did they See him?
- [106:05]
Toledo
Evidently, the ship short wall. It.
- [106:08]
Brady
It's on a trampoline. Maybe he's on a trampoline.
- [106:11]
Toledo
No, it's. It's elevated enough that it can go over the Wall Street.
- [106:17]
Brady
It's going into people's yards. Yeah, that's not street view. That's backyard view. That's like doing it on purpose.
- [106:27]
Toledo
Police in Burbank, California, have arrested the serial butt sniffer.
- [106:31]
Brady
I like my idea that he was on a trip trampoline, though, because that would be the. Like, I'm gonna go jump on the trampoline nude. Nobody will ever see that. And then a car goes by and takes pictures of it.
- [106:39]
Toledo
Hey, bricks in midair would be awesome.
- [106:42]
Brady
Yeah, just like, he's just doing a pose. I also like the exact moment you interrupted Brady right there after he said butt sniffer. Yeah, butt sniffer. Well, I just, like, he just wanted to call somebody a name.
- [106:53]
Toledo
Khalees Crowder is his name. 38 years old, he was cuffed Tuesday night after he was caught losing loitering in the women's department at a nearby Nordstrom's rack. It's caught on security camera awkwardly following a female customer around and sniffing her buttocks. He was on parole because he has a documented history of similar arrests and similar crimes. Even went viral before. I remember this was at Barnes and Noble in 2023. There's a clip of them sniffing a butt.
- [107:28]
Brady
Yeah. Remember that? It's a strange thing to keep in the bank. Selective recall. Yeah. Sniffing butts. You don't forget that. Interesting. And butts never has a video out.
- [107:44]
Toledo
Yeah, there's a picture of him.
- [107:46]
Brady
Here come the bot sniff. Jesus Christ. He's got Shrek's ears. What is this? Jesus. Wow. This dude has to sniff butts. There's no. No woman is ever gonna let him get close with those bike handles he's got sticking out of the side of his head. How many channels you pick up with those things? Guy's got the creepiest satellite dishes I've ever seen. There is. Wow.
- [108:11]
Toledo
Yeah. There's nothing.
- [108:13]
Brady
Like, it's not even subtle. He's down on his knees behind some.
- [108:16]
Toledo
Ladies, and he plays it off like he's looking for something.
- [108:19]
Brady
Wait, is he going in there with his own camera filming himself sniffing bus? Is this you, Brit? Is it? Got sound. There you go. He's pretending like to tie. Oh, she's telling on him. We actually. I posted on Tik Tok, and people are seeing that he's done that to them as well. Oh, people knew him as the butt sniffer in other locations. Cuz I can't really take any photos or anything else. We can't take them. You can't take notes. Oh. Why can't they take emails of a dude sniffing butts in the store that. Hello. Oh. And he did it to another girl. The correct answer as an employee of Barnes and Noble is we're right on that. Hold on. Give me those pictures.
- [109:03]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [109:04]
Brady
Did she say he was sniffing my butt? She just said sniffing. Sniffing. Show me. I'm sniffing again. Get back to the beginning. He just crawls up behind a lady in an incredibly well lit wide open aisle and starts smelling her butt. Who's filming this? She did.
- [109:25]
Toledo
She. She saw him and she put her phone up.
- [109:27]
Brady
Oh, she put her phone up and she used her ass as bait. Yeah.
- [109:31]
John Holmberg
I thought it was kick him in the face.
- [109:33]
Brady
She used it. So she said he's smelling butts. I'm gonna catch him. And she hit a bait butt. Let me put up my bait ass. Stand in the middle of this aisle and see if he does it again. And then Shrek came over and did it again. Donkey. Let's go to the Barnes and Noble and start smelling bottoms. I don't know about that. Shrek. Suddenly we could get in trouble. No one will know. I mean, how can you describe me that anyone else were a black guy with Shrek's ears? It's not like I stand out. That's terrible.
- [110:07]
Toledo
Donkey's getting his own movie.
- [110:09]
Brady
They should. Donkey's a great character. Let's do this. Shrek. I'm gonna smell some butts. Donkey. What about that one over there? She looks like she got a camera going. Shrek. I don't go over there and get that. Get in trouble. I'm sniffing it. I'm going in. Donkey. Ah, that's good. Barnes and Noble ass. That's barons and nobility. How does Mo win best on air personality with this going on down the hall? It's a farce. These best stuffs are a farce. No one can hold a candle to this kind of crap. You can't be bid in this. Rick. Come on.
- [110:53]
Toledo
Got a couple of Brady videos.
- [110:55]
Brady
What's Mo gonna do about the butt sniffer? Nopin. Brett. That's what I say it. But here we are recreating it as if you're there. Mo. Congratulations to our friend Mo down the hall. She won a member magazines. There's still one out there that does that. Phoenix magazine named her best of morning radio personality or whatever. So didn't have morning show.
- [111:19]
John Holmberg
I Think his best personality, radio personality or something like that.
- [111:22]
Brady
That good for her? I guess you don't need a personality to work win that he. That was a veiled shot for no reason. Not even veiled. That was good. Say quite aggressive actually. I wouldn't smell her butt, that's for sure.
- [111:40]
Toledo
Why not?
- [111:41]
Brady
Well, cuz it's filled with hoity toity confidence. Now do you smell confident? But that smells like tamales and arrogance. Fair. Anyway, congratulations.
- [111:57]
Toledo
Here's a lady fight here.
- [112:00]
Brady
Okay.
- [112:00]
Toledo
Speaking of Ronda Rousey, this one happens pretty quick some say.
- [112:04]
Brady
Oh, what is like a dirt floor. They just put up ropes. Oh, Jesus. Just kicked. They touched gloves and she kicked her in the seat. I've never seen that in my life. Touch gloves and kicker square in the sea. She'll go out shooting right in the baby factory.
- [112:23]
Toledo
Thanks for coming, everybody.
- [112:25]
Brady
Hey, how you doing? Good fight. Ouch, ouch. The other one. Ever seen a fight before? Is that her first day? Yeah, sure, I'll give that a try. What do I got to do? Put these gloves on. Yeah. Don't. Don't forget to shake hands. Okay. She has her hand. Dumbest thing ever. She's got her hand way in the air, which is the stupidest thing you can do in a hand. Keep your handshake in front of you. She's got her handshake up like Scott Taylor downstairs. She's doing the Hitler. Other hand all the way down. Yeah. Oh no. She was thinking that that handshake was just going to be a, you know, cordial greeting and then we'll get to business. The other fighter sees that arm up. Those are two quick kicks.
- [113:07]
Toledo
This happened the 17th stage of the Tour de France.
- [113:10]
Brady
France, they're still doing that.
- [113:12]
Toledo
And this guy got in on the last kilometer.
- [113:15]
Brady
Yesterday was the last day. Oh, it was, yeah.
- [113:17]
Toledo
And the guy that won it, it's his fourth time.
- [113:19]
Brady
I guess nobody cares about it. Lance Armstrong ruined the whole thing. That race is no longer.
- [113:24]
Toledo
So this guy sneaks in.
- [113:27]
Brady
He's not a real. Oh, people are just trying to punch him.
- [113:29]
Toledo
Oh, he tried to out.
- [113:32]
Brady
So he's a fake rider who got on the course on his bike. And then a security guard stands for front of him, just punches him square in the face as he tries to cross the finish line. Oh man. How do they know he's fake? Cuz he's fat at him. Yeah, okay, never mind. And he's wobbly, he's fat, and he's not real good on a bike. Pretty dead giveaway there. Didn't see it the first time. Yeah, security took care of that. It's Brady on a Schwinn and the guy just got taken down.
