08-27-25 - What Rules Will Kirby Have To Follow To Drive - Toledo's Son Moves Out Today But Has No Job Yet To Support Himself In Tucson

Summary

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Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – August 27, 2025

Podcast: Holmberg’s Morning Sickness (98KUPD, Arizona)

Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo
Main Topics: Driving rules for Kirby, Toledo’s son moving out, parenting milestones

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Episode Overview

This episode revolves around family milestones and parenting decisions: Brett’s daughter Kirby is about to get her driver’s license, prompting talk of parental rules for teen drivers. Meanwhile, Brady’s son Alex is moving out to Tucson with no job lined up and minimal funds, sparking a candid, comedic exploration of how (un-)prepared young adults can be for independent living. The hosts debate the consequences, rules, and wagers around these two coming-of-age situations, mixing practical advice with characteristic banter and storytelling.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Kirby Gets Her Driver’s License

• Status update: Kirby, Brett’s daughter, is eligible for her license after a six-month permit period; she missed qualifying by a day but finally gets the go-ahead.
  • “They had to hold her... it’s a law. You have to have your G permit for six months. Okay, so she got it on Feb first.” – Brett (02:01)
• Debate over celebrating: John asks if Brett will do a family night to commemorate the event, referencing how TV families mark these milestones.
  • “Are you gonna do that family thing where it’s like, in Happy Days when Richie got his license and everybody went to dinner and Richie drove?” – John (02:19)
• Preparedness and monitoring: Discussion turns to parental tracking apps like Life360, and whether parents set driving rules or just react to incidents.
  • “We had that on Alex’s and he was driving my car before we got his. Tracked him doing 90 on the 202.” – Brady (03:16)
• How many strikes until the car's taken away? No firm rules, just warnings about insurance price hikes or suspended licenses.
  • “I’ve told her…when you first get your license, you’ve got to be really careful because one ticket…your license [can be] suspended.” – Brett (07:25)
  • “Is there anything she can do to have that car taken away that isn’t just costing you money? Like did you have the rules set?” – John (07:37)

2. Toledo’s Son Alex Moves Out (Ready or Not)

• No job, few funds: Alex is moving to Tucson without work secured and only $260 to his name—a recipe, the hosts agree, for a quick boomerang home.
  • “He’s jobless. He’s moving out of town. He’s got no money.” – John (03:40)
  • “He’s got $260 in his account and... He’s got to figure out how to pay rent in 30 days.” – Brady (03:47)
• Advice (or lack thereof): Brady nudged Alex to leverage prior work at school programs, but doubts linger over his initiative.
  • “Smartest thing you could do, walk into a school down there and they’ll hire you… background checked, you’ve got your fingerprints in. Do that, you start earning a check right away.” – Brady (04:54)
• Host predictions and wagers: All express skepticism about Alex making it through the lease; John and listeners place tongue-in-cheek bets on when he’ll return.
  • “He’ll be back minus before Halloween. Before Halloween, there’s going to be talk of ‘how do I break this lease?’” – John (04:04)
  • “People want in on the action. We do a little FanDuel over/under on Toledo’s kid and when he’ll be back. I have Halloween as my over, man.” – John (13:58)
• Parenting strategy: John jokes that parents pay kids’ bills to keep them out of their house, not out of trouble.
  • “Parents don’t pay your bills to keep you out of trouble. They pay your bills to keep you from coming back.” – John (04:22)

3. Parenting, Consequences, and Independence

• Punishments and incentives: The group discusses the lack of hard and fast driving rules at home, with most punishments being more inconvenient for the parent than the kid.
  • “The last thing I want to do is take that car away. That means I have to drive her there.” – Brett (12:17)
• Cost of insurance: Car insurance—a constant theme—is used as a lever for discipline, with rates and financial pain always in the background.
  • “210 a month for Alex... if I pay six months at a time.” – Brady (07:01)
• Job requirements for keeping the car: While John’s dad turned him into a “landscaper” in exchange for car privileges, Brett’s household is laxer so far—at least until free rides threaten parental convenience.
  • “I ended up becoming his landscaper. Like, every day he’s like, 'all right, car’s mine if that yard ever needs to be mowed.'” – John (08:47)

