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Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (08-07-25)

Episode Information:

• Title: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
• Host: John Holmberg
• Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
• Guest: Annie Letterman
• Release Date: August 7, 2025
• Episode: 08-07-25-AnnieLederman-DesertRidgeImprov-InStudio-seg-01

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1. Welcome and Announcements

The episode begins with brief promotional segments, which are skipped in this summary to focus on the main content. The hosts transition into welcoming their guest, Annie Letterman, a comedian set to perform at the Desert Ridge Improv.

2. Introducing Annie Letterman and Desert Ridge Improv

Larry McFeely introduces Annie Letterman, highlighting her upcoming performances at Desert Ridge Improv:

"Annie Letterman is here. She's at Desert Ridge Improv tonight, tomorrow and Saturday." [02:09]

Annie shares her excitement about performing alongside Josh Potter:

"Oh, I can't wait. I got Josh Potter with me, too." [02:21]

3. Discussing Brady's Health with Dark Humor

The conversation takes a personal turn as the hosts discuss Brady Bogen's battle with cancer. The tone is marked by dark humor and edgy jokes, reflecting the show's attempt to entertain and "disturb" listeners as per its description.

Larry McFeely remarks on the handling of Brady’s condition:

"The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Look at this. It's already been fun." [01:14]

Annie contributes to the humor surrounding Brady's situation:

"I don't like to be on my knees looking up. Especially on YouTube." [02:07]

The hosts continue to joke about the medical procedures Brady is undergoing, blending sarcasm with absurd scenarios:

"They're removing it." [02:48]

"They're gonna race this laparoscopic. They're gonna rock it out." [03:05]

4. Jokes About the WNBA and Dildos

A significant portion of the episode centers around an elaborate joke involving the WNBA and dildos being thrown during games. The discussion is filled with innuendos and humorous banter:

Larry McFeely introduces the absurd idea:

"What is your opinion as a woman of this dildo situation for the WNBA?" [04:11]

Annie Letterman responds with laughter and adds to the jest:

"So funny. Yeah, me too." [04:17]

The conversation escalates with exaggerated plans to disrupt WNBA games:

"We need to go to the NBA and we need to start throwing some pocket peas. We need to throw some flashlights and just even it out." [24:00]

5. Personal Anecdotes and Light-Hearted Banter

The hosts and Annie share personal stories and engage in playful teasing, maintaining the episode's comedic atmosphere:

Annie Letterman discusses her relationship:

"I did date a guy that had two moms." [10:08]

Larry McFeely jokes about Annie's fiance:

"I have heard enough of this. Why? Who's holding it up?" [21:46]

They also touch upon topics like transgender experiences and comedy shows, blending humor with personal insights.

6. Support for Desert Ridge Improv and Upcoming Shows

The episode highlights upcoming performances and encourages listeners to attend:

Annie Letterman promotes her shows:

"We are going to cure cancer this weekend are going to be. We're going to have fun." [23:27]

Larry McFeely reinforces the invitation:

"Come to the Desert Ridge improv. It's going to be party, party." [23:38]

7. Final Thoughts and Closing Remarks

As the episode approaches its end, the hosts wrap up with final jokes and reminders about Annie's performances, maintaining the light-hearted and humorous tone throughout.

Annie Letterman leaves a final message for listeners:

"Love you guys. So fun to see you." [24:47]

Larry McFeely encourages ticket purchases:

"Dot com. Grab your tickets. It's always good to have you. It's 98." [24:49]

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Notable Quotes

• Larry McFeely [02:09]: "Annie Letterman is here. She's at Desert Ridge Improv tonight, tomorrow and Saturday."
• Annie Letterman [04:11]: "So funny."
• Larry McFeely [24:00]: "We need to go to the NBA and we need to start throwing some pocket peas. We need to throw some flashlights and just even it out."
• Annie Letterman [23:38]: "Love you guys. So fun to see you."

Key Insights and Themes

• Dark Humor: The hosts use edgy jokes to discuss serious topics like cancer, aligning with the show's aim to entertain and provoke thought.
• Promotion of Local Comedy: Emphasis on supporting local comedy through Desert Ridge Improv and featuring guest comedians like Annie Letterman.
• Casual and Playful Atmosphere: The banter between hosts and guests creates an informal and humorous environment, engaging listeners through relatable and funny anecdotes.
• Controversial Topics: Addressing sensitive subjects with humor showcases the show's intent to push boundaries and engage listeners in unconventional discussions.

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD offers a blend of dark humor, personal stories, and promotional content centered around local comedy events. With guest Annie Letterman, the hosts navigate through controversial jokes and playful interactions, providing an entertaining experience for listeners. The episode underscores the show's mission to "entertain, question and disturb" its audience through unconventional and edgy content.

