08-11-25 - FULL SHOW - MONDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: August 11, 2025 | Release Date: August 11, 2025

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1. Event Recap: A Night at the Rooster [02:46 - 12:00]

The episode kicks off with host John Holmberg welcoming listeners to another energetic Monday morning edition of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (HMS). The primary focus centers around the chaotic yet memorable Saturday night at The Rooster in Scottsdale.

Brett Vesely shares his hazy recollections:

"A very close friend of mine had his knee surgery at the Core. He's not going to be back on the court immediately, but in a few months time he will be."
[02:10]

The hosts reminisce about the festivities celebrating Cinco de Mayo, featuring birthday parties for Brady, Brett, and Dick Toledo. Brett humorously recounts moments of heavy intoxication:

"I have never experienced what we experienced which was the owner of the bar saying here and had a bucket of iced down baby bottles of Jagermeister."
[04:26]

Brady adds to the hilarity with stories of accidental misgendering and the surprise appearance of "Ryan's girlfriend, Gidget," who inadvertently caused panic by looking overly young:

"She looks so young that we're gonna get her all closed down."
[06:07]

The hosts also highlight interactions with musicians and attendees, including meeting their idol, the "One Armed Man," and engaging in impromptu fights and dancing antics. Brett describes a memorable moment:

"I got hit with a dildo. A green dildo. [...] I have been peeling off spray paint."
[10:35]

2. The Flat Earth Debate: Challenging Conspiracies [17:27 - 74:50]

The conversation shifts to a heated debate on the Flat Earth theory. Brett passionately argues against it, emphasizing the importance of scientific evidence over beliefs:

"Opinions and feelings do not beat scientific evidence and facts in the court of law."
[47:06]

Brady and Brett discuss the prevalence of Flat Earth beliefs, mocking the lack of substantial evidence and questioning the motivations behind such conspiracies. Brett poses critical questions:

"What's the end game of making people think the Earth is round? Why is that a big win for whomever is pushing this?"
[69:40]

They delve into the psychological aspects, highlighting how closed-mindedness and indoctrination contribute to the persistence of flat Earth beliefs. Brett emphasizes the necessity of questioning and critical thinking:

"The truth loves scrutiny. (...) Things who aren't sure hate questions."
[74:15]

The debate includes humorous jabs and fictitious scenarios, reinforcing their stance against baseless conspiracies while advocating for informed skepticism.

3. Personal Stories and Listener Interactions [57:00 - 84:00]

The hosts engage with listener emails, addressing personal struggles and offering advice. One poignant story comes from a listener named Sh:

"I've lost a lot of family, been homeless, got out of being homeless. Now I'm finally working again, have my own place. [...] without your show."
[149:05]

Brady and Brett provide heartfelt responses, underscoring the supportive community HMS aims to build. They also share their own anecdotes, such as Brett's challenges with pool playing and his quest for a decent pool coach:

"I need somebody normal who's really good at pool."
[91:12]

4. Navigating Relationships and Household Dynamics [84:00 - 157:55]

A substantial portion of the episode revolves around advice for maintaining healthy relationships and managing household responsibilities. Brett discusses an email from Omar about marital strains due to domestic responsibilities:

"When I get home from work and I have to start another job, [...] I just want her to get some breast augmentation."
[155:28]

Brady offers practical solutions, advocating for hiring maids or cleaning services to alleviate the burden:

"Add on to it, because you could probably add bathrooms, whatever. That's 60... It's a game changer for the relationship."
[157:12]

The conversation includes role-playing scenarios and humorous exchanges about cleaning duties, emphasizing the importance of teamwork and communication in relationships.

5. News Highlights and Social Commentary [158:00 - 173:54]

The hosts interspersed their discussions with snippets of current events and societal observations:

• Flat Earth and Public Perception:

  "They proved it... Flat Earthers can celebrate."
  [75:27]

• Accidents and Public Incidents:
  Brett shares disturbing news about a woman injured at Chuck E. Cheese and examines societal desensitization to such events:

  "She got her arm stuck somewhere inside... no, no, it's an adult."
  [117:31]

• Technology and Social Behavior:
  Discussion on how smartphones are affecting attention spans and cognitive abilities, especially in Gen Z:

  "The universal addiction to smartphones ruins our brains."
  [21:40]

6. Closing Segments and Final Thoughts [175:00 - End]

As the episode nears its conclusion, the hosts return to light-hearted banter and promotional content, touching on topics like movie critiques and humorous imperfections in public performances. They wrap up by thanking listeners, sharing final thoughts on personal growth, and teasing upcoming events:

"We are amazing. That guy's right. And that's the best thing about radio. It'll never die."
[150:25]

Brett and Brady encourage participation in future HMS events, emphasizing community and continued support.

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Notable Quotes:

• Brett Vesely on Flat Earth:

  "Opinions and feelings do not beat scientific evidence and facts in the court of law."
  [47:06]

• Brady on Relationship Advice:

  "What would I do? [...] It's a game changer for the relationship."
  [157:12]

• Listener Sh on the Impact of the Show:

  "Without your show, [...] has made my life substantially easier."
  [149:05]

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Summary:

In this August 11th episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (HMS), hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, and Dick Toledo deliver a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and critical discussions. The highlight revolves around a chaotic night out at The Rooster, filled with memorable mishaps and interactions. The episode prominently features a vigorous debate against Flat Earth theories, supported by scientific reasoning and sharp humor.

Listeners are engaged through heartfelt stories and practical advice on maintaining healthy relationships amidst personal and household challenges. The hosts also comment on contemporary societal issues, from technological impacts on youth to sensational news stories. The episode concludes with upbeat interactions, listener appreciations, and teasers for upcoming HMS events, reinforcing the show's commitment to entertaining and supporting its Arizona audience.

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Tune In: Join Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98KUPD weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM or via the 98KUPD app and www.98kupd.com for more engaging discussions, laughs, and community support.

Transcript

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Brett Vesely]

Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com hello there. Welcome to Monday. It's 5:45. This is the Morning Sickness. My name is John. There's Brady and Brett. Big Dick Toledo. Fresh off a weekend I cannot remember at all. I know where we were. I've been to the Rooster in Scottsdale two times. I have no memory really of either time. They get it done up there and oh, you're off. What happened there? That's weird. Yeah, they. It's a very strange situation up there that I am. I have been erased two times at the Rooster. I love it. And the guy who owns it, Jason, he was awesome. Everybody was great. So thank you for our Cinco de Wapo. Goodbye to Brady's Kidney. My birthday party, Brett's birthday party and Toledo was also their party. It was great fun and everybody showed up, I think got home safely and not many people remember what was going on. Every one of my friends that was there that I, you know, have text me and said they were done. Nothing good. Did Mathias make it through the night? Oh, yeah, she was okay. Good. You looked a little blank faced at the end.

[Brady]

She had Matiah had her safety system going on. A glass of water in one hand and then.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she's a professional, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

I have never experienced what we experienced which was the owner of the bar saying here and had a bucket of iced down baby bottles of Jagermeister. 40. There were 40 in there. Yeah, we did damage to that bucket. And I hate and he handed me.

[Brady]

Another 10 pack to put in there.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, no, it was, it's. It's not a good. You know when you're. You're a fifth Jaeger and you've. You're it. You just realize the night's getting erased. It's getting erased, so. And it causes trouble. I don't know if you know this part there. I didn't know what was going on. I'm on stage, I watch a young kid go by in hand me two drinks and goes the other direction. Just saw a flash of red and a big T shirt.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

And I turned to Marty on stage and I'm like, when did we hire a young boy to start bringing us. This is because I'm thinking the bar's gonna get in trouble here. This is a. It's a young person, way too young. I would have carted and not believed. And Marty just starts shaking his head and I'm blotto like, huh? So what did you adopt a. When did we do this? When did this happen? There's a young boy running back and forth giving me drinks. I flash a red boom, zoom. No stop. And I'm like, what? Turns out that young in the big T shirt, short hair, didn't get a good look. Got a look. Enough. I misgendered completely. It's Ryan's girlfriend. Didn't know. No idea.

[John Holmberg]

It was Scott Haynes.

[Brett Vesely]

It was. It was like seeing Scott Haynes and it's exactly that with a red wig. It's like, it's when you see Scott Haynes from behind, you're like, oh, that little boy's dying. And then he turns around or little. Yeah, anything that little. And turn around. It's a 50 year old man. You're like, what the hell? So her name's Gidget. She's super sweet. At the end of the night, I'm like, I just saw the flash of red. I didn't know. And I started laughing. She goes, it's fine. She goes, I had no idea. But I'm like, I was worried because she's so young that the we're gonna get her all closed down. She's old enough. I had no idea. But she looks so young.

[Brady]

Your roadie was really young.

[Brett Vesely]

Our roadie made me worry, like, are we gonna get in trouble? And there's Ryan at the end of the night making out with her. And I'm like, that's Gidget. I've met her. How did I. I'm drunk. So to my apologies to Gidget and. And Ryan and everyone else involved I didn't know what was going on, but I just saw youth. I guess that old Tony Roma bartender popped back in my head there for a minute to be like, oh, boy, we're getting shut down. Like, I just immediately thought the bar was going to close. But it was good. Yeah. The Super Nintendo of schools was there. Mike Broomhead was there. Super Nintendo got. Had to go home. She got banged up. One of our salesgirls almost died. Evidently she passed out early. I got the text from her, the.

[Brady]

Start of the opening song, I think.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, it's enough to make you want to faint. It's like a Beatles concert. She started to faint. She was a lot like Ed Sullivan.

[Brady]

Elated.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. She was so extremely juiced up, she almost went out. I'll go with that. Thanks, Jill. Thanks for loving so hard. Tripp showed up and I'm convinced that he crop dusted the band. I'm pretty sure Tripp blew an old ass at us because we're all having fun doing the sing along. And Tripp wanders up to the front of the stage there and I'm like, hey, look, it's Tripp Reeb. And then walks away. I look over at Marty and Ryan standing next to me at the. And I'm like, somebody on the stage just farted. And all of us, sugarhead. Now this has happened pretty much every time we play, somebody drops one. I've done it. But I didn't this time. I looked at Ryan and he's shaking his head no. Marty's like, no. I'm like, we would admit it or one of us would be like, yeah, I got that. That's mine. All of us denied it. And I'm like, I think Trip came up here and crop dusted us. Oh, yeah, suck on that, Sammy Hagar not. And then he walked away and I didn't. Then he walked out.

[John Holmberg]

He walked in, did his job right out.

[Brett Vesely]

He's good. It's not even an Irish goodbye. It's an Irish hello.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, exactly.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't blame him. That was solid. It's a good move. Yeah. Kangaroo and all that drunken nonsense. End of the night, get off stage. Everybody's having fun. We're doing his thing. And I met him. I finally met him. My idol at Suns games for the last three years was there Mr. Orange, the one Armed man. No, different idol. No, that was Ryan's girlfriend's favorite. It's like he likes him young. The. The One Armed man that I've talked about so many times. He's tall, he's A tall, big. He's a big dude. Yeah. The One Armed man was there. And Mark Stebbings, my friend, who we had season tickets together, used to always go, there he is. Like, we would spot the One Armed man at Suns games, and he was always with a beautiful black lady. Always. And then we started to realize, and this might get him in trouble, that sometimes it was a different black lady. Like, we weren't. We just saw. And then, like, the One Armed man swings it. He's amazing. And I got to meet my idol, the One Armed man, whose name I still don't know because I even saw him. And I went, the One Armed Man. And he told me once at a Suns game when I was walking past, because, hey, John, love the show. And I'm like, oh, turn to Mark. And I was like, the one. Our man listens. He's awesome. Yeah, he's great. And then later I see him at the bar and he's got, like three girls around him. He's not doing anything. They just are a chance. Love the One Armed Man. I'm gonna tell Larry to cut an arm off later today. I think it works, guys. It's just awesome. Yeah, it was a good night. I think I. I think it was fun. We had fun. And Brady was there. He danced and did his maniac dance, which was a blast.

[Brady]

And Brett jammed out.

[Brett Vesely]

Brett was fighting a woman. As far as I remember. It's like there was a lady.

[John Holmberg]

There's many that I fought on the floor that night.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, we did kind of wind it.

[Brady]

They were working pretty good.

[Brett Vesely]

Seven of them after me. Brett was shadow boxing with. And then some of the listeners came over. And mostly it was women.

[Brady]

It was a mini pit.

[Brett Vesely]

Mostly women wanted to fight Brett. And all the stuff I talk. Yeah, it is. Yeah. The broads. And I just. I was waiting for you to fly across the place.

[John Holmberg]

All right, all right.

[Brett Vesely]

I didn't see a dance with any pigs. No, I know. I think you knocked them down. Yeah, they weren't gonna get. That was the cardio. There was a cardio thing involved.

[Brady]

He was blocking and laughing.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. But, yeah, I mean, only the ones that were in good shape came over to defend the others. The big ones were like, I'm not getting up there. That's a long walk. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it was great. And thanks to the rooster and everybody, Saturday night was fun, and we got out of there unscathed.

[Brady]

You got hit with a dildo?

[Brett Vesely]

I got hit with a dildo. A green dildo. And by the way, whatever was on that dildo Toxic. It's. I've been peeling off spray paint. Was that what it was? Yeah. They painted it because they couldn't find.

[Brady]

A green one, so it took a couple of layers.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. And it was in my ears. Like, I don't know how it got all over me. I got in the shower and I'm like, what's all this crap on me? Green dildo juice. And I hope no one uses this thing because it's flaking. Okay, that makes sense.

[John Holmberg]

I loved Marty playing his guitar with the dildo.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Yeah. He was slapping the guitar with a dildo. And it worked. I don't know that it was making any noises I wanted to hear, but it was. It worked. They're a talented group. They can play with pretty much anything.

[Brady]

So I. I just still can't get over there. Whatever. That triangle drum.

[Brett Vesely]

It'S the coolest thing in the world. Google it. Zen drum.

[Brady]

I was talking to the drummer from miles nowhere.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

You know how to play that?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Like, I've never seen that thing harder.

[Brett Vesely]

But I'm getting one harder to play than drums. Harder. Like drummers.

[Brady]

I was watching him the whole time. I'm like, okay, the cymbals are there. Maybe bass drums over here.

[Brett Vesely]

You can program any little. It's got about 30 circles on it, and they're all like, iPad faces. And you touch them, and it makes the noise of a drum that you program where you want it.

[Brady]

It's like you're watching the guitar.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a. Yeah, it's the band in.

[Brady]

The Star wars canteen.

[Brett Vesely]

It is. It's very. The first thing I said to him when he brought. He brought it to the house for rehearsal a long time ago. I'm like, what the hell is this? And he goes, you'll see. And you plug it in and it sounds like drums. I mean, you would never know. There wasn't a drummer there. That. That was a machine. And he's playing. I think it's harder and more impressive. It's like a typewriter. And it's incredible to keep time that way with, like, your index finger. And then your third finger is your. Like, your index finger is your right arm, your third finger is your left arm. And it's amazing. And his thumbs are the feet. Like, he's doing the bass drums on top. It's.

[Brady]

It's on the side.

[Brett Vesely]

It's crazy. I picked it up once and just like, which one? It's a mess. But he's got that thing down, and he can. It's pretty awesome. That was a neat. That's a neat thing. You do miss having a huge bass drum up on stage banging away, but it was pretty fun. Anyway, enough of that. We'll do it again at Halloween as guy from Derek and the Dominoes died this weekend. Just to remind us. All right. You got more to do. So we'll have our Halloween show, Night of the Living Dead on October 31st, and we'll get that going as well. So that's the next time you got to hear me squawk and trip farts on us. And I don't know what was going on. I think Tripp might have roofied everybody. There was a lot of people walking out of there, dizzy. I was drunk.

[Brady]

It's the Jaeger.

[Brett Vesely]

And I accidentally Waymo'd to. I thought I hit my address. I left was probably 1:30. And it says, where to? And I hit the button, like, fell asleep. And I hear the Waymo go, don't forget your keys and phone. As you exit the Waymo, I open my eyes and I'm. Where in the hell am I? I had bumped the wrong address, and it took me to, like, a neighborhood. Like, I'm just like, huh?

[Brady]

And you had to figure out, no.

[Brett Vesely]

And then I got out like an idiot, and I'm just standing in the road, and Waymo drove away. And I'm like, I have no idea where this is or why I'm here. And so I called another Waymo. I don't even know if it's the same Waymo or not. Hopped in and got got home. It was pretty stupid. Sleeping in a Waymo is like a great country album, I think sleeping in the Waymo, because I just. It's. You're done, and nobody's there to bother you. Don't feel like, you know, everybody's judging you. You can snore, you can drool. Waymo wakes you up almost to your destination. Don't forget your keys and phone. Oh, yeah. Thanks, Waymo. Where the hell did you take me? I think Waymo's gonna rape me in a field. It's pretty great. Yeah, it was right up. It was on the corner of Scottsdale and McDowell, so something there.

[Brady]

Yeah, that would have been a far walk.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I'm not walking that.

[John Holmberg]

I just go to the rental at that point.

[Brett Vesely]

I didn't have the keys. Oh, man. Yeah, I didn't. I don't know what I was gonna do. I was obliterated as the issue. But it was fun and it was worth it. So we had a good time. And all went well. And then you know what's even better? Get home, plop down 2,33 o'. Clock, wake up like a real fan. Like a real fan of my team without an alarm clock at 6am to watch the Steelers and Jaguars replay. Yes, I did three hours of sleep because my boys are important to me. And I knew they were starting at 6 and my internal drunk clock said, nope. You don't miss games, Mike. You're right. And I, you know, wouldn't. Wasn't on the air live and I watched that catastrophe of a preseason game. Steelers won, but boy, is it tough to watch preseason. Watched all four quarters and then got my day started. Sunday was fantastic. Football's back. What a weekend.

[Brady]

And you just have to again, get caught up in it. Like this means.

[Brett Vesely]

It means everything. Brady. Incorrect. It means everything.

[Brady]

The final results.

[Brett Vesely]

No, the score doesn't matter.

[Brady]

Score.

[Brett Vesely]

Exactly. If you're a fan, you watch that and you say, all right, what are we looking for? Why is Jack Sawyer so slow? You're what? You get to see these guys for the first time on a field in your uniform. Run around going, oh, boy, oh boy.

[Brady]

Have to put up 42 again.

[Brett Vesely]

At least. At least. Yeah. And it doesn't necessarily mean what you saw was what they'll be. You just see a lot of pieces and parts. You're looking for dudes to like, show and flash and some that like, oh, boy, he's having a rough go. I made two cuts. This our cornerback, Pierre. He's out. He's been there for a few years. He's gone. He can't tackle. And he watched him like, this is gold. And then Skyler Thompson. I don't want a quarterback named Skyler. But he's our third stringer now because that dude had a great game. He just looked sharp. But I don't like sorry to all Skylers out there. But when it comes to manly endeavors, the last thing I want to do is pin my hopes to someone named Skyler. No one's ever said we were getting our asses kicked. Thank God Skyler showed up. That doesn't. That never occurs. Skyler mopped that dude up. Never been said before. Heavyweight champion Skyler. Never gonna hear that ever in your life. That's the toughest man alive. What's his name? Skyler. Nope. Not gonna be a thing ever. There's no such thing as a badass. Skyler can't be a thing. Like, you know what you do here with that? That dude designs the nicest sweaters. Who? Skyler oh yeah, that makes tons of sense. Skyler. KDKB would be nothing without Skyler. Like. Yep, that makes sense to me. Skyler should immediately be the program director at KDKB which 93.3all DZ. Have a nice show.

[Brady]

Skyler in the morning.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Oh, Skyler in the. I'd retire. We can't beat Skyler in the Morning on Katie kb. That would get syndicated to all gays everywhere. We got lucky with Skyler and now it's syndicated into all the brain waves of homosexuals across the planet. They just hear Skyler. Yeah. Skyler's like, Skyler's the name of a guy you want trimming your labradoodle. I bring my labradoodle to Skyler.

[Brady]

It's Skyler and Fudgy.

