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Brady
You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?
Brett Vesely
P.T. good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Tuesday. It is 5:45 there. It's the morning sickness. My name's John, there is Brady, there's Brett, there's Big Dick Toledo. And we are off and running for what is to me an absolutely somber gut punch of a Tuesday morning already. Oh, I'm struggling.
John Holmberg
Oh, it's from last night.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, Ryan Sandberg. I mean I, I did some like look, I was a Cubs fan up until about two years ago when the Diamondbacks made the World Series. Not because they made the World Series, because some asinine bets along the way, not reeling some claims, some comments, but I backed them up because I will say that the modern Cubs, as good as they are this year and they're kind of fading a little bit. But I struggle being a fan of the new corporate Cubs and I know they've always been a business, but they were the lovable losers back in the 80s in the 1984 team. You know there I was 12, 13 years old watching this. This is happening, you know, this, this and it. Of 23, Ryan Sandberg. I was always number 10 in Little League and then in All Stars you got the big numbers. Cuz in Little League they only gave you like one through however many players are. That's. Those are the numbers you had to pick from 1 through like 15. And then in All Stars you got to what number do you want? 23 immediately. And I wanted to be Rhino. If I couldn't, if I couldn't get 10, I'd get 23. I love being. And yesterday when he died, you start to do that math on your head of Diamondback fans. This is like Randy Johnson dying. Yankee fans, it's like Derek Jeter dying. Yeah. This is the face of Chicago Cubs baseball. Even more so like than Mark Grace, who was just kind of mouthy and loud. They were on the team together in the late 80s. I mean think about oh, first million dollar player. I mean you got a $10 million deal back in the 80s. Everybody said, oh, baseball's gonna die. You can't do this unbelievable person for the game. And just a ridiculously good player. And him dying was just a nut kick. Just a nut kick. Terrifying for me because I realized that from 1980 to 1990 I went from 8 to 18. So those are those years where you form your fandom, although I was already a huge Cubs fan. But you start getting into like understanding things. The stats of the game and all the other stuff. And you start picking favorites. Cause you understand it a little more than you used to. It was more than just that guy hits big home runs. You get the nuances of something you love. If it's baseball, basketball, whatever else, it all you all you form so much of your brain from 8 to 18 as far as what goes forward. And those people become your nostalgia and your childhood. Man, oh man, was Ryan Sandberg part of mine. I remember and I again, I've had three or four freeze up moments in my life. One was with Mark Grace, but that was because he was naked when I first met. When you meet one of your heroes and he's nude, you, you're, you're, you can't be cool. There's just nothing about it. If he's cool naked and you're there and you're not supposed to be or you didn't expect it. If Brady would have told me, hey, we're going to go in there. Mark Grace is not wearing pants. Just brace yourself. I'd have been like, that's weird. But okay. And it was 100% right. But walking by Mark Grayson, the first thing I see from, you know, King Slapp a double was this as dawn. And it wasn't wildly impressive. It was just okay. It was like one of mine, you know, like, wow, that's.
John Holmberg
We're off the rack.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Weren't you even off the rack? Dick too? It wasn't crazy. I wasn't small, wasn't. I remember It. We had a lot of pubes. I remember a lot of pubes. So I met Mark. Gracie was naked. That was. I don't count that as one of my freeze ups at all. Harrison Ford dropped me like a bad habit. Being within Brett range to Harrison Ford, my body reacted like Muhammad Ali. I sensed his presence. Darth Vader was coming around the corner. I've never seen anything like it. He was in the back when they called it America West Arena. I was down underneath covering Suns games. He was there for his fight night stuff. And he came wandering around the corner with about four other. Probably more than that now. I remember remembering his presence and I'm like, something's weird. What is going on? Didn't know he was there. Turned a corner. He was there. I was there. I'm about six feet from Muhammad Ali and I'm standing there staring like, that's the dude. What am I looking at? You realize it's world fame. You realize that he dropped this guy off and Kinsasha, he's. People are going to know him like, and love him. He is beyond like. It's just a presence. Ryan Sandberg I saw with Brady at the Adobe Restaurant at the Biltmore Golf Course. And he was with a. I think his wife at the time. But there was something going on there. Could have been the lady he left his wife with.
Toledo
And if it in 95.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. And I remember he was sitting there and whoever we were with goes, yeah, he's out here all the time. He's an asshole. And I wanted to punch him in the nose because he was mad that he had left his wife for some. And there were three kids at the table. Whoever we were with didn't like him.
Toledo
That's his second wife.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I think it was. Yeah. Whoever we were with didn't like him and the kids were giving him grief and that lady browbeat him in front of us. And he sat quietly, defeated, defeated. Ryan Sandberg was beaten down by. And I don't remember what she said. I just remember she looked at him and said around the house. I remember he just put his head down like, this is not the life for me. And then shortly after he went and coached the. What was it? The. The pigs. Remember the steel pigs or whatever it was. Iron pigs. Yeah. He went and coached the iron Pigs. And I'm like, who leaves a life where he's got mil? He's set for life. He's doing whatever he wants. Go coach the iron Pigs and run around on a bus and double A, B. Oh, Oh, I see. I understand. He doesn't want to be at home with that anymore at all. So seeing my hero get, you know, nagged into a corner to where he's just like, ugh, yuck. And he left. But he make no bones about it. That dude was heroic to me.
Toledo
And I know I was fortunate enough, I mean, some that day, but I got to play golf with him twice. Once at Superstition.
Brett Vesely
That's pretty awesome golf.
Toledo
And then we played at the Biltmore because he had a house over there.
Brett Vesely
They're living there.
Toledo
And I think now that you say that that might have been the first route he was in the. Still in his first marriage.
Brett Vesely
Could have been. Don't know.
Toledo
Things were going on. There was no. Don't know, no keeper or anything. But, you know, that was back before.
Brett Vesely
The Internet was, you know, so it was, you know, before you knew you could just look and go, how many people I didn't know. I didn't know anything about. That's the hero. Don't meet your heroes.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
And now you don't have to meet them because you can read about everything in their lives and you already pretty much know what you need to know. Back then, it was just. That's number 23. That's the. That's the man right there. And he's coaching. We wanted him to be that cup. Dallas. Tough. So hearing that news yesterday and, you know, about a year and a half ago, he had got prostate cancer, and then he got cured and everybody kind of forgot. Oh, Ryan's better. It was. I guess it was late last year when it's like, yeah, it's bad again. It's back and it's bad again. And it's got like, nobody paid attention because I don't think anybody wanted the bad news, you know, because it went to a bunch of different places in his body. He started as prostate cancer, and then it was everywhere.
John Holmberg
Did he catch it late? I. I didn't read the whole article.
Brett Vesely
Well, the prostate cancer they got, but then they're like, he went back for checkups and stuff, and it was everywhere else. Yeah. And he's like, I've got it everywhere. And then little subtle things like in his interviews, it was all like, hey, I'm just staying with my fan. None of the. None of the things were like, we're. We're aggressively treating this and it's going to be okay. It was like, I just have. I'm surrounded by my family all the time. I'm just enjoying every day. I'm like, oh, oh, no. And then you just didn't pay attention because you don't want that. But again, Diamondback fans, this is literally. You know, I don't know if you've got your heroes there for the Diamondbacks, but you're looking at you, Frank Thomas, probably. Yeah. Like, whoever your childhood one was, it was you go back into those days of, like, what made you a fan of baseball? My original was Dave Kingman, but then he flipped me off when I was a little kid. That's not good. And you're here, Thomas.
John Holmberg
Carlton Fisk.
Brett Vesely
You know Carlton Fisk? Jeez. He's got a couple of teams that'll. Anyway, so hearing that news was brutal yesterday. So to Rhino. I'm gonna tip the tea to Rhino right now. Here you go, kid. That's brutal. A lot of kids from. From my generation looked at Ryan Sandberg. That dude was special. It was one of the best that ever played. So then I got all these jackasses texting me yesterday. I'm like, I know. Stop. Stop reminding Mike. I have. I have a phone, too.
John Holmberg
David Markham running down the hall.
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah. David just. He got. Paul Revere came flying down the hall. Did you hear? One of your heroes from childhood is dead. Thanks, man. I've got a phone. I don't need you to. I was first. Was I first guy to tell you about the horrible news. Was I first.
John Holmberg
I saw it come over, and I'm like, I'm not even texting. He knows. This is a waste of time.
Brett Vesely
I gotta tell you. I. I was privy to hearing over here, and nobody knows this. I'm gonna blow it up on the air. Nobody knows this. I was privy to hearing a phone call about ra. This is what you need to know about radio executives. And I just overheard it and not supposed to have. So I'm not throwing anybody on the bus, but I am overheard a phone call where someone on the line was like, we have tragedies like this. We have to take advantage of it. About Ozzy's death. So basically what it was, was what Larry did here was genius. Having obituaries for superstars that we play all the time. Kind of ready to go. The big red radio, you know, rest in peace, Prince of darkness. He did those five years ago when Ozzy got sick. And so when all the rest of the radio execs found out Larry had done this, they're like, oh, that's great for. That's great for us. That's great. So they're just tragedy porn whores is essentially What? They were like, how many clicks can we get off of the death of someone? Oh, that's proof that the industry is just about dead on its knees as they can't wait to go. Okay, anything. Did we get it on the website? I want people to. Essentially, they said, I want.
Toledo
We need to own this.
Brett Vesely
I want. Exactly. I want people to find out from us. I got a. I got a blip from somebody. You know, I wanted. I wanted that news to come from the station I listened to. They'll be the ones that let me know about Ozzy dying. That was a great work. Like, oh, turning to local.
John Holmberg
And we're turning into local news now.
Brett Vesely
Tv. Just grasping it and was like, you guys, how much? How much? And patting themselves on the back for like, Ozzy dying and them doing it. Right, man, we got that. Ozzy died. How about that? We're gonna get some. We're gonna get some clicks off of that. They're weird. There's a weird. You ever meet anybody that says, yeah, I'm a radio vice president, just run away? Because they will. They will watch you die just to tell someone about it. And they're just. And they'll eat their own. That's the worst part. They'll cannibalize their own, which I'm privy to. They're horrible. It's just gross. But, yeah, so I had a bunch of people that pulled the David Moore yesterday, trying to be first to tell me, and I'm like, look, I've got a phone. You're. Your little tiny baby troll feet are not going to race down the hall faster than the. If you already got the alert, guess what. You better be lightning quick before. You better have a flash costume on underneath before you start telling me of the next impending doom moment this.
John Holmberg
A train's rolling through the house. You're not gonna beat my phone.
Brett Vesely
Now, I would appreciate if we had an A train. Skilled man. Beat the. Called beat the alert. Now that. Dude, that is true. Because I'd be like, man, ping. You hear your phone go, bing. Sandberg's dead. Like, oh, my God. I didn't even have time to read it. You're amazing. A train of death. Bad news. A train would be the best thing of all time. But yeah, Ryan Sandberg passing was just plunk as a heart punch. Because that's a lot. That's, you know, not just a guy dying, but you feeling your mortality and your history and your life and the 80s are all. Think about last week. Hulk Hogan, Ozzy Osbourne. Now for, you know, Me and a lot of other people. Ryan Sandberg's Theo the 80s start going. I saw a picture. Clint Eastwood. Oh, not good. Been waiting for Jack Nicholson to die for a while.
Toledo
Resurfaced not too long ago.
Brett Vesely
He pops up now and again. It's like his son said, he's not doing. He's not. That was, like, eight years ago. It sounds like he's about done. Then he shows up at Laker games. He's a little bit rejuvenated. Doesn't look terrible, but it was a rough one. And then, of course, you got this dude wandering into New York yesterday and plugging away on people in a building, and he started shooting. That's the most brazen thing I've ever seen. He walked down the street with an AR15 at his side. I saw that picture. He's just walking into the building in New York City. That's 52nd in park. This is not an area that's kind of hidden like you were in the heart of it all. And he's walked right into what he tried to get to the NFL. When I heard he shot himself in the chest, I'm like, oh, is this guy a former player? Yeah, because he's in the NFL offices, and he's got. Well, I didn't know he had cte, but anybody who shoots themself in the chest is protecting their head or face. Right? They used to. Used to be a model or an NFL player, but, I mean, they'd know he's an NFL player. He targeted the NFL. He got off on the wrong floor. They're thinking that he was, you know, the target was definitely the NFL. The letters they found and stuff like that. It was just brutal. And I thought at first. My first initial thought was, he's a Jets fan. He's finally taken. You know, he said, jets fans are gonna lose it eventually.
John Holmberg
Brian Hopkins.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, he had that note in his pocket, said the NFL and CTE and stuff like that. Study my brain. But he never played. But I wonder how much of it was that he wanted to. And he beat himself up in high school and maybe in a junior college or something and never got the chance. And the dream of the NFL pissed him off, and he's got mental issues and things like that. I got to tell you, everybody wanted. They started talking about guns again yesterday, and nobody ever talks about it, because I think the money's bigger. But for a generation that took antidepressants from 1990 to today, we sure do have a lot of depressed people. For a whole generation of people that have been on pills to not be depressed. We are dealing with more depressed people than ever before. So I don't think those.
Toledo
Because all of our pills. A big pharma.
Brett Vesely
No, I understand why. I'm just saying they don't have depression. But none of the pills are working. If, if we had. They're not working, they're. You got more people coming out mentally goofed up than going in. And nobody's doing any research on pilling up kids their entire childhood to make them not feel anything. And now that whole generation's 30 something.
Toledo
And then it might be something like you said before, that you're blocking feelings.
Brett Vesely
Of course it is. That's what you're doing. How do you take a. It's my sunscreen argument. How do you tell your body, don't worry about it, a pill or a, or a cream will do your job for you. And then your body's naturally going to shut that down. So when the pills start to get less than and you're taking used to it, then you face real adversity and tell him, this guy's what, 35, 36 years old? I don't know how old he was. You start getting into that age where life is actually real. You start facing real mountains, you start facing real problems and you can't handle them. You don't. You've never faced adversity. You've always been numb to it thanks to some pill. And everyone always got mental health this, mental health that I have. Everybody's got mental health. I've been diagnosed with that. You know, depression, it's easy. Everybody goes through it. You start taking pills and you start dealing with it differently. And you know, I'm not saying it doesn't work, but it doesn't work for everybody.
John Holmberg
27.
Brett Vesely
He was 27 is all. Yeah, yeah. There's something going on that we just won't argue it. And until that happens, I'm not going to listen to any gun rights until we start looking at like, how, how many pills was he on and when did it start? Because if this kid was 7 and started to act sad and they pilled him up and numbed him, it makes tons of sense to me that eventually he'd be like, I have no coping skills at all in my life. Some people definitely need. And then some people who are just mildly depressed start getting used to it and then they can't handle anything. But there's got to be something because prior to the pill generation, we didn't have massively depressed people. You coped with your problems and you had depressed people, but not like this. Not ones that were lashing out against society on a weekly basis. Two yesterday, running around, everybody wants to blame guns.
Toledo
And you think when you mentioned adversity, I mean, just two weeks ago, that CEO got on the camera, talk about dealing with adversity.
Brett Vesely
Oh, my God. What do you. What are you talking. Which one?
Toledo
Just saying, that guy, the Cold plus.
Brett Vesely
Oh, that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, I mean, I've been waiting.
Toledo
I mean, so far, you know, that's what we immediately think, that this guy's not going to be able to handle this or.
Brett Vesely
Well, he's handling.
Toledo
The public's going to drive him to the.
Brett Vesely
We don't know if he's already attempted a suicide. That CEO that got caught at the Coldplay concert, but half, yeah. Oh, he's dealing with a lot more than just that video. But we don't know his story. We only know what we made up of it. But if he walked around and started, you know, losing his mind, it'd be like, well, we take a little responsibility. Yeah. I just. I just don't think that, you know, as many antidepressants are out there, you should have. No depressed people. There should be less than ever. And all I hear about is, oh, he have mental health issues. Depressed this, depressed that. I'm like, the pills don't work. If we. If everybody was on headache pills and everybody had a headache, time to investigate the pills.
Toledo
Maybe then you can, you know, there's examples on the other side that if the medication is working, of.
Brett Vesely
Course there's always something. Yeah, but I'm saying it's not for everyone. Give it to everyone. Like, it's for everyone. It's not. It's a very, you know, unique situation to be so depressed. You have to actually take medicine for it. Otherwise you have to learn coping mechanisms. Yes, of course.
Toledo
We've made.
Brett Vesely
Not everything is black and white. Not everything is like, well, it works for one. So we have to just do it for everybody. It's not what I'm saying. It's for some people for sure, not for all of us. And it certainly is not just a mass cover. It's not working. It just doesn't work. I've never. I've never. I've got more friends who are on antidepressants than ever, but they take them because it's like, I had a rough patch and you numbed it. So it's no different than drinking. We got friends who drink too much and they make mistakes. And they blame the alcohol. Nobody ever says, I'm depressed. And it's these antidepressants. What do they say? Oh, you gotta up your dose. You got used to it. You got a little more because you start to fall off and like, start getting depressed again. I'm all on these pills and I'm still depressed. Oh, we gotta juice you a little bit. Gotta give you same thing. You tell an alcoholic, oh, you're not drunk enough. You used to be able to get drunk off to like three shots of Rumpel mints. Now it's five. You up the dose.
Toledo
It's not working to. To deal with it.
Brett Vesely
It's just not working. It's coping mechanism through, you know, chemical. I tell kids all the time, don't do drugs. Don't do drugs. Don't drink. Don't drink your problems away. Don't do anything. Oh, by the way, you're depressed. Here's some pills. Drugs solve all your problems. Of course they're screwed up, but this dude was 27. How do you get into that pickle by the time you're 27, where you're like, I just, you know. And again, CTE is a very real thing. But I don't understand how anybody would know. Look, you got a friend who's snapping and losing it and stuff like that. Most people's response to somebody who is losing it is to abandon them. That's just the way life works. You got a guy who can't tolerate anymore, he drinks too much, he starts spouting off like, I don't want anything to do with you. You're going to cause trouble in my life. And you get rid of them, just dismiss them.
John Holmberg
Or you try to help and then they don't. They don't want to.
Brett Vesely
Hey, Exactly.
John Holmberg
Okay, I tried. It's on you now.
Brett Vesely
Exactly. And you do that until you. Until you realize you're just talking to a wall. That's true, but eventually you kind of unload them. All of us have had that friend. Now these dudes just run off later and they start shooting everybody a lot of problems. But that was a tough one. And I'm gonna go with my theory. It's jets fan. Jets fan. I don't know how more jets fans haven't lashed out at the public. You gotta go into the season with a broken Justin Fields and, you know, the Aaron Rodgers nightmare. You've been teased and tickled the whole time. Jets fans. If I was the New York, if I was the NFL, my offices would not be anywhere near jets camp. I would be over there in Kansas City in the NFL where every fan loves me and all the players are happy. I'm not doing a thing over in jets land. But this dude drove all the way from Vegas. Another thing. How depressed was he? 36 hours. He made it from Las Vegas to New York.
Toledo
Yeah. There's some self reflection time there.
Brett Vesely
Well, beyond that, this dude had a plan. Like he was well thought out. 36 hour drive from Vegas to New York. That is getting it done. That's with. I mean with stops and stuff. He started 36 hours ago and got here. Now that's no breaks. That's getting. That is.
John Holmberg
It's not bad time.
Brett Vesely
That is really good time. My uncle and I drove from here to Chicago. It's about 27 hours. We had to take shifts, but we did it without, you know, major stopping in a Carmen Dia.
John Holmberg
Could be the pills he was popping.
Brett Vesely
All the way there. It's got to be it.
John Holmberg
I mean seriously.
Brett Vesely
Or there was a dude in the car with him who had no idea what the plan was.
Toledo
In a Carmen Ghia?
Brett Vesely
Yeah. It was horrible. It was horrible. Brady. That car is not comfortable. And you don't sleep in a Carmen Ghia. You get in that passenger seat and it rumbles the whole way. He was buying them here and selling them in Chicago because they don't rust here. But back there they didn't. It was literally making 2,500 bucks a car. It wasn't much. Those things aren't. They don't have a ton. They just look kind of neat. But they look like cruddy Aston Martins and got it up to Chicago and I flew back in them. I would have. I would have driven back in the Carmen Ghia before I found out what his ticket plan was to get me home, which was dropping me off at o' Hare to get on American Trans Air ata, which is the worst airline of all time. You think there's, you know, some problems with current cheap air now people with no shirts were getting on that. Those pre security people.
John Holmberg
Original spirit.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Boxes of livestock. There was chickens. It was. It was the strangest. And I read eyed it on ata.
Toledo
Red eye, reptiles, snakes.
Brett Vesely
Con Air was a better group of people than what I was with going on ATA in the middle of the night. Back to Phoenix.
John Holmberg
Was it like the flight from Nepal and the Golden Child with.
Brett Vesely
With goats and chickens and everything else. I was waiting for the goat when I saw a dude take his shirt off. Like, you know when people get on the plane and overhead compartments and they put their bags up. This dude took his shirt off and stuffed it up there and just sat in the seat. I'm like, what is going on? Not a shoe in sight. Everybody just. Everybody dropped their shoes like they were in their own living room. And I sat there in the middle of the entire plane on the aisle in misery. The smells. I don't remember.
Toledo
Like put me back in that Karma Ghia.
