08-06-25 - Listener Reactions/Comments On Stern Cancelation From Sirius - Hard Knocks Introduced Us To Ikea Perrier And Dawson Knox's Wife - Dentist Had To Pull Chicken From John's Teeth And We Discuss The Things Gynos Must See Daily

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode Date: August 6, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Duration: Approximately 55 minutes

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1. Listener Reactions to Howard Stern's Cancellation from Sirius

The episode kicks off with the hosts diving into their listeners' reactions regarding the unexpected cancellation of Howard Stern's show from Sirius XM. John Holmberg initiates the discussion by reminiscing about traditional morning radio's dynamics compared to Stern's once-unfiltered approach.

Notable Quote:
“The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail.” — John Holmberg (01:11)

The conversation highlights Stern's shift from a "free for all" format to a more structured and politically charged show, which many listeners found off-putting. Brady Bogen adds his perspective, emphasizing how Stern's inability to entertain without delving into divisive topics led to a decline in his show's appeal.

Notable Quote:
“People would go on a show, used to be able to talk about it. Now that was the big thing I told.” — John Holmberg (11:34)

2. Introduction to Ikea Perrier and Dawson Knox's Wife on Hard Knocks

Transitioning from radio discussions, the hosts delve into their impressions of HBO's Hard Knocks, specifically focusing on the introduction of unique personalities like Ikea Perrier, the wife of Buffalo Bills tight end Dawson Knox.

Notable Quote:
“Ikea Perrier. And it's spelled I-K-E-A. She's named after the Swedish store and then Perrier.” — John Holmberg (22:04)

The hosts humorously critique the unconventional name "Ikea Perrier," pondering its origins and the challenges it presents, especially in public appearances like hospital visits for childbirth.

Notable Quote:
“Naming your child after a Swedish furniture store is unheard of. The bravery to go to the house.” — John Holmberg (23:01)

They also discuss the portrayal of Dawson Knox's family life, noting HBO's strategy of highlighting players' personal lives to engage viewers.

Notable Quote:
“Hard Knocks is gonna follow her around and boy, are they.” — John Holmberg (30:15)

3. John's Dental Appointment and Chicken Incident

In a comedic segment, John shares an amusing yet relatable story about his recent dental appointment where his dentist had to remove pieces of chicken stuck in his teeth.

Notable Quote:
“She put that pricky stick thing. And she scooped it and showed it to me. Oh, yeah. And then wipe it on my chest on that little napkin they put on your chest.” — John Holmberg (31:46)

The co-hosts join in the laughter, discussing the parallels between dental hygiene and gynecological examinations, drawing humorous comparisons to emphasize the meticulous nature of these professions.

Notable Quote:
“The mouth is the same way. Those hygienists get involved, thinking they're just going to be dealing with nothing but pearly whites.” — John Holmberg (36:16)

4. Discussing Daily Must-Sees for Gynecologists

Expanding on the dental theme, the hosts delve into the less glamorous aspects of gynecology, likening it to the detailed inspections performed by dentists. They humorously speculate on the challenges gynecologists face, especially when encountering unexpected situations during examinations.

Notable Quote:
“Your anus is going to get in rectally. Something might happen down there.” — John Holmberg (37:50)

The discussion lightens the mood by addressing common anxieties surrounding medical appointments, using humor to make the topic more approachable.

Notable Quote:
“It's like a box of Cracker Jacks to a gynecologist. You have no idea what the prize is going to be, but it's in there.” — John Holmberg (36:58)

5. Additional Highlights and Interactions

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in playful banter, poking fun at each other's habits and experiences. They also touch upon technical issues with phone lines, reflecting on outdated technologies and their frustrations with modern systems.

Notable Quote:
“It's like buying my Jeep and the guy's like, the technology on this thing's amazing. You know it can fly, right? Like, holy cow, it can. Yeah. Well, I can't get it started.” — John Holmberg (48:10)

The episode concludes with humorous exchanges about consumer products, pop culture references, and light-hearted competitions, leaving listeners entertained and engaged.

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends humor with relatable anecdotes, addressing current events like Howard Stern's cancellation and popular TV shows like Hard Knocks. Through witty conversations and engaging storytelling, John Holmberg and his co-hosts provide listeners with a blend of entertainment and insightful commentary, all while maintaining their signature comedic flair.

Notable Quote:
“You can't have a moment with her. She's just mean.” — John Holmberg (09:25)

Whether discussing the intricacies of radio show dynamics, the quirks of reality TV personalities, or the everyday challenges of dental appointments, the hosts ensure a lively and enjoyable listening experience for their audience.

Transcript

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[Brett]

Okay.

[John]

All right. For.

[Brett]

They're about the same amount of time, so you're stuck either way.

[John]

Somebody just asked, would you rather go to a Ravens game or a 311 concert? I can go to a Ravens game and boo and hate and get enjoyment out of that. I can't at a 311 concert because it's just infuriating.

[Brady]

I would see the Ravens game would be.

[John]

Yeah, it would be more fun.

[Brady]

You like the game?

[John]

I like football. Yeah. There's an. There's one thing about it, and I don't know, they're playing a team I can root for because.

[Brett]

Not the Steelers.

[John]

Yeah. I'll root for anybody who plays them. Yeah. That's a tough one. That's. Yeah. Some guy says, have you ever listened to 98 Rock in Baltimore? That's the crappy Raven station. He goes, for a while, they had good guys. And he said, but it's just been a. I said, are the. Are the hosts that would make. That would probably be the best way to talk to people of Baltimore is to have a couple of incredibly intelligent Baltimore onions. I think if you live in Baltimore, you're a Baltimore on.

[Brett]

Right?

[John]

Is that how that works? You're a Baltimore?

