08-12-25 - Support Emails Coming In For Brady As He Has A Doc Appt Today - Man Bought Mausoleum Plot Above Marilyn Monroe's And Wished To Be Placed Upside Down - Nude Cruises Have Us Wanting To Know About How Clean They Can Be

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 08-12-25
Release Date: August 12, 2025
Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Description: Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show where John Holmberg entertains, questions, and occasionally disturbs listeners with his co-hosts.

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1. Brady's Health Update and Listener Support

[02:02 - 06:48]

The episode opens with a heartfelt discussion surrounding Brady Bogen's health, specifically a recent cancer diagnosis. Larry McFeely shares a concerning text from Connor Wells, Thomas Wells' son, expressing fear that Brady genuinely has cancer. The conversation delves into the challenges of sharing such personal news with friends and family.

Key Highlights:

• Larry McFeely reveals, "[...] Connor, it says, Brady really has cancer. I thought you were just joking the other day." [02:02]
• The hosts discuss the discomfort and complexity of informing loved ones about a serious illness, emphasizing the emotional burden it places on both the individual and their support network.
• Larry states, "Support is basically like, all right, let's... make cancer the joke, because it's not going to take over." [06:16] This highlights their coping mechanism—using humor to deal with adversity.
• The team emphasizes solidarity, with Larry assuring Brady, "We're going to break some balls on this one until you beat it. We're right here with you to beat it down." [06:29]

Insights:

• The use of humor as a coping strategy can provide relief in tense situations.
• Open communication about personal struggles is portrayed as both challenging and essential for genuine support.

2. Mausoleum Plot Above Marilyn Monroe: A Unique Final Wish

[19:29 - 27:12]

The conversation shifts to an intriguing story about a man who purchased a mausoleum plot above Marilyn Monroe's final resting place. His unconventional wish was to be buried upside down, a request that required specific arrangements post-funeral.

Key Highlights:

• John Holmberg introduces the story: "He purchased a mausoleum plot above Marilyn Monroe... and wanted to be buried upside down." [19:29]
• Larry McFeely elaborates on the logistics, "His wife had to request it after the funeral. It's like, why? I just need him face down in the bed." [20:20]
• The discussion reveals the hotel's meticulousness in honoring burial requests, as Larry notes, "They bought these in 1950... and buried himself face down." [22:41]
• The hosts marvel at the devotion of the man's wife, stating, "That is an awesome wife... She's like, first off, this creep." [22:43]

Insights:

• Individual desires regarding posthumous arrangements can be remarkably unique and require sensitive handling by funeral services.
• The story underscores the lengths to which individuals and their families will go to honor personal wishes, even in death.

3. Nude Cruises: Cleanliness and Personal Experiences

[30:39 - 43:08]

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the concept of nude cruises, their cleanliness standards, and the hosts' personal apprehensions about such voyages.

Key Highlights:

• Larry McFeely initiates the topic, expressing skepticism: "I need to know if I am on a cruise. Was the last one a nudist cruise?" [30:39]
• The hosts humorously debate the practicality of maintaining cleanliness on a nude cruise, with Larry quipping about "butthole dots on the chairs at the bar." [31:56]
• Brett shares his connection to a past nude cruise experience, while Larry continues to joke about potential cleanliness issues: "They put a towel down if you're gonna put your butthole on that." [35:58]
• The conversation takes a lighter turn as the hosts mock the potential mishaps on such cruises, including jokes about mattress stains and personal hygiene: "Ed and Baboo giving each other the goods on a putting butthole dots on your furniture." [40:37]

Notable Quotes:

• Larry McFeely: "Why have a nude cruise if you're like just put some pants on, don't put a towel down cuz your butthole might leave a dot." [36:16]
• Brett: "Clothing required in the reservation of the seas." [32:56]

Insights:

• The discussion highlights societal perceptions of nude cruises, balancing humor with genuine concerns about hygiene.
• Personal anecdotes and exaggerated scenarios serve to entertain while also shedding light on the logistical challenges of such themed cruises.

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Conclusion

This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" masterfully blends serious discussions with humor, tackling sensitive topics like health crises and personal end-of-life wishes while also engaging in light-hearted banter about unconventional attractions like nude cruises. The hosts' ability to navigate these diverse subjects with both empathy and wit exemplifies the show's commitment to entertaining and connecting with its Arizona audience.

Notable Overall Quotes:

• Larry McFeely: "We're going to break some balls on this one until you beat it. We're right here with you to beat it down." [06:29]
• Larry McFeely: "Why have a nude cruise if you're like just put some pants on, don't put a towel down cuz your butthole might leave a dot." [36:16]

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Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Toledo]

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[Larry McFeely]

It's Larry McFeely. Just had my annual Mission Beach San Diego vacation. Full of sand, sun and yes, Toyota trucks. Mission beach lifeguards don't mess around. They roll with Toyota Tacomas, Tundras and four Runners as their official lifeguard vehicles. Why? Because they need serious capability, dependability and the power to protect the coast. And right now it's the national sales event at your Valley Toyota dealers. Which means it's the perfect time to grab a Toyota truck built for adventure. Whether you're hitting the beach or the Arizona Backroads, visit your Val Toyota dealer or valleytoyotadeealers.com Toyota Let's Go places still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com thank you very much. Miles to Nowhere Katie and the Hobbs getting us going on a Tuesday morning. Bray's got a short day today. You got your doctor's appointment at 8:3 0, right?

[Brett]

9:00'.

[Larry McFeely]

Clock. Oh, you gotta leave by it there. Okay, I gotcha. We'll keep it. We'll keep you in on schedule. I got a text message from Thomas well's son yesterday, Connor. And he's the famous boy who had to hug another boy in school. And his dad went into the classroom when he found out about it the next day, pulled his son out of public school and screamed out the greatest phrase of all time with a Scottish accent. You'll nay make my boy a homo. Because he made the teacher made two boys hug after they fought. Like, hug it out. You'll nay make my boy a Hummel. But Connor, text me yesterday and it was about you. And it basically said, where is it? God damn it. Too much. In my phone, Connor, it says, Brady really has cancer. I thought you were just joking the other day. Don't talk about it. Don't bring it up anymore. I can't take it. Conor's worried that we would manufacture this news and run with it. No, of course, Brady's. I just heard that Brady's got a cancer. Are you talking about it? Dodge the topic, mate.

