08-07-25 - BR - THU - Brady One Upped Bret's BDay By Announcing His Cancer And Denies The Diet Restrictions - Fun Facts On Central Park Value And Abe Lincoln Wrestling - 18k Black Bears In Colorado Springs Says Brady

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: August 7, 2025 Host: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

In the August 7, 2025 episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg, along with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, deliver a mix of humor, heartfelt moments, and quirky trivia. The episode delves into personal updates, listener interactions, fundraising efforts, and intriguing fun facts, all wrapped in the show's signature entertaining style.

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1. Brady's Cancer Announcement and Brett's Birthday

The episode kicks off with a surprising and humorous twist as Brady announces his cancer diagnosis on Brett's birthday, leading to a blend of concern and comedic banter among the hosts.

• Larry McFeely (00:03:36): “The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. It's Brett's birthday and Brady ruined it.”
• Brady Bogen (00:01:58): “I did.”
• Brett Vesely (00:02:03): “Yeah, thanks.” (in response to Brady’s interruption)

Brett expresses his frustration humorously, emphasizing the unexpected nature of the announcement.

• Brett Vesely (00:03:39): “Ruined my birthday. I'm not giving him nothing.”
• Larry McFeely (00:03:43): “Selfie. Son of a. This guy.”

2. Listener Emails and Humorous Interactions

The hosts share and react to various listener emails, mixing sarcasm and humor to engage the audience.

• Larry McFeely (00:03:08): “By the way, I got an email from Nicholas that says, hey, Brian Ryan, you started this. Your stupid, sad email. F you for crying about your name. You gave Brady cancer.”

One notable email from a blind listener, Sean Rockefeller, requests a "Brady spot," sparking a series of jokes about the nature of the request.

• Sean Rockefeller: “Just kidding. I love you, Brady.”

Another humorous email from Paula, who blames Brady's cancer on a failed witch doctor experiment.

• Larry McFeely (00:03:36): “We missed our target. Sincerely, Paula the Toledo hater.”

3. Fundraising for Brady's Surgery: The Million Bottle Challenge

A significant portion of the episode focuses on fundraising for Brady's upcoming surgery, aiming to collect one million bottles of water. Brett is on-site at Safeway, enthusiastically encouraging listeners to contribute.

• Brett Vesely (00:05:20): “We're 48th street and Elliott right here at the Safeway, and we're. It's going. So. It's going pretty good so far, but of course, we can always use more.”

The hosts highlight the community's support and the various incentives for donors, such as Pantera tickets and KUPD swag.

• Larry McFeely (00:06:03): “You guys can help out with that. Brett, where are you at right now? How's it going?”
• Brett Vesely (00:06:32): “We're at Safeway collecting more water. We'll talk to you in a little bit.”

4. Fun Facts and Trivia

Interspersed with the main discussions, the hosts share amusing and bizarre fun facts, adding an educational twist to the show.

A. Central Park's Land Value Explosion

Brady shares a staggering estimate of Central Park's land value, which sparks confusion and disbelief among the hosts.

• Brady Bogen (00:09:10): “The estimated value of the 843 acres of land in New York Central park was estimated to be 529 billion in 2005.”
• Larry McFeely (00:09:22): “Wow. It's trillion.”
• Brady Bogen (00:09:27): “Recent estimates.”

The conversation highlights the unrealistic jump in valuation, leading to humorous skepticism.

B. Abraham Lincoln and Wrestling

Brady introduces a quirky historical "fact" about Abraham Lincoln inventing a wrestling move, which the hosts humorously dispute.

• Brady Bogen (00:13:17): “There's a pro wrestling move, you know, called the choke slam, where the wrestler lifts the opponent up by the throat. We've seen it. It was invented during an amateur wrestling match by Abraham Lincoln.”
• Larry McFeely (00:13:39): “You can't prove that. You can't prove that. That's Brady's Madison talking right there. There's no way.”

This segment showcases the hosts' playful banter and willingness to entertain outlandish claims.

5. Random News Bits and Bizarre Stories

The episode features a series of odd news stories, each prompting laughter and incredulity from the hosts.

A. Woman Stuck in a Chimney

A story about a 31-year-old woman in Los Angeles who fell into a chimney while dancing on the roof, leading to a humorous take on the incident.

• Brady Bogen (00:14:06): “There's a 31 year old lady in Los Angeles. She had to be rescued from a chimney on Tuesday evening.”

B. Refrigerator Incident in Seattle

Brady reports on a bizarre case in Seattle where a man humped a refrigerator and threatened those inside, resulting in his arrest.

• Brady Bogen (00:15:44): “Police in Seattle arrested a guy, 33 year old dude. He was a Trader Joe's. He humped a refrigerator and then threatened to kill everyone in there but in.”

The hosts mock the absurdity of the scenario, blending shock with humor.

C. Amazon Deliverer in Spain

A report about a British woman in Spain who found an Amazon deliverer masturbating in her bedroom, leading to exaggerated reactions.

• Brady Bogen (00:16:40): “A British woman...she ended up going upstairs to the bedroom to get something and there he is in the bedroom masturbating.”

6. Bear Population in Colorado Springs

Brady shares an unexpected fun fact about the black bear population in Colorado Springs, totaling 18,500, which the hosts find both impressive and humorous.

