08-04-25 - FULL SHOW - MONDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Summary of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona"

Podcast Title: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Release Date: August 4, 2025
Source: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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Introduction

The episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness kicks off with the hosts briefly acknowledging sponsorships before diving into their usual candid and humorous discussions about daily life, relationships, and current events in Arizona.

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Listener Interactions and Personal Stories

AC Troubles and Home Cooling Solutions

• Brady Bogen shares a recent experience with his air conditioning failing during a hot Arizona weekend.
  • Brady: "[00:18]... After waiting 30 minutes, Precision Air arrived promptly and diagnosed the issue as a compressor failure on a six-year-old unit."
  • Larry McFeely emphasizes the importance of regular AC maintenance to prevent similar situations, likening it to an "oil change" for vehicles.
  • Larry McFeely: "[04:10]... You just have to get on this. Yeah, man. Well, look at you."

Unexpected Phone Alerts and Neighborhood Encounters

• Larry McFeely recounts a confusing incident where his security camera was triggered by an ambulance and fire truck passing by, only to discover it was a neighbor's child playing in his yard.
  • Larry McFeely: "[11:04]... He has a Zebra. We're gonna get you a camel. That's Biters kickers, right?"

Household Animal Hoarding Discussion

• The hosts humorously debate the absurdity of keeping exotic animals like zebras, camels, and peacocks in residential backyards, concluding that seeing even one zebra is a red flag for animal hoarding.
  • Larry McFeely: "[16:35]... If you've got a zebra, it happens."

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Humorous Anecdotes and Banter

Heart Attack Stories Indirectly Linked to the Show

• John Holmberg and Larry McFeely discuss emails from listeners who claim to have had heart attacks while listening to the show, attributing the cause humorously to the hosts' jokes.
  • Larry McFeely: "[21:31]... If you're out of shape right now, I highly recommend you turn it to Beth show because you'll never laugh at that."

Roger Rabbit and Jessica Rabbit Clarifications

• The hosts clarify misconceptions about the characters from Roger Rabbit, ensuring listeners understand that Jessica Rabbit is a human character married to a rabbit.
  • John Holmberg: "[119:49]... She was human. She just loved rabbits."

Concert Experiences and Band Promotions

• Larry McFeely shares his recent experience attending a Shinedown concert, praising the performance despite the band's preachy segments.

  • Larry McFeely: "[39:00]... They were incredible. They had the coolest thing I've seen in a long time with Pyro over the top of them."

• The episode later shifts to promoting an upcoming Pantera concert giveaway:

  • Larry McFeely: "[127:50]... Tim Kothelman is the first qualifier. He's going to Pantera now for sure."

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Light-Hearted Discussions and Social Commentary

Animal Invasions and Neighborhood Safety

• A recurring comedic theme involves the hosts warning listeners about encountering exotic animals like zebras and peacocks in their neighborhoods, using hyperbolic humor to emphasize animal control issues.
  • Larry McFeely: "[43:32]... If you have a zebra, you couldn't have one zebra. They're too big."

Laundry Habits Statistics

• The hosts present humorous statistics about laundry habits, with exaggerated disdain for certain practices.
  • Larry McFeely: "[96:47]... Laundry is a catch. All you've got to wash your underwear."

Humor on Relationship Dynamics

• The conversation touches on age-gap relationships and the embarrassment felt by younger individuals witnessing older family members' relationships.
  • Larry McFeely: "[141:31]... She's happy in the hat? The wolf shirt for that was because..."

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Current Events and News Highlights

Violence at Sporting Events

• Report on a recent incident at an Oasis concert in Wembley Stadium where an attendee died from an apparent fall, followed by humorous takes on alcohol consumption at such events.
  • Brady Bogen: "[37:21]... They consumed 250,000 pints per night."

Advancements in Robotics

• Brief mention of Chinese researchers developing a prototype robot capable of object detection and voice command responses, positioning it as a potential successor to robotic vacuums like Roomba.
  • Brady Bogen: "[107:00]... It'll scare your kids and pets."

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Promotions and Giveaways

Pantera Concert Giveaway

• Larry McFeely announces a giveaway where listeners have the chance to win a grand prize to join Pantera's security detail for a concert performance.
  • Larry McFeely: "[126:24]... Get on here to qualify for the Pantera revolution."

Product Sponsorships

• The episode includes sponsorship mentions for MMP Guns.com and ReactDefense.com, promoting firearms marketplace and tactical defense training respectively.
  • Larry McFeely: "[137:46]... It's brought to you by ReactDefense.com, the home of Tactical Black."

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Closing Remarks

The show concludes with repetitive but humorous sign-offs, reinforcing the podcast's branding and teasing upcoming events, such as the Pantera giveaway and future concert discussions.

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Notable Quotes

1. Larry McFeely on AC Maintenance

   • "[04:10]... You just have to get on this. Yeah, man. Well, look at you."
     Emphasizing the importance of regular maintenance to prevent home AC failures.

2. Brady Bogen on Listener Heart Attacks

   • "[21:31]... This show will kill you. I want to know what we said to Toledo's got to start looking at the June 11 rundown to see what was on that show."
     Light-heartedly addressing listener feedback attributing health issues to the show's humor.

3. Larry McFeely on Exotic Animals in Neighborhoods

   • "[43:29]... If you have a zebra, you officially have gone past the amount of acceptable zebras."
     Using hyperbole to discuss the impracticality of keeping exotic pets.

4. Larry McFeely on Pantera Promotion

   • "[127:50]... Tim Kothelman is the first qualifier. He's going to Pantera now for sure."
     Announcing the first winner of the Pantera concert giveaway.

5. John Holmberg on Jessica Rabbit

   • "[119:49]... She was human. She just loved rabbits."
     Clarifying misconceptions about the character Jessica Rabbit.

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness blends humor with relatable anecdotes, listener interactions, and promotional segments. The hosts maintain a casual and irreverent tone, engaging listeners with their comedic take on everyday scenarios and pop culture references. While some content touches on sensitive subjects, it is presented in a light-hearted and humorous manner consistent with the show's entertainment-focused approach.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Brady]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Brady]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Brady]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Brady]

It was a little extra hot for me this weekend.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, what happened? Have fire?

[Brady]

No, the Friday night.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Oh, you went to ac started. Oh, that's right. You text me about that. Your AC started to go out.

[Brady]

Yeah. And kudos to Precision Air Here we go. In that night.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

At 10:30, they had a crew over there within 30 minutes.

[Larry McFeely]

No kidding.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

That's huge. When did you know? It's the worst feeling.

[Brady]

It was. It started warming up right around 5 or 6 o'.

[Larry McFeely]

Clock.

[Brady]

I'm like, it's not going down. Because usually that's when we.

[Larry McFeely]

Right.

[Brady]

Start going down. Well, it's at 78, 79. It's a little warm in the Bogan household. It's supposed to be at 71.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Or 72.

[Larry McFeely]

Perfect.

[Brady]

And it's not going. And I'm figuring what's going on there. So they came out, needed a new compressor. I mean, the unit's six years old.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, here we go.

[Brady]

Ac.

[Larry McFeely]

See, New AC unit, dot com. And what did they do?

[Brady]

I'm surprised. You know, six years old, ten years parts warranty covered.

[Larry McFeely]

And why I'm going to go into commercial mode here because they make sure everything is still under warranty when they tie it together. Oh, this is a good spot for you.

[Brady]

Precision is the one who installed it originally.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay.

[Brady]

So the unit was backed up. I mean, I just basically had to pay for the labor.

[Larry McFeely]

Nice. That was it.

[Brady]

But at first it was horrifying. You know, I didn't. I. I figured it was at least five years. I couldn't remember. It was ten years parts and.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that's great. Well, see, there you go. And that's a big thing.

[Brady]

And they got it done. And less than 24 hours.

[Larry McFeely]

We start as an infomercial this morning. Because it is a huge deal that I don't. I didn't know until I started dealing with these guys that if you just go throw an air conditioning unit on with your old parts, it voids all those warranties. So when you have this kind of goof like Brady had, you're buying a new unit.

[Brady]

Here's the. The PSA part of it.

[Larry McFeely]

Go on.

[Brady]

Is getting your AC tuned up.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah. Always once a year.

[Brady]

Because bottom line was, I had it for six years and I. I'm thinking I'm getting it done every year. Last time they were out was three years ago.

[Larry McFeely]

It's like an oil change. Sometimes you just forget, I gotta get on this. Yeah, man. Well, look at you.

[John Holmberg]

Brady's actual client today.

[Larry McFeely]

Brady is actual client. Welcome aboard, Brady.

[Brady]

So it was one. One night of, you know, a little uncomfortable.

[Larry McFeely]

You go hop in the pool, you wander around, you don't dry off. We've all been there. Yeah, it's Arizona. Everybody's been there. Where your air conditioner's like, why isn't this thing cooling? Oh, no, it's better to find it that way. Although that's weird, than to, like, come home from a car. I came home on a Memorial Day. My mom was watching the house, came home, and she's like, it is so hot in your house. I just don't know what to do. It was 91 when we got back on that Monday evening in 91. And she's sitting there like, it's so hot in here. I'm like, go outside. Get in the pool. Do something else. I just didn't know what to do. I'm like, oh, fans are blazing. She went and got one at Walgreens. Fixed it, got it all done. This was years ago.

[John Holmberg]

Cheapskate. Doesn't even turn thermostat down here.

[Larry McFeely]

She's got it down to, like, 60. It's. It's worse than. There's no way it's 60 in here. I think I'm dying. It's like, the worst menopause ever. She was in the. The hottest of hot flashes.

[John Holmberg]

So, yeah, my AC went out one time during the summer. I was still doing overnights. I literally was so bad. I literally laid on a pool float. You just had my feet on the cool deck and just cage. You drowned out there. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Slept out there. Slept in the pool. Yeah, I literally did. It's the only way to do it. You got to stay wet.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Shower and walk around. Go stand by the freezer. We've all done it. It's an Arizona tradition, but, yeah. Well, good. I'm glad you lived through that, Brady. That's. That's no fun. Lonnie Anderson can't say the same. She missed that. She didn't make it. I always saw Lonnie Anderson as what JonBenet would have grown into. I saw. I don't know why. Maybe something's wrong with me. I saw Lonnie Anderson. If, like, I saw Lil Lonnie Anderson when I saw the JonBenet picture, I'm like, oh, she's Loni Anderson, little kid. And so when I saw the pictures of Lonnie this weekend, I kept thinking about. So I did a deep dive on JonBenet again. And, oh, yeah, there's no question the parents killed her. Thanks, Lonnie Anderson for bringing that weekend to me. I mean, it's just obvious. Didn't kill Lonnie Anderson. Let me get that straight. Parents. I don't think John Ramsey, actually. I know for a fact the. So she could. John Ramsey, the dad did not kill Lonnie Anderson. Just so you're clear, I don't want to get sued by the Ramsey's because they'll get. They're litigious. You know what else I learned this weekend? The dude who invented sea monkeys was a wild white supremacist. I had a couple reads this weekend. The dude in the middle of an interview started to go. He was crazy about whites. Loved us whites. And in the middle of an interview, he goes, slanty, shifty, Koreans, their eyes. And some guy goes, what? And he goes, everyone knows where I stand. Dude made it. He died in like 2003. You know what else he invented was.

[Brady]

That interview from 2003.

[Larry McFeely]

No, he wasn't even old. He used to do that. He did it the whole time. Dude who invented sea monkeys, like, gave to Aryan groups. Like, he was a wild white supremacist. Made on average, even still to this day, sea monkeys pulling 4 million a year.

[Brady]

What?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. And so this dude was making a fortune. Brine shrimp and giving, like, he was tithing to racist groups. The Klan. He was a big one on the Klan.

[Brady]

I got him.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, everybody. I've gotten them multiple times in my life as an adult. I'm like, I wonder if they made the tank better. Like, I'm getting some more of these. So I got more. But yeah, it was. He's an insane racist Harold.

[Brady]

How did I know that? I'm gonna buy more.

[Larry McFeely]

I think it was Harold Von Brompton or Brown Bronton.

[John Holmberg]

That's fitting.

[Larry McFeely]

But he. He added the Vaughn to sound more German. He's a Jew. Oh, it's Herald. Like Bron Brownton. But he's like, if I throw a Vaughn in there, it'll sound more White Supreme.

[John Holmberg]

Is he using Ted Lasso and his commercials?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, he'd be. He'd fit in downstairs. No problem with all the Hitler isms and stuff we got going on. But yeah, you know what else he invented, which was awesome? This was the biggest thing. And it started to take off and then people didn't do it. In the 70s, everyone was dumb 100% across the board. There were no. No one.

[Brady]

X ray glasses, sea monkeys.

[Larry McFeely]

X ray glasses, sea monkeys. The pet rock. You know what he invented? And it started to take off and I thought, brilliant. The invisible goldfish. He would. He would sell you a little tank. And inside was an invisible goldfish. It was just a bowl of water. He didn't even add. You added the water.

[Brady]

Is that the invisible goldfish?

[Larry McFeely]

Dude had invisible goldfish.

[John Holmberg]

We had idiots Nowadays, but man.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. So it had a little thing on the side said the invisible goldfish. And people were sucking it up like crazy. Novelty, obviously. But between the pet rock and X ray glass. And he invented X ray glasses as well. Same guy. To see the soul of the demon. Koreans. They don't have one. Yeah. So I'm convinced that the Ramsay family killed their daughter and also found out through some weird. This is the best thing about the Internet as you can go down these roads is that the sea monkeys inventor was an insane racist. And it changes the entire thing. I'm surprised Brett hasn't laughed at the name he chose for it, because it would absolutely take you down a road where it's like, of course he's racist. Grind shrimp. And then another dude who had sea monkeys kept them for like nine years and they got pretty thick. So he had a very healthy batch of sea monkeys and they would mate. And then after a while, he's like, look how big these two are. And you could. And you didn't even need the magnifying glasses in the tank. You just see him in there floating around like they. And he's mating and he's like, okay. A couple of them are a size of cell phones. Like, you could. I think you could deep fry his sea monkey.

[John Holmberg]

Did they look like this once he got done?

[Larry McFeely]

And they never grew hair and had like cocktail parties like that?

[Brady]

I fell for it.

[Larry McFeely]

As was the Building their own castles and frick ass sea monkeys. No, they just. The guy. And you know, credit to him, he could. He sat and he saw brine shrimp and water. He goes, I could sell this to idiots. And he did. For a buck and a quarter a pop. Evidently, back in the 60s.

[Brady]

Throw your eggs in.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Yeah. They think they're in an hour.

[Brady]

They just have to hydrate.

[Larry McFeely]

That's it. Yeah. They just came to life with water. That is a cool shirt. It's a naked sea monkey. Yeah. Dude was an insane racist. Like, not even one of those little races. Like, you know, slight, like your grandpa. Like the real deal. Get me a hood. We're going to a meeting. Races.

[Brady]

The amazing live sea monkeys. So eager to please.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I never understood that. That line. I remember that. Like, you start doing chores around the house or something. And then last night, I don't know what's going on, but my. My ring bell alerted me at the rental house. I was watching the Billy Joel documentary, which is pretty darn good. It's a little long. And the ring bell goes off and an ambulance goes by. This Lights on. And a fire truck goes by with its lights on. And I'm like, nobody's at that house. And I left every door unlocked. And then another thing goes by, a car. And some lady starts screaming, oh, my God, what the. Look at my face. Oh, man, this is not good. And it took me a second because it's just kind of in the background. They're screaming. And they picked up the car going by. They picked up the screaming in the background. And I'm like, ah. So they drove all the way over there to make sure everything was. Everything was fine. It sucked. When you think something horrible is happening and you make the trek, why do.

[Brady]

You go towards danger?

[Larry McFeely]

Danger? Well, that wasn't towards danger. It was just me.

[John Holmberg]

Didn't you learn anything?

[Larry McFeely]

Look, I have learned everything. If I'd have driven down that road and there would have been lights, I'd have kept going. It was. Everything was fine. The sucky part was everything was fine. I went towards excitement, not danger. I was. That was fun. I wanted to see your face. She said on my ring camera, look at my face. And I'm like, okay, I'll be over in a minute. And I did. I went right over there. No face, no blood. I drove around the neighborhood once. Maybe it was behind me. Nothing said, I'm trapped. Like, ah, you slum lord.

[John Holmberg]

Renting out Maryville.

[Larry McFeely]

It's a nice spot. That's what it was. Surprising. So I leave the doors unlocked. I'm like, it's a nice area, Barry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had no idea. And it caused this. This incredible, like, jet over. I had to stop watching the Billy Joel doc with like 15 minutes left in the first. It's too long. 2 hours and 10 minutes an episode. Billy, come on. Wow. That is hunted down. I want to know about you, but this is out of control. All it took was some girl screaming. Now I wanted to see. What I wanted to see was the aftermath of danger. I don't go towards danger while it's happening. I go to danger after it's getting mopped up. Not even close to being a dangerous situation. I mean, the ring camera took care of all that. Took me like 25 minutes to get over there. So I don't know. Just a pain in the ass all the way around.

[Brady]

You didn't have to recover or provide any of the footage for.

