08-22-25 - Entertainment Drill - FRI - w/Frank Caliendo

Summary

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Entertainment Drill with Frank Caliendo

Air Date: August 22, 2025
Featured Guest: Frank Caliendo
Main Hosts: Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, John Holmberg, Dick Toledo

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Holmberg’s Morning Sickness" centers on a visit from renowned comedian and impressionist Frank Caliendo. The gang dives into Frank’s upcoming shows at Desert Ridge Improv, brainstorms new comedy ideas, riffs on TV and streaming culture, invents ridiculous entertainment concepts, and provides a loose, laughter-filled take on the latest entertainment news. Throughout, the crew’s banter with Frank offers plenty of improvisation, impressions, and comedic tangents.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

Frank Caliendo’s Upcoming Shows and Special Guests

• Frank’s Show Details
  • Performing at Desert Ridge Improv: Friday (one show at 6:30pm), Saturday (two shows at 6:00pm and 8:30pm)
  • Notable attendees include ex-NFL player Dale Hellestra, Suns announcer John Bloom, and potentially Kevin Ray.
  • Frank jokes about avoiding certain audience members and riffing live with play-by-play sports announcers.
• Possible Show Bits
  • The crew suggests Frank develop a “halftime show” bit during his act (03:04).

    “That’s actually a good bit for you anyway, is to just say, I don’t know how you... Let’s go down to the sidelines…” – Brady (03:08)

  • Frank contemplates making it a football-themed sketch, doing his Fox impressions and playing with broadcast tropes.

Frank’s Sleep Habits and John Gruden Stories

• Comedian Life
  • Frank confesses he wakes up at 4:30am for “no reason,” referencing the bizarre schedules of comedians and hosts.

    “I gotta get up at 5, 4:30am for no reason.” – Frank (04:30)

  • Shares an anecdote about John Gruden seeing his Tampa show, but leaving early to stick to his 6pm bedtime (05:02).

    “He gets up at 3:30am every morning, man... I get up at 3:30am every morning, man. I’m like, what time do you go to bed? 6pm.” – Frank, as John Gruden (04:49 to 05:03)

Entertainment Drill: Industry Riffs and News

• Apple TV+ Price Hike

  • Apple TV+ is raising its monthly fee by 30% (from $9.99 to $12.99) for existing customers within 30 days.

    “It’s reasonable for 12 bucks to get all that stuff.” – Brady (08:56)

  • Discussion on the spiraling cost of cord-cutting, a la carte streaming, and nostalgia for cable simplicity.

    “It’s like more like getting a limo instead of taking the bus.” – Frank (09:45) "DirecTV gave you all you wanted... now my TV bill is four, five hundred dollars a month at this point." – Brady (09:07)

• Netflix’s Astrological Recommendations

  • Netflix will suggest movies and shows based on users’ astrological signs, met with mockery.

    “This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.” – Brady (10:52)

• True Detective Casting Rumors

  • Nicolas Cage is rumored for season 5, prompting the crew to riff on "John Maddenlock" and “Face/Off” reunion scenarios.

    "Yes. After I play John Madden, I'm gonna solve... called Maddenlock." – Frank (11:26) "It just seems like we're missing a clue of something. We should be doing something else, don’t you think? Not Nicolas Cage." – Brady (12:23)

• Little Nas X Heads Outfitted Meltdown

  • Little Nas X, reportedly seen in underwear and cowboy boots walking down the street after a party incident.

    “To recognize a celebrity in the middle of the street, losing his mind would be the greatest thing ever.” – Brady (13:38)

Comedy Brainstorm: Body Swap Movie Pitches

• “Tracy Friday” – The Ultimate Impressions Movie

  • The crew invents a movie where Frank is kicked in the head by Tracy Morgan and stuck speaking as Tracy, but can do all his impressions (“Tracy Friday”).

    “It’s called Tracy Friday instead of Freaky Friday, it’s Tracy Friday.” – Frank (16:18)

  • The plot snowballs: Tracy Morgan must kick Frank again to reverse the swap; after a car accident, Tracy loses use of his legs.

