08-28-25 - Alicia Silverstone Sick From Wild Cherry Reminds Us To Not Make 9s Out Of 6s - Meat Shower BO

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – August 28, 2025

Episode Title: Alicia Silverstone Sick From Wild Cherry Reminds Us To Not Make 9s Out Of 6s – Meat Shower BO
Date: August 28, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Podcast: Holmberg's Morning Sickness, 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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Main Theme and Purpose

This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness delivers a wild blend of pop culture talk, grotesque oddities, and irreverent humor. The primary focus is an incident involving actress Alicia Silverstone, who fell ill after eating a toxic berry in London, as well as a deep dive into the infamous 1876 Kentucky "meat shower." The hosts riff on the absurdity of both stories, exploring topics from Hollywood’s fading starlets to bizarre weather phenomena, never missing an opportunity for banter and punchlines.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Alicia Silverstone's Wild Berry Mishap (01:42–07:45)

• Summary: The cast discusses Alicia Silverstone’s recent health scare after consuming a "street berry" (later identified as a toxic Jerusalem cherry) in London and sharing her experience on TikTok.

• Key Details:

  • Silverstone, described affectionately as “the original Taylor Swift” and relatable girl-next-door, was wandering London when she impulsively ate an unknown berry and crowdsourced its identity online.
  • The hosts express disbelief at eating fruit from street trees, emphasizing risks of unwashed produce and public fruit, especially in urban areas:

    “Dogs piss on those. You gotta wash food. I don’t eat grapes at a grocery store. Not eating a street berry.” – John Holmberg (02:21)

  • A list of possible poisonous side effects is shared for comedic, cautionary effect.
  • Side conversation: Holmberg recalls an old story about a friend consuming oranges off a golf course backyard tree and suffering immediate gastrointestinal consequences (03:51–05:53).
  • Concern is jokingly feigned for Silverstone’s fate, but relief comes when the team learns she’s “okay because she’s a spitter, she didn’t swallow.” (06:54) – launching a run of crass, tongue-in-cheek jokes about proper etiquette and swallowing.

Notable Quotes

• “If it’s in your mouth, you basically swallowed it.” – John Holmberg (07:11)
• “Don’t just spit it out. That’s gross. Swallow. It’s a glass… Who raised you?” – John Holmberg (07:21)

2. The Perils of Celebrity & “Making 6s Into 9s” (07:45–10:18)

• Topic: The conversation transitions into musings on celebrity culture, referencing Alicia Silverstone’s career arc, and cautioning about artificially inflating less remarkable stars to “hot” status, only to lose interest and watch their public personas unravel.
• Examples include Kathleen Turner, Bridget Fonda, and Kelly McGillis—former beauties whom, according to the hosts, society hyped up then discarded, leading to body image and personality changes.
• Holmberg’s take:

  “That’s the danger of making, you know, a six feel like a nine… when the attention goes away... they just become the exact opposite.” (07:56)

Notable Moments

• “Being ugly is easy. When you’re ugly you never have to…” – John Holmberg (10:04)

3. Kentucky’s Great Meat Shower of 1876 (10:18–16:44)

• Exploration: The gang becomes obsessed with the bizarre real-life 19th century event in Kentucky, where meat (possibly vulture vomit) rained from the sky.
  • There’s considerable speculation and disbelief—how could a vulture orgy create so much meat fallout, and why has nobody solved this mystery?
  • The hosts lampoon Kentuckians for making the “meat shower” a point of pride, much like Boston’s syrup flood (“If you can’t outrun some syrup, you deserve to die.” – Holmberg, 11:57).

Notable Quotes

• “The closest thing they can figure was vultures went over her house and threw up. That’s the Kentucky way.” – John Holmberg (11:19)
• “Multiple people smacked with meat, and the only thing they can say is vultures probably puked that up.” – John Holmberg (14:09)

4. Vulture Mating, Bird-Watching, and Brady’s Missed Video Opportunity (15:17–24:56)

• Discussion: Inspired by the meat shower theory, the hosts debate vulture biology. Brady recounts witnessing a local “sky dance” of up to 200 vultures in Gilbert, AZ.
  • The group ribs Brady for not capturing this phenomenon on video, comparing it to UFO sightings and rare animal porn.
  • The talk devolves into play-by-play of a found video of vulture mating, complete with laughing, sexual innuendo, and vivid (and intentionally uncomfortable) dialogue.

