08-28-25 - Revisiting The Term Cheese Panties From 2020 - Listeners Remind Us Of How Cheese Panties Came About BO

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – "Revisiting the Term Cheese Panties" (08-28-25)

Main Theme & Purpose

In this episode, the HMS crew (John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo) enthusiastically revisit the origins of the term "cheese panties," a phrase that bizarrely became part of their show lore in 2020. Sparked by listener emails and some uniquely vivid stories, the crew embarks on a hilariously candid and occasionally cringeworthy exploration of underwear hygiene, the interactions between men and women, and the strange realities of trying on undergarments. The tone remains classic HMS—irreverent, entertaining, and willing to go where other morning shows won’t.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Olympic Games Start Unlikely Conversations

• Italian Gymnast’s Cheese Splits ([02:00])
  • The crew jokes about an Italian gymnast doing splits on parmesan cheese wheels, leading to a wild theory about her family’s cheese-making background.
  • "She's doing the splits on a bunch of rolls of cheese, and they're like, this is her other passion. Now, the danger of that is she might be 11, but she could also be, like, 33." – John ([02:29])
  • The segment devolves into discussion of how the Olympics yearly seem like "a sexual fever dream for viewers," with athletes’ bodies fueling media narratives.

2. The Swimmer “Chub” Conspiracy

• Observations about male swimmers’ appearances after leaving the pool feed into the panel’s ongoing jokes about sexualizing athletes, global warming, and how “dick gets bigger” in current conditions. ([03:12])
• "Global warming makes the dick bigger. ... Now I'm a Republican. I'm spraying aerosol in the air." – John ([03:23])

3. The Cheese Panties Genesis Story

• Recall of the Original "Cheese Panties" Bit ([04:45], [12:12])
  • Listeners email to remind the crew of where the term came from—originally from a Kraft singles recall involving plastic stuck to slices, which the crew dubbed “cheese panties.”
  • "What panties are is the last line of defense between you and seeing the honey hole ... The last barrier between heaven and his mouth is that stupid plastic around it." – John ([12:24])
  • Extensive riffing ensues on the danger of eating cheese slices with the wrapper and how Brady’s passion for cheese provided plenty of comedic material.

4. Disgusting Underwear Anecdotes

• Gross-out stories about “sneeze panties” ([05:29]), encountering used underwear on a lover’s bedroom floor, and the overall perils of communal panty situations.
• Notable exchange about green-stained panties found in a woman’s apartment, leading to “Persona non grata” status for years afterward.
  • "There's some underwear on the ground here, and it's green. ... The front part. Oh, I think she sneezes in 'em." – John ([05:49])

5. Women’s Underwear Try-On Rituals Exposed

• Victoria’s Secret and the “Barrier Panty" Bin ([13:08], [14:48])
  • John describes witnessing a friend’s girlfriend trying on underwear using special disposable panties provided by the store.
  • Details how, particularly in "swamp crotch Arizona," this is a necessary precaution, conjuring up images of decades when women would try on panties without any barrier, spreading various unpleasantness.
  • "In the underwear world for women, they try them on with, like, a box that's outside of the try on area of just wadded up weird temporary panties." – John ([14:19])
• The crew laughs about the difference between buying men's (packaged like cheese) and women's underwear, and the lack of similar protections for men.

6. Gross-Outs and Gender Differences

• Discussion of why men’s underwear habits are “cooler,” citing the simplicity and lack of risk compared to women's.
  • “Our underwear comes in a cellophane package, like cheese. And we're pretty sure this is gonna work out. That’s it.” – John ([16:17])
• Revelations from a listener whose wife manages a Victoria’s Secret: Hundreds of pairs "damaged out" due to women leaving underwear gross after trying them on. ([19:07])

7. Grindr and Gender Transactions

• Side tangent about using Grindr, male sexuality, and how men are “cooler” and more direct about sex and even offering money for acts ([07:08], [08:09]).
  • "Any dude that says, I'll blow you and I'll give you a few bucks for it, that's just—I'm intrigued." – John ([07:08])
  • The crew laments the lack of financial offers from women and jokes about how easy Grindr makes getting attention (and possibly money).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Olympic Sexiness:
  "All I've discovered is the Olympics are all just basically some sort of sexual fever dream for the viewers." – John ([03:01])

• On the Origin of Cheese Panties:
  "Cheese panties came from a story we did last year about Kraft singles. ... The last barrier between heaven and his mouth is that stupid plastic around it." – John ([12:24])