- [114:00]
Toledo
That'll look a little better.
- [114:03]
Brady
This dude is barely making that thing work as it is. Is the security guard closes the door with a throat shot to French Brady Blue. Everyone out of my way. I'm on a bicycle.
- [114:17]
Toledo
I'm a winner on a bicycle.
- [114:20]
Brady
A bicycle built for two people. Well, just the size of two.
- [114:25]
Toledo
Last one's a guy getting tased and I love his final statements.
- [114:30]
Brady
Okay, is this for Brett? What are you talking about? Oh, he's a half naked guy walking towards the police. Big mistake. Breaks out the taser. Keep walking towards him. You're gonna get. He gets. Get on the ground. Get on the ground. Get on the ground. Get on the ground. With great power comes great responsibility. With great power comes great responsibility. Isaac. Yeah. Fantastic. Oh, man.
- [115:02]
John Holmberg
A jerk.
- [115:03]
Brady
He's 100% right, though. With great power comes great responsibility. And they. They displayed it all. Yeah, he's shirtless. It's easier to get. Light him up again. Oh, man. Great responsibility. That's good stuff. With great power. And I. You probably do just say stupid stuff like that. What's the like the Thomas Hay like quotes you don't remember from fourth grade, right? Live free or die. What? Oh, my God. He just broke out one of the founding fathers quotes Jefferson lives off. Huh.
- [115:51]
Toledo
Gotta say, might be better than don't tase me, bro.
- [115:54]
Brady
Yeah, that's true. No Viet Cong ever called me. That's a great Muhammad Ali quote. You gotta look it up. That's why I didn't go to V. All right, you ready?
- [116:05]
John Holmberg
Yeah. Don't forget that we weren't here.
- [116:08]
Brady
Oh, it's Friday Monday.
- [116:09]
John Holmberg
It's.
- [116:09]
Brady
Yeah, it's a Friday Monday.
- [116:10]
John Holmberg
Boys haven't ready. We'll start off.
- [116:13]
Brady
Actually, I was worried this morning. Morning. When one of our suppliers of these horrible videos simply. And he's an awful person. Just a horrible human being. And he very nicely wrote, happy birthday, John. Oh, like today I saw like I had something.
- [116:29]
John Holmberg
No, they were good.
- [116:30]
Brady
Did you watch videos? No. Oh, yeah, yeah.
- [116:32]
John Holmberg
No, they were fine.
- [116:33]
Brady
I was afraid. I don't open. They were can anything.
- [116:34]
John Holmberg
No, they were cans.
- [116:35]
Brady
Oh, they're safe.
- [116:36]
John Holmberg
They're safe.
- [116:37]
Brady
I will not do that. He sends me videos and says, here you go. I'm like, nope.
- [116:41]
John Holmberg
Start off with a little lady in the tramp.
- [116:43]
Brady
All right.
- [116:44]
John Holmberg
Make it cute.
- [116:44]
Brady
All right. The little beautiful lady is. I don't like where this is going. Bringing that in oh, now there's two girls that are. And that's. I believe that's.
- [116:53]
Toledo
Those aren't sons.
- [116:54]
Brady
No, that's not. That's. They're sharing what has been delivered by a man into one mouth to the other. That was a. Come on. That's not spit either. Is that from a man or are they vomiting? Okay, I just wanted to make sure. That's. That's the man stuff. Moving on. You love this, Brady. At Absinthe in Vegas, they have. Yeah, just keep that plain in the back. At the show. Absinthe. They have a very pretty lady who does sword swallowing. And, like, porn has changed everything. Cause I've seen this show. Ten years ago, I saw Absinthe, and this. She was part of it, but it wasn't. She's a new girl, but she pulls the swords out, and they're like, yay. This one pulls the sword out, and attached to the end of the sword is, like, spit and, like, mucus. Spit, vomit, kind of thing to prove it's been down in her tummy. And she pulls it out, and she just starts whipping it around. I know. And people. And Anthony's sitting next to me going, oh, if any of that hits me, I'm gonna throw up. And some hit my leg. I'm like, oh, go. Oh, God. And then she put, like, a lightsaber. They turn the lights out, and she takes an electric sword that's bright red and it glows in her throat. Then they turn the lights back on, she pulls it out, and it's covered in that vile spit nonsense. She's whipping that around again because that's what. That's so gross. And porn. Yeah. Anyway, sorry. Play it one more time, Brett, just so we get an idea of what that.
- [118:28]
John Holmberg
Sure.
- [118:29]
Brady
Once the lady says lady in the truck. Tramps. It's tramping. Oh, man. That. That last little oyster goes shooting from one girl's mouth into the other. They're a good foot apart. That's a nice stream.
- [118:48]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [118:49]
Brady
That guy's a producer. My guess is it's multiple men.
- [118:53]
John Holmberg
Oh, I would imagine. Yeah. How about some black magic?
- [118:55]
Brady
It's a lot of product. All right. Oh, I don't like the way you started. Oh, God. Look at the size of that. Wow. That is a. Oh, geez. It's a. We got ourselves a giant sex toy, and it is literally the size of alien thing. Oh, God. And I don't know what that is. It looks like a car tire on the side of the freeway. One of the. That tore off. Yeah, I think it said Yantara on the side of it. Show me that again real quick. All right, I can't play the sound because there's curses, but that is.
- [119:29]
John Holmberg
Oh, wait a minute. That's a dude.
- [119:30]
Brady
Yeah. No. You see the balls on that guy? I didn't notice that. What were you looking at? Look at the size of the sack hanging. And he's, you know, he's ample sized, man. He's putting a bike helmet in his ass, man.
- [119:47]
John Holmberg
All right, how about some train action?
- [119:48]
Brady
Oh, God.
- [119:50]
John Holmberg
Nope, not that one.
- [119:51]
Brady
That's the same one. Brett, don't do that again. These are our Friday videos on Monday. I should have come to work Friday. Oh, geez. There's three girls elbows deep in each other. Oh, my goodness. It kind of looks like a Postinos party. These women aren't young in the rosebud. And there's the rosebud. Oh, these old ladies. Oh, they're. They're very expired women. Except eating.
- [120:19]
John Holmberg
On a foot.
- [120:21]
Brady
Yeah, see? What is she dropping down on? They got to kick that thing back in.
- [120:25]
John Holmberg
It was a foot.
- [120:27]
Toledo
Put it into a Doc Martin.
- [120:29]
Brady
Okay, here's an Asian lady. Oh, that's not anything. Okay, I got nervous. There's a guy with a little pee pee.
- [120:35]
John Holmberg
Nah, we'll save that one.
- [120:36]
Brady
All right. Oh, God, Brett, this is too far today. All right, here's a. A lady with another lady hovering above her face. She's sitting on a woman's face. She's plugging her nose, which means this woman's about to poop on her. Oh. Oh, no, it's not poop. Okay, we're all right. Oh, no, there's poop now. Oh, God. Little poop came in. Oh, right in her mouth. Right in her mouth. Right in her mouth. Disgusting. Oh, my God. And it was like one of those weird kind of squash colors, like the.
- [121:15]
Toledo
20 takes on there.
- [121:17]
Brady
Yeah, they've been doing this for a minute. It looks like the inside of a pumpkin fell out of her. In her mouth. It's that color.
- [121:24]
John Holmberg
Well, it's pumpkin spice season.
- [121:29]
Brady
No, it's just a little orange poop right in her mouth.
- [121:32]
Toledo
Little but espresso, it looks like.