• Brady Bogen (00:19:40): “In Colorado Springs, they had a little problem. Lady was like, I think I see some black bears out in the sewers...They have a population of 18,500 black.”

The hosts joke about the plausibility of such a high number, enhancing the segment's comedic value.

7. Dietary Restrictions and Kidney Surgery

A heartfelt yet comedic discussion unfolds about Brady's impending kidney surgery, focusing on the minimal dietary restrictions and the hosts' exaggerated responses.

• Larry McFeely (00:29:50): “They said, if your remaining kidney is not healthy, you may need to limit protein, sodium, phosphorus, and fluids.”
• Larry McFeely (00:29:59): “Brady, I'll be on a seafood diet. He read the whole first thing.”

Brady clarifies his actual dietary guidelines, countering the hosts' hyperbolic interpretations.

• Brady Bogen (00:33:30): “If you drink 20 ounces of water, I can have a 42 ounces.”

8. Annie Letterman Joins the Show

As the episode progresses towards its conclusion, Annie Letterman makes an appearance, adding another layer of entertainment and anticipation for upcoming segments.

• Larry McFeely (00:38:28): “Annie Letterman is here. Where's she Playing standing Desert Ridge improv. We'll talk to her next.”

9. Closing Remarks and Final Fundraising Push

Before ending, the hosts return focus to the fundraising effort, urging listeners to contribute to Brady's surgery fund while maintaining their characteristic humor.

• Brett Vesely (00:37:30): “We deal with it. You still got time to be here for another 15 minutes or so. You need to drop that cash or you got time to go on his job.”
• Larry McFeely (00:38:10): “Brett's out there by Guadalupe. It's birthday boy Brett. 48th street in Elliott this morning.”

Brady humorously acknowledges the medical advice while the hosts continue to tease him about his dietary needs post-surgery.

• Brady Bogen (00:33:16): “He read the whole first thing. The opening line is the most important.”

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Conclusion

The August 7, 2025 episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" seamlessly blends personal updates, community support, and lighthearted humor. From Brady's candid announcement of his health struggles to the hosts' comedic interactions and the community's response, the episode underscores the show's commitment to entertaining and engaging its listeners. Whether through bizarre news stories, unbelievable fun facts, or the earnest fundraising efforts for Brady, the hosts maintain a balance of humor and heart, ensuring that even amidst challenging topics, the audience remains both entertained and informed.

Transcript

[Larry McFeely]

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[Brady]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Byron]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Byron]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Brady]

I did.

[Larry McFeely]

Brady ruined Brett's birthday and he. Hi Brett. Happy birthday.

[Brett]

Yeah, thanks.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. What a selfish prick. Couldn't wait till tomorrow. Had to ruin your birthday with a big Cancer report. Unbelievable. Yeah. By the way, I got an email from Nicholas that says, hey, Brian Ryan, you started this. Your stupid, sad email. F you for crying about your name. You gave Brady cancer. Yeah, we can look at it from that. Because prior to that letter, we didn't know about Brady's cancer. Wide apartment man says, I don't know the policy. And this is such a great email. It's from Andre, one of our black listeners. Brett, you're gonna like this. It says, I don't know the policy at Hubbard broadcast, and he spelled both words wrong. It's. It says, but if they allow black guys. Can I have Brady spot, please? Yes. By spot, do you mean the shadow on his kidney or. Which kind of spot are we talking about? This is. Will there be a job opening as soon as Brady's gone? I'd like to read the news. I'm almost positive I can get through it as well as Brady does. Just kidding. I love you, Brady. Signed, Sean Rockefeller, your blind listener. Hey, could. We could probably get you reading. We're not going to do any. Brady.

[Brady]

You can definitely read it better.

[Larry McFeely]

This one says, I can't help but feel somewhat responsible for your diagnosis, and I sincerely apologize. I've been experimenting with a Haitian witch doctor, and I think something went wrong and it hit the wrong guy. We missed our target. Sincerely, Paula the Toledo hater. Yeah, she's been trying to witch doctor in a little bit of poison to Brady. Yeah. So there you go, Brett, A big plans for your birthday. You're gonna go see if your kidney's a match for Brady. That would be the ultimate gift, wouldn't it?

[Brett]

No, I ain't doing that.

[Larry McFeely]

You're not giving Brady a kidney.

[Brett]

Ruined my birthday. I'm not giving him nothing.

[Larry McFeely]

That's right. Selfie. Son of a. This guy. I just got another one that says, man, countdown. There's only 12 Brady reports left. And, like, Jesus. Well, no, there's not, because surgery's on, like, a Tuesday. Yeah. Yeah. Then we're not coming in on Monday, So there's only 11 left. Really? And that's if we can get to the.

[Brett]

We should play Countdown to shut down for Bird.

[Larry McFeely]

Every day's a gift. Every day. Don't you pile on. What? Hey, buddy, I used to work there. Can I come in and have my job back? No, no. Brady's going to be fine. Knock it off. Brad is out there this morning. He's. You're in worse shape than Brady. You're at 48th street in Elliott, for God's sakes. You're near Guadalupe? Yeah.

[Brett]

It's unbelievable.