• On Panty Swapping:
  "Putting on someone else's cheese panties is horrifying." – John ([13:13])

• On Wearing Women’s Underwear:
  "Your balls pop out of there like somebody’s squeezing the life out of a hamster." – John ([17:21])

• On Victoria’s Secret Try-ons:
  "Why did she tell you that it's somebody else's…big whoop." – John ([18:03])

• Listener Email:
  "My wife is a manager of Victoria's Secret and they have to damage out ridiculous amounts of underwear because disgusting women try them on and leave them all gross." – Listener Email ([19:07])

• On Disposable Barrier Panties:
  "You want the whole bin. I want the bin. I keep it in my bedroom and I just dunk my head in it like I'm bobbing for apples." – John ([20:40])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Timestamp | Topic | |-----------|-------| | 02:00 | Italian gymnast splits on cheese; jokes about origins of term | | 03:12 | Sexualizing Olympic athletes; “global warming makes the dick bigger” | | 04:45 | First "cheese panties" callback | | 05:29 | Story about “sneeze panties” and disgusting underwear finds | | 12:12 | Real origin of "cheese panties": Kraft singles recall explained | | 13:13 | Anecdote about putting on someone else's panties | | 14:48 | In-store “barrier panties” discussion; hygiene in women’s underwear | | 16:17 | Men’s underwear compared to cheese packaging; simplicity and cleanliness | | 17:21 | Comedy about trying on women’s frilly underwear as a man | | 19:07 | Listener email about gross try-ons at Victoria’s Secret | | 20:40 | Jokes about buying bins of barrier panties | | 07:08-09:54 | Grindr stories and gendered transactional dynamics in hookup culture |

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Tone & Language

The group maintains their trademark blend of directness, playfulness, raunch, and affectionate teasing. Discussion is energetic, irreverent, and sometimes pushes boundaries, but it’s delivered with the self-awareness and comedic timing longtime listeners expect.

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Conclusion

If you missed this episode, you missed an uproarious HMS deep dive into the weird world of "cheese panties," complete with listener horror stories, behind-the-scenes lingerie retail details, and a brutally honest exploration of men’s and women’s underwear cultures. The crew’s chemistry, quick wit, and penchant for tackling the awkward or gross make this segment-rich recap a memorable entry in the cheese-stained tapestry of HMS lore.

Transcript

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[B]

Do not listen to this while driving or when full alertness is needed. The best of Homburg's morning sickness. This is the big red radio. Oh, and we forgot to mention another Olympic thing. I don't know how this passed Brady up. We saw it this morning. That Italian gymnast that's rubbing her snooch on giant rolls of parmesan cheese.

[F]

Was that her nil or do they. Is she actually an Italian? Is that from Italian company?

[B]

She. I think she's big in making the cheese herself. Wow. I think she's a mon.

[C]

Comes from a family that makes the cheese.

[B]

God knows if I know. Maybe she can do it herself, you misogynist prick.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Jeez.

[B]

Maybe she does cheese on her own.

[C]

Impossible.

[B]

As a daughter, you're probably right. And more than likely her dad funded it at the very least, but still. You bastard, you. But she's doing the splits on a bunch of rolls of cheese, and they're like, this is her other passion. And they got her in her gymnastics outfit. Now, the danger of that is she might be 11, but she could also be, like, 33.

[F]

She's 21.

[B]

Okay. Thank God. Well, that's what I heard, too. That's what I've heard, Your honor. Swerve. Yeah. The rumors were bouncing around the treetops that she was 21. Your Honor, I. What am I supposed to. Carter. All I wanted was some of that smelly cheese, but you can find that all over. And that's all I've discovered, is the Olympics are all just basically some sort of sexual fever dream for the viewers. The men swimmers get the ladies all going. The. All the events that women are in are scantily clad.

[F]

All the stories earlier this morning that I don't know if you guys. Well, we wouldn't have. But she noticed that all the guys have a little chub when they get.

[C]

Out of the pool.

[B]

They're a little bit thick sometimes, and that's a nice thing for them. That's good for the ladies. But I like the. All the stories on the summer, but it's in the cold water, and it is hotter in France than normal right now. Global warming makes the dick bigger. So which are Republican or Democrat? Now I'm a Republican. I'm a full on. I'm spraying aerosol in the air. And screw that climate convention in France. But, yeah, all the side stories are about how sexy everybody is. Everything. I see, that Italian gymnast knows what she's doing. Doing the splits over four wheels of cheese. A big wheel. I had to have a. Well, there were four of them. I had to give Brady some smelling salts to just get past the picture. Anyway, the Olympic coverage.

