08-15-25 - BR - FRI - It's Kool Aid Day And Relaxation Day - Woman Rips Man's Scrotum Off His Body - Sci News On AI Curing Gonorrhea And Did Trip Have It In The 70s - Pilot May Have Found Amelia Earhardt

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – August 15, 2025 Episode Summary

Episode Overview

The Friday, August 15, 2025 edition of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness is a raucous, irreverent blend of current events, bizarre news, science tidbits, listener interactions, and off-the-wall humor. The crew—John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo—bounce from celebrating National Kool Aid Day and Relaxation Day to debating the origins of everyday language, dissecting baffling medical stories, riffing on disturbing science news, and reacting (in horror and amusement) to the week’s most outrageous internet videos. Classic morning show banter, dark jokes, and inside gags punctuate a very adult, NSFW episode.

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Main Topics & Key Discussions

1. Kool Aid Day & National Relaxation Day (05:54–06:47)

• The hosts riff on the absurdity of these conflicting holidays happening at once:
  • John: "You can't load up on Kool Aid and relax. You're gonna be bouncing off the walls with Kool Aid sugar. It’s the opposite of each other."
  • They joke about the impracticality and possible dangers of combining the two.

2. Listener Email & Female Audience (03:26–04:07)

• A heartfelt email from a long-time female listener spurs a discussion about their fanbase and interactions with fans.
  • Reader’s quote: “I wish I discovered the show before then. I truly love all of you—even Toledo!” (03:24)
  • The show jokes about being intimidating in person, particularly Brady’s “Irish Goodbye” at events.

3. Brady Report: Odd Facts & Language Trivia (06:47–11:01)

• Dog: Origin of the word and how “hound” was the more common term historically.
• Aviation Movie: The team is incredulous about a 1921 in-flight movie called “Howdy Chicago.”
• Abbey Road Album: Beatles trivia—originally planning to name it “Everest.”

4. Medical Oddities: Knife in the Chest (13:47–15:11)

• Bizarre report of a man in Tanzania with an 8-inch knife blade unknowingly embedded in his chest for 8 years.
  • Brady: “There’s an 8-inch knife blade in your chest cavity. It’d been there for eight years.” (14:01)
  • Disgusted reactions to pictures of his oozing wound, “flowing like custard.” (14:53)

5. Kool Aid & Jonestown (15:28–16:59)

• A listener texts in recalling the only relaxing Kool Aid experience: Jonestown.
  • John: "That's true. They did relax some folks there. That's an excellent point." (15:38)
  • Crew debates whether they used real Kool Aid (they didn’t), and riff on flavor preferences and racial/cultural Kool Aid stereotypes.

6. Woman Tears Man’s Scrotum Off (17:09–18:32)

• Shocking story from England where a woman, upset at her husband, ripped his scrotum off.
  • John: "How many twists does it take to get it off? 3. 1, 2, 3." (17:40)
  • Philosophical musings on how much twisting it would take and the 'rules' for self-defense in such cases.

7. Science News Segment (19:14–23:11)

• Toothpaste from Human Hair: Discussion of a new product using proteins from hair or wool.
  • Brady: “Toothpaste made out of human hair... It coats your teeth to mimic your natural enamel and protects them better.” (22:11)
• AI Backlash & Gonorrhea Cure: OpenAI drama and news of an AI-designed antibiotic for drug-resistant gonorrhea.
  • Brady: “AI designed a new Antibiotic that can kill drug resistant gonorrhea.” (23:17)
  • Jokes about coworkers living through the 70s and likely catching gonorrhea.

8. Amelia Earhart Mystery Addressed (33:17–35:43)

• A British pilot claims to have found the location of Amelia Earhart’s plane.
  • John: “She wrecked. So my dream is that we do put her on the 20 and replace Andrew Jackson… and then we find the plane and realize that Savages ate her, and that’s who’s on our 20.” (35:00)
  • Debates on whether Earhart deserves hero status.

9. Odd News: Behavioral and Social Stories (30:00–33:00)

• Train Horn Revenge: LA man torments neighbors with train horn to protest police inaction.
  • Brady: “I want justice served. I do sincerely apologize to my neighbors… but, I mean, it would go off multiple times a day.” (30:45)
• Restaurant Assault: Man hurls plate and sics dog for not being allowed to feed his dog at restaurant table.

10. Music Anhedonia (27:53–28:37)

• Study reveals about 10% of people get no pleasure from music.
  • Brady: “They get no pleasure from it. They’re like asexual with music.” (28:03)

11. Friday Video Reactions (41:21–47:45)

• The show describes (with horror and humor) a succession of viral videos:
  • Strip Club Beer Bottle Squirting (41:25)
  • Grisly Construction Accident (42:36)
  • One-legged Prostitute Interaction (43:04)
  • Necrotic Maggot-Ridden Wound (44:02)
  • Gangbang/Extreme Sex Acts (44:40)
  • Boiling Steel Rod Torture (46:06)
  • Urethra Torture with Screwdriver (47:43)
• John: “There's your Friday videos. The boiling hot steel rod in your butthole. Steve O's here and he's an angel compared to what we do.” (48:07)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "You can't load up on Kool Aid and relax... Here, take a sip of this Kool Aid and calm down. Nobody's ever said that." – John (06:09)
• “They did relax some folks there [Jonestown]. That’s an excellent point.” – John (15:38)
• “How many twists does it take to get it off? 3. 1, 2, 3.” – John, on the scrotum-ripping story (17:40)
• “Toothpaste made out of human hair? Why?” – John, reacting to science news (22:14)
• “AI designed a new Antibiotic that can kill drug resistant gonorrhea.” – Brady (23:17)
• “She [Amelia Earhart] wrecked ... My dream is ... we find the plane and realize that Savage has ate her, and that’s who’s on our 20.” – John (35:00)
• “They're like asexual with music.” – Brady, about people with music anhedonia (28:03)
• “There's your Friday videos. The boiling hot steel rod in your butthole. Steve O's here and he's an angel compared to what we do.” – John (48:07)

