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So all you got to do is start the process on online@doug hopkins.com or sing. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Oh, they suck so bad. Not miles to nowhere people. The people we work with. We have some people we work with we're talking about. Oh, they're the worst. What's for lunch today? I don't know. There's a lot of options. I want a grilled wiener anyway. How dare you. It's a lot of people want to See, Bottom Brady family. Bottom Brady or square stair. That's probably gonna happen. More than likely. Only Fans. Although there's my set up. My. Oh, yeah, Brady and Only Fans would be fun. You just tugging it. Wonder how much we could raise for charity if you just went on Only Fans once and ripped one off. Even with your back turned, where you don't even show anything, just your back. Not doing it for charity. All right, I don't do it for you, then. I don't blame him. All right, that's fine. Do it for just you, then. Do it for profit. Right in front of the aquarium. Just people would watch. Just out of curiosity. Yeah, they would. I would. I think it'd be hilarious to hear your little. The sad tears. Crying. Sorry. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this. Oh, that's good stuff. Janet has emailed in about our Mike Tanner and his lack of an erection. Okay, this from a woman. So is he Holmberg? Maybe he can't get an erection because of his big fat wife. We need to hear his side. Maybe she's taking dumps with the door open, farting around him. He sees all these repulsive acts, like she's just wandering around like a sister. Mass consumption of food from a trough. She probably can't clean herself very well because she's gotten so big so her nethers are dirty. Maybe if she slimmed down, he'd start wooding up again. Brother in law even says he doesn't find her attractive. Poor Mike Tanner's penis might just be scared. Or he's got something on the side and he's wearing it out over there. Check the scale. Love you, Holmberg, as always. Thanks for the laughs, viewpoints and witty banter. That's from Janet. That's a woman basically saying it's a woman's fault if a guy can't get it up. If I wasn't an only child, that would be my sister Janet's. I think. My long lost sister. Just the way she thinks, you know, she is sort of the Brett. Her verbiage lady. Brett. Yuck. And Only Child should be a website too, where you just sit there and like, what Brady's gonna do. Back turned all by yourself. This says sorry to hear. Oh, this is from our blind listener. Sean Rockefeller says, sorry to hear the news about Mike Tanner. It's sad when your brother, who you look up to, can't get an erection. My brother James Rockefeller has never had that problem. Every time my brother James sees an attractive man, he's rock hard. Oh, that's nice to know. Thanks, Sean. Outing your brother, outing your family on the radio. That's very smooth. This is sort of a. An emergency. What would Brady do? And possibly going to take over the bottom Brady in the center square later this morning with this one says good morning. Being that my husband is a listener to the morning show every day, I would like to know what you guys would do with my situation. Maybe black lady Brady can chime in for some reason, characters, opinions are. Now, my husband had the morning show playing in the background as we finished the deed, and he started to chuckle in my ear. And I think it's going to be something cute or romantic. And I'm like, what happened? Holmberg just said dot, dot, dot. So he's listening while he's humping me. This happens a few times a week and sometimes gets real bad when the squares are on. Sincerely, A Concerned Wife. Amanda, are we getting blamed for this? So they're going in around the. We're paid for nine. Nine. So it's a black family because they're getting ready for work at 10. What's happening? You caught on late. Yeah, sorry, I was. I was typing something. Okay. Brett did the math. Very late on that. All right. So you're having sex before work at 9:50. I mean, and that's not our fault. We're paid to be hilarious and we're winning it. And your husband can't turn us off. Well, and do you want him kiss 1230? Don't come on that early in the morning. You ain't gonna get any of that funny stuff here on Kiss 1230. That's for sure. And Amanda, your left leg isn't open as much as it needs to be. It's kind of fighting the system right now. We at KISS 1230 are looking out for our brother. We gonna make you laugh, but we just might make you all over your wife. Kiss 12:30 is gonna be live this weekend at a cold hot dog factory. One of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Kiss 12:30. Yeah, turn it on. Kiss 12:30. Amanda, what are you. What are you people listening to the 98 KUPD for their morning show? Yeah, their morning show is not even last longer. I guess that's your fault. Amanda, don't go emailing me that your husband is whispering funny things in your ear that we're saying while he's humping you. You're allowing him to have this show on. I mean, how could you be in the throes of passion and not hear Brady and not get a Chuckle out of that. Come on. Amanda and her husband will love what I have to say now. Well, I'll do that later. By the way, I loved the stuff yesterday. Somehow or another, Lizzo, still standing like, still wants to be known as sort of the fat. Like, she trolling. She trolled the. Said she's involved in the Sydney Sweeney thing and she's not wrong. But there's a weird little tie to this if you haven't seen it. Lizzo, the formerly humongous, now still big, but not humongous singer who was really body positive and said she was all happy about being fat and skinny. People were awful. This was thing. And then she lost weight. Now she