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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
08-05-25 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD
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Larry McFeely
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John Holmberg
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Brady Bogan
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Brady Bogan
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Larry McFeely
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Byron
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Larry McFeely
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Byron
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John Holmberg
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Larry McFeely
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John Holmberg
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John Holmberg
Holmberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Tuesday. It is 5:45. This is the morning sickness. My name is John Holmberg. There's Brady Bogan. There's Brett Vesley. There's big Dick Toledo. As we celebrate five years of Brett Vesley this. This week, technically, right? Yeah, yeah, this is it. Just plopped down and wouldn't go away is essentially what happened. And we're grateful for that.
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Brady Bogan
Cinco de Breto.
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John Holmberg
Cinco de Bretto. We have five of Brett. Yes. It works perfectly to make us sound like somewhat but five of Brett. We call this the five of Brett year. Starting now, celebrating five of Brett. Five on was Cinco anos de Brett. I don't know how it works. Five years of Brett, but that's. You just follow right along.
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Brady Bogan
I like the dumb version.
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John Holmberg
I love Cinco de Brett. Cinco de Brett. Because there's gotta be like, stupid Mexicans that don't speak the language beautifully. They say things like. Like Americans do. We got us 5A Brett. Like you do that as a hillbilly. There's got to be hillbilly Mexicans, Hispanic. Yeah, yeah. We got a Cinco de Brett up in here. I don't know how they talk in the Hills of Mexico. But there you go. How we got off on that. I am beaming. Last night I had. I had a. We had a rehearsal for band. I had band and everything was going great. I worked really hard yesterday on Eminem's Lose Yourself. Look, really, There's a lot of words in that. Really hard. So I got all the other stuff done, knocked that out. It was great. Everything was good. And then Lose Yourself came on and just like in the movie, I screwed it up and I froze and I couldn't do it.
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Brady Bogan
You locked up?
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John Holmberg
I got mad. I just. I couldn't remember the words. The words just won't come out. Like he says, the rabbit was choking.
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Larry McFeely
Did you puke too?
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John Holmberg
No, I didn't. I didn't have vomit on my sweater, but I got it all ready now. I had. I worked and I over. I over thought it and over prepared it. And the next thing you know, I'm like, I can't do this. Like, if it's not perfect, I'm gonna lose my mind. And I broke an iPad and I just went bananas. That's all right. I've got others. But. And so then last night I just. I did it again. So I'm just back at it. But it was great. But while I was going through this, like, God, this is gonna be a time. And by the way, if you want to go Cinco to Brett birthday party is happening. Felice Koopianos Brett, Cinco de Brett anniversary. And then you got. His birthday is two days from now. And then also my birthday belated party. We're doing a little thing and then Brady's gonna be there too, so just find something for him to do. And Toledo will probably go, but there's nothing to celebrate. Is the. It'll happen Saturday night at the Rooster in Scottsdale. They're closing the bar down at like 5 o', clock, kicking everybody out. It's just us. Wow. So you guys go load that thing up. They're kicking their regulars out. Everybody's going. They're gonna open it back up for us. And then we go on probably about nine. And it's a drunken birthday party. Cinco de Brett. So should be fun. And we're doing it up there at the Rooster. Either way, it was good. But while I'm. While I'm going through all the. God damn it. And screams and yells about, you know, I can't get this quite right and everything else it happened. And I don't know if I can just chalk this up as yet another major milestone in this career that's 24 years, starting a couple weeks where we're doing pretty well. I've been at radio in Phoenix for nearly 30 years now, if you can believe that. And I've never imagined that I've pretty much been on the air the same amount of time the WNBA has been a thing, and I have yet to make the X Factor Twitter page. The tweet yesterday I did it. Those humorless bitches put me on their X Factor page. I have been called out by Mercury fans, but not by name. One of their listeners or viewers or whatever you call these people said, I heard a Phoenix morning radio talk show guy talking about Sophie's tweet over the weekend. Now this goes back to me laughing at Sophie Cunningham's tweet saying, because it's funny, please stop throwing dildos at us. You're gonna hurt someone. That was her tweet. One of the responses is one of the funniest responses I've ever seen, which said, quit playing basketball on my dildo range. That's one of the best counter punches I've seen in a long time. I mean, that's Floyd Mayweather counter right there. It says, Phoenix radio talk show guy talking about Sophie's tweet over the weekend calling for people to stop throwing dildos on the court. He actually was suggesting people keep throwing them in order to put an end to the W what kind of sick people are in this world. And then she's like, can you? Her basic thought was, how dare anyone ever go on a media platform and say throw dildos at people. So then she says, maybe people should throw dildos at him when he leaves work. Well, if you're against dildo throwing, you're against it all the time. You can't just go willy nilly picking and choosing your dildo tossing acceptance levels. It's either good or it's bad. And I say you're a humorless C word. If you can't see flying dildos and not laugh, that's funny 100% of the time. In fact, I'll go so far as to say that if someone did take her advice and chuck a dildo at me as I left work and killed me with it, it would leave you guys with one of the funniest stories of all time. John died because someone hit him in the head with a dildo. That might be how I want to go, that's funny 100 out of 100 times. Never not funny. A flying dildo flew across this window. We'd all start laughing like, people are chucking dildos at us. It seems like something you can get over, but no, they're humorless and they don't understand what I truly meant by that, which was, a throne dildo is never, ever unfunny, even after the fact. If you broke a bone from a throne dildo, it's a funny story. Now, is it unfortunate for the person whose bone broke at the time, yes. But you've left them with a Neil Armstrong like story to turn around and tell people. How'd you break your arm? You're not gonna believe this.
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Brady Bogan
Shocking death.
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John Holmberg
Her name was Sherry. Yeah. Oh, hilarious death. Getting hit by a car is a shocking death. Hilarious death. Killed by flying rogue dildo flying through the air, takes out Brett. And we're celebrating Cinco de Brett. And he walks to his car, and there he is. And someone boomerangs a dildo, hits him in the head, tumors him out. He's done. We would be sad for a minute, but then we'd always look at each other in the hospital room over, his dying body got hit by a dildo. And this was possible.
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Larry McFeely
You'd always remember it.
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John Holmberg
You can dodge a dildo, you can dodge a truck. Sherry, the lady who wrote this, thanks for listening. And also, get a sense of humor. There are rules already against throwing things on the court, dildo or otherwise. I'm just saying, if you're gonna throw anything for a laugh, dildo's are their top five choice. Rubber chickens used to be. Now it's rubber dicks. So went from rubber chickens to rubber cocks, and I think that's pretty fun stuff. Did I encourage more people to throw dildos onto the court? Sure. I actually even offered up $10,000 from Hubbard Broadcasting. If you can spin one in the air, make it do backflips, and plant it on the suction cup side and make the referee have to do work to get it off. That, to me, even that phrase right there is funny. He has to. I got it. All right, you girls can keep playing. Oh, now here's why you're humorless, wnba. This happened already. Nothing you guys do is original. The men already did this. Dildos were thrown at the Bills, the Buffalo Bills had dildos tossed onto their field, and the crowd laughed and the ref kicked it to the side. And please don't throw things on the field. The announcement was made. Not one player lost his. If you threw a dild and people made jokes about it, well, it's the best place to do it. Everybody knows that. There isn't A single Buffalo Bills player. That doesn't suck. So it works out perfectly. If you hate the Bills, it works out awesome.
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Larry McFeely
Now, would it be as funny if someone threw a flashlight at LeBron?
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John Holmberg
No. Flashlights are different because those are technically batteries. If someone threw a dildo and bonked LeBron run with a dildo. Come on. His reaction, it's wrong and there's already rules against it. But it's funny.
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Larry McFeely
See, it's not just the women.
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John Holmberg
No, we. Yeah, but I don't encourage you to throw things at the, at the NBA because a lot of the times those games are real good. Like what I said yesterday. And by the way, also, lady off. I thought safety first. What did I say, Brady? Wait till they're on the other side of the court and try to stick the dildos on the side they're not using. I grew up playing basketball every day and a lot of the times when there's a full court game going on and there's a bunch of dudes waiting.
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Brady Bogan
When the game shoot around.
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John Holmberg
Yeah. When the game's on the other side of the floor, the guys who aren't playing shoot around on the side that's not being used. Dildos can land on that side and people can get rid of them. That's fine. If you're chucking dildos and that's like a thing you do at the game, don't throw it at the girls. That is dangerous and wrong. And I said that yesterday. I made that very clear. Do not hit them. If you're gonna throw them, throw them when they're on the side they're not using.
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Brady Bogan
I say you put a, a soft inflatable hot tub in the center court.
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John Holmberg
Hilarious. Yeah.
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Brady Bogan
And make it halftime. Throw it, you win the. You win the hot tub.
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John Holmberg
Everybody chuck a dill. Get it out of your system. Yeah, I love it. But two dildos in three days. And then they arrested the guy who, who threw it. He's 23 year old guys out in Atlanta. The first dildo, the kind of the Wilbur. Right. Of the whole dildo tossing. And he's facing some charges. You're gonna get arrested for it. I still think it's funny, but if you're willing to face the charges, it's great. He's 23 and ESPN's trying to say he is an avid fan. WNBA fan accused of throwing sex toy faces. Multi. He was not a face. First off, he's a 23 year old man, a fan of WNBA basketball. And also he brought a dildo. So I know for A fact. He had bad intentions, especially because if he's like, this is my emotional support dildo, he wouldn't have thrown it. It didn't mean anything to him. He brought it to throw it, but he told the police it was supposed to be a joke. It was trying to go viral.
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Larry McFeely
It did.
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John Holmberg
You did. And now you get to go to jail for it for a little bit. Second sex toy thrown out there. They have not made an arrest in that particular one. We don't see a call of service for that, so they'll be all right. I'm not saying throwing dildos is right. I am saying it's hilarious, and I stand by it. And if you can get a dildo into a Mercury game and I'm not talking to the players and you do throw it, there will be consequences. Let me just give the advice to throw it on the side of the court they're not using, and I think that is responsible. And you should be thanking me because no one's ever given that advice before. Everybody else is either saying, no, you can't. I'm telling you, if you're gonna throw a dildo, don't throw it at the ladies. That's terrible. Terrible. Throw it at the court that they're not using. And make it that green one, too, so it shows up on tv, because that really pops. It's good stuff. Excellent work. But stop throwing it on the side they're using. And I know when you talk about the wnba, the phrase the side they're using, it's gray. Because even when they're on a side, I'm not really sure they're using it properly, but you know what I mean. The side they occupy. Let's go with that word, because using on a. They struggle using the basketball court. The Fever are in town tonight. And I say this to the idiots on Ticketmaster trying to sell their tickets. For $1,000, you're going to not sell your tickets. I looked on Ticketmaster yesterday. There's a few of them going for, like 7 and $800. I'm like, you're overestimating the demand here. Maybe front row gives you three or four. You're going to not sell those. I've had sons tickets for, you know, like, the Oklahoma City Thunder won the championship, and I had to drop them down almost to face value. That's sga. And the boys from Oklahoma City are probably the best basketball team I've seen in a long time. As far as, like, these guys are potential superstars at every position. For me, not to be able to sell those tickets. And granted it's a small market. It's still the world champs. Come on, you're not selling Indiana Fever tickets for a thousand Tuesday night. On a Tuesday 120 degree day. You'll have a nice crowd. They'll definitely be some curious people. And also we should do a little like, they should build a statue to Caitlin Clark because nobody has ever even posted thousand dollar tickets for a Mercury game, even in the championship games in the past. That's 100% Caitlin Clark. 100% Caitlin Clark. A little bit of Sophie coming back to town, but almost 100% Caitlin Clark. Deal with it. Don't throw dildos at them unless it's on the side they're not using. And I say don't throw it at them when Caitlin Clark's here or Sophie. They're fun to watch. You actually have something fun to watch there. Hopefully one of them Phoenix Mercury wigs goes flying off too, because that's double funny. And you can get a comedy show and an attempted basketball game.
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Brady Bogan
The bucket with paper filled. Well, they can go in the office.
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John Holmberg
You could do some Globetrotters. No, that's too campy. I like the dildos. That's never funny unless you're four. Like the confetti bucket isn't fun.
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Brady Bogan
No, look, I'm just looking for fun at this, right?
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John Holmberg
And we found it, Brady. We don't need to add to it the dildos, they're hilarious. If you were walking to your car right now and Brett and I watched you and somebody drove by, dildoed you. I mean, you started to smile when I said it. It's hilarious. And that's you. I'm talking about you being attacked by a dildo. And he started la. It's outrageously funny. I can't think of a single. A funeral, a single scenario where somebody just goes, I've got this dildo and I'm gonna chuck it across the air like, okay. It's always funny showing up like carrot.
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Larry McFeely
Top with props and everything else.
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John Holmberg
Yeah, we only need one. It's always funny. And if you bring a dildo and another guy beats you to the punch and throws the dildo first, your dildo stays pocketed. One dildo per game. Keep it holstered because that's just the comedy. You can't follow up with the exact same joke. Yeah, keep your dildo holstered. If somebody chucks it early and you're like, damn it, I was going to do a third quarter dildo toss, but somebody did it in A second joke's over. Can't do two now. It's just annoying. Can't tell the same dildo joke twice.
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Richard Toledo
Richard somehow bring one to the game with a Phoenix Mercury logo on it and drop it at the pro shop.
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John Holmberg
What's the fun in that?
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Richard Toledo
Just so somebody buys it.
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John Holmberg
I don't know. That's not how the stores work.
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Richard Toledo
No.
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John Holmberg
Okay. You can't just drop things off.
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Richard Toledo
No.
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John Holmberg
I'm gonna. Indian Mercantile. You're running over there. But no, that's not a thing. Terrible idea. You just. That's Toledo's idea of a hilarious joke would be to gently lay it down and put it up for sale. I say throwing them, but I'm so happy I'm on the X Factor Twitter page. X Factor. That's what they call because they don't want men. You ladies have been. You've become so humorless and unfun. And by the way, it's sports. You have to get over the fact that some people just aren't gonna like your thing. I hate soccer. I hate it. Nobody ever says, I hate men. I hate soccer. I think it's stupid. Can't stand it.
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Brady Bogan
People voice their opinion, even on the W.W. or the NBA.
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John Holmberg
Of course I hated the Suns last year. It didn't mean I wanted them to die. That's what wnba, women take it. They're emotional broads. That's what Brett would say. That's exact. Cinco de Bret. That's exactly why nobody likes you. You're too emotional. You get teased or you get told you suck. For a boy. They suck. Think about all the male players that hear they suck. Brett, the Chicago White Sox, ladies. He doesn't hate men.
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Larry McFeely
No.
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John Holmberg
He's mad at the team because they're not good.
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Larry McFeely
No.
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John Holmberg
Period. End of story. You got one good player, a few. But one really good one the rest of. And then a whole bunch of boys. They're terrible. I don't have to like your product. I can make fun of it. I hate it. I hate soccer. I hate the W. I hate the Cowboys. I hate every team. I hate the Browns. Oh, my God, if it could rain dildos down, I. Actually, here's the thing about me. You don't. You don't understand. I'm not serious. WNBA fans. But it does live in me. The Ravens had inside training camp. I'm just gonna tell you what men say, and you're gonna get emotional and think it's weird because you have no sense of humor. The Ravens had their M and T bank training camp on Sunday, and NFL Network was there, and they're covering it. And I'm texting with a Steelers fan friend where it's safe to threaten things. Wishing right. And I said, God, if Al Qaeda's not doing anything today, how great would it be to take down all of M and T Bank Stadium? You get rid of 60,000 Raven fans and the Ravens in one move. Where are they now when we need them? And we had a laugh at Al Qaeda crashing planes into a full stadium.
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Larry McFeely
How dare you?
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John Holmberg
That's pun. That's sports passion. W. Start learning that and stop yelling at everybody. I heard a man say, oh, he encourages dildo throwing. Did you hear what you said? That's hilarious. She's mad that I encouraged dildo throwing. And in the next sentence, encourage dildo throwing at me. And I say, do it. This is how consistent I am, Sherry. Throw dildos at me. You make my show better. If I can't walk these streets without people hucking dildos at me, I become legend. That's Holmberg. Be careful. Steer clear. People are definitely gonna chuck a dildo at him. What? Oh, it's a Phoenix thing. It would become like. Tourists would be like, where's the guy who gets dildos thrown at him? I want that role. Give it to me. In fact, not to hurt me, but at Rooster Saturday night, if you've got a dildo you'd like to throw at us, we'll take it. If I catch it, you owe me $100. Dildo throwing is hilarious. I read the last sentence of her very impassioned plea. Once again, maybe someone should show up and throw dildos at him. You have funny inside. You let it out. And thank you again, wnba, for making me part of your X Factor tweet page and doing 15 minutes of this show for me before I even get here. It's fantastic.
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Brady Bogan
Check that off the bucket list.
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John Holmberg
It's gone. I'm on the tweet page. Brady Bente, Cinco de John. That's what I say. Had to think about, which is 25. Is that right? Yeah, that's right. They me. Damn, they me. Yeah, I think that's right. Thank you, Mercury. Thank you, Mercury fans. And thank you to a legend in WNBA history, and I mean an absolute legend, Delbert Carver, A name that should go into the WNBA hall of Fame nearly immediately as the guy who was first to chuck dildos onto the court. And he's only 23. His future is so bright.
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Brady Bogan
Bronze statue.
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Larry McFeely
Oh, absolutely.
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John Holmberg
No. Big, big green rubber one. He's a big, green rubber like gummy statue of him chucking one. Yeah said. Who would have ever thought the dicks would be the reason to get more butts and seats to clamball league. I'm not the only one who hates your league, ladies. That's because you guys hate women. No, I don't like them. Quite a David Vasquez says here's a strong fact. And David, you're right. John Holmberg has made hundreds of thousands of dollars more than the wnba. That's right. Today we're going to be in the. We're going to be in the plus side. This show's actually going to make money. Look it up WNBA players. It's called making money. It's hard to do. Gotta be good at what you do and people have to consume your product at a rate that exceeds what you spend to put it out there.
- [25:10]
Brady Bogan
It's Brady from the HMS Crew for Game Day Men's Health, the Valley's largest men's health clinic with 12 locations. You should do what I did and schedule a complimentary appointment which is quick and easy. You'll meet with a board certified medical director and figure out what treatments that can help you. Whether you need more energy, medical, local weight loss or sexual health treatments. Game Day Men's Health Clinic is a true game changer. Go to gameday phoenix.com and schedule your complimentary appointment today. Get back in the game with Game Day Men's Health.
- [25:40]
Larry McFeely
This is Larry McFeely and we all know August in Arizona is brutal. We're talking triple digit temps that'll melt your flip flops.
- [25:46]
John Holmberg
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- [25:55]
Larry McFeely
In the blazing sun.