Brett Vesely
I think it was 94. I think. Think they'd banned smoking on the plane. But it still smelled like everybody was smoking. Isn't that crazy? That's generational right there. That'll tell you everything you need to know about what's going on with the way people behave. We used to allow lighters and cigarettes on airplanes. Think about that. We allowed fires on the plane and.
Toledo
They never had a front loader back. The back half would be smoking.
Brett Vesely
Never had a problem with a curtain.
John Holmberg
That'S going to hold all the smoke back.
Brett Vesely
I never even knew they separated. I was on Western Air when they did. My mom smoked. We sat anywhere we wanted. Like every. Every seat had an ashtray.
David Moore
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
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Toledo
I see.
Brett Vesely
Yet we used to allow it on planes. Yep. Never had an issue. Never once did we like somebody burn the plane down with a cigarette. Never happened. Now you can't even have lotion. Just in case. We don't trust any of you anymore and we shouldn't. Ah, what a day. But yeah, that. That CTE is a Real mother effort. I saw that guy walking into the thing on the pictures on the news. And again, we live in a society of people just aren't paying attention. Situational awareness is zero. Your field of vision. Most of us, I'm included in that. It's about two and a half inches wide and about seven inches in length. And it's your telephone, and you're just staring at it while a guy with an AR15 walks right by you. And you think to yourself, man, what are you gonna. Not. No one in New York City saw that. No one said, stop. What are you doing? And watch him lift, like, get up, tackle that to do something. Nobody should be walking around with an AR15 anywhere without being in a bear hug immediately by someone. No one was running from him. He just cavalierly wandered into a building, got to the 33rd floor. How? Because everybody's staring at their damn phones until they hear the popping. It's terrifying. Situational awareness, man. That's what a guy in the news called it last night. He said, I'm gonna start calling these things not so smartphones. He said, we have. They had a few pictures of him walking in. Everybody with their heads was looking down, staring at their hands, while a guy. A guy with a long gun walked right by them. Crazy.
Toledo
That is amazing.
Brett Vesely
So crazy what you don't see. I remember when I took that criminal investigations class.
John Holmberg
Bring back memories.
Brett Vesely
Oh, Jesus. Brett just pulled up a picture of ata. Oh, they had a party on the wing, too. A palm tree, sun and a volcano, which is not good to have near the jet. But ATA is shaped in the form of a mountain that's gonna blow. And it's all supposed to be like some sort of, you know, Polynesian or Caribbean beauty thing. Everything inside that place.
John Holmberg
Hillbilly rash.
Brett Vesely
It was the. It was. And it was. It was all hillbillies. Oh, man. Is all northwestern Indiana on a plane, stuffed in a corner in a plane. Ugh. And o' Hare airport's no treat to begin with, let alone you get into the worst parts of it. The poor people section of.
John Holmberg
Oh, could have been your flight right there at Sky Harbor.
Brett Vesely
That might have been me right there on that beast. Do you see a boy, a balding boy, crying? Because that would have been right about right off the wing. So disgusting. What a day. Yesterday, though. Depressed. I'm depressed. I need antidepressants. Ryan Sandberg thing kicked my ass. I need antidepressants. If Dave Kingman dies soon, I'm not going to feel good about this at all. I'm gonna be Bill Buckner, Dave Kingman. Who are yours? Who's your Ohio State guy? You can't watch go. Who dies for you? And you're like, oh, my. Did Archie Griffin die yet?
Toledo
No.
Brett Vesely
Oh, there's the one. And that was. Oh, you were a kid when Archie was on fire. Oh, yeah, Archie. That had to be rough. Woody Hayes died. I'm sure a lot of people, like your parents were probably like, oh, this is a rough one. Like, those are those heroes in life that you, you know, we put up on a pedestal. I don't know who's there. I mean, there's a lot of them today. But, like, I don't know who kid stars or football players are gonna start dying. Terry Bradshaw, almost. I mean, Joe Green. Oh, my God.
John Holmberg
I think next one I'm looking out for is Ditka.
Brett Vesely
Ditka's dead. My God, Brett, I hate to break it to you. David Moore. David Moore. Come on, T.T. oh, you just made David Moore so happy and come down and break some news to you. Ditka's very dead. No, he's not, Mike. Ditka's still alive.
David Moore
Yeah, he is.
Brett Vesely
No way. It is. He's really sick then.
Toledo
He's 85 now.
Brett Vesely
I'm. Are you sure? I thought Ditka died. Are you sure?
Toledo
Maybe.
John Holmberg
No, Buckus is dead. Oh, maybe that one bothered me.
Brett Vesely
That was last.
John Holmberg
No, two years ago.
Brett Vesely
Okay. He is alive. I'm sorry. I hate to break that.
John Holmberg
I was like, you son of a.
Brett Vesely
He's gonna die.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Oh, he's go. Yeah, he's. Hold on. David Moore. Come here. Run down the hall. Let's do some tragedy. Some tragedy news so you can get some clicks. You scared me.
John Holmberg
I had to look it up, too.
Brett Vesely
Dick is alive. I thought Dicka died. I am thinking about Kiss.
John Holmberg
You're right.
Brett Vesely
Dick Butkus. Those are those. Those weird Polish names from whatever they are. All right. Sorry about that, Brad. Look, I'm going through a lot right now. I don't know. Just wanted dead kid to be dead so you could share it with me. It's. Tough guy said you're taking a day off when Andre Dawson dies. No. Rhino is the king of that team. Andre was a Montreal Expo that came over as a hired gun. He was only with the Cubs for, like, four years.
John Holmberg
Where'd he go after that? With Florida somewhere, Right?
Brett Vesely
Went to the Marlins later in the 90s, but he was with a couple other teams. But Chicago was.
John Holmberg
Remember, it was a Tampa or Florida.
Brett Vesely
He was a Montreal Expo in my Mind. Andre Dawson is a Montreal Expo and then a Cub. He became a great Cub because that team was so good. Remember, Andre Dawson won the MVP of the league in 1986. And the Cubs were in last. They were that bad. They went from a team that could have won it all. And two years later, they were in last place.
John Holmberg
And I forgot he's with the Red Sox.
Brett Vesely
He played all over the place at the end there. He was everywhere. Yeah, Marlins was when he. Yeah, that was the.
John Holmberg
90, 95, 96.
Brett Vesely
Okay. Yeah, he wasn't. He wasn't a Super Cub for a while, I thought. Everybody remembers him as a Cub because nobody watched Montreal Expo baseball, but that was a good team, too. Yeah.
John Holmberg
Tim Rains, Tim Wallach, Gary Carter.
Brett Vesely
Good Lord, the team was loaded. Hey, you had some players on that squad. Pete Rose played there. Good stuff. Anyway, Heroes. I tell you, heroes. Don't get too close, but I don't let that stuff affect me. But those are those moments when you're like, oh, that has. And it's nothing to do with me being, you know, like, oh, so close to him. That's not it. It's because it made me feel bad. All the memories. I.
John Holmberg
You gonna prod it now on us or what?
Brett Vesely
I tell you what, buddy. I watched his wife henpeck him at a restaurant once. I wanted to punch her in the nose. Then Rhino called me and said, you know what? You should start doing radio. So I'm dead. He encouraged me, buddy. And I told him, you know what you should do is coach the Iron Pigs. Get away from that bitch.
Toledo
When I was playing golf with him, he looked at me and said, you got it.
Brett Vesely
It. You still got it. You got it. Rhino and I developed a great belly laughs every day. I. Good, good, good. Dave Pratt knows everyone. Liar. Yeah. Why, why, why? Why is Rhino gone? And there's certain. You know, come on.
John Holmberg
Shouldn't it be anybody checked his page yet?
Brett Vesely
If kids are gotten someone else.
John Holmberg
Somebody check the crap page.
Brett Vesely
Oh, they're. They've been best friends forever. Anyway, what are you gonna do? It's a tough one. Sorry.
Toledo
Start off the day kicked in quick. He was putting in. He posted on Instagram a lot, you know, like. And April. He threw out the first pitch.
Brett Vesely
Years. Yeah.
Toledo
Yeah. But it kind of. He's like, we're gonna beat this thing. And it kind of went away. And then it. When it kicked back in, it was 10 months.
Brett Vesely
10 months with the prostate thing. And then it went away. And then they made the announcement that they found it in a lot of places. And that's when you're like, oh, it got everywhere. Metastasize. You don't want that word attached to you. But it's, you know, it's part of living. It's not fun. But there goes rhino. So it's a rhino today. I don't know what you like. Everybody's. Most men have a sports starter. This guy in the emails right now, big Steeler fan John says, Jack Lambert dying would depress me for. For days. That's another one. And I got pictures of these dudes in my house, you know. Crazy. Yeah, crazy. Let's get a wake up song for Rhino and all that. All your sports heroes. Phoenix is like, we're. They got a team that's 30 years old now. There's kids there who grew up with heroes. Although the Diamondbacks don't allow heroes to stick around long enough. If you were around in 2001 and you were a little kid, I can't imagine how happy you'd be about Gonzalez and maybe Curt Schilling and definitely Randy Johnson. But Randy Johnson dying would be. You know, that's just a. Oh, he's.
John Holmberg
Been with so many teams. Yeah, lots of people.
Brett Vesely
He's a Diamondback here. Like, he's one of the guys that, you know, Gonzo.
Toledo
And Gonzo's definitely stuck around and been involved in the.
Brett Vesely
He was a Dodger, though. Like, the thing about him was just looking. Him going to the evil empire for that was a tough one. But we don't have. There's. I don't think the Diamondbacks have anybody who's like, wow, that's the guy. You know, they've got people who have, you know, you know, spiked for the team. But is there any identity that's Mr. Diamondback, probably. Closest thing is Gonzalez, and that's just because of that hit in the ninth inning World Series, you know.
Toledo
And the first two guys that were signed.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
Toledo
J. Bell, Matt Williams.
Brett Vesely
Well, those were the first two that got in as actual players. First two were Travis Lee. Yeah. Kareem Garcia.
Toledo
As far as the first players, kind.
Brett Vesely
Of pull there, huh?
John Holmberg
Nice pull.
Brett Vesely
Thank you. But those were the first. Those of the original Diamondbacks.
John Holmberg
No, I know.
Brett Vesely
Travis Lee and Kareem Garcia were. Boom, boom. Traded Kareem Garcia to get Luis Gonzalez a couple years. They didn't. Wasn't gonna work out. So. Yeah. So I don't know who their supermen are.
John Holmberg
It's gotta be Gonzo.
Brett Vesely
Gotta be. Yep. Gonzo or Randy. Those are the two. They're the face still that hang around. You know, they got Matt Williams and Mark Grace run around in the Legends game. You haven't had any sense because they keep getting rid of everybody.
John Holmberg
Young, young Kim.
Brett Vesely
If he lived here, if BK King was still around, tell you right now, he'd be in this room every day. I love BK. Let's get a wake up song. 585-9800. A good one. What about Cardinals? Kurt Warner? Larry Fitzgerald? They've got a carton. They've got guys.
John Holmberg
Lomax.
Brett Vesely
No, I don't know. Like that would.
John Holmberg
Well, Larry Fitzgerald for Larry's the one.
Brett Vesely
Larry's the guy. It's so recent though. I mean that's people's youth and stuff. But I'm wondering if like Jake Plummer. I know past ASU tie too. Yes, that's probably. Yeah, there's some. There's a few that would punch in.
John Holmberg
The guts at the Rising.
Toledo
That's the only one.
Brett Vesely
He was 44 years old and they signed him. Drogba is the only one we know. And I do not want to hear one email from anyone who's a Rising fan. Go. You guys are crazy. What about Martuna Tita? I'm like, no. I don't know if I have to click in their name. I'm not. They're not heroes. No, that's not a guy.
John Holmberg
What about the former Coyotes with a Bidone?
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Don't. Don't. Is the only Coyote that. I mean he was start to finish. He's a Winnipeg Jet. Yeah. I don't know. And then the Suns have a bunch, but I don't know who sticks. I don't know. Now it was Al McCoy, but they did nothing for him. I don't know. That's a good one. The original sons. When Walter Davis died, that was a big thing. The Van Arsdale, Alvin Adams sports heroes. It's weird. It's weird how we have. And Jerry. Jerry is just. You know. Yeah, that's a. That's one that should clobber a bunch. Although he was just the suit.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
What an influence on. I don't think he was any kids hero. I don't know about that. But it definitely is something that makes you go boom.
Toledo
All the young Italian kids.
John Holmberg
That's what I was saying. I don't know what you're talking about over there.
Brett Vesely
Colangelo was the greatest thing that sports had ever seen. USA Basketball. He is the representative of the usa. All right. Wake up song. Five eight, five nine. A good one. And we'll try to get undepressed around me today. Help me out. I need you guys today. Give it to us good and strong. It's 98k up. Wake up. Arizona's most powerful powerful rock radio station.
Brady
You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?
Brett Vesely
P.D.
Brady
Hornburg'S morning sickness. You gotta get up to here and make you laugh until you puke. They might make you come undone. Make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to welcome you to this morning's show with John, Brett and Brady and Big Dick Toledo. They call us homs but we are not. We're bios. They speak on controversy. Who's bobbing? Johnny Snob. They think Dua Lipa's great for the faint of heart. They're not. Homer's morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Makes them laugh. Makes em cry. In all seriousness and fun. Make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to introduce our main host. They say he looks like Squidward with that big huge nose. But that's a pre. They own the mornings airing over 20 years like a blue pill. They're still going. Brady comes in shorts to report the news. He knows. But you can't eat at Porkopolis because it quotes Homeward's morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Make you laugh until you spew. Wipe you off when they are done. Make your cock rise with the sun. Homework's morning sickness. You gotta tune in and listen. Tap that up. Yeah, don't get too in the end. All in good fun. Big rip. Radio's got you son.
Brett Vesely
Doesn't exist. Ah, there you go. Thank you. Miles to nowhere. It is Katie and the Hobbs getting us into August here. Pretty soon July's almost over. How about that? Yeah, we were just reminiscing about. About childhood baseball, how much we knew about other teams. That's why I loved baseball so much. And. And plus here's the other thing. From the age of 8 to 18, now that Ryan Sandberg's gone, it's been reminiscing about it. I didn't have a job until I was 15. I couldn't follow. Like all I did from age of 4 until I was 15 was watch baseball this week in baseball didn't have cable so I didn't even. I just studied it like crazy. I knew all the. You and I are Brett. You're rattling all off every player that played in that time like a bunch of morons. And then you get a job and responsibilities and everything else. Which is why when your childhood heroes die, it's a punch to the guts. That's a big one for me. Rhino. Damn. Wasn't old. And again, it goes back. Goes back to. Yeah, Gary Shandling's old thing is that when you're 65 or 66, the only time anyone will call you young is if you die. You're no longer ever young. You're 66 years old. The only time that you'll still be called young in your 60s is when you die. If you die in your 60s. Oh, he was so young. The only time you're gonna hear it, otherwise, you're just old man old, getting older. I talked a little bit about people who are on the edge there. Remember that J. Foe guy that used to email us all the time and. Yeah, no, take you back in time here to June 9, the email that confused us all. I had mentioned the word Covid. That's all I did. And he goes, you're paid to do this. Covid hasn't existed for years, but you and your staff bring it up. Poor John Holmberg got Covid then. He didn't. I listen because it's the only morning show around. Remember how bipolar his emails were? Like, he'd tell me how awful I was and then how great it is. All the pathetic sponsors you continually praise ruin everything and everyone. Endless commercials, pathetic music. Go back to actual morning show. You all have the talent for it. I'll give you all about 30 minutes to laugh about this. You lost it five years ago. Besides, you'll never be honest on air about any of this. You abide by your contracts, pathetic lives and arrangements. I've been a fan since 2001. There's really nothing else around except Joe Rogan. Keep it up. What? J. Foe has since emailed back. I mean, Mary Said Said, you win. I got toasted because we made fun of that being all over. And then I got weirder. You're everything you're paid to promote. Volbeat. Overall, a very solid van, but my God, let it go. They're not stellar. Keep living off your life in epic, endless backyard talk. I'm amazed this takes a local radio station to keep the homeless hydrated. Gotta appreciate that, though. Though. It's basically like you guys are dicks for giving water to the ho. But you know what? It's a nice gesture. He's emailed back. I truly apologize for everything I've said in the past. I really mean it. I do. That was it. Send me another. This morning of a sunset Or a sunrise, I can't tell which. And him on a bike with the devil horns up says, I also need to apologize that I talked horribly about you and your station and your sponsors. I'm learning everything without medication now. Every morning so far, my choices are my decisions. I do a 10 to 12 mile bike ride and then a hard workout lifting weights, which I've been doing for decades. At night. Rock and roll. The justification of the shamed man, Self reflection and ownership. Now redeeming is a happy person. Sincerely, Jay Fo. How about that? I don't even see the picture of the sunset. Brady pupped up. See, it's a beautiful sunrise. I think it's a sunrise. He's riding his bike on the trail. It's gorgeous.
John Holmberg
Is it a blue pillow?
Brett Vesely
It. Did he steal my pivot? Is that my bike? It's blue. It's a diamondback. It's a diamond. Yeah. Yeah. How about that? So he's all right now. JFO's okay.
Toledo
Sounds grounded.
Brett Vesely
He said, well, that scares me more because. Yeah, that's. That means that things are.
Toledo
Keep going. J Fo.
Brett Vesely
Thanks, J Fo. Stay on it. Yeah, he got off his meds and now look at him feeling good about himself. I mean, I'm still scared to death that he's gonna snap, but you know, what are you gonna do it? It's. Yeah, but it's good. He's off his meds, he's riding his bike, he's exercising, he's taking priority for his, his own decisions. Good for you, man. Remember yesterday we talked about that guy who got in his bike wreck and had an outer body experience and we brought him back to life and stuff and I mentioned in that little talk my, my feelings about, you know, near death almost went to heaven. I think it's geographic. I personally believe that you pull up stuff that around. You already learned it. Yeah, it's whatever you were raised. It's. Yeah, it's, it's, it's a nurture, not nature. It's not innate in you to go to that place where we would all have that same exact experience. It's where you grew up. People in the Far east have Far Eastern near death experiences. People in India have, you know, polytheistic and that kind of thing, Hindu experiences. In India, when they have a near death experience, their descriptions are vastly different than the Western world and the Catholic and Christian and, you know, Jesus, God that you start seeing all that stuff. Everybody has a different year.
Toledo
I have seen a trend on some of them, though.
Brett Vesely
The light The.
Toledo
Not only the light, but a lot of times where they're spending. They're looking down on the. They can see himself. That seems to be a.
Brett Vesely
That's how I dream. Like some people dream that way. I think that's a fairly.
Toledo
But I think that's what's fascinating about it that. I mean the point that you're saying it's different from all over it really. There's some that. That isn't different from all over that cycle.
Brett Vesely
There's always going to be variances. But there's. I've seen a few of them where it's just black and you're hearing people say, you're done, you're dead.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
And a few people are like, I just didn't see anything. And I knew I was gone. And I'm floating around in nothing. And they're like, there was nothing. That's Tony Soprano and you're not seeing anything. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. It just goes black and it's over. Got another one from. So half of our audience has had near death experiences, says John. This is weird. This is a weird one. If it's real, it's very weird. Sure. John, I heard you talk about near death experiences and as an atheist at the time, I can tell you what happened during mine. Didn't believe in anything. Very pragmatic belief system. It was all based. I guess this means they're near death. It was all based on Far east beliefs. I didn't know anything about that stuff at the time I experienced anything. But my near death experience was almost exclusively Hindi. I didn't know anything about it. But after I got better, I started to recover and I dug deep. I had meningitis and slipped into a strange place. Technically dead for four minutes. And I remember nothing. Evidently I was in the room for a week. I came out knowing about polytheism and Hinduism. Prior to that, I had never experienced any of that in my life. Changed me completely. Just sharing. I think I was in a different place in time. Carla. Interesting.
Toledo
Wild.
Brett Vesely
You just watched the Love Guru with Mike Myers and you had some ideas in your head or maybe you went to some bazaar with rugs. You've seen it. That is weird, though.
Toledo
I think that's part of, you know, like the brain, the capacity that can. And the stuff that you can retain that never gets tapped. I mean, like there's people that get a head injury and next thing you.
Brett Vesely
Know they're an accent.
Toledo
Yeah. Or they're speaking a different language.
Brett Vesely
I don't know what that triggers, but it's yeah, it's. It's weird. I don't know. I'm. I have a theory about it doesn't mean I'm 100. Right. But that's a weird one right there. I've not heard of that. I've. I've. I got when that I survive show when they did the there and back, or I forget what they called it. Dead and dead and back where everybody had been dead technically for a little bit. And explained there. The one lady lived in an underwater village. Like she had a near death experience. And her thing was that she went in to live with Atlantis. And I'm like, that's a dream. Like you had a. Like this isn't. You were in a state of death and they had a dream. Yeah, you know, that's. That sounds like essentially what it was, but. Oh, there was a God and there was a thing. It's like that. So your body's soothing. You're saying you're in a better like. Well, you're in trauma here on the earth. Your brain's basically like, calm down. What can I show you? Hey, you love the Little Mermaid. Let me put you there for a little bit. And it gave you a leader and a reason to exist. And all of a sudden, and then, and then the man with the trident said, go home, go home. And I started to come back and like, okay, we had a dream and that's, you know, that's all I can explain it. But does that mean that, you know, she knew about some. Maybe there is some sort of underwater village that we all go to. That would be neat. Who knows? But yeah, if you've had a near death experience, by all means, everybody fire them over there. It. Yeah, it can't be explained because not many people die and come back and then whatever their brain did to them at the time is pretty amazing. We'll never know until we know. Yeah, somebody. A bunch of people are saying, yeah, it's amazing. I've always thought this was crazy. Ryan Sandberg and we were talking about his life, life as a baseball player. You make all that money. You do. I mean, you make a ton of money. Baseball is generational wealth for these guys. You think about a rod and like all the. A rod, 25 million a year. First guy to get that. That's nothing compared to what they're getting now. Right? They're pulling in 40 and 50 million. Ichiro signing $800 million contracts. These are ridiculous numbers. And then all of these guys retire and go and leave their families like immediately. Like, I can't take this. Like, within eight. Eight months. Like, I'm just gonna go hang in locker rooms with naked guys in Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania. I'm not doing this. I'm. She's driving me crazy.