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Highlighted Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|--------------| | Kool Aid Day & Relaxation Day Discussion | 05:54–06:47 | | Listener Email & Female Audience Discussion | 03:26–04:07 | | Word origins and odd trivia ("dog," first in-flight movie, Abbey Road) | 06:47–11:01 | | Bizarre Medical Story (8-inch knife in chest) | 13:47–15:11 | | Kool Aid & Jonestown/Funniest Text | 15:28–16:59 | | Scrotum-ripping story and reactions | 17:09–18:32 | | Science News (Toothpaste from hair, AI backlash, gonorrhea cure) | 19:14–23:11 | | Amelia Earhart discussion | 33:17–35:43 | | Train horn revenge/Noise complaint story | 30:00–30:59 | | Restaurant assault and other social oddities | 32:42–33:17 | | Music anhedonia study and reactions | 27:53–28:37 | | Friday “reaction videos” segment | 41:21–47:45 | | “Steve O’s an angel compared to what we do” (video reaction wrap-up) | 48:07 |

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Tone & Language

• Irreverent, brash, and unapologetically crude.
• Frequent use of dark humor, gross-out comedy, and on-the-nose commentary.
• Loosely structured but fast-paced, with frequent tangents and callbacks to in-jokes.
• Comfortably politically incorrect; recommended for mature listeners.

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Takeaway

This episode captures the core identity of HMS: a fearless, outrageous take on the absurdities of daily news, culture, and science—with dark jokes, over-the-top video reactions, genuine camaraderie, and moments of surprisingly insightful social commentary. If you missed listening, the summary above provides both the WTF moments and the spirit of the crew’s comedic chaos.

Transcript

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Maybe they're driving Ubers like there's balloons. We've never done that. We need to start doing that. We've been first place. For 25 years, we've never once had a balloon party. We need it. We need to have like a petting zoo. And game constitutes. Yeah, I guess we're. I guess we put up balloons when we're mediocre. Imagine what we should do. And it's. It's such a troll move. It's all designed to make one person upset. And it's gonna work. It's gonna make him cry. Oh, he's been play. Ah, just rude. It's rude. But hey, congratulations on whatever the hell you guys did.

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Let's go pop the balloons.

[C]

Well, you got balloons. Now you can't even go in. Like get like a straw. You gotta walk through balloon field.

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Huh?

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Oh, it's good to meet you.

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Fitz is going nuts because that one lady got nominated for that. I imagine he sees the balloon party celebrating something else. Oh boy. This is going to be a emotional catastrophe later today. It's a good thing we're not that way because this is going to get weird in here. We still have this. We should have balloons for this. Another lady says, john, I listen to the show this morning and I've been listening to you guys for seven years. And I wish I discovered the show way before then. I truly love all of you. Even Toledo. I think he's smart, Unlike Brett. Shouldn't think you're very smart and people don't give him enough credit. Toledo, that is.

[A]

She's a broad.

[C]

I actually don't get why people hate on him. I get all your guys's sense of humor. I just wanted you to know they have a lot more female listeners than you know. I listen to you more than my husband does. He says I'm obsessed with you. And maybe you're right. We all subtly fall in love with you guys. You're a brilliant impressionist. You crack me up a lot. Except when you speak about blowjobs and all the gay activities. Homophobe. Can't wait to meet you one day. I'd probably freeze like I did when I met Brady. I creeped on you at Feldman's event. Brady was supposed to take a picture with us, but he left in a hurry and said he'd come back. But he didn't. Brady Irish. Goodbye, you. Yeah, I'll be right back there, doll. Adios, sister.

[A]

Did he high five her or did you? Apparently there was no hug involved.

[C]

So. Eric, I think we're right. We said it earlier this morning. We didn't know it until that lady Vapor locked on her husband listening to The Brady impression and guys getting surgery on August 26th because they were listening to the show. And she started to laugh in the throes of passion and busted his wing. Ladies don't like us. Not because they don't want to. Creates too much of an emotional, you know, conundrum. Look it up, Brett. She thinks Brett's done. It's time for Brady to give you all the news, and he's been doing it for 24 solid years. Now, as our 24th anniversary is coming up, we're putting up balloons. We're going to have kids and children's choirs, maybe. Not that I get in trouble when those are around. We'll have all sorts of animals and prostitutes and slot machines and gaming tables and everything else as we celebrate another year on top here. 24. The balloon party is. That's throwing me off. It's time for Brady to give you the Brady Report. And sprouted to you by All Pro Shade. AllProchade.com that's where you go. You don't have to deal with trolls in your life. Deal with good people. All Pro shades, the one, they come out there, they give you that free estimate. They take a look at what you're thinking, and they're like, hey, I got an idea. And they'll throw out an even better plan. Or if the one you've got is good, they'll make it beautiful. The best in the business. The best shades have been doing this over 20 years. They'll drop the temperature over 20 degrees 1 degree for every year they've been open. And they'll drop that right in your backyard or front yard. Wherever you need shade, they'll provide it. You'll have a little space of your own. Makes your house a little more beautiful, a little more valuable, too. AllProChade.com Brady reported.

[D]

Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it.

[C]

Hi.

[D]

Happy National Relaxation Day.

[C]

That's right. It's a good day for that.

[D]

And Kool Aid Day.

[C]

That's right, too. Calm down.

[A]

I didn't say anything. I'm staying quiet over here.

[C]

Thirsty kids. It's Kool Aid Day and Relaxation Day. Yeah, you can't load up on koolaid and relax. You're gonna be all bouncing off the walls with Kool Aid sugar. That's a. You can't do that. It's not a double whammy. It's the opposite of each other. Relax. Have some Kool Aid. Nobody's ever said that. Here, take a sip of this Kool Aid and Calm down. When you're having a, you know, panic attack, Kool Aid's not the answer.