Transcript

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Annie Letterman]

I don't like to be on my knees looking up. Especially on YouTube.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, you did. You did. Baby needs juice. I know.

[Annie Letterman]

I was like, milk mama.

[Larry McFeely]

Annie Letterman is here. She's at Desert Ridge Improv tonight, tomorrow and Saturday.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, I can't wait. I got Josh Potter with me, too.

[Larry McFeely]

That's cool. Desertridgeimprov.com it's hot. You're miserable. We found out Brady's got cancer, and then you show.

[Annie Letterman]

That's the best part.

[Larry McFeely]

I think so, too.

[Annie Letterman]

The weather is horrible.

[Larry McFeely]

I go, yeah, remember when you're here last time you left and you go, I want you to die of cancer. And then you walked out the door and like, Annie, she's hilarious.

[Annie Letterman]

Well, I thought you. He was doing chemo this whole time with the hair.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, I want him to wear a kerchief just to constantly. Just to cover the baldness, even though he doesn't have to do chemo. Would it be great if you just walked around and just pointed to it all the time?

[Annie Letterman]

So what are they going to do, like, a laser thing through your stomach or what?

[Wayne]

They're removing it.

[Annie Letterman]

AI with AI. Oh, my God. They're gonna Waymo driver your thing out of here.

[Larry McFeely]

They're gonna race this laparoscopic. They're gonna rock it out.

[Wayne]

Just be two dots on one side and another dot on the other side.

[Larry McFeely]

And they pull it out somehow, obliterate it. That's cool.

[Annie Letterman]

This is wild.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Annie Letterman]

Do you think they're just making up that you have cancer so they can try out this thing?

[Larry McFeely]

That's what I. I think knowing him, probably. They said, if we don't use real doctors, you get a discount. And he said, absolutely. Oh, you're gonna. You just put some lotion on. You want to heal Brady. Is this a healing thing? Can't he catch herpes from you doing this? I don't know what you're doing.

[Wayne]

Blood is flowing.

[Annie Letterman]

I have to get into the. I have to get through the anal cavity to get into the.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay, I'll watch that. We'll wait.

[Annie Letterman]

Your wife has to okay this.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, she's going to be fine. It's medical. This isn't dirty.

[Annie Letterman]

She's like, someone do this?

[Larry McFeely]

I mean, I haven't done this in a while. She's not doing it.

[Wayne]

Let's go to break.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, that's the thing. Annie Letterman's at Desert Regent Proud this weekend. You don't have cancer, do you?

[Annie Letterman]

No. I am a cancer, though.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, okay.

[Annie Letterman]

Well, so my mom calls me.

[Larry McFeely]

Is it because of when you were born or just a nickname?

[Annie Letterman]

No, when I was born.

[Larry McFeely]

Making sure you're not an absolute tumor on life.

[Annie Letterman]

That's what you know.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. And I'm going to tell you, we don't get a girl in here a lot and it's not because.

[Annie Letterman]

And you barely got one.

[Larry McFeely]

Now, look, it's not like they're banging down the door, but it's also our choice, so shut up.

[Annie Letterman]

No, I love. I love coming. I'm a pick me girl.

[Larry McFeely]

Let me.

[Annie Letterman]

I can hang with the guys. I'm not like those other girls. I'm like those other girls that talk too much.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, we don't need them. What is your opinion as a woman of this dildo situation for the wnba?

[Annie Letterman]

So funny.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, me too. Okay, good. So we all agree the whole thing is so funny. Is there ever a time, did you.

[Annie Letterman]

Know that they come strapped on if they're just throwing lesbians onto the.

[Larry McFeely]

I missed that.

[Wayne]

You missed the body part.

[Larry McFeely]

So after the first bounce, who is doing.

[Annie Letterman]

Who's throwing the dildos?

[Larry McFeely]

Coolest people in the world, I think. Dudes. Cool guys. So they just banned bags. They just banned bags because they actually thought to themselves that'll stop it. Like they don't realize where you would actually.

[Annie Letterman]

Now women can't come because we need our purses. We can't go anywhere.

[Larry McFeely]

So the only people that can't go are women who didn't have dildos.

[Annie Letterman]

Yes.

[Larry McFeely]

And the people who do are just going to stuff them back in their pants.

[Annie Letterman]

The women come with them inside.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, exactly.

[Annie Letterman]

When we're going to the wnba, we're going to, you know, release. We're going. We have our own things on what we're going to watch. It's like a lesbian.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, you're vibrating.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

You like watching the girls?

