Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (08-04-25)
Podcast Information
- Title: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
- Host/Author: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
- Description: Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD is Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show. John Holmberg attempts to entertain, question, and disturb as many listeners as possible with assistance from Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo. Tune in or log onto 98KUPD (97.9fm, the 98KUPD app or www.98kupd.com) weekdays 5:30a-10a.
- Episode: 08-04-25
- Release Date: August 4, 2025
- Title of Episode: John Learned Surprising Facts About Sea Monkeys Inventor - Ring Camera At John's Rental Showed A Domestic And A Dad Using John's Lawn - Kyle Emails He Had A Heart Attack Listening To Our Show
1. Technical Troubles and AC Repair Stories (00:00 - 03:05)
The episode kicks off with a brief advertisement segment before transitioning into the main discussion. John Holmberg and Brady Bogan delve into personal anecdotes about air conditioning woes, a relatable topic for their Arizona audience.
Brady Bogan shares his recent experience with his home AC system failing during a hot weekend:
“Yeah, it was a little extra hot for me this weekend.” [01:10]
John Holmberg responds with empathy and curiosity:
“Oh, what happened? You have fire?” [01:13]
Brady explains the swift response from Precision Air:
“They had a crew over there within 30 minutes.” [02:28]
The conversation highlights the importance of regular AC maintenance, with John likening it to an "oil change":
“It's like an oil change. Sometimes you just forget, I got to get on this.” [03:09]
2. The Dark Side of Sea Monkeys (06:00 - 10:09)
The hosts transition to a more intriguing topic, uncovering disturbing facts about the inventor of Sea Monkeys. John Holmberg reveals his shocking discovery:
“The dude who invented sea monkeys was a wild white supremacist.” [06:14]
He elaborates on the inventor’s extremist views and contributions:
“He was making a fortune and given, like, he was tithing to racist groups. The Klan. He was a big one on the Klan.” [06:32]
John continues to discuss other peculiar inventions by the same individual, painting a picture of a man with questionable morals:
“He invented X ray glasses, Sea monkeys, the pet rock... invisible goldfish.” [07:38]
This segment not only informs listeners about the controversial history behind a seemingly innocent toy but also sparks a discussion on ethical consumerism.
3. The Ring Camera Incident at John’s Rental (10:57 - 19:48)
A significant portion of the episode revolves around an unsettling incident captured by John's ring camera at his rental property. John Holmberg narrates the event:
“My ring bell alerted me... a lady starts screaming, oh my God. What the... Look at my face.” [10:57]
Despite the alarming alerts, John discovers it was minor disturbances:
“Nothing was going on... there was a guy with his kid playing in my front yard.” [14:38]
The conversation touches on neighborhood dynamics and the challenges of managing a rental property. John also humorously recounts his observations of a "hot boy pool party" across the street:
“They all got out of their cars with no shirt on... it was just a festival.” [15:59]
4. Listener Email: Heart Attack from Laughter (19:48 - 30:44)
One of the standout moments of the episode is when Kyle, a listener, emails the show claiming to have had a heart attack triggered by laughter during the broadcast. John Holmberg reads aloud Kyle’s email:
“I had a heart attack on June 11 while listening to your show... I had a quadruple bypass.” [24:38]
Brady Bogan and John engage in a humorous yet sensitive discussion about the incident:
Brady: “This show will kill you.” [22:57]
John: “We have killed before and we'll kill again.” [28:05]
They debate whether certain jokes or topics might have inadvertently caused the heart attack. The hosts reflect on the responsibility of content creators:
“We’re killing it. We're literally killing our listeners.” [24:38]
However, they maintain a light-hearted tone, joking about potential legal repercussions and the frequency of such incidents:
John: “I don't owe him any money. It's not my fault I made you jiggle like a bowl of jelly.” [27:03]
Brett from the team adds to the conversation, addressing the specifics of Kyle’s email and other listener interactions:
“He’s 38 years old and I'm in Donna. So I guess when he said he was fat as...” [24:37]
The segment underscores the unpredictable impact of their humor and the deep connection—both positive and negative—they have with their audience.
5. Closing Remarks and Future Plans (30:42 - End)
As the episode nears its end, the hosts discuss upcoming events and the community around their rental property. John teases a “hot boy golf party” and a new venture called "Caddyshag," combining elements of pool parties with golf-themed activities:
“It's going to have Caddyshack theme... Caddyshag is probably more accurate.” [19:48]
They also reflect on the previous discussions about listener safety and content sensitivity, ensuring that future episodes balance humor with listener well-being.
Notable Quotes:
- John Holmberg: “We didn't kill you, Kyle. That's not how this works at all.” [27:03]
- Brady Bogan: “This show will kill you.” [22:57]
- John Holmberg: “Sea monkeys pulling 4 million a year.” [06:32]
- Brady Bogan: “Here’s the PSA part of it.” [03:05]
- John Holmberg: “You just have to hydrate. That is an Arizona tradition.” [04:15]
Conclusion
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends personal anecdotes, shocking revelations, community stories, and interactive listener segments. From technical troubles and disturbing histories to real-life incidents and listener health scares, John Holmberg and his team deliver a multifaceted narrative that entertains while engaging with their audience on multiple levels. Whether discussing the ethical implications of beloved childhood toys or navigating the unexpected consequences of their humor, the hosts maintain a dynamic and relatable presence that keeps listeners tuned in and eager for more.