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Brett
You thought that was funny.
Big Dick Toledo
Palmberg's morning sickness.
Brett
You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?
Big Dick Toledo
K.D.
Brett
Palmberg'S morning sickness. You gotta get up to here and make you laugh until you puke. They might make you come undone. Make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to welcome you to this morning's show with John, Brett and Brady and big Dick Toledo. They call us Hobbs but we are not worth miles to nowhere. They speak on controversy. Who's Bobby and Johnny Snob? They think Duleepa's great for the faint of heart. They're not. Homer's morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Make some laug. Makes them cry. In all seriousness and fun. Make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to introduce our main host. They say he looks like Squidward with that big huge nose. But that's a prereq. They own the mornings airing over 20 years. Like a blue pill, they're still going. Brady comes in shorts to report the news. He knows. But you can't eat at Porkopolis because it closed. Morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Make you laugh until you spiel. Wipe you off when they are done. Make your cock rise with the sun. Homework's morning sickness. You gotta tune in and listen. Tap that up. Yeah. Don't get screwed in the end. All in good fun. Big red Radio's got you, son.
Big Dick Toledo
Doesn't exist. Ah, there you go. Thank you. Miles to nowhere. It is Katie and the Hobbs getting us into August here. Pretty soon July's almost over. How about that? Yeah, we were just reminiscing about childhood baseball, how much we knew about other teams. That's why I loved baseball so much. And plus, here's the other thing. From the age of 8 to 18, now that Ryan Sandberg's gone, has been reminiscing about it. I didn't have a job until I was 15. I couldn't follow. Like all I did from age of 4 until I was 15 was watch baseball this weekend. Baseball didn't have cable, so I didn't even. I just studied it like crazy. I knew all the. You and I are, Brett. You were rattling off every player that played in that time like a bunch of morons. And then you get a job and responsibilities and everything else. Which is why when you're. When your childhood heroes die, it's a punch to the guts. That's a big one for me. Rhino. Damn. Wasn't old. And again, it goes back. Goes back to. Yeah, Gary Shandling's old thing is that when you're 65 or 66, the only time call you young is if you die. You're no longer ever young. You're 66 years old. The only time that you'll still be called young in your 60s is when you die. If you die in your 60s. Oh, he was so young. The only time you're gonna hear it otherwise you're just old. Way old man old. Getting older. Talked a little bit about people who are on the edge there. Remember that J. FO guy that used to email us all the time and. Yeah, no, Take you back in time here to June 9, the email that confused us. I had mentioned the word Covid. That's all I did. And he goes, you're paid to do this. Covid hasn't existed for years, but you and your staff bring it up. Poor John Holmberg got Covid then. He didn't. I listened because it's the only morning show around. Remember how bipolar his emails were? You tell me how awful I was and then how great it is. All the pathetic sponsors you continually praise ruin everything and everyone. Endless commercials, pathetic music. Go back to actual morning show. You all have the talent for it. Thanks. I'll give you all about 30 minutes to laugh about this. You lost it five years ago. Besides, you'll never be honest on air about any of this. You abide by your contracts, pathetic lives and arrangements. I've been a fan since 2001. There's really nothing else around except Joe Rogan. Keep it up. What? J. Foe has since emailed back. I mean, remember he said, you win. I got toasted because we made fun of that being all over. And then I got weirder. Everything you're paid to promote volbeat. Overall, a very solid van, but my God, let it go. They're not stellar. Keep living off your life in epic, endless backyard talk. I'm amazed this takes a local radio station to keep the homeless hydrated. Gotta appreciate that, though. It's basically like you guys are dicks for giving water to the ho. But you know what? It's a nice gesture. He's emailed back. I truly apologize for everything I've said in the past. I really mean it. I do. That was it. Send me another. This morning of a sunset or a sunrise, I can't tell which. And him on a bike with the devil horns up says, I also need to apologize that I talked horribly about you and your station and your sponsors. I'm learning everything without medication now. Every morning so far, my choices are my decisions. I do a 10 to 12 mile bike ride and then a hard workout lifting weights, which I've been doing for decades. At night, Rock and roll. The justification of the shamed man. Self reflection and ownership. Now redeeming is a happy person. Sincerely, J. Fo. How about that? I don't even see the picture of the sunset. Brady puffed up. See, It's a beautiful sunrise. I think it's a sunrise. He's riding his bike on the trail. It's gorgeous.
John Holmberg
Is it a blue pivot?
Big Dick Toledo
Did he steal my pivot? Is that my bike? It's blue. It's a Diamondback. It's a Diamondback. All right. Yeah. Yeah. How about that? So he's right now J. Fo's okay.
Katie
Sounds grounded.
Big Dick Toledo
He. Well, that scares me more because. Yeah, that's. That means that things are.
Katie
Keep going, J.
Big Dick Toledo
Thanks, J. Stay on it. Yeah. He got off his meds and now look at him feeling good about himself. I mean, I'm still scared to death that he's going to snap, but, you know, what are you going to do? It's. Yeah, but it's good. He's off his meds, he's riding his bike, he's exercising. He's taking priority for his. His own decisions. Good for you, man. Remember yesterday we talked about that guy who got in his bike wreck and had an outer body experience and we brought him back to life and stuff and I mentioned in that little talk my. My feelings about, you know, near Death almost went to heaven. I think it's geographic. I personally believe that you pull up.
Katie
Stuff that around you.
Big Dick Toledo
You already learned it. Yeah, it's whatever you were raised. It's. Yeah, it's, it's. It's nurture. Not. It's not innate in you to go to that place where we would all have that same exact experience. It's where you grew up. People in the Far east have Far Eastern near death experiences. People in India have, you know, polytheistic and that kind of thing, Hindu experiences. In India, when they have a near death experience, their descriptions are vastly different than the Western world and the Catholic and Christian and you know, Jesus, God, that you start seeing all that stuff. Everybody has a different near death experience.
Katie
I have seen a trend on some of them though.
Big Dick Toledo
The light, the.
Katie
Not only the light, but a lot of times where they're suspended, they're looking down on. They can see. So that seems to be a.
Big Dick Toledo
That's how I dream. Like some people dream that way. I think that's a fairly.
Katie
But I think that's what's fascinating about it, that I mean, the point that you're saying it's different from all over, it really. There's something that isn't different from all.
Big Dick Toledo
Over, that there's always going to be variances. But there's. I've seen a few of them where it's just black and you're hearing people say, you're done, you're dead.
Katie
Yeah.
Big Dick Toledo
And a few people are like, I just didn't see anything. And I knew I was gone and I'm floating around in nothingness and they're like, there was nothing. That's Tony Soprano and you're not seeing anything. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. You know. Yeah. It just goes black and it's over. Got another one from. So half of our audience has had near death experiences, says John, this is weird. This is a weird one. If it's real, it's very weird. Sure. John, I heard you talk about near death experiences and as an atheist at the time, I can tell you what happened during mine. Didn't believe in anything. Very pragmatic belief system. It was all based. I guess this means they're near death. It was all based on Far east beliefs. I didn't know anything about that stuff at the time I experienced anything. But my near death experience was almost exclusively Hindi. I didn't know anything about it. But after I got better, I started to recover and I dug deep. I had meningitis and slipped into a strange place. Technically dead for four Minutes and I remember nothing. Evidently I was in the room for a week. I came out knowing about polytheism and Hinduism. Prior to that, I had never experienced any of that in my life. Changed me completely. Just sharing. I think I was in a different place in time. Carla. Interesting. Wild, eh? You just watched the Love Guru with Mike Myers and you had some ideas in your head or maybe you went to some bazaar with rugs. You've seen it. That is weird, though.
