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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
08-28-25 - Someone Who Listened Emailed Gary's Wife And Told Her He Knows About All The Ds She's Been Taking BO
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Visit native grillinwings.com to find the restaurant nearest you. The best of Homework's morning sickness. I'm 98 KUPD. Just getting through another day. At least all of us. Gary's emailed me back. I'm gonna get to that in a second. Gary, Wait till you hear this. Where'd that go? All right, here we go. This is it. Listen. Listen to Gary. He's okay, right? Well, no. He's got a brain tumor. No, but I'm responsible. Those of you just joining us, Gary emailed earlier this. Find this other one. Basically got Diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor and for some reason eight months later decided to go through his wife's phone and found pictures of her with wieners in her mouth. Sorry, that's funny. So he emails Ben, we talked about it. We made, you know, commentary. He hasn't told her that he knows. Says, hey Holmberg, evidently someone who listens to your show put two and two together and just texted my wife this morning to tell her that I'm aware. Guess what? She's mad at me. I'm laughing. Non stop effing whore. He said, here's the fun part. It's not even 8:36 yet and I know my day is going to be horrible. Well, there Gary's been listening. Gary's paying attention. At least I won't be around much longer to deal with this any. All right Gary, enough with the okay, that's no good. Gary, don't kill yourself, for crying out loud. So his wife found out one of you listeners ratted on him. A Brett special. You might not want to talk with G. My husband's listening to that awful show and there's. I know it's him. How many Gary's have brain tumors or their wives have pictures of pee pees in their mouths? I'm guessing it's you, Alicia. Anyway, so Gary's wife has been alerted and it's just now 8:36. So Gary knows for sure the rest of his day is gonna suck me. It's been great so far. So not sure what Gary's day is gonna be like. But if you know Gary, you might want to pop by the house a little later today and make sure there's no blood to clean up because one of the two of them is. This is a domestic violence thing waiting to bruise Gary. Leave the house, I say. I don't know if you're still working. Keep that day continuing on a good foot. Close that bad eye that's got the vision problem and just kind of walk down the road. Go check into like go to the Tap Dragon. Brady will meet you there at 11. Go to the Tap Dragon. You can do a macaroni necklace. Yeah, do a Mackie necklace. Hit the Tap Dragon. Tough day, huh? Garbage. Yeah. Brady. Nah, I don't want to tell you what you already know, but this isn't going to get any better. No. Just got a text. Matt's on his way. And the worst part about Brady at Tap Dragon, helping you out at the end of the night. Well, we should call it a day. You feeling better? I feel pretty Good, Brady. All right, you owe 3,850. Oh, you're not going to cover this. No, you owe 3,850 and you had wings. I didn't drink. I only owe 179 for the. The tea, and then I'm gonna leave. You ate one of my wings, you selfish son of a bitch. Throwing bones in your mouth like Gary's wife on a Thursday. Poor Gary. This guy's like, holy crap, that woman's a giant C word. Guarantee that one of her listeners. The one that told the wife is a gigantic D2. That's the one he saw on the phone. Why else would he tattle? I'm telling you, I've said it this morning. If you're gonna bone somebody's wife, make sure the husband's not dying, because if that guy's got nothing to lose, you know, I've seen Dateline specials. Clarify. You did not say Gary's wife was there tonight, right? Me, Dexter says, did you just say Gary's wife is at the wing eating contest? She will be, yeah. It's bones in her mouth. She loves that stuff. He takes photos of it. Bringing a ringer in for this one. He's like Ansel Adams of the bones and mouth genre. So said Gary, by chance, created a link to these pictures signed Jason. You cannot do that. That's revenge porn, and you'll go to jail for that. Gary, if you're gonna go to jail for anything, does it make. Make it the murder of that guy who's in your mouth, the one you've been tasting? Gary? Good Lord. I'd still rather go through everything Gary's going through than go see 3:11. That's for sure. Got a brain tumor. Wife's eating nothing but bones all week. Or 3 11. Was that first one again? Or 311? You could diagnose me with the brain tumor and diagnose me with 311, and I would take the tumor. She's got four tickets. Oh, she's got four tickets, all right. She's not gonna see the show because she'll be facing the wrong way the whole time. It'll be like one of those seals that honks horns up and down the aisle Anyway, and some guy emailed and said if Gary was a real man, he could take care of his wife. Hey, Gary's half a man. He's got a tumor you can't even see out of one eye now. We should send ALS Matt over there and see which one can get her. Get her off faster. ALS Matt's got the same problem. These two should be best friends forever. Als, Matt, ABC needs to step up with Terminal Bachelor. Oh, terminal Bachelor's a great idea. This guy says it sounds like a job for Rico Blaze. Oh, I don't know. You look in the phone and you see Rico. Okay. Understand there's a lady in need that needs three men at once to get. That's my nickname. Three men at once. I can take care of the job three men can do with 1D. All right. Sorry about the