[Brett]

There definitely has been a couple of. A few phone calls.

[Larry McFeely]

Sure. Good.

[Brett]

Is that real?

[Larry McFeely]

Why would we make that up? You know what we should do is drum up a fake cancer story. But whatever. That weird lady that shaved her head and went on the news and said her kids and her got some sort of a thing and, you know, it is what it is.

[Brett]

And it's kind of weird when you.

[Larry McFeely]

You go through it.

[Brett]

It's not like you call your friends or like, hey, guess what, I got cancer. I go, I just like, who do.

[Larry McFeely]

You pick and choose to call? Any of you? Have you had any neurotic Jews that are upset that you didn't call them?

[Brett]

No, but I, I did hear from one of my Jewish friends.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, Mark Curtis. Oh, Mark. He did?

[Brett]

Yeah, he called me yesterday. Did he know he heard from his sister in law.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, okay. Yeah. And was he.

[Brett]

And he's like, dude, just wanted to reach out to you and tell me about it.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett]

You know, what's going on.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know how that works. Like, I don't know how. Like.

[Brett]

And I go, I'm sorry, I didn't, you know, even though I, I talked to you more than I do Jill. A lot of times.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett]

But I, you know, it's not like you call your friend.

[Larry McFeely]

You don't want to run around. Yeah. I don't know where you draw that.

[Brett]

I think I started family with family.

[Larry McFeely]

Sure.

[Brett]

And a handful of friends. And I'm like, you know, then probably.

[Larry McFeely]

People you deal with every day or. That is immediate. Right. That would be like the hierarchy of tattling. Yeah.

[Brett]

And then as it went along when I'd run into them, like Whether it's at a concert or. Yeah. If it felt like. It's got to be the timings. Right.

[Larry McFeely]

Is it always on your mind to, like, this person doesn't know. Should I say something?

[Brett]

Not so much now.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett]

That'll feel like. Okay. It's out.

[Larry McFeely]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

Have you got anybody mad at you for not telling them?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Like, they got selfish.

[Brett]

No. Which was. And I'd understand because there's, you know, there's one good friend in Columbus. I'm like, sorry, I haven't. I should have told you earlier. But, you know, he heard from my sister.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay.

[Brett]

I'm like, you know what? I just. It's. It's weird. And you don't know how to bring it up in front of you. And. And there's a party. Like, I don't want to. I don't want that. I don't want to bring their day down. You gotta think that sometimes.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. That you're. You're a burden on somebody else. Like you're their cancer. And then they have that. Yeah. Because it's weird. It's weird to have people ask me, what's going on, Brady. I'm like, oh, he's gonna die in a week. And then I'm like, I'm just kidding. You buffer it. He'll be fine. We hope. We'll all be fine. We hope. But it is kind of a weird thing to start bringing up. And I've had a lot of people email. There's a lot of support, obviously, but in this room, support is basically. We were just talking about it off there. Support is basically like, all right, let's. Let's make cancer the joke, because it's not going to take over.

[John Holmberg]

Break some balls.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, we're going to break some balls on this one until you beat it. We're right here with you to beat it down. I think that's when you know you've got real friends, when they ridicule you at all turns and costs. Like, there's. There's nothing that makes you. Like, we're just going to attack you on everything. And look, cancer. We're not afraid of cancer. I think it's that. That kind of.

[John Holmberg]

Let's sit here and mourn over.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, that's.

[John Holmberg]

That's gonna make you feel worse.

[Larry McFeely]

A weakness to me, like, we got that. Like, you got this. We're good. And that's. That whole thing. Like, what's. That's not even going to infiltrate our day. We're just going to make fun of it until it goes away.

[Brett]

Yesterday, I was on the phone with a customer service. The airlines that I was flying, you know, fly. I was supposed to do the Oktoberfest thing in September. Not doing it.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, that's.

[John Holmberg]

That's done.

[Larry McFeely]

The big day. Five minute October Fest.

[Brett]

So basically, I was over calling them to cancel.

[Larry McFeely]

You can win Brady's ticket, by the way, if you. Ninth caller. Don't say ninth caller right now. 93-38-0393. And get tickets to October. Go ahead. Sorry.

[Brett]

And I told him I'm not going to make it. I have to have a, you know, surgery. I got to get a kidney removed. Oh, man, that's too bad. Okay, we'll take care of that. And like, do you want to rebook it? I go, you know what?

[Larry McFeely]

Did you hear me?

[Brett]

I said, no, because I might be dead after next week. Oh, man, you got a dark sense of humor, don't you?

[Larry McFeely]

I'm not kidding.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not laughing.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. And the way you're saying that sounded.

[Brett]

Just like Tim Meadows.

[Larry McFeely]

Who?

[Brett]

I said this?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, the ladies, man. I didn't know Spirit Airlines flew to Germany. That's interesting that they would have such a.

[Brett]

That's why I had such a good deal.

[Larry McFeely]

Our buddy Jim just said Brady told me at the Diamondbacks game that KUPD hosted, you know, he was having fun, and you ruined that. Guess what? Enjoy that cookie.

[Brett]

It could be funny because he's like, high five.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Yeah. Jim loves that stuff. Yeah. Dark sense of humor gets through a lot of stuff. And there's certain people who like it and certain people who don't. There's nothing you can do about that. But it is a weird thing. It's like. Yeah, I. I wouldn't know who to tell. I don't think I'd tell anybody, to be honest with you. I'm one of those guys. I would tell you guys. Obviously. I don't know. I wouldn't go out of my way calling family or for a while.

[Brett]

I mean, you know, I knew about it a few weeks before I even reached out to my mom. Or, you know, I just don't.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, it's.

[Brett]

And I was like, do I go my sister first? Because, you know, all your mother does, being the mom worries even more.

[Larry McFeely]

And then you put pressure on her. Six years old, billion year old lady.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think I'd tell my dad. If you had it, you know what?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, he wouldn't be able.

[Brett]

He's gonna find out. Maybe not.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett]

I mean, but I knew my mom would Find out through.

[Larry McFeely]

Eventually, my mom went through it. She had breast cancer. And my sister was the opposite of me, where everything was. The end.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

And I told her, you know, she had stage two and something like that. I'm like, this is the best bad news you can get.

[Brett]

Yeah, like, you've got early enough.

