08-01-25 - Sunken Ancient City Found Off Coast Of Cuba - Ben Emails That His Brother's Junk Is Broke - Woman Found Husband Cheating By Checking Bathroom Scale - Brother's Go Gay On OF Making Us Wonder If Brady Could If Needed

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: August 1, 2025 Title: Sunken Ancient City Found Off Coast Of Cuba | Ben Emails That His Brother's Junk Is Broke | Woman Found Husband Cheating By Checking Bathroom Scale | Brothers Go Gay On OF Making Us Wonder If Brady Could If Needed

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1. Discovery of a Sunken Ancient City Off the Coast of Cuba

The episode opens with John Holmberg discussing the recent discovery of a sunken ancient city off the coast of Cuba. This finding has stirred significant debate among scientists and historians alike.

• John Holmberg [07:00]: "They have gone down, they've looked around. They're like, this is a... Why would this be 600 meters underwater? Sea level hasn't risen this far."

The team delves into the mysteries surrounding the submerged structures, comparing them to the legendary Atlantis. The uncertainty about how such a city ended up so deep underwater raises questions about historical sea levels and catastrophic events.

• Big Dick Toledo [05:39]: "Oh, Atlantis is alive."
• John Holmberg [07:47]: "Maybe there were several thriving underwater cities. Brett, maybe the fish got up on land and looked around."

The conversation touches on the possibility of advanced ancient civilizations and the implications of such discoveries on our understanding of history. The hosts express skepticism and amusement over the lack of concrete explanations from the scientific community.

2. Ben's Email: Brother Mike Tanner's Erectile Dysfunction

John Holmberg reads an email from a listener named Ben, who is concerned about his brother, Mike Tanner, an AC repairman in Tucson. Ben alleges that Mike Tanner is experiencing erectile dysfunction, which has strained his marriage.

• John Holmberg [13:09]: "He works for an AC company in Tucson. He's my brother. And his dick broke, evidently."
• Ben's Email [13:09 - 15:08]: "Can you please mention that Mike Tanner can no longer get an erection? He works for an AC company in Tucson..."

The hosts debate the appropriateness of sharing such personal information on air. They humorously discuss potential solutions and the embarrassment associated with erectile dysfunction, emphasizing the sensitivity required when addressing such topics.

• John Holmberg [15:00]: "Game Day Men's Health. They can fix it. But there's no reason, Ben, to tell everyone that Mike Tanner can't get an erection and it's embarrassing."
• Brett Vestley [15:10]: "It's bad enough the man lives in Tucson."

The segment highlights the challenges of discussing personal health issues publicly and the importance of discretion and support.

3. Woman Discovers Husband Cheating Through Bathroom Scale Records

Another listener segment features a story about a woman who uncovers her husband's infidelity by monitoring discrepancies in her digital bathroom scale records.

• Big Dick Toledo [17:41]: "Another couple. This woman caught her husband cheating."
• John Holmberg [18:07]: "She noticed the digital scale had additional weigh-ins. Someone else has been weighing in numerous times."

The hosts analyze the technicalities of the scale's data, suggesting that multiple entries indicate the husband's covert activities. They humorously speculate on the husband's possible secret life and the unorthodox method the wife used to discover the cheating.

• John Holmberg [18:54]: "How can you tell me it's never going to rain again and it's raining on you as we..."
• Brett Vestley [18:26]: "They don't know. Okay."

This segment underscores the inventive ways individuals detect infidelity, blending humor with the seriousness of relationship issues.

4. Brothers Turning to OnlyFans: A Controversial Move

The most heated part of the episode revolves around the revelation that two brothers have turned to OnlyFans to create adult content, raising eyebrows and ethical questions among the hosts.

• John Holmberg [35:26]: "Ryan Lee is a guy who opted to go down a different route. Ryan was going on OnlyFans showing his wiener and stuff."

The discussion centers on the implications of siblings collaborating in creating adult content, touching on themes of morality, societal norms, and the saturation of platforms like OnlyFans.

• John Holmberg [36:23]: "It's no big deal. We're in a group stance can be on either end. So it's not strange."
• Brady Bogan [39:55]: "We'Re just doing it to make money. It's not sexual."

The hosts engage in a lively debate about the boundaries of acceptable content creation, the potential impact on family dynamics, and the financial motivations behind such decisions. They express discomfort and disapproval, questioning the ethicality of brothers engaging in and monetizing such content.

• John Holmberg [40:36]: "I don't think my brother Tom and I could work on something."
• Brett Vestley [41:06]: "Cody says two brothers is nasty but hot. Twin sisters. That's what's up."

The conversation highlights the tension between financial incentives and personal ethics, leaving listeners to ponder the complexities of modern digital content creation.

Notable Quotes

• John Holmberg [07:00]: "Why would this be 600 meters underwater? Sea level hasn't risen this far."
• Big Dick Toledo [05:39]: "Oh, Atlantis is alive."
• John Holmberg [13:09]: "He's my brother. And his dick broke, evidently."
• John Holmberg [35:26]: "Ryan was going on OnlyFans showing his wiener and stuff."
• John Holmberg [40:36]: "I don't think my brother Tom and I could work on something."

Conclusion

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, the hosts navigate through intriguing archaeological discoveries, personal and sensitive health issues, innovative methods of detecting infidelity, and controversial decisions by individuals to monetize personal relationships on digital platforms. The blend of humor, skepticism, and thoughtful discourse provides listeners with both entertainment and food for thought on contemporary societal issues.