- [121:34]
Brady
Yeah, it looks like she's gotten a pumpkin. What's that? Oh, my God. And. Yeah, those sheets have been through it. Those sheets have been through it. Rough weekend for the. They're getting. Somebody's going to Bed Bath and Beyond. Getting a bed in a box. Oh, this one.
- [121:53]
John Holmberg
We already seen something kind of like that. We'll save that.
- [121:56]
Brady
Oh, and it's. You Know what it would, Brady. Oh, God. There's a lady chowing down on a rosebud or something. That's a prolapse of some sort. But the whole thing's a mess. And then Sailor Moon is chowing down on it and. Oh, my God, she's. What is happening in this video? What? What is that? There's a hand. There's a hand inside the woman in a part I didn't recognize. I didn't. I've. I didn't take an anatomy class to know what that is. What is that thing? No idea how good that feels. You're dying. This is exactly what that guy James. This is what he saw when he was crossing over. Okay, that's gross. What is going on out there? There. Oh, one other thing about Vegas, and this is probably having to do with what just happened in this video. Oh, no. We had adjoining rooms. And when we checked in Thursday, I said, I got done. She goes, you have your room. Your adjoining room won't be ready for a little bit, so come back down, pick up the key for that later. And I'm like, okay. So I go. I get a call like two minutes later and come back to the front desk and take. We need to talk to you. I'm like, okay. So we go down. He's like, we're going to have to move you. I'm like, why? She goes, we were joining room. We're not going to make that available to you, the public. And I'm like, what happened in there? She goes, I said, can I at least see in there? It's like, technically my room. Can I have a key and then tell you, like, ah, that was terrible. She goes, no, we can't, because usually when we do this, it's biohazard. I'm like, what happened in the room that I was supposed to be in? And she goes, probably. And I'm like, dead hooker murder. She goes, ha. Probably just kids peeing in the bed. And I'm like, nope, that's not kids. That wasn't it. I. This was.
- [123:39]
John Holmberg
Somebody already seen the video.
- [123:40]
Brady
We just watched it. Yep, that was it. All right.
- [123:43]
John Holmberg
And we'll just end here.
- [123:44]
Brady
Close her up, Brad. I don't know what that is. That's a guy pinching a woman's genitals with gloves on. Squeezing it. There's. Oh, there's a zit in there or something. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh. What? She just gave birth to her own self.
- [123:57]
Toledo
What is that?
- [123:58]
Brady
Oh, and it came out.
- [123:59]
Toledo
She needs mesh.
- [124:01]
Brady
What is that? That's like a hernia.
- [124:03]
Toledo
That's the collapsing.
- [124:04]
Brady
I. No, I don't think so. I think. I think Toledo's right. I think that's her hernia. I'm not sure because it's not Vice versa.
- [124:14]
Toledo
Vice versa, I guess.
- [124:16]
Brady
No, there's something. No, I don't know. Rosebud is a butt.
- [124:20]
Toledo
Yeah, that's why I thought.
- [124:21]
Brady
That's like a balloon. That's like a kid's balloon. Yeah, that's a tumor or something. She can push out because that's got no hole on it. That's not the sides falling out. That's definitely need to talk to a doctor. But about that. Glad that guy's wearing gloves. You look extra disturbed today. Are you all right? Those are pretty good. That's a tough batch.
- [124:47]
John Holmberg
Well, it's our normal Friday, so.
- [124:50]
Brady
Makes me wish that plane didn't make it yesterday. It would have shook me right into Tom's thumb and put us down. Wow. All right. There you go. Thanks, Brett.
- [124:58]
Toledo
Yep.
- [124:59]
Brady
Thanks, Brent and Bailey. And Bailey. It's 8:31, everybody there. There goes your Brady report. Not Phoenix magazine's best show. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. Radiate. What the hell is wrong with you? To you, pd. Somebody just emailed me and said, hey, how come you're not talking about the death of Hulbert Hulk Hogan? Because it's Thursday. We already did that. We were here on Thursday. You missed it. But there was a. There was a lot of Hulk Hogan talk.
- [125:41]
John Holmberg
And Chuck Mangione.
- [125:42]
Brady
And Chuck Mangione. On Thursday, he passed. We had our free. And my dream for this was that Lou Ferrigno would pass as well. And we get a double hulking over the weekend, but that did not occur. So all the people that we're talking about now, we've got twos. We got the three that were Malcolm, Jamal Warner, Ozzy and Hulk. And then Chuck died. And I don't know if he falls into a new three.
- [126:03]
John Holmberg
No, because who was. There was somebody.
- [126:05]
Brady
There was a guy from golden Erie. Theo guy.
- [126:07]
Toledo
Golden era.
- [126:07]
Brady
Oh, there was, yeah.
- [126:08]
John Holmberg
Who was the guy that died right before Theo, like a couple weeks ago.
- [126:12]
Brady
It's a big name semi. Well, there's Connie Francis passed away a few days prior to that. But again, celebrity. We may not know her anymore. I don't know who died. But then we're still short one. So then Hulk would be in with. With Chuck.
- [126:27]
Toledo
Well, there was a rumor that Phil Collins Was in hospice.
- [126:31]
Brady
It's not good.
- [126:31]
Toledo
And he had hip or knee surgery.
- [126:35]
Brady
You saw what I saw. Which was Clint Eastwood holding up that cake at 95. That cake is winning. That. That is. It might be a nothing bunt cake. It's like a tiny hand, but it is beating every muscle in Clint's body into the earth. He does not look.
- [126:51]
Toledo
If you look at it.
- [126:52]
Brady
It you.
- [126:52]
Toledo
Yeah. There's a lot of traits that you see with Clint Eastwood. You don't see that anymore.
- [126:58]
Brady
He's gone.
- [126:58]
Toledo
Like you can barely. I. I didn't know that was Clint. Right?
- [127:01]
Brady
No, cuz it's his corpse. It's just still wandering around.
- [127:05]
John Holmberg
Jimmy Swagger.
- [127:06]
Brady
He was. Oh yeah, he was.
- [127:08]
John Holmberg
He was a little bit earlier in the month, but he died this month.
- [127:12]
Brady
All right. I do like the three clean though, when you just kind of erase the weeks before and just go, Malcolm I, Ozzy, Hulk, Chuck. Okay. You love the ch. I. I say Chuck starts a new three.
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John Holmberg
I think so.
- [127:25]
Brady
Yeah.
- [127:26]
John Holmberg
This Golden Earring guy Count N. Kind of.
- [127:29]
Brady
But not kind of a weak one to really even worry. But it does count. But at the same time. Was he the singer?
- [127:36]
Toledo
He was the founder of it.
- [127:38]
Brady
Who?
- [127:38]
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah.
- [127:38]
Brady
Yeah, he. Okay, he was the singer. I know Chuck was the tr. Here. Yeah. I don't know.
- [127:44]
Toledo
And then like, who's the other founder? I don't know.
- [127:46]
Brady
Of course I know that guy.
- [127:48]
John Holmberg
I know two songs. Radar Love and Twilight Zone.
- [127:51]
Brady
Good songs, though.
- [127:52]
John Holmberg
Oh yeah.
- [127:53]
Brady
I guess he counts. It's a smaller. It's much weaker than the Twilight Zone school nearing. Yeah, Theo. And it was like a comeback. Theo. Ozzy Hulk is a great three pack. Chuck, dude from Golden Earring and someone like. Come on, that's.
- [128:09]
John Holmberg
And then Mike Abad pipes in. Mick Ralph, guitar player from Bad Company.
- [128:14]
Brady
Okay, we'll throw that in there, but that's no good. No offense, but that guy doesn't get.
- [128:18]
John Holmberg
I think Golden Earring actually trumps that one.