Katie
That's part of, you know, like the brain, the capacity that can. The stuff that you can retain that never gets tapped. I mean, like, there's people that get a head injury and next thing you.
Big Dick Toledo
Know, they're an accent. Yeah.
Katie
Or they're speaking a different language.
Big Dick Toledo
I don't know what that triggers, but it's. Yeah, it's. It's weird. I don't know. I'm. I have a theory about it. Doesn't mean I'm 100. Right. But that's a weird one right there. I've not heard of that. I've. I've. I. I got when that I survive show when they did the there and back. Or I forget what they called it. Dead and dead and back where everybody had been dead technically for a little bit. And explained there. The one lady lived in an underwater village. Like she had a near death experience and her thing was that she went in to live with Atlantis. And I'm like, that's a dream. Like you had a. Like this isn't. You were in a state of death and they had a dream. Yeah, you know, that's. That sounds like essentially what it was, but. Oh, there was a God and there was a thing. It's like that your body's soothing. You saying you're in a better. Like. Well, you're in trauma here on the Earth. Your brain's basically like, calm down. What can I show you? Hey, you love the Little Mermaid? Let me put you there for a little bit. And it gave you a leader and a reason to exist. And all of a sudden. And then. And then the man with the trident said, go home, go home. And I started to come back and like, okay, we had a dream. And that's, you know, that's all I can explain it. But does that mean that, you know, she knew about some. Maybe there is some sort of underwater village that we all go to. That would be neat. Who knows? But yeah, if you've had a near death experience, by all means, everybody fire them over. Yeah. It can't be explained because not many people die and Come back and then whatever their brain did to them at the time is pretty amazing. We'll never know until we know. Yes. Somebody. A bunch of people are saying, yeah, it's amazing. I've always thought this was crazy. Ryan Sandberg, and we were talking about his life. Life as a baseball player. You make all that money. You do. I mean, you make a ton of money. Baseball is generational wealth for these guys. You think about a rod and like, all the. A rod. 25 million a year. First guy to get that. That's nothing compared to what they're getting now. Right? They're pulling in 40 and 50 million. Ichiro's signing 800 million dollar contracts. These are ridiculous numbers. And then all of these guys retire and go and leave their families, like, immediately. Like, I can't take this. Like, within eight, eight months. Like, I'm just gonna go hang in locker rooms with naked guys in Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania. I'm not doing this. I'm. She's driving me crazy.
John Holmberg
800 million can. 400. You're half. That's still good. You're fine. Those two do not deal with that broad.
Big Dick Toledo
They still don't want to do it. That's the crazy part. It's like, oh, I got these kids. I don't want to. I don't want to cut her a half. A rod's traveling around doing broadcasts. Think of the money on the set with him and Big Poppy and Derek Jeter. The money that's sitting there is like, anywhere but home. That's what I think. And Derek Jeter's got Hannah Jeter at home. He's even got a commercial. Remember he was a brand new Jeep. He's got that Jeep. He can't find his house and he's. I'll just drive around for. Comes home in the middle of the. Derek Jeter coming home in the middle of the night with no explanation on why he couldn't book a private jet to get from where he. I'll just drive. Where were you?
John Holmberg
He was dropping off gift baskets everywhere he went.
Big Dick Toledo
No woman's gonna be happy to see you if you pull in at three in the morning going, you're not even gonna believe my day. You get more money than God. You drove yourself home from Florida. Nope. Who is she? The commercial would have been more accurate if Hannah was at the door going, good to see you. Give me your phone. What? Just get. I'm going through your phone, you jackass. Driving through the night lost, you liar. Yeah, Randy Johnson. I don't know his home situation. That dude can't go. He never goes home. He's traveling with bands. He's like, anywhere I can be. Not home. Divorced. Is he divorced? These baseball. When he got home, probably. He was probably married throughout his entire career. Year and a half years. Year and a half of being retired. Like, I'm out. They all return.
Katie
You know, it's going strong as far as I.
Big Dick Toledo
Well, J. Bell.
Katie
Yeah, well, J.
Big Dick Toledo
Bell's a different beast.
Katie
He is.
Big Dick Toledo
I'm not saying all of them, but an awful lot of them can't wait to get out of that house the second they get home. Always remember that Nelson Mandela and Winnie Mandela remained married while he was in prison. He went through the worst things a man can go through for 30 years in jail. Was freed, divorced her a year later, couldn't live with her. It was the worst thing that ever happened. I can't do this. Free me again. Too tight, baby. You know where I was. Come on, now. This dude had a perspective of life that was like, I can tolerate anything. Nothing will ever get me down. Eight months later, he's like, get the papers. I can't take this bitch anymore. And he left. They broke up. John holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 upd. It's john holberg here, and it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of my home group and doughhopkins.com. if I told you I had an idea for a project and said to you, in order to finish the project, We've got about 10 steps to go through, and seven or eight of them are time consuming and could ruin the entire thing. Doug Hopkins, he offers you cash for your home as is right now, and that process is over. He doesn't change that price. You get $5,000 guaranteed. Your house is sold. Start the process online right now@doug hopkins.com or grab that phone and sing Hopkins 1 8. Holmberg's Morning Sickness. He couldn't deal with it. No. You don't realize you're worse than prison. And that's when you have a lifestyle that has to drastically change. It's not women's fault. It's probably the dudes. They come home like, all right, I'm here all the time. They probably get fed up with them. Those guys can't wait to get back on the road. Back in the ballpark, when Ryan Sandberg took that iron pigs job in some place outside of Philadelphia and he coached that team for a little while, they weren't even good. He wasn't even a good coach like I thought he'd be better than he was. It's amazing how fast those guys will leave. The riches of any living in the Biltmore. I got a house up north, all that other stuff. Can't wait to get back down there and just be part of this again. Get out of the house. I tell you, that's not me. I retire, I'm slipping into oblivion. Gonna be totally happy. Not. I'm not coming. Hanging around a radio. Can you imagine, like, you retire, and then you go, like, what Dave Pratt had to do because he's broke when he had to go up and work in show low. He never talks about that, but he had to go up and work in show low because he needed to be on the radio. This is pathetic. You can't possibly have that. I retire. Be like, you want a little job up here in Sholo? I'm like, you think I want to hang around a small radio station? I was at a big one, and they were ridiculous. Imagine working for some knob at a show low. KVSL or whatever. It is good. The voice of the White Mountains.
Katie
I loved it.
Big Dick Toledo
I don't know. A lot of guys who do roofing retire and then just go stand and watch dudes roof. Not a thing. It just seems sports. It's like a lifestyle. It's different. And women are starting to feel it now. They've got the girl sports that they think are popular, and they're not. A guy just went to jail for stalking Caitlin Clark. Going to jail for two and a half years.