    “And you had to live your life like that.” – Brady (15:28) “I built a DeLorean to get your voice back, Frank. We gotta hurry back to the Frank future.” – Frank (18:37)

• Meta-Hollywood Spoofs

  • Discussing movie tropes, celebrity mishaps, and riffing on how these ideas would outdo sequels like Happy Gilmore 2.

Memorable Moments & Quotes

• On Early Bedtimes and Old-School Habits
  “You go to bed when the sun’s still up in the summer.” – Brady (05:36)

• On Streaming Cost Creeps
  “My bill for TV is in. Yours probably is crazy. You’ve got all your stuff… it’s like 4, $500 a month at this point.” – Brady (09:07)
  “To complain about cable prices going up and everything is in the same place.” – Frank (09:22)

• On Netflix’s Astrology Recommendations
  “This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.” – Brady (10:52)

• On “John Maddenlock” as a Detective Character
  "After I play John Madden, I'm gonna have to solve... I'm gonna be called Maddenlock." – Frank (11:26)
  “And boom, the old lady crunched him.” – Frank, as Madden (11:46)

• On Spotting Little Nas X on the Street
  “To recognize a celebrity in the middle of the street, losing his mind, would be the greatest thing ever.” – Brady (13:38)

• On Swapping Voices with Tracy Morgan
  “I swear, Michelle, this is real. I can’t get out of it, but this is still the real Frank and stuff.” – Frank (15:43)
  “It’s called Tracy Friday instead of Freaky Friday, it’s Tracy Friday.” – Frank (16:18)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Frank’s Show Information and Sports Crowd Plans: 01:51–04:20
• Comedy Brainstorm: Play-by-play Halftime & New Show Bits: 02:47–04:07
• Frank and Brady on Waking Early / Gruden Anecdote: 04:25–05:39
• Entertainment Drill & Apple TV+ Price Increase: 08:45–09:45
• Mocking Netflix’s Astro-Recs: 10:25–10:59
• True Detective/Nicolas Cage Riffs: 11:21–12:22
• Little Nas X Street Meltdown / Spotting a Celebrity: 13:06–14:52
• Body-Swap Movie Brainstorm – “Tracy Friday”: 15:13–18:37

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Tone and Style

The episode’s tone is irreverent, fast-paced, and heavily reliant on quick-fire banter and comedic improv. Frank Caliendo’s fluid impressions boost the absurdity, while the hosts pile on suggestions, movie pitches, and take playful shots at streaming and entertainment culture.

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Conclusion

This episode serves as a perfect showcase of the “HMS” signature blend of local Arizona color, showbiz lampooning, and zany, off-the-cuff comedic invention. With Frank Caliendo at their side, the crew veers from legitimate entertainment news to wildly creative brainstorming, offering plenty for fans of pop culture satire and classic radio camaraderie.

Transcript

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[Frank Caliendo]

Morning sickness.

[Brady]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[Frank Caliendo]

He's evil sitting right here.

[Brady]

Come on. No, no, he's not.

[Frank Caliendo]

He's not evil.

[Brady]

He's just a bit rude. Brady's gonna be doing that. Day of surgery Tuesday. Frank Caliendo is here. He's at Desert Ridge. Improv. Tonight, one show. Tomorrow two shows. Dale Hellistra is going to your show tonight. Oh, Dale's guy, He's gonna be there tonight.

[Comedian/Guest]

I thought you were sending him somewhere else.

[Brady]

No, we were good. The last week he went and saw the Sklar brothers and his wife doesn't like cussing. So we were gonna tell him they moved to the Tempe improv and we got him four tickets. And then it was. Stevo would have come out and done skyjacking and PP jokes. A lot of Dick and Dale would have.

[Frank Caliendo]

You guys are jerks.

[Brady]

Like, it would have been hilarious. But we sent him out to this. But he's coming to you this weekend.

[Comedian/Guest]

Okay, cool.

[Brady]

Because you know what show.

[Comedian/Guest]

So I can avoid him tonight. Oh, tonight? Yeah.

[Brady]

You can't avoid him.

[Comedian/Guest]

No.

[Brady]

You will not be able to not see him.