[Larry McFeely]

Early detection curable. There's a. It's gonna suck, but when you're done, they got it. So if you're gonna get crappy news, this is the best crappy news you can get. And so I was kind of not necessarily positive because I wasn't. I'm like, it's gonna suck, but you're gonna be all right. Like, that's the good thing.

[Brett]

And then on Saturday, you know, Shelly Boggs high fives and welcome to the club.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, Shelly just got. She. Jesus. I mean, from last November.

[Brett]

I don't feel anywhere close. I mean, like, what she went through.

[Larry McFeely]

From last November, going through now.

[Brett]

Chemo and stuff like that, man.

[Larry McFeely]

That's Shelly's inspiration. Like, literally from November when she found out to now everything's fine. And she went through like hell from up till, like, March and then even beyond. And look at her. Like last week that plastered at the Rooster doing schooling things. She was grading papers or something. I don't know.

[Brett]

And the only. I felt bad because the only thing I could donate was back hair because she has that hair.

[Larry McFeely]

She's got a lot of hair. She gives to, like, kids who have. Yeah, you can't do that. And there are kids who lose their back hair from cancer over at the bch. And you should probably think about some little Italian girl over there after chemo has to lose all her back hair. That's true. You could help out. I. I can't do a thing about it. I'm slick as an eel. But either way, yeah, it's just a weird thing. So Brady's got to leave a little bit about that. People are. Some people are very uncomfortable with, like, when you joke about that kind of stuff. But to me, that's the way it has to be. This guy says, I work at Brady's doctor. His appointment is at 11:30. So I know he's leaving early. The grand opening of the new restaurant nearby called Eight Brothers. It's one brother better than the one he likes. Hey, brothers.

[John Holmberg]

I said, Dr. Tong is waiting for him today.

[Larry McFeely]

Dr. Mike Pye, Mark Pie. Some guy emailed yesterday and said, is Mark Pie spelled M A R, K P I or mark 3.14 because he's Asian. Probably went to the math at the end. Just great. Yeah, it does. It says Kyle's right. It sounds like you're calling to tell people you're gay. It's like you have to sit and go, oof. How are they going to take this? Yeah, you got to out yourself. And where do we draw that line? Is it only because you're going to get better? Yeah, most likely. Like the, you know, it's a high percentage. Yeah, there's a high percentage. They're going to take care of this.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Again, it's going to suck.

[Brett]

It's correctable.

[Larry McFeely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Larry McFeely]

So are warts. I was thinking about this the other day. But you'd never call your friends and tell them. Your diagnosis.

[Brett]

Especially depends on what kind of warts you're talking about.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, genital. Come on. Your finger. Yeah, come on. Why would I do like a planter's warts?

[Brett]

That is.

[Larry McFeely]

Isn't it weird?

[Brett]

That is not how maybe. I don't even know.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, we don't tell people about things that aren't life threatening.

[Brett]

Contact people.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Or you do have to make a few calls.

[Brett]

A couple phone calls.

[Larry McFeely]

If you're a decent person.

[Brett]

Yes.

[Larry McFeely]

Some people don't. But like, if you get diagnosed with some sort of weird std, you don't call your mom. Go, that's pretty bad. I got a gonorrhea. I mean, it's in my ass. It's everywhere. Yeah, especially. But we do. With cancer or with like something like that. And I know. Look, I'm not against this idea. I just wonder why that one. When the prognosis is like, I'm gonna be okay, Mom.

[Brett]

Everything's good. The penile implant went fine.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. I had a diagnosis. I split it. I had Peyronie's disease. I'm just gone to let you know my health stuff. You asked how I was. Here we go.

[Brett]

You do, you know, you think about it. I've heard that a couple of times.

[Larry McFeely]

Peyronie's disease.

[Brett]

Not Peyronie's, but someone's. I'm going in for surgery.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And that's it.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't. I didn't. I had all these surgeries. I didn't call people and tell them. That's what's happening.

[Brett]

Like women. I'm going, yeah, they liked.

[John Holmberg]

And then they come out with new cans.

[Larry McFeely]

Great.

[Brett]

Like, then you figure that out.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm having a procedure.

[Brett]

Procedure.

[Larry McFeely]

And my dad, he didn't know. I didn't call him and go, yeah, I gotta get a hip fixed. And I just. Just happened. That'll happen to you. I gotta get my replaced. If he asked, I told him otherwise I was gonna be okay.

[John Holmberg]

Why are you bothering me with this?

[Larry McFeely]

What are you doing? Go to the hospital, you idiot. Call me when you're awake. If you wake up, call. And he.

[Brett]

What would a therapist say?

[Larry McFeely]

What do you mean?

[Brett]

Like, if you're going through that. Do you say you need to share this?

[Larry McFeely]

You call if you need support, you call the people that will support you. Yeah, right. My dad called the other day because that wife of his had her shoulder replaced. And he calls me, goes, hey, didn't you have your shoulders replaced? Yeah. Any advice? I'm like, yeah, just get ahead of the pain. Okay. He was basically just asking, but he was. He wasn't 100% sure exactly what I had done. He knows I had stuff done when he saw. And he's also a guy who's, like, tough on the outside and scared to death on the inside because he came out to see us. After my shoulder surgery, I was probably five months, six, maybe it was even longer now, like six or seven months. So I was back up and I was working out again, and I. And he goes, I was so afraid when I came over here. I'm like, why? I thought that you'd answer the door and you'd just be a mess. You did? Like, yeah, I didn't know what I did. He thought I had my arm cut off. And it was like, no, I'm good.

[Brett]

Double slings.

[Larry McFeely]

You look healthy. You're, like, in good shape. I'm like, yeah, it's. What do you think happened to me? I don't know. I just heard that, and I thought maybe that you would.

[Brett]

You think about it.

[Larry McFeely]

You thought I was going to.

[Brett]

Wild how everything from hip replacements to the advances that have happened past 20 years.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, it's well beyond that. I mean, the only thing you have to really worry about is the doctor screws up and kills you in surgery. Right? Yeah. You had surgery and you didn't say anything. What am I supposed to do? I don't want attention for it. I'll get it later. I get that enough. I get enough of that.

[John Holmberg]

You do yelp your doctor to find out. You know, it's like you just go.

[Brett]

Even be, you know, just being put under.

[Larry McFeely]

I've been to the dentist before for the anesthesiology to make sure if you can do it.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

What happens if you, like, do so poorly on your ekg? They move it?

