08-29-25 - Guad Squares - The All Brady Squares - Fat Elvis - Hulk Hogan - Trump - Brady Brady - Lil Sebastian Maniscalco - Kamala Harris BO

Summary

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Holmberg’s Morning Sickness (98KUPD)

Episode Date: August 29, 2025
Segment: Guad Squares – The All Brady Squares (Fat Elvis, Hulk Hogan, Trump, Brady, Lil Sebastian Maniscalco, Kamala Harris BO)

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Episode Overview

This episode revamps the show’s beloved “Guadalupe Squares” as a special “All Brady Squares” edition, handing the impression duties (normally John’s forte) over to Brady. The hosts riff on celebrity and political figures, touching on everything from pop culture to impressions and 1970s history, creating a blend of humor and light-hearted competition. The crew mocks the ever-expanding Internet impersonation culture, tests Brady’s comedic chops, and banters through a zany game of trivia and improv.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

Podcast Banter and Set-Up

• (01:47–03:12)

  • John Holmberg explains that Brady has encroached on his impression “turf” and challenges him to helm the squares.
  • John: “So Brady’s looked at that and said, everybody can do this. And he started to do little Sebastian Maniscalco in the golf cart yesterday, which was the strangest thing I’ve ever heard.” (02:35)

• (03:16–03:53)

  • John hosts for the first time ever, introduces the “All Brady Squares” concept, filled with celebrity caricatures.
  • Brett: “This is the first time you’ve hosted, too.”
  • John: “I’ve never hosted the Guadalupe Squares, ladies and gentlemen.” (03:17)

Squares Introduced (Persona List)

• (03:53–04:09):

  • Fat Elvis
  • Hulk Hogan
  • Donald Trump
  • Transparent Brady
  • Lil Sebastian Maniscalco
  • Secret Square (NFL Star)
  • Kamala Harris
  • Tripp Reeb

• (08:09–21:46):

  • The squares game begins, with trivia and banter interwoven as callers (notably Dolores and Anthony) pick squares.
  • Hilarious impressions, including Trump, Biden, Hulk Hogan, and Fat Elvis, are performed by Brady and other hosts.

Noteworthy Quotes & Bits

• On Internet Impression Culture

  • John laments:

    “You get people on the Internet who do impressions, and they're garbage. And people, like, love them. Impressions…they’ve lost their fun to me…Some guy will go on and go, 'Hi, look,' and he's just wearing a wig, and he goes, 'I’m Rudy Giuliani.' It’s like you’re not even doing a voice.” (02:18)

• Fat Elvis' Birthday Confusion

  • John: “It’s your anniversary of when you passed. Or is it your birthday? I don’t remember.” (04:03)
  • Fat Elvis: “It’s my birthday, baby. Maybe. I don’t know.” (04:08)
  • Vince: “You were born in January. Thank you, Fat Elvis.” (04:15)

• Hulk Hogan Endorses Trump

  • Hulk Hogan: “We got a big election, brothers. You know who I’m voting for? Eat your vitamins and vote for America. Making it great again.” (04:22)

• Transparent Brady on Wasabi

  • John: “You were talking about wasabi earlier this week. Being clear. What are you, Japanese? Repeating words. It’s you, for Christ’s sake.” (04:55)
  • Anthony (as Brady): “It’s good to be here. In the square, you go, he’s a person.” (05:08)

• Lil Sebastian Confesses

  • Lil Sebastian (Maniscalco impression): “I mean, driving me nuts. I wish my nuts would drop, you know, so I can walk around.” (05:27)

• Call-in Banter with Dolores

  • Dolores: “I think I actually started the whole butt thing.”
  • John: “You were the one that wouldn’t stop touching my ass.” (07:45)
  • Dolores: “Yeah, how nice it was in the jeans.” (07:53)
  • John: “It’s a good looking ass.” (07:56)

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Notable Squares Questions & Answers (with Timestamps)

Transparent Brady (Center Square)

• Question: “65 million years ago, the day actually lasted just less than 23 hours. True or false?”
  • Anthony (as Brady): "That’s absolutely true. Because I was alive to see it." (08:32)
  • Dolores agrees. John: “That is right. X gets the square.”

