08-25-25 - Brady Report Mix 6 Stories - Blood Is 6th Biggest US Export BO

Summary

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Episode Overview

Podcast: Holmberg's Morning Sickness
Episode: Brady Report Mix 6 Stories - Blood Is 6th Biggest US Export
Date: August 25, 2025
Main Theme:
A rapid-fire run through bizarre, humorous, and eye-opening news stories with Holmberg and the crew. Topics include surprising U.S. export stats, wild family brawls, cutting-edge genetic science, and global oddities—all delivered with irreverent banter and the group's signature Arizona grit.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. U.S. Biggest Exports – Blood at #6 ([03:08])

• Brady Bogan: Shares a surprising fun fact: blood (human and animal, including vaccines and cultures) is the sixth biggest U.S. export—outranking soybeans, corn, and gold.
• John Holmberg: Skeptically jokes about recurring blood shortages:

  "How come they keep telling us there's shortages?" (03:30)
  The crew marvels at the prevalence of corn in food and industry, referencing the documentary Food, Inc. and reflecting on modern digestive issues linked to corn byproducts.

2. Florida Geography & Population ([02:27])

• Quick dive into Florida's biggest city:
  • Brady: "The biggest city in Florida is Jacksonville."
  • John: Notes that Miami's actual city limits are small, with population clustered in surrounding cities.

3. Bizarre Family Incidents ([05:06], [07:04])

a) Spaghetti Assault ([05:06])

• Brady: Tells the story of Anthony Fiacco, 41, from Florida, arrested for throwing spaghetti and meatballs at his mom during an argument (5'6", 250 lbs).
• John:

  "You throw food at their heads? Nope. The only one allowed to do that is Raging Bull." (06:22)
  Playful banter about Italian mothers and movie references.

b) South Carolina Family Brawl ([07:04])

• Brady: Describes a chaotic family fight involving under-seasoned chicken, a broom, a can of Raid, a steak knife, and a gun fired into the ceiling—ending with the siblings both arrested.
• The crew plays a joking round of "Race Clue" to guess the family's ethnicity based on names and details.

  John: "Race clue. Nailed it. Let's play this again next time." (10:12)

4. Wild World: De-Extincting Woolly Mammoths ([10:27])

• Brady: Reports on Colossal, a company planning to release genetically engineered woolly mammoths into the Arctic by 2027 using CRISPR.

  "You said it would shed some of those...the last little bit furry ones." (10:40)

• The team debates the implications, comparing it to "Jurassic Park" and fantasizing about future hunt permits for mammoths.
  John:

  "My dad's gonna go to that." (12:03)

5. WTF News Sweep ([17:01], [21:06])

a) Thailand Panty Thief ([17:01])

• Brady: Chronicles the arrest of a man in Thailand stealing women's underwear—the man confesses he uses the stolen items to masturbate, hiding the stash in his bathroom ceiling.
• John: Dissects underwear fetishism:

  "Panties...they're a catch-all." (19:41) The group relishes the gross out, questioning motivations and hygiene.

b) Australian Condom Mixup ([21:06])

• Brady: Australian university gives out ultrasound probe covers instead of condoms—students unwittingly use the wrong protection.
• John:

  "So I played jabberhole with my girlfriend and her gutted rabbit turned into this big swollen puff. Maybe it was the rubber. Turned out I was using a cover for an ultrasonic stick. Not my own, though." (22:50)
  Playful back-and-forth about improvised contraception and students' confusion.

6. Improvised Condoms & Hygiene Nightmares ([23:30])

• Tales of desperation and myth, from Reynolds Wrap as makeshift condoms to “hair ties” and Saran Wrap at massage parlors.
• John:

  "His name was Jim. He didn't knock her up, but I think they both have warts." (24:05)

• The group veers into darkly humorous territory on transmission of diseases and bad sex ed advice.