[Brett]

I don't know. Yeah, they would have to push back.

[Larry McFeely]

Move the surgery and get you in better shape for a surgery. Don't dick around with this one. Oh, this guy said, and this is why we love the KUPD audience. This doesn't happen everywhere else. Will be playing sad music and like, oh, it's, you know, Brady's gonna. And if you don't make it That'll suck. But, you know, we're gonna have some fun along the way. But this is why the audience is awesome. Says, I'm glad Brady's leaving early today. That way we can get to the really good cancer jokes. Let's play joke Dick Brady with cancer jokes only. Like, okay, if you guys have some good cancer jokes, maybe we'll pop that off later today. Either way, he knows it's all from love. So anybody that's like, they're just cold. It's like, no, this is the warmest we can get is that we're trying to make his life feel normal rather than. The last thing you want is sadness all around you while you're dealing with this. People like, oh, it's so bad. It's so bad. It is bad. But. Oh, well, yeah.

[Brett]

Do you want super sadness or would you rather hear stuff like, got dibs on your wife? Hey, who's taking your spot when you go?

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, we're definitely gonna. Ronnie. Like, at the funeral. That's happening. And she's gonna.

[John Holmberg]

You're welcome.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah, you're welcome. You're welcome, Ronnie. Finally, she gets pleasure from a dude of strong kidneys. Imagine our four kidneys coming at her. Literally. She's not going to know what hit her. And finally, sex with a man who doesn't cry afterwards. She's going to be. So.

[Brett]

She'll miss.

[Larry McFeely]

That is going to miss the tears. Let me get you a towel. I didn't. Oh, yeah. For all the tears you leaked all over my chest.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Not in front of the aquarium. Oh, this is different.

[Larry McFeely]

I didn't have to dress as a mermaid anymore. He likes the human form.

[Brett]

You don't use a sheet.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. You don't cover my face with a pillow. I don't have to turn around. Eye contact.

[Brett]

Yep.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah. She's gonna get a lot after. Maybe even during the surgery. Who knows? She's up for it. We'll handle it. We'll take care of you.

[Brett]

She showed me her plans afterwards if things go south.

[Larry McFeely]

Blueprints.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Nice.

[Brett]

Like, here's what I'm doing first.

[Larry McFeely]

We can make sure that lady's all right. Don't you worry about her. She gonna be all right. Speaking of death, did you see the dude that bought years ago? He purchased. He found it where Marilyn Monroe was buried. And she's in a. One of them. Was that a mausoleum where you go into the wall? Is that what that's called? I think that's right. She goes into one of those things. So they shove in A wall.

[Brett]

What's the one where she's standalone? I thought that was.

[John Holmberg]

No, mausoleum's like the little building.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

In the wall. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

And it's a big room. Bury it in a. No, it's not. That sounds. But anyway, so they had. It's not crips or crypts. They shoved her in a wall. And the dude saw that the top one hasn't been purchased yet. And this was years ago. So he told his wife, I'm going to get the one over Marilyn Monroe. And when I get buried, when I die, turn me over face down. And so he just died a little bit ago. And they're like, all right. And they did it. His wife had to request it after the funeral. I need you to turn him over. It's like, why? I just need him face down in the bed. He wants to look at Marilyn.

[John Holmberg]

That's an awesome wife.

[Larry McFeely]

That is an awesome. Yeah. Woman.

[John Holmberg]

She's a keeper.

[Larry McFeely]

She's like, look, first off, this creep.

[Brett]

Years ago.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. I think it is a crypt, but I don't know what the word of the.

[John Holmberg]

Like, it says a crypt.

[Larry McFeely]

Actually, the room is called something, too.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it says a structure designed for burial within a wall is typically called a crypt or funerary recess, often found in larger structures like a mausoleum.

[Larry McFeely]

It's a mausoleum, though. It's a whole thing.

[John Holmberg]

Not his little room.

[Larry McFeely]

Not that nice compartment.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Gigantic mausoleums. Because I went in there the weekend Elizabeth Taylor died. I used to. I used to go around Forest Lawn and Burbank and Glendale. It's beautiful. It's one of the most beautiful spaces I've ever been. It just happens to be littered with bones. But they have a big building, and that's where Elizabeth Taylor was. Ronald Reagan got married there. It's got a lot of history. It's got a ton of art they stole from the Nazis. And it's pretty cool. It's a neat spot. And a lot of Revolutionary War art. You got to go there. It's incredible. The museums in these. In this funeral. And it's acreage in the middle of Los Angeles and Glendale, California, and Burbank. It's like, it's. It's the most brilliant looking place I've ever been. And I love. I used to love wandering around there. And you'd find celebrities, dead celebrities. But I went in there. Elizabeth Taylor, and they. Down the way. Michael Jackson's in there, too. And they had flowers as far as you could. You weren't allowed to go past her because you mess with their graves.

[Brett]

Did he have a separate mausoleum?

[Larry McFeely]

He had. That is weird because they'll have, like, that way.

[Brett]

I can't seem just taking the little.

[Larry McFeely]

Square inside of this thing. There's some people just took this, like, George Burns is there.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

With Gracie Allen. And they're together. That's right there. And then, like, there's little, like, cut ins. And that's just specifically for one guy. And it's usually pretty, like, heavy fame. I didn't get to go down to the Michael Jackson when that was blocked off. Like, you're not allowed to because people just constantly go down there and mess with being buried over top of Marilyn Monroe's rotting corpse. And the guy wanted to be face down the whole time, just in case the afterlife is like, you're paired up. Like in elementary school, you get the buddy and whoever you're sitting next to is your buddy. He's like, I'm gonna buy the one above Marilyn Monroe. I'm not an idiot. And he did it. And he spent extra because that's high end real estate. And buried himself. And his wife's like, yeah. Wanted to be buried face down. And the guys in the thing are like, we can't. We're not doing that. He's like, it's in his. Go to Trajan. Get it in your trust and your will. It's in there. And they're like, all right, what difference does it make? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, for the guys putting them in there, it's like, just put them in there upside down.

[Larry McFeely]

Cool. Thing was kind of.

[Brett]

It's kind of funny.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, it's great.

[John Holmberg]

Awesome.

[Larry McFeely]

They bought these in 1950. Not him, but Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio when she was married to Jolt and Joe.

[Brett]

That's who I thought she originally was.