[C]

I thought the other interesting gold medal was men's rugby. France won that.

[F]

Okay.

[C]

And they beat Fiji, which had won 55 straight games up until the Olympics. And, like, who's the one that beats him in the Olympics?

[B]

For the BG has won 55 rugby goals.

[C]

Matches.

[B]

Matches in a row. It's amazing. No, they don't even have the game anymore.

[C]

They're just a Dominant team, you know?

[B]

So I guess it was the French beat the Fijians. No way. They gave him some of that sin water. You take a sip of our natural water, but there's tampons floating in it. Please.

[F]

And, yeah, we know the correlation between cheese panties.

[B]

No, we don't. And I don't want to know. I've never heard that phrase in my life.

[F]

You brought it up last year.

[B]

Yeah, as a thing. It's like, ew. It's not a correlation. It's A, if you've got it, hang yourself or see a doctor. I'm not tying it in cheese pants. I'm not, A, relating to it, or B, tying it to any part of my life. Cheese pants. A deal breaker. I noticed you had some cheese in your underpants. You want to share that with me? Nope. That's not a thing. Another one.

[F]

Last year, we learned the term cheese panties on your show.

[B]

I don't know what that is. I don't remember that, and I apologize for it, but I know it wasn't good, so. Sorry. Brady might like cheese. Well, panties made of cheese. That's different.

[F]

Oh, was that. Yeah, that might have been a thing.

[B]

I think I said sneeze panty. I think you're misunderstanding because I've often said, also bad. Yeah, right. Because. What's going on? Sometimes looks like you sneezed. Sneezed in your panties. That girl at Tony Romas who I had the thing for. And then my friend James Spearman went to her apartment.

[F]

Oh, that's right.

[B]

She had him pick up a key or something. Gave. He had to go back in and grab it. He's like, I'm in her bedroom. I'm laying on the bed, and I'm. Oh, get out of there. That's mine. He goes, dude, you don't want to be here. I'm like, why? There's some underwear on the ground here, and it's green. I'm like, where he goes. The front part. Oh, I think she sneezes in him. All right, that's it. And then we didn't talk to her that much afterwards. She was Persona non grata. Need to see that again.

[C]

Sorry, Kermit.

[B]

How come you guys don't pay attention to me anymore? Because of that. I just heard you sneeze and your face didn't do anything. How are you making that sneeze?

[F]

Worst impression you've ever done.

[C]

Bless you.

[B]

That's how front butt started. Bless you, or you are ill. Sorry I sneezed. I didn't see it, but I heard it. Cheese panties. I'm gonna have to revisit a year ago. I hate that you guys remember that.

[F]

You're gonna make me comb through that. John, I'm on Grindr now. Can you look up the profile? I need rent money. God damn it.

[B]

All he has to do is get blown by a guy and they'll pay his rent. I'm thinking about that. I'm doing just fine. But any dude that says, I'll blow you and I'll give you a few bucks for it, that's just. I'm intrigued. I don't even want that, but I'm intrigued.

[F]

What's the budget for that guy?

[B]

I don't know. I kind of want to email back how much? Right? Because I think I can grin and bear that one. If you let me make you, I'll give you a few bucks. I'm like, that seems like, awesome. Really?

[C]

I'm covering my mortgage. This.

[B]

I mean, I don't know if it was like Daddy Warbucks are. He's swimming around in piles of gold in his basement like Scrooge McDuck.

[F]

Will you tell me you're an Italian.

[B]

Boxer, But it's still a thing. I've never had a woman say that to me, ever. Let me blow you, and I'll give you a few bucks. Oh, my God. Dudes are just cooler than girls. It's too bad I'm not attracted to them at all. I'd be rolling and dumb.

[C]

There's a ring coming your way.

[B]

Oh, I might get married. My anonymous silhouette of a face on Grindr is enough to bring out everybody pictures of dorks. I mean, this dude, he just won't stop enough. Hung tattooed guy. Anyway, Grinder's hilarious. Kill some time at work today to start a Grinder thing. Don't pay for any of it. Just, you know, just get the basics and watch how fast dudes will just start popping in there. They're pretty cool. I enjoy them. Anyway. We're late. This is bad. This is my fault. Talking about gay sex.

[C]

So much more action than my bumble account.