[Brett Vesely]

Skyler and fudge cake in the morning. Altac:9003.3. Hi guys. Skyler and fudge cake here. Skyler. I got into a huge fight last night. Oh my God. Skyler. Oh, don't worry about it. I'm super strong and real tough. No you're not. Your name's Skyler. Can't do it. But he's the third string quarterback and that's all he'll ever be. That's it. But what are you gonna do? And then I, I go to my phone this morning and I'm like, what the hell's going on in the world? Your kids are all stupid. I've told you that before. Well, yeah. You agree with me. There isn't. I haven't met a. I haven't met a decent or smart child in a long time. Nothing I want to. A bunch of Skylers. Nobody I really want to pin the future on. I look at a bunch of, you know like Toledo sun and you're like, oh boy, this is. We're gonna have. You know what there's gonna be no need for in the future. Janitors. AI is not gonna take that job. But all you are raising a bunch of kids qualified to be janitors. And they're. And the worst part is is they're gonna complain about it the whole time because it's actual work. I say that because we used to think that the TikTok challenges or Internet media, social media pranks are pretty stupid. Tide pod eating tide pods. Here's one. It happened in Pennsylvania. 12 year old charged after he allegedly decided to prank his 9 year old brother with what he called the hot water challenge. And he poured boiling water on his 9 year old brother and like basically skinned his brother 9 year olds. Got burns all over his body. Fluffing skin skin off melted him like a candle. They say the 12 year olds being charged with aggregate aggravated assault and recklessly endangering another person. And his excuse was basically. Oh yeah, I wanted clicks. I needed some. I want to go viral. I figured murdering my, my brother would be a great idea. I do like that he got charged with something like. That's pretty solid right there that the cops went by. Oh no, no, no, no. You're not getting away with this is a 12 year old who goofed. You know how to boil water, then you know you shouldn't be pouring it on anything. Especially your brother or any other person or living animal. Yeah, that's pretty. If you can boil the water, you know, it shouldn't be poured on someone. I think it's like when you're some.

[Brady]

Kids when you find out like the stove's hot. Stove's hot. Yeah, that's always telling you that you. He knew the one time oh, it's hot.

[Brett Vesely]

Hot water challenge was how do we make it hot? You gotta, you gotta do that. It doesn't come out of the. Doesn't come out of the tap like that. Unless you live where Aaron Brockovich was. And I'm not even sure that that was like. That's different.

[John Holmberg]

Flint, Michigan.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. If you're up in Flint, fire starts shooting out. Yeah, that makes sense. But boiling hot water poured on a brother, that's. That sounded racist. I didn't mean it that way. Boiling hot water poured on your brother is. It's not a good idea. And that. You know what would be great? If we finally started to just imprison the kids for these things. Like there's no more. You learned your lesson. Like he's in jail for however long it would be if I did it, you know, if I poured boiling hot water on Brady, I go to jail for a long time, I think. And I think the kid should have to eat that. Oh, he's 12. He made a mistake. No, he's nuts. And it's time we locked him up before he became a real murderer later on. Because if this is an idea in his head when he's 12. I was 12. I did some pretty stupid stuff. We all did. But never tried to murder anyone or pour boiling water on.

[Brady]

There's no charges.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, well, he got, he got charged, but I think it was more to scare him. And he's. He's back home. I'm pretty sure it needs to be like a full trial. And like you're going to go to jail till you're 18 for trying to boil your brother. I think that's just an automatic. We need to learn this lesson the hard way. That's not good. And your kids are stupid. This is a perfect opportunity to revisit. You got another one?

[Brady]

That's just the.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, Research. Let me see that.

[Brady]

That's crazy.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. No, I saw a little thing on this. Not this particular. It says a new studies finding smartphones ruining our brains at an unprecedented speed. Yeah, well, I think we just confirmed that. Yeah. Says what was once hyperbole has turned into science. The universal addiction to smartphones ruins our brains. Gen Z is at a pace that will freak everyone out. I'd love to see, like an IQ test.

[Brady]

And I think it's the. The big part is the pace of information, though.

[Brett Vesely]

It's insane.

[Brady]

Like, you're no attention span it. Because it trains you that way.

[Brett Vesely]

None. Like you don't have. Well, and. Yeah, but that's the future. To me, that's us saying there's no attention.

[Brady]

Yeah. And it's not only kids impacting, it's all of us.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, we're getting dumber. They're just getting what they are. Like, I always say that when people are like, ah, it's different. Everything's falling apart. No, this generation doesn't know any different. We're comparing our lives to them and how we would handle it because we had childhoods and all sorts of stuff that are unique to our generation. And then you get into, like, really young kids now pouring boiling water on each other. We're like, it's all going to hell in a hand basket because we wouldn't be able to go back in time and relate to this. But it's all they know. People always say this is the hardest time in the world to be a kid. No, it's not. There's never been an easier time in the world to be alive ever. Especially for kids. Oh, they're under such threat. No, you feel that way because it's different for you. That's all they know. They've never known a world without school shootings. They've never known a world without, like, strange, crazy iPad stuff and information all the time. And porn. There you go. That's the thing. They've never known a world that, like, we had to scrounge for everything. They get it handed to them.

[Brady]

Never known a world of hard work.

[Brett Vesely]

No, they don't have to. And good. That's. That's good on us to provide them a world. Like, look we took the load off for you. How about that? Our grandparents said the same thing about us. You don't know what work is. And then you look at them and they're sitting on steel beams like 80 stories up, just eating sandwiches, floating in the sky without, like looking like it was normal. We see that and you're like, those dumb asses. Why wouldn't you get a machine to do that?

[Brady]

And only 2% fell.

[Brett Vesely]

Right? Hoover Dam is a different story. Like 3,000 people are inside that.

[Brady]

That was probably 2%.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, they had to keep turning bodies. And I don't know how you keep having. They didn't have one shutdown of the Hoover Dam because of an accident. Like, dudes were just falling off into the cement. Just leave them in there. Just keep going. We weren't on timeline.

[Brady]

Who's going to pull them out?

[Brett Vesely]

Exactly. It's like that was the risk. He knew that. Like, they were more pragmatic about like, well, you're standing on a. On a construction site, it's got like a 5,000 foot drop. Would you think could happen, you dumbass. All right, everybody back to work. We'll get to Bob later.

[John Holmberg]

Dan Holmberg kept that thing on time. He wasn't.

[Brett Vesely]

Dan would have double timed it. There would have been twice as many deaths if my dad was there. It's great. Yeah. The. It's nuts. So, yeah, every generation thinks the one coming up is lazy and gay. We all that. My, my. All my life. Think about it. If you were from 1910 and you had a grandkid in the 80s, us, like, what the hell's going on here? Seeing us looking at Poison albums and Motley Crue and long mullets and earrings, like, everybody's gay. I think every old generation, once you hit like 45, you look back and go, how come all. How come all the kids are gay now? Like, that's every generation. It's true. Now, though, we're right. This is the first time it's actually real. Like, my grandpa thought everyone was gay and no one was gay. Now I think you look back and go, all right, Grandpa's right. Everyone's gay. My grandma was so afraid of gays because she just saw everywhere I looked, homosexuals. And she was the sweetest woman in the world, but it just took her by surprise like this. They came out of nowhere and it was like Boy George and stuff like that. Oh, yeah. I mean, she had no idea what to do with it. She's like. And she'd see what I listened to. Now I don't mind long hair on a boy, but I just think it's feminine and homosexual. Like, surely it's okay. These guys are not gay. They're poon hounds. I have no idea what that means. They like the ladies. Well, they look homosexual to me. And you stay away from them. And she would always tell me to stay away from the gays because they're. They would wrangle you up in a car and steal you 93. 3. She wasn't wrong. But, yeah, it was a very hilarious thing. But every generation thinks the one behind us gay, and you start naming your kid Skyler like crazy. It's a thing. So, yeah, quit pouring hot water on each other, you dumbasses. And it's a good. It's a good reminder today. You got a kid. Toledo should have done this every time we did it.

[John Holmberg]

You should have poured hot water in his kid.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no, no. Okay, well, in hindsight, not boiling hot, but like an unexpected hot bath that. You gotta. Wait. That's hotter than I thought that might have been. Wake him up with one of those. Yeah, you're not wrong, Brad. Maybe a little bit to his son, but just look at it. Look at it. Whatever it is, your kid right in the side of the head. Hey. What was that for? I know you've done something. You deserve that you needed that. You were thinking something dumb or you've done something. I haven't caught you yet. That's for all the times you do dumb crap and I haven't caught you. If I catch you, imagine what's gonna happen. That's what I think you've done. Give it a whack. Give it a whack right now. I would never hit my child. Yeah. That's why it feels okay. Pouring boiling water on his brothers. Because there's no repercussions at your house. He gets timeouts, okay? So do the sons. And they used them wrong, too. So it's a. You get a timeout. Go to your room. Oh, yeah, that's a tough one. He's got like two TVs, four iPads, a PlayStation 5. That room's a real punishment. Yeah, send me to my room. It was awesome in there. Okay. It's where all my stuff is. You know what would have been a.

[Brady]

Problem used to be where there was nothing.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, send me to my sister's room. The place was a nightmare with papasan. I think my sister thought she was Asian for a while. They got like a papasan chair and all of her lights were umbrella. Like those hot air Balloons. Hot air balloon lights. I kept saying, why do you have hot air balloons? They're not. They're du kai chai. I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about. She had a futon bed. Everything in there was, like, Asian influence. Except for the guy banging her. He was always Mexican. Holberg's morning sickness. Morning sick.

[Brady]

It's Larry McFeely. Just had my annual Mission Beach San Diego vacation. Full of sand, sun, and, yes, Toyota trucks.

[Brett Vesely]

Mission beach lifeguards don't mess around. They roll with Toyota Tacomas, Tundras, and four runners as their official lifeguard vehicles. Why? Because they need serious capability, dependability, and.

[Brady]

The power to protect the coast.

[Brett Vesely]

And right now, it's the national sales.

[Brady]

Event at your Valley Toyota dealers, which.

[Brett Vesely]

Means it's the perfect time to grab.

[Brady]

A Toyota truck built for adventure. Whether you're hitting the beach or the Arizona back roads, visit your Valley Toyota Dealer or valleytoyotadeealers.com Toyot.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, let's go places.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, Byron. I was looking at MMP Guns.com's website. You have everything, and the prices are incredible.

[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

Wait, there's no backorders?

[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

Sounds simple. That's why I always go to MMP.

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

Paper. Machete globes.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. What were they? She didn't do that. Like, it was the real ones that.

[Brady]

Open up and they're a ball.

[Brett Vesely]

They're a ball.

[Brady]

A little light in them. Something.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Oh, they were. They were hanging from the ceiling lights. A huge. And it had Chinese writing on the side. And, like, what is this room?

[John Holmberg]

Did you knock over Golden Valley Chinese Restaurant there on extension or what?

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, fortune cookies. And, like, you can say.

[Brady]

It said Tsingtao beer on it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Tsingtao on the side. The wall was crumbled away, like, to the outside. I'm like, you made your room Third World. Why? Yeah. She was sneaking Mexicans in the hole in the wall. Tubuku, like, what's going on? Did a deep fryer and had rats in it. I'm like, why is your room this way? You wanted to punish me, Send me to her room. It was a nightmare.

[Brady]

What's with the tunnels?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, she had a little thing. Papa Fuck Deutsch. Where'd you come from? War not over. War is over. Get back in the hole. What did you do this for? Her room was awful. And she. That was the best thing about how stupid she was. She bought all this dumb stuff. Like, I get to decorate my room and. All right, you know, like, $500. She goes and gets the futon and stuff. You laid on. I don't know if you've ever laid on one of those.

[Brady]

It is summer tough.

[Brett Vesely]

It is a bag of flour. It is the most uncomfortable mattress ever. She had to play pretend. Okay. Like, she had. Because she had to eat it.

[Brady]

They had to been laughing when they came out with these hilarious.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's not a bad. It's a punishment. I think John McCain slept on somebody.

[Brady]

Sleeping on a bag of rice.

[Brett Vesely]

McCain in the. In the Hanoi Hilton was on a much more comfortable mattress. It was like. It was like, tough to needle for him compared to this. But she'd lay. It's fine. It's fine. You could see, like, misery. Misery. All the Mexicans left. That bed sucks, man. You gotta get a new bed. How come I go in there? I feel like I'm in China Gate. Bye. Go through the wall.

[Brady]

Please go through the wall.

[Brett Vesely]

My dad's in the family. We can't see. You got a hole in the wall. That bed's like, sleeping on a bag of rice.

[Brady]

She's got a poster of Mark Pie up there.

[Brett Vesely]

Who's Mark Pie?

[Brady]

Mark Pie's China Gate.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, God. He knows the owner.

[John Holmberg]

Of course he does.

[Brett Vesely]

Who the hell is Mark piece?

[Brady]

All I know is that's what it.

[Brett Vesely]

Used to be called. China Gate here.

[Brady]

Yeah, it was.

[Brett Vesely]

Was it Mark Kwan's golden something that was on Coin. Golden Coin, that's right. And I always think that I was.

[John Holmberg]

Like, why is Mark a big name over there?

[Brett Vesely]

Marcus, Hugh, Mark and Chris are the two most popular Chinese names. Mark Pie posters.

[Brady]

Maybe Benihana over there.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, she was. Yeah. My room had, like, Heather Thomas and, like, Heather Lockler. Hot Heathers all over. Mark Pie was in my sister's room. And it was funny because the kitchen staff felt right at home because they were just in there all the time. Hey, I used to work at Mark Pie. This is great. I like your room. I feel like I've gone to the Far East. It's like being in the kitchen at work again. Anyway, it was weird. Those futons were the worst. But, yeah, send me to that room when I was a kid. You go to your sister's room until you figure out what you've done wrong. Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

He's not wrong.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, there's Mark Pie. Freddy's right. It's Ohio.

[John Holmberg]

It's an Ohio restaurant.

[Brady]

Is it okay?

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. No one knows who Mark Pie is, but you haven't been in Ohio for 30 years. You remember Mark Pie. It was Columbus.

[John Holmberg]

It's Columbus, Cincinnati, Zanesville.

[Brett Vesely]

Mark Pies Chinese. Nothing. Nothing quite says Chinese food like Columbus, Ohio. And the one Chinaman that went there, I moved all the way to Ohio to free Brady. How you like our food now? Hey, Mark Pie. Hi, Brady. How you doing? Now, I like you, Mark Pie. You make good food, but you sound funny. How you want me to sound? My friend Jordan does that all the time. Every time there's Asians around, what you want me to sell and I start dying? How you like me to sour? It sticks in your head once you hear it, too. Anyway, Mark Pie reference. Congratulations. Yeah. Hey, we making big tar. We on radio. And Pitt, Arizona. I move all the way to Ohio to give a food to a braided family. I know why you moved to Ohio. I hear there's a eating machine in Ohio. We can't roost. I open a restaurant across the boy. Hey, here. There's a Mark Pies opening up down the road. Let's keep him in business. Welcome, welcome. What you want for the grilled cheese? I love a grilled cheese. Chinese style. Okay. I don't know what that means, but okay.

[Brady]

Brett, you would have loved it. They had a noodle Making station. Making live right there.

[Brett Vesely]

Come on in, Brady. Join a Mexican crow belt oil noodle. Hi, Mark Pie. Bread to keep us in a high cotton, he said, being never fair with a bread area down the road. You're funny. You're funny. He died in my impression already. Oh, yeah. Chick, grilled cheese. Come in, get grilled cheese. You got a little round eye, girl.

[Brady]

They had a good grilled cheese and Mark pies.

[Brett Vesely]

Did they? Bet. I guarantee it. Boy, what's wrong with this cheese? It have fish in it. Oh, Mark pies. What was it called? The gold China Gate. China Gate. Mark buys China Gate. It's a matter with you. It's a lot wrong with him. Brett was the China Gate here?

[John Holmberg]

That's what I thought it was.

[Brett Vesely]

No, it's franchise. Mark Pie moved to go. Like you had to commit so many Chinese crimes to end up in Ohio. Like stay in San Francisco where the rest of them are. Vancouver don't. Well, I not done traveling real. I gotta get all the way to center of a country. I make it to Ohio, I stop here like Brigam Young, a stop writer. He know where he live. Mark Pie. I'm Mark Pye. I moved to Ohio. Why? I have no idea. The car broke down on the way to New York and he stayed. There's no way. Chinese immigrants on their own volition stopped in Columbus and said, oh, beautiful. You pass all of beautiful America to get to Ohio. You're not staying in Ohio. He had to get.

[Brady]

I opened the door, just packed.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, but he had to have a.

[Brady]

That's why he stayed.

[Brett Vesely]

No, he had to have a bag over his head and got thrown, of course, to be at his restaurant today. He didn't have it yet. He had a bag over his head. He was kidnapped and dropped off in Columbus and didn't know where he was because had he seen Wyoming or Colorado or Utah or Arizona or anything else, but that pack's beautiful. Nobody stops in Ohio and looks around goes this head. I stay here. It's beautiful. Frat gring. Absolutely no landscape. Beautiful. No way Mark Pye was a kidnapping victim or a slave's grandson building the railroad. And they quit right around Ohio. We stay here. Not a store of trouble.

[John Holmberg]

He just got dropped off in Ohio with his bag of rice and started up the not here empire.

[Brett Vesely]

We should have moved, Mark Pie. We should have moved to a place more scenic. Not more scenic than it is frat rams. Absolutely no hills. Just frantic. I can see. And that's good for me because my eyes don't see so Good.

[Brady]

He fell in love with Hilliard, Ohio.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I'm sure of it. What Chinese person doesn't have that poster on their wall in Beijing? Someday my dream will come true. A move to Hilliard. Yes. What I want is to move to a city with two L's in the name. That'll make it harder for me. Huyard. I cannot say where I lived. Crumbus. Crumbus. I live in crumbus Crumbus. Or how Mark Pie. This guy I have now. First boy Brad I meet. My first born child. He named Skyra. He tough kid. He not kung fu. Skyra. And thank you, Brady for bringing a mock pie to me. Now I could have never be on Saturday night arrive cannot do this anymore. This grilled cheese doesn't taste so good. Mark Pie. How you want a grilled cheese to taste? Brady Big Buckeye fan. Oh, I'm sure of it. Hoy. Huh? Oh, he's trying. He's trying to do it. What do you think our team are this year? Riker Ryan Day he go cold it get hard time. Go Buckeye. Yeah, yeah. You're one of your free meals and observe it. Oh yeah. Come on in here, Tara Pryor. You still good to me, Mr. Gold Pan. I gave me the gold Pan. Some de rich ass Chinese food for free. Come on.

[Brady]

That's one of the tattoos he got was Mark Pie.

[Brett Vesely]

Prior lost his scholarship because he had a Mark Pie tattoo. You don't get a free food. Let's get Mark Pie. Mark Pie. You're an idiot. That's hilarious. He went back to his childhood Chini. What kid remembers a Chinese restaurant from his youth? One. That one. What Chinese restaurant did your family take it to? And you're gonna never don't remember this kid. Your palate was.

[John Holmberg]

It was decorated like your sister's bedroom. That's all. I remember the Chinese restaurants back in the day.

[Brett Vesely]

Where's the hamburger? I'm not eating chines. What the hell is this stuff?

[John Holmberg]

Let alone the guy's name. He remembered Mark Pie.

[Brady]

That's what it led with.

[Brett Vesely]

Of course it did.

[Brady]

That's China Gate.

[Brett Vesely]

Mark Pie's China Gate is one of his childhood memories are so different than all other kids. Every reference is where the rest. The nearest food station was downtown.

[Brady]

Oh yeah. Japanese steakhouse.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's right. He's a kid. He's like a Fotor's guy.

[Brady]

East Columbus. El Kahiki.

[Brett Vesely]

You're like Lil Foder. Anyway, let's get a wake up song. It's enough Mark Pie for this Morning, Mark Pie.

[John Holmberg]

Never enough Mark Pie.

[Brett Vesely]

He's on his deathbed in Ohio. What's going on? I feel disturbance in fault.

[Brady]

He's still pulling noodles.

[Brett Vesely]

I make a noodle tell a honey five year old. Hey, something going on in the world. How come I start to sound really like Dennis Rodman? What's going on in the world? What in the world?

[Brady]

He might be in the Guinness World record for most noodles pulled or something.

[Brett Vesely]

Come on. You think a guy from Ohio has that record? Come on, stop it. Come on. He's like he's child's play to real Chinese people. They're pulling noodles 48 hours a day.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know how many Mark Pies there were, but Mark Pie was born in Korea, apparently.

[Brett Vesely]

Korean Chinese restaurant owner. I got them all snow. That's why I go to Ohio. They don't know different. I have a moon face like a Korean and they think of that Chinese weird frat moon face. I could chew on a wall.