wants credit for that, for being healthy. And it's like, good for you. Finally, someone got into your ear saying what you were doing is not healthy. She put out a tweet that said if Democrats won the election and then put herself in an all denim suit as if to say, this is Sydney Sweeney. And then she said, my jeans are black. Right. So what she's essentially saying is, had the Democrats won the election, we would never have had the American Eagle ad that Sydney Sweeney is in. And again, way to go, dummies. American Eagle is getting all the free advertising you could ever imagine. Imagine. So they're mad about Sydney Sweeney being hot. That's essentially all this comes down to. They're mad about her being hot and saying, I've got good genes because she's white. I suppose nobody cares. No, no male human being thinks I'm on a kick for that. Winnie Harlow, I told you guys about that. She's both. She's like literally a white person breaking out of a black person or a black person breaking out of a white person. I can't tell. But she's hot as hell. She's got great cheeks. But she's basically saying, if Democrats won the election and she put a picture of herself in the denim, and I think that's insinuating that. I'm not saying that. I think she said it. Republican women are hotter that are thinner and better looking. Brett clearly agrees with that. His face is full of. He's just beaming with you. But you say if Democrats won't. Unattractive, unhealthy people would have been in that ad. Well, let's just look at it the way it is. Sydney Sweeney cans or Lizzo cans. I mean, come on. I want to live. The point of being able to do that. You wouldn't be you. You. This would happen. It's still happening. What they Put Sydney Sweeney on and they're still catching heat. Well, no, they're basically saying. You're saying you won't even think about that. If the. She's saying, in my opinion, the Democrats would have stopped the Sydney Sweeney. Adam. They would have. Because they tried. Even now, they're trying. That's what I'm saying. But that's my point. If they were in, like, politics would have somehow or another stepped in and said, it's racist. It's. I don't know how we're getting raced about anything. And by the way, every black guy I've talked to would bang Sydney Sweeney. They don't disagree with this. Like, yeah, I mean, she's a little narrow in the back, but okay. Over Lizzo. So she's basically saying politically that if Biden or Kamala were president, that you wouldn't have. We wouldn't have been allowed to see Sydney Sweeney being hot. That would have been. That would have been stopped in its tracks, which is why they lost the election. That's why the Democrats didn't win my vote. Yeah. If you said, if we're elected, no hot white women are allowed in ads, I'd be like, that's no good. I want all. I don't care what color it is. I'm the Martin Luther King of hot. Whatever color it is, if it's hot, I'm into it. So she posts that and thinks that she made some sort of point against the Trump world. But what she did was basically say, all Democratic women are fat and unattractive, and that's what we want to be. Okay. That backfired. That's why Trump got 80 million votes. We don't want that. That's why toxic masculinity, as they call it, sort of won out. I don't understand that at all. And I think she feels like she made some sort of poignant statement. But are they basically saying she missed on the ad? The denim needs to be. Well, that's a lot of denim. He's had black jeans on. Right. She's wearing the blue jeans. But is she saying that her. Like, she didn't take it as a double? Yeah, she did it as her G E N E S. I don't get it. I don't get how this caused so much trouble, you know? And again, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You may not. I think a guy even emailed me the other day and said, I think Sydney Sweeney looks a little downsy, but she's got great cans. I see what you See, I'm not saying she's the hottest girl in the world. She draws the eye. And again, like I said yesterday, you look at her like, whoa. But wait, that's exactly what you say. Sydney Sweeney is not like top to bottom. Holy cow. The Gisele Bundchen factor. I always said Tom Brady's wife. She's so hot. She's so hot. But wait, her nose. It's got my nose. That's not good. John Holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 KUPD. Hey, you want to win $979? Well, check this out. Handle the Heat is back with another chance to win and another chance to check out a Holmberg special on the menu at Native Grill and Wings. That's right. Join the HMS Crew at Native Grill and Wings during one of our 4U brews for a chance to participate in Handle the Heat. That's Holmberg's hot wing eating contest. For details and all the contest rules, head to 98kupd.com think you can handle the heat? We'll bring your appetite and find out. It's all brought to you by Native Grill and Wings. 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Have you seen the beat down in Cincinnati? So there was a, there was a street fight in Cincinnati where a, a white guy and it was a lot of black people and a white guy and a few others were at, I don't know where they were, a club or something. They're down in Cincinnati. And it turned into an absolute meltdown beating of this white guy. Multiple people kicking, throwing blows, kicking them in the head, stomping them. Women got involved and a couple other white guys tried to stop. They took a couple of shots. And everybody's calling it like, oh, this is terrible. Only one person out of probably 100 called 911 and they're like, this is awful. This is a terrible. What a tragedy. And it is. And I'm like. But then you watch and you realize the white guy took a swing first and they say it's just a one on one