[Brady]

Yes. That's.

[John]

Yeah. You're Baltimorean. They even call themselves that. But. Yeah. And so I said, it's just a couple of retarded guys. And he goes, you know what's funny? He goes, the whole time since they've been hiring guys, it's just one, you know, another pair of retards. And they come in and do another. But you gotta imagine how hard that, like, radio executives are idiots. All of them, across the board. Zero wins on that. But there is one guy I feel sorry for who is a suit in radio, and that is the guy in Baltimore that's got to try to find people that want to work and live in Baltimore. There's no possible way you could drag me out of any other. Maybe Cleveland, but other than that, like, you have to find a Toledo morning show and have it. Want to move to Baltimore, which is maybe the only place worse than Toledo. I'd live in Tucson. No, it's tough, man. Baltimore and Tucson. I'd live in Nagasaki 80 years ago today, waiting for two days from now before I live in Baltimore. If I had a time machine and they're like, you could go back to Baltimore or Nagasaki. Baltimore 10 days ago, Nagasaki 80 years ago. But you got to stay there for a weekend. Starting today, August 6th, where would you go? I'm like, Nagasaki. At least something fun's gonna happen. Probably smells better. Even after the. You know, the thing. It happens. Yeah. People are. You know, people are all on the Stern things. Very strange. But when you start talking about gerrymandering and being dull and topics that Stern went off, went crazy, and we brought up sports. So hate things that. That are okay. It's okay to hate certain things. Stern told everybody who voted for Trump to not listen anymore. And so, you know, in, like, very wisely, I only go after people who do things everyone hates. Like being a Ravens fan. That guy says, oh, John, if there's a West Coast Ravens, it isn't the Niners. It's the Seahawks. Ugly colors, cartoon bird logo, City of Sasquatch, broads and lib cucks. San Francisco's got a lot of gays, but at least they own it. Seattle pretends they're not gay. Why do you think they love their 12th man so much? It has nothing to do with loudness. Victor from SoCal. Go Niners. See, now this. This is the kind of hate I can get behind. Tribal sports hate. That's the fun of it all. Browns. This guy says Brown's fans are further proof that everyone in Ohio is retarded. Sorry, Brady. Also quickly remind Brady it's been 2075 days since Ohio beat Michigan. Hashtag, go blue. They're gonna wave that natty at you. But Michigan got one the year before, so the two are now in a standoff. This guy says, john, you took on the entire Gilbert community at one point and told them not to listen. And their shoes. You made fun of them, too, and you won. There was a trick to that one, though. When we attacked Gilbert, I happened to. Well, it was a gut feeling that all of Gilbert wasn't feeling the way that the Gilbert moms and the Gilbert goon haters were feeling. Like everyone there was rational thinking in Gilbert. I attack when I go after an entire town like that, it's because somebody is being illogical. Like, usually it's a woman, and there's like. There's the illogical. Screaming and yelling is like, all right, calm down. And then they try to make it so the whole community's on their page.

[Brady]

And you're representing the entire.

[John]

Yeah, you don't represent an entire city. You represent you. And a few people you talk to at Postinos. That was an easy one. The little trick to that was most people in Gilbert were like, yeah, this guy on the radio is right. I don't want to say so because My wife's all fired up, but I like what he's talking about. And as it turns out, they were just going crazy for a minute. And because it's an insulated section of town with no confrontation from neighbors at all, they're usually all on the same page. They just kind of let them go. It got out of hand fast. So, yeah, you can attack Gilbert all day long and their shoes. Because usually Gilbert isn't as united as like you'd think of them. There's a reputation Gilbert has of being, you know, 40 year old women who are dressing like their 13 year old daughters to be friends with them and sipping wine and having bland mayonnaise, like sex with some guy that they don't love anymore. That's the reputation Gilbert's got.

[Brady]

That's why I like Brady.

[John]

Yeah, well, it's not saying Brady likes that stuff. Hey, mayonnaise is good. I put mayonnaise on everything. Now, Sean says, john, you're right concerning the politics and Stern and stuff. Says Jay Leno was discussing on Colbert's firing. Said he never got into politics because he knew it would ruin the show. Remember Rosie O' Donnell show in the 90s? My sister and I watched her every day when she started out and we liked her. She was good at interviewing, she was entertaining. A couple years in, she just started going crazy, became unlikable and crappy and we turned her off. And that's the funny thing. I think if you're coming from a place of like misery and doom, it's not funny. You can even be angry and funny, but you can't be a doomsdayer and still be funny. And I think that's what happened. Like Rosie, especially Chicken Little. Like the sky was falling. Cause politically things were happening she didn't agree with and she couldn't understand why anyone else agreed with it. And she got doomsday. That's why that doom goblin from Sweden, Greta Thunberg, runs around. Everybody's like, I don't like her. There's no joy in her world. Even when she's angry. You're like, ah, give me a smile, toots. Like you can't have a moment with her. She's just mean.

[Brady]

Greta Booby. It's not worth it.

[John]

I think mad can be hilarious. I've lived off that. Like you can be grumpy and irrational about certain things, but. But at least you're doing it with like a little wink and a twinkle in your eye. The doom goblins and Greta's the biggest one right now. Rosie's another doom goblin Alec Baldwin turned into a doom goblin. Like they just come at you with like, if you don't believe like me, your life would and should end.

[Brett]

About the broads from the view.

[John]

Doom goblins, all they do is tell you how your world is collapsing. Nobody wants to hear, yeah, Kimmel. Kimmel tries, but he's yeah. And to people who don't agree with Kimmel, he's the doomiest of doomers. And he's also got this thing that it feels like he thinks he's making a difference and he's just yelling into the void. We all are. But he shouts about personal things and everybody, yeah, Jimmy, get him. And then the next day it doesn't matter at all. It's self satisfying too. It's a click for him. Then he's throw.