[Brady]

That's talent.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I go over, I eat holes in drywall. I know I just put a fish against that start to show. That's Mark Pie. There's the poster was in my sister's bedroom. In Brady's fantasy, is Mark Pie an actual person? Asks the Internet. No, he amalgamation of all sort of Chinese people. I representative of old China. China man. Is he an actual person? No. They made a Mark found his way to Chicago first. Yeah. And then he left.

[Brady]

There it is.

[Brett Vesely]

World record. Oh my God. He is in the Guinness book for fastest what, noodle pole?

[John Holmberg]

Fastest human Noodle maker.

[Brady]

Noodle maker.

[Brett Vesely]

Go yourself, Brady, for even knowing that a little bit. If I was your kidney, I'd try to get out too. All right, let's get to a wake up song, you lunatics. What a way to start the Monday by offending just about all of them. At 6:23. Let's get a Wake up song. 585-9800. Mark Pie will live in my brain forever as the guy who influenced my sister's bedroom growing up. Hilarious. Give it to us good and strong. We'll scream it together. It's 98K UV Wake Up. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[Brady]

98.

[Brett Vesely]

Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com. Thank you, Katie and the Hobbs. Actually the drummer from and Miles to Nowhere was at the show Saturday night, which was great trip text me and he goes. I had a nice time at the Rooster Saturday. Seeing a lot of KUPD fans. Packed house And I got to see you in a different light. Not singing, but someone had pictures of you from high school there. Yearbook photos. And I'm like, what? Who brought that? A woman was showing me pictures of you from when. I'm like, where in the hell did this person come from? And who was it? It had to be. It had to be my buddy Mark's wife having old pictures in her phone, which might be even weirder. I don't have any high school photos of her. Who had them? Rich. You know, so it was Kristen that was.

[Brady]

She was going through a whole thing. Her son would call her and FaceTime while you guys were on stage.

[Brett Vesely]

Why?

[Brady]

I don't know, but did it three times.

[Brett Vesely]

He lives in Houston.

[Brady]

I know. He was. She's like, he's a big fan of John.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, that's true.

[Brady]

He needs to.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. He wanted to be there for you. Okay.

[Brady]

And then she's. As soon as she'd get off the phone with him, she'd go back through an album and show us, like, wedding photos.

[Brett Vesely]

At Mark's wedding. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I was 24. Of course I look different. I hope so. At hair and all sorts. And it wasn't good hair. Forehead the size of a Montana.

[Brady]

It was better than the one that The. The one picture that we have of you with the. With the mullet and the hat. Like, the 80s hat. That's only 15, I think.

[Brett Vesely]

Geez. I don't know. There's a few of them. Nothing's good. Yeah. I look like a candy apple. Like, there was no reason for me to ever take a picture. I still don't take pictures. I've been ugly since I was, like, five. I was real cute before that. Yeah. It wasn't even the hair. The hair didn't help. I look better now than I did then. And that's. The bar was low. I stopped being cute around seven. And then I got West Virginia. Weird because I lived there. And then it all just went downhill. And then I turned into a candy apple. I was a candy apple for, like, 12 years. Watermelon on a toothpick. And then just became bald. It was. It wasn't any fun. There's no fun being this. I don't need people breaking out old yearbooks. Yearbook photo. I don't know. Did Trip have yearbook photos or just old cave drawings? Graduating class. When did you graduate? Oh, 14. 19. No, 14. Year 14. That was my graduating class. Yeah. I started school in zero. How about that? Yeah. I want to see people's yearbook. I have a Tapestry of. Of trip. Usual yearbook, tapestries. Hang them with care. I don't know how it all works. I also am a child and I always will be, you know, doesn't matter. Birthday party, celebrating how many years I've been here or not. Reading about the Putin and Trump. This is how, this is how my brain works. Putin and Trump are gonna have this big meeting and I'm like, that's important. I should know about that. So I clicked on it, right? My phone knows me better than that. So as I'm scrolling down, it gives me a couple. Like in the middle of the story, it'll give you like two or three other stories you can click on. I read the first paragraph and got to the one. And then the headline said, young woman can't stop having orgasms. Dr. Stump. Click. I'm out. I'm out. On the Trump, Putin, World War three story. And they're trying to. She's in China too. Maybe it's Mark PI's daughter. She can't stop having uncontrollable orgasms a bunch of times a day. Now, this is not the first time this has happened. Like, women have been.

[Brady]

Yeah, we've heard a couple of stories.

[Brett Vesely]

Bonked in the head or something and had tons of them. But most of the time they know why. Like she had a. An incident, you know, like something happened to her, like a spinal cord injury or something. This lady just, just out of nowhere started having all sorts of orgasms. Like non stop. 5 years. She's 20. She's 20 years old. For 5 years she's experienced the thunder down under. It says zero sexual stimulation. Nothing has to touch her. She can just be standing there. A lot of times these other ladies that can't stop having uncontrollable orgasms haven't triggered. And then it won't shut off. I remember that one. There was a black lady who was in the hospital. It's an old meme. And she's sitting there and she go, oh. Then the camera pans over and her husband's there just looking like. And the doctor says, how'd this happen? And they were having sex and he just turned it on. And they can't find the switch. And he was proud of it. And any man would be says, it sounds like it might be hours of fun. Constant pleasure can be painful. Only a woman would complain about a life of orgasms. No. Make it stop. Like, no. This is the way it's supposed to be. Forever for the lucky few.

[John Holmberg]

Typical bra.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep. I know. If I was squirting all the time. I'd just tie a bag to it. Hey, all right. Every once will be like, this is awesome. By the way. Everything about my life is awesome. Does it hurt? Sometimes when I'm dry. Just drink more heroes, get some more wilderness athlete in the system and hydrate up. It's called pgad, and you can get diagnosed with it. Her symptoms revealed when she was 14, initially manifesting this electric sensation in her abdomen. She couldn't figure out it was around the same time she was displaying increased sensitivity to touch. She had bizarre beliefs, such as thinking others could read her thoughts. She was crazy, and her body reacted to it. I told you this when I was probably 9 or 10, maybe even younger than that, I would have spontaneous orgasms when I got nervous. It was awesome.

[John Holmberg]

I'd be nervous all the time.

[Brett Vesely]

I tried to be. It was amazing. The best one was in fourth grade, Ms. Abby Lusane's class at Osuna Elementary School in Albuquerque. The Tuesday before Thanksgiving break, we had a huge project we were doing all semester long. Each day we had to do a new page of a book we built about history. And she'd assign us our page, and you'd, like, do a drawing and then a little synopsis of what you're doing and then why it was important, like Nathan Hale's flag and turn the page and get up all the way up to, like, Teddy Roosevelt. So by the time Thanksgiving rolled around, it was the majority of our grade, this book. And I thought it was due the Wednesday before we left for Thanksgiving break, It was due the Tuesday, and each page took a couple hours. And I had two pages to do. And when she said, all right, get your last page done and then turn them in, I'm like, I've got two pages, huge goal. And this is fourth grade. So what am I, nine?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And I remember, I'm like, Ms. Lucane, I'm behind a day. And I didn't. I messed up the time. I thought we were tournament tomorrow. She goes, john, the date was clear. And she was a tough black lady. She goes, the date was clear. You know the date. If you don't make it, it's an F. And I'm like, oh, God. And all I can think of, Dan just going, well, pop his head off like a grape. We'll make a new one. And so I sit down, I just start hammering out these. And the last page was going to suck, but I'm like, that's fine. It's getting done. So I smash it. And I'm so Nervous. I'm looking up at the clock. It's like 2:40, 2:45. I haven't even started the last page. I'm finishing up coloring it in, tracing the pencil with a red marker because, oh, turn the page. Start the last page. And I'm sitting there going, I am, I'm losing it. It's like, John, you got like 15 minutes. I'm like, I know. And I'm banging it out to the thing and put the thing forward. This guy was blah, blah, blah. And the next thing, my body just goes relax. My stomach started to tingle and turn over. And the next thing you know, I'm like, oh, don't Worry about it, Ms. Lysane. I'm gonna get this done in a couple of minutes.

[Brady]

You got a smoke?

[Brett Vesely]

And. Yeah. Are you taking a smoke break? You've got five minutes. It's gonna get done, Ms. Lucane. Don't worry about it, Abby. I got this and I did it. And then I'm like, oh my God, what was that?

[Brady]

And that's pre puberty.

[Brett Vesely]

I was nine. And then it happened again in Little League once I walked the bases loaded. I got pulled from the game and I'm sitting on the thing and I'm like, I'm just a mess. I'm gonna lose the game. We were winning and like, you know, walked in a run, if I remember right. And then terrible. And I just start like panicking on the bench. And then next thing. Don't worry about it, coach. I got this. Is this how life works? I've never seen anybody else dealing with this. Probably had like, is it producing anything.

[Brady]

Or is it just a few?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, it was just as far as it was muck. It wasn't like a normal like hit. It wasn't.

[Brady]

It's seedless.

[Brett Vesely]

I was the seedless. Grapes were in play. But there was something happening, I guess that's wild. And then book. And then like my little tiny nine year old boy thing went and whatever. So I had like probably six or seven of those episodes as a kid. And then the first time when I was like 11, I did it myself. And I'm like, that's what that is. I can make this happen myself. And since then I haven't stopped. But I was, I was happy when I would stress out because I'm like, this is. And so I talked to a lady, I talked to a therapist years later. I'm like, this used to happen to me a lot. She goes, that's not uncommon. I'm like, is it like for like Is there some sort of weird abuse or something? She goes, no, like, it just happens. She goes, yeah, sometimes your body just gets confused and busts one out. And I'm like, how do I bring that back? How do I. Like that was. If that's not a sign of a mental condition, how do we make that start happening again? Because that was incredibly cool. You never had it happen?

[John Holmberg]

No, I don't think so.

[Brett Vesely]

Neither you. Man, this is awesome.

[John Holmberg]

I'm. I'm jealous, actually. I mean, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

I said, john, you didn't have random orgasms when you were nine. That was just Father Dale's middle finger. No, I'm not saying I didn't cause orgasms for priests and stuff, but no, stop it. I didn't know Father Dale yet.

[John Holmberg]

David Vasquez says, how did the show turn into Father's Dale Bedtime stories?

[Brett Vesely]

You know what I love about that the most? That he's synonymous with kid rape. And I think that's the best part of being Father Dale is, like, alleged. He didn't do it. To be clear, he just arranged it. It's not my fault. That.

[Brady]

And he moved it.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know how much he had to do with it. I think he was involved. That was the way they were handling the whole church.

[Brady]

That's not just him.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, but when people bring him up, I'm like, yeah, you made that bed for sure.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he made the bed.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, he messed it up and then made it again. I don't know how far he went. I just know he was in there like Toledo style, watching. Yeah, he's creepy. It's weird. Speaking of. I got. I'll get to that in a second. Oh, before we get on with that, move on from that spontaneous orgasm story that. That poor Chinese girl that. Top it, Top it, Top it. Tell me. I'm like the Neil Armstrong of kids. I'm like, good story. You want to hear one about me? Let me tell my story. Now, when I was nine, stress used to make me have orgasms. What? You heard me.

[John Holmberg]

You're over here like Andrew Dice Clay with cigarette stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

Stop smoking when you tell. I can't help it. You gotta smoke and tell the story at the same time. It's the only way it works. It was weird. Really weird. But I found out later it's not that uncommon. I've yet to meet someone else who had this affliction. But it was just. And it would calm me down, like, right after. Be like, oh, man, that's nice. Okay, let's get back to Business.

[Brady]

It's like the six times that you. The highest stressed moments at the time.

[Brett Vesely]

That's all it was super high stress moments as a kid. And my body would get all weird and, like, I wouldn't. I'd, like, cry a little. You know, kids just start crying. And I'd start crying like this. I'm screwed. And then my body would just like, as. And as I tried to. Maybe I should do that, try to choke back tears. And that just makes me go, all right, well, one way or another, you're leaking, you're choking something. That's true. Never had to touch it. Never had to do a thing.

[John Holmberg]

Damn.

[Brett Vesely]

I just sit there and be like, ah, I got so. Oh, oh, oh. Could you imagine, like, Ed downstairs in a high pressure moment if that was a normal thing that happened to people.

[John Holmberg]

Starts yelling at him.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God. If we had Susan go down there and start yelling at Ed in the meanest possible way and just sits there and Ed's at his desk and doesn't know what to do. I don't know where he came from. I don't know why his Jawa's on.

[Brady]

Ed saw it.

[Brett Vesely]

She's got a Jawa support team now. I don't know. Just. Also Darth Vader.

[Brady]

That's what the sound was making.

[Brett Vesely]

That's Ed's downstairs. Ed, you have not made a sale in weeks. Did you just. On me? Everything's fine, baby. Back to your office.

[John Holmberg]

Lights up a smoke in his qb.

[Brett Vesely]

Every time I yell at Ed, he. On me.

[Brady]

He does have tiparillos down there.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Ed, stop it. Imagine that was a normal thing that humans did. I'm under a lot of stress right now, man. You have no. Oh, I'm all right. Everything's good now. I'm gonna go to sleep for five minutes, get this done. But evidently, it's a thing. I had it. I don't have it anymore. But only a woman would complain that her whole life is one orgasm after another. That just sounds like an avenue of green lights to me. That sounds great. An uninterrupted avenue of green lights. You mean every time I go through an intersection, I'm gonna have an orgasm? Yep. It's gonna be a real problem. No, it's not. The only thing it's gonna be a problem for is laundry. This sounds great.

[Brady]

That's why you've been stress free since 11 years old.

[Brett Vesely]

Have not had a day of stress since I'm 11. And I used to. Trust me. When I manually started to learn to do it, from there on, every time I'm like, I am freaking out and I know what to do and it fixes everything.

[John Holmberg]

Hey Byron, I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns.

[Brady]

Brett, I sure do. It's MMP Guns Customs. MMP Guns is creating some amaz firearms. We offer polishing, plating, bluing, custom laser engraving, laser stippling, cerakoting and performance upgrades. We do everything in house with our master trained craftsman. You can select our designs or make up your own.

[John Holmberg]

Well, can you do this to my gun?

[Brady]

We can do it to nearly any firearm. Doesn't matter where you live, you can ship it to us or we already have completed firearms in inventory daily with no wait.

[John Holmberg]

Well, there you have it. MMP Guns on the northeast corner of 12th street and Indian School or online at MMP Guns customs.com it's John Holmberg.

[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

Podcast time again to let you know.

[Brett Vesely]

Where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Eastside and Tempe at the Improv catch the always hilarious Carlos Mencia. Funny Marco will be performing his sets downtown at Stand Up Live and at the Desert Ridge Improv. You've got the one and only Annie Letterman entertaining you all week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness. John Madden football. I'm the only guy who used to do it. I used to toss to John Madden football constantly. That game frustrated me to no end. Go in the bathroom, come back a few seconds later, let's take on the Buccaneers.

[John Holmberg]

It's the only guy. I had lung cancer at 12 years old from cartons.

[Brady]

Imagine that's what you kept doing. How to deal with the stress. I'm like, where's John going? We're playing golf, he's in the woods. What's he doing? Ah, he's just getting rid of.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I would just. I'll be right back. I wouldn't do it at someone else's home, but I mean Unless it was unintentional. And I don't think I did that. It's weird. All right, I gotta get to these first. I have to talk to Shad Peterson. Emailed. And I'll do this for you, Shad. Yes. Said. Last Saturday, which was the ninth, we made the hard choice to put one of our dogs down. Our Wheaton terrier fits amazing. Life so loved. And as we all know, it comes time to make that difficult decision to have him cross Rainbow Bridge. We did it. He was a rescue. And my woman's rock got her through many tough times. She was struggling with depression and anxiety and he was there. It's extremely hard for her and our kids. I'd love you to give a shout out. Cheers. Pour one out for Fitz and Stephanie Fitz. He's homeward bound. Good buddy, sunshine. Absolutely. So give your dogs a hug. I know he did the Fitz. Sorry, Big babe. And yeah, one for your dogs. Give a cookie for Fitz. One of ours is gone. Everybody's dog is one of our dogs. So I'm with her.

[Brady]

This guy says I had pick up Banjo.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, go get Banjo. Banjo is the coolest dog in the world. Over at Lost her home. There's a bunch of them. Rhea, who I think is gonna finally get adopted, which is awesome. She's been there for like a year. And Banjo is deaf. You've never felt anything like it. When Banjo leans into you to feel you talking. Cause he can't hear you. He only loves to. Oh, it just smashes into you. It's so cute. Cute and such a sweetheart. Like a great dog. And no sign language. Like, you do these weird little signs and they'll sit down. It's like, this is the coolest thing my dog is. I have one of my dogs. Two of them now. Can't hear real well or at all.

[Brady]

It's amazing.

[Brett Vesely]

Weird how they adapt.

[Brady]

Sometimes people will have. You'll have your dog for a year or two. You don't know their death, right?

[Brett Vesely]

Because they just. Yeah, they just look at you and pick up cues. Most. This is a weird thing. Most white dogs have a propensity to be deaf. It's a strange thing. But, yeah, my dog Frankie can't hear and Gordon can't hear anymore. And they picked it up. Like, you just kind of hand stuff. And they're like, we got it. Like, they never even had, like a day where they seemed down about us. Like, I just don't hear anymore. What? What's new? It's. They're so awesome. That's why Dogs are the best. They don't dwell on anything. You know, you don't sit and go, yeah, when I was a puppy I had this thing happen. It's like they just move on. We could learn a lot from them about that. So yeah, that one. Tip, tip, a tip a little cookie down to your dogs today in honor of fit ready for this. Dear John, you have openly mocked those of us who chose to believe the earth is indeed flat. As if you have some superior knowledge that we don't. Superior?

[John Holmberg]

Don't release, please.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm. I'm not that frustrated. This guy is. I'm here to tell you I and many others passed through the same indoctrination camps as you and have taken the time to research. I've learned that all that we have all been lied to and horribly played in our lives and long before the earth is flat. Tell the so called Bible. Believing Brady to read the book of Genesis. It is literally the first book of the Holy Bible. Every word written in the Holy Bible is truth. Well, did he not. Did he say it was flat? The Lord. I don't believe he said that. King James version is preferred. If you're going to eat, eat it bad on this, I highly recommend you get in front of it. Now. Believing the earth is a spinning ball that water can escape only makes you ignorant. Calling flat earth dumb people or their people dumb makes you look stupid and foolish. I've told you this before. Do not die on this hill of lies. Be better. God bless John Rao Sulphur Springs, Texas. And then he sent me a. A picture of it said let God be true and it said moon and then it said rocket to the moon and it's on an arch off the flap. They have proven John Neil DeGrasse Tyson talks about this all the time. That it is round. Why in the world would. I'll go with you. Why in the world would a flat earth not spill water if he thinks that it's a spinning ball? Why is a flat earth like, you know, it's like a flatbread pizza versus a meatball. Meatballs, if you spin them don't just come apart. There's stuff holding them on.

[Brady]

And the pancake on either side.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I mean, what's on the bottom? Yeah, what's on the bottom of it? Ask a pilot if the earth is round or flat.

[Brady]

So the. I didn't know this. So. But the flat Earther also. So the moon is flat too. That all planets, that we're all disks. They're all disks. Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. And they're kind of like on an angle, like being presented to you like a cake. I don't care that you think it's flat.

[Brady]

And the sun's a giant disc too as well.

[Brett Vesely]

I think. So it's a. Yeah, yep. It's just. It's flat, Stanley. If you get on the other side of it, you're like, hey. But there. There's a good point. Like if we're actually orbiting the sun, and I don't know if that's part of the indoctrination, but I tend to believe that. That if we're orbiting the sun, wouldn't we see like it's just flat on both sides and it's just that hot and so we.

[Brady]

It spins like a coin then.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I know for a fact from having to fly to Australia that it's pretty round. Like it was a. Because on a flat thing, we wouldn't have had so much issues with sunlight just disappearing. The second we took off, heading away from the sun and then going over that date line, it was the weirdest experience I've ever been.

[Brady]

Because you'd had to have gone around the corner.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. We'd had to make like a left and gone straight down to the flat part.

[Brady]

You went to the edge then.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know.