[Larry McFeely]

No, she wasn't on there. It's just in the background screaming. The car going by set the camera off and. And it spit, like, did one of those speed outs. You could hear it and then she starts screaming at that wildcat pitch, that high pitched. And I'm like, whoa, is that a dog getting hit by a car or something? Then I listen again and she goes, oh my God, are you effing kidding me? And that's in time for long. So you can tell she's walking away from wherever she. I couldn't see her, but I could hear it like get further away. And then it was. I can't believe this. Look at my face. I'm like, this dude took her out. I gotta get over there and see nothing. Absolutely. I don't know if it was relation. It might have been maybe. Yeah, could have been the guy just punched her and left. I don't know. That's kind of what it seemed like if I had to break it down, but if I could get some information, that'd be great. I went over there Saturday and there was a guy with his kid playing in my front yard. I actually had to do it. Hey, you guys, you guys want to get off of there? Oh, okay. We didn't know if anyone was home that'd make it right. Let's go. Keep it moving. Hey, like. And the kid was like eight.

[Brady]

They were just running around, just having.

[Larry McFeely]

Fun in the yard. Two of them. Not like, you know, if it was a baby. I get it. He drifted off into the yard. This kid was like capable, just hanging around in the front yard like rolling a weird. Like one of those poor people Walgreens balls in that bin, you know, like weird useless kind of rubber ball.

[Brady]

Like a tie dye T shirt.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, they're too light for any sort of sport and too big for. They're dumb. They're just a ball. Like. And I didn't see if the kid was retarded or anything.

[Brady]

Not a real playground kickball.

[Larry McFeely]

I think he might, might have been our word. I didn't look, but he had to be to be his dad was for sure just standing in the yard. I'm like, hey, how you doing? We didn't think anyone was home. Well, yeah. Where's their yard? I don't know. They just decided to take mine on. I don't know what kind of hood you live in. It's a nice hood. I think everybody feels good about it. I, I'm, I'm, I'm not living there. I can see why I was living there. Ridiculous rental.

[Brady]

The one you got a smoking.

[Larry McFeely]

They got. I got an amazing deal.

[John Holmberg]

Slum Lord Johnny.

[Larry McFeely]

We did everything. I'm looking around like, hey, it's, you know, the new Landscaping isn't for you. So I don't know what.

[Brady]

It'd be time to spin that.

[Larry McFeely]

No, I'm gonna put some people in. Look, I'm gonna put. This weekend, when I was there, there was a hot boy pool party across the street at the Airbnb.

[Brady]

Now you're selling now, like, I'm gonna.

[Larry McFeely]

Stick around for a minute, so I'm gonna. The hot boy pool party wasn't playing in my front yard, but if you.

[John Holmberg]

Turned your grinder on, then.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, you had. I turned grinder on Saturday when hot boy pool party. And I looked, I'm like, what the hell? All of them got out of their cars with no shirt on. And then another car would show up, another car, and they all had towels and coolers and it only lasted like four hours. It was just a. I think it was just a festival. That's the bad thing about the Airbnb is that, like, people will rent it for a few hours and becomes just a dirty house. And that was what happened. They played in the pool and they shot mayonnaise all over the walls and then they left.

[John Holmberg]

Alt Az have a remote over there.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, it did look like that. It looked like one of their. One of those where they did it at the Graduates. Like you'd think some cruddy new band was gonna be a session session that some crappy new band would come over and go, my jeans are tighter than your jeans. There was just a off in the backyard. But yeah, it's a nice area. Nothing wrong with it. It just. Last night and Saturday was strange. Got dudes kicked and who buys those balls? I didn't. I thought those were decorative, those drugstore balls with the.

[Brady]

You see them in that wire bin?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that big and it's big and like, who's the guy at CVS and Walmart that keeps ordering those? We're out of those. Like, no, you're not. You're never out of those. Those are the same balls when I was a kid in the. In that Walgreens that are there today. They're useless. There's not a sport you can play with them.

[Brady]

The only thing you can. Well, you can play that inner store basketball.

[Larry McFeely]

Yes. Yeah. Because when you bop one out. The only. The only. Yeah. You have to have a six foot wire bin and you have to. And then once it's in there, it's over because you can't get it out again unless you've got a hundred other of those. And I don't know. I don't know who, but he had one of. It was pinkish red. Like it was tie dyed. You're right.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Almost looked like it was stained. And he's just kind of rolling. It was this. I think he might have been a little R. I don't like to use the R word, so I'll call him E tarted. He was kind of pushing it and then kind of wobbling after. But he was tall. Like kids, like 7 or 8 years old. I'm no good at that. By the way. That kid could have been three. I look at kids somewhere between three and 11 and I'm like, three, 11. There it is. That's the code. I have no idea the difference. I assumed age. But the dad. The dad, if he didn't have a.

[Brady]

Yard, that's why he's got a yard.

[Larry McFeely]

Don't wander around other people if you don't have a yard. Go to a park. That's what parks are for. And my house is not like on a corner or anything. It's in the middle. This is you, Kowalski. Get off. Get off my lawn.

[Brady]

You see a free kickball sign up on my yard?

[Larry McFeely]

I did. I did. Like my immediate response. I didn't think anyone was home. That doesn't make this better. Okay, thanks. Sorry. And to his credit, he didn't stick around. Maybe he was there for the hot boy pool party across the street. That's true.

[John Holmberg]

Just had his kid playing in front already. Your house.

[Larry McFeely]

Weirdest thing is I. I found myself kind of hiding behind a wall by my front window trying to get snapshots of the hot boy pool party as it unloaded itself into the front. I got no good pictures. Yeah. Because I wanted to send them around going, oh, boys. I was going to send them to you guys, but hot boy pool party. The reason why is because I met Caliendo over there in Scottsdale. So we hung out in that same spot. Started there and then went a hot boy pool party. Started. I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen over there.

[John Holmberg]

You call Hopkins that place?

[Larry McFeely]

No, I'm keeping that place. It's an Airbnb, my friend. It's going to be hot boy pool parties are going to happen at my place without a pool. It's going to be a hot boy golf off. A lot of golf stuff in there. Putting green and all the toys in the back. It's going to be great. But yeah, hot boy golf party. It'll probably be the dads of the hot boy pool party will be there, which I'm fine.

[Brady]

With have you been to the caddyshag?

[Larry McFeely]

That's gonna be that. And that's the one thing I do already know. Once that thing opens up, it's just gonna be, it's, it's got a caddyshack theme. I got a neon sign that says Gonga Galunga and I forgot to turn it off and it was just raging in the window last night. I'm like, oh, it's a good thing I came back because people are gonna think this place is nuts. But yeah, Caddyshag is probably more accurate. It's gonna have a lot of and it's going to be a lot of dudes like there for golf weekends and they're going to. And there's like a bunch of twinkling that's going to happen in the block party. Hot boy pool party across the street. Middle aged man and actually probably spawn quite a lot of older, you know, May December twink romance of the older golfers who were established. Hot boy pool party across the road and they'll join forces and you'll just have a bunch of, you know, young twinks under the arms. Yeah, that's, it's, it's good stuff. It's a nice spot. When it's up for rent, I'll let everybody know and you guys can stay across the street from Hot boy pool party and house golf.

[Brady]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Brady]

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[Larry McFeely]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Listen to this one. I got this email. I love this. Another one. By the way, this is. I don't know if this is just the age of the show showing or says, dear boys, I had a heart attack on June 11 while listening to your show. It was on in the background. John had made a comment and for some reason I giggled just enough that it triggered a heart attack. I had just finished masturbating. That's right, Brady. That happens while you're on the air. I wonder how often I wonder if there's a guy right now giggling with his with his crank and his throat. When I was doing says I giggled pretty hard and then suddenly I started sweating like crazy. I live alone since I divorced my wife, so I had to get myself to the hospital. It was a bigger deal than I thought. Had a quadruple bypass. Had it not been for John saying something really stupid and making me laugh when he did, I might have had the heart attack driving or something a little later. Anyway, I want the audio. I want to see if it was the comment and it triggers another one or if it was just a coincidence. I also want to know what was said. I'm only 46. I'm fat as f. Signed Kyle. No, you're supposed to say sincerely or thank you, not I'm fat as f. That's not a sign off, Kyle. This is happening a lot now. People are emailing saying amazing got in. They had near death experiences. We're killing it. We're literally killing our listeners. And he's 46 and he's fat as. But still, to all you guys beating it off right now, I mean, something might trigger you. You got to be careful. This show will kill you. I want to know what we said to Toledo's got to start looking at the June 11 rundown to see what was on that show. If we did anything that, you know, could make a heart attack happen in a weird way. Kind of proud of that. Kind of proud of that.

[Brady]

One liner.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, a one hit. Just whatever was said, whatever topic we were on zinged him with something, made him laugh and his heart goes. That's the last thing you need to hear. Brady's God said there is no more reason for you to listen to anything that's the best thing you're ever going to hear. And it tried to kill him.

[Brady]

What if it ended up being something like dude juice.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. What? He's in the while he's firing dude juice. Ow, my chest. Yeah, I guess heart attacks can happen that way. I don't think you can blame us for that. Can we get sued for that? Am I gonna have to write a check for this? I didn't kill the guy, right? I don't owe him any money. I don't owe you money for that. That's your fault. You said it yourself, you're fat as. It's not my fault this happened. It's not my fault I made you jiggle like a bowl of jelly. But if you're out of shape right now, I highly recommend you turn it to Beth show because you'll never laugh at that. Or maybe even kslx. Nobody ever laughs. There you go. It's safe. It's super safe from heart. Any. Anybody with a heart condition can listen to that vanilla nonsense. You don't have to worry about ever laughing at that. I mean, maybe occasionally Beth will make you laugh because that dude has some stories. See that? Just. My chest just tightened up. Maybe I did it to me. John Jay and Rich don't make you laugh. They just make you wonder about the hot boy pool party. I don't think there's anything else out there. Are there any other ones? I don't even know what the other shows are.

[Brady]

Morning mess.

[Larry McFeely]

Is that a thing still?

[John Holmberg]

Is he?

[Larry McFeely]

Is he? Oh yeah, yeah. Pretty safe from a heart attack. I don't think they've ever. I mean people have killed themselves listening, but I don't think an actual natural death has happened. I think that dude in KFYI is funnier than all them.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah, James.

[Larry McFeely]

James west or whatever. James T. West. I'm James T. Washington. I'm just gonna call him that. I always forget that guy's name. Jimmy T. Washington. We say over kfyi. The Crusher. Yeah. So yeah, we kill you. We have killed before and we'll kill again. Guys, Kyle emails in another Kyle says use an effing last name. People think it's me. I tell them I'm listening all the time. I'm 38 years old and I'm Madonna. So I guess when he said he was fat as wouldn't be you. It's not you, Kyle. I've seen you. You try in life. This guy gave up years earlier, became a lard ass and then laughing nearly killed him. What's the June 11 rundown, Rich?

[Toledo]

Alright, so we got a second email from Big perp Bobby Lavs.

[Larry McFeely]

That's right.

[Toledo]

He had a custody question.

[Larry McFeely]

See, I'm going now.

[Toledo]

There was a drunk man in India who fell into a pit and was buried alive that we talked about that.

[Larry McFeely]

Was that funny?

[Toledo]

Maybe.

[Larry McFeely]

Could we made it a story you.

[Toledo]

Found about women or podcasts or something that you were listening to about how women claim things that they taught their man.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't remember that at all.

[Toledo]

And then the Brady Report had the legend of Kentucky Man. Cowboy Cody.

[Larry McFeely]

None of this is. This is all. No, I would have to listen to this to start all over. I have no idea what any of it is.

[Toledo]

It was also National Cornbread Day where we went cornstick. Cornstick.

[Larry McFeely]

It was Corn stick day. Cornstick. Yeah, cornstick. Nothing in that seemed heart attack inducing.

[Toledo]

Now if you're having a heart attack.

[Larry McFeely]

Now, maybe it's just a mere mention of that show, huh?

[Toledo]

Yeah, I can go do a deeper dive, but.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, I guess it had less to do with our show and more to do with the fact that you're fat as I think that's the bigger thing, Kyle, is you said it yourself, it wasn't our fault. And again, I'm not taking the blame for this. I've got a pretty clean track record. Only ask the owners. You think different. I have not had. No, we haven't killed anybody yet. No, you know, dot, dot, dot, ellipsis. You never know. But as of right now, all our comments have not resulted in anyone dying. Not once.

[Brady]

You'd die from laughter to begin with.

[Larry McFeely]

That's a pretty. It's a good way to go out. I would rather die while laughing. Not a chuckle that induced it. Not something minor. It made you go, ouch.

[Brady]

He said Uranus.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, exactly. What if it was dumb?

[John Holmberg]

No, that wasn't it.

[Larry McFeely]

That couldn't have been it. No, Brady. Brady's wanted to be. He said, I said it. And I'm not making Uranus jokes. And he said. Brad Brady said something that made me giggle. I was like, oh, boy. What Uranus pun you do to die.

[John Holmberg]

Anyway, if that's the case.

[Larry McFeely]

Exactly. I want you off my planet. You're laughing at the Uranus puns.

[Toledo]

That was the morning we talked about losing your friend Brian Breeze as well, and about how you needed to go through the phones.

[Larry McFeely]

We had a couple of good lines in there. Yeah. On Breeze passing away. I told his wife called me after that and said we would never actually. I'm like, yeah, yeah, we're good. And then I didn't hear from him again. It wasn't like invited to the funeral or anything. I think she got mad at that. Still, though. Okay. There was some good stuff in that. I remember that.

[Toledo]

That was a long conversation because.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, we had a couple of good talks about Breeze. Maybe it made him laugh. And Brian. That Brian's death was dominoed into another death. Almost death. Yeah. But again, I lean more on the fact that Kyle even says it at the end. I'm 46 and I'm fat as. That's wheelhouse. Heart attacks. 46 to 58. Fattest. Usually. You're gonna have something go wrong there. Anyway, we didn't kill you, Kyle. That's not how this works at all. As much as I would like to have killed a listener through laughter again, I hold it. And we're coming up on our. Was this the 24th anniversary of this show? And I hold this. This is a badge of honor. And even before that, when I worked at the other station here in town. Have not. No matter what the silliness of the comment is, no one has ever died from this show. Ever, ever, ever. No one's even been shot at, stabbed, strangled, beaten up because of something said on this show. Raped. None of it. The old Patrice o' Neal line. How many bad rape jokes have actually led to real rapes? The answer is none. So stop making funny subjective to the point where a lunatic would go off and do something they don't. Now, we certainly can't cause a heart attack. But not saying I wouldn't take a little pride in that, because I would go to that guy's funeral just to have his family go. He loved your show. He listened. In fact, the last thing he laughed at was you. Wow. Get in line. Hilarious. Anyway, yeah.

[Brady]

Lift your corn sticks up.

[Larry McFeely]

The corn sticks. Which I would have thought that. I do remember that. I thought that was corn on the cob and just a hillbilly way to say it. No, there's real things as corn sticks. They got little pans for them and everything. I don't know. What are you going to do, Kyle? I'm glad you're better. I'm glad you're emailing. And no, you can't have that copy of that show. We don't give copies of the show away. Because what if it did it again? Like, it's better. It's better off that you don't. What if it is that show and you and it's some sort of weird Bermuda Triangle of weirdness that when you hear that show, you drop out? I'm not doing that to you. And then you would find out that they could sue us. Not doing it. You'll never get that stuff from us. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? A good one before Kyle drops dead again. 58 5. 9800 is the number. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this. Holmberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Don't show me that. Get a salve on that, Brett. Yeah. Anyway, thank you, Katie and the Hobbs. It's miles to nowhere on a hot Monday. Just hot. It's gross. This is that. We get it. We haven't had it all, like, summer. We've had some bad. This is the week where we're like, oh, it's never going to end, but we'll be all right. This guy says, all I picture when you mentioned that that fatso text in and said you gave him a heart attack is the weasel from Hoof Rain. Roger Rabbit. Remember when they would talk and then make people die laughing? I don't. Do you remember the weasels? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do. I remember the weasels from Roger Rabbit. Please, Eddie. I just came to see Jessica. Does that movie. Hold up. I wonder, remember what a marvel Roger Rabbit was? Oh, my God. We've got cartoons wildly interacting with humans, and it doesn't look bad. And Jessica Rabbit was confusing to adult men and kids because she was hot and also a rabbit. It screwed up a lot of brains.

[Brady]

She had to watch it its entirety.

[Larry McFeely]

No kidding. It's actually. It's a really good movie. And Bob Hoskins is very funny. But the. That. That Jessica Rat, I understood it for me, I think I was like 14 or 15 when it came out. So Jessica Rabbit was supposed to confuse me. My dad thought Jessica Rabbit was, like. He was way too into Jessica Rabbit. It was something wrong with him being. If I was 16, he was, you know, 40. Something really wrong with that one. He barks at things. He likes Woof. Steak, women. Woof. I remember that coming on. We had vhs, if I remember right, we all watched it as a fan, like, stop it. That's a cartoon rabbit. Yeah. Eat that for hours. Stop saying things. I don't remember the weasels from Roger Rabbit. And I don't know if that movie would look anywhere near good now. Surprised they haven't remade that in some sort of AI Family.

[Brady]

He's lost his mind, I don't think.

[Larry McFeely]

Man, she's hot.

[Brady]

Poor real life.

[Larry McFeely]

This singing ain't my line it's tough to make a rhyme.

[Brady]

If I get stuck I'm out of.

[Larry McFeely]

Luck do the weasels kill people?

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, they're kind of his. Christopher Lloyd's henchmen.