Katie
Two and a half years.
Big Dick Toledo
I don't know that it was. I think she just doesn't like people close to her. I don't know that he was. If I was a lawyer, I'd be like, look, you have to understand, she's a WNBA player. They don't play any defense. She's not used to having people close. She assumes it's a stalking situation. Cause even on the court, people leave her alone. You know, nobody bumping into her. They try to punch her a lot. She. This stalker was less violent than half those girls in the WNBA have been to her. They keep knocking her around and everything else. She never takes them to jail. This dude just kind of watched in a. You know, kind of kept his eyes on her. He doesn't look altogether normal. He's got a little Charlie.
Katie
It looks like a little Patek.
Big Dick Toledo
He's got crazy. He's got crazy written on him. Yes. And I want to talk to all the stalkers out there for a second. And they're out there Brett, you know what? Take someone good if you're gonna go to jail for it. Caitlin Clark. I know there's a crooked pot for every crooked lid, but if you're gonna go to jail, stalk Margot Robbie. Yeah, don't kill her. If you're going for two and a half years, you're gonna sit down for a couple years and get some jerk off sessions in windows and like to do a good one. Make me understand it. Like I'm looking at this guy. I'm like, he's nuts, right?
Katie
It's the meds.
Big Dick Toledo
Like I wanna. I wanna. It's probably the meds, but I'm looking at like, do the meds make Caitlin Clark somebody you've got to follow each step of the way. Pick somebody better. Stalkers. I'm not.
Katie
Is there something like med goggles?
Big Dick Toledo
Is there. Is there antidepressant? Might be my anti depress goggles on. Caitlin Clark got hot. I mean, no, I'm not gonna look. Everybody's. That's terrible. Stalking's a real problem. Look, I ain't stopping it, so I'm just gonna acknowledge it exists and wonder out loud, why the pick a good one if you're gonna do it and people are gonna do it. Whether I'm, you know, voicing my opinion. Strong. It doesn't matter. They're gonna do it if you're gonna do it. Margot Robbie's out there. Yeah. Some local news people that are pretty hot. I think I get on that Holly Bach for a couple minutes. Yeah. But Dua Lipa. Yeah. I mean I might be top celeb.
Katie
Though in the last year. I think the reason that's the only.
Big Dick Toledo
I think it's financial, to be honest with you. I think stalkers are. It's a financial situation. Very rarely can they follow Dua Lipa because she's all over the world. So if you're going to stalk her, good luck. Yeah, you can stalk Caitlin Clark. She's in Indianapolis a lot, you know, so if you just kind of hit home base, it's easier to do. But picks. I mean, Sophie Cunningham plays for the A Fever now. There's there. There you go. Stalk her. People understand that women never stalk, you know, like Tracy Morgan doesn't get stalked. Like nobody. Nobody goofy gets stalked. It's always a handsome person. Brad Pitt's got some weird lady standing outside his house. That makes sense to me. You don't have like John Madden ever got stalked. And that would be the. Because Caitlin Clark to me, very similar as far as stalking, you know, Heights.
John Holmberg
Brittany Griner. Got any stocks?
Big Dick Toledo
Grinder's got no stalkers.
Katie
Only when we.
Big Dick Toledo
No male stalkers. She's pretty happy. But I don't think there's a dude standing in Brittany Griner.
Katie
That's the only one that we heard about that. I still don't. I'm not sure the full gist of it or the. The accuracy is Daryl Hammond.
Big Dick Toledo
Daryl Hammond was nuts.
Katie
That's what I'm saying.
Big Dick Toledo
He had a guy. Well, he had a guy that was trying to kill him.
Katie
But the woman that he had to go out.
Big Dick Toledo
Is that the hooker? Look, no, you're dealing with Daryl Hammond's brain. Yeah, I don't think those. I don't think that's a solid reference point to go to the stalker.
Katie
Quite the story.
Big Dick Toledo
Well, it mostly was him trying to cut himself wide open, scared of somebody who was stalking him and he was.
Katie
Saying, she loved Bill Clinton.
Big Dick Toledo
No, that was a guy. That was a dude that was trying to kill him because it was Bill Clinton and the threats were out to kill him. And then he had a lady friend. But they were going to kill Daryl Hammond for being Bill Clinton on Saturday Night Live. I'm not so sure Daryl didn't imagine all that himself. We've dealt with Daryl Hammond a few times. Not 100% positive. Daryl wasn't hallucinator.
Katie
That's out the window.
Big Dick Toledo
I mean, when he was bleeding profusely during his Al Gore days on Saturday Night Live. Because right before going on stage, he would cut himself wide open. And that one scar he showed me on his arm that went from his elbow to his wrist about an inch deep. Put the suit on, they gauzed him up, he finished the deal and they ran him to the hospital. He was bleeding to death on Saturday Night Live. Not sure that's my guy. I'm leaning on normalcy with as far as a stalker standing outside, that was probably somebody Daryl had already done something to. Caitlin Clark. This dude just weird. Brett stalk Brad. He's a good looking guy. Give him some, you know, stand out in his window and like Brett Rhett. You laugh. You like if you were at your house and you're just sipping on your. I don't want to probably like a Uzo. I'm not sure what you're doing. You get like a bowl of ouzo. Is that a thing? And just Medea. There's some broad outside staring in the window, fiddling her beans. Call the police. Why? Let her finish. Salute. Salute. How you doing? We wouldn't be scared unless you had A gun.
John Holmberg
But Caitlyn Clark out there with cans.
Big Dick Toledo
Oh, come on. I mean, Sydney Sweeney's tough to follow. I don't know where she is. She's Ibiza and stuff like that. You got to keep one local. I had that girl stalking me, and she was pretty. I was impressed. Yeah, you don't want to start bringing Sydney Sweeney into this. But look, every picture, she's in a different beach and a different lake. She's doing something fun new. Oh, there's a girl hugging her cans out. That's. I would understand. Like, I lost it and start. But, you know, guys stalking girls. Different girls stalking guys. Guys. It gets a little scary. Just throw you in jail and you go away. My stalkers. The bad one that had to go to jail was named Lisa. She showed up, and we talked to her for an hour and a half. She was pretty.
Katie
Still think you should have.
Big Dick Toledo
Everybody thought that you should have dinged her. And then as dudes were like, what would have happened had you banged that baby reindeer? Baby rain. Yeah. You were in on. She was too crazy.
Katie
Yeah. It went beyond.
