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Holmberg
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Wayne
All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week downtown at Standup Live. Justin Willman and Nick Murphy will entertain you in Tempe at the Improv. You have comedy vet Flip Orly doing his thing, and then he'll also be performing at the Desert Ridge Improv on the north end of town along with up and coming comedian Amir K. For the complete lineups and for take tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com come.
Brady
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Larry
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Larry McFeely
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Wayne
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Larry McFeely
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Brady
I'll say.
Wayne
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Larry McFeely
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Brady
A whole lot more. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?
Holmberg
Oh, we're done.
Brady
Just get that out of the way and we're done. You be quiet. Anyway, nobody's really fighting my thoughts on Brett, but what? You know, you're welcome. You're welcome. This guy says, I ran into Brady at a restaurant and I Don't know if he told you about that. I am shocked that someone ran into Brady at a restaurant. What?
Holmberg
No.
Brady
Said I suggested to him that next time Dale's in the studio you play a country song called Mama Said that Metallica covered and see if you can guess who it is and if he'd still hate it because it's a rock band.
Holmberg
He would.
Brady
He would.
Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady
Yeah. That CTE got him in a big way.
Holmberg
Is he on suspension?
Brady
Probably the Aussie thing. That's a good idea. Should have suspended him for a week.
Brett
I got a text from Jimmy Bon Jovi. Said tell Dale to stay in Tahoe.
Holmberg
He's actually at. He's at training right now.
Brady
Oh he's in sensitivity training. A nice place to get trained.
Holmberg
I'd like talking out about Ozzy get some of it.
Brady
Yeah, you're absolutely true. Anyway, so Dale didn't show up today because at 9. He's supposed to be at 9 at 8:57. Sorry I forgot to tell you. I'm on my way to Lake Tahoe, Johnny. I know my way to Tahoe, Johnny. Anyway, it's 9:57. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends over@react defense.com the Home Tactical black self defense training. It is a thing that I'm going to do Friday over there. I have not done yet and Jay told me about it yesterday. I'm going to do hostage. They're doing a hostage seminar where you actually do get into a situation. Your hands are zip tied and how to fight back. I honestly I've seen a lot of.
Brett
Movies where they're zip tied.
Brady
They do a lot of that stuff. It stems from like fence training. There's ways to do it and he's gonna, we're gonna go through that. They're doing a seminar about that. All sorts of crazy stuff. It's weird when you think that I watched an. I survived where two dudes were at dinner, went to their car and some guy from Al Qaeda grabbed him and stuffed him and thought there was someone else. Zip tied him immediately. Like what happened? There's been a couple of Al Qaeda. I survived. The hostage ones are crazy. One guy woke up, his ex girlfriend was in the house and he woke up and he looked over at her from bed. She's standing there and she goes yep, yeah. And he tries to move. She'd already tied him up while he's sleeping. She ragged him with something, knocked him out while he was asleep. Just started to tie him up, woke up Tied up. So Friday we're gonna do a little of that stuff and I can't wait. That's new to me. I haven't done that. And that's what they do up there. Constantly having new ideas and new ways. This isn't a new one. I just haven't done this yet. But new things that they, they will do for you. Each thing, each time you go, it's something eye opening and brand new. Exhilarating. On top of it all, we got ourselves a weird world. You know, mentioned cte we just had that guy in New York a couple days ago. God knows what was going on in his brain. And you never know when it's going to just drive by. You consider that someone said that on the news yesterday. That dude drove all the way from Las Vegas to New York. And it sounds weird, but everyone he passed was a victim. You know, that dude had bad intentions at any. At any. And he had a plan. But at any moment, his brain could have said here too. This is something that's pissing me. Like you don't know when it's gonna find you. You might as well have a plan. Something in your back pocket. Like I always say, there's a fire escape in every building. There's a little chart that says, here's what happens. Probably never gonna be a fire, but at least you have a plan for it. You're probably never gonna get held hostage. Probably never going to get attacked in the street. But what if? Do you have an idea in your head what you would do? What you're capable of? Are you confident? Are you a sheepdog? They'll train you. ReactDefense.com is where you go. It's the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.
Brett
Well, let's start off with a doozy. Luigi the Musical. It's based on Luigi Mangione.
Holmberg
You gotta be kidding.
Brett
Not sold out six shows in San Francisco and it's heading its way to New York and Los Angeles.
Holmberg
You gotta be kidding me.
Brett
People are loving it.
Brady
Is it funny? It's too soon to be that funny with it, but. Or is it? A hero's story.
Brett
Describes the musical which depicts the life of Luigi and two other infamous inmates.
Brady
So I'll tell you this.
Brett
Sean Diddy Combs and Sam Bankman. It's gotta be. There's gotta be some comedy.
Brady
But if San Francisco loved it and it's going to LA and New York, it's a hero story. Oh yeah, because they're not rolling that out in Texas.