[D]

It's soothing.

[C]

No, it's not. And you're done with Kool Aid too, by the way. That's enough. You're not allowed to drink. You are not allowed to have Kool Aid ever again.

[D]

Couple of basis fun facts. No one is sure where the word dog came from. Dog only became the standard term within the past 500 years. Years or so, Right? During the Middle English period from 1100 to 1450, dog was often used as an insult directed at people.

[C]

Right.

[D]

Centuries ago, hound was the most common term for domestic canine. And we know that because the word came from the old English word.

[C]

Hund was German, wasn't it?

[D]

Hunt says old English word. H U n D. Yeah, but that.

[C]

Was German, I think, Jim. Germans still call him Hunt. Either way, you can't spell dog without a G and O and a D. There's a reason why. While we're at it, go get Manu. Manu got dropped off by a family. Can't afford Manu anymore. Six year old Bichon freeze poodle and the pur person that's perfect for this dog at Lost. Our home pet rescue this week is a widower, a single mom, a woman in her 60s who just needs a companion around the house. This dog's perfect for that. I can just see everybody's kind of matronly but still active mothers grabbing hold of Manu and giving Manu the proper home because they're. And you know what? Kind of a tip of the cap to the people like, we can't afford her. It sucks. Shelters are dealing with that in a big way right now. A lot of people are dropping. Humane Society is just chock full of dogs. Other shelters having that problem. A lot of financial issues for people. The first thing they're doing is like, we can't provide a life for this dog. So it's tough. But go get Manu. Awesome. Lost her home. They'll waive the fees.

[D]

The first in flight movie was called Howdy Chicago and it was shown on a plane in 1921.

[C]

Jesus Christmas. What? They had planes in 1921. That was right after World War I. I saw those planes. We didn't have jets. Big no. Who was watching? Where's the projector? Thing had to weigh more than the plane. Yeah.

[D]

I wonder.

[C]

I don't believe this at all.

[D]

Center screen.

[C]

It might have gotten shown while they drove it around on the Runway. They didn't fly with it. First in flight movie Was not. Howdy, Chicago. They didn't even have movies in 1921.

[D]

Yeah, they did, didn't they?

[C]

Not really.

[D]

Person just sit there and flick silent.

[C]

Maybe. Yeah.

[A]

Are you flying on that giant air.

[C]

That was a passenger plane. It's a biplane with like 12 seats and a propeller and a dream. Woof. 1921. And the word crisis is on the picture. Of course, that thing was destined to be a crisis. So that thing two years earlier fit two people. And now it's like, I think we can cram 12 or 13 folks on this thing. Make it a little bigger. Yeah.

[B]

Well, so here's the other. The other single engine airplanes of the time, like you said, they're all biplane.

[C]

People just sitting outside. That's my favorite part of planes in the 20s. Get on the wing. No safety measures. No. We have to wear seat belts all the time.

[B]

Now there's a big belly one.

[C]

Those guys just got outside walking around. You remember that was like an attraction back in the 20s. Wing walkers. Yeah. And that had to happen with some guy going, go out and walk on it. I dare you. I'm like, well, we're going 85 miles an hour. I can do that.

[D]

Well, the Great Waldo Pepper.

[C]

See a good wing walker Bray remembers from his childhood. The wing walker Waldo in Seattle.

[B]

I got what?

[C]

What in what movie?

[D]

The Great Waldo Pepper.

[C]

Jesus Christ.

[B]

Oh, that's you. Right.

[C]

A lot of times seeing dumb movies in Seattle.

[B]

I got to fly on the Red Baron biplane.

[C]

Not the real one. It was the pizza.

[B]

Well, not that one. Yeah, the pizza.

[C]

Brady's flown the Red Baron before, so to speak.

[D]

They used to deliver to my house.

[C]

They used to throw them from the plane. They just be chasing you, too. Yep. They toss them down there and Frisbee pizzas to Brady. You might have been on the plane when it happened.

[D]

When the Beatles were making Abbey Road. They originally planned on calling it Everest, but they didn't want to fly over Mount Everest to take a cover photo.

[C]

Just cross the street.

[D]

Let's just walk out on the street.

[C]

That is one place. And I'm not a destination guy that I kind of want to go. Because that is an iconic moment from my childhood. My mom got me Everest. Abby, Everest could suck it. Yeah. From his childhood. Everest. Yeah. My mom and I used to talk about climbing Everest all the time. I just want to be on top of the world and away from your father. Where is everybody? A sign with a letter off to Everest. Fu Dan. What the. No, but she. She got me into the Beatles. And so when I was like in third, second and third grade. I listened to Abby Road constantly. I was a addicted to that. So I have this weird kind of nostalgic vibe to that little crosswalk. I'm jealous of people that are on it and take pictures. I think it's just an awe. It's iconic. There aren't many of those. It's John Holberg here from the Morning sickness and it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of my home group and Doug Hopkins.com I tell you about the house down the street from me that has had a for sale sign in the yard for three months now. In fact, it's still the fourth different sign. They've got a new realtor all the time. I do know this though. They wouldn't be dealing with all this stress if they'd have just called TVs Doug Hopkins because he's more than a guy buying your house. He makes an offer for your house, cash. As is, you don't have to do anything. The deal is over. So all you got to do is start the process online@doug hopkins.com or sing Hopkins 1-800-channel.

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[C]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[D]

This 44 year old man from New Zealand rolled into the Maha Billy National Hospital in Tanzania because he had an ooze, a pussy ooze coming out from under his right nipple.

[C]

Cool.