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Transcript

[Brett Vestley]

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[Big Dick Toledo]

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[John Holmberg]

It's John Holberg here from the morning Sickness and it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of my home group and doughns.com I tell you about the house down the street from me that has had a for sale sign in the yard for three months now. In fact, it's the fourth different sign. They've got a new realtor all the time. I do know this though. They wouldn't be dealing with all this stress if they'd have just called TVs Doug Hopkins because he's more than a guy buying your house. He makes an offer for your house, cash. As is, you don't have to do anything. The deal is over. So all you got to do is start the process online. Doughopkins.com or sing. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Friday. It's fast. It's 5:45. This is the morning sickness. My name is John Holmberg. How are you? There's Brady Bogan, there's Brett Vestley, and there is Big Dick Toledo. And we are off and running for a day where I no longer. Again. I'm going through that thing. You can't tell me about global warming if you can't tell me about a surprise storm. Last night somebody started tapping on the window. What in the world is going on? Perfectly clear night. Look out the window a little bit. Rain is hitting the window. There are no clouds. It was like Charlie Brown went outside. Clouds sitting over the house, pouring rain, looking around. And I'm like, I just watched the weather. All the guys said was no chances of rain at all for days. If we can't figure that one out, we certainly don't know what's happening 100 years from now, 50 years from. Stop it.

[Brett Vestley]

Ian Schwartz f du on that one, man.

[John Holmberg]

His buddy Sean did it. Jeez, if you can't. If you can't figure out 10 minutes from now, don't tell me what's going to happen 20 years from now. I'm back on that train. Now.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Maybe it was science. Someone created a storm.

[John Holmberg]

Chinese storm clouds. Yeah, I've heard about those. The rain seeds. They call the seed. They seed. But why my house? Why me? What was going on at my place that needed to happen? It was crazy. So, yeah, I got back on that pretty hard. Yeah, it was crazy. It was like. And it was one cloud about the size of my house. It was weird. And poured rain. And then it went away. And then they're like, well, nobody knew that was gonna happen. And I'm like, well, then what is your job, Ian Schwartz? Explain to me what you do. Guess. You guess. That's it. You look at some computers, you're like, eh, probably not gonna. Pretty easy to do. But again now I'll swing back to all you people that are, you know, you're tribal about the global warming. I believe two things can be true at once. We don't know what the hell we're talking about. And we're also screwing stuff up. That's it. That's all there is to me. I don't know what we're talking about. And we're using a lot of information, we don't know what we're talking about to screw things up. I just, I'm back on the bandwagon of these scientists now. I've met Ian Schwartz. I think he's one of the most wonderful human beings on the planet. He's no scientist. He's as much scientist as I am now. He science of a few things he understands like his way around a man's thighs. That's a science that man. I would take all the, like, the Wisdom he can impart on me through that me and knows his way around that. He knows when it's gonna rain there. Oh, damn you, Ian Schwartz and your weather team. Yeah, so I. Yeah, I just don't. I don't. I'm back off the. And I've never been much of a we're gonna fix it thing. I just saw a special the other day about that. They have a city they found off. We talked about it the other morning about a city they found like 600 meters beneath the ocean by Cuba. They found this thing a long time ago. And initially they're like, ah, some jackass went down there and started a range and stuff. Well, there's pyramids. Like, there's. And it's a few thousand years older than the ones in Egypt, they think. And they've gone down, they've looked around. They're like, this is a. Why would this be 600 meters underwater? Sea level hasn't risen this far. Like, how in the world did this happen? And they don't. They have no explanation for it. And they're like, yeah, we're gonna look deeper into this. This could change everything. And I'm not sure we want it to change everything, but, you know, we don't know what the hell's going on. Then they're like, it's Atlantis. And I'm like, okay, now. And we're still nuts, we're still bananas.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Oh, Atlantis is alive.

[Brett Vestley]

They found it again.

[John Holmberg]

Well, they find it every once in a while, but this one they've had for a while. But it's neat. I mean, the pictures are. Ne they. I don't even know. Are they real?

[Big Dick Toledo]

And I heard that what's even more baffling is that those. The. The pyramids that they're seeing, they're saying it. Those weren't underwater ever.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no, no. Yeah, they know.

[Big Dick Toledo]

So the water was over it.

[John Holmberg]

So, yeah, that's what they're. They were saying in the thing. They're like, how in the world did this go 650 meters below the surface of water if the sea levels have risen? Yeah, just a little. Not enough to do that. Like, what. What was this? Where was this? And why is it here? And then, like, it changed the course of everything. Were there underwater aliens did at one point. Was there a civil civilization underwater that was doing this kind of stuff that managed to get up to Egypt and do the same thing where they fish people? I think is what they're saying. I'm not. Nobody knows anything. We don't know anything.

[Brett Vestley]

This Atlantis west, then like Sun City west and all that kind of stuff. It's like they keep finding it.

[John Holmberg]

Well, there were maybe there were several thriving underwater cities. Brett. Maybe, you know, possibly the fish. If the fish got up on land and looked around, Whoa. There's a city and another guy's like, blow over here too. Like, there'd be. The fish would be shocked at what they saw up here.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I think they. Scientists believe that Atlantis was actually above the water, submerged. And they called it.

[John Holmberg]

They're submerged above the water.

[Big Dick Toledo]

It was originally above the water.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. And then it got buried and it got some right.

[Big Dick Toledo]

And they've now they've pulled up stuff from there.

[John Holmberg]

Well, they haven't taken a thing.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Well, they guessed spots. Like, they feel this is Atlantis.

[John Holmberg]

Where it was one off the coast of Greece. That's not that far under that they can kind of understand. Yeah, they never thought it was like a city where we had like underwater. Qui Gon Jinn was down there with his breathing tank and found Jar Jar Binks in his crew.

[Brett Vestley]

Leave him there.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah. If we found that. Nuke it. Yeah. If we found Jar Jar's house with King Boss and all that. Nuke it. Misa no understand. Explode that. I don't know if I have to write checks for nuke and fake things. I don't know. But we'll nuke that.

[Brett Vestley]

Even the green people, Thunberg and all them be like, that's fine. Use that nuke over there.