[Annie Letterman]

Yes. It's a lesbian experience for us.

[Larry McFeely]

Is it? Oh, I know it's a lesbian experience. I've been to them before.

[Annie Letterman]

It is funny that to be a good baseball or basketball player, you have to be kind of like pretty tall and the stature of like a lesbian. And then you could do the, like you do your hair back and like you just. Are you just like you go to a lesbian. Chicken or egg? Do you know what I mean?

[Larry McFeely]

It's chicken or egg.

[Wayne]

And if you don't fit like someone like Caitlin Carla, they don't like her then.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, well, she's not a lesbian. She's not doing it like you said. She didn't go to the lesbian barbershop and get it all straightened out.

[Annie Letterman]

It is funny. They hate her, but she's bringing their.

[Larry McFeely]

Like, not like these dildos, though. What's been more better? What's been better for the league is the Caitlin's ability to play or the dildos flying. Nothing's unfunny about a flying dildo ever.

[Annie Letterman]

And it's the perfect surface for a dildo to bounce on, too. But they are heavy.

[Larry McFeely]

I've offered $10,000 if you can do the backflip and make it stick so when the referee has to take it off the court, he's got to tug it a few times. Wouldn't it be awesome? 10 grand.

[Wayne]

Pry it off.

[Larry McFeely]

And then they'll sue us and say, you encourage this. I'm like, you're goddamn right I did. At Brady's upcoming funeral.

[Annie Letterman]

To.

[Larry McFeely]

Dildos are going to be flying all over.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, my God.

[Wayne]

And put the little hot tub in the center and you throw them in there. Content.

[Annie Letterman]

I think we do closed casket. Okay. And then we.

[Larry McFeely]

We starts.

[Annie Letterman]

And then if you can get him on, you can pull it. You can pull it open. You pop it open with.

[Larry McFeely]

With him. And then we reveal that Brady's in there or he's not.

[Annie Letterman]

No. Brady's gonna live a long life.

[Larry McFeely]

I. I agree, but soon he'll die from this cancer, and then he'll live on in our memories. I see what you're saying, but the.

[Annie Letterman]

We'll keep the cat tumor, like, sitting. It's just his kidney is sitting on the.

[Larry McFeely]

It lives. We can only. That would be neat. You're so horrible to join us in on this immediately.

[Annie Letterman]

Well, I mean, it kind of couldn't be a more perfect day.

[Larry McFeely]

It really is. Well, not for him. What a treaty.

[Annie Letterman]

And you're like, oh, cancer guy. Oh, delicious.

[Larry McFeely]

Easy gift. Normally, you go to a radio station, talk about traffic, weather. We're talking about this dude's tumor. It's awesome.

[Annie Letterman]

I would have worn black.

[Larry McFeely]

Maybe if you did.

[Annie Letterman]

My pants are not.

[Larry McFeely]

So you can. You look a little like Run DMC and Nickelback blew up.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah. Oh, thank you.

[Larry McFeely]

It's kind of a good look.

[Annie Letterman]

Listen, I'm just here to support Nickelback.

[Larry McFeely]

And you have a Nickelback, and I'm.

[Annie Letterman]

Gonna have Nickelback sing rock star at your funeral.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, we should keep it open and then do the backflip and see if we can get one to stick right on Brady's genitals.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, so we can find He Can.

[Larry McFeely]

So he can have a big one for the. Yeah. For the first time ever. Bury him with a big. Buried with a biggin.

[Annie Letterman]

Are you scared?

[Wayne]

Not really.

[Annie Letterman]

Because they're giving you good prognosis. They're giving you like.

[Wayne]

Yeah.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, in all honesty, he only hears some of this.

[Annie Letterman]

You're going to be such a loser if you're just you.

[Larry McFeely]

It's probably true.

[Annie Letterman]

You're talking to yourself like a psycho.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, you'll show up every year, right?

[Annie Letterman]

I'm the rib. The rib of a man shows up to hang out.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, you could pop by every August.

[Annie Letterman]

That actually would be so funny. If you just animated the.

[Larry McFeely]

What are they called?

[Annie Letterman]

They call it the hole. We're not allowed to say that anymore. Right, but the radio. The woman on the radio is called the hole.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, I've never called.

[Annie Letterman]

You've never heard.

[Larry McFeely]

But I just say it. Slut. I use different words.

[Annie Letterman]

Wait, I saw the what you're not allowed to say on the fridge in the kitchen here.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, we have that.

[Annie Letterman]

I don't.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Annie Letterman]

You guys are so screwed. It basically looks like it's an advertisement. The don't is like an advertisement for your show.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, that's for Brady, though. The only reason to put anything on.