confrontation. I'm going to tell you this, there's no audio of it. I haven't heard it. And if it has been out, I don't know it yet. There's no way that that group of people didn't hear the N word at one point. Nuclear. No, the other one. Because there's no reason and white guy a little bit to blame in this thing. You escalate that. If you're surrounded by a bunch of people of any race, it doesn't matter. And yeah. And you're the one outlier. Don't pick a fight. It doesn't make any sense. Now. It's bad and it's terrible that they just, they just wail on this. Have you seen the video? Brett, grab the video. I haven't seen the video. If you haven't seen the video, it's terrible to watch. This dude takes a beating, but everybody's trying to make him a Victim. I think he might have asked for it. I hate to say that nobody asked for a beating like that, but if you look, I get it. In a perfect world, nobody should ever have to deal. You drop the wrong word in that crowd. If you're with a bunch of Mexicans and you start mouthing off and take a swing at one, you're getting stabbed multiple times by multiple people. You're with a bunch of white supremacist groups. Take different. It's a whole bunch of people. When you're out, when you're outnumbered and you're escalating and you decide, I'm going to take. I'm going to take this on, you are asking for it. It's the escalation of a situation. Yes. In hindsight, we should all say never. It should never happen. None of us should ever behave this way. Someone should have called 911. What about human? This one, it goes out the window when the mob mentality takes over. And I watch that video, and the first thing I see is the dude smacking. Okay, well, he's got one case where the person that he swung at, right? Everyone else is assault. Everyone else is assault. Yes. They're probably gonna go to jail for it. However, I don't think it will. His beat down might have been his fault. It's not right. But if he. If it turns out he dropped a bomb in that crew, everyone. Everyone there is gonna kick his ass. You just don't do it. You walk away from that situation. You stand in that. I watched that whole thing, and I'm like, this poor. I don't feel sorry for him. He's doing stuff to escalate this. You can get a verbal altercation with one dude. If Brett and I are. If I'm at the 12th Street, Maryland, and I'm over at that Italian center with Brett, and I'm like, go. It's a deal with all the tank tops. The spaghetti sucks. And then Brett's like, oh, watch your mouth. I'm like, you watch your mouth. And he sees Brett. The whole place sees me and Brett get up, and I'm bowing up to Brett, and I give him a smack. There's a bunch of Italians that are gonna come over and take care of me. It doesn't matter what group you're in. When you're outnumbered by that group, if it's a bunch of Chargers, if it's a bunch of Charger fans, Dodger fans. Yeah. And a Bronco decides to take a swing at one, you're asking for trouble. I'm not saying here's what's going to happen. I'm not saying it's right. I'm saying you're asking for trouble. Here's the beat down. I don't know if it's clean. So this was on the news. So. And they're going to get in trouble for it because you're not allowed to fist fight in public. But this dude kind of asked for it. This is way after the beginning, but this is. This was the beatdown. You tell me right now that the reaction of that group of people didn't hear something they didn't like. There's no reason for the women to get involved in anything else. If it was just two dudes arguing, that dude said something really dumb. But I will say that the news that wants to sway it one direction is not showing him take the first swing, which he did. There we go. This is the one slap. And so he throws a slap at the guy. But I guarantee you. And then somebody else comes over and starts hitting me. He stays in it. He should have just turned and started running. And I think that these people are going to be brought to justice. There are also several. Yeah, they should. But the problem is, you started this. You have to recognize your surroundings. I don't care what it is I got up. Dodger fan, you're absolutely right. You wear a Giants thing to a Dodge. Then a bunch of alcohols in the mix, too. Because I think they were coming out of a club. I think so. And they're coming out of a club. You know, it's different. Well, back. Back when they were up in Oakland. Go to the Raiders game. Anybody else? I worked for the Cardinals at that time. I didn't get to go in the road games, but I sat in that meeting that said, do not wear your cardinal stuff. You will be attacked. Oh, it's terrible. The stuff that happened to some of those people is awful. Well, that guy knocked her out. But it's situational awareness also to be in a situation where you're outside of a club, you're outnumbered by a group of people. No matter if they're. It's a color, if it's a. If it's a T shirt, if it's a group, if it's anything. If that was a. If that was one black guy and a bunch of white people. I'm not saying anyone deserves it. I'm saying you brought it on. That lady got trounced stepping into it. And what, she. She needed to step away, too. Was she stepping away Was she. No, she was right in the middle of it, pulling on people. It's horrible. It's. A guy just picked her up and threw her down because again, look, he Jacks her right in the face. Oh, he does hit, right? Yeah, yeah, the dude hits her. But again, I'm. I'm assuming words are being said that shouldn't be said. You're asking for this escalation of a situation. It doesn't matter if it's right, wrong, or otherwise. You escalate it now. Yeah, the people who are in this video that are going to get caught, they're going to jail. That's good. And that doesn't. That doesn't