08-27-25 - Gary Emails In He Has An Inoperable Brain Tumor And Found 3 Dudes That Sent Dick Pics To His Wife's Phone - BO

Summary

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Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Arizona

Episode: 08-27-25 – Gary Emails In He Has An Inoperable Brain Tumor And Found 3 Dudes That Sent Dick Pics To His Wife’s Phone Date: August 27, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode dives deep into themes of infidelity, terminal illness, and dark humor as the hosts tackle a remarkable email from a listener named Gary. Gary, diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor, reveals that he discovered three men sending explicit photos to his wife, including a video of her involved with another man. The team processes this revelation with their signature blend of shock, irreverence, and a few unexpectedly thoughtful moments about coping, relationships, and the morality of infidelity in the shadow of death.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Gary’s Email Bombshell

• Gary’s Situation: Recently diagnosed with a terminal brain tumor, he finds explicit messages and content on his wife's phone from three men.

• Support Turned Sour: He notes his wife had been supportive for eight months until this discovery.

• Immediate Reactions:

  • Holmberg and Bret respond with disbelief and dark jokes but acknowledge the devastating impact.

  “There's a short video of her with a wiener in her mouth.”
  – John Holmberg (03:14)

  • Holmberg humorously appeals for the men involved to call the station:

    “If there's any listeners out there effing a dying man's wife, you want to call the station, I'd appreciate it.”
    – John Holmberg (03:41)

2. Irreverent Coping with Devastating News

• The hosts use gallows humor to dissect the unfairness, considering whether Gary should "murder the guys," or at least confront his wife directly.

• Holmberg jokes about the practicalities if confronted with the same situation and the absurdity of keeping explicit content so easily discoverable.

• Discussion about terminal illness and infidelity: Is it more understandable for someone to cheat if their partner is dying? The group debates, often using shocking humor.

  “How about the decency not to do that? ... You don't have much longer...”
  – John Holmberg (05:00)

3. Gender, Illness, and Infidelity

• Speculation arises on whether men and women would handle the discovery, or the urge to cheat, differently under such circumstances.

• The hosts reference public figures (Stephen Hawking) to highlight that even people in dire health have complex romantic lives.

• The double standard: If the roles were reversed (wife incapacitated), would Gary be given a free pass?

  “If I... Hawking, I think I wouldn't. I wouldn't be around. I'd just kill myself counting with that guy.”
  – John Holmberg (07:58)

  “I think most guys, the decent thing to do would be have that discussion with your dying spouse. A nearly impossible discussion.”
  – John Holmberg (17:33)

4. Moral Dilemmas and Audience Input

• Holmberg reads and responds to audience emails, many of which are crude but also raise real questions about how people cope with stress and grief.

• The hosts wonder if turning to sex, drugs, or alcohol in such moments is understandable, venting their confusion:

  "Some people patch and mask their issues..."
  – John Holmberg (19:26)

• A running joke about "giving her herpes" or choosing drug addiction over sexual betrayal highlights the absurdity and depth of the dilemma.

  “You'd rather her develop a horrible drug addiction than just go through a little bit of a sex ... That's how selfish.”
  – John Holmberg and Brett Vesely (25:04)

5. Calls for Confrontation and Catharsis

• The group recommends that Gary must confront his wife, despite the difficulty, drawing on pop culture with a reference to "The Godfather."

• O.J. Simpson parody: Holmberg impersonates O.J., giving tongue-in-cheek advice to deal with infidelity violently—a satirical peak in the episode (26:36).

  “I've been sitting on my fire throne listening to this nonsense. There's only one solution here. You call that Mexican over there in LA and have that freeway tosser go nuts on his bra.”
  – John Holmberg as "O.J." (26:42)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

[03:23] – The Gut Punch

• John Holmberg: "When I read this the first time, I didn't get to that. I don't know why that. That's the first time I'm seeing that part. Sorry. Devastating story. Devastating. Sorry about that. I'm done. I'm sorry about that. That's a tough one."

[05:00] – On Digital Incriminations

• John Holmberg: "How about the decency not to do that? ... You don't have much longer. ... She's already got three dudes. Did you put the tumor in there?"