- [128:21]
Brady
All right, there's our. We gotta start a fresh musician. Okay, so you got Chuck. That dude. And then Golden Earring guy. That's a bad three. I can't even name to Mick Ralph.
- [128:30]
Toledo
Small three. It's a small track.
- [128:31]
Brady
It's a baby three.
- [128:34]
John Holmberg
Cletus from the Dukes of Hazzard too.
- [128:35]
Brady
Oh, that's the one you're thinking of. Yeah, Cletus died How many. How long? But I don't know his real name.
- [128:44]
Toledo
I'm gonna put cletus.
- [128:45]
John Holmberg
That was June 27th. It was a minute ago.
- [128:48]
Brady
Cursed. That doesn't Count either. He's in his own category.
- [128:55]
John Holmberg
Die too.
- [128:56]
Brady
Is Cooter gone?
- [128:57]
John Holmberg
I think maybe not.
- [128:58]
Brady
Ben Cooter Jones. Is that his name? No, I think Cooter's still alive.
- [129:04]
John Holmberg
Celebrity deaths of 2025.
- [129:06]
Brady
The only ones dead from that show are Uncle Jesse and Boss. Oh, no. James Best.
- [129:10]
John Holmberg
Oh, that. That's the one I was thinking. Michael Madson.
- [129:13]
Brady
Oh, that's right.
- [129:14]
John Holmberg
So that would be Michael, Theo, Azie, Ozzy and Hulk.
- [129:19]
Brady
Chuck, golden earring guy. That seems not fair.
- [129:22]
John Holmberg
We missing one.
- [129:23]
Toledo
Yeah, the dude from Bad Company.
- [129:26]
Brady
Yeah. Mc. All right, Madsen, Theo, Ozzy. Good three.
- [129:32]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [129:32]
Brady
Hulk really brings the marquee power up to the next three. Because Chuck, Ben, and then the opening act sucks. Golden earring Guy. If we don't know your name, can you be in a 3? 3 power. That 3. Gotta know the name, right? It's got a res, I would think.
- [129:49]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [129:49]
Brady
There's no stronger one ever in the history. In the history of. And it was all in the same one. One was the same day. But you had Billy Mays, the dude who did all the infomercials. He dropped dead. And then the next day, if I remember right, it was Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson on the same day. And it was like a week earlier, Ed McMahon died. These triads get strong in July. Maybe get another one. I don't know. We got a. What would Brady do in just moments while we figure out this important stuff again, why Phoenix magazine looks at anyone else for Radio Personality of the Years? Beyond me.
- [130:31]
Toledo
They've been doing it for years.
- [130:32]
Brady
Tripp even just came in right now a few seconds ago. Did you tell anyone you work for Hubbard Radio while you were in Las Vegas? We certainly don't work. Want you to admit that.
- [130:42]
John Holmberg
Ever.
- [130:44]
Brady
We like the ratings. We're not a big fan of you. Oh, thanks. Okay, so if you just keep that up, but not really show your face or tell anyone. Yeah, I get it. I get that. That makes sense. Brand liability to your own brand. I get it. Might as well keep me around. And not to sound bitter and sad about it all, but it is a little bitter and sad. Literally, early this year, I was named man of the Year by. By an organization. Right. I got a trophy.
- [131:11]
Toledo
They haven't called it back.
- [131:13]
Brady
No, no. Yeah, they're proud of it. Like Name Man. Like all the work you've done for the pets. Arizona Pet Project would like to name you our person of the year. I've got the trophy. Nary an email. Mo Wins Phoenix magazine's call in contest for radio personnel here. The email from sue was that it's the greatest thing that's ever happened in this building. Did you read it? This is bigger than anything that's ever happened here ever. No, it's not. Yeah, so I guess that's a big thing.
- [131:47]
John Holmberg
Plus, our water drive means nothing.
- [131:50]
Brady
Where's that email?
- [131:51]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [131:51]
Brady
What are we doing this for? The greatest thing I have ever seen is when an outdated publication has named a midday girl the best. We will make hay in sales.
- [132:11]
Toledo
You gotta remember she used to run that magazine too.
- [132:14]
Brady
Was that hers?
- [132:15]
Toledo
Yeah, she was the. Was she sales fused mag.
- [132:19]
Brady
Well, why did she put us on there? Hey, I was named man of the Year a couple weeks ago. Nobody gives a about that. Shut up. She was named personality of all times. We don't even acknowledge you work for the company. Just keep being first, okay? I'm prouder. I like Mo. It's not Mo's fault that everybody overreacted to her stupid award. We've won that before. Remember when we made Ian Campfield morning show show of the. That was Phoenix magazine, too. And we had people call in to name because they nominated Ian Canfield to be the morning show personality in the Valley.
- [133:01]
Toledo
And Mel was on the air.
- [133:03]
Brady
She was doing mornings.
- [133:05]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [133:05]
Brady
Telling people Ian was the midday guy. Like, no, you're the morning show of the year. We don't want the votes. And we tried to get that guy from kfyi.
- [133:13]
John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah.
- [133:13]
Brady
And I think he did.
- [133:15]
Toledo
He went.
- [133:16]
John Holmberg
I think he was like, second place. He didn't win.
- [133:18]
Brady
Is he still. Still around?
- [133:19]
John Holmberg
I can't remember his name.
- [133:21]
Brady
James something. If I remember, maybe he got the.
- [133:23]
Toledo
Vote, but not the pick. He says they have two. They got the editor's choice. Right. Or something like that.
- [133:27]
Brady
And then, I don't know, he's the. No, that's the other. That's okay. Newtime that that guy KFYI is the Beyonce of conservative talk radio because he wears a cowboy hat and he's black and, like, nobody sees it coming. And then he just starts talking about James T. Harris. That's the man. Yeah, that's. That's the radio personality. He should win that every year that dude's giving away trips to Ireland stuff. Look at his hat. That's a bad man right there. I don't even know what he talks about, but he's. He. Look, he had to watch Beyonce pull this and go, I've been at this 20 years. What do you. Ain't that a. Put a hat on Mel Blunt of the Steelers Is like, so what? She's wearing a cowboy. That's all I've ever done. I don't want to hear that. Anyway, congratulations to Mo down the hall. And evidently there's going to be a party and all that stuff.
- [134:16]
John Holmberg
Yeah, we're probably not invited.
- [134:18]
Brady
No, we're not allowed to go to anything. They hate us. They've made it wildly clear in the last year that this is not for we are. Not to mention that we work here anymore. And I don't. Trust me, I don't. I'm not promoting them either.
- [134:31]
Toledo
I walked down the hallway earlier and she's go, how was John's weekend in Vegas? I know nothing.
- [134:37]
Brady
I tell you. Nothing. I walk down the hall and she goes, papers. Where's your real id? The one with the star on it.
- [134:50]
John Holmberg
Oh, she worked by Bogan.
- [134:55]
Brady
Bogan. Anyway, it's an odd time to work here. They. They don't want us to work here. Maybe they have to kind of have us around because I just don't like how honest we are, I guess. Speaking of. Brady's gonna solve all your problems that's coming up in just seconds. What would Brady do? Is right around the corner. If you've got any quick ones real fast. Holmberg@98kupd.com See if we can get you slid in there. Meanwhile, I've got a couple in my hands. We're all right. But just in case you got something crazy, it's 98 kp. What would Brady do's next? Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station ideas. So you people, you thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Got an email from a guy that said, did your boss really come in and tell you that you shouldn't associate with the company? Oh, yeah. No, that's not. That's been. That's common. That's okay. Or that's something I don't disagree with.