[Comedian/Guest]

I think John Bloom's coming tonight too.

[Brady]

Oh, no kidding. Yeah. The Suns guy.

[Comedian/Guest]

Yeah.

[Brady]

The radio Suns.

[Comedian/Guest]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Should I get Kevin Ray to go? The other voice of the Suns?

[Comedian/Guest]

I have a do play by play.

[Brady]

Of my show of your show on the stage.

[Comedian/Guest]

Yeah. That's a great idea.

[Brady]

Great plan.

[Comedian/Guest]

I love that idea.

[Brady]

I think.

[Comedian/Guest]

Talk about new bits.

[Brady]

Let's go over and see how it's got halftime. Do a little halftime show with the studio again. Oh, that's actually not.

[Comedian/Guest]

Throw it down to the side. Yeah, I like that idea.

[Brady]

Throw it down to the sideline reporters and see how it's going.

[Comedian/Guest]

They've got a little booth.

[Brady]

Like, that's actually a good bit for you anyway, is to just say, I don't know how you. Let's see how this thing's going. Let's go down to the sidelines. And then you do the impression of a sideline report.

[Comedian/Guest]

Right.

[Brady]

Like, you know, started off strong. I don't know who you would do. Who would you do?

[Comedian/Guest]

I don't know. I don't do any women.

[Brady]

All right, isolate that Toledo. I know you're in Montana, but let's get a clip of him saying, I don't do women. Yeah, we'd have to do, like, Ernie. Man, you make me sick with Ernie. And you could turn it to Ernie and Shaq and Kenny and Charles.

[Comedian/Guest]

Yeah.

[Brady]

At the halftime report.

[Comedian/Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

The music can just start.

[Comedian/Guest]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, it's halftime. Okay. And then you just go through that.

[Comedian/Guest]

Okay.

[Brady]

Are you gonna do that? Not tonight, but someday.

[Comedian/Guest]

No, it's a pretty good idea. I love it.

[Brady]

But you're not gonna do it.

[Comedian/Guest]

I think I'm gonna probably make it a football thing. I think.

[Brady]

Yeah, that be a good idea, cuz you could do the Fox. Oh, Jim.

[Comedian/Guest]

We thought it was gonna be good here, but what happened? Here we go. Oh, wrong guy. Who's talking right now? Tony? Yeah.

[Guest/Listener]

See?

[Brady]

Coming up with ideas for you.

[Comedian/Guest]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Finally. Finally. I'M delivering on.

[Comedian/Guest]

You're delivering forever.

[Brady]

I agree. But tonight you're. What time? 7:30.

[Comedian/Guest]

Six early. Because they have it to somebody else doing the second show. So 6:30 tonight and then 6 and 8:30 tomorrow.

[Brady]

Early birds.

[Comedian/Guest]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, this is great.

[Comedian/Guest]

I love it. I gotta get home by nine.

[Brady]

Yeah. Stuff to do.

[Comedian/Guest]

Yeah. I got sleep to have.

[Brady]

That's right.

[Guest/Listener]

You gotta sleep again.

[Comedian/Guest]

I gotta get up at 5, 4:30am for no reason.

[Brady]

Why?

[Comedian/Guest]

I just do you wake up at.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

4:30, I'm up jonesing for a morning.

[Brady]

Show on your own.

[Comedian/Guest]

I do. I just don't. I usually. I gotta pee.

[Brady]

That's weird. Don't do that.

[Comedian/Guest]

Yeah.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

And then once pee.

[Brady]

But I mean, just go back to bed.

[Comedian/Guest]

I can't.

[Brady]

Oh, that's. Yeah, you can. You're just.

[Comedian/Guest]

You know who else goes to bed early? Gruden. John Gruden wakes up at like, he gets up at 3:30. I get up at 3:30am every morning, man. I'm like, what time do you go to bed? 6pm.

[Brady]

He fires up at 6.