[B]

Oh, you're not getting this from women. I like long walks. I want money and jewelry and dinner. Like, dude, just like, here's my dick. Like, wow, this is. You just got rid of all the stuff that bothers us. I like dating somebody as much as, you know, you go out and date, you have a nice dinner, a beautiful evening, and maybe it leads to something that's lovely. That sounds like a passionate connection. Guaranteed Grindr. The dude might give Me a few bucks. I didn't even have to buy him a hot dog. He just shows up and goes, get it out. Here's the money. I'm like, what's happening? Are you an angel?

[F]

Stop saying that. Cause it's gonna filter down to my son.

[B]

Oh, he's definitely gonna be. Why do all these gay guys keep wanting to blow me? I got tickets to another Roadrunners game, dad. Ah, you're wasting your money. It didn't cost me anything. This guy just hands over tickets. What do you have to do? Literally, I stand there. That does sound like quite a deal, don't you think?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I mean, even you, Britt, if you're like, look, I'll give you a few bucks if you just. Yes. Okay, That's. You got a little mustache. I can just close my eyes and pretend it's 70s porn, Dad.

[C]

400 bucks a week right now. What are you doing at night? I'm in a cage at a gay bar.

[B]

I stand there and dudes give me money. I might even just show up with a bag over my head as the black silhouette that they are so attracted to to begin with.

[C]

Maybe he and his roommates can do wrestling videos.

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[B]

Cheese panties came from a story we did last year about Kraft singles. It wasn't about women's panties. They got recalled for plastic sticking to the slices. The listeners remembered all of it and then caused a choking hazard. And your Brady impression had him going down a road being so turned on about cheese panties. That which is basically the last. What panties are is the last line of defense between you and seeing the honey hole to Brady Velveeta individual cheese slices. The last barrier between heaven and his mouth is that stupid plastic around it. So I guess during the cheese panty segment we called the thing that surrounds a craft single.

[C]

They made it more of an easy release.

[B]

Okay. Yeah. This wasn't meant to be expounded on anyway. You didn't take any time to notice that there are choking hazards. You just started to eat the cheese panties. These taste a little bit. There's not a lot of cheese flavor. Not noticing that the clear packaging was a deterrent.

[C]

Don't have time for that.

[B]

Gotta get to it. And also. Oh, and Michelle, come on. I get this says a friend of mine. Really? Not me, I promise. Had a one night stand and got up in the morning. And when she put on her panties, she got halfway home before she realized they weren't hers. Putting on someone else's cheese panties is horrifying. I wouldn't even tell anybody, but she told me. Well, Michelle, I don't believe that's your friend. I believe you're right. No one would ever tell that story. So clearly that's you putting on another woman's panties. Used ones. That's the grossest thing about. I remember my. This was a weird day years ago. We were at Scottsdale Fashion Square and I was with my friend's sort of ex girlfriend. Right? Yep. They were kind of doing stuff. But not anymore. But she still thought it was. Anyway, she asked me to go to the mall with her. I'm like, okay, so we Go to the mall. And she wanted to go to Victoria's Secret to get some underpants for my friend, like some sexy stuff. She wanted me to be the judge of what. What to get. So I'm just holding things up. This was the day that I learned that in the underwear world for women, they try them on with, like, a box that's outside of the try on area of just wadded up weird temporary panties that you put on over yours and then put the new ones on to see if they fit.

[C]

He put the filter on.

[B]

So in normal cities, that seems okay, but in Swamp Crotch, Arizona, slapping on that thin layer of protective panty and then the real one and then going, these aren't for me. And putting them back. I was like, the one she put this thong, it was pink and black. I'll never forget it. And from the front, it looked great. In the back, it was baggy. And I no good. And I don't know how I was allowed in on this, but she wanted me to see it, I think. And then I ended up doing stuff not that day. So I'm like, no, those are no good. Did you think? But I didn't know that that's how women did their underwear that they try them on. It's like they do it with socks and shoes. They have those. That little hose, little pantyhose. The weird thing of when they want to try on shoes and they put that little fake sock on that that is for, like, disposable. I hope they do that with their underpants too. And that's because some women would go without that. That had to happen after.

[F]

There's a reason.

[B]

Yeah, there was somebody who was sneezing in the unbought panties and putting them back. And then these girls were like, well, I can't put these on. I mean, they had to transfer so much gonz. Like, the Rio was everywhere in the original, like, Fredericks of Hollywoods of the 70s, when broads were just sliding it up over their. The snooch and they going, these don't fit. And then putting them back. And then the next lady would go there, and then all of her crabs would get on the next woman. And they had to put a barrier up.

