08-27-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD BO

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness (98KUPD) – August 27, 2025: FULL SHOW SUMMARY

Overview

This episode blends the show’s signature irreverent banter with personal stories, local news, and unfiltered social commentary. John Holmberg, with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, riff on everything from parenting milestones and kids moving out to the ethics of inheritance, bizarre criminal hijinks, and some hilariously cringe-worthy tales from their own lives. This episode is deeply rooted in “life as it happens,” with the team breaking down everyday issues through their sarcastic, comedic lens.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Milestones: Kids Growing Up and Moving Out

• Kirby Gets Her License:

  • Brady’s daughter, Kirby, is finally eligible for her driver’s license after waiting out the mandatory six-month permit period.
  • The crew reminisces about first cars, parental rules, and the consequences of teenage driving mistakes.
  • [04:12] Toledo: “Do you have Life360?” – A discussion on tracking kids’ driving, with John and the group debating surveillance vs. trust.

• Toledo’s Son Moves Out:

  • Toledo’s son is moving out with little cash and no job, prompting bets on how long until he’s back home.
  • [05:56] Toledo: “…walk into a school down there and they’ll hire you. You’re already in the system.”
  • John and Toledo compare notes on the “sink or swim” approach with their children.

Quote [05:23] John: "Your parents don’t pay your bills to keep you out of trouble, they pay your bills to keep you from coming back."

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2. Parenting Philosophies & Rules

• John presses Brady and Toledo about consequences for traffic violations and household responsibilities tied to car privileges.
• [08:29] Brady: “I’ve told her… when you first get your license, you've got to be really careful because one ticket…”
• Discussion highlights include the pain of being the designated driver again if car privileges are revoked, referencing past personal experiences and parental manipulation.

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3. Financial Adulting & Life Lessons

• Intense focus on what happens as young adults try living alone: job-seeking, paying rent, managing expenses, and the reality of running out of money.
• Parental strategies for helping (or not helping) financially, and bets on when the “boomerang” will hit.

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4. Wild Tangents: Grindr, OnlyFans, and Modern Hustles

• John shares hilarious, graphic anecdotes from creating a fake Grindr account, shining a light on the bluntness of male-to-male dating app culture:
  • “Pulse. That’s really all you need on Grindr. You got a pulse, you got an account. Little green dot says you're online, you're close.” [15:12]
• The topic segues into joking about Toledo’s son paying rent with OnlyFans or Grindr; the show speculates (satirically) on the “side hustles” Gen Z might resort to.

Quote [14:50] John: "I'll pay you to give you a BJ. And I actually considered that one. Hey, wait a minute…"

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5. Marriage, Terminal Illness, and Betrayal – Darkly Comic Letters Segment

• The crew dives into a string of real and hypothetical stories about spouses cheating when their partner is dying, with brutal, yet oddly compassionate, comedic takes.
• [24:33] John reads Gary’s Letter: A listener, diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor, discovers evidence his wife is cheating. The whole team explores the tragic (and comic) implications.
• The age-old debate: “If your spouse is dying, is cheating more forgivable?” John and the gang question double standards, impending death freeing up moral boundaries, and, absurdly, how and if you would confront your spouse.

Quote [26:58] Brady: “You know, it might not have just started there.”
Quote [32:13] Brady: “You get out early.” (on serving a "prison sentence" for murder if you have only a few months left to live)

• Imaginary O.J. Simpson drops in with advice [45:54], playing into the show’s dark humor style.

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6. Product Tampering & Sketchy Store Experiences

• John tells a disgustingly funny story about witnessing a homeless man applying—and returning—stick deodorant at CVS.
• [100:54] “He’s taking Walmart samples of the Dove Extra Dry. He popped a little protective, which is easy to get off...” – The team then riffs on product safety, “sharing” deodorant, and supermarket hygiene nightmares.

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7. Society, Greed, and Inheritance Rants

• John’s extended, tongue-in-cheek monologue about why women should target rich old men for short-term marriage, Anna Nicole Smith style.
• Criticizes the “romance” narrative and pushes the practical, Tex Avery logic instead.
• [112:31–120:39] “There’s some divorced guy living on the side of Mummy Mountain all by himself… go get yourself— that’s disgusting! But if Bon Jovi came off the stage, you’d blow him.” – John skewers the double standards and the Hallmark fairytale with merciless glee.

Quote [122:14] Brett: “Oh, he motorboated right then and there.” Quote [120:39] John: “You get success so you can get a higher level of ass. That’s the truth.”

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8. Quirky News & Crime Stories

• Chicago-area food service director sentenced for embezzling $1.5 million in chicken wings. The crew invents the “What Color Was that Crime?” guessing game, riffing on race-related stereotypes and regional knowledge.
• A woman in Florida attacks her sister with ravioli; the team again plays “What Color is this Story?”, satirizing media narratives.

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9. Miscellaneous: Bizarre Stories, Health Hacks & Pop Culture

• Discussion of the Gottman Institute’s “6-second kissing hack” for relationship health.
• Ruminations on how much people poop yearly.
• Prank pizza operations: One man impersonates a pizzeria to ruin a rival’s reputation, delivering bad pizza for years.

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10. Entertainment Drill

• The “worst celebrities to work with” list: Ellen, Dr. Phil, Scarlett Johansson, Ben Stiller, Steven Seagal, and Russell Crowe all earn “Grade-A D-bag” status, based on feedback from industry insiders.
• Gene Simmons jokes: Applicants to Kiss have to be over 6 feet tall.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• On Parenting/Moving Out:
  [05:23] John: "Your parents don't pay your bills to keep you out of trouble, they pay your bills to keep you from coming back."
• On Grindr:
  [15:12] John: "Pulse. That’s really all you need on Grindr. You got a pulse, you got an account. Little green dot says you’re online, you’re close."
• OnlyFans/Gen Z Hustle:
  [14:50] John: "I'll pay you to give you a BJ. And I actually considered that one. Hey, wait a minute…"
• Cheating & Terminal Illness:
  [24:33] John: [Reading Gary’s email about cancer, cheating, and despair] [32:13] Brady: "You get out early." (On serving a "prison sentence" if you kill your wife's lover while terminally ill)
• On Inheritance Marrying:
  [112:31] John: "There’s some divorced guy living on the side of Mummy Mountain all by himself…" [120:39] John: "You get success so you can get a higher level of ass. That’s the truth."
• On Product Tampering:
  [100:54] John: “He’s taking Walmart samples of the Dove Extra Dry… popped a little protective, which is easy to get off.”
• On Women's Romantic Choices:
  [120:58] John: "You can do this. A lot of people do a lot harder work in 60 days and don’t get paid what you’re about to get."

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Notable Segments & Timestamps

• New Drivers & Moving Out: [03:00–15:00]
• Grindr & OnlyFans Comedy Tangent: [13:35–19:43]
• Listener Letters/Cheating & Illness Segments: [23:14–43:55]
• Crime Stories (“What Color Was that Crime?”): [73:38–77:33]
• Product Tampering/Deodorant Rant: [99:31–104:56]
• John's Monologue on Trophy Wife Logic: [112:31–121:29]
• Entertainment Drill (Celeb D-bags): [143:04–145:14]

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Tone & Style

• Sarcastic, raw, and frequently darkly comic
• Unapologetically honest, but self-aware, especially when riffing on taboo subjects
• Quick-witted banter between hosts, with stories blending mundane reality and wild tangents
• Regular callbacks to personal stories, show “in-jokes,” and bits that break the fourth wall

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For First-Time Listeners

This episode is an unfiltered blend of observational humor—equal parts life advice, grumpy-old-man rant, and gleeful immaturity. If you enjoy radio shows where the hosts share genuinely personal stories and aren’t afraid to push boundaries, Holmberg’s Morning Sickness is for you.

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Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

While driving or when full alertness is needed. The best of Holmberg's morning sickness. This is the big red radio.

[Toledo]

Wren is going back to yesterday. He wants Iron Maiden. Aces high for Kirby being on the roads.

[John Holmberg]

And she's not.

[Brady]

Not yet.

[John Holmberg]

They blew it. They blew the time. Is she getting it today? Yeah. Okay.

[Brady]

Yeah, they had to hold her. You know it's a law. You have to have your G permit for six months. Okay, so she got it on Feb. First.

[John Holmberg]

So she missed by a day.

[Brady]

She took the test on the 31st.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady]

They didn't get issue it technically. They said today is six months.

[John Holmberg]

Today she gets her driver's license.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

This is it.

[Brady]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

Where's the. Now are you gonna do that family thing where it's like. Like in Happy days when Richie got his license and everybody went to dinner and Richie drove?

[Brady]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Why not? Because Brady Star, he drives.

[Brady]

Think about that. I forgot about the episode.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it's just life. You're not going to climb in the car with her the first day.

[Brady]

I've been in the car with her.

[John Holmberg]

I know, but it's official now because.

[Brett Vesely]

You'Re going to be in the back seat.

[Brady]

No, it's official.

[John Holmberg]

Tell you what.

[Brady]

Here, Sola.

[John Holmberg]

No, that'll be fine. It's. But you got to do this the right way.

[Toledo]

So wait, you're going to cloud up climate change by taking two cars to dinner?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah, we're going to bring it down.

[John Holmberg]

The family piles in the car. Kirby drives. Come on down to my neighborhood and I'll buy dinner for Kirby for her birthday. How about that? I demand freeways. I demand. Is she good on freeways?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I gotta give it to her then. That's usually the first thing that people freak out about. All right. Freeway up.

[Toledo]

Do you have life360?

[John Holmberg]

What's that?

[Toledo]

No, we're kind of tracker app on her. On your kid's phone. We had that on Alex's and he was driving my car before we got his. Tracked him doing 90 on the 202.

[Brady]

Yeah, it gives you the speed limit.

[John Holmberg]

And this is milestone day. Hey, dude, like your. Your kid gets the driver's license, Brady, and yours is moving out today.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Today's the rest of his life.

[John Holmberg]

Well, no, he'll be back in 60 days. Stop it. There's no way he's. There's no way this sticks. He's jobless. He's moving out of town.

[Brady]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

He's got no money. Zero.

[Toledo]

He's got $260 in his account and.

[John Holmberg]

He'S got to figure out how to pay rent in 30 days. Yep. But either way, time. He also has to get a job. Yep. He's got 30 days until his lease.

[Brady]

He had 120 to accomplish that.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he had all summer to figure this out. Yeah. He'll be back minus before Halloween. Before Halloween. There's going to be talk of how do I break this lease. You know, it.

[Toledo]

I. I prepare for it.

[John Holmberg]

I've already contacted a lawyer. No, and this is the thing that. Smart. Smart. Get learner and row in on this.

[Brady]

I got a broken lease.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I got a broken lease. It's like, how long? Oh, no, it hasn't happened yet, but it is definitely going down. Yeah, we just need to prep. This is the thing. Kids don't realize. Your parents don't pay your bills to keep you out of trouble. They pay your bills to keep you from coming back. Yep. So you're gonna end up kicking in for at least the first month. There's no way he's. It's August 1st. Right. So he's got to not only get a full time job, he's got 30 days to pay the bill. Yeah. So at least he doesn't have a job.

[Brady]

No.

[John Holmberg]

So right now if he gets a job today, he won't start for a couple of days. So he's already down three or four days.

[Toledo]

There's a couple of. Like I've been trying to tell him. So he was. He was. I don't know what the term is, but he was part of an after school program all year his senior year. So he worked at an elementary school for their after school program. And so he would be there from like two to six. And that's what. That's what he worked. But it was a consistent paycheck. I told him, I said, smartest thing you could do, Walk into a school down there and they'll hire you because you're already in the system. You've already been background checked, You've already got your fingerprints in. Do that, you start earning a check right away. And then you can go find the job that you want.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. Or whatever. Yeah. But be diligent.

[Toledo]

Hope he does it.

[John Holmberg]

But he's gonna need, think about it, food. Like insurance for his car. And here's the big one.

[Toledo]

Insurance has been paid for six months already.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. So that's good. That's a big so good. That means his weed account is better. That's where it's gonna get him.

[Brady]

Something will motivate him.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I'd like to. I'd like you to tell me what that is.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'll tell you what. Motivate him, but motivate him to pack up his car and drive back to dad's house before Halloween. He's gonna. So it's a big day, though. Because the first time you move out is a big deal, right?

[Toledo]

It is.

[John Holmberg]

And I'm hoping that he'll be back.

[Toledo]

Like what Brady said. I'm hoping that that bug gets him that, hey, I like this.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

I want this to continue.

[John Holmberg]

How could you? Right?

[Toledo]

That's the thing.

[John Holmberg]

He started. You can't like this. He's already stressed out. He's not even moved in.

[Toledo]

He says he's not.

[John Holmberg]

He is.

[Brady]

He is.

[John Holmberg]

He has to be.

[Brady]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

He doesn't know he's stressed out yet. But in 30 days when he's like, I got $800.

[Toledo]

Not about. Not in 30 days. Probably right around 17, 18 days it'll be.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you think it'll happen by 800.

[Toledo]

Because he's gonna start looking at the end of the month going.

[John Holmberg]

I think the end of the month.

[Toledo]

I've been going to raising canes every day.

[Brady]

And.

[John Holmberg]

He'Ll be back.

[Brady]

What's your job? I've been running back and forth between Nogales and Tucson.

[John Holmberg]

Now, Brady, I don't know your rule for the kid driving situation. You're fairly lax parents. Yeah, but how many tickets or if incidents until Kirby gets the car taken away?

[Brady]

The. Well, the minute the insurance gets, you know, goes up. Like if it's one ticket and your insurance goes up. Insurance is through the roof by the Way. Right now.

[John Holmberg]

Right, right.

[Toledo]

210Amonth for Alex. If I pay. If I pay six months at a time.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

So.

[John Holmberg]

So you've got. But there's no, like, rule like, set ahead. All right? This car is. Is. Is. It's a. It's a privilege, not a right. And here are the three things you can't do. The speeding ticket. Like, is there anyone. Is there any one thing she can't do to those keys come back?

[Brady]

Well, I've told her that I've gone over that I go. You know that when you first get your license, you've got to be really careful because one ticket, you know, they're. They're.

[John Holmberg]

You're worried about the price.

[Brady]

Your license suspended.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady]

Of course he is the.

[John Holmberg]

But I'm saying, does. Is there anything she can do to have that car taken away that isn't just cost you money? Like, did you have the rules set? My dad had rules that. Yeah.

[Brady]

No, we.

[Toledo]

Alex lost his. He got two red light or not red light. Speeding camera tickets.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

And he didn't pay attention to him. And he. We found out that he had like, a week to take care of it. Well, that's not enough time to do the.

[John Holmberg]

Those go in the trash. He's not wrong. Well, you have to get served.

[Toledo]

He was already in the system for that.

[John Holmberg]

So you got to get served. They can't do a thing about it. You could have gone down and fixed that. Well, talk to me next time that happens. I'll.

[Toledo]

I'll have you.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

You know the homburg and home bird.

[John Holmberg]

They can't do a thing about it until they serve you. Those things are suggestions.

[Toledo]

That's how I find him.

[John Holmberg]

Throw them all. My house, not my kid.

[Brady]

So. But then I think it does.

[Toledo]

He got his license suspended and he got his.

[John Holmberg]

And.

[Toledo]

But he was able to take the class and he gets the one off. But he still got one. And that hiked his rates. So he lost his. He lost his car for a month because he. He didn't have a license.

[John Holmberg]

Does Kirby have the. You've got to do all of these jobs at the house to keep this alive.

[Brady]

She has a responsibility, mostly gas.

[John Holmberg]

Right now she just got about. I'm saying, like, does she have to, like, now is there new rules? My dad had. When I got my car, I thought it was going to be free and easy. All I ended up doing was becoming his landscaper. Like, every day he's like, all right, car's mine. If that yard ever needs to be mowed visually, the Car's mine, so I had to make sure that that thing was like a day.

[Brady]

Jobs are like. If she doesn't. She's not earning money. We're not creating jobs around the house yet, man.

[John Holmberg]

I got. I got. I got it rough.

[Toledo]

Easy street forced me to do that. She's still doing sports then?

[Brady]

Yeah, she's doing sports, but she is wanting to look for a job now that she's 16. There were a couple of places I did hire at the. At 15.

[John Holmberg]

Crazy. 16 moved out. They're almost both free. Almost both free. Brady. More so than Toledo. Toledo's kid's going to come back for sure.

[Toledo]

Let's suck an anchor. I have an anchor, baby.

[John Holmberg]

Pivot is an asshole. I'm never moving out with anybody. You guys make it easy.

[Toledo]

No, he's by himself. He lost his one roommate that he was going to.

[John Holmberg]

He's living alone.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Cuz his. His one roommate that he was going to have was. Was going to be. He got into the dorms and so Alex isn't starting until January.

[John Holmberg]

He moved down there by himself with no job today.

[Toledo]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

And he owes rent in 30 days. Yeah. Oh, this is. This is a catastrophe. Well, what I'm.

[Toledo]

What I'm looking forward to is like on the 29th when he says, hey, if I were to sell my car.

[John Holmberg]

All right. And do what?

[Toledo]

You rear ended somebody about it about a year ago. What are you. You're gonna get a thousand bucks for it.

[John Holmberg]

That'll pay rent. He's already got a plan to sell his stuff.

[Brady]

I'm plotting, I'm plotting. No, my thing on the car. You know who would inconvenience the most?

[John Holmberg]

You.

[Brady]

It's like. Yeah. Last thing I want to do is take that car away.

[John Holmberg]

I figured that out.

[Brady]

That means I have to drive her. That or between Ronnie.

[John Holmberg]

I figured.

[Toledo]

More of a pain in the ass for me because I had.

[Brady]

To take him to work.

