08-29-25 - Entertainment Drill - MIX - 4x - John's Frustrated By The Use Of A Genie In A Commercial And Can't Stop Thinking About It BO

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Entertainment Drill – "John's Frustration with the Genie Commercial"

Date: August 29, 2025
Podcast: Holmberg’s Morning Sickness, 98KUPD (Arizona)
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Main Themes: Modern advertising, pop culture, celebrity news, entertainment industry trends

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Episode Overview

This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness centers around John Holmberg's comical frustration and obsession with a baffling "genie" character used in a recurring commercial. The hosts dissect the commercial’s odd dynamics before shifting into the usual Entertainment Drill, featuring lively banter about celebrity divorces, Hollywood’s “fizzled out” stars, and a discussion of returning (and not-so-great) TV shows. The talk remains light, irreverent, and self-aware throughout.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Infamous Genie Commercial (03:46–09:36)

Theme: Advertising obsessions, character dynamics, and the literal soap opera of a commercial.

• John’s Obsession:
  John can't stop thinking about a commercial featuring a "genie" who is constantly redundant and unneeded by the main character, Tasha.
  • “The genie doesn’t do anything. What do you mean? Every time she needs to shut down, he’s like, ‘What do I do?’” – Unknown Host 1 (03:46)
  • Brady, Tasha, and others join in, expanding the scenario into a mock soap opera, complete with marital-style bickering between Tasha and the Genie.
• Advertisement as Intrigue:
  The team breaks down the commercial’s appeal and ridiculousness, joking about its unintentional genius and how it keeps them hooked.
  • “Whatever they've done with this genie, they've hypnotized me into thinking maybe my front door is dumb. I need a commercial door for my house.” – Brady (05:21)
• Mock Dramatization:
  The hosts improvise dialogue, parodying a relationship therapy session between the Genie and Tasha (“You’re love bombing with the wishes!” [08:02]), turning the ad into an absurd ongoing narrative.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • “Why am I here? I have no direction. I’m a one-dimensional character. Give him a job!” – Unknown Host 1 (04:02)
  • “His love language is giving. My love language is giving. And hers is times and service. She just wants to spend time together. I need to feel needed. Do you hear me, Tasha?” – Unknown Host 1 (08:09)
  • “I'd like one time, Tasha, for you to ask Genie what he needs. That's all I'm saying.” – Brady (08:31)
• Meta Joking:
  They reflect on how effective the commercial actually is (making them want commercial doors) and how it has become soap opera-like addicting.
  • “I can’t tear myself away. I am in on Tasha and the genie… It’s like a soap opera now. I wanna know what’s next.” – Brady (05:14)

2. Celebrity Divorce & Engagement Rings – J.Lo’s Collection (09:36–11:39)

Theme: Celebrity wealth, relationships, and wry commentary.

• Jennifer Lopez’s Divorce:
  The hosts discuss J.Lo’s most recent divorce and her collection of high-value engagement rings.
  • “She has a little fallback. She’s got a $17 million collection of engagement rings.” – Unknown Female Host 2 (09:49)
  • Run-down of her rings’ values from various relationships, with irreverent banter about keeping old rings and the absurdity of collecting them like trophies.
  • “Well, this is assuming that she's got them all, you know, homework that now that's not right to say.” – Brady (11:00)

3. Actors Who Fizzled Out (11:39–13:33)

Theme: Hollywood, fleeting fame, and personal opinions.

• List of Once-Promising Actors:
  The team runs through a list of actors who were hyped as stars but faded away.
  • Taylor Lautner, Liam Hemsworth, Shailene Woodley, Hayden Christensen, Brandon Routh, Taylor Kitsch, and AnnaSophia Robb featured.
  • “Toby Maguire was not in the top. The other one was the guy from that 70s show… Topher Grace. Topher Grace was going to be a star, and everybody hated him.” – Brady (12:04)
  • Candid and often snarky takes on why some careers didn’t pan out.

4. Ted Lasso and TV Letdowns (13:39–15:24)

Theme: Disappointing show endings, fan reactions.

