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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
08-15-25 - Guad Squares - w/Frank Caliendo And The Sklar Brothers
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And remember, AMCO proudly supports Operation Hydrations. Still streaming Homburg's morning sickness online@98kupd.com sorry again, bad at my job. Let's get this thing going. Everybody's in their positions. We've got stuff to do. I don't know if this is going to work or not. Frank Caliando is going to be at the Desert Ridge Improv next week. That doesn't matter yet, but you can still get your tickets@desertridgeimprov.com. while you're getting the Sklar brothers tickets for tonight and tomorrow. There we go. That's how we do it. Even better. Great comedy two weeks in a row. Look at this room. I love this room. This is your headliners for the next few years. Chock full of headlining comedians and Brady and Brady and Thriller. It's an amazing space right now. I'm very happy to do this. In three weeks, there'll be 1, 2, 3, 4. There'll be nine kidneys here. That's right. Yeah. Like Def Leppard of kidneys. What is the sound? Honestly? What is the sound of one kidney clapping? We could be Def Leppard with one arm tied behind our backs. Come on. Good. I'm really looking forward to this because Thriller has had so many drop everything moments during the. While we're off mic, he said three jokes that nobody knew what he was even talking about. Why he got. Jim Rome was divorced a second ago. We don't know what kind of phenomenal that was. The third thing he did. Kind of weird fever J's got. I hope Jim Rome gets divorced someday because he's available level. I'm going there to kill. What? No, but he's trying to fix it after the fact. There is a working guy in the parking lot limping him around with some sort of. Looks like a bouquet of roses and a shotgun. And he is asking where my wife is and says he wants to phone home. What is up with that? Dave in San Diego. Dave in San Diego. What do you think of my impending doom? It's out in the parking lot. It calls itself Corey Mike at H town. All right, let's get this done. It's your Guadalupe squares with Caliento and the Squar brothers and a whole bunch of surprises. Here's your host of said squares, Mr. Thriller wall still. Thank you, chancellor. Let's begin. Top left square, we have Randy and Jay Sklar joining us starting off. Hey, it's good to be here. It's going to be here. Great to be here. The weather's nice. Last night it rained, but it was a dry rain. A dry rain. I'll take it. Well done. Thank you. Very straightforward. Over now, the top middle square, we have John Sklar Riley. Hey, what's going on? What's going on? We just Scar brothers. Pretty sure we just became scar brothers. That's pretty awesome. What just happened? She br. She's awesome. We could do this. Like, let's go in the garage and be scar brothers there. I think that's really started to turn into Rome again. I know. Let's get a divorce. Let's get a divorce. Then we begin to. We can become identical. Right now we're fraternal, but we'll get to identical. And hey, last night there was a rain, but it was a dry rain. We didn't hear that one before. Good joke, John. Jason C. Riley, that was fantastic. Did you touch my joke set? I'm sorry, I did not ch. Touch your jokes. That I do not. Sorry about that. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. All right, now we go to the top right square. We have Randy and Jason Trump joining us. Exactly right. That's great. Probably it's a great square of Trump. Trump is always good. We've added in the comedy aspect. It's a beautiful, beautiful. One of the biggest, beautiful squares. Probably the best square. And there's a lot of great squares. There's a good squares on all sides. There's great squares. Both squares, Both sides, both sides. Very quality square. I was thinking, I had it as a great idea. I had a great idea. I woke up and I said, let's make it the Guadalupe circles. Let's do a circle. We made it the Guadalupe circle, and then we. We deported it ever. You know what? That's not a bad idea, too, to deport Dora the Explorer and let her explore Alligator Alcatraz. I think that's a good idea. Nice. In that background. These squares are so great. I think they should be on the White House lawn July 4th of next year. Tremendous idea. Very good. And Melania, she's going to sue people. Now you've saw that. Is she going to fight on the 250? We're going to have her fighting. She's going to fight. We're going to get a Mexican and we're going to get her in the octagon. And we're of Melania, and the loser has to go home. The Guadalupe Octagon, my favorite square. Octagon. The number one quadrilateral. Double quadrilateral. So many angles. So many angles. Sleepy Joe, trying to figure out what a quadrilateral. I think he thinks he takes those to quad lateral. Folks. Come on. What are we doing? The guy, Sleepy Joe. Hey, come on. He's wandered into the square. We don't even know why. You know what else is a square? What? Hunter's laptop. Like a square. Rectangular. Why you got to do that? Come on over now to the Minimalist. We have the Neesons joining us. That's right. Randy and Jason Nissom have a very specific set of Squares. Skills that make it a nightmare for the rest of you. For the circles, like, here's the problem. Yeah. See, Randy and Jason, we have a bonus. That's who we