08-27-25 - Brady Report - MIX - 8x - There's A New 6 sec Kissing Hack Going Around BO

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness (98KUPD)

Episode: 08-27-25 – Brady Report – MIX – 8x – There’s A New 6 sec Kissing Hack Going Around
Date: August 27, 2025
Panel: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Overview

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness features the ever-popular Brady Report, mixing offbeat news stories, comedic commentary, and listener interaction. The team’s tone is conversational, irreverent, and often edgy, targeting a morning audience that thrives on humor, local Arizona color, and the absurdities of daily life. The episode covers viral relationship advice, bizarre crime stories, food-related antics, the economics of modern life, and unique promotional stunts—always with the crew’s signature banter.

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Key Discussion Points

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1. Viral 6-Second Kissing Hack for Relationships

[02:46 – 04:20]

• Topic Intro (Brady): “Have you seen the six second kissing hack that's supposed to be good for your relationship?” [02:46]
• The Gottman Institute research says kissing for a full 6 seconds daily increases oxytocin and builds connection, even reducing cortisol.
• Discussion morphs into the potential awkwardness, with jokes about applicability to relatives (“Wouldn’t that apply with your grandmother?”) and the difference between hugging and kissing’s effects.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Brady: “It helps us bond with babies, pets, and each other.” [03:16]
  • Brett: “He’s trying to be gay about it... Now I have no. It has to be a full six seconds.” [03:11-03:30]
• The group riffs on forced affection (“That’s a rape hug.”), bemoaning cheesy relationship tips and finding innuendo everywhere.

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2. “What Color Was That Crime?” Game & Notorious Chicken Wing Heist

[06:17 – 08:55]

• Story: A Chicago area school food service director convicted for stealing $1.5 million in chicken wings during COVID meal programs.
• The team plays their recurring, non-PC game “What Color Was That Crime?”—guesses abound about the perpetrator based on names and location.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Brett: “That is a good point. Not with a million dollars in chicken wings. No way.” [07:20]
  • Brady: “Bootlegging the wings to maybe restaurants.” [07:46]
• Segment highlights playful, provocative speculation on crime and identity.

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3. More Food Crimes: Ravioli Assault and “Revenge Pizzeria” Scandal

[09:06 – 15:13]

• Ravioli Story: Woman arrested in Florida for attacking her sister with a plate of ravioli after a food dispute. Re-ignites the “What Color Was That Crime?” debate (concludes as white trash).
• Pizzeria Impersonator:
  • Man in Florida impersonates a rival pizzeria, distributes fake flyers, then delivers subpar homemade or frozen pizzas to ruin their reputation.
  • The panel marvels at his dedication (“That is brilliant… That’s hustling…”), riffing on all the ways he could sabotage the food, and invents “Brett’s Revenge Pizza” with insult-filled deliveries.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • Brett: “You know he’s doing terrible things to those pizzas too… hair, pubes.” [13:00]
  • Brady: “I want to start a revenge pizza place.” [18:13]

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4. News Oddities: Texas News Anchor Domestic Assault

[20:16 – 22:43]

• Story: Anchor Heather Kovar arrested for punching her boyfriend twelve times and breaking his nose after a drunken argument at a Tex-Mex restaurant.
• The panel turns it into a mock UFC event, questioning the boyfriend’s lack of defense, referencing boxing etiquette, and Mills Lane’s famous pre-fight instructions.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Brett: “A woman hits me once, you know, that's usually because I wasn’t in my defensive stance. You start that second haymaker, I got…I’m in the guard.” [22:05]

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5. Modern Economics: “What’s Too Expensive” Survey & Fast Food Pricing

[23:13 – 24:43]

• Survey Findings: Gas named most overpriced necessity, followed by fast food, meat, and smartphones. Yet, despite high cost, many see these as “still worth it.”
• Bret shares his shocked reaction to a McDonald’s meal’s price: “$11.70…That isn’t terrible. It’s not great. That’s not bad.” [24:19]
• Panel debates what fast food offers better deals, with nostalgia for McDonald's $5 meal deal, and personal sandwich preferences.
• On deals: Post-purchase “glow” lasts over 3 hours for most consumers—a 36% discount considered a “good deal.”