Hulk Hogan (Upper-Right Square)

• Question: “The first modern Olympic Games in 1896 did not award gold medals to event winners. True or false?”
  • Hulk Hogan: “Well, that’s a great question, brother…The awards that they gave out the oly. It was food, I think. It’s not a medal.” (09:33)
  • John clarifies: “Technically, he’s right. They did not give out gold medals, so I’m going to give it to you — they gave out silver instead, not food.” (A circle gets the square).

Tripp Reeb (Bottom-Right Square)

• Question: “Al Capone’s brother James was an agent for the government during prohibition.”
  • Tripp: “You know what he was…I knew this…today is gonna be lovable…The day that he…” (12:32–12:55)
  • Dolores agrees; John: “That’s exactly right. He did, evidently, work for the government during prohibition.”

President Joe Biden (Upper-Left Square)

• Question: “Until the 1972 Olympic Games in Munich, all gold medals were solid gold.”
  • Biden: "That is not true…They were made from…blob." (13:44–13:54)
  • Anthony answers "That is true."
  • John: “I’m gonna disagree... That is right!” (Zirkel gets the block). (14:17)

Fat Elvis (Center-Left Square)

• Question: “Makeup artists modeled Yoda after Austrian neurologist Sigmund Freud. True or false?”
  • Fat Elvis: “Hey, man, what is a Yoda?..How’s he taste?…I love green chicken. It’s got the wasabi on it…and you know what I do with the wasabi?” (15:22–15:55)
  • Dolores agrees; John: “That is incorrect. We cannot give you the square...” (16:10)

Lil Sebastian Maniscalco (Right Center Square)

• Question: “Ted Williams career batting average of .344 is actually just the 12th best in major league history. Is that true or false?”
  • Lil Sebastian: “344 is pretty good. You know, by the way, Dolores, you rhyme with one of my favorite names. Don’t say that…That answer is true.” (18:24–19:08)
  • Dolores agrees; John: “Incorrect. It is the 6th best batting average, which is still lower than the final square.” (19:18)

Donald Trump (Final Square)

• Question: “In the early 1500s, there was a dancing plague that struck Europe, causing uncontrolled dancing in public. True or false?”
  • Trump: “It was a terrible plague from China. Cause people to dance. I’m gonna say that’s true…It’s Footloose.” (20:11–20:27)
  • Anthony disagrees; John: “That is incorrect. Actually, it was a terrible dancing plague that took over the nation.”

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Memorable Moments & Meta Commentary

• Hosts embrace the chaos:

  • John: “Proudly did it. Sixteen squares all dovetailed together.”
  • Vince: “The Bradalupe squares. Heard on a podcast somewhere else. Yes, I like that.” (22:07)

• Roasting Brady’s Impressions:

  • Vince: “How in the world is your impression of Brady better than Brady’s impression of himself?” (06:52)
  • Brett: “This is B.S. Yeah, Brady doing the squares. This is like when the band has the crowd sing the song for them. This is not what we listen for.” (07:00)

• Self-aware humor about “impressions culture”:

  • John (mocking the Internet): “That’s what the Internet sounds like to me. That’s what all these impressions on the Internet sound like to me. Like, why do I try?” (21:46)

• Fat Elvis on “Yoda” Tasting:

  • Fat Elvis: “I love green chicken. It’s got the wasabi on it. And you know what I do with the wasabi?” (15:44)
  • John: “You spread that delicious, clear wasabi.” (15:52)

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Episode Structure (with Time Stamps)

• [00:00–01:47]: Sponsor Reads / General Banter
• [01:47–03:16]: Challenge Set-Up – Brady Steps Into the Impressionist Role
• [03:16–05:17]: Introduction of the All-Brady Squares & Characters
• [05:17–08:14]: Impressions, Banter, and On-air Roasting
• [08:14–21:46]: Main Squares Game (Celebrity Questions, Callers, Running Jokes)
  • Includes trivia, improvisation, further bits with Dolores and Anthony
• [21:46–23:36]: Concluding Banter, Future Episode Teasers, Meta Commentary

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Summary

This raucous “All Brady Squares” edition shows Holmberg’s crew at their silly, improvisational best, with Brady stepping up as the chief impressionist—delivering take after take on high-profile characters (Fat Elvis, Trump, Hulk Hogan) while trading jabs with the rest of the show. The episode pokes fun at the rise of low-effort celebrity impressions online, and the laughter is constant as the team’s competitive game devolves into pure comedic chaos, making listeners feel like they’re part of an inside joke.