[John Holmberg]

We're good. I wonder if the Thunberg would be interested in nuke and Jar Jar's house. I bet. I don't always against destroying the atmosphere unless it means Jar Jar is dead. Even gratis for it. Let's do this. Anyway, so, yeah, I get. I get weirded out by the whole, you know, we've got this all figured out. You know, go buy your stupid hybrid car or do something like that. We're not fixing any of that. We can clean it up. I've always said that we can clean our act up a little bit. We can be a little bit cleaner. It's like a house. You know, you go to some people's houses and there's. You haven't swept or vacuumed in weeks or months. Like, how do they live like this. We can do that. Sweep it up. I don't know that it changes the whole house. But you can't tell me it's gonna rain. You just told me it's not gonna rain. Then it rains on my house. And the. That he Was in is close to my house. Probably got rained on too. That thing probably passed over them. How can you tell me it's never going to rain again and it's raining on you as we. Larry David had the greatest theory about weathermen ever. They all love golf and they tell you that it's going to rain on days they're golfing and then they lie to you and say, oh, it looks like rain at 7 o' clock on this. It's going to pour rain Saturday at 7:00am so everybody. And then they get the whole course to themselves. So if you follow that, if you go see if the weathermen are always wrong about the morning rains or whenever they've got something to do outside, don't believe it. Then my day starts. Even strangers. I get an email from Bruce, who's he emails quite a bit, says, good morning, John. Do you have any desire to go see Caitlin Clark play next Thursday against the Mercury? Oof. As a veteran vet takes his offering tickets to me like, man, haven't you been through enough? You're a veteran. You're a veteran of war. This is what they do. This is.

[Big Dick Toledo]

She's in the lineup. She will play.

[John Holmberg]

No, I don't want to see that. I don't care. I still.

[Brett Vestley]

Sophie will be there.

[John Holmberg]

Look, I understand that. I never went to a Sophie game when she was with the Mercury. We had a chance to look at her. There's Instagram, there's videos. If I want to see Sophie doing stuff, it isn't basketball. She's fine, but it isn't basketball. And also, you got to remember Caitlin Clark. Yes, she's out on the court, but there are nine other people out there that don't know how to play basketball that you would have to stomach and sit through. It's like seeing a movie where you're. It's Swordfish. The movie's horrible, but there's one thing in it you kind of want to see, but you got to sit through the rest of it. Halle Berry's boobs came out in Swordfish for the very first time, remember? But the movie's so dreadfully bad that you almost are kind of like, oh, it's Harley Quinn in the first. What was that one where they had all those, the seven or eight characters?

[Big Dick Toledo]

Suicide Squad.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Suicide Squad. And you're like, I want to see this. Harley Quinn looks hot. And the movie's so bad that you get tired of looking at her. Same thing with Caitlin Clark, although not sexual in any way whatsoever. You just go there and realize oh, the product. She's really good against a bunch of. It's like watching me play a bunch of basketball like 5 year olds.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I've got to correct you, though.

[John Holmberg]

The.

[Big Dick Toledo]

You're not watching the highlights. They're called follies.

[John Holmberg]

That's true. The Follies. The WNBA Follies. They're very funny.

[Brett Vestley]

But watch out for flying green dicks too. If you go.

[John Holmberg]

And I wouldn't watch highlights of basketball. I'm talking about highlights of Sophie's life.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Oh, gosh.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm not. I would never go look and go, well, let's see what happened in the W tonight. No, that's crazy talk. No, when I say highlights, I'm like, her hair, like what she have on? She goes clubbing. Who's she wearing? What she. I'm all interested in that, but I have no interest in watching women play basketball. Not that there aren't a couple of good players. There's just so many bad ones. But thank you, Bruce. The offer is very kind, but I think as a veteran, you should call Vet Ticks and tell them you don't know. You weren't there. Stop offering me these horrible options. I did not fight for this is what I would tell them. I'm like, I didn't nearly die for my country. So this I would have to wake up to. Vet Ticks giving me tickets to the Mercury. John holmberg's Morning Sickness. The 98 KUPD. At Native Grill and Wings, we bring the big flavors to match the big moments. Our fresh never frozen wings come in over 20 bold flavors served up hot and ready for every game winning play Football is back. Kick back with an ice cold beer or handcrafted cocktail and catch all the action at Native Grillin Wings. Need to feed the fam. Get two large pepperoni or cheese pizzas for just 20 bucks. It's a whole lot of flavor for one unbeatable price. Cold drinks, great food, even better deals. Visit native grillingwings.com to find the restaurant nearest you. It's John Holmer here from the morning sickness and it's time to talk again about my friends at Trajan Wealth. I always talk to you about the will and trust the estate plan that I put together with Kent at Trajan Wealth. Kent was unbelievable. And man, you want to make sure medical power of attorney and power of attorney are established because if something bad happens and you don't have anybody speaking for you, somebody you don't know will keep control of your life even when you're not in control, all you have to do is get it done today. @ Trajan Wealth 480-990-3300 Trajan Wealth Legal Services are offered through trades and estate law firm LLC. It's John Holmberg here from 98KUPD and I've got Bodie from new AC unit.com this guy is flipping the H vac world upside down. Bode, tell them what you're doing.

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[John Holmberg]

Morning sickness. Caitlin Clark is very good at basketball. It's the other ones that are the problem. And you got to remember she's one of 10 on the floor at any given time. Now Bruce, if you want to bring green dildos, I'm not going to throw one, but I'll definitely be adjacent to that hilarity. Try to hit one in the legs. Joe Biden. That thing just hit him in the legs. Can't hurt him that way. I got an and then my emails were awkward. I get that. And then this one, this is a solid one. And I don't know if I should read it all the way through, but I'm gonna says, dear John, my sister in law has recently confided in me that my brother can no longer get it up. She sort of threw it out there that she hasn't had sex with him in a couple of years and their marriage is a little bit in trouble. I'm not sure if she was trying to roll with me. I think she would, but I don't have any interest in that. She's fat, man. After it gets worse. Can you please mention that Mike Tanner can no longer get an erection? He works for an AC company in Tucson. He's my brother. And his dick broke, evidently. Two years ago she confided to me. Not knowing that my brother and I have that kind of relationship. We're brutal to each other. Thank you very much. He listens to you. Sign Ben.