[08:18] – Celebrity Comparison

• John Holmberg: "Hawking, I think I wouldn't. ... Go Google search Stephen Hawkins second wedding, when he makes out with that lady and he's in that chair and his little tongue shoots out over that picket fence, and it's the last time he has muscle control of anything."

[12:51] – Black Humor From the Listeners

• John Holmberg: "Gary Cranston says give me his number. I'll let him smell my hand to see if it's her or not."

[17:33] – Difficult Conversations

• John Holmberg: "I think most guys like the decent thing to do would be have that discussion with your dying spouse. A nearly impossible discussion. I think you just do it. I think you go out and just hose. I mean, what she. And she's not gonna know. It's gonna. It's terrible. It's an awful mental mindset. You're just being a bad human being."

[25:04] – On Coping Mechanisms

• John Holmberg: "You would rather her develop a horrible drug addiction than just go through a little bit of a sex.... That's how selfish."

[26:42] – O.J. Simpson Parody

• John Holmberg as O.J.: "I've been sitting on my fire throne listening to this nonsense. There's only one solution here..."

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Important Timestamps

• [02:12] – Introduction to Gary's Email & Crushing Revelation
• [03:20] – Discovery of explicit photos and reaction
• [05:00] – Discussion about confronting infidelity and the ethics of extramarital affairs when terminally ill
• [07:58] – Stephen Hawking relationship digression and comparison
• [12:51] – Listeners jump in with dark jokes and empathy
• [17:30] – Debating how to have "the talk" when you're dying
• [19:26] – On the coping choices of people under stress: drugs, alcohol, sex
• [26:42] – Satirical (O.J. Simpson) advice segment

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Tone & Delivery

• The episode is heavy on black comedy, sarcasm, and irreverence.
• The hosts deflect with jokes but remain somewhat empathetic to the pain involved.
• Listener emails and satirical impersonations keep the mood outrageous even amid serious themes.

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Summary Verdict

For listeners who missed this episode, it offers a wild, unflinching, and brutally funny look at what happens when life, death, and infidelity collide. Holmberg's Morning Sickness leans hard into uncomfortable territory, making space for both cathartic laughter and real questions about how humans fail and cope when things fall apart.

Transcript

[John Holberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

He could die here tonight.

[John Holberg]

Let's just enjoy Feldman without saying that again, because we're all dying. We're at Feldman, but he found out and that his wife was having an affair after. After he started getting the als, which is a tough time to get more bad news, but I've met her. I don't think it was that bad a news. Anyway, here's another one. Guy says Holmberg. Here's something fun. Your friend who has ALS inspired me to look into my wife's phone. I was diagnosed recently with an inoperable brain tumor that's in my head, and as it grows, I will progressively get work worse. The doctor said it will be similar to als, as I will lose speech and function and we won't know when it should be. Slow though. It started when I couldn't at all see out of a space in my eye. A perfect circular blind spot. Anyway, my wife has been very supportive through the last eight months, discovering my new world. She's been tolerant and kind, but after the podcast Monday, for some reason, I got curious and I looked through her phone. Three dudes sending her penis pictures. There's a short video of her with a wiener in her mouth.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh. Oh, man.

[John Holberg]

When I read this the first time, I didn't get to that. I don't know why that. That's the first time I'm seeing that part. Sorry. Devastating story. Devastating. Sorry. Sorry about that. I'm done. I'm sorry about that. That's a tough one. You find three dudes and then brutal growth of the video. I haven't had the courage to confront her yet. I'm still going over my option. It's depressing. Now I'm trying to find out who these guy sides are, so if there's any listeners out there effing a dying man's wife, you want to call the station, I'd appreciate it. I'd love to chat with you, Gary. Thanks for being my last laugh. Oh, man. Oh, what the.

[Brett Vesely]

We should put a dinner together. Let's take these guys to dinner.

[John Holberg]

Ced. I say so. Yeah, I guess for our sake, he's right. If we're seeing a trend here, if a.

[Brett Vesely]

Anyone else.

[John Holberg]

Dying guy's wife is blowing you on the reg and you're taking videos of it with her phone. Give us a call. 585-9800. We'd love to hear from you. And I don't know what to tell G. Operable brain tumor. And if you're. You know, if You've got a spouse who's dying. Tell them, hey, start farming this.