[Larry McFeely]

Jolt and Joe, after they got divorced, sold it his. She kept hers. And dude started to read about it. Like, who's she buried with? No one Occupancy. Like, there's a vacancy just above her. So it's. It. She's at the Village Memorial Park. Like, it's just. I think that's in Hollywood. I don't remember. Maybe, like, I don't know. I don't know where it is. Like Bel Airs. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I keep an eye on where Dua's gonna be buried.

[Larry McFeely]

That's what I was thinking. Like, if she has a barbiturate overdose and I'm still around. Oh, man, we're going face down. I called. I'm calling Kent immediately at trades. I'm like, hey, I got A thing I got to do, I'll do a leap of died and I need to be buried on top of her. If you don't mind. We've never had this request. Shocker, Kent. Let's just write it down and kind.

[Brett]

Of change it up. Drop the cremation thing.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. His last wish was to make sure that she was told again. The wife. Turn my ass over so I can be lying on top of Maryland for all of eternity, you creepy weirdo. And here it is. She's just in the wall. An old dick poncher is right on.

[Brett]

Top of Norma Jean.

[Larry McFeely]

Glorious Marilyn Monroe. It doesn't say Norma Jean on there. You'd think it would, but it doesn't. It says Marilyn Monroe.

[Brett]

That's awesome.

[Larry McFeely]

Right above that dick poncher.

[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[John Holmberg]

But that's a great wife though.

[Larry McFeely]

It really is, man. All wives should be as cool as that.

[Brett]

For her to pass away.

[Larry McFeely]

Now who does she get buried over? Like, who does she want to get? Well, that could be. Maybe she just. She lived like 40 more years.

[Brett]

It's a long time.

[Larry McFeely]

Maybe. You know what, I wonder if people.

[Brett]

How old was he when he died?

[Larry McFeely]

It was 1986 and I think it said he was. Let's see.

[Brett]

Had to be the same.

[Larry McFeely]

The old pauncher. He's got a great name too. Dick Poncher. Well, now I can't find it. Where is it? There it is. Dick Poncher was born in 1905. So he's 81.

[Brett]

Yeah, she's. She's been long gone.

[Larry McFeely]

She's. Hopefully. Unless the poncher was a poncher players, it's pretty solid. Yeah. I wonder who they like. Celebrity crush Burials. That's a pretty good idea. Your wife is pretty cool.

[John Holmberg]

Brady.

[Larry McFeely]

This. This emails are coming in. Ralph says I had a buddy that had colon cancer and we would tell him we didn't want him sitting on our motorcycles or couch cushions cuz he might infect us. First thing he said is, I appreciate you guys treating me right and not different than anyone else with the whole dying thing. Hang in there, Brady. A bigger question, Ralph. Did your friend live?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Does Brady just go to the front of the line at restaurants now and just walks up to the register and go, got cancer. I'll have the number three in a grilled cheese. Just take everything on the menu and it's free today. Big question here. Would Toledo tell his dad if he had cancer? It's a great question. Does baba bastard call his father.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, here he comes.

[Brett]

No. And let him know I'm saying no.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. You wouldn't. Why call him?

[Brett]

Why?

[Larry McFeely]

I'll call him and tell him. You absolutely. Son of a. Absolutely. That ignored child that you gave up on, he's got the cancer now.

[Toledo]

I would tell. I would tell. Like his sister, the. The aunt that I've met. The two aunts.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, you would. So you would.

[Brett]

You'd want the news, you'd want it.

[Larry McFeely]

To trickle over kinda candidly.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

If he called you, would you like accept that call, or is that just too much to take at once? You got the cancer now you got dad popping up again. Or does it add some sort of closure to your horrendous situation? Either way, doesn't matter.

[Toledo]

Doesn't move the meter.

[Larry McFeely]

0.

[Toledo]

Doesn't move the meter.

[Larry McFeely]

You think? Yeah, Wouldn't it all.

[Toledo]

No, no, not. Not really.

[Larry McFeely]

Kidding.

[Toledo]

No, that I. I actually ended up getting more, I think, out of meeting his sister Carol, my aunt, than it. Than anything. She gave me a lot of history about. About his dad, about their grandfather, my great grandfather.

[Larry McFeely]

Interesting.

[Toledo]

So she gave me the stuff that I think I was looking for from him, and then she told me about their health history. So.

[Larry McFeely]

Interesting.

[Toledo]

You know, I got more out of him in and probably in a better way than I would have gotten from him because apparently he's just denied the whole thing to this day.

[Larry McFeely]

Still ex's just not dealing with.

[Toledo]

Doesn't want to talk about it. Doesn't want to bring.

[Larry McFeely]

Call him and tell him he got cancer. Anyway, let's have Brady call him and say he's got cancer and pretend you're rich.

[Toledo]

Tell him I need a kidney.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Oh, let's see if you can get Toledo's dad's kidney in the ultimate revenge.

[Brett]

Need your help, bro.

[Larry McFeely]

Hey, bro, I need your help.

[Toledo]

Or my two half brothers that call.

[Larry McFeely]

In, hey, I need your kidney. And then we put it in Brady. Yeah. All right. Solved.

[Toledo]

Brady's in.

[Larry McFeely]

Solved.

[Brett]

All right. We're not gonna be picky.

[Larry McFeely]

That's pretty awesome.

[Brett]

I like that you've changed.

[Toledo]

Normally you'd be. You'd take a pause on that.

[Larry McFeely]

I like that too.

[Brett]

That's a win win.

[Toledo]

It's a total win win.

[Larry McFeely]

Ronnie just text over and said, hey, I just found where Barry Wood has been and I'd like to be upside down. Yes. No, she wants to be underneath him with her face, like up under his ass. I don't know what. She's very specific direction. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah. Having those kind of things is always strange. Just. And speaking of sitting on things. Oh, I didn't even know this was a deal. First things first. If you're on a cruise this summer. Hey, have fun.

[Brett]

Already did it.

[Larry McFeely]

You were on a cruise? Evidently some of these cruises are themed. You know, like there's a nudist cruise that goes up. Brady's nodding yes. Like, he's like, I looked into this.

[Brett]

We Talked about it about two months ago. They were doing these.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, they have nudist cruises. Yeah. I need to know. I'm probably never gonna go on a cruise again, but I need to know if I am on a cruise. Was the last one a nudist cruise? And has all the furniture been replaced? Because that's a lot of butthole dots on the. On the chairs at the bar.