[Brett Vestley]

Don't do that to Mike.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not gonna do that. He's worked hard enough his whole life. He's fixing AC units in a Mike Tanner probably too worn out to get a hard on anymore.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Game day men's health.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, go to game day men's health. They can fix it. But there's no reason, Ben, to tell everyone that Mike Tanner can't get an erection and it's embarrassing. So. No, I won't do that.

[Brett Vestley]

It's bad enough the man lives in Tucson.

[John Holmberg]

I refus. Yeah, exactly. I mean, Jesus, hasn't he been through what is he gonna get tickets to the Mercury next part of the problem? Oh, could be it.

[Brett Vestley]

Brady has a point.

[John Holmberg]

That is an excellent point. I think one of the leading causes of erectile dysfunction is the women of Tucson. I think that's probably true. If I was down there in Tucson, I'd be interested in Toledo's son. He's the best looking woman down there. Yeah, that's probably get. Get your brother out of Tucson, Ben. But I will not. I don't know Mike Tanner. So why would I ever go and use our platform on the air to say that Mike Tanner can't get a hard on anymore? And two years he hasn't satisfied his wife.

[Brett Vestley]

That's pretty rude.

[John Holmberg]

But I can tell you what, it's her fault. Ben announced why Mike's not getting hard.

[Brett Vestley]

That's fat.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she got big. Wife let herself go. Probably putting moo moos on and stuff. It's her fault. I bet you, you know, drop a few of those LBs, get a couple linebackers off your back, roll into the bedroom and suddenly Mike's junk's gonna work again. Nothing you can do about that.

[Brett Vestley]

Maybe through jerk made up on the screen because it's free right now. Maybe, maybe that it would happen.

[John Holmberg]

Is it free?

[Brett Vestley]

I think so. It always is. Brazzers is always free.

[John Holmberg]

You know, Brazzers celebrates it. And then I'm like, well, I have to go over there now. That's a good deal. But it's always free. It's pornhub. I know if I'm watching pornhub and they're telling me that porn's free, I don't understand it. Everything I'm watching on pornhub is free. But I gotta watch an ad that goes brazzers is free. And I'm like, move the thing I'm watching is free. I don't understand it. But it is exciting. And then I do go to browsers. Brett's right. And I've never been to jerk mate.

[Brett Vestley]

I haven't either.

[John Holmberg]

I don't even know what that is. You're looking for somebody to you put it on Chicken. Yeah, yeah. It's Jamaican chicken. Hey Brady, go look in the corner. The adults are talking.

[Brett Vestley]

I think we had one listener say he did click on one of those one time and just got inundated with everything.

[John Holmberg]

But there's just chicks sitting there waiting for me. I don't know. That's what they say. There's lonely housewives in my area actually waiting for me to click on it so we can tug one out together.

[Brett Vestley]

Let's get our IT guy up here.

[John Holmberg]

So we can get on the website. Check it out. We'll get Mike up here and see if he'll run through jerkmate to tell us what it is. We need you to do a favor here. Mike Tanner can't get a hard on anymore. We need to get some jerk mate action going. Poor Mike Tanner. I would never. That's just rude.

[Big Dick Toledo]

We got a. Another couple. This woman caught her husband cheating.

[John Holmberg]

Oh.

[Big Dick Toledo]

And she. How she caught him was she noticed the digital scale had additional weigh ins. When she looks at the record, you go to your phone app and it says someone else has been weighing in numerous times. Like at 120 pounds.

[John Holmberg]

Oh her, her. No one else scale knows how often it's been used.

[Brett Vestley]

Yes, that means she's a.

[John Holmberg]

No, it means that there's another lady in there. Oh. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I know why he's cheating.

[John Holmberg]

Oh boy. With 120.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Well there's 120 and the other weights are 189.

[Brett Vestley]

All right, let's see what this beast looks like.

[John Holmberg]

They don't know. Okay.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Thanks for a bunch of life. God bless you.

[John Holmberg]

So and she's weighing in at 609. At 189. At 551 she. She put on a pound and the. It's going backwards sometimes. So yeah, the day before fluctuated. Oh yeah. Day before she hopped on the scale at 3 o' clock she was 192. Then hopped on again at 3:42 and had dropped 6/10 of a pound. So she was down.

[Brett Vestley]

She celery.

[John Holmberg]

Then. Then at midnight someone £120 got on the scale. So she's not only 190, she's running the. She's. She's working the cash register at the quick trip overnights. Then at midnight, at midnight 25 and even 120. Midnight 26 and even 120. Then at 6:21am 192 she had a rough night in the churro department. She put on a couple. She had to eat those, those Flamin Hot Cheetos because, you know the night was dragging on.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Or she's saying, no, that's her husband.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, but that could be. But Brady then. Well, that could be her husband. But she's not 120 or she wouldn't be.

[Brett Vestley]

No, no.

[Big Dick Toledo]

That was my first instance.

[Brett Vestley]

That's a good man though.

[Big Dick Toledo]

How could you? You would say, oh, that's my husband. But who else is 120 then that's a good man.

[Brett Vestley]

He's weighing her in ahead of time.