7. Recurring Skits & Inside Jokes

• Banter about impressions, voice acting, and crew in-jokes (e.g., “working on my Maniscalco” and “Kamala laugh”) pepper the conversation, providing comic relief and reinforcing show camaraderie.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• John Holmberg on Blood Exports:
  "Oh, got a lot of it, eh? How come they keep telling us there's shortages?" ([03:30])
• Brady Bogan on Italian Mothers:
  "Female boxer cries he threw mama's spaghetti but Bobby baklava." ([05:26])
• John Holmberg, Race Clue:
  "I guarantee it's Hope Lee Harper or Hopeland or hopefully Harper." ([09:43])
• Holmberg on De-extincted Mammoths:
  "I hope they're all retardo mammoths and they just eat each other and drop dead." ([15:57])
• Brady on Underwear Fetish:
  "He then hung the underwear in his bathroom and used to help him masturbate." ([17:56])
• Holmberg on DIY Protection:
  "I mean, you could use gauze and make a T shirt…it's still not a shirt. You're covered up." ([23:32])
• John on Massage Parlor Hygiene:
  "Because condoms are expensive and Reynolds wrap is reasonable, but I don’t think that stops STDs or hand warts." ([27:13])

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Timeline of Major Segments

| Timestamp | Segment / Story | |---------------|------------------------------------------------------| | 02:27 | Biggest city in Florida, population trivia | | 03:08 | U.S. Export Shocker: Blood at #6 | | 05:06 | Spaghetti & meatballs assault on mother in Florida | | 07:04 | South Carolina family brawl: chicken, guns, Raid | | 10:27 | De-extincting woolly mammoth, Jurassic Park vibes | | 17:01 | Thailand panty thief: underwear fetish | | 21:06 | Australia: ultrasound probe covers as condoms | | 24:05 | Reynolds wrap as a condom, misadventures | | 27:13 | Massage parlor hazards, Reynolds wrap stories |

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Tone & Style

The crew delivers each story with quick-witted sarcasm, crass humor, playful banter, and a distinctly Arizona sensibility. The language is raw, unscripted, and direct—mirroring locker-room conversations with a side of pop culture references and running jokes among the regulars.

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For First-Time Listeners

This episode showcases the essence of Holmberg's Morning Sickness: offbeat news, edgy humor, and rapid-fire group commentary on everything strange in the world. If you like irreverence and aren't put off by blue comedy, it's worth a listen for the group’s chemistry and wild storytelling.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

You just gave me my reach around. Here's another best of rerun from the morning sickness.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world. Happy national Milk Chocolate day. A couple of basis fun facts. The biggest city in Florida is Jacksonville.

[John Holmberg]

Really? Yeah. Miami's not a populated place. It's got a lot around it though.

[Brady Bogan]

The population in fact is twice as big as Miami.

[John Holmberg]

I think Miami's only like 5 or 600,000. Such a huge city because everything around it's another city. You leave Miami like almost immediately once you're into Boca.

[Brady Bogan]

Is Boca part of Miami?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. I know that there's like Hollywood and what's the other thing? It's not, but. But no, they're just all cities that feel like you're still in Miami. Miami, but you're not. Jacksonville's way up in the panhandle, right? I think so.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. The sixth biggest in export by the United States.

[John Holmberg]

Sixth.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Is blood.

[John Holmberg]

No kidding.

[Brady Bogan]

Human and animal plus vaccines and cultures. It's bigger than soybeans. Corn or gold.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, got a lot of it, eh? How come they keep telling us there's shortages?

[Brady Bogan]

I just found out about the goal about the corn thing that we get a lot of corn from Russia. Evidently corn is.

[John Holmberg]

Corn is. Corn is the world's secret. It is scary what it charges all.

[Brady Bogan]

The fields that you see, but that's how much they've, I guess, been cutting back on farming.

[John Holmberg]

It isn't about cutting back. It's about how much they use consumption. It's not even food ethanol. And like they. The corn is in every single thing. Watch, watch the documentary years ago called Food Inc. We started having digestive issues. We started having allergies to food when they started to produce corn and put it in everything. It's in your drinks corn syrup. It's in everything. And it's that. That documentary open eyes. And it's not supposed to be like a we got them documentary. It's just like eye opening to go, do you know what this is about and how it's what it's done to food and how, how we're not. Because it's not a digestible food. I don't know. That's why there's always corn in your poop. It's not something your body digests easily. And we eat it and stuff it in ourselves constantly. Food Inc. Is actually it's been. It's been a long time since I've watched it. It's older, but it is like it's one of those documentaries. You're done. You're like, I'm changing some stuff. And then you do for like a week or two and you're like, but the corn is everywhere. It's too hard. I do too. But it isn't even about eating it. When you find out what else it's used for, you're like, oh my God. Like it's everything.