[Brett]

And the pool is definitely not using those. I. I wouldn't think. Well that the material. Lounge chairs, it's all plastic.

[Larry McFeely]

What about.

[Brett]

What about like you can spray it off.

[Larry McFeely]

Which is what I've been saying about grandma and grandpa. Why there's so much plastic.

[Toledo]

But like the 80s hair band cruises with all the.

[Larry McFeely]

Look, there's going to be dirty sex. But I'm talking about in the general areas. In the. Yeah. In the dining area. Is there a butthole sitting on the bank of the.

[Brett]

Even the edges of the pool?

[Larry McFeely]

Well, the pool is evidently like that has to be burned. But like is there like at the dining area or the cafeteria? Is there a dude with.

[Brett]

Yeah, are you going in there?

[Larry McFeely]

He's got a drip stick in his butthole pushing down onto the fabric. And the next time I'm on a cruise to Alaska, I gotta sit in the same thing.

[Toledo]

I think ours had like a.

[Brett]

Cruise.

[Larry McFeely]

There's an ad for nude cruises that has the 6, 7 nicest butts on women I've ever seen. Castaways travel.

[Toledo]

One of our former MILF winners, I think went on.

[Larry McFeely]

She went to Hedonism.

[Toledo]

Well, no, she did that, but I'm talking now. Different one actually not. Tenney went on a nude cruise.

[Brett]

Yeah. We can get on one in November.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't want to go on a nude cruise.

[Brett]

The Bliss nude cruise.

[Larry McFeely]

Worse still, I don't want to go on a cruise. After the nude cruise on the safe Royal Caribbean's.

[Toledo]

Are they on Carnival? Brett, Is that what that says?

[John Holmberg]

There's no hellcats there.

[Larry McFeely]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what they're.

[Larry McFeely]

It's true. But yeah, yeah. They need to tell you. The Royal Caribbean Sea of the. The buttholes. I don't want to be on that one.

[Toledo]

It is.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. It's got to be Butthole of the sea.

[Brett]

Clothing required in the reservation of the seas.

[Larry McFeely]

Let's say again. Shut up, Ranch. He was talking. I can't hear three people. What'd you say?

[Brett]

It's got to be clothing required in the dining areas.

[Larry McFeely]

You would hope so. Yeah, but why?

[Toledo]

I thought the whole purpose was to be nude.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Cleanliness.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. But it's already nude. Where's the cleanliness? You would assume cleanliness is part of it all the time. But these naked people wander around and want snacks.

[Brett]

I don't think they'd have a. Well, if you could stand around and stuff, that's one thing. But I think they want to protect the.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't. I think when you're naked on a nude cruise, you're nude.

[Brett]

Cushions.

[Larry McFeely]

No, I don't think so. I think nude cruises are. It's a trust factor that all the buttholes are manicured. Because if you're gonna have a nude cruise, what's the point of. Not here? Not here, not here, only here. That's just. That's the same thing as having a regular cruise with a nude section.

[Toledo]

And what happens when they get to port?

[Larry McFeely]

Well, they do have rules. Like, all right, we got everybody clothe up. We're getting close to people.

[Toledo]

It's another country.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, well, beyond that. It's just. They don't expect it. Right. And they're not accepting of it. It.

[John Holmberg]

That one's sold out.

[Larry McFeely]

The Bliss cruise is sold out. What's it run to get naked with a.

[John Holmberg]

It's sold out. I got to find. I got to find one.

[Larry McFeely]

That's if you can promise me the advertisement is true. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Try one later. 2026. Here, we'll go to.

[Toledo]

And is it age restricted?

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah, It's a Mediterranean.

[John Holmberg]

Next year.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, of course, adults only. I don't know what you're going to lose. Nobody over the age of.

[John Holmberg]

Were you thinking they won't give you any prices?

[Larry McFeely]

You're saying there's a limit.

[Brett]

Like, if you're 80, you can't go.

[Toledo]

Yeah, nobody.

[Larry McFeely]

Adults only is like the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. This is why you got cancer. Stuff like that. You're being punished.

[Brett]

He's asking.

[Larry McFeely]

No, he wasn't. I understood your question. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Thank you.

[Brett]

Please.

[Larry McFeely]

It wasn't. Do they allow kids? Epstein.

[Brett]

I didn't ask.

[Larry McFeely]

Epstein of the Seas.

[Toledo]

You went there?

[Larry McFeely]

No. You went there. We all knew. Well, of course. We all assumed that. That went without saying. When he said, is it age restricted? I thought high end. You went down to, like. Are there 8th graders? I'm not playing your game.

[Brett]

I could answer that. There's no age restriction on the high end.

[Larry McFeely]

Norwegian has 180 plus.

[Brett]

You're seeing you. Yeah, if you.

[Larry McFeely]

No, no, no. I think I'll just take your money. I think he's right.

[Toledo]

I think if they were.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't like your first reaction at all.

[Toledo]

They need to limit it.

[Larry McFeely]

Your first response was horrifying. Is this a news story about Isn't that interesting?

[Byron]

Have you ever wanted to bear it all? Here is your ch nudist tourism company is offering a once in a lifetime experience.

[Larry McFeely]

So I like the closed captioning said bear B E a r. Bear yourselves.

[Byron]

It is called the big nude boat.

[Larry McFeely]

No it's not.

[Byron]

It's an 11 day cruise. 11 days.

[Larry McFeely]

We'll take passengers, quote. All right, here's what they're promising to do.

[Byron]

Take you back to bear a dice.

[Larry McFeely]

They keep spelling bear with a.

[Byron]

Destinations on the trip include the Bahamas and Puerto Rico. Guests will need to be clothed while in the ship's dining room rooms. Also be asked to sit on a.

[Larry McFeely]

Towel because of buttholes. Good thing.

[John Holmberg]

I mean that is rust butt.

[Larry McFeely]

Such an admission that so many people have rust butt that they're like put a towel down if you're gonna put your butthole on that. Why have a nude cruise if you're like just put some pants on, don't put a towel down cuz your butthole might leave a dot.

[Toledo]

2300 passengers sold out.

[Brett]

Nuts to butts.

[Larry McFeely]

Discharge to share.

[Brett]

February 3rd.

