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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
08-13-25 - Rock Wars - Song That Says So Long To Brady's Old Diet After His Kidney Surgery
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John Holmberg
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I can't believe this. David Vasquez, one of the most horrific human beings on the planet, who emails us on a regular basis, snuck through and gotten to be the 10th caller. And that's scary. Now again, the one rule in this contest is you need to be sober to participate with Pantera. Is he capable he said he is. That's one thing I got from him. All right. But I'll be there with the breathalyzer, so it doesn't matter. I mean, if he's not. Yeah, we're gonna breathalyze. We're gonna make sure that's legit thing. You're gonna. Yeah, because you're gonna. They want us to, like, turn your ass around. You're going to blow Brett. I mean. That's right. Yeah, blow into Brett. He'll tell you whether or not it was good enough. Look, you get a little toothy, you're not walking Pantera. Anyway, so congratulations, Vasquez. Man, oh, man. Jesus Christ. I get nervous about him every single time you start laughing and print out an email, I'm like, oh, God. What did Vasquez say? Getting emails again. Brady. Everyone loves Brady. Everyone's trying to help Brady, and he just won't help himself. Except for Doug Fairchild, who just emailed us his fifth piece of bacon this morning. Those days are over, my friend. Your bacon's gone. Says, have you guys all been tested for kidney comparability for Brady? At some point, he's going to need one. He's not taking care of this the right way. And I would like to donate Toledo's whether it's a match or not, hopefully, and that will help Brady sign Paula, the Toledo hater. Nice. I, however, would not want that. I don't want you to have Toledo's kidney in there. It's just. You're going through enough. You don't need to. You know, there's no way that that thing's going to bring life to you. It's the opposite. I'll end up starting like woodwork. No, you won't. He says his woodwork. He's never once seen any woodwork done. And, yeah, you just. You're just gonna end up being. It's gonna. It's the dull organ, and it gets a dull person putting a dull organ. You're just gonna. You'll be like, you know, at the end of Cuckoo's Nest when they lobotom. It's the closest thing to a lobotom, is having kidney from Toledo put inside you. Head to Thailand. Yeah. You want to start to travel to Thailand, take dialysis through that, Go to Thailand. No way. Viet Shackle be too spicy anyway. And now. Now Jimmy Bongiovi, the other enabler, along with you. I'll keep an eye on Brady tomorrow. Like, you guys aren't going to do any. Don't take him there. Why take him there? We have an arrangement with Tom. It's ridiculous. Yeah, you know, that's another thing. Bacon is out. Your future with bacon. Don't you curse at him like that. I'm just saying. Have you thought about that? Oh, yeah. And he didn't think about the. You haven't thought about that for a second. I think about how good it's gonna taste. Yeah. I just keep talking. Keep talking. Every time you do that, a tear runs down your daughter's face. That daddy doesn't care about it at all. Hey, man, how come you're not. How come you're not trying, man? Back off. I already got a wife, Kirby. Either way. Yeah, bacon's out. That's got to be a punch. The bacon thing is. Cuz you can't just take a nibble of bacon. That's crack. Telling you, just a little bacon is like taking a crackhead to show them where they filmed the Wire. Just a bad idea. Yeah, it's out. I didn't think of that one. Yeesh. All right with that? Yeah. You're okay with no more bacon for the rest of your life? No. No, you can't. You're not one of those guys that can just nibble on bacon. That's not a good thing. Oh, I can nibble them. No, you can't. Yeah, for hours and hours and hours, but just like, take a bite and put it down and never have any more. That's out. I got this, bro. No, you don't. You don't. You really don't. You've got. You've got it for sure as a diagnosis. Will you help me with this a little bit, Brett? I'm keeping an eye on him. I'm doing my part. I don't see you doing anything. Yeah, I'm doing everything. You should be there. What, knocking food out of his mouth? Yes. All right. People care, that's all. Kong would love to see you there. Who won last week? You did, right? All right, go ahead. What do you got with the sousaphone? Oh, that's right, with trivia. Forgot about that. You souse the phone. All right, what is your. Do you have a topic yet? Chair. Why not? All right, go ahead. Let's do Brady's farewell song to his prior diet. Yeah, that's right. I got this. I know you do. And we're banning any song called Bring it on or Give Me More or I'm Fat or Eat it or Doctors are Wrong or. Oh, man, Winston said my. I'm kind of with Brady on this one. My dad passed