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6. Ridiculous Promotion: Doritos “Zero Gravity” Chips for Space

[27:33 – 29:34]

• Story: Doritos creates “mini Cool Ranch zero gravity chips” for an upcoming space mission; limited edition chips require a $200 St. Jude’s donation for a chance to win a bag.
• The cast mocks the concept, from anti-gravity cheese dust to the cash grab for “space Doritos.”
• Memorable Quote:
  • Brett: “You’re bad with your money if you spend anything on this. These are some chips that go against…” [29:23]
  • Brady: “My space Doritos make me Liza feather stuff as a board. It’s not weird.” [29:34]

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• Brady: “Happy National Glizzy Day.” [02:42]
• Brett: “The love drug.” [04:23]
• Brett: “Everybody poops £100 a year.” [05:23]
• Brett (on pizza scam): “He’s doing terrible things to those pizzas too… covered in hair and semen.” [13:00]
• Brady: “God’s revenge pizza. We don’t have long. We’ll deliver it. Hopefully before we die, your pizza will get there.” [18:23]
• Brett: “I get really high… Makes you feel good. I would like that feeling. I don’t think I possess that.” (about the post-purchase buzz) [26:17]
• Brett: “You’re bad with your money if you spend anything on this. These are some chips that go against…” [29:23]

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Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Start | End | |-----------------------------------------------|---------|---------| | Kissing Hack & Relationship Science | 02:42 | 04:20 | | Poop Statistics & Chicken Wing Heist | 05:00 | 08:55 | | Ravioli Assault & “What Color Was That Crime” | 09:06 | 11:03 | | Pizzeria Impersonator / Revenge Pizza | 11:11 | 20:05 | | News Anchor Domestic Battery | 20:16 | 22:43 | | “Too Expensive” Survey & Fast Food Pricing | 23:13 | 24:43 | | Post-purchase “Buzz,” Deals, and Doritos PR | 25:29 | 29:34 |

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Episode Tone and Style

• Edgy and irreverent—Hosts freely riff and improvise, with running jokes, mock outrage, and off-color asides.
• Grounded in current events and pop culture, often circling back to food, crime, and bizarre social studies.
• Aimed squarely at listeners who enjoy local flavor, taboo-busting humor, and the weird side of morning radio.

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For New Listeners

If you missed the episode, you’ll walk away with:

• A laugh-out-loud look at odd news and everyday absurdities, anchored by a cast that never takes themselves—or the stories—too seriously.
• Recurring games and in-jokes (e.g., “What Color Was That Crime?”) that make the Brady Report a highlight for regular listeners.
• Takeaway: Even the most mundane news stories can inspire wild speculation and hilarious tangents when Holmberg’s crew is behind the mics.

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Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

Happy National Glizzy Day.

[Brett Vesely]

Is it hot dog day?

[Brady]

Yes. Have you seen the six second kissing hack that's supposed to be good for your relationship?

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[Brady]

It's in the news after Associated Press did a thing on it. A place called the Gottman Institute.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, they're huge in psychiatry for this.

[Brady]

Came up with it based on how long it takes. What, the Gottman Institute.

[Brett Vesely]

Gottman. Gottman. It's people. They have another partner.

[Brady]

Gottman Institute.

[Brett Vesely]

No, you're fine. Don't fall for this. He's trying to be gay about it. Gottman. Gottman.

[Brady]

Well, based on how long it takes to trigger the release of oxytocin. That's the love hormone, right? It helps us bond with babies, pets and each other.

[Brett Vesely]

You ruined it. You ruined it. Your voice saying that ruined it. Where's that grinder guy? Come blow me. This is a transactional. Now I have no. It has to be a full six seconds of kissing.