John Holmberg
800 million can. 400 your half. That's still good. Yeah, but you're fine. Those dudes not deal with that broad.
Brett Vesely
They still don't want to do it. That's the crazy part. It's like, oh, I got these kids. I don't want to. I don't want to cut her a half a rod's traveling around doing broadcasts. Think of the money on the set with him and Big Poppy and Derek Jeter. The money that's sitting there is, like, anywhere but home. That's what I think. And Derek Jeter's got Hannah Jeter at home. He's even got a commercial. Remember?
Toledo
He got a brand new Jeep.
Brett Vesely
He's got that Jeep. He can't find his house and he's. I'll just drive around for. Comes home in the middle of. Derek Jeter coming home in the middle of the night with no explanation on why he couldn't book a private jet to get from where he. I'll just drive. Where were you?
John Holmberg
He was dropping off gift baskets everywhere he went.
Brett Vesely
No woman's gonna be happy to see you if you pull in at three in the morning going, you're not even gonna believe my day. You get more money than God. You drove yourself home from Florida. Nope. Who is she? The commercial would have been more accurate if Hannah was at the door going, good to see you. You give me your phone. What? Just get. I'm going through your phone, you jackass. Driving through the night. Lost. You liar. Yeah. All the. Randy Johnson. I don't know his home situation. That dude can't go. He never goes home. He's traveling with bands. He's like, anywhere I can be. Not home. Divorced. Is he divorced? These. Baseball. When he got home, probably. He was probably married throughout his entire career. Year and a half years. Year and a half of being retired. Like, I'm out. They all return the one.
Toledo
You know, it's going strong as far as I.
Brett Vesely
Well, J. Bell.
Toledo
Yeah, well, J.
Brett Vesely
Bell's a different beast.
Toledo
He is.
Brett Vesely
I'm not saying all of them, but an awful lot of them can't wait to get out of that house the second they get home. Always remember that Nelson Mandela and Winnie Mandela remained married while he was in prison. He went through the worst things a man can go through for 30 years in jail. Was Freed divorced her a year later. Couldn't live with her. It was the worst thing that ever happened. I can't do this. Free me again. Too tight, baby. You know where I was. Come on, now. This dude had a perspective of life that was like, I can tolerate anything. Nothing will ever get me down. Eight months later, he's like, get the papers. I can't take this bitch anymore. And he left. They broke up. John Holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's Morning Sickness. He couldn't deal with it. No, you don't realize you're worse than prison. And that's when you have a lifestyle that has to drastically change. It's not women's fault. It's probably the dudes. They come home like, all right, I'm here all the time. They probably get fed up with them. Those guys can't wait to get back on the road. Back in the ballpark, when Ryan Sandberg took that iron pigs job in someplace outside of Philadelphia, and he coached that team for a little while, and they weren't even good. He wasn't even a good coach. Like, I thought he'd be better than he was. It's amazing how fast those guys will leave the riches of. And he living in the Biltmore. I got a house up north, all that other stuff. Can't wait to get back down there and just be part of this again. Get out of the house. I tell you, that's not me. I retire. I'm slipping into oblivion. Gonna be totally happy. Not. I'm not coming. Hanging around a radio. Can you imagine? Like, you retire, and then you go, like, what Dave Pratt had to do because he's broke when he had to go up and work in show low. He never talks about that, but he had to go up and work in show low because he needed to be on the radio. This is pathetic. You can't possibly have that. I retire. I'd be like, you want a little job up here in Sholo? I'm like, you think I want to hang around a small radio station? I was at a big one, and they were ridiculous. Imagine working for some knob in a show low KVSL or whatever. It is good. The voice of the White Mountains.
Toledo
Loved it.
Brett Vesely
I don't know. A lot of guys who do roofing retire and then just go stand and watch dudes roof. Not a thing. It just seems sport, sports, it's like a lifestyle. It's different. And women are starting to feel it. Now they've got the girl sports that they Think are popular and they're not. A guy just went to jail for stalking. Caitlin Clark. Going to jail for two and a half years.
Toledo
Two and a half years.
Brett Vesely
I don't know that it was. I think she just doesn't like people close to her. I don't know that he was. If I was a lawyer, I'd be like, look, you have to understand, she's a WNBA player. They don't play any defense. She's not used to having people close. She assumes it's a stalking situation because even on the court, people leave her alone. Alone. You know, nobody's bumping into her. They try to punch her a lot. She. The stalker was less violent than half those girls in the WNBA have been to her. They keep knocking her around and everything else. She never takes them to jail. This dude just kind of watched in a. You know, kind of kept his eyes on her. He doesn't look altogether normal. He's got a little Charlie.
Toledo
It looks like a little patan.
Brett Vesely
He's got crazy. He's got crazy written up.
Toledo
Yes.
Brett Vesely
And I want to talk to all the stalkers out there for a second. And they're out there. Brett, you know what? Take someone good if you're gonna go to jail for it. Caitlin Clark. I know there's a crooked pot for every crooked lid, but if you're gonna go to jail, stalk Margot Robbie. Yeah. Don't kill her. If you're going for two and a half years, you're gonna sit down for a couple years and get some jerk off sessions in windows and like, to do a good one. Make me understand it. Like, I'm looking at this guy. I'm like, he's nuts, right?
Toledo
It's the meds.
Brett Vesely
Like, I want to. I want to. It's probably the meds, but I'm looking at, like, do the meds make Caitlin Clark somebody. You've got to follow each step of the way. Pick somebody better. Stalkers. I'm not.
Toledo
Is there something like med goggles?
Brett Vesely
Is there. Is there antidepressant? My anti. Depress goggles on. Caitlin Clark got hot. I mean, no, I'm not gonna look. Everybody's. Well, that's terrible. Stalking's a real problem. Look, I ain't stopping it. So I'm just gonna acknowledge it exists and wonder out loud, why the. Pick a good one if you're gonna do it and people are gonna do it, whether I'm, you know, voicing my opinion. Strong. It doesn't matter. They're gonna do it. If you're gonna do it. Margot Robbie's out there. Some local news people that are pretty hot. I think I get on that Holly Bach for a couple minutes. Yeah. But Dua Lipa. Yeah. I mean, I might be top celeb.
Toledo
Though, in the last year. I think the reason that's the only.
Brett Vesely
I think it's financial, to be honest with you. I think stalkers are. It's a financial situation. Very rarely can they follow Dua Lipa because she's all over the world. So if you're going to stalk her, good luck. Yeah, you can stalk Caitlin Clark. She's in Indianapolis a lot, you know, so if you just kind of hit home base, it's easier to do. But picks. I mean, Sophie Cunningham plays for the. The Fever now. There's. There. There you go. Stalk her. People understand that women never stalk, you know, like Tracy Morgan doesn't get stalked. Like nobody. Nobody goofy gets stalked. It's always a handsome person. Brad Pitt's got some weird lady standing outside his house. That makes sense to me. You don't have like John Madden ever got stalked. And that would be the. Because Caitlin Clark to me, very similar as far as stalking, you know, heights.
John Holmberg
Brittany Griner got any stocks?
Brett Vesely
Brittany Griner's got no stalkers. Only when we. No male stalkers. She's pretty happy. But I don't think there's a dude standing in. Brittany Griner.
Toledo
That's the only one that we heard about that. I still don't. I'm not sure the full gist of it or the. The accuracy is Daryl Hammond.
Brett Vesely
Daryl Hammond was nuts.
Toledo
That's what I'm saying.
Brett Vesely
So I don't. He had a guy. Well, he had a guy that was trying to kill him.
Toledo
But the woman that he had to go out.
Brett Vesely
Is that the hooker? Look? No. You're dealing with Daryl Hammond's branch. Yeah, I don't think those. I don't think that's a solid reference point to go to the stock.
Toledo
Quite the story.
Brett Vesely
Well, it mostly was him trying to cut himself wide open, scared of somebody who was stalking him. And he was saying, she loved Bill Clinton. No, that was a guy. That was a dude that was trying to kill him because it was Bill Clinton and the threats were out to kill him, and then he had a lady friend, but they were gonna kill Daryl Hammond for being Bill Clinton on Saturday Night Live. I'm not so sure Daryl didn't imagine all that himself. We've dealt with Daryl Hammond a few times. Not 100% positive. Darrell wasn't hallucinating.
Toledo
That's out the window.
Brett Vesely
I mean, when he was bleeding profusely during his Al Gore days on Saturday Night Live. Because right before going on stage, he would cut himself wide open. And that one scar he showed me on his arm that went from his elbow to his wrist. He said it was about an inch deep. Put the suit on, they gauzed him up, he finished the deal, and they ran him to the hospital. He was bleeding to death on Saturday Night Live. Not sure that's my guy. I'm leaning on normalcy with as far as a stalker standing outside. That was probably somebody. Daryl had already done something to Caitlin Clark. This dude just weird. Brett stalk Brad. He's a good looking guy. Give him some, you know, stand out in his window. And like, Brett, you laugh. You like. If you were at your house, you're just sipping on your. I don't want to probably like a Uzo. I'm not sure what you're doing. You got like a bowl of Uzo. Is that a thing? And you're just going, ah, Medea. There's some broad outside staring in a window, fiddling her bean. Call the police. Why? Let her finish. Salute. Salud. How you doing? We wouldn't be scared unless you had a gun.
John Holmberg
But Caitlin Clark out there with her cans.
Brett Vesely
Come on. I mean, Sydney Sweeney's tough to follow. I don't know where she is. She's Ibiza and stuff like that. You got to keep one local. I had that girl stalking me. And she was pretty. I was impressed. Yeah, you don't want to start bringing Sydney Sweeney into this. But look, every picture, she's in a different beach in a different lake. She's doing something fun, new. Oh, there's a girl hugging her. Whoa. Your hands out. That's it. I would understand. Like, I lost it. And he started. But you know, guys stalking girls, different girls stalking guys. It gets a little scary. Just throw you in jail and you go away. My stalker's the bad one that had to go to jail. Was named Lisa. She showed up and we talked to her for an hour and a half. She was pretty.
Toledo
Still think you should have.
Brett Vesely
Everybody thought that. You should have dinged her. And then as dudes, we're like, what would have happened had you banged that I. Baby reindeer. Baby reindeer, yeah. You were in on it a little bit. You and I. She was too crazy.
Toledo
Yeah. It went beyond.
Brett Vesely
She revealed it real quick that things were strange. Of course, I wasn't gonna bang her anyway. Just some girl shows up at the station. She's already a little Crazy. She just wanted to talk. Then she wanted to get in the car. Cause the kids were in the car. And I was either a shape shifter. Kids that. Our kids were in the car. Oh, that was when it was like all this cute stuff. Oh, I've listened to show, I think it was. And Chuck Hartigue came around the corner. Corner, There's a beautiful young girl that wants to meet you. Like, oh, pants on. Chuck's in there, you know, throwing the vibe at her. You're a gorgeous young thing. Thank you. I just think it's great that you love our show. And he was so nice to him. This is John. He drugged me right to her. Hi, I love the show. And then she looked at me and she goes, did you. You remember me? Like, no, I don't. We talked last night. And I went, huh? Then she said, which one are you? And I'm like, I don't understand what's going on. Brady and I were sitting there chatting with her and she made tons of sense for about 10 minutes. And then when she stopped making sense, it stopped making sense a lot. She was in the room and she said, you're either the shape shifter or you're the real John Holmberg. But I don't know which one. But you're getting in the car with me. The kids are in the car. We're leaving today. I'm like, we're not going anywhere. I don't think she goes, no, we talked about this last night. And then she brought the devil into the mix. That she said one of us was a hallucination and one of us was real. And she thought I was the hallucination. It was time to eliminate me. And that's when Brady's in the room going, this is getting weird.
Toledo
Oh, let's see.
Brett Vesely
What are you talking about? You're. I gotta go, Belle. To read. And then he walked away from me, left you hanging. John's gonna die today. There's nothing we can do about it. So I just remember saying, I think you should go. And she showed up a couple more times. She came up and I think this J. Foe guy that just apologized. Yeah. She came up to me at a thing, said, look, I'm so sorry. I was a mess on mess. I know I made you uncomfortable. And you called the authorities. And I'm like, you need to go. Cuz she was getting scary. She showed up at the radio station throwing rocks at it one night, had to Carter away and. And she looked great. Told me, ready to go to Vegas. I think you're great. I think you're amazing. I'm so sorry I did what I did. And I'm like, okay, that's great. I accept your policy. Now get the f out of here. You got to go. I don't want you around ever again again. I understand that. I understand that. A few seconds later, I see her off in the distance like Glenn Close in the Natural, just standing there. And she just does one of these, and she's got two big dudes with her. And I just shook my head like, nope. And I'm like, I told Mark Randall, call the cops. She's here. She came back to me and she.
John Holmberg
Goes, is that a show or something?
Brett Vesely
Or.
John Holmberg
The second time.
Brett Vesely
This was at Hooters when we did Almost homeless for the holidays. Oh, okay, okay. And she stood at the end of that thing, and then the two guys came over and like, we're supposed to come ask you to get in the car. And I'm like, what? And like, yeah, she wants you to come in the car with her. And I'm like, absolutely not. I said, the cops are on the way. And she came over and she goes, it's time. We're leaving tonight. And I'm like, here we go again. Like, she was so normal.
John Holmberg
So she apologized and then freaked out again.
Brett Vesely
It was. It was. That one was scary.
Toledo
I'm like, you should have gone. That would have been a heck of.
Brett Vesely
A no, man, I love Vegas. So, I mean, I don't want to drive. Meth face.
John Holmberg
I mean, please.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I mean, it would have been fun. The other dudes there got those C blockers in the front seat. It was weird. She made contact. That was when the stalkers got to go. But I mean. And that's pretty low end if you're gonna stalk somebody. Why me? That's dumb. So many possible stalks stalk capable people I'll say are out there. But yeah, like, I get the mark again. Margot Robbie's a tough one. That's financial. So stalkers still have their brains. Like, well, if I'm going to stalk, I need to keep them close because Margot Robbie's all over the place. Dua Lipa's traveling the world. I mean, those people get stalked, but it's in less of a. It's more of a. Their home and the guy finds them. It's not like a day to day thing. Caitlin Clark was wandering around. This dude was. And if he's got money, he's traveling around. He's probably not stalking Caitlyn Clark. Then you pick Sydney Sweeney. Yeah. Cuz she's currently the it thing and Sydney Sweeney's out there showing her cans to everybody. I can understand where a incel or a nut bag starts going. I'm just going to follow around. I live close. And that's why I never understood those people that sell star maps before the Internet that never really had a breakdown of like who are you? Want to know where the stars live? Here you go. Two dollar map. You just go there she is, there's her house. Brad and Brad Pitt when he's with.
Toledo
Set up on the corners.
Brett Vesely
Oh, they're everywhere. It's the beginning of bad News Bears. That's where Amanda world he's selling star maps. Well Buttermaker was doing pools. It's great. It's a great moment because it's so real. But yeah. So if you're gonna stalk stalkers, I'm talking to just you out there. If you're gonna do it, pick somebody. We understand this doesn't make sense. Caitlin Clark names like Taurasi's.
John Holmberg
Got any stalkers?
Brett Vesely
No. Maybe like a guy who doesn't nose surgery. That should be for me. There's a big guy following me around going I'm a rhinoplasty expert. You've got to come into my office. Leave me alone. Nose operator, please. You'd be my greatest client, my greatest victory. Let me add that thing. Thing? Yeah. Dude, plastic surgery guys should be stalking me like crazy.
John Holmberg
I'm going to make some money.
Brett Vesely
I'll give you half off. Just let me. Let me do the before and afters. I can make you magic. I can build a new nose for a noseless person out of half of yours. Yeah, stalking is again. It's not good. But I'm not stopping it. I'm not one of those people that's like don't stalk. You're not talking to stalkers that normally. But don't stalk Caitlin Carpenter. You're embarrassing yourself. Don't stalk the wnba. And again the wnba. Of course they're gonna say if somebody came and tried to follow one of our players around. That's called a fan. In the wnba you go to jail for that. Hey, I love you, Caitlin Clark. Ah, that never happens. Get rid of that guy. They almost threw that guy in jail in Indianapolis. Who was a 20 year reporter for just telling Caitlin Clark. Hey, you're pretty awesome. I hope to get to know you while you're here.
Toledo
This is great.
Brett Vesely
Great. Glad you're here. Gave her the love sign. Guy not allowed to talk.
Toledo
I don't know if he's even working.
Brett Vesely
He's working, but he's never allowed to do a wnb. His punishment was no more WNBA games, which.
John Holmberg
That's a punishment.
Brett Vesely
Well, yeah, once I learned that that's right.
Toledo
He's making more money.
Brett Vesely
Trust me. My next move as a sports reporter for a newspaper or a Internet thing is to tell Caitlyn Clark I love her publicly. So she'd kick me out of there. Might get banned from the wnb. You're not allowed to cover it anymore. Oh, no, not that.
Toledo
Please don't stop.
Brett Vesely
And another thing, you can't even watch the games. Ah, you're taking it away. All away. Stupid. And then, of course, we did talk about Sydney Sweeney. I don't know if you guys saw that. The uptight world. This is the worst it's been. We're getting rid of woke, but occasionally it rears its head up in the worst, stupid way. Sydney Sweeney is now doing American Eagle commercials. Have you seen anything about it?
Toledo
I haven't seen them yet.
Brett Vesely
She's got a couple billboard things where. And she's wearing these jeans. And she looks because Sydney Sweeney, her face is okay. The rest of her is just spectacular. She knows where bread's buttered. She's showing those cans off. She reminds me of that Emily Ratchet Jajkowski one who's just got those cans and that butt that make you kind of look past the fact she looks a little bit like cartoon fish. Sydney Sweet's got these American Eagle ads, and the basic tagline is like, she goes to this thing and she talks. The basic tagline for the ad campaign is, sydney Sweeney has great jeans. J E A N S Tell me, Brady, who do you think hates this? Who's angry at this? Sydney Sweeney has great jeans, and she's laying there in a, you know, denim jacket that's half off. And these. She looks amazing in these jeans. She's supposed to look good. Who do you think is mad and wants this campaign ended? This shocked me.
John Holmberg
Pigs.
Toledo
Mentally challenged.
Brett Vesely
No, no pigs. Well, that goes without saying, that if you're mad at an ad campaign, you're already mentally challenged. The people who are mad about it are mad because they say by saying this woman has great genes, is a white supremacy thing, that whites have better genes than anyone else. You're saying yes to that?
Toledo
No, I'm saying I don't. I go. That makes it just.
John Holmberg
Just.
Brett Vesely
It doesn't make any sense to me. No. At all. That you could take.
Toledo
Of course it is.
Brett Vesely
I. I didn't see that one coming. At all. It's Nazi propaganda. It promotes eugenics because she's white and she's. Because she's pretty and she looks great and somebody said, these are good jeans. Suddenly it's like Hitler saying, there's the master race. Sydney Sweeney's hot as hell to the world right now. Saying that she's hot and she's got good genes and they don't even spell it the same way has made people say, well, this is just. The next stop is Nazi propaganda and genocide. The only genes that are worthwhile are hers. Nobody said that white people can have good genes, genetics. They can. Look, we don't. We're not all genetically flawed. And when they say, oh, my God, Brad Pitt's got good gen, that doesn't mean everyone has to look like him or that if you don't look like him, you're somehow less than. But by the way you are to society, you're not gonna be treated the same.
Toledo
Bert Krasher jokes that he has the Mickey Mantle gene.
Brett Vesely
He's a drunk. Yeah, yeah. But Mickey Mantle has never.
Toledo
He still battle through it. No matter how drunk he gets, he still performs right.
Brett Vesely
You can get bombed and play the game. I feel the same way. I get really drunk and I normalize. It's the. The Argum genes are passed down from parents to offspring, determining traits like hair color, personality, and eye color. The camera pans up to her blue eyes, and she says, my jeans are blue too. Reprehensible ad campaign that promotes eugenics.
John Holmberg
I'd say Halle Berry's got great jeans.
Brett Vesely
It doesn't matter what color they are. You put that girl in jeans, Right?
John Holmberg
You're damn right.
Brett Vesely
You know, who has kind of flawed genes. I can't get enough of Winnie Harlow. She's that person that's either white with a black person trying to break out or a black person with a white person trying to break out. She's got that vitiligo. She's that supermodel. She's got vitiligo. But that body of hers makes you look right past the fact that. There you go, Brad. She is stunning. Body is insane. And there's something about. And especially the way the Vidal eye goes around her mouth. It looks like a money shot. Her body is ridiculous.