Big Dick Toledo
She revealed it real quick that things were strange. Of course, I wasn't gonna bang her anyway. Just some girl shows up at the station. She's already a little crazy. She just wanted to talk. Then she wanted to get in the car because the kids were in the car, and I was either a shape shifter. Kids that. Our kids were in the car. Oh, that was when it was like, all this cute stuff. I'd listen to Shell, I think. And Chuck Hartigue came around the corner. There's a beautiful young girl. She wants to meet you. You like? Oh, the show's pants on. Chuck's in there, you know, throwing the vibe at her. You're a gorgeous young thing. Thank you. I just think it's great that you love our show. And he was so nice to her. This is John. He drugged me right to her. Hi. I love the show. And then she looked at me, and she goes, did you. You remember me? Like, no, I don't. We talked last night, and I'm like, huh? Then she said, which one are you? And I'm like, I don't understand what's going on. Brady and I were sitting there chatting with her, and she made tons of sense for about 10 minutes. And then when she stopped making sense, it stopped making sense a lot. She was in the room, and she said, you're either the shape shifter or you're the real John Holmberg, But I don't know which one. But you're getting in the car with me. The kids are in the car. We're leaving today. I'm like, we're not going anywhere. I don't think she goes, no, we talked about this last night. And then she brought the devil into the mix. That she said one of us was a hallucination, and one of us was real. And she thought I was the hallucination. It was time to eliminate me. And that's when Brady's in the room going, this is getting weird. Oh, Lord. What are you talking about? You're. I gotta go, Belle to read. And then he walked away from me, left you hanging. John's gonna die today. There's nothing we can do about it. So I just remember saying, I think you should go. And she showed up a couple more times. She came up in a j. Foe guy that just apologized. Yeah. She came up to me at a thing, said, look, I'm so sorry. I was a mess on mess. I know I made you uncomfortable. And you called the authorities. And I'm like, you need to go. Because she was getting scary. She showed up at the radio station throwing rocks at it one night. Had to cart her away. And she looked great. Told me, ready to go to Vegas. I think you're great. I think you're amazing. I'm so sorry I did what I did, and I'm like, okay, that's great. I accept your apology. Now get the f out of here. You gotta go. I don't want you around ever again. I understand that. I understand that. Few seconds later, I see her off in the distance like Glenn close in the natural, Just standing there, and she just does one of these, and she's got two big dudes with her. And I just shook my head like, nope. And I'm like, I told Mark Randall, call the cops. She's here. She came back to me, and she.
John Holmberg
Goes, is that a show or something, or.
Big Dick Toledo
I saw it the second time. This was at Hooters when we did homeless for the holiday. Oh, okay, okay. And she stood at the end of that thing, and then two guys came over and were like, we're supposed to come ask you to get in the car. And I'm like, what? And like, yeah, she wants you to come in the car with her. And I'm like, absolutely not. I said, the cops are on the way. And she came over, and she goes, it's time. We're leaving tonight. And I'm like, here we go again. Like, she was so normal.
John Holmberg
So she apologized and then freaked out again.
Big Dick Toledo
It was. It Was. That one was scary.
Katie
I'm like, you should have gone. That would have been a heck of a drive.
Big Dick Toledo
I love Vegas. So, I mean, I don't want to drive. Come on, meth face.
John Holmberg
I mean, please.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah, I mean, it would have been fun. The other dudes there got those C blockers in the front seat. It was weird. She made contact. That was when the stalkers got to go. But I mean. And that's pretty low end if you're gonna stalk somebody. Why me? That's dumb. So many possible stock stock capable people I'll say are out there. But yeah, like I get the mark again. Margot Robbie's a tough one. That's financial. So stalkers still have their brains. Like, well, if I'm gonna stalk, I need to keep them close because Margot Robbie's all over the place. Dua Lipa's traveling the world. I mean, those people get stalked, but it's in less of a. It's more of their home. And the guy finds them. It's not like a day to day thing. Caitlin Clark was wandering around this dude was. And if he's got money, he's traveling around. He's probably not stalking Caitlin Clark. Then you pick Sydney Sweeney. Yeah. So she's currently the IT thing and Sydney Sweeney's out there showing her cans to everybody. I can understand where a incel or a nut bag starts going. I'm just gonna follow around. I live close. And that's why I never understood those people that sell star maps before the Internet, that never really had a breakdown of like, who are you? Wanna know where the stars live? Here you go. $2 map. You just go in. There she is. There's her house. Brad and Brad Pitt, when he was.
Katie
With set up on the corners.
Big Dick Toledo
Oh, they're everywhere. It's the beginning of bad News Bears. That's where you demand the world. He's selling star maps. Well, Buttermaker was doing pools. It's great. It's a great moment because it's so real. But yeah. So if you're gonna stalk stalkers, I'm talking to just you out there. If you're gonna do it, pick somebody. We understand this doesn't make sense. Caitlin Clark.
John Holmberg
Names like Taurasi's. Got any stalkers?
Big Dick Toledo
No. Maybe like a guy who doesn't. Nose surgery. That should be for me. See the guy following me around going, I'm a. I'm a rhinoplasty expert. You've got to come into my office. Leave me alone. Nose operator, please. You'd be my greatest Client. My greatest victory. Let me at that thing. Yeah, dude, plastic surgery. Guys should be stalking me like crazy.
John Holmberg
I'm gonna make some money.
Big Dick Toledo
I'll give you half off. Just let me. Let me do the before and afters. I can make you magic. I can build a new nose for a noseless person out of half of your. Yeah, stalking is again. It's not good. But I'm not stopping it. I'm not one of those people that's like, don't stalk. You're not talking to stalkers that normally. But don't stalk Caitlin Clark. You're embarrassing yourself. Don't stalk the wnba. And again, the wnba. Of course they're gonna say if somebody came and tried to follow one of our players around. That's called a fan. In the wnba. You go to jail for that. Hey, I love you, Caitlin Clark. Ah, that never happens. Get rid of that guy. John Holmberg's Morning Sick. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's Morning Sickness. They almost threw that guy in jail in Indianapolis. Who was a 20 year reporter for Just telling Caitlin Clark. Hey, you're pretty awesome. I hope to get to know you while you're here. This is great. Glad you're here. Gave her the love sign. Guy's not allowed to talk.
Katie
I don't know if he's even working.
Big Dick Toledo
He's working, but he's never allowed to do a wnb. His punishment was no more WNBA games, which.
John Holmberg
That's a punishment.
Big Dick Toledo
Well, yeah, once I learned that he's making more money. Trust me, my next move as a sports reporter for a newspaper or a Internet thing is to tell Caitlin Clark I love her publicly. So she'd kick me out of there. Might get banned from the wnb. You're not allowed to cover it anymore. Oh, no, not that.
Katie
Please don't stop.
Big Dick Toledo
And another thing, you can't even watch the games. Ah, you're taking it away from taking it all away. Stupid. And then, of course, we did talk about Sydney Sweeney. I don't know if you guys saw that. The Uptight world. This is the worst it's been. We're getting rid of woke. But occasionally it rears its head up in the worst, stupid ways. Sydney Sweeney is now doing American Eagle commercials. Have you seen the anything?
Katie
I haven't seen them yet.
Big Dick Toledo
She's got a couple billboard things where. And she's wearing these jeans. And she looks Sydney Sweeney. Her face is okay. The rest of her is just spectacular. She knows where bread's buttered. She's showing those cans up. She reminds Me of that Emily Ratchet Jajkowski one who's just got those cans and that butt that make you kind of look past the fact she looks a little bit like cartoon fish. Sydney Sweeney's got these American Eagle ads and the basic tagline is like, she goes to this thing and she talks. The basic tagline for the ad campaign is, Sydney Sweeney has great jeans. J E A N S Tell me, Brady, who do you think hates this? Who's angry at this? Sydney Sweeney has great jeans. And she's laying there in a, you know, denim jacket that's half off. And these. She looks amazing in these jeans. She's supposed to look good. Who do you think is mad and wants this campaign ended? This shocked me. Pigs.