• Ted Lasso’s Uncertain Return:
  Speculative talk about whether the show will return, and how the last season disappointed.
  • “The last season sucked so bad. It doesn’t matter.” – Brady (14:19)
  • Discussion of cast listings and plot points with jokes about losing interest.
  • “We got very Twinkie. They’d like a big song and dance number on the soccer field… yeah, that was bad.” – Brady (15:15)
• Personal Viewing Habits:
  Holmberg admits dropping the show after hearing about the third season’s decline, relating it to his experience with shows like Mad Men.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Advertising’s Unintended Power:
  • “You've hypnotized me into thinking maybe my front door is dumb. I need a commercial door for my house.” – Brady (05:21)
• Comedy Born of Frustration:
  • “I want to see him get pissed in the… Just get your popcorn. I don’t know what’s going on with that. I’m intrigued. I’m all over it.” – John Holmberg and Brady (07:03–07:06)
• Meta Reflection on Content:
  • “Sorry Brady. That’s all I want to talk about.” – John Holmberg (09:24)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Genie Commercial/Rundown & Parody: 03:46 – 09:36
• J.Lo Divorce & Engagement Rings: 09:36 – 11:39
• Actors Who Fizzled: 11:39 – 13:33
• Ted Lasso/TV Chat: 13:39 – 15:24

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Tone & Style

The conversation is fast-paced, sarcastic, and self-deprecating, balancing playful mockery with genuine cultural observation. The hosts riff with each other like longtime friends, and often spiral into absurd hypotheticals or meta commentary, making fun of both the subject matter and themselves for caring about it.

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Summary: Why Listen?

This episode highlights the absurdity of modern advertising, reflects on the fickleness of celebrity culture, and pokes fun at beloved (and belabored) TV series. The genie commercial satire is a running comedic thread, and listeners get a behind-the-curtain, unfiltered look at how a morning zoo crew can turn even the dumbest pop culture artifact into comic gold.

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Recommended for:
Fans of irreverent pop culture takes, those curious about the oddities of TV advertising, and listeners who love classic morning show energy.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Byron]

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[Brady]

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[Unknown Male Host 1]

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[Byron]

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[Unknown Male Host 1]

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[Brady]

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[Unknown Male Host 1]

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[Byron]

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[Brady]

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[Unknown Male Host 1]

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[Brady]

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[Unknown Male Host 1]

The genie doesn't do anything. What do you mean? Every time she needs to shut down, he's like, what do I do?

[Brady]

She's like, I got it, genie dude.

[Unknown Female Voice (Tasha)]

It's like, there's no purpose to the genie.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Not for trying, not for lack of trying.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

What do you need?

[Brady]

And then she says, I got it.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

Why am I here? I have no direction. I'm a one dimensional character. Give him a job.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

It's buys and tries day. Change it up.

[Brady]

Yeah, you did leg day last week.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

Genie's got nothing. She doesn't need him.

[Brady]

Job does itself over there. Commercial doors.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

Boom.

[Brady]

She doesn't need Genie. And then he just butts in and at the end, she always kind of insults him with, hey, you're unnecessary. It's like, ah, we're trying to figure it out with you guys. Yeah, I can't tell if that's the most brilliant advertising campaign of all time or if I just watch too much pornhub because the acting's similar.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

Hey, we're gonna get called out. I know. I'm just saying I'm intrigued.

[Brady]

I want to hear the next installment.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

And then.

[Brady]

Yeah, Charlie Brown's mom's there now.

[Unknown Female Voice (Tasha)]

Okay.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

Who is that?

[Unknown Female Voice (Tasha)]

None of your business. Commercial doors, dot com.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

What's going on?

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

I want one.

[Brady]

I can't. I can't tear myself away. I am in on Tasha and the genie. I am in. Commercial door.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

I do.

[Brady]

I want to know what it would look like.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Whatever they've done with this genie, they've hypnotized me into thinking maybe my front door is dumb. I need a commercial door for my house. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm so in. You've hypnotized me something. Hey, advertising works. That's all. I'll tell you who else isn't listening to that going, what is going on? Do I need one of those?

[Unknown Male Host 1]

Yes.

[Brady]

Dude, should I get one of those doors? I think I have to.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

What do you need?

[Brady]

I think a door. I wanna. It's like a soap opera now. I wanna know what's next. Not sure what was going on with that one. She just keeps telling that genie, I don't need you. And he keeps showing up, man. I think it's gonna end in a fight. I think can end right. Genie and Tosh are gonna fight. They're gonna fight before it's over. Can't wait. Bring me the next. And so maybe I could. I'll go talk to Abad who recorded those and say, hey, can I get a sneak preview for the next one? Because they already pre recorded all this stuff. This is Genie.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

Come here. You never need me. What happened to us?