Memorable Exchange

• “If I see 200 birds air…I would have invented the camera.” – John Holmberg (19:41)
• “I like getting on the back of their heads first…just like that vulture.” – John Holmberg (22:30)
• “Either Brady’s trying to make Gilbert sound appealing for the first time ever, or he went an hour without eating and started to hallucinate.” – Listener email (24:22)

5. Miscellaneous Banter and Callbacks (24:56+)

• The group continues their running joke about the “meat shower,” imagining going to Kentucky’s meat shower museum, making Grindr jokes (“I’ll bet there’s a guy named Meat shower on there.” – 25:04), and poking fun at pursuing this trivia at parties.
• They repeatedly call on Brady to prove his vulture story, teasing him for “missing a gem.”

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Memorable Moments & Quotes with Timestamps

• [02:21] – “I don’t eat off street trees, ever. You’re in London, go to the store, eating street berries. Dogs piss on those.”
• [05:34] – Vivid comedic story of a golf partner’s regrettable choice to eat an orange off a stranger’s tree, culminating in a public bathroom emergency.
• [06:54] – “She’s okay because she’s a spitter. She didn’t swallow.”
• [07:11] – “If it’s in your mouth, you basically swallowed it.”
• [08:31] – “Kathleen Turner discovered the old country buffet.”
• [10:04] – “If I was ever hot…in my older days, nobody thought I was hot anymore, I’d balloon…I’m not gonna keep that facade up.”
• [11:19] – “The closest thing they can figure was vultures went over her house and threw up. That’s the Kentucky way.”
• [15:59] – “Vulture orgy. Oh, they were throwing up. One of them had just eaten then got into an orgy…Wait 30 minutes before you get into an orgy. You’ll throw up on everybody.”
• [19:41] – “If I see 200 birds air…I would have invented the camera.”
• [22:30] – “I like getting on the back of their heads first.”
• [24:22] – Listener: “Either Brady’s trying to make Gilbert sound appealing…or he went an hour without eating and started to hallucinate.”

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Highlighted Segments with Timestamps

• 01:42 – 07:45: Alicia Silverstone’s berry incident and discussion of the dangers of random public produce
• 07:45 – 10:18: Celebrity worship and “don’t make a 9 out of a 6”
• 10:18 – 16:44: The Kentucky meat shower, vulture vomit theories, and regional oddities
• 16:44 – 24:56: Vulture mating habits, bird-watching, missing footage, and comedic animal commentary

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Tone and Style

• The hosts are irreverent, sarcastic, occasionally crass, and unfiltered.
• The show is a mix of pop culture riffing, personal anecdote, and blue-collar observational humor—very much an "anything goes" morning show energy.

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness brings together the right blend of absurd news (Alicia Silverstone’s botany blunder, raining meat), comedic riffing on pop culture vanity, and goofy nature talk (vulture orgies and bird-watching fails). For listeners, the show offers quick-witted banter, running gags, and an unapologetic approach to the week’s weirdest stories.

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Transcript

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[F]

There's more of the best of homework's morning sickness. 98 KUPD. By the way, I want to. I don't know if we should do it yet, but Alicia Silverstone's dead. I don't know if you saw that.

[G]

I did.

[F]

So I don't know what's going on with Alicia, the star of Clueless. And everybody likes her. She's one of those just sweet people. She's the girl next door. She's earthy, sort of the original Taylor Swift. Yeah, you know, kind of wasn't great, but for some reason we all had a thing for her Aerosmith video. She was cute. She was cute. She was a girl. You felt like, I'm not afraid of her. I'd talk to her at the bar. She's in my league, but yet like, pretty. So she's wandering around London and she ate a fruit off a tree, like a berry. She's like, I don't know what this is. And she grabs this and then she goes on TikTok and says, hey, anybody want to tell me this is. We were debating whether or not it's a tomato or something. I just bit it, pulled it off the tree and just bit it. I don't know if it's tomato, so what the heck is this? And then she took another bite and she goes, I shouldn't be doing this. It's like a Pepsi. There's seeds in it and stuff. And then she's like, what is this? I'm in England. Somebody help me. Well, people were like, hey, dumbass, that's a Jerusalem cherry and they're toxic.