[John Holmberg]

I had to figure that out about four months into mowing the grass every single day. What's he gonna do if he takes my car and I'm. Then I'm on his time again. Sure enough.

[Toledo]

Did you have another job at that time?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I was working at Tony Roma's too, but that yard was.

[Toledo]

Oh, at 16.

[John Holmberg]

You were working at 15? Yeah, I was working there when I was 15, but we can. Oh, I got. I got, though. And then. So if I'd screw that up and they said, give me the keys to that thing. You're not driving. I'm like, okay. And it took about three Months. And I'm like, gotta go to work at five. Ah.

[Toledo]

Weren't you in walking?

[John Holmberg]

He'd drive me over there. No, I was like, well, I could have, but it was a little warm. And he would drive me over there. Gah. And then, you know, 10 o'. Clock. Hey, dad, it's John. Need a ride home? And then he'd give me the keys back, like, the next day. All right, lesson learned.

[Toledo]

Alex got indignant with me once too, when I was a little bit late picking him up. I'm like, hey, you gotta let me know when it is. And if I'm out doing stuff, I'm gonna finish what I'm doing and then I'm gonna come get you.

[Brady]

I think I gotta. I just thought of a decent system if that were, you know, to happen.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And the biggest thing is getting to school every day.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

There's enough parents that I know their kids that are driving pick them up. Yeah. And your gas money is gonna pay that kid.

[Toledo]

That's a good one, because Lisa's cousin Danny is the one who had to pick up Jane Mansfield that morning.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, when he had this. Yeah, that's right when he was calling you going, can't go to school today. Dude woke up late. That's on you. That's great.

[Toledo]

Danny dropped him off and said, love you outside of the car.

[John Holmberg]

People want in on the action. We do a little fanduel over under on Toledo's kid. And when he'll be back, I have Halloween as my over man.

[Toledo]

That's generous. I gotta say.

[John Holmberg]

He'll. He'll have to do that. But you're still gonna pay a couple of the bills up until Halloween. There'll be a couple of rents that you're paying.

[Toledo]

There's an amount that I'm giving him on the last day of every month. And I told him the rest is.

[John Holmberg]

Up to him to help him out.

[Toledo]

So he's got to come up with, like 1200 bucks a month.

[John Holmberg]

You're gonna be paying that at least twice before October. That's only four months. You're gonna be paying August for sure. That's happening. Just save for that right now. And then September, he might surprise you.

[Toledo]

I told him to. I'm like, your mom's there. Go, Go hit her.

[John Holmberg]

And, yeah, she knows her way around money. She can find some cash.

[Brady]

There's the unknown source.

[Toledo]

She's. She's tougher than I am, though.

[John Holmberg]

Dawn is not giving that kid a penny. Yeah, is it? Call your dickless father.

[Brady]

It's his fault.

[Toledo]

You're down here in the first place.

[John Holmberg]

You're an idiot that you moved in the first place without a job. Mom won't give me any money. Dad. It's either that or I move back in. How much? How much do you need? How much do you need? My dad's awesome. Over under is 300 bucks a week.

[Brady]

That's what he needs.

[John Holmberg]

Just save income.

[Brady]

Could just cover that.

[Toledo]

Like, if he goes back and does that school job again. He's. He was making. He could probably make, you know, 603. About 300 bucks.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody just asked, is this the BBC kid? Have him get an only fans page.

[Brady]

Oh, God.

[John Holmberg]

There you go, Alex. He's an adult. Have your son go full only fans and pay that rent. I'm telling you right now, my Grindr page. Gangbusters. You don't even have to put a picture up. I'm getting. I know.

[Toledo]

And the pictures you've been sending us are.

[John Holmberg]

It's out of the blue. These guys just. They've. There's some aggression in the gay world of Grindr they do not want to f around. They haven't even seen a picture. I don't have a picture on my Grinder account. They don't care. There's a guy, he's online. That's all I need.

[Brady]

Every hole possible.

[John Holmberg]

Truly is cooler than trend. Not one of them has said, would you like to go to dinner and get to know each other? It's like everything you want from a woman happens on a gay website. How about we have dates and just build up and see if we get along? Not one of those guys suggested that. Just a picture.

[Brady]

The name says it all, John.

[John Holmberg]

A lot of the times the name says everything, which is deep inside me. Text me yesterday. Wanna do it? Like, yeah. No, I don't answer back. But these guys are not messing around with, like, wanna meet me at PETA Jungle and talk? That's not. It is all about, like, hammering away on me. That like. And again. Pulse. That's really all you need on Grindr. You got a pulse. You got an account. Little green dot that says you're online. You're close. One guy just text me, picture him holding his wiener. I find it fascinating. This is. I'll pay you to give you a bj. And I actually considered that one. Hey, wait a minute. That's. And there's where Alex can start making rent. I'll pay you to perform one on you. He's not asking me to do anything but close my eyes and imagine it's not a Dude, I want to say how much I'll pay you if you let me go down on you, anonymous pictureless stranger. That's like picking up the phone, flipping the phone book open, throwing your finger down and going, all right, Navin R. Johnson. And you make the phone call. Hi. I know you don't know me, but I will pay you if you allow me to go down on you. You don't know what I look like or. Nope, no idea. I want to do this, and I want to give you money for it. And I sat and said, okay, like, I want to. Like, I was like, that. Doesn't that seems lucrative? And then, of course, the guys are like, do you have any pics? Like, no, that's all right. Wanna. Are you cute? That one guy asked me if I was cute. I said I was in a wheelchair. Okay, that's fine. Are you cute? I'm like, jesus Christ, move my colostomy bag. I've got a third. I got a second hole. Ooh. Like, Jesus. You guys don't care. But, yeah, this dude just. This one was fired to me out of the blue. No words. How about that? Look at that one. Bam. This one. That dude picture says a thousand words, hung with tats. You can call me Kevin. Here's a picture of my helmet. Like, thanks. It was pretty. It's aggressive. I giggled. I was working out last night. My phone, just for no reason. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I forgot I was on the Grinder.

[Toledo]

Is there a certain bewitching hour that they.

[John Holmberg]

It seems to be 8 to 9 o', clock, where everybody's boners are like, no. And then they get on the Grinder and just at anybody who's close, he's within a mile. That'll take that guy five minutes to get here. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I'm gonna send a picture of my wang. That's. And that's the cut to the chase thing of Grindr that men and women dating sites don't have. The cut to the chase of Grindr is I know why you're here and you know why I'm here, and I'm gonna send you a picture.

[Toledo]

From what I understand, plenty of fish was like that.

[John Holmberg]

No idea. This is hilarious, though. I'm having the time of my life, because I am. I'm the biggest CT's on Grinder. You never hear from me. There's no pictures. I'm driving these guys crazy. They might as well all be that Katie girl. Just. I'm Gonna. I'm killing them with my almost. Ian Schwartz just emailed me. Why are you on Grindr? Settle down, Ian. Settle down. I remember why I got on it. Oh, we were gonna try to bring him over here first off. We were trying to see if anybody in the building's on it. We're trying to find a down low employee.

[Brady]

And it started from the story of you and Ralphie grinding at my house.

[John Holmberg]

That we were grinding at Brady's house, trying to get somebody to come over. And then we were gonna leave. I had a beer bottle in my ass and we took a picture of it, made it my profile pic. Anyway, Ian, settle down. Why are you on Grindr, Ian? I know why. I hope that wasn't Ian sending me that shot. Whoa, Ian. A dude named Stormfront sent me a picture of his balls. It might have been Schwartz. Had a Star of David next to it. Storm Front Jew. I'm like, oh, no.

[Brady]

Haboob won.

[John Holmberg]

What do you got for a song there? Pick something.

[Toledo]

I don't know, but I got five offers for the car already.

[John Holmberg]

How many for the only fans page?

[Brady]

Oh, none yet.

[John Holmberg]

Goddamn. Ronnie just texted me and said there are no rules for Kirby. Brady is a softie.

[Brady]

Yep, that's what I've heard.

[John Holmberg]

Slamming the hammer down when Kirby does something dumb. Grades.

[Toledo]

Are grades involved?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Push over.

[Brady]

No, she's had that for a couple of years. Especially in high school. Basically, if you two Cs, we're pulling you from the school.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. She. Because you pay for school.

[Brady]

For. You're gonna go to the school.

[John Holmberg]

That's it.

[Brady]

You gotta excel, John.

[Toledo]

I'm on Grindr now. Can you look up the profile? I need rent money.

[John Holmberg]

All he has to do is get blown by a guy and they'll pay his rent. I'm thinking about that. I'm doing just fine. But any dude that says, I'll blow you and I'll give you a few bucks for it. That's just. I'm intrigued. I don't even want that, but I'm intrigued.

[Brady]

What's the budget for that guy?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. I kind of want to email back how much?

[Brady]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

Because I think I can grin and bear that one. Hey, it's not weird.

[Brady]

It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[John Holmberg]

I have heard enough of this. This is Larry McFeely. And we all know August in Arizona is brutal.

[Brady]

We're talking triple digit temps that'll melt your flip flops. But Toyota trucks. Don't sweat it.

[John Holmberg]

The Tacoma Tundra and four Runner are.

[Brady]

Built to handle that kind of heat. I've taken tundras across the valley and up into the mountains. No issues, no drama, just pure performance in the blazing sun.

[John Holmberg]

Now is the national sales event at.

[Brady]

Your Valley Toyota dealers, so it's the best time to gear up, whether you're escaping the hot weather or working in it.

[Brett Vesely]

These trucks are made for the Arizona heat.

[Brady]

Visit your Valley toyota dealer or valleytoyotadealers.com toyota let's go places.

[Brett Vesely]

Hey, Byron, I was looking at mmpguns.com's website. You have everything, and the prices are incredible.

[Byron]

Yes, sir. Mmpguns.com has over 400,000 products for sale daily. Everything from firearms, ammunition, accessories, optics, clothing, decoys and more. The best part is if you see it on our website, it's in stock and ready to ship.

[Brett Vesely]

Wait, there's no better back orders?

[John Holmberg]

Nope.

[Byron]

We work with all our distributors, so what you see on our site is what's actually available. We ship all over the country, so we're not just for Arizonans anymore. If the firearm you want is legal in your state, we can get it to a dealer for you to pick up.

[Brett Vesely]

Sounds simple. That's why I always go to MMP guns.com it's John Holberg here from the.

[John Holmberg]

Morning sickness, and it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of my home group. And Doug hopkins.com I tell you about the house down the street from me that has had a for sale sign in the yard for three months now. In fact, it's the fourth different sign. They've got a new Realtor all the time. I do know this, though. They wouldn't be dealing with all this stress if they just called TVs Doug Hopkins because he's more than a guy buying your house. He makes an offer for your house, cash as is, you don't have to do anything. The deal is over. So all you got to do is start the process online@doug hopkins.com or sing Hopkins 1-800-channel. Now laugh like you almost did the first time. That's what I'm talking about. The best of Hombre's morning sickness. I'm 90 Akupdo. Speaking of ALS, we had that story about the dude we met Friday at the Feldman show who was diagnosed with ALS and it's affecting him. Name's Matt. Cool dude, very fun. Nice guy. Great sense of humor, positive outlook. You know, his friend kept saying, you know he's dying. Well, yeah, I get it.

[Brady]

He could die here tonight.

[John Holmberg]

Let's just Enjoy Feldman. Without saying that again because we're all dying. Where it Feldman. But he found out and that his wife was having an affair after. After he started getting the als, which is a tough time to get more bad news. But I've met her. I don't think it was that bad a news. Anyway, here's another one. Guy says Holmberg, here's something fun. Your friend who has ALS inspired me to look into my wife's phone. I was diagnosed recently with an inoperable brain tumor that's in my head, and as it grows, I will progressively get work worse. The DO doctor said it will be similar to als, as I will lose speech and function and we won't know when it should be. Slow, though. It started when I couldn't at all see out of a space in my eye. A perfect circular blind spot. Anyway, my wife has been very supportive through the last eight months, discovering my new world. She's been tolerant and kind, but after the podcast Monday, for some reason, I got curious and I looked through her phone. Three dudes sending her penis pictures. There's a short video of her with a wiener in her mouth. Oh. Oh, man. When I read this the first time, I didn't get to that. I don't know why that. That's the first time I'm seeing that part. Sorry.

[Brett Vesely]

Devastating story.

[John Holmberg]

I'm sorry. Sorry about that. I'm done. I'm sorry about that. That's a tough one. You find three dudes and brutal growth of the video. I haven't had the courage to confront her yet. I'm still going over my option. It's depressing. Now I'm trying to find out who these guy sides are, so if there's any listeners out there effing a dying man's wife, you want to call the station, I'd appreciate it. I'd love to chat with you, Gary. Thanks for being my last laugh. Oh, man. What the.

[Brady]

We should put a dinner together. Let's take these guys to dinner.

[John Holmberg]

Ced. I say so. Yeah, I guess for our sake, he's right. If we're seeing a trend here, if anyone else. Dying guy's wife is blowing you on the reg, and you're taking videos of it with her phone. Give us a call, 585-9800. We'd love to hear from you. And I don't know what to tell Gary. Inoperable brain tumor. And if you're, you know, if you've got a spouse who's dying, tell them, hey, I'm gonna start Farming this.

[Brady]

I need some pipe.

[John Holmberg]

I. I know you're not up for this right now, but I'm feeling a little deprived. It's been a couple of days. If I could get a pipe in my throat and you'd be all right with that, I'm. I'll stick around and wipe you and stuff. I just need pipe.

[Brady]

Ooh, did I leave that video in there?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oops. Hey, and if you're a woman whose husband's dying and you're taking videos of you cleaning pipes, you know, have the decency to put that on a thumb drive and hide it somewhere, for Christ's sake. Or don't do it at all. How about the decency not to do that? You know, you don't have much longer. It's kind of like what? When I always say, how come football players smoke crack or do smoke weed? You're only gonna be there for 10 years. Smoke as much as you want when you're done. How in the world are you. How do you need pot so bad? A banned substance or anything like that in the league? Doesn't make any sense. This guy's not. He's eight months in. Sorry, Gary. Hate to be the wet blanket, but Gary's not gonna be here much longer. And in about a year, it sounds like he's not even be able to pick up a phone to go through it. You know, calm down. You've already got three dudes. Did you put the tumor in there?

[Brady]

You know, it might not have just started there.

[John Holmberg]

Well, let's not. There could be a long too deep in that.

[Brady]

Don't feel so bad, Gary. It's been going on the whole time.

[John Holmberg]

And I'll tell you this. She's taking the news pretty poorly. Maybe she's making bad decisions based on the fact that her life just took a spin, too, and she. There's a lot of pressure. She doesn't know what she's doing. You two need to have a chat while you can still talk. Gary.

[Brady]

It'S okay with the pipe. Just don't. No videos. Films.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

No junk shots.

[John Holmberg]

Keep it. Keep it. Do I have to see that? Why do you got those in your phone? Well, I like to look at those later when.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe that was Gary's wife on the freeway in California.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, that wasn't her. How do you know There wasn't a. In her mouth? That's how I know. Because she didn't. She didn't. That dude wasn't getting blown by her and that. What kind of time would she have to Play around on the freeway like that. She's busy blowing three dudes on the side, and meanwhile, Gary's getting wiped out. Gary, take that one dead arm and lift it up and throw it at her. It doesn't count as domestic violence if.

[Brady]

All three guys are listening this morning. Just knock it off for a year or move on.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, how about don't. Don't do that. Our phones aren't ringing.

[Brett Vesely]

Sorry, Gary, it was me.

[John Holmberg]

They must not be listed. Yeah, Billy, apologize. You got one. You got a guy who said, sorry, Gary. Can we get Billy's name? Yeah, this is. That's a rough one, man. Yeah, I don't. I. I don't think that's a normal.

[Brady]

All the time we've talked about that. Like, if you ever diagnosed with something like that, would you let your wife. You know, you have to ride it out for the four years going through the ailment, I've always said, or like you've, you know, you went through an accident.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

And you could no longer.

[Brett Vesely]

Like, you're Stephen Hawking.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, if I Hawking, I think. I think I would.

[Brady]

I'm like, I would understand.

[Brett Vesely]

I wouldn't be around. I just kill myself.

[John Holmberg]

Kind of with that guy.

[Brett Vesely]

What we gonna do? I mean, the alarm talking, like, you.

[John Holmberg]

Know, siri, you better not be cheating on me. What are you gonna do about it? Unplug yourself.

[Brady]

And it was the other way around, though. Hawkins was a player.

[John Holmberg]

Hawkins had an affair. Oh, you want to talk about somebody should have been kicked out of the Shake Shack. Go Google search Stephen Hawkins second wedding. When he makes out with that lady and he's in that chair and his little tongue shoots out over that picket fence and it's the last time he has muscle control of anything. She sits on his lap to give him the I do kiss. It was hot.

[Brady]

And that turtle tongue comes out.

[John Holmberg]

Did I please you sitting on my face? Gross.

[Brady]

More like a parrot.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Taking a pellet. Yeah. This guy said, hey, wait a minute. She told me her husband had als. She didn't say he was dying. No, no. You're banging the wrong one, Scott. That's not als was a different one. And by the way, if she. My husband has, and then it's a deadly disease, you're with the wrong guy. He's got nothing to lose here. There's no reason to bang als. Find a decent follow it up with.

[Brady]

We'Re just not getting along.

[John Holmberg]

Right. But still think about that. I get the ALS and I. Well, I'm gonna die here in a Year. And I just found wiener pictures in my wife's phone. I'm gonna kill those guys. Why not? You know?

[Brett Vesely]

And then the worst part, on top of that is if the guy's crank's bigger than yours too, it's like, oh, Jesus Christ.

[John Holmberg]

Had everything to do with it.

[Brett Vesely]

Insult to injury here.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, a life prison sentence is eight months. I'll do that. I'll spend that time. Big deal.