tumor in your head, Gary, but the second biggest thing in someone's head is not your tumor. It's gonna be my wang in your wife's mouth. She's gonna have more stuff in her than you do. I call it the healing bone, Gary. And your lady's in a lot of mental turmoil, so we gotta take care of her. You know, they always say that, Brady, mental health is important. You got to take care of your head, right? Let me take care of your wife's head, Gary. That one made me a little bit. I'm even struggling with this a little bit. I gotta be honest. And I'm a horrible human being. Gary, you can watch out of your good eye if you want to. Aw, come on, man. Angry pirate. Wow. Gary, you know that little blind spot you got in your bad eye from your tumor? Just put me in there and you can see your wife please herself. Just act like I'm not around. Sounds like you need a little help there, and so does your wife. I understand that the cure for an inoperable brain tumor is a little penicillin in your wife. We all know who wrote that one. Anyway, when you hear the sirens blaring, Gary, that isn't the ambulance come to take you away to the darkness. That's me driving up in my squad car to give your wife a little loving. All right, you're gonna ask yourself, why are you hitting my wife in the head with the billy club? I don't own a billy club. I don't know what color you are, Gary, but if she's black, I can help her out with little suckle cell anemia. That might be too far. I'm not a doctor, but I'll give you a full exam, all right? Turn that music off, goddammit. Regal Blaze has some work to do. I'll be over at the terminal ward in hospital, checking for grieving wives. This is what happens when people need tech stuff. They've got a brain tumor. Hilarious. Let's do something about that. So keep them coming. Yeah, keep Them coming. Well, that's what Gary's wife says anyway. Gary's wife might be the in the running for Frank Calendo's Nathan Sutherland s bag of the year. Although Matt's wife's pretty strong, too. Als Matt. I felt bad walking away from Matt on Friday. I just met him. I'm like, I don't want to leave you. You need. You need me. I just met you like you. And then I. I felt, like, honored in a way that he was like, thank you for doing it. But you go through that concert, like, I've never. That's a first for me to meet this guy. Well, let alone that he has six months to go and I could drop any day. Come on. And I finally touched one. Your dreams did come true. Yes. You could make a wish that nobody wanted. I want to touch an owls. We had a blast. He was fun. But his friend will quickly remind you that those days are not going to be much longer. Matt and Gary. And you know what's crazy? If it wasn't for Matt telling us his story about how he got diagnosed with ALS and he's on his way out and then he checks his wife's phone, Gary would have never done it. The whole email started with Gary saying, I listened to the show Monday and als. Matt checked his wife's phone and I thought, I've never done that. So he did it and found a picture of his wife eating hot dogs. Oh, I'm good. I'm almost glad that didn't happen. No, no. All right, that's the thing. And don't forget, we'll keep it clean there, baby. Gary, I don't know your last name if it ends in stein or berg or whatever, but if your wife likes hot dogs. Mine's kosher. It's like a Hebrew national sliding down the throat. Don't you worry, Gary. Oh, Gary. Okay, I'm not gonna say that. Let's just say it rhymes with rocktoberfest. How much longer do you have, Gary? I have to ask because your wife's got about an hour to live. She's gonna drown today. We've been increasing the threshold every day. If you'd like me to get rid of her, I will. That's to protect and serv. I've been taking semen X too, so I'm like a tsunami. By the way, when you call Enrico Blaze, always remember, even though just one cop showed up. The cops are gonna come three times. All right, that's enough. Rico, play nuts a lot. You can look them up online. One of my cop friends sent me his page, and he went from 20,000 to, like, 170,000 followers. Like, the best thing, the best thing that ever happened to him anyway. All right, that's enough. That's silly, silly nonsense. Sorry for your loss, Gary. Even though you're still here, she knows now I'm. I want to be at Gary's house. Oh, Matt's texting ALS Madsen, by the way. You're welcome. Brady starts als, Matt, for, you know, allowing you to touch one. Yeah, I think Gary's wife takes the cake. That's worse than mine. You're saying my story wasn't inspiring? Not like I want it. You're inspiring, but you're not inspiring me to be more like you. Just inspiring that you have such a positive attitude and you're hilarious. That was the best part. Matt was fun. His wife is a jerk. But Gary's wife might be worse. I don't know. We found out it's the same lady. She's been running double duty. Oh, my God. I'm terminally ill, people. Well, Matt never said if he went through his wife's phone, she. She could have those. Those phones. Well, that's how he found out. Yeah, same deal. And that's why this guy's like, I gotta go through my wife's phone. I'm dying. And then he did it, and the same thing's going on. So if you're dying right now, in listening to us, you might want to check your wife's phone. Yeah, if you're dying, they leave. And if you're dying, I know the results. I was just gonna say we're equal opportunity. I do. Like, Brady's terminal bachelor. He's got 12 months to live, ladies, and he wants to have the time of his life. And then at the end, you don't get married. He just gives