[Brady]

They say if you do it every day, it can make you feel more connected. Increase the oxytocin level levels.

[Brett Vesely]

Tongue kissing and stuff.

[Brady]

And reduce levels of the stress hormone cortisol. Or just touch lips. I think it's touching lips. You can throw some tongue in there.

[Brett Vesely]

Wouldn't that apply then with your grandmother?

[Brady]

The other option is a hug. Six seconds. Say it takes 20 seconds of hugging to achieve the same level.

[Brett Vesely]

Does that include ass grabbing and fondling or just a regular old hug and a half chug?

[Brady]

I think a. An warm embracing hug.

[Brett Vesely]

Wouldn't that also apply to grandma?

[Brady]

Yeah, you'll feel connected to grandma.

[Brett Vesely]

The love drug.

[Brady]

Not in that sense.

[Brett Vesely]

What if it's your cousin Marianne connection?

[Brady]

Connection. The only time they wouldn't suggest it. If you're at each other's throats at the time.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't hug when you're mad.

[Brady]

It'll feel forced.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. That's a. That's a rape hug. You try to just hug somebody. Hug somebody that doesn't want to be hugged. It's like. Like Pepe Le Pew and a cat.

[Brady]

People produce an average of 0.28 pounds of feces every day.

[Brett Vesely]

Feces.

[Brady]

Feces. But that's what I said that a long time ago. The feces. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. But anyway, it was a reference back to yourself.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You did that one on purpose.

[Brady]

I did.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I thought it was micro feces.

[Brady]

Basically around £100 a year.

[Brett Vesely]

Everybody poops £100 a year.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Do you think you're high or low? I'm gonna go higher. Bob. I think you're dropping more than 100. £100 a year.

[Brady]

You know, I'm gonna start next year. I'll start weighing.

[Brett Vesely]

I think you're a pound a day.

[Brady]

Put a scale. Show me over 200.

[Brett Vesely]

Bob, I think you're pushing 200 pounds a year.

[Brady]

That would be if that was a pound a day. That's three quarters. £365.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. You're gonna be pushing about a pound because you're not doing rabbit.

[Brady]

I didn't yesterday at all.

[Brett Vesely]

No one that's doing it.

[Brady]

Then you make up for it with.

[Brett Vesely]

A double dumper day. Triples, Triples. If he eats, he poops. I've been there. I've seen it automatic. So breakfast poop, lunch poop. Usually that fast too. Gotta go.

[Brady]

We've got this lady in Chicago area school district. Just got a nine years in prison. She's a former food service director in the Chicago area at the Harvey School district. And it all started around the COVID time where the schools would provide meals still for the kids being homeschooled.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure.

[Brady]

You had to go pick them up.

[Brett Vesely]

They had to go get rid of all that food. Yeah.

[Brady]

Was found guilty because it was a. Basically a random audit. Found some of the numbers that we spent on chicken wings didn't match up.

[Brett Vesely]

She was knocking it out for home use.

[Brady]

$1.5 million worth of chicken wings.

[Brett Vesely]

Selling chicken wings to the neighborhood. She had access. No one was keeping an eye on her. That's too high. Harvey's a dump too. Harvey.

[Brady]

The audit noticed.

[Brett Vesely]

Got a picture of her. Noticed. Are we going to play the game? Yep. All right.

[Brady]

Vera Liddell. All right.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say old white woman. No. Not with a million dollars in chicken wings. No way. That is a good point.

[Brady]

1.5.

[Brett Vesely]

1.5. See I think she was entrepreneurial. Oh, you think so? And knew the neighborhood kind of the.

[Brady]

You know, she's definitely.

[Brett Vesely]

I say old white lady. Old crooked white lady going the other way. You're gonna go straight in at the.