[Brady]

Did you travel through the guard?

[Brett]

No, I'm going to do that on the way back. I was running a little bit behind, so. But, no, I'm going to. I'm going to see the tire shop restaurant that you keep raving about.

[Larry McFeely]

Mariscos Yantara. Yeah. Fish and tires. Delicious new restaurant in Guadalupe. You're collecting that water, like I said, 926,000 bottles. Looking to get a million before Labor Day. We've got a couple weeks to go. I think that's pretty good. We'll throw it in there, save Brady. It'll be on all the water towers. It's like Ferris Bueller. We do the million for Brady. How about that? And that'll be the thing.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

He can know when he's laying on that bed and he holds my hand, he goes, at least we got Tim a million. And then, boop. Like, ah, we did it. You guys can help out with that. Brett, where are you at right now? How's it going?

[Brett]

Yeah, we're 48th street and Elliot right here at the Safeway, and we're. It's going. So. It's going pretty good so far, but of course, we can always use more. So come on out here, donate some water. And like we always say, if you don't got time, just drop off that envelope, drop off some cash. I'll go in there and do some shopping for you. And you know that. You know, it's my birthday. I'm out here struggling with this heat.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And some guy brings me a bottle of ragu for my birthday. I'm like, are you kidding me?

[Brady]

Can't get any better than that.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. That sounds amazing. Congratulation. License. What a day. Yeah. Yeah. You're Italian.

[Brett]

That's got to be a ragu for Christ.

[Larry McFeely]

You should do. You should do ragu shots at the. At the van this morning. No, pour them out in a little cups.

[Brady]

Great idea.

[Larry McFeely]

Make the listeners pop some ragu shots.

[Brett]

No, bring the sambuca off. Screw that ragu.

[Larry McFeely]

Float some sambuca on top of it. Salute.

[Brett]

There you go.

[Larry McFeely]

That's not.

[Brett]

But, yeah, come on out here, Bring out that. Bring out that water for us. We are trying to hit the million. We will hit the million. I guarantee it, so. And while you're out here, we'll sign you up for Pantera tickets. I got some. I got some KUPD swag for you as well. Of course, we got to thank Lerner, Rowe, Amco, and of course, Albertson Safeway for helping us out with this big shindig we're having out here.

[Larry McFeely]

There you go. And don't turn your back on Guadalupe. And hopefully Awatuki and Chandler show up and drop off water. Yeah, that'll be a good thing. Safeway, 48th street and Elliot, that is where Brett is at the Safeway collecting more water. We'll talk to you in a little bit.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

See Brady, that's a nice thing.

[Brady]

Happy birthday.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Oh yeah. Happy birthday. Get him some balloons. Got an email. It says I'll take that spot. Everyone needs a token Indian. That's from Sanjay. I don't think he wouldn't come in the building. There's a shower in it and that's like kryptonite, right? Yeah, they don't like showers.

[Mo]

Put a bucket of mud outside somewhere, right?

[Larry McFeely]

No, they just like to see that that's their beautiful vistas. They'll just poop it. Oh, yeah. No Sanjay, nobody needs to token Indian. We give him all sorts of heat about it. And I'm glad he's back because his daughter was wandering around the building for a while there without him for like days. And what's going on around here, that's new. So that's a thing. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows as he's done enough by the way. And it's brought to you by our friends, allpro/allprochade.com they'll get you started on making shady spaces in your backyard. So you or front yard, wherever you want some shade. If you want shade in the side yard, let's do that. All Pro Shade will come out and give you an estimate. They won't charge you for that thing. You give them your idea, they expand on that idea and make you guys say, hey, we're getting shade. Going to drop those temperatures up to 20 degrees, blocking all that UV, the dangerous sunlight and making it really nice livable space in your backyard. Even though today dropping at 20 degrees is only 100 degrees, that's still better than 117. That's for darn sure. All pro shade.com get shady today, Brady reported.

[Brady]

Good Thursday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Larry McFeely]

Hello world. Hello friend.

[Brady]

Happy national cycle to work day.

[Larry McFeely]

I didn't know that I would have done it.

[Brady]

Couple of basis fun facts. Miller Light was originally called Gamblinger's diet beer when it was developed in 1967.

[Larry McFeely]

A little long, a little wordy. Well it is now, but I have that beer can. They made it Gamblingers. They really made a gabblingers oh, what year was it?

[Brady]

70 67.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay. Gabblingers. Somebody suggested we melt down all those cans and make a casket. I think people are the worst.

[Mo]

Like a tomb. The metal.

[Larry McFeely]

Big neat may be enough.

[Brady]

But I'd make an urn.

[Mo]

There you go.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay. The big ass urn with all those cans. We're gonna need it.

[Brady]

The estimated value of the 843 acres of land in New York Central park was estimated to be 529 billion in 2005.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow. It's trillion.

[Brady]

Recent estimates.

[Larry McFeely]

Three.

[Brady]

Right.

[Larry McFeely]

Three trillion.

[Brady]

40 trillion.

[Larry McFeely]

40 trillion since. In 20 years.

[Brady]

In 20 years.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow. It went from 500 billion 529 to.

[Brady]

42,005 and in 20 years.

[Larry McFeely]

Something's not right. That can't work.