[Brady]

Throw it into the. The doom platform of social media. And it magnifies everything.

[John]

Yeah. But then again you have to seek that out at the very least. Like doom goblins are. Doom goblins exist. And it's again, it goes back to that idea. Are you coming at it with a. With an intent to entertain or be malicious? And even being malicious is funny if you have, if you know for a fact you've got logic on your side. You can be angry at something when you're being logical because what you're doing is yelling at illogical people. The flat Earthers, they don't deserve your logic and your kindness. When they start arguing with you, they need to be met with a fierce fight of wall that is also just riddled with jokes and funny because they're idiots. So when you're arguing with a moron, it's easy to have fun with it. But when nobody's arguing and you bring up doom and gloom and then somebody goes, hey, this is a little depressing. How dare you. Like then you're now, now you're just boring. And I think that's kind of what happened to Stern. People would go on a show, used to be able to talk about it. Now that was the big thing I told. I talked about I was Doug Hopkins and I don't know who we were talking and I said biggest problem with Stern show was it used to be a free for all. Now it's eggshells. If you went on there and started to say Trump rules. I love Donald Trump. I think he's the best thing in the world. You're going to get killed. And it isn't going to be funny. It's just going to be how dare you? And he wouldn't even have you on.

[Brady]

The show be five minutes.

[John]

It used to be unless you were insane and a Trump fan. But if you just were on there and make, you know, made some sense, he's kill you. You're not welcome there. There's a lot of topics you can't go down on his show now, and that's what used to make him so great. He ain't going anywhere, though. I'm not if he. I don't think Howard can just drift off into the sunset unless he wants to. Right at this point.

[Brett]

You know, he's 71.

[John]

I don't think he's built for that.

[Brett]

I think Brady's right, though. I think he could do the Letterman thing and just do interviews now, which.

[John]

I think should do well. That's kind of what he got. That new producer, Craig Gas used to be on his show, and Craig told me goes this new producer came and sat everybody down. And then that viral video that went out that one of his employees taped. Howard telling everybody that they were lazy and they sucked and they dressed like it was a college dorm and this is a goddamn business. And it was like, whoa. He gave him this big, you know, like, horrible speech about what unhappy he was with everybody. Everybody's like, oh, this isn't the fun Howard Stern that we know. And, you know, I understand that he's the boss and if that was going on, but he said that there was a producer that came in and said, we're changing everything. You're getting rid of all this. Howard's going to do interviews. We're not going to talk about this. We're not doing that. You're not going to have your silly, wacky, you know, goofball moments like you used to. It isn't going to be a free for all. It's going to be very structured, and it changed everything. And you know what? That's okay to try to change. He's still the best interviewer I've ever heard. Ever. No, no question. Two hours with a person. And to make almost all two hours good, that's. I haven't heard him for a long time, but that's what I remember. That's impossible.

[Brett]

He gets the big headers, too. I mean, McCartney.

[John]

Huge, huge.

[Brady]

Do a couple of songs.

[John]

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Live it. Homeburg's morning sickness. I said, I remember when you first came on 98 KUPD. I called you and said you were trying to be like Stern. And after all these years of listening to you, I like that you stayed true to being funny and staying away from the political side. Keep grinding. You guys make my mornings keep making me laugh. I remember that call. You son of a b. Tch. Never listen to this again. You Robert Cassias. How dare you say I'm trying to be like Stern. Get off my radio. Thanks, Robert. So, John, you and Brett constantly attack Maryvale, but they're lucky they can afford radios. They can't. They don't. Look, Maryvale has to be very careful when they listen because especially now it's early in the month. They can't waste those minutes. No. So they've got like all their time on their phone has to be really monitored and yeah, they don't have radios.

[Brett]

I can't tap that app.

[John]

No, no, no, they can't. The only radio they've got is probably a police scanner to let them know when those guys are getting close. Don't worry about it. We got Maryville under wraps. And besides, you don't. We don't really. Honestly, Maryville, we don't really care about you. I know that sounds really bad. And Brady. Brady's brought this up a lot. I talked to Brady about the other day. I said, maybe we should be nicer to Maryville. And Brady goes, why? I'm like, I don't think listeners. Possible listeners out there for years. We kidding me. They live in Maryvale. They'll be dead in a couple of days. I'm like, that's probably Brady's. Probably right. It stabbed her shots. Brady brought a real, real logic to that. Real. You cleared the clouds for me. I appreciated that moment we had when you said that all the people in Maryland.

[Brady]

I forgot about that moment.

[John]

Probably be dead in a couple days anyway. Why? Why invest in that dump? I'm like, you're right. Not gonna say this on the air, but I hate Maryvale. Like, wow, I would French kiss Hitler before I'd spend one minute in that dump.

[Brady]

I was on a roll then.

[John]

Yeah, you were. Well, you were just being you. We were just being the you we know off the air.

[Brett]

This character you're playing, Donovan, says SNL got the same way, got mean, and now it sucks.

[John]

Yeah, it's. It was doomy and mean, and I don'. Mean comedy. I just. It has to be comedy. It can't just be. You're wrong, I'm right. Comedy, that's different. Like, in a mean way, you can do a. You're wrong. I'm right in a funny way. Especially if you're, like, probably kind of wrong with thinking you're right. That's fun. Remember when Brady walked down the hall the other day, saw Amy, and I said, hey, Brady, Amy. And he's. Hold on a second. Hey, Amy. Meet you in the bathroom for a quick. Your ass is looking tight, Mike. Brady can't say that at work. I'm Brady goddamn Bogan. I can say whatever the I want. Come after me, bro. This guy, he's a different man in the hallway. Brady, step into my office. Why? You want to take a look at my dick? No. Then I got no time for you. You flip. It's Rip. Anyway, bye, Brady.