[Brady]

Because if it changed the light and day, isn't that the rotation?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, it just made sense to me for the first time ever that the world was round. Like, I get it now. When you're flying and you're. You leave late at night and you start to fly and it stays the exact same darkness the whole time. And then the sun starts coming up 18 hours later when you get there, you're running away from it like you're almost on the same speed like that it all holds still. If it was flat, the sun would just go up. Right. It's. Yeah. So it's just constantly moving. Now. I don't know what their theory is on how it works, but I could.

[Brady]

See it flips over, but I. And isn't it like not like there's edges, it's like a circular.

[Brett Vesely]

Wouldn't it be like. It would be like a negative edge pool if he had it his way.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Where does all the water leak off onto?

[Brady]

But even if it was saying it's a rounded like beveled edges or whatever.

[Brett Vesely]

Sounds nice. That sounds high end.

[Brady]

If you were on that land there, there's no way that the day could still be, you know, the light of day, whatever, 12 hours or, you know, then it goes dark. Don't you think if you lived on the edge part, it would go a lot shorter? The sun?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know where the edge is, so I don't know. Are we on the edge? Is the edge over there? Is it down at the bottom? Like, what's your map? And I've seen, like, flat Earthers try to do experiments to show it's flat. And they do lasers. And like, a scientist will go, like, shoot a laser across flat land. Where's it go? And they get up above and look at the curvature. And they're like, no, no, it's a curved disc. Like, it's like a Frisbee. Like, okay, yeah. Where's the water go? What's going on underneath?

[Brady]

I'm saying that edge of the frisbee.

[Brett Vesely]

Got no idea. You just fall off the end. But we've been indoctrinated, evidently. And I've seen those things that they is like, this guy Craig says flat earthers spent $20 to try to prove it was flat and accidentally proved it was round. They're kind of nutty religious people who've we got to move on from them. I agree, but they still exist amongst us, and they deserve five minutes of our time every once in a while to go, all right, what do you got? Because there's one thing that science loves is questions. Religion hates it. Science loves it. So it's like, we pretty sure we've got this thing figured out. Like, what do you got? Did you find something new? Because, I mean, you go back to Copernicus. He couldn't have been more wrong about how the planets moved, that we were going, that we weren't going around the sun, that we were. We were not the center. And then some German philosopher came along and said, oh, no, no, no. The sun's the middle. We move, and it's this odd orbit that keeps it. So we're not going, you know, that's going to keep us in this. So he found this elliptical. We're not in a perfect circle around the sun. It's an ellipsis which totally disproved what Copernicus did in the beginning. And at the end of that, they're like, well, Copernicus. Had he not come up with that, we never would have questioned it in the first place, because he had to figure out time. So his findings were 100% wrong, but led us to where we were. So what we used to believe became the truth later. So maybe flat Earther comes up with something and says, hey, I found somebody. For the most part, if Other scientists.

[Brady]

That are flat Earthers?

[Brett Vesely]

No, none of them that would be taken seriously. But, I mean, bottom line on it is that if you don't ask questions, you got no hope. There's nothing. You're just locked in. But if you do, you can solve these things. Now, it's real easy to just go in and go, no. Nope. You were indoctrinated. Nope. I dismiss all the evidence. I only believe that you're doing the exact same thing that you're saying we should do, is question things. You will not question your side. And until you start asking questions about whether or not and say you did research, your research is a bunch of people who think exactly the same as you and just say, no. It's an indoctrination program. I can't prove it's. What's the end game? Why? What's the end game of making people think the Earth is round? Why is that a big win for whomever is pushing this?

[John Holmberg]

That's in science. That's in politics, too. Yeah, I'm just gonna go with whatever the people that I, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

Exactly. Religion, politics, anything tribal like that. But bottom line is, I've never heard a flat Earther answer this question properly. Who wins in the world of. The world is round, but it's really a lie. Why wouldn't we just go, okay, it's flat. Who's the winner here in keeping the myth alive that the Earth is a sphere?

[Brady]

Does it throw everything off, like calendars or time?

[Brett Vesely]

No. That's a part of the science that we now understand a lot of which is, okay, we can kind of look. Look no further than these guys launching rockets to the moon. They didn't aim it at the moon. They aimed at it where they thought the moon was going to be. That's how a rocket works. It doesn't go to the moon. It goes where you think it's going to be. Because it's like leading a receiver in football. You got to intercept it. These dudes know what they're doing. I'm pretty sure when they look back, they saw the sphere of Earth, and they're like, that's pretty round. And we've had guys up there in that space station circle in the Earth. They're pretty sure it's round, too. But that's the stuff they all throw away. It's like, well, they're just lying to you. And that's real easy to do when you take out all the evidence of the opposition as nope. And that's your only proof then. I don't buy. It's like when people go, faith, like, all right, well, I have faith. You're wrong. So who's right? If you have faith, you're right, and I have faith. You're wrong. Neither of us have evidence on anything. It's just.

[Brady]

You both have faith.

[Brett Vesely]

It's just chance. Well, that doesn't. That means faith is useless. It can be counteracted with. I don't. It's a flip of the coin. It's chance. I just believe. Okay, well, I need more evidence than that. I can believe Brady killed Brett, but without evidence, that doesn't mean anything at all. You would not want that in a courtroom. The judge just goes, I don't know about any of this. I just believe that you did it. Like, no, no. All the evidence says I didn't. I have faith that you did it. Like, okay, I have faith. I didn't know. There's no. There has no standing.

[John Holmberg]

Ask O.J.

[Brett Vesely]

Ask O.J. that's right. He had faith in that. Of faith in the system, Brett. That's how that works. This one says, these idiots. Ask these idiots why I can fly out of LAX over the Pacific to Singapore, and I can fly out of JFK over the Atlantic and the Middle east to Singapore. Yeah, one's going east, one's going west. If it was flat, they'd all be going the same direction. Ah, thanks. Good thinking. Said from Bon Jovi. No, that's John and Sarah. This flat Earth guy has room temperature IQ currently about 78. Why do opinions and feelings have power over facts and statistics and science? I think it's an attention scheme.

[Brady]

Yeah. That is when you mentioned faith. I think faith does have a feeling. Yeah, there's a feeling behind.

[Brett Vesely]

But wouldn't it be better if God just wrote, oh, yeah, it's round? I think Ricky Gervais said that at the end of, like, in the Bible, it's like, all this information you gave us about things just at the end, just go, yeah, it's round. I'm not gonna waste any more of your time with that. Don't. Don't go dicking around. It's round. And then years from like, we're like, what does it mean? It's round. Like, earth is round, Heaven is round. Like, what? And then later we'd be like, oh, that's what he meant. It's round. A lot of credibility to the Bible if the last words were, oh, yeah, one more thing. It's round. Like, Jesus, this dude knew something.

[Brady]

This is gonna blow your mind.

[Brett Vesely]

What's that?

[Brady]

The sphere in Vegas.

[John Holmberg]

Flat, flat, man.

[Brett Vesely]

I've been in it. It's weird. Very tight. Yeah. And I'm openly mocking you because I think you deserve it. You're openly mocking everybody who believes it. I think people who believe the flat Earth thing and occasionally get an email and stuff says, flat Earth is world. I think they're just digging their heels in on the hopes that they were. That you can't tell a bunch of people, I think the Earth is flat, and then later go, I don't know what I was doing with that. Like, you got to dig in on that one. If you're going to go out of your way to tell people, nope, you've been lied to. You have to kind of really dive into that. And then maybe I won't dismiss it. I think it about 99% sure it won't. The day that they say, holy cow, the Flat Earthers were right, those guys can celebrate. But I don't know what the win is, because you know what's going to happen. Flat Earthers, if you guys. Let's just say they're right, and we discover, whoops, we were wrong the whole time.

[Brady]

How much is that going to change your life?

[Brett Vesely]

And everybody's going to be like, oh, okay, a Flat Earthers, like, you need to apologize. No, nothing's different. We just got to figure out how this thing works a little better.

[Brady]

I would have. I would have no problem apologizing. Wow. I thought I was.

[Brett Vesely]

You nailed it. It's the. It's.

[Brady]

Okay. Cool.

[Brett Vesely]

It's March Madness. I called it. I knew St. Vincent would beat Kentucky this year. I knew 15 would be two called it, like, all right, good move. And I'm gonna have some iced tea. And I was like, this doesn't bother you? Like, not at all. Because nothing in my life is different outside of. I now have to start going, the earth is flat. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Amelia Earhart never made it around the world. So, I mean, maybe this guy is right.

[Brett Vesely]

She's still going. I think we've got this one pretty much down. If we're still arguing over the flat Earth. Yes, Opinions and feelings do not beat scientific evidence and facts in the court of law. And that's where you kind of have to say for every other thing that happens to you in life. You want evidence. You want it to be hardcore evidence. You want it to be indisputable, unquestioned. A shadow of a doubt is what our whole country's built on. But when it comes to stuff like this, it's Just my gut. We got a feeling. So I'm right or I have faith.

[Brady]

Even science and scientists know it's ongoing, of course. Still, that's the point of science, of course, and research.

[Brett Vesely]

The reason I'm not religious is because the first thing it says is, do not question this. I go, that's what liars say. No, the truth loves scrutiny. Loves it because it's true. In the end, you're just like, yep, scrutinize it all you want. You're gonna find out this is real. The second anybody says, look, I got something to tell you and you're not allowed to question it, that person's about to give you a line of. And if the fact you can't question it, it's like, oh, boy, here we go. The second you see, don't question it. It's something that's not real, sure of itself. Things who aren't sure hate questions. Hate it. Yeah, it's a minute I, you know, started to become a grown up and I'm like, why in the world is like one of the tenets of this thing to not question anything? Why in the world would you say, don't question? It's like taboo. I'm not doing my job. Flat earther, you're more than welcome to listen. I love you, but don't bring it up when you're around normal people. Brett has a wry smile. What's going on? Not who. Email.

[John Holmberg]

Vasquez.

[Brett Vesely]

Vasquez had something horrible to say. Oh, this is it. David Vasquez. I want to meet him again and just smack him around. I bet. Flat earth guys, chick, or probably in his case, boyfriend, has a fast back. He's into flat stuff. That's probably true. Flat ass. Flat earth. Flat asses exist. We know that's. That's true. Some girls are earth and some girls are conspiracy theories walking around.

[Brady]

Still has a curve to it, though.

[Brett Vesely]

They're everywhere. Look, it's not. It's not uncommon to run into somebody who's like, no, I do. I believe it's fine. And I just think it's just to be. To get attention. So, John, how much do you get paid every year to suppress the round earth thing? How much would they have to pay you to say the earth is flat? First they killed Jesus, of course.

[Brady]

The Lord. What's the price?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, what's the price to start being a flat earther? Oh, yeah, I would definitely do that.

[Brady]

Million. If they give you a million.

[Brett Vesely]

A million dollars.

[John Holmberg]

Ten grand.

[Brett Vesely]

I'd march around with signs. Nothing changes. It's absolutely meaningless. What would you do?

[Brady]

Ten grand.

[Brett Vesely]

Ten grand. I'd probably start telling people I think it might be. Pretty sure the earth might be flat. It's like, really? But how often do I get like just one $10,000 payment? Yeah, okay. For life, I have to pretend the earth is flat for ten grand.

[Brady]

Yeah, you wanna, you wanna multi year deal? I mean, it was ten grand a year just to throw it out there.

[Brett Vesely]

Every popular number around here.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll say no, it have to be high. Like, I would like, I guess you put a time limit on it. For ten grand, I'd give you four months of saying the earth's flat. I'd feel like it would be kind of a sure. But I'd also say some guy gave me $10,000 if I wasn't allowed to say, like, you can't talk about being paid. Like that's part of it. I'm like, okay, give me like, you give me five grand a month, I'll do it for the rest of my life. It's like a, like a little retirement thing. What's no skin? It doesn't come up that often saying that you would.

[Brady]

That you're in. Yeah, it's a. Yeah, it's flat.

[Brett Vesely]

I gotta like attend a meeting every once in a while. A nice little $5,000 check every month, you know, little gravy, no big deal. It's. It's not that big a thing to me at all. Now give me another ten grand. I'll go to these flat earth meetings and tell them at the end, like, you guys are all insane. This is round and I'll leave and I'll do that over and over.

[Brady]

Do we have any local.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, where's the next flat earth meeting?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

I bet you they don't get too loud about that because a lot of people chill. Watch Neil Degrasse Tyson talk about flat earthers. Just YouTube it or Google it or whatever. And he pretty much layman's terms how dumb you are for thinking it's flat. Now, if your whole objective is to dismiss all of that because you want to believe what you want to believe, then don't, because you're wasting your time and everybody else's. But it's real easy to just go, you've been indoctrinated. And there's no proof of that either. That's just you screaming at me for or whatever. Maybe it's flat, but I just don't understand. Like, I get some conspiracies being like, yeah, that's probably like this Epstein thing. There's a lot hidden there. And I'm a big believer in leaving it alone because it's going to take down governments and all. And I understand people like child sex. They should take down. I don't know. I don't. It shouldn't. This particular instance, unfortunately, if it got exposed, I think takes down all of us in a weird way. I don't want the whole stock market to crash because of that. Like, what's done is done. It's horrible. But I don't think that, you know, Brady's mom should have to suffer the last few years of her life because money doesn't mean anything simply because we had to get to the bottom of it. So I do believe there's conspiracies that I don't. I don't know who wins in the round versus flat argument. I don't. I don't think there's any. Anything to it because like Brady said, it's flat. Did you know? They proved it.

[Brady]

Oh, still get a grilled cheese.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, we're good. Everything's the same. But it's flat now. Okay. Then we'd be like golfing again on a flat earth, just giggling about it.

[Brady]

Does Mark Pie quit throwing noodles around?

[Brett Vesely]

How does it work?

[Brady]

Nothing stops.

[Brett Vesely]

Does Mark Pie lose his Guinness Book for most noodles stretched in an hour? I don't know. No, he just now has to fly a different direction all the time when he's leaving for home. It used to be I have to go. I got San Francisco. We go out that way now. I go all the way across. I fly to Singapore. San Francisco. Shorter than go from New York. Say it. Why? How you get. Yeah, to be there faster. Where my noodle at? That's a gang thing in China. Where my noodle at? What's up my noodle? That's how they. That's their N word. I love Mark Pie. Also, I have this. Brady's gonna leave this morning at 8:30.

[Brady]

No, no, it's tomorrow.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, okay. I thought you're leaving today.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, never mind. Good. Prioritize, Brady. Get it right.

[Brady]

I did good when you said that.

[Brett Vesely]

I told you.

[Brady]

Switch it up.

[Brett Vesely]

Can't make it Monday. I gotta leave at 8:30. I'm like, for what? EKG in my dying kidneys? Works over at 10.

[John Holmberg]

Don't worry about it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Nothing's going to be different at 10. That's at 8:30. Change your appointment. Yes, sir. Was the text I got back. Anything you say, sir. Do not question me. I learned from the best Doc Booby. So you're sticking around today. Good.

[Brady]

Yeah. Today.

[Brett Vesely]

Tomorrow I leave at 8:30.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And just knee kg on the. On the death the kidney. That's not gonna make it. You feeling okay?

[Brady]

I. I think so.

[Brett Vesely]

I think you look good. You danced great. We did Maniac from Flash Dance and Brady got the water poured on him and it was. It was beautiful. He looked good. And I just started thinking, that's it. It's the last dance. Last dance.

[Brady]

This is my last dance.

[Brett Vesely]

It was nice. I was singing to Brady while he danced Maniac.

[John Holmberg]

It's pretty impressive.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I was. And then Brady was dancing. But it was. They did the thing. The little stretch was impressive at first. He did a little calisthenic stretch.

[Brady]

I remember she kind of did that.

[Brett Vesely]

She did the run in place thing. Yeah.

[Brady]

And you then unleashed.

[John Holmberg]

Did you watch the movie before this? I mean, did you get everything you did?

[Brett Vesely]

It looked good, sir. It looked. You were prepared, which was awesome. But it was nice. It was nice to see you go.

[Brady]

Butterbean dance.

[Brett Vesely]

Going out on a high note is what we. We all thought like, that's him. Look at him. He's just so happy. This is how I want to remember him. Right here. Notice that lump shell of nothing that he's going to become after the surgery. It was nice to see. It was nice to have you out there. But yeah, Brady was okay. I thought you were leaving today. I was gonna go thank.

[Brady]

Thank you, Rochelle, for. I didn't know. I'm like, I see these.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, the stickers. Save Brady stickers. Rochelle Fisher.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Very nice of the. The yuppies from Gilbert made little stickers that said save save Brady on. I immediately put it on in support. You had one on your head. It was beautiful. Awful.

[John Holmberg]

I had some guys so pissed off because they ran out of him and he's like, I can't believe. I'm like, here, bro, just take mine.

[Brett Vesely]

It's okay. The earth is round chest.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brett Vesely]

Whatever you say. Nothing's changing if I wear it or you wear it.

[John Holmberg]

It almost brought a tear to his eye too.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, and I have to say thanks. I'm not gonna name names because I don't want this guy get bothered. He got me a Steelers shirt with the number six on it. And I'm like, Bobby Brister. And he goes, no, turn it around. And on the back, the name said you, Lamar. And I'm like, I'm gonna wear this everywhere.

[John Holmberg]

Can't believe you didn't wear it today.

[Brett Vesely]

I. It's not. It's not. It's. It's Victory Monday. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. I'll wear it. I'll wear it game days. You'll see it. It's inappropriate workwear, but at this point. But yeah, it's pretty awesome. So thank you. And got me a Jackham rookie card, too. They got some good gifts there Saturday. That was fun. Broomhead got me a bottle of Grey goose. That was £600 I thumping around. I went and got my Jeep yesterday morning and waymo'd back over to the Rooster and grabbed my car. I'm like, what's banging around back there? This is a humongous bottle of Grey Goose. I'm like, that ain't so bad. I forgot about that. It was great. Anyway, so, okay, we have you for the whole time. I also need to put this out there. I don't know if you know anybody. You might. I'm sure you don't. I've been playing pool again, a lot. I've got a pool table and everybody always says, do you even play? Like, no. I go, I need to get good at pool. I've got, like, I want to start. I have this thing I want to get good at. I need someone to teach me, like, how to play pool. The problem is, most people who play pool are people I don't want to hang out with. Like, people who are really good at it. It's like, I don't want them in my house.

[John Holmberg]

Call Meathead.

[Brett Vesely]

He's no good at any of that.

[John Holmberg]

He sells pool tables. He's gotta be good.

[Brett Vesely]

No, nope, nope.

[Brady]

He's gotta know a tutor.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. He never plays pool. He just builds them.

[Brady]

What if it's out there?

[Brett Vesely]

I need a good pool coach. I need a coach. I'm so bad at it. And I've had this table for a long time, and it's embarrassing. Like, if somebody. If I did have people over, like, you play pool? I'm like, sure. Like, remember when we went to Caliento's? And he goes, do you play ping pong? I'm like, sure. Everybody can play ping pong. And then he starts.

[John Holmberg]

He turns into Mark Pie playing Mark.

[Brett Vesely]

Pie version ping pong. What the hell are you doing with this? Thought you said you played. And I'm like, no, tunk ta tunk. I played ping pong. And then occasionally a smash. Every shot is world class. Killer spin. And he's got a ping pong table at his house. I'm like, all right, Forrest Gump I didn't know this was how you play. I thought you're white. I didn't know any of us could do this. And he's like, well, you don't even play. And then Brady went down there and returned a couple. Because you're really good at racket sports.

[Brady]

Yeah, but it's.

[Brett Vesely]

But it's a different animal. Like.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And he's nicely at first. Like, he'll hit it to you just to see if you got anything. And I did the. I did the. The nice push back. Like we're going to get a little volley going and then wham. And it's like this 600 mile an hour curving thing chips the edge of the table 1. Like, what the hell was that?

[Brady]

And even if you hit your paddle flat contact to the ball, it spins off directly to the left or right.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

There's so much because he's.

[Brett Vesely]

He's got the thing spinning like a. Like earth. Like the round earth that we live in.

[John Holmberg]

There we go.

[Brett Vesely]

So I have a pool table. If somebody says, do you play pool? It would be embarrassing. So I need somebody to teach me pool. But the more I. And I looked online, like, there are guys who will teach a pool. I don't want anything to do with these guys. They smell like ashtrays on the Internet. Like, I don't want them. I don't want to befriend pool players. Well, I need a normal person who's really good at pool.