[G]

Which I never heard.

[F]

I haven't either. Here's the other thing. I don't eat off street trees, ever. Why would you do that? You're in London. It's not like you're walking around during, you know, the plague in the middle of nowhere. You're in London, go to the store, eating, eating street berries. Dogs piss on those. You gotta wash food. I don't even eat grapes at a grocery store. You gotta run them underwater for first, an apple. Not eating a street berry. And so she eats this thing and they said that the, the effects are not good. Usually you'll get abdominal pain, vomiting, diarrhea, drowsiness, dilated pupils, fever, hallucinations, headache, loss of sensation, your body temperature drops, you get nauseous, paralysis, shock, your pulse slows, you can barely breathe and your vision changes. It's because you don't eat off of the street plants. You know, I was golfing once at Shalimar Golf Club, a long time ago. The little nine hole course. Well, a lot of lovebirds, a lot of. Well, you can dress it up.

[G]

It's been a go. It's been a goat path for a while.

[F]

It's a. Since. Well, it was a nice little thing for like, it's a little par three, nine hole, par three course. But people would like, losers would play. It was like eight bucks and you get a free hot dog.

[A]

It's like the golf course and swingers where they're Just kind of out there.

[F]

Yes. They come out with their three clubs loaded with those. You could three club it. And some people do. And then I remember a lot of jean shorts dudes with their shirts off.

[G]

Yeah. Very casual.

[F]

And my. And the reason I know losers played there is because my friend Mark and I went there pretty much every day. So it was loser golf, and that was fine. But we played golf and there's like Stubbings twosome to be joined by the Rastafarian single. They said it. I'm like, oh, no. So this weedy comes up there, and after the first hole, you go around a corner and there's these orange trees in a guy's backyard. This is a perfect Shalimar story, by the way. Dude's like, you guys want an orange? I'm like, no. And he goes over and he plucks a couple off the tree and just peeling them and throwing them on the ground as we're walking to the next thing. There were no carts that day. We decided to walk with the Rasta. And he's a white dude. He was an MCC graduate. You could tell white dude the beginnings of dreads, but he had just enough to ponytail. He's pretty hacky sacking a pocket. He would have been hacky sacking. He's got two clubs, they're both wooden. And then he just kicked his putts. If I remember right, I don't have a stick for that. And so he's eating this orange, and within like a hole, he's like, man, I don't know those oranges are any good. I'm like, you don't eat out of people's backyards. That's why it's. I could have told you not to do that. He starts, like, acting like he's going to throw up and instead pulls his jean shorts down and takes the wettest deuce I've ever seen in my life. At the fifth hole, you come around. I'll never forget it because you come around. There's a wooden. A brown wooden house in that. And I always kind of like that house. And it. There's a turn to get to the tee box, and he's just standing next to the. With the cart path, dropping. Yoo hoo. Whoa. Had to be the orange man, right? We're not playing golf with you anymore. You need to go home.

[G]

The dude pulls his pants to play.

[F]

Through and acts like he's gonna stay along, like, get out of here.

[G]

Did he eat one of those ornamental oranges or something?

[F]

Must have been. I don't know. You don't eat off people's trees. I don't even know what an ornamental orange is. They're just fake. Yeah, it's a fake orange that grows.

[A]

He ate stuff that no use for him. It's like you can't. Yeah, I don't know.

[F]

I don't know. But he ate something off a tree. So Alicia Silverstone does it in London. It turns out to be a massive toxic cherry. Jerusalem cherry. And that's offensive, that it's anti Semitic? Why you gotta. Why the Jew cherry?

[A]

That's your people.

[G]

They use those for purging those cherries.

[F]

Yeah. What's the point? I guess. But she's. And then. So the worrisome thing is about Alicia Silverstone is after she ate street tree food, nobody's heard from her since that post. And she ate that thing. Not a soul is heard from Alicia Silverstone. So I think she's dead. Or. Or she's just.

[G]

She did a follow up post finally.

[F]

Did she?

[G]

Yeah.

[F]

Okay. When? This morning.

[G]

Follow up post said she's okay because she's a spitter. She didn't swallow.

[F]

When I bite it.

[G]

Trying it out. Dumb taste like she had to ingest it a little bit.