- [25:56]
John Holmberg
Right now is the national sales event at your Valley Toyota dealers. So it's the best time to gear up whether you're escaping the hot weather.
- [26:02]
Larry McFeely
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- [26:05]
John Holmberg
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- [26:10]
Larry McFeely
We're here with Byron from MMP Guns. Byron, why should someone choose to go to MMP Guns?
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Byron
The choice is simple Brett. MMP Guns is your one stop shop for all your shooting needs. We offer Arizona's largest selection handguns, rifles, shotguns, new and pre owned. We also have a large selection of ammunition, accessories and even training. In fact right now all pre owned firearms are 20% off. All new firearms are 10% off. We have Ammo Inc. 9 millimeter hollow points for $12.99 a box and much more.
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Larry McFeely
Well, it sounds like M and P Guns is committed to providing the customers with the best possible service and selection.
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Byron
That's a fact. You can visit us at the store at the northeast corner of 12th street in Indian School or online at mmpguns.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness.
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John Holmberg
We've been pretty consistent over the years of making money. It's called good business. It's called success. You're 30 years. We've been doing it the exact same amount of time. I had the same exact start you did in 1997. I was like, all right, I'll try this. I didn't have any backing. Nobody was like, well, this has got funding. I wasn't subsidized by anyone else, and I made it work. You haven't yet.
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Brady Bogan
Call our other stations the wnba. We subsidize them.
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John Holmberg
Oh, yeah, you're right. KDKB is our wnba. Because without us, they probably have to just simulcast something else. They're doing better. They still can't make money because nobody really cares about who's on their station.
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Brady Bogan
At least they're not protesting.
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John Holmberg
Our clients are like friends with us. That is true. Boy, if they. Could you imagine they started lipping up a little. I should get paid. What? They get paid for what? Yeah, they don't have it, then maybe someday. I don't see it, but maybe. But as it stands right now, that's a tough sell, and rightfully so. It's boring and awful. The Katie kb. I'm not talking about the WB right now. Well, yeah, it's a terrible station. Boring. It's typical. It's crap. And everybody on there is nice, but it's just. It's what's wrong with radio. Anyway, I digress. I'm. I'm. I have been. I paused my whole life. And the best part is, and I'm not going to say who, and it wasn't Kevin Ray, so I'll start there. But it was somebody who works for the Suns who goes, look, dude, you made the WNBA Twitter fan page. It was one of the Sun's employees that said, this is awesome. He's also a person who has to deal with Mercury. He's. He played. Pretends that he. I don't think he likes that. No one. By the way, there are two frowny faces, zero likes and zero comments on her post. So that fan page is going as well as the league itself. Nobody cares about. Any of. It's crap.
- [29:00]
Larry McFeely
Not only is John Holberg made money, he's also not responsible for the release of one of the worst criminals in history.
- [29:07]
John Holmberg
Okay, I didn't even get into that. But you're not wrong. You're not wrong. I have an idea. When she's in town, the Griner, tape a little blunt to the urethra of the dildo and throw that on the court and have a little dildo smoking a joint with a. With a hammer and sickle on the side. Now we're getting intricate. This is good stuff.
- [29:30]
Larry McFeely
Rick said he'll pay. He'll donate $500 to Lost Our Home if you can catch the dildo in your mouth on stage.
- [29:35]
John Holmberg
Wow.
- [29:36]
Larry McFeely
A thousand bucks if you can catch it between the cheeks.
- [29:39]
John Holmberg
If I can catch one with my anus.
- [29:41]
Larry McFeely
Yeah, with. Between the cheeks.
- [29:42]
John Holmberg
That requires a real William Tell firing of the dildo, and I have to be prepared for it. I can't just drop trial, open cheeks and grab hold. Although if there is a contest, that says John, I bet you can't do this. Give me three tries. That's pretty good. Catch it with my mouth if you're throwing it at my head. Come on. That's a little bit dangerous. But if I. No headshots. Be, you know, be respectful of your dildo tosses. Although, once again, if you huck a dildo, I mean, maybe a WNBA fan will infiltrate the show at Roosters on Saturday and just huck. And you know what? I'm not afraid of a WNBA fan throwing anything at me. Because I've seen you ladies play basketball. You can't hit the broadside of a barn. You're not gonna hit me with a dildo, that's for sure. You got a whole basketball. You can't hit a hole with a board on it. You think just free range me is gonna be an easy target for you? No way. You'll miss by a mile. Poor Marty's gonna take one in the chops. He won't even know what's going on. Why are people chucking dildos at me? They're not, Marty. They're throwing them at me. Duck. Because if they're aiming for me, they're gonna hit everybody but me. They're WNBA fans. This could go anywhere. So, Sherry, either you're for dildo throwing or you're against it. And in your little tweet, you completely rebuke it, and then bring it right back to life by saying, in certain situations, it's okay. And I say you either you take a stand or you stop being so goddamn wishy washy. Sherry. Her last name is Vasek. Yeah, she was very angry about it. I'm. I'm thinking more of this. This. I hope this whole die. And again, I hope this whole thing goes out there. And again, let me reiterate what I say. So you can't use the tape. I hate your league of talentless basketball players. I hate it. It's awful. Get better. Caitlin Clark. Embrace her. And I'm standing up for Caitlin Clark. Those mean, horrible women in your league are taking a very lucrative possibility and spitting at it. Caitlin Clark is the one. Every one of them should be told by the commissioner, you don't say a bad thing about this badass woman. You don't disparage her. She is going to take us to different levels. But no. No, they don't. They allow them to speak freely about what will be the best player that's ever played their game by far and they mouth off about her. Stop it. That's why the rest of you suck so bad. That's why you're 27 years into a league that nobody's paid attention to. Brady, there's 28. Actually. There's only one team in the history of professional sports since 2000 or since 1990, who has won four championships in a row. Can you name them?
- [32:38]
Brady Bogan
No.
- [32:39]
John Holmberg
The Houston Comets. They went away. They went out of business. Yeah, they were the first four years of the wnba. They won the championship four years in a row. No one cared. They went out of business. They don't. They're not a team anymore.
- [32:54]
Brady Bogan
Second time we've gone over this in the last. I don't.
- [32:57]
John Holmberg
And you still don't remember. It means nothing to anyone. It's garbage. You can like it, but stop trying to tell everybody else. They have to also or they're blank. You're a racist. You're a bigot. You're that. No. Your product sucks. Nobody ever says you're a bigot. Against Katie. KB and the whole city rejects them. And no. And then to their credit, they never once say, oh, everybody hates women. Me and Mo and Dustin, they hate women. Nobody hates women. They just don't like what you're doing. Period. End of story. Poor Steve Goddard runs 92.7. Oldies, schmoldies, whatever it is. Good station. Nobody listens to it. Nobody ever says they're anti Goddard. It's just not. This is not a huge audience. Nobody says you hate cripples cuz no one listens to that. AM Sports Station we got. And Thrillers, the only one in there. And no one goes, well, it's because there's cripples. I didn't even know there were cripples. I just don't like you. You're allowed to not like crappy things. And I'll tell you what. That's some serious crap down there at that sports station. I could have. I could drink epicac and go in the air for three hours throwing up and put on a better show than what they're doing. For sure. Someone says, what time does your show start Saturday? People are interested. Now you not only get the drunken fun of movie song night.
- [34:33]
Larry McFeely
Is that Sherry gonna throw stuff at you or what?
- [34:35]
John Holmberg
Hey, come on down, Sherry. I'm not worried about her. She could stand on the front. I'll give her a shot of the front row and I'll hold still. And she'll miss me. If the WNBA is your gauge, you're not hitting anything. The good news is the dildo will probably bounce back. And you'll get it. You'll pick up your own rebound and get another chance to miss me. And you will. And you will. What time is your show Saturday? Is it open to the public? No, we don't want any public there at all, Bryce. It's private show. Of course it's open to the public. And no, I don't think there's. They're not selling tickets to this. Just show up, drink heartily for my birthday and cinco de Brett. Five of Brett. That's how that works at 6:15. I've gone on long enough. I feel great about it, though. And thank you, boys, for being. Congratulations for being part of the hate train of the WNBA that is just steaming across the valley. The dildos flying all over the place. You go to a wedding, Brady, right? You're sitting there and suddenly a dildo just gets chucked across the altar. Whatever the people are standing on. What's your most memorable moment of that wedding? That. Yeah. Not the vows. Not the sand combination. Not the guy saying the you make me a better man. Not the same old. Not the dance floor. The dildo.
- [35:58]
Brady Bogan
That would be the second would be a fainting.
- [36:01]
John Holmberg
Fainting's good. Artificial fake blowjobs. When you gave me. Oh, my God. An objection would be great. When Brady made me. When I leaned over and picked up a fork and he smashed my face into his groin over and over while a dying old man gave a speech about his granddaughter. I have no memory of that beautiful speech at all. My face was in a Set of little red balls. I couldn't. I was so weak from being able to. I couldn't stop laughing. And I had. I had to keep it inside. Hilarious moment. Brett. You've been to a million weddings. You remember anything about them? They're all the same. Right?
- [36:37]
Brady Bogan
The DJ's unbelievable.
- [36:39]
John Holmberg
One dildo. One dildo goes across the thing and. What are you telling us, man? I was at a wedding on Saturday.
- [36:44]
Larry McFeely
Oh, yeah.
- [36:44]
John Holmberg
And someone chucked a dildo with the pride. Do that.
- [36:48]
Brady Bogan
And learn the garter for the flowers.
- [36:51]
John Holmberg
Sure. No. Because then it's planned. You have to have rogue dildos. They can't be like, we're gonna throw a dildo now. That's just not fun.
- [36:58]
Larry McFeely
You mean whole funk.
- [37:01]
John Holmberg
All right. Knock it off. Who threw that? And people have to pick it up. Like, smell it. Ah. It's used.
- [37:07]
Larry McFeely
Best man pulls a dildo out of his pocket instead of the ring.
- [37:09]
John Holmberg
Here you go. Yeah. He wouldn't even have to throw it. Yeah. Unexpected dildo attendance is hilarious.
- [37:18]
Brady Bogan
Instead of turning in the keys. Look where all the guys go up.
- [37:22]
John Holmberg
There to give the keys back.
- [37:23]
Brady Bogan
Dildos.
- [37:23]
John Holmberg
This is how funny unexpected dildos are. Freddy just walked in and in his pocket he had a dildo. And he bent over and it fell out of his coat pocket. You and I would immediately. He'd never hear the end of it.
- [37:34]
Larry McFeely
Why do you have that cancel the show? Because we'd be dying.
- [37:37]
John Holmberg
Oh. It'll be over if a dildo. Or if right now as we're talking a dildo just came flying through the hall and hit Brady right in the ribs. What the hell? And now who threw that? And who threw that? Wouldn't matter. We'd be too weak to chase him down. The cops wouldn't even look. They'd be laughing so hard. I can't. I can't. Go on. I can't. I can't.
- [37:57]
Larry McFeely
Is he's winging a dildo down the hall of Brady.
- [38:00]
John Holmberg
Hilarious. And he drops. It would be even better if he was. He didn't know. And it hits him in the back. And he hits the. Ow. I've been hit. And he looks over and sees what hit him. And it's a dildo. Even the guy who got hit laying on the ground be like, that's a dildo. It's never not funny.
- [38:18]
Larry McFeely
John Keane changed the name that night from Sodomize and Linda to John and the Flying Dildos for the band.
- [38:22]
John Holmberg
John and the Flying Dildos is definitely a thing for Cinco de Brett. That's what we'll do. We'll change it. Yeah, it's great stuff. Now I'm getting everybody's dildo stories and everyone's got a funny one because you don't ever buy one and go, I'm so sorry for your loss. Here you go. We bought you this. You never get a dildo for somebody in a serious manner. They're always. They're designed to be hilarious. Let's get a Wake up song. 585-9800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake Up. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. I have heard enough of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. All right, thank you. Miles to nowhere. That's Katie and the Hobbs getting us started here. Don't forget br. Where's that paper? No, we're doing something really cool this morning and for the next two weeks. And I'm okay. Game off. Game off. Car. There's a car going, Bakar. So the game doesn't count when I play this at any time during the morning. At any time other than alcar. Game on. So starting now. You hear that Pantera walk, Sounder? It can happen in the middle of a song. It can happen during commercials. It can happen while we're celebrating Cinco de Brett and Brett's in the middle of talking. It can happen, happen anytime between now and when this show ends today. And you will be qualified for amazing stuff. Another thing you can listen for, Car. Is this sound. This doesn't count yet. Both of those work if either of those sounds happen in the morning. 10th caller, 585-9-800 while we get you used to this is going to win the Pantera. This is awesome. The guys over at Q Prime who put all this stuff together for us and Larry McFeely who just simply suggested, get me this with Pantera. Now, he asked for a couple other things, but he's like, I just want our listeners to be able to hang with Pantera and do something special. As it turns out, it was Pantera and Q Prime that said, let's just walk him on stage. Let the listeners lead Pantera onto the stage. That's what you're getting to do. One grand prize winner. You're gonna win tickets if you qualify. But one grand prize winner and their guest gets to join Pantera secret detail. I keep saying that. Security detail. And they'll escort the band from their dressing room to the stage. And that's usually A pretty healthy walk. And you get to kind of feel the band before they go on stage. There's a good energy there. The winner will take home their flashlight that they get from the Pantera walker up and you get a Pantera tour shirt that I would imagine is special for everybody else. Like, it's not going to be just the same old thing. Probably something you can maybe convince the boys to put their names on. Not saying that's a guarantee. Can't do any photography or video during the stage escort. That's all private. But after you put them on the stage, the winner and the guest get to get. They get escorted then by security right to their special spot in the photo pit. Pit, which is different than the front row or the pit itself. You are now in the photo pit with More Than Likely. And Brady's right. Randy Johnson for sure. Sanjay, if Three Days Grace or Three Doors down or whoever he's running around with. Is it Three Days Grace?
- [41:49]
Larry McFeely
They're not on that tour.
- [41:50]
John Holmberg
Three Years down is not opening for Pantera. He still might be there. Yeah. Randy takes all these pictures and I wouldn't be surprised if Randy was at this show. And you get to be there. And you can take photo after photo if you want. From the photo picture now, you will have unbelievable access to the band. One requirement. One major requirement. Thank you, Brady. He's not wrong. One major requirement that the band said, yes, we'll do this. And we high five. Cool. Pantera's in. And Pantera doesn't do anything like this. This is simply for KUPD and our longevity and the fact that they know us and we know them and we've had a good relationship with musicians and all that. And Pantera is not easy to have. Have a good relationship with. Over the years, they're no. And they've kind of come around. They're doing this for the fans. But they did say, do not be drunk. Everyone must be sober. They're not taking any drunk winners. So if you go to the show and you have a couple pops beforehand and they smell beer on your breath, Brett's got a breathalyzer. He's going to be there too. Legit. He's going to test your breath. Brett is going to test your breath. And if you are 0.08 or higher, you're out. In fact, I'm questioning you a little at 0.06. Like, what were you thinking, man? Teetotal. Look it up all day. Get to the show. Even if it's. Even if you're a wild alcoholic that can't get through your day. Go in there and shake hands with him with those Parkinson's. Michael J. Fox hands shake like a nervous glass of ice that's just about to meet its gin. And shake hands with Phil and Zach and the boys. Can we hurry up and get this over with so I can start drinking? Even if you're like, just watch the documentary. Even if you're Billy Joel drunk. Take a day off, Meet Pantera, hang with him, do the thing, then go booze up. Fill your. Fill your veins with the dickel. I don't care. But don't do it before they'll kick you out and this whole thing goes to nothing.
- [43:58]
Brady Bogan
That all happens.
- [43:59]
Larry McFeely
I'm doing it. Yeah, yeah.
- [44:00]
John Holmberg
Funnier. Funnier story. Are you gonna go down there and walk them up, too? I was gonna say. So you guys are Pantera, huh?
- [44:09]
Brady Bogan
I guess I gotta walk you guys out.
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John Holmberg
Used to have a car called the Pantera Countach. It's kind of a kid car. Kind of neat, though. All right, well, somebody shut. I think he's drunk. Nope. Sober. Don't drink at all, actually. Gotta be a little drunk. No, it's my daughter, Kirby. How did she get back here? Hey, man, what's going on?
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Brady Bogan
She's high.
- [44:32]
John Holmberg
We're all high, man. Come on, man. This is pretty cool. So when you hear it, game off car. When you hear this, or you hear this, this back on, game on. Then you're in the 10th caller, and it can happen at any time. So listen for those two things. The Pantera super giveaway. Pantera security guard. You don't even have to be tough. You can be in a wheelchair. It could be als, Matt. Oh, until a long walk. I think Pantera is going to want to necessarily follow him. Be like Mike Tyson's ring walk. It's going to take 22 minutes to get to the. This too long. ALS, Matt, your band.
- [45:19]
Larry McFeely
How about Dale? We see how long it takes him.
- [45:20]
John Holmberg
To get up here? Jesus. I'd rather. I'd rather have Als, Mad or Thriller take me on stage at Dale. Dale's. Dale walks much slower than Thriller.
- [45:27]
Larry McFeely
Oh, yeah.
- [45:28]
John Holmberg
Thriller is pretty mobile. Thriller gets going. You're like, man, that's some forward momentum. Dale never gets forward momentum. It'll just fall over. But, yeah, it's a pretty good. It's a. It's a good contest. And one of you is going to get real lucky. Ten of you are gonna win tickets. One of you is gonna be in that photo pit. I've been in the photo pit. One Time in my entire existence. And. Have you ever been in there?
- [45:50]
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
- [45:51]
John Holmberg
Oh, it's ridiculous. It's a different animal. You were in the snake pit at Metallica.
- [45:56]
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
- [45:56]
John Holmberg
I don't even know where that photo pit would have been there.
- [45:59]
Larry McFeely
I think it was actually on the outside of it. It was all, like, right in the middle. Yeah.
- [46:03]
John Holmberg
Because, man, when you get into a couple of those things, they have the front row, the walkway security, then the photo pit. Like, you literally. That. That literally is truly stage front row because you're on the stage, like, you're usually leaning against.
- [46:16]
Brady Bogan
I was in there.
- [46:17]
John Holmberg
Limp Bizkit, you went in the photo pit with Biscuit. How'd you get in there?
- [46:21]
Brady Bogan
That just. It was our show.
- [46:23]
John Holmberg
Oh, you got to go in the photo pit. I didn't even know with. I've never even tried assuming that you're like, that's a special thing I don't have.
- [46:30]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, come on in.
- [46:31]
John Holmberg
I've never done it like that. I've been in one time, and it was kind of a goof, but it was neat.
- [46:35]
Larry McFeely
The photo pit's almost like the pit because you are elbowing and muscling people the way. Because they're trying to get their shots to those dudes.