[D]

They couldn't figure out what was going on, so they take a body X ray. Oh, I see what the problem is. There's an 8 inch knife blade in your chest cavity. It'd been there for eight years. He got into a fight eight years.

[C]

Ago, busted off the blade, a couple.

[D]

Of cuts, had no idea the blade busted off in his body.

[C]

Wow.

[D]

So they sewed him up over the.

[C]

Became a zit eight years later.

[D]

You basically. Here's the cavity, side cavity x ray.

[C]

Oh, the whole knife's in there. The handle too. Oh, I guess I see where the handle would attach to a blade. And that is how big is that? 7 inches.

[D]

8 inch they are same. And then there's a picture of the. The ooze that was coming out on it.

[E]

Christ.

[C]

It's tapioca. I expected a little dot.

[D]

Yeah, it was flowing like custard.

[C]

Ah. All right, where was this? In India?

[D]

I'm guessing Tanzania.

[C]

Tanzania. I don't know where that is, but it's got to be close to India. Where's Tanzania?

[D]

In Africa.

[C]

Is it in Africa? Oh yeah. Okay. Don't oh yeah me with that. I don't know. I remember I had to memorize all the states, countries of Africa. I got like a 38%. I didn't do any of that. And plus they've changed all the names since I memorized them. Anyway, it did me no good knowing it. Everything's different now.

[B]

We don't know where it is to jump back a little bit. Texter says, John, you do remember the one time that Kool Aid and relaxation went together.

[C]

This is going to be bad.

[B]

Jonestown.

[C]

Oh, that's true. They did relax some folks there. That is true. That's an excellent point. We should not ever combo these two things.

[D]

That is incorrect again.

[C]

They didn't use Kool Aid. Yes, they used to off brand.

[B]

Oh they did, they did.

[D]

The great value.

[B]

They used wireless.

[C]

Well, it was a lot of people. And Koolig's expensive. I don't know what it was him.

[A]

For enough money he could have spent.

[C]

For the good stuff. It was an awesome friend.

[B]

Was it Wylers?

[C]

No, no, that's a brand. It wasn't much of a brand either.

[D]

It was like a knockoff.

[C]

Yeah, it wasn't actually. It was like a juice light or something. It was like a weird. Yeah.

[B]

And then Another one says John. Which is more relaxing, grape or red?

[C]

Grape. Grape. Probably purple. Red's exciting. And red. Red reminds me of the Kool Aid man. So there's a lot of activity.

[D]

The blue is.

[C]

I don't drink the blue.

[B]

Who drinks blue?

[C]

Blue is the add on for people who are like, what else?

[B]

Blue raspberry. That's bad Smurf.

[C]

That's a white person's Kool Aid. There are two Kool Aids. There is grape and there is red. There's purple and there's red. Ask any black person if blue is there. You're at a white person's party and it's bad Kool Aid. They're trying to kill you. Gilbert Kool Aid. That's Gilbert Kool Aid. Only white people have like Arctic Freeze and toxic Nausea as flavors. And it's just blue.

[B]

The only other off brand I know of is Flavor Aid.

[C]

That's the one. That's it. Flavor. It was the one. That's the one that killed everybody in Jonestown. And Kool Aid got all the credit.

[D]

This is a little follow up from this lady that lives in England, Sharon Irvine. She got upset at her husband. Do a little review in January because he wouldn't have sex with her. She walked in and he was laying in bed basically masturbating. And she got upset, jumped on him, grabbed his scrotum, and twisted off the bag.

[C]

Whoa. He can't punch that. That. You can hit a woman at that point, Right?

[D]

How many times this spineless dude did not.

[C]

I'm the owl now. How many twists does it take to get it off? 3. 3. 1, 2, 3.

[D]

Luckily, he's fully recovered.

[C]

I don't want to know.

[D]

They were able to reattach everything.

[C]

She saved it. She held it like a change purse.

[D]

Yeah. Well, it.

[C]

Yeah, but all the. All the tubes and stuff, so it just slips off.

[D]

I think she tore the bag.

[C]

Right. The bag just. And then all your outsides are dangling or your insides are dangling outside.

[D]

So she was in court and they gave her a year probation. And then she has to do go through it. Comes off alcohol and drug rehab, you know, hard.

[C]

You have to pull.

[D]

She could do it so hard.

[C]

What was wrong with him?

[D]

She was upset.

[C]

Okay. What was wrong with. That's at least two twists. You're not getting a half twist on mine without taking one in the face.

[D]

Yeah, he had been.

[C]

You can't one twist and pull that off. It's not like dough.

[A]

That's drugs.

[C]

It must be. Yeah.

[D]

First. I am even. Yeah.

[C]

The.

[D]

The first grab.

[C]

There is going to be a dead woman in my room.

[D]

Five across.

[C]

Yep, five across. Damn right. There aren't enough across numbers. She has taken a beating.

[B]

Speaking of, did you tell John about your new jersey?

[C]

Oh, yeah, I did. Yeah. It was pretty fantastic. Jimmy Pancho, if he got him a 5 across jersey, it's pretty nice. Mine just said J Sinus. He got me a Steelers jersey. It said J sinus, which is nice, but my porn name, Johnny Sinus.

[D]

And now it's time for some science news.

[C]

Okay, Is it time for that?

[B]

Come on.

[C]

Seriously though, I need. I need a doctor to fire over and say it would take exactly three and a half twists for your balls to just pop right off. Hey, wise howl, but that woman is Gemini. It. I'm. You're getting away with that in court, right? You're not an abuser. There's no Jodi Arias, like, defense of that, your honor. She was twisting my balls off. Did she get him? Yeah. All right. Yeah, he. Whatever.

[D]

Well, but he forgave. He's like, I don't wanna, but the sheriff says, all right, you're not gonna press charges, but we're still gonna do something. Your probation for her. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, no. She's going to jail for the rest of her life. No, she's not. She's dead. There's no way she's seen. She's never gonna see the courtroom. Twist my balls off. That was.