[Brett]

I saw Brady walking down his office and threw a green dildo at it.

[John]

Yeah, I saw that today. I was like, jesus Christ, Chugging. Green, dildos down. Yeah, yeah. I didn't like that Sophie got hit last night by the dildo. I mean, that goes against all funny.

[Brett]

I do. Because she was laughing.

[John]

Oh, she had a good time.

[Brett]

She took it in stride. She didn't get mad and angry.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Almost stumbled over it.

[John]

She took that surprise dildo stride. I like it. I like the idea of it landing harmlessly on the court. I don't like the idea of getting, you know, somebody taking one of the chops.

[Brett]

They want Maryville Brady in the squares.

[John]

Oh, Maryville. Yeah. I don't know if we want to take the curtain off of that one.

[Brett]

Hey, Jewburg, you and Stern are similar. He's got a big ego and you got a big nose.

[John]

My nose is bigger than his ego. That's saying something. I don't know. I give that a run for its money. Tell me that guy, he disagrees with his job. Get him off our radio. We need less listeners. I watched a little Hard Knocks last night. Did you watch the Hard Knocks? Bills are a team not like the Ravens. The Bills are. I know Chiefs fans and I know Bengals fans and there was just a hard team to hate because they've become that synonymous with the hard luck Bills. You know, I think maybe I have a soft spot for the Bills because I'm a Cubs fan for most of my life up until the last couple years. And they're just that team. You're like, man, I feel for their fans. A they live in Buffalo. They don't have a lot going for them. They love one thing, it's the Bills and they are incapable of getting over the hump. I mean, I've never felt more sorry for a team I had no ties to. Then when they took the lead on that touchdown to Gabe Davis four or five years ago against the Chiefs and had 13 seconds on the clock and Patrick Mahomes drove in two plays and beat him. It was a remarkable arrow to the chest. Last year on the was it third or fourth and long, dropped back to pass down three. Somehow or another the Chiefs got him again or down two, maybe. I don't remember. The score was 32, 30 or something like that. And the pass goes. Josh raises his arms and the guy dropped it. I was like, oh, that's it. I on the flip side, when the Ravens threw that pass to Mark Andrews and it bounced off his chest, the goal line. I've never I E Jack. I was. It was a crazy moment in my life. It was a no touch finish for me. It was like Mark Andrews dropped a touchdown, and then their kicker went off and started manhandling a bunch of people. I just love it. But the Bills on Hard Knocks last night was. It was pretty good. One of their linemen likes to drift race in his spare time. And that was kind of a fun little segment on the Hard Knocks. Josh Allen seems incredibly likable. He's an. He's one of those guys just impossible to hate. I know Chiefs fans, but you're. You've. You've been won over on him the whole time. And the Bills are a team that you're like, all right, I'm not rooting for you, but I get it. But my takeaway from the whole thing is they brought. They. They've had their cornerback, Tridavious White has been there, and then he left for a couple years ago, the Rams and Ravens, and he came back. He's back this year. And Trudevius has, you know, been a mainstay in Buffalo. He got a couple injuries. They showed him running up a hill. Walter Payton used to do that all the time. So a lot of football players find a hill and they run up. And he's running up this hill, comes back down, and his wife's down at the bottom of the hill. And she goes, how many is that? And he goes, that's two. It's a big hill. And he starts running up the hill again. And then it says, trudevius wife. And she has the greatest name I have ever heard in my life. Ikea Perrier. Wow. And her husband's name is Tredavious. I don't know if they've got kids, but those names are gonna be awesome. When Tredavius and Ikea Perrier name those kids. My God, you met her.

[Brady]

They're like, it's destiny.

[John]

If that was still old fashioned TV where everybody had to watch at the same time, I think Richter scales would have registered in all white communities laughing at that. IKEA Perrier. And it's spelled I K E A. She's named after the Swedish store and then Perrier, IKEA Perry. They never said her name. They just put it on the screen and white America just went, we can't help it, and tip of the cap to the African Americans. Where you come up with this kind of stuff is beyond me. Naming your child after a Swedish furniture store is unheard of. The bravery to go to the house. Did you not notice at the hospital when they said, okay, what are we gonna name her? Let's write it down. And one of you turned and said, ikea I know. The next words were like the furniture store. Yep. Spelled exactly the same.

[Brady]

It'd be like, john, this is my wife, Vanilla Hellman.

[John]

Wow, you got flavor. Wow. She's there. Vanilla Hellman's the mustache of mayo and ice cream. Oh, Jesus Christ. Well, I'm not saying Trudevius married her because he loves Ikea so much, but he does. I love you, ikea. He says it a lot.

[Brett]

I got. She wasn't a dude. She Billy Shelf or something like that.

[John]

And it also made me think that nurses in hospitals in the inner city have to have a tough time. Because when they go in and say, what's the name? And they write down the ikea, their next question has to be, where do I put the apostrophe? And that can be touchy. Is there an apostrophe, An I apostrophe? K I, A. No, no. Like the blue and yellow stores. All right. And last name is, of course, Perrier. So this works out. Hyphen White. Ikea Perrier White. Okay, we'll go with that. What are their kids names gonna be? Ikea Perrier is like, strippers are jealous that you get to walk around being called Ikea Perrier. Let's welcome to the stage Ikea and her Billy Shelves of breasts.

[Brady]

Their son Kuka Corve.