[Comedian/Guest]

Like he came to see my show last time in Tampa, when I was in Tampa. He came to the show, he was there, but left as. As I was leaving the stage. He left. I texted his right hand man, Jeff Leonardo, and I'm like, is John here? Does he want to say hello? Because I just seen him at the ffca, which is a strip mall that's got his office in it that they've redone. But the fire, the fired Football Coaches association, man. So he's like, no, John's John left. He's. He's probably almost in bed already.

[Brady]

He goes to bed that early? No kidding.

[Comedian/Guest]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You go to bed when the sun's still up in the summer.

[Comedian/Guest]

Do I?

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah.

[Comedian/Guest]

Oh, I was really. I was in bed early. I was probably in bed at 8 o' clock last night, but then I was back up at 11.

[Brady]

How about that?

[Comedian/Guest]

All right.

[Brady]

I'm getting yelled at from Montana.

[Comedian/Guest]

I know.

[Brady]

I'll tell you what, all right. We promoted you enough. Frank is there. All right, we're gonna get that together. We got the entertainment drill coming up in just moments. It's 98. It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness. And it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of my home group and Doug Hopkins dot com. I tell you about the house down the street from me that has had a for sale sign in the yard for three months now. In fact, it's the fourth different sign they've got a new realtor all the time. I do know this though. They wouldn't be dealing with all this stress if they'd have just called TVs Doug Hopkins because he's more than a guy buying house. He makes an offer for your house, cash as is, you don't have to do anything. The deal is over. So all you got to do is start the process online@doug hopkins.com or sing.

[Frank Caliendo]

Hopkins 1, 800, now.

[HMS Crew Member]

All right, HMS podcast time again. I'll let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. Well, just in case you haven't been paying attention or if you've been mia, we'll let you know that Frank Caliendo is going to be performing at the Desert Ridge Improv this Friday and Saturday night. So tune in. Frank's going to be in with the guys all week long and just maybe we'll have tickets for you to go catch Frank live up north at Desert Ridge for the complete lineups. And for tickets go to standup live.com Desert Ridge improv.com and Tempy improv.com Hol's Morning Sickness.

[Brady]

All right, it's time now for Brady to give us all that entertaining news we call the entertainment drill. And it's brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical Black. Just got an email from the kingpin over [e-mail] Jay Ackerman. And he says taking his his son and daughter in law, Josh and Tiffany out to see Frank's early show tomorrow.

[Comedian/Guest]

Oh, cool.

[Brady]

So it is imperative that tomorrow you do not suck tonight you can suck.

[Comedian/Guest]

I'll do my best.

[Brady]

Dale's going tomorrow. We got some VIPs in the building so we're make sure that they're all out.

[Comedian/Guest]

Do they want to come say hello after the show? I guess we can set that up for you.

[Brady]

You want to your people.

[Comedian/Guest]

Yeah. All right.

[Brady]

I'm telling you, go say hi.

[Comedian/Guest]

Yeah. And then I'll just move them on, shuttle them.

[Brady]

Right.

[Comedian/Guest]

That's it, said I. Yeah. Then they'll do a Tactical Black move.

[Brady]

Yeah. Maybe you try to attack them. Oh, great idea.

[Comedian/Guest]

Really smart.

[Brady]

Yeah. They won't know. They won't see that coming at all. The comedian goes crazy, tries to attack them and we'll see if they have any defense for your comedy moves. Or they'll just be laughing too hard. Anyway, they're gonna be out there. If you want to go be part of that. You can meet him at Frank show. Or you can go out there and meet them at React Defense right there where they are. They got the house of bruise up there in North Phoenix they got in Glendale. They're everywhere. And so is a weirdness. So if you want the weirdness to be around you and unprepared, sure, go about your business the same way you've been doing it. But if you want to be a little prepared, you want to be smarter, the only thing to do is go to reactdefense.com you get in great shape, start becoming a sheepdog and stop being that sheep and live life a little more confidently. That's exactly how that works. Reactdefense.com the home of Tactical Black Brady. Entertain me for the last time.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

Apple TV plus is raising their monthly fee 30% from 9.99 to 12.99. And if you're already an existing customer, it'll happen the next 30 days.

[Brady]

It's reasonable for 12 bucks to get all that stuff.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

Right. Will still be 99.

[Frank Caliendo]

Right.