[Brady]

Medical's covered.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're gonna wipe me. I mean, the right thing to do here is to murder the guy whose wieners in your wife's mouth. I'm with you because, I mean, I've sent you to life. See, in July when you bury me is. You guys are gonna. It's gonna cost you more to put me in jail. You should just let me go. I'm not gonna do it again. I can't get progressively weaker each day. That was my last act. You'll have the next six months to think about what you've done. I'm cool with that. Little buzz by flyby, all the treatments. I'm gonna be wheeled in and out of this place. It's gonna be the same thing as being at home. Yeah. Free everything. So next time you're with the ladies. I'm married. He's not dying, is he? Yes. All right, I gotta go. I only bang married ladies whose husbands are completely functional that have life sentences that actually matter. Because if he tries to kill me, he might go to jail for 40 years. And that's scary to most guys. Eight months. And you. And you sit back there in your last. The position you'd Stephen Hawking. And your hands would be behind your head like you're on the beach. What are you in for? They killed a mother who begged my wife when I found out I was dying. How much longer you got? Three months. What are they letting you out? Innocence.

[Brady]

You get out early.

[John Holmberg]

Five months. Hey, hey, look at that. I can kill the next two guys now. My life ends is like eight weeks. I'm not even gonna make it through the football season. You think I'm not gonna kill you? Your crippled husband just showed up and shot at me. Yeah, a risk we took.

[Brady]

That was sort of stupid.

[John Holmberg]

Dad.

[Brady]

There's some guy in a wheelchair that wants to talk to you.

[John Holmberg]

Future father home. Oh, yeah. Hold on a second. Is everything all right? Is that a bow and arrow? Yes.

[Brady]

He said he's selling magazines.

[John Holmberg]

Can I help you? Shot by a crippled bow and arrow. Then I'll get a life sentence for that. Bitch. And I'll be out by January.

[Brady]

You hands him an Acme box. There you go. Delivery.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, man, that's great. It's great. I don't know why I turned into Adam Ray. It's great, man. It's great. Sorry I was born in your wife. That was wrong. I really feel bad about that. That's tough for me. I'm sorry. Adam Ray, Are you having sex with my wife? Well, somebody has to, bro. I mean, come on. Stop emailing me this stuff, Gary. Poor Gary. Everybody's. I'm sorry, Jacob fires over. Hey, man. My bad, Gary. But to be honest, she was hurting for a squirting.

[Brady]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

Keep it classy. Sorry, chief. Oh, man.

[Brady]

Let's get Gary tickets to Pete Lee. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Gary should go down to Pete Lee with that drama. Tumor. Gary Cranston says give me his number. I'll let him smell my hand to see if it's her or not. You guys are terrible. All I said to do was murder. Somehow I'm the good guy. Tell that dude to spend all their money before he dies and leave her with nothing. She's already got three other guys. She'll be all right. Gary. As Brett would say, lucky.

[Brady]

You should go to Vegas.

[John Holmberg]

You just found the past of some new vagina before you die. That's true. You could spin it that way.

[Brett Vesely]

And free health care.

[John Holmberg]

Well, after you murder the guy I'm looking at, right. Go out, get some. While you're still functioning. Go out and get yourself some p. And then go kill those guys. And then go to jail and get your free health care. Hey, Gary, I don't like. I don't like any of the subject lines on my email. Right. Hey, Gary Donovan.

[Brett Vesely]

Can Gary send the pics and videos to verify maybe it's him and the tumor made me forget.

[John Holmberg]

It says, hey, Gary, could you let me know when you're almost completely incapacitated? I'm interested in kind of exploring some new options. Signed, Nathan Sutherland. Gary, we're sorry. He's a real listener. You bastard. Got a brain tumor. Of course, you probably won't remember. This says. Remember the story about women having to have sex within five years? Otherwise it decreases our lifespan.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What if she's just going around blowing dudes, prolonging her lifespan? It could take dude longer than five years to die of this brain tumor. So she's thinking of him. Gosh, Fernando, that's a really nice. You're wrong, but okay. I mean, if that story's true with the three dudes she's blowing like crazy. She's gonna live to be 3000 bitch. The bitch. Better yet, go do her s. All right. Yeah. If she's got a sister or a mom, now's the time. Yeah, now you got to put shoe in the other foot, though.

[Brady]

Then he's halved.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, Gary can't do that. You have to have a helper put the shoe on the other foot. What if she had the inoperable brain tumor and was shut down? I mean, dudes have done this for years. In fairness, this isn't just a woman to like, right? I mean, Newt Gingrich, John Edwards, you.

[Brady]

Talk about it first.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I think that's the option. But that's a tough talk to go into your wife's cancer bed and go, hey, I met someone. Is it cooled by you if I start hosing that I don't know that you could do it.

[Brady]

She gets upset. She's only upset for six months, you.

[John Holmberg]

Know, so add some stress to this.

[Brady]

That time will fly.

[John Holmberg]

It's not a bad idea because if you're really thinking, well, you're gonna die anyway. I might as well try to push this. So I'm thinking about hosing a new bra.

[Brady]

You got nothing to lose.

[John Holmberg]

Too soon. You can't wait another six months? To be honest, no. She's really hot, and I have to strike while the iron's hot. And I don't know that you're gonna be here for me, so believe you're.

[Brady]

Asking me to do this.

[John Holmberg]

I think most guy like the decent thing to do would be have that discussion with your dying spouse. A nearly impossible discussion. I think you just do it. I think you go out and just hose. I mean, what's she gonna. She's not gonna know. It's gonna. It's terrible. It's an awful mental mindset. You're just being a bad human being.

[Brady]

But be respectful of going outside.

[John Holmberg]

Just don't. Try not to when they're dying. Just try not to to do it. But I mean, it depends. Like jerk mate. Yes, jerk for six months.

[Brady]

What if you figure out ways with your wife.

[John Holmberg]

Look. To bang her dying body. You pig.

[Brady]

Changing things up, Spicing things up.

[John Holmberg]

Yuck. How about a little he a D lady? I know yours has a big lump in it, but just use the right side. Just use your right hand.

[Brady]

Let me put the tumor probe in.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man. What if the guy she's smashing also have terminal illnesses? She just might be a pre necrophiliac. Well, maybe she's got a Fetish. But still, you know.

[Brady]

Why is he crying?

[Brett Vesely]

He didn't lose his wife. He just lost his turn.

[John Holmberg]

That's dangerous. Why is he crying? The brain tumor.

[Brady]

But like I'm saying, he's not. He's still there. It hasn't really kicked in yet, right?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I mean, it's kicked in enough for him to have had to say, you know what?

[Brady]

He's not. And he hasn't been able to.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if he's.

[Brady]

That's what I'm wondering. Because then. Then she's been doing it the whole time.

[John Holmberg]

Look, that's a. That's a deep assumption. Let's say she's not and assume that you've been given the news that, you know your spouse is gonna die. That's a lot of weight on a lot of people. People. And they might not handle that well.

[Brady]

That's the way you vent it.

[John Holmberg]

And they might act out in certain ways. Drugs, alcohol, sex. You know, some people. Some people patch and mask their issues.

[Brady]

Rock and roll out.

[John Holmberg]

Well, no, because that's not a mask. That's just. That's just a. An outside source. You know, there's actual endorphins and drug release in your body when you have that. And maybe she's not. She's confused.

[Brett Vesely]

Renee says, But Dell's advocate, guys.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe she's raising money for him.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no, that would.

[Brett Vesely]

She's hing herself out, you know, for him.

[John Holmberg]

But you don't say that. You don't surprise him later and go, I raised over $100,000. How did you do it anyway? I raised over $100,000. No, seriously, how did you. You only left the house for, like, 20 minutes at a time.

[Toledo]

Well, GoFundMe takes a cut.

[John Holmberg]

So she's.

[Brady]

She's just cutting out the Go F me account.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. Well. And he can't. But it's inoperable. So what she say? What's she getting the money for?

[Brett Vesely]

To take care of herself when he's gone.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. She can evidently do that just fine. So she's still a. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't mean that. It's. It's like, you know, you're still a. You're still acting like a whore, but, you know, maybe your brain shut off and you. You didn't know how to behave, and you needed to, you know, turn to drugs and alcohol or sex. Those are the three things people turn to when they're.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, still a one time. I'd be like three, and then Another video with the crank in her mouth.

[John Holmberg]

You know, I'm not. I'm not a judge. I'm not.

[Brady]

I'm not of the choices. Couldn't it just be drugs or alcohol?

[John Holmberg]

I'm not Judge Joe Brown. I don't know. I'm just saying. Could you. Yeah. Could you have popped some pills? Why did you jump right to the D? Because that's what she knows, Brady. Drugs are scary.

[Brett Vesely]

Just say no.

[John Holmberg]

Her heart might stop. And now you got two medical bills, but evidently she's pretty hot because she pulled. Well, I got every woman could get three in a day if they wanted to. Oh, David Vasquez. The subject line says, could be worse, Gary. All right. It's not good. That's not it. Somehow he. Somehow he brought the Obamas into it. I'm not sure how to politicize Gary's situation. The guy should get a free pass. Everybody's saying that Gary should go out and hose now, too. Oh, yeah, this guy says. My wife told me about a story of a husband that would go visit his wife in the hospital who was terminally ill with cancer and had to get a BJ every time from his terminally a wife or from someone else. She's not dead yet.

[Brady]

Sounds like the wife.

[John Holmberg]

The words terminally ill immediately make my heart on difficult. I can't go into this. One last one, baby John.

[Brady]

Like you said, that's how you deal with sometimes drugs, alcohol.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but I'm not dealing with any. If she needs to blow guys, the hospital bed is a deterrent.

[Brett Vesely]

They're like those craftmatic beds they raise.

[John Holmberg]

They are nice. You can get into positions in those beds you can't get in at home. But also, she has to be careful getting in those positions because then the tumor might break. And I'm not really interested in busting a tumor out out.

[Brett Vesely]

Just prolong the inevitable.

[John Holmberg]

So I I with tumor out of that, bro. That's not a. Not a prize for me anyway. How about you guys just knock it off and if you do it, just keep it to yourself. Gary, I'm sorry. I wish I could help. Said. Hey, it's als Matt.

[Brady]

Here.

[John Holmberg]

What's the number of that lady who bangs retards you talk about? She's not banging. Matt. You've got als and now I know why you're being punished for your terrible behavior. He's got the ALS and he's yelling at us. Said, I'm crying right now. You guys are hilarious. Signed als Matt. Just sign it, Matt. Just sign it, Matt. Or change Your name to Al.

[Brady]

Matt. You know, you.

[John Holmberg]

You know, Shaky Matt. Come on, Matt, don't. But I do appreciate you be rough when those dry up. Yeah, it's tough, but Matt is the. Matt's a good dude. Yeah. People are horrible. I think we make way too big a deal out of this whole thing, you know, lady wanted to go get some D because she was confused. It's like a drug. Need to send her some D. Rehab. You're welcome. And I don't know if the brain tumor shuts you down, but if it has, maybe she's just confused. Everybody goes through hard people, you know, the dying spouse, the person who's.

[Brady]

Is that part of the 12 steps?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Yes, it is. Stop. Put the D down. I think it's 4. Accept a higher power and then stop blowing people. But, I mean, dudes will even do it for drugs. So, I mean, when you start getting into confusing times, it starts becoming part of it. I don't know. It's not an excuse. There's no way. It's an excuse. You still have to be held accountable for your actions, but it's tougher.

[Brady]

Definitely tougher to deal with in it. Like, if my. If I was terminally ill and Ronnie came in, it's like. And you find out she's hooked on.

[John Holmberg]

Drugs because you're terminally ill. Yeah, it's tough. I'd rather.

[Brady]

Part of me initially would say, I would rather try to deal with that to get her off that than find out the other way of videos on the phone.

[Brett Vesely]

So you'd rather be on drugs than taking crank?

[Brady]

Yeah. Right off the bat, I would.

[John Holmberg]

What a selfish dick.

[Brady]

And then I think I'm like, you know what? You're doing drugs. You might as well do it all.

[John Holmberg]

You would.

[Brady]

You would rather go out and get.

[John Holmberg]

All the D. You would rather her develop a horrible drug addiction than just go through a little bit of a sex rush?

[Brady]

That's how selfish.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. While you're dying, which are her coping mechanism.

[Brett Vesely]

You'd rather have to deal with it much longer.

[John Holmberg]

It doesn't matter.

[Brett Vesely]

Who cares?

[John Holmberg]

Anything but the D. You'd rather have her be, like, addicted to heroin after you're long gone and have to deal with that forever, ever. Than ever have to say, God, I went through a real stretch there where I was kind of a. Because I was. And I got over that, and I don't have anything from it. Rather be sick.

[Brady]

All three are choices we make.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. That's very true. One, not so much alcoholism and drug. I think she could get.

[Brady]

She get over that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And while you're gone, she's trying to.

[Brady]

Piece her life, you know, her battling that is her own deal, guys. She brought me in the picture with the X.

[John Holmberg]

Wrong with you guys.

[Brett Vesely]

Just go raw dog some and give that something to remember you by.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, there. Yeah, there you go. Give her some herpes. That's what Brady would do. Give her a lifelong problem. That's true. Brady's solution is either a drug addiction that doesn't go away or herpes. I think that's pretty solid. I really. I don't know. Seems like you guys kind of have nothing figured out about life.

[Brady]

That scares me, but I don't know, you know, it's just tough. But you better. I mean, has he talked to her?

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's what he said. He hasn't confronted her. It was in there. They said. I have not confronted her about this yet.

[Brett Vesely]

Got be like him, Godfather.

[John Holmberg]

You can act like a man.

[Brady]

Yeah, I think you. I mean, you know what? The only way to. Is to confront her at least. Oh, here we go.

[John Holmberg]

Here we go. Oh, no, not him.

[Brady]

The solution has been.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, he's an expert.

[John Holmberg]

Hello, Twitter world. Hey, X World, what's going on?

[Brady]

How's Juice world?

[John Holmberg]

Yours truly, O.J. down here, Juice. Wrld's good, Brady. Thanks for asking. I have not been. I've been sitting on my fire throne listening to this nonsense. There's only one solution here. You call that Mexican over there in LA and have that freeway toss or go nuts on this broad. That's all you gotta do. I mean, what do you expect her to be normal? She's a woman. I mean, the biggest problem you have here, Gary, is that you've got a tumor in her head. The biggest problem she's got is that her shoulders still have a head. I mean, you need to rectify that immediately. O.J. stop. So I just thought I'd pop by and put an end to this because all this non homework talking about, oh, some people make bad choices. Yep, they do. And they have to pay for those choices. And. Brady, you're crazy. My wife was addicted to drugs and her head fell off. You can't have. Anyway, I just thought I'd come in and solve the issue. That's it. I'm just.

[Brady]

Thanks for the advice, Juice.

[John Holmberg]

I got to get back downstairs. All right, so long, everybody. Thanks, O.J. he's not wrong.

[Brett Vesely]

Billy's got an opinion over here.

[John Holmberg]

Damn it. I gotta stop reading these things. Just talk about the Obamas, get through life like chat GPT does. They don't ever have to deal with this. Billy says. What did Gary expect? Acting like some woman scorned. Searching through his wife's phone like a high schooler. Gotta be careful when you look for something. You might find it when you're snooping. Sometimes the truth hurts. Sounds like Gary can't handle the truth. There is that. Don't go. Don't go digging around people's stuff. You might not like what you see. Hey, it's not weird.

[Brady]

It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees.

[John Holmberg]

I have heard enough of this.

[Brett Vesely]

Hey Byron, I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns.

[Byron]

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[Brett Vesely]

Well, can you do this to my gun?

[Byron]

We can do it to nearly any firearm. Doesn't matter. You live, you can ship it to us or we already have completed firearms in inventory daily with no wait.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, there you have it. MMP Guns on the northeast corner of 12th street and Indian School or online at MMP gunscustoms.com It's John Holmberg here.

[John Holmberg]

For the amazing people at the Core Institute. A very close friend of mine had his knee surgery at the Core. He's not going to be back on the court immediately, but in a few months time he will be. He's got some rehab in front of him and that's all you need to worry about. Get to work and get feeling better. Get rid of the pain. You've been living with the Core Institute celebrating 20 years because they've been changing people's lives for 20 years and you don't last that long unless you're great. Stop living with your pain and say yes to the things you love to do again. Go to the Core Institute.com it's John Holberg and Brett Vesely from the morning sickness coming at you. For our pals at Action Ride Shop, it's summertime.

[Brett Vesely]

But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the outdoors here in Arizona. You just have to be smart about it.

[John Holmberg]

That's a fact, Bert. Action Ride Shop is step one in the smart department. They've got awesome deals on all their ebikes right now.

[Brett Vesely]

They also have specials on their mountain bikes and neighborhood commuters.

[John Holmberg]

And just because it's hot out doesn't mean you can't grab a light and ride the glorious Arizona trails with an awesome setup from outbound lighting and night.

[Brett Vesely]

Rider, get to Action Ride Shop on the 60 and Gilbert or their new location on McDowell and Power. ActionRideshop.com the best of the Morning Sickness.

[John Holmberg]

Is on the air. Kupd. Do any of you people do any actual work? The Best of Homburg's Morning Sickness this.

[Brett Vesely]

Segment'S brought to you guys by Action Ride Shop. Now, if you're thinking about heading up north to hit the slopes for some skiing, some boarding, or if you're just gonna stay down here in the valley and do some mountain biking, Action Ride Shop is your place to be. They got all the gear and all the knowledge you're gonna need, so check them out [e-mail] or better yet, just go visit them over there on Gilbert Road and Southern.

[John Holmberg]

It's Action Ride Shop. And by the way, Lost Boys Generational. If you try to pop that thing back in there now, you just realize how terrible it is. It's a bad that movie dumb man.