[Brady]

I don't know what it is on Zillow.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. What happened there? Nothing's gone up like that in 20 years. That's.

[Brady]

I mean it's going to be based on, you know, stuff that's been selling around there. And then saying, okay, well if you're gonna put a building there.

[Larry McFeely]

I can't even do the math on that. Like I can't.

[Mo]

Like I can't footprint of one of those buildings.

[Larry McFeely]

Like what's 500? What would it have to turn into to be. I don't even know how to get to 40 trillion from 500 billion. I guess that's half. So it's 80. I don't know. It's 80 times. It grew 80 times its value. Right. New York did.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Mo]

It's like if you've got a $500,000 home here.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, but it 80 times. Then your house would be worth $400 million. That doesn't add up. Something's wrong with that. Not saying it's not right. I'm just saying there's a leak in the system. The very last line of maybe Luigi was right. Something's not right there.

[Brady]

The very last line of Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing.

[Larry McFeely]

I remember the ending.

[Brady]

Which you can barely hear as the song fades out.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm gay.

[Brady]

Are you ready for this?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Mo]

I just said wake up. Wake up, wake up.

[Larry McFeely]

That's not the last one.

[Brady]

Please don't procrastinate. It's not good to masturbate.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, I did know that. I've read that before. Yeah, because he wants sex. He doesn't want to beat it anymore. And then it turned out he was a homosexual. Yeah, that was why his dad was so mad at him. Marvin Gaye's story needs to be a movie. It would Be a good one. Starring Terence Howard's Morning Sickness Medicate KUPD hey, Byron. I was looking at mmpguns.com's website. You have everything, and the prices are incredible.

[Byron]

Yes, sir. Mmpguns.com has over 400,000 products for sale daily. Everything from firearms, ammunition, accessories, optics, clothing, decoys, and more. The best part is, if you see it on our website, it's in stock and ready to ship.

[Larry McFeely]

Wait, there's no backorders?

[Byron]

Nope. We work with all our distributors, so what you see on our site is what's actually available. We ship all over the country, so we're not just for Arizonans anymore. If the firearm you want is legal in your state, we can get it to a dealer for you to pick up.

[Larry McFeely]

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[Brady]

This is my favorite one baseless fun fact a long time because there's a pro wrestling move, you know, called the choke slam, where the wrestler lifts the opponent up by the throat. We've seen it.

[Larry McFeely]

Yep.

[Brady]

It was invented during an amateur wrestling match by Abraham Lincoln.

[Larry McFeely]

You can't prove that. You can't prove that. That's Brady's Madison talking right there. There's no way. Fact Abraham Lincoln a wasn't an amateur wrestler doing WWE stuff.

[Mo]

It was real back then. John.

[Larry McFeely]

Four score and seven years ago I your mom cookies. Yeah. This new dude with the hat is awesome. He's gonna be such a good heel.

[Brady]

There's a 31 year old lady in Los Angeles. She had to be rescued from a chimney on Tuesday evening. Witnesses say they she was dancing on the roof, waving her arms when she climbed onto the chimney and fell into it. Somehow she was stuck there three feet deep inside. Kind of folded her up. Firefighters were able to hoist her out safety with a rope system. She was alert and conscious but taken to the hospital in fair condition. Authorities haven't revealed what was going on. The building was an outbuilding from a storage for storage and it was by local parks and rec department. It was used by that department. They said I'm not sure if drugs were involved.

[Larry McFeely]

They were. Yeah. I got an email by the way, says I'm a physician and it's a well known fact that kidney cancer is caused by special orders at McDonald's. All of those. All those dudes that made you grilled cheese when you were a kid are like, ha ha ha. It also comes from eating semen and spit on McDonald's special orders when you go off menu at the Mickey D's.

[Mo]

So the captions actually.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, they do.

[Mo]

I don't know if you can.

[Larry McFeely]

This is the end of sexual healing. Barely hear it now. Oh, you can't hear that at all.

[Brady]

I got nothing.

[Mo]

But it has. The cat has it in the captions.

[Larry McFeely]

I guess the closed caption. Fans of Marvin Gaye.

[Mo]

You can find it.

[Brady]

Police in Seattle arrested a guy, 33 year old dude. He was a Trader Joe's. He humped a refrigerator and then threatened to kill everyone in there but in.

[Mo]

The fridge for watching.

[Brady]

I don't know if he was upset for them washing. He just. He copulated with the refrigerator and then decided I'm gonna hurt some people. The police got there in time.

[Larry McFeely]

He did, right? I thought he said he killed everyone in there. There were people in the refrigerator.

[Brady]

I didn't think about that.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. But now the refrigerator and then killed everybody in there. Like what were they doing in there?

[Brady]

But it's going to be tougher on him because he now cannot come within 500ft of a refrigerator.

[Larry McFeely]

Careful how you say that. Yeah. That's when you want to bounce around that.

[Mo]

It'd be 15 go within 500ft.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And we have this lady in England is a British woman. But she was living in Spain and she had an Amazon deliverer come to her door and she thought he was just dropping it off, the door was open. She ended up going upstairs to the bedroom to get something and there he is in the bedroom masturbating.

[Mo]

Wow, that's quick.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Yeah, I could do it.