- [135:56]
John Holmberg
Day in the life.
- [135:56]
Brady
It's a day in the life. Yeah, he did. Of course he did. Dancing behind a man with no arms and you can't go running around with. But I'm not allowed to own like a company attire, like to everybody. I think everybody else other than this show has like a. Hubbard had that rule, though.
- [136:12]
Toledo
If something happens, you know, whatever we're. We're Beth from.
- [136:16]
Brady
Oh, yeah. Well, look, we've had.
- [136:18]
John Holmberg
So they unzip us and then when they know we're not competing with Beth.
- [136:21]
Brady
Yeah, once. Yeah, once they cut your pants off. In the accident. Realize this isn't best. This guy's. I look like Trump from the South Park. Yeah, no, we've. I mean, we've made it very clear where we work. So when you got a problem, just write them a letter. I mean us. Yeah, no, that's. It's very common. They look at the other stations and they're happy. They look at us and they're like, they win. We're doing it every way they hate. They've made. Made that clear. I'm fine with it. Stick around, do our gig. It's what we've been doing. I tell Kevin Ray that all the time. You need to leave. Why? You just do. Brand liability. I'm not. I'm not even allowed to tell people where I work just because some of the jokes I say, and you go. Sons will fire you. My company ain't gonna back you up. Don't worry about it. They'll actually throw a letter to me saying, you do suck. I've seen those. Not worried about it. I'm used to it. Brady, are you ready? Ready. All right, my friend. It is time now for Brady to solve all the world's problems. We call this what Would Brady Do? And it's brought to you by our friends at MMP Guns over there. We talked to Byron and Eric at the. At the baseball game the other day. Stuff to get my. It's not available. My Steeler stuff. I was worried it's not available for another week.
- [137:36]
John Holmberg
He's gonna put that on the shelf here.
- [137:38]
Brady
Hang on to that. And hopefully the dude who's. Hopefully the dude who pawned it isn't trying to get it back because that's. That's mine. They've got all sorts of cool stuff down there. That memorabilia thing, once you get into the autograph stuff and the things, those guys have another happy, super satisfied client not ashamed to know us and have us represent them. So much of the money that keeps this building open is because of those people. And we.
- [138:00]
Toledo
Nice reviews coming from the Diamondback game last week.
- [138:03]
Brady
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- [140:00]
Toledo
Her.
- [140:01]
Brady
How do I break these two up and make my wife skinny again and make me happy like in the olden days when she loved me. Stephen. Oh, tough one. How do you break up?
- [140:11]
Toledo
Too late, my friend. Too late.
- [140:13]
Brady
You know what? I'm gonna go with Brady on that.
- [140:16]
Toledo
Hopefully, you know, what you want to see is she's like, you know, put the 45 pounds on. That's how much.
- [140:24]
Brady
Yeah.
- [140:25]
Toledo
That she's, you know, wants to do something about that. Because if. If he saying that the reason why she was keeping off because she was working out and doing stuff like that, you probably wanted to still continue that. But if she's giving that up, I. I can't believe that natural path would still say, oh, you know, stop your workout.
- [140:46]
Brady
Right. But she's. Yeah.
- [140:47]
Toledo
To me, because a naturopath Would also say, well, 45 pounds, that's not healthy.
- [140:52]
Brady
No, not in that kind of time. Unless it. Unless now. Look, eating disorder is very serious, right? So I don't know if your wife was like down to Auschwitz levels.
- [141:00]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [141:00]
John Holmberg
Caring carp.
- [141:01]
Brady
You're like, okay, she need to put 45 pounds. From what it sounds like. Yeah, what it sounds like she was maintaining it and struggling and fighting what she wanted to eat and probably not happy. And found someone that told her that. I saw an article I told you about this morning where there's a group of women that are angry that Vogue used an AI model for the. I think it was the very first time they used an AI model for the COVID I think it was the COVID and then a feature and it's like, oh, the standard of beauty. Like she represent. Yeah, because it's like you're not competing with her. She doesn't exist for real. This is, this is fantasy. It's like trying to say, stop dreaming.
- [141:41]
Toledo
I wonder if they did it just to say, like, this is the AI. You know, it's a Vogue.
- [141:46]
Brady
It's cheap.
- [141:47]
Toledo
Making a point on saying, you gotta pay some brother.
- [141:49]
Brady
You don't have to pay anybody and you don't have to deal with people going, oh, the standard. But she's starving herself. No, it's not a real person.
- [141:56]
Toledo
I could see if they're bent out of shape and saying, well, now you're replacing.
- [141:59]
Brady
No, but women feel bad when they see even the fake girl who looks good like Jessica Rabbit.
- [142:06]
Toledo
Right.
- [142:06]
Brady
Made them mad. Barbie made him mad. It's an unhealthy standard. But then when we hated. This has been my mind blowing thing about Barbie. That was 35 years of Barbie being a bitch ruining children. Remember that? It was every year. It was like these women that come out and go, ah, she represented an unhealthy standard and created bulimia. And if it wasn't for Barbie, there would have been a movie came out. Every one of these broads dressed up in pink and went to it. I never understood that Barbie should have been picketed like Simple Jack. Like, I thought we hated Barbie. The movie came out and he was like, no, she's been awesome. What a great part of our lives. And Margot Robbie as Barbie. Of course you want to talk about an unhealthy. Like, if you're. There's the problem. You got to stop comparing yourself to Margot Robbie. It's never going to happen.
- [143:00]
John Holmberg
I'd stop that immediately.
- [143:02]
Brady
How much rope you jump. It ain't happening. I don't look at Jason Momoa and go, you know, just a few more sit ups. Nope. He's just genetic. Got the gift. I don't have. I have to make up for it somehow. I haven't figured it out yet. I'm working on it. But I don't blame him or people making him like looking at him and saying, well there's the standard. I can't keep up with that. It's not fair. No one should look at that. AI girls. But that's what this guy's basically saying. I don't know what the eating disorder was, but the second she went to a life coach it sounded like she was looking for somebody to tell her why are you working so hard on making heads him happy?
- [143:41]
John Holmberg
Well, she went to a life coach. He should go to Cordell and Cordell.
- [143:43]
Brady
That's right, he should. Yeah, cuz. Yeah, exactly. Those are your life coaches.
- [143:47]
John Holmberg
There you go, there's your choice.
- [143:48]
Brady
But yeah, the. She was looking for somebody to tell her that it was an unhealthy. Those life coaches. Yeah. Life coach. Even Paul comes just wandering and just get rid of the life coach. Packing on 45 ain't as big a deal as you think. Paul from his, his stances, I don't know what he weighs but it's up there. He said packing on 45 pounds is nothing. You can do that in a weekend. It's true. But no, I, it's. It's the woman blaming you for her not wanting to be like she wants to do whatever she wants. So she made it medical. I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to die. And I don't blame you. But if you don't, you don't blame the guy. It's not his fault. Take some accountability. Look at yourself and say, you know what? I don't like this. I want. I'd rather be fat than work. Work this hard. That's fine too. It's not always an eating disorder when you look good. But I think that's an unhealthy standard that's been started by women who don't look that good that it happened. Megan used to talk about this at her old work all the time. She worked out a lot. She was in great shape. And all the girls at that place were a little bigger. A couple of them weren't, but the ones that were. And if she ate pizza or a donut, you're gonna go throw that up in a little bit, huh? It's the only way you can look that way. And she Flipped out on him one day. You know what? I work out six hours. When I'm not here, I'm busting my ass at this other place, just working out like crazy. That's why I can eat this. I do it so I can eat anything I want. And they were mean immediately. You look good. You have to have an eating disorder because the other people don't have any self discipline. I don't have any ability to say, oh, it takes work. I'm not doing that.