[John]

Yeah, yeah. Start naming them Sweetest meatballs. Billy Scarring. We named after table from Ikea Perrier's favorite place. Let me guess. Ikea. How'd you know? Greatest name I've ever seen on tv. And she just stood at the bottom of the hill being Ikea Perrier while Trudevius busted his ass up that hill in uniform. Like, he left practice in uniform. And Ikea was there for, like, dinner or whatever, and she just stand at the bottom of the hill and she took off and it was great. And then Dawson Knox, the tight end for the Bills, HBO is very wise. They went in and found IKEA Perrier, and they said, we got to get her on. That's just. Just for the. Just to put the graphic on screen so white America giggles. Even black America had to laugh at Ikea Perry, why didn't you name it after a Swedish furniture store? But Dawson Knox and his wife were on, and they go through, like, who they have to follow. And Josh Allen's one you have to follow. And he's got a pretty wife, so that's okay. When they do home life stuff. Remember when Ryan Tannehill was on there and we got introduced to his gorgeous cheerleader wife when he was with Miami. They did this again with Dawson Knox. And they're in the house of Dawson Knox and his wife. And his wife is absolutely stunning. I forgot her name, but it was. It was an impressive thing. And she's all packing him up and stuff and doing all this stuff, walking around. I think it was Dawson. It might have been the other guy, now that I think about it, but she was. She was ridiculous. And they basically don't have to follow this guy around. But HBO's like, let me see their wives. Let me take a look at their wives. She's. She's hot. That might not be her. That's a different one. That's not. Oh, that's Ikea Perrier. Yeah, you have pictures of Ikea Perry up there. But all in all, that formula for hard knocks is just outstanding.

[Brady]

I dove into that SEC one that Toledo did during premature releases.

[John]

Yeah, hot releases.

[Brady]

The SEC football deal.

[John]

Yeah. Did you watch that?

[Brady]

Yeah, there were a couple of quarterbacks and seeing the coaches and everything. And a couple of Hellcats were in there too.

[John]

Oh, they're rolling Hellcats. That's pretty good. Well, nil money. I'll get you a Hellcat. Morning sickness medicate. Get you pd.

[Brett]

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[John]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Alexandra Knox is her name. Quarterback car. And the worst part about the Knox family is that they were acting like she's in it for her Instagram and she got some Instagram followers, I guarantee you that. But she, there was, there's gonna be some clicks and she knew it. So she was very TV aware, like not looking at the camera. Look at this. Like, this is Dawson Knox's wife. She's, she's a workout maven. Bunch of videos of her on stairs, you know, drinking turmeric and things like that. Oh yeah, she's very pretty and she knows it and HBO knows it. And they decided, you know, we should, we should kind of follow the Knox family around a little bit. Maybe get into their house.

[Brady]

They do that on that quarterbacks with Jared Golf.

[John]

Well, they knew that going in. Like they, they picked guys you just.

[Brady]

Watch and yet watch the other players wives just like, oh, they hate her.

[John]

Well, that's the fun of it though, because with Hard Knocks, you got the whole team, so. And Dawson Knox is an important player, but you got the whole team. So you need to find someone with an interesting story and somebody with a smoking hot wife they can follow around. And it doesn't even have to be that important a player. You got a hot wife. Hard Knocks is gonna follow her around and boy, are they. And they're not wrong. She's got those grasshopper thighs. She just climbs stairs all day long because she doesn't have to do anything else.

[Brady]

She'd be a great Sherpa.

[John]

Oh, she'd get you up the mountain. She should Help Ikea Perry's husband Trudevius, climb that hill. Yeah. So it was fun, though. That is such a good show. And it's so basic. It's. It's such a strange thing. Yeah. Oh, he's amazing. Whoever writes the narrative is just perfect. And the amazing thing is, is they do it in a five days.

[Brady]

The music.

[John]

The music's great. The timing's great. They did. There's so much stuff was good. It's just such a good show, and it's back, and it makes you feel like football's right around the corner. It's even better. It's good stuff, and it takes your mind off of gerrymandering, which evidently dudes in the dentist's office parking lot couldn't get enough of. Oh, I forgot I had a dentist appointment and had some. You made it. No, no, I left some. I had leftover chicken wings in the fridge, and I hammered those. And I kind of did some stuff around the house. My phone alerts me that I got a thing, and I'm like, oh, crap. So I'm in there just flossing as hard as I can. There's chicken in there for sure. Brush, floss. Brush some more. Try to get all the blood from the floss. Because, you know, nobody does that every day. That's insanity. So I go there and I warned her. I'm like, look, I. I did the best I could, but I had chicken wings for lunch. I should have just had soup or something or, like a protein shake. There's no way I should be. Have. I. I came here. I can't imagine you deal with this.

[Brett]

Earn your money.

[John]

Yeah, that's kind of how I felt like, you get her. You're gonna earn it today. So she's flossing away. She's doing a great job. Your gums look great. I'm like, thanks. I work real hard on that. I don't. I'm getting lucky with the gum thing. And so she hits it, and I've got this bridge in the back. And she gets in there and. And she goes up. She took the chicken that she found. I know I'm gonna yakka. And she put that pricky stick thing. I don't know what that's called. And she scooped it and showed it to me. Oh, yeah. And then wipe it on my chest on that little napkin they put on your chest. So just peripherally, I could see the string of chicken that was between my teeth on my chest the entire visit.

[Brady]

Got a wing chest.

[John]

So I've made her Sick. And I picked it up and I ate it again. Winner, chicken dinner. That's what that means.

[Brett]

He's not wasting food, Brady.