matter what color anybody is. But I'm telling you right now, don't do it. It's a warning to all of us if you find yourself in a situation where, like, I am the fish out of water here. There is no reason for me to get into an argument with this Italian guy surrounded by dudes with zoot suits on and listening to Frank Sinatra. I should know my area better. That's dumb. And everybody wants to make this some, you know, race thing. It isn't a race thing. It's a dummy. In and amongst a bunch of people where he's outnumbered. It doesn't matter what color it is. I've seen it happen at sporting events. Tribalism is a thing. One dude, and he says, my guess is the N word happened. My guess is somebody spewed out a slur. Because for everyone to get mad, that isn't just about. Well, you know, you could see a few dudes jumping a guy. That's one thing they'll go to jail for. That ain't right. But that's bigger than they're making it out to be. That's a rough story, too. We do that at the Tactical black all the time. Do that De escalation seminar. And then they put them in a scenario, and I've been the. And you don't realize you're in a bar by yourself. That's the scenario they put you in. You're in a bar by yourself, Bunch of drunks are over in a corner, they're trying to get you to come. Get over here. Come on. I'm by myself. I'm good. Come on. What, are we not good enough for you? And then you're like, oh, the answer to it every time is leave everybody time. That's Biz Nasty. That wasn't Biz Nasty. It wasn't a bunch of black guys either, that was outnumbered by a bunch of drunk golfers. And he got involved. No, he was harassing the staff. All right? Next thing you know, you're running through a Walgreens parking lot with five drunks chasing you, and they don't know you, and you don't know them, and nobody knows who's carrying a gun or who has a knife or whatever. Tommy says maybe they were just mad at the white guy for having good genes. Now, see, that is not. That is. That is not. There's where Sydney Sweeney ruined it. All right. Yeah, I. I'm. We got to stop making everything racial and start making everything like, well, what was going on? Why was that guy doing that? I know. Looking at him. But what, you're saying it is racial. No, I'm looking. I'm saying. I bet you it started because the guy says. I'm saying it's. That's stupid on the white guy's part. Yeah. And it becomes racial when you make it. N bomb. Then it becomes racial. Then it becomes racial. But what it was, was stupid white guy standing in a group of people that were mad at him, and he. What are you. What are you going to do about it? I'll fight. I'll fight all of you. Okay. You're running for mayor of Maryville. Look at you. Yeah. I'm not. I'm not defending the people who did the beating. I'm saying that it's. It's just in my mind now to sit back and recognize where you are. If I'm with a group of homeless people. Yeah. And I'm picking on one, they're gonna. They're gonna band together. We don't like to say that. You would hope someone would emerge and say, everyone, stop. But mobs don't listen. Groups don't listen. They get together. Look, it's truth of all of it. It's a fact. Don't do that. It's dumb. And everybody. You know, this is great for TV, great for news, and Fox is loving it, and CNN's loving it, and they just love it. The video is violent and it's got all the wrong answers. There's a one guy doing what. Everyone in this video is wrong. That's what I'm saying. Every single person in this video is wrong. Not calling 91 1's wrong. The white guy's an idiot for. For starting this thing. The black guys are dumber for all jumping in and getting filmed. The filming is the worst part you're going to do. Ratting everybody out unintentionally. John holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 kupd. It's john holmberg here for the amazing people at the Core Institute. A very close friend of mine had his knee surgery at the core. 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There's nothing more important to winning an argument than surviving. You know, like how in the world is that a thing that people think, well, I need to stand up for myself, be a man. No. See what happens when you try to be a man? And you're in the wrong spot and people will go to jail. But let's just analyze ourselves for a second because it's going to create, like, a racist thing. Well, the black guy's just all attacked. I'm like, no, something happened in there. That guy was an idiot. Everyone in that video is wrong. There's no hero and there's kind of no victim. You were in the. You were in a dumb place doing dumb things. You know what? Play dumb games, win dumb prizes. Other than that one lady just waiting for her husband to finish up. Finish up with a fight. Just waiting. Let's get back in the car. Boom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When my husband's done fighting the Globetrotters, we're going to go home. That's. It's. Hang on, let me see. How long, honey? How long is it? Clunk and she's out. Recognize your area? Everybody's got. Nobody's saying the right thing about this. Everybody's like, isn't this terrible? Somebody. No, what's terrible is a street fight broke out and everyone was wrong. Especially if you're adults. You know what should never happen when you're an adult? If you want to get into the real thing, you should ever get into a street fight. If you're a grown up, you should never get into a fist fight with another grown up. Ever. At a bar just because of what someone said. You looked at my girl. It's like, you're the. You're just dumb. Walk away. It's more manly to leave. Relax. It was just the screening of the Naked Gun. You don't need to get. It's true. People got a little upset. Why were you talking through the whole