[Larry McFeely]

It'd be cold. Yeah, February 3rd in the Caribbean's the same as anywhere. They're fine. It's winter there is awesome. That's the nude cruise. Yeah, it's a lot of white people. Thank God for that pot in the middle.

[Toledo]

That's what I don't want to see.

[Larry McFeely]

Because the black guy that gets on there's gonna make all the whites put their pants on.

[Brett]

There's Bo Derek.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Suddenly everybody on it is a model.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but then you get this on your cruise.

[Larry McFeely]

Helen Mirren and a man looks like Helen. M into there's some naked craps. No, I don't want. No, there's naked crap all over the place.

[John Holmberg]

We're here with Byron from MMP Guns. Byron. Why should someone choose to go to M and P Guns?

[Byron]

The choice is simple, Brett. MMP Guns is your one stop shop for all your shooting needs. We offer Arizona's largest selection handguns, rifles, shotguns, new and pre owned. We also have a large selection of ammunition, accessories and even training. In fact, right now all pre owned firearms are 20% off. All new firearms are 10 off. We have ammo, ink, 9mm hollow points for only $12.99 a box and much more.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it sounds like M and P Guns is committed to providing the customers with the best possible service and selection.

[Byron]

That's a Fact, you can visit us at the store at northeast corner of 12th Street Indian School or online at M&P guns.com All right, HMS Podcast, time.

[Larry McFeely]

Again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. Eastside and sent me at the Improv Catch the always hilarious Carlos Mencia. Funny Marco will be performing his sets downtown at Stand Up Live and at the Desert Ridge Improv. You've got the one and only Annie.

[John Holmberg]

Letterman entertaining you all week.

[Larry McFeely]

For the complete lineups and for Tickets.

[John Holmberg]

Go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com if.

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[Larry McFeely]

The gambling. I would go the first day would be funny and then like by day 9 of 11 days of these naked ugly people. Ugh. Yuck.

[Toledo]

That's too much small talk. Like just making too many buttholes.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't care. I'd rather small talk than butthole. Ugh. All right, well, that's out there and I think it look, have your nude cruise, but that needs to be. I need to see videotape that we used this ship last time as a naked cruise. I want fumigation. I want video of that. I want furniture replacement remodeled it afterwards. All the commonaries.

[John Holmberg]

There you go. There you go.

[Larry McFeely]

There's me. I'm on it. Look at that guy. It's a bald dude sitting there playing cards. I don't see any towels on those chairs.

[John Holmberg]

Nope. Well, neither is there.

[Larry McFeely]

Does he have a towel down?

[John Holmberg]

She don't. Well, she's got a bottom hand.

[Brett]

It looks like Biden does have a.

[Larry McFeely]

Little Biden nest, though. He'd wander around naked, stuck it butthole sticking to things. Oh, good Lord. My friend just found out his dad does nudist stuff. It's hilarious. We didn't expect it. And he's got, like, pictures, but how long.

[Toledo]

How far back is he?

[Larry McFeely]

I think a lot longer than he's been saying. It just kind of recently came out, which is awesome.

[Toledo]

Running around when you couldn't come to my game in sixth grade.

[Larry McFeely]

It's because you were naked with old people. Anyway, go on your nude cruise. Have fun, but always remember that the person who sat there before, you know there's. What, how many? 2,300 people. Yeah, genital warts, anal warts, fissures, hemorrhoids.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, nobody on this cruise you want to see.

[Toledo]

No, there was 4,100 people on our boat.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, but imagine all the butthole dots and all the diseases and stuff. There comes.

[John Holmberg]

Grandma.

[Larry McFeely]

They're all old as.

[Toledo]

And there was cloth seats in the dining room.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, you can't. That towel's not stopping that. And you know why? They're naked a lot. They're not afraid of periods anymore. They're all 60. Oh, come on. Nobody walking around with a string. You see a girl in a nudist thing with a string. Oh, I've thrown up my pizza.

[John Holmberg]

Is the staff naked right at the dining table?

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, this dude's right there with us. He's just wearing pants at the buffet. That fuzzy Italian prick is digging through the Mac and cheese, and he's doing the Brady. He's doing the Brady. Hands on hips, poolside. Brady does that at buffets, too. Hands go on hips like there's high consideration. Like he's. Like he's about to launch nukes.

[John Holmberg]

Then Rico Blaze is going to show up.

[Larry McFeely]

There's the dude who's going to wreck the party, the brother that gets on the boat. I don't like it when Lamont's by the pool. It makes me feel like a child. Anyway, I don't care about the nude cruise. I want the boat burned out. That should be. Every cruise's like the final. That's when the boat gets retired. You have the maiden voyage and then the final. The final destination. And it's just, we burn this boat to the ground after we scrap it and sell it to Turkey or something. Anyway, don't put your butthole on things. That's just a general rule. And again, it goes back to my theory about why your grandparents back in the 60s and 70s had plastic on the furniture when you weren't home. God knows what was going on with their buttholes. Nude room, their weird grandma and grand grandpa discharge. Great band name. Oh, I can't stop leaking. Here, Shirley, Bill, get on the plastic. If we're gonna do this, I can't have butthole marks on the fabric papal. Ed and Baboo giving each other the goods on a putting butthole dots on your furniture. And then you go over there for Thanksgiving and sit right in the butthole dot. And then they'd look at each other side eye and give a winner. Brady's sitting in the juice. Did someone spill wine on this chair? Yeah, that's pretty red wine. Yeah. Yeah, it's almost tomato based. All right, just move on. Sit somewhere else.

[Toledo]

Dexter says somewhere Kailyn is just shivering because she thinks Brady's gonna go on a cruise and invite her soon.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, what you don't know is that back when Brady took that girl across state lines to San Diego with Curb, is that his intention was to steal her kidney. We all knew at the time that Brady had a thing. He was gonna stuff her in a tub full of ice. Kirby, find a friend that looks healthy and let's take her. Let's take her to the beach.

[Brett]

Hey, man.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I'll get a good friend. Kaylie, go with us. Take her kidney, man.

[Toledo]

What if Kirby says Dexter?

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, that would be awesome. That's a good idea. Kirby does all the organ harvesting for Brady.

[Toledo]

He just stands by blind.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I don't know what's going on there.

[Brett]

Good kid.

[Larry McFeely]

She's a.

[Brett]

She's a believer.

[Larry McFeely]

She loves you. Let's get right to the Wake Up Song. What do you got, Bert?