[Larry McFeely]

Huh. I don't remember any of this, and I've seen this movie a couple of times, so. They're just so wacky. People will, like, do stupid things and end up. Yeah. Essentially what we are to the audience.

[John Holmberg]

There goes one.

[Larry McFeely]

There's a weasel. Oh, they die. Yeah. Oh, they laugh so hard. They die. Hey, Daddy, keep it up. You're killing us.

[Brady]

You're slaying him. You're knocking him down.

[Larry McFeely]

All right, there you go. So, yeah, okay, Okay. I gotta watch that again. I'm surprised they have an AI made that, like, AI would interact with real people. That's something that they should consider. But that's it. You guys are the Weasels and we are Bob Hoskins because they're dropping dead like crazy. In fact, I got another email from a lady after hearing Kyle's I'm fat as F story says. She says, now that everybody's sharing their stories, I'll share mine. I had a heart attack. Also while listening to your show on July 15. I can't remember what you were talking about. I was too busy googling symptoms of a heart attack. I'm 41. No blockage, no problems. Blood pressure was great. Your show didn't cause my heart attack, but stress did. Yeah. Tuesday morning, I woke up 4:30, drank coffee, rolling around Facebook. Around 5:30, started to get up, get ready for work. I did my hair. I walked out of the bathroom, started getting dressed, and all of a sudden I felt tightness in the left part of my chest, which I'd never felt before. So I grabbed my phone and sat on the edge of my bed and began to Google symptoms of a heart attack. I saw five symptoms I was experiencing. I was dizzy, my chest hurt. I had proceeded to feed my diabetic dog because if I pass out, he doesn't get fed or insulin. So that was my priorities. You had priorities, got everything done. I sat on the couch debating whether to go to the er. They did an ekg. Normal visits look great in the past. Boom. How about that? They were calling a hospital in Tucson to get her admitted. That's all. BY and by 3:30, they had said, okay, you're having a heart attack. They're keeping an eye on her. She said. And worst thing is, she goes, if your body's trying to tell you something, don't wait. If you don't feel right, don't wait. You never know. I was mad at myself for wasting everybody's time. I like it because you're spelled wasting. Like what's around your middle. W, A, I, S. Wasting time. That's a good band name if you're going to be clever. Wasting Time. But spell it like your waist, like your tummy said made my husband take personal time off, which he needs for his elk hunt. Elk hunt? Elk hunt. Don't say that too fast. Anyway, he was going on elk hunt.

[Brady]

That was a Mexican restaurant.

[Larry McFeely]

It's a Mexican restaurant. Elk Hunt. It's good. They have good food. I've not been to Elk Hunt. In a while anyway, wearing families and friends. But now I know it could have been a lot worse. Discharged shortly after and I'm better. So how about that? Two people in the same day tell us about the heart attacks we've caused them. Not our fault, this one says. John, what you said before about this show not killing anyone is so true. Absolutely. The show hasn't killed anyone. No matter how bad all of the listeners want to lead her to shut up and die. Oh, my God. That's right. If anybody was going to get killed because of this show, it's him for sure. Brett, you and I were supposed to meet at Shinedown on Saturday and you couldn't go. You had trouble at the Legend. Oh, yeah. So there was an ice machine issue and all that stuff. So I went with my buddy Anthony Jordan and a friend of mine named Jeff and his wife Brantley. And Jeff had originally asked a while ago, and I'm like, I've seen Shinedown a million times. Good for my taste. Shinedown gets a little preachy live. That's my opinion. Some people like it. But he starts telling you things about like killing yourself and don't do it. Of course you're not gonna do it. I just want an uplifting rock show. I don't want. There's a lot of theatrics, let's say that. Oh, yeah, a lot of theatrics. It gets a little panic at the disco for my taste. But I still think they're incredibly good. Saw them Saturday with Bush and you left Bush. Last time they were here, you walked out.

[John Holmberg]

His voice was.

[Larry McFeely]

Because it was terrible.

[John Holmberg]

Gone. It was like. Like I said, it was kind of one of the last shows of the tour, of that.

[Larry McFeely]

That run burned out.

[John Holmberg]

His voice was gone. The bass player had to sing a.

[Larry McFeely]

Couple of the songs. They killed it. Absolutely killed it. I'm like, all right, we'll stick around, see what Shined Out's got. I was gonna leave early. I just. I stayed for the whole thing. They were incredible. Shinedown put on an amazing show Saturday. Absolutely amazing. And I'm like, okay. Even with the little seven or eight minute middle part where they started to tell me how life isn't bad, and I don't understand that. Like, why am I. You guys, if you're down and you're feeling bad music and life isn't bad, I'm like, that's why we're. We're here, because life isn't bad. Don't remind me of the problem. Just let's go Boule. Boulay, Bouque. Let's do the thing. A little diamond eyes for me. Get. Get on with it. Don't tell me how life is. You know, life. Life can get you down. All right. That's why I'm here. Once I leave, it's going to start getting me down again. You're the reason. Don't. But every single thing they did was out of this. They knocked it out of the park. They had the coolest thing I've seen in a long time with Pyro over the top of them. That was shooting down at him. It was really neat. Yeah, that show was really good.

[Brady]

And I wonder if they could incorporate the message in the song. You know how you like have a break time in the song where it's.

[Larry McFeely]

Like right in the middle. He starts. I don't want him talking to me.

[Brady]

You know when you're feeling down and out.

[Larry McFeely]

The whole point of that. Yeah, like a five finger death punch. You just to chalk outline on a groan. No, I don't want. Like your songs are supposed to give the message. Like, it's like going to a movie and have somebody explaining it to you in the middle. We're gonna take a little break here. The main character is gonna tell you what's going on. Like, no, it's a good movie. You don't need this part. Like, I get. And they didn't do Bully.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, thank God.

[Larry McFeely]

Not doing Bully was what made it a great show already.

[John Holmberg]

I think I've ever not seen him do that. I mean, every time I've seen him.

[Larry McFeely]

If they did, it was one of the first songs because we went down to the Rah Rah room for a minute and then came back.

[John Holmberg]

I looked at the set list. They didn't.

[Larry McFeely]

Didn't do Bully because. All right. Yeah, they came out strong. And I just like, we're walking along and I'm like, all right. I don't know how many we've missed, but they were great. So tip of the cap to Shinedown, who I already knew was good that you get your money's worth. That dude is flitting around down there like crazy. He's enjoying the hell out of his job. They were fun. Good job. Shined on. You saw Primus Friday? Yeah, I did. There you go.

[Brady]

His opener, Mono Neon.

[Larry McFeely]

Never heard of it.

[Brady]

Another dude that just crush dances on the base.

[Larry McFeely]

If.

[Brady]

If you can pull him up, Brett.

[Larry McFeely]

Mono Neon.

[Brady]

Yeah. He wears quite the outfit.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow. Is he like Les Claypool? Is he going to be like. Is he just a bass aficionado that's mono neon. Oh, he just wears a lot of his whole outfit. Looks like a South park character. Actually, he came out.

[Brady]

He looks like a song with him.

[Larry McFeely]

He's dressed as the Tick, the old cartoon character. The Tick, Yeah.

[Brady]

Combination of him and. Who's a guy from.

[Larry McFeely]

Is it Fat Albert?

[Brady]

Cartoons? Mono.

[Larry McFeely]

Just a weirdo. It's.

[Brady]

It's just kind of like a transfusion, but that's what he wears.

[Larry McFeely]

There's a ski cap all the way over his face. So this is sort of like. It's like that I do thing that Thriller likes. Can't see the guy. Identity is not revealed.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there he is.

[Larry McFeely]

There he is. Yeah, he wore a red.

[Brady]

Didn't have the whole time.

[Larry McFeely]

He's the new Bootsy Collins.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

That'S pretty good. I'd have gone to that.

[Brady]

That was good.

[Larry McFeely]

It's cool. Mono neon. All right. Big weekend for concerts. Yeah, I like that. I might pretty much just sold a mono Neo.

[Brady]

Like to sound.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that's cool. I like that a lot. And then over the weekend, I saw in the news that there was a. A house in red, whatever that place called up there. It's on your way to Payson. And everybody moved there because they want to get out, but they want to stay close. I forget what it's called. Real something. Grande.

[John Holmberg]

Real verde.

[Larry McFeely]

Real verde, yeah. Real verde. Yeah.

[Brady]

They had that water problem for a while.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. They didn't have any water. They went up there and found a bunch of. I think it was in Rio Verde, they found a bunch of animals that were not getting water and food and whatever. Here's my new rule. If you look out your house window, your house where you live, and you see a zebra, you've got too many zebras. If you can see a zebra from your home, you officially have gone past the amount of acceptable zebras. He had a zebra and a camel. Whatever. He's not starting a zoo. I'm sure he's the neighborhood idiot getting it. But he was doing something. Now you know he's in trouble because he couldn't. He couldn't take care of them. And more. More times than not, this basically is somebody who loves animals so much, they start hoarding accidentally. And the next thing you know, you look outside, you're like, oh, my God, I've got a zebra. If you have a zebra, it happens.

[Brady]

To a lot of rescue. Sometimes on that kind of level, they start getting a little tensions.

[Larry McFeely]

It's your house.

[Brady]

Bring it on. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

If it's a facility or a shelter, And I understand you can do it at a barn. Horses that. They're supposed to have us. So if you've got a lot of horses and you've got a place for horses, that's okay. But let's not go crazy. He had 25 horses, a zebra, two camels, three peacocks, five rams, 11 sheep and goats, a bull, four big tortoises, and a cockatoomberg's morning sickness. Well, wasn't that. He was. He was skimping on the price, Brady. Because they weren't eating.

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying. Expensive. As far as feeding.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, it would be had he been paying it. It's expensive if you can afford it. Otherwise, you're just not spending any money and they're rotting in your backyard. If you look out your backyard right now from your home and see a camel, you've got too many camels. End of story. Nobody in the neighborhood thinks you're cool. You're the weirdo. You're the weird dude with an attention problem that you're dying for people to come to you. You don't have a personality. Those animals are for zoos and, like, you know, animal rescue places. Like, there's a dude up north who was on the news going, I get this all the time. And he's got this giant facility that's, like, funded. And he's like, I will scoop up the zebras. And if you. Again, look out your window right now, and Brady, I talk to you. If this goes on in the future, you wouldn't surprise me. Come over, see my zebra. I worry about you, because if you found a zebra, you'd keep it. One zebra.

[Brady]

Eligible for that right now?

[Larry McFeely]

No. He could. No, he's not. His house is not a place just because you've got a big backyard. I got a big backyard zebra. I got. I got a lot of. I got a lot of land. I don't have any camels or zebras because I know that I'm not supposed to.

[John Holmberg]

Two Dobermans.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm good, right? My dogs are good dogs and horses. They need us. You can have a donkey, a goat, a couple of little, you know, farm animals are not camels. Even the peacock things, a little questionable. You can get those going. They're loud, they're annoying. But if you've just got peacocks and they're in a box and you love them because they're so beautiful, what's the point?

[Brady]

Useless. You gotta have them wandering around.

[Larry McFeely]

I draw the line. One zebra, too many zebras. I got a Zebra. If you have a family member or somebody else, nobody ever stops at zebra. We got one zebra. That's all. It's the only animal we've got. No one ever stops at zebra. They, they, you're getting more. And then they're going to have the whole, you know, animal kingdom in their backyard. And the, the circle of life's going to start and the eating of one. Well, you can't do it. You end up with a predator. You're inviting mountain lions in and you probably would keep one of those like an idiot. Look out your window right now. If there's a zebra, you've got too many zebras. And if you got a family member who's like, we gotta go to Uncle Todd's house, he's got those animals call somebody and stop it. Because it never ever, ever is reasonable. Ever. Have you ever met a guy who started with a zebra and said that was it? After that zebra died, we didn't do anymore. No. They end up with alpacas, like strangely, like in their ostriches. And like weird emus. Weird starts popping up in the backyard. And then there's a note on a post in the neighborhood, missing ostrich. You know, those are those neighbors. You got to tell somebody. I'm in an area where there's some space, like some yard space.

[Brady]

You probably have some peacocks.

[Larry McFeely]

There were peacocks that they got divorced. Those people got divorced. And evidently the one who had to move out got the birds because they're gone. Used to scream every day at 5 o'. Clock. There were peacocks and those little weird black and white ones with the pretty beaks. Those things were horrific screamers. They didn't have the big peacock plumes, but that was enough. And at first you're like, oh, neat peacocks. And then you're like, nope, they've got too many peacocks. Because you can't just have one peacock. Evidently they get lonely. So you gotta have two. And once they get going, once you get two peacocks, you're definitely getting three. And pretty soon you'll have six.

[John Holmberg]

Jonathan wants to know, Brady, what if Kirby wanted a zebra?

[Larry McFeely]

No, she's getting a zebra. That's why I'm telling him. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The reason I'm looking at him with this is like, that's no big deal. It doesn't end at one. It would be different if people could control themselves.

[Brady]

I'd tell her, you don't want a.

[Larry McFeely]

Zebra, we're gonna get you a camel. They're Biters kickers, right? Yeah. This is your reasoning instead of, it's just stupid to have a zebra.

[Brady]

You're like, that's not the way item.

[Larry McFeely]

Think about another wild animal. We'll put it in the backyard. Let's not get a zebra. That's. That's what I'm talking about. You're not the one who goes, well, no, you can't have a zebra. What's wrong with you, you idiot? You'll start telling her the reasons why zebras aren't good house pets. I'm telling you because you're not supposed to own zebras.

[Brady]

Now a ram, right?

[Larry McFeely]

They're funny. Hey, what's up, Laser? Sorry about that wool Ram got out. I'm looking at you, and it usually comes from a good place. But if you're seeking out, like, getting us like Brett, you've land now. You've never once thought to yourself, you know what I should do? A zoo.

[John Holmberg]

Not once.

[Larry McFeely]

Don't.

[Brady]

Come on, man.

[Larry McFeely]

It never ends. It never ends well. Crazy guy with two zebras and nine alpacas and a couple camels. When he dies, nobody ever goes, oh, he took such good care of the animals. It's always, okay, what are we gonna do with this? Your family doesn't want them because they're normal. You're just not a normal person.

[Brady]

Just go out to the Wildlife World Zoo. You can see all the peacocks.

[Larry McFeely]

That's all you need. Go over to berridge Nursery on 7th and Northern or Glendale. I got a whole slew of peacocks.

[Brady]

And they used to have them on the one there on Glendale.

[Larry McFeely]

That's that Fallon. No, that's barrage. Yeah, that's the. Yeah, they got loads of them. And they get loose sometimes and go into the Safeway parking lot, and it's Benny Hill. It's hilarious. I went to that Safeway once, and everybody's running. That dude with the saxophone that used to. He's dead now. There's no way he's still alive. He used to play the saxophone in the parking lot every day at this Safeway. Give me a little yakety sax, because that's the way it works. It's not on there, but the. I pulled in and there's people just running every direction you can imagine. And a dude with a saxophone by the fence just flying back and forth, and I'm like, I gotta see what this is about. Nobody was. Everybody's laughing like. It was just like. They all. They took crazy pills. And then. And then their peacock emerged and he's standing in front of the Safeway. That ain't yackity sex. Oh, no, that's not. Hey, if he was playing this, I had hung out over there. Well, sir, if he's gonna do a little overkill by men at work, he.

[Brady]

Does that when he's not chasing.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I would have stood next to him. I can't catch a sleep. See, I'd be right there. It's better than yakity sax. Get out of here, man. It's my corner. Come on. You need a singer. Oh, that's a great song. But no. He went into yak and he sat. Yeah, he played that nicely. But then yakety sacks broke out. Yeah, but again, because people were fascinated and nobody knew what was going to happen if a peacock got loose in the Safeway. That's it, player. And I'm looking. When I saw the dude with the sax running around, I'm like, what is he? Okay, Like, I thought bees. My first thought was bees. But then people were guarding the door of the Safeway. Mystics flying around, but they don't fly. They just kind of leap. Great jobs, these grand jumps, and it was hilarious. All I wanted was some coke, cocoa, because I bet you that sack had some coke. Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Well, there was a guy by the. The Walmart by the old radio station. He used to set up a full.

[Larry McFeely]

Drum set and just play drums.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, right there in the corner. He's got a whole kit. It wasn't even like a snare and a symbol. It was like toms and everything walking.

[Brady]

Out of Primus on Friday night.

[Larry McFeely]

This is our new the.

[Brady]

The Garage dude with a trumpet and the.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, street performance boom box.

[Brady]

Yeah. Feels so good. Oh, Chuck. Mano.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. That dude plays after Sun's games a lot, and he's not very good.

[Brady]

It's that same guy, actually.

[Larry McFeely]

Terrible.

[Brady]

That was probably the better one. Then he broke into another one.

[Larry McFeely]

He breaks out. Yeah, he's got his boom box.

[Brady]

You're missing it here.

[Larry McFeely]

He did. He did like Time to say Goodbye by Boys to Men. I was leaving the sun's game and he's playing the. And he just starts blowing a trumpet in them. It's like this song.

[Brady]

It wasn't working.