[Brett Vesely]

I need some pipe.

[John Holberg]

I know you're not up for this right now, but I'm feeling a little deprived. It's been a couple of days. If I could get a pipe in my throat and you'd be all right with that? I'll stick around and wipe you and stuff. I just need pipe.

[Brett Vesely]

Ooh, did I leave that video in there?

[John Holberg]

Yeah. Oops. And if you're a woman whose husband's dying and you're taking videos of you cleaning pipes, you know, have the decency to put that on a thumb drive and hide it somewhere, for Christ's sake. Or don't do it at all. How about the decency not to do that? You know, you don't have much longer. It's kind of like what When I always say, how come football players smoke crack or do smoke weed? You're only gonna be there for 10 years. Smoke as much as you want when you're done. How in the world are you? How do you need pots so bad? A ban substance or anything like that in the league doesn't make any sense. This guy's not. He's eight months in. Sorry, Gary, Hate to be the wet blanket, but Gary's not going to be here much longer. And in about a year, it sounds like he's not even be able to pick up a phone to go through it. You know, calm down. You've already got three dudes. Did you put the tumor in there?

[Brett Vesely]

You know, it might not have just started there.

[John Holberg]

Well, let's not. There could be a long too deep in that.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't feel so bad, Gary. It's been going on the whole time.

[John Holberg]

And I'll tell you this. She's taking the news pretty poorly. Maybe she's making bad decisions based on the fact that her life just took a spin too, and she. There's a lot of pressure. She doesn't know what she's doing. You two need to have a chat while you can still talk. Gary.

[Brett Vesely]

It'S okay with the pipe. Just don't. No videos, films, no junk shots.

[John Holberg]

Keep it. Keep it to see that. Why do you got those in your phone?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I like to look at those later when.

[John Holberg]

Maybe that was Gary's wife on the freeway in California. No, no, that wasn't her. How do you know there wasn't a In her mouth? That's how I know. Because she didn't. She didn't. That dude wasn't getting blown by her, and that. What kind of time would she have to play around on the freeway like that? She's busy blowing three dudes on the side. And meanwhile, Gary's getting wiped out. Gary, take that one dead arm and lift it up and throw it at her. It doesn't count as domestic violence if.

[Brett Vesely]

All three guys are listening this morning. Just knock it off for a year if you can, or move on.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, how about. Don't. Don't do that. Our phones aren't ringing, which. Sorry, Gary, it was me. They must not be listening. Yeah, Billy, I apologize. You got one. You got a guy who said, sorry, Gary. Can we get Billy's name? Yeah, this is. That's a rough one, man. Yeah, I don't. I. I don't think that's a normal.

[Brett Vesely]

All the time we've talked about that. Like, if you're ever diagnosed with something like that, would you let your wife. You know, you have to ride it out for the four years going through the ailment, I've always said. Or like, you've. You know, you do an accident.

[John Holberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And you can no longer, like, you're.

[John Holberg]

Get it on Stephen Hawking. Yeah, if I. Hawking, I think. I think I wouldn't.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm like, I would understand.

[John Holberg]

I wouldn't be around. I just kill myself counting with that guy. What we gonna do? I mean, the Alar around talking like, you know, siri, you better not be cheating on me. What are you gonna do about it? What? Unplug yourself?

[Brett Vesely]

And it was the other way around, though. Hawkins was a player.

[John Holberg]

Hawkins had an affair. Oh, you want to talk about somebody who should have been kicked out of the Shake Shack? Go Google search Stephen Hawkins second wedding, when he makes out with that lady and he's in that chair and his little tongue shoots out over that picket fence, and it's the last time he has muscle control of anything. She sits on his lap to give him the I do kiss. It was hot.

[Brett Vesely]

And that turtle tongue comes out.

[John Holberg]

Did I please you sitting on my face? Gross.

[Brett Vesely]

More like a parrot.

[John Holberg]

Yeah. Taking a pellet. Yeah. This guy said, hey, wait a minute. She told me her husband had als. She didn't say he was dying. No, no, you're banging the wrong one, Scott. That's not. ALS was a different one. And. And by the way, if she says my husband has and then it's a deadly disease, you're with the wrong guy. He's got nothing to lose here. There's no reason to bang als. Find a decent.