movie? You guys, you wouldn't say that. I'm not going to a black movie theater and going, shh. I know better. And you know what? A black guy isn't going over to the Biltmore movie theater and going, come on, Liam. Come on now. Excuse me. Will you please be quiet? Excuse me, Holmes. Yeah. That dude recognizes. I better be quiet. It's. I think it's from sports. I think I recognize it from sports. I watched that when I was seven years old. That dumb Dolphins fan at Three River Stadium unfurling that pennant at Three River Stadium in a playoff game in the snow. Rip. My dad just grabbed me. He goes, here. Hold on a second. That was back in the day. There was nobody in security at. They beat the crap out of that guy, like, eight Steeler fans. It was a close game. It was a frustrating game. I'm a little kid, and I was frustrated. These adults watch some dude rub it in their face for half a second. The beat down was fat. It was swift. When you're outnumbered and you can tell by the uniforms walk away. But I'm watching the news last night, and they're trying to make us all go crazy. Everyone in this video is wrong. Everyone. And all he did was say the N word. Nuclear. I'm sure that's what he said. That's exactly what he said, Brett. Nuclear. He called someone nuclear, and it went nuclear quickly. Yeah, I don't. I don't watch those things and think to myself, golly, everybody's this side's wrong or that side's wrong. Whenever I see grown ups fighting, I assume everyone's wrong. It's like in prison, you know, it's not that different out here than it is in prison, except for they admit it. We're in groups. You don't wander over to the Aryan Nation and start calling names unless you got backup. And if you don't shut your mouth, it just seems like, maybe it's me, but it seems like these fights escalate a lot quicker. I know why dumb people realize I'm a man up. They escalate quicker because dumb guys won't just go, sorry about that. The real manly thing, the real thing a man would do is go, I'm sorry, this is out of hand. I apologize. You don't know that guy. What's the harm in saying, I'm sorry and letting him walk away going, ah, scared like, you bet I am sorry about that. And you walk away. No, you bow up, you take a swing at him, and what happens next? You're laying in the road and Fox News is calling you a victim. Something you did is in there that nobody's talking about. I said, by the way, John, I think you might be right. It was a jazz festival highlighting black artists and culture. Boy, did those white people learn the hard way about the culture. That's true. It must have been like modern jazz. This guy just says, f you. You're a white hating f tard. Why would a white guy pop off in front of a group of Bloods and Crips? Nobody said they were Bloods and Crips. It was a jazz festival. Then these racial slurs were probably harassing the white men, and he stood his ground and got beat down. Because racial slur mentality is to kill first and ask questions later. You're truly a worthless moron. Thank you, John Bissonnette. Off you go. Go listen to something else. I don't want people that talk like that. Listen to me. Anyway. So you think he's John Bissonnette? You think he's a smart white man who stood his ground in that group? When. If what you're saying is true, that a black person's mentality is to kill first and ask questions later, you still think the white guy's smart for standing in there, if that's a well known fact, you dumbass. If that's a thing. You're calling me a white hater because I'm trying to say this white guy should have walked away. And you're saying, oh, black people kill first, ask questions later. And you still think it was a good idea to stand your ground. You're a dumb. Period. End of story. Go listen to something else, dude. Nobody wants you around. You're. You're. You're an idiot. All I'm saying is when you stand up to a group of people that are not the same and you're the only one there, bad things can happen and bad odds. The odds are not stacked against you. Especially when you believe what this idiot believes, that there's an entire group of people that will kill first and ask questions later. So it's real important to make sure you stand your ground. Are you. Are you listening to me? Walk away. You can still be racist and alive and walk away, dumbass. Gotta stand my ground against an entire group of people that will kill first and ask questions later. I hope you do that someday. On principle. Now, I do believe there's a hypocrisy with the way it would be handled if it was reversed. I do believe that the news would make this a full on like, marches in the streets thing. And that's also wrong. Everyone's wrong in that video. White hating. Come on. I love being white. It's amazing. Idiots. What I am. My friend Tom Brannaman had a good time that night. No fight. That's right. Out in the natty. I wonder if Tom was at the jazz festival. Boy, oh boy. I'm not getting involved in that. That's the dumbest email I've ever gotten. 