[Brady]

Give your resume, Text it over.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I don't think that exists, though. I think there's a lot I'd rather hang out with. Flat earthers. Dudes who are really good at pool should be in black and white. Like, they're all. Like, there's. It's not a.

[Brady]

There's a couple of dudes on Instagram that are showing amazing shots, but they're.

[Brett Vesely]

Way beyond where I need to be. I just want somebody who comes by and goes, oh, here's what you're doing. Right and wrong. I'm no good at it. I need a really good pool player who isn't weird. And I don't know that that's people.

[Brady]

That got good at it. It's just. It's amount of time.

[Brett Vesely]

I know. But there's. There are certain. I. I've had a lot of time. I know.

[Brady]

There's angles, too.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, there's.

[Brady]

And the spin.

[Brett Vesely]

The stick. Like, there's a twist of. Strike it where you hit the ball spinning the. Like the handle.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Like you. Like you roll it in or roll it out, make the ball on contact and I can do that. I'm just so inconsistent. But I need someone normal and I don't think there is morning sickness. 28 hey, it's Brett Vesely.

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

Store or sleepnumber.com today this guy says, I'm Joe Average Nobody, but I can shoot pool. I'll teach you. Let's meet at a pool joint. No, that's what I'm talking about.

[John Holmberg]

Does he come to your house?

[Brett Vesely]

No, I don't want any of that. Pinkies Tuesday night. Wing night. $0.03 for 6,000 wings like T shirt contest tonight on your table. Cocaine in the bathrooms for free. So you say that. Go meet me at a pool hall. No. People who play pool hang out there. I don't want to. I don't want to be. I don't want to go to a pool hall.

[John Holmberg]

I'm a decent pool player and also a Steelers fan. Let me know.

[Brett Vesely]

John, this guy sounds good.

[Brady]

Good start decent. I think you want to get to the point where you carry your own case.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I don't want to ever travel pool. I just want to be like. I want to get in my house and run a table alone.

[Brady]

But you get to that level, then who do you play?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't. I love.

[Brady]

You're gonna be the guy. Come on, let's go.

[Brett Vesely]

I play basketball alone. I play one on none and I love it. I have my own little games I've invented and that's fine. If you want to come over and play basketball, we will, but I prefer just shooting around and getting. The pool's the same thing. I just want to be good at it. For me, I don't. And maybe if a guy came over and we played some pool.

[Brady]

I'm not darts.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm good at darts. I'm like Irish good at darts. It's spooky. I'm good at darts. On a real good day, I think I might be able to go pro at darts. But like average days sometimes I also just am terrible. Terrible.

[John Holmberg]

Thigh is a good pool player.

[Brett Vesely]

Is she?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she's been in the bar business for God knows how long.

[Brett Vesely]

So I just. I've got two of them. I put a pool table in the rental house and I was over there and like, I looked at the window coverings get put in and I'm hanging out and they left and I'm like. And I played nine ball alone for like an hour. And like, there's little things I do that are good. I need to get good at it. So John would want some dude to stand behind him, hold his hips and teach him how to play pool. Yeah, that's it. Be a man and learn on your own. This is why I don't want anybody coming over.

[Brady]

Square up a little more. Let me get you.

[Brett Vesely]

First off, I don't want the human ashtray to come by and think it's a date.

[Brady]

That's going to be the.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, well, that's just. Yeah, that's exactly It. This guy says, I'm not a crazy fan just wanting to come to your house. Look, Ron, I know you're not. That's the. That's my point.

[Brady]

You just. You just sold it, right?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Yeah. You just made me there. You want to meet in a pool hall? No, I'm not some crazy mother. The come to your house, you jerk. I'm like, okay, this is the second email. We're good. Kind of scared me away from you. Watch YouTube videos about pool. I have been said, your neighbors will teach you how to play pool. They. They can work a stick. Yeah. All right. This is what I'm talking about.

[Brady]

You never know.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what. That's. You said, Sam Elliott needs to come over. I'll teach you how to shoot stick. Miho. I just. I want to be good at it because I got a table, and it just seems stupid to have. Have and then still be so terrible. And the reason why Tripp kind of ruined it for me because I told him, Trip. Tripp has a way to just cut through things. It's because he's, you know, he's a wise old sage. And we're sitting there, and I said something. I said, I put a pool table in the rental house. Play it every once in a while. I'm there. Are you any good at it?

[Brady]

No challenge.

[Brett Vesely]

You got two pool tables, and you're bad at pool. Yeah, that kind of hit hard there. I think you're right. Why do you even use it? Like. Yeah, and that's the worst part. And the more I play the. You know, you get better. But I want to be. I want to be good at it. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

We put all the pizzas on it during football games and everything else.

[Brett Vesely]

So this guy said, did you go.

[Brady]

Tripp, how is your riding skills?

[Brett Vesely]

He's got, like, four motorcycles in his house.

[Brady]

He's got a hundred Mont Blanc pens.

[Brett Vesely]

That's true, too. I thought he said riding lighting.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. The guy collects Mount Blanc, but he's probably good at it. Like when he breaks when I calligraphy. Look at this. Wow. Careful. That sounded racist somehow. Not sure how you did that. I'm not laughing at calligrapher. You're nothing but a calligrapher man. Anyway.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, John, I'll help you run balls in a hole. Signed, Father Dale.

[Brett Vesely]

I have no idea why this came up. It says that you could probably chalk your stick with your big Jew nose. Why is that a thing? I don't even make sense.

[Brady]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

It doesn't make sense. No, it's just. Yeah, well, sure, I suppose. I mean, it's literally out of left field, but. Okay. Chalk a stick with my Juno's. I don't know what that means. Anyway, yeah, I was thinking about. I'm like, I need a teacher. And I. And I went online and YouTube said. But they're also like, I don't know, it takes forever. So meet me at the Double Boost.

[Brady]

Where do guys go if they want to be a pro pool player?

[Brett Vesely]

Player someplace. I don't want to be Chopper John's or something. Chopper John's probably had. They got pool balls on the thing, don't they, or. No, it's not Chopper John's. There's another one. There's a pool hall right there on McDowell somewhere, or Indian School maybe. And it's got pool balls on the sign. And it's like, immediately I just assume there's a stabbing gonna happen there. Like, you never think of a pool hall. It's like this place is.

[Brady]

It just.

[Brett Vesely]

It might be just the name. There's a red one, too.

[John Holmberg]

There's a lot of those.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Oh, I get that. But, like, they don't have pool tables at Ocean44 for a reason season. It's like off track betting the otb. It just brings a certain group in. Like, there are decent, nice people who play pool, and then there's the people who hang out at pool halls. And pinkies still do pretty well.

[Brady]

Like, when you have a. Like. I mean, they take up real estate, obviously, in your establishment, but.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, people love it.

[Brady]

I mean, is it like. I mean, it's like a vending machine, right?

[Brett Vesely]

Like a bar with a pool table. Yeah, bar with a pool table is fine because you get a bunch of amateurs just sticking around. But, like, then you get that guy, you know, who rolls through, and it's like. Get you 100 bucks with it and bid you $100. Mijo, I'll ask this.

[Brady]

Maybe I'll get a response. But where are the big money games played in town?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

It's a lot of those places, though.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I don't want to go in there because of the people. There was a pool hall by what used to be America West, Reno's footprint, but they used to be in the basement of this motel. That is one of the ugliest places I've ever seen. This horrible. And I have to.

[Brady]

I used to have, like, the St. Charles or whatever.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know where it was. It's closed now. It just said. Just said hotel. That's all it said it was on an old look, like the Alamo. The building's still there, but I used to have to park over at the parking garage by the. You'll know this Singh Hai Chinese restaurant.

[Brady]

Yeah, I think it's St. James, but.

[Brett Vesely]

The hotel is just this hotel. But it's close now. But you'd walk by, and the place next to it was just like, dude with one eye, no patch, just sitting out front. Everything stunk. And just hear pool balls clanking into it. Just shut up, Mother. Like, a lot of that going on.

[John Holmberg]

And smoking his Marlboro first tray.

[Brett Vesely]

And I'd have to walk over when I covered the Suns and Coyotes when they were at that arena. And I'd walk there and like, oh. Because leaving. It was after the crowd left. I have to do all the stuff in the locker room and then leave. And it was. And that place was just cranking pool balls and. And I'll kill you, mother. It was. I was a woman. It's horrible. But that. I bet you everybody in there was great at pool. I just want to get good at it. And YouTube's not cutting it. It's showing me little things. I need somebody to go, no, no, no. The YouTube video show. You like, what you're doing is. I need somebody to look at me and go, here's what you're doing wrong. I got a whole bunch of stuff that I'm good at. And then like that.

[Brady]

But I think you'd get bored just if you're saying you. You just want to play yourself.

[Brett Vesely]

I like being. I like that.

[Brady]

It's true. You got a little. I like drums.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Drums, piano.

[Brady]

I got it all getting out hoops now.

[Brett Vesely]

Oops. I like that. All alone. I have no problem. I'm not. I don't.

[Brady]

It's part of the program.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't do the drumming. I don't do the drumming for show. It's just for me to kill some time. But you buy a pool table, and it just.

[Brady]

You have pool.

[Brett Vesely]

Guilt trip.

[Brady]

Hit it sitting there.

[Brett Vesely]

Are you any good at it? Like, the way he said it. Are you even any good at it? No. You got two pool tables, and you're not good at it. Like, it was so judgmental. And he's not wrong. I've got golf clubs, and I'm terrible at golf. I could be good. I don't know. And I've had golf, like, lessons. I hated it. I don't know. Brett, you teach me. You look like a guy who'd be good at pool. Yeah. You know somebody?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I know somebody.

[Brett Vesely]

Anyway, thought I'd throw that out. I'll get that. 7:41. What do you got in the big board of musical treats out there? As I search for a tutor.

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[Brett Vesely]

Head north, man. Weather's perfect this next week. By the way, job just got filled. Filled the job of pool tutor Tom Cruise. Nope.

[John Holmberg]

Paul Newman.

[Brett Vesely]

Kerry says my boyfriend is one of the best shots I've ever seen. And that right there is kind of making me go, ooh, pool people. And then she goes. Played in Vegas a long time ago. Learned from the best. He's also a pilot with two planes hired.

[John Holmberg]

Better check what kind of planes it could be.

[Brett Vesely]

Assessment. I'm gonna blow your boyfriend. Yep. Probably won't get better at pool, but I'm gonna get good at hand jobs and riding on private planes again. Yeah. And prop planes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. It could be a Cessna and, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

Good point. Point. And having been on a Lear and now a Beechcraft, I know which one I like better. Dr. Brink was at the show. He's the one whose planes that I was. Yeah, he showed up there Saturday. And I'm like, I owe you. And he goes, it's fine. I'm like, God damn it. I want to be you. You're my favorite. All right, Carrie, I'll take your. Your plane owning boyfriend on. Send me a couple pictures, Carrie, of the planes. That's the interview. That's the second part of the interview process. First off, you've passed the first. First process with flying color. Second, your boyfriend doesn't even know he's got the job yet you're volunteering him. But I need a picture of the planes. At least one of them. The good one. Send me a picture of the good plane. No, send a picture of both planes just because I'll say, oh, that's the good one. And then I'll always be riding in that Piper181 that barely makes it to Payson. I Don't want to get on Aladdin's rug and start floating around to show Low. I've watched those planes land at show low. That is a. Fingers crossed. Nobody, no pilot in the world lands in show low and says that was smooth. If you've ever been there, go to that airport up there in Show Low. Those kites, they're 25 yards away, coming in sideways, facing sideways and they're looking like where's he going? And last second correction, the wind knocks them all over. Those light little things moving everywhere. Yeah, I think everybody inside just is covering their eyes, screaming and hoping that the plane figures it out on its own. So carry your. Your everybody. If you don't have a. All right, here's the new rule. If you don't have your own plane, send pictures. I don't. Yeah, I don't want to play pool with you if you don't have your own plane. You're not qualified to be my teacher. That'll keep away the riff raff. See? Must own own plane. That's like looking for a pool instructor. Must have several years of experience at least one. One tournament and own their own plane. I mean I'm eliminate. I'm eliminating almost everybody. Chopper John's and the Mil patch. Yeah. Oh yeah. Both eyes must be natural and. And functioning. That one eyed dude that had that gunk in his. And he's just sitting there smoking, sitting outside that hotel. I brought you my mother. Jesus. Just keep walking. I don't care. What do you want to play, Brett?

[John Holmberg]

Well, we got Benny Mardonis for Ryan's girlfriend.

[Brett Vesely]

She is of age. I just made the mistake through the gift of Jagermeister of not knowing that that wasn'. She's so young.

[John Holmberg]

Anthrax Gung Ho for Mark Pie. Mary Jane's last dance for Brady. My name is Mud for trips crop dusting at the show. Yeah, that was pretty solid static X Allison chain system of down. Chop Suey for Mark Pie. Round and round from Rat for Flat Earthers. Ghost is playing tonight. Janie Lane died today. Well, this date in 2011 and bad religions. Flat Earth Society.

[Brett Vesely]

I've never heard that one.

[John Holmberg]

It just starts out saying lies, lies, lies.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I have heard that. I do know that one, man. That's pretty good. I can't help but think that it's time for a Warrant tribute. We haven't heard from Warrant in a long time. Did we do dirty rotten, filthy stinking rich though over Uncle Tom's cabin? No, Toledo just loaded down, boys.

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[Brady]

Which that's his Go to.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. It's so meaningful now as a person who finds it hysterical to even say where the down boys go. And just picture a gaggle of mentally people think of it that way. I want to know where the down boys go. Banana. It's 7:45. Let's do it. It's warrant, everybody for Janu. What year did he die?

[John Holmberg]

2011.

[Brett Vesely]

15 years ago.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Didn't he drown or something?

[John Holmberg]

I can't remember.

[Brett Vesely]

Not.

[John Holmberg]

He OD'd, but I'm not sure.

[Brett Vesely]

Remember the blonde, white Bobby brown he was doing a with? She was on an episode of Blind Date. She did not age right and she was mad the whole time. The guy didn't know that she was the cherry pie girl.

[John Holmberg]

Acute alcohol poisoning.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, that is cute.

[John Holmberg]

Found at the Comfort Inn.

[Brett Vesely]

Where else would you want to ask?

[John Holmberg]

How the mighty have fallen, living large.

[Brett Vesely]

What city?

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna guess Woodland Hills, California.

[Brett Vesely]

California. Okay. That's actually a nice. That's not bad. All right, let's do it for Janie. 15 years. Who knew? This is tribute to mentally retarded people across the world. It's downvoiced by Warren. It's not me. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming morning sickness [e-mail] sorry, middle of two stories at once. I want to thank Rick Brandt for sending me the most disturbing picture of a human being I've ever seen. It looks like when they took Darth Vader's mask off and revealed Anakin Skywalker under there. Only it's a real guy and he's just drinking a beer. Talk about where the down boys go. Anyway. And also, I got a whole bunch of people. Oh, Jesus. Oh. Nope. Kerry has sent over pictures of their plane. It's a prop plane. Thanks, but no thanks. Should we regret to inform you we're withdrawing our consideration from the position of your pool coach while he is searching for a dual prop plane to purchase. He currently owns a Piper and a Cessna. I mentioned Piper. I won't get on one of those. They scare me to death. What makes him unqualified for the patient? He also doesn't listen to the show, has no idea who you are. When I asked, he responded with no, no. So you're on your own. Thanks. Carrie, stop volunteering your husband for things. It is a nice plane. I'm not demeaning his ability to have a plane. He just doesn't need a cry and screaming bitch on the plane with him. And I'm not talking about you. Talking about me, I can't do prop planes. They scare me to death. They move around too much. And then Sanjay, our Middle Eastern friend, emails, and he goes, I'm pretty good at pool. You teach me darts, I'll teach you pool. I'm like, all right. Do you have a plane? And he goes, I can get one. And the last thing you want is a guy from the Middle east saying, I can get you a plane. I think that's pretty much. He's out. I know how to fly it. I don't know how to land it. Okay, kamikaze, Sanjay, you're out. I'll figure it out. I got a lot of people volunteering that I want to help me play pool. This guy says, I'll help you home burger. I've been playing pool for years. I'm not great, but I'm good. I'm a Steelers fan. I got a Steelers man can cave. Swing over. We'll play pool, watch a game. Like that seems about right. Do you have a plane? No, but I have a kegurator. That's my next question. So he's in the running. Yeah. I'm not sure I like Sanjay telling me, get hold of a plane real quick. No, thanks. It's time for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady report, and it's brought to you by our friends over at all Pro Shade. It is shady times right now. You want to get it going. Felt good yesterday when the sun went away for a little bit. We got some overcast. I don't know if there was a fire or what, but it just felt nice to not be beaten down by it. Makes you think, where's the shade? We're always searching for shade. My dogs do it all the time. Do it for your pets. Do it for you. Do it for everything. Get a shady spot in your backyard. Make your yard better. Front yard, too. Find a spot that you're like, you know what? We could use some shade. And this whole area would get used more. It's like adding square footage to your house without doing all that work. Network, check them out. Allproche.com. that's where you go and cool your life off quite a bit. Brady reported.

[Brady]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Brett Vesely]

Hi.

[Brady]

Happy presidential joke day.

[Brett Vesely]

Jokes about the president or him telling.

[Brady]

I think it's about presidents telling jokes.

[Brett Vesely]

Do Jews walk into a bar? Brett, did you hear that? Two Jews walked into a bar. And it's surprising the second one walked into the bar since the first one smashed his nose on it. Should have seen it. Should have seen it come.

[Brady]

There's some funny ones that Ronald Reagan has told over the.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. And funnier than Ronald Reagan.

[Brady]

A lot of people say President Nixon.

[Brett Vesely]

You know, not funny.

[Brady]

Appeared on laughing.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. Unfunny, though.

[Brady]

And came up with the term sock.

[Brett Vesely]

It to socket to me.

[Brady]

They're crediting him for that.

[Brett Vesely]

I think they were doing socket to me, though, and that's why he did it.

[Brady]

In a question read a thing that said he was the guy, that it.

[Brett Vesely]

Wouldn'T have made sense if he just said sock it to me. That was their. Their catchphrase.

[Brady]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

Because her grandparents didn't understand what funny was. So pies in the face were hilarious. Sock it to me. I watched America's Got Talent last night and I don't watch that show too often. They had a girl who sang opera and she was okay, but during that she had a fan in front of her and they just chuck paint in front of the fan and stuff while she sang. And then they hit her with pies. And it was kind of stupid. It was like the Gong Show. But I want to show you something, Brett. All right. What's the first thing you see about her there?

[John Holmberg]

Missing tooth.

[Brett Vesely]

And she's got a couple missing teeth, right?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Next shot.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brett Vesely]

I think the AI or teeth in. Look at that. There's. There she is. After like, I. I saw that. I'm like, wait. It's the first thing I saw when she's singing. I'm like, ew.

[Brady]

Why are her.

[Brett Vesely]

Why are her teeth missing? She's got a couple missing teeth. And then when they're interviewing her. Full set of beautiful teeth, different shape. I'm starting to wonder.

[Brady]

And it wasn't paint on the tooth.

[Brett Vesely]

No. Cuz that's the other thing. All the paint from the performance is the same in both pictures. I think NBC aid teeth on this girl.

[Brady]

That's quick work.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I mean, it's recorded. It wouldn't be that quick. It's not like a live show. But they're different. They're not there in this picture at all. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. And I kept doing a double. I'm like, wait a second. Maybe they did this twice and once she wore this. I think she's got aid teeth. I think that. What are we looking at on what is real anymore? I don't know if they can do that.

[John Holmberg]

Scary.

[Brett Vesely]

It's getting horrifying.

[Brady]

It does say Nixon gave the Nation a new catchphrase. Sock it to me.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, but that was their catchphrase. And I think when he said it, it took off. I think socket to me was like a thing. Well, socket to me is a 1920s phrase. Soccer to me. Nobody funnier than me. By the way, Brett, what's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? I don't know. Not being retarded. That's what I say. I think that's much better. It's a better thing. I like to explain the joke after as well. Being retarded is not terrible, but it's.

[Brady]

Better to not be a couple of basis fun facts. The Cold War made people do crazy things. The US government was so desperate to defeat communism that in the 1960s, the CIA spent five years and 20 million trying to turn house cats into Soviet spies. They planned to implant microphones, antennas and transmitter inside and transmitters inside the cats. But only one ended up making it into the field. And sadly.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, no.