Toledo
Yeah, she's pretty.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Gorgeous. I wouldn't say her jeans are the. You know. But if she did a commercial that said, I've got great jeans, people be like, nice. But her body's insane. And she looks like a chocolate vanilla swirl. She. She makes me like she is. If I was to build a master race, I might start with her and be like, this is neat. Talk about a uniqueness. But they're not even spelling. It's a play on words. Are we that lost? Are the people out there that lost? I will say Sydney Sweeney has good genes, but I'd rather she did bra commercials.
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah, Donovan. Sydney Suney has a face.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. And that's the thing. That's how. That's. You know, that's a compliment. Ladies, when your body's so good, we look past your face. Cause we don't even see. See it. That's more of just a commentary on how men think butter face is a real thing. I don't know. That women have butter face. Maybe. Maybe they look past a lot for, like. A lot of the ones are into muscles, you mean?
John Holmberg
Oh, as far as, like, looking at dudes.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Body of a guy, and then they look past his face. I don't know. Maybe there's a few. I assume so. They don't talk about it like that, but I'll be the first to say it, and I don't care if it makes me Hitler or not. Sydney Sweeney has great genes, and I don't discriminate. Shakira has great jeans.
John Holmberg
Oh, man.
Brett Vesely
Winnie Harlow has great jeans. No one. You know who doesn't have good genes at all? The Kardashians. Their jeans suck. They're created. They're manufactured in a lab. No, they got bad genes. I've seen them before, the surgeries. They're trolls. Five foot two inch, little hairy, weird. They just got electrolysis. And you know, surgeries. They look phenomenal. They built the perfect girl in that. Kylie Jenner. She's got better genes than the Kardashian girls because they had that little troll dad and that little troll mom, and they made little troll daughters. Except Chloe, who has chewbacca. She's got OJ's jeans. Let's. No way. Robert. Her. Yeah, Robert Kardashian made Chloe with that woman. No. No way. There is no way. Two of them are five. Two. They're both, like, little hairy, chunky trolls. And then you got that massive one that shows up out of nowhere with two parents who are fi. It's. It's like always sunny in Philadelphia when you got the two kids who have Danny DeVito as the father, and it takes him, like, a year to realize there's no way this guy's our dad. He's 410. They find their real bus party years.
Toledo
Ago where it happened.
Brett Vesely
Oh, wherever it happened, it wasn't with Robert Kardashian. There's no way Kris, what's her name? Jenner. Now, I don't know what she. That she's. There's no way Chloe came from that. They got bad genes. If they did a commercial that says we've got great genes, it would be laughable. Sydney looks natural. Cause she is. She's got good genes. Isn't that eugenics? They said. We thought it was a hallmark of a bold and playful campaign. American Eagle said we didn't realize this was even anything anyone would think. It's a great. It's a great ad campaign. Run with it. You're getting more. First time I've heard American Eagle in a long time without thinking of some 19 year old twink with his shirt off standing out there, making me intimidated to go in to get.
John Holmberg
I didn't know they were still around, to be honest.
Brett Vesely
Well, we don't go to the mall that much. American Eagle is where I just kind of was like, I like their jeans, but I can't go in there anymore because this, this chiseled twink is following me around. His shirt's off. That and the music was so goddamn loud there I realized I was old. And then the day I remember stopping buying American Eagle had to be about 2009 or 10 is when I was grabbing some jeans and I had two of their. I liked their T shirts and I had them draped over my arm and I had one on at the time because I showed up in their gear and the kid standing next to me was like 11 and he had the exact same outfit I had. Huh. I'm like, okay, I gotta stop shopping. I have, I have passed by the American Eagle to where me and a 12 year old are like, you gonna buy that shirt? Like, yeah, I'm probably. Why, no, no, no. You kind of look like an idiot. That's why. You're right, kid. I should probably stop dressing exactly like you. Lesson learned. Still dress like I'm 11. Nothing wrong with that. But yeah.
Toledo
Sydney walking through the saloon doors at the Hollister.
Brett Vesely
Oh, the Hollister. Oh my God, the Hollister. Oh, I had the Hollister shirts going. Going. Kids wearing what I'm wearing didn't care. And my friend Kevin Manion, who was a short guy and he always wore Hollister shirts, and I'd be like, that's cool. Where'd you get that Hollister? I'm like, I'm getting one. And Kevin looked like he was 11. That's why it Always was. All right. And I asked him for size 34s. Oh. They looked at me like, why do you want that? That's for really fat kids. I'm like, no, I'm a grown man. Yeah, I know. Why are you shopping here? I'm like, damn it. We have one interaction, like, sir, what.
Toledo
Are you doing here?
Brett Vesely
Brady would just turn around, get out. They went to me. I'm like, I just want 34s. I'm like, we've got one pair of 34s. And it was pinned on the wall as the Joke jeans. It was like Miller's Outpost.
Toledo
I got two and a half years in jail for going to the halls.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, you shouldn't have been in there. Well, there's no reason. Yeah, there's. Yeah, you should have. That's a dangerous stalker. It's different when they're underage.
Toledo
But I couldn't hear them again.
Brett Vesely
Music's cracked. Too goddamn loud in there. There. Yeah. American Eagle is still a thing. Evidently. Barely, but it is still a thing. And then I got to give it to this guy, too. He's a local. 30 years old, Cameron Robert Stremple was arrested for flashing at an apartment complex. Haven't heard that one for a while. Flashing. Fourth time.
John Holmberg
Yeah, like, overcoat and everything or what?
Brett Vesely
I mean, I don't know how flashy works. Well, this time he got caught tugging it in front of a window where a lady's grown granddaughter was changing. And the grandma caught him outside giving a tug in the bushes, and he said, my friend dared me to do it. You got three strikes against you with the whole flashing your wiener out. He's 30. He's 30. How do you get. Like, can he come back from that? Like, if you were going to hire somebody at your job again, there's levels of like, oh, I see you went to jail for a little bit. Yeah. Some trouble. What for? Well, I used to wander around Flash Pete. Really? You over that? Oh, sure. I'm not trusting that one. He's not coming back. When you've blown it by the age of 30 and you're like, well, got a little trouble. Show my dick to everybody. Went to jail for it once. If you went to jail for flashing, you're not doing it as a joke.
John Holmberg
Oh, we are hiring in our promotions department, by the way.
Brett Vesely
Just, you know, I'll take it. Yeah, and you can flash all your want. If you take the money. They're not going to say a word about it. He's been arrested for the fourth time. If police say he Exposed himself in an apartment complex.
Toledo
Yeah. That's not a dare.
Brett Vesely
No, no.
John Holmberg
Yeah. When was the last time you dared stabbings to go tug in front of somebody's window?
Brett Vesely
Yesterday, even.
Toledo
But even this past don't count all the stuff that you happen in Vegas.
Brett Vesely
None of us rip their dicks out. Yeah, that's something that list. And that's the first time he's been like. He's a sex offender. This first time he's been a. Like in the mid stroke. So that was the next caught. Yeah, well, right. Just. Well, he'd been caught before for the flashing and he had to register as because he was kind of showing wood. And then the next step. It's the gateway to jerking off in windows. But at 30, I don't think you can turn it around. I think that's it. You've established yourself as the first thing we hear from you. It's like you're 60. You're still going to be known as a flasher, but people will be like, wow, life beat him down. If by 30, you've already established that not only are you a flasher, but you. You graduated to jerkin. And you still blaming friends. And by the way, you still have friends. Come on. If I find out Brett thought he.
Toledo
Was a friend, but when he dared me.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, flasher is one thing. If Brady got dared and went down the hall and flashed David Moore and then he ran around and told everybody before the Internet got a hold of him, that's one thing. But if the word cereal is in front of the word flasher, sure, you're done. That's it. You're done. There's no redeeming quality that comes back in your 40s and like, boy, dad's got quite a history. Did you hear about that? And your kids can look you up on the Internet now. There's no. Back in the olden days, you could flash and people would have to go get like, you know, microfiche to find your history. You're not doing that. But right now, all you gotta do is search the name Cameron Robert Stremple. And forever on end, he's going to be known as the Flasher. I don't care what he invents from here on out. Cameron Robert Stremple invents new teleporting device and then you Google it. And the other story is also flash people and spend some time in jail. That's what you're known for. That's it. You're done. So Cameron Robert Strimple. I'm not Going to put you in the category of S heel of the year. But you are. You're. You're a marked man forever, I think.
John Holmberg
Yeah, he did it.
Brett Vesely
Look, I mean, well, the haircut alone. Guilty. He's guilty of that. Well, the one on the left when he was a blonde flasher, and the one on the right when he's jerking off in windows. And again, I don't have friends that flash that I know about.
John Holmberg
I was just gonna say, but if.
Brett Vesely
You get caught doing it. And the next time I see, like, stepping. Next time I see stepping, he's like, hey, I have to let you know I've been wandering around flashing folks down in Tempe for a little bit, and I just got busted for that. And I'm like, oh, Mark, it's been a nice long run you and I have had since fifth grade. It's over. Did you do it? Oh, yeah, I did it. I was showing pubes and everything to anyone that you know. Just flashing. John Holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's morning sickness. And I would ask what you asked. Trench coat. That's my first. Are you doing. Are you doing old school flash like the og? So I don't know if flashing is redeemable. You had your neighbor that was doing it. Bob Ray, Forever known. Your mom doesn't like to talk about it. They never called the police. They should have just stand with his dick pressed up against the window while kids had barbecues and played badminton in the backyard of Brady's house. And there was a naked man pressing ham on the window.
Toledo
Didn't happen again.
Brett Vesely
That you know about, right? Well, people moved out on the neighborhood. Neighborhood people moved away. The Burnhams, you said so your mom.
Toledo
They did. They did move a couple years later.
Brett Vesely
Before that, he was flashing on the other side of the house, away from your place and on the other end. The other window to the other neighbors. And they. And they had admitted that there was a problem with the guy. You said he was a troublemaker. Yeah, he liked to show people his wiener in windows. You lived with a flasher next door. That's fantastic. I like that. But what's your most redeeming quality and memory of that guy?
Toledo
Bob Ray.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. You shouldn't take two seconds. Brady, when he pushed his dick against the glass. That's the thing you remember. You're wearing an Ohio State shirt. I forgot you can blind yourself that there's something else. Like. Yeah, but once you press your dick against the window at a kid's Party.
John Holmberg
You're done.
Brett Vesely
The. Yeah, but. So whatever you did before is over. It's done. Go ahead, Tell you. Dude, we're trying to say something. You're gonna give me some Bob Ray love because he lived next door.
Toledo
He served our country in World War II. Tank commander.
Brett Vesely
And blew it by pressing his dick against the window at your sister's house. Yeah, that's right. And then she wasn't enough. So kids needed to see his ham up against the glass while they played badminton in your backyard. And your mom had to go over, knock on the door and go, do you mind?
Toledo
Knock it.
Brett Vesely
Knock it off. Instead of calling the police, which they should have done.
Toledo
She asked my dad. My dad says, you go handle it.
Brett Vesely
Right. No, go handle it. It's not what you say about a naked guy in a window.
Toledo
Yeah, I mean, take care of it.
Brett Vesely
I mean, but everybody was nice to him after, and that shouldn't have happened. He should have been like, pointed at and said, dude, we're done here. Stand anywhere near my kids, I'm going to end you just getting naked and standing in that window. That ain't right. You're an adult. Have you tried to play tank commander? To top it, it's already ruined. Yeah, that's a fact. I've been on the air for 30 years. Fairly incident free. Smashed my dick up against the window at a, you know, some kids party. That's all I've ever been. That's all this was. All erased. The whole thing. All 30 years erased. You know, Bruce Kelly, Google him, he'll call me again. 30 years, he'll give me a call. 30 years on the radio of doing what he did. What's Google's first story about him? He whipped it out at Disney. That's Toledo's smashing nips up against the window. Keep it together, Brady. Somebody wants to know, what did Bob Ray do at Ohio State? What was his job? I just assumed if your dick's out in front of kids, you must be a Ohio State alum.
Toledo
Bob Ray represented Velvet Ice Cream.
Brett Vesely
I don't know what that means.
Toledo
He went around to the grocery stores.
Brett Vesely
And put ice cream.
Toledo
Velvet Ice Cream was a manufacturer. Got him in the stores.
Brett Vesely
He put them in. He got them shelf space.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
And then went home after a hard day's work shelling ice cream.
Toledo
Cracked open that tube. Cheese, Colby cheese and ice cold peppers.
Brett Vesely
They have a little snack and go, oh, I hear the. The beautiful sound of children playing in the backyard. Should probably go press my dick against a window. Nobody's gonna do Anything about it?
Toledo
Told the streets with a.45 looking for cats.
Brett Vesely
What?
Toledo
He didn't like cats?
Brett Vesely
What the hell kind of neighborhood did you live in?
Toledo
I'm just kidding.
Brett Vesely
Oh, some veteran that's running around killing cats. Wow. Were you kidding or are you just not? He didn't do that.
Toledo
He didn't like cats.
Brett Vesely
Cats. But he didn't try to kill cats.
Toledo
No.
Brett Vesely
Well, it's just got weird. There you go.
Toledo
Not on my shift.
Brett Vesely
What does that mean?
Toledo
No, I've never seen him. He might have.
Brett Vesely
Don't yell at me. This is your crazy story? Didn't like cats? Ate cheese and Pepsi love doll.
Toledo
He had a pug. They had a pug. But he just didn't like cats.
Brett Vesely
This is what you remember about it?
John Holmberg
Where did this come from?
Brett Vesely
Well, because he's trying to deflect the fact that the dude would get naked and smash his dick against a window while kids played in the backyard. Bray didn't like that. Happened next door.
Toledo
Had a belt to discipline the boys. Three brothers.
Brett Vesely
The Ray brothers beat his kids. He stood in the window with his dick up against it. And you guys still never called the cops again.
Toledo
That was my mom's deal. I never saw. Never. I. I didn't know about this until.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Pretty great story. Well, they kept it. Years later, if you want to stay.
Toledo
They did the proper thing. Kept it between themselves.
Brett Vesely
But did they ever tell you, don't go over there?
Toledo
No.
Brett Vesely
Wow. See, that would have been my mom's first move. Dick against the window is an automatic. Can't go by that house anymore. That's Boo Radley's house now. Don't you go over to that Radley house, but dig against a window there. He's probably got some cheese and Pepsi out of the guy. A couple.
Toledo
I think he was trying to get Kathy Burnham's attention.
Brett Vesely
He did. I guess he did. I should have been getting the attention of the district attorney. You should have gotten some attention from a therapist. I know, Brett. It's hard. This is. Look at Brett right now. Brady. That's the face the whole everybody listening is making. Like, how in the world can you not see how horrible that is? Big deal. Good guy gave me a lot of cheese and Pepsi.
Toledo
Common. Happens all the time.
Brett Vesely
No, it doesn't.
John Holmberg
No, it doesn't.
Brett Vesely
But the bubble protector. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of people out there. You start getting. Expose yourself, you're done. That's it. So don't do that again. Today's lesson. If you're gonna stalk somebody, make it Worth every. Make everyone understand. And also, don't. Don't whip your dick out when people don't want to see it.
John Holmberg
Unless you have Pepsi and cheese.
Brett Vesely
Right. Unless you can feed the kids Pepsi and cheese. And you've got access to a lot of ice cream, Brady, probably show me your dick and give me some of that ice cream. I won't say a word. Oh, boy. One of them's into it. What do you got on the big board of musical treats there, Bert?
John Holmberg
Nothing after that.
Brett Vesely
All right, that's a tough. That's a tough one to follow. Wake up.
John Holmberg
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Brett Vesely
Do it.
John Holmberg
Check it out. So actionrideshop.com Josh and the boys are going to take care of you over there.
Brett Vesely
Megan just texted. You're confusing American Eagle with Abercrombie and Fitch. That's where they had the Twink stand outside. Oh.
John Holmberg
With the loud music and everything.
Brett Vesely
Oh, American Eagle's almost always right next to it. That's right. Abercrombie and Fitch is where they had that half naked twink boy. Yeah. At the gate. And sometimes two. Sometimes you'd go by and it was like Cirque du Soleil was about to start happening. Like these half naked young boys were. That was okay to do in 2008.
John Holmberg
For some reason, those you hear his gulp at the front door.
Brett Vesely
Well, I don't know. I didn't get that gulp. Yeah, they were gulping. So Brady stories a lot of the time sounds like an amalgam of memories mixed with a guilty person on a witness stand trying to make something up that makes sense to the the jury and realizing it doesn't. That's very true. The Bob Ray thing should be pretty cut and dry to you. Shouldn't be other memories. That was it. You were dealing with a flasher. I don't understand Flash. What's the fun there? Unless somebody's doing it to you again. Brett would be standing with a sambuca and some lady outside just starts showing her cans. So salute. That's all you'd hear. Oh, look at that. Some looney broad showing her cans. Unless she's disgusting. Oh, my own. Call the police.
John Holmberg
It's one of the few times I'd call the cops.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, if you're good looking and you want to stalk and flash me, great. If you're ugly, you're going to jail.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Hot girl stands outside. I love you like ah. Big fan. What are you gonna do? It's impressive. Other people see it, you'd be happy. Some hog stands outside, starts flashing, question you like 10 cop cars. I'd call all my friends. Take her down now. What do you got on the list?
John Holmberg
Talking about the pills and stuff. Dr. Feel good from Crew ACDC. Have a drink on me for Ryan. Avenge Sevenfold Coming home for Sandberg. Nine Inch Nails, their new one. As alive as you need to be. AC DC Shot down Flames. God is Dead from Sabbath. AC DC Volbeat. Our loved ones dead Memories from Slipknot for you and Ryan Sandberg. Hero from Chad Kroger and Josie Scott.
Brett Vesely
It's a great song. It's from the Spider man sound.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Sweet home Chicago for Ryan Sandberg. And for your stalker, Rem.
Brett Vesely
The one I love, Cameron Robert Strimple. That's one to remember. And now his nickname's going to be Strimple Foreskin for the rest of his life. You can't get away from this. He's done. Move away. Change your name and stop it. You pick one. I'm fine. Sweet home Chicago for Rhino. Oh, I like a little. How about some. How about have a drink on me? No, I don't want to do that. Yeah, we'll do it for Rhino. Sweet home Chicago do. Little Blues brothers. Hasn't happened here ever. Okay. That's the face of it, you know. Nah. Rhino killer. And I've said this for a while and a lot of these guys have confused me because I thought this would be happening more often. But with all of the like the generation of people raised on tv now it's the generation of people who were raised on tv. They're going to start dying one after another. We had mass media in the 70s and 80s take over our lives with cable you know, VHS and you could have these. You could see and do movies anytime you wanted. Multiplexes. There were more famous people than ever before in the 80s and they became legends because it was still tied to the old way. You know, occasionally you'd lose a superstar from way back in the day, but you never saw them unless you went to the movie theater. Then TV showed up and they were in your house every day. Then they were in your house on reruns every day. We're going to start seeing it. The Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson. I mean, think of all the stars.
Toledo
And then does it. Does it drop down? I mean, let we see.
Brett Vesely
Well, now we're broken down with.
Toledo
I'm just talking about like in the next five or 10 years with the way advancement in medicines of prolonging life.
Brett Vesely
I mean, I've already done that, but I mean, yeah, sure, but I mean.
Toledo
You'Re going to look, continue to go that way.
Brett Vesely
The 80s, you'll lose. The whole cast of Cheers will go. Everyone on Friends will go. Seinfeld will all die. Then it starts into the Internet generation where only the thing you paid attention to starts dying. And it's not mass like the whole country goes, oh my God, we were all part of that. You know What? Must see TV when 35 million people watch everybody. Alan Ald is going to die. Meryl Streep's going to die. Goldie Hawn's going to die. Like all these. Bruce Willis going to die. All these people that were. Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to die. Well, this is uplifting, all this. All these people that we were letting. Were part of the. Part of us are not 80. Stallone to Nero Pesci.
John Holmberg
Oh, I wanna be a master.
Brett Vesely
Big Wall, Pacino. I mean, they're all 80. The wave is. It's a tsunami of dead famous people. Good morning this morning. 7:39, head in your direction. Run for cover, people. You won't be able to spin a dead Garfield without hitting a celebrity. Dead coming at you soon. One after another, it's gonna start. Getty Lee is 72 today, right? Yep. Should we play some Rush instead? Good. Yeah, let's do a little Rush. Those guys. The music's gonna start going. The MTV generation, where we got to know musicians a lot differently. They're all gonna start dying. It's crazy. Yeah, you pick one. I'm fine. Whatever. Rush song.
John Holmberg
Tom Sawyer or something.
Brett Vesely
Tom Sawyer's always good. All right. It's. It's tough though. Your heroes start going, that's Rush. We'll do a little Tom Sawyer Forgetti. Is he 72? Is that what it was?
Toledo
72.
Brett Vesely
So he was in his. He was like 29 when Strange Brew came out. Sounds like 83. So he's 30? Yeah. Get out of here. He always looked like he was 90 years old. How old was he when rush got famous?
Toledo
77.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, it was late 70s. That's crazy. I didn't realize how young they were. Man, oh man.
John Holmberg
All right, Working man and stuff. Came out in 74.
Brett Vesely
So he was like 22, 21. Is that right? Is that 19?
John Holmberg
Yeah, came out 74. That was the first thing you heard of them was.