[F]

Yeah, you gotta take some. Yeah, she's a spinach. Look, ladies, if it's in your mouth, you basically swallowed it. It's already there. Take it down, close it up.

[G]

It's no Druse from cherry.

[F]

I lost respect for her. Or do that cool thing where you drool it out all over yourself. But don't. Don't just spit it out. That's gross. Don't be a slob. That's gross. Swallow. It's a glass. If you put it in your mouth and it juices in your mouth, that's your fault. You swallow that, you don't leave it for a street vendor. What's the matter with you? Who raised you? She's become good. She did a follow up. So she's alive. Okay. Yeah.

[G]

I don't know, like for a while she went through that where she wasn't, you know, shaving and. Yuck.

[F]

I didn't know that. Well, yeah.

[A]

She turned into a whack job.

[F]

Did she? Yeah. And that's the danger.

[G]

Come up out of it.

[F]

That's the danger of making of, you know, a six feel like a nine. Is that once that kind of all gets. You know, we wear thin on that. Then she's like, what happened? Everybody used to give me extra attention and now I. And they usually go down a path that's OD. I think Kelly McGinnis is an example of that. Kathleen Turner. A lot of ladies that were like, you got. You're pretty hot. Like, this is pretty good. And then when the attention goes away and they didn't develop a good personality or they can't, then they just. Then they just become the exact opposite of that. Like, they never wanted to be pretty in the first place. I think it's intentional what Kathleen Turner did.

[G]

I think Kathleen Turner discovered the old country buffet.

[F]

I do too. But I think it's because people started. If you looked at her too long, she stopped being hot. And so you stopped paying attention to her. So she's like, oh, I'm not hot, huh? Watch this. Hold my beer. She got on. She got intentionally unhot because she. She was like, this is going to backfire on me if I keep trying. It's a smart move.

[A]

Last time, she was actually hot.

[F]

Romancing the Stone. Or I was thinking, yeah, boy, that Body Heat Tool of the Nile would.

[G]

Be the second one.

[A]

And Roger Rabbit don't count.

[G]

It was just a voice.

[F]

Yeah, that's him. And it worked. She had a great voice, but yeah, she was. That was pretty much the end of that. But I think once you kind of realized, oh, you're not Body Heat hot anymore, she turned it around and said, I'm not gonna keep trying to be hot. Cause you guys are already telling me I'm not when I feel like I look good. So they. They explode and then become, like, warriors.

[G]

Where is Joan Wilder?

[F]

Right? What happened to Joan Wilder? Remember? Yeah. Remember when Michael Douglas landed between her legs and we all got jealous? Not anymore. Because that's gotta. That's gotta smell like gravy and meat. Plus you'll die in there. It's like landing between, like, two heavy mattresses. She did that on purpose. I'm convinced a lot. And then. Cause the sadder thing is the JLO effect is when nobody's paying attention to them because they're not as hot as. We just got used to them. And then they just can't stop posting pictures going, say I'm hot. Call me hot. And it's like, oh, you're pathetic. Now look at my ass. Isn't that great? Yeah, it's great. We told you that. You should know that by now. So some of them that can't take it, balloon up or trying, they stop trying to be hot because there's pressure. It's too much pressure. I would do it.

[G]

Yeah.

[F]

If I was ever hot, young, and then in my Older days, nobody thought I was hot anymore. I'd balloon. I go full balloon. I'm not going to keep that facade up. That's impossible. That's good that being ugly is easy. Like, when you're ugly, you never have to.

[G]

Bridget Fonda.

[F]

Bridget Fonda is another one. Dangers of making a six a nine. She's a six. We made her a nine for a little while. Then we got used to her, and she's like, what, I'm not a nine anymore? Nah, you've been a six the whole time. We just got excited for a minute. Ah. And then she just eats her way out of the whole deal. And then some. And then some. That one's rough. I've never wanted to go to Kentucky in my life ever. Because mainly I've met people from Kentucky, and there's no reason to want to go to a whole state of that until now. There is a museum in Kentucky dedicated to the great Kentucky meat shower. They have not figured it out, but one day it started raining meat. There was no meat plant. There's no, like, vortex. There was no weather thing. That confused them. A lady on her patio started getting smashed with meat. The closest thing they can figure was vultures went over her house and threw up. That's. That's the Kentucky way. It must be a bunch of vultures had chunks of meat and they were puking it up. How much meat can a vulture have to make it rain meat?