[Annie Letterman]

But you get a cancer pass.

[Wayne]

Now it's refrigerator. That's don't.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Annie Letterman]

If the refrigerator is like, do not.

[Wayne]

Let the bear in it.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, exactly. So, okay, and what were symptoms? You just had a stomach ache or what?

[Wayne]

Nothing.

[Annie Letterman]

Nothing.

[Wayne]

Just had an ultrasound because I had to check. Kidneys. Yeah, kidney stones.

[Annie Letterman]

Right.

[Wayne]

Every year I get it done. And this past year they saw a little shadowing on there and like, let's get an MRI just to double check.

[Larry McFeely]

And he's actually really. This is all just a big tumor. I noticed years ago. I was like, something's wrong.

[Wayne]

It's a 80 pound tumor.

[Larry McFeely]

What if you.

[Annie Letterman]

You just come. You come back. He's just Brad Williams the whole time.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, my God.

[Annie Letterman]

He's not even.

[Larry McFeely]

So when you come back next year, he's going to be in all that prednisone. He's going to have that weird moon face.

[Annie Letterman]

He's going to have no eyebrows.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, his eyebrows will be gone. He'll have that big orangutan moon face and we're going to be ripping him like crazy.

[Wayne]

Jeffrey Ross.

[Annie Letterman]

What is that? Well, by the way, Jeff got alopecia.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Annie Letterman]

And then like three years before he got cancer. And then he like announced it again. Like, we all kind of thought you had cancer.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, we. You Jumped ahead of the game a little.

[Annie Letterman]

But there's a. There's this guy Alex at the com who. He's a funny comic. He's got a. I come in and they're like, alex just found out he has like cancer behind his eye. He's wearing an eye patch. And I go, I go, oh. And then they say something and I thought they said, don't make fun of him. And I went, oh, wait, don't make fun of him. And they're like, no, no, no. We're gonna do like a charity farm. So what are you doing? I go, oh, of course. And I'm like shoving people away. Cause he's Asian. And I had been watching. I'd been watching Squid games. The Dead, Walking Dead.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah.

[Annie Letterman]

And there's like an amazing death of an Asian guy where they like bash spoiler. But this came out in like 1992. They like Bash his eye. So like his eye pops out. So I was like, oh, my God, you look. I could not run to him faster to be like, it's you.

[Larry McFeely]

You had your phone out. Because your reference, your reference was so solid.

[Annie Letterman]

I was like, have you been watching the 2003 hit Walking Dead?

[Larry McFeely]

And that one character that you don't.

[Annie Letterman]

Remember killed off the first season.

[Larry McFeely]

And then of course, you could have picked any Asian.

[Annie Letterman]

I know, it's true.

[Larry McFeely]

Look exactly the same. Any one eyed Asian. One eyed Asian is a great card game.

[Annie Letterman]

I love a one eyed Asian.

[Larry McFeely]

One Asian is solid. Have you ever been with a one eyed Asian?

[Annie Letterman]

Not, you know, I'm marrying an Asian.

[Larry McFeely]

Are you really? That was.

[Annie Letterman]

But he's half Asian. He's half Asian.

[Larry McFeely]

So you just got tired. Got tired of the big ones.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah. Yes, I was. I was too. Yeah, I was just. Yeah, I was.

[Larry McFeely]

You're like, he's half Asian, half Mexican.

[Annie Letterman]

No, I'm saying he's half Asian, so he's Mexican.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, I see.

[Annie Letterman]

Everyone speaks Spanish and it's so funny. He gets. No, no one.

[Larry McFeely]

He just looks like a Mexican guy. Yeah. Nobody. I don't think anybody's done that to any Japanese people in a long time.

[Annie Letterman]

I made him Japanese.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, I went Asian. But the one, the one I remember the most. Look, it's the anniversary of us bombing him. We got to keep him in.

[Annie Letterman]

Is it the anniversary?

[Larry McFeely]

Well, tomorrow and Yesterday are the 80th anniversary of Sunshine.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, my God. Way to try to like steal the thunder.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I know. Exactly, exactly. Wow, Mr. Cancer. We dropped two bombs 80 years ago. You wouldn't even know how long ago.

[Annie Letterman]

Did you tell him about this?

[Larry McFeely]

He. I've known a couple months.

[Wayne]

Yeah, a couple months.

[Larry McFeely]

And we were, we were basically going to let it go until right before the surgery. And my philosophy was you talk about whenever you're comfortable, but let's do it right before you get your kidney removed. Because if we start talking about it a little early, like we already have now, there's going to be jokes and stuff. And if he dies on the operating table, then it was like really mean. Well, it'll be more later, but that's kind of mean.