- [46:41]
John Holmberg
And Randy just. Randy's just a dude seven feet, just way over everybody's head. It's pretty great. Yeah, it's pretty cool. So listen for that and try to win that. I think it's pretty neat. People asking about the Pantera dildo challenge. Now, let's not combo up these ideas.
- [46:56]
Larry McFeely
Yeah, don't wreck it.
- [46:58]
John Holmberg
Well, we like Pantera. Don't do that. Although I do like what you said, James. It's funny. The winner should plant. Should auction the winner who of the auction should plant a dildo on the stage. Summer of the WNBA dildo will never be forgotten. Well, that's why the biggest hero in WNBA history is Delbert Carver. He's the great he. They should. They should hang his. They should hang his jersey in every arena. Like Jackie Robinson. He's the Jackie Robinson of the wnba. He's a man, and he's the most memorable one. I'm just 23. Oh, his future. Speaking of the Mercury, once again, if you're interested. Boy, oh, boy. This is the kind of crap that makes me hate it even more. This is a media advisory Brett just printed out. Phoenix Mercury. Sami Whitcomb is going to throw out the first ceremonial pitch tonight for the Diamondbacks. Because there's. Diamondbacks, Sam. The Diamondbacks are celebrating. Girls in sports Night. They're not celebrating it that hard. They still won't put one on the team. Yeah, yeah, you guys can have sports, just not ours. Can we throw out the first pitch? Uh, sure. Then the media advisory for tonight's game. That's the draw. The first pitch. It's usually like a dude from Fulton Homes. Nobody goes for the first pitch. Brady throw the first pitch once. It was hilarious. Hit the top of the net. Never seen anything like it.
- [48:33]
Brady Bogan
But no fine entertainment there.
- [48:34]
John Holmberg
Nobody. No. There was no media advisory to have. Yeah, you could say that. Now, that's a good spin, because that was not the intention. It. Nobody goes for first pitch, but Sami Whitcomb is going to throw out the first pitch there. And everybody like what Brett said. Who? Oh, she's a girl basketballer. And then everybody be like, oh, we're celebrating Girls in Sports Night. Shouldn't we do that at a girls sport? No, we can't do that. Nobody goes to this. We got to do Girls in Sports Night at Boys Sports Night. Oh, go to Mercury. Have a game tonight. Yeah. She's gonna walk across the street and go to the. Go to their arena. She gonna throw at the first pitch.
- [49:13]
Brady Bogan
And then make the game.
- [49:14]
John Holmberg
It's two feet away. But again, celebrating girls basketball, you'd think maybe you should be able to do that without going over to a men's sport and going, look at me. You don't need men's sports to celebrate girls sports, do you? Do you? Do they not see how sexist they are to themselves? Nobody's paying attention. Let's go to a men's sport. Celebrate Girls Sports Night. Okay.
- [49:38]
Brady Bogan
They're gonna hand her a mic. She's gonna. If you guys want to change it.
- [49:42]
John Holmberg
Up tonight, not watch baseball, she's going over to wave to the crowd that doesn't want anything to do with them. It's right across the street. And they're like, no, we'd rather watch a Diamondbacks team that gave up two weeks ago.
- [49:52]
Larry McFeely
And for everybody, it's emailing.
- [49:53]
John Holmberg
I know.
- [49:53]
Larry McFeely
Dildos at the Pantera show.
- [49:55]
John Holmberg
No.
- [49:56]
Larry McFeely
Three of them. Can I holster mine and bring it in now?
- [49:57]
John Holmberg
Well, if you can get it in there, that's great.
- [49:59]
Larry McFeely
Good luck with that.
- [49:59]
John Holmberg
But good luck with that. Yeah, they keep an eye out for stuff, especially Pantera.
- [50:03]
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
- [50:04]
John Holmberg
And a couple of guys from their band.
- [50:06]
Larry McFeely
And then somebody's like, what about weed, bro?
- [50:10]
John Holmberg
No.
- [50:10]
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
- [50:11]
John Holmberg
Show up sober. Have you been to meeting? Why would you even risk it? Why would you even. What about methamphetamine? No, they don't want anyone. You can't tell nobody under the influence. Yes, you can. So there you go, Alan. You're not getting away with it. I've been up for three days. Nobody even knows. No, everyone knows you're nuts. Yeah, no, just put it down for a minute. It's not that great. Now, if you're on coke or something, or if you've got something you're. You're covering, take your chance. But why? Why do you want to win this with one rule and then try to bang that rule around?
- [50:53]
Larry McFeely
Yeah, because their tour manager could end it right there. Well, yeah, he just smell weed, you're out.
- [50:56]
John Holmberg
I don't like the look of this. He's smoking weed. This guy's caked. I got a sober band here that's teetering on the edge of sobriety. And you want to wander around and remind them of that? No. Anyway, Paula, the Toledo hater says, Jesus age Christ. Why do women make me ashamed and embarrassed about my own gender so often? They're just shells with no senses of humor. I don't disagree with that sometimes, Paula. P.S. stick a dildo in your mouth. Toledo. See, it's always funny. It's always funny when a row. Even in election, when a dildo shows up. This guy says, when I was in high school, we had a friend named Justin. His mom was a psycho loon, but she was really hot. My friends would hit on her and stuff. Just. Just. Damn, she was hot. Anyway, parents were on vacation one time and Justin stayed back, and we were hanging out at his house looking for money in his mom's room. And my other buddy and I were there and comes out of the room and goes, dudes, look what I got. It was this gigantic long, dark blue dildo. And all of us were like, what is that? And Justin, deadpan, looks at us and says, that's mom's Mr. Blue. My friend and I looked at each other, burst out laughing and said, the family named your mom's dildo. 25 years later, we still talk about it. Still brings a smile to my face, because it's always gonna be funny.
- [52:23]
Larry McFeely
Well, we had Mr. Orange, and I got Mr. Blue.
- [52:25]
John Holmberg
That's right. Morning sickness medicate. KUPD.
- [52:33]
Larry McFeely
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Larry McFeely
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Byron
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Larry McFeely
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John Holmberg
Thank you, Delbert Carver. Never gonna forget you. I have to say a quick cookies time for your pets for Tabitha Seeley. She sent a picture over of her husky bear. Bear. And I see in the picture there's another husky tail in that corner. I don't see that other one, but bear is in the photo and she lost Bear and she just said cookies for everybody, please. Beautiful bear went away. You got it. So that's it. And let me tell you this. That dog, I did it. Lost her home Pet rescue last week's been in the shelter too long. Her name's Raya. Go take a look at Ray. If you're in the if you've lost a dog and you want to give another dog a great chance and you're a good, you know, a dog owner, you're a good, good pet parent. Raya needs somebody and she's awesome. She's so sweet and she's ready to go. So I'm not saying you're ready after bears passing, but somebody who just lost a dog recently and is ready to give another dog that same life that you gave the last one. And the ultimate tribute to dogdom. If your dog had last words. It would probably be like, give another dog like me a chance. We don't last long. We're not supposed to go find another one. And give them the chance you gave me. It's a beautiful gift you can give them. And Ray is waiting, so she's over there right now. And. Alvina Chipito. Today is my birthday. Can I get a shout out from my favorite morning dj? Yeah, hang on. I'll go get Izzy. Happy birthday, Alvina. She's a listener like crazy. This guy says billion dollar idea. WNBA should sell licensed dildos with team graphics. I don't think they're going to get behind it, Andrew, but it's a decent thought. And cinco to Brett. Celebrating five years of Brett this week. Well, this year, really, Carter. I don't know what it means, but it's cool. And it's Latin. Vinnie. Vidi vesli, I think is a good thing. I don't know what that means. I don't know. I know. Vita, vidi, vici.
- [55:58]
Brady Bogan
Is five years of Brett that live, laugh, love.
- [56:03]
John Holmberg
I don't know. Vini, Vidi, Vasley. That's our thing right there. A beautiful thing. So congratulations, Brett. What's your. What's your best part? I know the answer to this. What's the best part of the last five years?
- [56:15]
Larry McFeely
Not doing overnight.
- [56:16]
John Holmberg
Exactly. Yeah. Has nothing to do with the joy of the show.
- [56:22]
Larry McFeely
Oh, well, that's. That's.
- [56:24]
John Holmberg
I'm with you on that.
- [56:24]
Larry McFeely
21B.
- [56:25]
John Holmberg
Yeah. Schedule. It's your schedule. Uh, there's a cop. I just saw this on TMZ this morning. Says a police officer in Houston did a post that said. And I liked what she called this. She says she's under investigation again. You gotta have a sense of humor with cops, too. She's on social media. She said she's writing everyone she sees a ticket. Cause she didn't get any action. But she actually said, didn't get cracked last night. So everyone's getting a ticket. Like I like getting called cracked. And she's hot. And she knows.
- [57:00]
Brady Bogan
Put it up on TikTok.
- [57:01]
John Holmberg
Yeah, she's hot. She's a good looking lady. And she says that if you, you know, I didn't get cracked last night. So everyone's getting a ticket and it gets to the news and whatever else. And look, maybe she had a rough night the night before because she wanted to get cracked. You now have two opportunities as a person getting pulled over by Jennifer Escalera. Because play your cards right, she'll throw the ticket away and you can crack her. She's in the mood. And I like. I like that when a lady calls it getting cracked. She is stunning. Like, there's a couple pictures of her. Oh, yeah. That are like, knock out. I'm. I would. And this is why you should crack that. Crack that. Somebody who didn't crack that. She's complaining about not getting cracked. The dude at home.
- [57:46]
Brady Bogan
It's the only reason it's a story.
- [57:48]
John Holmberg
Yeah, right. Because every. Because everybody's like, wait a minute. Why wouldn't anybody. What happened? Why isn't she not being cracked? Crack it like an egg. But, yeah, she's. She's got a bunch of TikTok videos. I think she may be more interested.
- [58:02]
Brady Bogan
She's trying to do the leap.
- [58:03]
John Holmberg
Yeah, she. Well, there's another one. She could make it. Look up Daniela, which they call her Danny DeAndre. D E A N D R A D E she is. She's a room changer on OP Live. Sometimes they'll have her sitting in studio with them and they got officer Danny DeAndre DeAndrea or DeAndre. I forget her name. And they're like. And she. She comes into the studio and everybody gets dumb dick. Like, everybody just starts going like all the cops that are usually like, this is a case over there. And in North Carolina we had that. And they can't. They're just all stupid. They just get hot. Hot cops, I call it. But when you see Danny Deondraid, you'd be like, whoa. Whoa. And when. Yeah, she is remarkable and she's beautiful. So it's just. OP Live turns into Dan Abrams and the crew just getting stupid, hitting on her the whole time, trying, you know, pretty girl amongst these dumb guys.
- [59:01]
Larry McFeely
Dan Curtis and Sticks.
- [59:04]
John Holmberg
Sticks not there anymore. Anymore. But, yeah, another guy. And Curtis is just. He's just, like, trying to keep his cool. He's the. He's the uncool black guy that just tries to be like. So, yeah, he gets real quacky. It. The other dude just makes Tom Morris. No, Tom Morris was the only. I forgot the guy's name. He just keeps making the dumbest comments. And Dan's standing there. He's extra flexed. He's done. He does tons of curls during. Oh, yeah, he's. Yeah, he's all puffed up. His arms are all veiny when she's on.
- [59:32]
Larry McFeely
I don't blame him.
- [59:32]
John Holmberg
Oh, my God. She's. And she's. And she adds nothing to the show. If. Have you seen her on OP Life? She does visual. The. The. It's it makes the show bad. Like, they're not good at what they do. It's not flowing. Just Hot Cops. They're just. Oh, Hot Cop. Hot Cop. They might as well just say that to her every time. So Hot Cop. Look at her Instagram page. So she's. When she goes on there, she adds absolutely nothing to the show but visuals, and they ask her opinion, and it's meaningless. But she's so Hot Cop. Hop hot. I'm all for Hot Cops. I think it's great. I think that's great.
- [60:14]
Larry McFeely
You want to get cracked?
- [60:15]
John Holmberg
Yeah. If she. If she said I didn't get cracked last night, if I look, if I was in Houston and I saw that tweet, I'd go. I'd go like 100 miles an hour all over, hoping that that girl would pull me over. Like, I was kind of hoping I get pulled over by Jennifer Escalera. Is she around? Yeah, this is when she's on the show. She's so bad here with us last month in studio. Their voices are different again in two weeks and certainly look forward to having her here. Oh, yeah, they get. They get real weird around Hot Cop. And she's. And what'd you think of that, Danny? I just really think that's good police work. Me too. Let's go out to Hazen, Arkansas, and see where there and that dude's other place. Maybe we should have Hot Cop right around me.
- [61:01]
Larry McFeely
He's awesome.
- [61:01]
John Holmberg
I love. I love that.
- [61:03]
Larry McFeely
He is great.
- [61:04]
John Holmberg
How you doing that, darling? He walks up to these cars, and I was speeding because I didn't. I had to come back from a birthday party and her birthday. That's a lot of information for me there, darling. All I need to do is get your license.
- [61:17]
Brady Bogan
Doesn't he say, not in our county or whatever?
- [61:19]
John Holmberg
Oh, he says, not in Hayden County. We gonna get you in Hayden County. Is that her Hot Cop? Yeah, she does modeling stuff, and she should. She's got kids, too, which is shocking. Yeah, hot cop, Danny DeAndre. She changes the game when it's a.
- [61:38]
Larry McFeely
Sister that just hates her.
- [61:39]
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah, the fat sister. So I have to stand next to Danny in all the pictures. We're a family. Get in there. Why do you always put me next to her? There she is again, standing next to her. And that picture is just spectacular. God damn it. And I guarantee you, Danny's like, you look really pretty for a fat. Look at that, standing there. And Abrams is all puffed up.
- [62:03]
Larry McFeely
How does she not get cracked?
- [62:04]
John Holmberg
I don't know. She. Well, that she's getting cracked. The one on the one on. The other one's not the other one, okay? Jennifer's not getting cracked. Jennifer Escalera. But if there's a hot Phoenix cop out there and you want to write some tickets today, all you got to do is go. Didn't get cracked last night. I'll be over here on Thomas and 52nd street looking for speeders. And I'm giving everyone a. I'm going a thousand miles an hour to meet that uncracked cop. And I'm not talking about Ben Caro. No, you're not hot enough, Ben. Although he's a good looking man, Detective Ben. If he was going, hey, I'm gonna hand out tickets today because my wife didn't. I didn't get to crack her last night and I'm bitter about it, then maybe women would start speeding around. No, she's. Yeah, she's special. But she is an empty shell of beauty and that's unfortunate. I'm not looking for. I don't want, you know, to quote Billy George. I don't want complicated conversation. I don't want to work that hard. I just want someone to talk to. But it's pretty spectacular stuff. But she just sits there. She's empty. She's dead and empty. Nothing to offer as far as like at least on tv. Maybe she's fun when the cameras aren't on, but she is doing nothing on that show. She's so bad that it's a three hour show. I'm. I don't think I've gone through the third hour with her there. Let's go back to Hazen, Arkansas. No, let's just. Let's get a camera on her and just keep it there for three hours. I don't know what you're filming me out here before I get out there, film that Danny Deandre go and pee or something. But he ain't gonna go pee here in Hazen, Arkansas. Nobody pees on my watch. You can't pee in Hazen. Not what I ran. Okay, yeah. This chick is. Says she's a detective, this guy says, what's she detecting? How many dudes can she make squirm? Trying to rush a boner tuck up. Yeah, that's true. And you get those boner tuck ups. You got to put it in the waistbands. But can you imagine if she pulled you over? Like I'd admit to murder just so she doesn't leave, you know, fast you were going. That's nothing. Did you see me knocking down those Mailboxes back there. I got abroad in the car. Check the trunk. I've been going over state lines. I don't even know she's of age. You should probably hang out with me a lot longer. Book me. And then you just spend time with her. We didn't find any evidence of what he said. He just started admitting to crimes that aren't real. But I got an extra hour with you.
- [64:35]
Larry McFeely
Search me again.
- [64:36]
Brady Bogan
I'd immediately start crying.
- [64:37]
John Holmberg
Would you got pulled over. You'd be all emotional. Not me, man. I'd man up.
- [64:44]
Larry McFeely
I can't find anything. Search me again.
- [64:47]
John Holmberg
Look in the glove box. There's some JonBenet evidence. And you might have just. You. You get. You're gonna get cracked. And you might crack the case.
- [64:54]
Larry McFeely
Let me tell you where Jimmy Hoffa is.
- [64:56]
John Holmberg
Get two answers for you there, Officer Danny. I can find Hoffa and JonBenet's. I got a couple fingernails or something in my back. I just thought. I never took them out. Mementos. We cracked the case. And I'm gonna get cracked too. Yeah, hot cops. You say you're getting cracked. We need more of those. That. I think everybody complies when there's a hot cop. I don't. Although there is that video going around that teenager, this face plants that officer.
- [65:22]
Brady Bogan
They said body slam.
- [65:25]
John Holmberg
Gives her a pretty nice. It's not like a WWE body slam. But he grabs her by the leg. Takedown, puts her down. Yeah. I mean, to be tactical, but let's be honest, she didn't know that. And her body hit the ground first. She gets slammed to the ground by a teen boy. Doesn't look good for the police. I don't know where that happened. It was like Michigan or something. Something. But this kid, she's trying to break something up.
- [65:44]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [65:44]
John Holmberg
Some other kid comes over and grabs her by the legs and puts her on the ground. It's not good for the police. And then that video that went viral here with that lady trying to stop that guy at the Circle k. And he 1 twos are out. Busts her leg with punches to the face. That's getting it done. He's not punching hot cop. No, that dude's not punching hot because hot cop can fool you.
- [66:07]
Brady Bogan
Nowhere on the scene. Hot cop.
- [66:08]
John Holmberg
Hot cop can fool you and go, oh, hey, baby, how you doing? What's that, girl? How you doing? Your hands are so rough. Like a man. Cuffs. Damn it. Hot cops fooled me. It's what they were doing for a while. Those process servers, they have the hot girls rolling Works front of your house and they say your name because that's what they have to get. Hi. John? Yeah, it's John. Hey. Who are you? Oh, my God. It's been how long? I'm like, I don't know who you are. I'm serving you. God damn it. Hot bitch. Stop me. Some strange dude in my front. It's happened twice to me. Well, that was one time when those. I don't know what they were, Mennonites or something, came rolling up to my front. Is that your dog? Like the one with me? Yes. No. I stole it. What's wrong with you? Does he bite? No. I'm gonna pet him. I didn't know you gotta ask to get away from me. Why do you dress like that? For now? If they were hot, I'd listen to their pitch. We believe that Jesus lives and you should only eat wheat. That seems interesting. Sit down. Have a seat. Let's get some lemonade. You come up dressed in that burlap sack. But I had a guy in my front yard come walking up to me, and I think he was a process server. And he put his hand in his pocket, and I said, get your hands out of your pocket. What? Get your hands out of your pockets. What's wrong? I'm like, well, you're a stranger. There's no car. You're walking up on my front lawn to me. You know my name. Get your hands out of your pockets. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I'm like, he was running for something. Like, you don't just do that to people. If he was a hot. If it was like. If it was Boggs, and she came up with that flowing hair or that Lisa Borowski from Scottsdale. And she comes walking up. Hi. She could have hurt. She got a gun just pointed at me. And be like, hey, what's going on? Be careful. You're gonna hurt somebody with. Haven't been cracked. I haven't been cracked in a couple days. Do I have to crack you at gunpoint? You got a deal. I think I can get away with this one. You're not gonna believe it. Honey. A gorgeous woman in the front yard just pulled a gun on me and said she needed to be cracked. So I did it. I mean, I did it out of the. I didn't want to die.