4. Comic Relief: OnlyFans and Grindr as Job Alternatives

• Tongue-in-cheek desperation: With Alex’s financial straits, the hosts ripple with creative, risqué ideas for making rent, joking about OnlyFans and Grindr as last-ditch sources of income.
  • “Have him get an OnlyFans page.” – Listener suggestion (15:14)
  • “There’s where Alex can start making rent. I’ll pay you to perform one on you. He’s not asking me to do anything but close my eyes and imagine it’s not a dude.” – John (16:02)
  • “I kind of want to email back: how much? Because I think I can grin and bear that one.” – John (21:32)
• John’s exploits on Grindr: John shares stories of setting up a Grindr account for fun, marveling at men’s directness compared to traditional dating apps, and reading out some of the unsolicited propositions he’s received.
  • “This is, I'll pay you to give you a BJ. And I actually considered that one. Hey, wait a minute...” – John (16:02)
  • “Truly is cooler than trying. Not one of them has said, ‘Would you like to go to dinner and get to know each other?’” – John (15:56)
  • “These guys are not messing around...” – John (16:13)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the likelihood of moving back:
  “He’ll be back minus before Halloween. Before Halloween, there’s going to be talk of how do I break this lease. You know it, I prepare for it.”
  — John (04:04)

• On the parental insurance racket:
  “Parents don’t pay your bills to keep you out of trouble. They pay your bills to keep you from coming back.”
  — John (04:22)

• On teen driving punishments:
  “The last thing I want to do is take that car away. That means I have to drive her there.”
  — Brett (12:17)

• On insurance shock:
  “210A month for Alex. If I pay six months at a time.”
  — Brady (07:01)

• On OnlyFans & Grindr as solutions:
  “Have him get an only fans page.”
  — Listener (15:14) “There’s where Alex can start making rent… I’ll pay you to perform one on you. He’s not asking me to do anything but close my eyes and imagine it’s not a dude.”
  — John (16:02)

• On Grindr's directness:
  “Truly is cooler than trying... Not one of them has said, ‘Would you like to go to dinner and get to know each other?’ It’s like everything you want from a woman happens on a gay website.”
  — John (15:56)

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Timestamps for Notable Segments

• [02:01] – Kirby’s driver’s license status and technicality
• [03:16] – Discussion of Life360 and parental oversight
• [04:04] – Predictions on how soon Brady’s son will return home
• [04:54] – Advice for Alex about finding a job in Tucson
• [07:01] – Insurance costs and teenage car privilege rules
• [12:17] – The inconvenience of disciplining by taking the car away
• [13:58] – Hosts and listeners bet on Alex’s “boomerang” date
• [15:14] – The OnlyFans solution joke
• [16:02] – John’s reflection on Grindr as a “job” alternative
• [18:49] – Grindr’s “bewitching hour” and user behaviors

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Tone & Dynamics

This episode is delivered with quintessential HMS irreverence, affectionately roasting each other, their kids, and societal parenting standards. Serious parenting concerns—financial independence, responsibility, rule-making—are lampooned with sharp wit and self-deprecation, yielding a tone both relatable and riotous for listeners familiar with family transitions.

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Conclusion

For listeners: Whether you’re on the cusp of sending a kid off to college, nervously handing them car keys, or just enjoying the chaos of “adulting” gone wrong, this episode is packed with laughs, real talk, and the kind of honest, sideways advice only Holmberg’s Morning Sickness delivers.

Transcript

[John Holberg]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[John Holberg]

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[Brady]

Ren is going back to yesterday. He wants Iron Maiden. Aces high for Kirby being on the roads.

[John Holberg]

And she's not.

[Brett Vesely]

Not yet.