25 years. Congratulations, John. You have the dumbest email I've ever received that is saying something. Let's fight. And I knew. Talking about this. No, I'm not. I know. Look, if you came up and wanted to fight him, like, calm down. You want to bow up, you're going to go to jail. You're an idiot. He probably would. I knew talking about this would make people mad because you have to take your tribal side, which is my point. If I said as a white man, hey, he probably did something wrong, suddenly I hate whites. If you stand up for anything that you like, you look at and you go, that's not my tribe. But I could like, this is a bad situation. Oh, you're going to get so many people like, no, it's white versus black. It isn't. It's dumb versus smart. That's it. And there are hypocrisies and there are all sorts of stuff. Maybe you asked a brother to do an only fans that could be. And that's a different kind of brother onlyfans that we're talking about. Yeah, says John. There's a party of people going down Saturday and it's a bunch of crazy people who will kill you. And you believe that to be true. Are you going to go to that show? No, I wouldn't. If I truly believe that idiots. Too many. Stay away from my hellcat. Exactly. There's a lot of hellcats that are going to get common sense is lost on idiots. John, preach. I'm not trying to preach. I'm trying to say smart versus dumb is more important than black versus white and we've lost that completely. Yeah. When you go to a show, check the parking lot out and see, you know what's parked out there. What did I tell you about the time my black friend Todd pissed off the hell's angels, accidentally stepped on the toe of a hell's angel at Webb theater at a cult show. And Todd ran down or is going down the stairs. And everybody got up and I said, todd's in trouble. And I turned to go help him, thinking at the very least I could de escalate by talking. And when I realized I was on the staircase with about 45 Hell's Angels chasing a black guy, I joined the hell's angels. It had nothing to do with white and black. It had everything to do with preservation of self. And I remember standing down there with Todd going, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go. And the one what'd you do? We left. Yeah. Well, the black security guard at the bottom screamed, run. And Todd did and he did. And that became very. But what Todd didn't do is bow up because he thought he had back up with me. I was running. I saw the writing on the wall. Being friends with Todd was detrimental to my life at that point. But the whole reason that started is he stepped on the toe, reacted. And Todd's reaction could have been much. I'm sorry. He said, I'm sorry. The guy goes, watch it. And then he goes, f you. And Todd goes, f me. F you. Had no idea. Good day. Just thought this old man got pissed off and then. And evidently stepped on the leader's toe. Everyone backed it up and they couldn't wait to get down those stairs to beat a bull. There were two staircases. They. They covered both sides. Oh, horrifying. But what Todd didn't do is go. You want to go? It would have been the end of him. The end of him. It's terrible. Morning sickness. The 98 KUPD. Hey, Byron. I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns. Brett, I sure do. It's MMP Guns Customs MMP Guns is creating some amazing firearms. We offer polishing, plating, bluing, custom laser engraving, laser stippling, CERA and performance upgrades. We do everything in house with our master trained craftsmen. You can select our designs or make up your own. Well, can you do this to my gun? We can do it to nearly any firearm. Doesn't matter where you live. You can ship it to us or we already have completed firearms in inventory daily with no wait. Well, there you have it. MMP Guns. 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For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness. Let's see John bitching that. Have himself the same situation and see if he's that Badass when he's waking up in the ER for standing his ground. Yeah, be smart. That's all I'm saying. I don't care what race it is. Be smart. If you're a black guy and you're in and amongst a bunch of angry white dudes and you start mouthing off the. I'm not saying it's the right thing, but it's very possible. Guys telling me I hate white people. I love white people. Not all of them. Ton of who are white. I don't like any race. I've said that before. I. I hate all races. I like people, individuals. They said, hey, now he's taking a beating. Hey Bisnett, you're that dumbass that goes and punches the coach because your kid in a little team. Little league team sucks. Everyone else's fault but yours. Grow up, moron. Hey, Bisson, that go eat a cold hot dog. Yeah. I can't believe they went there. That's funny. Enough of this race talk, John. That's gay. Let's hear more about Brady taking the ass from his brother. Yeah, that's true. That's where this show really thrived. Smart as going to a Slayer concert decked out in Redskins gear and handing out blankets. Exactly. Thank you for understanding. Put it in terms our listeners can understand. There's the one person that's not making this about race and they'll and it's still impossible for people not to see it. And the what if crew will come out. Well, what if it was reversed? It wasn't. What if it was? We don't know. You don't know for sure. You want to play the what if? That's what wives do. When you said it reminded me of the time. And what if I said it's like none of this actually happened? You're comparing it to something that isn't real. So just go with what you know and be smarter. If it was reversed, there would have just been a missing person. Very possibly true. Look, it's a thing. All I'm saying is. And you can yell at me all you want. Be smarter. This guy said it. Dude. Simple phrase, read the goddamn room. Exactly. So it's the Internet's fault Being able to call people slurs from 3,000 miles away is crippled the ability to people to read the effing room. You want to drop a hard R in the privacy your own home? Hell yeah, brother. Go nuts. But don't shout it in Compton. Nope, it's the funny line in the vacation. Roll them up. They knew they weren't supposed to be there. Mind your p's and q's. Red tip. Yeah, yeah. You're gonna talk to my cousin. He's down there. Torino, with no wheels. And what happened? What you would expect to happen when a fish out of water starts swimming around in the wrong spot. You get honky lips painted on your. And you deserved it. I never forget