[Annie Letterman]

No, you're gonna get. People are gonna pray for you. It's gonna be cute.

[Larry McFeely]

It is adorable.

[Annie Letterman]

You want people to pray for you. That feels good.

[Larry McFeely]

Does it?

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah. You're like, yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Do you notice that? I think what if they pray against you?

[Annie Letterman]

Well, that's it.

[Larry McFeely]

Doesn't it work equally?

[Annie Letterman]

There might be one or two, but against all odds, you've. You've cut. You've become quite successful for like who you are as the most terrible person I've ever. Thanks for, thanks for noticing such an awful, terrible guy. It's like you've been rewarded. So somewhere deep down like your, your true self is actually sweet, but you're hiding behind being just this evil man.

[Larry McFeely]

You know what is funny about that? Even through all of it, he's the one who gets cancer. So it doesn't matter how you act in life, Karma's not a thing.

[Annie Letterman]

Cause he's evil on the inside and sweet on the outside.

[Larry McFeely]

That's true. His true deep inner him is evil.

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[Larry McFeely]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Annie Letterman]

Wait. I'm having a very weird girly moment where I'm realizing that you guys both have gorgeous eyes that match your shirt.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, can you believe it?

[Annie Letterman]

And such hideous bodies.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm just noticing.

[Annie Letterman]

But, like, the rest is so.

[Larry McFeely]

And I'm just noticing you have eyes. It's funny you say that.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, my gosh. I don't ever come in, like, being, like, if I just come in, like.

[Larry McFeely]

With your cans up. Yeah, this one.

[Annie Letterman]

I. Sometimes I wear these. Like, I have these, like, it's for trans women. And I. I can't imagine women that have, like, that have had reconstructors or.

[Larry McFeely]

That already this really big fake boobs.

[Annie Letterman]

I'll wear. And I like, just do, like, you know, I'll just go around.

[Larry McFeely]

You wear the trans cans.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, we go nuts. And I. Who's wearing My fiance. Yeah. Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

Does he wear them?

[Annie Letterman]

No, but he. I will say he's got a bunch of tattoos. And he does look like the first pregnant trans man. Do you remember when the trans man got pregnant? It was like the Asian. It looks exactly like the.

[Larry McFeely]

No, it was a. It was something like that.

[Annie Letterman]

It was.

[Larry McFeely]

Babe. It was Jim Beatty. It was on Oprah and stuff.

[Annie Letterman]

Yes.

[Larry McFeely]

Had a vagina and a beard and all that, which is.

[Annie Letterman]

Listen, we're intrigued.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I'm still talking about him. I'm looking.

[Annie Letterman]

Listen, I don't mind. I love. I think trans men are so cute. Bring your little wrists over here. They're adorable. Safe men. I call them safe men.

[Larry McFeely]

Very safe men.

[Annie Letterman]

Very cute.

[Larry McFeely]

Because they're not really gonna hurt you.

[Annie Letterman]

They're not gonna hurt you.

[Larry McFeely]

And if they do, they're gonna go shopping with you.

[Annie Letterman]

It's like, they might throw to be cool. They might throw a dildo on the stage.

[Larry McFeely]

Maybe a tickle rape.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, they might throw a dildo at the. At a WNBA player just to be a real man.

[Larry McFeely]

But they wouldn't make it to the court. They'd have to be on like. They throw like women. They can'. Throw it.

[Wayne]

We had one ear. And by the way, the guy didn't make it to the court. He got arrested.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, my God.

[Larry McFeely]

He made it to the second row.

[Annie Letterman]

A kid.

[Larry McFeely]

They hit a kid?

[Annie Letterman]

Father and his daughter.

[Larry McFeely]

Yes.

[Annie Letterman]

And you had him as a guest.

[Larry McFeely]

No. Good Lord. We should, though. We should teach him to throw like a man.

[Annie Letterman]

Sick. If you found this guy like you. You're like, he just got released.

[Larry McFeely]

My guess is he could be listening. He was adopted by a couple lesbians. They don't know how to throw. And he threw it about four rows.

[Annie Letterman]

I did date. I did date a guy. I did date a guy that had two moms.

[Larry McFeely]

Is that right?

[Annie Letterman]

And he was very bad at throwing. He was soft. He was soft. He was soft.

[Larry McFeely]

He was like.

[Annie Letterman]

He was sweet. He was.

[Larry McFeely]

Are we talking pink pony soft or. He was like, how soft?

[Annie Letterman]

Like, so emotional. Oh, we don't need.