[John Holberg]

They blew it. They blew the time. Is she getting it today?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holberg]

Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

They had to hold her you know, it's a law. You have to have your G permit for six months. Okay, so she got it on Feb first.

[John Holberg]

So she missed by a day.

[Brett Vesely]

She took the test on the 31st.

[John Holberg]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

They didn't get issue it technically. They said today is six months.

[John Holberg]

Today she gets her driver's license.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holberg]

This is it? Yep. Where's the. Now are you gonna do that family thing where it's like. Like in happy days when Richie got his license and everybody went to dinner and Richie drove?

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[John Holberg]

Why not?

[Brady]

Because.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady Scott, think about that. I forgot about the episode.

[John Holberg]

Well, it's just life. You're not going to climb in the car with her the first day.

[Brett Vesely]

I've been in the car.

[John Holberg]

I know, but it's official now. This is going to be in the back seat.

[Brett Vesely]

I won't know it's official.

[John Holberg]

Tell you what, Sierra Sola. No, that'll be fine. It's. But you got to do this the right way.

[Brady]

So wait, you're going to cloud up climate change by taking two cars to dinner?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah, we're going to bring it down.

[John Holberg]

The family piles in the car. Kirby drives. Come on down to my neighborhood and I'll buy dinner for Kirby for her birthday. How about that? I demand freeways. I demand. Is she good on freeways?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holberg]

I gotta give it to her then. That's usually the first thing that people freak out about. All right, freeway up.

[Brady]

Do you have life360?

[John Holberg]

What's that?

[Brady]

No, we're tracker app on her on your kid's phone. We had that on Alex's and he was driving my car before we got his. Tracked him doing 90 on the 202.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it gives you the speed limit.

[John Holberg]

This is milestone day. Hey, dude, like your kid gets the driver's license, Brady, and yours is moving out today? Yeah.

[Brady]

Today's the rest of his life.

[John Holberg]

Well, no, he'll be back in 60 days.

[Brady]

Stop it.

[John Holberg]

There's no way he. Stop it. There's no way this sticks. He's jobless. He's moving out of town.

[Brady]

Right.

[John Holberg]

He's got no money.

[Brady]

Zero. He's got $260 in his account and.

[John Holberg]

He'S got to figure out how to pay rent in 30 days.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Larry McFeely]

But either way time.

[John Holberg]

He also has to get a job.

[Brady]

Yep.

[John Holberg]

He's got 30 days until his had.

[Brett Vesely]

120 to accomplish that.

[John Holberg]

Oh, we had all summer to figure this out. Yeah, he'll be back minus before Halloween. Before Halloween. There's going to be talk of how do I break this lease. You Know it, I prepare for it.

[Brady]

I've already contacted a lawyer.

[John Holberg]

No, and this is the thing that. Smart, smart. Get learner and row in on this.

[Larry McFeely]

I got a broken lease.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, I got a broken lease. It's like how long? Oh, no, it hasn't happened yet, but it is definitely going down. Yeah, I just need to prep. This is the thing. Kids don't realize. Your parents don't pay your bills to keep you out of trouble. They pay your bills to keep you from coming back. So you're gonna end up kicking in for at least the first month. There's no way he's. It's August 1st, right? So he's got to not only get a full time job, he's got 30 days to pay the bill. Yeah. So at least he doesn't have a job.

[Brady]

No.

[John Holberg]

So right now if he gets a job today, he won't start for a couple of days. So he's already down three or four days of work.

[Brady]

There's a couple of, like I've been trying to tell him. So he was, he was, I don't know what the term is, but he was part of an after school program all year. His senior year. So he worked at an elementary school for their after school program. And so he would be there from like two to six. And that's what, that's what he worked. But it was a consistent paycheck. I told him, I said, smartest thing you could do, walk into a school down there and they'll hire you. Cause you're already in the system. You've already been background checked, you've already got your fingerprints in. Do that, you start earning a check right away and then you can go find the job that you want, exact tips or whatever.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, but be diligent, hope he does it, but he's going to need, think about it, food, like insurance for his car. And here's the big one.

