Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: August 7, 2025 Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, Dale Hellestri, Dick Toledo Broadcasted on: 98.7 KUPD | Hubbard Radio

1. Operation Hydration: A Race to a Million Bottles

The show kicks off with John Holmberg and his co-hosts discussing their ongoing fundraising initiative, Operation Hydration, aimed at collecting one million water bottles by September. As of the episode's airing, they've amassed 926,402 bottles.

• John Holmberg [04:03]: "We're very close. And thinking that we were going to hit a million at least by September. Set that bar, and we'll make a million our mark, and that'll be it."

• Brady Bogan [06:12]: "Google AMCO for your nearest location. That's Amco Double A, MCO transmissions and a whole lot more."

The team emphasizes the urgency and impact of the campaign, encouraging listeners to donate either by dropping off bottles or contributing cash.

2. Local News Highlight: Bat Incident and Its Aftermath

The hosts shift gears to discuss a recent alarming news story about a woman from Massachusetts who was bitten by a bat while photographing at Horseshoe Bend, Arizona. This incident resulted in her receiving seven rabies vaccinations and incurring a $20,000 medical bill.

• John Holmberg [07:47]: "She was having a nighttime photo session... One of the bats swooped down... has to get seven rabies shots right away."

The conversation delves into the dangers of bat encounters, the severity of rabies, and personal anecdotes related to bats, highlighting the hosts' discomfort and humorous takes on the situation.

3. The WNBA Dildo Prank: A Controversial Topic

A significant portion of the episode revolves around a humorous yet edgy discussion about the WNBA allegedly dealing with unwanted objects (dildos) being thrown onto the court. The hosts explore the implications of banning bags to prevent such incidents and brainstorm playful yet absurd solutions.

• John Holmberg [19:54]: "If we're going to throw dildos onto a professional sports arena's floor, we do it when the players are on the other side. Christ's sake."

• Brady Bogan [22:46]: "If we're going to throw dildos onto the court, we do it when the players are on the other side. It's too much for them."

While maintaining a comedic tone, the discussion touches on security measures, the absurdity of the situation, and the potential consequences of such pranks.

4. Listener Spotlight: Ryan's Identity Struggle

The episode features an emotional segment where a listener named Ryan shares his struggles with being constantly misnamed as Brian at his workplace. This personal story opens a dialogue about self-identity, workplace dynamics, and the importance of addressing one's true self.

• Ryan [50:24]: "The other day I heard John say he goes and sees a therapist. Which makes me feel better because I do too."

• John Holmberg [51:03]: "So I'm asking you guys, do you think it's just easier to let this go? No."

The hosts offer supportive yet humorous advice, encouraging Ryan to embrace his true name and seek resolution with his coworkers.

5. Brady Bogan's Health Battle: A Community in Support

A heartfelt segment centers on co-host Brady Bogan, who reveals his diagnosis of a softball-sized tumor on his right kidney and his battle with polycystic kidney disease. The discussion is laced with dark humor as the team rallies to support Brady through his upcoming surgery.

• Brady Bogan [83:03]: "I have a softball size tumor on my kidney. The good news is it's treatable."

• John Holmberg [84:35]: "You're gonna hate being around me because I'm gonna take your rose-colored glasses off now and again."

The community's response is a mix of comedic teasing and genuine concern, illustrating the close-knit and irreverent nature of the show’s camaraderie.

6. Entertainment Announcements and Promotions

Amidst serious discussions, the hosts continue to promote upcoming local events and sponsored segments, including:

• Comedy Shows: Announcements for performances at various improv venues with comedians like Carlos Mencia and Annie Letterman.

• MMP Guns Custom Services: Brady Bogan [47:32]: "MMP Guns Customs is creating some amazing firearms... You can select our designs or make up your own."

• Self-Defense Training: Sponsored by React Defense promoting self-defense training and awareness.

These segments are interspersed with the primary content, maintaining the show's promotional aspect.

7. Final Thoughts: Navigating Health and Humor

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the balance between addressing serious health issues and maintaining their signature humor. They acknowledge the challenges faced by their co-hosts and listeners alike, reinforcing the show's commitment to blending support with entertainment.

• John Holmberg [144:47]: "It's crucial to consult with your doctor or registered dietician for personalized dietary advice."

• Brady Bogan [173:00]: "I'm not having the surgery."

The episode concludes with plans to pause the show for Brady’s surgery, signaling a temporary hiatus and expressing solidarity with their friend.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [07:03]: "But these ladies on the floor seem interested in a dick. They're happy that there's a dismembered dick, but when they find out it's not real, they're probably fairly disappointed."

• Brady Bogan [24:10]: "They're Are why choose a Sleep number smart bed Can I make my site softer?"

• John Holmberg [28:38]: "If you do have a concussion, even slight, you can't go back in the game because that stuff will make you go, 'I'm fine.'"

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully intertwines humor with heartfelt moments, addressing both lighthearted and serious topics. From fundraising drives and local news to personal battles and community support, the hosts deliver a dynamic and engaging morning show experience, ensuring listeners are entertained while fostering a sense of camaraderie and support.