[Brady Bogan]

It multitasks.

[John Holmberg]

Gas. It's crazy how much like it is just insane. What we use corn.

[Brady Bogan]

So 41 year old Anthony Fiocco.

[John Holmberg]

Hey.

[Brady Bogan]

Chucked his spaghetti dinner at his mother at mom's house. Down to a verbal argument. Spaghetti and meatballs to the face. He got arrested 56250.

[John Holmberg]

He's 56250.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Female boxer cries he threw mama's spaghetti but Bobby baklava.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it is the spaghetti. Made contact with the victim who had spaghetti sauce in her hair. Authorities say that's actually from the story. The 5 foot 6, 250 pound Fiako Fiacco. Hey. Judge told him he's no longer allowed to have contact with his mother. You don't tell me judge he'll be able allowed a one time visit in the presence of enforcement to retrieve personal belongings. Goes back to what? He was living with his mother and he tossed spaghetti's meatballs in the face. What are you talking about? That's illegal. This happens all the time. She's an Italian woman. They're used to getting stuff thrown in their faces. Come on.

[Commercial Announcer]

What would your mom have done if you'd have thrown gravy at her?

[John Holmberg]

I wouldn't be here sitting with you guys killed.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know how that guy's standing in a courtroom. Italian mother. You throw food at their heads? Nope. The only one allowed to do that is.

[Brady Bogan]

What?

[John Holmberg]

Raging Bull. Yeah. Yeah. He threw that steak at the place. Yeah. La Motta was allowed to do it and he beat the tar out of her and she stayed. Well, you know my stick. Where is it? I don't know.

[Commercial Announcer]

Why?

[John Holmberg]

You make a good steak. He had a point. You think he was. You give him the benefit of the doubt in that argument. I have to rewatch the movie, but if I remember. If I remember what I saw, he was fairly unhinged. The steak scene is amazing. I believe he was actually beating Cathy Moriarty in that scene.

[Brady Bogan]

Probably was.

[John Holmberg]

I mean that was was vicious.

[Brady Bogan]

Cops in South Carolina had To respond to a family brawl last Sunday. It was.

[Commercial Announcer]

He did.

[John Holmberg]

You looked at me. I heard it.

[Brady Bogan]

Brawl.

[John Holmberg]

Brawl. Yeah. Got to be a little more family. Bra is gross.

[Brady Bogan]

Last Sunday night involving a gun and knife, a broom and a can of bug spray and a piece of poorly cooked chicken. 27 year old Anthony Harper was cooking chicken. Well, his 25 year old sister, Hope Harper asked why. Why didn't he season it so he could crust up the skin? Yeah, he told her, I know how to cook chicken. Back up. Grammy was going to season the chicken.

[John Holmberg]

Grammy, of course. Calm down. This conversation is not for you.

[Brady Bogan]

Grammy was in the other room.

[John Holmberg]

Brett, step away from this. This is not for you. You're making this now. Stop it. He's jumping to conclusions. He's jumping to conclusions. He may or may not be right. I just don't want to go down that road yet.

[Brady Bogan]

Sister Hope called him a dumb dog, which prompted Anthony.

[John Holmberg]

Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

What a dog.

[John Holmberg]

You're reaching now. No, not a daw dog.

[Brady Bogan]

Which prompted Anthony to shove her. To shove her into the kitchen table and punch her in the face. And someone else in the home walked in and fired a handgun in the ceiling.

[Byron]

Thank you.

[Brady Bogan]

There it is. It just took a little longer in.

[John Holmberg]

The story, but it's somebody named Hope. This is very possibly white trash.

[Brady Bogan]

Both grabbed the steak knife and started chasing Anthony through the house.

[John Holmberg]

Now it's Mexican.

[Brady Bogan]

She finally stopped when grammy showed up and started swatting her with a broom.

[John Holmberg]

It's back to Brett's way.

[Brady Bogan]

Still wasn't over.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, a un of crime.

[Commercial Announcer]

I know.

[Brady Bogan]

Anthony grabbed a can of raid and started spraying Hope in the face with it.

[John Holmberg]

Raid at the ready is white trash.

[Byron]

Is this Angelina Jolie's house?

[John Holmberg]

I mean, you got everybody included.