away when I was 10. And I'm. I'm like my youngest. He'll be in 10 in two months. And if the doctor said no more steak or bacon, my son's gonna lose his dad at 10 as well. Winston, you're fine. I'm not worried about the dying part. I'm worried about you dragging ass around here, sick all the time. Go ahead and die, but don't suffer. You bring on your own suffering, and then it leads to heart problems. I get a stroke, half a kidney. I gotta come over. And Ronnie's out on that, and I don't blame her. And the next thing you know, I'm there with a drool towel. We got time. We don't. No, no, no, we don't. Look, your heart is like. Your heart just took a sigh. Don't say your heart's okay either. I saw your blood pressure yesterday. That's with pills. Somebody's got to be as. I liked how he changed it because it was one point difference. No, it's better than 140 over 85. Wait, sorry. 140 over 84. Oh, stage two hypertension on pills. That's good. You don't know what you're talking about. Okay. He text. Is that bragging? Yeah. Oh, yeah. 140 over 85. Excuse me. 84 boys just dipped another point. Smooth sailing. No, it isn't. And dipped another rib into sauce, too. Smooth sailing said everybody on the SS Arizona. All right, Brett's the The song for Brady's former diet is the goodbye to what he used to consider normal. Yes. Or the hello to keeping it alive. It's 9:23. If you got any suggestions. Homework@98kupd.com you can text 97936. We'll find out what Rock War selections we have next. Hey, it's Larry McFeely here with my friend Wayne from AMCO. Let's talk about back to school TLC for your car. Larry, the last thing anyone needs right now is to start the school year with car troubles. Yeah, makes sense. What should people do? Head to your closest Amco. We specialize in back to school auto repairs for the busy school season. Plus we have a back to school discount for students and teachers. Yeah, but do you need to make an appointment? Not at all. Just pop into your nearest SAM code or book online. Now that's convenient. Google Amco for your nearest location. 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No credit needed and top dollar paid. With the entire process just taking several minutes. Mo money pawn.com. the topic is Brady having to have some tough love. Say goodbye to bacon. Say goodbye to salt. Say goodbye to proteins. Even though what he heard was his doctor saying, look, your kidneys are bad anyway. Have at it, son. Which no doctor would ever say. So we have to be the monitors. Even though Brett's a terrible person, I'm monitoring it. That's why I'm going tomorrow. So is Jimmy Bon Jovi. I know you're both dicks. Listen, you got two Italians taking down for lunch. You know, you know that always ends. We take you to lunch in the middle of the week. Huh? Planning out with Tang, Whatever you will say Jimmy Chong. Jimmy, you need to use my freezer. Go ahead. Might need to use your restaurant for a little bit time. Yeah. I had a guy who said, I work for a guy. I'm not gonna say, but it starts with an M and ends in Arcianos. He said it in the back. There's always a dude with slick greased hair smoking who works here. Never does. Anything goes. Does Brett know him? I'm like, he's working. From what I understand, he's got something going on. He's a back door expert. He's a backdoor man. He's a union delegate. That's right. That's right. They're so important to the back of restaurants. Yeah, yeah. All right. Who would you like to go first? Brady was. It's his topic. He was right on it right away. So let's see where this goes. He's. He's indignant he's put up a. He's put up a force field thinking that he's going to. We just. Our tough love is love first, Brady. But go ahead. Appreciate that. Lie to yourself. It's really simple. The song that I picked. I bet. Go ahead. Toledo. You've been ripped. Never gonna give you up. Being let down. The bacon industry would be let down. It's like when my friend Kevin Manion died. I'm pretty sure Coors Light saw it in the stocks. Like, I'm pretty sure, like what happened in the West. We're not selling any CO is light. That's right. Okay. In moderation. No. Oh, is that what he said? Must be that what he said. Now. Earlier this morning, he said that. He said everything was just fine. Suddenly it's in moderation. Which means. She said you can't have it. Oh, it doesn't. It's so dumb. It's just stupidity. Moderation is not zero. Moderation for you is cutting. Way. Never gonna give you up to a normal person. And a doctor's pattern would be. Look, you know, you need to eat in moderation. You think moderation is cutting back what you eat? What moderation is, is cutting back what a normal person does to almost nothing. You can have some. I mean, very little. Yeah, you got that right. Not giving it up. That's right. It's a cocaine addict. You gotta quit. Full. You can't have any. No, I have a little bit. Alcoholics. We worked with this guy before. I'm fine. I got no