Katie
Mentally challenged.
Big Dick Toledo
No, no pigs. Well, that goes without saying that if you're mad at an ad campaign, you're already mentally challenged much. The people who are mad about it are mad because they say by saying this woman has great genes is a white supremacy thing, that whites have better genes than anyone else. You're saying yes to that?
Katie
No, I'm saying I don't. I go, that makes it just.
Big Dick Toledo
Just. It doesn't make any sense to me at all. That you could take.
Katie
Of course it is.
Big Dick Toledo
I didn't see that one coming at all. It's Nazi propaganda. It promotes eugenics because she's white and because she's pretty and she looks great. And somebody said these are good genes. Suddenly it's like Hitler saying, there's the master race. Sydney Sweeney's hot as hell to the world right now. Saying that she's hot. Hot and she's got good genes. And they don't even spell it the same way has made people say, well, this is just. The next stop is Nazi propaganda and genocide. The only genes that are worthwhile are hers. Nobody said that white people can have good genes. Genetics. They can. Look, we don't. We're not all genetically flawed. And when they say, oh, my God, Brad Pitt's got good genes, that doesn't mean everyone has to look like him. Or that if you don't look like him, you're somehow less than. But by the way you are to society, you're not going to be treated the same.
Katie
Bert Krecher jokes that he has the Mickey Mantle gene.
Big Dick Toledo
He's a drunk. Yeah, yeah, but Mickey Mantle was never.
Katie
He still battle through it. No matter how drunk he gets, he still performs right.
Big Dick Toledo
You can get bombed and play the game. I feel the same way. I get really drunk and I normalize. It's the the argument came. Genes are passed down from parents to offspring, determining traits like hair color, personality, and eye col color. The camera pans up to her blue eyes, and she says, my jeans are blue too. Reprehensible ad campaign that promotes eugenics.
John Holmberg
I'd say Halle Berry's got great jeans.
Big Dick Toledo
It doesn't matter what color they are. You put that girl in jeans, right?
John Holmberg
Damn right.
Big Dick Toledo
You know who has kind of flawed genes? I can't get enough of. Of Winnie Harlo. She's that person that's either white with a black person trying to break out or a black person with a white person trying to break out. She's got that vitiligo. She's that supermodel. She's got vitiligo. But that body of hers makes you look right past the fact that she is stunning. Body is insane. And there's something about. And especially the way the vitiligoes around her mouth. It looks like a money shot. Her body is ridiculous.
Katie
Yeah, she's pretty.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah. Gorgeous. I wouldn't say her jeans are the. You know. But if she did a commercial that said, I've got great jeans, people be like, nice. But her body's insane. And she looks like a chocolate vanilla swirl. She. She makes me like she is. If I was to build a master race, I might start with her and be like, this is neat. Talk about a uniqueness. But they're not even spelling. It's a play on words. Are we that lost? Are the people out there that lost? I will say Sydney Sweeney has good genes, but I'd rather she did bra commercials. Oh, yeah. Donovan.
John Holmberg
Sydney Suney has a face.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah. And that's the thing. That's how you know that's a compliment. Ladies, when your body's so good, we look past your face. Cause we don't even see. That's more of just a commentary on how men think butter face is a real thing. I don't know that women have butter face. Maybe. Maybe they look past a lot for, like. A lot of the ones are into muscles.
John Holmberg
You mean? Oh, as far as, like, looking at dudes.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah. Body of a guy, and then they look past his face. I don't know. Maybe there's a few. I assume so. They don't talk about it like that, but I'll be the first to say it. And I don't care if it makes me Hitler or not. Sydney Sweeney has great genes, and I don't discriminate. Shakira has great jeans. Oh, man. Winnie Harlo has Great genes. The one you know who doesn't have good genes at all. The Kardashians. Their jeans suck. They're created. They're manufactured in a lab. No, they got bad genes. I've seen them before, the surgeries. They're trolls. Five foot two inch, little hairy, weird. They just got electrolysis and. And you know, surgeries. They look phenomenal. They built the perfect girl in that Kylie Jenner. She's got better genes than the Kardashian girls because they had that little troll dad and that little troll mom and they made little troll daughters. Except Khloe, who has chewbacca. She's got OJ's jeans. Let's. No way. Robert or. Yeah, Robert Kardashian made Khloe with that woman. No. No way. There is no way. Two of them are five. Two. They're both like little hairy, chunky trolls. And then you got that massive one that shows up out of nowhere with two parents who are five. It's. It's like always sunny in Philadelphia when you got the two kids who have Danny DeVito as the father and it takes them like a year to realize there's no way this guy's our dad. He's 410. They find their real bus party years.
Katie
Ago where it happened.
Big Dick Toledo
Oh, wherever it happened, it wasn't with Robert Kardashian. There's no way. Kris. What's her name? Jenner. Now, I don't know what she. That she. There's no way Chloe came from that. They got bad genes. If they did a commercial that says we've got great genes, it would be laughable. Sydney looks natural. Cause she is. She's got good genes. It's not eugenics, they said. We thought it was a hallmark of a bold and playful campaign. American Eagle said, we didn't realize this was even anything anyone would think. It's a great. It's a great ad campaign. Run with it. You're getting more. First time I've heard American Eagle in a long time without thinking of some 19 year old twink with his shirt off standing out there, making me intimidated to go in to get.
John Holmberg
I didn't know they were still around, to be honest.
Big Dick Toledo
Well, we don't go to the mall that much. American Eagle is where I just kind of was like, I like their jeans, but I can't go in there anymore because this, this chiseled twink is following me around. His shirt's off. That and the music was so goddamn loud there I realized I was old. And then the day I Remember stopping buying American Eagle? Had to be about 2009 or 10 is when I was grabbing some jeans and I had two of their. I liked their T shirts, and I had them draped over my arm. And I had one on at the time because I showed up in their gear and the kid standing next to me was like, 11. And he had the exact same outfit I had on. I'm like, okay, I gotta stop shopping. I have. I have passed by the American Eagle to where me and a 12 year old are like, you going to buy that shirt? Like, yeah, I'm probably. Why, no, no, no. You kind of look like an idiot. That's why. You're right, kid. I should probably stop dressing exactly like you. Lesson learned. Still dress like I'm 11. Nothing wrong with that. But yeah.
Katie
Walking through the saloon doors at the Hollister.
Big Dick Toledo
Oh, the Hollister. Oh, my God, the Hollister. My God.
Katie
Oh. Oops.
Big Dick Toledo
Oh, I had the Hollister shirts going. Going. Kids wearing what I'm wearing didn't care. And my friend Kevin Manion, who was a short guy and he always wore Hollister shirts. And I'd be like, that's cool. Where'd you get that Hollister? I'm like, I'm getting one. And Kevin looked like he was 11. That's why it always was all right. And I asked him for size 34s. Oh. They looked at me like, why do you want that? That's for really fat kids. I'm like, no, I'm a grown man. Yeah, I know. Why are you shopping here? I'm like, damn it. We have one interaction, like, sir, what are you doing here? Brave would just turn around, get out. They went to me. I was like, I just want 34s. I'm like, we've got one pair of 34s. And it was pinned on the wall as the Joke jeans. It was like Miller's Outpost.