Brett Vesely
How about that? I didn't realize they wrote working men when they were 20. Get out of here with this nonsense. Ah, there you go. Happy birthday, Getty. It's Tom Sawyer. It's 98K upd, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
Brady
You thought that was funny?
Brett Vesely
Morning sickness.
Brady
You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.
Brett Vesely
Radiate.
Brady
What's the hell is wrong with you?
Brett Vesely
There you go. Nickelback getting it done. Still. I'm back. I'm on my train with Nickelback. I'm standing on that one. I'm gonna say it. They're badasses. The King's a butt rock. Make fun of them all you want. That band took a bad rap for no reason. They earned it. Watch that documentary about them. They earned it traveling around in a van all over northern Canada. Please. They are too nice. Though I will say Canadians, by the way. I got an email from a guy who got to play catch with ryan Sandberg in 1986 as a promotional thing. And the Cubs let him on the field. That would be. And he sent me the picture. Him and Ryan autograph. Like, that's pretty outstanding stuff. Stuff. Outrageous. And then we had the conversation also about that shooter in New York. And you know, I brought up the fact that like, antidepressants are everywhere and we have more depressed people than we've ever had. It doesn't add up. So I'm thinking the drugs are basically designed to keep you kind of on. On the edge of things. So you can always be dependent on drugs. This guy emails in, says, a happy belated birthday. John, I agree with you, but not blaming guns and gun rights. I'm a 27 year old man who was on antidepressants for years in high school. School. And it was never the answer. The answer is diet and exercise. I know that's cliche, but you literally are what you eat. Your energy comes straight from the things you put in your mouth. Antidepressants. Antidepressants don't help for the long term. They may help someone get out of a long term depression, but you have to want to get better. It's like a patch. It's not a cure. Keep flaming out, boys. Just kidding. Love the show, Scott. Yeah, I agree, Scott. Doctor. Doctors don't want you to eat healthy. Doctors don't want you to. To, you know, recognize that you can fix a lot of the things that are going on in your life. I want you to go to them, take a couple pills. You can fix a lot. It's time now for Brady to fix all you have. It's called the Brady report. It's brought to you by our friends at all pro shade. I got to get them over to the house. I got a couple spots I came up with just recently. I got that them and your. The floor guys, the diamond guys. Oh. Got a couple ideas there too.
Toledo
Diamond coatings.
Brett Vesely
Az talking to those dudes. Oh, forget it. All pro shade and diamond coatings were with us at the ball game last Wednesday and talking glazing paper. I'm glazing pavers. I'm glazing everything. That place is getting glazed like Peter north came over. And then I'm going to shade it and get some shade out there. I'm thinking about putting some shade. I got a couple of spots, good spots too. And they're going to help me out with this. Build a little thing at this little spot in the backyard where I can chip golf balls. But it's hot. I think I can put a shade over the top of that. Make like a little.
Toledo
That would be pretty amazing.
Brett Vesely
I think I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna call them today. All pro.
Toledo
Talking about your backyard.
Brett Vesely
I don't give it. I don't give a flying. Anybody's mad about that. I earned it. All pro shade. I don't care. Get mad at me for my success. Is not your failure. Yeah, I'm gonna build a little shade structure. I can do it right because these dudes are awesome. I don't tolerate anybody that gets mad at somebody for doing well. I did all right. Not the richest man in the world, but I can afford to do that. So I'm gonna do it.
Toledo
Why wouldn't you?
Brett Vesely
Why wouldn't you? You'd do it if you had stuff for my pitching putt in the backyard. Yeah. Need shade. Adding it. I got all that stuff. Well, nobody's stopping you, jackass. I Don't know who this fake guy is. You created Brady. But I hate him.
Toledo
Well, I think he's over it now.
Brett Vesely
Was J. Yeah. Yeah. He was mad about my backyard. Anyway, all pro shade. You're getting a call from me today. I might even just add shade just to piss people off. Allproche.com. they'll get it done. They'll get it done. Right, Brady? Reporter.
Toledo
Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix.
Brett Vesely
Hello, world. Hi.
Toledo
Happy National Wing Day and National Lasagna Day.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Wings and lasagna heartburn coming your way in three. That's a lot of red sauce.
David Moore
Doing some lasagna.
Brett Vesely
Lasagna today?
John Holmberg
I am now.
Brett Vesely
Are you a homemade lasagna guy? When you don't go homemade, what do you do?
John Holmberg
I don't eat it.
Toledo
You knew that was coming. Is that true?
John Holmberg
Restaurant, Restaurants usually.
Brett Vesely
I'm talking like, do you go and buy the pre wavy noodles you'd never buy?
John Holmberg
No, I make my own.
Brett Vesely
You make your own ravi or lasagna?
John Holmberg
I make my own ravioli at Christmas. I know that stuff from and everything.
Brett Vesely
But lasagna is so good. Good, like. Yeah, when you make it. Yeah. But even when you just buy the bartoli or whatever those things.
Toledo
Sheets.
John Holmberg
I mean, you can, but it's not the same.
Brett Vesely
Frowned upon. It's round upon. If I made that at my house, would you crack into it? I'd give it a shot. I wouldn't eat it.
John Holmberg
I'd have some laughter the next day.
David Moore
But small piece.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, you would like. My mom makes great lasagna. And she cuts the corner just using the store bought noodles. Look.
John Holmberg
It's a pain in the ass. I'm not gonna lie.
Brett Vesely
So good. Yeah. I can't imagine. Imagine making lasagna noodles. How long does that take? A day? Two days?
John Holmberg
Oh, that's not that bad. That's pretty easy. Ravioli's worse.
Brett Vesely
Your house looks like a Chinese laundry. Oh, stuff hanging from. It's not worth it. I'm hungry now.
David Moore
Got that ravioli tray. How many can you do at a time?
John Holmberg
10 at a time.
Brett Vesely
Brett. I would. I will call 2 Dasanti at 5 today. I won't even call him. I'll doordash it if I can't have. If I want lasagna, I don't want it like tomorrow. I don't think that way again, like right now. If I wanted lasagna, I'd order it. I'm gonna start cooking it now. Nine hours later. I mean, I got two meals in between.
David Moore
You're actually close to alessia's. Now you can go up there. They got some good stuff. They got an Italian market right next door.
Brett Vesely
I want to clobber a Stouffer's at lunch. Oh, in front of them.
Toledo
What a slob.
Brett Vesely
A jerk. It's the ata of lasagnas.
John Holmberg
That deli next door.
Brett Vesely
Really good, though.
David Moore
Yeah, it's really good.
Brett Vesely
That sounds good. I'd eat lasagna immediately.
David Moore
I knew he would have found it.
Brett Vesely
I don't really like lasagna. Is a weird one. I don't care who made it or where it comes from. It all. If it looks right, I'm eating it. I've eaten that oven stuff, the Stouffer ones. It's not good. The sauce is bad, but I'll eat it. It's like pizza, except for when people put, like, olives or weird stuff in it.
David Moore
Throw some more cheese on that stove.
Brett Vesely
Keep it basic.
Toledo
Who's got a good frozen one? Is the nobody on Hansen's Meats.
Brett Vesely
Do they?
Toledo
They have. It's.
David Moore
Get the sauce homemade and they freeze it.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, okay, well, that's different. They freeze it after they did the noodles. Yeah, yeah.
John Holmberg
Because you'll make a couple of ladders and then freeze one.
Brett Vesely
Brett, if you break it down like that, they're all homemade. Somebody's out there making those noodles on the line. It isn't like 3D.
John Holmberg
I don't want Jose Gonzalez making mine.
Brett Vesely
What? It's race. Yes.
John Holmberg
Just like when you go to teppanyaki. You don't want Trevor making yours.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, but I. But not in a factory. We have to have the Mexicans in there. I'm just saying it has to come from flour. Initially, it's the same thing.
Toledo
Couple of basic fun facts, you know.
Brett Vesely
That Barelli or whatever, that those noodles are Tolle. Whatever.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Bertoli. Okay. Somebody started those with flour and roll. Rolling pin.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Mama.
Brett Vesely
No, I don't know if there's a mom, but if that's the case, what's the. No, no. Made it.
David Moore
But the Bertoli mama was like, what, 70 years ago?
Brett Vesely
You just don't want it processed through and put in a box. You want it to be straight from you. From mama. Yeah, you like mama to the box, so to speak.
David Moore
But making this.
Toledo
I mean, the difference between the fresh pastas, yeah, sure, big deal.
Brett Vesely
But I'm just saying, if lasagna's in front of you, I. I would. If I broke out of Stouffer's right now and put it in my own pan.
John Holmberg
It's that sauce. You can't that's just.
Brett Vesely
All right. Terrible. Covered up a little ragu.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I'm having a rough enough day as it is. All right.
Brett Vesely
You wouldn't know I'm having a rough enough there. What's your problem, Tony Sirico. Oh, Jesus. It's polly walnuts. It's supposed to be his birthday. Both of us are going through a thing. I got rhino poly walnuts. You know what we should do? Should go some lasagna for lunch in honor of Paulie. Walnuts. All right. Where are we going? Well, just go. I'll go to Safeway and I'll grab one, shove it in the oven for 30 minutes.
Toledo
We'll just mic it.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, we'll nuke it real quick. You'd eat that.
David Moore
But he's got some lasagna prepped and ready for lunch.
Brett Vesely
Your inner Italian could not pass it by and not eat it.
John Holmberg
You may not like it, but you.
Brett Vesely
Know, just on stove for stuff.
John Holmberg
Yeah, you do a little.
Brett Vesely
You would do it just to yell at us. The out. Just to be Pauly. Oh, my own that. Would you have a mouthful of it.
Toledo
A capitanym is a word that changes its meaning based on whether or not it's capitalized. For example, sue. Name versus Sue.
Brett Vesely
Well, the name versus actually suing someone.
Toledo
March versus March.
Brett Vesely
Trump versus Trump. We get the one. You don't have to add the other part.
Toledo
Dick.
Brett Vesely
Hey, it's true. You don't capitalize the mean one.
Toledo
A new poll looked at the age requirements of various things and found that a majority of Americans would raise the driving age age above 16.
Brett Vesely
Oh, we don't want 16 year olds driving anymore.
Toledo
52% of Americans say 35 have to be older than 16 to be allowed to drive.
David Moore
I'm actually for capping it somewhere around 65, 70.
Toledo
There's the other side of the question they asked.
Brett Vesely
I think you have to take a test.
David Moore
Yes. Because get some members of Lisa's family.
Brett Vesely
That, oh, it falls fast. Old people driving, they think they're good and it's. You understand what it is?
David Moore
It's reaction time. Like even just having them at the dinner table.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
David Moore
If they can't catch a falling fork, they're out. You're not stepping on the brakes.
Brett Vesely
That would eliminate a lot of.
David Moore
While you.
Brett Vesely
I can do it.
David Moore
Well, you did it at the wedding.
Brett Vesely
Well, I dropped the fork there. I didn't realize I was going to have to perform oral sex to pick it up. I can. You can still. You're not going to catch every drop. Yeah, that's True.
David Moore
But you have to have the effort, right?
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
David Moore
You react.
Brett Vesely
I'm pretty good at reacting, so I can drop stuff. I pick him up. I had an aspirin this morning, and it fell out of my hand as it was going to my mouth, and right hand grabbed it before it hit the waist. I'm like, I amazed myself. Like, that was pretty good. That's pretty incredible. I'm like, I. That's a good test to drive by. But, yeah, old people think they're fine because their brains.
Toledo
Popular age to cap. It was 80.
David Moore
Oh, that's way too far.
Brett Vesely
I think you start testing about 75.
David Moore
I think lower test at 70.
Brett Vesely
You think?
David Moore
Yeah, because if you're good at 70, you'll pass the test. You'll be all right.
Brett Vesely
70, 75. Somewhere in there, maybe. Okay. I don't know. I'll lead in that one. You got to take, like an annual test.
David Moore
Three members of the least families there. One's. One's almost 70, and the others are in their 70s.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Somebody wants Mama to the Box to be the next big band.
David Moore
Mama's Box.
Brett Vesely
Mama's Box is for sure a band name. Mama Box.
Toledo
Americans are divided over the drinking age. 47% say it's cool as 21. 41 think you should be younger.
Brett Vesely
I've always agreed with the idea that if I can die for my country, I can have a beer. So 18 is a legitimate thing.
John Holmberg
You can die and vote.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, if I can make. Yeah, exactly. I should be able to have a beer. Maybe they should have a thing where from 18 to 21, you're only allowed beer. That's not bad. You know, you got, like a little mark on your.
John Holmberg
The beer and wine.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, beer. Yeah, beer and wine. And then after that, you can start hitting it hard with us adults.
Toledo
Yeah, they used to. I think my sister was the Last one. At 18, you could drink a 3.2%. Is that an Ohio thing or Midwest? But it was definitely Ohio.
David Moore
We didn't have designations of types of.
Brett Vesely
Beer, in my opinion. I know Albuquerque was weird one.
David Moore
You had different beers.
Brett Vesely
Kids just walked around with beers. We had beer. It was. We were the Bad News Bears. Our baseball team had beers in the cooler. John Hol's morning sickness. The 98. KUPD. Hol's Morning Sickness. I was 8. We live in Albuquerque.
John Holmberg
I mean, you got to start drinking early.
Brett Vesely
I'm not kidding. We had our Eastdale Little League and our guy, Brendan D. Connolly, who went pro baseball. He started a massive drug issue in high school because I Don't know if he was a massive drug. He was a. He admitted to having, like, done all of it. We would have a cooler of sodas and another cooler of beers and nobody ever blinked. When one of us kids. I didn't drink it because I didn't like the taste of beer when I was eight. I don't know. A lot of eight year olds that are crushing Olympia kids would have one and nobody said anything. It was great.
Toledo
Usually it's a victory beer.
Brett Vesely
Every game you got a drink.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
You got everybody. One of the teen moms, it was their turn to bring the sodas. So they'd have a cooler, load it up and there's beers in there for the coaches and stuff. But if a kid took one, no one said anything.
Toledo
The world's most premature baby has defied all medical odds to reach his first birthday.
Brett Vesely
Oh, my God. Thriller's got a brother.
Toledo
Nash King Kane was born on July 5th last year in Iowa. He was born 133 days early, 21 weeks gestation. He weighed 10 ounces when he was.
Brett Vesely
Born.
Toledo
And was 24 centimeters long.
David Moore
Is he all there?
Brett Vesely
No.
Toledo
He is. He's still on tubes for oxygen.
Brett Vesely
He probably walks by vitamin C and turns into a herpe.
Toledo
Feeding tubes.
Brett Vesely
Sounds great.
Toledo
He's alive.
Brett Vesely
Well, what a great first year. Is he?
Toledo
And he's in the Guinness World Record.
John Holmberg
He's gonna look like Kenny Loggins at Brady always shows us.
Brett Vesely
No one can see what I'm about to do because it's radio and I'm glad you can't. But like a bug, can't write a.
David Moore
Check for a sound. No way.
Brett Vesely
Maybe I just don't think. I don't know. The doctors would have to give me. Oh, he'll be fine. Like I'd have to hear that immediately. He'll be fine. Are you sure? Oh, yeah. No, I mean, he's. He's in there making it right now. He just can't. If he walks by an orange tree in his life, he's going to collapse and turn into a blister.
John Holmberg
You do put him on a little lamp farm or something. Just.
Brett Vesely
A terrarium. Yeah, he just crawls around in his little ant farm. I don't want to sign cavalier about it, but that's a goof. Start over. I mean, again. Go back to that thing. You were only pregnant for 21 weeks. You weren't even like, attached to the pregnancy yet. It's a tough one, but that thing comes out and it's 10 out. Your baby's 10 ounces. I'm like, did you squish it? Like. No, we're keeping it. I'm like, what are you crazy? It's gonna be nothing but bills.
Toledo
He showed a picture of it when it was first born.
Brett Vesely
It was.
Toledo
Looks fake.
Brett Vesely
Your insurance isn't going to cover that for very long. That kid is just a nightmare. For 10 ounces. That's less than a Coke.
John Holmberg
Oh, man.
Brett Vesely
That's right.
John Holmberg
You put it that way. It's like even.
Toledo
Oh, yeah. The smaller ones I think are eight.
Brett Vesely
Maybe it's about the size of one of those mini Cokes.
Toledo
Yeah, mini Coke.
Brett Vesely
Oops. Doctor Be doing you. Saving you a ton of money. Bill after bill after bill. Is he still alive? Yep.
Toledo
There's an investigation going on for the California Department of Transportation. There's an on duty retirement party that they're having. Evidently involved some alcohol, a stripper and the guy that they're celebrating. Retirement. Retirement. They had a little too much fun. The big issue is they're using taxpayer dollars to celebrate this and it got a little out of hand. Ten employees have already been terminated and they're investigating to see who else was partaking.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, not good.
Toledo
Twelve employees have been put on le.
Brett Vesely
That's a lot.
Toledo
The siren's curse is the newest thrill rock thrill ride at the Cedar Point in Ohio. The Cedar Point amusement park.
Brett Vesely
He paid to say this eight times.
John Holmberg
Camera. Commerce has already jumpered over it and.
Brett Vesely
They thought he stumbled around.
Toledo
The ride is the first so called tilt coaster.
Brett Vesely
We're in the middle of his commercial. Everybody calm down.
Toledo
In the United States, it's featuring a section of track that disconnects from its starting position, turns 90 degrees and attaches to a steep decline in the track. Well, it's stranded riders for the fourth time this month.
Brett Vesely
It's like a train thing when it moves to another track.
Toledo
What's it called?
David Moore
I'm gonna get a video.
Toledo
Sirens curse.
Brett Vesely
It's because you're going to some bush league fun.
Toledo
People got off. No injuries. Grease.
Brett Vesely
Oh. Shots fired. Yep. Bush leaks. Go to Disneyland. That's. That's. That's the only one. It's amazing.
Toledo
As they get off the ride, they get them off. Crank it back up.
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah, they're gonna fire it back up. Those rubes will get back on. They're at discount Disney. We spent 35 to get into discount Disney.
Toledo
Would you get on the coaster?
Brett Vesely
No, after it.
David Moore
You wouldn't. You don't like coaster.
John Holmberg
I don't like coasters, but especially after it's been malfunctioned.
Brett Vesely
I got off of broke and I'm like, you know nobody got hurt, right?
Toledo
No, no, no injuries. Just stranded him.
Brett Vesely
So this is the roller coaster.
Toledo
Nice walkway on the side.
Brett Vesely
You can get off. Yeah, they're still right there. Now it's right here.
David Moore
Man, that's a big drop right there.
Brett Vesely
It is a big drop. So it stops and turns.
David Moore
Oh, this is where it disconnects right here?
Toledo
Guess so.
David Moore
Then post a video on our Facebook.
Brett Vesely
It's very colorful. Fun park. Brady, you're.
Toledo
Oh, it's pretty cool. It's on the lake.
Brett Vesely
It's in Ohio, though. Oh, that is kind of neat. So it disconnects and points you straight down. That's neat. Okay, that's really cool. And it just stops right there. And people cried about it, then release. Yeah, nobody got hurt. Oh, that's pretty awesome. All right. That's good old fashioned fun right there.
David Moore
I take it back. You're set. Second rate.
Brett Vesely
No, Disney should have that. Put it in a good fun part.
Toledo
If you're in the coaster. Cedar Point's a good one.
Brett Vesely
Is it?
Toledo
Yeah, like, I only want to do the foul Raven.
David Moore
Go to Disney. You can only do two a day.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, the one is. Yeah, it's true. But at least I could see Mickey and Goofy and characters I recognize. Got a Huckleberry Hound coming up to me.
David Moore
Barney.
Toledo
What is it? You got Skyline Chili there.
Brett Vesely
Good man.
Toledo
At the Peanuts Gang there at this.
Brett Vesely
Oh, the Peanuts are there. Except for Snoopy. They didn't pay extra for Snoopy. So they've got like Charles the dog. It's Charlie Brown.
John Holmberg
Schroeder.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, they just put a Charlie Brown. Woodstock and Snoopy put ears on Charlie Brown. That's Charles the dog. It's his other dog. They still doing the Peanuts? Because that was Knott's Berry Farm for a while, wasn't it? That they had Peanuts characters. Yeah.
Toledo
And the other one, like Kings island and all the Old Dominion. They were Hannah Barbera.
Brett Vesely
They lost all that though, didn't they? Didn't Disney scoop up all the good ones? Now you've got like Chili Willy wandering around, pissing kids off. What the hell are you? I'm a cold penguin.
David Moore
Is that a Fritz Freeling?
Brett Vesely
I don't know. That was popular years ago.
John Holmberg
You take Snaggle Puss walking down the door.
Brett Vesely
The guy in the suit, you actually hear him say, babe. Yeah. Who are you? Look, kid, if your parents love you, they're taking a Disneyland deal with it. You're getting a picture with Chili Willy. Really? I'm the mauve panther. Mauve panther. That's not a thing. It is too. Put your arm around there taking a picture, you little prick.
David Moore
Know what mauve is?
Brett Vesely
He doesn't. They can't say pink. They're not allowed. I'm the mauve wildcat.
Toledo
We've got a complaint on Pete Puma.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, hi. I'm Scrappy Do.
John Holmberg
Oh, that'd be the worst.
Brett Vesely
I'd kick that one. One. Yeah.
Toledo
We got a dude in Florida named Jason Hughes. He's been arrested after he assaulted a golfer on a golf course because playing too slow.