[Brady]

Insurance has been paid for six months already.

[John Holberg]

Okay, so that's good. That's a big so good. That means his weed account is better. That's where it's going to get him. Just a weed.

[Brett Vesely]

Something will motivate him.

[Brady]

Yeah, I'd like to, I'd like you to tell me what that is.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, I'll tell you what. To motivate him, but motivate him to pack up his car and drive back to dad's house before Halloween. He's gonna. So it's a big day though because the first time you move out is a big deal, right?

[Brady]

It is. And I'm Hoping that he'll be back like what Brady said. I'm hoping that that bug gets him that. Hey, I like this.

[John Holberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I want this to continue.

[John Holberg]

How could you? Right? That's the thing he started. You can't like this. He's already stressed out. He's not even moved in yet.

[Brady]

He says he's not.

[John Holberg]

He is.

[Brady]

He is.

[John Holberg]

He has to be. Yes. He doesn't know he's stressed out yet. But in 30 days when he's like, I got $800.

[Brady]

Not about. Not 30 days. Probably right around 17, 18 days it'll be.

[John Holberg]

Oh, you think it'll happen?

[Brady]

Because he's gonna start looking at the end of the month going.

[John Holberg]

I think the end of the month.

[Brady]

I've been going to raising canes every day. And.

[John Holberg]

He'Ll be back.

[Brett Vesely]

What's your job? I've been running back and forth between Nogales and Tucson.

[John Holberg]

Now, Brady, I don't know your rule for the kid driving situation. You're fairly lax parents. Yeah, but how many tickets or if incidents until Kirby gets the car taken away?

[Brett Vesely]

The. Well, the minute the insurance gets, you know, goes up. Like if it's one ticket and your insurance goes up. Insurance is through the roof, by the way right now.

[John Holberg]

Right, right.

[Brady]

210Amonth for Alex. If I pay. If I pay six months at a time.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

So.

[John Holberg]

So you've got. But there's no like rule like set ahead. All right? This car is. Is, is. It's a. It's a privilege, not a right. And here are the three things you can't do. A speeding ticket. Like, is there anyone. Is there any one thing she can't do to those keys come back.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I've told her that I've gone over that I go. You know that when you first get your license, you've got to be really careful because one ticket, you know, they're.

[Brady]

They're.

[John Holberg]

You're worried about the price.

[Brett Vesely]

Your license suspended.

[John Holberg]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

Of course he is the.

[John Holberg]

But I'm saying does. Is there anything she can do to have that car taken away that isn't just cost you money? Like did you have the rules set? My dad had rules set.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. No, we.

[Brady]

Alex lost his. He got two red light or not red light speeding camera tickets.

[John Holberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And he didn't pay attention to him. And he. We found out that he had like a week to take care of it. Well, that's not enough time to do the.

[John Holberg]

Those go in the trash. He's not wrong. Well, you have to get served.

[Brady]

He was already in the System for that.

[John Holberg]

So you got to get served. They can't do a thing about it. You could have going down and fix that. Well, talk to me next time that happens.

[Brady]

I'll. I'll have you.

[John Holberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You know the homeberg and home bird.

[John Holberg]

They can't do a thing about it until they serve you. Those things are suggestions. Throw them all over my house, not my kid.

[Brady]

So.

[Brett Vesely]

But then I think it does.

[Brady]

But he got his license and he got his.

[John Holberg]

And.

[Brady]

But he was able to take the class and he gets the one off. But he still got one. And that hiked his rates. So he lost his. He lost his car for a month because he. He didn't have a license.

[John Holberg]

Does Kirby have the. You've got to do all of these jobs at the house to keep this alive.

[Brett Vesely]

She has her responsibilities. Mostly gas.