[Brady Bogan]

Then she snagged it from him and sprayed him back.

[John Holmberg]

Oh. The raid was stolen.

[Brady Bogan]

Someone finally called the cops. The two siblings both said they wanted to press charges, so they both got arrested. All right, they're each facing charges of assault.

[John Holmberg]

Time to play who was right. Let's see it. Here's the photo. I'm thinking I'm right. I'm thinking white trash.

[Commercial Announcer]

I'm thinking white trash.

[Brett]

I knew when I heard the word hope.

[John Holmberg]

Hold on.

[Brady Bogan]

We have controversy.

[John Holmberg]

Let's see. Malibu's most wanted. No, that's white. That's full on white trash. That looks like weird. I'm going Puerto Rican. No, that's just sad. Puerto Rican. That's trash.

[Commercial Announcer]

No, no, that's.

[Brady Bogan]

There's some ethnic.

[John Holmberg]

And you can't switch. You lost your initial. You Weren't even close. White trash. When they said her name was Hope Harper I'm like that's why.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Harper's Harper definitely falls into 3 or 4K.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Harper is definitely something to go any direction. Hope Harper. That's full white trash right there. Hope Lee Harper. I guarantee your middle names Lee or South Carolina. It's Hopeland or hopefully Harper. I guarantee you. Yeah. That was good. That was fun game. Guess the f. Yeah. Guess, guess, guess who done it. Yeah. It's clue. We got a new it's racial clue.

[Brady Bogan]

Grammy's got a broom.

[John Holmberg]

Race clue. Nailed it. I love it. Let's play this again next time. Race clue is fun. Well yeah. We'll be back with more race clue after this.

[Brady Bogan]

I've got a quick wild world.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. And go.

[Brady Bogan]

Hello my friends. Brady Bogan here with your wild wild world. It's been more than 10,000 years since the last fur covered woolly mammoth lumbered across the arctic tundra.

[John Holmberg]

So there were bald ones.

[Brady Bogan]

The company just maybe the summer heat. You said it would shed some of those. You know.

[John Holmberg]

But the last little bit furry ones.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. 10,000 years.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

But the company called Colossal they built one. They're going to roll them out. They said the first herd should be and they're going to release them to the wild arctic tundra.

[John Holmberg]

No, you can't.

[Brady Bogan]

2027 is when the first herd will be put out there. You got this entrepreneur Ben Lamb and and a Harvard geneticist George Church. They have Colossal. They got already $15 million raised. They're using that CRISPR method. The gene editing deal. They can create a sure make something. They just piece it together now they're. They're. The reason why they're doing this is they terrible idea. It'll help Earth because by releasing the woolly mammoth back to the Arctic it'll create more grass.

[John Holmberg]

Because of the poop.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Are we looking for grass on the.

[Brady Bogan]

Which will provide more carbon for the earth.

[Commercial Announcer]

It's whatever that. What do they call it that they have to dig down to the permafrost or whatever that.

[Brady Bogan]

The.

[Commercial Announcer]

That the caribou eat?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Commercial Announcer]

Oh that stuff that's just below the surface that still grows.

[John Holmberg]

Who's hunting them? Because eventually we're gonna have a population problem.

[Commercial Announcer]

Oh the special hunt. You'd make millions.

[John Holmberg]

My dad's gonna go to that.

[Commercial Announcer]

Absolutely.

[John Holmberg]

It's his birthday. You just gave my dad the greatest birthday present.

[Commercial Announcer]

I don't know if hi yellow likes.

[John Holmberg]

The cold but all he and hi Yella have to do is live five More years. They're gonna be hunting mammoth.

[Brady Bogan]

We've got Jurassic park happening.

[John Holmberg]

That's. Has no one seen two and a half years.

[Commercial Announcer]

He said 20, 27.

[John Holmberg]

I know. That's the babies. They're not gonna kill the first batch. They won't let you hunt for another 10 years, five years. He'll be a special permit.

[Brady Bogan]

I guess you're right.

[John Holmberg]

That is. This is another thing that. Remember Brady was talking about that and you just brought.

[Commercial Announcer]

You're right, it is. Babies.

[Brady Bogan]

How do they.

[John Holmberg]

Well, they're not babies. Eternal. I don't know when they.

[Commercial Announcer]

Well, they created it in a lab. Right. It's got to start somewhere.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It has to grow. I think. I don't think it is.