[John]

For God's sakes, Brady. It was on my chest. You do it all the time. You look down at your chest and start eating what's left. I've seen you do it. Yeah, I've seen you lick a shirt after a thing of B. Cheetoed, you know, combos. You'll eat that dust. Yeah, it was gross. And then I just got to thinking of what dental hygienists have to do. Like, it's. It's almost the gynecology of the mouth. Like, gynecologist guys will give me a guy to call this be a joke. And then you realize all the things those dudes see that aren't good on a good day. A gynecologist sees, like, nine patients, and they're all paper cuts. They're all perfect. No Arby's sandwiches rolling in, nobody going. It itches. It itches. Like, just a perfect day of exams of girls who are right on the money. I knew a girl years ago who was just. This was. Geez, this had to be like, 2004. And she came back from lunch. It was here. She came back from lunch, and she goes, I had the best day ever. I'm like, what'd you do? She went to the gynecologist. Like, no kidding? She goes, yep. And the gynecologist thanked me, and I said, for what? She goes, for having a perfect vagina. And I'm like, what's your gynecologist name? Like, Robert. I'm like, oh, it was a dude. He's been seeing some stuff. Oh, yeah. Like, I don't know if you've got a pristine one or not. He's just happy he didn't find another surprise. A woman's vagina is like a box of Cracker Jacks to a gynecologist. You have no idea what the prize is going to be, but it's in there. The mouth is the same way. Those hygienists get involved, thinking they're just going to be dealing with nothing but pearly whites. Floss, brush. Get them out of here. Dudes like me, who had chicken wings for lunch, bring that to your party.

[Brett]

I like when you go in there and the hygienist is already digging in there. So, have you been flossing?

[John]

Come on.

[Brett]

You know you're right here.

[John]

Come on.

[Brett]

You want me to lie?

[John]

Do you floss every day? You're covered in Blood. You look like OJ's wife right now. Of course I don't floss every day. No one flosses every day.

[Brady]

Yeah, I do.

[Brett]

Every day.

[Brady]

I don't understand why it's so hard.

[John]

To get the floss every day. Floss goes right in. She hits a couple of those spots that. It's just a geyser of blood. She had a jugular in the wood. I didn't know I had veins in there. You should probably floss a little better here and here. Yeah. In the places that are aching and in misery. Yes.

[Brett]

Use an electric toothbrush. No, we both know I don't.

[John]

Look, you're the one. You're the expert here. Quit asking questions.

[Brett]

I'm paying you, for Christ's sake.

[John]

Rumor has it you can tell if I've blown someone in the last 24 hours. So let's not act like you don't know if I floss. I do. Here and there. When I get chicken wings stuck in my teeth. I did it today. The reason I'm not bleeding real hard today is because I bled out already. I had already done it earlier. For the last three days, I've been flossing like crazy, knowing I was gonna see you trying to scab over.

[Brady]

Let me pick your feelings here a little bit with the spike.

[John]

To all you people out there, I don't. Yeah. Don't put anything metal in your mouth. First thing they do is jam a spike in your face. All the people out there who floss every day. Get off my radio. I don't want you listening anymore. You. You're a weirdo. You're the weirdo. I floss periodically. I floss when I need to. But not everybody does it every day. That seems impossible. And it's gross if I eat chicken or something gooey or weird like that. Yeah, meat. But if I had soup or spaghetti that night. I'm skipping the string.

[Brady]

Little chicken broth stuck in your teeth.

[John]

That can't happen. I can brush that off. It's like you don't detail the car every time. You should floss twice a day. Why? If I floss before bed and I don't eat and wake up, I don't have to floss in the morning. Nothing got in there. It's good for gum health. Blah, blah, blah. You're good for gum health. That's why I pay you. But it is bad when you don't, because you've been through it. I have not. Those deep cleans are evidently a nightmare. And I'm in great Shape in that department. They're like, you're not even close. I. I'm scared of that. I'll ask them. Like, I'm nowhere near deep clean. Are you like, nope. They go through your teeth, and they start going by going, 1, 2, 3. Like, I'm like, high. So that's all good.

[Brett]

You had a four. You start sweating.

[John]

Yeah. Oh, no. Like, mine are all like, excellent, excellent, excellent. Like, thank God. And then you get one. She's like, three. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not paying for a single two. We'll just pull that one out, stick in a fakie. Yeah. She put chicken on my chest. So if you got a dentist appointment today, just think of the hygienist and what she deals with. If you've got a gynecologist appointment, I bet you women brush their vaginas before they go to the gynecologist. The way we do our teeth.

[Brady]

The last time I was. I had half a pizza on my chest.

[John]

Yeah. She rebuilt an entire piece. You can almost finish the circle. Whoo. Olives. I bet you that is. I never thought of that for a woman, I would be like. Because if you knew you were getting a prostate exam, I assume Brady would wash his ass, Right? Yeah. You definitely like Scout. And that's one time you're getting in there.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John]

You're going knuckles in.

[Brady]

Yep.

[John]

Yeah. You don't do that every day, but you should. But you don't. Just in case you get into a car wreck and you need your prostate looked at. That's one thing about flossing that's different than keeping your ass clean, is that you're never going to get in a car wreck to where they floss or brush your teeth. They don't care about that. But they might have to go in rectally. Something might happen down there. The last thing they want is a bunch of poo or you get knocked out. What's the first thing to do? Start cutting your clothes off. I watch a lot of those shows where getting a car wreck and you're laying on the road for no reason, all you just take scissors and cut your clothes in half, and the last thing you want is dirty ass. Like, I'm okay. I just can't really feel my feet. Sorry. We got to get all your clothes off.

[Brett]

Why mine off? In that accident they did? Yeah, yeah.

[John]

They cut them all off. They. With scissors.

[Brett]

I think they left my drawers on. That was about it.

[John]

Did they? Probably because you had mud butt.