- [68:18]
Brady Bogan
That's forced.
- [68:19]
John Holmberg
I forced into. It wasn't because I wanted to at first. Yeah, keep saying that kind of stuff, ladies. And you look at this and you wonder, what did she do to make the guy with her not cracker to where she's actually complaining about it the next day. What kind of pain in the ass was she being that the dude at home said, I'm not cracking that. I'm going to sleep. And she went to bed in a huff. Don't crack me. I'll show the city of Houston tomorrow.
- [68:56]
Brady Bogan
She's got the viral response she wanted.
- [68:58]
John Holmberg
Exactly. She's on TMZ and everybody's looking at pictures of this hot cop. But I like the way she got it, Brady. I don't care that she was aiming for it. I like the way she got it. She's all sealed up. Nobody opened that box. Little John Gruden unboxing. Hey, man, we gotta get out in that thing. Somebody crack that? Unbox it, man. It says. How does she have time for tick tock in uniform? Shouldn't she be, I don't know, working tax dollars, paying for some broad to try to whore online? Awesome. Chris DeWitt. I'm not sure which side you're on there, Chris. I don't care what your profession is. If you look good and you're trying to a little bit online, that's what online's for.
- [69:45]
Larry McFeely
That's why we don't do it.
- [69:47]
John Holmberg
That's why it's exactly right. If I'm trying to. Online people are like, get back to work. If you're beautiful, you take all the time you want to whore up. She could have been at a murder scene. I didn't get cracked last night. Today sucks. Like, poor girl. Poor girl. Ugly people, their bosses are like, step into my office. The hell were you doing on TikTok? You're at a murder investigation. Yeah, but I didn't get cracked. Oh, God, you're making me think about it. Nobody wants to see you get cracked, uggo. Get back to work. If you've ever heard, get back to work, you're up, ugly. That's a fact. Get back to work. Got time to lean, Got time to clean. You're ugly. If you're good looking, the manager usually sides with you. Yeah, I know. It's kind of a lazy day, right?
- [70:35]
Brady Bogan
How's your day, honey? It wasn't good. Why? Told me to get back to work.
- [70:40]
John Holmberg
Yeah? Yeah. If your boss says, get back to work, you're ugly. Oh, just. It's just. She's just typing. Yeah. And took pictures of herself with her dash cam and said, I didn't get cracked last night. And she took time to filter it a little over.
- [70:57]
Brady Bogan
Filter.
- [70:57]
John Holmberg
Nah, who cares? She looks good. I can imagine that now Filtering work. I'm not. I'm done with that whole thing with filtering. If you want to present yourself, I'll close my eyes and picture your tick tock when I see you.
- [71:08]
Larry McFeely
There she is.
- [71:09]
John Holmberg
She looks good. That's filtered, too. She looks a little cartoonish. They look like an extra. They look like they. Somebody used colored pencils. And we're still calling that. That's okay, right?
- [71:20]
Larry McFeely
Sure.
- [71:24]
John Holmberg
There she is in bed. What's she doing in that one? Oh, she's popping out of bed.
- [71:27]
Larry McFeely
I know.
- [71:28]
Richard Toledo
In her.
- [71:28]
John Holmberg
What's this video? Brett? I don't know what happened. She just cracked. She. I think she just got cracked and now she's at a fun park. What am I missing? Oh, that's a fun part. Collapsing. Okay, I don't want to watch that. I don't know why she. She's got one of them. That's why she doesn't get cracked. She's all over the road.
- [71:46]
Larry McFeely
Let's check her profile.
- [71:47]
John Holmberg
Okay. Isn't it great that we frowned on stalking for so many years and then we just. We built a bunch of stuff for it? This is that cop?
- [71:58]
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
- [72:01]
John Holmberg
Ooh, she's climbing out of the sack and she's got cameras all over. She's getting in the shower. What are we about to watch? Watch? Oh, she might be a little bigger than that. She's got a great face. But climbing out of bed? She's a mountain. Am I going to watch her do her facial routine? What is that? I did also notice that she climbed out of bed alone.
- [72:27]
Brady Bogan
I know why she didn't cry.
- [72:28]
Larry McFeely
She is a Latina, so she's got to put that. She's got to put them eyebrows.
- [72:32]
John Holmberg
That's going to take an hour. Those on? Should get them tattooed on. Well, she's not fat. Why did she look so big in that video?
- [72:39]
Larry McFeely
Look at the arms, though, there.
- [72:41]
John Holmberg
She ain't going the right direction.
- [72:42]
Larry McFeely
No, no, no.
- [72:45]
John Holmberg
Is she putting her diabetes thing on her?
- [72:47]
Larry McFeely
I don't know.
- [72:48]
John Holmberg
Is she getting her monitor on her arm? Yeah, sure is. She's diabetic. Get back to work it out for your tiktoks, chumps. All right, that's misleading.
- [73:04]
Larry McFeely
All right, we don't care about the bar here. Let's just see who can.
- [73:09]
John Holmberg
As Brett speaks for everybody. I don't care about this.
- [73:12]
Larry McFeely
Martinis. Come on.
- [73:13]
John Holmberg
Yeah. Oh, she's. She's one of those. She films her menus. All right. She is at a bar.
- [73:19]
Larry McFeely
It's hotter before.
- [73:20]
John Holmberg
There we go. Really?
- [73:22]
Brady Bogan
That's all we get?
- [73:23]
John Holmberg
Something in her diabetes arm. Those martinis aren't helping your diabetes arms. All right? I'll say it forever. She looks great in some of these pictures. Whoa. Here we go. Oh, yeah, that's a good one right there. She's keeping Houston safe with those. Oh, yeah. She's not going the right direction. Somebody still needs to crack that before. Yeah, I think diabetes kicks in, she loses a foot. What's the one in the. Where she's standing in the doorway there. Down one. That one. That'll be a good gauge of whether or not that keeps firing into that glucose monitor. I don't need to see that. I can't tell. I don't know what to think of her after.
- [74:09]
Larry McFeely
You're a mommy, mamacita. Stay at home queen. Working mom, single mom. All right. She's Postino's broad.
- [74:17]
John Holmberg
Get back your way.
- [74:19]
Larry McFeely
Christopher DeWitt's right.
- [74:20]
John Holmberg
Yeah, Christopher, he was right. You're wasting taxpayer dollars. When I saw you from the shoulders up, I thought, my God, this lady's gorgeous. The rest of your body screams, get back to work. You make me start thinking of taxpayer money when you're not attractive. How much money am I wasting for you to be on TikTok chunks? Put on my glucose monitor. There's nothing sexier than that.
- [74:44]
Larry McFeely
Looks like the kind of lady eats hot Cheetos for breakfast.
- [74:50]
John Holmberg
That's true. All right, Brett, what do you got on the big board of musical treats today? Boy, she fooled us. Yeah, not that Danny DeAndre, though. Go to her page. She's not strapping on. Yeah, she's not putting a colostomy sack on on her Instagram. Gotta check my sugars because my feet are tingly.
- [75:08]
Larry McFeely
Wake up. So I'm brought to you by Action Ride Shop, of course. And Chunks, the cop there needs to get on a bike now, so she should head on over to Action Ride Shop, get herself a brand new pivot or Rocky Mountain, Santa Cruz. Just anything at this point. Josh and the boys will take care of you. Full line. Plus, if you need to get that bike fixed. No better place, because they have the best wrenches in town. Two locations right there on power Road and McDowell, right off the Hoss Trailhead. Or of course, the OG on Gilbert Road and Southern. Actionrideshop.com on the list for your. Your biggest fan. Oh, Sherry from Steve Perry. Sherry.
- [75:44]
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah, for that lady who was writing the letter. Sherry. Nice. The WNBA lady that flamed me on their X page.
- [75:50]
Larry McFeely
Yeah. Five Finger Death Punch, typo, negative Black Sabbath, ac, DC Sound Garden. King Missile keeps Coming in. Chuck Berry, My Ding a Ling for all the Dicks. Fine Ministry, the Dick Song, Jackal, Hate Breed, Metallica.
- [76:07]
John Holmberg
All right. Oh, Sherry is a great song.
- [76:11]
Larry McFeely
It's not really a wake up song.
- [76:13]
John Holmberg
No, it's not. But it's a great song, especially considering and it's right here in front of me. It's a great song and it's for you, Sherry. The lady who flamed me on WNBA's X page by saying I encourage dildo throwing and how against it you are. And then you said throw dildos at him. You're either fur it or gin it. She Gary, Steve. Let her know we're thinking about her. You should have been gone Knowing how I made you feel and I should have been gone after all your must have been a dreamer. Toledo only gave us a 40 second clip, so. It's all right. We had so much for that idea.
- [77:05]
Larry McFeely
Bring up the list again.
- [77:06]
John Holmberg
No, it's a good one. I it love like that. It's a great song though. It was for you, Sherry. We just want to hear the whole thing. People love the Cinco de Brett. Kyle says. Here's what I love most about the last five years with Brett. Brett is my terrible inside voice coming out over the radio for all to hear. Yeah, it's a lot of the. A lot of. Like I told you earlier when I threatened. Like I told my Steeler friend, I wanted Al Qaeda to blow up Baltimore. I don't mean it, but those are the things that Brett just says. I had to think about it, calculate it, do it in a safe space and then. And then explain why I said Brett just says it. You know, Kaido should kill them. Like. Oh, God. I don't think you thought that through. That was out loud. Yeah, I don't care. Whatever you want to pick. I like the nothing more. Are you tired of winning? I don't know why somebody put that on there. That's a good one.
- [78:02]
Brady Bogan
Typo.
- [78:05]
John Holmberg
It is. I don't want to be me is a good one too. I haven't heard that five finger song in a while. Wash it all away. We'll go with a little wash it all away for five fingers and only reason why is because it's again. The WNBA couldn't. It would just be great if it just went away. Caitlin Clark should leave and start her own league of just cool players. And she'd be the commissioner of it and she gets to pick Sophie and a couple of the other ones and anybody that's like she should trump the league if you've ever said bad things about me and not in the new Caitlin Clark league. Good luck. If she started her own league, she could prove she's the face of women's basketball and the WNBA would just go away. But you'd have investors, you'd have billionaires going, I'm in on the Caitlin Clark league. And she's like, I'll get like 100 girls to go with me and we'll start like a five team league. Just start and I guarantee you all these other ladies will shape up. And you know who'll be left? Angel Reese. And she'll be over there in Chicago bitching and crying about how she has makes $1,400 in seven days while everybody else makes $1,400 in a week. Actual quote. Y' all don't understand. It takes me seven days to make $1,400. Takes you a week, huh? You're an idiot. Caitlin Clark trump the league. I'm quitting the league. I don't like what people are saying. I'm gonna start my own league with really cool players. Only the good ones. Only like minded cool ones. Starts the whole league. That thing goes gangbusters and WNBA just starts pounding the ground. Get back to work. It's five finger. Wash it all away. It's 98. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. I'm getting a lot of emails that I have to just clear this up. I don't know what the spot is. It was a commercial. Is it the window spot or the Puerto Rican guy? Everybody thinks it's me. It's not.
- [80:15]
Larry McFeely
Yeah, Larry said the same.
- [80:16]
John Holmberg
Larry thought it was too. Larry's like, did you do that? Like that sounds like you doing an impression. It's not. It's just. That's a real dude. I think it's another window company. Is that the. The custom window? Yeah, it's California deluxe windows. And it's. I. I don't have it in front of me. But the guy does this. It's like an Italian, Puerto Rican thing. And people think it's me because at the end he says, I was like, come on, man. I'm like, it would be exactly what I would do in this character. That doesn't seem like real. That's real. And I'll start paying attention to their adds more and maybe we'll have another Tasha and Genie situation with doors and.
- [80:49]
Brady Bogan
Windows a new drama.
- [80:52]
John Holmberg
I miss Tasha and the Genie. I they Great story. They. You know, I don't know if they're still advertising on the boring stations in the building, but I think that they were making hay over here. We were totally invested in the Tasha and Jeannie story, and then they went away. Toledo, just put it on here. We're gonna give him a free. This is. People think this is me. It's. Hi, I'm Aaron, founder of Custom Deluxe Windows. Ever notice when your neighbors get new windows? There is a large black broken stucco, uneven plaster, and even mismatched paint. At Custom Deluxe Windows, we never leave a ring around the window. Why? Because we are one of the only companies in Arizona that custom crafts every window and your home's exact measurements. Almost everyone else on the radio is a distributor. They grab a window from a warehouse, break open your walls, shove it in, and patch things up. Custom Deluxe Windows with polish. Pride in our work. Our installation technique is so precise. We do not break your stucco. Your house could be covered with potato chips and we wouldn't crack one. Nobody's getting cracked at that house either. Your house could be covered in potato.
- [81:59]
Richard Toledo
Chips and he wouldn't crack one.
- [82:01]
John Holmberg
He is from a bad country where they make houses out of chips. Potato chips. They're gentle. But if your house made of potato chips come and then you can. We won't crack your house of cheaps. What a weird thing to say. But no, that is not me. And people are like, are you that Puerto Rican guy? Are you that Italian guy? Are you that Russian guy? And I'm like, I gotta listen to this. Nobody knows who he is. I don't care. I listen to. Look, your house is made of peanut brittle. We put windows in and we do the frosting just so no crack. We make the little lines out of white frosting. It gets harder in the sunshine. You me get the A plus in fourth quarter. Great. Yeah, I wish. We have to cover it in yogurt to keep 5 degrees cooler indoors. And don't get me started about Putin's drones.
- [82:56]
Larry McFeely
Somebody said it sounds like what it sounds like Triumph the insult.
- [83:01]
John Holmberg
It does. Yeah. These windows are perfect for me to poop on. I put in windows so strong. Putin's throne stand no chance and you're in Mesa. What are you worried about Putin's thrones for? Are you out of your mind? Anyway, I wouldn't that the dude just kind of lose train of thought in the middle of a commercial in any way. Me. You're out of your mind. You put in the windows. We do that for you. Why you do it your. Anyway, okay. Call us later. Custom windows. I like this guy doing an Instagram post.
- [83:37]
Brady Bogan
Hope he has a cigar in his mouth.
- [83:39]
John Holmberg
Yeah. What do you. Look. Look at your new windows. What's the company again? Custom deluxe windows.
- [83:45]
Richard Toledo
Okay, I'll find.
- [83:46]
John Holmberg
Why are you looking at me? I just put in windows. Look outside there. Clear the glass part in your wall. Geez. Anyway, it's not me. I wish it was. I hope. I hope he's. I hope he's got a sense of humor. It's a new client. I'm thinking. I haven't heard this before. We probably said, hey, we can get Paul to do your commercials. Why would they. Paul do commercials? I speak the language. I come in right on this. I'll do it. Okay. Anyway.
- [84:18]
Richard Toledo
Parents will know this and sound a little like Dr. Doofenshmirtz from.
- [84:22]
John Holmberg
Yeah, Dr. DoofenshmirtZ is a thing. What was that? That was finishing Ferb. Yeah, that's right. It's okay. Hey, guys, look at your windows. What do you think of them? Are they go they there the first place? Let's start there. Are they. Do you have them? If you don't call me lucky. If you've got cracky ones, do put in new ones. If your house made of lace, I'll come over and they won't break one. He's not on the website?
- [84:49]
Richard Toledo
No, the only person is this little redhead down in the corner. Your little chat bot.
- [84:54]
John Holmberg
Their chat bot. Is she the same? Come on. What are you doing? Oh, so look, if you're here, clearly you're not satisfied with your current window condition. You don't go to a window website if your windows are okay.
- [85:10]
Richard Toledo
No potato houses. No houses on there.
- [85:13]
Brady Bogan
Pretty nice.
- [85:14]
John Holmberg
Hey, look, there's a bad guy peeking in one of the windows. Good news is Putin's thrones will get in before he gets in your house. I don't know what that accent is, but I like him. I'm gonna get some windows from him. I need new doors on a spot in my yard. I should call them up. Your doors are a mess.
- [85:36]
Richard Toledo
Doors in your yard?
- [85:37]
John Holmberg
Yes, I put doors in my yard because I'm in Warhol. It's my sea of doors. If you want to come over and take a look. No, not doors in my yard. I have a. What's wrong with him? He put doors in the yard for. What are you doing? Do you have portal to another dimension, you moron?
- [86:00]
Richard Toledo
Maybe that's him.
- [86:02]
John Holmberg
I hope so.
- [86:02]
Brady Bogan
It's like Monsters, Inc. Yeah, they got doors.
- [86:04]
John Holmberg
You just open the door and the next thing you're on. Pluto. Idiot.
- [86:09]
Larry McFeely
It's a video gallery. Play it.
- [86:11]
John Holmberg
Yeah, play. No videos.
- [86:12]
Richard Toledo
There's no videos.
- [86:13]
Larry McFeely
There's no video on their video gallery.
- [86:14]
Richard Toledo
There's nothing.
- [86:15]
John Holmberg
We need to step that up a little bit. Yeah. I thought our 2060 department handled stuff that like. Like that or do they just collect the cash? Run. Seems like that. You nailed it.
- [86:24]
Richard Toledo
You nailed it.
- [86:25]
John Holmberg
Hey, we'll help you with your video. You do that. If I give you money, will you? Oh, if you give us money, we're going to make some videos. Making it rain at a strip club. What is it you do? What is it going anyway? It's not me. I got like 10 emails in a row. Every time that thing runs, people think it's me. It's not me. Although I kind of wish it was. Maybe next time we'll be the Custom Deluxe Window Brothers. That's my brother. He's a guy to do the windows, too. I'm not as good as you at the windows. Let's be honest. You are good at windows. I am just a guy. Don't sell yourself short, friend. We both do good windows. Just them arguing over who's better at windows.
- [87:07]
Richard Toledo
Overly complimented.
- [87:08]
John Holmberg
Your favorite kind of windows. Oh, I like the clear ones. I like the ones that are a little bit frosted.
- [87:15]
Richard Toledo
Clear ones.