[Brady]

Even when we were. I mean, when I was in college and my attorney brother was Cat, he's one of the vampires in it and he told us about it and it came out, we're like, when did it come out?

[Brett Vesely]

Gerard McMahon.

[John Holmberg]

That's who sang it originally. 87 was. So you're in college in 87.

[Brady]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

And you know a lot of movie stars. Yeah, a lot of vampire. And any which way you can stood.

[John Holmberg]

And watched them film that was not in it. But watched him.

[Brady]

Was in the crowd. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you don't know that for sure because you guys never had. Right.

[Brady]

He's never go.

[John Holmberg]

You, you. You've always told the story that he's got to understand. Never asked any other questions. And then nowhere did the family ever sit down and say, my brother was in that.

[Brady]

Like, really, there's no big deal, John.

[John Holmberg]

I guess not.

[Brady]

Clearly happens to us all the time.

[John Holmberg]

But it doesn't. And that's the crazy part. It was the one off story that nobody cared to hear. Tom came busting in there. Mom, dad, I'm in a movie. So who is it? But we do home movies all the time. Boy. Didn't know when it happened. I said, this family didn't sit down and watch any which way but loose to watch your brother. Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

We went to the movie theater and watched, but we didn't look for a tongue.

[John Holmberg]

Well, he was in it.

[Brady]

We knew he was full of it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, God. But yet you tell the story years later, on his behalf.

[Brady]

He tells it.

[John Holmberg]

No, you do. I've never talked to him about it. Yeah, I wouldn't know about it.

[Brady]

I don't think it. You know, the fight was going on in Jackson Hole.

[John Holmberg]

Like, here we go.

[Brady]

And they're filming it.

[Brett Vesely]

Was it Any which way Blues or Any which way you can.

[Brady]

Was it the sequel?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but you said he was in it. Whatever.

[Brady]

The Jackson Hole fight, It doesn't matter. But if you're like us when we went to.

[John Holmberg]

You getting deep on A Brady Story.

[Brady]

Went to LA and you saw the filming of that, whatever. Criminal minds.

[John Holmberg]

Right, But I wasn't in it. But. No, we weren't.

[Brady]

I know, right? But I don't know if Tommy. You know what, I did this before. No, he said he wasn't. I mean, he. That crowd's so big.

[John Holmberg]

But you told us he was in it. That's how we knew. Like, oh, my God, your brother was in that.

[Brady]

And then what's going on?

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady]

And they're filming that scene.

[John Holmberg]

Right. But he wasn't in it. He was hanging around nearby.

[Brady]

He got his SAG card out.

[John Holmberg]

He did not. He got nothing from it. And then I said, oh, what scene? Where. Oh, and you didn't know. I'm like, the family did. You didn't, like, have that. Your brother's in it. And then it turned into being in it to being in the city.

[Brady]

My brother was there when they were filming fights.

[John Holmberg]

Right? That's different.

[Brady]

Yeah. And I'm pro. And he probably said that. And I. And I took it to. He was in that, right?

[John Holmberg]

You pushed it. Yeah. He tried to sell it to us that he was the guy that Clint Eastwood fought. Never happened. I never met this guy. See him anywhere there, your brother?

[Brady]

No, I've never really looked at still shots.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. It's all they have done. Yeah. I mean, I'm going to.

[Brady]

People scan through some of them.

[John Holmberg]

People tape the news when they're in the background of the news camera. The Bogan family's like, any which way but loose. No reason to look into that. Just believe him. Your parents didn't have the thought that people would lie to them. Them. So whenever you say, oh, my brother was in that.

[Brady]

He was there.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't think maybe that's him.

[John Holmberg]

They just. Yeah. Is that him right there? Right here. Is that him with his back turned in the.

[Brady]

No, butt's too big.

[John Holmberg]

It could be a guy that's just standing there with his back turned.

[Brady]

I just.

[John Holmberg]

I forgot how bad this movie was. Terrible movie. Anyway, let's.

[Brady]

He was one of the black widows.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, here we go.

[John Holmberg]

More fights in his. Tom, in that picture, you're actually looking. This is disturbing to me that you have never once known where your brother is in a movie. Movie. But yet you tell the story of it. And now we're showing you pictures like, is he in this shot?

[Brady]

There's still shots of him, my brother, and Scott Sager.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Nobody cares. I'm gonna kill him. We'll be singing Brady's Breakfast with Brady for this night of the singing dead. If only he and Brad Perry could just head on collision today. Breakfast with Clint and Brady and Brady. Brady and. And Perry would super collide out their windshields. And Brady would make the joke. You got your chocolate in my. And then they'd be dead. And I'd be like, I'm hoping for nothing. And then I'd call Tom and go, were you in any way, which you can. I don't remember the movie. And he goes, no. Brady always told that lie. I'm like, okay, thanks. Because one question would clear this all up. This is. I mean, you're worse than a politician. Was he in it? Well, he called him and asked him. And then he calls him and asked him.

[Brady]

Corrected. He was there.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, but that's not that. And that's. Okay. Don't jeez me. You start the story with your brothers in the movie, and then later I'm like, what part? Oh, we don't know. How do you not know? Your brother comes home, he says he was in. Well, he was in the movie. He was in the area. Well, that's not in the movie. There's a different story now. Did the family, like, watch for it? Oh, no. We never even took the time to look for him. Like, what the hell is the point.

[Brady]

Of this story if you didn't earn anything? We're not watching.

[John Holmberg]

What's the point of the story then?

[Brady]

Why you bringing it up there when the fight scene was going on?

[John Holmberg]

And yet in the same. It was kind of cool. Were you there? No. And. But I'm not telling people. I was. I'm not. I'm not trying.

[Brady]

He was.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not trying to. Okay, but by your own story at the end, you. It was no big deal. We don't talk about it. Well, then why are you talking about it? Want to bring up something that might elicit conversation? And then I got no answers.

[Brady]

There's only 2,000 other people that were there.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, then why do you tell us about. About it?

[Brady]

He was one of the 2000s.

[John Holmberg]

You keep saying it's a thing, and then you diminish it to, like. You can't see him, though. So it's not. It's like it never happened. Well, then I'll talk about it.

[Brady]

You brought it up.

[John Holmberg]

No, I brought up how stupid it was, and you started to talk about him being in it again. And then Brett shows one slide and your finger banging the. Is that him? Is he in this? You should know this. Share the story. You know, I met President Reagan once, where as I. I was just in the air. He was around. I didn't. It didn't happen. Why did you tell the story?

[Brady]

Brooke McCarter was a vampire in law school.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's true. And nobody knows who that is in the garlic bathtub. And the guy was an actual actor who was in the movie. No, he was in the movie, and he was trying to be an actor. And he got the role of dude who dies.

[Brady]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

He's got a credit. Oh, he's got a credit, not an extra. It's actually one of the vampires. That's different than your brother being in Wyoming during the filming of Sucker.

[Brady]

That's where. That's the only place we look to see if we got cracked.

[John Holmberg]

You know, I was. I was in Arizona when they filmed Starman, so technically, I've kind of in it. I was on Earth when they did Reservoir Dogs. So, in a weird way, you and Quentin, sort of an extra. Why are you doing this? Yeah, you're next. Is that him?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That's your butt? Yep. He's got speaking parts. See? And that's. That's called acting. And that's called. Oh, I know that guy. Your brother being in Wyoming during the filming of a movie is not something you start. My brother was in that movie. Because the next thing you're gonna get from the recipient of this conversation is, oh, yeah? What part? Oh, no, not actually on the film part. Okay, so he wasn't in the movie. Yeah. What's going on?

[Brady]

You know what's kind of cool? My brother's in the filming of the pier in this movie.

[John Holmberg]

Is he? Is he? You don't know that.

[Brady]

Midway.

[John Holmberg]

You're a liar. Get your own accomplishments and start telling your own stories, because your stories about other people are false and annoying.

[Brady]

Rest in peace. Brook McCarter.

[John Holmberg]

He's dead? Yeah. What'd he die of? Acid bath. No, ironic. Yeah.

[Brady]

Garlic bath.

[John Holmberg]

He died in a garlic bath? Heart attack or something.

[Brady]

Cancer.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, geez Louise. Well, that's depressing. Your stories suck. Horrible. Stories. These, they end with that.

[Brett Vesely]

And this movie, I forgot it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Lost Boys is terrible.

[Brett Vesely]

You're right, though. It's a generation. You know, back in the day.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it was great. But watching it now, it was like, worse than Twilight as far as vampire movies go. But at least, you know, Twilight tried to have a story. This thing was just terrible. It was basically for every 8th grade girl to get a little bit moist on it. Like as they kind of explored their nethers for the first couple years of their having hair air. Anyway, that's just my theory. Holmberg's morning sickness. Now, on the other side. Brady, did you get your generator back?

[Brett Vesely]

You knew the answer to that.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't ask about the blow job. Did you get your generator back? No. No. Neither thing has happened for Brady's man. It's not his birthday. Shouldn't have to do it on his off days. That's just. That's a gift that keeps giving. I'm not going to put that kind of pressure on you ladies, but at least the birthday, for God's sake. I'm not going to ask you about the other thing, but I'm just assuming. Good job. That'll happen later tonight. No. Generator didn't call you back?

[Brady]

No.

[John Holmberg]

No text back.

[Brady]

That's.

[John Holmberg]

Stop making excuses. If you.

[Brady]

I'm not making excuses.

[Brett Vesely]

Did you write down, I'll get this thing fixed?

[John Holmberg]

No. You act like you're in control of this. You came to us to fix it. It. You haven't done a thing for two years. Get your generator. Me.

[Brady]

A lot of it.

[John Holmberg]

Right? And it's bothered you the whole time.

[Brett Vesely]

But it's your generator.

[Brady]

It's your generator talked about yesterday. I'm like, well, maybe I should ask again.

[John Holmberg]

You were b. Was he not bothered yesterday? Like, yeah, this. Yeah, it bothers you. You just said you weren't, so stop flip flopping. And did you write down what I told you to write or are you being coy? Emergency. I need to talk to you.

[Brett Vesely]

You know.

[Brady]

No, I told you.

[John Holmberg]

No wonder the guy didn't get back to you. He's. What?

[Brady]

He's done that before? I mean, like, if he. Sometimes he goes out of town. International travel.

[John Holmberg]

You don't get that.

[Brett Vesely]

Do you answer your phone when you're out of town?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

You're a lion dude, too.

[John Holmberg]

You text constantly.

[Brady]

Not internationally.

[John Holmberg]

You don't travel internationally that much. And yes, it's been a while. And yes, you do. I've gotten several texts from you from Switzerland. One of the most I have. Have from Your chalet. But I've also. Act like you're off the grid.

[Brady]

Not every day.

[John Holmberg]

It is.

[Brady]

Sometimes. You just.

[John Holmberg]

I got constant barrage of texts of you with the Russian businessman that you were meeting constantly at the base of the Matterhorn at his chalet. He's seen it so many times in person. Yes, when he was blowing horns with Swiss Miss. That's the worst excuse I've ever heard anybody give for somebody that they're. You're enabled. Killing this nonsense. So what if he's out of town? Sometime through the last 24 hours, he was awake in the daytime and looked at his phone and said, oh, Brady's texting me, and he says he needs to talk. I should at least text him back and say, hey, I'm in Saudi Arabia. What Time's good.

[Brady]

He's had some medical issues, too.

[John Holmberg]

This is new. So he may be dead. Yeah. So the man actually may be dead, and you don't know it. I don't care. Yeah.

[Brady]

Last time. You know, I've. I've it once or twice.

[John Holmberg]

Where it. Brett's right.

[Brady]

I've text him a couple times.

[John Holmberg]

What's his widow's number? We got to get your generator. But I don't care about.

[Brady]

I don't have her.

[John Holmberg]

Ah, well, we got to get on that. You got to start finding that.

[Brady]

But he was like. You had no idea. I was in the. Twice he was in the hospital. Very.

[John Holmberg]

And no one contacts you if he dies.

[Brady]

I mean, I. I know his I now. I'll reach out to his brother.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but his brother wouldn't text you and say, hey, our pal is dying?

[Brady]

No.

[John Holmberg]

He wouldn't tell you. You're not.

[Brady]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. You're not in that realm of closeness.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It would be business with the guy, though.

[Brady]

Yeah. I've done something. No.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay. I thought you were still doing stuff. All right, either way, get your goddamn generator back. And Brett's right. I like that. I like that approach. It's like, oh, he might be dead. Call his widow and get your generator back. That's exactly right. He's not using it anymore. Yeah. And now the widow, you know, she's. She's coming to some money. Because if he's dead, that's insurance. That's the inheritance.

[Brett Vesely]

She could buy you a new generation.

[John Holmberg]

Get that 25 grand he owes you, too. Not for nothing, man, but sorry for your loss. Now, speaking of losses, I'm down one generator in 25k, and that's because of you. Your corpse over there. Beautiful thing.

[Brett Vesely]

You know who he loaned it to the lady?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Do you know her?

[Brett Vesely]

I do not, man.

[John Holmberg]

Wasn't the party dildo. Was it the part. Party dillo? Is that what he called the party dillo? Yeah, something like that.

[Brady]

It was just, you know, it's just one of those things where you're. You trust the guy? Basically. Still do.

[John Holmberg]

Someone said. Is this a good question to ask? Because it sounds like it over the air. Is Brady afraid of this guy? Sounds like a lot of excuses on why this person wouldn't get back to him and he wouldn't do it for anyone else. Are you a little afraid of him?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Are you?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Is he kind of business scary?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Is he. Does he. Does he strike a little fear?

[Brady]

No. It's funny. It's just one of those things that this particular thing is such a little deal compared to what. And it just is.

[John Holmberg]

Did you text yesterday at all? I want my generator back.

[Brady]

Yeah, those words I said, can I borrow a generator?

[John Holmberg]

No, no, that's a generator joke. I want my generator.

[Brady]

Reach out.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, you reach out by saying, hey, dude, how you doing? I want my generator back. What can we do to get that going? I need it. That's how you tell. That's what. That's the. The call to action. Sense of emergency. That he'll be like, oh, now you.

[Brett Vesely]

Just tell me, I want my goddamn generator.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And then now it's like, hey, I guess you're not contacting me. I want my goddamn generator back. Yeah, it is. I'm not. Yes, it is. You're not getting anything handled. The man won't even return your call. I'm annoyed by this. I'm. I'm going over there. Well, my goddamn generator back. And I want my money back. I want to talk to you about this. Anyway, so the generator guy still hasn't got people emails like crazy this morning. Get it back. What happened? Did he call? No, nothing happened.

[Brady]

Appreciate the therapist that emailed.

[John Holmberg]

You had a therapist?

[Brady]

Yeah, he reached out.

[John Holmberg]

What did he say? Stop being a get your generator back sign. Sigmund Freud. It's not on the docket there. Yeah, I gotta. I got tons of people just saying they'll help out, they'll do whatever. The generator guy is, Josh is his name.

[Brady]

And he said, I'm a therapist. And one that I can tell all my patients is that you need to establish proper communication boundaries.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brady]

It doesn't mean you need to be a jerk about or an a hole. You do, however, have to make people acutely aware that you're willing to put up with.

[John Holmberg]

You're not willing to put up with.

[Brady]

And what you're not willing to put up.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

In doing so, people won't use you.

[John Holmberg]

It won't take advantage of your kindness.

[Brady]

Please have some chutzpah.

[John Holmberg]

Balls, Brady. That's two balls. He said, put some Jew balls on and call this guy and say, hey, that's enough. You're not respect. His. His ghosting you on your text is like, I'll get to him when I feel like it. I don't have time for this. I'm out of town. He knows that. You don't know that.

[Brady]

I know it's your part. I know it's part of your job to go along with the jokes on the show.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady]

But you need to address this issue.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you. The therapist.

[Brady]

It's gonna keep happening.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brady]

Love you, man. Keep the laughs coming. I wish you nothing but the best.

[John Holmberg]

That was free therapy from a guy and he couldn't be more right. Grow some balls. Your therapist online said. And this isn't part of the show. This isn't Brady going. I'll go along with it. Brady needs to go. You need to text that guy right now and go, okay. No response tells me I need to be a little firmer. I need my generator back. It's been two years. This is re goddamn diculous. Please respond. Let them know you got a couple of nuts hanging down past your knees and you're not going to get kicked in them anymore.

[Brady]

Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees.

[John Holmberg]

I have heard enough of this.

[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

D. Brady Reporter Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix.

[John Holmberg]

Hello, world.

[Brady]

Happy National Glizzy Day.

[John Holmberg]

Is it hot dog day?

[Brady]

Yes. Have you seen the six second kissing hack that's supposed to be good for your relationship? No, it's in the news after Associated Press did a thing on it. A place called the Gottman Institute.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they're huge in psychiatry for this.

[Brady]

Came up with it based on how long it takes.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Toledo]

The Gottman Institute?

[John Holmberg]

Gottman. Gottman. It's people. They have another partner.

[Brady]

The Gottman Institute.

[John Holmberg]

No, you're fine. Don't fall for this. He's trying to be gay about it. Gottman. Gottman.

[Brady]

Well, based on how long it takes to trigger the release of oxytocin. That's the love hormone, right? It helps us bond with babies, pets, and each other.

[John Holmberg]

You ruined it. You ruined it. Your voice saying that ruined it. Where's that grinder guy? Come blow me. This is a transactional. Now I have no.

[Brady]

It has to be a full six seconds of kissing. They say if you do it every day, it can make you feel more connected. Increase the oxytocin level levels.

[John Holmberg]

Tongue kissing and stuff.

[Brady]

And reduce levels of the stress hormone cortisol.

[Toledo]

Or just touch lips.

[Brady]

I think he's touching lips. You can throw some tongue in there.

[John Holmberg]

Wouldn't that apply then with your grandmother?