[D]

That was the punishment.

[C]

Twist my balls. Maybe we're having fun. Twist them off. You're dying that day. That's the last day you are alive. I will hit you with my little testicles on strings just hanging in the wind. Just beat the tardy. Naked and gushing blood, screaming at the top of my lungs.

[B]

This isn't the exact answer, but according to Gemini, to puncture or breach human skin, a high pressure jet of at least 100 pounds per square inch would be required.

[C]

But she twisted them off.

[B]

She twisted like unscrewing a cap, trying to say, I hate her skin. Tears are more likely to occur in exposed, fragile skin areas. There you go.

[C]

That's not exposed or fragile. That stuff's thick.

[B]

It's fragile.

[C]

Your scrotum skin, I don't think it's fragile. Mine's not fragile, man.

[D]

I think it's.

[C]

No way. Not mine. It's like an elephant's elbow down there. That thing is strong.

[B]

Pliable, but I don't know if it's strong.

[C]

Mine's strong. It's the same stuff on your elbow. I know the weaness the weaness. Yeah. And if you've got a lot. Look at all that I can make. I can make another sack out of this. I can make a Brady sized sack out of my elbow skin. Look at that. Brady hardly pulls any. He's high and tight. Toledo's got a decent bag on him.

[D]

Brett, check your weaness.

[C]

Brett's got a small bag too. Look at that.

[A]

I'm happy about that.

[C]

Look at solid man.

[B]

What is going on there?

[C]

Because it's the same skin on your elbow that's on your testicle. That's my science. That's my Neil DeGrasse Tyson moment for you. But I've done a little research on this. The elbow skin is the exact. And it's. And it tells you what your. What the person's balls are like. If you can pull your wenis down like I can, what does that get? Three and a half inches. I got a big wienis.

[A]

You're hanging in the water.

[C]

That means I'm hanging in the water. And it's accurate. Brady's high and tight. He can barely pull any of his elbow skin. And Dr. Lynn already told me about his sack. He did.

[B]

According to Gemini, human skin has a tensile strength of about 18 MPa.

[C]

None of this makes sense.

[D]

It's light.

[C]

Yeah. No reason to read things you don't understand.

[D]

Professor Brady, with your science news.

[A]

How.

[D]

About toothpaste made out of human hair? What?

[C]

Why?

[D]

A study found it coats your teeth to mimic your natural enamel and protects them better. It could be hitting the stores within two years. But it sounds like the first batch. We may use wool for the final product. It has the same type of protein as hair.

[C]

I had read that it was your own hair.

[D]

They're saying human hair, but your own.

[C]

Hair was more important than just a human's hair.

[B]

Matches with your teeth.

[D]

Probably sounds like they're just going for it.

[C]

It's a sale.

[B]

Thriller is going to be given plasma. And hair.

[D]

The new version of Chat GPT is facing a ton of backlash. A lot of users think it's worse than the last version, not better.

[B]

John said that?

[C]

Yeah, we were talking about it.

[D]

That's right. We talked about OpenAI. Ended up re adding the old one as an option after people freaked out.

[C]

Yep. They lost their friends. Because it kind of deleted your history with your relationships with AI people.

[B]

Did you check on Larry? How was his history?

[C]

He's been down this week. I haven't asked. He hasn't had like a great week.

[D]

AI designed a new Antibiotic that can kill drug resistant gonorrhea. It can combat the super gonorrhea.

[C]

That's why K has balloons up. All of them are floating and loaded with gonorrhea over there. They're from the 70s, the whole lot of them, except the morning show. They're from the 90s. The 70s one that long, Paul, I think he's in the drawings of those cartoons they show kids of what illnesses look like. He's like an amoeba. All right, how are you doing? Like Jesus Christ, you are human gonorrhea. You're from the age. No, he's had it. There's no way that guy lived in a rock radio from. He's got to be 83 years old.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

There's no way that dude didn't hit the 70s with a Coke habit and loads of gonorrhea.

[A]

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[E]

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[A]

Wait, there's no backorders?

[E]

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[A]

Sounds simple. That's why I always go to MMP guns.com all right, HMS podcast time again.

[C]

To let you know where to go.

[A]

For some great comedy in the Valley this week. Lots of entertainment coming to town with Vinnie Guadagnino of Jersey Shore fame. Coming in Friday and Saturday to stand up live at the Desert Ridge Improv. Up north you have the Sklar Brothers, Thursday, Friday and Saturday and Eastside at the Tempe Improv, it's Steve O. Friday, Saturday and Sunday. For complete lineups and for tickets go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John.

[C]

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[B]

He's Johnny Fever. Like.

[C]

Trust me, the trip drip was a thing. Oh.

[B]

Listening to him in New York.

[C]

I guarantee New York city in the 70s. I'm on the air in the 70s in New York City. Yeah. Trip Reed. Ow. Ow. Ping. Hurts. Why? We'll ask him when he comes in. Not just have you had it how many times? Shut up. That's weird. Yeah. Tell me.

[B]

He's got one of those chickenpox scars. But it's all from.

[C]

From his. All the times he's been shot. Ow. Peeing.

[B]

That's why he's got his own bathroom.

[C]

I know who did this.

[A]

Are you still buying that he never went to Studio 54? No, that's. He lied.

[C]

He got an invite and was first in line. Oh yeah? Where does it go? Oh, he's fun. There's nothing he's fun. Studio 50. No, I couldn't possibly. Didn't ever fall on it. He was working in New York in the late 70s. 70s brings a margarita machine to. Yeah, he. To work. To work.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

There's no way gonorrhea and cocaine did not. And Long Paul probably gave it to him. Those two looked at each other. How do I know you? We don't want to talk about it. Mr. Reed, you're hired. You look really familiar. Did you work at WRR in New York in 1978?