[Brady]

Article I'm trying to find. Bootlegging the wings to maybe restaurants.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I'm saying. The Al capone of wings 0liddell. Sounds like an old white lady's name. God. You gotta find her for us.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

This game's fun. We call it what Color Was that Crime? Ready for the review? Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Here we go. Survey says Brett.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow. She looks like Lori Lightfoot. Damn it. Yeah. All right, Brady. Thanks. None of us double damn it. Not for sure. I think we're one and one on this. We're one to one. It's one to one. One to one. What color was that Crime? It's fun when there's no picture and then. But it just. The game is more of a sociological experiment for people. Not as much because we all have our own predetermined thoughts. I was just thinking of Harvey, Illinois. I know. That's. Oh, and that is kind of an unfair thing because that is definitely.

[Brady]

Brett knows.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, it's a particular Chicago's broken down into. Like this is where this group of people lives. Yeah. The Polish people live there. I mean, you don't really get. Harvey is. Yeah.

[Brady]

The latest food attack plaguing the US is this 21 year old woman. She got angry at her sister when she wouldn't share the grub with her.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, the food didn't attack?

[Brady]

No, the food didn't attack. Sister attacked her sister with ravioli. Nakia Davis got mad at her.

[Brett Vesely]

What color is this story, Brett? Not white. He's saying black. I'm gonna go white trash on this one. Really? Because it's Chef Boyardee. We're talking ravioli. Yeah.

[Brady]

Nakaya. What?

[Brett Vesely]

Nakia Davis. That one could go either way. That's what I'm saying. That's why I asked. That's why it's time to play what Color is the story.

[Brady]

I'll go married Hispanic.

[Brett Vesely]

Hispanic. Hispanic with ravioli. There's absolutely no justification for your logic throwing it out there. I'm saying white trash. You're saying black. Yeah. And you're saying Hispanic. Yep. And white combined. She married white. Wait, so she either threw it at Jethro Keyshawn or Jose. Is that what you're saying? Yep. Okay. Billy Bob Keyshawn or Jose took some ravioli to the face.

[Brady]

Food was delivered to the home they live in Florida. Why? And.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, no, no, not necessarily.

[Brady]

Ikea was upset at her sister for not sharing the food, so she picked up a plate of ravioli and chucked it at her sister.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. Okay. That's Chef Boyardee stuff. That's white trash if I've ever heard it.

[Brady]

She admitted to the ravioli tossing. Charged with domestic battery, a misdemeanor.

[Brett Vesely]

Do we have a picture?

[Brady]

A night in jail. We have a.

[Brett Vesely]

We have a picture. We will soon have a winner. Damn it. Brett's the champion today. Damn it. But for sure. What are we one for one on this? Yeah. It was one to one. We starting. Toledo is out. I don't know what you're. I don't know what you were thinking.

[Brady]

Taking a long shot.

[Brett Vesely]

You were taking a wild ravioli floating around a Mexican white lady's house. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.

[Brady]

This dude in Florida, Jose Marty Alvarez, is facing a felony charge after he was caught impersonating a pizzeria. He did the entire building. One may call it impersonating a pizzeria. He had this elaborate, bizarre scheme. He'd go to hotels and distribute fake flyers pretending to be another local pizzeria.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh.

[Brady]

Only they would have his phone number on the flyers. He would then take the orders, make the pizzas, and deliver them. Seems like a lot of work, but he was. You know. To do so many knockoff pizzas to actually get your own pizzeria. But the reason he was doing it, he wanted to ruin the reputation of that pizzeria.

[Brett Vesely]

So he was. He was calling himself a different.

[Brady]

Yeah. Pizza place.

[Brett Vesely]

Known for the good pizza and making cruddy pizza.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

Smart. That's brilliant.

[Brady]

He's doing it for years.

[Brett Vesely]

That is brilliant. But it's just.

[Brady]

Pizzeria realized that was happening. Police tracked him down.