[Wayne]

He cried a lot.

[Annie Letterman]

A lot of tears.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, we don't need that. And what. But why'd you break up? Because of that?

[Annie Letterman]

Well, because I started to be like, am I a lesbian? Because I'm.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I'm dating a. Banging a woman.

[Annie Letterman]

Super soft.

[Larry McFeely]

A vagina.

[Annie Letterman]

A vagina.

[Larry McFeely]

Thank you. We played charades.

[Annie Letterman]

I was like, if he were, that.

[Wayne]

Was a good one too.

[Annie Letterman]

I'm being so good at not cursing.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, but you did the hand thing, and this was too big, by the way. Next time you do it, just use a couple. Yeah, they're like paper cuts.

[Annie Letterman]

They're pretty tiny.

[Larry McFeely]

You're breaking out the Arby's. We don't need that. We don't need a Big Montana.

[Annie Letterman]

Only fans. I. I banged 175 guys in one day.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. What's.

[Annie Letterman]

The poor girls. They're. And they're always like, so, like, at the end, they're so.

[Larry McFeely]

They're out of gas.

[Annie Letterman]

They're very, like, surprised, I think, at how sad they end up being.

[Larry McFeely]

I like, dude, 325. I just, like. They just gotta stand there and stroke like, virgin.

[Wayne]

Are they?

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know who signs up for that. But if I'm not first five in line, I'm not standing. I don't stand in Line for the bathroom.

[Annie Letterman]

Just thinking about, like, physically, what would happen to a lady part after all.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, exactly what your hands are insinuating would happen. You turn into that diamond way. You catch a football.

[Annie Letterman]

Does it get cold all of a sudden? Does it become, it looks like his liver?

[Larry McFeely]

His kidneys. His liver's fine. Let's not jump ahead.

[Annie Letterman]

Let's not jump ahead.

[Larry McFeely]

Hasn't missed cereal. You're putting it in all his other organs. The guy's like, oh, my God.

[Annie Letterman]

I'm being really gossipy and spreading his cancer over his body.

[Larry McFeely]

She spilled the tea and it metastasized.

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, my God.

[Larry McFeely]

Annie Letterman's at Desert Ridge Improv tonight, tomorrow and Saturday. Tell us what you've been doing. We're in a hurry today because he wasted all of our time with this.

[Annie Letterman]

Well, we don't want. I know. We don't want to waste. He's got to get up.

[Larry McFeely]

He's got to hurry up.

[Annie Letterman]

Evening of life.

[Larry McFeely]

He's got up and he's gonna stay up till 9.

[Annie Letterman]

Speaking of tick tock, I've been crushing. No, I am. I've been meditating. I've been doing good stuff. I'm having fun. I'm learning. I did actually do a thing where we were like.

[Larry McFeely]

You're doing healing hands.

[Annie Letterman]

You should start doing some more.

[Wayne]

My wife has them. Why?

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, really?

[Wayne]

Yeah.

[Annie Letterman]

Because it'll make you feel. It will raise your vibrations.

[Larry McFeely]

That's dumb. So do the Beach. The Beach Boys do that.

[Annie Letterman]

You're gonna have a terrible death.

[Larry McFeely]

Probably, but aren't we gonna just wither away? So you think you're just gonna die in a bed of poppies?

[Annie Letterman]

Yes.

[Larry McFeely]

No, you're not.

[Annie Letterman]

Heroin.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, that's how I wanna go out. That doesn't sound so.

[Annie Letterman]

What? What does? Poppy seeds made.

[Larry McFeely]

Now, if he got to the thing where they're like, it's terminal, I'd be encouraging heroin. He's lived a life without it.

[Wayne]

You'd od.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know that I'd o eventually. Yeah. I do it on purpose. It's the worst thing you can do.

[Annie Letterman]

Is to all think you're going to anyway, so.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, I'm not a drug addict yet, but I am, and I have. If you said, you know, stage four this, and there's no hope, I'd be like, all right. And they'd be like, here's the medicine.

[Annie Letterman]

You need to take.

[Larry McFeely]

I take it all.

[Annie Letterman]

Stage four, you love. You love performing so much.

[Larry McFeely]

A stage where, lucky me, I'm on stage.

[Annie Letterman]

He's doing A cover band.

[Wayne]

But they never say there's no hope.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, they do. They.

[Annie Letterman]

Sometimes they do.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Haven't you seen that Shriners commercial?

[Wayne]

You have? Just anywhere from one month to whatever. But I've never heard a doctor go, oh, there's no hope.

[Annie Letterman]

How. How is your family so freaking out? They must be freaking out.