[Brady]

The other option is a hug. 6 seconds, 20 seconds of hugging to achieve the same level.

[John Holmberg]

Does that include ass grabbing and fondling or just a regular old hug? Just then and a half. Wouldn't that.

[Brady]

I think a. An warm embracing hug.

[John Holmberg]

Wouldn't that also apply to grandma?

[Brady]

Yeah, you'll feel connected to grandma.

[John Holmberg]

The love drug.

[Brady]

Not in that sense.

[John Holmberg]

What if it's your cousin Mary at Connection?

[Brady]

Connection. See, the only time they wouldn't suggest it. If you're at each other's throats at the time.

[John Holmberg]

Don't hug when you're mad.

[Brady]

It'll feel forced.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, that's a. That's a rape hug. You try to just hug somebody. Hug somebody that doesn't want to be hugged. It's like. Like Pepe Lew and a cat.

[Brady]

People produce an average of. Of 0.28 pounds of feces every day.

[John Holmberg]

Feces?

[Brady]

Feces. But that's what I said that a long time ago. The feces.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. But anyway, it was a reference back to yourself.

[Brady]

Yeah. From around.

[Toledo]

You did that one on purpose.

[Brady]

I did.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I thought it was micro feces.

[Brady]

Basically around £100 a year.

[John Holmberg]

Everybody poops. £100 a year?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Do you think you're high or low? I'm gonna go higher. Bob. I think you're dropping more than 100. £100 a year.

[Brady]

You know, I'm gonna start next year. I'll start weighing.

[John Holmberg]

I think you're a pound a day.

[Brady]

Put a scale.

[Toledo]

Show me over 200.

[John Holmberg]

Bob, I think you're pushing too. £200 a year.

[Brady]

That would be. If that was a pound a day. That's three quarters. £365.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. You gonna be pushing about a pound? No, because you're not doing rabbit.

[Brady]

I didn't yesterday at all.

[John Holmberg]

No one that's doing it.

[Toledo]

Then did you make up for it with a double dumper day?

[John Holmberg]

Triples.

[Toledo]

Triples.

[John Holmberg]

If he eats, he poops. I've been there. I've seen it. Automatic. So, breakfast poop much? Poop usually that fast too. Little poo. Gotta go.

[Brady]

We've got this lady in Chicago. Area school district. Just got nine years in prison. She's a former food service director in the Chicago area at the Harvey School district. And it all started around the COVID time where the schools would provide meals still for the kids. Kids being homeschooled.

[John Holmberg]

Sure.

[Brady]

Sarah Liddell.

[Toledo]

You had to go pick him up.

[John Holmberg]

They had to go get rid of all that food. Yeah.

[Brady]

Was found guilty because it was a. Basically a random audit. Found some of the numbers that we spent on chicken wings didn't match up.

[John Holmberg]

She was knocking it out for home use.

[Brady]

$1.5 million worth of chicken wings.

[John Holmberg]

Selling chicken wings to this neighborhood? She had access. No one was keeping an eye on her. That's too high.

[Brett Vesely]

Harvey's a dump too.

[Brady]

The audit noticed.

[Brett Vesely]

Got a picture of her?

[Brady]

Notice.

[John Holmberg]

Are we gonna play the game? Yep. All right.

[Brady]

Fear. Liddell.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say old white woman.

[Brett Vesely]

No, not with a million dollars in chicken wings.

[John Holmberg]

No way. That is a good point.

[Brady]

1.5.

[John Holmberg]

1.5. See, I think she was entrepreneurial.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, you think so?

[John Holmberg]

And knew the neighborhood kind of the.

[Brady]

You know, she's definitely.

[John Holmberg]

I say old white lady. Old crooked white lady.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm going the other way.

[John Holmberg]

You're gonna go straight in at the.

[Toledo]

Article I'm trying to find.

[Brady]

Bootlegging the wings to maybe restaurants.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brett Vesely]

The Al Capone of Wings Zero.

[John Holmberg]

Liddell. Sounds like an old white lady's name. God. You gotta find her for us.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

This game's fun. We. We call it what Color Was that Crime?

[Toledo]

Ready for the reveal?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Here we go. Survey says Brett.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. She looks like Lori Lightfoot. Damn it. Stop it. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks. None of us double damn it. Not for sure.

[Brett Vesely]

I think we're one and one on this.

[John Holmberg]

One to one. One. What color was that Crime? It's fun when there's no picture and then you. But it just. The game is more of a sociological experiment for people. Not as much because we all have our own predetermined thoughts.

[Brett Vesely]

I was just thinking of Harvey, Illinois.

[Brady]

No deaths.

[John Holmberg]

Oh. And that is kind of an unfair thing. Because that is definitely. Well, it's A particular Chicago's broken down into. Like, this is where this group of people lives. Yeah. The Polish people live. That you don't really get, Harvey, is.

[Brady]

Yeah. The latest food attack plaguing the US is this 21 year old woman. She got angry at her sister and she wouldn't share the grub with her.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, the food didn't attack?

[Brady]

No, the food didn't attack. Sister attacked her sister with ravioli. Nakia Davis got mad at her.

[John Holmberg]

What color is this story, Brett?

[Brett Vesely]

Not white.

[John Holmberg]

He's saying black. I'm gonna go white trash on this one. Really? Because it's Chef Boyardee. We're talking ravage ravioli. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Nakaya. What?

[John Holmberg]

Nakia Davis. That one could go either way. That's what I'm saying. That's why I asked. That's why it's time to play what color is the story. You said, I'll go married.

[Toledo]

Hispanic.

[John Holmberg]

Hispanic. Hispanic with ravioli. There's absolutely no justification for your logic throwing it out there. I'm saying white trash. You're saying black. Yeah. And you're saying Hispanic.

[Brady]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

And white combined.

[Brett Vesely]

So she either threw it at Jethro.

[John Holmberg]

Yep. Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

Keyshawn or Jose?

[John Holmberg]

Is that what you're saying? Yep. Okay. Really, Bob? Keyshawn or Jose took some ravioli to the face.

[Brady]

Food was delivered to the home. They live in Florida.

[John Holmberg]

Why?

[Brady]

And.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, no, no, not necessarily.

[Brady]

Nakia was upset at her sister for not sharing the food, so she picked up a plate of ravioli and chucked it at her sister.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. Okay. That's Chef Boyardee stuff. That's white trash if I've ever heard it.

[Brady]

She admitted to the ravioli tossing. Charged with domestic battery, a misdemeanor.

[John Holmberg]

Do we have a picture?

[Brady]

Night in jail. We have a.

[John Holmberg]

We have a picture. We will soon have a winner. Damn it. Brett's the champion today. Damn it. But for sure.

[Brett Vesely]

What are we one for one on this?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it was one to one. We still starting? Toledo is out. I don't know what you're. I don't know what you were thinking taking a long shot. You were taking a while. Ravioli floating around a Mexican white lady's house. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.

[Brady]

This dude in Florida, Jose Marty Alvarez, is facing a felony charge after he was caught impersonating in pizzeria. He did the entire building. They call it impersonating pizzeria. He had this elaborate, bizarre scheme. He'd go to hotels and distribute fake flyers, pretending to be another local pizzeria.

[John Holmberg]

Oh.

[Brady]

Only they would have his phone number on the flyers. He would then take the orders, make the pizzas, and deliver them. Seems like a lot of work, but he was, you know, to. To do so many knockoff pizzas to actually get your own pizza. Pizzeria. But the reason he was doing it, he wanted to ruin the reputation of that pizzeria.

[John Holmberg]

So he was. He was calling himself a different.

[Brady]

Yeah. Pizza place.

[John Holmberg]

Known for the good pizza and making cruddy pizza. Yes. Smart. That's brilliant.

[Brady]

He's doing it for years.

[John Holmberg]

That is brilliant.

[Brady]

But it's just Pizzeria realized that was happening. Please track them down.

[John Holmberg]

God. How in the world. Maybe that was what was going on in pork. Some guy was impersonating you and things got sideways. It's like, we're not. Would it ever run across your mind that you had an impersonator that was putting out a shoddy product? Where did the pizzeria figure that out? Our Yelp reviews are horrible.

[Toledo]

We're not that bad.

[John Holmberg]

We're not that bad. And wait a minute. We don't deliver to that stupid hotel. That's a. That is an elaborately good scheme.

[Brady]

The P3 had been getting stronger strange complaints and bad reviews off and on, but couldn't figure out how the confusion was happening.

[John Holmberg]

Brilliant. The guy had to order boxes and supplies and make pizzas all the time.

[Brady]

Well, I don't even know. Even have to order the boxes because they wouldn't know something. You're ordering it from that place. And just because, you know you have a generic white pizza box.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no, no. I didn't say it had to be specialized. You still had. You still have to order boxes. Yeah. Put them in a bag and bring them over there. You have to order boxes. You have to have lots of them just in case you get busy.

[Brady]

He was charged with organized scheme to defraud along with aggravated battery charge. He's got after fleeing the hotel staff and hitting a staff member with his vehicle.

[John Holmberg]

He's got to have a ton of money because that's all of your time. It's not easy to pay make, you know, revenge pizzas all night long. That's a. That's a chore to, like, clean up at the end of the night. I'm beat. It's a long night of fake work.

[Brady]

Yeah. We got, like.

[John Holmberg]

And he's 20 or 30 orders. He's making money.

[Brady]

One oven at his house.

[John Holmberg]

What? This is busy as hell. There's a convention at that hotel. I've got to make about 30 peaches tonight. And you know, he was doing terrible things to those pizzas, too. Like, he's had to have been peeing and snot and hoping that they'd find hairs. I'd pull a hair out and put it on everyone. Pubes. Like he's try. He's. Those poor people just make it easy.

[Brady]

And just buy, you know, the 299 frozen pizzas. And like, this seems like a frozen.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe that was. He might have been doing that. He's getting a bunch of Sargentos Latinos or whatever just covered in hair and semen. Here you go. And don't forget who brought it to you. Brett's delicious Pizzeria. Say it out loud. And you know what we like to say to our customers after we deliver a pizza? I hope you die of cancer. You wear Brett's. Well, this guy's an asshole. I'm going to make a yelp review. Okay. You do you. By the way, I. Your mom right before I made that pizza with my dirty your mom hands.

[Brady]

And you know there's one at least one five star best pizza I've ever.

[John Holmberg]

One dude loved it. God damn it. I gotta make them worse.

[Brady]

A company called Lamastis family Estates.

[John Holmberg]

The box just says, your mother's a whore. Well, the pizza place is obscene.

[Brett Vesely]

I would buy pizza.

[John Holmberg]

Me too.

[Brett Vesely]

Just because.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, your pizza's here. The pepperonis smell like your mom's. Oh, my God. That'll be $53. For one pizza? Yeah, you Jew. Oh, my God. I'm gonna. I'm gonna write a terrible review. If you could spell your dumb polak. Hey, you come back here. Nope. You. Your mom's in the car. She's about to wake up. I'm gonna give her another good one.

[Brett Vesely]

Thanks for Brett's pizza.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks for ordering from Brett's pizza.

[Brady]

God bless.

[John Holmberg]

And you'll preview one star? If I could give it less, I would. He called me a Jew and a Pollock. I could spell. You son of a bitch.

[Brett Vesely]

It's called the way I see it.

[John Holmberg]

The guy just sitting there. Every night he goes to yelping, reads the new reviews and laughs himself to sleep. The glass of sambuco and a dream. I want to do that. I want to start a revenge pizza place.

[Brady]

Well, I don't go to jail, but okay.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe I gotta get caught first. You know, we should start one as Gary and Matt. Oh, man.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

God's revenge pizza. We don't have long. We'll deliver it. Hopefully before we die, your pizza will get there. Or it's free. Als Pizza don't complain.

[Brady]

There's a couple of pieces missing, but it was really good.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Here's your meat lovers pie. It's named after your mother, Phyllis, because she's also a meat lover. I want that. What a great idea.

[Brady]

Imagine Brett's Pizza. You want the spoiled brat?

[John Holmberg]

No, we wouldn't make specialty pizzas. You don't tell them first. It's not on the menu. The spoiled. We gotta do it at the door. Is that your daughter? Is she nine? She's got a nice ass. I'm Brett's Pizza. Hey, she's nine. Means she doesn't have a nice ass, sir. Put it in your Yelp review. You Brett's Pizza. We ordered that pizza 45 minutes ago. Sorry about that, sir. Hey, the world's oldest person smells like fish in there. Oh, that's you. I can smell you from here, man.

[Brett Vesely]

I would so buy.

[John Holmberg]

It's the, like, Ed Dubevik's on steroids, only comes to your house. And the dude, what's his job? So many questions about that guy. What's his job? Why is he mad at that pizza place? What? What kind of time does he have to dedicate to this revenge podcast for years? Is he hiring? I would gladly be part of this.

[Brady]

That's hustling.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man, I. I got some free time in the days. I think I just start skipping out on a bunch of work and just head over to Brett's Pizza House and help this dude make hair pie.

[Brady]

A local news station in Texas had to report on a story this week after their own anchor got arrested for breaking someone's nose.

[John Holmberg]

Oops.

[Brady]

Her name is Heather Kovar.

[John Holmberg]

Nice.

[Brady]

She's been the weekend anchor at KBTX in Bryan, Texas, for over a year. Just a little over a year here. It's right next to College Station, where Texas A and M is. They ran a story about it on Tuesday and didn't give a ton of details. But a competing news station revealed the nose she broke belonged to her boyfriend.

[John Holmberg]

Oops.

[Brady]

They were arguing at a Tex Mex restaurant across the street from Heather's apartment on Monday night. She apparently had a few margies. They left and went back to her apartment, and things turned physical. She allegedly punched her boyfriend in the face 12 times, hit his arm, put your hands up, scratched up the other arm, and he barricaded himself in the bathroom.

[John Holmberg]

Was he in a wheelchair? I'm not hitting back, but no woman's hitting me 12 times.

[Brady]

Court documents said he ended up with a bloody, broken nose. She's obviously Facing domestic violence.

[John Holmberg]

Seen a UFC of event. Put your hands up. Clinch for Christ's sake.

[Brady]

There's Heather Kovar.

[Toledo]

Protect yourself at all.

[John Holmberg]

That's what they say before the protect yourself at all times. Any questions? Let's get it on. Judge Mills Lane. This blow belt. This blow the belt. I'm gonna be very strict about that. Protect yourself at all times. Let's get it on.

[Toledo]

I like how they measure on those guys that wear way high.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah. This is below a little bit high. But don't accept it. He's got his pulled up to his nipples load about. You gotta hit this man on the shoulder. Let's get it out. I miss Mills Lane. He was the best. You can't be doing that. Knock that off. Like he'd be screaming during the fight. You'd watch Mills. But yeah, a woman hits me once, you know, that's usually because I wasn't in my defensive stance. You start that second haymaker I got. I'm in the guard, I'm covered and I'm also doing a little head movement at that point. You get me twice. Oh, you're doing a lot to head movement. Start working the skills. I'm not getting hit 11 more times. Something's gotta be done. She's so fast. Lift your hands.

[Brady]

He was. He had been totally just liquored up or asleep.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I've been pretty drunk before. I can take four punches before I realize. Get your hands up. Get your hands like Mickey. Freddie Roach is in my head. Gotta get your hands up. You're gonna get killed out there. Hands up. You just block a couple 12 to the face. That's gotta be a record. I mean, Stephen Hawking would block one of those eventually.

[Brady]

There's a new report on bargain hunting and includes list of things that are priced too high. Stuff that were higher prices than they're worth it. The price too high category, gas is number one.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

Current average is $3.47.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't understand the ramp it again.

[Brady]

They did a survey on things that are priced too high right now.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady]

And what's worth paying for. They're saying even though it's priced high.

[John Holmberg]

It'S still worth the things that are essential. Yeah, got it.

[Brady]

Gas number one is price too high.

[John Holmberg]

Amazon Door Dash, Amazon Prime.

[Brady]

Fast food is the runner up on a too expensive list. Meat, fish, automobile, sports, smartphones, eggs, clothing, personal care items, snacks and medicine.

[John Holmberg]

I was running around yesterday and got real hungry and haven't been to McDonald's in a long time and I went there for lunch. Real quick, just to drive through. Number three. Large fries, large Diet Coke.

[Toledo]

What's the number three?

[John Holmberg]

Double Quarter Pounder with cheese. Okay. $11.70. Not bad. That isn't terrible. It's not great. That's not bad.

[Toledo]

But still.

[Brady]

But you haven't been there probably in a while.

[Toledo]

Have you seen their $5 meal deal? Double cheeseburger, fries, four piece chicken McNuggets and a drink.

[John Holmberg]

Something about the quarter Pounder bread I can't eat. The regular McDonald's bread you can't eat.

[Toledo]

You have to have the sesame seeds.

[John Holmberg]

I like it. Really? That's the only one.

[Toledo]

I'm the other way. I don't like this.

[John Holmberg]

Really? I don't like that. Well, yeah, but it's dry and boring. That's why. Yeah.

[Brady]

What's worth paying for still? Smartphones came in number one. Appliances, the next, computers, laptops.

[John Holmberg]

Wait. The other thing was stuff not worth it anymore.

[Brady]

They're saying it's too high and it's not worth it.

[John Holmberg]

Gas.

[Brady]

Yeah. And gas is actually down 9% from.

[John Holmberg]

Last year from being too expensive and not worth. It's like it's as your stupid phone. Yeah, that should be on the other list.

[Brady]

Yeah, they're dumb. But the other survey found that many people get an actual buzz when it comes to scoring a good deal. The average purchase.

[John Holmberg]

Glow. Red looking right at me. Not real. Oh, it's not. I do like a good deal, but who doesn't?

[Brady]

The average post Purchase Glow lasts 216 minutes, 3 hours and 36 minutes.