- [145:28]
John Holmberg
She should have told her life coach.
- [145:29]
Brady
Yeah, and then a life coach says, you know what? Being. Being fat isn't your fault. You're trying. That's the way you're supposed to look. It's your husband's fault. No, it isn't. However you look and feel about yourself is only you 100% across the board.
- [145:42]
John Holmberg
Yeah. So don't worry about a beast.
- [145:43]
Brady
Yeah. Enjoy your cake, beast. Hammer that down there, beast. Least not wrong. Eating disorders are nasty if they're real. A naturopath isn't going to do it.
- [145:58]
Toledo
Yeah, sometimes. And get you on. At least on the nutrition side of it.
- [146:02]
Brady
Well, I like what you said. Like, it's true. Like, okay, I might have been going the wrong way with losing, but putting 45 on in a month, that seems like a needing disorder. The other direction, I don't. I think that's a disorder as well. John Holmberg's morning sickness. The night of morning sickness. Dear Brady, can you please tell John to stop telling women at the only men worthwhile are ones with planes. That happened earlier this morning, and I stand by it. The only ones worth are mouth hugs are successful men's. I mean, I kind of agree with him, but my wife is working side by side with a man who owns a plane. And it's brutal. Brutal. She comes home talking about his day. He's everything I'll never be. If she starts hearing that. My favorite show that she does not like, but like yells at me for listening to you guys is saying this. She's gonna leave. What would Brady do about making John saying crap like this? Alex. Yeah, Brady, Go ahead. Put a stop to that. There we go.
- [147:05]
Toledo
If you love something that much, you have to let it go.
- [147:08]
Brady
What do you mean?
- [147:09]
Toledo
She falls for the guy with the plane?
- [147:10]
Brady
Yeah.
- [147:11]
Toledo
So be it.
- [147:12]
John Holmberg
You can't compete.
- [147:13]
Brady
All you got to do. This is dumb, dude. Embrace it. Start being friends with a guy with the plane occasionally. Let him know, hey, if you want a piece of that. The other thing is staying good with that. There's no if.
- [147:26]
Toledo
You're looking at the stats and how often that happens.
- [147:31]
Brady
It's so rare. Yeah, I wasn't talking about men. I was talking about women. Why are you blowing the likes of Brady, Brett, and John? And again, Toledo gets blowjobs. What? Credit score. 570. And you're willing to put that in your mouth? Are you crazy? There's guys with planes. There are single men with planes. That's all I'm saying. Heck, there's married men with planes. It doesn't matter. Hug them. Your wife is with a dude with a plane. Now you're talking about what's an unfair beauty standard for men. We see that and go, oh, boy, I can never do this. I better step it up. And instead of being mad at him, be mad at yourself. Come up with a new plan, which is? You start blowing the guy with the plane before she does. As good as with planes. Get BJ's. Am I wrong? Ronnie starts hobnobbing around with some guy who's got a couple of planes. What's your first thought? If.
- [148:39]
Toledo
If that's what.
- [148:40]
Brady
No, if.
- [148:41]
Toledo
You're choosing that. All right.
- [148:43]
Brady
Incorrect. Your first. Jesus, Brady. You. You would blow the dudes at Seven Brothers for a couple of burgers. You had 10 of them in front. You'll do anything for that. You start getting free flights back and forth. She's finally getting a job done. You want your man to be happy? Access to a plane. The problem is women never take us on that ride. She'll just leave for the guy with the plane. That's why you got to let him know it's okay. That old man in Vegas years ago that used to always ask Megan to come to his mansion in Houston. And I asked him, can I come, too? I'll stay in the back. If you'd like to come see the property, I'm like, I would love to see it. I would, actually. If she's not going to get things done, just come down to the guest house. I'll knock you down. That's gross. Like, I'm gross. That guy's awesome. You need to do something about this. There's drive by. You say it all the time. Drive by the other side of Camelback Mountain, going on Lincoln. And I'd point up and I'm like, why you're with me is beyond me. Go knock on any of these doors. Just goes, there a single guy inside here? Yes, there is. I'm here and I'm ready. And they'd be like, awesome. You live in beautiful 12,000 square foot place overlooking the deal.
- [149:52]
John Holmberg
You could have been Stubman.
- [149:53]
Brady
I. I would have been grime. Oh, that's not that. I'm like, no, I'm just saying you have that ability. You don't realize the power you have. You're wasting it. That's dumb. And then she made the fatal error of saying, well, I mean, if it's just about that, I mean, I know what you would really like. It's just to have, like a gaggle of sorority girls at your beck and call. Yep.
- [150:13]
John Holmberg
Right.
- [150:15]
Brady
And the problem? Well, I mean, if that makes you happy. Well, you're not really interested in my happiness then, are you? You're an idiot. If you really were here for what makes me happy and you knew a sorority that was interested, I mean, I think it would be your job. I mean, it's just my birthday. If you said, I got you a whole sorority, that's pretty awesome. But all that would happen then would be the sorority people would see me and go, no, no, there's dudes out there with planes. And Jonathan did say, though I thought Toledo only got to watch blow jobs. Now, that is true. You know what? That we can take him off the list. Brady says, let her go. I say, embrace the dude with the plane. Get in there first, make him your best friend before she does it. She won't share. Do you think Ronnie would be mad if you're like, hey, guess what I did today? I don't know. What is it? I met a guy with a plane.
- [151:16]
Toledo
Oh, yeah.
- [151:16]
Brady
We get flights anywhere we want now. How'd you pull that off? I'm gonna blow them every Friday, and I'm gonna do it great. Much better than you. Do you think she'd be like.
- [151:25]
Toledo
She wouldn't be happy.
- [151:26]
Brady
She'd be on that plane.
- [151:28]
John Holmberg
Oh, she'd be all about it.
- [151:30]
Brady
She's not doing the work.
- [151:31]
John Holmberg
You're doing the work.
- [151:32]
Brady
Later, you guys would be flying somewhere in a family vacation and you'd have, like, a little tuxedo, and you'd be all proud of yourself. She'd be on that.
- [151:39]
Toledo
Thank your father for this flight.
- [151:40]
Brady
I told you. Don't have to tell the kid. What are you breaking the news to her for? Keep it down.
- [151:46]
Toledo
Like, don't say that.
- [151:49]
Brady
You. Your daddy is friends with the owner of the plane. It's all you need to know. And later in life, I'll tell her at your funeral. You know, I used to get all those free flights. Embrace it.
- [152:01]
Toledo
Now if she's giving out my formula.
- [152:02]
Brady
Because I'll tell You this when she starts blowing the pilot or the plane owner. You're not getting on that plane. You're not going with one person on that flight. You're not going with. You're not getting invited. We would invite you if we started blowing a plane owner. Don't get me started. Dear Brady and John and crew. My sister is married to a scumbag you to be a prominent man in town. Now he's serving six years in a pokey. Oh my God. I went to jail. He denies everything that's happened, but he had eight people come forward. He's done terrible things on my sis. I've caught him with another woman before. Well, she has her blinders on completely in denial standing by him. I want to need to convince her to leave him while she has the chance. But she's not hearing it. Our relationship will end when he gets gets out. I'll lose my sister forever. How do I convince her that she has no life with this man? Love K. I'm gonna give you real names.
- [153:01]
Toledo
You can't, my friend. Sorry. Yeah, but you got a little time in your favor. I mean six years you got.
- [153:11]
Brady
Yeah, you got. You can slow burn this guy out of life. Also introduce her to a guy with a plane. What's she doing with a jailbird for God's sake?