[D]

Turn around.

[C]

I don't remember anything about 70s outside of the shots. A lot of shots. I remember a lot of needles.

[B]

A lot of matching scars.

[C]

Nice job on the ratings Long. Yeah. You know, I was celebrating gonorrhea day. KSLX is. I mean everybody listening has gonorrhea too. It's the 70s. That's fair.

[D]

Another study found around 10% of people get almost no pleasure from listening to music. It's called music Anhedonia.

[C]

They get no pleasure from it. They're like asexual with music.

[D]

And the study found it's because of how their brains are wired that part processes sound. Just can't talk to the reward centers to their brain.

[B]

That sucks.

[C]

Eh. What do they get pleasure out of though? Because movies have music birds. That's what I'm saying it would just be books because you can't. You can't get through anything without music. Even then they have like interludes. Some bring music into this.

[D]

I wonder if the healing bowls, the spiritual. Stop it.

[C]

Stop it. Stop trying to hype that crap.

[B]

Listener has sent in something and said, brady, I think I might have been following you yesterday. And if not.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

How about an idea?

[C]

It's a truck that says help. Need kidney donor. Oh, positive with a clock ticking. This dude's on his last legs driving around in a Dodge Ram. Nice brand new car too. Probably. Probably should have waited. Actually. No, it's not a bad idea to get a car on a loan.

[A]

Yeah, I'd have bought a Ferrari at that point.

[C]

Right now. What are you gonna do? You getting a loan is not a bad idea. How about we go for the 10 year? That's a great idea. It's more interest for us. Yep, exactly. You guys are the real winners here. Give me my McLaren. Yeah, you should think about that.

[D]

I'd love to see you rolling.

[C]

You just give it back if it's like. If the doctor's like, everything went great, I gotta give them a clearing back. Go get a long term loan, a.

[B]

Couple of payments out of it.

[C]

I'll get a long term loan right now. This is a great idea.

[D]

There's this dude in Los Angeles. He's been blasting train sounds from his house for months. We're not talking about the.

[C]

The band drops of Jupiter.

[D]

That's the actual installed train horn. Air compressed.

[B]

Like the guy that drives by here.

[D]

Every three miles away.

[B]

Yeah, three miles.

[D]

Neighbors have been calling the cops for months, but up until this week, they didn't seem to do anything. They finally came to talk to the guy, the local news got involved and they did a. They did talk to the homeowner. Guy's name's Gary. He admitted he's doing it intentionally because he has a personal beef with the police. He claims he's been harassed and threatened by a man for years and the police won't help him. It's his fault. It's the father of an ex and he claims the guy once got him fired from his job and he believes he could. His life could be in danger.

[C]

Oh, geez.

[D]

Gary said, I want justice served. I do sincerely apologize to my neighbors for the discomfort that caused you in your homes and stuff, but, I mean, it would go off multiple times a day.

[C]

Yeah, no, that would. That would drive you to suicide. Did you see the thing that the ICE agents raided that home depot in California, and that one dude ran off into the road and got hit by a car and died. And they're blaming Home Depot. What, like the family's going to sue Home Depot?

[B]

They're just looking for something.

[C]

And if I'm Home Depot, I'm like you. We've been letting you guys get away with this for years. We've never said a word. If you run into the road, that's your fault. Blame ICE if you want, but we didn't have anything to do with it. If Home Depot gets sued, they're going to be like, all right, you can't stand in our parking lot, then. And that's. I still don't get it. Why can't both things be true at once? I get it. You don't like the way the ICE agents are handling this. In certain degree, I don't either. But I also think that you've been running the risk. Like the way people used to have pot in their pockets. You always used to run around saying, oh, it should be legal. It should be, but it's not. So if you're the reason the dude ran into the road because he didn't want to go to jail, because he knew he didn't want to get deported, because he knew he's been. Whether it's skating by police.

[D]

How many times have we seen that car pull up and the door opens and people scatter? Whether it's a party, whether it's.

[C]

But they know Ari Shafir. Well, they know what? You've been getting away with it the whole time. You know that you're riding on the razor's edge. So, yeah, get running. But it's not Home Depot's fault.

[D]

That's your science news.

[C]

Home Depot's been awesome to the immigrant community for years and never turned a blind eye to the fact that there's a hive of them in every Home Depot parking lot in America and service.

[B]

They'Ve provided for contractors.

[C]

And again, even if ICE is chasing you, look both ways. He's running across the road. Is there one thing this guy won't cross legally? Find a crosswalk.

[D]

There's a dude in North Carolina, he's facing charges for assaulting a restaurant worker because they wouldn't let him feed his dog at the table. Gary Scholar was eating at the Longhorse Steakhouse in Wilmington last month, and he brought his dog along.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

It's not clear if his service dog. It wasn't, but the employee told him that feeding the dog at the table was a health code violation. He responded by Chucking a plate at the Goose.

[C]

Yeah, a bit of an overreaction. And then he sick the dog on him. It was a wolf. There's a support wolf.

[D]

And finally, boys, a British pilot by the name of Justin Myers believes he has found the exact location of where Amelia Earhart's plan.

[C]

We found her. It was at Postino's the whole time.

[D]

No, it was just 30ft from where she took off.

[C]

No, she just dumped it so bad they didn't even think to look there. We think she was in the air. Was anybody paying attention when the. We didn't think the broad was serious.

[A]

Well, no, it was a girl pilot.

[C]

Why would we pay attention? We haven't watched that. It's the 30s.

[D]

He says he's found fragments of the missing plane.

[C]

Hey.

[D]

And then. And has taken enlarged images by Google Earth.

[C]

Did he find it?

[D]

Larry wants to go search for the. Go to the exact spot and try.

[C]

Is it in the water or. He found it on an island or something.

[D]

It's in the Pacific Ocean, you know.