[John Holmberg]

Everybody on the comments is basically saying you're looking for a sign that she's having some trouble. This chick weighed herself twice within a minute. She's looking for any chance she has after seeking confirmation of her 120 pound friend. That's really all you need. You're not getting those kind of results. Those 72 pounders. But evidently it's just her scale for assuming my husband someone over at her condo after I saw 120 pound weigh in when I was there. Maybe now I've done this on a scale where I try to see how much one leg weighs. You know where I put. Tough to do it is. That's why it's sort of fun. I do it on the toilet a lot and I'll kind of balance myself up and I'm like. I drop a leg on the scale and see if I can get up an accurate. I can't. But you know, that would be like somebody like 80 pounds. It's not gonna be. Somebody's gonna be worried about me. I didn't know scales could. I didn't know they would. I guess that's a good technology. Like they keep up with where you're at. That would just be depressing though if you were 190 pound woman. Is she saying that's her husband that hops on the scale that often?

[Big Dick Toledo]

Don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Because a dude 190 can pull. Yeah. A guy 190 looking sharp can pull 120. But I'm assuming that too Brett, that she's on the scale. She wouldn't have noticed the other. She's avoiding that scale. Yeah. If there's that many 190s on there and that's her husband, only 120 comes up there twice. That lady hasn't gone on the scale for a long time.

[Brett Vestley]

Well, he wants to make sure that she's not going to turn into 190. So he's all, you know, he's weighing her in ahead of time.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Yeah. Good thing.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Do the digital Toledo scale. The old school.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe the bariatric hospital can come by and load her up for her truck scale weigh ins like that. Yeah, well, look, you know, he's faxing his girlfriend back and forth because she's nice and thin, and you're just laying there in your lump of whatever it is. So, yeah, who knows? Watch out for the scale. Just like in Brett's world. There's an Italian boxer. Weigh in for his. Kumar. Italian Kumar, if you're gonna. Why? He's having one Italian rule he's breaking is bringing her over to the house. Who shows the goomar the actual house? I watch the Sopranos. The goomar always loses it and shows up with a prosthetic leg or something. You can. She can't know where you live. But, yeah, weigh her in. Yeah.

[Brett Vestley]

It's a way in.

[John Holmberg]

Weigh in. Absolutely. Goomar's put on 14. Time for a new Goomon.

[Brett Vestley]

In this bed, we have weighing in at £120.

[John Holmberg]

It'd be like the red corner.

[Brett Vestley]

It'd be like Rocky and Thunder Lips. Your wife is the Thunder Lips size?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she's the big one. That's it. Except for fighting. It wouldn't be fighting. It would be.

[Brett Vestley]

Come here, meatball.

[John Holmberg]

Dang. Out of the left bed, weighing it at 192 pounds. She makes it so Mike Tanner can't get a hard on out of the right bed. 120 pound goomar. Stay off the scale. And don't leave fingerprints. Well, anyway, it's wrong either way. And what I'm saying is, you being a giant lady and checking the scale all the time, that's just terrible. Stop it. Don't you want your husband to be happy? I thought you were all about his happiness.

[Brett Vestley]

Talk about selfish, bra.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I think, too. Brett, didn't you say at one point, I just want him to be happy? Well, he's trying.

[Brett Vestley]

He is happy.

[John Holmberg]

He's trying to be happy. You keep Sherlock Holmes in the scale, how's he gonna achieve your ultimate goal, which is his happiness? I don't understand couples. Everybody wants each other to be happy. And then when they start getting real happy, they get mad at, like, you can't be not that happy. Nobody really wants happiness. They want you to be happy with what they're happy with. They don't want your happiness. That's true on both sides.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Don't let them know. Do not let them know what makes you happy.

[John Holmberg]

I just want to make you. It's the biggest lie in weddings. I just want to make you happy. Oh, don't tell them. Anything that makes you really happy. I just want you to be happy. Do whatever it takes to be happy. Okay. Women too. They go out and ride some. You know, they're on blacks.com getting banged around. If I come home like, oh, you seem happy. I am thrilled. Better not be doing stuff that I don't like. Well, then you don't really care about my happiness. Yes, yes, it's important not to do that kind of stuff. But again, stop that in weddings. Stop saying two things. You make me a better man. No, she doesn't. That's dumb. You make me a better man. No. And I want to do whatever it takes to make you happy. Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vestley]

Lies.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vestley]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vestley]

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[John Holmberg]

Sickness. You just look at the other person and go, you're a good one. I like you. You're fun. Let's hang out. Like, okay, let's do that forever. I'll clamp it down if you clamp it down. Deal. I want you to be happy, Brett, as long as it doesn't mean punching me or banging away on the side. That should be at all weddings.

[Brett Vestley]

And I'd be, keep it at a buck twenty and we're good.

[John Holmberg]

And then you'd be like, I want to be happy. And if you want my true happiness where you are right now, there's a five pound fluctuation level. Outside of that, I didn't marry somebody to expand.

[Brett Vestley]

It's like De Niro and Casino weighing in the showgirls. Yes. Send her back to France.

[John Holmberg]

They used to do that with airlines. We had to walk down make America great again, Walk down the aisle, shoulders square to the, to the seats. And I remember my friend was a guy, oh, they weighed him in early days, but then they just went down to the. Can you make it through? That was a pretty low bar. And my buddy who I used to work with years ago named Ryan worked for Southwest Airlines. He was a man steward. Straight as an arrow, too. Shocked everybody, really. Yeah. And he. And he's like, I. He was a wider. He was a wrestler and he couldn't get through without turning a little bit. They made an exception because it wasn't much, but he's like, I'm banging it. Like people are sitting there. He'd bump them. And then they just, then they just said, screw that. You don't have to fit. It'll just throw you peanuts.

[Big Dick Toledo]

But even, you know, what's it may, when they were doing the weigh ins like Pan Am and back in the days there, they weren't. They didn't figure out, we can cram more people in the plane. They just had two seats on each.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Dick Toledo]

So the aisle was actually.

[Brett Vestley]

Well, they don't have to have cargo like they do a lot more.