[Brett]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[John]

You might have had mud butt. In that rack after it happened. I bet your body just went cut off his regular clothes, keep the undergarments on. He's got mud butt. I'm not touching that. They cut your clothes. That's why I'm, you know, that's what mom always said they put on prepare clean underwear in case you go to the hospital and see mud butt and think you got bad parents always wash your ass. But women, when they go to the gynecologist, I never really thought of the pressures you must feel and that's when you really have to come to grips to whether because when you go to the dentist, honest, you know, when you've got teeth issues, you're like, oh, they're going to talk about it. You go to the gynecologist when you got something going on. I'm sure you're down there just scrubbing away, putting that car buffer on it, waxing it up Brillo pad, trying to put on a good show for the guy. Emery cloth or a girl.

[Brett]

Yeah, got the McGuires out with the chamois and everything and make that thing shine.

[John]

Maybe they won't notice that warp. He reaches into his water and pulls a piece of ice out and goes, this should help. What I see it you tried to polish around it, but it is it's like a dent in a Ferrari. Sleep's morning sickness medicate KUPD why choose a sleep number Smart bed Can I.

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[John]

Think makes the perfect snack?

[Brady]

Hmm. It's gotta be when I'm really craving.

[John]

It and it's convenient.

[Mo]

Could you be more specific?

[Brady]

When it's cravinient.

[John]

Okay.

[Brady]

Like a freshly baked cookie made with real butter, available right down the street at AM, pm Or a savory breakfast sandwich I can grab in just a.

[John]

Second at am, pm. I'm seeing a pattern here.

[Brady]

Well, yeah, we're talking about what I.

[Mo]

Crave, which is anything from AM, pm.

[Brady]

What more could you want?

[John]

Stop by AMPM where the snacks and drinks are perfectly craveable and convenient. That's cravingience ampm. Too much good stuff. Holmberg's morning sickness. Are those ladies that have the big Montanas and they. That has to be a nightmare for them to go to the gynecologist and they.

[Brady]

Because they got a lady from yesterday.

[John]

Oh, that thing yesterday with that. Well, she's not going. She's that unicorn that was falling out of that woman. No, that's. A gynecologist isn't seeing that.

[Brett]

Imagine the gynecolog. Jesus Christ.

[John]

No, that's, that's. No, that's gotta, that's got to go to one of those import. You know, like you take a Volkswagen to a very specific place. She's not going to a regular gyno for that. She's got, she's going to Tijuana. She's got a special Mexican doctor and a days in. That's like. Will you take a look at this? And all he does is just get close to it and go. I think it's fine.

[Brady]

Just, just keep it polished.

[John]

I'm not going in there. I'm not touching that.

[Brett]

There's a days in a Maryville room 1255. Talk to Dr. Gonzalez.

[John]

It's okay. I think it's okay. Here's some Turtle wax. See you.

[Brady]

He just takes a couple of white naps, wet naps through it and then here it is.

[John]

You see the wet. The wet wipe after I brush across it, if it comes up a different color, you're sick. I hope you wash this thing today. Oh God. She's a back to fronter. Yeah. You know what? Apologies to women on the whole gynecology thing. That's gotta be a tough couple days. You know, I've seen the commercials. I know sometimes you don't feel that fresh and you gotta get down there and start working it. But if you've got an ugly one, that's like having really bad teeth and going to the dentist, you go to the gynecologist and open up, open wide. He says, same as the dentist. And he looks at it and he's just like, blech. Looks like somebody punched a hole in a wall. Anyway, sorry, ladies. That's gotta be tough. Can't imagine my ass is always ready for an exam and ironically, never gonna do it. Don't you want to catch it early? I don't want to catch it at all. If it happens, fine. Nobody's digging around back there. Multiple times I had to pick my friend Jim up from his colonoscopy and dude had like a Bible sized book of the exam. They were in there forever. He's got pictures of the outside, pictures of the inside. He's thumbing through it. I'm like, you mind not doing that while I'm driving? I can see the glossies you just had your agent took of your asshole. It's perfectly clean.

[Brett]

Like glamour shots.

[John]

It was. They were like super clear, wet pink.

[Brady]

Inside the bedroom.

[John]

Yeah. I'm like, what are you gonna do with those?

[Brett]

What about the fireplace?

[John]

This is an inch in. They took a picture two inches through. How deep did they go? How deep is your love? It was weird. So I'm like, well, that's off the top. That's off the table for me. I'm not interested in that. If my anus kills me. It was meant to be. They catch it early, you'll be fine. I'm not interested in the. People are arguing at the dentist office over gerrymandering. I don't think the future is that bright. Thank you. 7:29. Oh, don't forget our Pantera thing this morning. We got more of that coming your way. So again, real quick, we'll go through the rules here. Real quick again, game off. If you hear this. How about that one right there? If you hear that or you hear this. Game on now. Starting now. It would result in you making a phone call. 585-9800. And the 10th caller will get themselves two tickets to go see Pantera and be qualified to hang out and become Pantera's security detail. You will then walk Pantera from their dressing room to the stage. You get your security gear, you get a flashlight, you get your shirt, you get all that stuff, you get to keep all that. And they're going to stick in the photography and video pit right after you walk them off. So you're not allowed to take a bunch of pictures while you're walking them up there. But once you get in the pit, which is the closest you're ever going to see a show in your life, guaranteed. No question. Very possibly, hanging out with Randy Johnson, if he's in town, he'll be in that pit. He loves taking pictures of those bands, and he takes great pictures. So you get up there, you do the whole thing, and then the first few songs of that, you get to watch Pantera. Then you can go get drunk again. The rule. We've made this very clear. You must be sober to escort Pantera to the stage. We can't have any boozies. So if you're an alcoholic and you're gonna. If you're even in your head, it's like, that's crap. Don't play and don't call now. Doesn't count yet. And evidently, Brett, yesterday, some experts in the field came and finally fixed the phones. They broke officially yesterday. They all shut down. I'm with you. Yeah. And you know what? I found out yesterday that these phones that have been broken for 10 years here, because it's technology, so it means more. It must be better if it's technology. It's, you know, it's four different steps to do the same thing we were doing that wasn't broken. They turned these digital phones off and plugged them into the old line, the 260-9800 line, which we still have, evidently. We do. Yeah. And it worked just fine as that. But no, no, we got all this digital equipment. It's so much better, but it doesn't work.