[Brett Vesely]

Follow it up with a. We're just not Getting along.

[John Holberg]

Right? But still, think about that. I get the als and I'm like, well, I'm gonna die here in a year. And I just found wiener pictures in my wife's phone. I'm gonna kill those guys. Why not? Yeah. And then the worst part, on top of that is if the guy's crank's bigger than yours, too, it's like, oh, Jesus Christ. Had everything to do with it. Insult to injury here. I mean, a life prison sentence is eight months. I'll do that. I'll spend that time. Big deal.

[Brett Vesely]

Medical's covered.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, and they're going to wipe me. I mean, the right thing to do here is to murder the guy whose wieners in your wife's mouth. I'm with you because, I mean, I sent you to life. See, in July, when you bury me, is. You guys are going to. It's going to cost you more to put me in jail. You should just let me go. Not going to do it again. I can't get progressively weaker each day. That was my last act. You'll have the next six months to think about what you've done. I'm cool with that. Buzz by flyby, all the treatments. I'm going to be wheeled in and out of this place. It's going to be the same thing as being free. Same thing as being at home. Yeah, Free everything. So next time you're with the ladies. I'm married. He's not dying, is he? Yes. All right, I got to go. I only bang married ladies whose husbands are completely functional that have life sentences that actually matter. Because if he tries to kill me, he might go to jail for 40 years. And that's scary to most guys. Eight months, and you sit back there in your last. The position you'd Stephen Hawking in, your hands would be behind your head like you're on the beach. What are you in for? They killed a mother who begged my wife when I found out I was dying. How much longer you got? Three months. What are they letting you out? Innocence.

[Brett Vesely]

You get out early.

[Byron]

Five months.

[John Holberg]

Hey, look at that. I can kill the next two guys now. My life is like eight weeks. I'm not even gonna make it through the football season. You think I'm not gonna kill you? Your crippled husband just showed up and shot at me. Yeah, that was a risk we took. That was sort of stupid.

[Brett Vesely]

Dad? There's some guy in a wheelchair that wants to talk to you.

[John Holberg]

Is your father home? Oh, yeah. Hold on a second. Is everything all right? Is that a bow and arrow?

[Brett Vesely]

Yes, he said he's selling magazines.

[John Holberg]

Can I help you? Shot by a crippled bow and arrow. Then I'll get a life sentence for that bitch, and I'll be out by January.

[Brett Vesely]

You hands him an Acme box. There you go. Delivery.

[John Holberg]

Hey, man, that's great. I don't know why I turned into Adam Murray. It's great, man. It's great. Sorry. I was boning your wife. That was wrong. I really feel bad about that. That's tough for me. I'm sorry, Adam. Ray, are you having sex with my wife? Well, somebody has to, bro. I mean, come on. Stop emailing me this stuff, Gary. Poor Gary. Everybody's. I'm sorry. Jacob fires over. Hey, man. My bad, Gary. But to be honest, she was hurting for a squirt. Keep it classy. Sorry, chief. Oh, man, that's the thing.

[Brett Vesely]

Let's get Gary tickets to Pete Lee. Yeah.

[John Holberg]

Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Gary should go down to Pete Lee with that drama tumor. Gary Cranston says give me his number. I'll let him smell my hand to see if it's her or not.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my man.

[John Holberg]

You guys are terrible. All I said to do was murder. Somehow I'm the good guy. Tell that dude to spend all their money before he dies and leave her with nothing. She's already got three other guys. She'll be all right, Gary. As Brett would say, lucky.

[Brett Vesely]

You should go to Vegas.

[John Holberg]

You just found the pasta. Some new vagina before you die. That's true. You could spin it that way and free health care. Well, after you murder the guy I'm looking at, right? Go out, get some while you're still functioning. Go out and get yourself some p. And then go kill those guys. And then go to jail and get your free health care. Hey, Gary, I don't like. I don't like any of the subject lines on my email.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[John Holberg]

Hey, Gary Donovan. Can Gary send the pics and videos to verify Maybe it's him and the tumor made me forget. Gary, could you let me know when you're almost completely incapacitated? I'm interested in kind of exploring some new options. Signed, Nathan Sutherland. Gary, we're sorry. He's a real listener. You bastard got a brain tumor. Of course, he probably won't remember this on the morning sickness.