Holmberg
Nope. Not my state.
Brady
Nope. Not happening. Here in Dallas. You know what happened? The last lib wandered around downtown Dallas. Head went up like popcorn.
Brett
Huh?
Brady
To me. And I just can't. I can't have it explained to me. There's something wrong.
Brett
It's gotta be. It's gotta be. Like you said, a comedy based puff ditty's in it.
Brady
Yeah, I get the comedy side, but there's something wrong with you if, if you are. I understand to a certain degree following Luigi Mangione's plight until he pulled the trigger. You know, I understand the cause. I understand what people are upset about and. But until he pulled the trigger, it's like being in a fight with your wife. You can be right and it can get heated and she can drive you nuts, but once you punch, it's over for you. You crossed that line of violence. You did something horrible, and that's, that's the end of the argument. And I don't get people who support it. I just can't. I can't wrap my head around it. I want to try to say, am I missing something? Is this like a guy Foulkes thing? It's not. It's just a horrible event that it's. It's. I don't get it. Morning sickness. The 98 KUPD. Holmberg's Morning Sickness.
Brett
Matt Damon stuck it to his nemesis Jimmy Kimmel last night. He and Ken Jennings won the million dollars and who wants to be a millionaire?
Brady
Oh, they did.
Brett
Yeah. The million bucks will go to met Damon's charity, water.org but the question they answered for a million bucks, they went down to the 50. 50. Oh, the right one is which of these words is often used to describe one of the most beautiful auditory effects on earth? The sound that's made by leaves of trees when wind blows through them.
Brady
Rustling.
Brett
They had the possible answers were apricity, petrichor, susurrus and eudaimonia.
Holmberg
I'm out.
Brady
I can't even get the root words of any of those to try to get. I'd say susurrus.
Brett
You got a million bucks too.
Brady
Yeah, because susurrus is the only one that's the seems. Well, no, I can't even think of the thing I thought of when you said it. There's a root word. Damn it. Anyway, that's why you. That's how you win those word games.
Brett
Yeah.
Brady
You try to find the root of why it would be a word and then tie it into the area. By the way, somebody just said you guys should have Brett go down there and run your sales department. You Would be crushing it. I don't know. Last time we combined Germany and Italy, it didn't go as well as it thought.
Brett
Missing sales rep. We'd like to welcome.
Brady
My new assistant, Brad Weasley.
Brett
You're a good earner.
Brady
Hey, I'd like to be known as Il Duce. Now we just need a JAP employee. We will commence with the access of sales Evil. Believe the posters, by the way. For those of you asking at home of Scott Taylor. Just as Hitler. Pointing to the belief thing as Hitler. Still up.
Holmberg
One of them's missing.
Brady
One looked. The one that I noticed by the stairs is gone. The other one on the. On the cabinets.
Holmberg
Oh, I didn't see.
Brady
Still there. Yeah, yeah, they still are hanging on to that. They won't admit when they're wrong and they won't admit when they did something stupid. So the. The Hitler Scott pictures are still up. They're just not where I walk anymore.
Brett
Yeah, they took him out of the.
Brady
They took him out of our eyeliner. But I still wander around the building. I'm the eyes and ears of this dump. They don't even know it. I saw it again. I'm like, there it is.
Holmberg
I'm going to post it.
Brett
Listerine mouthwash insured Cynthia arivo's mouth for $2 million. It's part of a new campaign called wash your mouth.
Brady
Oh.
Brett
They'Re tapping into the wicked thing. And her voice.
Brady
Was that the bald lady?
Brett
Yeah.
Brady
Okay. They insured her mouth because of her voice. Shouldn't they ensure her vocal cords? Remember Julie Andrews from the Sound of Music?
Brett
Yeah.
Brady
She had polyp surgery years and years ago and never sang again. That beautiful voice that she had. And Sound of Music, she could never sing again. Never get polyp surgery. Is the. So you should ensure your throat dead.
Brett
And company will celebrate the Grateful Dead 60th anniversary this weekend. There's three shows in San Francisco at the Golden Gate Park.
Brady
Jesus.
Brett
Die Hard fans are skipping the show because of ticket prices. They're pointing out the fact that tickets are now up to $1700 and Jerry Garcia would be rolling in his grave. Yeah, Woody, he's about not gouging people for tickets.
Holmberg
And free is gouging somebody to go to one of them shows.
Brady
Yeah, that's terrible. I would never go to the. Although John Mayer is a killer guitar player.
Holmberg
Yeah, he is. He is.
Brady
I would watch him by himself. I don't want to hear Grateful Dead songs. That's the problem I have with it.
Holmberg
Is that somebody. Somebody already said.
Brady
Is that a combo of you and me and. I don't know, Dave Dran was. I think so. Yeah.
Holmberg
And then they try to throw Margot Robbie in too.
Brady
So there you go. That's Jimmy Kimmel, Vesl and Margot Robbie.