[Brett]

So.

[John]

Yeah, but it's. On paper. It's so much better.

[Brett]

So the question is, do you call the old number?

[John]

No. Call the new number. They got it back at 585, 9800. The other one, the 2601 that we used to have, still lives here as a landline and would work just fine if we put the old phones in. But these new phones have to be here because we paid for them. And the technology is ridiculous. Even though it doesn't work. It's like buying my Jeep and the guy's like, the technology on this thing's amazing. You know it can fly, right? Like, holy cow, it can. Yeah. Well, I can't get it started. Yeah, it doesn't start. It hardly ever works to start. But if you ever get it started, it can fly. Well, that's not technology. That's a thought of technology. They're all ringing now.

[Brett]

I was calling the 260-9800.

[John]

Oh, that's, that's, that's the old. It still ranges. I'm pretty sure that you're going to get Alexander Graham Bell, he'll pick it up and go, ahoy, hoy. Watson, Watson, come here, I need you. That's the one thing about telephone invention I wish would have stuck when they first happened. People answered with a hoy. Hoy. That's how we were supposed to answer the phone back in the day. And then some idiot went, hoy, that's better. Ahoy, hoy. That's the way you answer a phone. What do you got on the big board of musical treats there?

[Brett]

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[John]

I just had a friend's female companion and I'm not going to use names. Text me and say my gyno told me everything looks great. And to get past that uncomfortable moment, I said, will it make the COVID of Vagina magazine? And then in a last ditch effort of too much information, she finishes with I'm a C section. Mom, stop it.

[Brett]

Is there Vagina Magazine instead of highlights in the doctor's office? You got Vagina Magazine.

[John]

Yeah, we've never been in, but yeah, it's like gynos of the world. International Vagina.

[Brady]

It's clamor.

[John]

Yeah, good pun, Brady. That's rare. Wasn't bad. Although GQ doesn't stand for Gentlemen's Quarterly anymore. It's like God, no. Yeah, rhymes with chief. What do you got on the list?

[Brett]

Slipknot Ride the lightning for the electric chair. Two minutes to midnight for the big bomb. Bombshell from Power Man. Slipknot. Before I forget, Disturbed Anthrax. Skid Row Ozzy. Fire in the sky for Hiroshima.

[John]

Do we celebrate this? I think we do.

[Brett]

Destroy everything from Hate Breed for Hiroshima. Which kind of fits.

[John]

Yeah, I like that. I mean, we won that war. It was over. We were all happy about it. Let's celebrate. It's an American pride moment today, right? Yeah. I mean, to destroy everything. Japan was asking for it, right? It was a counter punch.

[Brett]

They were asking for it.

[John]

Yeah. You asked for it and you got it, Nippon. Yeah, I like that. We'll go destroy everything. This is a great. This is a great day for America. We should celebrate it. I mean, it was horrifying what we did, but I mean, no more horrifying than what went on in Normandy and all the other war battles that were fought in World War II. It's just. Just in one day, in like a minute. And look what happened when we dropped those bombs. I've had this claim for years. Japan straightened right up. Next thing you know, within 10 years, they're building cars and TVs for us and just bowing and hello, sorry. Like they say sorry all the time still, three generations later, sorry, like, oh, you're good. You made us all TVs. Korea, just in case we got weird, started building Samsungs. Those are too close. Beautiful. Within the televisions, you drop little, you know, little drops of the surface of the sun on countries, and next thing you know, they're building you electronics like crazy for cheap. It worked, is what I'm saying. The human toll was horrible. But.

[Brady]

And I mean, yeah, the fact that the. The tactic was different from a lot of battling. I mean, you're talking about Normandy.

[John]

Oh, sure.

[Brady]

Guys are actually fighting, right? This is going. We're taking. We're taking civilians.

[John]

They didn't know.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John]

Two days later. Didn't have that excuse anymore. But still, that was back in the day before we had computer guidance. And those bombs were just kind of pushed out of the back of planes. And clouds played a part that drives me, like, my brain won't wrap around that like today. Could you imagine if we had that bombing run on Iran to blow up their nuclear facility? Like, there's too many clouds. Where's Tehran? We'll just put them there. Like, they just came up with an alternative. It's like driving around with your wife trying to figure out where to eat.

[Brett]

No.

[John]

You want to go to Ocean 44? No. No.

[Brady]

Because then I've never gotten drunk.

[John]

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[Brett]

I like the dentist lines here. When was the last time you flossed? You should know. You were there.

[John]

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[Brady]

Hey, it's not weird.

[John]

It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this.

[Mo]

Oh, what you eating?

[Brady]

The new banana split cookie from AM PM all freshly baked with real butter with banana, chocolate and strawberry flavors.

[John]

Wow, that sounds amazing.

[Mo]

Can I have a bite?

[Brady]

I'm sorry, but no. But you can't split the banana split.

[Mo]

Not even a little?

[Brady]

Not even a crumb.

[John]

What if.

[Brady]

No, please.

[John]

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[Mo]

Mr. Gecko, you're a huge inspiration to us all. But who was your muse?

[John]

My dear old nan. She would tell me, always remember to.

[Dick]

Be true to yourself and to use.

[John]

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[Brett]

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