[John Holberg]

Right now she just got to buy. I'm saying, like, does she have to, like, now is there new rules my dad had. When I got my car, I thought it was going to be free and easy. All I ended up doing was becoming his landscaper. Like every day he's like, all right, car's mine. If that yard ever needs to be mowed, visually, the car's mine. So I had to make sure that that thing was like a day.

[Brett Vesely]

Jobs are like, if she doesn't. She's not earning money. We're not creating jobs around the house yet, man.

[John Holberg]

I got. I got. I got it rough.

[Brady]

Easy street forced me to do that. She's still doing sports then?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, she's doing sports. But she is wanting to look for a job now that she's 16. There were a couple of places I did hire at the. At 15.

[John Holberg]

Crazy 16 moved out. They're almost both free. Almost both free, Brady. More so than Toledo. Toledo's kid's gonna come back for free.

[Brady]

Let's suck an anchor. I have an anchor, baby.

[John Holberg]

Pivin is an asshole. I'm never moving out with anybody. You guys make it easy?

[Brady]

No, he's by himself. He lost his one roommate that he was gonna.

[John Holberg]

He's living alone.

[Brady]

Yeah. Cuz his. His one roommate that he was gonna have was. Was gonna be. He got into the dorms and so Alex isn't starting until January.

[John Holberg]

He moved dorms by himself with no job today?

[Brady]

Yes.

[John Holberg]

And he owes rent in 30 days. Yeah. Oh, this is. This is a catastrophe.

[Brady]

Well, what I'm. What I'm looking forward to is like on the 29th when he says, hey, if I were to sell my car. All right. And do what you rear ended Somebody about it about a year ago. What are you. You're gonna get a thousand bucks for it. That'll pay rent.

[John Holberg]

He's already got a plan to sell his stuff. I'm thinking.

[Brady]

I'm plotting. I'm plotting.

[John Holberg]

No, on this morning sickness.

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[Brett Vesely]

My thing on the car, you know, inconvenience the Most you, it's like, yeah. Last thing I want to do is take that car away.

[John Holberg]

I figured that out.

[Brett Vesely]

That means I have to drive her there. Or between Ronnie.

[Brady]

I figured that doesn't happen. More of a pain in the ass for me because I had to take him to work.

[John Holberg]

I had to figure that out about four months into mowing the grass every single day. What's he going to do if he takes my car and I'm. Then I'm on his time again.

[Brady]

Sure enough, another job at that time.

[John Holberg]

Yeah, I was working at Tony Romas, too, but that yard was.

[Brady]

Oh, at 16, you were working.

[John Holberg]

15. Yeah, I was working. There was 15, but we can. Oh, I got. I got. And then. So if I'd screw that up. And he said, give me the keys to that thing. You're not driving. I'm like, okay. And it took about three months. And I'm like, gotta go to work at five.

[Brady]

Weren't you in.

[John Holberg]

He drive me over there? No, I was like, well, I could have, but it was a little warm. And he would drive me over there. Yeah. And then, you know, 10 o'. Clock. Hey, dad, it's John. Need a ride home? And then he'd give me the keys back, like, the next day. All right, lesson learned.

[Brady]

Alex got indignant with me once, too, when I was a little bit late picking him up. I'm like, hey, you gotta let me know when it is. And if I'm out doing stuff, I'm gonna finish what I'm doing and then I'm gonna come get you.

[Brett Vesely]

I think I got a. I just thought of a decent system if that were, you know, to happen.

[John Holberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And the biggest thing is getting to school every day.

[John Holberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

There's enough parents that I know their kids that are driving pick them up. Yeah. And your gas money is gonna pay that kid.

[Brady]

That's a good one, because Lisa's cousin Danny is the one who had to pick up Jayne Mansfield that morning.

[John Holberg]

Oh, when he had this. Yeah, that's right when he was calling you going, can't go to school today. Dude woke up late. That's on you. That's great.

[Brady]

Danny dropped him off and said, love you outside of the car.