[C]

Oh, okay. So it's in the way. My whole dream is that someday. This is a weird fantasy, but it's mine and mine alone, so you can't have it. My fantasy for the Mila Earhart thing is that we do find it, and it's on North Sentinel Island. And the horrific things that happened, that they landed safely and then were eaten by the natives. I think that would be the ultimate.

[D]

She and her navigator.

[C]

No, the navigator got away and changed his. Well, he became one of the.

[D]

Fred Noonan.

[C]

Yeah, Fred Noonan was the. He becomes the tribal leader, and they all just. They slowly snack on Amelia for years, and then that movie has to come out later and just giggle the whole time, the whole audience, the whole time, that the Savages are just devouring Amelia Earhart because we have her in such high regard. And really, all she did was crash a plane somewhere. No, on earth.

[A]

Are we.

[C]

You're right, ladies. They want to put her on money. Your biggest hero wrecked. She wrecked badly. So badly on, like, can't find her or wrecked so. Well. If it was such an important flight, you'd think that, like, Apple Air tagged her or something. You know, they lost track of her, and then she went away. She crashed. So my dream is that we do put her on the 20 and replace Andrew Jackson, and we put her on the 20, and then. Then we find the plane and realize that Savage has ate her, and that's who's on our 20. We're like, damn it. We just printed all Those. She's still a hero. No, she's not. She wrecked on that and got eaten.

[B]

Give us a collector's item. Those twenties would be collectible.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, my God, it would be. And then we go right back to Andrew Jackson to exact. Like that didn't happen. It's like putting Bill Cosby on money in the 80s. Yeah, we gotta change that.

[D]

Got a couple of Birdie videos before we get to Friday's extravagance.

[C]

Oh, my God, that's Humpty Dumpty. How did you find.

[D]

No, it's not.

[C]

It's not real.

[D]

There's multiple pictures.

[C]

There's a weird two foot in a egg Easter egg suit of. And it kind of looks like me and Ving Rhames may have had a child. I'm not sure what that is. That's gotta be.

[D]

There's three pictures of him.

[C]

That's not a. And sit in front of Big Ben and Parliament.

[A]

Looping.

[D]

See?

[C]

They plopped it.

[D]

Now check out the.

[C]

That's it. Come on. Okay, that'.

[A]

Hey, Byron. I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns, Brett.

[C]

I sure do.

[E]

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[A]

Well, can you do this to my gun?

[E]

We can do it to nearly any firearm. Doesn't matter where you live. You can ship it to us or. We already have completed firearms in inventory D with no weight.

[A]

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[C]

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[A]

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[C]

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[C]

Action rideshop.com Hol's Morning Sickness. People who adopt that don't turn it into humpty dumpty on vacation photos. That is AI 100%. You've got to learn whatever real look you. You can't go out this way. Our last memories of you can't be getting fooled by AI like this. That is nobody. That's a white family with a exotic. I don't even know what disease it has. Hairless egg, baby. And they dressed it in turquoise and pink like an egg and put it on bridge side.

[B]

I think he might be in his 50s.

[C]

He's got the word.

[D]

Come on.

[C]

He looks a little like darrell owens. Pale. Torello. He's in the hall of fame. But those white, empathetic, loving people did not adopt this just for the laughs. And if they did, I want to know them. Let's get an egg baby and, like, parade it around London. Put it on again.

[D]

He's an adult.

[B]

Judging by the last one, I think he might be the dad. And they're his kids.

[C]

Nobody had sex with that thing. Toledo. Oh, yeah.

[B]

We've seen worse for Brett somebody.

[C]

By the way, not a powerful argument. Brady. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Thanks, kool aid man. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, I rest my case. I can't fight this kind of part. Well, this guy's amazing.

[D]

All right, let's get to the next one.

[C]

That was AI. Say it out loud. That was AI. No way. He won't admit it. No, they just don't believe in it either. You think it's real?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

100. Both of you have that kool aid defense of oh, yeah. All right, never mind. Brett, you're with me on this.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

He's got the same defense. Wow.

[D]

This is a soccer celebration. I think the guy wanted out of the game early, but he makes a great header.

[C]

Header. Goal.

[D]

He starts to celebrate, Jumps over the.

[C]

Fence, goes into the crowd, everybody. Oh, the Goal. He jumps over to get in the crowd, but it's a giant ramp, and.

[B]

It'S probably that Saudi Arabian stadium that they built for the World Cup.

[C]

It's like a 20 foot drop.

[D]

After he jumps over that, it's about a 15 foot. I did further down.

[C]

Yeah. He thinks he's going into the crowd.

[B]

It's like here they. They take that field out so that.

[C]

They can replace the higher up. Oh, so the fields on rails. Oh, I see it. Okay, I see that there. That's just. He still broke both legs.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

Oh, my goodness. Well, the best thing that ever happened in a soccer match, if you ask me. That was fun to watch. I never said that about a soccer game in my life.

[D]

From drunk people doing things.

[C]

Nice kid smashing a beer can up against his head.

[D]

Concussion first.

[C]

Oh, and then he falls in the. He falls in the bonfire. All right, well, at least he's wet. It's almost there. He stone colds himself a beer and then knocks himself out into a fire. It's almost there. Well, we have Steve O. Coming in a little bit. Even he wouldn't do that stupid thing, man. All right, Brett. Brett. Give it to us. Friday, right? Here we go.

[A]

We'll start off with a little bachelor party action. Looks like here.

[C]

Whoa. We're on a stage. There's a stripper. She's thick. Oh, she's using a beer bottle off the table. Oh, my God. She's taking a beer bottle and using it. Oh, my God. And it's caused a massive squirt situation. Oh, there's a girl on. There's a girl.

[A]

It's a bachelor party. It's. It's a. Dude.