[Brady]

The cat was hit by a taxi before it was able to do any spawning.

[Brett Vesely]

So the last thing the cat heard was, oh, God, so sorry. They just let him wander the streets as random strays and hope they picked up some government secrets.

[Brady]

Yeah. Head to the building.

[Brett Vesely]

I, I, yeah. They didn't notice the American, like, with a bag of cats just dumping them out.

[Brady]

That could have been an initial training too.

[Brett Vesely]

Let it out where they. Yeah, because they had, they had to do it here and then get them over there.

[Brady]

Yeah. So I don't even think it made it.

[Brett Vesely]

Just ran outside and got hit by cabin. New York right outside the lab. It's gonna work. When you think about it, it's pretty brilliant. You know, I think that's actually a pretty brilliant thing. When you, like, let's just get their house cats to have transponders.

[Brady]

You'd never think anything about it then.

[Brett Vesely]

I think it's the time that we start to nuke Ukraine. And we'll do it at noon. Tom, do you think cat is always barking about something or they're like Dr.

[Brady]

Evil. They all had.

[Brett Vesely]

He'S got scars for a reason. He's got transmitters inside of his body. They think maybe your cat is a spy. No, Mr. Bigglesworth would never do such a thing.

[Brady]

BMW had to recall their GPS navigation system in Germany in the 90s because German men refuse to take directions from a female voice.

[Brett Vesely]

Laughter says it for all. Where's the problem? It's true. It is. It's the first thing my man brain thought. His laughter made me say, you're not supposed to put. Okay.

[Brady]

Safer. Safeway grocery store.

[Brett Vesely]

I like Safray. Hey, welcome to Safray.

[Brady]

What's up?

[Brett Vesely]

What up, man? You know what's over there in the produce section? I'm not even gonna say it, but we load it up.

[Brady]

The Safeway grocery stores once had a mandatory policy that employees had to smile and make eye contact with customers.

[Brett Vesely]

Creepy.

[Brady]

But they canceled after too many male customers thought the female employees were hitting on him.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, the guys are like, she's into me.

[Brady]

She likes me.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I figured it would work the other way where those weirdos who work at the Safeway would be eyeballing the girls and they'd be like, ah, the produce guy won't stop staring into my eyes. Women are the more sketchy ones about that. I don't mind when the decent folks over at Safeway say hello and give me a look, but if I was a woman, I'd be like, yikes. How you doing? You like honey crisp apples? I love them. My name's slavery. Honey crisp apple is a hard ass apple. You got veneers. They'll pop right off.

[Brady]

Researchers have found that more people often feel motion sickness in electric cars than they do in gas cars. And the science behind it is without the rumble of an engine or the vibrations, your brain gets fewer clues about when the car is about to speed up or slow down.

[Brett Vesely]

Just thinks you're speeding around at breakneck speeds with nothing underneath you.

[Brady]

Electric cars also have a feature called regenerative braking and creates a slower, deep deceleration. Yeah, all of those together. Perfect recipe for possible pun. Yeah, they say it's a neural mismatch. Remember when we got on the helicopter?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

It affected a couple of people.

[Brett Vesely]

The other people we were with.

[Brady]

I'm getting sick because just. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

It's chicks, though. Chicks just get. They want to complain that nobody actually got sick. There's a lot of complaining, that's all. If you start throwing up, I believe you. You're just making it worse.

[Brady]

Chicago's annual duck derby happened on Thursday day. Raised 600,000 for the Special Olympics. More than 82,000 rubber ducks were dumped into the Chicago river. People donated $10 per duck for a chance to win prizes, including a Chevy Trailblazer.

[Brett Vesely]

That's pretty good.

[John Holmberg]

Got duck bullets there, too.

[Brett Vesely]

What's not that particular? They're in a good spot up there. Still got a ducks and bullets, but not as many as you should down south. South? The ducks wouldn't make it out.

[Brady]

Last Monday, this woman in Vancouver, a bear got into the her home and her Pomeranian chased it off. There's security footage of the whole thing. Her dog Scout is only six pounds. The bear wanted nothing to do.

[Brett Vesely]

It's like us with rats. You see a rat in your house, it wins. Like rats on the news would be like we got another one. So one of them giants came into our house and just chased him out. You just have to show up back cats, rats. It never surprises me when like a Pomeranian or a little terrier scares off a big animal because maybe they just are like yee. Like we are with bugs and stuff.

[Brady]

Mr. Gecko, you're a huge inspiration to us all. But who was your muse?

[Brett Vesely]

My dear old nan. She would tell me, always remember to be true to yourself and to use that fast and friendly claim support on the Geico. I follow her advice to this day. Get more than just savings. Get more with Geico Holmberg's morning sickness. A bear's never seen a Pomeranian before. It looks like a piece of them fell off and came to life.

[Brady]

That'd be hilarious.

[Brett Vesely]

He doesn't have like cognitive reasoning. He's just like what the is that?

[Brady]

A dude in Riley Township, Pennsylvania is in custody after the police found him whacking off in his car.

[Brett Vesely]

Ryan Campbell, you've changed since your kidneys quit.

[Brady]

The officer patrolling the area near a Wawa, he said he approached the calls. He approached the car and saw the driver leaned back. He was masturbating in the car. The officer noticed there was a revolver in the passenger seat.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, he's gonna kill himself.

[Brady]

After end up being a.22 caliber and rounds were spent. Their spent shell casings on the passenger seat and on the floor floorboard area. They had a couple of shootings happen in that neighborhood earlier that day.

[Brett Vesely]

There's a couple in that car.

[Brady]

So I guess the guy did his.

[Brett Vesely]

Shootings and decided to do some shooting. Throw one down at the Wawa shot himself too. So he, he was. He did the shootings.

[Brady]

He did.

[Brett Vesely]

He was guilty of it. Wow. And then he went on pleasure to maybe he was like me. Just had to relax.

[Brady]

Wesley Worrell is a Texas man. He, he got arrested because he pulls in his pickup, pulls up this 11 year old girls on her bicycle. Wesley steps out of the pickup wearing nothing but a bike diaper and then he has a pacifier around his neck and he goes goo goo gaga. I need you to change me.

[Brett Vesely]

Like Paul Manchaka.

[Brady]

Yeah, the girl mouth took off and went to a couple of people that were nearby, told what happened. They called, they got a Partial on the license plate and then they pulled up video. They end up tracking down Wesley. He's. He's in trouble. There he is.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh boy. He doesn't look happy. Anyway, he's grumpy.

[Brady]

He was booked into the south county jail. Being held on a six hundred thousand dollar bond.

[John Holmberg]

Put him in the insane asylum.

[Brett Vesely]

Have they told you you're gonna need diapers for a little bit?

[Brady]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

When you're done. Are you sure?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

It's usually a pretty common thing after they do like a major surgery colostomy.

[Brady]

Because I didn't even have to. Even after the. When they pulled the stone out of my.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, but you're losing a kidney here. You're gonna have all sorts.

[Brady]

They might put a stent in.

[Brett Vesely]

Especially prednisone. Makes you poop like a goose. It does.

[Brady]

I don't know if that's.

[Brett Vesely]

You're gonna be all over. You're gonna moon face. Just get used to the worst of it. If I'm wrong, it's good. But just plan for it. Yeah. If he's wrong, think of how you don't even grandstand. Just. There's a good chance you're gonna be loaded up on prednisone. You're that moon head head. We're going to make fun of it for two weeks and it goes away. But you're going to also probably start pooping uncontrollably. Look, you've got a. You've got a hill to climb and I'm your realest friend. Like I'm the only one that's telling you the real stuff. You're going to be just fine. This is going to suck for a bit and you're going to have a pantload of crap and your head's going to look like a Korean.

[Brady]

Oh, you get a rooster tail in this room.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh yeah. You're going to be a bit disaster. But you'll be better. And every day will be a little better than the last chance of that.

[Brady]

Then I will diaper up.

[Brett Vesely]

You should. Just in case. I don't need that floating around in here.

[Brady]

Might be fun for you to just let it go.

[Brett Vesely]

I think you might get used to it and start making it part of your life.

[Brady]

That could happen too.

[Brett Vesely]

Me too. If I start seeing benefits, I might go with you. But you might Google Gaga and ask for a change too.

[Brady]

We got this little follow up on a Tucson. Tucson man. Zayn Hammond was sentenced to 29 years after pleading guilty to two counts of attempted murder. If you saw this guy was A truck driver. And then November 2023, his boss sat him down, had talked to him about his hygiene. Not following the rules of driving a commercial vehicle. He got so upset, drove back to his place in Phoenix, picked up a shotgun, drove back in and went to.

[Brett Vesely]

The headquarters down in Tucson.

[Brady]

And he pumped around off at the guy. Went to the boss's office.

[Brett Vesely]

Holy cow.

[Brady]

And he fired around. The boss was able to flip his desk up.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. Just in time. He saw it coming.

[John Holmberg]

Matrix or something.

[Brett Vesely]

Jesus.

[John Holmberg]

So it's pretty quick.

[Brady]

Then he went to reload. That's when the boss. That he. He shot at two people. And the second guy grabbed him. I don't want a chokehold.

[Brett Vesely]

Never went. Oh, somebody stopped him with some good. That's what you do.

[Brady]

Tackled him, put him in a chokehold, took him. The police arrived.

[Brett Vesely]

Good. You gotta fight one of those lunatics that starts wandering around with a building. And she. This is what we talk about.

[Brady]

Came up from Tucson to Phoenix.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. Well, it's tough when you're in Tucson and somebody says you've got bad hygiene. Yeah, like that's. That's a low blow. My guess is if he was from Phoenix and he was in Tucson and they said he's got bad hygiene, it's because they smell soap.

[Brady]

Now he's looking at 29 years. Cleanliness.

[Brett Vesely]

You smell different than all of us Tucsonians. And we don't like it. When I have to say, I think it's your hygiene. You're doing it too much. Your hygiene's too good for Tucson. Knock it off. You're making everybody sick with your floral and delicious scents. You need to smell like all of us here in Tucson, like sadness and poverty.

[Brady]

IKEA is going to open 10 mini locations inside of Best Buy stores. And eventually I think they're going to try to put them in all Best Buys. So the goal is they'll showcase stuff from their kitchen and laundry room lines, hoping people shopping for a fridge will decide they also need to redesign their kitchen.

[Brett Vesely]

Best Buy. Redesign your whole kitchen. So that's cool.

[Brady]

Yeah. Through ikea.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Gotta hand it to Best Buy. I didn't think they'd last through this whole Internet thing.

[Brady]

Well, they're trying. I mean, they're obviously trying to do.

[Brett Vesely]

Some more stuff, but yeah, you still go in there and there's still like a billion TVs and people wanted around.

[Brady]

How many locations of Ikeas do you think we have in the US?

[Brett Vesely]

Like, 270.

[Brady]

52.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I knew it was one in every state almost. That's Right. Well done. That's right. Excellent job. There's 50 states and 52 IKEA. He's almost dead on money there.

[Brady]

An unidentified woman in California was at a Chuck E. Cheese last Thursday afternoon when she decided to go inside the kids game called Snow day.

[Brett Vesely]

Yuck. Snow day at the Chuck E. Cheese.

[Brady]

Oh, she got her arm stuck somehow.

[Brett Vesely]

Is there liquid in it?

[Brady]

So kids go into this large phone booth shaped chamber and balls drop from the top. You're supposed to grab your ball. The balls with the colored balls.

[Brett Vesely]

Careful.

[Brady]

Because it's mostly white.

[Brett Vesely]

We get it snowing. We understand that. All right, that's enough.

[Brady]

And you drop.

[Brett Vesely]

That's enough. You're gonna kill Brett.

[Brady]

Blue purpl balls into the hole. So she was.

[Brett Vesely]

So you just make it all white. So it's a way to make things always. So it's a clan game. Yeah. Let's get rid of these colors.

[Brady]

The more. The more colors you accumulate.

[Brett Vesely]

The more colors you. The wider your snow globe is and the better the world is.

[Brady]

The points that you get, the prizes you are.

[Brett Vesely]

The point is make the worldwide again.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

Kids. Chuck E. Chuck E. Cheese is trying to save the world. Don't you just hate colored balls? Would it be great if we could just eliminate all the colored ball except the white ones? Of course. Course.

[Brady]

She got 10 Indigo Red or. No, that's purple.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. Oh, you're right.

[Brady]

No, I was trying to think of the crayon color. The Indian red. Anyway, it took firefighters 22 minutes to get her arm out of the hole. You're not supposed to stick it in there all the way.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

For some reason I don't know why she's reaching in there. Because she's a kid and she's an idiot. John, a second ago.

[Brett Vesely]

Pretty sure I talk about that a lot. She's also an American kid. So she's fat and didn't fit in the hole.

[Brady]

It wasn't a kid.

[Brett Vesely]

It was an adult.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

A woman's very young girlfriend who you'd think would enjoy the snow thing. But she's old.

[Brady]

Now they have a picture of her. You can only see. Can't see her face, but you can see all the people. The cell phones came out in full force.

[Brett Vesely]

The giant lady stuck in the racist machine. Make it white machine. It's a line around the block of hillbillies trying to get in there. So the goal is to eliminate all the colors. I've been trying that my whole life.

[Brady]

It's actually probably only the video. It's a The news story. So you thought Chuck E. Cheese was only for kids?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Well, your fat arm got stuck in the machine for kids, so I'm not sure. Shocked.

[Brady]

Did you say the game is called Snow Day?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Jeez, that's. It's just such a clear indoctrination of a child's mind when it's all white. In the end, you've won. Okay. Is that her jammed in there? Yep. No day. All right, imagine your most embarrassing moment moment and it's all caught on camera. And oh, by the way, it's going viral as well. That's what happened to a woman when she went to Chuck E. Cheese in Burbank. Gordon Tokamatsu. Way too big to be. Maybe you've heard of people getting stuck on a bank. Firefighters took 22 minutes to free her. So how did this happen? Good question, but the answer is not that clear. We did, however, find some social media clips. I like that he gave himself a little props for his question. How did this happen? Good question. Me small colored balls dropped. He said it too. This is terrible. All right, keep going.

[Brady]

It's time for some radio videos. First one is a little gymnastics. The parallel bar.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Brady]

The guys dismount. They didn't think it be possible. Thought the mat area is long enough.

[Brett Vesely]

Was way up there. He's.

[Brady]

He's growing pretty good.

[Brett Vesely]

Doing some split.

[Brady]

Actually clears it.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, no, he just left. He missed the mat completely and landed on his back way far away from the mat. Wow. Is he okay?

[Brady]

No, he died.

[Brett Vesely]

He's dead. No, you're gonna. You're gonna be next to him in the hospital in a couple weeks.

[Brady]

I might get a kidney out.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that dude might have a good kidney for you since he doesn't need them anymore. Do you, do you do that yet?

[Brady]

That's what you're hoping.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I've always said when they tell. I've said, I made this joke for years, is that when they tell somebody, you're gonna kidney. You're. The way you watch the news totally changes. Because when you hear two teenagers died in a car accident, guys like, hey, all right. Like it totally changes how. And you're there now because you're gonna need one. So you watch the news going 3. A school bus was crushed by Godzilla.

[Brady]

You check it like stocks.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Can you go to the accident site?

[Brett Vesely]

Do they have a dnr? Well, what he wants is what Brady deep down right now wants is like. Like a bus of 17 year old kids to go off a cliff like 18 or 19 kids. Yeah. The odds of having a match in there is much higher, but even so.

[Brady]

That takes a lot longer.

[Brett Vesely]

Still, though, let's just get you in this, like, the way you're watching.

[Brady]

Get in. Like, he's saying, if there's 17 or 18 of these kids on a bus.

[Brett Vesely]

That'S 17 or 18 spots closer, they got a surplus, and they got to get it in somebody fast. So the list shrinks by quite a lot. Lot. So you got to be cheering every time you see, like, horrible tragedy where a. A Mormon. Mormon youth group's plane crashed today. Yes. Mormon dude. Yes, yes, yes. There were no survivors.

[John Holmberg]

Well, if it's a bus of kids.

[Brett Vesely]

From Maryville or something, he'll take it. Yeah, give him some street cred.

[Brady]

Maybe a hankering for some new foods.

[Brett Vesely]

No, he doesn't have that. He's hankered all he's going for.

[Brady]

Next one's bull fighting again. But this guy, the one guy, sets up the dude to jump over the bullet.

[Brett Vesely]

So he's got to run at a bull and jump it. Yeah, here comes the bull.

[Brady]

This is the bait guy.

[Brett Vesely]

He baits, and the other guy's supposed to jump, and he misses, and the bull upends him. And then the bull comes back and says, you're done. He's out cold from getting hit.

[Brady]

He did a couple of summers on his head.

[Brett Vesely]

He landed directly on his head.

[Brady]

See if it resets. Hitch. That's it. Move him.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, get him. Yeah, scooch him around. Get him off of there.

[Brady]

It just by. Watch the. The twirl on this. If it doesn't hesitate, he chases the.

[Brett Vesely]

One guy and then the other guy tries to leap over him. Oh, it's two somersaults onto the head. I can see it. And then the bull just kind of runs by him, goes, oh, I already finished him off.

[Brady]

Yeah, he's dead. That's why if a bull's coming at you, lay down dead.

[Brett Vesely]

They bull's coming at you. You've. What kind of life are you living? I'm 53. I've never had a bull coming at me. I've dodged that. If I see a bull a long ways away, I'm like, don't get too close to that. I don't. Usually, if there's not a fence between me and the bull, I've found safe, higher ground. I don't want to mess with that. That's also why I don't go to Mexico. It seems to happen there a lot.

[John Holmberg]

Or Title nine was bull.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that's a Different one. I've had those bulls coming at me before. Again, same thing. Just cross the street. Street.

[Brady]

Not sure what. The league will come up with a name for this fight club, but it's a new fighting league with people that have. They're either amputees.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, disability fighting league. In the streets. In the dirt streets, of course, of India. See, the dudes, they fight their cripples. They're disturbingly crippled. Jack Torso. What is the thing on the ground?

[Brady]

He swept the leg. He swept the good leg.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know that you did that on purpose. I think his body just spins like that. Oh, my God. He has. He went his chest cavity into thighs. There's no middle. And the other Indian thighs is generous. The other Indian has Thriller's left leg. And that's it. His right leg seemed fine, but he's got, like, a child's left leg and a regular adult right leg. And then like, some sort of weird gigantism of the left arm. And he just beats the tart of the dude with no middle. His legs are just shooting out of his chest. That's he just poorly drawn is all.

[Brady]

It's a packed house. You got the upper deck going full. People watching.

[Brett Vesely]

That's just part of Ganesha's plan.

[Brady]

I think that's the only room that's available.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. That is how I picture all of India, by the way. Several hundred people at all times watching whatever's going on. And some poorly deformed guy who came from. From water. Rivers. From the contamination of all their drinking water. You make babies like this now and again. So it happens with Bull Paul. You have no choice in India but to gather in a crowd and watch. No matter what you're doing, there's no, like, alone time. You gotta dress.

[Brady]

I mean, you gotta wear your scarves.

[Brett Vesely]

You gotta have your. Your. All your gear has to be on at all times. Unless you're crippled, then you can strip down.

[John Holmberg]

And that's some drip.

[Brett Vesely]

Who does have some drip? Some Indian Drip. If you see Indian Drip is a great band name.

[Brady]

I heard Dana White's interested in buying.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. Indian Drip is either a great band name or a name of a new std. I've got the Indian Drip.

[Brady]

If you see over here, the next.

[Brett Vesely]

Athlete is getting ready to go, like.

[Brady]

Next to the guy here in the Maroon.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. There's, like, a guy with a whip handling the cripples. It's like cockfighting with just completely broken people. There's never been a time in India where a guy's just Like, I just want to be alone. It's. It's impossible. You're in India. There's no way. It happens. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right, we're a little light today.

[Brett Vesely]

Sorry.

[John Holmberg]

It's Monday, and we're.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Start with some. Some work activity here.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, Surveillance camera.

[Brady]

OSHA special.

[Brett Vesely]

OSHA violation. The guy's doing some work. He's got. Appears to be some sort of a conveyor belt. Moving drywall or something. Yeah, plywood or drywall. He's getting up on the machine. Nowhere, a piece of drywall or wood just shoots across the room. The machine malfunctions and backs one out.