you his will, like, you're the beneficiary. You get everything he's ever earned. That's a pretty good one. So it's millionaire, terminal bachelor. Oh, man on that. Oh, lined up. And the nuttiness that would sign up for that, to go on TV and admit, yeah, I'm here for him to die. And you got to marry him. That's even better. So at the end, you got to marry him and then just ride it out. He might last 10 years. He might go six months. That would be pretty great. And then one of the. One of the things isn't like, you know, like, a football game where the other bachelorettes that you have to, like, do A clean his ass thing. Like you have to baby wipe him after the game. Yeah, you have to have the game first. You can't not let these broads bang into each other playing football. Try to win the heart of the dying guy. We should get Matt in there on terminally ill bachelor and then have without a helmet. Well, Matt's not playing the game. He just observes the broads fighting for his love and then at the end they bone him because he's got, you know, pretty soon that's not going to work. So each. It wouldn't be the rose ceremony. It would be like the wet wipe ceremony. You take this box of wet wipes, you're going to need them. Well, we don't do it anymore. What about terminal? Yeah, we can do that. Would our lawyers get mad if we had dying guys in here fighting for love? I mean, that's beautiful. We're doing good things. I think that's a good idea. We already got gary and Matt, two contestants right away. They're single now. So it's 8:53. We got a horrible, horrible day. It is bad. Poor Gary. And I want to hear from the rat. Even Gary said in his first email, hey, three of those dudes that are banging my wife in the phone, if you're banging a terminally ill guy's wife right now, call the station. And I agreed with that. But he didn't. One of them called her. He's on to us. I thought his brain didn't work. Me too. He can type still. What you said. You said he's using his good hand to type letters to the radio. Hey, you want to win $979? Well, check this out. Handle the Heat is back with another chance to win and another chance to check out a home bird special on the menu at Native Grill and Wings. That's right. Join the HMS Crew at Native Grill and Wings during one of our four uber for a chance to participate and handle the he. That's Holmberg's hot wing eating contest. 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I also saw this, and this is a great. I saw a lady. Evidently, a couple years ago this happened. We may have talked about it. I don't remember. But it's great if you're thinking about breaking up with your girlfriend or boyfriend. Some guy in Australia got bitter with his ex after the breakup. She broke up with him. She thought it was okay. And he made thousands of flyers in Keynes, Australia, which is great. Hour and a half rod to the barrier reef. And he put posters up all over the cities. Kansas is not a huge town, but it's kind of got a. It's like the only one. And then there's like little outposts and you go. And he put posters up with her phone number on it that said $100 for the best Chewbacca impression. Please leave mezzle. So this girl has no idea what's going on. It's like a year after they broke up, he still hates her. He did also park his car in her driveway and take all the tires off of it and leave this dude was mad. What happened to you? Yeah, well, landscapers took my tires off of my car. He took his car, drove it to her house, put it in the driveway, took all the wheels off and said, good luck towing this bitch. You're stuck in that house for a while. And she's like, why is he doing. I mean, it's obviously his car, right? So he was. He was. He was mad at her and doing all, like, pranks and stuff. The Chewbacca thing resulted in 23,000 phone calls. People in 100 bucks, guys. And she didn't know. Her phone rings, like, hello. What's going on? Days and weeks went by, and she's like, oh. Somebody finally called her and said, hey, I saw a guy putting these posters up. And I thought it was weird. Are you having a Chewbacca contest? No, that's my ex. Okay. The guy described who was doing it. She goes, that's my ex. He's just been. But that is a pretty great. How much trouble did he get in? Just knock it off. None. Australia just does the. Knock it off. What are you doing, mate? Knock it off. Go find another Sheila. Be better. By the way, I've seen a picture of her. What are you harping on about? She's not that great. You've been to a beach. Go to Bondi. This place is loaded with beautiful women. The one you've got looks like a mine inspector. But that is a pretty great prank if you're gonna be bitter about a breakup and not, like, break the law to where the judge isn't gonna giggle a little. Like, don't go all Scott Peterson, the Chewbacca impression, and her friend. I sort of enjoyed that. But for 100 bucks, they would. My name's Peter. I live in Cairns. My phone number is 518. And then they'd leave numbers. Why is everybody doing this? I want that hundred bucks. She falls in love with one of the chips. That would be. Yeah, hilarious. Yeah. Turns out. Well, she's like going. She went all over the news and stuff. So actually, he. It backfired on the guy a little bit because she started getting all this attention. Local news was like, are you really doing, like. They'd find the flyer. She goes, no, bad. It said it hurt her feelings that he would do such things to her. But the car parked in her driveway with the tires off is hilarious. What are you doing, man? I mean, how. It's crazy. It said he