Katie
I got two and a half years in jail for going to the halls.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah, you shouldn't have been in there. Well, there's no reason. Yeah, there's. Yeah, you should have. That's a dangerous stalker. It's different when they're underage, but I.
Katie
Couldn'T hear them again.
Big Dick Toledo
Music's cranky goddamn loud in there. The American Eagle is still a thing. Evidently. Barely, but it is still a thing. And then I got to give it to this guy, too. He's a local, 30 years old. Cameron Robert Stremple was arrested for flashing at an apartment complex. Haven't heard that one for a while. Flashing. Fourth time.
John Holmberg
Yeah, like, overcoat and everything or what?
Big Dick Toledo
I mean, I don't know how flashing worked. Well, this time he got caught tugging it in front of a window where a lady's grown granddaughter was changing. And the grandma caught him outside giving a tug in the bushes. And he said, my friend dared me to do it. You got three strikes against you with the whole flashing your wiener out. He's 30.
Katie
Dare tugs.
Big Dick Toledo
He's 30. How do you get like, can he come back from that? Like, if you were going to hire somebody at your job again, there's levels of like, oh, I see you went to jail for a little bit. Yeah. Some trouble. What for? Well, I used to wander around, flash people. Really? You over that? Oh, sure. I'm not trusting that one. He's not coming back. When you've blown it by the age of 30 and you're like, well, got a little trouble. Show my dick to everybody. Went to jail for it once. If you went to jail for flashing, you're not doing it as a joke.
John Holmberg
Oh, we are hiring in our promotions department, by the way.
Big Dick Toledo
Just, you know, I'll take it. Yeah. And you can flash all you want. Want if you take the money, they're not going to say a word about it. He's been arrested by the fourth time. If police say he exposed himself in an apartment complex.
Katie
Yeah. That's not a dare.
Big Dick Toledo
No, no. Yeah.
John Holmberg
When was the last time you dared stabbings to go tug in front of somebody's window?
Big Dick Toledo
Yesterday, even.
Katie
But even this, past all the stuff that you happen in Vegas, none of.
Big Dick Toledo
Us whip their dicks out. Yeah. That's something that lives. And that's the first time he's been like, he's a sex offender. This is the first time he's been like, in the mid stroke. So that was the next. Yeah, well, right. Just. Well, he'd been caught before for the flashing, and he had to register as. Because he was kind of showing what. And then the next step. It's the gateway to jerking off in windows. But at 30, I don't think you can turn it around. I think that's it. You've established yourself as the first thing we hear from you. If, like, you're 60, you're still going to be known as a flasher, but people will be like, well, life. Beat him down, down. If by 30, you've already established that not only are you a flasher, but you. You graduated to jerking and you still blaming friends. And by the way, you still have friends. Come on. If I find out Brett thought he.
Katie
Was a friend, but when he dared.
Big Dick Toledo
Me, yeah, flasher is one thing. If Brady got dared and went down the hall and flashed David Moore and then he ran around and told everybody before the Internet got a hold of it, that's one thing. But if the word cereal is in front of the word flasher, you're done. That's it. You're done. There's no redeeming quality that comes back in your 40s. And, like, boy, Dad's got quite a history. Did you hear about that? And your kids can look you up on the Internet now. There's no. Back in the olden days, you could flash and people would have to go get, like, you know, microfiche to find your history. You're not doing that. But right now, all you gotta do is search the name Cameron Robert Stremple, and forever on end, he's gonna be known as the Flasher. I don't care what he invents from here on out. Cameron. Cameron Robert Stremple invents new teleporting device. And then you Google it. And the other story is also flash people and spend some time in jail. That's what you're known for. That's it. You're done. So, Cameron Robert Stremple, I'm not gonna put you in the category of S heel of the year, but you are. You're. You're a marked man forever, I think.
John Holmberg
Yeah, he did it.
Big Dick Toledo
Look, I mean, with a haircut alone. Guilty. He's guilty of it. Well, the one on the left when he was a blonde flasher, and the one on the right when he's jerking off in windows. And again, I don't have friends that flash that I know about.
John Holmberg
I was just gonna say, yeah, but.
Big Dick Toledo
If you get caught doing it. And the next time I see, like, stepping. Next time I see stepping, he's like, hey, I have to let you know I've been wandering around flashing folks down in Tempe for a little bit, and I just got busted for that. I'm like, oh, Mark, it's been a nice long run you and I have had since fifth grade. It's over. Did you do it? Oh, yeah, I did it. I was showing pubes and everything to anyone that, you know. Just flashing John Holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's morning sickness. And I would ask what you asked. Trench coat. That's my first. Are you doing. Are you doing old school flash like the og So I don't know if flashing is redeemable. You had your neighbor that Was doing it. Bob Ray, forever known. Your mom doesn't like to talk about it. They never called the police. They should have just stand with his dick pressed up against the window while kids had barbecues and played badminton in the backyard of Brady's house. And there was a naked man pressing ham on the window.
Katie
Didn't happen again.
Big Dick Toledo
That you know about, right? Well, people moved to it on the neighborhood. Neighborhood people moved away. The Burnhams, you said so your mom.
Katie
They did. They did move a couple years later.
Big Dick Toledo
Before that, he was flashing on the other side of the house, away from your place and on the other end, the other window to the other neighbors. And they. And they had admitted that there was a problem with the guy. You said he was a troublemaker. Yeah, he liked to show people his wiener in windows. You lived with a flasher next door. That's fantastic. I like that. But what's your most redeeming quality and memory of that guy?
Katie
Of Bob Ray?
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah. You shouldn't take two seconds. Brady, when he pushed his dick against the glass, that's the thing you remember. You're wearing an Ohio State shirt. I forgot. You can blind yourself that there's something else. Like. Yeah, but once you press your dick against the window at a kid's party, you're done. The yeah, but's over. Whatever you did before is over. Over. It's done. Go ahead. Tell you. Dude, we're trying to say something. You're gonna give me some Bob Ray love because he lived next door.
Katie
He served our country in World War II. Tank commander.
Big Dick Toledo
And blew it by pressing his dick against the window at your sister's home.
Katie
A German pride.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah, that's right. And then she wasn't enough, so kids needed to see his ham up against the glass while they played badminton in your backyard. And your mom had to go over, knock on the door and go, do you mind?
Katie
Knock it off.
Big Dick Toledo
Knock it off. Instead of calling the police, which they should have done.
Katie
She asked my dad. My dad says, you go handle it.
Big Dick Toledo
Right. No, go handle it. It's not what you say about a naked guy in a window.
Katie
Yeah, I mean, take care of it.