- [153:18]
Toledo
You're one plane away.
- [153:19]
Brady
You're one plane owner away from your sister. Forgetting all about Jesse James. Terrible somebody. What you got somebody in jail you're waiting on. Did you not hear me about the plane?
- [153:34]
Toledo
Maybe the dude has a plane for her.
- [153:38]
Brady
Time out. Sons. Brady nailed it. Yeah, if that guy's got a plane, you sit back. That's why she's loyal.
- [153:44]
John Holmberg
You wait it out.
- [153:45]
Brady
Allowed to do whatever he wants.
- [153:48]
Toledo
I'm fine with the other five.
- [153:49]
Brady
That's right.
- [153:51]
Toledo
As long as I get my flight hours in.
- [153:56]
Brady
If he's got eight assaults under his buzz, I get out in six years and he's got a plane. Like I don't think he did it.
- [154:02]
John Holmberg
Pretty sure he's been innocent.
- [154:03]
Brady
He's been framed. Yeah. Kevin, email me back and tell me if this dude's got a aircraft and not that Beechcraft nonsense. Those things or kites I want to lear.
- [154:18]
Toledo
Yeah, but if it ends up, you know, he's been nothing but a bad boy his whole life, then yeah, if he's.
- [154:23]
Brady
Yeah, if he's in and out of the joint, he's struggling to make ends.
- [154:26]
Toledo
Meet, you can say your piece, but it's going to be up to her.
- [154:32]
Brady
I'll Take the plane.
- [154:33]
John Holmberg
Epstein had a plane.
- [154:36]
Toledo
An island.
- [154:38]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [154:38]
Brady
Dude took advantage of a lot. He just had. He was also horrible. Like deep down, like, worse. People stood by him, though. He was the dark. Everybody keeps showing old videos of him.
- [154:48]
John Holmberg
He had a plane.
- [154:49]
Brady
Of course they did. He was immediate. He was a. The real estate and media darling of New York City.
- [154:53]
Toledo
Introduced people, everybody.
- [154:57]
Brady
People can act all, you know, oh, I can't believe you're in a picture with him. Everybody was in a picture with that guy. I'm not saying they were doing anything, but. Or they knew everybody was in a picture with that guy.
- [155:09]
Toledo
Such a good friend of one of his buddies took 8.287 million and the guy doesn't want it.
- [155:15]
Brady
Yeah. How about that? Look, you keep your quarter of a billion. I've got plenty. I'm pretty much forgiven that guy for a lot of stuff for a while. Until it all. Till it all, you know is he can't do it anymore. Dudes with planes. Changed my brain this weekend. Got a guy with a plane. You gotta be good friends with him. Wives, it's your duty if you want your. If you want your family to be happier. If Brett had a plane, I'd be blowing Brett every day. We'd be flying all over the place. Hey, Brett, I want to go to Cancun. And Brett would be like, well, I think we both know how we get to Cancun. Yes, we do. It's 9:36. Well, that's. There you go. Lunatics, all of you. If you've got a guy in jail and you're waiting on him, come on. If he comes out and it works out. But if he's six years away, it's. You're. You're no hero. Six year gaps of my first thought is, I don't want anybody waiting on me. They're going to just be bitter when I get out. They're going to be so resentful that they had to sit and wait for my six years.
- [156:24]
Toledo
You earned something pretty good there.
- [156:26]
Brady
Oh, you did something. Something nasty. It did.
- [156:28]
John Holmberg
He had a plane.
- [156:30]
Brady
Stop it. What are you ruining my plane argument for? Plenty of great men have planes. You know, you probably let the power get to your head a little bit. OJ Had a plane. No, he didn't. There's no way. There you go. That is what Brady did. And you fixed them all today, Brady. A lot of lunatics. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? It was great. Oh, he might be. Oops, I'm sorry. I've already closed it. That's enough of that. Brett. He's not gay. The masseuse just thought we had a friend that was sitting at a table. Table and rubbing on Shane's back. Shane from life change alone at a blackjack table. And masseuse was talking. Shane said, do you. You're single. Do you have any. Do we have a single friend here with us? He's the only one. So you wanna looked over at our buddy Jim and it ruined his weekend because she goes, oh, I thought he was gay. Like right in. Like right there. Like all of it. I'll show you. Shane almost pooped. Yeah, we. I invented a new native American character. He's a warrior called Scoops to come. We don't get into what that means, but he. Let's just say all of his war paint is white. That was a character I had for about an hour and a half. Yeah, I don't care. No, look, it doesn't matter anymore. I'll write down it's time for Brady Scoops to come as funny all the way around. I don't even tell you how he gets it. The name that you don't need. You don't need to do the math at home. It was a. It was a weekend, all right? And we're starting to get all the memories back. So I'm getting texts from all the guys going, hey, do. Did I really do? Yes, you did. That happened. Did I throw up in the pool at the art. Yes, you did, Anthony. You threw up in the pool at Aria. And we made a water whirlpool to make it all go away. By the way, the pool at the Aria has so much chlorine in it that I had royal blue shorts on. I got out, they were white. Wow. I mean, well, they know what?
- [159:02]
John Holmberg
Well, you can see why now.
- [159:04]
Brady
Yeah, because Anthony puked and I was grateful for that. Like, wow, these are swim trunks. That said I can't do it. Like, my swim trunks were choked out by the chlorine.
- [159:13]
John Holmberg
Like Lizzo's pants.
- [159:16]
Brady
Lizzo's pants and my pants had a similar weekend, although for different reasons. Both were very uncomfortable with their roles is what we're saying. Anyway, what are you gonna do? It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends@reactdefense.com that's the home of tactical black self defense training. Get yourself involved. You're Going to need it too, because you get up to Vegas with these idiots, you're going to have scoops to come. The warrior idiots coming at you. We don't know. You're drunk and crazy. In fact, Jordan kept trying to say that he could land a punch on me, but he realized how important tactical black was in the pool because every time he tried to punch me, he did the worst thing in the world, which was pull his hand back. And I hit him in the face three times for every time he tried to punch me once. And he learned, wow, that's real. Like, what you're doing is real. I could not do any. We had a little mini fun fight in the pool. It was fun swun guys do. But you realize that drunk guys don't have any boundaries. And you never know. Remember when we were there with Billy?
- [160:12]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [160:13]
Brady
And we were a little bit drunk and that dude started to fight with that girl. And Billy went over to Captain Saho and he had a. He had a gun I could see clearly imprinting onto his through his shirt. And the girl said, leave us alone. The second Billy went over there, you never, never know what you're going to wander into. The world can go. So. Oh, ice raid Saturday night, by the way, walking back from Caesars, ice comes rolling in and takes some people off the streets. They were having like a, like a little music party.
- [160:41]
Toledo
Not anymore.
- [160:43]
Brady
And then what did we do? I had to tell all Anthony, no, no, we don't follow the ice raid. We go the other. This is how people get stabbed, shot and otherwise. It's crazy. So you never know what you're going to stumble into in the world. It's always good to be prepared. And even drunk and stupid, saying, hey, guys, go the other way was the best advice ever. Because it's amazing how people want to follow law enforcement like nothing bad can happen. They want to follow the fight like nothing bad can happen. You stumble into nonsense. The world is, you know, it's chock full of it. And why not have some preparation in your life so you know how to defend yourself. And most importantly, get away from it. That's the best part. They teach you all that. Reactdefense.com Sheepdog even. Even when you're drunk, you stop being that sheep. It's the home of tactical black Brady entertainment.
- [161:25]
Toledo
Jamie Lee Curtis says plastic surgery is causing a genocide of a generation or two of women.