[Brett Vesely]

God. How in the world. Maybe that was what was going on at Porkopolis. Some guy was impersonating you, and things got sideways. It's like, we're not. Would it ever run across your mind that you had an impersonator that was putting out a shoddy product? Where did the pizzeria figure that out? Our Yelp reviews are horrible.

[Brady]

We're not that bad.

[Brett Vesely]

We're not that bad. And Wait a minute. We don't deliver to that stupid hotel. That's a. That is an elaborately good scheme.

[Brady]

The P3 had been getting strange complaints and bad reviews off and on, but couldn't figure out how the confusion was happening.

[Brett Vesely]

Brilliant. The guy had to order boxes and Supplies and make pizzas all the time. Well I don't even know crush another.

[Brady]

Place even have to order the boxes because they wouldn't know something. You're ordering it from that place and just because you know you have a generic white pizza box.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh no, no. I didn't say it had to be specialized. You still had. You still have to order boxes. Yeah. Put them in a bag and bring them over there. You have to order boxes. You have to have lots of them. Just in case you get busy.

[Brady]

He was charged with organized scheme to defraud along with aggravated battery charge. He's got after fleeing the hotel staff and hitting a staff member with his vehicle.

[Brett Vesely]

He's gotta have a ton of money cause that's all your time. It's not easy to make you know, revenge pizzas all night long. That's a chore to like clean up at the end of the night. I'm beat. It's a long night of fake work.

[Brady]

Yeah, we got like 20 or 30 orders.

[Brett Vesely]

He's making money.

[Brady]

One oven at his house.

[Brett Vesely]

Busy as hell. There's a convention at that hotel. I'm gonna make about 30 pizzas tonight. And you know he's doing terrible things to those pizzas too. Like he's had to have it peeing and snot hoping that they'd find hairs. I'd pull a hair out and put it on every one pubes. Like he's try. He's those poor people just make it.

[Brady]

Easy and just buy you know the 2.99 frozen pizzas. And like this seems like a frozen pizza.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe that was he might have been doing that. Just getting a bunch of Sargentos totinos or whatever just covered in hair and semen. Here you go. And don't forget who brought it to you. Brett's Delicious Pizzeria. Say it out loud. And you know what we like to say to our customers after we deliver a pizza? I hope you die of cancer. You we're Brett. Well this guy's an asshole. I'm going to make a Yelp review. Okay. You do you by the way I your mom right before I made that pizza with my dirty your mom hands.

[Brady]

And you know there's one at least one 5 star best pizza I've ever one.

[Brett Vesely]

Dude loved it. God damn it. I gotta make em worse. Morning sickness. Magnificent UPD.

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Byron]

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[Brett Vesely]

Well, it sounds like M and P Guns is committed to providing the customers with the best possible service and selection.

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

A company called Lamastis Family Estates.

[Brett Vesely]

The box just says your mother's a. Well, the pizza place is obscene. I would buy pizza. Me too. Just because. Oh, your pizza's here. The pepperonis smell like your mom's. Oh my God. It'll be $53 for one pizza. Yeah, you j. Oh my God. I'm gonna. I'm gonna write a terrible review if you could spell you dumb Polack. Hey, you come back here. Nope. You. Your mom's in the car and she's about to wake up. I'm gonna give her another good one. Thanks, Earn from Brett's Pizza. Thanks for ordering from Brett's Pizza.

[Brady]

God bless.

[Brett Vesely]

You'll preview one star. If I could give it less, I would. He called me a Jew and a Pollock. I could spell. You son of a bitch. It's called way see it the guy just sitting there. Every night he goes to Yelp and reads the new reviews and laughs himself to sleep. The glass of Sambuco and a dream. I want to do that. I want to start a revenge pizza place.

[Brady]

Well, I don't go to jail.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, okay, maybe I gotta get caught first. You know, we should start one as Gary and Matt. Oh, man.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

God's revenge pizza. We don't have long. We'll deliver it. Hopefully before we die, your pizza will get there. Or it's free. ALS pizza. Don't complain.