[Brady]

But there's 3,000 of them.

[Guest/Listener]

Right.

[Brady]

So if Apple TV was the only thing you had, you'd be like 12 bucks. This isn't bad. I'm getting quite a lot of stuff. I play it, pay a little for the. But then you got that, you got another 12 couple. My. My bill for TV is in. Yours probably is crazy. You've got all your stuff going on. It's like 4, $500 a month at this point.

[Comedian/Guest]

Yes. To complain about cable prices going up and everything is in the same place.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

You had to call every year and readjust it. Like with DirecTV.

[Brady]

I remember McCain was the one that went nuts saying, we got a la carte this, a la carte that. And it was like, yeah. And there was that. I forget one. Senators, like, you guys know, right? He goes, don't do this. Like, they're gonna. You're gonna have 600. Your bills are gonna be twice as much as what you think is unfair right now.

[Comedian/Guest]

For the same thing, you can get whatever you want. But it's gonna be. It's. It's like more like getting a limo instead of taking the bus.

[Brady]

Exactly. And you know what's better? Like DirecTV gave you all you wanted and then had all those channels. Like, if you want extra, you can pay, right. For each show. Like ice.

[Comedian/Guest]

They did packages of channels together.

[Brady]

I think, well, they would do that. But then at the end, it's like, we've got movies too, if you want to buy one.

[Comedian/Guest]

Oh, right, right.

[Brady]

You know, we can do that if you want the movie thing. And it was actually a better setup than the mess I've got going on on my TV right now. The only difference is I don't have any stuff. It's just a TV now. I don't have clunky crap laying all over the place and a box and wires and all that. That's good.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

Well, you can still do it with Netflix because they're going to have a new feature that will recommend movies and shows based upon your astrological sign.

[Brady]

Okay, stop.

[Comedian/Guest]

What?

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

Scorpios are said to be passionate, charismatic, seductive and mysterious. They'll get suggestions like Wednesday or the Night Agent.

[Brady]

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

Leo's me, the Crown, Bridgerton, everything I hate.

[Brady]

Why would I watch either of those things? So all Leos are British. What does that mean?

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

I do need confident, generous and loyal.

[Brady]

That's right. So why would I watch Bridgerton?

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

I don't have the breakdown of the other.

[Brady]

Good. Because it's me. Are you. You're not. Does Michelle believe in astrology and stuff like that? Does she ever get a nonsense.

[Comedian/Guest]

No.

[Brady]

Good. The keeper right there.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

Nicholas Cage is in talks for season five of True Detective.

[Comedian/Guest]

Yes. Yes. After I play John Madden, I'm gonna have to solve. I'm gonna be called Maddenlock.

[Brady]

Wait a minute. Matlock.

[Comedian/Guest]

Of course.

[Frank Caliendo]

All right, go.

[Brady]

That's too good to come up with and not have a thing.

[Frank Caliendo]

I mean, you're over there.

[Comedian/Guest]

And then, you know, it didn't look like that happened.

[Frank Caliendo]

And boom, the old lady crunched him.

[Brady]

I don't look good in white suits.

[Comedian/Guest]

This is kind of a white, kind of a gray. But, you know, I'm gonna.

[Frank Caliendo]

I'm a little Southern.

[Comedian/Guest]

Southern. Southern. I'm a little Southern.

[Brady]

I guess John Mattenlock is developing before our eyes. Is John Travolta gonna be in the new. That would be great if they did. Travolta and Cage in the New True Detective.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

That would be pretty.

[Brady]

That would be a pretty good matchup. Right? I think I'd watch.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

Would they still do the Face Off?

[Brady]

Well, they would everybody be waiting for it, just in case.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

Scraping their face.

[Brady]

It just seems like we're missing a clue of something. We should be doing something else, don't you think? Not Nicholas Cage. I mean, like, there's probably a way that I know that the people were searching. Know your face. So if there's a way we could get around that. Maybe. I don't know.

[Comedian/Guest]

Yes.

[Brady]

Surgery.

[Comedian/Guest]

Playing this for a while.

[Brady]

Surgery. Like to do you know kidneys probably.