[Brady]

So it's right there?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Oh, it's stuck. And it just shoots backwards in a. Definitely not what that machine is designed to do. At 100 miles an hour, a piece of drywall just goes flying across the room and beats this one.

[John Holmberg]

May have some cussing to it, so just be careful.

[Brett Vesely]

What is this? Oh, guy just starts shooting at a tree. No, it's light lightning. Oh, it was.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God. Are there people in the tree? Why is everyone screaming? Oh, geez. Yeah, make a baseball bat out of that. Be the natural wonder boy. That's wonder boy. That's how wonder boy was born. Oh, man, this slow mo Is awesome. The brother inside is losing it. That whole tree comes down. House did good. Kept the house together. I bent it a little, but I was expecting to just go away. Damn. All right, there's another one.

[John Holmberg]

A little fight action.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe we're out in the streets of Poland or Russia or something. Oh, dude got bear spray. What did he get hit with?

[John Holmberg]

It was bear spray or something.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, he starts to chase a guy, and he sprays him with something, puts him down. Oh, he throws. He throws some sort of liquid in his face and knocks him on him. That's arsenic. He killed him. That Brady. You should get that guy's kidneys, too. It's his buddy that. Oh, he just lays him out with some sort of a death spray. That's not bear spray. He goes out cold.

[Brady]

Something else. I mean, those guys walking on the other side after he sprays.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know, but he hit that dude directly in the face, whatever that spray is, and he passed out. Out. I got to get some of that stuff.

[John Holmberg]

This may be AI, but considering all the talk we've had the last couple weeks.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, we're throwing dildos into a boy's mouth. The boys are in their bedroom throwing this dildo back and forth. Oh, he Did. Nailed it. Wait, is that a right into his mouth? And it goes right into his throat. That's brilliant. Excellent. If your kids are gonna throw them practice first.

[John Holmberg]

They kept sending me this one last week, and I kept. So they keep sending it. So I'm just gonna play it.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. All right. There's a man in a magician's hat. He's a magician standing behind a woman. He's got his wand out, and he's gonna. He's doing it in the duet. The magician's got a thick one. Oh. Right in the bottom. Oh. And then it comes out her mouth. All the other magicians are blown away.

[John Holmberg]

It wasn't Friday quality enough. They sent it to me on Friday, so I was just. Like that one.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. The magician puts it in her butt, and it pops out of her mouth. That's. That's good magic. Here's a lady with a pocket pee in her mouth, and it's huge. And so are her lips. Way overdone. Same with her clown cans. And she has put her tongue through the pocket V all the way to the other. That's just gross. I don't need to see that again.

[John Holmberg]

And then we'll just end with this one.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. All right, here we go. So. Oh, no. Naked lady. She's doing herself with a toy in the behind. What's that little weird little girl button that's starting to shoot boy juice at me? It's boy chest. I don't know what this is. Oh, my God. That's. I'd rather watch Brady's cripples fight.

[Brady]

Is that a micro pee?

[Brett Vesely]

It's a. It's a micro. It's a hermaphrodite. No, that's a lady button that's going a little boy on it. So she's got some. She's got some herm going because she's got boy chest.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I think her lady button is a micro penis. Yeah.

[Brady]

Look at those meat punches.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know what. I don't know what exactly is going on, but I know that Brady's right. It's a micro penis where the lady button should be. But I think there's still a girl hole anyway. No, no, Brady. City of 5 million people, probably. No, there's probably like, 10 or 11 of those out there right now doing that. Yeah, it's probably a few hundred.

[Brady]

I don't know about that.

[Brett Vesely]

Ten or eleven of them are right now. Now, that exact exercise, that exact thing you just watched, we could get, like, a live cam. It would look like an old Pert commercial.

[Brady]

Leo, you're supposed to say way low. I think there's about 5,000. Yeah, I think on that number he's pretty accurate.

[Brett Vesely]

There's a few hundred of those. There's a few hundred of those walking around. And about 10 or 11 of them right now are. Can't imagine right now how many people are pleasuring themselves as we speak. Speak.

[Brady]

What do you think the number is.

[Brett Vesely]

Of the 5 million? Yeah. Currently 20 minutes before most people go to work. 900,000. No, it's not all. The third shifters are home now. 900,000. Two tempes are currently pleasuring themselves right. Right now. Yeah. And it's starting to register in your head as possible, isn't it? No kids, like teenagers. It is not too high.

[Brady]

10. They're already at school.

[Brett Vesely]

Some. Some schools start at 9. Some are doing it at school. 900,000 old folks homes. It wouldn't take much to get to 900,000. Like 10 per neighborhood. 10 per neighborhood. It's nothing, guaranteed. There are 10 people in that apartment complex behind us currently tugging away. That's exactly right. So there. And how many part. There's 900,000 people right now tugging or just finishing up, giving themselves a tug. You hate that that's happening, but it's happening. Why? What?

[Brady]

Yeah, I do.

[Brett Vesely]

What number do you think is happening?

[Brady]

I don't think it's that high.

[Brett Vesely]

Where are you at? City of 5 million people.

[Brady]

Maybe 100,000.

[Brett Vesely]

No way. Way low. Way low.

[Brady]

100,000 is still a huge number. That is a huge number.

[Brett Vesely]

900 is the correct.

[Brady]

You wouldn't go that. I would say, you know, 10.

[Brett Vesely]

But why do you think there priests.

[Brady]

100,000.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, how many priests are there? There's probably few hundred of those and a couple, maybe a thousand. They're all doing it right now. They can't stop. There's kids shows on it. It's like the Education Hour on pbs. They can't get enough. There you go, everybody. That is your Brady Report. It's 98 KUPD, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming. Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] Outstanding stuff there, Slipknot. At the end of the night on Saturday over at the Rooster, I want to apologize. There were three very nice ladies who came over to me at the end and they said, we don't even know what this was tonight. But we. You were great. Great. I'm like, oh, thank you. And I was Jaeger plastered. But I'm good drunk. So they didn't really think that I was. Am I? I have Alzheimer's. When I'm. That's just it. I. I appear normal, but nothing's going in. And I might say the same things over and over again. And so the one said, very good. And then the little one said, very sexy. And I laughed at her. And I remember doing that part. I was like, dude, you're not looking at the right stuff. And then the other one said, yeah, we all thought you were very sexy. I'm like, ah, you're all wrong. And I walked away rudely. And I wanted to say that's rare in my life. And I wanted to say thank you. You're very drunk. I mean, very drunk.

[Brady]

Then their shuttle came in picking them up.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right, the retarded girl shuttle. I think you're right. I didn't know they were out so late. But then I realized what it's like.

[Brady]

To be senior living.

[Brett Vesely]

There's that. Yes, I thought just retarded or senior. I was going to go one way or the other. I was the girl at the bar at 2 a. A.m. and I was the last chance. I've never felt that before, but that's the only reason anyone would come up and go, and you're very sexy. Very sexy. Like, oh, boy, they're gonna wake up with regrets. So all three of those ladies, thank you for the kind words. However, how wrong were you in hindsight? But thanks for coming to the show. I don't know how you got in there. The place was packed. Tripp has since come in this morning and said he was not responsible for farting on us. He would take credit for that. Couple other people who were there said, I think it was these. There's 20 year old boys up front there that were doing some farting and they got a whiff of it too, which is fine. I'm still not so sure it wasn't Tripp. That smile he had on his face when he got up to the stage. No, I'm going home now before this ruins everything. So there you came out and saw a Saturday. You can do this. So we're doing this again this year. This was so dumb fun last year that we decided to do it again. Last year we gave away $979 to just shove wings in your mouth. And people did it. Native Grill and Wings. Doing it again. You Want to win 979 bucks? All you got to do is join us at Native Grill. We'll have one of the. You brews out there handle the heat. And we go out and do this because we like watching these people lose their minds, gorge themselves. Yeah, it's. And last year was impressive. Now I ate what I. Two pounds, two and a half pounds, something like that. I. I did pretty well.

[John Holmberg]

You participated?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I did. In mine, I accounted. I accounted well for myself. I think the winner was like, I don't remember what the numbers were. Closer to like three. And I was like two and a quarter, just over three.

[Brady]

If I remember right.

[Brett Vesely]

I can put it away, but I'm, you know, I'm not professional. Like, some of these dudes were crushing it. So they're going to do it again and we're going to keep doing this until somebody chokes and dies. That's what I've been saying the whole time. It's like, eventually somebody's going to choke and die. This is not safe, but it's fun and you can get in there. So here's how it works. We're going to have eight participants at each. You brew for the contestants. Just showing up saying, I want to be part of this. That's all you got to do. There's no like resume or anything necessary. You go there. We're gonna do one this Thursday. I believe Brady is going out to the first one because he can't go to the next few because, you know, body parts is a little body organ removal.

[John Holmberg]

Is Brady allowed to participate, though?

[Brady]

Four days before he goes in, has surgery.

[Brett Vesely]

He's not allowed to be part of it. This is not a Brady. No. This is not an everything must go sale. And you just wreck the place before signing up. No signal, but in baseline. I think that's where the finals were last year. Brady's out there on Thursday. Want to go say bye to Brady's kidney and hello to maybe 979 bucks. Well, that's how it works. Go see. Brady will be out there on Thursday. We're going to do one of these every week. And then the finale is September 3rd, and I'm going to be out there with that one. And we'll all watch the. The winners from the first three go head to head and knock one down there at the last one. And then we give away the money. It's pretty good. Plus you get a free meal. Right. You go down there and go get a nice tray.

[Brady]

Half a tray.

[Brett Vesely]

Half a tray of food for that. And it's like. And you could take it home.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. They let you take the leftover, which you didn't get through.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. So Like I said last year, say you want to be part of it and get like, a tray of wings and go, I had four. And then take them home and have a party so you don't win. You got to cram two pounds of wings in your throat four times to win. Well, I guess twice, really. You don't have to win all four, Right. You win yours, your regional, and then the finals, you have to do it. So I guess you're like three or four pounds of wings twice. That's eight pounds in three weeks.

[Brady]

Train for the finals.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what you should be doing. We'll do this this Thursday, next Thursday. And then Brady goes in, and they kill Brady. And then we come back and have a finale. And not necessarily Brady's finale. He should be on the road to recovery, but. So we'll go all the way through September 3rd every, every day, Thursday, Thursday, Wednesday, Wednesday is how it's gonna work. So this Thursday is the one that's important. If you want to get out there, Brady's gonna host it. Signal, butin baseline. Get on out there and stuff yourselves with Brady. Also, don't forget Pantera sitting there waiting for you this morning. Car. Game off. When you hear this. That is gonna get you some stuff. Or when you hear this. Cause I got a golden ticket. Game on. We're back. So you guys now hear either of here on, and you can get yourself a chance to walk Pantera from their dressing room to the stage. The girl that won the Guadalupe Squares, which we can't get to because of time today on Friday broke down.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, she was.

[John Holmberg]

She was almost crying.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, she. At the end, she goes, I can't believe this is happening to me. Like, this was a big deal.

[Brady]

Explained it wasn't the big win yet.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, no, I did. I did. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But she's got a chance at it, and she's getting into the show regardless.

[Brett Vesely]

She's going to Pantera no matter what. And now she's got a chance to, like, hang out with the guy. Guys, when she was a catastrophe, an emotional wreck. Which is very sweet to hear. It was nice. So we got that going sometime between now, now and 10. Maybe we do it today, maybe we don't. We've only got four left because we gave away two Friday. So one of these days this week, we're not doing it. Will it be today? You're going to find out. We got. What would Brady do? Coming up next, it's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect, still Streaming Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] it's time now for Brady to solve the world's problems. Can't solve his own, but he'll solve yours. That's what Jesus does. Brady's here to help out like that. It is. Well, Brady, brought to you by our friends at MMP Guns, 12th street and Indian School. If you want to get on over there, grab hold of some weaponry, some ammo. I still got to go over get that loader. It's in mo money pond, so I also have to get my Steeler stuff for the season starts. They've got it all down there. You can check it all out. But the MMP guns will have the classes to build an AR15s. They build nines, and they show you how it all works. Plus, as you build your own, it's a little cheaper that way, too. So you get hold of that thing.

[John Holmberg]

Plus you get a discount too. Like, you build it, they'll give you a discount on any additives you want to do.

[Brett Vesely]

So really, if you want to get.

[John Holmberg]

You know, some new optics or a sling or something, they give you a percentage off if you're buying it that day.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, there you go. That's as good as it gets. MMP Guns, 12th street and Indian School. Head on over there. It's right inside Momenty Pond. Brady, are you ready? Ready. Before we get to that, I got an email from a guy who says, Dear Holmberg and boys, past couple years have been filled with a lot of trials and tribulations. I've lost a lot of family, been homeless, got out of being homeless. Now I'm finally working again, have my own place. But I wouldn't have been able to get through these tough days without your show. And you guys in the morning. Morning. Being able to laugh through these tough times just by listening to you and your friends has made my life substantially easier. Sh. You know what? That's pretty awesome. You're right. We are amazing. That guy's right. And that's the best thing about radio. It'll never die. Someday our radio executive friends will realize that, and most likely, it'll be too late. It's free. Best part, your. Your tough times, your troubled times. Who did you turn to? The radio. I was at the Windsor with Doug Hopkins yesterday, and the waitress came by and she recognized Doug, and she goes, I thought that was you from your TVs. Doug Hopkins started laughing, and Doug always goes, you know who this is? And I'm like, well, she's not Gonna recognize me from the radio. And she goes, oh, radio. I don't listen to that.

[Brady]

Here we go.

[Brett Vesely]

And I'm like, why? I'm too young. Young. Like, well, blame the radio executives for that because they've decided to dismiss an entire generation by not listening to you. I'm listening. You didn't look that young. You looked all right, but let's not start screaming like you're a zygote or anything. You're capable of knowing what a radio is and using it. Are you ready, Brady? Ready. Here we go. I'll start with. I gotta go to. This one's actually more Brett's angle.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Brett Vesely]

But it's. He'll be chiming in, I'm sure. It says, hey, Brady. Mostly Brett. The wife stopped cleaning the house and says she's done doing domestic stuff. She's telling me we need to get a maid. We're barely making it financially because she hasn't worked since we had the twins three years ago. She does a nice job with those kids, but they sleep four hours in the middle of the day. Day. She can multitask. Meanwhile, I'm busting 60 hours a week, and the house is getting awful. I come home from work and she's like, it's time for you to take over. Because she's exhausted from her day with the kids. I get home from work and I have to start another job, which is make sure the kids are okay. And I start cleaning up. It's making me miserable. I love our boys, but she's making me hate her. When I get home, she's off. She thinks she's clocked out. Out. And I think she thinks when I leave in the morning, I go run around, play golf, go to strip clubs and have fun. But I'm actually working my ass off. What would you do, Billy?

[Brady]

What would I do? It will go miles for both you and your wife. You know that money to pay for a maid service is there. You're talking about a hundred bucks, Hunt.

[Brett Vesely]

I just had that homoglyph.

[Brady]

$10.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's 20 bucks and hour.

[Brady]

Right. So you add on to it, because you could probably add bathrooms, whatever. That's 60 figure 100 bucks. And if you do it every other week, not only will the mental health and your wife and whatever, it's. It's a game changer for the relationship and for you. Because there will always be tasks in between there to do, but that'll relieve a lot of that stress. Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

One thing for.

[Brady]

My sister told me that years ago.

[Brett Vesely]

Get a Maid.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that's very true. And it's. And it's bougie to say, but they're available all over. And there's one thing that's been true throughout the beginning of time for humans. We love servants. We've always had that. Like in the beginning, there was always a guy who had a guy help him with something. I was always a slave, a servant. Indentured servitude. Like we always try to get somebody body. We like it. And it does make everybody happier because you don't have to do anything. It's the whole reason the Internet exists, to make everything easier so we don't have to lift a finger. You're 100% correct. Yeah. Cut back on something else.

[Brady]

Even if you need to start off and it's one time a month, it'll still be.

[Brett Vesely]

And yeah. And throw some cash at that and make it spotless. And then you guys be better about tidying up after yourselves. But there is nothing worse. And ladies, you can't do this. And guys, if you're doing it of a ton bad is when a dude goes to work and he comes home and has another job at home. And you act like you're the only one who's been doing anything. The last thing a guy who worked all day wants to hear is you don't do anything around here. Some of us don't. I'm terrible about it. But it's also a thing where it's like, now hold on a second. You got your side, I've got mine. I'm covering this end especially because she's not working. She's. You're the mother. I'll come home and be good with the kids and stuff. But don't quit and make it minute job. Especially if he's already doing 60 hours a week and he's got to come home and.

[Brady]

And you have to believe it or not, you got to respect both sides of it.

[John Holmberg]

Sure.

[Brady]

Much as you know, perceptions, like, because you'll run in your mind over like, I'll switch with you, I'll do what.

[Brett Vesely]

You do and anything.

[Brady]

How about they got no problem doing this.

[Brett Vesely]

Let's suggest it takes.

[Brady]

It's different mindsets for both.

[Brett Vesely]

This sucks for everybody. But let's pick a day. Let's say they don't have any money. Brady. Let's say that that hundred bucks is just not. Not there.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Let's pick a day. A week. Wednesday when you come home from work where you both clean for one hour. That's it. And then it's a teamwork thing for the rest of the night. Because you've both had hard days, huh?

[John Holmberg]

What's wrong with you guys? Brett picking up a mop is a stress relief. That's what she needs to do. I don't get this. A guy's working 60 hours a week, they're barely making ends meet and you guys want to get a maid?

[Brett Vesely]

He's turning it around on me immediately. Because this is how I really feel. Go ahead, go ahead, you know, clean.

[John Holmberg]

Up goddamn house a little bit. That kids sleep for four hours a day. You can do it for two. Then you got two hour break in there.

[Brett Vesely]

If no clean, you don't have to do it every day. Exactly.

[John Holmberg]

You don't clean every day.

[Brady]

Being done, that's one thing. If she's not doing anything, then you got a problem. But just telling you it's still worth it when you.

[John Holmberg]

Bottle of 409 and a mop.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Get to work.

[Brett Vesely]

That'll calm her down a little bit. You know what? Screw you, Brady. Brett's right. Right? This guy's humping it for 60 hours a week.

[John Holmberg]

He's not putting his time in, paying.

[Brett Vesely]

For bills and kids. And he's barely making it work. And he's letting you stay to be a good mom. You should be more grateful than that.

[John Holmberg]

You should.

[Brett Vesely]

Billy, your wife might be a. Brett's right.

[Brady]

Good luck implementing.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know what I was thinking. I don't know what I was thinking with my modern 2025 views of. Maybe you should do some cleaning together. No. If you're gonna have an old fashioned household, you better be. You know what? You should. You should do your hair and be all dressed up when he comes home. And have a martini in your hand when he walks in the door.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Have his smoking jacket and his slippers ready to go.

[Brett Vesely]

How come in the olden days, on the old TV shows, June Cleaver never said, ward, I'm off. These kids drove me nuts. Today, Ward came in and sat in a room by himself. Read the paper. Leave your father alone. Brett's right. You turned me, man. You sit down and have a chat about who's going to clean next. No, you are. It's your job. That's your job.

[John Holmberg]

Here they come. Amen.

[Brett Vesely]

Brett, get off your ass. Yeah, I agree. I come home from work, I get a meal on the table, a drink in my hand. And your job is to get rid of the stress that I take on all day so you don't have to work. See him even sounding like him now, come on.

[John Holmberg]

And that's what this guy says, too. What the hell is she doing when those kids are sleeping four hours in the middle of the day?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. And again, it's probably not every day. And she is doing a tough job.

[John Holmberg]

And you don't need to clean every day either.

[Brett Vesely]

Twins are tough because there's time. It's like two puppies. They wear each other out. Yeah. Put them in a cage and let them wrestle and stuff.

[Brady]

You want to go that route goes ahead.

[Brett Vesely]

I like Brett's way.

[Brady]

Or you can be a hero, or.

[Brett Vesely]

You can do it Brady's way.

[John Holmberg]

Or you can be a.

[Brett Vesely]

See, now there it is. You either have to swallow the. Swallow your pride. I was going to say swallow the. But you should say that.

[John Holmberg]

Wrong station.

[Brett Vesely]

That's. Oh, yeah. No, do they do that over there?

[Brady]

Swallow pride.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. No, no, the other thing. I know they swallow a lot, but I. I said I was going to say you had to swallow the 93. 3.

[John Holmberg]

This guy goes, what is this guy married to my wife?