[John Holmberg]

A post purchase. Glow, Glow. It's 3 hours.

[Brady]

About 1 in 3 people feel the buzz longer than that.

[John Holmberg]

You get a little high off of a good price. Yeah.

[Brady]

They're so happy that they got a deal.

[John Holmberg]

That is. No, I'm not. I'm not authentic. I guess I'm not authentic. Do you get that, Brady? You like a good price. You look at prices of a lot of things.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You get a buzz.

[Brady]

I don't know about a buzz that long.

[John Holmberg]

That long.

[Brady]

I'm looking for. I get one.

[John Holmberg]

You get one, though.

[Brady]

I feel like you got a good deal. Deal.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Makes you feel good. I get really high.

[John Holmberg]

Makes you feel good. I would like that feeling. I don't think I. I possess that.

[Brady]

60% of people believe they can find a deal on anything.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

54 say they're the best bargain hunter they know.

[John Holmberg]

You know what I think of bargain hunters and people who say I can get a deal on anything? Suckers. I do.

[Toledo]

The thing that you. That you brought in a few years ago. Where if you see something 55% off, well that tells me you've been over charging me.

[John Holmberg]

You've been killing me for years. I'm not getting a good deal. You're charging me exactly what I should.

[Toledo]

Take the hit of 55% off on this. Then you've been overcharging.

[John Holmberg]

We're all duped by good deals because it's basically like look at this sales. Them unloading something for a price that's normal.

[Brady]

And it depends on what it is because sometimes you get what you pay for.

[John Holmberg]

Right? Well that's the good deals. Are you a sucker? Suckers usually eat up good deals. And it's like gamblers, they only tell you about their wins. Suckers are the ones who are like I got this for four bucks and it's a, it's a $2 item and it breaks and it's a piece of garbage.

[Brady]

59% of the people like to brag about getting a great price to their partner, friends, extended family. So what counts as a good deal? They say on average it's a savings of at least 36%.

[John Holmberg]

Third off. Okay.

[Brady]

Freeze dried ice cream is so Apollo 11 heard about this. Doritos has finally made limited edition Doritos mini Cool Ranch zero gravity flavored tortilla chips. They were designed for the space flights.

[John Holmberg]

Is there nothing food people will not believe.

[Brady]

The chips are.

[John Holmberg]

A gimmick.

[Brady]

Cheese dust does not float around in.

[John Holmberg]

The zero because we have gravity on.

[Brady]

The chest are smaller than the regular Dorito size.

[John Holmberg]

If you're an idiot and you thought your Doritos were, you know going to go ahead and float because they're not susceptible to gravity.

[Brady]

They debuted on the SpaceX's Polaris dawn mission later. That's happening this month. This is the debut of the chips. And then they'll take advantage of the Falcon 9 and the Dragon's maximum performance. They hope to be flying in all.

[John Holmberg]

The different so they can only be eaten in zero gravity is what I'm.

[Brady]

They're designed to be zero.

[John Holmberg]

Oh is that.

[Brady]

Yeah. And pigs is right. If you donate to St. Jude's Children's.

[John Holmberg]

Research Hospital Hospital they'll make the kids go to space.

[Brady]

So make a limited amount of these chips that you can get with your donation.

[John Holmberg]

Oh no kidding.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh good. Well Caleb and Alec, that's the Shriners. Don't confuse it. They're different sick kids churning up different sick kid money.

[Brady]

It requires a 200 donation for Doritos.

[John Holmberg]

They get a bag of chips to.

[Brady]

Be in considered getting a bag of choice chips.

[Brett Vesely]

It's supposed to be in the running.

[Brady]

To chance to win the chips, which requires a $200 donation. Doritos is al also offering the opportunity to win some mission inspired swag.

[John Holmberg]

You're bad with your money if you spend anything on this. These are some chips that go against.

[Brady]

And they're kind of like in a. A Pringles tube. I notice the package.

[John Holmberg]

Sure. That's for space. Yeah, they fight gravity. They built them for the Apollo 11 astronauts. That's not the one that Tom Hanks was on. That's a different one. They didn't have the proper chips, weighed them down, almost crashed into the moon. But these are mine now and when I eat them, I can float. Yeah, I go against all sorts of science when I eat my Doritos that are built.

[Toledo]

You go against all kinds of science.

[John Holmberg]

My space Doritos. My space Doritos make me lie as a feather, stiff as a board. It's not weird.

[Brady]

It's pretty cool actually. No membership fee.

[John Holmberg]

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Well, we are the election team of county Super Nintendo for schools. Shelly Boggs. We put her over the top. She's convinced of it, actually. And because we supported Shelly Boggs in her primary Super Nintendo, Boggs decided to say, will you go to dinner with me? And say. And so I can say thank you. Thank you. So we did. And Broom Head's a big supporter too. So Broomhead was in on it from ktar. So Broom Head's there. Super Nintendo Boggs, soon to be Super Nintendo Box Me, Brady and Toledo, enjoying ourselves, having a nice thing. Well, prior to me going there, I stopped over at the. I think it's a cvs. I think CVS is the one that I got. I confused CVS and Walgreens, but it's the drugstore in 16th Street, Camelback. It is the most hit or miss drugstore in a decent area butted up against a cruddy area you've ever been to in your life. And I've been there. Years ago, Megan got food poisoning in the middle of the night, laying in the bathroom with her shirt off, throwing up like crazy. Must have lost 12 pounds. And I've never seen her body look better, by the way. It's like it. She was ready for a flex off. Like her stomach muscles were shredded or throwing up all that stuff for at least the time being before. Before she rehydrated was absolutely spectacular. Cans up in the air, they were just. But her face looked a little auschwitzy. She'd lost too much fit and her teeth were all puke stunk. But she's crying in the bathroom, goes in and she. Gatorade. I'm like, well, her last words are Gatorade. That's. Oh, you want me to go get that? I see. Okay. So two in the morning, I go over to the CVS and outside of it there's like just people hanging out. Just like five, there's. And there's. They're not doing anything. And I'm like, sketchy. So I pull up my lights hit, and immediately they're like seagulls. Like, yeah, like, I Got nothing for you. Seagulls. And I go into the CVS to grab the Gatorade, and there's just a dude laying down in there. The employee is, like, calling the cops. He's like, I got surrounded by these awful seagull people. Get the Gatorade. And I leave him like that. As one sketchy. Nothing good happens on 16th street in Camelback back at. At 2, 3 in the morning. So yesterday. So, you know, more daytime. It's okay. So I pulled in there yesterday because I had an issue yesterday. I have to apologize to Josh Blue. Josh. And then this might be bigoted towards people with handicaps. I just assumed Josh Blue can't put on deodorant. So we did. We did our talk with Josh yesterday. He's one of the. One of my favorites. He's a great comedian. And he came in and so at the end, usually the guys from the club said, can we get a picture for social media? Media. So we stand in front of the KUP wall and do a picture. I put my arm around him like, jesus Christ. Josh Blue smells horrible. What a hippie. Like a bag of corn, nuts and mayonnaise in the sun just stunk. And I'm sitting there like, get me out of this picture. I don't know why Josh. But then I looked, and he's got the palsy. Maybe his hand doesn't reach over and do deodorant. So he's all. And he's from Denver, so it's this all natural thing. So I'm like, he stinks. Stinks.

[Brady]

Rolls of stone under his armpit.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. So I smelled my left armpit. I'm like, no, I'm good. It's not me. I don't have it. But I smelled my right, and I'm like, josh Blue stink got on me. And I. I smell horrible. Now from this side over, he kept asking me.

[Brady]

And I was.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, like, yeah. I'm like, did he get on you?

[Brady]

I was smelling.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. So then I realized that I. I only did my right arm. I only did one armpit. So then I gave a whiff to my armpit. Armpit. And it was brutal. I'm like, that was me. Like, Josh. So I text Josh. I'm like, hey, not for nothing, but I thought you stunk earlier today, but it was me. So if you smelled something, I apologize. I only did my deodorant. One arm. I don't know why. And it's. And I didn't have enough. I was down to where the plastic scraping against your Skin. So I think I did the one. Ah. And just threw it out. I thought I did both. I didn't. And I stunk. So on my way to go meet Super Nintendo Boggs and you guys. Guys, I stopped off at this same creepy cvs and again, there's a dude standing outside, and he eyeballs me up and down. And I. I kind of looked at him. I gave him a look like, don't, don't like. And then I'm like, look away. You're. You're causing enough trouble. Well, I go anyway. He follows me right in. So I'm going through the. I got a couple things I wanted to grab, and I had to get deodorant as well. Well, so did he, evidently. So he's in the aisle. This is why they're locking up Antiperspirant. Deodorant. Deodorant. He's putting it on and he put it back.

[Brady]

Oh, that's sampling.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's taken Walmart samples of the Dove Extra dry. He popped a little protective, which is easy to get off. Pop that right off of there, Applied a little deodorant, put it right back on, twisted it back down, popped the cap. And I'm. I'm watching as I walk towards him, I'm like, is that dude gonna do what I think he's gonna do? And he had no under the ship shirt, looking around like, am I? And nobody said a thing. And I didn't rat him out. And I wanted to really bad, but somebody's gonna buy that.

[Brett Vesely]

And sometimes you go to the store and you see somebody, like, opening the deodorants up and smelling it, see if it's their fragrance. And can you imagine that after that dude just put it on?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, because I can't imagine the antiperspirant won that fight. Like, more of him got on that. Yeah.

[Brady]

Home homeless. A little center homeless.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, more of the homeless got on the antiperspirant than got the antiperspirant got on him. Like, expecting saddlewood. He rubbed his smell on the. On the bar. Not the other way around. Because I put it on.

[Brady]

I smell like a sandal.

[John Holmberg]

I smell like flowers. Oh, it's dirty old. Smells like an old floho sandal. Yeah. Floating in the river. But I put it on. Not the same one, but I put deodorant on. I smell like. I smell good today. Like, this is a straw. Strong stink. I can only imagine that. That thing smells like corn, nuts and sun mayonnaise.

[Brady]

Now you gotta look at that cabinet. And like, I Gotta wonder how many.

[John Holmberg]

And so that's the first time I thought to myself, at least he went dove. They need to. They need to lock up the deodorant. And I never thought that. I always thought. But he was. At least he's trying to clean up, but still lock it up. They got it.

[Brady]

Everything will be locked up.

[John Holmberg]

Yep, good. Maybe just, you know what, that's what. But ordering now, because I do a lot of groceries online and stuff, the person buying I can be like, if I get deodorant or something, are they putting it on? Like, I don't trust anybody to touch the odor. And it's too easy to break into. Like, they gotta. They gotta shrink wrap. They got a plastic wrap all. And then deodorant's gonna be 14A. Ah. And the bigger problem with having to do something about the homeless isn't finding a place for them. It's keeping them away from us. That's the bigger things. Like, we got. How are they getting in and using our stuff? I get it. It's a tragedy. We're giving you water. I mean, it's not enough.

[Brett Vesely]

What's water drives are. Maybe we should do a deodorant drive.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I think they got that covered. I don't think that they're not stealing water, but they're just. They're, you know, using things. Like, you're gonna go in there and the bag M and M is gonna be open. There's gonna be a couple missing. You just had a snack.

[Brady]

Definitely an ice item for those, you know, food banks and stuff that are collecting like toiletries.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, sure. It's a need.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. But evidently not anymore. You got nowhere to keep it now.

[Brady]

You got your sources.

[John Holmberg]

You just wander into one of the. And they're outside of drugstores a lot. There's a lot going on in a drugstore. But how many times you have to wonder, have you purchased a brand new Old Spice and you weren't the first one to get use it?

[Brady]

That's why I go to Costco and buy a pallet.

[John Holmberg]

It's all in that stuff. Shrink wrapped. Yeah, you got to. You got to start thinking like that. Oh, I had some deodorant in my office for a while, and then Amy told me she was using it here and there. I'm like, you what? She goes, yeah, I use that every once in a while too. I hope you don't mind. I'm like, of course I mind. That's disgusting. That's. But then I started thinking, nah, it's a girl. It's different if it was a dude.

[Brady]

Like this Old Spice with marbles.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Like cigarettes and girl acids. Like that weird girl sweat. That straight. Yeah. It's got a. You're leaking some. Some latte and some Marlboro. How come my deodorant smells like an ashtray? But it's. Yeah, it was. So I didn't mind it. And she can use it. At first I was taken aback, but I'm like, ah, it's a girl. I. I don't. For some reason that doesn't bother me because there's no hair. This dude. He had dreadlocks in his armpit. I. Sure. But he hasn't washed. You gotta wash them every once. Or you can't just. You can't. You can't just apply deodorant to your dirty body. But he did.

[Brady]

Rolling over. 30 or 40 skin tags.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but. Oh, you. Yeah. Oh, and lesions.

[Brady]

All right.

[Brett Vesely]

A little much.

[John Holmberg]

And lesions. He's not wrong. There's a couple of them fallen off. So there was probably 30 or 44. And there's two or three. One stuck before. Imagine if you pop that. Oh. Because a lot of times I pull that last plastic piece off with my teeth. And then a little skin tag pops in your mouth. And now you're chewing his gum. Oh, God.

[Brett Vesely]

You thought my videos were bad.

[John Holmberg]

This is terrible.

[Brett Vesely]

I draw the line.

[John Holmberg]

But I thought of you, Brett, because I'm like, I'm gonna rat this. I'm ratting him out. And I did it. What would have. You ratted him out? No. You wouldn't have told.

[Brady]

I'd.

[John Holmberg]

See. See, I. I'm.

[Brett Vesely]

It's none of my business.

[John Holmberg]

Kind of, though.

[Brett Vesely]

No, it's not any business. You knew. Which would grab a different one.

[John Holmberg]

I did grab a different. There you go. Well, he didn't. He wasn't into my stuff. And by the way, he used the deodorant. Not an antiperspirant. Idiot. You're standing in the sun all day. At least try not to sweat. But. Yeah, I went down too.

[Brett Vesely]

To the say which one it was so you can warn people it was an Old Spice.

[Brady]

Fiji. You should have done the right thing and buy that.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, and thrown it. Some bleeding heart would have thought that. And it didn't even. To be honest with you. It didn't cross my mind.

[Brady]

Share it with all his friends.

[John Holmberg]

Ugh. Just rubbing a lesion pit juice all over each other. Anyway. Yeah. It was the Old Spice. Fiji. And it was the first. It was. There was only Two left. And it was the. You know, the mix and match now.

[Brett Vesely]

So switch brands, basically.

[John Holmberg]

So basically, buy the dove. Don't even bother with. Let those Old Spice things rot. And in, like, 30 years, people be like, look, it's the old Old Spice logo still there. Haven't sold them yet. Yeah, don't touch those. But I can't imagine, like, oh, sharing a stick with a homeless. I can't imagine. Todd Linkus in junior high used to always ask me for deodorant when we're in pe. You go to your. I'm like, yeah, but is that okay to chill? And he just grab it on my hands because he was huge. And he'd start using my. My band roll on.

[Brett Vesely]

Everybody did that in school.

[John Holmberg]

But that's.

[Brett Vesely]

That's when you. That's when you buy the. The aerosol.

[John Holmberg]

The spray ones were great, but they.

[Brady]

Do it, you know, Clubs.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. They have the. The community spray can. There's the thing. Homeless. Brett's right. They have a spray version of this. Steal that.

[Brett Vesely]

Use the Right Guard that nobody's used since the 80s.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody sprays that into the air because. Because Greta Thunberg told us not to for some reason. That was something we listened to.

[Brady]

Those are bad Axe homeless.

[John Holmberg]

They did have Axe body spray, too. And I thought, well, what are we doing here? Why are you. He was probably doing it piss me off.

[Brett Vesely]

He wasn't going on the west side. He didn't need the ax.

[John Holmberg]

And he just walked through the parking lot over towards Total Wine and swamped up. But he felt pretty.

[Brett Vesely]

Total Wine.

[Brady]

They've had doing over there.

[Brett Vesely]

They don't sell Thunderbird.

[Brady]

No, but they've had to swap cabinets over there as well.

[John Holmberg]

Well, if he smells better, maybe his begging goes better. I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

God damn it, John. I'm driving and dry heaving right now.

[John Holmberg]

I had to see it. Brady's fault. He brought up the skin tags that are probably real. I mean, I'm thinking of the times that he's all scarred up and, like, the open, open seeping wounds that are in that ar.

[Brett Vesely]

Injecting himself.

[John Holmberg]

He's probably injecting through the pits. He's got pit herpes going on. Scabs anyway. So if you're at that one. Just a fair warning, I didn't rat him out at the store. I should have. I still regret that I didn't. So I'll rat them out here that if you're at that particular cvs. If you work at the cvs, go pull out the Old Spice Fijis and toss. Toss the front two. Or there were only two when I looked. And I recognize it because Old Spice Fiji is the stuff I used to use. But it smells a little too tropical.

[Brady]

You can tell the ones that's been popped off.

[John Holmberg]

Off. I don't think you can. Cuz.

[Toledo]

You know what?

[Brady]

I guess you have to break the seal.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, you just put that little plastic thing with the tab and roll it back in. It sucks right back down. I can do it right now. Cuz I brought extra deodorant into the office again. I like having it here. Pop that cap off, you can put that thing right back on. Roll it back down to nothing. You would never know because you're not suspecting someone's already used this when you buy it at home. Yeah, there's no seal.

[Brady]

Bought a couple of those.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, there's. Yeah. You've probably rubbed up against the home leg. God knows. And here's the other thing that I'll never do because I watched this happen once and I was kind of in on this. I used to go to Bash's and they had that big bucket of that box of peanuts and.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Vegetable. I don't know if they still do that. Probably don't. But I remember. Remember I was eating the stuff you.