[Larry McFeely]

No, it doesn't work with a trumpet. Just do this. Let's get out of here, folks. Sunscreen's over. Arrogant Butcher closes at 9 for no reason. Everybody go home. Anyway, so look out your. Look out your window right now. Do you see a zebra? Report yourself. You've got too many zebras by the Way. Kyle has emailed in about Fat Kyle, the heart attack victim, and said, I text you on June 11 about the power of phone. Remember, we came up with the idea of power of phone, where when you die, your phone recognizes your heartbeat, has stopped, shuts down. Completely impossible. Yep. And goes into power of phone mode, which is the only you have established legally who is now allowed to look at your phone. And it will never be your wife. She's not in there. Brett is my power of phone because he is just going to look at. And there's nothing in there outside of our text thread. Really? Yeah. That needs to go.

[John Holmberg]

Which in itself.

[Larry McFeely]

I have a friend who went to the hospital and went out cold. And while he was out cold, this just happened. His wife started to thumb through his phone and find out that he was texting me about wanting to go to the casino because he just opened up a secret account. And in there, it was like, she'll never know about this. And I'm like, all right. I was like, all helpful. Yeah, let's do that. And you're joking on. No. Well, we had some terrible jokes. That's guys, though. You don't.

[Brady]

Right.

[Larry McFeely]

That's. That meme that. That dude's sitting there goes, I want to see what you guys are talking about. The phone. You do not want to see this.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Larry McFeely]

Who are you texting with the guys. And you do not want to see it. Let me see it. I'm having an affair. Is that how I'm not letting you see what the boys and I write? I'd rather think you think I'm boning other people than see what these. What we talk about. It is not right.

[Brady]

You know, you're Paul Bettany going through trial.

[Larry McFeely]

You're in a courtroom saying, yeah, we burned the corpse. That was. Did you say you would burn and rape her corpse? Yes, we did. And then it's worst part of Johnny Depp's thing was it was also on a TV screen so you could hear the lawyer. Read it out of context and read it yourself. You said you wanted to kill her, rape the body, burn the body, and rape it again, did you not? Yes, I did. So power of phone was June 11th. That caused that Fat Kyle's heart attack. And power phone is still a great idea. Brett has my. It's illegal now, but it is Trajan Wealth. You need to get on power phone. Get it in there. And Apple, you need to get on this yesterday. Get these phones to know when my heart stops. Think about big fat Kyle, who had a heart attack on June 11th. Listening to us, there he was, laying there with this phone. And then. And don't think that your wife loves you. She doesn't. My buddy was laid up in a hospital, out cold, and she looked at his phone and went, wonder what he's up to. He's dying. Yeah, before that. Let's see what he's doing. He wasn't doing anything bad. Just having some really awkward conversations with me and God knows who else.

[John Holmberg]

They definitely have the technology because our watches do.

[Larry McFeely]

I know. I mean, I Apple all the time. It thinks you fall down constantly. Up at Tactical, Black Jay wears one of those watches. And every time he gets jarred or something happens, it starts to beep, like, do we need to call the cops? Are you all right? It's like, take the watch off. Power of phone. That's a good one. Brett, you are my power phone. And always remember that as much as you think your wife loves you, when you're out, she's going through your phone. You get in a horrible car accident. The female mind. Oh, my God. Is he all right? Yes, he's going to be all right. He's just in a coma. Where's his phone? What gonna have.

[Brady]

I got the phone down. I gotta see his phone down.

[Larry McFeely]

The funny thing is, we can't get the phone unclamped from his hand. He's in a coma, but he's got a death grip on that thing. We'd have to cut his hand off. Cut his hand off. They want it there. She's going through your phone. Is he gonna make it, doctor? We think so. Okay, let me see his belongings. I want to make sure that son of a bitch wasn't with a girl. Yeah, constantly. What did he say about my mother? Does he not like my mother? Oh, my God. When he wakes up, he's gonna wish he stayed asleep. Can you imagine coming out of a coma, eyes blinking. That crust that had to develop that weird. The light is too bright. You gotta wonder how much time has passed. Are your clothes still in style? And you got that chick with her arms crossed looking at you going, oh, look who's up. How long have I been out? 13 days. Wow. This has been the crazy. Who is she? What? You and John were talking about someone called Bertha. No, we were making jokes about fat ladies. What? How do you know? I went through your phone while you were dead. Are you insane? Yes. Aren't they all power a phone?

[Brady]

Are you buying a hellcat?

[Larry McFeely]

Are you really getting a hellcat? No, Brett. Brett makes jokes that all black people like hellcats. It's a thing on the Internet. God damn it. Think it's pretty funny to chuck dildos at women. I didn't. I just. I said I would if I ever. Yeah, it is though. Yes. You're not even who I thought you were. I have tubes in my throat. You really like prostitutes? We were kidding about. What's a hot boy pool party? It happened across the street. It was a. I can't. I shouldn't have to explain this.

[Brady]

Grindr?

[Larry McFeely]

Really? You have a Grindr account? Why? We do it for laughs. To tease twinks. The guys and I think it's funny to troll for twink dick. Not actually doing anything. We're just laughing about it.

[Brady]

Uh huh. Everything's for fun with you, isn't it?

[Larry McFeely]

Feeling like you just don't care. I'm feeling fairly weak from the coma I just awoke from. We'll talk about this when you're on your feet again. He might not ever walk again. Well, whatever it is, when he's conscious. Doctor, can you put me back in that coma? Life was better there. Another thing that I. You know what's really good about this Sydney Sweeney thing? She was at her Americana premiere. You see that? She's. I didn't know he's ever heard of this movie. And she's in it. And she's going by and hired to yell at her. Guaranteed, nobody does this. Nobody's this upset about this. And if you are, you're crazy. Went to the line that she was walking through and said, stop the ad. Stop your racism. Hired. No way anybody goes to that. They were hired to stir it up and cause trouble and maybe buy American Eagle to keep this thing alive because they're doing great with. Turns out that we found out. And Sydney, soon, she handled it really well and went like, okay, hahaha. What are you gonna do? Turns out over the weekend she was outed. I guess as a Republican, she votes Republican, right? So this is my message to the world. Especially guys. It's like the zebra thing. It's a. It's a bar you have to set for yourself. If Sydney Sweeney's breasts are not attractive because of how she votes, you're too involved in politics. You're. You're in too deep or you're on the other side. Remember when you were a cool guy and you would pretty much like, like if AOC wanted to show you her cans, you'd be socialist for like an hour and a half just to her? Yeah. Those days can't go away. That's that you want to talk about the emasculation of men and how we're, we're pussies. Now that's one. Oh, she voted for Trump, dude. Those are better than her vote. If she, if she let you play with those, her politics shouldn't matter. We have to get back to that. If you don't think a hot girls politics matter, you're still cool. If you see a really like, pick your hot girl, everybody's got one. Brady likes that. D'. Addario. If she was a wild socialist and came over to you, you would listen to her. You're not going to necessarily change your mind, but you're going to give her the floor for a minute because if you don't, there's no chance you see her. I've done it. Everybody's done it. Pretended to be religious for about four months, wants to try to bone a girl. Years ago in school, that's how I met Father Dale. I was going to church because I knew she liked it. If I started showing up, maybe she'd be like, hey, it was. I didn't care. I didn't believe a single thing going on in there. But she was there. And neither did she, by the way, because she used to suck start hoses.

[Brady]

They're not gonna change anything. You're not gonna change anything.

[Larry McFeely]

Just go with the flow, man. If Sydney Sweeney starts talking about, you know, we gotta do is get rid of these Mexicans, take your liberal ideas and stamp em down for a second and just know you're about to see some of the best in America right now. I'm with you. Get rid of all the busboys and then choke it down. Ah, that hurt.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. If Margot Robbie came in, I'd be.

[Larry McFeely]

Margot Robbie could have any opinion at all. Absolutely. Dua Lipa could come in here right now and one of like, like nuke Ukraine, I'd be like, yep, Putin's right. Like I'd say a lot of dumb stuff to her. Did you just say that you think Putin is great? Then come in there.

[Brady]

You know, Hitler was.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm, I'm listening.

[Brady]

She asked me to bend the knee.

[Larry McFeely]

It doesn't mean I'm gonna jump aboard. It might. I'm not gonna lie to you. If it's good enough, I'm like, you know what? She's gotta making a lot of sense. But if she starts talking about if you're, if you're too wrapped up in politics to see incredible shallow hotness, you're too, it's, you're far Gone. And you need to pull yourself back a little bit. You can't do it. It can't be done. No. A woman with those beliefs can't be. So what? Women have to do it a little differently because men actually make real decisions with their politics. So it actually matters. They're just thoughts. A woman just thinks it.

[Brady]

I might do one march that's.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, I'd be marching everywhere. Dua. Lipa's like, we're going to the bomb Ukraine.

[Brady]

I'm like, you know what? This is yours.

[Larry McFeely]

We're going to the kill you Ukrainian kids march. You're coming. Like, yeah, I'm gonna be.

[John Holmberg]

Am I driving or you? Either way, let's go.

[Brady]

First one.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, Waymo, I don't want to park wooing. I'll go to, like, eight or nine of them before I start looking around going, this is getting. Come on. Until I close that deal and start, you know, slowly leaking my ideas in, maybe bombing the Ukrainian kids isn't such a good idea. Dua. How dare you. I'll leave now. I'm not saying it's. You know what? You're right.

[Brady]

Let's talk about.

[Larry McFeely]

It's not off the table. I just think maybe that's aggressive. Maybe not bombing them. Like, what if we kidnapped him and put him in a bag and threw him in a water or something? Like, I want to feed her beliefs. I'm not getting out of it. You just don't. Margot Robbie's in. Like, she could have crate. Earth is flat. Like, okay, yeah, maybe, you know, I haven't. I don't know for sure. I've never been. Prove it.

[John Holmberg]

I've never been around the world.

[Larry McFeely]

You can. We don't want to get it. I've never been around the world. So. Hey, when a voice like yours says, you can't prove it, I want to argue if it's Margot Robbie. I mean, they actually really can't because science has absolutely proven it. But. But she's gonna start talking me into it. Maybe I go to some flatter society meetings, looking around, going, all right, this is my new. This is my new thing. You will do more for a hot girl. No matter. They say a lot of dumb stuff. A ton of dumb stuff. Like, all right, you're hot, though it makes up for it. Sydney Sweeney's cans could have little Hitler mustaches under the nipples, and I'd be all right with it for a while. For a while? For a while. I don't understand that. If you're so. I'll get emails. Politically, some Girls. Okay, you're lost. You're lost. It's too much. You say weird things as Donovan just says. You say some wild crap to get the skins. Thank you, Donovan. Straight out of Boys n the Hoof. Brandy and Trey did it. Exactly. Say what you can to make them feel like you're on their team. Aoc's got great cans. I know politically, she's bananas. Not to everybody, but to everybody that I want to talk to, she's nuts. But in a bar, it's 12 o'. Clock. Drink a little bit. AOC starting to throw the vibes your way. Starts talking about, you know, government run grocery stores or something like. Yeah, that seems awesome to me. I think that's a. That's. That's a no fail. Oh, my God. I can't believe we're like, on the same page completely. It's amazing, don't you think? Next thing you know, you're slapping socialist around the bedroom. This is great.

[John Holmberg]

Giving him skins.

[Larry McFeely]

I got the skins. And then your friends are like, did I see you? Were you? Did you aoc last night? Sure did. Well, then your friends would be like, well, isn't she socialist? Shouldn't we all get some of that? Like, I think that's how that works. Like, I don't know, suddenly she's like, super conserv when it comes to her, like, body. It's her choice, but.

[Brady]

And every time, every now and then, you can. You can lose a buddy because of that.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, your friends make sense. Oh, yeah. And they don't care if you're in.

[Brady]

It for the skins.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Brady]

It's hilarious.

[Larry McFeely]

You're gonna lose your friends. Oh, that's different. When they start puppeteering you, that's different. They better be. No girl's hot enough to start making you her ken doll. Well, actually, that's not true. Margot could dress up. DUA could dress up.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. So if Duo walks in and puts you in a pair of Wranglers and some roper boots and Stetson.

[Brady]

Oh, he's in.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I'm gonna wear that. Gonna put that on. God damn it. That's gonna sting, though. Why would she dress me up like that?

[John Holmberg]

Because she can.

[Larry McFeely]

Because she can. After a while, she'd have to say.

[Brady]

Is, you look good in those. You're wearing them. It's just like the wolf shirt.

[Larry McFeely]

Is she happy in the hat? The wolf shirt for that was because. Yeah, that's true. Stephanie Seymour told me I look cute, and I never took those. Every time. Well, when she'd come over, I Go change. I didn't even know it was her. Later I found out it was Stephanie Seymour, but I just knew it was the hot girl that my friend. My sister's friend. Damn it, Brady, that hurts. But you're right. I went and put the thing that I knew she liked on. But I also, at the time, in fairness, thought that looked pretty good. She wasn't wrong.

[Brady]

Just confirmed it. I mean, there's a reason you got that shirt.

[Larry McFeely]

Actually, you know what it was? It wasn't even a wolf. I just remembered the shirt. It was worse. It was a puma shirt. And it was a. Like a predatory puma. Like a cat. And it was howling at a red sun. And I think cats how. But you could probably find it. It didn't have any sides on it either.

[Brady]

So was it. It was Puma the brand or it was just.

[Larry McFeely]

And said Puma on the bottom. The puma was turquoise. The sun was red. I remember that shirt now. I loved that shirt. But that's the one she thought was really cute. And then I had like, maroon ops and socks that didn't match up to my knees. And I went. And I changed into that every time she came up. It would have been better if it was a wolf howling at the moon, because at least that makes sense.

[Brady]

So I changed. Picture that at first.

[Larry McFeely]

Howling at the sun has never happened in the history of pumas, but. Yeah, but I would. You're right. Even young, I knew early on, stay on. Stay in the good graces of that incredibly hot girl in my kitchen. What did she like? And I kept note of it. What are the three or four things she said she liked? Iced tea. Okay. Check. Got that in the fridge. And that outfit that you had on, Go put that back on. Dirty or otherwise. Get that on. You're only in fourth grade. None of this cleanliness wasn't a thing yet. I just knew I liked how it felt. And I didn't know what she thought. I just knew what she thought of me. And I tried to play to the strengths. So I put that puma shirt on. Oh, it was so bad. And I had a couple of them. I had a black one and a white one. I had the white one on for her. Oh, there was maroon involved too, somewhere. Ugh. Anyway, I don't know how you got me off on that. Either way, Sydney Sweeney's too hot to care about her politics. That's what I'm saying.

[John Holmberg]

Why is John spreading fake news? I've seen the videos of those mad at Sydney Sweeney.

[Larry McFeely]

It ain't Dudes. No, it isn't. Well, no, it's. If there are dudes out there, though, that are grumpy about, so. That is very true.

[John Holmberg]

They were at the pool party across the road.

[Larry McFeely]

They're at the hot dude pool party across the road. And a couple of those dudes. I would have thought, yeah, socialism isn't so bad. You guys look pretty hot. There's a hot new pool party. Like, how do we get into the kind of shape you hot dudes are in? It was Schmidt's gay across the street. It was incredible. Like, these dudes were. I think they just went back there and started to bench each other. At the hot dude pool party.

[Brady]

You playing with me at the Phoenician? The one where it was, like, on hole number 14. It was looking over at the yard because there's some of the beautiful houses on that fairway. And it was Schmidt's gay.

[Larry McFeely]

Schmidt's gay. Happens a lot.

[Brady]

Now you can rent any room in the pool.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness. I'm just saying, it is true. That guy's right. It's mostly women shouting that stuff out. Although I do think it was a guy that yelled it at the although. You know what? In fairness, maybe it wasn't. It might have been a woman, but. But looked a little. Sounded like a dude. Either way, if you're a man and you let politics get in the way of Sydney Sweeney, he's right. It's mostly women. And speaking of women, we're getting closer and closer to the WNBA having to be shut down because of dildos. And I didn't know if you'd have told me that five years ago. You know what'll end the wnba? Too many dildos. I'm like, yeah, Figured that they just couldn't play basketball anymore. They were all just wrapped up in dildos. Nope. Flying him across the court. It happened again Friday to the point where Sophie Cunningham had to put out a warning. Please stop. Please stop throwing dildos. You're going to hurt one of us. Is the greatest tweet ever of all time. Then the Internet took over, and the dude whispering in Bush's ear. A second dildo has hit the court. I say stop throwing dildos at the girls, but by all means, keep throwing them on the court. End this league with rain and dildos. We had to stop the WNBA because too many people were Chuck and dildos. And they arrested the one guy in Atlanta who did the first. The. You know, the Wilbur. The Wilbur. Right. Of the entire deal. The guy who started?

[Brady]

I was trying to see how, you.

[Larry McFeely]

Know, he charged with assault, you know. No, but his punishment was like, he got. He got. You can't chuck things on the court. You can't. It can't matter what it is, right? Like a bowling ball or a dildo. Both equally dangerous, but nobody got hurt, so it's dangerous. You get, like, a warning, and then you're banned for a year.

[John Holmberg]

A minimum one year. That's what they're saying.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay. You got to come up with a tougher punishment, because if being banned from the WNBA is your punishment, I'm bringing a ton of dildos.

[John Holmberg]

I throw a case out there.

[Larry McFeely]

Everybody you get. I'm Oprah. You get a dildo, you get a dildo. But the. The greatest tweet of all time, and it's serious. Stop throwing dildos. You're going to hurt one of us. That happened. That's a real thing. And then I. So I did, though. I did watch a little Fever basketball yesterday, but it wasn't for the play. If a third would happen, then if the hat trick comes down the neon green.