John Holmberg
Brady heard about the hockey player a.
Toledo
Couple weeks ago, put that guy in the lake. Well, Jason told this guy several times to pick up the pace, and then he lost it when he saw the other man talking to his friend while ahead up on the green, just chatting.
Brett Vesely
Away, killing everybody's day.
Toledo
He approached the guy, attacked him repeatedly, punched him in the face. The player's partner separated them and the attacker and his partner. Partner sped off in their golf cart before the police arrived.
Brett Vesely
We're going 8, 15 max. If they got the governor off.
Toledo
The victim was hospitalized and tried, treated for broken bone beneath his eye socket.
Brett Vesely
Yikes.
David Moore
Good one.
Toledo
Got stitches on his cheek.
Brett Vesely
We landed it.
Toledo
Jason was tracked down a charter with aggravated battery causing bodily harm.
Brett Vesely
By the way, listener Matt Wolf has come up with an absolute great silver lining moment for the premature baby who I've nicknamed Squash.
John Holmberg
Oh, man.
Brett Vesely
Do that. I like my nickname. Sorry, that's just who I am. Deal with it. I'll write you a check too. It says silver lining of the preemie is we need to test that mother who had that 21 week old baby and made it live. And make all other mothers do the same, because then they're not pushing out a bowling ball. The vagina stays intact. 10 ounces, I can poop that. Nothing changes. He makes a great point. Ladies, birthing becomes easier if you can make a 10 ouncer live. Scott Haynes, our smallest living listener, full nine months. Came out six ounces. The guy's barely even 12 ounces now.
David Moore
Is that confirmed?
Brett Vesely
I think he weighs a pound and a half as it is.
Toledo
You mentioned pooping, John.
Brett Vesely
I did.
Toledo
Someone reached out on the Internet talking about squash.
Brett Vesely
Brady brings up poop.
Toledo
I said, what's the most creative way to say you have to poop?
Brett Vesely
Well, I mean, it's not appropriate now. The dropping the Cosby kids off the lake is right.
Toledo
I need to go log out.
Brett Vesely
That was an 80s reference. I think it's just top of mind. But it's not right to do too soon right now to bring that one home. It's also too late. It's too late for the reference. But that's the thing. It was very creative at the time. I remember kids said that, and I'm gonna go drop some Cosby kids off at the lake. And I'm like, that's hilarious. Is it now? Not as much, but still. The Browns. Got the Browns off at the Super Bowl. Yep.
David Moore
That's the one.
Toledo
I have to separate the art from the artist.
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
Toledo
I have to visit the oval office.
Brett Vesely
It's not that funny.
Toledo
Harboring a fugitive.
Brett Vesely
Harboring a few.
Toledo
That was the first day when it happened. Someone said, we can't use that anymore. That phrase.
Brett Vesely
I gotta get Andy Dufrain out of the sewer.
David Moore
Oh.
Toledo
I'm going to knit a brown sweater.
Brett Vesely
Ew. It doesn't even make sense.
David Moore
That's a breed.
Toledo
My food just submitted its resignation letter.
Brett Vesely
All right, everybody who says this looks a little like Brady, and they're at a dinner table with their hand on their belly. Time to go get my food done.
Toledo
Going to have to lose some weight.
Brett Vesely
Submitted a Res Nation letter. Aha. Brady's most clever one I've ever heard was, is there anyone in the ladies room? And then just uses that instead. You were.
David Moore
You were breaching cotton that bad. Ladies room.
Brett Vesely
He ran to the men's room, and there was someone the in. And just I saw his head turn to the door to the right, look back at the rest of Spinatos. He literally looked over his shoulder at Spinato's patrons and then just darted into the ladies room. About four minutes later, he comes out from the table. It was, like, straight into the. Like, the eye line was down the hall, and there was a door. To the right was the ladies room. Door to the left was the men's room. Men's room. Locked. Ladies room. And four minutes later, he comes out and there's a lady standing outside. In her face like somebody hit her.
John Holmberg
Well, something hit her.
Brett Vesely
Oh, it hit her, all right. Jeez. It's the ladies room. Sorry. Sometimes you can't help it.
Toledo
I just clean it up.
Brett Vesely
You got a couple of.
John Holmberg
I figured he'd turn into David Banner right before.
Brett Vesely
You wouldn't like me when I put. Came right back down and grabbed that very same pizza that did it to him. Put another bite in his mouth.
David Moore
We made room.
Brett Vesely
What? I'm like, that's just. You almost died a second ago. It's gone now. Yeah, but I think it poisoned you. Essender Alley Pizza would never do that to me. Gotta go drop those Cosby kids off. Don't say that anymore.
Toledo
Got a couple of pretty videos. First one's a kind of a hot chick fight.
Brett Vesely
Brown's at the super bowl is a solid one. Solid one.
David Moore
They're either they're Cowboys fans or this is just in Dallas because there's Dallas banners all over.
Brett Vesely
Huh? Whole Foods. Oh, they're just fighting out in the parking lot. Wow. Oh, they are kind of.
John Holmberg
Oh, man. Nice.
Brett Vesely
It's a good skirt fight. Oh, she's small.
Toledo
Jabs to the head.
Brett Vesely
Threw her face down. Oh, my God. It's this prom where all these hot girls coming from. Everybody's in a great dress. Look like prom.
David Moore
The girl in the green is throwing people.
Brett Vesely
Girl in the red skirt is hot. And they're in there. They kept their heels on. They're all kind of hot white girls and outstanding outfits. Give him kick one of them in the face. Oh. Then she takes a shot to the melon from a rogue. Girl in a hot skirt.
David Moore
Green girl is not taking anything.
Brett Vesely
Oh, no. I like this. The red one's the good one.
Toledo
Green goblin.
Brett Vesely
What happened? It just starts with a shoe throw and then it is on. I don't want to listen to Sonic the Hedgehog. Second round music from the first game. He's down in the fires in that French pit. Oh, man, this dude. And then they just wail on each other. The girl in the hot red lingerie comes out. She gets thrown to the ground. She's in heels. Keep your stuff together. The other ones have taken their shoes off. The one in red's a professional. That's a great looking group. That would be like, look at this right here.
John Holmberg
Yeah, the green ones.
David Moore
Nice.
Brett Vesely
She kicked her right in the. Well, I was. I thought it was a face that hit her in the shoulder. But the girl in the green, and she's packing some ass. She's got a little weight behind that. This is an outstanding girl fight. A lot of good blows thrown. The outfits are out. Amazing. It's like lingerie football.
Toledo
I think they're in front of a lingerie shop.
Brett Vesely
That must have been a sale. First girl in.
Toledo
Next one's a bike race. Someone said, who ordered the pizza? Because there's a guy stopped in the middle. Looks like a bike delivery.
Brett Vesely
A bunch of dudes riding a peloton. It's a hundreds of bikes. And there's a dude on a bike just with pizza all around him. Oh, no. Oh, they all smashed into the dude with the pizza. What Is happening. Yeah. Tell me that's AI. Nobody would have allowed that.
Toledo
No, I kept. I looked at it a couple of times.
Brett Vesely
Why did they start the race? It was 25ft from the starting line.
John Holmberg
There's no way they would let a race start with some moron.
Brett Vesely
No way. The bikers would keep going. Yeah, they just say, stop. There's a dude in a moped sitting in the middle of the truck. And then hundreds of bikes into his ass. That's AI. This wouldn't have. This wouldn't have happened. It is good. It is good. It's got me.
John Holmberg
But there's no way they would start the race.
Brett Vesely
You can see him from the starting line. Somebody get that guy off the track. A pizza man. Come on. That's ridiculous. Hundreds of bikes mashed into. Somebody said, I was there when this happened. Absolute mayhem. Well, if it did happen.
Toledo
Yeah, it's real, man.
Brett Vesely
All right.
David Moore
Oh, you're gonna love this one, Brad.
Toledo
Yeah, this is for you, Brad.
Brett Vesely
It's a two year old on a fun trapeze thing at one of those kitty fun parks. And she's just hanging on the trape. She swung back and missed the. Missed the landing zone. What a parent. The mat and the starting point. Oh, she slid in. She's in hell. She went into the second dimension. She's in a new world.
David Moore
She's in the upside down.
Brett Vesely
She's in the upside Down. You're never getting her back. She's down there where squash should be.
John Holmberg
No, his mom didn't do anything like.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, well, God, I got another one. She slid between the starting barrier and the mat. She's supposed to be caught on.
Toledo
Yeah, you're right, though. Mom didn't have much reaction.
John Holmberg
No, Mom's just like, got another one at home.
Brett Vesely
Mom's big.
Toledo
Matt's gonna catch her.
Brett Vesely
Well, Mom's perspective is that that little skinny isn't going to slide through anything. And a moment. Mom is like, put some weight on. This had never happened to your mother. Look at me.
Toledo
A little summer vacation.
Brett Vesely
All right.
Toledo
This guy's gonna have a tough time.
Brett Vesely
He jumps off the back of a boat onto another boat. Oh, onto a wave runner. He's thinking he's jumping into water, and he lands directly on a wave runner. He didn't see because he just started to run off the boat. Oh, that's bad. Oof. He's gonna wheel himself into his first day at sophomore more year. Wow, that's a tough one. All right, you good, Brett? You ready? All right, knock it stiff.
John Holmberg
Well, don't forget yesterday was our Monday Friday. So it's not going to be as.
Brett Vesely
Today's just a Tuesday. Yes, yes.
John Holmberg
So we'll just start off with this one.
Brett Vesely
We're in a. Got a dash cam in a cruddy country. Oh, there's just an explosion in a building. Missile. Oh, it was a missile. I didn't see the rocket.
Toledo
It is.
Brett Vesely
Oh, man. Look at the size of that missile. And it takes out a specific building. Do we have sound on that bread?
Toledo
No, that was fourth of July.
Brett Vesely
Oh, my God. That is a monster missile. That thing flies to the sky. Where was that? Ukraine missile.
David Moore
Places.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, places where missiles are. Okay. All right. A guy standing outside, he's gonna fight Kim karns from the 80s. And he whips out a big dong and he he around. Hits her in the face with. It's a porno. And I've never seen anything like. Would be a round. A roundhouse dick. Not a roundhouse kid.
David Moore
They teach you that at t?
Brett Vesely
Black. No, they teach you how to defend it. Open your mouth. You'll. You'll subdue your attacker. He. He has a wiener big enough that he can do a roundhouse spin and hit a girl in the face with.
David Moore
Was a squash.
Brett Vesely
Huh?
David Moore
It's the size of a squash.
Brett Vesely
Squash isn't as big as that guy's penis. No, that. Dude, that was more than 10 ounces.
John Holmberg
That's what I own.
Brett Vesely
That's me. The guy was probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Rolling around with his pants.
David Moore
Bob Ray.
Brett Vesely
That's Brady's neighbor Bob Ray. Oh, he had a tire next to him. The tire fell down, grabbed his shorts, pulled him all the way down, and he's just rolling around on the ground trying to pull his pants back up. That is. That is hard to do. Have a tire pull your pants down. But when you see the video. Makes sense. I don't.
John Holmberg
I don't know about this one.
Brett Vesely
All right. Oh, boy. All right. Some guy's got his penis and chains in a contraption, is smacking him with a paddle on his balls while the lady rubs it. It's hitting him in the nuts. That noise you're hearing is a. Like a principal's paddle in elementary school hitting a guy in a teepee. He's got a piece of tape over everything. Guard. I don't know what that was.
John Holmberg
I don't either.
Brett Vesely
That had no finish. Man. Here we go.
Toledo
How many people are doing that this morning?
Brett Vesely
Oh, at least 10. Say at least 10. All right, here's a lady sitting on A chair with no bottom. And I believe she's about to poop. Yep, that was right. I'm getting used to these. You can see her butthole, which looks broken, by the way. Oh, it smells all right. Oh, God. Oh, here's the picture of the. She's got fissures. The B hole is torn.
Toledo
Is that on a plate?
Brett Vesely
And now they've superimposed. Timeout. What was the last one?
Toledo
Oh, my God.
Brett Vesely
Oh, there's just. They've super. All right. They superimpose mentally challenge people saying smelly things. You know what that's from? This is sad that I know that. That last one.
David Moore
The cauliflower one.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, that's a. They're doing speech therapy for people with head trauma. They made him say cauliflower back way up.
David Moore
How do you know?
Brett Vesely
I watched a whole thing about it on the Internet. I like. It was great. Because it's mentally challenged people trying to say words. That's comedy. And so they, like, say broccoli. And it remind. Because when I was a child, they had a kid who had a tongue sticking out of his mouth about 8 inches. Inches. And the one word that they tried to get him to say to strengthen his tongue before they did the surgery to cut it out was lolly. So for 30 minutes, me and you say lolly all the time. No, I don't say lolly all the time, my friend. All the time. You hear me? I'm the lolly guy around the building. No, the. The. We know now. That all makes sense. But my friend John Stevens and I laughed for 40 minutes because the whole show was on PBS. And this kid with a tongue that was dried up, you know, Chihuahua's tongue stick out and they dry up. Yeah, this kid had that. He was like 10.
Toledo
Like that ugliest dog.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. But they had to. He. And he. Worse. I'd take the dog. This is a squash. But his tongue from the outer and down didn't work. And then he would have to say lolly over and over to strengthen the part of his tongue that they were going to keep. And it was about 10 minutes of him doing this in therapy. And they're like, that's good. And John Stevens and I cried for half an hour because they wouldn't make it stop. So I'm addicted to that. When I see mentally challenged people working on speech. That last guy. And I think they even had the part of it where the lad's like, can you say that again? Cauliflower. Cauliflower. It'll. You'll look. You can't help it now. And it's not even you. Can't help it.
John Holmberg
All right, we'll end with this one. Your finest champagne.
Brett Vesely
Oh, it's got champagne in a woman. Okay. Champagne. There's a champagne glass in her God's gloss. Yeah, that's right in her honey hole. And they're using it as some sort of a fun object. And now she's taking that out. And I believe she's going to make champagne. She sure did. The other one's going to drink it. The other one's going to drink it. Brace yourselves. The other one's going to drink that. What is she putting in it? Was that. And then we get a little. What is that? What does she put in there? It's a tampon, too, to absorb it up. Now she's gonna ring it out right onto her face. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Toledo
Wilson.
Brett Vesely
This isn't real.
Toledo
Is that Tom Hanks from cast?
Brett Vesely
That's right. When he's drinking out of the coconut for the first time. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She drinks it. It's just. Why is the tampon. Oh, my God. And that lady just recently had a C section. What's with the belly? I think she gave birth to squats. Oh, my God, Brett.
John Holmberg
All right, there you go.
Brett Vesely
That ain't normal.
John Holmberg
They walk amongst us.
Toledo
Doors open. Someone's walking down the steps. It's Susan. And all she hears is, why is the tampon?
Brett Vesely
Well, hey, that's a good question. That's a good start to anything. If you've got a tampon that's gone rogue, the first thing most a normal person, like, why is there a tampon? Dot, dot, dot. Doesn't matter what the next words are. But why is there a tampon where it shouldn't be? Is a great question. All right, that's enough. We're done. Woof. That one hurt. That one hurt. There goes your Brady report. We're sorry. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
Brady
You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. Hell is wrong with you?
Brett Vesely
Off we go. I don't know that I want to include this next guy in this particular category because he's already been put away, so he no longer walks amongst us. But I think we have one. Shame. I think we've got one. I'm not shame. This is one of honorable mention already for s. Heel of the year, Frank Caliendo. Nathan Sutherland, Heel of the year award.
David Moore
You say he's already been dealt with?
Brett Vesely
He Just. Yeah, I just found out about him yesterday. Sinner comes before you. He's been indicted, and he will be going to jail for a couple years. I'm not sure how long, but they've already got him, so he's not walking amongst us. But it's still something that has confused me to no end on how in the world this happens. A guy's name says Corey Beckham. He's 41 years old. He was indicted back in October, but now he's been sentenced. He. He worked at, like, sober living homes and. And. And not necessarily for just sober living people, but older people who. Who had, you know, nobody taking care of them and things. Also, there's, like, these halfway houses of health almost. I don't even understand what it is, to be honest with you. But he was selling them to other people who would then take their Medicaid and Medicare. So he would pretend they were leaving, I guess, and then he would sell them to another guy who was running unlicensed homes so their checks would go to them. Yeah. So somewhere along, somewhere out there, lives people who are absolutely in and, like, they're in need beyond belief, whether they're required, like, and he wasn't taking care of them, go, and I'm out taking care of him. He was hired in the original, like, a licensed place. And then he'd realize, let's say Brett's in there and he's got all these things going wrong in his life, and nobody's there for him, and checks come to the place. And then you're like, oh, okay, let's go directly to this guy. I'm just gonna sell his ass to a guy I know who will put him in his house. They won't take care of him, but the checks will start going to that dude. And so he would sell them. Like, I don't know how you find people. I guess my brain works too well to sit back and say, oh, these vulnerable people have nobody around them. I wonder if anybody buy them off me. No one here is going to notice. And there's a market for it because they've trained. Yeah, it is sort of. But you. But you. It's Medicare.
Toledo
The house on the. When I lived on 11th Avenue Avenue and Glendale, there's on the. On my block, a house two or three over. The lady had six people. She opened up her house, right. And six elderly people lived with her.
Brett Vesely
Possibly licensed, like independent, but very possibly unlicensed. And she's buying these folks off of Cory Beckham.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
And the checks go to her and she hoards all the money. How do you know? Like, if you. Cory Beckham. If you look at his picture, he looks a little like Coolio, but he's looking around going, I should sell some of these, Mother. Right here. Like, how do you even think in your mind to have that conversation with another person and then find them? Where do these people find each other? The Internet. Yes. How do you know? I've got some old dark web. I've got some old crippled drug addicts that need. I'm going to sell one if you're interested. Like, how do you. Or how do you get in the market?
Toledo
So he's almost double dipping in a way, because he's probably getting a. Getting the money.
Brett Vesely
Oh, he's getting the check to sell him.
Toledo
Yeah. And then he'll split the check with the person.
Brett Vesely
I don't know. But he's got. But then what are you at a bar? It's like, yeah, I work at a assisted living place for. It's a sober living house for the. Another dude's like, interested in making some money. I buy some of those people. You want to sell a couple of those, Mother Cory? Yes, I do. I've been thinking about that. Ha. Godamn. It's. This is kismet. We were supposed to meet this karma working its magic. I would understand going in a room. Like, if I worked in an orphanage, I'd be like, I should sell some of these. Like, that makes sense. Because there's a buyer's market. Like, if I was a bad guy. I'm not saying I want to do that. I'm just saying if I was like one of those. That orphanage makes a little bit of sense. Nobody's following. There's women and men who want them. They don't want to go. It's the same thing as illegal immigration. Like, what's the fastest path to this baby? I'm going to buy one. That's why people go over to Russia and China and all that, because it's quicker. Cost more, but it's quicker. I don't understand how you find another person. Like, even if I had it in the worst case scenario, in my mind, I'd be like, if I. If I sold this person or if I, you know, I'm taking their checks. But if I sold them, I could make a lot of money. I just don't know who to talk to. But they exist. And he found other people. Now, the problem I have with Corey Beckham going to jail is who the people buying.
Toledo
Yeah. That he brokered to, basically.
Brett Vesely
I'm not understanding it, Corey. Dylan Beckham, sentenced three and a half years in prison, convicted of patient brokering. The Attorney General's office has been all over this. Evidently it's a prison problem. Says he tried to profit off the suffering of vulnerable Arizonans by selling access to Medicaid patients like they were commodities. And then the Attorney General, Chris May, says that's just not illegal, it's reprehensible. Well, yeah, but who's on the other end? And then they find these people in like deplorable conditions. They just plop them in this house and say, yeah, we moved them over here. It was selling them so their checks would go somewhere else, I guess. Congratulations on being a go getter in the sales market. We should hire them downstairs. Corey should work here. He found clients that would buy Medicaid patients.
John Holmberg
Susan's probably already on the phone with him right now.
Brett Vesely
Susan's gotta be. Talk about a slump buster downstairs for the sales department. Department. Your sales team's having trouble. Get him in a room with Cory Beckham. That dude is amazing. Not saying what he's selling is great, but he sold it multiple times. Our sales staff hits up Doug Hopkins and Learner and Row like they're a cash machine. I mean, it's just unbelievable. This guy's turned into different clients. He's got different people to sell.
John Holmberg
Just kind of go get her. We're looking for.
Brett Vesely
This is exactly what we need in radio sales. We just hired that new girl downstairs. Jessica, right?
Toledo
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
She seems nice and all, but she's not pushing bodies from one guy to the other.
David Moore
You don't know yet.
Brett Vesely
We need some. It's true. We need some. Don't laugh at this. We need some of those black market people out there. No, it's not what I meant. Why? Why would you.
Toledo
Why would you even attempt that?
Brett Vesely
Great. I wound. Still, that's what it's called. I can't. The deep dark underground. He's going to be even worse. You know what I mean? Not you, the adults. Adults in the room. When I say that. And I show you the picture of Corey the black market salesman. Stop it. But that's what radio sales and TV sales have been missing the whole time. These black market guys can get anything done. Selling people to other. Like I didn't think anybody in a sober living home who had no family was a good sell. But evidently their four or five hundred dollars a month from Medicaid is great stuff for some other guy.
Toledo
Then they'll turn around and cut a guy, 100 bucks to take care of him, he pockets 400.