[Brady]

Could buy by a pound or whatever. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You scoop them out and get in the bag. But they just have peanuts in a big bulk giant box. And when I was bored, I'd stand there and I'd eat a few of them. Just throw the shells back in. But I'm not cracking them with my mouth.

[Brett Vesely]

You're not sucking all the salt off.

[John Holmberg]

Dude next to me was. Dude next to me grabbed a couple.

[Brady]

It was a regular gathering.

[John Holmberg]

And he popped it and he threw it back in. And I'm. It's cud going back in there with the other peanuts.

[Brett Vesely]

You see that it sprouts sometimes with the big things of candy. Yeah. They got the big barrels and you just see the kids with their.

[John Holmberg]

Gross. Yeah. You can't do.

[Brady]

Since.

[John Holmberg]

Since the 60s, that's been something that's been trail mix. If people used to hit their kids and make them wash and stuff. And now that's just not even a thing. Those Brock's candies that they just reach in the gummy bears, for Christ's sake. What are you thinking giving those away? Think we're gonna pay for that? You're insane. Anyway, so be careful as you put your deodorant on this morning. Just realize that it could have been good already. Pre gooed and you have something. Probably how covet started. Hey, it's not weird.

[Brady]

It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees.

[John Holmberg]

I have heard enough of this.

[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

I've had it with stories like what I'm reading ladies. I don't know how many times I can tell you. Women get mad because they say things that they don't like. And, and, and this is even one that I've gotten emails about and I don't understand it. I'm like, what are you wasting your time? Look at the dude next to you right now. If you're wasting waking up or he's sitting there listening to this show you hate and you're in the car, look at him. Look at him is love. How's love working out how's love working out? And just know there's some divorced guy living on the side of Mummy Mountain all by himself that you can. And there's a bunch, like, if I was a woman, I'd look over at like Brady, realize I did this, I did this wrong. Like not physically, you're fine, whatever, not really. But you know, don't, don't giggle too hard. I'm looking at you, I'm thinking, what did I do wrong? I know that's the look I get. And they're right. We with all that power. It's like being he man and putting the sword down. This lady did it right. Her name is Simone Rylander. She did it right. 91 year old billionaire, Australia real estate tycoon. She married him, she's 40. He died two months later. It's 60 days. You have a better money back policy with Walmart than a 60 day billionaire wedding that you get to cash in on. What are you looking at? Brady going, but it's love that. No, you get a dime a dozen of these things over here. This guy is the dollar store of this. Get over to that Mummy Mountain ladies and quit wasting your time on people like us. Go to old folks homes, the good ones that are charging 10, $12,000 a month and just hang around like groupies. You go to rock concerts when you're young and you stand backstage trying to bang the band and those dudes are just filth. Go get yourself. That's disgusting. But if Bon Jovi came off, off the stage, you'd blow him right there.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh yeah, Panties, right.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's, he's dirty. He's probably got poop in his butt. He's probably. It stinks because of all the sweat and genital goo. He should. He needs a shower. You'd still blow him then. No different than going over to an old folks home and going, which one was the real estate tycoon? And having that dude sitting in his diaper and you undo that diaper and you give him one last tug. It's the same thing as that whoring way you did with celebrity. Now do it right.

[Brett Vesely]

And in couple A, Cole Smith did it.

[John Holmberg]

Brilliant woman and as dumb as she was, still knew. You know what? This is the route to go look over at your Brady today and just admit I'm doing it wrong. No offense, Brady, except for really I'm right.

[Brady]

None, none taken.

[John Holmberg]

It's just, it's. I'm the same. I'm just using you as the example because you're the one to My left, Brett's to my right.

[Brett Vesely]

All three of our wives are doing this.

[John Holmberg]

Every woman in the planet should be looking at us going, no, no, no, no, stop. And here's the other thing I'm mad about. You ladies have had 50 years now of this, you know, work equality nonsense, and all you do is bitch about the 70% of getting paid what a man gets. You're terrible at this equality thing. You've been horrible at fighting for it. Go be billionaires and let us see how men will act. If there were as many women billionaires as there are, you think we're going to waste our time with some. No, we're going. We're gonna go to the old folks, give some old lady a bash for 60 days. We're doing that. There's lubricant, there's spit. We'll make her happy for those 60 days, however she wants to be. And we're tapping into this thing. Brady's mom's out there, she's got money. What are we doing? Go up there and woo the old lady. You just got out of this divorce.

[Brady]

Don't touch her.

[John Holmberg]

No, you can have her. She's available and she wants. Wants that. And you, as a man should be like, you know what? I want my mom to be taken care of and happy. And if some dude who's 50 rolls in and just coming off as divorced with somebody and looks at your mom and says, you, I'll take it. And there. And she loves every second of it, that. That should be a beautiful thing. We always talk about elder care and stuff like that. Why wouldn't you want some young piece to go in and try? Like my dad. Dad. If my dad was 88 and alone and in some home and he calls me and he goes, there's a 38 year old woman here who wants to marry me. I'm like, all right, well, let's get it in the wheel that I get some of this, because she doesn't get it all, but tap it. Tap that ass, take care of business, be happy.

[Brady]

That being said, I am curious on how this thing's gonna work out for her.

[John Holmberg]

Who?

[Brady]

The lady.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I thought you meant your mom.

[Brady]

60 days in the marriage. She's got wipers, number six papers. I'm just curious what the papers.

[John Holmberg]

All I need is a payout. It doesn't. She don't have to get it.

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying.

[John Holmberg]

Like, give me some.

[Brady]

But. But it was 60 days. It took like, if it goes one more year, you know, it can be a slide scale.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah, sure. But if she goes, if she's, if she did the 60 day things initially married, it's immediate. This much money if he dies tomorrow and if she's like, that's a good number. Like I can take 4 million bucks. It's going to cost.

[Brady]

Cost.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe he's a billionaire.

[Brady]

Right?

[John Holmberg]

I'm getting something. I'll get a house and a few million. And yes, I know it's not hallmark romantic, but how's that been working out planet Earth? Not very well. We live way too long now. You either get divorced three times or you kill somebody. I watch a lot of dateline. That's the next option. There's not a whole lot of that whole, oh, we've been happy every day of our lives. Lives for the last 70 years. It's weird. So let's get on the ball here with the majority of them. Get over there to those old folks homes. I know my, my friend Paula lost her husband a few years ago. Paula's 93. If I was available and Paula's sitting there and Paula's got a nice chunk of change, I would say I want to make you happy. Let's make a deal. I want to be your boy toy, Brad. However long you last, if it's sexual because travel the world together, it's sexual. You want to do that, that's fine. If you just want somebody to sit and watch TV with you so you don't have to sit in this house alone anymore, I'm your man. But if Paula called me and said there's this young man who just wants to spend time with me, I'd be like, let's get some paperwork together. He needs a number. He's not getting it all, but he needs a number. And let's get him some service fee. And if he tries to kill you, that's out like it'd be poisonous food. Or we find out that it was a, you know, a murder plot. But if he's genuinely like there to be somebody's companion for as long as they last. Damn it all, that's beautiful. And I always compare everything to dogs. If a dog was like eight or nine, those are the ones that hurt me the most. That lost. Our home pet rescue. This is an 8 year old dog that somebody passed away or they just gave up on their dog and it's eight and I want that thing adopted. I consider it to be a beautiful thing when someone steps in and says I'm going to take this dog's last couple years Years. And I'm gonna make sure that it's in a good home. That's a. Why don't we do that for our grandparents? Like, look, this young man wants to take in grandma for the last couple years, maybe he's gonna bang her. I'm not sure it's up to her. But he deserves a cut of all that because we're not. We just toss him in a home and visit him on Christmas and Easter. Meanwhile, this guy's like, I'm willing to live here every day. That's gold. And we gotta quit looking at women who do that. As bad. You know, they've got an agenda. The old man's got. I hope to God if I live to be 90 and I've got some money in the bank and nobody wants to hang out with me, some attractive, hot young broad comes on my door and says, I'll ride that limp weird thing for a little while. For as long as you last. Can I get a cut of this? It's like, hell, yes, you can. This is why I worked so hard my whole life. People like you rolling into it so I could attract people like you. The only reason we go to work every day is to make sure that the person that's across from us stays. Otherwise you just not go. If it was all about me being best friends with Brett and living in an apartment, I'd put in the bare minimum effort. If it weren't for broads and sex and stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you don't want the odd couple, Felix and Oscar, living together.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not working my ass off just to, you know, to find myself attractive. I mean, it's got. It's crazy. You get success so you can get a higher level of ass. Of ass. Period. That's it. That's the truth. Chad Kroger, back to Nickelback. The main motivator. Without Nickelback. Do you think Chad Kroger's swinging a lot of ass with that face? No. He looks like some of the stuff I've seen at those primate exhibits. Like, what is going on there? Is that a missing link? Or. Or you half your Australopithecus Africa. So, yeah, I. I look at this story and I see it as. I see it as beautiful. I think Hallmark should start making movies about old men alone after their wives die and all that money.

[Brady]

A billionaire Christmas.

[John Holmberg]

A billionaire Christmas. And then in the package, out pops a former playmate. She's not a playmate anymore, but she's got her own hang ups and she's in her late 40s and she looks at him and says, you know what? Life didn't work out for me through the love route. And I really kind of just want to spend my time with somebody that can take care of me and I'll take care of them. That's beautiful. Ladies want the money. Men have it. Men want the women. There you go. You're built with it. This is a natural match. This is the most romantic thing you can come up with. And Anna Nicole Smith, you think that old man cared about his kids for two seconds when she whipped those gargantuan cans out and said, you want to grab these? And he hadn't seen anything like that in ages.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, he motorboated right then and there.

[John Holmberg]

Probably all he could do. My guess is he was just. He was stuffing his foot in there, cuz it was the hardest part of his body.

[Brady]

Use that twink, father. Get the kid.

[John Holmberg]

But all she did was drugs and weight. Put your foot in there again. I guess that. Oh, it's such a hard foot. Oh. Oh, you're so powerful. Okay. All right. Here's my check. I'm gonna move on to the next one now. Good night, Howard. I see that as. You know those people that go through hospice? I see it as hospice care accelerated. It's like porn hospice. They go in there and take care of your dying family. And the only reason kids don't like it is because they're getting, like, they don't get it all. Lose their cut. Yeah, they're just as greedy and awful as anybody. You're gonna give her all that money, like, oh, I see you. It's all about love and happiness until it. You get. Your money gets hit. I want my dad to spend all of his money. My dad did well for himself. I want him. I don't want him to sit on anything. And he told me that once, I just want to leave something for you. And I'm like, don't. You earned it for you. You take care of you spend it all on something stupid. I don't care. I'll be all right. I'm not interested in my dad's inheritance. I want him to spend every penny. And if it means that his last years are groping some Playmates cans in some weird puddle of his own poo and a diaper and a wheelchair and some home. Okay? If she's doing more than I'm doing, that's for sure. I'm not willing to do that for my dad. Some hot girl comes in there and does that. All yours, Dad. I was never Counting on your money to begin with. Because I'm a decent human being. I want to leave something behind for you. I'm fine. What do I do with all this? Oh, you know what to do. Just wait till you're 90. And my dad's one of those guys. I think he wants to live a long time. He'll be 90. Why don't you visit me in the home? Cause it's depressing. It's horrible in there. Where are all the hot broads? They're not allowed in. Cuz all the other kids get mad that they're stealing inheritance. And think about that. If you're sitting there worried about your parents inheritance more than their happiness, who's the bad guy? Which, who's the real bad person? The. Or you? That's my money. Oh, well then you better get in there and start helping your dad. Well, I don't want to visit him. It's gross in there. I go over to that residence that Paula lives in and it's actually quite lovely. She's got a nice apartment, it's a really nice place. But every once in a while in the hallway you'll see an old man just walking out of there and somebody has to run over and go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you can't leave. You're not allowed out the door. You'll. You'll wander off. Very good, Mr. President. Get back into your room. And they put him back in there. One guy got out in this beautiful hallway. These beautiful, like this. The facility is gorgeous. Gorgeous. And Paula is like, ugh. Him. And she does that old person hand wave of ugh. I'm like, what happened? Oh, he came out of his room the other day and he took a huge hallway. Well, that'll happen here. And she goes, it's disgusting. And she's so healthy and ridiculous. It's like she shouldn't be around this.

[Brady]

But you know the thing I found funny at my mom's place is they still run for. There's politics involved. Oh yeah, like the, the president of the. Of the village.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they try, they try to like.

[Brady]

Have One time we were at lunch and there's a hit. That's Jim Ayers over there. He's running against Frank. And they're at opposite tables.

[John Holmberg]

It's a big thing.

[Brady]

They keep away from each other.

[John Holmberg]

And then there's just people with dementia shouting at someone for no reason. And it's, it's a, it's a weird nut. It's a, it's a mental institution. And I Got no problem with that. But I mean know if, if your mom. I want my mom. If she found some billionaire or some. Some young man who came along and said I'm going to pound the lights out of you for a. Like good for her. You shouldn't be alone or what you got. Your dad should be pound crazy and stuff that he can't get. Right. When Megan used to do the silver sneakers things years ago and those old men were in those workout classes and she's in there with her half shirts and her abs and her tight little ass and all that stuff. Wander around doing all the workouts for these old people and then I pictures tons of them.

[Brett Vesely]

She came home to you.

[John Holmberg]

Can I get a few photos for my friends back in Iowa? We're heading home. Sure. Every one of them cupped abreast. All of them. And women are oblivious to it. That dude wants to feel those things so bad, man.

[Brett Vesely]

She still came home to you.

[John Holmberg]

She came home to me and she's an idiot. We were in Vegas 12 years ago. Maurizio I believe was his name. Billionaire hanging around this slot tournament. Might have been 85. Invited her in front of me. I very much like to come to my home in Houston and see. See the grounds. 85 acre ranch with a Ferris wheel and a roller coaster. And I'm like, we're going to that guy's house. I'm. That's gross. And I don't know that you were invited. I'm like, I'm going to that guy. So do I have to blow him? You're an idiot. And. And she even said my house made my hand again. And I'm like, I'm just standing there waving at him like keep doing it. You're making do it, man. I'll. I'm winging this. I'll help you out. He literally offered her like a place to live.

[Brett Vesely]

You could have been Steadman. He would have built your house out back.

[John Holmberg]

I would have been a groundskeeper. All she had to do was earn. That's disgusting. No, it's not. Dude died maybe a year later. I've done some dumb stuff.

[Brady]

Season tickets, everything.

[John Holmberg]

A year. That's all it would have taken a year of sacrifice in your life to make me happier self. Selfish, selfish bride. Selfish women. That's selfish behavior. To not go bone that old man and steal his money. That's selfish. You're not trying. You don't. You don't love me. You don't care about what I want. You should still have to get up at 4 in the morning every day and hump everything. I'm not gonna do it. You know, I could stop all that. Get on the old man for that's gross. 4:00am alarm like we could have. You could have. You don't care about me.

[Brett Vesely]

Doesn't take long to mix the effort in up for him and you know, I mean, it'd be fine. Yeah, he'll be fine.

[John Holmberg]

Just stir one glass. You do it for yourself. I bought a nutribullet. You don't even have to stir it anymore. It's done.

[Brady]

Here, your carrots.

[John Holmberg]

Here's breakfast. Thank you very much. Remember to touch the tip, okay? All right. See, I gotta go. Where are you going? I don't know. My husband are gonna ride the roller coaster. Where do you think we're going, old man? Take a nap. You have a roller coaster in your yard? I'm already on it. Just waiting. Hurry up with the insurer. Got this thing fired up. Are you coming back? Yeah. I'll touch your tip at noon when you wake up again.

[Brett Vesely]

She said no to Space Mountain?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, it was. And the dude was just as. He looked like Stan Lee with those weird big glasses that were tinted and the hair. He still had tons more hair than I've ever had. And an accent I want to bring into Houston. Have you to my home. We're going to. I'm not going there with that old man. That's weird. You're going alone.

[Brady]

No, man, you have to do the scouting mission.

[John Holmberg]

I. She just needed to go. I don't care if it. I don't care. I'll sleep on the rolly coaster. I don't care. Need wood.

[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

Microphone. Hey, babe, we'll be back to pick you up later.

[John Holmberg]

It's like those husbands. The guy up there in space, he left his family for a year. They sacrificed for a year so he could go, go do. That's the same thing. I'll go explore this old lady space for a year. I'll come back with the money. It's. It's spit. You ladies are doing it wrong. Except for this one that got that. That Australian billionaire. Not even sure they spoke the same language. They had to translate her love letter. And her love letter is a riot because it's just so false.

[Brett Vesely]

Our phone's got Google Translate on.

[John Holmberg]

It's fine, right? It's. It basically was. We could never put into words the pain we feel. The grief is indescribably great. But we reflect on all the beautiful and great times together. 60 days. Laughing, crying. So we say goodbye. And then she said something about knowing. Knowing it was he was the love of her life. When she first laid eyes on him and saw him light up.

[Brett Vesely]

Because he said, sounds like a Brian Adams song to me.

[John Holmberg]

Some 40 year old woman rolled in and his eyes lit up and she goes, oh, that's. He's. He. He loves me. It's like, no, you're 40. She said, you were the dream of my life. And when I saw you shine at the sight of me, I knew I was yours too. In love. Of course, they translated that from her native language of German so he could read it. And then she just like eating a wet meatball. And that's all it costs. And you dummies are looking at Brady going, I'm doing this for love. Stupid. Stupid. This is beautiful. And she had to translate what anatom saying. We'll translate it. Don't worry about it. Just keep licking that thing. But it's so soft. It's not getting any harder. Just listen. Look, that's your job right now, to lick that guy's inner thighs. Oh, God.

[Brady]

It's disgusting.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but it's 60 days. You can do this. A lot of people do a lot harder work in 60 days. And don't get paid what you're about to get anyway. It angers me. Beautiful song. I should. I should have this on my phone at all times in case Maurizio comes up to Megan again. It's like we've expanded the property. It's not 220 acres. And it has a wave pool. God damn it. And start playing this really loud.