[Brady]

Not at a Fever game, though.

[Larry McFeely]

That's. Who's. That's. Who's chucking them. That's what happened. Friday was at a Fever game. They got one against New York or Chicago. I don't know who. No, Atlanta was the first one, and the Fever got the second one. It's a thing. And if you get banned for a year, I think they can sneak you in. I think you'll be all right if you just have to go back. But I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, it's. They probably remember all the people that come in the doors of those places.

[Larry McFeely]

That is true. You know, I mean, pretty identified.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I mean.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that's true. Anyway, don't throw it at the girl. Don't stop. You heard it here first. As much as I hate the wnba, stop throwing dildos at those girls. Throw them at the side of the court they're not on. Throw them down the other end when they go down, because they all end up one side or the other. And when they're running away from you, then throw the dildo down on the other side. Make it so they've got a dildo issue in the wnba. I want that headline. Dildo Issue in WNBA Mars Playoffs. And I mean, the neon green one is. That's two in a row that they were both neon green. I think it's great.

[Brady]

They'll have to put a net around the court, just like in baseball, for Foul ball.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Keep the dildos in instead of the other way, where the balls are protecting the fans. The fans. This guy's. This is a good idea. James says fans should be trying to do the dildo challenge. Okay, let's put it out there. Remember those kids were flipping those water bottles, trying to get them to stand up. See if you can get one of the suction cup dildos to actually stand onto the court. Post one on the court, I'm gonna say it. Hubbard Broadcasting will give you $10,000 if you manage to get that done. If the referee has to pull it more than three times to get it unsucked from the court, I'll get the company to give you some money. Yeah, evidently, you can just do that. You just tell somebody that they can. That someone else has to pay. Evidently, that's a thing in this business. You just go, oh, he'll pay for it. He doesn't know, but he'll pay, so I'll do the same. If you can stick the dildo challenge, do it when the girls are on the other end of the floor. Let's keep this. I don't know anybody getting hurt. Yeah, I like that. Did you see? I didn't see this. Like, Sophie put out, stop throwing dildos on the court. You're going to hurt one of us. A guy named Redone Bangerang commented back, stop playing basketball on my dildo range, America. We don't get better than that. Anyway, we'll finally rid ourselves of that silly wnba. And irony of it all, the thing they love the most is what ended the game. Dildos, Sex toys. Simulated men. Love it. Brett, what do you got on the big board of Musical Tree? All right.

[John Holmberg]

Wake Up Song brought to you by Action Ride Shop, of course. And it is a little hot now, like we've been talking about. So now's the time to get those bikes serviced and read for the trails and ready for the season. And no better place to do that than Action Ride Shop. Doesn't matter if you got.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, is that it? Somebody found my puma shirt.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man, we got to get that.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

Doesn't matter if you bought it from them or not. Huffy, Schwinn, pivot. You name it, they'll fix it.

[Larry McFeely]

That's a more modern version of it. Mine was a little more rudimentary, but it is the puma scratching.

[Brady]

Sweet, man.

[Larry McFeely]

The Japanese sun. Thank you, Robert.

[John Holmberg]

Wow, she dug that, huh?

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, she was into it.

[John Holmberg]

ActionRideshop.com is where you gonna go.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

On the List the weather girls for John's pool party across the street and the rain and dildos too ACDC falling in reverse Billy Joel just the way you are because he never wants us to change.

[Larry McFeely]

Amazing song.

[John Holmberg]

40 below Summer Alice Cooper for some reason the cult body count. There goes the neighborhood for your rental Brass monkey for the sea monkey guy White zombie Welcome to planet mother Effort. Ozzy. System of a Down stp.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that's interesting. All right. Billy Joel documentary is worth watching.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

And then I think I kind of walked away from at least the first two and a half hours. I don't know what's left. Well, that just covers his childhood to 1980 or so.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't care about his childhood.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, you do start playing in the clubs. It mixes in well. It's done well. And then after a while you're like, how long is episode one? There's something daunting about a documentary that I'll watch it if it's two and a half hours long. But when I saw episode one, I'm like, oh, this is too long. But if it was just one, I'd be fine with two and a half. Cram it all in there. They cram a lot in. And then we're up to the point where he gives control to his brother in law and that's the dude that steals all of his money. We haven't gotten. That's episode two. It's another two hours. But what I realized was midway all the way through this, Billy was, I hate to say it's kind of dumb. Like everything he did was dumb. And it was just so hyper focused on like music and stuff that he didn't pay attention. And it wasn't that he was fooled. He just did dumb things. It's a re. It's a really like. It's a powerful admission in his own way to sit back. But he's so nice about. He goes, hey, the guy gave me a record deal and just screwed him. He made no money off Piano Man. Seven grand off Piano man. Because the dude that owned everything, you know, took it. It was his. And yeah, so it was just. It was the.

[Brady]

Which came out to it's millions.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, tons. And the Piano man was the first one. Didn't even from Piano man to his next big album, which was the Stranger was six or seven years. And it's just. It's a weird kind of like Billy was just dumb and stubborn and just sort of like stupid and didn't have anybody good in his corner till that wife of his Took over and she. She was a gangbusters manager. So it's. It's a good documentary, but you kind of are like, man, Billy needed a lot of, like, people. He's not smart enough for this. Like, he's all he is is a poet and a balladeer and a singer and a musician. He is not even close and very bad at personal everything and seems super nice. But, like, you're like Billy. You need help at every turn. He needed somebody to babysit him. It's crazy. But it's a good documentary.

[John Holmberg]

I haven't got to the Christie Brinkley stuff or anything.

[Larry McFeely]

No, that's next. And I don't know that that's going to interest me as much.

[Brady]

I saw that. He says, yeah, she's the one that got away. That was the truth.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, what should it. The first one is the one that got away. The first one was the one that made it so he was successful. Like, all the songs he wrote were about her. Just the way you are and only a woman. And every single song he wrote was just this. Just pouring out his love for this lady who was essentially controlling the whole thing and doing Sharon Osborne. She was Sharon Osborne. Yeah, it's very much like that. And like, he just obliviously went through. Got on the. Like, he didn't even know he was good. He put out the album, that one album of the year and went on tour and came back. He's like, I guess that was a pretty good album because he's got a mansion. He's got all this stuff now. It's like, wow, we're doing good. He was just blindly staring at those keys and writing amazing songs. It's a good documentary. Long. Then I got some lady getting screamy yelly over at my ring camera. I had to leave with 10 minutes left. I didn't get through the whole thing. Anyway, I don't want to do just the way.

[Brady]

What platform's that on? Netflix?

[Larry McFeely]

Hbo.

[Brady]

Hbo.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't care. Brett, pick one Crack. Oh, you know what you could do? Well, none of them are up there. What? Yeah, I always like cracker man. We'll go cracker man. All right. STP will be featured in this Saturday's Brett's 5th anniversary, John's belated birthday show over at the Rooster. Saturday night, we're celebrating Brett's five years on the air and Brett's. Brett's birthday is this week. Yeah, my belated birthday. Brett's birthday. Drunk off. We haven't had one. We usually have one every year for my birthday and the schedule didn't work out. Guys at the Rooster are like, do it here. Like when? August 9th. Okay, so that's happening Saturday night at the Rooster. Brett's fifth anniversary. That's right. Five years of Brett on my birthday party. Which is belated. But Brett's birthday is going to happen. Any excuse to go out there and booze up. And we're gonna do. And the theme this year is Songs from Movies. So if it's in a movie or on a soundtrack. A movie. A memorable moment. Some not so memorable. Some of them are like, why are we doing this one? It's like, oh, it was in the background of like the Social Network. I'm like, okay, done. We got some great stuff because we're doing Vaseline by Stone Temple Pilots. You know what I'm struggling with? It might be worth a laugh because I'll be drunk. Lose Yourself by Eminem. There's a lot of words in that. About an hour and a half last night of just staring at that thing, trying to figure out. I don't. I don't think I can remember all this. This is going to be hard. But it's the Rooster. And there's only like. I know there's like 150 seats in that place. It's not very big at all. So if you're going get there early there about 6:37, I think we're going at like 8:30 or 9, I don't know, whenever. And let the shots flow. And if Brett's standing at the end of the night. You have failed my friend Brett on his birthday and fifth anniversary. Five, two. Yeah, five, two. Five years on the show. That's going. That's a thing. And why not? Brady's in there too. We're celebrating Brady as well. Brady's fifth year with Brett, I guess. I don't know.

[Brady]

Fantastic. Let him out on a Saturday night.

[Larry McFeely]

Brady gets to get out on a Saturday. That's good too. So there it is. Saturday night at the Rooster. It's gonna get silly. We hope Stone Temple Pilots is your wake up song. It's cracker man. It's 98. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this. Holmberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Off and running on Monday. And it's already 100 degrees. I used to have a thing. I was like a pseudo weatherman in high school because I knew at 11 o', clock, whatever the temperature was 10 degrees hotter. And if it was a hundred by eight in the morning, you're probably gonna die.

[Brady]

We got you covered now.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Now we got a new weather.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. No, we got a whole weather. Have you seen the weather center? I haven't, man. Yeah.

[Brady]

Haven't been invited.

[Larry McFeely]

It is. I. I didn't know that it had been purchased and paid for. I got to give it to our sales staff because that. That happened over the weekend. I didn't know that. But now we've got this whole weather center going on. It was impressive. Susan cracked the whip, and we got our weather sponsored and they built a weather center that's 100% of a lie. From the weather center. Live from the blah, blah, blah weather center. It isn't. It's Heather's desk. It's the same. It was the same as before. Tell them it's a weather center. Make them think of computers and doppler. We don't have doppler. We don't have anything. In fact, the lady that does weather just humps a computer all day and puts commercials in. Good job. She's got a pleasant speaking voice. We hired her to do weather. They did a great job. Say we've got a weather center is a bit misleading. I don't know. Our weather center is. Well, I'm holding it right now in my hand. It's a phone. She's very good, though. Heather does a great job. She's busy right now in the weather center. The weather center.

[Brady]

It's always hot there.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, the weather center. It's smoking hot in the weather center. The weather center. That cracks me up. Live from the newsroom. Where's that? I've worked here for 25 years. One of these rooms. You have a newsroom, huh? I think it's my phone. I think the newsroom's in my hand.

[John Holmberg]

It's like Les Nessman. There's tape on the floor. That's our news area.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, man. That's the krp. Couldn't have been more this. It's so perfect. It's time now for Brady to give a live from the newsroom. Brady's gonna give you the news only Brady knows. We call that the Brady report. It's brought to you by all pro shade. Get on down to your computer, to your news center and go to allprochade.com and check out everything they've done for other people, including Brady. His backyard looks great. Gotta get him out to my house. Got a little plan. I got two little plans. I want to mix and Match there. I got a couple things I want to get going. Now that I've seen what they did at Brady's house, I've got ideas you can too. And it's days like this that you're looking for shade. Why not just have it at the punch of a button? Make shade in your backyard a reality with all pro. Shade.com Brady reported.

[Brady]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. Happy National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day. That's always good for the kids and for mom. National White Wine Day.

[Larry McFeely]

Don't mix that. Oh, that's a headache.

[John Holmberg]

Gonna be buried today.

[Larry McFeely]

Fine. Yeah, they were. I'm a little. Cookies. Sea salt cookies. The. I have to give credit to something that I have dismissed over the years and I now have reintroduced into my life. Got hungry after the Shinedown show. I was with my buddy Jordan and. And Anthony. We went to Talking Stick for a minute, and then. And we left. And I'm like, I'm hungry. And I went by. I hadn't eaten, and I went by McDonald's and the line was around the block. Taco Bell line was around the block. Like, ugh. It was like midnight or something. I don't know. Like, man. Went by Whataburger and there was no one there. I'm like. And I actually drove by. I did that thing where you're driving, your head falls. There went Water burger. Hadn't been a water burger in a long time. Turn around. Went to Whataburger. Kicks ass. The burger weighed, like 8 pounds. It was huge. When she gave me the bag. No, I just got that. Brady, calm down. That's. I don't know.

[Brady]

You were the one that.

[Larry McFeely]

Carl's Jr. That's Carl Jung.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

They don't have, though. I have to go to Guadalupe for that. I'm not. I haven't dismissed Carl's Jr. Ever. They just don't have enough of those. No Waterburger I quit on because they used Hunt's ketchup for years. But when the lady handed me the bag and the Coke was the size of my head, I just put it in the passenger seat and put a belt around it. She hands me the bag, and I was like, don't tell her. She gave me someone else's order. But then I remembered, I'm the only one here. This is a. It's an island of food that nobody knows about anymore. Midnight across the street, Taco Bell car out into the road. Waterburger just sitting there like, come on over here. We got hundreds of pounds of meat. We're not using. I went in there. That Burger Brady, you would lose your mind. It was awesome. A little too heavy on the onions. I knew that when I. They like onions, so I just shook them out. They weren't diced. Well, you shake it and the excess onions fall out like a Polaroid picture. Yeah, you shake it like you shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it like a Polaroid. I shook it, and all the little extra diced onions fell out. And that first bite, and I wasn't even drunk or anything. Heaven. And I'm like, I have, and they're fries. Why have we pushed Water Burger aside? What did they do wrong that made me. I don't remember suddenly just saying, no Water Burger for me, but I've passed by Waterburger a million times. I won't go. Why? They're so good.

[Brady]

There's new ones popping up.

[Larry McFeely]

Good. Keep them coming.

[Toledo]

Yeah, they're on a new growth thing or whatever.

[Larry McFeely]

They're great.

[Toledo]

And we should apologize for any franchisees who are gonna get calls today from Herr Susan.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah. Cause what? Oh, yeah. John was talking of the Whataburger. Get him on the air to sponsor the newsroom. Live from the Whataburger newsroom. What a story. What a burger. It is great. And I don't know why I stopped liking Whataburger. We used to go there all the time when I was, like, 20. My buddy Joe and I used to go to Whataburger a lot.

[Toledo]

It's like religion in Texas.

[Larry McFeely]

It's great. That burger was heavy. When I got that bag, I swore there was at least two orders in there.

[Brady]

Some lead.

[Larry McFeely]

There's some lead in there. It was thick. And I will say this. I don't know that they're advertisers. They should be, because I'm giving them the love they deserve. The next day, mud butt. It was a rough cleanup.

[Toledo]

It's the onions.

[Larry McFeely]

Is it? Oh, he got rid of the onions. Yeah. I shook out excess onions. I kept some.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay.

[Larry McFeely]

The bad thing about the onions that are uncut is that you've got to take either. All of it off, you know? I don't like a lot of onions. There's a lot. But, yeah. The next day, the. Yeah, it was there. It was a five flusher after everything went down just to get the stains off the side of the bowl.

[Toledo]

God damn it, Holmberg. Stop telling people about Whataburger. There's one by my house. You're gonna fill it up.

[Larry McFeely]

Dud. He's not wrong because everybody did what I did and just I drove by and made a U turn like no. And then I went by like why not? Made the whip around. Went right back in there. It took two seconds. There was no one in line. Dude, everyone in time.

[Toledo]

Onion rings. Don't.

[Larry McFeely]

The onion rings are good. Okay, I'll hop on that. Probably 15 pounds of onion rings. That burger was huge. So thank you. And I'm saying it now. What a burger. Made me think of Al McCoy every bite I took. What a shot. What a burger. Everybody else can go themselves. I'm a Whataburger guy.

[Brady]

It was good couple of basis fun facts. Martin Luther King Jr. And Anne Frank were born in the same year, 1929, same hospital. And Betty White was born seven years before them in 1922, same hospital. Tennessee has the highest tax on beer of any state. $29 per gallon. Wyoming has the lowest 2 cents per gallon. There's only one real person mentioned in the Harry Potter books. It's a nine year old girl in Toronto named Natalie McDonald who is dying of leukemia. She was a huge fan. So a family friend emailed J.K. rowling, who included her as a student at Hogwarts in the fourth book.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that's nice. Hopefully she's not trans because then J.K. rowling hates her.

[Brady]

According to a new poll about doing laundry, 55% of people say they always do their own laundry while 5% never do their own laundry. Said someone else does.

[Larry McFeely]

Somebody's got to do it.

[Brady]

Nine people. Nine percent of people claim they love doing laundry. Now let's get into this. 80% of people wash their underwear after wearing it once.

[Larry McFeely]

A hundred. Yeah.

[Toledo]

What's with the other 20%?

[Larry McFeely]

It's a catch. All the men or more or more.

[Brady]

Likely than women to wear their underwear multiple times before washing it. Overall, 5% wear their underwear four or more times before washing it.

[Toledo]

Just kill yourself man.

[Larry McFeely]

As a guy who doesn't wear underwear because I don't like having a catch all on. I like being responsible for my cleanliness. And that's all underwear is is a catch all for your bacon strips and your pee pee drops. Yep. I don't understand that women's underwear always looks like it just got sneezed in. I don't know what's going on with you ladies but men is because you know, I don't know talking to anybody specifically in the room. But Brady likes to take seven or eight dumps a day and not wash himself. So that's the. That's compressed down. He does it all now he's just doing it when Caitlyn's asleep. But taking after all day long and then pulling your pants back up. And if women. If you do it in your thongs, if you take and you don't take a shower right after and you put that thing in there, it's a catch. All you've got to wash your underwear. You know what else nobody does, right? Sheets. Yeah, your sheets should get washed at least twice a week. At least.