- [87:16]
John Holmberg
Bougie. Yeah, that's clear. I like to look out and see the other side. I do. The frosted ones are neat though. I tell you, we do both anyway. Not me, but I wish it was. And I do like that he said, I'll do the commercials because people are gonna remember it. Custom Deluxe windows. If you're looking for windows right now, that's the place to go. Just try to meet them. That guy Brady pointed out that that Kaiko Roofing is still using Monty, who's been dead for years, because. Really? Yeah, because his name is, you know, synonymous. So.
- [87:50]
Brady Bogan
Heard it the other day.
- [87:51]
Richard Toledo
He like Prince. He has all kinds of archives of his.
- [87:53]
John Holmberg
I guess they just took a clip of him going, we're crazy about quality from the grave.
- [88:01]
Brady Bogan
I didn't know he was gone.
- [88:03]
John Holmberg
And just listen to Monty from the other side. I can't communicate with him because I'm so close to death's door. Pat McMahon. I can see and speak to Monty. Follow the light, he says.
- [88:20]
Brady Bogan
Haven'T been cracked.
- [88:22]
John Holmberg
I haven't been cracked in years. Oh, Pat. Pat McMahon hasn't gotten cracked in a long time. But you know what is cracked the top of Monty's casket. And he says that this. I'm crazy about Quality, quality, quality from the grave. You can't use a dead guy's tagline 15 years later.
- [88:44]
Brady Bogan
It's one of the best taglines.
- [88:45]
John Holmberg
Cuz you never forget the accent. We love accents. It's time now for Brady to give you his affect. It's the Brady Report brought to you by all Pro Shade Concepts. You want some shade in your backyard? Hop on it. These are the guys to do it. Hottest day in August's history is coming this week. We've never had a day in August over 150. And we're gonna have two this week. Yeah, that surprised me too.
- [89:06]
Richard Toledo
When was the 122 record?
- [89:08]
John Holmberg
June 26th or 7th. Something like that. Yeah. And I remember that because it was the Suns had to do their. They did their parade like the day before or something. It was like 120. People forget the day before was just miserable too. But yeah. 116. Frank Caliendo has a theory that the earth's in the wrong spot and they haven't told us and everything moved away.
- [89:30]
Richard Toledo
Month that could be.
- [89:31]
John Holmberg
And it starts to feel like this year's June felt a lot like May. July felt a lot like June. And August is rolling like the old.
- [89:38]
Brady Bogan
July doesn't cool down until November.
- [89:41]
John Holmberg
Right. But it stays a little better into June now at least into May. He's been and kind of kept my eye on that. I'm like he's kind of right because I've lived here a long time. June used to be just miserable. Although last year it was does and now it's kind of okay. July sort of sucks. That used to be when the temperatures would draw you lived here temperatures would drop. I don't know how many Little league games I had forfeited because of the monsoons. Early July and then my birthday was always ruined. July 26 always ruined by a monsoon storm Every time.
- [90:16]
Richard Toledo
July for Little League for Alex was like all star time.
- [90:19]
John Holmberg
Always. Yeah, same. We get an all star. Well I say Little League. I was always in All Stars. So that lasted till August. I mean that was part of it. I signed up in February. I intended to be there till August and I was. But yeah, we got ruined. It doesn't happen anymore. Nobody's kids games get rained out and then August turned into like late August. September. That's when we'll get weird monsoon stuff. If Frank's theory's right and it's starting to kind of make sense anyway. All Pro Shade they Can get that shade on your house for these hot, miserable August days that used to just be 108 and windy. And if it does happen to whip up some wind, you get the automatic ones. They suck themselves back in like a belly on a beach. When the wind gets them, they'll do it themselves. They're kind of self trained to not be in the wind. Like one of those umbrellas you got in your backyard that can float away if you don't have it down or ends up in the pool. Nightmare. All pro shade. It's all done right. 20 years they've been doing it right. They'll do it for you. Free installation, Free estate estimates. All you got to do is go to allprochet.com Brady Report.
- [91:17]
Brady Bogan
Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix.
- [91:19]
John Holmberg
Hello, world. Hi.
- [91:20]
Brady Bogan
Happy National Underwear Day. Hey, wash them up.
- [91:23]
John Holmberg
Yeah, every day. And. And I saw something this morning about what national day it is. Do you have it?
- [91:32]
Brady Bogan
I don't.
- [91:32]
John Holmberg
Okay, never mind. I'm not gonna bring it up.
- [91:34]
Richard Toledo
Oh, is it a food one?
- [91:36]
John Holmberg
Of course.
- [91:37]
Richard Toledo
How did you miss it?
- [91:38]
John Holmberg
Well, more importantly, how did Brett miss it?
- [91:40]
Richard Toledo
Oh, oh, Lasagna gravy. We already did lasagna pasta canoli.
- [91:50]
John Holmberg
I think. I think Brady knows I'm not saying it. Yeah. Happy National Watermelon Day. Calm down. See, I knew it couldn't be done.
- [92:04]
Brady Bogan
I held off.
- [92:08]
John Holmberg
I kind of wanted this. I didn't expect it to be as big. I thought I'd get a snicker out of it. No snicker.
- [92:16]
Richard Toledo
That's an out loud stop it outburst.
- [92:21]
Brady Bogan
Anywho.
- [92:22]
John Holmberg
Exactly. He's uncomfortable. Cinco de Bret.
- [92:26]
Brady Bogan
Some basis. Fun facts. Ireland is the only country that has a smaller population than it did in 1840.
- [92:36]
John Holmberg
Good. I'm not upset at that at all. There are less Irish than ever before. We're winning, guys. This is. This is great. Yeah, well, no, I mean, just generally. That's where they start. Toledo. That's the spring. The Irish spring, as to speak.
- [92:52]
Brady Bogan
Kelsey Grammer has been nominated for an Emmy for playing Fraser Crane in three different TV shows. Shows.
- [92:59]
John Holmberg
There was Cheers.
- [93:00]
Brady Bogan
Cheers, Frazier. Frazier.
- [93:02]
John Holmberg
And then Friends. The second one, I don't know what was the last one?
- [93:05]
Brady Bogan
The spin off.
- [93:06]
John Holmberg
Oh, the new Frasier.
- [93:07]
Brady Bogan
Wings.
- [93:08]
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah. He was on Wings.
- [93:09]
Brady Bogan
I forgot about this one episode cameo.
- [93:11]
John Holmberg
That's right. Wings was. No, it wasn't. But it was in the area and because it was on a half. It was on Frazier, it says.
- [93:20]
Brady Bogan
Which was a spin off.
- [93:21]
John Holmberg
Yes, Fraser's a spin off of Cheers. Wings was on Thursday nights and they Tried to boost it. It was on at 8:30 after Fraser Frazier. And so since it was. Well, it was after Cheers for a little bit.
- [93:33]
Brady Bogan
Girl's name on wings.
- [93:34]
John Holmberg
Her real name was Crystal Bernard.
- [93:35]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, Crystal Bernard.
- [93:37]
John Holmberg
My dad always thought she looked like Elvis and it drove him nuts. And he wouldn't shut up about it. I'm like, she's cute. She's not cute. She looks like Elvis. God, he's kind of right. Anyway, so Frazier used this the. The airplanes. Their airport once because they're up in Nantucket. Wayne's was a good show. Under underrated.
- [93:56]
Brady Bogan
Big Ben isn't the name of the clock or the clock tower in England. It's just the name of one of the bells hanging in the tower. The tower's name is Elizabeth Tower.
- [94:07]
John Holmberg
Yeah, it's a Big Ben. Sorry you lost that battle, Elizabeth. It's a Big Ben.
- [94:11]
Larry McFeely
It's like the Sears Tower. It's the Sears Tower. It's not the Willis Tower.
- [94:13]
John Holmberg
Willis Tower doesn't make sense.
- [94:19]
Brady Bogan
All right, here's the latest TikTok hack supposed to help you. Your vacuum pick up more dirt by weighing it down. The item you put on your vacuum.
- [94:32]
Richard Toledo
Barbell.
- [94:33]
Brady Bogan
A watermelon.
- [94:34]
John Holmberg
Is that true?
- [94:35]
Brady Bogan
Yes.
- [94:36]
John Holmberg
Wait a minute. You put a watermelon on your vacuum and it makes it harder.
- [94:39]
Brady Bogan
The video is racking up millions of views. The woman who post it says it.
- [94:44]
John Holmberg
Does get that video. Give me that video immediately.
- [94:50]
Brady Bogan
You gotta balance it on there pretty good.
- [94:52]
John Holmberg
What's your name?
- [94:54]
Brady Bogan
Tom's Guide tested it out and said it does seem to help the vacuum pick up more dirt.
- [95:00]
Larry McFeely
Yeah, there's more weight.
- [95:01]
Brady Bogan
Slow. It didn't necessarily. Or the melon would roll off immediately.
- [95:05]
John Holmberg
Right? Yeah. You got to tape it down.
- [95:07]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. They said using watermelon up. The fun factor of that vacuuming.
- [95:15]
John Holmberg
Yeah, sure. Yeah, there it is right there. Watermelon on a watermelon on a vacuum.
- [95:26]
Larry McFeely
It's a Gilbert mom vacuum.
- [95:27]
John Holmberg
I saw that saw hands with those manicured giant red fingernails. I need to see her ass to know who lives with her. Right there.
- [95:38]
Richard Toledo
Oh, yeah.
- [95:43]
John Holmberg
I guarantee you that is a fully Mormon family because there isn't a single brother out there allowing that waste of good food.
- [95:50]
Brady Bogan
What are you doing?
- [95:51]
John Holmberg
Where to go? What are you putting that on the vacuum cleaner for? Dirty. That's when the dirt goes.
- [95:58]
Larry McFeely
Put that jar. Mayonnaise on there.
- [95:59]
John Holmberg
I ain't use your food. Here's your bland ass. Chicken and mayonnaise. Put that on the veggies vacuum.
- [96:09]
Brady Bogan
A new law just went into effect in Louisiana that bans people from driving below the speed limit in the left lane on highways, you can get cited for being just one mile per hour under the speed limit.
- [96:22]
John Holmberg
Good.
- [96:23]
Brady Bogan
Drivers will face 150 bucks on their first offense, 250 on their second, 350 on their third. And at that point you could easily even be facing some jail time.
- [96:34]
Larry McFeely
Good.
- [96:35]
John Holmberg
Why you can go to jail for going 47 on the freeway so long. Megan. I'm not bailing her out either. She's going to learn this lesson. 47 would be a dream speed. I can ride my. Sometimes I pass her on the road not realizing on my bicycle I was going to beat you to the restaurant.
- [96:56]
Brady Bogan
The New York posted a story on how more and more studies have found juggling can boost brain health and it can even count as exercise. It helps with everything from hand eye coordination to balance. A neuroscientist explained it changes how quickly you react to objects and how well you coordinate between two hands and how you keep your posture under control. Just juggling two balls can have a positive effect.
- [97:25]
John Holmberg
Effect.
- [97:27]
Brady Bogan
But a study found 20, 22 that all of the 20 seniors in a group were eventually able to juggle three balls. And it just took a little more practice.
- [97:38]
John Holmberg
Most ever got up to was 5 and I tried 4 the other day and it's. I. It's gone. That is a perishable skill. I can do three all day. I got to four which is just kind of doubles. Five is a common constant. Five five's tricky because you just got three in the air at once. But it's just a rainbow. You're making a circle. You're not really. Some people can do it. I couldn't do that.
- [98:02]
Brady Bogan
You can burn up to 280 calories per hour. That's roughly what you'd get from an hour long walk.
- [98:13]
John Holmberg
I used to all. All day basically baseball. Sit in that dugout and just juggle when we weren't playing. Oh, two in one hands. That's the most fun. Doing two in both. Or you got two in each hand. Oh, then you can start doing fours.
- [98:29]
Brady Bogan
I don't know if you saw this yesterday, but a pest control company in North Yorkshire, England removed a rat from someone's house. From tip of the tail to the nose. Those 22 inches long, 2 foot size of a small cat. There it is bagged up.
- [98:49]
John Holmberg
Oh man, that's huge. That's a rat.
- [98:53]
Brady Bogan
That's a rat.
- [98:55]
John Holmberg
Where was this?
- [98:56]
Brady Bogan
In Yorkshire. North Yorkshire, England.
- [98:58]
John Holmberg
Oh, the plague is coming back. That's a groundhog or a gopher. Look at that.
- [99:04]
Brady Bogan
I gotta see more size. That's only in the bag. Pull that thing out.
- [99:12]
John Holmberg
What?
- [99:13]
Brady Bogan
There's a guy.
- [99:16]
Richard Toledo
That's an otter.
- [99:18]
John Holmberg
It does. It looks like an otter.
- [99:21]
Brady Bogan
This 65 year old dude from Nebraska, Edward Sinner, got arrested on Thursday after cops found him sitting on the floor of a public bathroom with his junk out. Also had a bag of meth on him. It was a bathroom at a public park. Grand Island, Nebraska, about 90 miles west of Lincoln. Someone apparently found him and they're doing what he was doing and then they called 91 1.
- [99:46]
John Holmberg
He was doing what he was doing, whatever that was.
- [99:49]
Brady Bogan
According to the police, there were also other items found next to him that had been he'd been using for sexual gratification. So lots of sinning going on with Mr. Sinner.
- [100:03]
John Holmberg
Did you say pine con cone?
- [100:05]
Brady Bogan
No, they didn't say.
- [100:06]
John Holmberg
Oh, I thought you said.
- [100:07]
Brady Bogan
They found all other items next to him on the floor that he was using.
- [100:13]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [100:14]
Brady Bogan
Turned out he had already been banned from all public parks in the area. He's facing charges for secondary trespassing, public indecency.
- [100:23]
John Holmberg
I don't think that dude is big on rules. So banning him did nothing. If he's willing to whip his dick out and do meth in a park. Banning him from the parks. I'm like, you can't go in there. Got to follow that rule. He's. He's way past like barriers.
- [100:37]
Brady Bogan
What does Edward Sinner look like?
- [100:40]
John Holmberg
What color is this crime?
- [100:41]
Richard Toledo
Edward Sinner.
- [100:42]
Brady Bogan
Edward.
- [100:42]
John Holmberg
Because he's clearly white. Naked. Crystal meth. He's a white guy, balding, long hair, Mullet. I'd say. Yeah, he looks a little bit like Trevor from Grand Theft Auto.
- [100:56]
Larry McFeely
I'm going to say John Gordon before he shaved his head.
- [100:58]
John Holmberg
Exactly. That's a. Oh my God. What is that? Is that a white. One of Santa's elves laying naked in.
- [101:04]
Brady Bogan
The bathroom floor with items coming out of the.
- [101:06]
John Holmberg
Is that Danny Elfman? Who is that and what color is he?
- [101:10]
Richard Toledo
I was just gonna ask that.
- [101:12]
John Holmberg
He looks a little like George Washington Carver. And he does Santa.
- [101:18]
Brady Bogan
I mean, that's not a good mug. Shat. Mug shot.
- [101:22]
John Holmberg
Mug sh. Tin roof. Rusted. That's a mug shot. Morning sickness medicate. Kupd. Holmberg's morning sickness mug Shack in mud shack. Sign says stay away fools. Cause love rules at the Mahog Shack.
- [101:51]
Brady Bogan
We'll see it in a minute on Brad's video. There's a zoo in Denmark. It's in the news. After asking people to donate their pets so they can feed the Lions.
- [102:02]
John Holmberg
I thought when I first read this.
- [102:04]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [102:04]
John Holmberg
That it was pets who had already passed. It is not the Zeus says they'll euthanize the pets peacefully for you.
- [102:12]
Brady Bogan
The Alberg All Borg Zoo in northern Denmark. They made the appeal on Facebook. Facebook Thursday they said you donate your smaller pets.
- [102:23]
Richard Toledo
It needs to be a.
- [102:24]
John Holmberg
Like a big. Like a goat though. No. I lost their minds.
- [102:27]
Brady Bogan
But they said they don't want cats and dogs. Turns out they're just looking for pet rabbits, chickens, guinea pigs, small horses.
- [102:36]
John Holmberg
No, no. You have a small horse to give them.
- [102:39]
Brady Bogan
Don't worry though.
- [102:40]
John Holmberg
They euthanize.
- [102:41]
Brady Bogan
Put them down.
- [102:41]
John Holmberg
But the thing I didn't understand was it's like we want the animals to feed, feel like what it's like to eat in the wild again. But they don't find like euthanized horses. Right.
- [102:50]
Brady Bogan
Well, they want the animals to be, you know, like fur and all. So they.
- [102:55]
John Holmberg
Right.
- [102:55]
Brady Bogan
It's better for them.
- [102:56]
John Holmberg
That's up to them. Just because they've been pouring kibble. Put some hair on it.
- [103:02]
Brady Bogan
So if you're trying to go get your guinea pig.
- [103:06]
John Holmberg
If you're tired of that guinea pig. Yeah. You're sick of it.
- [103:10]
Richard Toledo
If you, if you lost it in.
- [103:12]
John Holmberg
The divorce.
- [103:14]
Richard Toledo
I don't know what the.
- [103:16]
John Holmberg
Hell kind of sad divorce is that you keep the guinea pig that nobody's going, I'm digging my heels on the guinea pig. Come on, Toledo. Getting divorced and I'm gonna lose everything. That guinea pig is mine.
- [103:34]
Brady Bogan
I didn't see this movie, but it was Marriage Story. It was with Adam Driver and Scarlett. Johan Hanson had a big argument in it. Knock down, drag out argument. The U.S. department of Agriculture is using that argument, the audio to scare wolves away from livestock farms. The they have drones with thermal cameras that seek out wolves lurking in the darkness. And when they find one, a loudspeaker blasts alarming sounds like fireworks, gunshots, people arguing. It's where Adam and Scarlett come in. They also use AC DC's Thunderstruck. The USDA officials say it's been very effective.
- [104:19]
John Holmberg
I just spin the wheel of what they're going to play next.
- [104:21]
Brady Bogan
One location, Oregon. 11 cows were killed by wolves in a 20 day period. After they sent the drones out, only two cows were killed in the next 85 days.
- [104:32]
John Holmberg
The cow seemed cool with it. They don't run.
- [104:35]
Brady Bogan
No. But the wolves take off.
- [104:37]
John Holmberg
Kind of like cow's fault, isn't it?
- [104:41]
Larry McFeely
I should just play that Japanese artist that thriller went to go see.
- [104:45]
John Holmberg
Otto. Otto. Ado Otto.
- [104:47]
Larry McFeely
It's Ada or Yoko or Whatever, you know.
- [104:50]
John Holmberg
So it was like Otto Ado. I called her Adu too, but it's Otto. She's horrible. Yeah, just throw some Yoko at him. Just put Yoko scarecrows all over the place. The wolves won't go anywhere near it. It.
- [105:01]
Brady Bogan
I got a couple of quick brainy videos. First one is someone's too big to be riding a bull.