[Comedian/Guest]

Would only be in recovery for 30.

[Brady]

To 40 couple minutes tops. You just get it on there. It just glues, right?

[Comedian/Guest]

Turn it around.

[Brady]

Luckily, our skull's the exact same shape. So this whole premise worked out. Nobody questioned it because America's stupid.

[Comedian/Guest]

Out of the hospital in 60 seconds.

[Brady]

Yeah, baby girl, I'm one kidney light.

[Frank Caliendo]

Here we go.

[Comedian/Guest]

Go ahead.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

Looks like we had a little meltdown with a little Nas X.

[Brady]

He lost his mind. Underwear and cowboy boots, though. So how much did he lose it and how much was just still him? Because you lose your mind and you still put on your trademark cowboy boots. You haven't lost it all the way.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

And it looked like he was not necessary, not necessarily staggering around.

[Brady]

No, he was pretty. He was talking to people and saying he was going to a party. He took all his clothes off except underwear, put his boots back on and started to walk down the street. And they've got video of him, people. I think that that's my dream in life, is to be driving down the road and going, hey, was that little Nas X?

[Comedian/Guest]

Who?

[Brady]

The naked guy on the road. And then to find out, you're right. Like, I wanted to be the guys in the car that go, there's Jesse Smollett. Let's get him. Like, if that was a real story, to recognize a celebrity in the middle of the street, losing his mind would be the greatest thing ever. Remember when Martin Lawrence just ran down the freeway? I would have loved to have seen that. Will you lose your mind eventually? So I can.

[Comedian/Guest]

I'm close right now. Are you?

[Brady]

Pretty close?

[Comedian/Guest]

Real close.

[Brady]

I would like a celebrity to just lose it or just. John love it.

[Comedian/Guest]

Can we play list or can we do. No, it can be dark. That's. I'm okay.

[Brady]

You're perfect.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

Frank loses it.

[Brady]

Frank loses it. People be like, we were waiting for that.

[Guest/Listener]

I'm naked on the fruit.

[Brady]

If you're out in my front yard.

[Guest/Listener]

Me and my dog are hungry. Come outside.

[Brady]

And there's Lovitz in underwear and cowboy boots holding his dog.

[Guest/Listener]

I'm serious about this. Like, some. Like, they're after me.

[Brady]

Like, oh, my God, Lovett's. Get in here.

[Guest/Listener]

My son is holding my dog. It's my actual dog.

[Comedian/Guest]

It's not what you're thinking.

[Guest/Listener]

I didn't say hog, you perverts. I'm talking about my dog. Geez. Anyway, the government and. Are you buying lunch? And by the. I was thinking maybe we could go grab something to eat real quick. You pay. Well, of course you pay.

[Brady]

I'M not doing it.

[Guest/Listener]

I'm not wearing pants. Where'd I keep my wallet? Jeez.

[Brady]

I want that kind of thing to happen, but what are the odds? But lucky people driving on the road went. And one of them had to say, I think that was little Nas X. And everyone shut up. And they turned around, and they were right.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

I could see Frank locking into a voice, and that's solid.

[Brady]

He's just into the forever because.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

Yeah, that's the thing that would.

[Brady]

Oh, you got in a car wreck, and he was forever Tracy Morgan.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

Yeah. Oh, my God. What happened to Caliento?

[Frank Caliendo]

A Walmart truck. That's crazy.

[Brady]

And you had to live your life like that.

[HMS Crew Member]

How long would Michelle.

[Brady]

Would Michelle last? No, the movie is that you do have the irregular voice becomes Tracy Morgan, but you can still do all the impressions. But, like, day to day, you have to walk around the house.

[Frank Caliendo]

I swear, Michelle, this is real. I can't get out of it, but this is still the real Frankenstuff. Frankenstein is a fun character that Oreos would make. I can't help myself. Anyway, I can still do all the impressions. So I'm going on the road.

[Brady]

Frank Caliendo gets kicked in the head by Tracy Morgan and suddenly transfers.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

That's a movie.