are within these Clarks. We've had this act for over 30 years. Maybe 40. Remember our show on ESPN3 or 4 or whatever it was at the time? The Ocho? The even cheaper seats. Even cheaper seats. The cheapest seats. That's right, the blazers. Cheap. But we were in Twinsburg, Ohio, and we saw you guys doing some material and we noticed that it was very similar to ours. And in that moment, we knew we had to take. Our material had been taken. Don't dump us on the jokes. They've done it again. The pauses are too long. Well, we learned them from Jim Rome, who, by the way, you're just getting a divorce. Phenomenal. Is that true? Nominal. Arugula over. Now to the middle square. We have Brady's kidneys. How are you two doing? Not so good, man. Hey, Lefty. I gotta get out of here, brother. I got the weight of world on my back here. They gotta yank me. You gotta do it by yourself. I can't go on. Lisa. Lefty. Kidney. Rome is a kidney. I gotta get out of here. My pee is burning. Hot take. I gotta go. JC is burning. Chase Stew. Chase Stew. Get this thing out of here. If you squeeze me, barbecue sauce comes out. I am a disaster. Hot sauce. I still miss the Brady hot sauce. Well, that's where it comes from. It comes from your kidneys. Your kidney produces all the hot sauce for the Brady. That's why I'm dying, man. I've been over yet. That's why he's not produced any. A long time squeezing me like a hunt's ketchup packet and I am dry, baby. Call her Simone. She's full of b. Over. Now the middle right square. You have Kristoff Waltz and Jason joining us here. I, I, I have. I have to tell you, I'm a huge. Who is your huge NBA fan? You are a huge fan of Chris Staps poor singles. Why are you such a fan the Unicorn? Because he can. I love everything he does. He is un guardable. He is untry to guard him. You cannot guard him at all. He is a triple threat. You're gonna put a center on him. You take him out, you can threat to women everywhere as well. And you know, because you are a Nazi. I understand. You cannot hide. You cannot hide from Kristaps poor single. He will be in the floorboards and he will understand who you Are the breakdown of the NBA from the waltz brothers. Tremendous. And I love the material. I love the waltzes. I love the waltzes. Didn't we at one point do Kristoff waltz Brothers? The lamb. The lamb. Take him. I remember it well. It's my favorite band movie. The last waltz. Over. Now we have the bottom left square. Brady secret square. Give us a hint. Yeah. Hi, guys. It's great to be here. I just want to lead off. I'm dead. I'm dead. First of all, I died 993. Oh, it was in Waco, Texas. I was the leader of the branch division. It's great to be here. That's a great impression. David Corre. Fresh. Oh, don't guess it yet. That's it. You know what? I'm gonna burn you. Why would you even. I don't know how this game works. You need to come up with another. No, no, they'll still get it wrong. There's a chance. Never underestimate. You gotta tell me the rules here. No, it's fine. Go with the flow. Whatever. Over now to the bottom middle square, Jason and Randy Freeman. Well, people thought maybe we could have a square of Freeman's, but we decided to have the square Freeman's. It was the way it had to be. We had climbed through 500 yards of the 5th ear slop. I can't even imagine. Just to be together again. Come out smelling like a sklar, brother. Let's just stop there. Normally, there's music behind us, but there's no room for any more people in here with the wrong music. It doesn't quite have the same feel. Circus music Behind Morgan Freeman is touch the Line. Andy Du frame. Tiny Andy. Andy Dufresne. Just a mini version of Andy Dufresne. Over now to the bottom right square. Our lord and savior, Tripp Reeb. How you doing, sir? I'm fine, thank you. You met me yesterday. I am the manager of this facility. Sure, yeah. And in the 70s, I worked in New York City in radio. Yeah, how was that? A lot of gonorrhea. Oh, my name is Trip, but they called me drip reed back in the 70s. Okay, there you go. Yeah, Morning sickness. It's John Holberg here from the morning sickness. And it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of my home group and doughns.com I tell you about the house down the street from me that has had a for sale sign in the yard for three months now. In fact, it's the fourth different sign. They've got a New realtor all the time. I do know this though. They wouldn't be dealing with all this stress if they'd just called TVs Doug Hopkins because he's more than a guy buying your house. He makes an offer for your house, cash. 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You can visit us at the store at the northeast corner of 12th street in Indian School or online at m and p guns.com It's Brady from the HMS crew for game Day Men's Health, the valley's largest men's health clinic with 12 locations. You should do what I did and schedule a complimentary appointment which is quick and easy. You'll meet with a board certified medical director and figure out what treatments that can help you. Whether you need more energy, medical weight or sexual health treatments. Game Day Men's Health Clinic is a true game changer. Go to gameday phoenix.com and schedule your complimentary appointment today. Get back in the game with Game Day Men's Health. Holmberg's morning sickness. On with it. Really? All right, let's go on over to our contestants this time we got Shelby and Corey joining us. Oh, Shelby, are you there? I'm here. All right, Corey and I. Shelby, Corey, are you there? Yeah. Yes, I have. All right. Not you, dopey. Shelby, pick a square. You're a girl. I will pick the top middle, please. All right. John C. Squars though. No, that wouldn't make sense. That would work at all. Not at all. No, it didn't. We should go do something else together. This is dumb. I think. No, I love it. We're doing right now is really good. