Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: 08-06-25
Release Date: August 6, 2025
Cinco de Wopo Birthday Show at Rooster
The episode kicks off with host John Holmberg and his co-hosts, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, announcing the upcoming Cinco de Wopo Birthday Show scheduled to take place at Rooster on Saturday night. This celebratory event marks multiple milestones, including:
- Brett's Fifth Birthday: Celebrating Brett Bogen's fifth anniversary.
- The Show's 24th Anniversary: Highlighting the longevity and success of Holmberg's Morning Sickness.
- Personal Birthdays: Acknowledging recent birthdays within the team.
Dick Toledo mentions the logistical details, noting that Rooster will be accommodating the event despite some initial pushback:
"They are shutting the bar down for us... they're charging people $20 ahead to get in and support the Humane Society with a big check at the end" (04:30).
The hosts emphasize the event's casual and fun atmosphere, encouraging listeners to show up and enjoy the festivities without worrying about the cover charge.
Listener Kellen Cooper's Life Hack: Solving Dinner Decisions
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to a listener-submitted life hack from Kellen Cooper, aimed at resolving the common "What do you want to eat for dinner?" dilemma. The discussion highlights the frustration couples often face when neither party has a specific preference, leading to indecision and prolonged arguments.
Kellen's Solution:
"Tell her you have a surprise for her and take her to dinner tonight. Guess where we're going." (04:50)
The hosts role-play the scenario, demonstrating how this approach allows one party to make the decision without further debate:
"Oh, I'm going to wreck it. We're going to Toca Madera, and we're gonna have dinner together like I planned." (05:15)
This tactic not only simplifies the decision-making process but also adds an element of surprise and spontaneity to dinner plans.
Controversial Discussion on Gynecologists and Women's Hygiene
The episode takes a controversial turn when the hosts discuss comments allegedly made by a gynecologist regarding women's hygiene, particularly focusing on larger women. This segment sparked significant debate among the hosts, blending humor with sensitive topics.
Key Points:
- The gynecologist reportedly stated that "80% of them are not fresh or clean, especially the bigger women."
- The hosts engage in a satirical and critical exchange, highlighting the inappropriateness and insensitivity of such remarks.
Brady Bogen reflects on the impact of these comments:
"We went from excited to hear... to horrified and sad." (03:30)
The discussion underscores the importance of respectful and professional conduct within the medical field, especially concerning sensitive topics like personal hygiene and body image.
"Life from a Hat": A Creative Approach to Relationship Activities
Another listener-submitted idea introduces the concept of "Life from a Hat," a method for couples to decide on activities or dinners by randomly selecting options from a hat. This approach aims to infuse spontaneity and fairness into decision-making.
Process:
- Preparation: Each partner writes down various activities or dining options and places them in separate hats.
- Selection: Couples take turns drawing from each hat to decide on the planned activities or meals.
- Flexibility: The method accommodates both partners' preferences, ranging from casual dinners to more adventurous outings.
John Holmberg illustrates the concept with a humorous example:
"Sometimes it's like sensual massage, and sometimes it's barbecue at Brady's house. It's always barbecue." (05:00)
While the idea is met with enthusiasm, Nicholas shares personal experiences indicating mixed results in his relationships:
"It's a good idea, although it sounds like... it might only be working for you." (06:00)
Upcoming Events and Promotions
Towards the end of the episode, the hosts promote various local events and services:
- Comedy Nights: Highlighting performances by Carlos Sia at the Improv, Marco at Standup Live, and Annie Letterman at Desert Ridge Improv.
- Real Estate Promotion: Featuring Doug Hopkins of doughns.com, who offers a hassle-free service for selling homes, emphasizing cash offers and swift transactions.
Larry McFeely encourages listeners to check out these events for great entertainment in the Valley:
"Catch the always hilarious Carlos Sia... the one and only Annie Letterman entertaining you all week." (15:30)
Notable Quotes
- Dick Toledo: "They're charging people $20 ahead to get in and support the Humane Society with a big check at the end." (04:30)
- Brett Bogen: "It's technically all for a great cause." (04:35)
- Kellen Cooper: "Tell her you have a surprise for her and take her to dinner tonight." (04:50)
- Brady Bogen: "We went from excited to hear... to horrified and sad." (03:30)
- John Holmberg: "Sometimes it's like sensual massage, and sometimes it's barbecue at Brady's house." (05:00)
Conclusion
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness is a blend of celebratory announcements, practical listener advice, and engaging (albeit controversial) discussions. From planning a memorable birthday show to tackling everyday relationship challenges with creative solutions, the hosts deliver a dynamic and entertaining morning show experience. Listeners are encouraged to participate in upcoming events and leverage the shared life hacks to enhance their personal lives.