- [161:32]
Brady
Agreed.
- [161:32]
Toledo
She says the disfigurement of generations is predominantly women who are altering their appearances. She's like, look, I don't say anything to people that have it done that's eat their own. I just know once you start it's hard to stop.
- [161:49]
Brady
Here's the fun thing.
- [161:50]
Toledo
And she's you know, amongst her friends and stuff. It's just they get on that vicious cycle.
- [161:56]
Brady
Jamie Lee Curtis first and foremost was blessed with the nicest breasts of the 80s. Training places phenomenal. So she never understood what it was like to have to go get something enhanced. No big deal. I'm seeing a lot of 20 year old women and this lip thing and I don't get that like altering fillers. Yeah. The, the lip will to have a so and I will say that at least that goes away. Does it though? We don't have the benefit of time to know that yet. It's kind of stuff that just kind of swells them up and goes. We hope hopefully there's no medical issues. That's the one thing I don't get is not. Not feeling great about you in your 20s. You know and I understand people have confidence issues and stuff but feeling you've got to alter the way you look in your 20s. Unless you've got a schnoz like mine, which is the smart thing to do is go get that thing cut in half. But it's like relatively pretty people are starting and we talked about that beauty standard just a little bit ago with the AI thing. But there's something more to it than I think it's the attention attached. I don't think it's about them feeling bad about themselves. It's about not getting as much as someone else because that's scary. I agree with that. I think, I think plastic surgery should be something. Unless it's completely obvious, you know, it's a big deal to go get your wrinkles taken out when you're 20.
- [163:23]
Toledo
George Lucas made his big Comic Con debut yesterday in San Diego. Did you check it out?
- [163:30]
Brady
Were you there, John? You were at the Lucas.
- [163:32]
Toledo
He was there.
- [163:33]
Brady
Did you go in and meet George? Oh, JG's doing pictures of George Lucas.
- [163:39]
Toledo
No way you could get a picture.
- [163:40]
Brady
Or see him or anything. I was about here to KSLX from him. That's not. That's. I can see KSLX from here. I thought you were going to say the lg. I'll tell you right now, John, if George Lucas came out of the kslx, I'd see him.
- [163:55]
Toledo
One of the things that he talked about is he's rolling out the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art and open next year in Los Angeles. He's A big art collector and movie props.
- [164:06]
Brady
Oh, yeah, he's got a ton of great.
- [164:07]
Toledo
So it'll have on top of the movie props, artwork from, like, Frida Kahlo to Norman Rockwell, plus artwork from Charles M. Schultz, the Peanuts comic book creator Jack Kirby, some of his stuff. He's been collecting for about 50 years. The other thing came up in Comic Con is Predator Badlands. The director plans on incorporating Arnold Schwarzenegger Dutch back into the series.
- [164:40]
Brady
Somehow, Miguel and Sean both emailed me and says news about Jamie Lee Curtis, saying that this is bad with a plastic surgery, which is not wrong. But she's the one who has huge issues supporting kids and transgender sexual changes. Yeah, that's a good argument. Like, if she's running around screaming, no, you should be able to have surgeries when you're 12 to change your body. And then she's saying, oh, the plastic surgery is no good.
- [165:06]
Toledo
Great point.
- [165:07]
Brady
Yeah. It's hard to be on both sides of that one.
- [165:09]
Toledo
I said it earlier this morning, but another thing that was announced is Shrek spin off. Donkey's getting his own movie.
- [165:17]
Brady
Can't wait. Is Shrek anymore?
- [165:19]
Toledo
Eddie Murphy is all excited.
- [165:21]
Brady
Yeah, Is Shrek in it?
- [165:24]
Toledo
That. I don't know.
- [165:25]
Brady
Probably in the beginning. He's like, I'll be back next week. See you later, Shrek. And then just. Okay, Donkey, I'll just stand here and wait off camera. I'm gonna go have an adventure. That's what I'm gonna do. It's gonna be great. Bye, Donkey. Like, he's just always just. Well, goodbye. All right, that's enough, Shrek. Not in the rest of this. Just pan to the left and get Shrek out. Shot.
- [165:45]
John Holmberg
They don't want to pay Mike Myers.
- [165:47]
Brady
Yeah. $20 million. I don't blame them. Hey, Donkey. No, Shrek. You can't be in this one.
- [165:55]
Toledo
Finally, a little fun fact about Hulk Hogan.
- [165:59]
Brady
I know one.
- [166:00]
Toledo
He was a bass player, really played the bass. And actually, when Bill Wyman, I believe, from the Stones Step or Charlie Watts. Which one played the bass?
- [166:14]
John Holmberg
I think it was Bill. Charlie was the drummer.
- [166:15]
Brady
Charlie was a drummer? Yeah.
- [166:17]
Toledo
Yeah, it was Bill. He got together, ran into Mick's old lady, and she said. She called Mick at the time, Jerry.
- [166:28]
Brady
Hall at the time. Wait a minute. What?
- [166:32]
Toledo
He was together with Jerry Hall. Hulk meets her, and they needed a bass player. She calls Mick and says, I got your bass player.
- [166:39]
Brady
Hulk Hogan.
- [166:39]
Toledo
Hulk Hogan.
- [166:40]
Brady
And he played for the Rolling Stones once.
- [166:41]
Toledo
Did not. Didn't go for it. Metallica. When they were looking for a Bass player Hulk contacted them and said, I want to play bass for you.
- [166:49]
Brady
They said, no. Yeah, I have a couple of African American friends that pretty happy Hulk Hogan's dead. I forgot about that.
- [166:58]
Toledo
They addressed that a little bit.
- [167:00]
Brady
I forgot about that whole. That N word thing he went off on for a while. I'm like, oh, you know what? That makes sense to me. I never had that much of an attachment to Hulk Hogan outside of the obvious pop culture crazy. But I wasn't like, posters and dolls. And I wasn't wearing any Hulkamania shirts. That would have looked pretty. Ay had a Thunder Lip shirt.
- [167:19]
John Holmberg
But not.
- [167:20]
Brady
No, I would wear that. Thunder Lips. Wasn't the racist just the guy playing. Yeah, I don't. You know, obviously you don't want to kick a guy when he's down, but evidently black guy do. They are kicking the crap out of my. They weren't wrong. We have a pretty sound argument to say. I remember Winston text me what happened. He goes, hulk Hogan's dead. No, I think I'm okay with it. Like, yeah, well, you know what? I forgot about all the reasons you would hate him. You're right. It's a good point. So it goes to show you, even when you die, you're probably not going to be forgiven by anybody here. Everybody hates you. This guy says, hey, Holmberg. Growing up, me and my dad used to listen to the show all the time on my way to the methadone clinic. Some of my favorite childhood memories are listening to your show and eating an egg McMuffin in the back of my dad's car while he went in to get his recovering drug addict medicine.
- [168:19]
Toledo
There you go.
- [168:20]
Brady
You're gonna make me cry. Stop it with your childhood stories. That old tail. And then finally, Monty says, can't believe what I was hearing. Saying Mo is Arizona's best radio personality is like saying Thriller is Arizona's fastest radio personality. That's probably. Congratulations, Mo. We're not better. There are Thunder Lip shirts. Brett, order four of those. The ultimate multiple colors. Oh, oh, it's 12.95. It's that cotton that makes you feel like you're wearing a. Get the higher end. Anyway, we'll. We'll look into that. All right, you guys have yourselves a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. Be nice to Larry. So long. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
- [169:16]
John Holmberg
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- [169:22]
Brady
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- [169:38]
John Holmberg
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- [169:44]
Brady
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