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, I'll go with that. I got a question for you guys here. What happened to your leg? Long story. We don't have time for that. I want to do a potato sack race with Thriller. It's a normal. Just drag him around. He's starring his own movie. Misstep Brothers. Yes. Yes. That's a good one. That's half crushing it over there. Who'd you rather be right now? John Squ. Riley. Why do you keep turning into J? Just starts happening. I don't know why you point it out. Phenomenal. Anyway. Would you rather be. Because I want to be best brothers and you're ruining it for me. I'm ruining it? I'm the same as you. You're okay. Listen. Ok. Phenomenal. Quit it. It's not phenomenal. I'm doing another thing. Who would you rather be? Oh, bottom looks great work. Would you rather be Corey or Brady right now? Wow. That's a pretty difficult decision I'd have to make there. Consider age. Consider age. Oh, yeah. Okay, then. Brady over quicker. I want it to be done with. I don't want to live like that. I don't live like either of them. Who's going out first? Get to the end. All right. Go ahead. Question for you guys. Sorry. Thriller. Because they are easily bored, intelligent people have higher risks of alcohol addiction. A true or false? Well, you came to the right place for this. Yeah. Yeah. Told you. Yeah. Absolutely right. 100. 110%. At least. At least. Maybe more. Maybe more. 115. Something like that. 115.75. I'll go with that. That's about right. All right. So what was the question again? Do they have a higher chance of drug and alcohol addiction? Do they? Yes or no? I thought those were true or false questions. All right. True or false. But what we're saying is they do. Do you agree? Have you done this before? Brady has boats and hosts. He's going to travel around from port to port for his dialysis machine. I think that'd be pretty great idea. It's gonna have to do that. Yeah. Let's say. Let's just say true. I don't even remember what the question is. I just think this true's a great word. All right, let's go true then. Now, Shelby, do you agree or disagree? Well, I love drugs and I'm super smart, so I'm gonna agree. Correct. I swear. Phenomenal. Yeah, baby. Shelby is no drugs. Extra word. Over and out of Cory. Make your selection. I'll do Brady secret square. Secret square. Who could give it a whirl? David. Correct. How did he do that? Nobody improvises. That was just his way of saying Brady, stop improvising. All right, back to Shelby quick here. Make your selection. Shelby, wait. It's already my turn again. Yeah, got it right. Lay off the drugs a little bit. Typical bride. When it's not her turn, she doesn't even listen. Top right, top right. We got Trump's a great one. Beautiful. It's a beautiful. Gotta meet beautiful Rasputin. Gotta meet Vladimir today. Gotta talk with him. To Alaska. Heading to Alaska. I love Alaska, Rasputin. I love Alaska. The best 40 night state ever. Baron. Straight. It's not gay. It's straight. Very straight. Very straight. We fixed that. Remember? It used to be the Beringay. All the boats would go backwards. I was like, no more of that. You're going to make make the straight great again. And to do the front door Todd tailing to move it. We shot all the wolves. Everyone off of it. Deep Todd Palin, DP for my bunghole. We're gonna have it today. We're gonna have a big dance for Vladimir with the Inuits. We're going to make them dance. The Inuits. I like them. They're great. A lot of people don't like Inuits. I do. You know what? I'm number one with the Inuits. One. I said Inuit vote. I said Vlad. I said you got to cut loose. Footloose. Yeah. We got a dance. Putting dance. Is that right? We're adding a little dance and they got to try to out appreciation. I'm giving everyone an igloo. Cooler. That's right. Everyone gets a little thermos. It's gonna be all right. Question for you guys here. Bats are responsible for the creation of tequila. True or false? I think that's Mexicans. I don't think we call them bats anymore. I think that's wrong. I think you've. You've overstepped your bounds. Yeah. I think we call them Mexicans and they're responsible for tequila. How about bat? Do we make tequila out of bats? I think we are gonna call them the Washington Bats. That's right. We're gonna change the name to the Washington bats because that's what America wants. I think America, the people. The people are spoken and they're saying false fast. Don't ask a keel out of bats. Not in this country. Not anymore. Biden might have, but we did not. So, Shelby, they're saying false. Do you agree or disagree is the question. Do bats have something to do with tequila? Yes. Remember when she said she was smart and on drugs? I believe half of them. They do. For pollination. They do for the penis. Okay, so you are disagreeing and therefore you get the square. That's correct, smart lady. We did that on purpose. We did it on purpose. She's a very smart