Brett Vesely
Okay, fine, I get that there's money in it. How do you take that risk? At the bar sitting next to a guy going he looks like a ripe one. You interested in buying some bodies? I'm like, you're gonna run into the wrong dude eventually.
Toledo
You got a crib, right?
Brett Vesely
Yeah. You know how they got him too? They stung him. Undercover officers started to talk to him a little bit. Hey man, what's going on? You'd have to be selling old people, would you? That's funny you should ask because I just got to today. One word for you in your question. Your query is the word yes, I am selling old people. How'd you know? We're just out of curiosity. I noticed some old people for sale signs in the back of your truck and thought maybe I'd ask. You've come to the right place. What exactly are we looking for? Age, shape, crippity.
David Moore
I've got a four step system, got.
Brett Vesely
A full few of them. People have the crippledy where they have to be pushed about.
John Holmberg
Buy three get one free.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I'll tell you what, right now I'll get you a whole house load of these things if you get the right price. Oh people say. Oh people. Drug addicts, cripple a tires. We met over at a bar and he's got over here is interesting. He sells some elderly folk with some issues. I've been looking for something to invest in. Crypto scares me. I was going to get XRP Ripple but. Black market salesman. You seem to be making a lot of sense. They call it person. Was it per person? Per day payment. Health facility has that per person per day payment. So evidently the government or some sort of agency kicks in every day for this person's case care. And you can swipe it but if you're unlicensed it doesn't go through anything. So you just sell these people and then they still send them their check because their name's on it. So it just goes to them. Then that dude can cash it I guess. What? Don't stop. Don't even read the emails, they're going to pander to you. I was just listening to something. Yeah, I love the club. I love the club. I love. Hey lady, you want to dance? You know I do. What's your name? Oh man, my name is Cory Vaca. How you doing? I'm good. Corey. What you do for a living? I sell old bitches. What do you mean you sell? You a pimp? Kind of. I sell crippled old bitches to people. Take they money. You look like Coolio. People tell me that. People tell me that. I'm DJ Hospice secretizing Hot Spice. You gotta put the ice in hospice. You know what I'm saying? I'm DJ Hospice Spice. Do you know any old people? Don't have anyone love them at all. Cuz I'll sell that car. You crazy. You have no idea. So anyway, I was selling some old people yesterday. I had a pretty big weekend. You want to hit up Vegas? I'm into two things. The prunes and the tunes. You know what I'm saying? Follow Corey. Got a grandma don't really like much. I do. Let's sell that. I got a number we can call. How do you find people that are gonna do that with you? Hey, girl, is this wheelchair yours? Nope. I'm borrowing it.
Brady
Cory, get it.
Brett Vesely
I haven't eaten for four days. You ain't moving any. Process. I need you to make me some money before you get some corn. I'm hungry now. Corey, you ain't moving, baby. You the old model. I can't even put you on the showroom. You in the back of the lot. You in Ultima.
Toledo
You're in my world.
Brett Vesely
You're in my world now. Look, some teenager going to have to come by and try to buy you. People with money ain't going to buy your old ass. You talk too much. Are you selling us? You know I'm selling you. You got full sale written on your head. You ain't got a mirror. It was back. We couldn't make it out. That's what he did. And he found that. It's a terrible story.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Crooked pot, crooked lid theory. Once again, I have no idea how the world works. I don't.
Toledo
In only three and a half years.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, cuz I guess he was selling them. Other guys are. I don't know what's going on. I don't know how. Three and a half years. They sell old people or cripple people or Dr. Drug addicts. For three and a half years. He must have just started.
Toledo
Be out in a year and a half.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, well, good behavior. He's gonna be out there. I'm gonna start my career as a rapper. I'm gonna just entertain the old people. How y' all doing? I'm not Coolio, but I look like him. It's crazy. I don't get it. But he's out there. So I guess we'll give him honorable mention. Shame. But he's not the Only one in this one. Shame. There's a buyer's market too. But get him and Rad Shame. Get him in radio sales immediately. Wasting our time down there with Ed and Moynihan. Like they can do any of this. It's good stuff. They got flop sweat every day trying to make like, you know, Tasha and the genie.
John Holmberg
Come back, Gertrude, get your old ass back on the street.
Brett Vesely
Gertrude, roll around out there a little bit. Put on a show. Ain't nobody's even looking at you. Why can't I just stay here? You make me money here. You make me money on the house side. How you doing? Oh, there's Florence. You my bottom. Have you seen my crotches? Coolio ain't Coolio, first of all. But it is. I appreciate the compliment. Ain't seen your crutch. I think I sold your crutches. Guys, I'm still in the merch. Everything must go sale. I'm crazy, Corey. And everything must go. Furniture crutches, all of them leaving. You give them three hots in the cot, you can have the Medicaid payments. Hey, man, I'm interested in buying some of your old. Where's that one over there? Oh, that's Arthur. He old crotchety. He ain't gonna say a word. How much you want? Give you $50 for Arthur. Arthur's a $500. I'm sorry. He's. He's one of my top performers.
Toledo
I got five grays.
Brett Vesely
I got five grays for it and a ball. Five grays on a bald. That's $25,000. What do I gotta do with them? What you give them to me, man. Just gotta get him in the house. Just sit them down. Ain't nobody gonna come looking. Nobody loves these old mother.
Toledo
You looking for wipes?
Brett Vesely
I cannot supply the diapers anymore now that them tariffs is kicking my ass. Depends is on you. Thanks, Corey. Cory. Corey Beckham.
John Holmberg
Sell that on Kiss 1230.
Brett Vesely
Oh, my God. Get him in radio sales. So you want to work here, Corey? That's right, Mr. Reaps. I want to work here. Yeah. What did you sell before? Old people. Explain that. I'm looking at you right now. You right, my friend. You right.
Toledo
You got a place to stay?
Brett Vesely
I get a pretty penny for your white headed ass.
John Holmberg
You next on the list.
Brett Vesely
You was up there. Q tip. I'm pushing you. You my floor model, man? Yeah. This guy wants it. How many old people did you sell in a year? 15, 20? That's hard to do once. Susan, I want you to meet our new DEI Hire. This is Corey. He used to sell old people by the hand.
John Holmberg
You're out of here.
Brett Vesely
Quiet on the black market. I know. I never been in that neighborhood. Neighborhood either. We should hire him and fire Moynihan. Moynihan sweats too much. Welcome. It's Corey Beckham's Gray Wolf Lodge. Take a look around. Anything you see, you know. Every man's got his price. No such thing as saying nothing's for sale. Every man's guts. I saw Willy Wonka. Every man has his price And Corey Beckham's Gray Wolf Lodge. And get rid of these old. Start moving them into places nobody even knows. Come on in here. Say hello to the Jello. Because they. Are they available now? A 15 off sale. It's grandma and Grandpa day. Don't worry about another grandkids love enough to visit. Paying attention to these crying old people a long time. But I don't even know what that is. It was sober living. It was old sober live Medicaid and people who. It just damaged human beings. And this guy was selling them. So that's the world we live in that's out there amongst us. And there he is. So evidently, I guess. Stop listening to cool. That's a. That's a problem you have as you age. You thought life was rough and then you end up in one of these places thinking somebody's going to take care of you at your worst moments. And Corey sells you to a house of nothing. There you go. Enjoy your. Enjoy your day. He had friends. Like I don't understand anyone. He had friends. And then there's such things as unlicensed sober living homes. If you're in a neighborhood and suddenly there's a bunch of old bitches in the front yard that weren't there yesterday. Call someone. Rat that out. Yeah. Hello, Police? Yeah, I'm over here in Maryvale and my neighbor Lamont used to just. Just have his Monte Carlo in the front yard. Now that's gone. He got a new car. And it's nice.
Toledo
He got his ss.
Brett Vesely
Brand new SS Hellcat. And it's in the front. And he's got four old that just sit in the backyard all day long. Nobody feeding him nothing. I didn't want to say. I was gonna call him a side. I didn't know what to do. Telling me that your neighbor has a new Hellcat and four old ladies in his backyard? I'm pretty sure I know what's going on here. Is his name Corey Beckham? No, But I've met that cat. All right. I'll move it right over. Terrible. Anyway, I've gone on long enough. I'm just. It's confusing to me and it makes me feel good that I'm this normal, but also makes me feel bad that I'm this naive to the world. But I even think that was a possibility. I didn't think the human brain could do something as abhorrent as that. There it is. Call your grandma today. How about that? If you still have your grandma, grandparents still have your parents, text them at the very least today. Say you've been sold by anyone lately. Anybody come in and like, do you live in a new house no one knows about?
Toledo
Call that relatively home that they're staying at?
Brett Vesely
Go visit them. That way Corey would be like a little less apt to sell them if they've got an occasional pop in, they'd notice that horrible human being. But that's how out there, Brady, that's out there amongst us in this world we live in. Part of God's plan, I guess. That's what they say. Oh, the perfect time to end this. It's we got the hot releases coming up next. This 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
Brady
You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?
Brett Vesely
I got people emails are terrible. You guys are all horrible people making. Oh yeah, old people pimps. Old people Pimps is a great band name too. Anyway, we just got bad news. Terrible news for Brett especially. I mean, this is as bad as my Ryan Sandberg news was yesterday. This news is worse. Just got got word that this Thanksgiving, your hero Robert De Niro will be starring in another cash grab called Focker in Law with Ben Stiller. And I'm out. Now the little Fockers are going to be grown up and getting married and then they have to meet. They have to bring their fiance to meet grandpa and great grandpa and great grandpa. Even though it doesn't make any sense because Greg's name was Focker? You're going to meet the Burns family. So right off the bat, the premise is off.
John Holmberg
Did Sandler write this movie?
Toledo
No.
Brett Vesely
And Focker in Law is no longer the joke that it intended it to be, because Focker was the. Oh my God, your name is gay and it sounded dirty. Now they're switching it with father. It's not even the same joke. It died in the first movie. In the first what? Think about it, Focker in Law. If you use it the way they've been using it is just in law doesn't make any sense. Yeah, but now it's Father in law. Focker in law. Prior to that it was gay. Was the joke. So they're missing the boat on even the the title. Your hero, Robert De Niro is a.
John Holmberg
Lost soul after 2010.
Brett Vesely
Talking about. Brett, I've done some great stuff. Bad Grandpa, Bad Grandpa two, the Intern with Anne Hathaway, a couple other things. That movie I just got done with over on Netflix where I play the same guy twice. Nobody watched it. Very good. I don't know, Brett. I think Focker in Law. I think so. I think you're gonna go, no. Did you not?
John Holmberg
I'm not.
Brett Vesely
Were you not entertained?
John Holmberg
No.
Brett Vesely
At Meet the Parents. Were you not entertained?
John Holmberg
Meet the Parents? Yes.
Brett Vesely
Then Meet the. No, no. Then little Fockers didn't bother. Now Focker in law analyze. That's right. We're gonna. We're gonna mash them together. God, think about it. Think about it.
Toledo
Great.
Brett Vesely
Brett. I don't know what's good anymore.
John Holmberg
Bring Pesci back.
Brett Vesely
You've lost it. You don't know. Trump got to you. This is Trump's fault. When you miss the joke in the title, how good can this be? Then you just look at all these people and just go, man, I don't blame you for doing it, but at least say what this is. You have to admit, when William Macy was in his fourth Jurassic park movie and David Letterman asked him, was like, what are you doing, man? And he goes, taking the money right on the shelf. Phil Hartman's great line when he was on, I think it was Leno, and they had the Jingle all the way movie that was Schwarzenegger. And Jay said, so what's this? What's this all about? And he goes, I don't know, Jay. They should have just called it jingle all the way to the bank. I'm in a movie with Arnold. I was dying.
David Moore
Did you already mention. Mention Blythe Danner in her own spinoff Mother?
Brett Vesely
Are they doing that too? No, she's not a Focker. She's a Burns.
David Moore
Oh, is she okay, right?
Brett Vesely
The joke's not even there. Focker in law is Greg. That's Ben Stiller. They show Robert De Niro in the thing. Like, ahaha. It's not a thing. Yeah, they're off on the joke they started that they buried. Oh, my God. So your hero De Niro. My hero De Niro. Such a funny little hero who came along.
John Holmberg
Robert De Niro because that's all he's doing for. Yeah.
Brett Vesely
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David Moore
Why do I have to buy it today?
Brett Vesely
Cuz I. I've got. It's in the truck right now, right. 20 people want it.
Toledo
Someone's gonna buy it, right?
Brett Vesely
Same with Corey the salesman. It's like you got to get his old.
David Moore
That I understand more.
Brett Vesely
She ain't gonna make it anyway. They've changed the game. Look for yourself. It includes everything. And plus they're the only. The only place in town that includes a 100% money back guarantee. That's awesome. They warranty all the work. They make sure your warranty is still in place. It's the best in the business and they are just crushing the competition on price. That's why they say it. Save thousands, save time, buy online. New ac unit.com Brett, we'll start with you. Musically, what's out today? Not a lot.
John Holmberg
But we'll start off with mgk.
Brett Vesely
Sheen Gun Kelly. Yeah. My least favorite person in the world. Why is he getting a reputation being a badass? All he writes are these little Taylor Swift pop pop song and he, he tries to be all like a tough guy. Maybe he's tough, but I don't see it hey, Miss sunshine I took a tab and felt the sky It's a good life and then it's bad but that's all right on the bright side we all sit and sympathize so in the meantime Running a marathon while he sings. What's with the breezing? Roll the windows, roll up, let's make a song Just like he's Sugar Ray now.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Remember when he was banging Megan Fox? What's wrong? Wow. All right.
John Holmberg
Good Charlotte's out with something new. I didn't know they were still around, but this is rejects.
Brett Vesely
This claymation video is kind of neat now. It's just that they shouldn't show that guy on tv. What's wrong with the bass player? Didn't we just listen to this? Machine Gun Kelly. The same song. What's that? Good Charlotte. He's got a famous wife. Famous wife?
John Holmberg
I'm not sure.
Toledo
Benji Madness.
John Holmberg
Oh, that's right. Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Lucy's wife. Cameron Diaz.
David Moore
There you go.
Brett Vesely
This is horribly boring. When did the 90s come back?
John Holmberg
I don't know. Well, Fitz just went and him and his Mrs. Fitz went to see the Chemical. My Chemical Bromance.
Brett Vesely
Oh, they did? Oh, yeah.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
Black Keys.
John Holmberg
So, you know, it's not picking up anytime soon. This is no rain, no flowers.
Brett Vesely
I don't mind the Black Keys.
John Holmberg
I don't either, but it's still just.
David Moore
You know, really good in concert. Crazy.
Brett Vesely
Oh, this is. This explains. Says John to explain. Explain Machine Gun Kelly. It's soy Boy. Cucks like Toledo that think he's a badass. I didn't know that.
Toledo
Talk about them all the time.
David Moore
I do.
Brett Vesely
I don't even realize the way I say lolly. All right, that's boring, too. I feel like I'm working at the Zone again.
John Holmberg
How about Amari?
Brett Vesely
Who that?
John Holmberg
I don't know.
Brett Vesely
That's Amaray.
John Holmberg
Yeah, that too.
Brett Vesely
That's somebody waxing an ass. We gotta. Is this one of those AI videos again?
Toledo
Sure enough.
Brett Vesely
Smo mra. Nope. She's singing and she has got a car waxer and she's buffing an ass in front of a Confederate flag. I know. That's why I pulled this up.
John Holmberg
I'm like, this is ridiculous.
Brett Vesely
What is this?
David Moore
What else is on the Confederate flag?
Toledo
A naked girl.
Brett Vesely
I got a tight it. She might have the most spectacular body I've ever seen.
John Holmberg
It's like stripper.
David Moore
Which one's which? Okay, that's her.
Brett Vesely
The singer doesn't. The girl dancing around is the One getting her ass buffed. And it's pretty solid. Now she's doing the anteater dance from.
David Moore
Can't Hardly Wait.
Brett Vesely
Oh, my God.
Toledo
That's a training facility.
Brett Vesely
Whatever's going on.
Toledo
And they got the tires there.
Brett Vesely
It looks like Al Qaeda's training center. Yeah.
John Holmberg
Does KRO do that out on the parking lot when he's not waxing?
Brett Vesely
Well, here's a dude with the most amazing body. That's that guy that tried to sell his sperm for $250,000. Russell. Look at the body on this dude. Wow. Two Russells. There's a little boy Russell too. That's one of his sperms. That wasn't even a kid. Take that 10 ounce baby from the Brady Report. Take that squash. Yeah, squash. You're doomed.
David Moore
How did you find this?
John Holmberg
It just came up.
Brett Vesely
And this is sexy and homoerotic at the same time. When I saw the.
John Holmberg
The buffing of the ass, I'm like, all right, well, we're playing that regardless if it's good or not.
Brett Vesely
I don't know what's going on here, but that girl's working the car wash. Whoa.
David Moore
A little more ample than I noticed first.
Brett Vesely
Wow. Well done, Brett.
John Holmberg
All right, there you go.
Brett Vesely
Amaray A M A R A E. Yeah.
John Holmberg
And SMO is the name of the song.
Toledo
What's that stand for?
John Holmberg
I'm not even here to try smoking Smother.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, that's right. Smother. Mushroom, onion.
John Holmberg
And then somebody sent this one in. Going to our AI songs. This is Big Booty Latinas.
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah, but it's country. The best music in the world right now is AI Big Booty Latinas.
David Moore
Those booties just leave me speechless Clapping.
Brett Vesely
Those cheeks while they're making tortillas God bless Big Booty Latinas Shaking those hips.
John Holmberg
For a margarita with the coochie that.
Brett Vesely
Grips like some anesthesia looking boy Bonita Lord, I love Big Booty Latinas Everyone loves Big Booty Latinas.
David Moore
How is Morgan Wallen just not using.
Brett Vesely
AI to write all this? I think he is, cuz they're not that clever. So easy. Country music. Everyone loves Big Booty Latinas Throwing it back just to get a visa all right, AI for the win once again.
John Holmberg
And then there was one more AI that came up. I don't know if we should play this one.
David Moore
Oh, why?
Brett Vesely
It's too big to put in my ass. You put that. You put. Let's see.
John Holmberg
Did we play? No, that was the mouse that was.
Brett Vesely
Too big for my mouth.
John Holmberg
This is the sequel.
Brett Vesely
I guess this is Rota Hard. Hardcock.
Toledo
Close.
Brady
Yeah, you're my kind of man.
Brett Vesely
Got a body so fine Sus Records. Yeah.
Brady
Got me making big plans.
Brett Vesely
She's very pretty.
Brady
AI lady, when you start talk out that back door play.
Brett Vesely
Here we go.
Brady
I got to stop you hun Cuz I'm scared to say it's too big to put in my ass.
Brett Vesely
Just leave it right there. I think that's. I think you get it. All right.
John Holmberg
That'll bring us to N word or F word. The game that is always sweeping the nation.
Brett Vesely
Why am I listening to anybody? Real AI is killing it. I would listen to AI country music. It's finally like, appealing. All right.
John Holmberg
And this is Raekwon Bear Hill. And this is actually a new release, too. Just came out 11 days ago.
Brett Vesely
Brady Win last week. Yeah. Okay. Go ahead.
Toledo
New one. I'll go in.
Brett Vesely
You know, Raekwon, his works are often vulgar.
Toledo
Spinning.
Brett Vesely
I'm spinning some raekwon at Kirby's party.
Toledo
Angry N word.
Brett Vesely
Angry N word from Raekwon. I was second, so I'll say F word today.
David Moore
Well, friendly. Friendliest of N words.
Brett Vesely
Friendly N word. Here we go. Drop it in the seven.
Toledo
Caught him at the light years heaven.
Brett Vesely
90 carat face. That's my bread, chef. Criminals have to eat balance sheet. Hell, every can't flex. All right, that was a. That's an angry one.
Toledo
I don't think so.
Brett Vesely
Did not pull up the lyrics.
David Moore
Lumping them all in.
Brett Vesely
All right, hang on.
John Holmberg
Here's the lyrics.
Brett Vesely
I'm pretty sure I was intimidated.
David Moore
Yeah, he was lumping them them all in. I think his as his buddies. Every one of them.
Brett Vesely
I don't think it was friends. What's it say, Brett? I can't see that chief.
John Holmberg
Hell any. Every can't flex with me.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, it's me.
John Holmberg
Jaws filled with starkill.
Brett Vesely
He's into. That's friendly. That's saying step up. That's a. That was an intimidating. That's an intimidating use of the word.
John Holmberg
White guys trying to figure this out.
Brett Vesely
That's because we're trying to become progressive. Yes. You can't hate if you understand.
John Holmberg
Is that what you're going with?
Brett Vesely
God, that was pretty. That was nice.
David Moore
That was dripping.
Brett Vesely
Thank you.
Toledo
Good one, chief.
Brett Vesely
Thanks, buddy. You got chiefed.
David Moore
Man, I'd be insulted by that.
Brett Vesely
Anyway. All right, Toledo.
David Moore
What do you got for games? I have two today. Grounded two. It was so good. They brought it back. You knew about Grounded 1. Now it's Grounded 2.
Brett Vesely
It's Grounded.
David Moore
It's basically like a bug's Life.
Brett Vesely
Oh, life of bug video games.
David Moore
But you are a real person somehow in this.
Brett Vesely
Oh, you've shrunk down and you live with bugs. Turning offspring part of it. Are you just accidentally playing Offspring right now or is that part of this? Yep. No. No, it was part of it. No kidding. It doesn' Meters of AI Song. No.