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[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holberg]

What if she's just going around blowing dudes, prolonging her lifespan? It could take dude longer than five years to die of this brain tumor. So she's thinking of him. Gosh, Fernando, that's a really very nice. Well, you're wrong. But okay. I mean if that story's true with the three dudes, she's blowing like crazy, she's gonna live to be 3,000. The better yet, go do her sister. All right. Yeah, if she's got a sister Or a mom. Now's the time. Yeah, now you gotta put shoe in the other foot, though.

[Brett Vesely]

Then he's halved.

[John Holberg]

I mean, Gary can't do that. You have to have a helper put the shoe on the other foot. What if she had the inoperable brain tumor and was shut down? I mean, dudes have done this for years. In fairness, this isn't just a woman, right? I mean, Newt Gingrich, John Edwards, you.

[Brett Vesely]

Talk about it first.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, I think that's the option. But that's a tough talk to go into your wife's cancer bed and go, hey, I met someone. Is it cooled by you if I start hosing that? I don't know that you could do it.

[Brett Vesely]

She gets upset. She's only upset for six months, you.

[John Holberg]

Know, so add some stress to this.

[Brett Vesely]

That time will fall.

[John Holberg]

It's not a bad idea, because if you're really thinking, well, you're gonna die anyway, I might as well try to push this. So I'm thinking about hosing a new bra.

[Brett Vesely]

You got nothing to lose.

[John Holberg]

Too soon? You can't wait another six months? To be honest, no. She's really hot. And I have to strike while the iron's hot. And I don't know that you're gonna be here for me.

[Brett Vesely]

I can't believe you're asking me to do this.

[John Holberg]

I think most guys like the decent thing to do would be have that discussion with your dying spouse. A nearly impossible discussion. I think you just do it. I think you go out and just hose. I mean, what she. And she's not gonna know. It's gonna. It's terrible. It's an awful mental mindset. You're just being a bad human being.

[Brett Vesely]

But be respectful of going outside.

[John Holberg]

Just don't. Try not to. I mean, they're dying. Just try not to do it. But I mean, it depends. Like jerk mate. Yes, jerk for six months.

[Brett Vesely]

What if you figure out ways with your wife.

[John Holberg]

Look. To bang her dying body? You pig.

[Brett Vesely]

Change things up. Spicing things up.

[John Holberg]

You make me spicing things up. Yuck. How about a little he a D lady? I know yours has a big lump in it, but ugh. Just use the right side. Just use your right hand.

[Brett Vesely]

Let me put the tumor probe in.

[John Holberg]

Oh, man. What if the guy she's smashing also have terminal illnesses? She just might be a pre necrophiliac. Well, maybe she's got a fetish, but still, you know. Why is he crying? He didn't lose his wife. He just lost his turn. Why is he crying? The brain Too.

[Brett Vesely]

But, like, I'm. He's not. He's still there. It hasn't really kicked in yet, right?

[John Holberg]

Oh, I mean, it's kicked in enough for him to have had to say, you know what?

[Brett Vesely]

He's not. And he hasn't been able to.

[John Holberg]

I don't know if he's.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I'm wondering. Because then. Then she's been doing it the whole time.

[John Holberg]

Look, that's a. That's a deep assumption. Let's say she's not and assume that you've been given the news that you know your spouse is going to die. That's a lot of weight on a lot of people. And they might not handle that well.

[Brett Vesely]

That's where you vent it.

[John Holberg]

And they might act out in certain ways. Drugs, alcohol, sex. You know, some people. Some people patch and mask their issues.

[Brett Vesely]

Rock and roll out.

[John Holberg]

Well, no, because that's not a mask. That's just. That's just a. An outside source. You know, there's actual endorphins and drug release in your body when you have that. And maybe she's not. She's confused. Renee says whore, but devil's advocate, guys. Yeah, maybe she's raising money for him. Oh, no, that one. She's hoariing herself out, you know, for him. But you don't say that. You don't surprise him later and go, I raised over a. How did you do it anyway? I raised over a hundred thousand dollars. No, seriously, how did you. You only left the house for like 20 minutes at a time. Well, GoFundMe takes a cut, so she's just cutting out the middle down there.