[Toledo]

Especially here in the summertime.

[Larry McFeely]

You wear a shirt for eight hours a day. You take it off and put it in the laundry. You swamp and sweat and sleep and squirt and do whatever it is you do on your sheets. You leave them there for the next day. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brady]

29% of people wash their non jean pants after one wear. 21% wear them four more times before washing them.

[Toledo]

Didn't you do a story where you're not supposed to wash your jeans?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Ever since the guy from Levi's or something said that.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, jeans are okay to let go a day or two if you're clean.

[Brady]

T shirts were multiple days. That would surprise me. That's not 19 will wear it multiple times.

[John Holmberg]

You got your pits.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, your pits. And you're gunking up. No. And your food probably. No, put that like this morning I put this shirt on over my. I put deodorant on first and I get deodorant stripe on the side of my shirt. This goes right in the hamper the second I get home.

[Brady]

Looks like Meta has new eligibility requirements for live broadcasts on Instagram. Instagram public accounts with less than 1, 000 followers can no longer go live.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh wow. You got to pick up the pace or you're.

[Brady]

You gotta get more followers.

[Larry McFeely]

Get no followers. They're basically saying is you need more friends. That's pretty thousands pretty low though.

[Brady]

An unidentified man who was driving around Florida going to state parks and stealing Smokey Bear signs. You know the wood ones that warn people about forest and wood fire, wildfire risks. The guy would turn around and list them on Facebook marketplace for up to $2,000 each.

[Larry McFeely]

The ones that say fire dangerous, moderate.

[Toledo]

High or the arm that usually goes up from smoking.

[Larry McFeely]

He's pointing to which one is bad. Shouldn't it always say hi? Why tell us? Don't worry about it.

[Brady]

Yeah, burn away.

[Larry McFeely]

Fired up man. If you light it up, you're doing something now.

[Toledo]

Maybe it's the rainy season, I don't know.

[Larry McFeely]

I know. But still it should always be like think about Fire a lot. Hi.

[Brady]

Florida's Commissioner of Agriculture, Wilton Simpson, says the suspect was caught in the actual and that Smokey was actually on hand when he was cuffed and loaded into the patrol vehicle. What happened to be some knob just.

[Larry McFeely]

Showed up with the. There are buyers, stupid. Okay.

[Toledo]

Some college dude named Chet.

[Larry McFeely]

Dorm room. This is gonna look so cool at Pack Omega Gay House two grand. I know, guys. I just saw everybody pitch in. You think the Pack Omegas can kick in and rake out and go get that sign from that day? Peka Mega gay. We'll take your Dodge Ram, bro. Epic. It's gonna be so fire having Smokey on our walls.

[Brady]

Last Thursday, a search and rescue team in British Columbia, Canada, was called to a remote hiking and climbing area in the woods after a couple of hikers reported hearing repeated cries. When they arrived, the team heard faint yelling, closed in on the area. Eventually, they found a man who was camping alone. He wasn't in distress. He was just singing his heart out to the trees.

[Larry McFeely]

Huh?

[Brady]

Belting out Nickelback's greatest hits.

[Larry McFeely]

Is that true? Yes. He was singing Nickelback. And someone called the police to the.

[Brady]

Just to the forest. Yeah. They thought, some guy's in stress.

[Larry McFeely]

This is how you remind me that I am not a tree.

[Toledo]

It had to be a soft one. You can't be seeing inside of a bullet.

[Larry McFeely]

Why not, Right? Somebody called the police. Some dude runner. I'm calling the cops. Some dude run around the woods screaming, side of the bullet. Yeah.

[Brady]

Cops in Patterson, New Jersey, are searching for a man who stabbed two deli workers last week over a wrong sandwich ordered from four years ago.

[Larry McFeely]

Whoa.

[Brady]

He showed up on Thursday complaining about the sandwich he got four years ago that had eggplant on it.

[Larry McFeely]

Ew.

[Brady]

He claimed he's allergic, and it made his stomach hurt. When they asked him to leave, he pulled out a box cutter and started slashing. Got one of the guys in the arm. The other one ended up with wounds on his stomach and chest. Second guy is still in the hospital, but he's expected to recover. The business next door got to the G, got the guy on video, but police are still trying to track him down.

[Larry McFeely]

By the way, Whataburger evidently stole the recipe for fries from McDonald's. When they changed their recipe, waterburger's like, we'll take it. And that's why the fries are so good. Also, Whataburger bravely giving out those nuclear apple pies McDonald's used to do, too. The Hot Pocket McDonald changed it. Yeah, the ones that are like, we don't care.

[Brady]

Put them in that sleeve.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, with the blistered little thing with the blistered tongue when you're done eating it.

[Brady]

Yeah, now that's a good.

[Larry McFeely]

So whataburger's like, what aren't you using McDonald's? We're like, we don't want these apple pies killing kids and stuff. And you can have our old fry recipe. And they took it and they. It's awesome. I'm big on the water burger.

[John Holmberg]

Did you get one of those pies the other night too?

[Larry McFeely]

No, I didn't know about that. So just now the guy said you were an apple. McDonald's stopped with the apple pies because it was too dangerous. Whataburger's like, we'll do it.

[Toledo]

How about this? Cha Ching Chavez moments. You know guys, I'll think I've made it when I have single use underwear and socks. That's the level I want to attain.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, you've got enough money to have seven day dirty drawers and nobody says anything to you.

[Toledo]

Seven days. Imagine two weeks.

[Larry McFeely]

Woo.

[Brady]

Hoity toity in Shrewsbury, Pennsylvania with a truckload of glizzlies spill on the highway. Yeah, it tipped over. Pennsylvania interstate Friday after the crash. There's glizzies all over the street.

[Larry McFeely]

Say hot dogs. Brady.

[Toledo]

Can't do it. You got a picture? Does it. Does it show?

[Brady]

All the crews were stuck with a job.

[Larry McFeely]

Hot dogs.

[Brady]

Relish. John.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh God.

[Brady]

Christ. The show's canceled.

[Larry McFeely]

Show's canceled. Good.

[John Holmberg]

Can we go home?

[Toledo]

Podcast.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm having a heart attack. I'm having a heart attack like our listeners. Only it wasn't because of something funny. Brett is.

[Toledo]

Brett's gonna be Red fox in a little while.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm with him, man. Suicide pack.

[John Holmberg]

Brett, you and I. Yeah, I'm in.

[Brady]

According to a new report by adult video platform clips for sale, the summer is turning up temperature and one of the kinks is has a big spike. 46% spike in women inflating beach balls.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I saw this on the news last night. That. That's a big thing. Like with what their mouths. Like guys are into watching women blow up beach balls and like it's a fetish.

[Brady]

When entering 2025, the data showed several converging trends. We've seen a tremendous growth according to this guy at clips for sale. Tremendous growth not only in giantess and vore fantasies. I'm not sure what a vor fantasy.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know what giantess is.

[Brady]

Giant women.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, super tall ones or big fat ones?

[Brady]

50 foot.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, gigantic Anywhere from.

[Brady]

They call it giantess.

[Larry McFeely]

Never heard of that.

[Brady]

But also chastity. You got one ball busting and pegging.

[Toledo]

That's on YouTube. That's not gonna be.

[Larry McFeely]

What?

[John Holmberg]

No, it's not gonna be.

[Larry McFeely]

That's all I've been requested to do. It's a fat lady blowing up a beach ball. I don't want to see this. She is a beach ball. Okay. New rule. Has to be sort of a super hot girl blowing up a beach ball, not a girl who just had a baby.

[Brady]

States that are into it. New Yorkers are particular. They can't get enough of it. Along with the citizens of New Jersey, Tennessee, Indiana, D.C. and Arizona.

[Larry McFeely]

She's wearing pantyhose and a skirt. She knows her legs are awful.

[John Holmberg]

This is a Gilbert mom.

[Larry McFeely]

Here.

[John Holmberg]

Them boots.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, she's got her cowboy Carter outfit on.

[John Holmberg]

You can see her at Postino's today for white wine day.

[Larry McFeely]

How large is my lung capacity? She's from England. What's going on with your stomach? You kind of look like you spent a lot of time drinking beer. She's not trying to hide anything. There's no hiding that.

[John Holmberg]

Postino's got shorts.

[Larry McFeely]

She's got Postino's gut. You're right. She's got, like, male pattern fatness. She's got love handles. Women aren't supposed to get love handles. Their thighs and asses are supposed to get bigger. You're not supposed to bunt cake over your pants like Brady.

[Brady]

Now I know what four is.

[Larry McFeely]

What is it?

[Brady]

The fantasy of being eaten or doing the eating which overtook the giantist in places like California, in Nevada. They love four.

[Larry McFeely]

They like watching people eat or being eaten.

[Brady]

Be eaten.

[Larry McFeely]

Be eaten.

[Brady]

Yeah. Being eaten or doing the eating of a person.

[Larry McFeely]

You don't know what?

[Toledo]

Cannibalism.

[Larry McFeely]

Cannibalism, okay?

[Brady]

And people are beaten to this.

[Toledo]

But can you actually perform that on film?

[Larry McFeely]

Look at that lady's gut. Brett, ready to play within the pool? Don't you get in the pool. You go put more clothes in on. You go. You go put a sweatsuit on. Like tickling before the divorce. You. You. You put the sweatsuit on before he left. Now. Now you're starting to try too hard, and you're not ready yet. You look like you swallowed a gumball machine.

[Brady]

Pedal pumping is big in Mississippi. Testicle torture in Connecticut.

[Larry McFeely]

All right. Yeah. I saw the thing about beach ball blowing up yesterday, and it's like, this is something dudes are into now. And I'm like, with all the things women blow on the Internet. We're bored with that now. It's just back to the basics. Huh? Now we're talking, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's. That's Toledo.

[Larry McFeely]

Toledo found a bunch of naked smoking and blowing up. That's different than Brett's family thing.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. Not good, though.

[Larry McFeely]

Yikes. Whoa. Oh, that is a meat pack. Oh, my God. What is that thing between her legs?

[Brady]

All right, tell me that's a.

[Larry McFeely]

Turn that off. What? A burger?

[Brady]

Finally, Chinese researchers have developed a prototype robot that can see and then pick up objects like toys, bottles, stuffed animals. It can also respond to voice commands. This future robot, it's already built. It'll can tidy up your house before the Roomba vacuum.

[Larry McFeely]

It's called the good pick up Legos.

[Brady]

It's gonna scare your kids and pets. There's a picture of the. It's like Johnny Five alive.

[Larry McFeely]

It just looks like Stephen Hawking fell out of his chair.

[Brady]

It's got an arm. Robotic arm that'll pick up the stuffed animals and then the other stuff can get.

[Larry McFeely]

It does. I bet you they took Stephen Hawking's chair now that he's not using it like. Well, let's just outfit it with some stuff. It's got a depth camera and a display. Yeah. Soon we won't need each other.

[Brady]

Got a couple of radio videos.

[Larry McFeely]

Fat British ladies can blow up a beach ball all by themselves and no one will notice.

[John Holmberg]

She is a beach ball.

[Larry McFeely]

I think she ate the beach ball last time. She got confused and she vored the veach ball.

[Brady]

First one's a new spa treatment. It should get a snail facial.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, we're not messing around. These are big ass snails. She got like 10 of them on her face. They're huge. She really needs a distraction where she's. What's she doing her facial for? She just got to go cover her face up when she leaves. Anyway, she's from one of those countries.

[Toledo]

Maybe that's the new hijab.

[Larry McFeely]

Does that count if you're covered in snails that you didn't show your face to the men? Anybody that defends those countries is an idiot. I can see her. Her horn nose put snails on it. That can't be doing anything. Wouldn't we just slaughter the snails and use their juice?

[Toledo]

Yeah, you would think so.

[Larry McFeely]

That's what America would do. This poor Middle Eastern, if you slaughter.

[Toledo]

Them, you don't get the regenerative. They don't make more.

[Larry McFeely]

Her husband's not in the oil industry, or he could afford a better esthetician.

[Brady]

Next one's Jared Allen. He got inducted in the football hall.

[Larry McFeely]

Ripped his pants wide open.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Pretty sweet. It was the night before he did a move and his pants split all the way down the leg. His tight cowboy blue jeans. I didn't watch any of the hall of Fame induction because this year I didn't care about one of the guys going in. Yeah, it was a weak class. He did a sack dance.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

And his pants opened up. He's still in good shape, though. Kept the mullet. Gotta give him that.

[Brady]

Last one's a dude with the hairiest back I've ever seen.

[Larry McFeely]

Furry, man. Oh, my God. He's a wolf. That's not real. He's wearing a coat. That's a coat. What were you looking at this weekend? This gun in your feet.

[Brady]

Look at that.

[Larry McFeely]

Look at that. It's his armpit. Hair goes all he's got, like. It's like a terrier from the shoulders to his mid back. Then it just stops. It's a shawl and it's gray.

[Brady]

He's like prime USDA and the Baron.

[Larry McFeely]

Do you think when that all went gray, he looked in the mirror and said, I'm getting old. Like it doesn't bother him anymore? The gray is more troublesome than the carpet.

[Brady]

At what point?

[Larry McFeely]

What age? Shady, there's something in the water down there. Yeah. That is not normal. Look at this dude. This fuzzball. I got him swimming around in some poop creek down in Mexico. Nobody else is in the water with them because they know what's his shower drain. Oh, I'm sorry. It's Mexico. What's his bucket of cleanliness look like when he's done? What does the outside ground that he bathes in look like? All that hair. Good thing is shaving that off.

[Brady]

His back probably has the five o'.

[Larry McFeely]

Clock shadow just immediately. The good news is that most of that dump doesn't have any plumbing, so he can't screw that up. He can shave it and just let it drift off into the cocaine. Mexico sucks. Have I told you I think that.

[Brady]

Don'T have to worry about sunburn.

[Larry McFeely]

20 million escapees can't be wrong. Yeah, he does have any. Yeah, there's no reason for SPF anything. He is that. Good Lord. That is a lot of fur. Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right, we'll start off easy. Little girls getting hurt here.

[Larry McFeely]

Little girls?

[Brady]

No.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, she's doing a flip on the sidelines. She does. Oh, she was gonna do a flip and when she planted her front foot, it slid and she did backwards splits. And then a face Scorpion. Oh, on the turf. Ouch. Turf. Are you alive? Yeah, I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

We don't have a follow up on that one.

[Larry McFeely]

Her ovaries had to just shoot out of her. You can't get in that position. We're on a beach, riding some motorcycles on a beautiful beach. Oh, he's. He's trying to turn. We've gone to slow motion. Somebody's coming in hot. He's making a turn. He's got his leg out. He's sliding on the wet part. Here comes another bike. And wow. Slow mo just crashes right into him. Billy Joel got into a terrible accident as well on his motorcycle. Nearly killed him. I didn't know any of that either. Documentary is really good. It's too long. That's pretty fun to watch.

[John Holmberg]

And here's a new one. I haven't seen this one yet.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay. It's a girl aiming her butt at another girl. And the girl she's aiming at. Pressure washer. Oh, has a. Has like a super.

[John Holmberg]

I think it's a Taser, isn't it?

[Larry McFeely]

No, it's a pressure washer. Oh, is it? Okay, it shoots water into her genitals. Oh, at great rate of speed. That's definitely gonna leave a rash or a mark or something. She's naked on the back patio. And her friends. Oh, she got her gag balled up, too. Blaster right in the hoocher. The hot one's just laughing. You're next, I hope. Right? They both get a turn. I'd watch this wnba.

[Brady]

Oh, she.

[Larry McFeely]

Is he coming back for more? All right. Oh, look at the marks on it. It's leaving. It's leaving. Blister. Quit doing that to her. Yeah, where is now when you need it? Where's Alan Alda? Right. Get an activist immediately. These women are horrible to each other. I always told you women can't get along. I had no idea how far it went. Oh, my God. Megan had game night with her friends on Saturday. I wonder if that was.

[Brady]

I'll ask Lisa when she gets.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah, she was there. You guys didn't have to pressure wash each other's vaginas, did you? No, we didn't. We just shot each other with just little bursts of air and water. That was awful.

[John Holmberg]

All right, here's another one I don't think we've seen before.

[Larry McFeely]

All right, I don't know what nation this is, but it's tugging his flaccid wiener. Oh, it's a terrible place. And he's rolling his penis up in some sort of a baton. And it's like a. He's just. He's. What's going on? He's. He's pulling it behind him. He stretched it out.

[John Holmberg]

This is twisting it.

[Larry McFeely]

Why is this happening? Oh, my God. All right. Ah. Oh. He unfurled his. His flaccid penis and then rolled it up in a rolling pin and then pulled it between his legs from behind and started to spin it like a propeller. And this was supposed to impress the other Indians?

[John Holmberg]

Apparently.

[Larry McFeely]

What's that? Oh, this guy banging a fat girl's armpit. Oh, there it is. And she's taking it. She's tugging a placid guy behind. There's a guy banging her from behind. This woman is a huge. This is Ralphie May thinking about pit plants. Let's make it happen. I'm gonna make you go all night. Oh. And then there's this weird pee pee in her armpit. Thanks for that. Yeah. And then how many? Brady said you have 5 million. How many right now? One. No way. Have you seen Fat American? Have you been to a Walmart?

[Brady]

That situation that's happened in the last.

[Larry McFeely]

In the last 72 hours. Not necessarily three guys, but the big fat girl getting around.

[Brady]

I'll go 10.