Big Dick Toledo
I mean, but everybody was nice to him after, and that shouldn't have happened. He should have been, like, pointed at and said, dude, we're done here. Stand anywhere near my kids, I'm gonna end you. Just getting naked and standing in that window. That ain't right. You're an adult. Have you tried to play tank commander? To top it, it's already ruined. Yeah, that's a Fact, I've been on the air for 30 years. Fairly incident free. Smashed my dick up against the window at a, you know, some kids party. That's all I've ever been. That's all. This was all a race. The whole thing. All 30 years erased. You know that Bruce Kelly Google him. Him, he'll call me again. 30 years. He'll give me a call. 30 years on the radio of doing what he did. What's Google's first story about him? He whipped it out at Disney. That's Toledo's smashing nips up against the window. Keep it together, Brady. Somebody wants to know, what did Bob Ray do at Ohio State? What was his job? I just assumed if your dick's out in front of kids, you must be a Ohio State alum.
Katie
Bob Ray represented Velvet Ice Cream.
Big Dick Toledo
I don't know what that means.
Katie
He went around to the grocery stores and put. Velvet Ice Cream. Was a manufacturer.
Big Dick Toledo
Got them in the stores he put them in. He got them. Shelf space.
Katie
Yeah.
Big Dick Toledo
And then went home after a hard day's work shelling ice cream.
Katie
Cracked open that tube. Cheese, Colby cheese and ice cold pepper.
Big Dick Toledo
Then he'd have a little snack and go, oh, I hear the. The beautiful sound of children playing in the backyard. I should probably go press my dick against a window. Nobody's gonna do anything about it.
Katie
Trolled the streets with a.45 looking for cats.
Big Dick Toledo
What?
Katie
He didn't like cats.
Big Dick Toledo
What? How kind of neighborhood did you live in?
Katie
I'm just kidding.
Big Dick Toledo
Oh, some veteran that's running around killing cats. Oh, were you kidding or you just not one of them? He didn't do that.
Katie
He didn't like cats.
Big Dick Toledo
Cats? But he didn't try to kill cats?
Katie
No.
Big Dick Toledo
Well, it's just got weird. There you go.
Katie
Not on my shift.
Big Dick Toledo
What does that mean?
Katie
No, I've never seen him. He might have.
Big Dick Toledo
Don't yell at me. This is your crazy story? Didn't like cats, Ate cheese and Pepsi love doll. He had a pug.
Katie
They had a pug, but he just didn't like cats.
Big Dick Toledo
This is what you remember about it?
John Holmberg
Where did this come from?
Big Dick Toledo
Well, because he's trying to deflect the fact that the dude would get naked and smash his dick against a window while kids played in the backyard. Bray didn't like that happen.
Katie
Store had a belt to discipline the boys. Three brothers. The Ray brothers.
Big Dick Toledo
He beat his kids. He stood in the window with his dick up against it. And you guys still never called the cops again?
Katie
That was my mom's deal. I never saw. Never. I I didn't know about this until.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah. Pretty great story. Well, they kept it. Years later, if you want to stay.
Katie
They did the proper thing. Kept it between themselves.
Big Dick Toledo
But did they ever tell you, don't go over there?
Katie
No.
Big Dick Toledo
Wow. See, that would have been my mom's first move. Dick against the window is an automatic. Can't go by that house anymore. That's Boo Radley's house Now. Don't you go over to that Radley house, but dig against a window there. He's probably got some cheese and Pepsi out of the guy. A couple.
Katie
I think he was trying to get Kathy Burnham's attention.
Big Dick Toledo
He did. I guess he did. I should have been getting the attention of the district attorney. He should have gotten some attention from a therapist. I know, Brett. It's hard. This is. Look at Brett right now, Brady. That's the face the whole everybody listening is making. Like, how in the world can you not see how horrible that is? Big deal. Good guy gave me a lot of.
Katie
Cheese and Pepsi Common. Happens all the time.
Big Dick Toledo
No, it doesn't.
John Holmberg
No, it doesn't.
Big Dick Toledo
But the bubble protector. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of people out there. You start getting. Expose yourself, you're done. That's it. So don't do that again. Today's lesson. If you're gonna stalk somebody, make it worth every. Make everyone understand. And also, don't. Don't whip your dick out when people don't want to see it.
John Holmberg
Unless you have Pepsi and cheese.
Big Dick Toledo
Right. Unless you can feed the kids Pepsi and cheese. And you've got access to a lot of ice cream, Brady. Probably show me your dick and give me some of that ice cream. I won't say a word. Oh, boy. One of them's into it. What are you going to the big board of musical Treats there, Bert?
John Holmberg
Nothing after that. All right.
Big Dick Toledo
That's a tough. That's a tough one to follow. Wake up.
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Big Dick Toledo
Do it.
John Holmberg
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Big Dick Toledo
Megan just texted. You're confusing American Eagle with Abercrombie and Fitch. That's where they had the twink stand outside.
John Holmberg
Oh, with the loud music and everything.
Big Dick Toledo
Oh, American Eagle is almost always right next to it. That's right. Abercrombie and Fitch is where they had the half naked twink boy. Yeah. At the gate. And sometimes two. Sometimes you'd go by and it was like Cirque du Soleil was about to start happening. Like these half naked young boys were. That was okay to do in 2008 for some reason.
John Holmberg
Those are hers. Gulp at the front door.
Big Dick Toledo
Well, I don't know. I didn't get that. Gulp. Yeah, they were gulping us. So Brady's stories. A lot of the time sounds like an amalgam of memories mixed with a guilty person on a witness stand trying to make something. Something up that makes sense to the jury and realizing it doesn't. That's very true. The Bob Ray thing should be pretty cut and dry to you. Shouldn't be other memories. That was it. You were dealing with a flasher. I don't understand flash. What's the fun there? Unless somebody's doing it to you again. Brett would be standing with a sambuca and some lady outside just starts showing her cans. Salad loot. That's all you'd hear. Oh, look at that Matiah. Some loony broad showing her cans. Unless she's disgusting. Oh, my own. Call the police.
John Holmberg
It's one of the few times I'd call the cops.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah, if you're good looking and you want to stalk and flash me, great. If you're ugly, you're going to jail. Yeah. Hot girl stands outside. I love you like. Ah. Big fan. What are you gonna do? It's impressive. Other people see it. You'd be happy. Some hog stands outside, starts flashing you like 10 cop cars. I'd call all my friends, take her down now. What do you got on the list?
John Holmberg
Talking about the pills and stuff. Dr. Feel Good from Crew AC DC have a drink on me for Ryan. Avenge Sevenfold coming home for Sandberg. Nine Inch Nails, their new one. As alive as you need to be. ACDC Shot Down Flames. God is Dead from Sabbath, AC dc I Volbeat Our loved ones Dead Memories from Slipknot for you and Ryan Sandberg. Hero from Chad Kroger and Josie Scott.
Big Dick Toledo
Great song. It's from the Spider Man Sound. Yeah.
John Holmberg
Sweet home Chicago for Ryan Sandberg. And for your stalker, rem, the one.