Brett
Yeah, I didn't do too bad, though.
Brady
No, no, it's pretty good. Water donations. You got a gun out. It's working.
Holmberg
I'm going to post that one.
Brady
Whatever's working.
Brett
Oh, that's the. That's the theme poster from now on.
Brady
Hey, look, we got a whole bunch of people from the old folks home getting off one of them Friendship Village bus. Whoops. Did I scare you? On your bus. Probably give some water.
Brett
That'll be the picture that they use if something, you know, controversial happens in the news.
Holmberg
Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
Brett
And there's Brett Vestley.
Brady
Oh, yeah.
Brett
It'll be like he said, Veasley. They'll mispronounce, by the way.
Brady
I don't know if you guys know it because nobody's allowed to tell you we got a covert outbreak here in the building. Shut up. Really? Yeah, like four people.
Holmberg
Oh, I know.
Brett
That's why we got the memo.
Brady
What are you doing?
Brett
Was there a memo saying, just want to let you know you can stay safe. Maybe wear masks.
Brady
Jesus Christ. You're the only one they care about.
Brett
I never saw Friday.
Brady
Did it start?
Brett
Reminder. She's saying that.
Brady
Who sent that?
Brett
Susie.
Brady
Did it start? Dear employees. Hold on.
Holmberg
Actually, here, I'll pull it up.
Brady
Yeah, I didn't either.
Holmberg
No, you. You guys had to.
Brady
I thought it would start with that.
Brett
That's what I immediately thought when that came out. I'm like, oh, we got some people that.
Brady
A whole bunch of them. So it didn't start with Dear employee with pre existing conditions Reminder. I don't know. I get that part, but you were the one that got it. Dear Brady.
Brett
Yeah, just.
Brady
You need to know about this.
Brett
You may be compromised.
Brady
Do not get sick. We gotta get you out of here. There it comes, Buddha. This is the email. Yeah, I didn't get this.
Holmberg
Yeah, this came in on Monday the 28th.
Brady
I know. They want me to get hit by Monday. Yeah, yeah, I'm convinced. They want me to get hit by a bus.
Holmberg
Susie.
Brady
Hey. Everyone but John. With summer in full swing and fall quickly approaching. We're seeing Covid cases ticking up a bit. No, we're not. Well, just here. Don't blame society. We're all excited for vacation. Sunshine, a little break. But let's make sure we're still looking out for each other. Except John, here's a quick refresher. Wash those hands. Masks are fine if you want that extra layer of ridicule.
Holmberg
Like a douche.
Brady
He wanders in with a mask. Get out of here. If somebody comes in with a mask. Yeah.
Brett
Hello, douche canoe.
Brady
Well, that's a nice. It's a lovely extra layer of sadness and ridicule that we'll be giving you for the rest of your time here. All right, well, Covid, how about that? It's real to me.
Brett
Damn it, John. The letter came out during sensitivity training.
Brady
No, I must have been in the. In the. Watching all the sensitive people do. Cirque the sensitivity. Anyway. All right, I'm done. You guys have yourselves a phenomenal Thursday, and we'll catch you right here tomorrow in the morning Sickness. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: July 31, 2025
Title: Entertainment Drill - THU - Matt Damon And Ken Jennings Won Million On Who Wants To Be Millionaire
Arizona’s #1 Morning Radio Show, Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, delivers another engaging episode filled with lively discussions, insightful commentary, and entertaining segments. Hosted by John Holmberg with regular contributors Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, this episode delves into topics ranging from tactical defense seminars to celebrity achievements on game shows. Below is a detailed summary capturing the key points, discussions, insights, and conclusions from the episode.
The episode kicks off with a segment on an upcoming event titled "Entertainment Drill," sponsored by ReactDefense.com—the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment. Brady Bogen enthusiastically discusses the details of the seminar, highlighting its focus on practical self-defense techniques in hostage situations.
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The conversation shifts to a discussion about a new musical titled "Luigi the Musical," which has garnered significant attention for its unconventional subject matter.
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A highlight of the episode is the exciting news about Matt Damon and Ken Jennings winning a million dollars on the popular game show "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." The hosts delve into the specifics of their impressive achievement.
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The hosts transition to discussing recent marketing campaigns and significant anniversaries in the music industry.
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Towards the end of the episode, the hosts address recent COVID-19 developments and share an office memo regarding health safety measures.
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The episode wraps up with the hosts sharing final thoughts and playful interactions, reinforcing the show's engaging and humorous dynamic.
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This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness seamlessly blends humor, current events, and practical advice, offering listeners a well-rounded and entertaining morning show experience. From tactical defense seminars and controversial musicals to celebrity game show victories and COVID-19 updates, the hosts provide diverse and engaging content that keeps the audience informed and entertained. Notable interactions and witty exchanges among John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, and Dick Toledo highlight the show's dynamic chemistry, making it a must-listen for fans seeking both information and amusement.