[G]

Let alone. That's a lot of.

[F]

That's a lot of vultures. And they don't really travel like ducks. You know, they go in groups.

[G]

I mean.

[A]

Yeah, Brady was booking a flight until you said it was vulture.

[F]

You know, not just Brady. My neighbors were going to the meat shower. They go to one every week. Yeah, there's the meat shower in Kentucky. I'm going to Lexington, the great meat shower of Kent of 1876. And it's been talked about for years in Kentucky by the people. Now, this is why I don't talk to people from Kentucky. This is the. In the last 150 years, this is something they talk about. Same reason I hate people from Boston. A whole bunch of them died in a syrup flood. 1910, which is the funniest flood I've ever heard of in my life. If you can't outrun some syrup, you deserve to die. Almost one sickness upd.

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[F]

Oh, they have preserved chunks of meat from the meat shower in the museum. Now, like this is part of the meat shower of 18.

[G]

I don't know what kind it was.

[F]

Great question. I can look deeper. It says DNA tests say the preserved meat. Inconclusive. It could be. Yeah. It could be alien.

[G]

Alien?

[F]

You don't know. They say that one theory is that a weather pattern where winds picked up. You know, they'll pick up a fish.

[G]

That's what I was wondering. Because they've had reptile. Yeah.

[F]

Frogs and fish will sometimes rain fish a little bit.

[G]

Yep.

[F]

It says it's called an up spout. And they will pick it up and just put it down in another spot and people think it's raining, but it's actually just moving. The vulture vomit theory is the only one that feels possible to this scientist. He's like, that's the one that we're gonna go with the most. Vulture vomit. Rain and meat all over Kentucky. Multiple people smacked with meat, and the only thing they can say is vultures probably puked that up. I would notice that. That would go in the record. First off, if I got vultures over my house, I'm noticing that. That I'm noticing almost immediately. Maybe even in 1876, when stuff died all the time. And, like, vultures were probably.

[G]

Could have been a violent vulture mating circle and they're coughing up meat because that's how you gather so many vultures.

[F]

All right, I need explain all of what you just said. What is a vulture mating?

[G]

They do a mating season. That's the only time gathers a big group. Unless there's a bunch of dead carcasses.

[F]

So it's the aven BS west in the sky.

[G]

Yep.

[F]

Okay.

[G]

And they circle around.

[F]

Okay.

[G]

And that's how they. They end up. And it's like an orgy.

[F]

So, like, tons of them will get in a circle again, and they'll just. I'm going to notice that even in 1876, as dumb as those people were and as, you know, probably just busy hating black people, and then look up and go, what's with the vultures? Like, that would have been Kentucky, 1870.

[G]

And then you would have known they're yakking on you.

[F]

Right. And when stuff starts, they're spitting at us. You'd know the story. It wouldn't be a mystery, Right. If there was a vulture orgy over my home. I'm seeing that. That's going on the record. What happened right before the meat hit you? Vulture orgy. Oh, they were throwing up. One of them had just eaten and then got into an orgy. Which, by the way, that's true of people, too. If you just ate, it's like swimming. Wait 30 minutes before you get into an orgy. You'll throw up on everybody. And now a vulture orgy in the sky is what I'm doing Friday on Southwest. I'm gonna get on there and fly to Kansas City and probably throw up. You're gonna die. So that. So I didn't know that's how vultures made it, which was airborne and tons of them.

[G]

You know, I don't know where the. If the actual. They're humping in the sky or they pair off in that circle.

[F]

It's like A courting circle, but there's bunches of them. Bunch, huh? Have you ever seen this?

[G]

I've seen it once.

[F]

No kidding.

[D]

Where were you?

[G]

Gilbert.

[F]

In Gilbert?

[G]

Yeah. I'll send my.

[F]

How many? 200. What? 200 vultures?

[G]

Yeah.

[F]

You didn't film that for your Wild America thing?

[G]

I might. I might have a little bit. Because. No, no, I never post it.

[F]

What? Because I. Did you post bugs?

[G]

I had to go back. I was in the park. I didn't have my phone at the time. And I'm just watching. I'm like, what in the world is going. I've never seen.