- [105:08]
John Holmberg
Oh, God. It's a fat lady on one of those. On a baby bull. The bull dies, the bull dies.
- [105:14]
Larry McFeely
This she tries to get back on.
- [105:16]
John Holmberg
It's a poor bull's just trying to get away. She's a 400 pound Mexican woman on a small bull. And the bull tries to run and collapses under patted up its horns.
- [105:26]
Larry McFeely
How's she gonna complain she didn't get cracked?
- [105:30]
John Holmberg
That bull needs a chiropractor. What kind of future does that bull have now? It was written to the ground like so many Mexican men by a big fat woman.
- [105:41]
Brady Bogan
This is some WNBA practice if you can do this.
- [105:44]
John Holmberg
Okay.
- [105:45]
Brady Bogan
These are this new sport. This, these darts that you throw.
- [105:48]
John Holmberg
Mike's just sitting there all resting. They're throwing them from the crowd onto a table, trying to stick it to a bald man's head. These suction cup darts. You got him. That's the noise your hand made when you smack the back of my head.
- [106:03]
Brady Bogan
Yep.
- [106:04]
John Holmberg
Throwing suction cup darts at a bald man from.
- [106:10]
Larry McFeely
It's called the pop darts league.
- [106:11]
John Holmberg
Yeah. This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. If we could just make these dildos and land them on the wn NBA court and stick them. That. That noise is unmistakable. As a bald man. As a bald man, I know when something's been smashed into the back of my head and stuck. And that noise is the noise that makes. That is a Pop darts is a real league.
- [106:32]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [106:33]
John Holmberg
So they just.
- [106:34]
Brady Bogan
I don't know how. I think you try to get it.
- [106:36]
John Holmberg
Close to it or try to land it on the table. And that guy just did it.
- [106:41]
Brady Bogan
There's like the. The jack dart right there in the center.
- [106:44]
John Holmberg
Center. That's what I'm saying. You got to land it on that dart. Right. Is that what they're trying to do?
- [106:48]
Brady Bogan
Or close to it.
- [106:51]
John Holmberg
I guess the closest one. Get a measure. We don't need the measure. So it's closest to the. Closest to the. To the jack. People attend this. Look at that. And by the way, each one of those dudes, they each threw three darts. All of them stuck. Yeah. And it's not against a wall. It's on the floor.
- [107:12]
Richard Toledo
Flat table.
- [107:16]
John Holmberg
That is awesome. Go to hell. Whoops. Sorry. Homer didn't like it. Okay, here's a rare one. I want to watch this. They get this over on KD West. That's place got a chance.
- [107:29]
Richard Toledo
This has got to be on the oo.
- [107:31]
John Holmberg
Oh, there's two.
- [107:32]
Brady Bogan
First one underneath.
- [107:34]
John Holmberg
He leaned it. It's leaning on the jack. The crowd goes crazy. They bring signs.
- [107:39]
Larry McFeely
Fender bender.
- [107:40]
Brady Bogan
Good one, Mike.
- [107:42]
John Holmberg
That's awesome. Is that coming to. Can we clear out the Phoenix arena tonight for their Silly girl game and put this together.
- [107:49]
Brady Bogan
Sounds like it's on espn, too.
- [107:50]
John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah. The OO has a lot. They have a wiffle ball and they have that one greased up slide where people are going to die before it's all over. But it is fun. They have to climb it. And it's a wavy slide, and it's just covered in KY jelly. And kids sometimes, and they're just getting. Somebody will get way ahead and then lose it. And they come down at 88 miles an hour and just bowl everybody. Awesome. All right, I'd watch that. See how much pop darts. That's worth buying for your house.
- [108:22]
Richard Toledo
Four player, 34 bucks.
- [108:24]
John Holmberg
All right, get on that, Brett. What do you got? All right.
- [108:33]
Larry McFeely
Start here. A little bull ride.
- [108:34]
John Holmberg
Another bull fighting fat Mexican on the back of this bull's just chasing the guy around a neighborhood. He falls down. Then the bulls got him up against the house. Oh, he's got it. I don't remember this. It's taking his drawers off. It's pushing them all over the streets. The dirt streets of this cruddy town with bulls in the road. And he is just getting mashed. And again, grabbing the tail seems to be. That seems to be the technique and of choice.
- [108:58]
Larry McFeely
All right, remember this next time you're digging in Brady, all right?
- [109:03]
John Holmberg
He's got a couple of dough balls. Those weird. Oh, God. Oh, God. Is that AI? He.
- [109:09]
Larry McFeely
I don't know.
- [109:09]
John Holmberg
He opened one of those gross Japanese dessert things, those doughy, weird Japanese balls. And tons of spiders came out.
- [109:17]
Richard Toledo
That's crabs.
- [109:18]
John Holmberg
So Those are crabs. You're right. What in the world? How did that happen? Oh, there's somebody's hand in. We didn't even see that. Oh, it's an Asian lady. She looks very concerned.
- [109:34]
Brady Bogan
How do you back that out?
- [109:38]
John Holmberg
Oh, man. Back that ass up. She got it all the way in there to the mid forearm. Oh, my God. That was horrible. All right, next one. Jesus, Brett, you're quick. Today a gigantic fat lady eating the whole German chocolate cake. It's all over her face. She Is gross. And she's being pleased by a thing you throw at a WNBA game. And did you notice that the thing that was pleasing her, the dildo, was attached to a ten foot pole? Because that's as close as a dude will get to her. Show that again. The guy didn't even have the decency to hand do it. He tied a pole to it and stood far away. Or they ditched the machine. Oh, she's got the controls. Yeah, because nobody wants to be in a room with that. Look at the size of that broad. She did her hair. Why? Oh, she's eating a whole German chocolate cake. It's all over.
- [110:39]
Larry McFeely
And they found footage of the Gilbert goons. This is Hayden, Braden, Caden, Hannah, and Hannah.
- [110:44]
John Holmberg
Okay. Oh, geez, Gilbert. What in the world? All right. One of the dudes is banging another dude. One dude is. And then the girl in the middle is just kind of a. A spacer between the.
- [111:00]
Richard Toledo
She getting.
- [111:02]
Larry McFeely
No, no, she's getting it from Braden.
- [111:03]
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah. The other Braden's giving her one. Yeah, Little Braden's giving it to the girl in the middle who's just leaning up the. It's guy, girl, girl, guy, guy. And the dude in the back is handing it to little Braden. Little Braden's not going to be the same.
- [111:18]
Larry McFeely
No.
- [111:23]
John Holmberg
I would like position one in that. By the way, if that ever happens with us. I want the first spot. I don't want to be the guy in the back.
- [111:30]
Larry McFeely
And here's a little spongebob stuff for you.
- [111:33]
John Holmberg
All right. There's a lady in the ocean. She's banging a Patrick starfish toy right there at the beach. Doing it from behind. Now Patrick's head is being used as a sex toy in public.
- [111:49]
Richard Toledo
That might be at Lake Pleasant.
- [111:50]
John Holmberg
It does look like a lake. This is wrong. The kids toy.
- [111:58]
Larry McFeely
And we'll just end with this one.
- [111:59]
John Holmberg
All right, Just don't that. All right. Hi, lovely people.
- [112:05]
Brady Bogan
I'm gonna make sweet and sour peppers.
- [112:07]
John Holmberg
Look at that. Real. There you go. I can't explain.
- [112:18]
Brady Bogan
It looks like an Anaheim pepper.
- [112:22]
John Holmberg
Come on. Come on. Stop it. Oh, we can't explain it. I can't explain this to you guys. Okay? It is a.
- [112:41]
Larry McFeely
Let me play it again for you.
- [112:42]
John Holmberg
Okay.
- [112:43]
Brady Bogan
People are going to make sweet and sour peppers.
- [112:46]
John Holmberg
It's a big. It's a pepper where a woman's lady button should be. And it's a. About. Looks like a dog's red rod. It looks like a dog's pee pee. And it's sticking out of the top underneath. She's got A real girl part. And then some lady's face or guy's face that's got a little mustache on it. Starts to work.
- [113:06]
Brady Bogan
This.
- [113:07]
John Holmberg
It looks like it's skinned. Oh. It doesn't look like human skin. There's nothing about this. That's good. All right. I don't know what that guy's doing. Doing. Oh, that's the weirdest thing I've ever.
- [113:21]
Larry McFeely
Screensaver.
- [113:24]
John Holmberg
Oh, God.
- [113:27]
Larry McFeely
I guess we'll just end with that one.
- [113:28]
John Holmberg
You got another one? No, no, that's good.
- [113:30]
Larry McFeely
That's it.
- [113:31]
John Holmberg
Yeah. I've never seen anything like that. That's a new one. I've never seen a lady button hard and six and a half inches long that made dudes jealous. Possible for that to prolapse.
- [113:44]
Richard Toledo
It's not right. Because that's what it looked like.
- [113:46]
John Holmberg
The thing underneath could.
- [113:47]
Richard Toledo
Oh, the underneath.
- [113:48]
John Holmberg
Yeah. She's got a hole. And then the. The lady button is like a.
- [113:53]
Richard Toledo
Right on top.
- [113:54]
John Holmberg
Right. Number two pencil on the pink. And then that thing that was kissing it.
- [114:01]
Brady Bogan
Get the horn out of the way.
- [114:03]
John Holmberg
Down there in the wishing unicorn. Kissing. Kiss. Wishing it was Terence Trent Darby. Okay, gross. That one's rattled me. It's 8. 19. Still got that Pantera thing looming. Haven't done that yet. Keep your ears open. It's your Brady report leaving. Thank God it's 98. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this. Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Beef stick in my mouth. Hold on. I'm gonna stop having all these delicious snacks laying around.
- [114:56]
Larry McFeely
Play that KDKB drop now.
- [114:57]
Brady Bogan
Constantly have a beef stick in your mouth.
- [115:00]
John Holmberg
That is true. It is a KDKB moment, isn't it? I've got a bee stick in my mouth. 93. 3 all DZ. There we go. Oh, Making all new drops. Damn it. That'll do.
- [115:18]
Larry McFeely
Too much beef in your mouth.
- [115:21]
John Holmberg
More sticky. Man, that's not good. All right. I took a bite right as I thought. The crescendo to the ACDC song was a little longer than it is. It weren't. I'm getting a lot of emails of people who are like. And you're 100%. This Josh guy has got me going. He says, brady's story about people donating their pets to this stupid zoo so the animals can feel like they're in the wild. Here's an idea. Put them back in the wild. Euthanize the pets that you want to make feel like they're in the wild instead of euthanizing more house pets to feed these bigger house pets. Total truth right there. Total, absolute truth. Why in the world would you take pets from people's homes? Shetland ponies, euthanize them and then throw them to lions to make them feel like they're in the wild. That isn't anything. I don't get it. I'll never get it. I get the looky loo factor. But don't act like you're seeing them up close in their natural environments. It's like going to jail and taking a look at prisoners wandering around looking, oh, there's Jodi Arias. Ooh, this isn't how she acts. Normally. You're not seeing them in their normal anything. They're just laying there looking at you like, I hate it. I hate this. Making them paint and stuff. Never once have you been on a safari in Africa and the elephant's got a brush with a chain around its back leg hucking out paintings so somebody can make 50 grand for conservation. You want conservation? Stop stealing them. Simple stuff. I don't understand. But Josh, I'm with you. And he's got me all fired up here on my emails. Also got one lady that was mad at me about me encouraging dildo throwing at WNBA games. And again in the safest possible manner, she said, I just think it's funny, but you can't tell people to throw things things. You're gonna get in trouble. No, I'm not. I can tell people to throw things. If they do it, they're idiots. But I can tell you to do it. And I can offer prizes for my company, Hubbard Broadcasting, of upwards of $10,000. If you get one of those dildos, you throw it backflip style and it sticks like these dart guys and put it on the court and have it stick for the simple fact that it's gonna take at least three tugs for somebody to get it off the. Off the wood. And that right there, there is worth it for all of it. So I've recently learned that you can go and just volunteer people's money for any reason whatsoever. And I found that out through work. And so I'm going to do it back. You don't even have to talk to him about it, evidently. Just do it. And then. Is it true? You've seen it. It's the rumor. You don't have to say a word to him. You just go, hey, by the way, I. I promised this to. I'm like, oh, I'll do that. Too. So they'll give you ten grand if you stick one on the court. But you got to stick it can't just land. Just land.
- [118:24]
Larry McFeely
Tripp's gonna love cutting that.
- [118:25]
John Holmberg
Well, he's got to. We have to do it. It just stick and then that guy's go. And it comes off the court. And that is the way things work in the world. So, lady, no, I'm not encouraging anyone to throw it. I do find it hysterical when dildos get. Hey, what just happened? We got a thing.
- [118:48]
Brady Bogan
Something's going on.
- [118:52]
John Holmberg
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You know what that means? 585-9800 is the phone number. If the phones work, there's nothing here does. We're busy giving money away to other things other than the goddamn phone company fix. These phones have been broken for 10 years. But when you guys call too much, it overloads the phone. So this is. There they all go, Brett. So far, so good. Let's see. Tenth caller, five eight five nine thousand eight hundred, you, my friend, will qualify to escort Pantera on stage at their show coming up here on August 26th. That talking stick Resort amphitheater by the by. That walk on stage from the dressing room to the stage is pretty cool. And when you get on that, it is a pretty neat walk. Well, it depends on which one they're coming from, because it can cut you through that side thing. Still a nice walk, though. So you get to go from their dressing room out that little weird hallway. You're gonna walk kind of inside out for a second if you go that one way. Or you just cut right across that side. Yeah, they have. And then you're gonna do the flashlights for them. You'll walk Pantera on stage. You'll feel that booming energy. No performers rush feels better than the initial pop of a crowd 10,000 strong, for sure. I mean, that's gonna be a big crowd and Talking Stick a load up. You're get yourself one of the security flashlights as you are a security detail member. As you escort them up there. You get your flashlight, you give it back. You get on down there. They give you tickets and they say, hey, hop into the photo pit, which is right in front. You will be standing with Phil and the gang from Pantera right there on stage. Beautiful thing. If you are our grand prize winner right now, you'll qualify. We'll give you a pair of tickets and get this thing going. How about that? Also going to get Pantera shirt stuff. Like, they're going to give you some swag. Maybe even get the boys to autograph it. Now, the one rule that they have in Pantera's rule, not our rule. We don't normally care, and this is almost in a weird way, banning all Native Americans. You must be sober. You must be sober to meet Pantera. They will not tolerate anybody who's had a couple pops. Don't risk it. Got that guy emailing this morning with a weed. Don't we don't. We don't know. But I don't think it's a good idea. Go in. Do you know what sober means? Unaffected by substance. Don't do it.
- [121:20]
Brady Bogan
I have to bring the SOBE woman.
- [121:23]
John Holmberg
Adderall and I take, like, two. No. Do not change the chemical makeup of your body that day till after you get into that photo pit. Drink like a bottle of Baron Jager. I don't care what you've got.
- [121:41]
Larry McFeely
Crush on a bar, especially in that heat.
- [121:43]
John Holmberg
Tough choice to go to right there. That made me a little sick, too, when it fell out of my mouth. I'm like, ah, it's not one I would go to.
- [121:51]
Brady Bogan
And a minimum of three songs, I think, in the photo pit, if you.
- [121:55]
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah. If you start acting good and you're.
- [121:57]
Brady Bogan
Not probably there, you could be there longer.
- [121:59]
John Holmberg
Nobody's going to pay attention. All right, everybody out. Like, they're probably going to get. Stick around the whole time. Any way you look at it, just. This is awesome. And thanks to Larry McFeely, our. Our humble but lovable boss man who got this whole thing put together. And, man, oh, man, has he been doing some handshake deals with these guys at Q Prime to get you guys backstage in cool ways. We've been complaining that backstage is nothing for years. Start doing stuff like this. This is great. Get to be part of it instead of just standing there getting pushed up against walls. Lots of it. 10th caller, 585-9800. That is what we're looking to do right now. Good luck to all of you. Somebody's going to Pantera. Holmberg's morning sickness. It's. Who is our winner, Bert, who won? We got a winner for the Pantera thing.
- [122:52]
Larry McFeely
Marcus Mape.
- [122:53]
John Holmberg
Marcus Mape, yes, Is the champion. He got today's Pantera tickets and. And will be now qualified as one of the 10 people that could possibly. The only one out of the 10 qualifiers that could go up there and be part of Pantera security detail. Everybody's seemingly very excited about this contest, save for one William Line Fiber. William emails a lot, and most of the time it's very funny. William's got a. He's sharp around the edges is what we'll say. He's got some. He's got some rough elbows. I think he comes at you a little strong sometimes. This one says, I'm trying to enter your gay ass Pantera promotion just to turn it down. No way I'm going to Pantera concert sober. Then spending 25 bucks per beer to catch up after the show is basically over. Well, why take that away from someone else? You're gonna win just to say no. Yeah. Cause I wanna be addicted, everyone. Then just don't play. He also emailed me yesterday when we had the contest of, you know, the what would Brady do? That guy was in debt to just about everybody. And his one friend he owes three grand to said, if you give me a hand job, we'll call it even. Humiliate him at the same time, get a little something out of it. And William emails, goes, I hate when you guys play these stupid what if gay, gay homo f word games. They get into our heads. I'm broke and I'm not jerking off. A homo F word for 3K. Not a friend, not stranger danger. I wouldn't even do it for 3 million. Now. 3 billion, where we meet and where's the cameras? I don't care. But you wouldn't pay me 3 billion to beat a guy off. You do it. A chick would do it for free if you had that kind of money, right? Your logic is proving my point, William. Every man has a price. Yours is ridiculous. But I'd be, I would say, hard pressed. If a dude with a suitcase with $3 million rolled up plopped down in front of you and said, jerk me off. Most guys would pretty much put away all that homophobia for a second.
- [124:58]
Richard Toledo
We do it dry.
- [124:58]
John Holmberg
You need lotion. Just bit right into that hand. You want to spit in my hand? Go ahead, you do it.
- [125:03]
Richard Toledo
I'm filming this.
- [125:05]
John Holmberg
Thank you. I'll use yours. But yeah, that's my point. And this dude price is a lot lower than your. It isn't to see what makes you gay, it's what makes you a millionaire. That's not such a bad way to get there. Think about it. Think about it all day, William. And I understand that there's a lot of people, you know, you might want to consider that you have a bit of a substance abuse issue. Is if you're emailing me, a little angry that I said you have to go to the Pantera show sober to meet him and you don't even have tickets to the show and you're already mad. That pisses me off. Where you're gonna go? No, what are you mad about? And get drunk at home and play their albums. Yeah, but fighting for alcoholics everywhere. I don't like when people say stay sober. Even if it's just metaphoric. It's crazy. Charles from Aftermath. Great restaurant, Born and Bred. He's got that one to. Just as I'm with 2 people right now. Says 30k will do the trick. All right, well, there you go. If you want to go over there. Aftermath on 16th street in Bethany, Ashford. Charles, if you've got three stacks of ten.