lady. All right, calm down. Very alcoholic woman. Didn't realize you should take a downer that in rehab they let you use the phone this early in the morning. I just nominated her head of the Department of Education, which I will eliminate next week. I made her the head of ice and she just put it in a glass and went it down. That's right. She took 12 steps. Swallowed the worm, as it were. All right, back to Corey. Make a choice. Well, no. He can block with Randy and Jake. You're right. Randy and Jason. All right, go for the block, then. Let's go. I think that's who we chose. We're ready to go. Ready to go. We'll be at the Desert Ridge Improv this weekend. That's right. The number one place to see twin comedy. It is really. Desert Ridge Improv. Of all the places to see it in Phoenix this weekend, you can only see. See it with us. Desert Ridge Improv. Okay, question for you guys here. Genghis Khan killed. So great guy. Great guy. Great guy. Beautiful guy. Tremendous work, great clothing. Removed 700 million tons of CO2 from the atmosphere. True or false, guys, He. Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan. Daughter Madeline Khan. I removed 700 million tons. Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan. Let me rock it. Let me rock it. Genghis Khan. Let me rock it. That's all I want to do. I think there is no human way he could have removed. That's got to be false. That's got to be false. There's no human. You are saying false now for the blog here. Corey, do you agree or disagree? I'm going to agree. That is incorrect. The next is he has done it. Seven girl wins. Nice job. Come on. Excellent work. We'll give them both something nice. That's a good thing. Come on, babe. One. I'm sorry, man. Come on, Trinity Ramen. Come on, man. By the way, I'll be at Aguas Caliente signing flip flops, man. Come on, man. The Scar brothers are at Desert Ridge Improv this weekend. Oh, yes. You caught on quickly. It's not a tough game. No, we got it. Other than me ruining the secret square, it's great. That's right. And a lot of people would assume Brady ruins that square, so it's okay that that happened. Spot on every week. Caliendo next week at the Desert Ridge. So the whole. The whole month is taken. Go see him. We got your comedy plans. Yeah, but I mean, if you're down to your last dollar and you want to see comedy, do it this week. Next week. Go see Randy and Jason. No, we're going to. This is so fun. I mean, the. The joy to get to see Cali Ando is. This is disgusting. We've been to his house. We've done this podcast. We get it. We understand. I've seen all the Amazon boxes. We get it. We know. We know. From what I understand how he. What he came out from under to get here. It's worse. Can't be worse. It can't be worse. Worse. Can be worse. Can't be worse. Thought it would be better. Good packages on all sides. Do you have brothers and sisters? Just the two of you? We were like only childs. We're only children. We're only child. We're only. We're an only entity. They stopped there. They had too many. Corey, thank you always. You don't have anything this weekend. We are doing Raiders football this weekend. Oh, Raiders football. Down at sports. What are they playing? Where's Gruden? Where's the one man opening a box right now, man. Wow. We open a box of whoop ass. Opening up a box of boxers. Cory's got Raiders football. Nobody's gonna listen to that. Over at the sports station now. They'll be busy. 49ers though. That's it. We're done. Brady's final week on the air next week. Everybody may rest in peace. Don't do that yet. I just want him to get a good night's sleep. I know how hard I got a good night's sleep. Just wanted to be rested. What's your sleep number, Brady? 911. J said 91 1. Is that bad? Is that wrong? Your sleep number is 91 1. Here's when I came home from Italy. When we came home from Italy. We're just showing pictures of your couch to people right here. No, that's not a couch. That is all Amazon. Those are your Amazon boxes. Someone's got to stop them. Someone has to say, he cannot be snappy to show pictures of your couch. No, my wife's addiction. Can I have your couch, please? All right, let's say let's get out of here. Larry's coming up next. You guys have a great weekend. We'll you see. See you Monday right here in the morning sickness. Bye. Arizona's most powerful rock media station. He said fully erect. Hey Byron, I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns. Brett I sure do. It's MMP Guns Customs MMP Guns is creating some amazing firearms. We offer polishing, plating, bluing, custom laser engraving, laser stippling, cerakoting and performance upgrades. 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It's Steve O Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the complete lineups and for tickets go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's Brady from the HMS crew for game Day Men's Health, the Valley's largest men's health clinic with 12 locations. You should do what I did and schedule a complimentary appointment which is quick and easy. You'll meet with a board certified medical director and figure out what treatments that can help you. Whether you need more energy, medical, weight loss or sexual health treatments. Game Day Men's Health Clinic is a true game changer. Go to gameday phoenix.com and schedule your complimentary appointment today. Get back in the game with gameday Men's Health.