[Big Dick Toledo]

There's a lot more space.

[Brett Vestley]

I mean, look at this. This is the good old days.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, the Pan Am models. I told you on that little kite. I flew back on that Beechcraft private jet. I flew back on last Sunday when I tried to add my friend Mark Stebbings to the flight ops. They're like, do we talk to the pilots? We're not sure that's a good idea. Like, oh, you know Mark. And like, yeah, we've seen him around. You know, he eclipsed the moon once. So I said, yeah, he can't get on plane. Like, it's hot out. And that was basically what they said. It's too hot for Mark to fly.

[Big Dick Toledo]

It's a nice way of putting it.

[John Holmberg]

They couldn't do it. Oh, come on, Kyle. First email subject, Mike Tanner and his limp penis. Don't do this. How dare they call. Call out that guy's brother, Mike Tanner. Mike Tanner can't help it if his tiny limp penis can't get it up. Mike Tanner can't help that he has low T and his giant wide wife put on extra £50. Poor Mike Tanner. Your brother's a jerk for outing him. Don't do it, John. If you. Kyle, that's. Why did you say small, though? Nobody ever said his penis was tiny. It's assumed or she wouldn't have started eating all sorts of other stuff. She'd have been working out on that. Anyway, we won't do it to Mike Tanner. Ben, you're. No, I will say to you on the air, live. No, we won't do that to your brother Mike Tanner, AC repairman in Tucson who hasn't gotten enough gigs. Yeah, that man. Of all the gigs to take. I admire those guys just as much as just about anyone in the world. Seeing those AC guys. I had the guys from Diamond Coating come over yesterday and they're wandering around measuring things. Yeah, they're in the backyards. They never go in. They're in garages and backyards and. Oh, just talking to him like, it is miserable out today for you guys. Yeah, you get used to it. The tough part is getting in and out of the truck because it's nice and cool in the truck. Then you get out and you get back in. That's the thing. Gotta stay consistent. Like Mike Tanner and his limp penis. It hasn't done anything different for two years. Consistency, that's the key. Anyway, we've got a scale at the house that is monitoring. Like, take Brett's advice, the goomar at the house.

[Brett Vestley]

No, I don't do that.

[John Holmberg]

What's the thing you do with a grummar? You get her an apartment. Right. That's what Tony Soprano always had a place for him, at least.

[Brett Vestley]

Very minimum. You go to their place.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's what he did with that one. With one leg. Yeah.

[Brett Vestley]

Bring your own scale. You Know it's. It's calibrated correctly.

[John Holmberg]

Have them down at Satriel's. They got a scale. Sit them down in that meat scale. All right. She's 122 pounds. That's pretty good.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Good goomba work.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, Tone, why should get your wife up in that thing? Oh, Myron, we couldn't fit her up inside of this.

[Brett Vestley]

He never let Carmela get big though, either.

[John Holmberg]

Carmela stayed pretty good. A couple of kids. She was all right. Not like that Jenny Sax or that. Oh, man, Sax. Wife got huge and all they did was make fat jokes about it. Oh, yeah. God, that was a great show and taught us so many things. So many things. Anyway, sorry to go on and on about that, but it's very, very true. But that scale thing's scary because you can get in trouble, not be doing anything. If somebody just comes over and weighs themselves and they're like, you know what I mean? You can't even. You can have it like a worker there. Like, if Scott Haynes came over to the house, he's £150, your wife might. Yeah, you're right. 118. 118. I wanted to make. I want to make it more of a man. But now he. When you talked about that 10 ounce baby that was born, he text over, he's like, what's the big deal with that? I was born 10 ounces. I was fine. Like. Yeah. And he wasn't even a preemie. He was full nine months. He's the smallest man I've ever met. But if he came over and we were, you know, doing whatever you do with a little person and he hopped on the scale and left, it would look like somebody decent sized was in the hell. Who's this at 138? I go, that's my buddy Scott. No man weighs 138 pounds. If Larry came over, I didn't know if the scale read registers Larry. Larry's in the 130s. Larry's like 135 pounds, which I can't even grasp.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Dale was blown away. Saw Larry's legs for the first time.

[John Holmberg]

He thought he was SpongeBob. Hey, Larry, never seen you with shorts on before. Where are your legs? They're in there. Larry does have very thin legs. Speaking of brothers like Mike and Ben, Mike's the one who can't get it out. Ben seemingly okay. Worst part of that thing, the biggest thing Ben's gonna get in trouble for with that is that he called his sister in law fat. So right. You banging me on the radio about my dick. Whatever. Can't believe she told you that. Don't call her fat. I'm never gonna hear the end of it. What, is she gonna take sex away?

[Brett Vestley]

You're welcome.

[John Holmberg]

You're welcome. Is he gonna rub up against your useless knob for Worry about it. I saved you. I saved you. £180 grinding up against your. It's not working. It's not working. Just, you know, it's a favor. He did your favor. I did. See on. This is horrifying. It's brothers. You want to get into the philosophy of this? It's very strange. Only fans is getting to the point now. Or, you know, fetishes are everywhere, right? So you can go and see feet or people stomping on spaghetti or whatever. Somebody's doing something weird on OnlyFans all the time, and you have to do something weird now to differentiate yourself. It's just been so saturated with people. Girls from their boobs. You can see those everywhere. Nobody cares. I don't know what the guys are looking for, but if it's wieners, they're all over the only fans, too. You got to pay for it. I don't understand any of that. I'd never pay for it. So much free stuff. But there is a guy out there. Oh, I'll just read it.

[Big Dick Toledo]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

And then you start thinking about it and you're like, there's really no harm in this. Partner of a man who makes adult content has explained what she thinks of the peculiar situation she's in. You're nodding affirmatively. Do you know?

[Big Dick Toledo]

I think I know. Maybe the story.

[John Holmberg]

Are you sure?