Big Dick Toledo
I love, Cameron Robert Strimple. That's one to remember. And now his nickname's going to be Stremple Foreskin for the rest of his life. You can't get away from this. He's done. Move away. Change your name and stop it. Ah, you pick one. I'm fine. Sweet Home Chicago for Rhino. Oh, I like a little. How about some. How about have a drink on me? No, I don't want to do that now. We'll do it for Rhino. Sweet home Chicago. Do a little Blues Brothers. Hasn't happened here ever. Okay. That's the face of it, you know. Nah. Rhino killer. And I've said this for a while and a lot of these guys have confused me because I thought this would be happening more often. But with all of the, like the generation of people raised on tv, now it's the generation of people who were raised on tv, they're going to start dying one after another. We had mass media in the 70s and 80s take over our lives with cable and, you know, VHS. You know, you could have these. You could see and do movies anytime you wanted. Multiplexes. There were more famous people than ever before in the 80s, and they became legends because it was still tied to the old way. You know, occasionally you'd lose a superstar from way back in the day, but you never saw them unless you went to the movie theater. Then TV showed up and they were in your house every day. Then they were in your house on reruns. Every day we're gonna start seeing it. The Clint Eastwood, Morgan Free Freeman, Jack Nicholson. I mean, think of all the stars.
Katie
And then does it. Does it drop down? I mean, let we see?
Big Dick Toledo
I mean, well, now we're broken down.
Katie
I'm just talking about like in the next five or 10 years with the way advancement in medicines of prolonging life.
Big Dick Toledo
I mean, I've already done that, but I mean, yeah, sure, but I mean.
Katie
You'Re gonna continue to go that way.
Big Dick Toledo
The 80s, you'll lose. The whole cast of Cheers will go. Everyone on Friends will go. Seinfeld. A lot die. Then it starts into the Internet generation, where only the thing you paid attention to starts dying. And it's not mass. Like the whole country goes, oh, My God, we were all part of that. You know What? Must see TV when 35 million people watch everybody. Alan Ald is going to die. Meryl Streep's going to die. Goldie Han's going to die. Like all these. Bruce Willis going to die. All these people that were. Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to die. Well, this is uplifting, all this. All these people that we were letting were the part of. Of us are not 80. Stallone to Nero Pesi.
John Holmberg
Oh, I want to be a master.
Big Dick Toledo
Big wall. I mean, they're all 80. The wave is. It's a tsunami of dead famous people. Good morning this morning. 7:39, head in your direction. Run for cover, people. You won't be able to spin a dead Garfield without hitting a celebrity. Dead coming at you soon. One after another. It's going to start. Geddy Lee is 72 today, right? Yep. Should we play some Rush instead? Good. Yeah, let's do a little Rush. Those guys, the music's going to start going. The MTV generation, where we got to know musicians a lot differently. They're all going to start dying. It's crazy. Yeah, you pick one, I'm fine with it. Whatever. Rush song.
John Holmberg
Tom Sawyer or something.
Big Dick Toledo
Tom Sawyer's always good. All right, it's. It's tough, though. Heroes start going, that's Rush. We'll do a little Tom Sawyer forgetting. Is he 72? Is that what it was?
Katie
72.
Big Dick Toledo
So he was in this. He was like 29 when Strange Brew came out. Sounds like 83. So he's 30.
Katie
Yeah.
Big Dick Toledo
Get out of here. He always looked like he was 90 years old. How old was he when Rush got famous? Yeah, it was late 70s. That's crazy. I didn't realize how young they were. Man, oh, man.
John Holmberg
All right, Working man and stuff. Came out 74.
Big Dick Toledo
So he was like 22. 21. Is that right? Is that 19?
John Holmberg
I came on 74. That was the first thing you heard of them was.
Big Dick Toledo
How about that? I didn't realize they wrote working men when they were 20. Get out of here with this nonsense. Ah, there you go. Happy birthday, Getty. It's Tom Sawyer. It's 98K, UPD, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
John Holmberg
It's Brett and John for Action Ride shop in their brand new location on the northwest corner of power Road and McDowell in Mesa.
Big Dick Toledo
The new location is your East Valley Full Line bike shop with brands like Pivot, Ibis, Santa Cruz and Rocky Moun, Giant, Norco, and of course, Action Rideshop has the best wrenches in town to keep that bike on the trail or the road. Plus being so close to the Hawes trailhead. They have a huge rental fleet with gravel bikes, mountain bikes and ebikes.
John Holmberg
Action Ride shop now with two locations, the brand new shop at Power and McDowell and the OG on Gilbert Road in Southern.
Big Dick Toledo
Check them out at actionrideshop. Com.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode Release Date: July 29, 2025
Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Station: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Timestamp: [06:54] - [07:17]
The episode opens with Bret Vesely and Dick Toledo discussing JFO's recent apology for his past criticisms of the show and its sponsors. JFO admits to being off his medication and expresses significant personal improvement.
Notable Quote:
The hosts express cautious optimism about JFO's recovery, acknowledging the potential risks but celebrating his progress.
Timestamp: [07:58] - [09:00]
The conversation shifts to near-death experiences (NDEs), particularly focusing on accounts from atheists. Big Dick Toledo shares his skepticism but acknowledges diverse reports influenced by cultural backgrounds.
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They discuss how individual beliefs and cultural contexts shape the perception of NDEs, pointing out similarities like the presence of light and the sensation of floating.
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Timestamp: [12:00] - [15:00]
The hosts delve into Ryan Sandberg's post-baseball life, critiquing his coaching stint and commenting on the high salaries of modern athletes.
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They express disappointment in Sandberg's coaching abilities and reflect on the pressures athletes face upon retirement.
Timestamp: [18:00] - [23:50]
A significant portion of the episode covers the arrest and sentencing of a stalker targeting WNBA player Caitlyn Clark. The discussion highlights the seriousness of stalking and its impact on victims.
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Notable Incident: John Holmberg recounts a personal encounter with a persistent stalker who repeatedly attempted to engage with him, ultimately leading to the individual's arrest.
Timestamp: [41:08] - [51:58]
The discussion turns to a local incident involving a persistent flasher, Bob Ray, and his disturbing behavior around Brady's neighborhood. The hosts share personal anecdotes and express frustration over the lack of police intervention.
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Personal Anecdote: Katie shares her mother's experience dealing with Bob Ray, emphasizing the difficult decisions families face when confronting inappropriate neighbor behavior.
Timestamp: [32:05] - [39:44]
A segment focuses on American Eagle's controversial ad campaign featuring Sydney Sweeney, which some listeners have criticized for promoting eugenics.
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Timestamp: [40:20] - [51:58]
The episode further explores the case of Cameron Robert Stremple, a local man arrested multiple times for flashing, and his impact on the community.
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Anecdote: Bret shares a detailed account of interactions with Stremple, highlighting the distress caused by his actions and the community's response.
Timestamp: [55:01] - [60:42]
The show concludes with musical dedications to Ryan Sandberg and mentions of sponsors like Action Ride Shop. The hosts reflect on the passing of famous personalities and the impact of mass media on celebrity culture.
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This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of personal anecdotes, community issues, and cultural critiques. From addressing mental health and the repercussions of stalking to dissecting advertising ethics and reminiscing about local oddities, the hosts provide a comprehensive and engaging discussion for their listeners.
Key Takeaways:
For more engaging discussions and local insights, tune into Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10 AM or visit www.98kupd.com.