[Commercial Announcer]

So you start as a baby. That's the whole.

[John Holmberg]

If it's 20, 27, that means that there's one in a house right now.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

They say yeah. You would have to be somebody's.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody's fostering one. How do you get on that list? We need a foster cats and dogs and maybe a ferret looking for a foster home.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, because I've Those feet.

[Commercial Announcer]

Those posts are all over my feed.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody's got.

[Commercial Announcer]

We need a foster.

[Brady Bogan]

They're in a. I mean they're up in.

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

Cold weather climate.

[John Holmberg]

Well, sure. Yeah, I'm sure they. They're not doing.

[Brady Bogan]

But like if winter rolls back in Columbus, I'm gonna ask my mom. Baby mammoth cold enough at your retirement home?

[John Holmberg]

Wow. All right. They haven't sent us one picture of this yet. This is the first time hearing of this. I knew they talked about it for.

[Brady Bogan]

A long time because they. You know, and they. The first herd, they find those frozen mammoths still where they've got many of.

[John Holmberg]

Suck them out. Make.

[Brady Bogan]

One guy made. Cook some up.

[Commercial Announcer]

What?

[John Holmberg]

Huh?

[Brady Bogan]

He cooked the frozen mammoth meat.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah. Okay. Yuck. Of course you know about that. And I made food out of a 10,000 year old.

[Commercial Announcer]

What was this technique Brady, did he smoke?

[Maniscalco (voice actor or character)]

Well, he had to smoke slow and because he's been frozen for a long time. But you know, frozen meat lasts a lifetime.

[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

Hey, Byron, I was looking at mmpguns.com's website. You have everything, and the prices are incredible.

[Brett]

Yes, sir. Mmpguns.com has over 400,000 products for sale daily. Everything from firearms, ammunition, accessories, optics, clothing, decoys, and more. The best part is, if you see it on our website, it's in stock and ready to to ship.

[Byron]

Wait, there's no backorders?

[Brett]

Nope. We work with all our distributors, so what you see on our site is what's actually available. We ship all over the country, so we're not just for Arizonans anymore. If the firearm you want is legal in your state, we can get it to a dealer for you to pick up.

[Byron]

Sounds simple. That's why I always go to mmpguns.com.

[Comedy Announcer]

All right, HMS podcast time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. Well, just in case you haven't been paying attention or if you've been mia, we'll let you know that Frank Caliendo is going to be performing at the Desert Ridge Improv this Friday and Saturday night. So tune in. Frank's gonna be in with the guys all week long. And just maybe we'll have tickets for you to go catch Frank live up north at Desert Ridge for the complete lineups. And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

My new.

[Commercial Announcer]

My new rub. Brady's mammoth rub.

[Maniscalco (voice actor or character)]

10,000 years in the making.

[John Holmberg]

Found it.

[Brady Bogan]

Eaten it.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that is flat out horrifying. I hope that doesn't work. I hope they're all retardo mammoths and they just eat each other and drop dead.

[Brady Bogan]

30 days.

[John Holmberg]

We can't do that. Maybe the earth's air starts to kill Dolly the sheep. Because the worst part is maybe it works, and then they're gonna start doing it with other stuff. We'll have a dodo, and they'll start working on other extinct things. And then next thing you know, you got a saber tooth tiger walking around U of A campus.

[Brady Bogan]

After the news that we had, I think two weeks ago, About. Oh, you know, we were wrong about the T. Rex. We think they're 70% bigger than the skeletons we found.

[John Holmberg]

Let's shoot up one of those and see if we were right. You can see it from space. We don't have a gun big enough.

[Commercial Announcer]

To take these things down.

[John Holmberg]

Turns out that they were T. Rexes. Were like 9 T. Rexes PER. Like a. Like a Megatron of T. Rex.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

So we just found the bones of a little bit of it. Right. And there were animals that lived on other animals. They were so big. Great, man. I'm fine with that. It'll be an entertaining end. All right, close.

[Brady Bogan]

That's your wide world.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no, no. Thanks. Joe Biden.

[Brady Bogan]

We got this 43 year old man in Thailand that was arrested. He'd been stealing women's panties off of clotheslines they're hanging about.

[John Holmberg]

I understand.

[Commercial Announcer]

Cut him off.