[C]

They just go through the racks now with a hot steamer.

[B]

Yeah, that's another reason dudes are cooler than women. Our underwear comes in a cellophane package, like cheese. There's three or four of them in there. And we're pretty sure this is gonna work out. That's it. You don't have the pressure of the underwear. Yeah, because you guys don't like us that way. If we did, we'd try harder. We'd wear thongs and we'd look. But it's weird. When a dude's in a thong, it's creepy. We put on boxers or Hanes or in my case, nothing at all. Ladies, I don't even waste time. Nothing blocking anything between me and you except this thin layer of cotton. But, yeah, so I just let the basement remain unfurnished. Dudes in underwear. If we were trying underwear on as guys. Oh, gross. And we don't have half the issues you guys have with your leaky tubes and pipes.

[F]

Not sure if this guy has a profile that maybe you've been matched with on your app that you've been following. John, have you ever put on your wife's frilly panties? See how they feel?

[B]

I know they feel. See how I look in them? I've done that. You know what's funny is you take like, do they fit? No. Your balls pop out of there like somebody's squeezing the life out of a hamster. It's like, just like you. Like, it looks like. Like something's choking to death in between your legs. Oh, my God. Like, they'll just come squirting out of the stuff.

[C]

Like that dude supposed leotard in the Olympic opening ceremony.

[B]

But yeah, that guy, his balls were out, and that's what it looks like. Oh, no, it's true. Anyway, Michelle emails back. I'm. I knew you were gonna say it's me. I'll give you her number. She'll tell you, no shame in this chick. Well, then why did she tell you that it's somebody else's head. Advent sand. Big whoop.

[C]

I'll give you your number.

[B]

Okay. Yeah. The last thing I want to do is talk to her. I'll catch something. And what a classy dude to keep the last conquest's underpants on the floor. And what a classy broad to look down and say, I'll just put these underwears of mine next to this pair here and confuse that later. You got underwear from all over the world laying all over this guy's floor. And she's just like, yeah, give a penny, take a penny.

[F]

This has been multiple girls. I think this from a woman. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Never in my 50s, six years, have I ever tried on panties.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

That is disgusting.

[B]

It is disgusting. She's right. But I've seen it. And they have that little bin of fake panties that you put on over there. Where is that like a Victoria's Secret they've got. It's like a little.

[D]

Yeah, but I don't.

[C]

I don't. I wonder if they've stopped doing that.

[B]

Why? That's the. That's the good thing. You don't take yours off. You leave your underwear on. You pull this protective thing in between them and then they put the new ones on.

[F]

Here's proof, guys. My wife is a manager of Victoria's Secret and they have to damage out ridiculous amounts of underwear because disgusting women try them on and leave them all gross.

[B]

Maybe I will take these grinder guys up on it. The ladies. The lady bits are disgusting. Ah. Anyway. Anyway, that's.

[C]

Maybe Kenny Powers had it right.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Yes. Roots and stews.

[B]

And stew. Did you go down on her, Stevie? Yeah. Didn't like it. It smells. Probably because her diet is mostly roots and stews. Oh. But, yeah, they're sneezing in unpurchased panties and putting them back. So they had. They had to come up with a system somewhere in the 80s, I'm guessing, right? We've lost a lot of customers.

[F]

This is what we're doing.

[B]

So we gotta put on a barrier. We got a barrier panties. So we tell the ladies, keep your current panties on that you've been sweating in all day walking around the mall. Put this barrier panty on. That's disposable. And then drop our brand new beautiful underpants over that. And my friend's girlfriend did that in front of me. And I never knew that was a thing. And I said, you try on underwear, there's a protective thing in between. And we don't take ours off. You don't know how big you are yet. Everything's different. And you can't return them.

[C]

You know what you should do? Some guy should just go in there today, I'd like to buy your barrier panties.

[B]

How much for the bin of old barrier panties? I know you don't take the trash out till 5. You want the whole bin. I want the bin. I keep it in my bedroom and I just dunk my head in it like I'm bobbing for apples. I make a pillow. I'm like Joe Biden smelling a little kid's hair. Yeah, he made a panty barrier feather pillow. What? I swear to God, I feel like I'm sleeping at the Seattle fish market. Puts me at ease. Like being at the beach. Only there's less seaweed at the beach. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No, membership fees. I have heard enough of this.

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[D]

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