[John Holberg]

People want in on the action. We do a little fanduel over under on Toledo's kid. And when he'll be back, I have Halloween as my over man.

[Brady]

That's generous. I gotta say.

[John Holberg]

He'll. He'll have to do that. But you're still gonna pay a couple of the bills up until Halloween. There'll be a couple of rents that you're paying.

[Brady]

There's an amount that I'm giving him on the last day of every month and I told him the rest is.

[John Holberg]

Up to him to help him out.

[Brady]

So he's got to come up with like 1200 bucks a month.

[John Holberg]

You're going to be paying that at least twice before October. That's only four months. You're going to be paying August for sure. That's happening. Just save for that right now. And then September, you might surprise that.

[Brady]

I told him to. I'm like, your mom's there. Go, go hit her.

[John Holberg]

And yeah, she knows her way around money. She can find some cash.

[Brett Vesely]

There's the unknown source.

[Brady]

She's. She's tougher than I am.

[John Holberg]

Dawn is not giving that kid a penny. Yeah, saw your dicklish father.

[Brady]

It's his fault you're down here in the first place.

[John Holberg]

You're an idiot that you moved in the first place without a job. Mom won't give me any money, dad. It's either that or I move back in. How much? How much do you need? How much do you need? My dad's awesome. Over under 300 bucks a week.

[Brett Vesely]

What he needs.

[John Holberg]

Just save it.

[Brett Vesely]

Income. Just cover that.

[Brady]

Like if he goes back and does that school job again. He's. He was making. He could probably make, you know, 600, about 300 bucks.

[John Holberg]

Somebody just asked, is this the BBC kid? Have him get an only fans page.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, God.

[John Holberg]

There you go, Alex. He's an adult. Have your son go full only fans and pay that rent. I'm telling you right now, my Grindr page gangbusters. You don't even have to put a picture up. I'm getting.

[Brady]

I know. And the pictures you've been sending us are.

[John Holberg]

It's out of the blue. These guys just. They. There is some aggression in the gay world of Grindr. They do not want to f around. They haven't seen a picture. I don't have a picture on my Grindr account. They don't care. There's a guy, he's online. That's all I need.

[Brett Vesely]

Pound every hole possible.

[John Holberg]

Truly is cooler than trying. Not one of them has said, would you like to go to dinner and get to know each other? It's like everything you want from a woman happens on a gay website. How about we have dates in this build up and see if we get along? Not one of those guys suggested that. Just a picture.

[Brett Vesely]

The name says it all, John.

[John Holberg]

A lot of the times the name says everything, which is deep inside me. Text me yesterday. Wanna do it? Like, yeah. No, I don't answer back. But these guys are not messing around with, like, want to meet me at PETA Jungle and talk. That's not a thing. It is all about, like, hammering away on me. That, like. And again. Pulse. That's really all you need on Grindr. You got a pulse. You got an account. Little green dot that says, you're online, you're close. One guy just text me a picture, him holding his wiener. I find it fascinating. This is, I'll pay you to give you a bj. And I actually considered that one. Hey, wait a minute, that's. And there's where Alex can start making rent. I'll pay you to perform one on you. He's not asking me to do anything, but close my eyes and imagine it's not a dude. I want to say how much? I'll pay you if you let me go down on you. Anonymous pictureless stranger. That's like picking up the phone, flipping the phone book open, throwing your finger down and going, all right, Navin R. Johnson. And you make the phone call. Hi. I know you don't know me, but I will pay you if you allow me to go down on you. You don't know what I look like or. Nope, no idea. I want to do this and I want to give you money for it. And I sat and said, okay. Like, I want to. Like, I was like, that. Doesn't. That seems lucrative? And then, of course, the guys are like, do you have any pics? Like, no, that's all right. Wanna. Are you cute? That one guy asked me if I was cute. I said I was in a wheelchair. Okay, that's fine.

[Frank Caliendo]

Are you cute?

[John Holberg]

I'm like, jesus Christ, move my colostomy bag. I've got a third. I got a second hole.