David Moore
Take them down with a drop of water.
Brett Vesely
Weird.
David Moore
It is weird. So that's Grounded two. That's out today on all platforms. Tales of the Shire. You'll like this one because it's a Lord of the Rings game.
Brett Vesely
David Moore come running through this thing and start telling everybody bad news.
Toledo
I'll be jumping on beds in no time.
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah, the end of that. Horrible cutesy. These. Oh, look at. Yeah, they got hobbit feet and everything. Forage friendships. Masturbate behind the rock. Oh, we're all out for a second.
Toledo
Where as I heard the flute going into this.
John Holmberg
Since I heard the flute, I'm out cooking.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. You know what? I think I'm back out on that. I think when I hear flutes, I'm no longer interested.
John Holmberg
I'm out.
David Moore
This debuted on Hulu on Sunday and also Disney plus Hurricane Katrina. The race against time. It's another documentary about Hurricane.
Brett Vesely
20Th anniversary of Hurricane Katrina in a week.
David Moore
That's why I think it's out.
Brett Vesely
Not amazing. The calmness before SAR is deafening. That's crazy. As Hurricane Katrina was approaching, we knew this was going be to to be a catastrophe. His hair still hasn't recovered. That guy. All right.
John Holmberg
Katrina guy from The Melvins.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. 20th anniversary. I can't believe that. Feels so recent to me.
John Holmberg
It's like 10 years old.
Brett Vesely
20 years old. Yeah.
David Moore
Behind the scenes series about the WWE debuts tonight.
Brett Vesely
I believe it's Hard Knocks of the wwe.
David Moore
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
But my legs work. My spine is not hurt. Cody Rhodes not hurt. And I don't have a concussion. So those are my prerequisites for not complaining. For people that think that.
John Holmberg
Just a bunch of guys pretending to fight. When you see the behind the scenes.
Brett Vesely
I don't know how you can't fall in love with the business. They're the most amazing athletes. It's going to be kind of thick. Oh, my goodness. Took a whip. This was the biggest of the year. I'm like freaking out. And then as soon as my music plays. I'm Rhea Ripley for the first time ever. Going to be. That'll be fun. Wow. Behind the scenes at WWE. That's amazing. Wow.
Toledo
One person probably missing.
Brett Vesely
Hulk Hogan McMahon. It could be. Yeah. Two the I didn't think of Hogan. My casino hostess in Vegas said, do you want to come up for Smackdown or Raw? I don't know which ones come or WrestleMania, because that's going be to be at Allegiant. And I'm like, that might be a really fun weekend. Especially because the AR will be empty. All those wrestling fans can't afford that. They'd be. They'll be at the Excalibur and the Cortez.
David Moore
Also on Netflix. John, you might be interested in this one. Conversations with a Killer. The Son of SAM tapes 77, the real ones.
Brett Vesely
We park the car in Love his lane. We're talking same thing. All of a sudden, we were shot. People just think I was a bad man, totally out of contact with reality. But I've always had a wild imagination. The Son of Sam Keller was a dangerous wild card.
David Moore
How many did he get?
Brett Vesely
I don't remember the number, but the city was in a frenzy. In this neighborhood, young people in pairs are getting shot. People have not gone out of their house. He was called the Lovers Lame Killer at first and the.44 caliber killer. They weren't crazy letters. The letters were to spur the police on. He's taunting the police. He's taunting all of New York. Try to catch me if you can. Son of Sam. Berkowitz says. I guess the press is waiting with their cameras. Can you comb my hair? He's going to serve a life sentence in jail. He's worried about his hair.
John Holmberg
How long did he go? It was a whole summer, right?
Brett Vesely
It was a long time. Yeah. Great line, though. When the cops open the door and he just looks at him and goes, what you do? Took you so long? Like, he was so cool. You know what the. This sounds terrible, but I don't care. The old days of when a guy would go nuts and we'd know, we remember his name, that guy. John Wayne Gacy. Jeffrey Dahmer Ridgeway. The only. The only silver lining to all these crazy people doing stuff today is you can't become infamous from it anymore. Yeah, that dude yesterday. We'll know his name for a day or two in New York. No one knows the name of the guy who shot at Trump in Pennsylvania.
David Moore
Nope.
Brett Vesely
You know John Hinckley tried to kill Reagan. You have no idea who that guy.
David Moore
Is who hit Mark David Chapman?
Brett Vesely
Mark David Chapman. We know. Assassins. We know. But there's so many weird, crazy shooting.
Toledo
Stories I don't know about younger generation. I mean, like, like, that's okay.
David Moore
I know what he's saying.
Brett Vesely
Well, that's what I'm saying though. It's like there's nobody's gonna know. This generation isn't gonna remember that. And you can't tell me what his name is right now. And back when Hinckley shot Reagan, the whole world knew. You were 5, you were 100, you knew his name. So he used to become infamous.
David Moore
Set up John.
Brett Vesely
Well, there's a plant. Look, don't, don't live cuck me on this deal right here because there is something to the idea of. In three hours, we knew everything there was to know about the guy who shot up New York yesterday. Guy tried to kill the President.
David Moore
Trump's press secretary let this. Let the photographers in.
Brett Vesely
Not a heap at all. You're saying Trump set up his own shooting? Yeah.
John Holmberg
Oh, here we go.
Toledo
Christ.
Brett Vesely
We don't know anything about that kid.
John Holmberg
Even the Mandalay Bay guy, you don't know his name?
Brett Vesely
What's his name?
John Holmberg
I mean.
David Moore
Yeah, that's a great point.
Brett Vesely
You know people. It used to be, you know, the kids in Columbine, you knew their names.
David Moore
Dylan.
Brett Vesely
Dylan. And I can't even remember now, but there's been so many now you're like, I don't even know this guy. I don't know that one. Well, that's not.
David Moore
You're probably not wrong, but I don't think that.
Brett Vesely
I mean, that was so out. Out of the norm and outrageous when happened. Those kids were going down. That was their goal. We want to be famous. We're going to do it this and you can't do it anymore through that. So it's crazy how I don't know if that's just a product of our oversaturated information or if it is just that we don't care that much anymore.
Toledo
I'd say a lot of it has to do with that.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I guess that's a good part. That might slow people down because you ain't getting famous from that anymore at all. We know the guy who tried to, you know the. The Jody Foster story. We know the depths of why that guy tried to kill Reagan. Became a joke for like 15 years. Oh, he must have been in love with Jody Foster.
John Holmberg
I think the only one that current ones that you remember is Mangioni.
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah, Luigi.
John Holmberg
But that's about it.
Brett Vesely
Other than that, because they made him a hero. Which crazy.
David Moore
Anyway, last one I got is season two of Twisted Metal, the video game made into a live action series starring Anthony Mackie routine.
Brett Vesely
They made a movie out of it. Yeah, I met a drifter we fell in love. We picked up a clown along the way. This might be kind of cool. Twisted metal's a blast.
David Moore
People say season one was all right, but I guess you had to be a fan of the game.
Brett Vesely
I don't even know there was one. I'll need to end every last driver that gets in my way. No pressure or any. Yeah, this might be kind of neat because that game's fun.
David Moore
That was fun game. That's it.
Brett Vesely
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Brady
You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?
Brett Vesely
Time now for Brady to entertain us all. It's the entertainment drill and it is brought to you by our friends@reactdefense.com that is the home of Tactical Black. I hate to use fear to make people do something smart, but yesterday I think we all sat back and watched pictures on television of a guy walking through the streets of Manhattan with an AR15 not hiding it and no one did anything and why they didn't see him in Manhattan. Spatial situational awareness is a massive thing. And it took me a few times through seminars at Tactical Black to recognize. Recognize. Holy smokes. Some of these things I do normally make me the most oblivious idiot on the planet. First, starting with earbuds. I'll never understand walking around making yourself deaf to society. Second, your phone. Not only is it a thousand dollars in most cases in your hand that somebody can swipe and steal, it's got all your information on takes away what you should be looking at, which is your surroundings. It's crazy and I'm guilty of it just as much as as anybody else. They teach you that kind of stuff. They talked about it last night about if a active shooter situation happened, would you know what to do? You go through a couple of their seminars. You go through some of that active shooter training up there at React Defense and you are eyes wide open to just some slight things you didn't think about that they can change your mind. It'll just change your mind. I saw a guy last night on TV from the FBI that said, look, first thing first, run. If you can't run, find something to barricade and and hide behind an actual shelter, not like a door, and they find something. If you're in the situation that you can't do that and you're confronted with A bad guy fight. You have to. You can't just stand there with your arms up and hope he doesn't choose you. Sometimes they don't, but sometimes they do. These are weird situations and there's nothing worse than fear based sales. But there is a thing to think about when you see stuff like that. Lift your head up, start looking around. Be aware. If we're all more aware, a whole lot less of this kind of crap trap's gonna happen. They teach all that, plus some. And they teach you how to fight and you'll get in good shape. Reactdefense.com it's not meant to scare you. It's meant to make you stay smarter and more aware. Becoming a sheepdog is part of that. Stop being a sheep. React. Defense.com it's the home of tactical black Brady. Entertain me.
Toledo
Yahoo just did a rundown and ranked Adam Sandler's films from best to worst.
Brett Vesely
Well, you can 46.
Toledo
Six films.
Brett Vesely
The best ones are going to be the ones he had nothing to do with. Uncut.
Toledo
I don't know. Yeah. So Uncut Gems was third.
John Holmberg
Yeah, that is a good one.
Toledo
Billy Madison number one.
Brett Vesely
It was the one that introduced us to his dopey style of comedy.
Toledo
Happy Gilmore, number two.
Brett Vesely
Beat it into the ground. Calm down, Brady. I can look out the window without losing you.
Toledo
Your reaction to looking out the window.
David Moore
Window.
Brett Vesely
That's why I just scooted my ass up. I thought you were gonna jump.
Toledo
I'm like, what?
Brett Vesely
I just scooted up in the chair a little.
Toledo
Punch Drunk Love 4, Wedding Singer 5.
Brett Vesely
Punch Drunk Love is. He plays a bit of a. If that's the one. If I remember Rain on Me is the one where he's got the serious role. Punch Drunk Love is a little bit more serious.
Toledo
The worst on their list. Number coming.
Brett Vesely
Number 46 down there.
Toledo
It's Jack and Jill.
Brett Vesely
It is the worst. Hateful eights. The next worst.
John Holmberg
Worse than little Nikki.
Brett Vesely
Yes.
John Holmberg
I haven't seen Jack and Joel a lot worse.
Brett Vesely
All right.
Toledo
In the top 20.
Brett Vesely
That one's the one.
Toledo
Grown ups not even in the top 20. I was thinking that's going to be on the bubble. But Happy Gilmore 2, they put at number 11.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. People are loving the cameo.
Toledo
And that is a.
Brett Vesely
Member berries though.
John Holmberg
I saw it just like Maverick. It's.
Brett Vesely
And you know, except.
Toledo
Yeah, but it's Maverick was good.
John Holmberg
I mean it was.
Brett Vesely
But here's the thing though. Top Gun, like aged well.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett Vesely
You can watch Top Gun and still be like, oh, that's fun. Top Gun 2 was member Berries. Plus they actually gave us some new stuff that was fun. You watch Happy Gilmore now? It's not good. It does not age well. It doesn't hold up. It was fun when we were like 20, drunk in college, goofing around. We've got this dope in the golfing world. The first time we were hearing all that crap.
Toledo
And it's loaded. It has like 62 or 63 cameos.
Brett Vesely
Right.
Toledo
You got guys like Jack Nicklaus and Lee Trevino in there and all the top golfers.
Brett Vesely
It's a silly, dopey thing.
Toledo
Tour and live.
Brett Vesely
And again, I think part of it comes from people not wanting to care. They want to go to the movie and just have somebody go, oh, do we like to go? We play. Oh, God, that's fun. I don't have to think at all. I.
Toledo
The plot is kind of dark.
Brett Vesely
Good at the beginning. And not to say it probably doesn't have a laugh or two in it just from absurdity. But as far as a movie goes, that dude writes the worst movies ever. Ever. Nothing worse than Grown up two, if you don't count Sometimes I can. Joe, Grown Up 2 is a complete catastrophe of a movie. I don't know. No, it's the last day of school.
John Holmberg
Where's little Nikki on the list?
Brett Vesely
People are being enrolled in school in.
Toledo
The last day looking. It's got to be low.
John Holmberg
That thing's terrible.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, Little Nick is really bad, but Jack and Joel is worse. Really? I didn't think they could go worse. Trust me. They made a character more annoying than the little Nikki character. Yeah.
Toledo
Water boy. 6:50 first date.
Brett Vesely
7:50 first dates is. Is better than water boy.
Toledo
I agree.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I do too, because he's doing the.
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Can't tolerate it. And then he graduated into this coolest guy in the world thing. Yeah. For a little while. Those grown ups movies where he.
John Holmberg
Well, and then the Longest Yard where he's.
Brett Vesely
He thinks he's a star and. Yeah, I thought of that when I started. I watched the, the preview for Happy Gilmore too, and like, he thinks he's Burt Reynolds. It's cameos and it's just him parading through life with everybody loving him. Cruise. Yeah, it's just he. He thinks that that's his thing. And these stars love him, but it's also a free vacation to wherever they're going.
John Holmberg
Who said that?
Brett Vesely
Nealon said when that movie. When he went to Africa, he goes, I got three weeks in Africa, courtesy of Sandler and Netflix. I'm doing it. And he did.
Toledo
And I wonder if he signs that Netflix deal and almost puts this out on purpose. Like the. And they line up and they still do 150 million dollar five floor film deal.
Brett Vesely
It's terrible stuff, though.
Toledo
The Raiders cut defender Christian Wilkins there, you know, initially came out after he playfully kissed a teammate on the head. And the guy took offense to it and went to hr.
Brett Vesely
There was more to it, too. There was, because when I was in Vegas this weekend, that was a big story. And they were talking about how he showed up. He's injured. Yeah. And he did none of the physical therapy. And he showed up as injured as the season ended. Like, did you do any of it? He was a little over. And I was like, no, didn't do anything. And the guaranteed contract, they just said, all right, we owe you this much. The rest of it, you're done.
Toledo
35.2 million.
Brett Vesely
Crazy.
Toledo
Write the check, get out.
Brett Vesely
Yep. You can go anywhere you want. We don't want you. And it's telling that no one has signed him, I don't think yet. Because that word got out in the league is like, this guy's trouble.
Toledo
There's another popcorn bucket that's gone viral. It's the Galactus Pop popcorn bucket. It's being sold in conjunction with the Fantastic Four Four Steps movie. It's huge.
Brett Vesely
Oh, the bucket is dragging.
Toledo
It holds 341 ounces. It's 20 inches wide, 17 and a half inches high.
Brett Vesely
Sounds like an ass. Rico Blaze would love.
John Holmberg
Oh, kidney.
Toledo
It's. That's. If you fill it with liquid. So it is. And it's sold out immediately. But you can order it.
Brett Vesely
Why would you it with liquid?
Toledo
Well, they said 341 ounces, but you fill it with popcorn.
Brett Vesely
Right.
Toledo
You're not gonna be able to hold it. You put the right.
Brett Vesely
It'll be a little heavy. It's like a kid's pool.
Toledo
So it's sold out, but now they're saying you can order it, but you're not going to get it until December.
Brett Vesely
It's a popcorn bottle.
Toledo
80 bucks.
Brett Vesely
Calm down. Collectors are getting nuts.
Toledo
Yeah. Evidently, Tom, they had him at Comic Con.
Brett Vesely
They've never. Oh, they had it at Com. Comic Con this week.
Toledo
Same price. In a 2007 documentary, the Gallagher boys trash Tom Cruise, saying they hate him, hate his movies.
Brett Vesely
They suck Liam and no Tom.
Toledo
Yeah. Tom went to the concert.
Brett Vesely
He went to their big show even.
Toledo
Though they trashed him in 2007. I was like, all right.
Brett Vesely
Still fun music. Yeah.
Toledo
Just with that smile. And then Cruz maybe ran towards the stage with the best Hollywood run for.
Brett Vesely
A six year old. Yeah, for sure.
Toledo
John Waite and his band were speeding in Kansas. They're on their way to a concert. Yeah, pulled over.
Brett Vesely
They were the only ones speeding to that show.
Toledo
Yeah, evidently the police officer like huge fan.
John Holmberg
Oh, come on.
Toledo
Gave him a warning. It posed for a picture with him on the car.
Brett Vesely
We still made them late. Just write him the ticket.
Toledo
They got there.
Brett Vesely
At times they look terrible. What does he sing?
Toledo
Missing you.
Brett Vesely
Oh, missing you. That's right. I was confused with Tom Waits.
Toledo
Dr. Dre's SSL mixing copy console used on songs by Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, Jay Z and more. Sold for $165,000.
John Holmberg
That seems cheap.
Toledo
There's a picture of it.
Brett Vesely
It's an old fashioned mixing board. Just we got one of these right in front of me.
John Holmberg
That one probably works though.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, that's a good point.
Toledo
That's a new record. Evidently the Wu Tang clan sold their 36 chambers for 69,000 2023.
Brett Vesely
Okay, I'm sure somebody's got to explain that to somebody every time. You know, this, you know, mixing board used to belong to no Wu Tang mother effer. Like I don't. Why? Why would you do that? Anyway? Well, there you go. That's it. It's 10:10. We're in the books. Another Tuesday comes and goes. Larry is waiting in the wings for you. He's got some stuff to give you guys and he will hand it to you directly. All you have to do is listen to Larry because kind to him and maybe he'll give you something right off the bat. We're done. We'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness. Hello, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
John Holmberg
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Brett Vesely
The new location is your East Valley full line bike shop with brands like Pivot Ibis, Santa Cruz and Rocky Mountain Giant Norco. And of course Action Ride Shop has the best wrenches in town to keep that bike on the trail or the road. Plus being so close to the Haas trailhead, they have a huge rental fleet with gravel bikes, mountain bikes and ebikes.
John Holmberg
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Brett Vesely
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: July 29, 2025 Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brett Vesely, Brady, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Introduction
In this episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" on 98 KUPD, the hosts delve into a myriad of topics ranging from the recent passing of a beloved sports figure to pressing societal issues like mental health and public safety. With their characteristic blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and sharp commentary, John Holmberg, Brett Vesely, Brady, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo engage listeners in thought-provoking discussions aimed at both entertaining and challenging their audience.
1. The Passing of Ryan Sandberg
The episode opens with a heartfelt discussion about the death of Ryan Sandberg, a cherished figure in the baseball community.
Brett reminisces about his years as a Cubs fan and the deep connection formed through Sandberg's performances.
The hosts reflect on how losing a sports hero impacts fans on a personal and emotional level, emphasizing the enduring legacy such figures leave behind.
2. Tragedy Exploitation by Radio Executives
A critical segment unfolds where Brett exposes unethical practices within the radio industry.
He highlights how tragedies are manipulated to drive ratings, drawing parallels to past events like Ozzy Osbourne's health struggles being used for promotional gain.
The discussion underscores the moral dilemma faced by media outlets in balancing newsworthiness with ethical reporting.
3. Mental Health and the Antidepressant Debate
The conversation shifts to mental health, focusing on the efficacy and long-term impacts of antidepressants.
Brett argues that while antidepressants may offer short-term relief, they can lead to dependency and hinder the development of coping mechanisms.
The hosts debate the necessity of alternative approaches to mental health care, emphasizing diet, exercise, and therapy as viable solutions.
4. Public Safety and Situational Awareness
A pressing current event is dissected: a man armed with an AR15 wandered into a New York building, unnoticed by the distracted public.
The hosts express concerns over declining situational awareness, attributing it to the pervasive use of smartphones and earbuds.
This segment serves as a cautionary tale about the consequences of digital distractions in everyday life.
5. Stalker Anecdotes and Personal Safety
Brett shares unsettling personal experiences involving stalkers and public exposure.
The hosts discuss the psychological impact of such actions and the appropriate responses, advocating for community vigilance and support.
This discussion highlights the importance of addressing inappropriate and threatening behavior promptly to maintain community safety.
6. Near-Death Experiences and Cultural Perspectives
Exploring the enigmatic realm of near-death experiences, the hosts and listeners share diverse perspectives shaped by cultural backgrounds.
This narrative delves into how cultural and personal beliefs influence the interpretation of such profound experiences.
The exchange emphasizes the subjective nature of near-death experiences and their lasting impact on individuals.
7. AI in Music and Media
A brief but insightful discussion touches on the rise of AI-generated content in music and its broader implications.
The hosts express concerns about the authenticity and emotional depth of AI-created art, questioning its place in creative industries.
This segment serves as a contemplation on the future of creativity and the irreplaceable human element in art.
8. The Dark Side of Vulnerable Populations
An alarming topic emerges as Brett discusses the unethical practice of "selling" vulnerable individuals for financial gain.
The conversation sheds light on systemic abuses in healthcare and the exploitation of those who are most vulnerable.
This exposé calls for increased oversight and protective measures to prevent such human rights violations.
Conclusion
The episode wraps up with the hosts reiterating the importance of awareness, ethical media consumption, and community support. Through personal stories and critical discussions, John Holmberg, Brett Vesely, Brady, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo deliver a compelling narrative that not only entertains but also urges listeners to reflect on societal issues and personal safety.
Notable Quotes
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