Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: August 11, 2025 | Release Date: August 11, 2025
1. Event Recap: A Night at the Rooster [02:46 - 12:00]
The episode kicks off with host John Holmberg welcoming listeners to another energetic Monday morning edition of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (HMS). The primary focus centers around the chaotic yet memorable Saturday night at The Rooster in Scottsdale.
Brett Vesely shares his hazy recollections:
"A very close friend of mine had his knee surgery at the Core. He's not going to be back on the court immediately, but in a few months time he will be."
[02:10]
The hosts reminisce about the festivities celebrating Cinco de Mayo, featuring birthday parties for Brady, Brett, and Dick Toledo. Brett humorously recounts moments of heavy intoxication:
"I have never experienced what we experienced which was the owner of the bar saying here and had a bucket of iced down baby bottles of Jagermeister."
[04:26]
Brady adds to the hilarity with stories of accidental misgendering and the surprise appearance of "Ryan's girlfriend, Gidget," who inadvertently caused panic by looking overly young:
"She looks so young that we're gonna get her all closed down."
[06:07]
The hosts also highlight interactions with musicians and attendees, including meeting their idol, the "One Armed Man," and engaging in impromptu fights and dancing antics. Brett describes a memorable moment:
"I got hit with a dildo. A green dildo. [...] I have been peeling off spray paint."
[10:35]
2. The Flat Earth Debate: Challenging Conspiracies [17:27 - 74:50]
The conversation shifts to a heated debate on the Flat Earth theory. Brett passionately argues against it, emphasizing the importance of scientific evidence over beliefs:
"Opinions and feelings do not beat scientific evidence and facts in the court of law."
[47:06]
Brady and Brett discuss the prevalence of Flat Earth beliefs, mocking the lack of substantial evidence and questioning the motivations behind such conspiracies. Brett poses critical questions:
"What's the end game of making people think the Earth is round? Why is that a big win for whomever is pushing this?"
[69:40]
They delve into the psychological aspects, highlighting how closed-mindedness and indoctrination contribute to the persistence of flat Earth beliefs. Brett emphasizes the necessity of questioning and critical thinking:
"The truth loves scrutiny. (...) Things who aren't sure hate questions."
[74:15]
The debate includes humorous jabs and fictitious scenarios, reinforcing their stance against baseless conspiracies while advocating for informed skepticism.
3. Personal Stories and Listener Interactions [57:00 - 84:00]
The hosts engage with listener emails, addressing personal struggles and offering advice. One poignant story comes from a listener named Sh:
"I've lost a lot of family, been homeless, got out of being homeless. Now I'm finally working again, have my own place. [...] without your show."
[149:05]
Brady and Brett provide heartfelt responses, underscoring the supportive community HMS aims to build. They also share their own anecdotes, such as Brett's challenges with pool playing and his quest for a decent pool coach:
"I need somebody normal who's really good at pool."
[91:12]
4. Navigating Relationships and Household Dynamics [84:00 - 157:55]
A substantial portion of the episode revolves around advice for maintaining healthy relationships and managing household responsibilities. Brett discusses an email from Omar about marital strains due to domestic responsibilities:
"When I get home from work and I have to start another job, [...] I just want her to get some breast augmentation."
[155:28]
Brady offers practical solutions, advocating for hiring maids or cleaning services to alleviate the burden:
"Add on to it, because you could probably add bathrooms, whatever. That's 60... It's a game changer for the relationship."
[157:12]
The conversation includes role-playing scenarios and humorous exchanges about cleaning duties, emphasizing the importance of teamwork and communication in relationships.
5. News Highlights and Social Commentary [158:00 - 173:54]
The hosts interspersed their discussions with snippets of current events and societal observations:
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Flat Earth and Public Perception:
"They proved it... Flat Earthers can celebrate."
[75:27] -
Accidents and Public Incidents:
Brett shares disturbing news about a woman injured at Chuck E. Cheese and examines societal desensitization to such events:"She got her arm stuck somewhere inside... no, no, it's an adult."
[117:31] -
Technology and Social Behavior:
Discussion on how smartphones are affecting attention spans and cognitive abilities, especially in Gen Z:"The universal addiction to smartphones ruins our brains."
[21:40]
6. Closing Segments and Final Thoughts [175:00 - End]
As the episode nears its conclusion, the hosts return to light-hearted banter and promotional content, touching on topics like movie critiques and humorous imperfections in public performances. They wrap up by thanking listeners, sharing final thoughts on personal growth, and teasing upcoming events:
"We are amazing. That guy's right. And that's the best thing about radio. It'll never die."
[150:25]
Brett and Brady encourage participation in future HMS events, emphasizing community and continued support.
Notable Quotes:
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Brett Vesely on Flat Earth:
"Opinions and feelings do not beat scientific evidence and facts in the court of law."
[47:06] -
Brady on Relationship Advice:
"What would I do? [...] It's a game changer for the relationship."
[157:12] -
Listener Sh on the Impact of the Show:
"Without your show, [...] has made my life substantially easier."
[149:05]
Summary:
In this August 11th episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (HMS), hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, and Dick Toledo deliver a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and critical discussions. The highlight revolves around a chaotic night out at The Rooster, filled with memorable mishaps and interactions. The episode prominently features a vigorous debate against Flat Earth theories, supported by scientific reasoning and sharp humor.
Listeners are engaged through heartfelt stories and practical advice on maintaining healthy relationships amidst personal and household challenges. The hosts also comment on contemporary societal issues, from technological impacts on youth to sensational news stories. The episode concludes with upbeat interactions, listener appreciations, and teasers for upcoming HMS events, reinforcing the show's commitment to entertaining and supporting its Arizona audience.
Tune In: Join Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98KUPD weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM or via the 98KUPD app and www.98kupd.com for more engaging discussions, laughs, and community support.