[Brett Vesely]

There's nothing worse, though, than saying, when I'm. When you get home, I'm done working.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Cause that dude's working. All right. That's tough. One, Brady. I allowed my sister to move in with me a year ago. Everything split down the middle. Fair rent for her since she's younger. Still getting started with the finances. She's a complete pig. Doesn't clean. Here we go. Help around the house. And her dogs pretty much ruined my carpet. I gotta make her pay for repairs. Or maybe I just kick her to the curb and give up the extra side cash for rent. What do you think, Chris?

[Brady]

Here's one thing that I would do, Matt, is definitely tell your sister how you, you know, help out. Cleaning out or else cleaning up. Or else.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Or rent goes up 100 bucks. Oh, yeah, 100 bucks.

[Brett Vesely]

If you want to live like a pig, you're going to pay the way. And I'm going to use some of that money to get a maid here, too. What's going on out there? Clean up your houses, pigs.

[John Holmberg]

Grab a mop.

[Brett Vesely]

Grab a mop, hand it to her and go. Here's what. The extra. The rent you're not paying, it comes out of here and point to the mop. And here's how it works. Finally. Wait. Somebody get up and clean the house, for Christ's sake.

[Brady]

You know the other thing I tell you? Even. Even getting the help of a cleaning service, you're still going to hear it from your wife.

[Brett Vesely]

That's personal Cleaning. Let's not do that right now. I understand what you're. It's very true. They have to clean for the maid.

[Brady]

That's just marriage.

[Brett Vesely]

Look, Homo Glow was the most fun. Damn it. 93. 3. Homoglow. Oh, okay.

[Brady]

I told Ronnie about homoglow.

[Brett Vesely]

Homoglow is great. And it's not the greatest clean, but it's a nice little helper. Dusting, getting things picked up, getting the floor vacuum and all that. It's nice. 20 bucks, 25 bucks. Big deal. Throw a couple bucks her away on the schedule. Holmberg's morning sickness. Dear Brady, my wife has been unhappy with her cans, probably since before we even started dating. She's always said that she wishes they were bigger than they are, which is something I have never agreed with. I love them the way they are. And a few years ago, one of my cousins, Grove. There's no period in this. My cousin's girlfriend showed up to my mom's house for Christmas, and I think she had a new big pair of cans. And my wife started to grill her for information. We've been married almost 15 years now. I had a stroke a few years ago, and I forgot to make periods. Said I had a stroke a few years ago and I'm bedridden because I lost. Lost the use of my left side. I'm not working. So she got a job to support our family, I guess. But now I'm thinking that she got the job because she's trying to get money for breast augmentation, something I should just let her do. I don't want her to get smoking hot enough that it's unwanted attention from guys, as it is signed Omar.

[Brady]

The fear of once they get the cans or kicking you to the curb, leaving you. Or they want to be looked upon, which all girls will always want to be.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Admired.

[Brett Vesely]

They want. I watched a show the other day, yesterday, in fact, about Aubrey o' Day from Daddity Kane.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Is on some show where they're, like, trying to reverse their plastic surgery and they have a choice choice. Like, they're trying to tell them you look crazy, you've done too much, and they. And Dr. Debrow said, your lips are so big. Like, why? And she goes, well, when you got one in your mouth, you want the lips to be on top. Like, what do you want to see when you're watching a girl do that to you? Like a lip all folded up or one on top? And he's like, you. You did that for blow jobs? And she's like, yeah, but every Day you walk around not blowing people. You look like a crazy person. Whatever. She leaves. I'm like, jesus, they're nuts. All of them are crazy. But that's all it was. She just wants to be seen as sexual. But don't sexualize me. She wants to be seen as sexy all the time. But God forbid you say you're sexy because now you're sexualized. It was bad. This lady wants to be seen.

[Brady]

Which we're seeing more and more in plastic surgery. Surgeons are booming.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh.

[Brady]

But huge therapists and other stuff. Psychologists are talking about, man. It's become now dysmorphia. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

It used to be, you know, eating disorders and now it's the surgeries.

[Brady]

Only thing that I don't like even that I would say I'd be careful about. But once. Once they get that image.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

In their mind.

[Brett Vesely]

Where do you see what AI does to. To them? It's already started. But when AI girls start to become the norm that dudes are like, that's hot. These chicks are going to be. They're only like. They're going to have like all their ribs removed. Just be jellyfish.

[Brady]

So the. The best thing that I heard in this story is if she in fact is earning money to get the. The job done herself rather than him paying for it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Or you're splitting.

[Brett Vesely]

But he's on disability, right? Yeah. And she got a job to make ends meet. She's saving all that money from disability or the money from her job to buy new cans. That is a little weird because he's only got one good arm. Tell you what. How about we meet in the middle? You only get one done, you get your left can blown up. Because Omar's only got one arm that works. It's his right one. So just meet that in the middle. Keep the other one. Normal stuff. A bra or something like that. Half the path price.

[Brady]

And at the same time, I do think if she gets him, she's gone.

[Brett Vesely]

You think? So she's gonna leave Strokey. He's gonna get better.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a good point.

[Brady]

The thoughts there. I. I can understand where he has that.

[Brett Vesely]

If she gets great cans, you think she's gonna want somebody with two working arms to manipulate those?

[Brady]

Well, if she gets the great cans and she runs into someone that she can still motorboat.

[Brett Vesely]

Can motorboat. But it's.

[Brady]

But they must not be.

[Brett Vesely]

That's Omar Motorb.

[Brady]

Then. Then he's into that because he has.

[Brett Vesely]

He's got no choice.

[Brady]

Likes her camps.

[Brett Vesely]

He likes them the way they are.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

But he's also insecure about if they get bigger, he's going to lose her. That's the real letter. There was. I'm insecure. My wife gets pretty big part because he's had this stroke. So he feels like half a man because half of them's not working. And then she's trying to get her boobs squeezed together. And he can't do that. He needs. You know, he can only bat him around.

[John Holmberg]

He could lose her either way, though.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a good point. It's not, you know, it's not just because he's half.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

They do feel better after. Yeah, Most.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I agree. Giant cans do feel better. Brady's right.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I'm with him on this.

[Brett Vesely]

Augmentation into giant cans. Brady's right. That does feel better.

[John Holmberg]

She's an earner. She's trying to get her own thing.

[Brett Vesely]

Going a lot better than that. Lazy, not raising twins. So you want to be a housewife? Do the housewife stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Marcus is right.

[Brady]

That's what we don't know about. What did they have set up? Was it a traditional deal?

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. Because she's not working. She's raising the kids. That's traditional.

[John Holmberg]

Leave it to Beaver.

[Brett Vesely]

Her stuff. She left work to stay at home with the kids is what the email said. Matthew, you ain't clean and hit the bricks, bitch. Men have a very specific feeling about this. We don't want to hear it. Not. Not nice, but it's true. And why your husband has a stroke. Stop thinking about your cans so much. Your medical expenses shouldn't be going towards.

[Brady]

And what if she's not saving that or making that money for that reason?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, ask her. Yes, I'm getting cans. Okay.

[Brady]

Write it out. You're better off writing it.

[Brett Vesely]

Let her get big cans. Use your good hand on them.

[Brady]

Or typing. Typing. Whatever the question.

[Brett Vesely]

Chicken. Right hand. Typ us that thing. You'll get it. Those look great. Thanks. I'm gonna go out with the girls. Bye. Yeah, Brett's right. You could lose her either way. Strokey or not. I hope you get better from your stroke. That's what I'd focus on if I was you. There you go, everybody. You did it, Brady. You solved everybody's problems as well as you can. It's. What would Brady do? And that's what he did. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[Brady]

98K.

[Brett Vesely]

Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com I'm gonna throw Up. All right, let's get right to it. Let's get out of here, shall we? It's time for the entertainment drill and we can run for our lives right afterwards. Words. Let Larry take over for the rest of the day. The entertainment drills brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. I haven't been there for a minute. Been busy doing all sorts of stuff. Got a text from Jay last night and he says, you coming in tomorrow? Yeah. And I'm like, I am. Says, good, we got some new stuff to show you. Sweet. I have no idea what that means, but I immediately got adrenalized by it. You'd heard about it this morning. The guy that went down to Tucson with a gun and started to shoot up his office, how did it stop? Somebody stopped it. Simple as that. A guy. Guy walked up, one round off, got a round off, dude blocked it. Another guy got up, put him in a chokehold and ended it. These people who decide they're going to create mass panic, knife, gun, whatever else, all it takes is one person saying, not today. And in a smart way. And there is a smart way. And that's what they [e-mail] you don't go running into it. You find a movie moment. You learn the moment. Inevitably, a moment. Now, when somebody just walks in and starts shooting up a building, there's going to be casualties. But you can minimize it by having somebody. Sheepdog instead of sheep, that's for sure. What's that thing the FBI always says the first thing you do is run. Then if you can hide in a good spot, do that.

[Brady]

Run, hide.

[John Holmberg]

Stop dropping.

[Brett Vesely]

Run, hide, fight. Something, Something. I don't know, but there's a big one in there. Yeah, maybe that's it. Run, hide, fighting. I think that's it. Hank 3. Yeah, Hank 3. You gotta run, hide, fight. And. But eventually you get to that point where like, oh, I might have to face up here. Do I know what I'm doing? It's scary to think about, but it's true. It's just a. It's just. But then again, you get adrenalized and you get real confident. The confidence is the big thing. You walk out of there with being better shape, feeling pretty confident about yourself. Just go down there and check it out. Reactdefense.com that's where you go. Check out all their schedule and everything they offer, all the seminars they got coming up and things like that. And of course, the price. 199 bucks for two months. Turn you into a sheepdog. Stop being a sheep and get done. Reactdefense.com the Home Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brady]

Some people went out and went to the movies over the weekend. Weapons did pretty well. 42 and a half million horror movies. Movie starring the girl from Ozarks.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, we. Okay. Talked about that.

[Brady]

And Freaker Friday. 29 and a half million.

[Brett Vesely]

I think the whole country is in a heat wave. So getting out of the house and getting into the movies, it's either heat wave or flooding. Freaky. Or Friday is still freaky. Well, I mean, yeah. I mean, now you're just switching places with a 40 year old and an assassin. A 7 year old.

[Brady]

Yeah, I don't know if that's the premise on this one.

[Brett Vesely]

Their kids.

[Brady]

They swapped with their kids.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I thought that they swapped with.

[Brady]

I think Lindsay has. No, they don't. They swap with their kids. Yeah, I saw that.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, like, did you see it already or. Larry watched it. I watched. What? Why now? I will give you credit for this. Lindsay Lohan looks good. Lindsay Lohan does look good. She got good surgeon.

[Brady]

They swap four ways.

[Brett Vesely]

It's sexy. Yeah, sure.

[John Holmberg]

I'll have a video about that tomorrow.

[Brady]

It's two kids.

[Brett Vesely]

Jamie Lee Curtis. Who?

[Brady]

I gotta say, Jamie Lee Curtis looks amazing.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, she looks a lot like Johnny Knoxville too. The Internet's been saying that for years. She looks pretty amazing. All right. I still think of her in Halloween, but. Yeah. Anyways.

[Brady]

Trading Places.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it was a. It was terrible. Just terrible. Are you saying that, like, as a man tonight, like as a man, it's terrible or is it just a bad movie? Both. Okay. As a man, it's a bad movie. All right. Thank you, Larry. Larry with his rever to a Happy Gilmore 2. Yeah.

[Brady]

He's gonna say. What do you give the nod to?

[Brett Vesely]

Which one would you watch? Don't. Don't you dare. He says Freakier Friday is worse than Happy Gilmore 2. Like you.

[John Holmberg]

Good.

[Brett Vesely]

You boys, you got no jokes. I wrote no jokes for this movie and had no jokes to write. So I did not write any jokes. I just got hit in the nuts. It's all that happens. You go nuts now all you do is get hit. You get hit in the nuts. That's it. That's the whole movie.

[Brady]

Pies to the face, getting more and more.

[Brett Vesely]

That's it. Knoxville and Jamie Lee Curtis are the same person. It's up on the screen now. They're the same person. It's weird. You can't tell some of those pictures, you can't tell.

[John Holmberg]

How about this one?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's. Yeah.

[Brady]

Man.

[Brett Vesely]

When she went and got Anderson Cooper's hair, it all changed. And him, too. All right, go ahead.

[Brady]

A few weeks ago, it was announced that a new Air Bud is in the works called airbud Returns. Well, now the search is on to find the new Air Buddy Bud.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a golden retriever, isn't it? Yeah, it's pretty easy to get all over the place.

[Brady]

Submit your golden retriever if you want.

[Brett Vesely]

Him to be the next for the new airbud.

[Brady]

Yeah. Even if your golden isn't chosen, you're still eligible to win prizes like airbud jerseys, signed movie merch, a trip to the premiere in Los Angeles.

[Brett Vesely]

Now, hold on.

[John Holmberg]

Stupid.

[Brett Vesely]

Air Bud Returns means he's back from the grave because Air Bud died of.

[Brady]

Cancer before the sequels. The most recent airbud was some dog on Saturday Night Live.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. Oh, on the. I know which that was to have. They were training dogs to watch theater. It's actually a very funny sketch, but okay. It's like the Air Bud's first movie was 1994 or something like that, wasn't it? Yeah.

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

All the buds are dead. Unless Air Bud. Air Bud Returns would be like. Like this, Like Pet Cemetery or Bones of Air Bud. That's a great one. That's a good movie. I'd watch Bones of Air Bud and he could still fly.

[Brady]

A couple of celebrity deaths.

[Brett Vesely]

Was Air Bud that. Did he just dunk or could he fly? I don't think I ever saw it.

[Brady]

I remember a cape on the.

[Brett Vesely]

I know there was a cape, but.

[Brady]

It was a basketball playing dog. Right.

[Brett Vesely]

I think he played basket.

[Brady]

One of them.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. And then I think he just had the power of flight. Yeah.

[Brady]

Pull up the posters.

[Brett Vesely]

I used to just take Middle Eastern kids for rides. Pretty sure that's right. Wait a minute. And then they found out it wasn't a case. That's.

[Brady]

Shazam.

[Brett Vesely]

There's. There is. He's playing hoops.

[John Holmberg]

He plays baseball, too, apparently.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, then he play. He's so. He's lettered in a lot of sports. Sports.

[Brady]

What is.

[John Holmberg]

Was he Bo Jackson?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brady]

What was Airbud 2?

[Brett Vesely]

What he is, is better than your kids. Electric boogaloo. Yeah. Airbud 2. The search for Curly's gold.

[Brady]

Gets along with a raccoon, it looks like, and.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that's nice.

[Brady]

Gets along.

[John Holmberg]

The longest yard.

[Brady]

It looks friendly.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. The longest yard. Sandler. I would have watched that before I watched the Sandler.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brett Vesely]

There's eating a miniature. They put a helmet on him. Good for concussion protocol. That's smart. No face. I can't have a face mask because it snouts too long.

[Brady]

Bobby Whitlock from Derek and the dominoes passed away 77 years old.

[Brett Vesely]

What was their SOG? Layla. Oh, yeah, that's right. That was Clapton's band. Right?

[Brady]

Jim Lovell.

[Brett Vesely]

I saw that.

[Brady]

Commander of Apollo 1397.

[Brett Vesely]

I know. Houston, we have a pretty problem back in. What was it? What was said? I know. That was like 70. 1970s when that happened. Is that right about Engelberg and then Mike Engelberg? Two.

[Brady]

Which one?

[Brett Vesely]

Three.

[Brady]

I thought it was the third one.

[Brett Vesely]

The kid. The kid from the Bad News Bears died. The catcher. The fat catcher.

[John Holmberg]

So he was back in training. Is that the.

[Brett Vesely]

But it was breaking training.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

And then goes to Japan. He was that angle. The original Engelberg.

[John Holmberg]

So he wasn't willing to.

[Brett Vesely]

He was William Devanes. He was William Devanes and Tony Curtis's Engelberg. He was not Walter Matthaus.

[John Holmberg]

Engelberg and I play the Astrodome and.

[Brady]

I always thought it was Engelbert.

[Brett Vesely]

Single berg, like Engelbert Humperdink. Yeah, no single berg. And it's depressing to know that. I got worried about that yesterday. I was very sad. And then I realized, wait a minute. That's the fat, weird Engelberg. The clearly not the same Engelberg that was. Was. You know, it was as off putting. I got. I text a few people. I'm like, oh, my God, Engelberg from.

[John Holmberg]

I know. You sent it to us. And I was like, wait, there he is.

[Brett Vesely]

It's the dumb one.

[John Holmberg]

There he is.

[Brett Vesely]

Huh? Yeah. That's the fat dumb one. That's the bad one. I think his name.

[Brady]

That's right.

[Brett Vesely]

Gary Lee Kevignaro.

[John Holmberg]

What his name, huh? Brady or the original one or.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I think that one.

[John Holmberg]

No. Jeffrey Lewis star.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. Billy Kevin or not Billy, but Gary Caval Cavagnaro is the original one. Then Cavanaro. I don't remember.

[Brady]

I didn't bring him up because Brett made the confirmation. He's not big enough.

[John Holmberg]

He's not?

[Brett Vesely]

No. Oh, he's. No, he's the.

[John Holmberg]

Jimmy wouldn't even come in for that. He's like, all right.

[Brett Vesely]

No Jimmy. No. We'd have to explain to you much. Yeah.

[Brady]

Kathy Griffin confirms her third facelift.

[Brett Vesely]

It's not working.

[John Holmberg]

Get a fourth or fifth?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, keep going. It's the only way it's going to be Good is if it's behind your head. Eventually let's grow hair over it.

[Brady]

Over the past week, there's been an ongoing debate about the worst song ever on X. And it's been pretty heated. Some unclear what started it, but one of the earlier posts gave the worst song ever titled to the 2010 song Home by Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know that at all.

[Brady]

Don't know that song either. But anyway, some of the worst songs ever that they've listed that they're listing right now. Hey, soul sister train.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, this is at home. This is home. Home, home.

[Brady]

And Edward actually put out a thing. It went. It got viral enough that he put out a video where he claimed that the song was actually pioneer to the stomp clap thing.

[Brett Vesely]

Isn't this like a wayfair commercial?

[Brady]

Directly influenced bands like the Lumineers and Of Monsters and Men, Magic Dragons, all that.

[John Holmberg]

Those bands right around that time.

[Brett Vesely]

I hate it. I know. I hate it.

[Brady]

Happy by Pharrell was on the list.

[Brett Vesely]

How'd that get up? That's a fun one.

[Brady]

Sex on Fire Kings.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a great song.

[Brady]

I know some of these are all about the bass. Megan Trainor.

[Brett Vesely]

Come on. Where's the country music?

[John Holmberg]

Did Dale do the survey or what?

[Brady]

Shape of you.

[Brett Vesely]

These are great songs. Show me your fish is up. Copenhagen is up there. Oh, let's get drunk and screw anything. Buffett is up there.

[Brady]

Those kids wouldn't know that.

[Brett Vesely]

Speedy Motorcycle by Daniel Johnston. Drives you nuts. Terrible song. Speedy motorcycle.

[Brady]

Oh, that one.

[Brett Vesely]

Nightmare Target used it for a while.

[Brady]

This one.

[Brett Vesely]

This is so annoying. This dude was a speedy motor. Like he had something wrong with him. And he just wrote songs. Prolifically wrote songs and got it took off. He's from Portland or something. It went nuts. No, that's it. Yeah. Became this Internet thing for a while. That was Daniel Johnson. Maybe he was awful. Awful, but he was special. So you weren't allowed to say it sucked, but it does.

[John Holmberg]

That sucks.

[Brett Vesely]

That's it. That's it for us. We leave on a Daniel Johnston it sucks note. Larry will fix that. Larry's coming up in just moments. He's got the chance for you guys to win stuff. We did not give our Pantera tickets away this morning. Not yet. It's over right now. Game off. We'll try it again tomorrow. We'll definitely get you a pair tomorrow. Listen for that and tell you more about our native news. Yorker or no, they don't call it that. Native wings. So habitual for me to say that. We'll get you out there for the the big contest there, the handle the heat. All sorts of stuff for you guys. Larry's got things, too. Be nice to Larry. He'll be nice to you. We'll see you tomorrow in the morning. Sickness hello, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station, he said. Fully erect wherever you go.

[Brady]

Whatever they.

[Brett Vesely]

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