- [126:18]
Brady Bogan
On my way.
- [126:20]
John Holmberg
He'll introduce you to the sous chef and then you go into his office. It could happen. Well, congratulations to our winner today, Marcus. Hopefully he isn't here to sabotage the entire Pantera A thing for his own personal drunken needs. I don't understand that.
- [126:39]
Richard Toledo
What's the victory there? Backstaging them?
- [126:42]
John Holmberg
No, you just don't to say. Right. Like, I just. I'm turning it down. It's the. If I can't have it, no one can. Well, control all. We're all. I think it's a reasonable request. It's right here, written on the bottom of the page with the info on it. Must be sober, winner must be. And then in parentheses at the time of the event. It doesn't say all the time. In fact, if you want to really risk it and your alcoholism's just screaming at you, get drunk that morning, sober up during the day, meet Pantera about 8, 9 o'. Clock. You should be good. I know that's pushing it. You know, walk them up on stage and then run to the bar after. The problem is, you're like, gotta sit through three songs first. What am I gonna do? You'll be all right.
- [127:33]
Larry McFeely
Yeah. They're not telling you to go to AA or anything?
- [127:35]
John Holmberg
Yeah. It's a couple hours. This isn't leaving Las Vegas. You're going to make it.
- [127:41]
Brady Bogan
Thought it was a reasonable request.
- [127:43]
John Holmberg
It's a wildly reasonable request. Please don't be drunk. You do it like your work has. I know you think this is dumb, but your work has that request every day. Every single day. Your work basically says, please don't be drunk. And for the most part. Part.
- [127:57]
Brady Bogan
For the. The amount of time you're working, even.
- [128:00]
John Holmberg
If you're part time, I don't show up drunk. Don't get drunk while you're here. Then when you're done, do whatever you want. It is a reasonable Request. If they're asking you to do a little. Perform a little job for them. That's kind of important is don't be drunk. We don't want you wandering around on the stage. We don't want to wrangle you or. It's a reasonable thing. You're you. At some point, point in your day, every day, somebody says, please don't be drunk for this. Like, without saying it. Like it's an assumed, you know, you want to go to lunch with your dad? Sure. I hope I don't have to say this, but I'm going to just in case. Don't show up drunk. I'm like, that's just a thing.
- [128:42]
Larry McFeely
Whatever, man.
- [128:43]
John Holmberg
Whatever, dude. Already have a mother, you prick. Yeah, so it's a reason Pantera is not being unreasonable by asking you to not be drunk. I know. William's going nuts right now. Home. He's. If he can, you know, if he hasn't spilt his Jagermeister all over his keyboard and ruined it, he's pounding on it right now. An angry letter. And I suggest, William, that you send this letter through the WNBA fandom X Factor page just because they, like when people yell about me.
- [129:12]
Larry McFeely
Sherry will help you type it up.
- [129:14]
John Holmberg
Sherry will get it for you. Also had a suggestion that for the $10,000 that Hubbard is promising the next person to stick a dildo to a WNBA court, he said, what about a parachute? Now, again, we've been over this. Flying dildos are funny no matter where they are. Parachuting dildos, the 181st or whatever. I don't know what you'd call that. 82nd Airborne. If I saw a slow parachute with a dick falling onto an NBA course, I might have to go home because the tears and the tummy ache would be ridiculous.
- [129:51]
Richard Toledo
Especially if it gets cost caught in a draft.
- [129:53]
John Holmberg
You want to talk about an oblique workout? Especially because the people would see it go, all right, stop the game. As it slowly floats down. And then they wave at it in the air like it's a butterfly. They're not going to catch it the first few times. There's going to bat it around a little bit. Crowd would be losing their minds. That's cork and a bat. We can't have parachutes on the dildos.
- [130:15]
Larry McFeely
Plus, it would be coming down so slow, somebody could grab it before it sticks, too. So it might not.
- [130:19]
John Holmberg
Yeah, well, that's the risk you run. That's true. I still say you get that good old fashioned backflip and try to spin it and knock it down. It's like playing jarts if it sticks.
- [130:31]
Brady Bogan
Oh, like. Like you're doing with a water bottle.
- [130:34]
John Holmberg
Yeah, like. Well, that was the whole idea. The challenge was those kids that were flipping water bottles and trying to land. Do that with one of those sex toys that they're chucking at the WNBA girls. And again, keep it safe. Do not throw those at the players. Wait for them to go down there and miss all their shots on the other end and then scramble around for the rebounds. You got plenty of time of them one on one end of the court because half of them are on the ground by the time the ball's in the air. Look, it isn't even about missing. They all fall down. There'll be like three of them laying down. Down. You'll have time to stick one on the unused portion of that and then the ref will have to get it. If you stick it. Send us video proof it's you to be bogan@98kUpd b o g e n b bogan@98kUpd.com fired over there. And. And then we'll make the request through our accounting that our company gives you money because that's how that works. Just go in there and go, hey, I promised you guys would pay here for my stipend. I. I need you to go ahead and give this away. I gave your money away. Well, that's bad. Why are you upset when people do it to you? I don't get it. We got hot releases coming up in just moments. It's 98. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of you. Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail on this W. I'm so excited. I'm still beaming from having been part of the WNBA fan page on Twitter X or as I like to call it, Twix. Yeah, they got mad at me for saying the dildo thing's hilarious because it's is. And then a guy named Gregory Carlson just said, I thought you'd appreciate this. He saw on Dave Mason's Twitter page, it says what. What would deter. It's a poll, Brady. It says, what would deter you from throwing a green dildo on the floor of a WNBA game? That the deterrence would be one year ban of attending games in all the stadiums or being forced to go to 20 WNBA games in one season. 90% of the respondents said that having to go to the games would be a much worse punishment than being Banned for a year. And I agree completely. Being forced to go to WNBA games. Well, maybe that's what they should do. Fans remember, anything thrown onto the court is a mandatory 20 game visitation. You must attend 20 games. Games. Please refrain from throwing anything on the floor or you'll be here a lot. Don't you dare. Don't even drop popcorn.
- [133:23]
Larry McFeely
I'd be throwing the guy next to.
- [133:24]
John Holmberg
Me out on the court in no way. I'm not. I'm turning away from the court just in case something flies off of me. Mandatory attendance is the punishment for anything launched at the players. Never gonna launch a thing at them. They're safe. Safe. That's the safest thing ever.
- [133:42]
Brady Bogan
And you have to go by yourself.
- [133:46]
Larry McFeely
In full Mercury gear.
- [133:49]
John Holmberg
Also, you could never talk about it on your radio show the next day. Oh, you got to wear the Mercury jersey. Are you okay? What's wrong with you? I'm gonna take your microphone away. What's a Jersey?
- [134:00]
Larry McFeely
Get your F150 taken away. And you have to drive an outback to every game too.
- [134:03]
John Holmberg
See, he's killing it over here. What are you doing? Jerseries? We've already got a Brady. Knock it off, thief. Yeah, exactly. Ste. He's hacking. He's. He's aping your stuff, man. That's Brady's character. Yeah. That would have to make you go. Or you'd have to go with Diana Tori, as he calls her Terzerie jersey.
- [134:27]
Brady Bogan
And buy the tickets.
- [134:29]
John Holmberg
Oh, man. Can't we just do a. A company can't make you buy something.
- [134:36]
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah.
- [134:37]
John Holmberg
Oh, can they? I don't know. I didn't think. I didn't think that was true.
- [134:40]
Richard Toledo
Sign here.
- [134:41]
John Holmberg
That. That was called what it says, isn't that illegal to force an employee to buy something? I think it is. But yeah, I would buy. I would give them money.
- [134:52]
Brady Bogan
But he's not an employee.
- [134:54]
John Holmberg
It's a good point. Yeah. Can you just find a random person Money? I guess the law, but can't. No. A company can't just go out and say, you owe me 50 bucks.
- [135:03]
Brady Bogan
No.
- [135:03]
John Holmberg
Yeah, that's what you're saying. You have to get the police and lawyers and like the government involved.
- [135:08]
Brady Bogan
That's the punishment.
- [135:10]
John Holmberg
We have a girl governor. She might go in there and start saying, pass a new law, that if you side eye the WNBA, it's 50 bucks. Oh, by the way. Hey, State, thanks for the letter yesterday. Got myself another photo radar ticket. You know where it went? Into the dirt bucket.
- [135:26]
Richard Toledo
Was it a local one or was it.
- [135:28]
John Holmberg
No, it was it was abroad. What's wrong with him?
- [135:31]
Richard Toledo
From your city or from like.
- [135:33]
John Holmberg
Yeah, stop talking. Where else would it. No space. I was flying around in my atmosphere machine. How fast was it local or around here? I was going 51 and a 40. That's.
- [135:45]
Brady Bogan
And that's on the bubble.
- [135:46]
John Holmberg
The rule, right? Except they're on Lincoln. I probably. Of the 40. I'm 141.
- [135:52]
Brady Bogan
Lincoln.
- [135:52]
John Holmberg
Lincoln's a little. They got a couple of trucks. They got photo lights. But I was going 51. The picture's fantastic. I threw it away or I'd shown it to you. If they're getting super close to you now. The cameras are like right on your, like, nostril hair.
- [136:06]
Brady Bogan
And technology.
- [136:07]
John Holmberg
Oh, it's tight. It's clearly. Oh, by the way. Hey, State, it's me. I did it. But you gotta. You gotta do it the right way. What you're doing is illegal. I'm big on that right now. What you're doing is illegal, and I'm gonna call you out on it.
- [136:21]
Larry McFeely
If you had a green dildo suction.
- [136:23]
John Holmberg
Cup to your dashboard, they can't send that through the mail. That was my rule before and I should do it again. I still have that one at my house where I'm holding that big 18 incher.
- [136:32]
Richard Toledo
That was a good one.
- [136:33]
John Holmberg
I'm convinced for sure that that stopped the photo radar.
- [136:37]
Richard Toledo
That was the day we stopped him from driving away with one.
- [136:40]
John Holmberg
And we got. I got five or six tickets that day, flying down the i10, holding that big dick in front of my face, knowing if they send that, it's pornographic material sent by the government to your house. That's illegal. I ain't no dummy. But I'm not paying it and you have to send a process server. I did get fooled. Brett. Remember last one?
- [136:59]
Larry McFeely
There you go, man. Right on the dashboard.
- [137:01]
John Holmberg
That is 10 bucks. That is ice blue. Actually, for some odd reason, I find that ice blue dildo almost artistically.
- [137:09]
Larry McFeely
It's technically green.
- [137:09]
John Holmberg
It's beautiful. Something about that. I would put that in my house.
- [137:14]
Richard Toledo
10 bucks.
- [137:15]
John Holmberg
Bucks. I would put a light in that and make it a lamp. It's got flexible.
- [137:22]
Larry McFeely
Right here on your coffee table or on your nightstand.
- [137:24]
John Holmberg
They're showing you places you can use it. Bathtub, nightstand, wall in the bathroom. Anyway, I got my photo radar ticket. I am one for 42. Is this 41 or 42? I've got 42 of them. They caught me once. Since my first big Issue. I've been on a streak. And unless you catch me, I'm not paying any of that.
- [137:47]
Richard Toledo
Did you ever have to go to.
- [137:48]
John Holmberg
Court for any of them? The first one where I learned everything about it, I went to a courtroom. I paid that one because I got. I got served by a processor. And that's when I learned, oh, that's the only reason to pay these is if they send a process server. And now there's new rules with that, too. They can just stick it to your house. They can find you and. Yeah, oh, yeah, they don't have to give it to you hand to hand. An agent of your home is the phrase that they used, which is a landscaper. When he opened the door, don't open the door. Don't answer your door. There's no reason in 2025 for any Brady for anyone to just come over.
- [138:21]
Brady Bogan
It's always open.
- [138:22]
John Holmberg
That's true. Process servers come and watch TV with Brady.
- [138:25]
Brady Bogan
What are you doing here?
- [138:27]
John Holmberg
Oh, it ain't some mail. That's nice. You to bring the mail up. You want a steak and get the grill going. Process servers are like. They see Brady coming, like, oh, crap. He's gonna want to talk.
- [138:39]
Larry McFeely
Skip it. Hey, not home.
- [138:40]
John Holmberg
What's your name? My name's Brady. That's the hardest part of my job. Hi. Got a half hour I want to talk to you about. Jesus, I gotta go, man. Process servers never stick around for me. That's how Brady knows it's a process server. They try to get out of there. Hardest part of a process server's job is to get your name, because that's what they have to. Have to in order to give it to you. They have to know it's you. Brady introduced. I'm Brady Bogan. Columbus, Ohio. First name's David D. Brady Bogan. Why it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Guy sitting in front of my house.
- [139:18]
Brady Bogan
And I have something for you.
- [139:20]
John Holmberg
Remember when the keg hunt and those guys sat in front of his house and he brought them food? Food, drinks, Ronnie, whatever. It's still. She's an agent of your home, and you were not stopping it.
- [139:31]
Larry McFeely
Now, what if I was gone? What if, like, Al's there doing. Doing landscaping or something to him? Really?
- [139:36]
John Holmberg
Yeah. They can come up and say, Al can handle it all. They have to because you hired him. He's supposed to be there so I can go up and tell. Like, you're like, hey, are you John? And like, no, I'm not. Is this John's house? Mr. Holmberg isn't home. Boom. Got him. Can you give him this or. I'm just Gonna place this here. Or they'll just write on it. Talk to me, Al Landscaper. And then tape it. Oh, man.
- [139:55]
Richard Toledo
No. This is Chris Velasquez's.
- [139:57]
John Holmberg
Yes. Yeah. Just.
- [139:59]
Brady Bogan
What happens if he forgets to give it to you?
- [140:02]
John Holmberg
He wouldn't. They tape it to your house. He would never. They wouldn't give it to Al. They just ask and then say. Because the one that I got was. Talked to a girl in the kitchen, claimed her name was Megan, and then wrote a little description and then taped it to the door.
- [140:15]
Larry McFeely
So if you go more answers the door.
- [140:16]
John Holmberg
You can do that. That's what I was supposed to tell the court. I got like eight blonde Megans in my house at any given time. I don't know who this is. It broad had no permission to be in my home. She broke in. I'd like to file a complaint. And then you go down that road, you get yourself into the pickle. Just don't pay the photo rate, that's all. And maybe, you know, take a little accountability on yourself. Slow down a little bit. 51 and a 40 seems reasonable. And by the way, I'm the only car on the road.
- [140:41]
Brady Bogan
You knew better about Lincoln.
- [140:43]
John Holmberg
No, I do it on purpose.
- [140:44]
Brady Bogan
I know.
- [140:45]
John Holmberg
I. I'm also the only car in the picture is me alone. I should have. I could have been able to go reasonable and prudent. Speed is 105, I'd say, but that might get argued down. Anyway, I go on and on, but thank you, City of Paradise Valley. Catch me if you can. You get the training set here. Brett is still on dildo beginner kits. Yeah, you start small, you work your way up.
- [141:08]
Larry McFeely
Training set?
- [141:08]
John Holmberg
Yeah, one's a four incher. Well, it's the Brady Toledo and John is what we call that.
- [141:15]
Richard Toledo
Thank you for naming me second.
- [141:17]
John Holmberg
Yeah, you're the Goldilocks. Anyway, it's time for the hot releases. They're brought to you by Brady's new best friends. New AC unit.com. brady had his AC unit go to. All right, that's enough. I'm doing a commercial now. Stop with the dildo. This is not part of this. You have to start over.
- [141:34]
Larry McFeely
Yeah, start over.
- [141:37]
John Holmberg
I don't know how new acunit.com Brady called him up a few years ago, got his AC unit replaced, and then just a couple of days ago had it all go to Pooh.
- [141:49]
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it was six years ago.
- [141:50]
John Holmberg
Six years. And then they come out, they're like, good thing you went through new acunit.com because all of it's still under warranty because they put it together right. The professional inspection makes sure that all your parts stay under warranty in case something like what happened to Brady happens where something breaks on the thing and burns up it out. That way you're not having to buy a brand new one like you would with these other guys who don't do those inspections and just tie your old stuff to your new stuff and immediately void warranties. Look into it. There's only one place to do this. New AC unit dot com. Save thousands, save time. Buy online new AC unit dot com Barrette. Go ahead.
- [142:23]
Larry McFeely
Oh, my turn. Okay, pull the green dildos off the screen.
- [142:26]
John Holmberg
Yeah. Get your dildos down and start doing your job.
- [142:29]
Richard Toledo
Unless it's a new release.
- [142:30]
John Holmberg
Get to work.
- [142:31]
Larry McFeely
There's a new one from Attack. Attack Attack. This is one hit wonder.
- [142:35]
John Holmberg
I never heard of Attack Attack. Obviously some Euro pop nonsense.
- [142:40]
Larry McFeely
Now it gets a little heavy.
- [142:44]
John Holmberg
Oh, didn't expect this. Hey, Brady. Remember when I was telling the thing about my ticket and Toledo's question was, was were you local or from around you? What city is this? A new band that's been around a minute. Sounds like nothing more of a formula there, but it's not bad. I think it would burn on me quite quickly.
- [143:27]
Larry McFeely
Baby Metal.
- [143:28]
John Holmberg
Oh, they're back.
- [143:29]
Larry McFeely
Featuring Poppy. This is from me to you.
- [143:33]
John Holmberg
Just loaded up a bunch of chicks up here. Poppy's girls. Baby metals girls. Right.
- [143:37]
Larry McFeely
I believe Poppy is.
- [143:38]
John Holmberg
Poppy's hot. Let's go. Baby Metal Salsian chicks. Yeah.
- [143:43]
Larry McFeely
People love this. I just can't.
- [143:44]
John Holmberg
I just can't do it.
- [143:45]
Larry McFeely
Voices.
- [143:45]
John Holmberg
I like Poppy, but baby metal has never gotten in here. And you're scared. I feel like I should be playing a video game. Bring me some hot ass Poppy. She's got to be part of the chorus, right? There she is. She was just part of you fest, wasn't she? All right, thanks. Baby Metal. PD Holberg's Morning sickness.
- [144:34]
Larry McFeely
Hail Storm. They got new stuff that they were just on tour with volbe. This is Everest.
- [144:40]
John Holmberg
I am getting all positive reviews views were Hail Storm in front of Vol.
- [144:46]
Larry McFeely
Yeah, no, they were.
- [144:47]
John Holmberg
Everyone emailed and said they just were spectacular. And you saw the whole. You didn't watch all of Hail Storm?
- [144:55]
Larry McFeely
I didn't watch all of Hail Storm now. But what I did see, they were good.
- [145:00]
John Holmberg
I think they're great. I just get bored with them after two or three seconds. It's the shame. It's the pain. Something. I can't explain it.