[Unknown Female Voice (Tasha)]

I think it's time we ended this relationship. Genie.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Why?

[Unknown Male Host 1]

Tasha? I'll do anything. What do you need?

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

It is.

[Unknown Female Voice (Tasha)]

You don't care about me the way I need to. Be cared for.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

Oh, come on. That's not fair.

[Unknown Female Voice (Tasha)]

ACpcommercialdoors.com.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

What just happened? If he goes angry, you always do this. You nag, nag, nag.

[Unknown Female Voice (Tasha)]

This is what I'm talking about.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

No, let me say something.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Commercial. Commercial. Door on the lamp.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

How come you never asked me what I need? It's just a one way street. Here, take.

[Brady]

Take.

[Unknown Female Voice (Tasha)]

Genie, Genie, you're overreacting.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

Well, God damn it, somebody's got to say something. I want to see commercial doors.

[John Holmberg]

I want to see him get pissed in the.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

What happened?

[Brady]

Just get your popcorn. I don't know what's going on with that. I'm intrigued. I'm all over it.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Next on Genie. Love at first sight.

[Brady]

Genie and Tasha say, Genie, you're used to.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

Well, I'm trying to do my best. You always tell me I'm unnecessary. You know how that makes me feel as a man and a genie? I need a job. I need something to do. I have to feel functional.

[Unknown Female Voice (Tasha)]

Well, right now, it's all up to me.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

God damn it.

[Unknown Female Voice (Tasha)]

Asap. Commercial tours dot com.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

What happened?

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

The counselor's like. I think what the genie is trying to say.

[Brady]

See, you're not being heard, Genie. And I hear you, but Tasha's not.

[Unknown Female Voice (Tasha)]

What does he need to be heard?

[Unknown Male Host 1]

This is what I'm saying. Do you hear her? Do I hear it? Or is it. Am I crazy or is it me?

[Brady]

No, no, Genie, you're being heard. You need to be validated. Tasha, Genie needs to be validated. He's doing his best.

[Unknown Female Voice (Tasha)]

But why would I validate him when I can handle all of the calls myself?

[Unknown Male Host 1]

Well, then what are we doing?

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

You're love bombing with the wishes.

[Brady]

You're giving him love bombs.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

It's too much.

[Brady]

It's only gonna let him down.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

His love language is giving. My love language is giving. And hers is times and service. She just wants to spend time together. I need to feel needed. Do you hear me, Taja?

[Unknown Female Voice (Tasha)]

Genie, I was on the phone.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

God damn it. Come on.

[Brady]

Genie's gonna get frustrated. I think she's gonna. There's some resentment there. I'd like one time, Tasha, for you to ask Genie what he needs. That's all I'm saying.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Stay tuned.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

It would be great, too. Say, genie, what do you need?

[Unknown Female Voice (Tasha)]

Now this is about you. What do you need, Genie?

[Unknown Male Host 1]

Oh, it's a breakthrough. Wait. Aw, Genie, close the big door. I gotta. What a day. Lay down in the lamp. Let's talk it out. There's a chance it will work.

[Brady]

I'm with my life right now. Every time there's a conflict I just want to be able to look at Brady and are in an argument.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

That's what you say.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

I've had it asap.

[Unknown Female Voice (Tasha)]

Commercial tours dot com.

[Brady]

And it just ends right there. Until next time. You geniuses have me intrigued. What's going on with that thing? I can't ignore it. Sorry Brady. That's all I want to talk about.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Jennifer Lopez is going through her divorce right now. She filed for divorce.

[Brady]

Jennifer Affleck. She wants that off now. This morning she changed her name.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Well if she would end up losing a bunch of money say records don't sell. She can't tour anymore. She'll be okay. She has a little fallback. She's got 17 million dollar collection of engagement rings. Oh geez. Johnny Noah is number one. He spent 130000 JLo. Married him in 97.

[Brady]

Peanuts.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Divorced in 98. Then Chris Judd $200,000 on the engagement ring there. They married in 2001. Divorced 2002.

[Brady]

Okay, that's pretty good.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Then Ben came in with a 2.6 million dollar ring.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

That ended. That was 2002. Ended 2004. Then Mark Anthony really stepped up with a 6.5 million dollar tripled Ben's ring 2004 to 2011. Then a rod gave her a 2 million dollar.

[Brady]

Oh, he went backwards. He came in third place.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Did Ben have to buy a second ring?

