Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

Episode: August 5, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Release Date: August 5, 2025

1. Introduction and Promotions (00:00 - 02:20)

The episode kicks off with brief promotional segments from sponsors, including MMP Guns.com and Valley Toyota dealers.

• Brady Bogen promotes Game Day Men's Health Clinic, encouraging listeners to schedule complimentary appointments for various health treatments (00:38).

• John Holmberg introduces Doug Hopkins of DougHopkins.com, highlighting his efficient service in purchasing homes for cash, bypassing the usual stress associated with selling (01:09).

2. Listener Emails and Reactions (02:20 - 09:47)

John Holmberg delves into a series of listener emails, primarily reacting to a story Brady reported about people donating pets to zoos. John expresses strong opinions against the practice, advocating for euthanizing pets instead of sending them to zoos.

• John Holmberg (03:15): "Why in the world would you take pets from people's homes? Shetland ponies. Euthanize them and then throw them to lions to make them feel like they're in the wild."

A notable email from a listener criticizes John for encouraging dildo throwing at WNBA games. John defends the idea humorously, suggesting practical methods to ensure the dildos stick to the court and remain safe.

• John Holmberg (05:45): "I can offer prizes for my company, Hubbard Broadcasting, of upwards of $10,000. If you get one of those dildos, you throw it backflip style and it sticks like these dart guys..."

However, this segment also highlights frustrations with the station's phone lines being overwhelmed, a recurring joke among the hosts.

3. Pantera Backstage Promotion Giveaway (09:47 - 19:07)

The main feature of the episode is the Pantera Backstage Promotion Giveaway. John announces that Marcus Mape has won the contest, securing Pantera concert tickets and a chance to escort the band on stage.

• John Holmberg (11:28): "Marcus Mape is the champion. He got today's Pantera tickets and will be now qualified as one of the 10 people that could possibly be part of Pantera's security detail."

The discussion includes a detailed description of what the winner will experience, emphasizing the exclusivity and excitement of walking Pantera on stage and receiving band merchandise.

However, the promotion comes with a unique stipulation: participants must remain sober during the event.

• John Holmberg (17:48): "You must be sober. You must be sober to meet Pantera. They will not tolerate anybody who's had a couple pops."

This rule sparked a heated debate among the hosts, especially addressing a disgruntled listener, William, who vehemently opposes the sobriety requirement.

• John Holmberg (13:39): "William, I would say, hard pressed if a dude with a suitcase with $3 million rolled up plopped down in front of you and said, jerk me off."

The hosts humorously discuss alternative methods to fulfill the promotion's requirements, including creative (and absurd) ideas like parachuting dildos onto the court during WNBA games.

• John Holmberg (18:27): "If you saw a slow parachute with a dick falling onto an NBA court, I might have to go home because the tears and the tummy ache would be ridiculous."

4. Additional Promotions and Announcements (19:07 - 20:59)

The episode wraps up with more promotional segments:

• Brady Bogen reiterates the offer from Game Day Men's Health Clinic, urging listeners to take advantage of the complimentary appointments (09:47).

• Larry McFeely emphasizes the durability of Toyota trucks, ideal for Arizona's extreme heat, during the ongoing national sales event at Valley Toyota dealers (10:17).

• Byron from MMP Guns announces MMP Guns Customs, showcasing their range of firearm customization services, including polishing, plating, bluing, and laser engraving (20:35).

  • Byron (20:35): "MMP Guns is your one-stop shop for all your shooting needs. We offer Arizona's largest selection of handguns, rifles, shotguns, new and pre-owned..."

Key Takeaways:

• Listener Engagement: The hosts actively engage with listener emails, addressing both serious concerns and humorous criticisms, fostering a dynamic and interactive atmosphere.

• Promotional Strategy: Multiple segments are dedicated to promoting sponsors and their offerings, seamlessly integrating advertisements into the content.

• Controversial Humor: The episode leverages edgy humor, particularly around the Pantera giveaway and dildo throwing antics, aiming to entertain and provoke reactions among listeners.

• Exclusive Giveaways: The Pantera Backstage Promotion is a central highlight, offering fans a unique opportunity while enforcing rules that generate spirited discussions.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg (03:15): "Why in the world would you take pets from people's homes? Shetland ponies. Euthanize them and then throw them to lions to make them feel like they're in the wild."

• John Holmberg (05:45): "I can offer prizes for my company, Hubbard Broadcasting, of upwards of $10,000. If you get one of those dildos, you throw it backflip style and it sticks like these dart guys..."

• John Holmberg (11:28): "Marcus Mape is the champion. He got today's Pantera tickets and will be now qualified as one of the 10 people that could possibly be part of Pantera's security detail."

• John Holmberg (13:39): "William, I would say, hard pressed if a dude with a suitcase with $3 million rolled up plopped down in front of you and said, jerk me off."

• Byron (20:35): "MMP Guns is your one-stop shop for all your shooting needs. We offer Arizona's largest selection of handguns, rifles, shotguns, new and pre-owned..."

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends listener interaction, humor, and promotional content, delivering an engaging experience for its Arizona audience. Whether it's debating the ethics of pet donations to zoos or orchestrating elaborate giveaways with rock bands, John Holmberg and his co-hosts ensure the show remains both entertaining and unpredictable.