[Brett Vestley]

One of his neighbors in Gilbert.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Says adult content has exploded over the years. Like I was saying, sexual photos. Often the safety of your own home is the place to do it. Thousands, even millions of people doing this. The market's so saturated, users are having to be extraordinary. Try to stand out. And a woman in Scotland who made content out there, remember she was a schoolteacher and got permission and she started to do it. And then the school's like, well, you're getting a little far with that. She started making so much money, she's like, I don't need to be a teacher. Highly recommended for all teachers who think they're not getting paid enough. Still look okay. But, ugh, this is tough to talk about. Ryan Lee is a guy who opted to go down a different route. Ryan is with his, you know, his wife and said his older brother Andy. Ryan was going on only fan showing his wiener and Stuff his older brother Andy said, I want to get in on this too. And they said, you know what's not on only fans at all is a couple of brothers each other.

[Brett Vestley]

That's enough of the story.

[John Holmberg]

And his brother somehow went, okay, these two, they're pulling in 20 grand a.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Month and his wife is fine.

[John Holmberg]

Well there she knew most gay sex performers. Most gay sex performers have wives or girlfriends. Like it's the something they do on the side is like not and yeah. And their wives don't care. Yeah. And they're like there's absolutely nothing wrong with it.

[Brett Vestley]

This wasn't Mike Tanner, was it?

[John Holmberg]

It is Mike Tanner. Yeah. It was Mike and Ben Tanner, Tucson repairman. This is how many people make content without it being weird in the first place. It's no big deal. We're in a group stance can be on either end. So it's not strange. But they do it with his wife and his wife is very hot. But they'll brother up and they'll bang on her for a little bit and then you know her name Gigi Patsy.

[Big Dick Toledo]

And they're banging each other.

[John Holmberg]

It says that they have gay. They make gay. I thought that videos together and I don't know what that entails. That's all this article says. But we don't. A lot of times we don't touch each other. We just do it with her. But there are brothers now who are joining in saying is it. It's not even incest, it's incest. But what's the harm? John Holmberg's Morning Sickness. The 98 KUPD we're here with Byron from MMP Guns.

[Brett Vestley]

Byron, why should someone choose to go to MMP Guns?

[Byron]

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[Brett Vestley]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

It'll let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week downtown at Stand Up Live. Justin Willman and Nick Murphy will entertain you in Tempe at the Improv. You have comedy vet Flip Orly doing his thing, and then he'll also be performing at the Desert Ridge Improv on the north end of town, along with up and coming comedian Amir K. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, I mean, you can't get anybody pregnant, right? No. A couple of dudes wrestling. Wrong. All right. It's all, well, Brady, the whole thing's wrong. When I'm talking to you about gay guys, brothers or otherwise, you think the whole thing's wrong. Anyway, I'm not, you know, thinking it's right for me, but I, you know, I'm not the type person that thinks they're all going to hell because of this abomination to God, that they're performing on a regular basis. But, you know, when you kind of put it into a basket, I know Brett's going to sleep. When you put it in a little.

[Brett Vestley]

Basket there, I'm nauseated.

[John Holmberg]

If Ben and Mike Tanner wanted to do this.

[Brett Vestley]

So you're saying that would get Mike back up again?

[John Holmberg]

Maybe. Oh, I'm just saying.

[Brett Vestley]

Where's the.

[John Holmberg]

Why is that line drawn?

[Big Dick Toledo]

I just think the fact that, I mean, it's effective, the lines drawn, it's just a weird.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's a hundred percent weird. But so's the gay thing to us, right?

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Well, on top of can't do it.

[John Holmberg]

With your sister, that's just right.

[Big Dick Toledo]

So does that mean now people start doing that? Well, it's okay.

[Brett Vestley]

So you'd rather do it with your brother.

[John Holmberg]

But.

[Big Dick Toledo]

We'Re just doing it to make money. It's not sexual.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, we all know it is wildly against nature, homosexuality, but it's fun for people. They seem to be enjoying it. They call it gay. They took the word happy and attached it. Dump. Whatever. The brother thing. I've never Understood that. The girl that wrote me the letter, the Brian Adams girl, she was at a party once, and a brother, twins were working on her, and she said, and the next thing you know, the brother's in there, and he's fine with it. And I'm like, okay, that's. You know, my rule of one boner per room is very big, but, you know, is it a. Is it. His brother's doing it.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I don't think my brother Tom and I could work on something.

[John Holmberg]

No, but if you were both gay.

[Brett Vestley]

I'm an only child. I don't care.

[John Holmberg]

Why not? What the hell? It's for money, right? It's 20 grand a month. That ain't bad. You and your brother, knock it off. You can have some jokes in the middle, you know, fist fight a little in there.

[Brett Vestley]

You can tell them the Uranus stories and all that kind of stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Brady would have his puns. Well, this brother rails him. And you're a bottom. Now, just to recap for all the listeners, the only reason I'm telling this story is to make Brady wildly uncomfortable. He's the only one with a brother in the room. We all know how wrong it is to do it with his sister, but. And he's picturing it, which is even better, is that Tom is just like, come over here for. So let's make 20 grand.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Come on.

[John Holmberg]

Knock it off, Tom. Yeah, you'd be gagging, that's for sure. Make that noise again. He ain't heavy. He's my. All right, where's the money? Of course it's wrong. I think going on onlyfans to have sex is wrong, so why draw that line? The gay thing is weird to a lot of people. Add that in. I don't want to hear it, Brett.

[Brett Vestley]

The Holly's playing in the background.

[John Holmberg]

Sound like a tennis match. Hey, Tom. What is it? Remember that time that mom found me down at the drugstore? O, stop.

[Big Dick Toledo]

We're not making enough money.

[John Holmberg]

You keep talking about our parents, people are gonna get. Quit it. Okay? He ain't hit it.