[Brett Vesely]

Go F me account.

[John Holberg]

That's right. Well. And he can't. But it's inoperable. So what she said. What's she getting the money for? To take care of herself when he's gone. That's right. She can evidently do that just fine.

[Brett Vesely]

So she's still a whore.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, I mean, it doesn't mean that. It's. It's like, you know, you're still a. You're still acting like a. But, you know, maybe your brain shut off and you. You didn't know how to behave and you needed to, you know, turn to drugs and alcohol or sick. Those are the three things people turn to when they're. Yeah, okay, still a one time.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, not three.

[John Holberg]

And then another video with a crank in her mouth. You know, I'm not a judge. I'm not.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm not of the choices. Couldn't it just be drugs or alcohol?

[John Holberg]

I'm not judged, Joe Brown. I don't know. I'm just saying, could. Yeah, could you have popped some pill D? Why did you jump right to the D? Because that's what she knows, Brady. Drugs are scary. Just say no. Her heart might stop. And I got two medical bills, but evidently she's pretty hot because she pulled well. Every woman could get three in a day if they wanted to. Oh, David Vasquez. The subject line says, could be worse, Gary. All right, that's not good. That's not. Somehow he. Somehow he brought the Obamas into it. I'm not sure how to politicize Gary's situation. The guy should get a free pass. Everybody's saying that Gary should go out and hose now, too. Oh, yeah, this guy says. My wife told me about a story of a husband that would go visit his wife in the hospital who was terminally ill with cancer and had to get a BJ every time from his terminally ill wife or from someone else. She's not dead yet.

[Brett Vesely]

Sounds like the wife.

[John Holberg]

The words terminally ill immediately make my hard on difficult. I can't go into it. Just one last one, baby. This could be.

[Brett Vesely]

But, John, like you said, that's how you deal with seeing things sometimes. Drugs, alcohol.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, but I'm not dealing with any. If she needs to blow guys, the hospital bed is a deterrent. They're like those craftmatic beds they raise. They are nice. You can't get into positions in those beds. You can't get in at home. But also, she has to be careful getting in those positions because then the tumor might break. And I'm not really interested in busting a tumor out, prolonging the inevitable. So I I the tumor out of that drawer. That's not a. Not a prize for me. Anyway. How about you guys just knock it off? And if you do it, just keep it to yourself. Gary, I'm sorry. I wish I could help. Said, hey, it's als Matt. Here. What's the number of that lady who bangs retards you talk about? She's not banging retard. Matt, you've got als and now I know why. You're being punished for your terrible behavior. He's got the ALS and he's yelling at us. Said, I'm crying right now. You guys are hilarious. Signed als. Matt. Just sign it Matt. Just sign it Matt. Or change your name to Al Matt.

[Brett Vesely]

You know.

[John Holberg]

Shaky Matt. Come on, Matt, don't. But I do appreciate you're still emailing. It'll be rough when those dry Up. Yeah, it's tough, but Matt is the. Matt's a good dude. Yeah. It's just people are horrible. I think we make way too big a deal out of this whole thing. You know, lady wanted to go get some D because she was confused. It's like a drug. Need to send her some D. Rehab, you're welcome. And I don't know if the brain tumor shut you down, but if it has, maybe that's a thing too. She's just confused. Everybody goes through a heart. People, you know, the dying, the dying spouse, the person who's.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that part of the 12 steps?

[John Holberg]

Yeah. Yes, it is. Stop. Put the D down. I think it's four. But accept a higher power and then stop blowing people. But, I mean, dudes will even do it for drugs. So, I mean, when you start getting into confusing times, it starts becoming part of it. I don't know. It's not an excuse. There's no way it's an excuse. You still have to be held accountable for your actions, but it's tougher.

[Brett Vesely]

Definitely tougher to deal with. And it. Like. If I was terminally ill and Monica, humans, like. And you find out she's hooked on.