[Larry McFeely]

Maybe Brady Hospice is. No.

[Wayne]

My wife and daughter.

[Annie Letterman]

Not.

[Larry McFeely]

Not like they have a whole facility.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, because it's not. Yeah. And you're not. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. You'll see. Doctor will tell you no hope eventually.

[Wayne]

The what?

[Larry McFeely]

The doctor will tell you no hope eventually. Right now they're being nice.

[Annie Letterman]

Such a monster.

[Larry McFeely]

I'd hate to do it to him. Let's not look at him and we'll talk.

[Wayne]

He's not one we don't want to tell.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

No.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm the one who wants to be the tough love because he thinks he can still eat steak and salt and ice cream and things like that. So.

[Annie Letterman]

Those days are over, our big friends. You do got to bully them.

[Larry McFeely]

You got to bully the big ones. You got to bully the biggest. You got to bully the biggest. We should have T shirts. Bully the big. Ems.

[Annie Letterman]

Bully the big.

[Larry McFeely]

Because. Yeah, he read the first line of the Wikipedia that says you don't have to change your diet too much after your kidney gets removed. And then the word. And then he skipped over the next line.

[Annie Letterman]

It's like a seek and find. You always find, like the word that's.

[Larry McFeely]

The one you want.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, exactly.

[Larry McFeely]

However. And then it said, avoid proteins, ice cream, all that stuff. And he's like, yeah, he didn't read that part.

[Wayne]

Moderation.

[Larry McFeely]

No, it says.

[Annie Letterman]

Well, he's like, if I'm gonna have a terminal illness, I want to go out eating ice cream.

[Larry McFeely]

It's not terminal.

[Annie Letterman]

It's a mind melody.

[Larry McFeely]

Ice cream is terminal. The tumor is gone. He just has a kidney that's about as useful as this piece of paper.

[Annie Letterman]

Now, what's going on with you? Because you're softening up. You're usually a little, like, more rock hard.

[Larry McFeely]

Hey, what's going on with you? You're getting a little, like, have I got a can going? Is it might be just the shirt. No, I'm still good.

[Annie Letterman]

You're mammy. You're a little mammy up here.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm not mamming right now. I'm fine. It might be just because I'm slumping.

[Annie Letterman]

You're very ma.

[Larry McFeely]

Here, come touch him.

[Annie Letterman]

I gotta take some of the heat.

[Larry McFeely]

Off of our well. No, he's good.

[Annie Letterman]

He's not our victim.

[Larry McFeely]

Get it all out of your system now. Might be the last time.

[Annie Letterman]

I want to get the cancer out of his system.

[Larry McFeely]

Dude, did you really want to touch? You really want to touch? Now you're making me sit up straight. That's your fault.

[Annie Letterman]

That's my rage. I gave you good.

[Larry McFeely]

I gotta sit up. Pop the cans out. I gotta make them tight.

[Wayne]

See what you've done here?

[Larry McFeely]

Damn you. Yeah, now I'm a mess. Now I'm the worst.

[Annie Letterman]

Isn't it funny to make fun of him?

[Larry McFeely]

I'm fine.

[Annie Letterman]

I'm fat. Like, he's like. But I have. I have my own fat. So nobody tells me I have a fat. So you never call me.

[Larry McFeely]

You can't look at him and see me as fat. Knock it off. We all look thinner.

[Annie Letterman]

He's not even bald. You just made him shave his head. So you're not the bald.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm not the only one. I'm not the bald.

[Wayne]

Bullied me into that, too.

[Annie Letterman]

He did. He usually has a bowl cut, which.

[Larry McFeely]

Is very Annie's at the Desert Regen Prev. When's the marriage?

[Annie Letterman]

Oh, I.

[Larry McFeely]

It's like you said, you're engaged.

[Annie Letterman]

You're holding the ring up.

[Larry McFeely]

Why? Who's holding it up?

[Annie Letterman]

What?

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, what does he do? Is he a teacher?

[Annie Letterman]

I paid for this.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, that makes.

[Annie Letterman]

How dare you think I was.

[Larry McFeely]

I assumed math.

[Annie Letterman]

I'm the breadwinner and the yeast maker of my house. What.

[Wayne]

What does he do?

[Annie Letterman]

He's a story producer. And he works in post on reality TV shows. He was actually just out of the country for a long time. Yes. He got deported. He's a little Cambodian boy. He's been. He was making shoes for all of us.

[Larry McFeely]

That's cute.

[Annie Letterman]

He was making this beautiful Nikes that.

[Wayne]

You're nice.

[Larry McFeely]

But he does work. He's like. You say he does these things. He's not like a waiter who.