[Brady]

There's a couple of pieces missing, but it was really good.

[Brett Vesely]

Here's your meat lovers pie. It's named after your mother, Phyllis, because she's also a meat lover. I want that. What a great idea.

[Brady]

Imagine Brett's pizza. You want the spoiled broad? No, we wouldn't get specialty pizzas.

[Brett Vesely]

You don't tell them first. It's not on the menu. The spoiled. We got to do it at the door. Is that your daughter? Is she nine? She's got a nice ass. I'm Brett's pizza. Hey, she's nine. Means she doesn't have a nice ass, sir. Put it in your Yelp review. Brett's Pizza. We ordered that pizza 45 minutes ago. Sorry about that, sir. Hey, the world's oldest person smells like fish in there. Oh, that's you. I can smell your from here. Man, I would so buy from him. It's like Ed Dubevik's on steroids, only comes to your house and the d. What's his job? I have so many questions about that guy. What's his job? Why is he mad at that pizza place? What kind of time does he have to dedicate to this revenge pie spot for years? Is he hiring? I would gladly be part of this.

[Brady]

That's hustling.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man. I got some free time in the days. I think I just start skipping out on a bunch of workouts and just head over to Brett's Pizza, help this dude make hair pie.

[Brady]

A local news station in Texas had to report on a story this week after their own anchor got arrested for Breaking someone's nose.

[Brett Vesely]

Oops.

[Brady]

Her name is Heather Kovar.

[Brett Vesely]

Nice.

[Brady]

She's been the weekend anchor at KBTX in Bryan, Texas for over a year. Just a little over a year. It's right next to College Station, where Texas A and M is. They ran a story about it on Tuesday and didn't give a ton of details. But a competing news station revealed the nose she broke belonged to her boyfriend.

[Brett Vesely]

Oops.

[Brady]

They were arguing at a Tex Mex restaurant across the street from Heather's apartment on Monday night. She apparently had a few margies. They left and went back to her apartment and things turned physical. She allegedly punched her boyfriend in the face 12 times. Hit his arm.

[Brett Vesely]

Put your hands up.

[Brady]

Scratched up the other arm. And he barricaded himself in the bathroom.

[Brett Vesely]

Was he in a wheelchair? I'm not hitting back, but no woman's hitting me 12 times.

[Brady]

Court documents said he ended up with a bloody broken nose.

[Brett Vesely]

She's obviously facing domestic violence, a UFC event. Put your hands up. Clinch, for Christ's sake.

[Brady]

There's Heather Kovar. Protect yourself at all.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's what they say before the protect itself at all times. Any questions? Let's get it on. Judge Mills Lane. This blow belt. Let's blow the belt. I'm gonna be very strict about that. Protect yourself at all times. Let's get it on.

[Brady]

I like how they measure on those.

[Brett Vesely]

Guys that wear way high. Yeah, this is balloon a little bit high, but don't accept it. He's got his pulled up to his nipples load about. You gotta hit this man. They should've. I miss Mills Lane. He was the best. You can't be doing that. Knock that off. Like he'd be screaming during the fight. You'd watch Mills. But yeah, A woman hits me once, you know, that's usually because I wasn't in my defensive stance. You start that second haymaker I got. I'm in the guard. I'm covered. And I'm also doing a little head movement at that point. I know you get me twice. Oh, you're doing a lot of head. Start working the skills. I'm not getting hit 11 more times. Something's gotta be done. She's so fast. Lift your hands.

[Brady]

He was. He had to have been totally just liquored up or asleep.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I've been pretty drunk before. I can take four punches before I realize. Get your hands up. Get your hands like Mickey Freddie Roach is in my head. Gotta get your hands up. You're gonna get killed out there. Hands up. Just block a couple 12 to the face. That's gotta be a record. I mean Stephen Hawking would block one of those eventually.