[Brady]

Everything.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not some sort of. For 60 days. You can be 60 days. I've seen you as a whore. You've done that before.

[Brady]

That should be the next ABC show. 60 Day Whore.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. 60 Day. Yeah. Oh, I'd watch that for months. I'd watch and there'd be a line out the door. What? How's that different than the Bachelor? How's that different than 30 chicks lining up for one dude in the promise of fame and money? How's it different? They see that as romance. I talked to Jill downstairs. Oh, he's so romantic. She should pick him. And I'm like, what?

[Brady]

Could you imagine if the billionaire had agreed to do that or whatever? And you have the 24 competitors and the winner at the end.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, great. And the only place women find romance and the Bachelor and the Bachelorette are for ladies. Ladies I watch sometimes because it's absurdly funny, but they get into it. And if you ever told them, when you're dating your wife, I'm also dating 22 other ladies. And I'm gonna make a choice in one month. They'd leave. That's bm. What a bunch of. What a jerk. Oh, no, that's how that works on the tv. You love that show. You think that's great.

[Brady]

The winner gets $2 million.

[John Holmberg]

It's that goddamn Cinderella. And then you change your mind at the end, I'll give you my $2 million dowry.

[Brady]

Those show.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, wait a minute. And I'm talking not even talking about a show. If you did that in real life where you told him. I'm dating 22 ladies. And a little secret is, whoever I choose is getting $2 million, suddenly the love thing disappears and like, well, I'll stick around for this. I think I'm going to win. And then they get competitive with each other.

[Brett Vesely]

As Tina Turner said, what's love got.

[John Holmberg]

To do with it? You know? And she's one that knew she married for love. And it beat her all over the house. Made her a better singer, let's be honest. I, I better song. She was very focused for a while and needed to be. Wish you'd have hit Brian Adams a couple of times. Anyway, so congratulations. He was 91 years old. And Simone Redlander.

[Brady]

That dude was hanging around with a lot of people. Starlets.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he had a lot of people in his life. He's a billionaire. Of course. I mean, look at this. This guy right here looks good. He looks good. He still looks great. For that's his wedding day when he's 90. And then they're propping him up. There's probably stickers behind him to make it.

[Brady]

He can't close his eyes for sure.

[John Holmberg]

Sure. And the, and the fulcrum they have behind him to make it so he doesn't fall back.

[Brett Vesely]

She's good looking, but she should be happy because he could even upgrade it farther than that with that kind of cash.

[John Holmberg]

Not that great. No, no. But he's 91 and she was the only one willing to do it. That's what I'm saying. Get in the pool, ladies. Broads. Yeah. I don't get it. Meanwhile, you're looking at Brady. Watch for sup. Oh God. This jackass can make me cook garbage. Sitting there with this crappy CPAP on all night. This 91 year old guy. At least there's a payoff in the end.

[Brett Vesely]

I'd have been with you though. Marizo came up to Matthias like, get, go.

[John Holmberg]

Goodbye. He doesn't want me there for the first month. Call for me? Yeah. I'd really like my brother to come out here. Oh, your brother, the bald idiot we met today? Yeah, that's him. Yes. If you would like your family here. And then we. I pretend to be her brother for a little while. I'm like, so, Maricha, you got any wealthy family members I could bound? What are you talking. Get on the roller coaster. You seem to be mentally retarded. Get on there. Maurizio was all over it. Loved her. Immediate, like love at first sight type stuff. My God, you are a wonderfully beautiful woman. I would like to take it to my home. She said no. I wasn't even mad.

[Brett Vesely]

And she's not flying Jeff sex there either. She's.

[Toledo]

That's private.

[John Holmberg]

God, Damn it, I'm getting mad all over again. This is a 12 year story and I'm still angry about it. That's not what I supposed to be about. All right then I'll quit my job. Oh, if you don't have any money, I'm leaving. So you're still doing it for some money? Dude doesn't work and doesn't have money. He's a dead. Why not take it the other extreme drives me nuts. And the other thing about it is if you're out there waiting for your parents to die for inheritance something wrong with you. That's disgusting. There's a lot of people like me. There's a ton of them. I got an email just now from God said I can't have my dad doing that. I stand to make lovel. Do you care about your dad at all? Maybe he'll leave you something, maybe he won't.

[Brady]

But I gotta remain a good grade. Yeah, Grace is with him.

[John Holmberg]

And you shouldn't want your parents.

[Brady]

Get my brother and sister out of the equation.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you should not want your parents money. Just shouldn't. I know it's. I know it's hard if your parents have a ton and you don't have any, but you shouldn't want it. You shouldn't, certainly shouldn't be counting on it. You truly care about your parents. You want them to go out flaming, have a blast. I keep telling Paula that she doesn't have any kids. She's got nobody. She's 93 and her, her financial guys like will you stop playing? She loves to play slot machines and she looks for quarter slots and like you have plenty, start playing. And so she started to play the big dollar ones and you. I was like, I thought she was gonna die that night sitting there playing $10 a spin. Oh my God. Then she'd hit something and lose her mind because she used to be happy with a $20 win and now she's looking at, you know, $1,400 and like signing papers and losing her. She. Yeah, she's. She's being frugal cuz she's worried. What do I do? Like where you. Who are you going to give this to? What about you? I'm like, you flame throw this. You've earned it. You want me to start boning you and stuff? I'll consider it. I mean this is. I don't know if she's got that kind of joke.

[Brady]

You're working your angle.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, I'll give it back if she gives me my money. We'll just give it to her charity of choice. I have no idea. I feel like that's unearned. I like when old people die with nothing because that means they spent it all. That's a good thing. Go out. Go out doing that. That'll be my goal. Spend it all. If I have anything left over, it's going right to like a dog chair. That's it. Yeah. I'm just handing that. It's already in my will. This stuff gets gone if I don't have any dogs left. And that's. That's it. It's all for charity. I'm not handing it to friends. And none of it. Not a thing. Part of my will and trust was setting up where all that stuff goes. I did say that was sort of fun. Cuz I'm like, oh, this is nice. And they don't know about it. So let's get a check one day when I drop that.

[Brady]

Maybe more changes or it changes when that 22 year old girl comes in.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, maybe. Maybe if I'm 90 and I'm still hanging around and there's still a chunk. The nice thing about that's right. And I can. That's exactly what's great about Trajan is I can make that change if Kent's still around. John Holmberg here. Is Kent still there? He's got to be 140. Kent. Yeah. I'd like to make it a change. You don't want to give to the charity anymore? Hell no. You gotta see this pizza ads that wants to bounce on my limp noodle. I'm giving it all to her.

[Brady]

Where's he going to? Her name's Dixie.

[John Holmberg]

She's a whore. Ken. I found a whore for. She's willing to grind up against it. That's great. Good for you, John. How are you still alive, kid? You green mild. So get on it because stories like this are making me upset. And we don't get as men. We don't have that option if the only thing we get is as Oprah wanders around. She's the only one there's any other girl billionaires. They're keeping it quiet. It's not weird.

[Brady]

It's pretty cool actually. No memories.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

These reports come out once or twice a year. It's people giving feedback of working with famous actors and who are the worst.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know why everybody wants to know that. That's a question people always ask like who's the worst person you've ever worked with?

[Brady]

Well, they threw it out to the people that work it being in in the industry. Ellen Blake Lively most entitled, snobbiest and rudest person to deal with through tantrums. Dr. Phil. I can imagine that he has a no eye contact rule we always hear.

[John Holmberg]

This about because his eyes look like they're burning out of his own head.

[Brady]

One of the nastiest, most self absorbed people.

[John Holmberg]

You're nasty self absorbed. Who should call me nasty self absorbed Brady, you gotta understand something when you deal with. You got to call them simple as that.

[Brady]

You're a Scarlett Johansson, very high maintenance, demanding things left and right. Ben Stiller and John Cusack.

[John Holmberg]

I feel like Scarlett Johansson's one of those people that if you get on the wrong side of her thoughts, she'll start yelling about like the environment or something. For an hour and a half. Like, I think if you just kind of tap into her. Remember when she went nuts for feminism and shaved her head and all that, and that weird short haircut? And I started screaming at everybody about the way things need to be. I think she's. That she's passionate, but maybe it's a little bit over the top.

[Brett Vesely]

I've heard that about Kanye too. I had a guy that worked the backstage area too, and you're not allowed to look at him. Like, if he walks down, you got to look down at the ground or what?

[John Holmberg]

I know. If you fired me. If you fire me for that, good, I'll. I'll tell that story. Yeah, that's hilarious.

[Brady]

Russell Crowd. Super arrogant, self important. Chris Pine just says massive D bag.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. See, I think this too. I think the people that are willing to say that are insecure brats that don't like watching celebrities get extra attention. Well, I think the people that get mad are like, what's so special about you? So when you act like a celebrity because you are one or people treat you like one, other people see you as spoiled and entitled. And it's just the way people treat those superstars.

[Brady]

The one that topped that in the D bag word was Steven Seagal, Grade A D bag.

[John Holmberg]

He's just. You can see that. And again, we'll name them dicks when they've got, like, a career like his, where you're kind of sitting there saying, what gives you the right to be this big a dick? It's been a long time since under siege.

[Brady]

O.J. simpson was cremated just now. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Stuck around for a while.

[Brady]

He kept on ice for a while. Well, he. He's been chiming in. Hopefully.

[John Holmberg]

There'S a smoker in here now. I thought hell was hot. Man, oh, man. They stuffed me in that box, and then they burned it up, Brett. Oh, man, I didn't do that to that. That was all. That was overkill. That's exactly what that is. I was already dead. It wasn't like I was gonna do anything else. But they. They burned me up there, Brady. And now I'm just a OJ in a box.

[Brady]

I think it's cool with what you did with your remains.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you know, I sent it off to the Goldmans and choke on it, I wrote on there. But I did that a long time ago.

[Brady]

I'm not sure if a choker was involved, but the four kids all got the cross cremation jewelry.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. Yes. Because I. I like to give back. In fact, I wanted to have a matching set. They have their mother's head on the man, so why not put a little piece of me on their ring?

[Brady]

They all four got chokers or do they get.

[John Holmberg]

Everybody gets a choker in my family. Oh, let's get with, you know, choker. We get you something. We. We made all sorts of things. We made moccasins out of their mother. And we. We did just, you know, we had a bunch of soups and things like that. Like a good gazpacho. She was bleeding like crazy. So we have. We have memories of mom and why not dad as well? So Sydney and. And the son. Well, I've forgotten his name. He got something.

[Brady]

You got Sydney and Justin.

[John Holmberg]

Justin. He's the one who helped me kill Nicole. Oh, wow. So, yeah, a lot of people don't know that, but the search for the real killers was right down the street. Was right with me, man. The DNA matched. You should probably go arrest him. But anyway, just saying, if you want one, Brady, we can have it made up. I'll have a little oj. Dust to dust. Brought your way.

[Brady]

Making a C ring.

[John Holmberg]

That would be nice. I don't think it'd fit you, but we can burn up my deck and give you a ring. It'll be like a hula hoop, even to Brady. I'm just saying. Actually, a hula hoop to Brady is just called a belt. That's true. It's a fat joke. All right, I'm gonna go there.

[Brady]

Good one, oj.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, thanks. And I'll see you guys a little while here. We get your Will Duck right here. Just saying. I'm just saying. Just saying.

[Brady]

So all four kids got the cremation jewelry. Sydney and Justin.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And then Arnel and Jason from his. They were.

[John Holmberg]

They were Nicole's kids. Marguerite. That's right.

[Brady]

His first wife.

[John Holmberg]

Sydney and Justin were the kids. That Sydney was. Was the last play he saw of. That was the day he killed her.

[Brady]

It looks like twice. But I didn't know this. They had a third child. Ian, Marguerite named Aaron. But he drowned in the family swimming pool in 1979. True. O.J. he's only 2 years old.

[John Holmberg]

He's back again. Tell you what, I could use some water a couple days ago and put me out. It was just burned up. So, yes, he drowned. It was tragic.

[Brady]

You don't seem that broken up.

[John Holmberg]

I'm over it. It's been a while, you know. You know, you move on, Richard. That's tragedy in life. Sometimes your kid ends up in the bottom of the pool. Sometimes your wife's head falls off. You just gotta keep going, keep on trucking, as I like to say. You just keep stabbing along until you find something else. That's all. Anyway, I didn't know I was coming back, so I'll talk to you all in a little bit. I feel like my man. Just saying. Close the door behind me. There. Exit. Push. I'm just saying.

[Brady]

Not sure how the kids feel about the jewelry.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Thrilled.

[Brady]

Did they even want it?

[John Holmberg]

Are they going to wear it?

[Brady]

They'll be calmed by innocent. They got that Channing Tatum hates doing laundry so much that back in 1990, he had, quote, the year of the fresh white tea. He wore only new white T shirts the entire year.

[John Holmberg]

That's pretty fun. By the way, Sean asked the question, if they cremated OJ does that make him concentrate Him? I think they have to freeze him for that, don't they? Isn't that. Yeah, that's frozen. Okay.

[Brady]

More like.

[John Holmberg]

I can't believe. Yeah, it's not bad, but concentrated oj, it doesn't really make sense, but neither does Brady, so. It's a good point. It might be a break.

[Brady]

Marty Freeman from Megadeth once got a call about a possible gig as the new guitarist for Kiss.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. We wanted to get another Jew on board.

[Brady]

They passed on him because he was 5, 7.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. You need to be super tall to be in Kiss. What?

[Brady]

No.

[John Holmberg]

You must be this tall. There's a sign outside of the Kiss. You have to be taller than Paul. Oh, he's five' eight. Okay. Marty looked like a child in the makeup. It was weird. He looked like a Paul Stanley.

[Brady]

Six foot.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't. That's right. It's a big man. Well, I didn't know. I thought he was much shorter. Because I'm a giant. I'm Jean.

[Brady]

I'm not sure what, you know, Tommy Thayer. He must be six foot.

[John Holmberg]

But there everyone in Kisses, at least freely. You look giant on the stage. When we dressed up Marty in the makeup, he looked like a. Like one of those Kabuki girls or.

[Toledo]

Gene, couldn't you just give him bigger heels?

[John Holmberg]

We could have, but he had trouble walking. Oh, he looked like a geisha.

[Brett Vesely]

It looks like you got to be over 6 foot to be in Kiss.

[John Holmberg]

Right? He must be 6ft to be in Kiss. It's a sign outside.

[Brett Vesely]

Must be this tall.

[John Holmberg]

Must be this tall to be inside. Kids. Those are ladies as well.

[Brady]

They had them lined up.

[Brett Vesely]

Mooses out front.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry. Sorry. Marty, the moose out front. Should have told you you can't be in kiss. We didn't know you were that tiny. We appreciate the judaism, but you must go.

[Brett Vesely]

Give him some platforms.

[John Holmberg]

We tried that br. It's like walking on stilts to make him six feet. You. Every man under six feet is useless. We know this. Sorry, Brady. By the way, Anima did write a song for kiss. What?

[Brady]

This guy named Brian Danzero had been working at the Conjuring House in Burlville, Rhode island, where the movie was filmed, and he was fired where Roadhouse was filmed. Where the Conjuring.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay.

[Toledo]

Conjuring House. Okay.

[Brady]

He was fired abruptly last month because he was caught stealing by a ghost.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Christ. That's Brady. You're spewing both.

[Brady]

The current owner claims that the spirit of John Arnold, who owned the home in the 1800s, told her Brian had swiped $3,000 from a cash box because you can go there to visit it.

[John Holmberg]

So this lady communicates with the former owner of the house. Yeah, and this is the verse we're hearing of it. When he rats someone out, Brett's people will be on this.

[Brett Vesely]

Unbelievable.

[Brady]

Brian denies he stole anything, and he doesn't think Arnold's ghost would rat him out like that.

[John Holmberg]

You're going to find a ghost tied up in. Thrown into the Pine Barrens. I guess this ghost got a big mouth. You know, you can go anywhere you want in the universe. You decide to hold haunt your own house. You're the dumbest mother on the planet. You lived there when you lived here, you dumbass. Go haunt something else. I don't get that. Why people think. And then I've asked people who believe in ghosts. I'm like, why would a ghost go where he was? He wants to visit his old family. Can't he do? They're not there anymore. They're upstairs with you. It's 1860. And also. Yeah. Then the next thing is they're trying to trapped there. Then who's he telling?

[Brett Vesely]

Purgatory.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, then who's he telling? So he tattles. He's in purgatory and he hasn't learned his lesson because he's still a C word throwing, you know, Mr. Surveillance.

[Brett Vesely]

If I'm gonna haunt a house, it's not gonna be somewhere in South Phoenix or something. I'm gonna be at the Aaron Spelling mansion in.

[Brady]

You don't get a soil, bro.

[John Holmberg]

That's. I'm going. I'm moving. I'm going to Dua Lipa's house. I'm hunting.

[Brady]

This ghost is moving.

[John Holmberg]

I am hunting dula.

[Brett Vesely]

Believe me, George Jefferson, I'm moving on up.

[John Holmberg]

If ghosts can do it. And I get the I want to go to purgatory. So you're like, you have to hunt something and you're not allowed in heaven. Go do a Lipa's house, please. I'm gonna haunt the out of her do. It would be levitating every night. I guarantee I don't know what's going on. This is amazing. Straight do. It's my ghost and I was allowed to hunt one thing. I chose you, my ghostly d. That's heaven. Yes. Like if God said where do you want to go? I'm like, dua. Lipa's house. And we got it. Go nuts. Like, all right. It's not weird.

[Brady]

It's pretty cool actually. No membership fee.

[John Holmberg]

I have heard enough of this.

[Brady]

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