[Mo]

72 year old lady trial and get to the top of the and be.

[Larry McFeely]

If I have it on my mind. Heck yeah.

[Mo]

Full staff.

[Larry McFeely]

Yes. Yeah, in a second. By the way, somebody says Brady's right about Abe Lincoln and the chokeslam. And incidentally the power bomb was created by Gandhi. That's true. Yeah. A lot of the more major moves are the peace loving historical figures.

[Mo]

Texter said. Yeah, but you can't choke slam a bullet, can you Abe?

[Larry McFeely]

Well, yeah, Abe lost. Well, you know, people were getting tired of getting chokeslam. Did it come up with a powerful defense to that? I mean Abe was walking around just lifting and dropping like crazy until finally John Wilkes Booth said enough.

[Mo]

People are confused.

[Brady]

That was his lead slam.

[Larry McFeely]

No. Well, that's Chris Dale is right. So am I. Sorry, go ahead.

[Brady]

A dude in Cincinnati, Ohio.

[Larry McFeely]

Thanks.

[Brady]

Rudel Saunders was convicted Tuesday because he was practicing medicine out of his house. Good morning, Rudel. He was luring people into gentlemen mostly into the house.

[Larry McFeely]

Don't do terrible jokes in a voice like that. People will think it's me. Did you hear that? Good morning, Rudel. He's doing grease references. Announced it after signature. Put his signature on that after. People go like John's losing it.

[Brady]

He performed ultrasounds on the men's junk in his house and he said he needed to have. He was being trained for it and need to have so many hours of training. And he talked a couple of guys into. So he fondle the junk and do the ultrasound on it.

[Larry McFeely]

There's no real reason for that. To have your junk ultrasounded? No.

[Mo]

Oh, a guy has done the math for you, John.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay.

[Mo]

He says, now keep in mind, my math is horrible.

[Larry McFeely]

Mine too.

[Mo]

But there are 843 acres of land in Central Park. That means one acre right now is going to cost you $750 billion.

[Larry McFeely]

That there's nothing right about that.

[Brady]

750.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, if it's 40 trillion. Yeah, yeah, 42. You get into the billions and trillions, you've gone. You've gone a hundred billion ten times.

[Mo]

Yeah, that's 44 billion.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, it's 400. It doesn't make sense that the value can jump that high. And I'm bad at math. But if we're talking like acreage is over a billion dollars. That doesn't make sense. That can't be right. That's insane.

[Brady]

In Colorado Springs, they had a little problem. Lady was like, I think I see some black bears out in the sewers rolling around. She looked down, you know, the curb has that break and sure enough, there were a couple of black bears in there. One sure camera. It wasn't a cub, was adult. So the parks and wildlife came out and they just took the lid off of a sewer. And the bear, eventually he was in there, worked his way out, lifted himself out of the sewer. They have a population of 18,500 black.

[Mo]

Bears in Colorado Springs.

[Brady]

That's. That's heavy.

[Larry McFeely]

They did a census. How do they know?

[Brady]

Yeah, they said a large population in Alaska.

[Larry McFeely]

Sure did. Hey, somebody's at the door. Boo Boo. What do they want? They want to know how many people live here.

[Mo]

Yogi, just sign you.

[Larry McFeely]

What's your approximate income? Yo, let me.

[Brady]

Let me just clarify. It's 18,500 in Colorado. Colorado.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, okay.

[Brady]

Not just Colorado Springs.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, we're already.

[Brady]

The largest population is in Alaska. It's a hundred thousand.

[Larry McFeely]

That's right there. We're everywhere. It's New York City. We should get up there. Yogi. Hey, be nice to the census taker.

[Brady]

California and Maine all both have 35,000 each, approximately. They're knocking on the dentist, remember?

[Brett]

Hello.

[Brady]

How many people we got in this den?

[Larry McFeely]

I got 1, 2, 3. There's a little girl counter names Goldilocks. No, just. Is she a dependent? I don't even pay my taxes. Oh, I shouldn't have said that.

[Brett]

Whoops.

[Larry McFeely]

Keep in mind, the same organization that said we were out of silverback gorillas started a foundation. And when Anderson.

[Brady]

I don't know if it's the same.

[Larry McFeely]

It's the same group of people. They aren't. None of them are fighting. And they went down there and found 100,000 of them over a hill that they didn't. Look, Anderson Cooper was there to try to get money from us. All screaming and yelling, they're done. They've poached them all. They're almost gone. And then some guy goes over here, over here, went to the top of the hill, look down, there's a hundred thousand. They had to count them with a helicopter. And then suddenly that mission went away. You didn't hear about the dying off silverback population when Anderson went down there, the old, you know, the silver fox found all the silver backs. Hundred thousand short in the count and you're trying to tell me you can count all the bears. 1, 2, 3. Ah, they all look alike.

[Mo]

Racism marketed 18, 000 color kid.

[Larry McFeely]

He said we all look alike. Yogi. He's a racist. I'll lead his liver.

[Brady]

Skechers have helped helicopter parents with an added shoe. They got a new model just in time for tracker. It has a hidden spot in the shoe for Apple Airtag.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, they're doing that with a lot of bikes and stuff now too.

[Brady]

There's a picture of it.