[F]

That's the apocalypse.

[G]

Yeah.

[F]

I see 200 vultures above me.

[G]

Usually see, like, 5 or 10.

[F]

First thing I do is smell my armpits. Is this me? Am I dying? What, though?

[G]

And that's what I mean. That's the only thing I. Because I looked it up and I thought, why would there be so many? Because usually you always thought, oh, if they're circling, that means there's something dead near 100.

[F]

Yeah.

[G]

It was a lot.

[F]

And you and all of Gilbert were looking up, I assume?

[G]

No, it was in the after. I'm sure some other people saw it, but it lasts about five or 10 minutes. What, they just circle around and it moves?

[F]

I would have stopped traffic. 200 birds doing anything.

[G]

Yeah. They're up pretty high still. Yeah.

[F]

I'm assuming right behind that I'm gonna see four horsemen and the Lord Christ.

[G]

I was ready. I mean, I had my hand spread.

[A]

So we get this, but you can't get the 200.

[F]

I don't even know what this is.

[G]

Seafood shrimp.

[F]

This is you in San Diego staring at a seabird on a sign that says, don't feed the bird. Okay. And you're making your own noises, and you won't film 200 vultures having sex.

[G]

Look, it was before Wild America.

[F]

No, it wasn't.

[G]

It was just at the beginning part.

[F]

And I. I'm gonna look, find that.

[G]

Because I think I got maybe the tail.

[F]

How did you not share that with us? And there's, like, a warthog.

[G]

It's a Cappy Barrett.

[F]

I don't care. This is the worst Instagram of all time, and you're sitting on a 200 vultures.

[A]

You had a gem.

[F]

Brady. You had a gem. Come on, get your phone.

[G]

I might have it.

[F]

If you don't, you're an idiot. Might have it.

[A]

Post it immediately.

[G]

I'm telling you, they're very high up. And, like, whether or not I could.

[F]

If you could See it with your eyes. Your phone's gonna do a better job. You can't do zoom. Dummy.

[G]

I'll look. But I can tell you this. There was no meat shower.

[F]

Well. Right. We're not talking about that right now. Fascinating though that this is now. Because they're trying to figure out in Kentucky if vultures threw up the Brady Bogan of 1876. Didn't care to notice that 200 vultures were above him to the point of at least drawing it. I would have made a crochet of that in 1876. I had a tapestry done of what I just saw. Because I can't take a photo. I need the town tapist to come in here and do this for me. The thing I just saw was remarkable. If I see 200 birds air. I'm getting photos of that. I would have invented the camera. That's the first I'm hearing of that. I didn't know. Is there a video of vultures mating? I don't know. I'm sure there is. I'm sure there isn't. On Brady's phone. Too many pictures of him and Kirby staring at a praying mantis on a tree limb for 10 minutes and trying to pass that off is fun. You had a frenzy and nobody else. Nobody. That's like seeing a ufo. Like somebody else had to. Either that or you were hallucinating. Maybe that was it. Were you anywhere near Joe's Barbecue? Because there's a good chance you were having a fever dream.

[G]

I'm pretty sure it wasn't. I've never seen anything like it.

[F]

You're not dismissing it.

[G]

There's not that many.

[F]

Very possible you were hungry and started to hallucinate a vulture. Or just high in the sky. Is this another one?

[A]

This is vultures mating.

[F]

This isn't. This is actual vulture sex.

[G]

I think they. I think they circle up.

[F]

Well. These are mating black vultures. This is black.com of the vulture world.

[A]

This is the Rico blaze.

[F]

Where's the. Why the didgeridoo? Isn't that a little.

[A]

Here he comes.

[F]

All right, baby.

[G]

Oh. Sharing the carcass.

[F]

All right. Spread those wings wide open for me now, bitch. She did. Her wings are spread. She doesn't open her legs. She opens her wings. God damn. That smells a little bit like mayonnaise.

[A]

I like the commentary too.

[F]

I can't see it. What's it say? Whoa. Look at that. Brady. He's got a six incher just like me. Oh, no. That's just a reflection. I thought that pink thing was his Unit. Well, they're wings out. This is not in the sky at all. And evidently it's tantric. Because the music. Yeah. Is indie. Is it gonna go or not? This is. This is. If this was vulture porn, I'd scrub ahead to the reverse cowgirl. She moved her ass. She got out of the way. Must have said something stupid. Oh, he's climbing her. He's climbing her. Oh, he's on her back of her head. That's what I like, too. I like getting on the back of their heads first.