[John Holberg]

Drugs because you're terminally ill. Yeah, it's tough. I'd rather.

[Brett Vesely]

Part of me initially would say, I would rather try to deal with that to get her off that than find out the other way of videos on the phone.

[John Holberg]

So you'd rather be on drugs and then taking crank.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Right off the bat, I would.

[John Holberg]

What a selfish dick.

[Brett Vesely]

And then I think I'm like, you know what? You're doing drugs. You might as well do it all.

[John Holberg]

You would.

[Brett Vesely]

You would rather go out and get.

[John Holberg]

All the D. You would rather her develop a horrible drug addiction than just go through a little bit of a sex.

[Brett Vesely]

That's how selfish.

[John Holberg]

Yeah. While you're dying, which are her coping mechanism, you'd rather have to deal with it much longer. It doesn't matter. Who cares? Anything but the D. You'd rather have her be, like, addicted to heroin after you're long gone and have to deal with that forever than ever have to say, God, I went through a real stretch there where I was kind of a. Because I was. And I got over that and I don't have anything from it. Rather be sick.

[Brett Vesely]

All three. Our choices we make.

[John Holberg]

That's right. That's very true. One. Not so much alcoholism and drug. I think she could get over that. And while you're gone, she's trying to.

[Brett Vesely]

Piece her life, you know, her Battling. That is her own deal, guys. She brought me in the picture with the act.

[John Holberg]

Wrong with you guys. Just go raw dog some whores and give that something to remember you by. Yeah, there. Yeah, there you go. Give her some herpes. Now, that's what Brady would do. Give her a lifelong problem. That's true. Brady's solution is either a drug addiction that doesn't go away or herpes. I think that's pretty solid. I really. I don't know. Seems like you guys kind of have nothing figured out in life, and it.

[Brett Vesely]

Scares me, but I don't know, you know, it's just tough. But you better. I mean, has he talked to her?

[John Holberg]

Well, that's what he said. He hasn't confronted her. And it was in there, they said, I have not confronted her about this yet. Gotta be like him, Godfather. You can act like a man.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I think you'd. I mean, you know what? The only way is to confront her at least. Oh, here we go.

[John Holberg]

Here we go. Oh, no, not him.

[Brett Vesely]

The solution has been.

[John Holberg]

Well, he's an expert. Hello, Twitter world. Hey, X world, what's going on? How's Juice?

[Brett Vesely]

Wrld?

[John Holberg]

Yours truly, O.J. down here. Juice Wrld's good, Brady. Thanks for asking. I have not been. I've been sitting on my fire throne listening to this nonsense. There's only one solution here. You call that Mexican over there in LA and have that freeway toss or go nuts on his bra. That's all you gotta do. I mean, what do you expect her to be normal? She's a woman. I mean, the biggest problem you have here, Gary, is that you've got a tumor in her head. The biggest problem she's got is that her shoulders still have a head. I mean, you need to rectify that immediately. O.J. stop. So I just thought I'd pop by and put an end to this because all this non homework talking about, oh, some people make bad choices. Yep, they do. And they have to pay for those choices. And. Brady, you're crazy. My wife was addicted to drugs and her head fell off. It can't happen. Anyway, I just thought I'd come in and solve the issue. That's it. I'm serious.

[Brett Vesely]

Thanks for the advice, Juice.

[John Holberg]

I gotta get back downstairs. All right, so long, everybody. Thanks. O.J. he's not wrong. Billy's got an opinion over here. God damn it. I gotta stop reading these things. Just talk about the Obamas. Get through life like ChatGPT does, they don't ever have to deal with this. Billy says. What did Gary Expect acting like some woman scorn searching through his wife's phone like a high schooler. Gotta be careful when you look for something, you might find it when you're snooping. Sometimes the truth hurts. Sounds like Gary can't handle the truth. There is that ass Colonel Jessup. Don't go. Don't go digging around people's stuff. You might not like what you see. Hey, it's not weird.

[Brett Vesely]

It's pretty cool actually.

[John Holberg]

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[Byron]

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[John Holberg]

Well, it sounds like MMP Guns is committed to providing the customers with the best possible service and selection.

[Byron]

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[John Holberg]

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