[Brady Bogan]

Police tracked him down.

[John Holmberg]

By air drying your underpants.

[Brady Bogan]

They were able to identify his clothes and the scooter he was on.

[John Holmberg]

Well, so let me guess. He's 5 4, dark hair, rides a scooter. The whole country is a suspect.

[Brady Bogan]

He said he was under the influence of alcohol, drugs during the theft. Feeling a strong urge, he grabbed the underwear and says, I did it because my wife doesn't own any of these. I wish she did.

[John Holmberg]

He has known panties or the types.

[Brady Bogan]

He was looking for, Types that he likes.

[John Holmberg]

Air drying things in Thailand must take days. It's the most humid place on the planet.

[Commercial Announcer]

It is very.

[John Holmberg]

There's no reason for a clothesline. It's gonna get wetter outside.

[Brady Bogan]

He then hung the underwear in his bathroom and used to help him masturbate.

[John Holmberg]

How did they find that out? You told him.

[Commercial Announcer]

He offered it up.

[John Holmberg]

Why? Why tell him that? Just say you stole it and leave it at that.

[Brady Bogan]

He said, I did it that way to hide it from his family. You've spilled too much. They found more underwear above the bathroom ceiling.

[John Holmberg]

Basically in the tile.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Keeping them in the attic. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And then he went on. Just to clarify, my family had nothing to do with this.

[Brett]

We're not.

[John Holmberg]

We're not assuming they did. This is not a family. This isn't like a, you know, an exercise that family, kids get in the car moment.

[Brady Bogan]

He said he felt sorry for his wife, saying sure. That he was afraid that his wife would misunderstood, misunderstand and think that he loved the panties more than her.

[John Holmberg]

Kind of did. If he had, he would hang them in the bathroom and stare at them. Yeah. And masturbate.

[Brady Bogan]

It was like a panty Review for Been There.

[John Holmberg]

Do they have Internet where he's from?

[Commercial Announcer]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I don't understand that. Panties.

[Brady Bogan]

But when you're looking on them in the video, then you have them for real. John.

[John Holmberg]

Nope.

[Commercial Announcer]

Did it say what city? Because he might have been in one of the cities that has those floor toilets.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, God. The hell's going on? It doesn't matter what city he's in.

[Brady Bogan]

That's whack it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it doesn't, man. But I'll tell you this. It's about time guys realized what panties are. They're not for. They're. They're a catch all.

[Brady Bogan]

But that's why those guys like it.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's not killing it. It's catching the stuff. Remember what Brady called that shouldn't be in there.

[Commercial Announcer]

Filter.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's the.

[John Holmberg]

It's. It's gross. It's a catch all to not get that stuff on your outside pants. Come on, fellas.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on, guys.

[John Holmberg]

Come on. We got photographs now. It's since the late 1800s. We've had pictures. Use that. But you can't get the same smell. Yeah, the catch all. That's her. That's. There's words for that. That you tell a doctor if your underwear smells that bad that it's. You need a physician.

[Commercial Announcer]

These ones smell too clean.

[John Holmberg]

Yuck. This don't smell like she sneezed from downstairs. Oh, that's good stuff there. I hang these in bathroom.

[Brady Bogan]

This one. Softball.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, God. Oh, this one happened. She was jogging today. Gross underwear. I've never understood that. Like pandy raids. I don't want to touch her underwear. That's gross. It's the catch all. Whatever's falling out of that thing, that thing's catching it. And then she goes and scrub a dubs for you later. If she's a good one. Oh, underwear sniffers. There's a lot wrong with you.

[Brady Bogan]

Speaking of intercourse.

[John Holmberg]

Hey.

[Brady Bogan]

What? Students at Canberra University in Australia. The sexual health organization has to send out an apology because they are the ones that distribute condoms for the students.

[John Holmberg]

Sure.

[Brady Bogan]

And this year they made a little mistake. They handed out ultrasound probe covers. Ultrasound probe covers instead of condoms. Similar packaging.

[John Holmberg]

Right, but they're sold in the sale.

[Brady Bogan]

No, the health officials put it together, but they used the wrong.

[John Holmberg]

Do they work?

[Brady Bogan]

No, they're not. Well, probably smaller.