[Larry McFeely]

That's perfect. That's great. Good idea for your stupid kids. Now do it to my keys. Make me an Apple Airtag keychain because I lose my keys.

[Brady]

Kirby has it on her keys.

[Larry McFeely]

She does. It's so smart. I lose my keys. I have. Yeah. Alex has no clue why I continually lose my keys, but I do.

[Mo]

Oh, speaking of, my long 14 month parenting nightmare is over.

[Larry McFeely]

What? You've killed him. He's got a job. What?

[Mo]

An actual W2 paying job. Now, I could be jinxing it because Yesterday was day one, but where? @ a restaurant.

[Larry McFeely]

Where?

[Mo]

I don't want to say.

[Larry McFeely]

Come on. I don't want to say. Give them the place goes out of business.

[Mo]

No, it's a good place.

[Larry McFeely]

All right. Hey, Byron. I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns.

[Byron]

Brett, I sure do. It's MMP Guns Customs. MMP Guns is creating some amazing firearms. We offer polishing, plating, bluing, custom laser engraving, laser stippling, cerakoting and performance upgrades. We do everything in house with our master trained craftsmen. You can select our designs or make up your own.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, can you do this to my gun?

[Byron]

We can do it to nearly any firearm. Doesn't matter where you live, you can ship it to or. We already have completed firearms in inventory daily with no wait.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, there you have it. MMP Guns on the northeast corner of 12th street and Indian School or online at MMP Guns customs.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[Mo]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Brady]

For.

[Larry McFeely]

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[Mo]

No East Mesa, Northeast Mesa.

[Brady]

So nice.

[Larry McFeely]

Give it.

[Mo]

Give it some time and I'll.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, you got food on your mic or your. Not on your face? On your cord. Yuck. Like eggs on his headphone cord.

[Mo]

What?

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know.

[Brady]

Pacinos.

[Larry McFeely]

That's what we'll say. Is it Pacinos?

[Mo]

No. No.

[Larry McFeely]

Uncle Sam's?

[Mo]

No. Red, white and Bruno.

[Larry McFeely]

Is it Hopkins place?

[Brady]

There's a charcuterie place.

[Mo]

No, he tried at the Hub, though. Charcuterie police. They're not gonna hire in.

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[Mo]

Come on, come on.

[Larry McFeely]

What's the name of it?

[Mo]

It's called Zona Cantina.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay, nice. There you go. And he's busing. He's waiting. He's what?

[Mo]

Bus an expo right now.

[Larry McFeely]

Nice. All right.

[Mo]

Gotta learn the menu.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Mo]

Hopefully. Maybe he can be a waiter someday.

[Larry McFeely]

Dreams do come true. Yeah, exactly.

[Brady]

They're opening another one.

[Mo]

It only took him 14 months to get a job.

[Larry McFeely]

Good. He's got a gig.

[Mo]

Eight months to.

[Larry McFeely]

Don't get mad about it.

[Mo]

No, no, I'm. Trust me, great.

[Larry McFeely]

Super happy. You what? They're opening another one of those? Yeah, you know the. You know the.

[Brady]

Greenfield and Warner.

[Larry McFeely]

They're amazing.

[Mo]

Unbelievable.

[Larry McFeely]

Amazing. Amazing.

[Mo]

Wow.

[Larry McFeely]

You know the business plan of a place? I've never heard one.

[Brady]

It says Zona.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow, that's amazing.

[Mo]

It's a good place. It's delicious.

[Larry McFeely]

Amazing.

[Brady]

Just look at both kids in restaurants now.

[Larry McFeely]

Just, Just. Just unbelievable. He knows the business plan. He knows businesses before they're open. He knows the construction sites and what's coming. When It's a restaurant, man. He's the one who pays attention to that fence that has a picture of what's coming if it's a restaurant.

[Brady]

Couple of weeks, I'll only be able to look at him.

[Larry McFeely]

Locks it down.

[Brady]

Don't go in.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, you're not allowed to be in there because you're. He's trying to tell me off. There he goes. It's no specific diet at all. With this surgery, he's got to limit protein. She can't have alcohol, Brady. That's diet.

[Brady]

Huge restriction.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, but I mean, they said drink water and it clears all that out. No, they didn't say that. No diet restrictions at all.

[Brady]

Except protein, salt, chugging tree and I'll be fine.

[Larry McFeely]

Eat the celery and shut up. We're going to keep an eye on you.

[Brady]

There's a family that was celebrating the. The life of their deceased grandfather. And then they did the ceremony where they pulled pour the ashes in the water and they played Frank Sinatra's song the impossible dream, because that's what he wanted. And they're using Spotify.

[Larry McFeely]

The Sinatra version.

[Brady]

Yeah. And they did the Spotify version, but they didn't have the commercial. Free.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

So the end. Right. Then you got to hear this.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, you got an audio of it? Yeah.

[Mo]

Hang on. Where is it?

[Larry McFeely]

There it is.

[Brady]

So they're on the boat.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, just doing the thing.

[Brady]

Pouring the ashes out.

[Larry McFeely]

Pouring it in there. Spotify. Nobody paid the extra few bucks. Jesus, there's a lot of old man there.

[Mo]

Po.