[Frank Caliendo]

What happened? If I'm Frank Caliendo, you might remember me from such things as. I don't know, the Frank Caliendo stuff. But by the way, it's called Tracy Friday instead of Freaky Friday, it's Tracy Friday.

[Brady]

This is too good not to happen.

[Frank Caliendo]

Now, Frank, here's what I do with John Matt. Here's a guy who does John Matt. Still doing that. But I can't get my regular voice back. I still got it, but I can't talk like me. I wish I could do an impression of my own Frank voice, but it's gone. For some reason, I'm unimpersonatable. I watch old tapes with myself. Michelle, I can't get him back. I'm trying. I listen to myself on my memo recorder. I have to find the real Tracy Morgan. They're gonna get kicked in the head a second time, but the guy is elusive.

[Comedian/Guest]

This is.

[Brady]

This writes itself. I think it's very Charlie Kaufman.

[Comedian/Guest]

Yeah.

[Brady]

It could be like. Yeah, this is a thing. If Dre and Tracy Morgan would do this.

[Comedian/Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

I would do that with right now. I'll kick Frank Alejandro square in the head for a movie check. I'm gonna put you back in you. I got to get back in you. And there's only one way to do it, I gotta get you pregnant with yourself.

[Brady]

You have to get pregnant through Tracy Morgan to get your voice back.

[Frank Caliendo]

It's like Inception, but it's a little bit different. It's sort of the same, but it's different. And I keep coming out the same and different. Here's. You could tell if it's real. Is the top spinning? If the top's spinning, you can't talk like yourself anymore. Just gotta get that top to stop spinning. And the only way to do it is for me to kick you in there. But now I'm a pacifist. I don't kick people like I used to. I'm a non kicker.

[Brady]

I'm a non kicker. Oh, he's better. This is just taking a turn. He kicks you in the head. And then after.

[Frank Caliendo]

Take that, Frank Caliendo.

[Brady]

And he kicks you in square.

[Frank Caliendo]

Take that.

[Brady]

And then he walks into the road and gets hit by a car and loses the use of his legs.

[Frank Caliendo]

Now I can't kick ever again. It looks like he's stuck like this. I can't retransfer you back. It looks like we've run into a problem. Unless one of them Brady spawn shows up.

[TV/Entertainment Commentator]

Then he and Frank have to get in the car and go 85 miles per hour to go back in time.

[Brady]

No, now we're getting silly. It's a good idea. I'm not gonna lie to you. I watch that, but it's too much.

[Frank Caliendo]

I built a DeLorean to get your voice back. Frank. We got to hurry back to the Frank future.

[Brady]

Please start writing these things down. Frank.

[Comedian/Guest]

To the future, Frank.

[Brady]

To the future, Frank in time.

[Frank Caliendo]

Gotta get Frank. Guitar. Stop singing. That's the power of Frank.

[Brady]

This is a good idea. People would. People would. They'll be clamoring for this if Happy Gilmore 2 did what it did. This has legs. You're just on stage doing your stand up. That's funny. Already pre written, right? First 10 minutes of the movie, you're done, right? Go home, introduce the family. Hi, Michelle. I'm Frank. How are you doing? Hey, there's my dog, Rocco. Everything's great, Joey. How's school today? It was great, dad. Yeah, I'll be outside for a second and you lean over to pick up a paper.

[Frank Caliendo]

Hi, Frank.

[Comedian/Guest]

What year Joey was that?

[Brady]

I don't know what year Joey I get. This is the Joey I get. Yeah, that's good.

[Comedian/Guest]

Joey's Belichick now.

[Brady]

All right, we got to do the Guadalupe squares and get out of here. The last one for Brady. A very special Brady based Guadalupe Squares is coming your way with our own Frank Kelly. And tonight at desert ridge improv desertridgeimprov.com also tomorrow we'll do the Squares next. We need a girl. We need a boy. What do we have for the Squares tickets?

[Brett Vesely]

Benjamin and Three Days Grace tickets.

[Brady]

Nice. We got good tickets for you as well. If you want to play, call us up. 585-9800. We'll do the Squares next.

[Comedian/Guest]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually.

[Brady]

No membership fee. I have heard enough of this.

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