[Maniscalco (voice actor or character)]

I mean, she might end up a little itchy.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I was just saying the ones I used seem to work out.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, ultrasound probes are not. I'm unimpressed. This is.

[Maniscalco (voice actor or character)]

If this is a better fit. Ronnie Hawk 2 on that and let's get to work.

[Brady Bogan]

You can see it's pretty obvious when they're handing them out. And it says checkmate probe cover.

[John Holmberg]

Lubricated probe cover. It says it right there on the thing. But they packaged them in the exact same little tear apart.

[Brady Bogan]

I down.

[John Holmberg]

It looks like a rubber. Yeah, but the kids were strapping these on and having little Australian babies.

[Brady Bogan]

Turn them back in.

[John Holmberg]

Hi. I used your rubber there, teacher, and guess what? Sheila's pregnant. Turns out these are just. Where did you buy these? At the drugstore. Why are they selling them together?

[Brady Bogan]

And of course, what was the college that they hand them out? Dixon College.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I'll tell you this, that's a pretty bad error on whoever ordered it. Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Bring them back. Let's get you the real ones.

[John Holmberg]

So I played jabberhole with my girlfriend and her gutted rabbit turned into this big swollen puff. Maybe it was the rubber. Turned out I was using a cover for an ultrasonic stick. Not my own, though. It said lubricated, but we didn't know with what. Turns out it's mayonnaise, the magic ingredient. Well, that's no good. But I've had friends use. Tell me they've used non condom condoms. So Brady's little. Well, isn't far fetched. I think close enough.

[Commercial Announcer]

No, no, no. Your question was, was it effective?

[John Holmberg]

Right? Oh, we know it's not effective.

[Maniscalco (voice actor or character)]

Yeah, well, I mean, it's.

[John Holmberg]

It fit.

[Commercial Announcer]

Not that it worked.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm sure it would work, but yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, you could use gauze and make a T shirt. It's still not a shirt. But it. You're covered up. Same thing with this stuff. Functional. I mean, I had a friend use Reynolds wrap. Oh. As a condom. Oh, Jesus. And it didn't work. It was all over the place. It was. His name was. His name was Jim. He didn't knock her up, but I think they both have warts. And I'm not gonna say who gave what to what, but he said he. I wrapped it right up, man. And then they used a hair tie to keep it on the bottom.

[Brady Bogan]

Then put her in the refrigerator.

[John Holmberg]

Well, because it was in the. On the fly and he didn't have one. And she was. Look, not just him. What kind of horses. Yeah, wrap it up. She's any better? Go get the cling wrap. Are you sure? I'll run to the drugstore. No, we don't have that kind of time. Get the cling wrap. How does that work exactly? Just start spinning it around. Watch yourself. On that razor.

[Brady Bogan]

It's all out. The only thing we have is wax paper. Use it.

[John Holmberg]

Use it. I have old newspaper and a sock. Get on that. Let's go. What a whore. But this dude was. He was the one who also stole purses of big girls. Oh, that's a bad dude. But he used Reynolds wrap on it. How big was his collection at 8. I remember 8. 7 or 8 in the back seat of his car. And I asked him, 7 or 8? What's with the purses and the really big. He wasn't. J. James, what is do. Are you gonna do the squares now? What is going on with you? Yesterday he was going working on a Maniscalco, and I said, for what? Who are you? He starts doing this voice, and I'm like, what are you doing?

[Maniscalco (voice actor or character)]

Working on my man of Scalco?

[John Holmberg]

Like, are you auditioning for something? Brian, let me just. Yeah, let me just stop you. Is Brady doing the squares today? Is he doing all the voices? I'm out. I'm gonna leave early. I gotta. I got a lot to do. I'll do the secret square. Brady will do all of them. Give all his treatments out. We're sitting in the golf cart.

[Maniscalco (voice actor or character)]

Yesterday, I got the thing on the thing.

[John Holmberg]

I'm like, what are you doing?

[Maniscalco (voice actor or character)]

Working on my man Escalco.

[Brady Bogan]

He.

[John Holmberg]

You're fired. You're fired. Stop it.

[Maniscalco (voice actor or character)]

What's the deal with these people?

[John Holmberg]

What are you doing?

[Maniscalco (voice actor or character)]

It's my prepubescent Maniscalco.

[John Holmberg]

I'm like, all right, work on that. That's great.

[Commercial Announcer]

Work on your own cadence first.