[Larry McFeely]

Look at all that ash.

[Brady]

Listen.

[Larry McFeely]

This is the quickest way to clear out stuck poop. It's the quickest way to clear out stuck poop. What commercial?

[Brady]

Super constipation.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, my God.

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Larry McFeely]

That's fantastic. I like that a lot. Says, if you have a healthy kidney remaining after removal of another, dietary restrictions are generally minimal and you typically eat a normal diet. However, this is the part Brady skipped. He saw the word however. He's like, I read enough already, damn it. If your remaining kidney is not healthy, Brady. If you only have part of a kidney, you may need to limit protein, sodium, phosphorus, and fluids. What that guy said when Brady started shaking his head, I can eat as much ice cream as I goddamn well please.

[Brady]

I never said that, by the way.

[Larry McFeely]

They said that if I get this done, I'll be alive. You call that living?

[Mo]

Just take me out.

[Larry McFeely]

It's crucial to consult with your doctor or registered dietitian for personalized dietary advice. Brady, I'll be on a seafood diet. He read the whole first thing. And you did you read out loud that very same Wikipedia page.

[Brady]

What's the most important line?

[Larry McFeely]

You read the first one.

[Brady]

The opening line is the most important.

[Larry McFeely]

There's a minimal dietary restrictions if you don't count dairy, protein, like you said, however. Yeah, but the word however made Brady go shut her down. However. That's never good.

[Brady]

My aio.

[Byron]

If you cut that part out, your.

[Larry McFeely]

AI over made it all. It's redacted and blurry, like porn.

[Brady]

That's your safe search.

[Larry McFeely]

However.

[Brady]

Anyway, I have two quick Brady videos.

[Larry McFeely]

I got.

[Brady]

The first ones. They want to make this a new Olympic sport. Blindfold treadmill. So the guy is blindfold walking.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, my God. Legos on the treadmill. You're barefoot. Oh, my God. And you don't see it. It's just Legos, plugs. And then. And then. Yeah, wall plugs.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

And you can. You just have to hit some tax. Oh, tax. Down he goes from the tr. That's the one worst thing I've ever seen. You know what's worse about it? They're doing it in a yard.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

So the treadmill is just tossing all this stuff into the grass. The tacks are going to be there for a year.

[Mo]

Looks like they've got a rug underneath.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, good. Yeah, because that was. Oh, my God. Those little gold wall tacks for a cork board. Yeah, you can't win. The Legos would have taken me out. That dude's a gold medalist. He had Legos and wall plugs. Good Christ.

[Brady]

We might have done this one before, but I'm not sure. It's a guy jumping out his window into a snow drift.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay, he's on the second story. Snowdrift is way high. He goes to leap out the window into the drift. Oh, it's iced over. Just knock the wind out.

[Brady]

That's the funniest sound.

[Larry McFeely]

To the guy who has his wind knocked out. He's dying. To everyone else, hilarious.

[Brady]

Dying of laughing.

[Larry McFeely]

And by the way, that's what Brady's gonna look like the second he sees ice cream after his surgery. He's gonna jump out a window into that. Into that dilly bar that he's not supposed to.

[Mo]

Knees are gonna make you make the same sound.

[Larry McFeely]

Doctor says if you drink water. That's what he was trying to tell me off the air. You were in the other room. Doctor says if you hydrate, that's important. So it just kind of clears out all that stuff you're not supposed to eat. Yeah, that's right. All doctors say, yeah, you shouldn't have protein, but go ahead and pile that in there and then drink some more water and it balances.

[Mo]

One thing I know about you for 20 years, you are good at drinking.

[Larry McFeely]

Water in this room. Well, by the way, you're also an idiot. It. Somebody's got it. I don't know if Ronnie's got it in her best interest to keep you around longer, but she was listening. I do. And I'm telling you right now, if I see you going, I'll just have the butcher's cut. I'm going to hit you in the head with an or.

[Brady]

She was listening.

[Larry McFeely]

You're out on protein, dumbass. Thank you, Ronnie, Come on. This pinhead will wander around going, but he says if I drink water, it counteracts. No, it doesn't.

[Mo]

It's a good thing you allowed her in the room with the doctor because she listened to everything.

[Larry McFeely]

Exactly. Because you hear first thing. There's generally no dietary restrictions. That's all I need.

[Brady]

SIM Guys, if I drink 20 ounces of water, I can have a 42 ounces.

[Larry McFeely]

That's right. If you balance the ounces of protein, beef and meat, along with tons of butter on it, because phosphorus, to get the dairy going, you, you're eating lettuce and that's it. That's not living. Seven brothers pinhead. Yeah, Toledo. When you were in the room, he went to the. Cause he was concerned.

[Mo]

Went to his handbrake.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, when the guy. Yeah.

[Brady]

Wanted to show you the opening.

[Larry McFeely]

When the guy said, you should have seen the arrogance on your face. When the guy said, no more ice cream, his eyes closed. He got smug closed eyes face. That guy shook his head. Then he goes to the phone like, God, I hope that guy's not right. First line, minimal dietary restrictions. I'm in the clear. Not one of my doctors ever said. And he said that, Ronnie, he said that to me. Not one doctor said I really have to change much if anything is about my diet. Gotta keep an eye on some stuff.