[Brady]

There's a new report on bargain hunting. It includes list of things that are priced too high. Stuff that were higher prices than they're worth it. The price too high category. Gas is number one.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Brady]

Current average is according to 47 cents.

[Brett Vesely]

Say it again.

[Brady]

They did a survey on things that are priced too high right now.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[Brady]

And what's worth paying for? They're saying even though it's priced high.

[Brett Vesely]

It'S still worth things that are essential. Yeah, got it.

[Brady]

Gas number one is price too high.

[Brett Vesely]

Amazon doordash, Amazon Prime.

[Brady]

Fast food is the runner up on a too expensive list. Meat, fish, automobile, smartphones, eggs, clothing, personal care items, snacks and medicine.

[Brett Vesely]

I was running around yesterday and got real hungry and haven't been to McDonald's in a long time. I went there for lunch real quick just to drive through number three. Large fries, large Diet Coke. What's the number three? Double Quarter Pounder with cheese.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

$11.70. That isn't terrible. It's not great. That's not bad.

[Brady]

But you haven't been there probably in a while. Have you seen their five dollar meal deal?

[Brett Vesely]

Double cheeseburger, fries, four piece chicken McNuggets and a drink. Something about the quarter pound of bread I can't eat. The regular McDonald's bread you can't eat.

[Brady]

You have to have the sesame seeds.

[Brett Vesely]

I like it. Really? That's the only one.

[Brady]

I'm the other way.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't like. Really? I don't like that. Well yeah, but it's dry and boring. That's why. Yeah.

[Brady]

What's worth paying for still? Smartphones came in number one. Appliances and next computers, laptops.

[Brett Vesely]

Wait, the other thing was stuff not worth it anymore.

[Brady]

They're saying it's too high and it's not worth it.

[Brett Vesely]

It gas.

[Brady]

Yeah. And gas is actually down 9% from.

[Brett Vesely]

Last year from being too expensive and not worth. It's like it's as your stupid phone. Yeah, that should be on the other list.

[Brady]

Yeah, just dumb. But the other survey found that many people get an actual buzz when it comes to scoring a good deal. The average purchase globe.

[Brett Vesely]

Brett's looking right at me. Not real. No, it's not. I do like a good deal, but who doesn't?

[Brady]

The average post Purchase Glow lasts 216 minutes. 3 hours and 36 minutes.

[Brett Vesely]

A post purchase Glow is 3 hours.

[Brady]

About 1 in 3 people feel the.

[Brett Vesely]

Buzz longer than that you get a little high off of a good price. Yeah.

[Brady]

They're so happy that they got a deal.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I'm not. I'm not authentic. I guess I'm not authentic. Do you get that, Brady? You like a good price. You look at prices of a lot of things.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You get a buzz.

[Brady]

I don't know about a buzz that long. That long I'm looking for. I get one.

[Brett Vesely]

You get one though. Oh yeah.

[Brady]

I feel like you got a good deal.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You feel good? I get really high.

[Brett Vesely]

Makes you feel good. I would like that feeling. I don't think I, I possess that.

[Brady]

60 of people believe they can find a deal on anything.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

54% say they're the best bargain hunter they know.

[Brett Vesely]

You know what I think of bargain hunters and people who say I can get a deal on anything? Suckers. I do.

[Brady]

The thing that you, that you brought.

[Brett Vesely]

In a few years ago where if you see something 55% off, well, that tells me you've been overcharging me. You've been killing me for years. I'm not getting a good deal. You're charging me exactly what I should be.

[Brady]

If you take the hit of 55%.

[Brett Vesely]

Off on this, then you've been overcharging. We're all duped by good deals because it's basically like, look at this sale. It's them unloading something for a price that's normal.

[Brady]

And it depends on what it is because sometimes you get what you pay for.

[Brett Vesely]

Right? Well that's the good deals are you suckers usually eat up good deals and it's like gamblers, they only tell you about their wins, right? Suckers are the ones that are like, I got this for four bucks and it's a, it's a two dollar item and it breaks and it's a piece of garbage.

