Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 07-30-25 | Release Date: July 30, 2025

Hosts:

• John Holmberg
• Brady Bogan
• Bret Vesely
• Dick Toledo

1. WNBA Incident: Dildos Thrown onto the Court

Timestamp: [01:08] - [17:05]

The episode kicks off with a heated and humorous discussion about a bizarre incident at a WNBA game where a fan threw a large green dildo onto the court during a game between the Valkyries and the Atlanta Dream. Bret Vesely leads the conversation, expressing both amusement and astonishment at the event.

• Bret Vesely: "They threw this giant wiener out at the Valkyries and Atlanta Dream game right onto the court. And I mean it's Google is a throw like no other." ([02:57])

The hosts delve into the potential safety hazards and the inappropriate nature of the act, while simultaneously finding the situation hilariously entertaining. They debate the reaction of security, the possibility of copycat incidents, and the overall impact on the WNBA's reputation.

• Big Dick Toledo: "The officials will say they will continue." ([01:45])

Vesely emphasizes the athleticism required to make such a throw, highlighting the improbability and humor of the situation.

• Bret Vesely: "Look at the arm on whoever threw this. This thing comes out of... It's 15 rows deep into that angled section behind the backboard." ([04:17])

The conversation transitions into a mockery of the WNBA's sensitivity towards such incidents, with the hosts suggesting exaggerated consequences and lampooning the league's handling of the event.

2. Teacher Funding and Classroom Supplies Debate

Timestamp: [25:03] - [92:07]

A substantial portion of the show is dedicated to critiquing the current state of teacher funding, particularly the expectation for teachers to purchase their own classroom supplies. The hosts adopt a satirical tone, encouraging teachers to quit their jobs if they are dissatisfied with their compensation and to stop complaining about the lack of resources.

• Bret Vesely: "Teachers, enough of you. I... First thing, you should have to even." ([65:03])

They mock the frustrations voiced by educators, suggesting that teachers' complaints about having to buy supplies are unwarranted and that teachers should take personal responsibility for their classrooms.

• Brett Vesely: "You need to be less fragile." ([26:40])

The hosts extend their satire to propose outlandish solutions for teacher grievances, further emphasizing their disdain for the current educational funding model.

3. Eastern Russia Earthquake and Tsunami Warnings

Timestamp: [93:00] - [86:58]

Shifting focus, the hosts discuss a significant 8.8 magnitude earthquake that struck eastern Russia, triggering widespread tsunami warnings. They express skepticism about the effectiveness of the authorities' communication and the public's understanding of potential natural disasters.

• Bret Vesely: "Nobody has any idea what happens after an earthquake with tsunamis." ([38:26])

They critique the global response, emphasizing the unpredictability of tsunamis and the dangers of inadequate warnings, while also pointing out the seeming lack of actionable information provided to the public.

• Brady Bogan: "Cover your ass. Nobody cares about the lives of the people in Hawaii. They're doing a cya." ([44:03])

The conversation highlights the frustration with governmental preparedness and the challenges of responding to large-scale natural disasters.

4. Tarantula Migration and Infestations

Timestamp: [113:07] - [167:21]

In a more lighthearted segment, the hosts address the unusual migration patterns of tarantulas moving into the Southwest United States. They share personal anecdotes and humorous strategies for dealing with sudden tarantula invasions.

• Bret Vesely: "If you see a tarantula in your bed, I'm going to take the biggest I've ever taken in my life." ([116:58])

The discussion includes exaggerated fear tactics and comical recommendations for managing tarantula encounters, blending humor with genuine concern.

5. Personal Stories and Anecdotes

Timestamp: [141:43] - [168:09]

Throughout the episode, the hosts share various personal stories, including John Holmberg reminiscing about past experiences and Brett Vesely recounting humorous mishaps. These anecdotes serve to entertain and provide a relatable touch to the show's dynamic.

• Brady Bogan: "I went to bed fine, woke up, double vision." ([142:14])

These stories often segue into broader topics, maintaining an engaging and conversational flow that keeps listeners entertained.

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7. Concluding Remarks and Final Segments

Timestamp: [168:30] - [126:57]

The show wraps up with a mix of ongoing jokes, final thoughts on the discussed topics, and promotional segments for upcoming shows and events. The hosts maintain their humorous and irreverent tone, leaving listeners with a sense of camaraderie and anticipation for future episodes.

• Brady Bogan: "I'm transitioning to theaters. My show's going to be better there, and I'm making it happen." ([157:53])

Notable Quotes:

• Bret Vesely: "Look at the arm on whoever threw this... the most athletic thing to happen on that entire series." ([04:17])
• Big Dick Toledo: "The will say, look at where this thing comes from." ([04:13])
• Brady Bogan: "Cover your ass. Nobody cares about the lives of the people in Hawaii. They're doing a cya." ([44:03])

Conclusion: This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivered a blend of sharp humor, controversial opinions, and engaging discussions. From mocking the WNBA's handling of fan misconduct to satirizing the educational system's funding issues, the hosts provided a provocative and entertaining take on current events and personal experiences. Their unique blend of humor and irreverence continues to resonate with listeners, ensuring the show's position as Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show.