[Larry McFeely]

I had to guess 150,000. 5 million people. And, like, 4. 4 million are fat.

[John Holmberg]

So many dudes want to bang fat broads.

[Brady]

Come on.

[Larry McFeely]

There's that many fat broads. It doesn't. Yeah, and they're putting them in armpits. If you're willing to bang that girl, you have no boundaries. If you've got one of those in your house, you've banged its armpit. I mean, by house, I mean barn. If you've got. If you look out your house window and you see a zebra or that, you've got one too many of each. Wow. Anything else?

[John Holmberg]

I'll take the zebra.

[Larry McFeely]

I would, too.

[John Holmberg]

They sent this over just for our sales department.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay. With his mouth cut out, and from behind, they've put a penis. They made Hitler's face a glory hole. All right.

[John Holmberg]

And we'll just end with this one.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, God. It's a lady. It's a dude in a sex swing, and he's tiny. Somebody's hanging about, putting his foot in his. Guy's whole foot's going in this little Indian's butt. Oh, God, look at him. Number five alive. Oh, this is the worst scene in Slumdog Millionaire.

[Brady]

Computer G. Sanjay, quit sending those videos.

[Larry McFeely]

Exactly. All right, that's it. Yuck. 150,000 minimum in the last 72 hours have banged fatty's armpit. Yeah, Toledo says higher if we're playing cards. I'm not hiring. You're 10 higher, Bob. Have you go to a Walmart and 10 in that Walmart maybe have had their armpits banged out in the last 72.

[Brady]

In 72 hours?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, since Friday.

[Brady]

I thought you meant like, right.

[Larry McFeely]

No, no. Well, right now probably 38,000. Higher, Bob.

[John Holmberg]

38, 000 dudes banging fat broads armpits.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm a Brady.

[John Holmberg]

No, right now.

[Larry McFeely]

Right now, 38,000 worldwide. No, no. City of 5 million.

[Toledo]

Oh, in this.

[Larry McFeely]

I'll narrow it down to. I'll narrow it down.

[John Holmberg]

No way to just.

[Larry McFeely]

Just Mesa. You don't have any options if you live in Mesa. That's what you're banging. And of that 38,000, 26,000 aren't sure where it is. It's in something. It was wet. There was a crease. It was wet. I gave it a run. Turned out I was pitting her. Fatty's armpit is a good band name, by the way.

[Toledo]

I like that one.

[Larry McFeely]

Not bad for a fat. All right. And if you're a big girl and you're backs of knees, all that stuff. Wherever they sweat.

[John Holmberg]

They sweat everywhere.

[Larry McFeely]

I know, but you know what I mean. Profusely. Wherever they sweat profusely. That dude is like, why not? There you go. That is your Brady report. That was gross. It's 98k upd. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this. Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. And he ate. Let's get this thing going. We got the Guadalupe replay. Before we get to that, I do have to stand corrected on something I said earlier this morning. Roger Rabbit married Jessica Rabbit. She was a human. I said she was a rabbit.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we got a bunch of emails.

[Larry McFeely]

She was not. She was human. She just a rabbit. That makes it normal.

[Brady]

She took the last name.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, she took Roger's last name because she married a rabbit. I got confused that she had ears under there because I hadn't seen that movie since I was a kid, so I thought it was neat.

[Brady]

Well, that's why guys fell for. Because she was a real.

[Larry McFeely]

She was a real cartoon lady. Well, my dad was the one that made me uncomfortable with it and I thought, she's a rabbit. No, no, she wasn't. She just loved to rabbits.

[John Holmberg]

Then years later, you see what Kathleen.

[Larry McFeely]

Turner actually Looked like, oh, yeah, she had too much rabbit. The. The better thing is is that the insinuation was that the only thing that could keep up with her sexually was a rabbit, which made Jessica rabbit even hotter. Or such a. She had to leave the human species and start banging some woodland creatures and some ground animals. Don't think rabbit is where she drew the line either. I bet she a couple squirrels. Maybe rodent fetish had a thing. Also, we talked about Sydney Sweeney's breasts being so delightful that it shouldn't matter what she votes for, Republican or Democrat, or she's got a video of her with guns. People are sending me that she shoots guns and liberals have lost their minds. And I'm just saying this is a great opportunity for us to reset this whole am I too tribal or not vibe. If you. Two things. This is another thing. If you've ever posted on Facebook, you don't wanna be friends with people. If you. If they vote a way you don't like, you've gone too far because you might lose some really good friends that you thought voted your way. I've got a couple of people who think that I'm on their team and I think they're insane politically, but they're great people. I don't care about their politics. I'm not necessarily on the other team. I'm just not on their team. I'm not fully invested, but they think I am. And I've got people who think I'm fully invested on the other side and I'm not. It's the fun of living as an independent middle person with logic and accountability and all that weird stuff. But Sydney Sweeney's breasts stop being hot to you because she votes Republican. You've gone too far. This guy says, my cousin passed away. This ties all of our conversations earlier. And he had a bunch of conversations with me on his phone about politics and other things. Both of us are wildly conservative. We keep it kind of quiet. His wife is incredibly liberal. After he died, she went through his phone and no one talks to me anymore because they found your conversations about how much you love Trump and guns and I don't know how far you took it. Possibly racism and I don't know what's going on. And she's nuts because she wants, like, social programs and like open borders and insanity can't get along like that.

[Brady]

Just the misinformation too, is also like, they believe in.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, just. You're too into it. If breasts aren't hot anymore because of the way someone votes. Come on, you've lost your mind.

[John Holmberg]

Go see Dr. Jay Schwartzen.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, yeah, go. Yeah. He can fix your political views. Yes. He can get you seeing 2020 again and get you out of this. This tribal weirdness.

[John Holmberg]

You can't see the cans that overpower.

[Brady]

Which is more tolerant, the political view differences or flat earther or, you know.

[Larry McFeely]

What would I deal with more like hot girl stupidity.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Both are acceptable.

[Brady]

Right.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't care. She could be a flat earther who, like, thinks surreal law is a good idea. And I'm like, yeah, you should wear the burqa.

[Brady]

Amongst a friend.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. If it's. Again, if I think the flat earthing, I don't know who yours is. You. You went with Daddario in the past, but you're clearly Margot Robbie. I'm Dua Dua Lipa. Dua Lipa get me to join Al Qaeda for a couple weeks if Dua Lipa said, let's go join Al Qaeda. Like, for what? I don't know. I think they've got a lot of things to say and I want to hear them out. And I'm like, yes. Like, it wouldn't even be like a thought. Like, I think that's a bad idea. I'm like, okay, Dua. And then I'm in the back of the dual mobile or whatever, she drives, and we're going over to the Al Qaeda meetings. Guy says, perfect example of what you're talking about, John. If you think a woman's hot enough, they can dress you up. While you were talking about this, I saw on the cameras in his studio that Toledo covered up his no Kings T shirt. She makes him wear that to work. Anyway, pop in the Duomobile and let's go hear out Al Qaeda. I'll drive. I'd eat coconut from her. Yeah. Now it's all fantasy, so it's not a realistic thing to say. I'm just saying if by chance that world famous millionaire who happens to look fantastic, they took a liking to me, I'm doing whatever I need to do. Same with Margot Robbie. Oh, yeah. If it's just some broad over here at the zoo who looks good, I'll listen to her. But I mean, it's got to be. You gotta have. You gotta back that up. I'm not talking about. Just looks like this chick's on a world tour. People buy T shirts. That's changing a lot of ideas. Don't you think Hamas has great ideas? Yeah. I want to be a frequent flyer. What are we doing? Let's get involved. Fine with all of it. Sydney Sweeney's breast should not make you think. Yeah, but she voted for Trump. Something's wrong with you. Speaking of something being wrong with you, Frank was in here on Friday. Caliendo did the Squares with us. He's got a show coming up here, the 21st, 2nd, 3rd, something like that. 22nd, I don't know. That weekend of August, he's going to be over at Desert Ridge Improv. If you want to go over and see Frankie, he's going to be whoring himself here on this show quite a bit, I'm sure over the next few weeks to get rid of all those tickets he was here for Friday for the Guadalupe Squares. Let's replay those. Now it's 98. Holmberg's morning sickness. We are going to get to what would Brady do? But it has become official in my hands right now. Listen to this.

[John Holmberg]

We've been giving you a heads up on this too.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I wish I had a conch shell. I would blow it all. The CUPD listeners should gather around, drop what you're doing when the email starts and again, give it to King Larry right now. He's a kind program director. Most of them aren't. Most of them are pushy knobs who have worked in 60. He. He's worked only at KUPD. He knows and only loves CUPD. He's a Phoenix kid. He knows what you'll like. Larry got this done. The email starts. Larry, Holy. We got Pantera to sign off on your idea. That's a great way to start a letter when Pantera is a month away from being here, right? Says, let's run with this promotion. One grand prize winner. We're going to start this today. We've only got 40 minutes. 30 minutes left in the show. One grand prize winner and their guests will join Pantera's secret, secure, not secret, security detail that escorts the band from dressing room to the stage. You get to walk Pantera on stage. The winner will also take home a flashlight and security shirt to prove they were there. I can't do photos or anything like that. After ex escorting Pantera to the stage, winner and their guest will be escorted to the photo pit to watch the first three songs of the set. You get yourself a Pantera tour shirt, security thing, all that stuff.

[Brady]

You'll probably bump into Randy Johnson.

[Larry McFeely]

Randy will be there for sure. You'll probably stand with Randy. You get to be with Pantera, walk him onto the stage with security. I've done this before. It's actually kind of cool. Like sometimes when you're just part of these things. They just kind of shuttle you around. You're in the mix. There's like two dudes in security. You'll be one of them and you just do a flat. The only reason what you really are is just a guy lighting up their path. Right before a band goes on stage, everything goes black backstage. Like dead dark. And then the. All the screen is usually running for the fans. They can't see. So the two dudes with flashlights. I got to do this with Metallica and I got. I got a. Unintentionally got to walk Avenge Sevenfold off the stage. And that was just move, move, move. Because I was in the way. I didn't have a flashlight, but, like, I walked with them off the stage, stood at the bottom like, all right, let's go. And then I'm standing with James Hetfield. We weren't talking or anything, but we're standing. And then walked up with him. And then I ran out on stage and did the blah, blah thing. Come back off. They got me right out of there. And then I saw Metallica standing back there waiting for their cue as a big video screen started on like five minutes later. But they were. There was the coolest thing. Like, the security walk up was awesome. This is cool. So Pantera's like, yeah, get one of the KUPD listeners. We'll take him up on stage with us, with them. Not to mention, you're gonna get tickets to the show, right? Yeah, we're gonna qualify.

[Brady]

Three songs in the photo.

[Larry McFeely]

That's amazing. The photo area. You're in the.

[John Holmberg]

You're in front of the pit. You're right there.

[Larry McFeely]

You've not. If you're in the pit and you're in the front row. This is the front row to the front row.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

You'd see Zach and Crazy Phil. Crazy ass Phil. Might spit or sweat on you. Definitely going to spit. Might not have worked up a lather by the third song. So here's how this works. If you're a. This is awesome. This is that moment. I'm going to do this sometime during a song this morning, you'll hear this. I'm just going to jam it into another song. Somewhere before 10 o', clock, this will play. Brett will man the phones 585-9800, starting right now. If you hear that riff at all, Pantera's walk comes your way. During any moment of the show. Could be right in the middle of us talking. Could happen at any moment. That button gets pushed and you Are going to be the. We'll go. 10th caller, right? It was gonna take. That's fine. 10th caller. 5, 8, 5, 9, 800. We'll get it going. We'll do that. If you hear that at all in the mornings for the next. Next two weeks at all, phones will light up. You guys will go. And then one of you will qualify. You'll get the tickets to go see Pantera. And then one lucky listener gets to go hang out with the guys backstage. Security detail, walk up, get a whole bunch of free stuff, and walk out of there. That's awesome.

[John Holmberg]

Don't forget the one detail, though.

[Larry McFeely]

What is that?

[John Holmberg]

You must be sober.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, that's right.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. And I'll have a breathalyzer there.

[Larry McFeely]

We're going to breathalyze.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Larry McFeely]

Seriously, Pantera actually had one rule. Winner must be sober. You can get drunk afterwards, right?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

When you're done in the photo pit.

[Brady]

Take your three songs are over.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Take your free and then go get drunk somewhere else. But don't do it on their time or you get kicked out. Don't ruin this by showing up or high. You know, it's not that important. Wait for it. You've got all night. This is pretty cool. And don't call now. I'm going to blank out these phones. This one says, does the winner also get to share a rental car and hotel room with Randy Johnson? If you play your cards right, Brady didn't know that was going to happen, and it worked for him. He slept with Randy Johnson once or maybe more than once. I don't know how often you guys are. Either way, keep it in mind. All right, we'll get this done. So sometime before we leave this morning, I'll play that somewhere in the. It could be in the middle of a commercial. I don't know. It's just going to happen. Got to get rid of these. Busying out the phones to all you people trying to cheat. Drop them all. Don't worry. This thing's gonna break the phones anyway. Oh, yeah, yeah. No question. We'll do a quick. What would Brady do after this? But in the meantime, keep that in mind and hang around with us, and we'll get that to you. One qualifier today. We'll keep that going. It's Limp Bizkit right here. It's the nookie. It's 98. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this. Homberg's Morning s. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition Was to throw him in jail. Oh, Brady's air basing. Somebody just saw Primus. Boy, oh, boy.

[Brady]

You guys described it pretty good.

[Larry McFeely]

Any minute now. Don't have much time left. So, you know, you're in the hole here. It's a pretty good deal. That's awesome. And Pantera doesn't do any of this stuff. No. Ever. Like, they don't. They don't do anything with people.

[John Holmberg]

Larry and the guys from Q Prime taking care of you guys.

[Larry McFeely]

Q Prime. Aaron is just the man. He's been getting us the disturbed thing. The deal last Volbeat. Yeah. Unreal. This is awesome. Hopefully this just keeps going. And the flashlight will probably say Pantera on it, I would hope, right?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the thing is, the flashlight, too, I think we take it back, and then you got to come pick it up at the station because it's.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, because you could throw.

[John Holmberg]

Because you go out in the audience and.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, you gotta be sober. And Pantera incites violence. And I'll have a Breathalyzer there. If you're not sober.

[John Holmberg]

I'm. I'm gonna be security.

[Larry McFeely]

Then we're going. Anything above seriously legal limit of what, 08, huh? You ain't getting up there. We're turning your ass right around.

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Larry McFeely]

Winner must be sober. Drink afterwards. Yeah. Don't go F that before. We're not kidding. Wait for it. It could happen anytime. Right in the middle of Brady's amazing advice. And what would Brady do? Pantera might just interrupt him, barge right on stage, flippers up. And when they do, 10th caller, 585-9-800, gets all that cool, qualifies for all that cool stuff. 1 of 10 over the next couple weeks. Are you ready, Brady? Ready. What would Brady do? Is brought to you by MMP Guns. 12th street in Indian School. Head on over there. Grab yourself anything you need. Sydney Sweeney would do it if she was in town. She likes guns. She votes red. So for the time being, I'm a wild Republican, but if you want to get over there, hot chicks like guns, evidently, and that's a cool thing. So maybe just mill around there and try to find the next Mr. Or Mrs. Your wife or husband. You know, people who like the same things. You know, maybe turn it into a singles bar. The MMP Guns. Little happy hour. Buying some bullets, checking out the ladies. It's 12th street in Indian School. Very safe, smart group of people all around those guns. Incredibly knowledgeable. They'll get you through everything. And it's right inside Mo money pond. So get on over there and thank you. For helping us from the what would Brady do center, brought to you by Mo Money Pond. MMP Guns. Dear Brady, my brother in law is into me 12k. I have no paperwork on this Saturday. My sister hits me with we're getting divorced news, so I wait till Saturday night. Sorry about the news with my sister. Hope you're doing okay. Don't Forget about the 12,000 he fires back. Get it from your C word sister. Dude, that's my sister. Do I do the beat down and let the 12k go or get my money back? Evan?

[John Holmberg]

You might have to do both.

[Larry McFeely]

Can you do both?

[Brady]

That's a tough one indeed. Because.

[Larry McFeely]

She owes you that money. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's. That dude's right. He didn't handle it tactfully. They were a couple. That's joint custody. She owes you at least six grand. She allowed her husband to take 12,000 from her family. That's on her.

[Brady]

You know, I don't know how that. You know, if it goes to court. Unless you can get it.

[Larry McFeely]

On what goes to court? There's no paperwork. Yeah, if it's not in writing, it didn't happen.

[Brady]

Well, sometimes they. They do take favor to verbal agree.

[Larry McFeely]

Prove it, but pain in the ass lawyer's fees. Next thing you know, you got three.

[Brady]

Grand, you loan money knowing the risk.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Yep.

[Brady]

So that's the downside.

[Larry McFeely]

You can't sue somebody for a loan that you just kind of haphazardly have a couple texts about. They can sit back and verbally lie and say, he told me I was off the hook once, too. I mean, if he's willing to call your sister a C word day one.

[Brady]

I've got a buddy of mine back in Columbus. He's like, I'll. I've low money. I'll loan money out to you.

[Larry McFeely]

But it's gone.

[Brady]

No, he has a deal.

[Larry McFeely]

A contract, collateral.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

If you're gonna loan it, that's my loan.

[Brady]

The money you're saying you're gonna pay me back.