[Big Dick Toledo]

He's tombogu. That's my flippity floppity.

[John Holmberg]

That's why they called you flippity floppy. It was all designed to make Brady really uncomfortable. I think we did it. Of course it's wrong. Disgusting. Yuck. And I always ask religious people what was going on with that whole Sodom and Gomorrah thing that made your God go, that's it. Flood the whole lot. That was so bad compared to what's going on today. That he says, no, we're still not there yet. The bar's still not. We haven't hit it yet for the big flood. Come on. If there is a God, he should be looking down at these stories, going, brothers making money.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Sodom and Gomorrah. And one more thing.

[John Holmberg]

Flat it. Don't look back if you look at it. Yeah, yeah. Don't. Don't turn around. Make eye contact.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I gotta check it out. Don't do it.

[John Holmberg]

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Yeah, that was his threshold back in the day. A little too heavy. Party. And they had the golden calf. That's it. They've lost control down there. Start the flood. And he turned this picket on and he flooded the whole thing, save for Noah. And he said, that's it. Starting over. Lost control of my thing to bring the goddamn dinosaurs back. They were more fun. At least they were predictable. Didn't have minds of their own. When God was a teenager and all he wanted was a big sandbox filled with dinosaurs, it still didn't make any sense why he started there and then just made them disappear.

[Big Dick Toledo]

That's why they're awesome. Is it love playing with dinosaurs?

[John Holmberg]

Of course we did. But it was such a strange thing that God's like, I invented all this. Dinosaurs. That's what I want. And then people. Why I want to put some blondes out there.

[Brett Vestley]

Cody says two brothers is nasty but hot. Twin sisters. That's what's up.

[John Holmberg]

I think that's gross. I find that to be worse than the brothers.

[Brett Vestley]

You do?

[John Holmberg]

I think it's so gross. Nope. I think twin girls.

[Brett Vestley]

I get twin girls over two hairy asses.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not watching it. Watching either one. I find them equally appalling. I just think it's gross to have sex with your family. Color me crazy. That's where I'm like.

[Brett Vestley]

You're putting him having sex with his brother?

[John Holmberg]

Hilarious. Yeah, I said with my family, Brett. With my family. His family.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Okay?

[John Holmberg]

His family can each other all they want. They're. They're grown. And not me. I have a standard. Brady is. Ah, brother. How long is this song, Al? When do I get a turn? Shut up.

[Big Dick Toledo]

We're gonna run next time I hear this song.

[John Holmberg]

We have ruined the Hollies for a lot of people. The whole song's a lie too. Because I am heavy. Isn't this song about a mentally challenged brother?

[Brett Vestley]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Will we pull the lyrics up? Yeah. It's like, I think he was. He's like, toting around his mentally challenged brother. He's telling everybody, hey, he ain't heavy. He's not a burden.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I just thought he was down and out.

[John Holmberg]

No, he. He's not. He's not maybe down. He's got downs. Yeah, I think he's got the downs. You don't do that. Oh, if your brother's got downs, don't put him on only fans. Although what's stopping us? If we'll put brother's doing it on onlyfans, what's stopping the downs? Fetish weirdos. Freaks. Yeah, I thought. I think it was just about him having a. Mentally. I don't know, man. That's my interpretation. Mentally challenged. His welfare's Mike turned. He's gotta take on his challenged brother. And everybody's like, isn't that rough? He's like, it ain't heavy. He's my brother. You remember it was the 60s. The word heavy. He's like, hey, man, that's heavy. It was a burden.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I thought, no matter what we go through, he's my brother.

[John Holmberg]

No, he's a. He's a. Everybody else sees the retarded guy as a burden, and he's like, no, my brother.

[Brett Vestley]

That's what everybody listening is.

[John Holmberg]

Try not to make that noise. On to the beat. Anyway. Not getting that on the Beth show. Yeah. You might actually be careful. You might get one up after you just pass out.

[Brett Vestley]

We know Top on that one.

[John Holmberg]

No, that's pretty good stuff. But the good news is Mike Tanner can't do that to anybody, so. All right, I'm getting all these. There's the lyrics. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's about having his brother is sort of R word. And I won't use the R word. I'll just call them ET Strong. Strong enough to carry him. He ain't heavy. He's my brother. So we go on. His welfare is my concern. No burden is he to bear. He would not encumber me. He is if I'm laden at all. Laden with sadness to heart, blah, blah. Yeah. It's basically about having a. Yeah. And the load doesn't weigh me down. Careful.

[Big Dick Toledo]

That's his brother.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, at the end there, Brady, it says, and the load doesn't weigh me down at all. The neighbors are like, there's a sick bird next door.

[Big Dick Toledo]

A tortoise.

[John Holmberg]

The load doesn't.

[Brett Vestley]

The next show.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, we'll do it. I'm gonna. Some of the hollies have to be dead. We'll have Brady on all fours. We'll fly Tom out. Anyway, there's evidently brothers doing that and people paying to watch. I don't want to watch a threesome with brothers. I don't want to watch a threesome with sisters. Color me the most moral man in the world if that's where I'm drawing lines. But it seems kind of easy to not have brothers in a room together. And there's friendly fire when that happens. That's gross. Anyway, society's disgusting.

[Brett Vestley]

You're always gone, always said, don't cross the streams. So, you know.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, never. Yeah, cross streams. Family streams. I'm pretty sure you hit those together in like, a small fire or shouldn't be at 6. 27. Let's get a wake up song. 585 9, 800. What a way to before 7am that's the kind of stuff you get from us. That is how you wake up. And I'm. You're welcome, by the way. That was free. 585-9-800. Give it to us good and strong like Brady's brother. It's 98 KUPD, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[Brett Vestley]

Hey, Byron, I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns.

[Byron]

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[Brett Vestley]

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[Byron]

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[Brett Vestley]

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