[Brady]

Ooh.

[John Holberg]

Like, Jesus, you guys don't care. But, yeah, this dude just. This one was fired to me out of the blue. No words. How about that? Look at that one. Bam. This one's. That picture says a thousand words, hung with tats. You can call me Kevin. Here's a picture of my helmet. Like, thanks. It was pretty. It's aggressive. I giggled. I was working out last night. My phone, just for no reason. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I forgot I was on the grinder.

[Brady]

Is there a certain bewitching hour that they.

[John Holberg]

It seems to be 8 to 9 o', clock, where everybody's boners are like, no. And then they get on the grinder and Just at anybody who's close. He's within a mile. That'll take that guy five minutes to get here. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I'm gonna send a picture of my wang. That's. And that's the cut to the chase thing of Grindr that men and women dating sites don't have. The cut to the chase of Grinder is I know why you're here and you know why I'm here, and I'm gonna send you a picture of it.

[Brady]

From what I understand, plenty of fish was like that.

[John Holberg]

No idea. This is hilarious, though. I'm having the time of my life, because I am. I'm the biggest CT's on Grinder. You never hear from me. There's no pictures. I'm driving these guys crazy. They might as well all be that Katie girl. Just. I'm gonna. I'm killing them with my almost. Ian Schwartz just emailed me. Why are you on Grindr? Settle down, Ian. Settle down. I remember why I got on there. Oh, we were gonna try to bring him over here. Well, first off, we were trying to see if anybody in the building's on it. We're trying to find a down low employee.

[Brett Vesely]

And it started from the story of you and Ralph grinding at my house.

[John Holberg]

That we were grinding at Brady's house, trying to get somebody to come over. And then we were going to leave. I had a beer bottle in my ass, and we took a picture of it, made it my profile pic. Anyway, Ian, settle down. Why are you on Grindr, Ian? I know why. I hope that wasn't Ian sending me that shot. Whoa, Ian. A dude named Storm Front sent me.

[Frank Caliendo]

A picture of his balls.

[John Holberg]

It might have been Schwartz. Had a Star of David next to it. Storm Front Jew. I'm like, oh, no.

[Brett Vesely]

Haboob won.

[John Holberg]

What do you got for a song there? Pick something.

[Brady]

I don't know, But I got five offers for the car already.

[John Holberg]

How many for the OnlyFans page?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, none yet.

[John Holberg]

Ronnie just texted me and said there are no rules for Kirby. Brady is a softie.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[John Holberg]

I'm the one handling slamming the hammer down when Kirby does something dumb. Grades.

[Brady]

Are grades involved?

[John Holberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Push over.

[Brett Vesely]

No, she's had that for a couple of years, especially in high school. Basically, if you get two Cs, we're pulling you from the school.

[John Holberg]

Oh, yeah, she. Because you pay for school. For it.

[Brett Vesely]

You're gonna go to the school.

[Brady]

You gotta excel, John, I'm on Grindr now. Can you look up the profile? I need rent money. Damn it.

[John Holberg]

All he has to do is get blown by a guy and they'll pay his rent. I'm thinking about that. I'm doing just fine. But any dude that says a blow in, I'll give you a few bucks for it. That's just. I'm intrigued. I don't even want that, but I'm intrigued.

[Brady]

What's the budget for that guy?

[John Holberg]

I don't know. I kind of want to email back. How much?

[Brady]

Right.

[John Holberg]

Because I think I can grin and bear that one.

[Brady]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually.

[Brett Vesely]

No membership fee.

[John Holberg]

I've heard enough of this.

We're here with Byron from MMP Guns. Byron, why should someone choose to go to MMP Guns?

[Byron]

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[John Holberg]

Well, it sounds like M and P Guns is committed to providing the customers with the best possible service and selection.

[Byron]

That's a fact. You can visit us at the store at the northeast corner of 12th street in Indian School or online at mmpguns.com men.

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[John Holberg]

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