[John Holmberg]

He's like a payday.

[Larry McFeely]

I want to.

[Brady]

I have this guarantee here.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You don't pay back. This is what you're.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, it's too late for that.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah, it is too late for that.

[Larry McFeely]

But you don't beat the dude up, though. Why risk going to jail? I know. Brett, have somebody beat him up for him. That's what?

[Brady]

Not worth it.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't say that. I did not say it, but.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, you thought it out loud. Quite loudly, actually.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's. You're screwed.

[Larry McFeely]

You're Screwed. And you can't beat him up for the money. That's dumb, by the way. What are you, 12?

[John Holmberg]

It's like you always say though. Like if you're gonna loan somebody money, just don't expect it back.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, if you do, great, but.

[Larry McFeely]

It ain't coming back most of the time. Somebody. Somebody who needs your money isn't good with money.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, right.

[Larry McFeely]

That's why they're. They're a loan issue.

[Brady]

You gotta write it off and just get a new generator.

[Larry McFeely]

That's right. Hit a nerve. Zing. I got another one kind of similar to that. Says Dear Brady is giving another guy a hand job a way to pay off alone. A guy I owe money to at work said I could work it off with my hands. And he's serious. $3,000, which I do not have. I'm in an awful, terrible debt situation. I just can't imagine this being good for me down the road. I wish I were kidding. I'm a very funny person. I'm light hearted. So I'm willing to entertain this just for the stories later on. But maybe the story is only funny to me. What do you think, Latch? Well, Latch, would you give a hand job to a guy to get out of three grand?

[Brady]

I don't know if I could do it either.

[Larry McFeely]

How many? One.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

If I mean one stroke or one.

[Larry McFeely]

No, no, one full, Handy. One full finish there. He's slinking out. What in the hell's going on? Would you, if you owed me three grand and I said pay it off by giving me one? Handy. It's. It's. You're thinking about it. That's all I need right there. Because now I know we have a price. Now I know it's in. It's in play. For three grand that you don't have.

[Brady]

You need three grand.

[Larry McFeely]

Let's just put it in Larry perspective. Larry hasn't spent a penny since 2004. He's got over $10 million in the bank. If you owed me 12 million. No, if you owed me. If you owed me 12 million. And I said, yeah. I said, handy. Yeah. Because that would be the same mathematical equality to this guy's three grand. I guess so. Yeah. So every man has his price. Jerk that dude off.

[Brady]

And also because I know you.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. And we're friends. Right. So it's. It's what friends do.

[Brady]

Would you remain friends?

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, would we ever.

[John Holmberg]

Can you look them in the eye.

[Larry McFeely]

While you're doing it? Crossing the line, Larry wouldn't. You know, like we've I'll tell you this. Larry wouldn't know what I look like unless it was through a fisheye peephole in a door with flowers. Because I would be over there every day. Larry, I want to loan you money. Would you do it? Brady, you don't have any money and no prospects of getting it anytime soon. You get some of your debt relieved. Tugging a dude. He's thinking about it. That's all you need. That's all he needs.

[Brady]

I'm using price.

[Larry McFeely]

Should latch do it.

[Brady]

Not for three grand.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, that's. He doesn't have to you. That's not, you know, Knock over a.

[John Holmberg]

Liquor store, be a man or rob something.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, risk jail. I gotta tell you what it's like going to Vegas. You would rather go to jail than spit in your hand and help a dude out and cry yourself to sleep.

[Brady]

I'm gonna exhaust the ways of getting three grand.

[Larry McFeely]

There's one of them. What do you mean by that?

[Brady]

Like. Like could I get on a payment program? Go out and get another job.

[Larry McFeely]

He doesn't have any money at all.

[John Holmberg]

Tell him to throw another three, maybe so at least you're making a little bit of money.

[Larry McFeely]

All right, make it a five. I'll do it. Knock the debt down. Give me 2,000. We're good. Now we're talking.

[John Holmberg]

I'm saying I do it, but I'm just saying it's not bad. It's better than the.

[Larry McFeely]

The alternative doesn't make you gay. It makes you a good businessman, man. Women do it all the time.

[John Holmberg]

That's gay.

[Larry McFeely]

Or a great buddy like Larry. Women do it all the time. For meals, knocking down debts, places to stay. They call it marriage. They, they, they. One promise of jerking you off now and again and they get a free house. It's the thing forever, friend. Larry, he's dying to do that, right? I wish Larry owed me money.

[John Holmberg]

This guy says, what about three grand in prime steaks, Brady?

[Larry McFeely]

Three grand of the top notch wagyu beef and. And a chef, that's. That knows what he's doing. Comes by, puts it together. Yeah, you're jerking that dude off. So it's money it just depends on. Yes, it does. He didn't like money. He likes to trade. Swapping. I tell you what, you'd hear if I owed you three grand and you gave me that option. Right into the old palm. It's happening. It's happening. That's the thing. What's happening? What's happening? Oh my God. 5, 8, 5, 9. 800. You'll be the first qualifier for the big Pantera security detail. All the freebies get to hang out with the band for a little bit, walk them on stage.

[Brady]

Flashlight.

[Larry McFeely]

Hop down, you get a Pantera Fleshlight. Hop down in that photo pit. Hot diggity. There it is. Stop being gay, John.

[John Holmberg]

You guys are flaming out today.

[Larry McFeely]

It isn't gay. It's finance. Things we do for money. Oh, man. All right, final one, Brady. Man's the phones. That's pretty good. Yeah, it's a tough. I mean, I wouldn't do it because I'm gainfully employed and I haven't, but this dude's life is a disaster. He's into people money. He's got no prospects of, like, being able to pay off his debts. He's in a debt. This. If he owes this guy three, he has a few other people 10 times more than that. Just know what? Say it again, your mic's off. What?

[John Holmberg]

Tell Latch to latch on and get it done.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I agree. When your life's that messed up, it's a shambles. Get debt off your ledger any way possible. It's only gay if it's inside. It's all external. It's an accident, really. Just kind of lasted longer than you wanted it to. It's like rubbing up against something accidentally over and over and over again. Finally, Brady. My dad's 55. His new girl's 25. I want to ruin this, but strictly from jealousy and bitterness, they actually seem pretty happy. But it embarrasses me. I'm only 28 and I don't have one of those life sucks, Stephen. He's 28, he's single. His dad is 55 and has a girl that his son should be dating. But his son doesn't have the skills. How does he ruin it? Or should he ruin it?

[Brady]

I don't know if you can ruin it.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, you could ruin it. You can make her really uncomfortable.

[Brady]

Okay, and then where does that put you, though? After the fact.

[Larry McFeely]

So what?

[Brady]

Same. You're in the same position.

[Larry McFeely]

She's leaving.

[Brady]

Why don't you learn from your dad?

[Larry McFeely]

Exactly. There you go. Pick up some pointers from the old man that still has the skill. And how about. She's probably bringing friends over. Yeah. What are you doing? Gift tours.

[Brady]

So many other options.

[Larry McFeely]

Phones break. Phones are down. You guys are clogged up our phones, which is in good news, is not that they'd ever worry about this. All the other stations in this building are ruined now because our phones are gone. We'll get you Brett's just gonna smash those phones into oblivion while he tries to pick it up. A reminder. Just keep calling. That makes Brett so happy. Five years and he's going to blow up today. All right, keep trying. Five eight, five nine, eight hundred. You'll be part of the Pantera revolution. We'll get it. Just. It'll calm down and then we'll. Hey, look. 10th one we can get a hold of. That's what it is. It's not good.

[John Holmberg]

The calls aren't coming through.

[Larry McFeely]

Right? Like they're coming through, but like it won't dead. Yeah, that's the. That's the phone system. It's a disaster. And you know what? We're about to celebrate 10 years in this building. Never. Day one. Hey, something's wrong with the phones. We'll get to it. No, they won't. Meanwhile, they spent $100 million on this new weather center. Doesn't exist at all. It's a lie.

[John Holmberg]

How bad is it that the dumping. Guadalupe's phones work perfectly?

[Larry McFeely]

Never had a problem phone technology because they went all digital and got cute. Just plug it into a wall. All right, we gotta get these out of the way. There you go, everybody. That is what Brady did while you try to get through on our phones, which, by the way, proof. We're still killing it and can't even make the phones work. Good luck. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this. Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Man. We just came up with another great idea. All right. When? Okay, we'll do the Pantera thing too. But also if we. If you hear this at all, that's another thing that while in the morning, starting tomorrow from 5:45 till 10 something or other, you guys can get involved in that. If we play that sounder too, then you can possibly go to the panto. This is a pretty cool thing that Pantera is doing. And thanks to Q Prime and the gang in Pantera for giving it a thumbs up. We had to ask them first. And they're. They're the. They're rock and roll. No is what they are. No. And would you trust the fans if you're a Pantera?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Larry McFeely]

Have you seen Pantera's fence? It's like Slayer saying come over.

[Brady]

That's why they have that big request.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Slayer is throwing a birthday party for Tom. Everyone. No way. You're not invited. Slayer fans. No way. It would have to be at a casino we should do that. We should get Slayer to go to Circus Circus with us and do like the most dangerous Vegas trip of all time. Yes. We'll put you up at Circus Circus with Slayer. And I get a private, private Slayer performance in your room. See if we can get Aaron to pull this off. And just have Indians losing their just arrows flying all over.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God.

[Larry McFeely]

They'd lose their minds.

[Brady]

Oh, my God.

[Larry McFeely]

The most raining blood at Circus Circus. You think you've been blackout drunk before in Vegas? Hold our beers. We're bringing Indians and Slayer the room show. And we're staying at Circus Circus. You've never had circus much Olympia and clown shoe love in your life. The world's most dangerous Vegas trip. Slayer. Natives. And we'll cover the alcohol, don't you worry. Oh, forget it. This is the next best thing. You got Pantera giving you stuff, so keep your ears open. It ends with us, though. Don't go bugging Larry about it. Or Fitz or anything else. Those guys don't have just us. That's not a shot at them. It's just ours. And we don't want to give it to them. That's ours. Hands off, Larry. Get your claws off our stuff. It's time now for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail]. it's the home of tactical black. Before I keep going. Who won? What's the guy's name?

[John Holmberg]

That's a good question.

[Larry McFeely]

You answered the phone.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, eventually.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, but you still wrote his name.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's right here. Tim Cotherman of Phoenix.

[Larry McFeely]

All right. Tim Kothelman is the first qualifier. He's going to Pantera now for sure. Yeah, maybe walking them on stage. That's so much better than the meet the manager. Check out the merch tent picture. This is awesome. And you get to experience of feeling what it's like to hear that crowd when the lights go down and you're walking up that ramp. Oh, you're gonna love it. Anyway, it's brought by React Defense.com, the home of tactical black self defense training. I didn't get to do my hostage thing Friday because I ended up getting stuck here. I want to go do that. They tie you up, teach you that. They got a whole seminar about, like, what happens if you do get in a situation where you've been held hostage, where you can actually use your hostage ties as a weapon. I haven't done this yet, but I've seen what they do. And breaking free of your zip ties. Oh, it's so cool. And that's a crazy theory, but they've got them all. They go basically on what you've seen on the news, like some person jogging. And next thing you know, somebody starts chasing them around with a hatchet. That's actually happened several times in the last few years. Women walking around alone, jogging on trails. You're out of your mind if you haven't taken these courses. Because you're just sitting out there as a sitting duck. Half you're in your earbuds, staring at your phone the whole time. Most of them, dude, bad guys see that in a heartbeat. In a heartbeat. You just have to get a little in your back pocket to be prepared. That's it. It's just like being ready for a fire in your house. Which doors are we gonna leave? It's called preparation, not paranoia. Be smarter. Be a better version of you. Get in better shape while you do it. And the price is unbeatable. Personal training. $199 for two months. That's unreal. I just talked to a guy who put $2,300 for a personal trainer for a couple months. It's getting like an hour a week. You out of your mind? Reactdefense.com. it's the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brady]

Gary Busey has pleaded guilty to groping a woman during a 2022 appearance at Monster Maniacon in New Jersey.

[Larry McFeely]

Brady, I don't. Excuse me. How you doing, boys? Good to see you again. I don't plead guilty, Brady. I played insanity. I was crazy about her at the Comic Con.

[Brady]

He didn't.

[Larry McFeely]

Sorry about that, John Gordon. I didn't realize that was your lady.

[Brady]

And he didn't for a while. And finally the job got their like.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I did it because my fingers still smelled like Comic Con fish. Gary, she was dressed as Mrs. Paul. What are you gonna do? So he agreed to. They still taste good. I'll tell you what, Brady. I go back for more. What?

[Brady]

He agreed to plead guilty. And they dropped the other three. There was three allegations. Alleged groping.

[Larry McFeely]

Sure.

[Brady]

They dropped that. He's looking at one to five years of probation and some significant fines.

[Larry McFeely]

You have to understand, I thought when you groped one woman, it was only one groping. But evidently every time you grab a new thing, it's a new charge. I thought. Yeah, I thought you grabbed one. It's just one big group. But when you went upstairs, that's a new group downstairs. A new group. Even her belly counts.

[Brady]

If you like the Quiet Place movies. Quiet Place Part three Is a go.

[Larry McFeely]

Stop it. First one's really good.

[Brady]

It'll come out in 2027.

[Larry McFeely]

Second one's okay. I liked a quiet place. And the other one that was John Goodman was in it. What was that one called? They. He kept it that the. The aliens showed up and he had that girl trapped in the basement. I can't remember what that was called. It was a sequel to something too. But it was so good. And then they made another one after that that was really dumb.

[Brady]

I guess Jelly Roll was pretty good as tag team with Randy Orton. And they played. They took on Logan Paul and Drew McIntyre.

[Larry McFeely]

Look, tip the cap to Logan Paul. That dude is outrageously good at this wrestling thing. He.

[Brady]

He's from the top turnbuckle.

[Larry McFeely]

So athletic.

[Brady]

Jumped off it and slammed Jelly Roll on the table.

[Larry McFeely]

He's laying on the table and he's fun. Logan Paul has just a smile on his face the whole time. He's easy to hate. But he is so good at like. He has found where he belongs. That is that. He is a superstar in wwe. He's amazing.

[Brady]

Someone died at the Oasis show at Wembley Stadium on Saturday, throwing an apparent fall.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Officials are looking for eyewitnesses. They're trying to get footage.

[Larry McFeely]

There were 80,000 people there. They'd get one.

[John Holmberg]

I see nothing.

[Larry McFeely]

Was it a push? Are they claiming Brett was there?

[Brady]

That's why they're looking into it.

[John Holmberg]

I see nothing.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know. The guy seemed to be kind of clumsy up here from the upper deck.

[Brady]

On a positive note, Oasis fans set a new Wembley Stadium record for downing beers during the band's show. They consumed 250000 pints per night. Wow. Last year, Houston Play had the record 120000 pints.

[Larry McFeely]

They doubled it. And we will beat it at Circus Circus with Slayer and three Indians.

[Brady]

Compared that to Taylor Swift's show at Wembley. 40000 pints.

[Larry McFeely]

You know what happens when an Indian falls from the second Dec. I'm okay.

[Brady]

Back up.

[Toledo]

Throwing bows.

[Larry McFeely]

That was nothing. Yeah. And again he throws up and beats up the closest person.

[Brady]

If it's Slayer, Stevie Nix has postponed her shows for two months. Evidently she fell and fractured her shoulder. Well, I'm saying she fell, but she.

[Larry McFeely]

Said she might have been pushed by Brett also. Yeah. Cloverfield is the movie I'm thinking of.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's right.

[Larry McFeely]

Thank you. Connor. Connor Wells. Ah, Connor Wells. Thomas's son just told me that he'll name make my boy homo. That's him. He's all grown up. And texted me now and not homo. Dad put a fixing on that. He'll may make my boy homo.

[Brady]

Evidently, Rod Stewart has been running a weird AI video or shows featuring Ozzy Osbourne in heaven. And part of the video has Ozzy taking selfies with other celebrities.

[Toledo]

Dead celebrities has Ozzy taking.

[Brady]

So he's got. He's taking the selfies with Bob Marley, Whitney Houston, Amy Winehouse. Wow, Prince, Freddie Mercury, all these people. And then at the end of it, Rod decides to make a little comment. Goes, a lot of these people died because of drugs. I'm still here, though.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm gonna give Scott Haynes.

[Brady]

Here's Maggie May.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm gonna give your number to Scott Haynes, who is now formerly our funniest listener because he just sent me a Brady text. I said, Brady joke. No one saw that fall at the Oasis show. So now it's the Wonder what happened wall. Thanks, guys. See? Exactly. Exactly, Exactly. Good stuff, Haynes. Brilliant. Good stuff.

[Brady]

Oh, to gone with wonderful.

[Larry McFeely]

Stop it. That's.

[John Holmberg]

Are we done?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, we're done. We're done. We got our winner. We got everything we needed.

[John Holmberg]

I got.

[Larry McFeely]

Brady's getting sleepy. It's time to go. We're done. Larry's coming up next. Don't forget tomorrow we're gonna have the Pantera thing all morning long.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Got cleared to do it this morning at 9. So we get last second Monday Night Edition. So now we got ourselves all day tomorrow to think about this. And you guys can get on it, easy peasy. Good luck to you tomorrow. Larry's coming up next. Have yourselves a grand Monday. We'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning. Sickness Hollow. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard in half of this.