[John Holmberg]

And then I thought he was having a stroke when he goes, why are you doing that? What are you doing? Oh, I see. It's your jame gum.

[Brady Bogan]

Prepubescent.

[John Holmberg]

It's tea Lil jame gum.

[Byron]

And he had his Kamala laugh this morning.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what's going on here. I don't know what's going.

[Brady Bogan]

The new one.

[John Holmberg]

We have new ones. Yeah. Oh, geez. Top red one there. Oh, I think I broke together in the Brady box.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You have three of them.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Commercial Announcer]

So the one that's on the top.

[John Holmberg]

The top in my.

[Brady Bogan]

Let me suck that one.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you added the Kamala lap. Oh, dear God.

[Brady Bogan]

Let me suck that.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what that is. That is the worst sound I've ever heard.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what you're gonna hear on the west side. And then the new one from yesterday is on the right side. But I love the D. There you go.

[John Holmberg]

Finding things. Brady says, isolate that. Anyway, the story I was telling before little Jim Gum showed up. Jimmy steal fat girls purses at parties and then have sex with them and he'd steal their purse and then he'd go get gassed with their card or money in the purse. It was terrible. But he was the one that wrapped his penis in Saran Wrap with an. Had to be an absolute disgusting pig. And you know, you say, well you're an idiot, but I would have probably done the same. Do you know they do that at the massage parlors a lot of the times? Oh yeah, the Reynolds.

[Commercial Announcer]

I've heard that.

[John Holmberg]

Because condoms are expensive and rental trap is reasonable, but I don't think that stops STDs or hand warts. Can you get hand work?

[Commercial Announcer]

One of our cop friends said when they busted one of those massage places, there were. There were guys in there wearing the Reynolds wrap.

[John Holmberg]

Reynolds wrap? I wonder if that's a thing because otherwise why would they do it? Just wear rubber gloves?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Towel you off.

[John Holmberg]

I think. I wonder if you like if he had active herpes on his weenie. If you can get. Hand her. Like if she had a cut. I don't. I don't know how that works. Can you transfer it that way those.

[Commercial Announcer]

Gloves open up all the time.

[John Holmberg]

No, but can you transfer.

[Brady Bogan]

Medical people.

[John Holmberg]

Please, if you've got.

[Brady Bogan]

Or a hand.

[John Holmberg]

Well, there's the other thing maybe she's got, but I don't think those are transmittable warts. Like sex.

[Byron]

Great band name too.

[John Holmberg]

Hand Herpes. Hand Herpes.

[Commercial Announcer]

Oh, I thought you meant transmittable warts.

[John Holmberg]

Too hard on. Gotta explain that one title of their album. Yes, but anyway, Jim used to steal purses from fat girls and wrap himself up in Reynolds wrapping. It didn't work. The hair tie though.

[Brady Bogan]

She.

[John Holmberg]

She took her hair tie. Put this around it and gimme everything you got. Okay? And put my dick in a box of Uncle Ben's. You think that's gonna work? If that's what you got, put it in me, John.

[Commercial Announcer]

You know, Brady's just compensating because there's a huge boar's head meat recall.

[John Holmberg]

Oh no. Sorry about that. I didn't know you're going through that. Sad day we started to turn into other people. There's nothing weirder. I don't remember what hole it was, but I just heard.

[Maniscalco (voice actor or character)]

What's the deal with all the people?

[John Holmberg]

What are you doing?

[Maniscalco (voice actor or character)]

It's my maniscalco.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Maniscalco (voice actor or character)]

It'S little Maniscalco.

[John Holmberg]

What are you, Hanna Barbera? Quit it.

[Brady Bogan]

I got a couple of quick Brady videos. You weren't before.

[Maniscalco (voice actor or character)]

We get to Maniscalco and I'll do the little one and we'll do Maniscalco. And son should deal with all these people. Yeah, dad, what's the deal with the people?

[John Holmberg]

Arizona's most powerful rocket radio station. He said fully erect.

[Byron]

Hey, Byron. I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns.

[Brett]

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[Byron]

Well, can you do this to my gun?

[Brett]

We can do it to nearly any firearm. Doesn't matter where you live, you can ship it to us or we already have completed firearms in inventory daily with no weight.

[John Holmberg]

Well, there you have it.

[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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