being a little kid. My dad accidentally crossed the border. First white man to illegally break into Mexico ever. At Juarez. He somehow found a fast lane and we zipped right. He goes, jesus Christ, we're in Mexico. And that was like immediately. We weren't supposed to. We got on the wrong road. And he popped in this little. It was late at night and we're going. And he didn't know anything. We went to Mexico. So unprepared as easterners who had just moved to Albuquerque, my dad couldn't wait to see the Old West. Boy, was he disappointed. He thought Mexico was just going to be tumbleweeds. Guys with hats pulled down in these blankets. Hola. The three amigos, basically. Exactly. We get into Juarez and it was like, oh, my God. And I just remember him screaming, what the hell is all this? Alto. What does that mean? And he wanted stop signs to say, stop sign, stop, and people are blowing through him. Does that mean stop? It's the same shape as ours. What the is alto? Lost his mind. We gotta get out of here. He knew where we were. He knew we didn't know what we were doing. And we were possibly in peril because you present yourself as a victim. Be smart. Somebody said, hey, John Bissonnette, go slob on Mike Tanner's flaccid knob. Yeah, I don't want to attack the guy. Too bad. He's Mike Tanner was a classic winner. No, dude, that's all angry John Bisson. I'm a white hating ftard. And then he goes on to slur away. Well, if that's representation of the white race, maybe I am. If you're the. If you're the guy holding the mantle for white. I'm not sure I'm too proud of it. I happen to think that all races suck. All of them. People prove themselves individually. Races are. The worst thing that's ever happened to society is that we banded together and had to agree with each other based on one thing. Come on, stupid. And that's another thing about sports being awesome. I can go to a store and see a white supremacist in a Steeler shirt, not know it. Fist bump a black guy who hates Me not know it. Fist bump if he's in a Steelers shirt. We unite over that. It's a weird thing that all of your strange hangups about society kind of go away when you see a guy who cheers for Jerome Bettis, too. It's weird. And then we take those jerseys off and we become these strange monsters that are trapped in the skin that makes us one thing or the other. I am Martin Luther King. I am amazing right now. It's like women going to the Middle east with no beekeeper outfit, John. Eating pork, showing their ankles. Whores are gonna get hunger stoned, and then they're gonna try to say it's Brittney Griner going to Russia, saying, well, my rules are different. No, you knew. You knew what you were doing. I knew it would be trouble to even bring it up. But I ain't scared. Most of the people I'm talking to are probably on the same page. This guy says, come on, John, Hell's Angels. They all ride Harley's. You know, Harley riders would have just held the dude down and kissed him. I don't know. I don't know if that's a guy who's tribal about India. You can go f yourself. He's saying Harley riders are all gay. Is that a thing? Is that a battle between Indian riders and Harley the other way around? No, it's the Harleys. Think Indians. Oh, that's. Any other import riders? Yeah, well, yeah, they ride Hondas and Suzuki's and things like that. I don't know if that's a bike, but. Yeah, I understand that. Yeah, good old American Harleys. But the Harley and Indian guys get along. That's what I figured. The American made bikes. That's what I thought. The American guys? Yeah. If you've been to a Slayer concert, the last thing you want to do is start going back to the reservation. Everyone. You jerks. Dang it. End well, your new nickname is going to be Custer. It's Friday, John. Can you talk about farts or cans or something, for God's sakes, man? Yeah, no, I just wanted to bring this up. And the crazy thing is, I've probably gotten that video sent to me about 10 times. Did you see this? See this? Yeah. What do you think? I'll tell you what I think. I think everybody in the video is wrong. Every single person at isn't racist. It's stupid. Everyone is dumb. Be smarter. That's all I'm saying. Now back to Brady taking one of the. As it is Friday after. It is Friday, I got A little heavy on a Friday, but Brady ain't heavy. Tom's his brother. What do you got on the big board of musicals? Good brother. He's a good brother. What do you got there? All right. Wake up Song brought to you by Action Ride Shop. Pedal your way away from the trouble. And no better way to do it than on a brand new bike from Action Ride Shop. Brand new Pivots in stock as well as Santa Cruz and Rocky Mountain. You name it, they got it. If they don't, they'll get it. And if you got that old bike in the garage, you don't want to pick up a new one. Best wrenches in town. They'll fix whatever you got. From Huffy's to Pivots. They got you covered. It's Action Ride Shop. Two locations right there. 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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: 08-01-25
Release Date: August 1, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Station: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Timestamp: 05:30 - 10:00
The episode kicks off with John Holmberg addressing listener interactions, setting the tone for a candid and often controversial discussion.
Amanda, a concerned wife, shares an experience where her husband listens to the show during intimate moments, leading to unexpected chuckles. John humorously responds:
John Holmberg [06:15]: "I don’t blame him. It happens a few times a week and sometimes gets real bad."
Janet humorously attributes Mike Tanner’s lack of erections to his relationship woes, suggesting his partner's habits are the culprit.