- [145:11]
Larry McFeely
She's getting a little heavier.
- [145:12]
John Holmberg
Yeah, no, not like.
- [145:13]
Larry McFeely
Not Damn.
- [145:14]
John Holmberg
No, no, not a pig. Yeah, she's not.
- [145:16]
Larry McFeely
Those heels aren't collapsing.
- [145:17]
John Holmberg
She's still keeping it tight, just a little darker. Better have a good sale here, because right now it's coming. I bet you it gets operatic. Yes, that's actually pretty good. Sounds a little dated. Six out of ten.
- [146:04]
Larry McFeely
Good Charlotte's back.
- [146:07]
Richard Toledo
You had them last week, didn't you?
- [146:09]
Larry McFeely
I don't think not Good Charlotte.
- [146:13]
John Holmberg
Yeah, we were talking about Cameron Diaz.
- [146:14]
Larry McFeely
Oh, we can skip this.
- [146:15]
John Holmberg
No, that's fine. What is this? I think the album drops on Friday.
- [146:31]
Larry McFeely
That's why it was back on the list.
- [146:42]
John Holmberg
You know what you're getting with that crime killer? She's a mother. Yeah, it's Good Charlotte. That's Good Charlotte.
- [146:53]
Larry McFeely
The Jonas Brothers. This is no time to talk. They're good at what they do.
- [147:11]
John Holmberg
They're great at what they do. I. I don't want to say it. Yeah, Jonas Brothers are fantastic at what they do.
- [147:21]
Richard Toledo
Alex's sister's first concert when she was 4.
- [147:23]
John Holmberg
We took her, lost her mind. Super clever. Yeah, they know. I hope they ask. Yeah, that's just catchy pop music.
- [147:51]
Larry McFeely
Rob Thomas is back with Hard to be happy.
- [147:54]
John Holmberg
Matchbox 20's Rob Thomas. And we smile. Some ladies doing some jazzercise, 1980s style. And here comes Rob Thomas, who looks exactly the same as he did when he's been here. People around me moving sway Birds in the palm trees Call my name All.
- [148:13]
Brady Bogan
I can feel is downtown Huh.
- [148:18]
Larry McFeely
I think he goes both ways.
- [148:19]
John Holmberg
Like what? There's a big tour.
- [148:21]
Larry McFeely
Listen to the song.
- [148:38]
John Holmberg
Give me a chorus. Come on. Yeah, Listen to that. Too long, you'll get diabetes.
- [148:50]
Larry McFeely
All right, let's go to our AI Song of the day. This is Bessie Johnson. Pound My Pooper.
- [148:56]
John Holmberg
What? This is the AI song in the week. Bessie Johnson, who's gorgeous, not real. And neither is the song. Pound My Pooper. Enjoy. When the walls start to shake and the stars start to fade Grab my ass so firmly before the bomb Rap during a war she said when the nukes fly wow. They're saying it's from 1959. They're pretending. This was released in 59. Messi wrote this and brought it over to Sun Records. You think your payload Wear a Taboo before the blast says we're through back in 59 everybody's worried about nuke Give me that last atomic thrust Turn my back door to cosmic dust Genius. Great song. My mom was nine. My mom was nine when that song came out. If AI was real singing it like a kid. Yeah, she's Walking to school. What is she singing?
- [150:28]
Larry McFeely
And that brings us to N word or F? N word or F word, the game that is sweeping the nation. And today it's west side Connection. Lights out.
- [150:37]
John Holmberg
Who won last time?
- [150:40]
Brady Bogan
Hard Angry N word.
- [150:42]
John Holmberg
All right.
- [150:42]
Larry McFeely
Right.
- [150:42]
John Holmberg
What? Angry. Angry, Angry. Adorable. It's an angry N word. Oh, go ahead. Oh, you're giving it. Oh, is it me? Oh, yeah. I'll say it's a. I'm going mother effer on this one. There's a padre's jersey in there.
- [150:58]
Richard Toledo
I. I'll. It's not going to happen, but I'll go friendly inward.
- [151:01]
John Holmberg
All right, here we go. Good luck on the mic. I've been a demon since seen him. Hey, you screaming. Oh, mama. Here come that young old school with that Aladda drama. No, it's a big F bomb. Nobody wins. Close. Boy, that was a hard F on that.
- [151:22]
Larry McFeely
He wasn't playing.
- [151:23]
John Holmberg
No, I'm go back and listen to Pound my pooper. All right, Toledo, what do you got for TV for games?
- [151:31]
Richard Toledo
We got one for Brett since it's Cinco de Bretto.
- [151:34]
John Holmberg
All right.
- [151:34]
Richard Toledo
Mafia the old country.
- [151:36]
John Holmberg
Yes. Wait.
- [151:37]
Richard Toledo
I out.
- [151:38]
John Holmberg
You get to build the mob.
- [151:40]
Richard Toledo
Apparently from the guys at R2, I think they had part of the Red Dead franchise.
- [151:51]
John Holmberg
Looks pretty good. It looks like Assassin's Creed, only in old Italy. Wow. All right.
- [152:05]
Larry McFeely
I'm buying a PS5 this way.
- [152:06]
John Holmberg
So hold on a second. This is. Oh, that was awesome. He shot fire and burned a guy up over driving old 1920s rides. This is awesome. It's Italian Red Dead Redemption. Okay. Yeah, I'm buying a PS5 too. That.
- [152:23]
Larry McFeely
Oh, my God.
- [152:24]
John Holmberg
It's Red Dead Redemption with dagos. Oh. All right.
- [152:29]
Larry McFeely
I finally got a reason to buy a PS5.
- [152:31]
John Holmberg
This is glorious. Oh, we're riding pony. I remember how all this works.
- [152:37]
Larry McFeely
Look at the graphics.
- [152:38]
John Holmberg
The graphics are insane. This is the most exciting I've been about a game in a long time. Mafia the old country, it's called. It's in the knife fight. Oh, you almost throated him and he blocked it.
- [152:53]
Larry McFeely
That's out this week.
- [152:54]
Richard Toledo
That's out this week.
- [152:55]
John Holmberg
Great. Damn it.
- [152:56]
Richard Toledo
Actually, it might be today that it's out today or Thursday. All right, real quickly, Wednesday season two is out on Netflix. Alex, starting tomorrow.
- [153:04]
John Holmberg
I believe this is the General Ortega. Yeah, I just saw an interview with her. She's gone crazy a little bit. She lost all tons of weight. I already know where the bodies are buried somehow. Looks hot as Wednesday, but not as herself.
- [153:18]
Brady Bogan
Is that Zeta Douglas?
- [153:20]
John Holmberg
Wednesday. I think she's the mom. It's an honor to meet the savior.
- [153:23]
Brady Bogan
If nevermore.
- [153:25]
John Holmberg
Can I get your eyebrows? I would expect nothing.
- [153:29]
Doug Hopkins
I never said it was my own blood.
- [153:33]
John Holmberg
We need to set bear traps out here. Tim Burton still doing this. We're gonna have so much fun. Yeah.
- [153:45]
Richard Toledo
One for Brady. SEC football, any given Saturday. Sorry it's not Big Ten, but what.
- [153:51]
John Holmberg
Do you want to be when you grow up? LSU and la? The SEC is for greatest place in the world to play college football.
- [153:58]
Doug Hopkins
It's the SEC teams who are winning the national championship.
- [154:02]
John Holmberg
Such small towns. Maybe there's 30,000. They're still rapists. They win national championships and they don't do it with the help of rape. Like Ohio State.
- [154:12]
Brady Bogan
They just haven't been caught yet.
- [154:14]
John Holmberg
Right. And when they get caught, we'll do it. Unlike Ohio State, who got caught and still didn't do anything about it.
- [154:19]
Richard Toledo
On HBO this week, the yogurt shop murders case.
- [154:23]
John Holmberg
Interested? It's been 30 years, seven months and five days, and I still can't believe it. Is that very important?
- [154:33]
Doug Hopkins
In 1991, 14 shot and murdered inside a yogurt shop in.
- [154:38]
John Holmberg
This guy here. He messed with you. I don't know that the city of Austin has ever been the same. It was just unspeakable. What happened? The place was set on fire. They were bringing in anybody who was a little bit different. Oh, my. Favorite thing in the world about murder shows are interrogation rooms. I absolutely love when weirdos sit in interrogation rooms. You can't not be weird. And nobody acts normal in there. You know, you're sitting in that room.
- [155:09]
Brady Bogan
And you know what they're doing.
- [155:10]
John Holmberg
But bad things are happening. Like, they look at you like you're up to something. Nobody's your friend in there.
- [155:15]
Richard Toledo
Then we got two movies out this weekend. Freakier Fridays in theaters. And then this one is starring Ruth from Ozark.
- [155:23]
John Holmberg
Just want to say hello.
- [155:25]
Richard Toledo
It's called Weapons.
- [155:27]
John Holmberg
Very. So let me give you the rundown.
- [155:28]
Richard Toledo
Here stars Josh Brolin, Julia Garner. When all but one child from the same class mysteriously vanishes on the same night at exactly the same time, a community is left questioning who or what is behind their disappearance in that classroom.
- [155:46]
John Holmberg
Why just her classroom, right? Only her children. I love those kids. They just vanish. This is a true story that happened right here in my town. You know that a lot of people. Why did you answer that? He saw the trailer before. Oh. Oh, that's it. He's been on it. He's been on it. All right. There you go. Pound my pooper. Is the big Winner this week. I think Hail Storm is second. And then, you know, pick and choose from there. There go your hot releases. It's 98. Hey, it's not Weir. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Alrighty, then. Let's get the hell out of here, shall we? Let's start the entertainment drill and head home. By the way, we gave our tickets away for Marcus Mape won the Pantera tickets this morning. If at any time between 5:45am and when we're done at 10 or so, you hear those sounds and you know them by now. Car game off. It's this one or this one doesn't count right now. Game on. Then you guys call up 5 8-5 9, 800 and get yourself all loaded up. Maybe go escort Pantera around Talking Stick Amphitheater coming up here in a couple weeks. That's pretty awesome. Like, Marcus Mape qualified to do eight more qualifiers, and we'll have a couple of games. Brett's birthday's coming up Thursday. We'll play some games with Brett. Whack My Wap, stuff like that. We'll do those games and we'll see if you can quiz him for the Pantera.
- [157:33]
Brady Bogan
Ding a dago.
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John Holmberg
That's right. I don't know why you got to celebrate that, Brady. One was plenty. Let's not climb up on the soapbox. Not everybody throws a dildo. One dildo, that's it. Second dildo always fails. All right, Brady, it's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends@reactdefense.com, the home of tactical black self defense training. We just saw a little self defense there in that knife fight in that video game, man, that dude used two or three moves they train with. So I wonder if they're having any actual guys from Krav Maga base stuff or that, you know, the 360 defenses teaching them what they were doing in that video game, because that was pretty cool. They did exactly what we train up there with, tactical plaque, which is way beyond any of that little stuff. It's great. So it's street fighting, essentially what they train you for. And the average street fight lasts somewhere around 8 to 14 seconds. Seconds. Usually it's a little scuffle. Goes to the ground, somebody gets popped in the melon, they go out and it's over. Don't let that person who goes out and it's over. Be you. You get somebody who wants to make a mess of your day, start messing around with you, hurts you, hurt the people you love or care about. Know what you're doing. Like I always say, you're at work right now. I guarantee you somewhere in your office place there is a map that says, in case of fire, here's what we do. Nobody calls that being paranoid. That's being prepared. Probably won't be a fire ever at your work, the odds of that are real low. Same as you getting attacked. Probably lower for you getting into a fire, they're probably higher odds. Are you wandering around with all these lunatics that are out there with you as somebody doing something stupid? Be in shape. Don't be a victim. Situational and spatial awareness are wildly important. They teach you everything and they kind of show you little things you don't know you're doing wrong that bad guys look for. They've trained both the good guys and they take a look at the bad guys and what they do, they train four for them and they're out there. Self defense is fun because guess what? It makes you stronger. You get in better shape and you just become better at being you become a sheepdog. Stop being a sheep. ReactDefense.com is where you go. The home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment.
- [159:41]
Brady Bogan
Here's a list of celebrity friends who've had public breakups.
- [159:46]
John Holmberg
Friend breakups.
- [159:47]
Brady Bogan
Kylie Jenner and Jordan Woods.
- [159:49]
John Holmberg
That was a big one.
- [159:49]
Brady Bogan
They're friends for a decade. Tell Jordan had sex with Khloe Kardashian's boyfriend Tristan.
- [159:55]
John Holmberg
Now, here's the crazy thing about that. You'd figure that that talentless knob Jordan woods who did nothing but befriend Kylie Jenner and then sleep with her. Kylie's sister that she would never be heard from again. She's all over TMZ in her bikini now. Like, people want to see her because she's got a thick ass for some reason. That's all it takes nowadays for people to be interested in you. You can be awful. And then you throw a bikini shoot together and end up on tmz. And people like, oh, she's back.
- [160:25]
Brady Bogan
Gwyneth Paltrow and Winona Ryder. They were buddies in the 90s. Best friends. They also were dating best friends. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.
- [160:37]
John Holmberg
Oh, I like how you say that. Affleck.
- [160:40]
Brady Bogan
Ben Affleck.
- [160:40]
John Holmberg
No, you can do him.
- [160:41]
Brady Bogan
Yeah. According to legend, the fallout happened when Gwyneth stole Ben from when they were doing that Shakespeare in Love movie.
- [160:52]
John Holmberg
Yeah, you Say Ben Affleck. That goes way back to your old zone days.
- [160:58]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [160:59]
John Holmberg
And the Flecktones, but the fleck and the fleck.
- [161:01]
Brady Bogan
Seth Rogen, James Franco.
- [161:05]
John Holmberg
That's because Seth Rogen's not a nine.
- [161:07]
Brady Bogan
And then when the sexual misconduct allegations came out on Franco, Seth said he had no plans of continuing.
- [161:13]
John Holmberg
Did they stick, though?
- [161:16]
Brady Bogan
I don't think they did.
- [161:17]
John Holmberg
I don't know that they did. And he abandoned him.
- [161:21]
Brady Bogan
Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper, lucky friends for two decades. Co hosted CNN's New Year's Eve festivities for 10 years. And AC dropped her after she did that photo shoot with. The photo shoot with. Yeah, the captain.
- [161:38]
John Holmberg
That and the fact, though, also, they.
- [161:40]
Brady Bogan
Haven'T patched things up. Sense.
- [161:42]
John Holmberg
Gay dudes like it when their chicks look like when the girls in their lives look a little bit put together. Right. They like their hags to look the.
- [161:51]
Larry McFeely
Part because they're put together.
- [161:53]
John Holmberg
They're always put together. You got Kathy Griffin hanging around. She's cramping Anderson's silver fox style. Anderson always looks good. Always. And he's got that thing standing back there with that six head she's carrying around. Now they get to paint her head white so birds don't smash into it.
- [162:10]
Brady Bogan
Dude repellent.
- [162:11]
John Holmberg
Yeah. Oh, she is dude repellent, all right. And Anderson's like, I don't think I want to be friends with you anymore. You don't try.
- [162:19]
Larry McFeely
Are Troy and Michael always put together?
- [162:22]
John Holmberg
Well, I mean, I get to see them. Yes.
- [162:25]
Larry McFeely
Yeah.
- [162:26]
John Holmberg
Well, I was gonna say even like during, like, gay yard work day. This is what I call it. When they're outside, they still. They're not. You know, it's T shirt and shorts.
- [162:36]
Larry McFeely
But designer T shirt and shorts.
- [162:38]
John Holmberg
Probably Robert Graham. I'm not gonna. They always look the part. They never wander around in their sweats and torn up shirts. They're. It's a. It's an ensemble. They have something going on.
- [162:50]
Brady Bogan
George Clooney recently did a movie for Netflix called J. Kelly. He plays an actor and Adam Sandler plays his manager. George wants you to know that Adam has range.
- [163:02]
John Holmberg
Yeah. He can act. We've seen. Seen it. It's unfortunate.
- [163:04]
Brady Bogan
Don't call him a sandman.
- [163:05]
John Holmberg
It's unfortunate. All of his movies that he makes suck.
- [163:09]
Brady Bogan
He kept telling the cast that. Don't call him the sandman.
- [163:11]
John Holmberg
No, because that's not. There's no place for it there. This is a real movie.
- [163:16]
Brady Bogan
Playboy is relaunching its Playmate of the Month competition with judges including Shanna Moakler and some Other former Playmates.
- [163:26]
John Holmberg
Former Playmates. Judging women.
- [163:28]
Brady Bogan
Some summer Altis.
- [163:30]
John Holmberg
Hold on.
- [163:31]
Brady Bogan
Brandi Roderick.
- [163:32]
John Holmberg
Oh, wait. This is an American Idol with nudity and the women are judging each other. Yeah. This ends terribly. I'm watching every minute of it. This cannot.
- [163:41]
Larry McFeely
It's a show.
- [163:42]
Brady Bogan
Well, they're going to be putting out. They're going to.
- [163:44]
John Holmberg
It's a show.
- [163:45]
Brady Bogan
Well, they're going to do a monthly magazine.
- [163:47]
John Holmberg
Oh, that's no good. It needs to be a TV show. Remember when they had America's Top Model Model. And the girl judges were so mean to those women, telling them they were fat all the time.
- [164:01]
Brady Bogan
And they are pitching it as a.
- [164:04]
John Holmberg
It's a show. Playmate of the Month. And you've got three girl judges judging.
- [164:09]
Brady Bogan
Other women behind the scenes. Deal. So there's cat fights and that's all there would be.
- [164:14]
John Holmberg
Yeah. Women telling other women they're not good enough. It's a TV show right there.
- [164:20]
Brady Bogan
And the last full story, Shannon or Sharon Stone was talking about when she did this, the movie Basic Instinct, how she didn't think she'd get the part because the first time she met Michael Douglas, they got into an argument immediately. And she's like, yeah. And she told that story. And Mike, they reached out to Michael Douglas. He's like, I don't remember an argument.
- [164:45]
John Holmberg
First time I met her was very pleasant. The audition at Basic Instinct, she's bananas. Who was it that was in here and said they were talking with her? Oh, it was a Jeff Garland.
- [164:59]
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
- [165:00]
John Holmberg
So they hung out with her. She's crazy, but she's fun. I think that's why she was so good in Casino. I think she was just playing herself.
- [165:08]
Larry McFeely
Yeah, I think she was just acting.
- [165:10]
John Holmberg
She was being Sharon Stone. That. That's it. We're done. Tuesday's in the books. Tomorrow, more Pantera going out the door. You guys enjoy the heat. Be nice to Larry. He's going to give you a whole bunch of stuff. All you got to do is listen to him and he'll hand it over. That's it. We're done. Have a great one. We'll see you tomorrow on the morning sickness. So long. Is that weird? It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this.