problems. Anyway, Me next. Yeah, go ahead. I don't know if you're gonna be able to beat that one. Look, it's so sad. I had so many options. Boys to men came to mind. It's so hard to say goodbye. But at a certain point, it's like we can say all we want and try to help our little friend who we care about deeply. And he can keep spitting in our faces. So you know what? To you, I give you this. It's the final countdown. Goodbye, Brady. Let's just start the farewell tour. Not wheeling you anywhere. When the inevitable stroke and heart explosion comes from you not listening, your body's going to be under an incredible amount of stress. I'll get the hover round. Okay. Yeah. I hope you can hover from six feet under a hell out of heavy dirt. Because that's where you're gonna be. We haven't played Europe for a while. The final countdown. In moderation. Idiot. Go ahead, Brett. It's a sad day. Yeah. That Brady's got to give up the bacon and gotta go. Just, you know, the salt and everything else and. Good man. The four boys from Philly, home of the cheesesteak. I actually said it the best. Yep. Boys to men. It's so hard to say goodbye to. Yesterday we were on the same page. Tong may be singing this to Britney tomorrow, too. Like an angel make me ride. I want if when Brady dies in November, I want Tong to sing this. I miss you, Brady, for being a claw. We be crawls now. Crows are. How come you're doing it to me, Brady? He's gonna be crying over the casket. Why you doing it to a brandy? I have wife and kid from Michigan. Anyway. Pouring out the soy sauce. That's right. He's tipping one. You're not allowed to have any of that either. Not even the green one, which is just low sodium. He's gonna tell you. Yeah, I was just gonna say he's gonna call that one that's less than the red. So it's fine. Well, can we get a doctor who's like, no idiot. Like, your body's under an incredible amount of stress. We have to treat it incredibly right to keep all the other organs happy. Your kidneys redlining. Man. That one's going to be working over time. A little soy sauce. Can't. Can't kill a man, can it? Yes. Sealed. Sam Kinison. Can't have salt. Can't have sugar. Get in the box anyway. All right, you want to vote holmerg@98kupd.com you can text 97936 and that still works the same way. Brady wars, right? Yep. So if you want to vote for Brady, Brady Wars, John Wars, Brett Wars 1T. Or you can call us 585-9800 for a final call. Will it be so hard to say goodbye by boys to men? That's Brett. Will it be my final countdown? And won't be. Brady's never gonna give you up a salute to bacon. Even though he's dropping dead in front of us in his shaky's pizza. Yeah, exactly. Talking about a big 180 here. We're turning an oil tanker around on a dime. Yeah. And we got to turn the Titanic from the iceberg. You know, and we seen how that ended. Yeah, that's it. All right. It's a. It's a herculean effort. We'll see who wins next. John Gordon, you're responsible for this as well. Just in case. Find out who wins Rock wars after this. 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And of course Brady, who's got the most gain and lose here, chose never gonna give you up. As he stared through the window at bacon. I was also gonna pick somebody suggested it was very funny hello by Lionel Richie. But you have to remember the video. Instead of a little blind girl, it's just a cake inside. Hello. He'd be putting his hands all over the cake. Yeah, he's just making a Brady face out of cake. He's blind. Honey baked ham. Yeah, he's turned. He's hand sculpting a honey baked ham into himself and then he can eat it or into a kidney and he's trying to replace it. I don't swallow it. It might just find its way. Anyway, the votes are in and emails are everywhere. Paula is really campaigning heavily for Toledo to. She's got a good thought. Scott Haynes actually had a good thought. We take Toledo's kidney out and we put it inside you and maybe no and then maybe Brady will get satisfaction from just watching people eat. You can start cucking the thing he loves the most. Food cup. Yeah. This one says of course my vote goes to your song, John. If you haven't done this yet, make Britney's or Britney Brady's kidney a square. We'll call it Britney the kidney. We'll have a voice for that. Sure. Well, the good one and the bad one. I vote for you, John. God damn it, Brady. Cutting sodium doesn't mean slicing it into smaller pieces. It means it's gone. The surgeon's fixing your kidney, not giving you a new life cheat code. Try dropping the Salt make serious changes for we've had RSVP your funeral buffet. It's a good point, but Tong does serve a nice buffet so it's kind of a mixed bag there. Says I missed the announcement and just hear pieces now. What type of cancer is Brady have? Is the prognosis good? Well, it would be going to Utah Friday for my brother in law who just died of it. So I hope Brady does better than him. His nickname was Bacon Boy. What a God. What all