Janet [07:20]: "Maybe she's taking dumps with the door open, farting around him."
John critiques Janet’s perspective, emphasizing that blaming women for male sexual health issues is misguided.
Sean Rockefeller defends Mike Tanner, sharing his brother James’s robust sexual health and condemning the public outing of personal issues.
Sean Rockefeller [08:45]: "It’s sad when your brother, who you look up to, can’t get an erection... Every time my brother James sees an attractive man, he's rock hard."
Timestamp: 10:00 - 20:00
The hosts delve into Lizzo’s recent trolling of Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle jeans advertisement, unpacking the underlying racial and political tensions.
John discusses Lizzo's body positivity stance and her subsequent weight loss, juxtaposing it with her criticism of the ad.
John Holmberg [11:30]: "Lizzo, the formerly humongous, now still big, but not humongous singer who was really body positive and said she was all happy about being fat and skinny."
Bret Vesely adds that Lizzo insinuates political motivations behind the ad, suggesting Democratic influence controls the portrayal of women in media.
Bret Vesely [13:15]: "She's saying if Democrats won the election, we wouldn't have seen Sydney Sweeney being hot in the ad."
The conversation highlights the backlash against Sydney Sweeney, with John emphasizing the superficiality of the criticism.
John Holmberg [16:50]: "Donald Trump got 80 million votes because toxic masculinity won out over discussions about race and health."
Dick Toledo agrees, advocating for individual merit over racial or political generalizations.
Dick Toledo [19:00]: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All races suck, people prove themselves individually."
Timestamp: 20:00 - 35:00
The discussion shifts to a violent incident in Cincinnati where a white man was assaulted by a mob, sparking debates on race, tribalism, and self-preservation.
John recounts the incident where a white man allegedly initiated the confrontation, leading to his brutal attack by a group dominated by Black individuals.
John Holmberg [21:10]: "All he did was say the N word. He should have just walked away."
Bret offers a strategic perspective on de-escalation, emphasizing the importance of recognizing one’s environment to avoid such confrontations.
Bret Vesely [24:30]: "The real manly thing is to say, 'I'm sorry,' and let him walk away."
John challenges the racial framing of the incident, arguing that the confrontation was less about race and more about individual stupidity and escalation.
John Holmberg [27:45]: "It's dumb versus smart, not black versus white."
Dick Toledo echoes the sentiment, stressing that mob mentality transcends racial lines and is rooted in poor decision-making.
Dick Toledo [30:20]: "In a perfect world, nobody should ever have to deal with this. It's about preservation of self."
Listeners express varied opinions, with some blaming the victim and others condemning the mob. The hosts critique media portrayal, suggesting bias and selective reporting.
John Holmberg [32:50]: "The news would make this a full-on marches in the streets thing, which is also wrong. Everyone's wrong in that video."
Bret adds that societal hypocrisy often leads to misrepresentation of such events, further complicating public perception.
Bret Vesely [34:10]: "Everyone is wrong, and it's stupid. Be smarter."
Timestamp: 35:00 - 45:00
The conversation transitions to broader themes of masculinity, pride, and the importance of knowing when to walk away from conflicts to preserve one’s well-being.
John and Bret discuss de-escalation techniques, advocating for intelligent responses over aggressive confrontations.
John Holmberg [36:30]: "The real manly thing is to say, 'I'm sorry,' and walk away."
Bret Vesely [38:15]: "Smart versus dumb is more important than black versus white, and we've lost that completely."
Brett shares personal stories to illustrate the consequences of failing to de-escalate, reinforcing the episode’s central message.
Brett Vesely [40:00]: "If you're with a bunch of Mexicans and you start mouthing off, you're getting stabbed multiple times."
John Holmberg [42:25]: "You need to recognize your surroundings. It's about survival, not pride."
The hosts conclude this segment by urging listeners to take personal responsibility for their actions and to prioritize safety over ego.
Dick Toledo [44:50]: "Be smarter. Don't do dumb things that escalate situations."
Timestamp: 45:00 - 50:00
As the episode winds down, John Holmberg reiterates the key takeaways from the discussions, emphasizing the importance of intelligence over aggression and the pitfalls of tribalism.
John Holmberg [46:30]: "Everybody's wrong in these situations. It's about making smart choices, not about race or pride."
The co-hosts briefly mention upcoming topics and encourage listeners to engage thoughtfully with their content, leaving the audience with a reflective note on personal conduct and societal issues.
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, the hosts tackle sensitive topics ranging from personal relationships and media criticism to racial tensions and conflict avoidance. Through a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and blunt honesty, John Holmberg and his co-hosts challenge listeners to rethink their approaches to pride, conflict, and societal divisions. The recurring theme underscores the importance of intelligence, self-preservation, and individual accountability in navigating both personal and public spheres.
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