[Brady]

59% of the people like to brag about getting a great price to their partner, friends, extended family. So what counts as a good deal, they say on average it's a savings of at least 36%.

[Brett Vesely]

Third off. Okay.

[Brady]

Freeze dried ice cream is so Apollo 11 heard about this. Doritos has finally made limited edition Doritos mini Cool Ranch zero gravity flavored Tori tortilla chips. They were designed for the space flights.

[Brett Vesely]

Is there nothing food people will not believe.

[Brady]

The chips are.

[Brett Vesely]

A gimmick.

[Brady]

Cheese dust does not float around in.

[Brett Vesely]

The zero because we have gravity on the chips.

[Brady]

The chips are smaller than the regular Doritos size.

[Brett Vesely]

If you're an idiot and you thought your Doritos were, you know, going to go ahead and float because they're not susceptible to gravity.

[Brady]

They debuted on the Get Off My Sexes Polaris dawn mission later. That's happening this month. This is the debut of the chips. And then they'll take advantage of the Falcon 9 and the Dragon's maximum performance. They hope to be flying in all the different.

[Brett Vesely]

So they can only be eaten in zero gravity is what I'm doing.

[Brady]

They're designed to be zero grams.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, is that.

[Brady]

Yeah. And pigs is right. If you donate to St. Jude's Children's.

[Brett Vesely]

Research Hospital, they'll make the kids go to space.

[Brady]

They'll make a limited amount of these chips that you can get with your donation.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, no kidding.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh good. Well, Caleb and Alec, that's the Shriners. Don't confuse it. They're different sick kids churning up different sick kid money.

[Brady]

It requires a $200 donation for Doritos.

[Brett Vesely]

To get a bag of chips to be in.

[Brady]

Considered getting a bag of chips.

[Brett Vesely]

It's supposed to be in the running.

[Brady]

Chance to win the chips which requires a 200 donation. Doritos is also also offering the opportunity to win some mission inspired swag.

[Brett Vesely]

You're bad with your money if you spend anything on this. These are some chips that go against.

[Brady]

And they're kind of a Pringles tube. And there's the package.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure. That's for space. Yeah, they fight gravity. They built them for the Apollo 11 astronauts. That's not the one that Tom Hanks was on. That's a different one. They didn't have the proper chips, weighed them down, almost crashed into the moon. But these are mine now and when I eat them, I can float. Yeah. I go against all sorts of science when I eat my Doritos that are built. My space Doritos. My space Doritos make me Liza feather stuff as a board. It's not weird.

[Brady]

It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees.

[Brett Vesely]

I have heard enough of this. Hey Byron. I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns, Brett.

[Byron]

I sure do. It's MMP Guns customs. MMP Guns is creating some amazing firearms. We offer polishing, plating, bluing, custom laser engraving, laser stippling, cerakoting and performance upgrades. We do everything in house with our master trained crafts. You can select our designs or make up your own.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, can you do this to my gun?

[Byron]

We can do it to nearly any firearm. Doesn't matter where you live, you can ship it to us or. We already have completed firearms in inventory daily with. No wait.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, there you have it. MMP Guns on the northeast corner of 12th street and Indian School or online.

[Brady]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

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[Brett Vesely]

It's Jon Holmberg and Brett Vesely from the morning sickness coming at you. For our pals at Action Ride Shop, it's summertime, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the outdoors here in Arizon. Just have to be smart about it. That's a fact, Bert. Action Ride Shop is step one in the smart department. They've got awesome deals on all their ebikes right now. They also have specials on their mountain bikes and neighborhood commuters. And just because it's hot out doesn't mean you can't grab a light and ride the glorious Arizona trails with an awesome setup from outbound lighting and night rider. Get to Action Ride Shop on the 60 and Gilbert or their new location on McDowell and Power. Action rideshop dot com.