was acting like a complete child for a while, and then he just kind of. It kind of spiraled out of control that all he wanted to do was prank her. And then he left her a note that said, I know about your recent travels. I know where you eat. I've seen what you do. And so then she's like, I gotta start being careful. That's. Yeah, that's getting on. But he wasn't like, murderous. He was just. He just got obsessed. That's right on the border. He got obsessed with messing with the Chewbacca thing, though. Solid, solid. Nobody gets hurt. It's just annoying. How does she look? Not good. Picture. No, not good. I'll show you. She looks like Chewbacca or what? Chewbacca is better. And I can say thank you. Oh, I would. Oh, I would. I would. I'd fumble around with Chewy for days before I do it. You can't be that in love with her. Oh, you. Tells you what you know which one I'm. No, that was him. Yeah. What does he look like? No, Chewbacca is the one on the right. She's next to Chewbacca. You're confusing it. Got it straight. He can't look that great. But still. But that's a good prank. So if you're in the middle of like a possible breakup and stuff, the. The phone number with the contest is. And you'll get in a little trouble for harassment and stuff. But I mean, slap on the wrist, totally worth it. I think. If you're gonna be a bitter prick, what you could do is just move on and never talk to them again. Which is the quality of a breakup is that they just disappear from your life. Look up solopsism. It becomes an amazing thing where if they're not in your consciousness, they don't even exist anymore. So just unload them. Maybe have a little fun with the Jewbacca thing for a week. Put up 10 fly. Still pretty brilliant. I would like to be friends with that guy because that's clever. I know what I'll do. He's just sitting there stewing over it after a good tug. I used to have sex regular with that pig. Wonder what she's doing. You know what I'm gonna do? Star wars is on tv. How dare she be happy. Don't get cocky, kid. Hey, there it is. I'll make people think that she's given a hundred dollars away for a Chewbacca impression. Her phone will just get constantly barrashed. I'm not giving any money away. You gotta stop calling me. No, don't. Night swear. But she had to get a few good ones. John, the Reason on the message for sure did you say this is. If you watch the whole interview. He did it because that's how she laughs. Oh, I didn't know that part. That's why he did the Chewbacca thing. So it was a little bit of a punch too. She laughs like Chewbacca. That's a pig. She's choking on something. Who laughs like Chewbacca. That's not a thing. Unique. Not unique. It's disgusting. You just hear the. You just hear this in the background too. Hey, you want to win a hundred dollars? He takes out ads on tv. Call this number right now and give us your best Chewy impression. Don't worry if the lady in the other line gets mad and starts screaming. Just keep doing Chewie. Hundred dollars on the line. Good luck. Trevor, you have to stop this. It's a nightmare. Hey, she called me and said to keep it up. Boys. Still don't have a finalist. The Contest ends in 2029. Quarterfinals. We've entered the first series. We'll eliminate the first 25,000 collars that don't have the best Chewy. And then we're need to take another round. It's time once again for the annual. Let's piss off Alicia. The Chewy Nationals. The Chewy favourite time of the year, Australian Chewy Nationals. Let's take a bite out of this one, shall we? Don't forget to call multiple times a day. Maybe your last Chewy wasn't that great. Try again. Still no winners in the Chewy Off. Guy's spending his life savings. That's a pretty good one though. Not bad. I enjoyed that. Brett, for your birthday I think we're gonna give your number out and you're gonna get. You're gonna be the judge for the Chewie contest. It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this. We're here with Byron from MMP Guns. Byron, why should someone choose to go to MMP Guns? The choice is simple, Brett. MMP Guns is your one stop shop for all your shooting needs. We offer Arizona's largest selection. Handguns, rifles, shotguns, new and pre owned. We also have a large selection, ammunition, accessories and even training. In fact, right now all pre owned firearms are 20% off. All new firearms are 10% off. We have ammo, ink, 9mm hollow points for only $12.99 a box and much more. Well, it sounds like M and P Guns is committed to providing the customers with the best possible service and selection. That's a fact. You can visit us at the store at northeast corner of 12th street in Indian School or online@mmpguns.com alright, HMS podcast time again. It'll let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Well, just in case you haven't been paying attention or if you've been mia, we'll let you know that Frank Caliendo is going be performing at the Desert Ridge Improv this Friday and Saturday night. So tune in. Frank's going to be in with the guys all week long and just maybe we'll have tickets for you to go catch Frank live up north at Desert Ridge for the complete lineups and for tickets go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John Holmberg here from 98KUPD and I've got Bode from new AC unit.com this guy is flipping the H vac world upside down. Bode, tell them what you're doing. We've cut out the traditional process so you're not paying for sales commissions or showroom markups. Just go online, pick the brand name unit you want and boom. 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