[G]

Get those tail feathers out of the way.

[F]

Yeah, scooch those out of the way. You should have shaved. You should have prepped for this. Right behind it is the vulture Planned Parenthood van. Oh, he's going to town biting her in the head. He's just like, me gotta bite him in the head every once in a while, I think. And we're. Oh, no. He started the second. The chorus of the verse. Not a lot of action, but that's kind of a cool look. Yeah. Vulture sex is a track, so what Brady said was even more unique than what we're looking at.

[G]

Well, I don't think they're. I don't think they're mount.

[F]

I think they pair up. Well, if it's in it. She. Oh, look at her. She had to clean her back. Did you see that? She reached back after he was done, and she's plucking off some feather junk.

[G]

Wow.

[F]

And he's giving her a leaf here. I wonder if vultures feel that way when they're done, too. It's like, when is this gonna go home? No, definitely. I'll call you girl. Yeah, I like that. I like. I'm. I learned sex from a vulture. Climb up on the back of their heads, and you hit them in the back of the head and then bite them. I listen to terrible music. Oh, my God. You're just like that vulture. Yeah. I'm gonna bite you in the back of the head. Stand on you for a second. Lay down there. I'm just gonna walk on you, and I'm gonna drop. Drop down onto the back of your head. Now bite it. This is gonna be the sexiest night of your life. He bit me in the back of the head. That's why I have so much blood in my neck. But why? I don't know. You learned from vultures raised by vulture. You still don't have the video?

[G]

No.

[F]

Yeah, man. What you saw wasn't that.

[G]

No, definitely. I would have videoed that.

[F]

Damn it. This guy says, either Brady's trying to make Gilbert sound appealing for the first time ever. Or he went an hour without eating and started to hallucinate. You and I have the same theory. This guy said they were throwing up meat. I didn't know they had porkopolis in Kentucky. Yeah, they got sick eating at the back of a porkopolis. Huh. Interesting. Anyway, the great meat shower. There's a line of Priuses that are driving to Kentucky right now trying to.

[G]

Figure out they can't identify the. The meat.

[F]

Stop. Stop. We're here for the meat. The meat showers. No, that was 1876. Oh, do you want us to dress like frontiersman?

[A]

Okay, get back on grindr. I'll bet there's a guy named Meat shower on there.

[F]

Sup? Sup? Sup? Meat shower? Sup? First time. Sup? Where are you from? Kentucky. Ooh, the Kentucky meat shower. I know all about it. Well, you can bore some people with that story at a party. You ever heard of the 1876 Kentucky meat shower? Ooh, thop, thop, thop, thop, thop, everybody. I'm just gonna go to gay Denny's with a shirt that said ask me about the meat shower.

[G]

I'm going to the museum.

[F]

I know. It made me want to go to Kentucky because they've got it in Mason jars. They have preserved versions of the meat that they say won't be identified because it came from the gut. But more Interestingly is Brady's 200 Vulture sky dance that he can't prove that no one else seems to have seen. 200. Rough estimate at least a hundred. And the numbers drop by half right there. I didn't like. I didn't like that could have been.

[G]

And then they separated into two circles, but they kept running. Then it came back around.

[F]

It was like a vulture dance. And the men got over.

[G]

Yeah, I thought it might have been court going on.

[F]

How long did you stood and stared at that for? 10 minutes. Do you remember what you were doing? You're at the park.

[G]

Looking for other wild America videos. No, I was walking the dog.

[F]

And that happened above.

[G]

And watching a beautiful red belly sapsucker.

[F]

Man. I would have. Absolutely. I'm not asking him. I know what he wants me to say is, oh, red bellies. How'd you know Red bellied? I was sucking saps app. Okay. No, I feel like you bring him.

[G]

Up, then they're all over. Kil.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Can you turn off your call map, please?

[F]

On the phone. Cuz I'm. I'm losing. This vulture story started great and turned into A Toledo story. Just dry cracker. Hey, it's not weird.

[G]

It's pretty cool actually.

[F]

No membership fees. I have heard enough of this.

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[H]

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