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

And Ben came back in with number two. 5.6 mil.

[Brady]

They didn't recycle the first one she had man. Well, this is assuming that she's got them all, you know, homework that now that's not right to say. Let's not make my name. We can't turn the whole show into. I think that's Holmberg's morning sickness. And have it associated? No, just go back to calling me the Jew.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

That's what I was getting at. Come on. I'm offended.

[Brady]

And I still don't even use the old ring. Why would we use the new ring.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

When we've got the old?

[Brady]

You know, if you still have it, it still means as much to me. If it's maybe we add a little some gem on the side. We go to the vortex.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

We had the a list of actors that people couldn't stand. You know, get feedback that worked with them on productions and films and said they were real pricks.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Here's 10 actors who went from the next big thing to fizzling out.

[Brady]

I know one for sure.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Name it.

[Brady]

Toby Maguire was not in the top. The other one was the guy from that 70s show. I forgot his name.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Good guess.

[Brady]

Topher Grace. Topher Grace was going to be a star, and everybody hated him.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

He's still landing parts in a lot of.

[Brady]

Seen him in any.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Number one was Taylor Lautner from Twilight.

[Brady]

He's a prick.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

No, he's just. He was the next big thing.

[Brady]

I thought it was from being a prick.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

No.

[Brady]

He was a big deal. Okay.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Liam Hemsworth. Hunger Games do. Yeah, he does have a new film out. It's on Netflix.

[Brady]

Wasn't he Bone and Miley Cyrus and, like, all that fell apart?

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Yeah. Shailene Woodley. Another one.

[Brady]

Aaron Rodgers wrecked it. And to be fair, she wasn't as hot as an adult as we thought she was going to be when she was young. Like, when she was, like, 17, 18. And in that movie with George Clooney, you're like, she's pretty. Like, this could. And it just went. It didn't go the right direction.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Hayden Christensen.

[Brady]

Oh, he can't act.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Brandon Ralph.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Remember him?

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Superman Returns.

[Brady]

Dude from. Yeah, the Superman. He was Christopher Reeve Jr. Basically.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Taylor Ketch. He was a dude from Friday Night Lights. Waco. John Carter.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

And I think. Wasn't he in one of the X Men movies, too? Watch those. Gambit. And then the other one was Anna, Sophia, Rob, Nothing. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the Car Diaries. That was it.

[Brady]

Well, because you made dumb movies, your career collapsed. That wasn't your fault.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Looks like Ted Lasso, season four is, oh, no closer to getting the green light. They just picked up three core members that said they're in.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

No.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Hannah Waddington.

[Brady]

Who's Rebecca Waddingham?

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Waddingham. Sorry. Yeah. She's Rebecca Walton, the owner of the team. And then Brett Goldstein, who's Roy Kent, and then Jeremy Swift. He's the director of football operations. Funny character in that.

[Brady]

Which one?

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

It's part of the wolf pack. He's the guy that always gets his office moved around.

[Brady]

Oh. Oh, yeah, the kid.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

Yeah.

[Brady]

All right.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

He's an older guy. He's got the family.

[Brady]

I remember him. Anyway, the last season sucked so bad. It doesn't matter. And good.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

It'll be interesting.

[Brady]

Jason.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

I guess they'll pick it up.

[Brady]

He can't go. He left. It ended with him going home.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Yeah, he's.

[Brady]

Wasn't his mom dying or something? Spoiler alert.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I don't know why he went back home.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

To be with his kid. Yeah.

[Brady]

And his family. And, like, he just came home.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Didn't she come around a Little bit. The ex wife.

[Unknown Male Host 1]

A little.

[Brady]

But I'm not sure how that went. I don't remember because that hanging a.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Little bit saying maybe there's a potential of that.

[Brady]

Yeah, first two seasons are great. Last season was dreadful. Have you. Did you watch it?

[John Holmberg]

I watched the first season and you guys started telling me because I was catching up. You guys said how bad the third was. Yeah, I didn't want it to be another Mad Men thing where I just got all the way through and I'm.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

Like, okay, I'm done.

[Brady]

We got very Twinkie. They'd like a big song and dance number on the soccer field to say, yeah, that was bad.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

I like the song and dance number. I mean I inspired me to dance. Isabelle liked it.

[Brady]

Yeah. Hey, it's not weird.

[Unknown Female Voice 2]

It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees.

[Brady]

I have heard enough of this.

[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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