[John Holmberg]

Wake Up Song brought to you by Action Ride Shop, of course. And we were talking about the heat the other day. And you know, we talked about it on our new commercials as well. It's.

[Larry McFeely]

That's.

[John Holmberg]

That's the time to get out there at night. And Action Ride Shop's gonna get you out there at night. They got all the lights ready for you to get you out on the trail safely. Plus all the helmets, pads, all the gear you're gonna need. And if you need a new bike, well, that's the best place to go. Full line of the brand new pivots, of course. Santa Cruz, Rocky Mountain, you name it, they got it.

[Larry McFeely]

Or they'll get it.

[John Holmberg]

It is action ride shop. Two locations. Power and McDowell. And of course the OG I saw.

[Larry McFeely]

On the news last night, they were showing that Scottsdale they've been doing. All these people aren't listening and they're Going out on the mountains and falling down and stuff and getting rescued. Some lady was five miles in on a south mountain trail, and they have these bikes now. They have e bikes, and the firefighters get to ride E bikes. And it's cutting like an hour off of going to walk in there with that pack. But I saw what they have to wear, and I wear a sweatshirt when I mountain biking this because I like it. It feels good. It's not as hot, actually. It's better. These guys are in full firefighter gear with a backpack of stuff on, and they ride. The E bikes are awesome. And they're blazing out. Well, they're governor. You got to be careful. You don't want to. They're 22 miles taking them off.

[Brett]

And.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, no, street ones are 27. And then mountains are 22. And then you can. You can undo it, but you don't want to go flying through this at all. But it speeds up up on hills, and it was a heavy thing. And these dudes were like, I think they're kind of having fun. I think they're kind of now rooting for you to tumble and fall into the. Yeah, I think they're having a good time. I think it's a great day to hike. I think the firefighters underneath, like Josh.

[John Holmberg]

And Brian up there doing jumps and stuff.

[Larry McFeely]

And I think I can clear that. I'm gonna. I'll be right there.

[John Holmberg]

Hold on.

[Larry McFeely]

She just has a broken ankle. She'll be fine. Pour some water on her. But yeah, the.

[Brett]

I don't know how the Gilbert motorcycle hops are out every day.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Mid afternoon.

[Larry McFeely]

The motorcycle cops and all their gear. It's crazy. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I got those cooling vests and stuff, too. I don't know if they're wearing them, but.

[Larry McFeely]

And Gilbert should be happy because they just kind of banned kids from riding around on those. Those. They're not e bikes, but there's those motorcycles essentially. There's new. New style mopeds that. They're just electric bikes.

[Brett]

And the goons are going to be excited. I told you this morning.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, yeah. You got a big pit bull regional park.

[John Holmberg]

Genuine yin yang twins. I saw that. Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

I love that. Gilbert still tries to be a destination for. Nobody wants to go to Gilbert. You're in Gilbert. Nobody's traveling to it. But they're gonna make it. Fireball. They have Fireball out there. Right on time. Pitbull's hot as a pistol. You pick one. I don't care. What we got?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Let's see. We got Oingo Boingo. Dead Man's party for Brady. Okay, I will survive.

[Larry McFeely]

That's good For Brady Beck.

[John Holmberg]

Loser for the Mirror Lady. Computer Love from Zap for Larry.

[Larry McFeely]

Good stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Velvet Revolver, Ghost, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Typo.

[Larry McFeely]

Negative Metallica got a text from. And this is her name, not mine. Sherry the Jew at Phoenix Arena. That's her. You know, she introduced herself, she likes to Sherry the Jack. And she texted me last night. She goes, what the hell happened to Ghost? Because they played last night.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

And I'm like, last couple albums were a little bit Scooby Dooish. They're. They're more of a gimmick now than they are a cool rock band. I loved Ghost up until two albums ago. And I'm like, oh, I don't know what you guys are up to, but after Rats, I was. Rats was amazing. And then, yeah, they got a few of them and they're like, this is the future. And then now they're. It's weird. And she goes, I like, her total sales at the bar last night were like 300 bucks at the Dosaki's Beer Garden. She goes, what happened? She goes, no, Ghost fans drink. And I'm like, I don't know what Ghost fans are into on a Monday night at the arena, but evidently they're not. They're not there to party. Ghost is a. It's almost getting close to what Thriller took me to that ADU show.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you're right. I kind of thought about that.

[Larry McFeely]

Almost nerd rock. Now, I love Ghost up to a point, and once it hits that point, it goes off the rails to me. But say, I don't know. I don't know what the deal is, but yeah, Ghost was. And evidently, I mean, they put on.

[John Holmberg]

A great show, but anyone do Mommy Dust? Then since we didn't like yesterday, we'll.

[Larry McFeely]

Do Mummy dust for the Nude Cruise.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, God, I think my videos are bad. Those pictures were.

[Brett]

They don't sell it.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Larry McFeely]

This one says, I would love to hear from my son if he had cancer so I can die doing what I love. Ignoring my dying son. Signed Toledo's dad. Mummy Dust is solid. All that old lady discharge and glop. They can't control their bowels and they're sitting on a towel, and that's the only thing protecting you from the fabric of that chair. Next time you sit down. No, thanks. All the drippings when they walk around the track. Oh, Nude Cruise Laundry room is just.

[Brett]

Steam and hot water and bleach.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Oh, they don't have enough bleach that that whole thing needs to go fire. And that. That tick powder that they throw on dogs at the pound.

[John Holmberg]

Be on the SX Clorox.

[Brett]

They disguise it by putting in different colors, like rainbow. Like you're out at the Coachella.

[Larry McFeely]

You can't even mop. Oh, the whole thing's got to go.

[John Holmberg]

Batman went to ghost, so it was entertaining. A lot of people dressed up. Lots of girl slutty nuns walking around with their cans out.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Which is fun. But it's nerd rock now. It's almost cosplay. Like the gimmick became the fans too. And it's not as he said.

[John Holmberg]

It was almost like a comic con type crowd.

[Larry McFeely]

That's kind of what I'm seeing. Hey. Anyway. Well, they're still awesome. When they're awesome.

[John Holmberg]

This is awesome.

[Larry McFeely]

This is a great song. This is exactly 10 years old. This is a good album too. So a little post concert sucking rock for you and your grandparents squirting all over that cruise. It's mummy dust. It's 98K UPD, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98K U P T.