[Annie Letterman]

No, he's. No, he's great. And he's. He's moving up really fast in his field.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, good for him.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, he's doing great. He's. He works on a show called Outlast. Netflix. It's getting its third season. It's very.

[Larry McFeely]

There we go. Never heard of it. What is it?

[Annie Letterman]

It's a survival show. It's awesome.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, okay.

[Annie Letterman]

Should be on it.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Annie Letterman]

This has also become a survival show.

[Larry McFeely]

People who have illnesses on those shows. Yeah, like all. Every stage full of painful people.

[Annie Letterman]

I think we should have hot people. I think we should just have hot people trying to survive. Don't you think, like, don't you want to just see?

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, I love Survivor and stuff.

[Annie Letterman]

And I'm like, there's Love Island. Yeah, exactly. But make them, like, have to, like, know how to start fire.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, you make them actually survive.

[Annie Letterman]

Yeah, like, really make them.

[Larry McFeely]

But we got to give them, like, a place to stay, too, because they got a shower. Yeah.

[Annie Letterman]

We don't want them to be stinky.

[Larry McFeely]

Because otherwise it's that naked and afraid and that just gets gross.

[Annie Letterman]

Which they have. No. You know that they don't win anything at the end of Naked and Fried.

[Larry McFeely]

They don't.

[Annie Letterman]

I thought they got a million bucks.

[Larry McFeely]

They just.

[Annie Letterman]

They just survived. I don't think they get a dollar.

[Larry McFeely]

They have to get something. Who would put themselves through that?

[Annie Letterman]

Weirdos.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, weirdos. You're right.

[Annie Letterman]

Very weird people.

[Larry McFeely]

That's very true. Annie, tell us something that will change the world. We have to run. I hate letting you go early because you're always fun.

[Annie Letterman]

Something that will change the world. These shows, these weekend. This weekend are going to be. We're going to cure cancer.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, Brady, you should go.

[Annie Letterman]

That was going to be so fun, though. I like to cultivate a hang. I like. I love doing meet and greets afterwards. It's so fun.

[Larry McFeely]

It's the chemo of comedy. I always call chemo of comedy.

[Annie Letterman]

It's like, let's. Who knows? Life is short. Let's have some fun. Come to the Desert Ridge improv. It's going to be party, party. And also, I'm in Tucson on Sunday.

[Larry McFeely]

What are you doing down there? Did you lose a bet? Yeah. You owed some.

[Annie Letterman]

I'm gonna go buy some turquoise.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, you're gonna get. You don't have to buy. They just throw it at you. Like dildos. I would love.

[Wayne]

It's on the side of the road.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, they just chop.

[Annie Letterman]

Guys, we need to go. We need to even it out. We need to go to the NBA and we need to start throwing some pocket peas. We need to throw some flashlights and just even it out. That's right, women. We need to take back our power.

[Larry McFeely]

And I've been super responsible. I'm like, if you're gonna throw a dildo at them, wait till they're to the court. Throw it at the floor. They're not using half the time.

[Annie Letterman]

I'm going to be honest. It is violent. They're.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, you. They're not light. They're not light to get the. To get a good throw, you got to have some weight behind it. Right?

[Annie Letterman]

And they. And a lot of the players have big like foreheads. So it's like you're.

[Larry McFeely]

You're calling them ugly. They got five heads.

[Annie Letterman]

Brady and I have like a unicorn of sorts.

[Larry McFeely]

A unidike. I don't think that's a thing. But I'd like it. It's a misfire.

[Annie Letterman]

No, I do. I love women. And I love. And I love.

[Larry McFeely]

Boy, it sounds like it.

[Annie Letterman]

And I love when you come to my shows, guys.

[Larry McFeely]

That's right.

[Annie Letterman]

Your booty's there.

[Larry McFeely]

And they will this weekend. Annie Letterman.

[Annie Letterman]

Love you guys. So fun to see you.

[Larry McFeely]

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[Wayne]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fee.

[Annie Letterman]

I have heard enough of this.

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[Larry McFeely]

Oh. What you eating?

[Annie Letterman]

The new banana split cookie from AM pm.

[Wayne]

All freshly baked with real butter with banana, chocolate and strawberry flavors.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow, that sounds. Sounds amazing. Can I have a bite?

[Wayne]

I'm sorry but no.

[Annie Letterman]

But you can't split the banana split.

[Wayne]

Not even a little?

[Annie Letterman]

Not even a crumb.

[Larry McFeely]

What if.

[Wayne]

No, please.

[Annie Letterman]

Mine.

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[Wayne]

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