[C]

There's the bachelor. He's the floor. I didn't see him earlier. Does he get to play with that? No. Apparently he's performing and he's got his hand in her butthole.

[D]

What kind of strip club is this?

[C]

All right, that's what you think.

[B]

I don't know.

[D]

I see it right there.

[B]

Well, you see it right there now, but it was disappeared.

[C]

It was in there. She's using that beer bottle, and then that thing just starts spraying like a broken rain bird. Oh, my God. I don't have that kind of water pressure in my shower. Yeah, I would. Your sprinkler head would fall off if you tried to cap that. It would get shot right in the air. Yeah, there's a. God.

[B]

All right, well, that strip club is packed, too, by the way.

[D]

There's like.

[C]

Yeah, there's no one there. His bachelor party. He Threw for himself.

[A]

There's a little injury on the job.

[C]

There's a guy who's been cut in half at some sort of Indian construction site. I see his leg.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

A couple pairs of jeans and no top over there. What are they building? That's the worst thing I've ever seen.

[A]

We're tearing down.

[C]

That's not a tear down. That's a. That's. They're building something. That's government housing in Thailand or something. What a dump. If I live there. This is afraid to get cut.

[A]

This is kind of a Brady type video.

[C]

Oh, boy. There's a Thai prostitute and a one legged man in an alley. Naked one legged man, Thai prostitute.

[D]

You say it's Brady type?

[C]

It is. This is handicapped people doing Brady's dream.

[B]

This is right up here.

[C]

This is like Mother Teresa's Calcutta house.

[D]

I might share that.

[C]

All right. I don't know what. I don't know what the. Okay, the prostitute thing is bending over in front of the one legged man. I know. He just delicks her bottom like they're in an alley and it's not a clean alley. That is not a good smell. Even in the video.

[B]

Clean for there.

[C]

He can't get wood. And I don't blame him. She's leaving and it's so sad. They tried the dude filming it. Nah, it's not gonna work out. Just not attracted to her. Okay, next. There you go. Oh, it's a gangrenous wiener. Oh, it's some sort. And maggots are crawling around in this necrotized penis.

[D]

Are they putting him in there to.

[C]

Oh, my God. No, they're not. They're not trying to save.

[B]

I love your optimism, but no.

[C]

And again, if your option. Is maggots working? Yeah. Oh, my God. This penis is rotting away. And maggots live in the hole. Look at that crawling. Look at them. Look at that. They're coming out of there. Bicycle. Oh, it's his face too. It's all over his face as well. This dude let this infection get out of hand. Oh, man. Oh, man.

[B]

Partying with Trip Reeb in New York.

[C]

Oh, geez. Davey looks terrible. Do you think we all have it? All right, all right. America's Got Talent judges sitting in front. Okay, there's a lady. We're in a gang bang. She's on a guy. Another guy's climbing up on top to get WNBA symbol. Okay, now we've got. Now we've got double penetration. And now a third party has entered to go between the two wieners she's got three going at once, folks. This is a record. I've never seen this in my life. One is a toy, and the other two are actual men. And then. Oh, we're going for a fourth. Oh, it's like a pack of hot dogs. This is amazing. And the music is the circus fun. KSLX would put balloons up all over if they could do this. Look at that. Four at one time. This lady is a hero. Oh. And then they show the aftermath. There's the aftermath. Oh, my God. She's got a dad. She is a dad. Oh, and Kirby, whatever happened to that friend Caitlyn of yours? Hey, man, you don't want to know, man.

[A]

There's no.

[C]

She's out there more.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There's no grand finale to this one.

[C]

There's a bowl and a boiling water. A boiling water in a bowl and a stick of some sort with a handle on it. Now we've got a man tied to a chair with his ass in the air, and there's some sort of oozing coming out. He's very well shorn. I'll say that. He's clean. Okay, we're taking the boiling water. He stuffed it right in his butt. He stuffed the steel thing that has been roasting and boiling water and put it right in this man's butt. Get it out of there. He's not wrong. This is the worst scene in Game of Thrones ever. Oh, it's not getting easier. It's a steel rod. It's a steel rod that was in boiling water. It's still in there. They think he's dead. Yeah, they think he may have died.

[A]

We'll just finish with this in honor of Steve O.

[C]

Coming. Oh, my God. His genitals coming out of a hole in a piece of wood. It's pulling on the one side, stretching. That's his urethra, isn't it? Yes. He got two hooks in his urethra, and they're going two different directions. It's tug of war with your urethra. Now he's driving a screwdriver or some sort of Patrick starfish pin right through the center. Oh, he's hammering it. He's hammering it through the center of the stretched out pp. Left and right stretch, and then. And it's hammered through. He's hammering it. It's not going through. It's. It's fighting back. I don't know why the little safety board suddenly we're interested in OSHA rules. Yeah, we're getting there. It's the Same music Marv Albert used to use when he did football follies. Oh, is it.

[B]

Don'T question.

[D]

Oh, God.

[C]

Okay, he's nailing it through now. Okay, here comes the other side. Here comes the other side of screwdriver. That was for no reason at all. That's a good. That's a tough batch, Brett. Good job. There's your Friday videos. The boiling hot steel rod in your butthole. Steve O's here and he's an angel compared to what we do.

[D]

Be a new challenge.

[C]

He ain't doing that.

[D]

Did hot sauce.

[C]

Hot sauce in your butt is nothing. A boiling water steel post. Have you ever picked up a wrench that's been sitting in the sun?

[D]

I think yeah. That guy's dead.

[C]

Oh, yeah, he's dead.

[A]

If not, he should be.

[C]

Yeah. And I don't want him coming to work the next day. What'd you do this weekend, Ed? You don't want to know. No, tell me how come you can't sit down? Why can't you sit down? Well, wife boiled up some water and we had some fun. I don't know. That's all you need to know. Steve O joins us in just moments. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[D]

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