great choices boys, but for the first time ever, I'm going with the Italian Wap Stallion. You nailed it. Nailing this million dollar bacon from the restaurant. With every bite I take, I'm thinking about you, Brady. Considering this might be his last one. Let's just give Brady the win this week. That's true. Maybe we do that is it next week. The next week will be got next week. Next week and then that's it. Probably Brady's gonna ching Chavez people. Must be nice to be able to eat that double meat BLT jerk. This one says, what are you eating there? There's a toss up between you and Brett, but I'm voting for the Ginzo. Brady's arrogance is astounding. It's a good thing that he has his affairs in orders. Thank you, Trajan Wealth. That's true. He's living up to the endorsements. Craig. I don't know, Craig. Saying something I've never read before. I've never liked Brady that much, but since it's close to the end, I now realize I will miss him. He gets my vote for the first time ever because it's probably also the last time I'm going to vote for him. So go out like Johnny Sack. Smoking when he had lung cancer. Brady, Never give up. That was a moment in Breaking Bad as well where Walter lights up a cigar and Hank goes, walt, what are you doing? I've got stage four lung cancer. You think it's gonna get worse than. All right, have at it. This one says, I vote for you, Holmberg. Awesome work. This one says you do you, Brady. To be real, you've already done decades of irreversible damage to that body. So at this point, just pig out, grab the swine and eat as much bacon as you can muster until you're comatose. It's a better way to live. There is that attitude, Brady. There's a line and Never Gonna Give youe Up that says Never gonna say goodbye. But I got news for you. You keep this up, you're gonna be saying goodbye a Lot sooner than you think because this indignant dumbass will simply not give up on malnutrition. Your song works perfectly, John. The final countdown. Goodbye, Brady. I love you. I just wish you to listen to us. Dibs on Ronnie. Yeah, there's a lot of that. A lot of got over there on your side there. Toledo fresh here. Oh, yeah, by the way, Brady. Brady's got the emails 10 to 6 over me and 5 over Brett. And he's crushing it on 10. All right. He's got that. Well, you know, people are feeling. It's an emotional vote right now. John Gordon, one through five. I'm assuming one through five. Number four. Number four is John Gordon. Come on over here, Johnny. You get to choose all this for naught. John Gordon, make your choice, my friend. How are you feeling, by the way? I'm feeling good. That chair fits. You think you do all right in there. I think you are about the same height, not the same type of. Put on about 220 and you're gonna make it. You're gonna. Yeah, it'll be like you're never gone. Same color goatee. I could chub up a bit. You could chub up a little. We could. We could thicken you up a little. But you can't. You talked where the mic was supposed to be. What'd he say? I can write him a program. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna follow that. Be able to read it, but you know he'll write it for you. Well, nobody picked the best keyboard song intro separate ways. What is that? Oh, cuz it's got to go. You got to go this separate way. It's got to go this way. But the best keyboard intro goes to the final countdown. Okay, that's it. That's not the topic. I don't know what he's talking about keyboard intros for, but okay. And I won, so it doesn't matter. Final countdown is great. I see what you're saying, John. It's a beautiful thing and never going to give you up to the middle. Hopefully we don't get Rick. Appreciate that vote. Yeah, it's good. My last rock horse. Second to last. Second to last. Vote for you next week. I hope this plan in the. In the thing, the surgery, I'll request it. You're going to hear the doctor say he's more bacon and salt than man. Doctor. Doctors wear double gloves so you don't get high cholesterol cutting into Brady. And by the way, when you cut Brady, don't. Don't be surprised if a load of Filipinos stand outside the door because they're used to that smell getting cut open. Here's the problem. Wasn't a tumor. It was a piece of bacon. It's just a giant softball wad. It's the final countdown for our little friend Brady. Better change or else die for other reasons. Brett, I'm gonna have you handle it. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98. Yes, Mr. Gecko, you're a huge inspiration to us all. But who was your museum? Oh, my dear old Nan. She imparted many wise words to me. She would say, never let the fame get to your head. Always remember who you are, and let people get more than just savings. With Geico's fast and friendly claim support. I lived up to her advice, and now anyone can file a claim anywhere and anytime. I miss her so much. Did she go somewhere? Extended quilting trip. Get more than just savings. Get more with Geico.