[Mo]

Brady, you know that pinch you felt in your back every time you mention a new restaurant? That's your kidney wincing in pain.

[Larry McFeely]

He's doing it again. You know what your kidney is every time you pick up steak? It's Jackie Kennedy heaven. It's Jackie Kennedy at mmp. Guns look really hated in here. Yep. It's the dude on the 88th floor of the Trade center at the airport. That's what your kidneys Are doing. Every time you're like, I just have that butcher's cat. What's pile on a little butter there. Ooh. Oscar style. You're done with that. Knock it off. Don't look at me that way either. I see your face.

[Brady]

Only once.

[Larry McFeely]

No, only none. Once you're done with it, we have to tie him to a bed like Mommy dearest. Force feed him salads. Idiot. Anyway, it's 8:33. Is Annie Letterman coming in? Yep, she's here. All right. Annie Letterman's gonna join us in just a little bit. We'll chat with her next. There goes your Brady report. Oh, Brett too. We gotta talk to Brad. He's out there on his birthday. 48th street and Elliott. We'll chat with Brett next. Actually, it's 98. Morning sickness.

[Brady]

98.

[Larry McFeely]

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[Brady]

What you eating? The new banana split cookie from AM PM all freshly baked with real butter with banana, chocolate and strawberry flavors.

[Larry McFeely]

Ah, that sounds amazing. Can I have a bite?

[Brady]

I'm sorry, but no. But you can't split the banana split.

[Larry McFeely]

Not even a little.

[Brady]

Not even a crumb.

[Larry McFeely]

What if.

[Brady]

No, please.

[Larry McFeely]

Mine when it's too legit to split. That's cravenience. Get a three pack for 99 cents with our app AM p. M. Too much good stuff. Plus tax where applicable. Prices and participation may vary in terms of conditions apply. Holmberg's morning sickness. A big old pile of them bones Allison chains right there. We got Annie waiting in the wings. Gotta get going. But we have Brett out this morning. He's over by Guadalupe. It's birthday boy Brett. 48th street in Elliott this morning. Don't forget. Also, we've got our Pantera thing we gotta do sometime before the morning's over. Busy morning. While Brady's still with us. We got to get it all in. Brett's out there this morning. He's at 48th Street. And Elliot at Safeway trying to get to that million bottle mark. Very close. How's it looking this morning, Burt?

[Brett]

It's looking Good so far. A lot of people dropping off some cash for us. You know, like, hey, I gotta get to work, but here you go. Throwing some hundreds and some twenties, everything. Our buddy Sanjay just stopped by. He threw in some money for us and we got my first bottle of sambuca. So let's get to the important stuff. Yeah, I know. So I appreciate that. Guy just rolled in, he dropped off a bunch of cases of water. As a matter of fact, I'm waiting to go in and buy more because the listeners have basically ran the shelves out. So they got to restock the shelves. That's how. That's how hot water.

[Larry McFeely]

That's right now. Good job.

[Brett]

Yeah. So they're. They're restocking right now, but don't worry about it. Come on out. You still got time to be here for another 15 minutes or so. You need to drop that cash or you got time to go on his job. We will take those water donations. We need that million bottles.

[Larry McFeely]

That's right.

[Brett]

We deal with it.

[Larry McFeely]

We're getting close. Brady needs a million dollar bottles because he wants to wash away all that protein. He's not going to stop eating. So his doctor told him it washes it out. We're fighting with him already. It's. It's day one. He announces it day one and he's already his wife, his kid. Everybody's even like, no, you didn't hear the doctor at all. You're making it up. Got to keep an eye on him. That's up to you listeners too. You see Brady out there at a steakhouse or Viet Shack crushing chicken and steak. Photograph it. Photograph it.

[Brett]

He's got to eat salads now.

[Larry McFeely]

That's all he can have.

[Brett]

Oh my God.

[Brady]

I'm not having the surgery.

[Larry McFeely]

Dairy. Yeah. Countdown. Countdown to shut down. Brett, get you back. Get back here at 9 o'. Clock. You got about 10 more minutes out there with Brett. He's out at Safeway, 48th street in Elliot. We'll talk to you in a bit.

[Brett]

Thanks, man. See you.

[Larry McFeely]

There you go. Annie Letterman is here. Where's she Playing standing Desert Ridge improv. We'll talk to her next. It's 98. It's not weird.

[Mo]

It's pretty cool. Membership fees.

[Larry McFeely]

I have heard enough of this. What do you think makes the perfect snack?

[Brady]

Hmm. It's gotta be when I'm really craving it and it's convenient.

[Larry McFeely]

Could you be more specific?

[Brady]

When it's cravinient.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay.

[Brady]

Like a freshly baked cookie made with real butter, available right down the street at a.m. p.m. Or a savory breakfast sandwich I can grab in just a second at am. Pm?

[Larry McFeely]

I'm seeing a pattern here.

[Brady]

Well, yeah, we're talking about what I.

[Larry McFeely]

Crave, which is anything from am, pm.

[Brady]

What more could you want?

[Larry McFeely]

Stop by AMPM where the snacks and drinks are perfectly craveable and convenient. That's cravenience ampm. Too much good stuff.