For fans, it’s a showcase of the crew’s humor, quick wits, and ability to riff endlessly—whether on pop culture minutiae, sports trivia, or the absurdities of modern Internet culture.

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Transcript

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Anthony]

98 KUPD.

[John Holmberg]

We have not done this yet, ever. But Brady's been honing in on my turf for quite a bit in the last few days, throwing impressions out, making everybody like, all right, all right, big boy. You want to step up to the plate? Let's make this happen. So it is your all.

[Anthony]

Even though I tested positive for Covid two days ago.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Anthony]

I got asthma.

[John Holmberg]

I'm going to do. I want to Know if it's no good, it's the COVID But Mo's not here, so I gotta step up.

[Vince]

You also said this week that you're done with impressions.

[John Holmberg]

I did.

[Vince]

You said you're tired of doing.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no, no. I got a whole bunch of new ones. And I love them, but I don't want to do them because the Internet people. It's frustrating because you get people on the Internet who do impressions in their garbage. And people, like, love them. Like, impressions. They've lost their fun to me for a little bit with the Internet because, like, some guy will go on and go, hi, Look. And he's just wearing a wig, and he goes, I'm Rudy Giuliani. It's like you're not even doing a voice. And then everybody goes, oh, that's brilliant. And I'm like, oh, so why not? So Brady's looked at that and said, everybody can do this. And he started to do little Sebastian Maniscalco in the golf cart yesterday, which was the strangest thing I've ever heard. Then this morning, he pulls a Kamala out of nowhere. He starts doing Jane gum. I'm like, dolphins.

[Anthony]

Why don't we put Kamala in there?

[John Holmberg]

I thought for sure you can ask.

[Brett]

Me in there with the.

[John Holmberg]

It's you're called your imagination. Throw it in, man. But there I am thinking, well, I thought we had a guy for that job on this show, but evidently there's a new table baker, and we're putting him to the test.

[Vince]

This is your. Yes and tap dance.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. I'll host away.

[Brett]

This is the first time you've hosted, too.

[John Holmberg]

Then I've never hosted the Guadalupe Squares, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, Chancellor. It is the Guadalupe Squares. And let's find out who's here. Up in the upper left square is our president and his puppet master, Joe Biden.

[Anthony]

Thank you very much, gentlemen. Hang on.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's Obama.

[Anthony]

I'm getting no pulse. Hang on.

[John Holmberg]

I'm sorry I didn't introduce you.

[Anthony]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[John Holmberg]

Joe, that wasn't bad. That's fantastic. In the upper center square. Fat Elvis.

[Anthony]

Hey, man. Hey, fellas. How you doing?

[John Holmberg]

Hi, Fat Elvis.

[Anthony]

Really good. Hey, Brett, did you see my new shoe?

[John Holmberg]

Did you save. Bye.

[Anthony]

I want you to shut your pie hole there. Speaking of pie, I want you to give me a pie. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It's your anniversary of when you passed. Or is it your birthday? I don't remember.

[Anthony]

It's my birthday, baby.

[John Holmberg]

Is it okay?

[Anthony]

Maybe I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

When you died.

[Anthony]

I don't care.

[Vince]

I think your birthday's in April.

[John Holmberg]

You died in August. You were born in January. Thank you, fat Elvis. Upper right square is for no reason at all. Hulk Hogan.

[Anthony]

We got a big election, brothers. You know who I'm voting for? Eat your vitamins and vote for America. Making it great again.

[John Holmberg]

There it is. All right, in the center left square, it is. Donald Trump. Oops, sorry.

[Anthony]

Hello. Hello.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Anthony]

What are they turning?

[John Holmberg]

At least try.

[Anthony]

I'm doing impressions, too. I do fabulous impressions. There it.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Anthony]

Thanks for having me.

[John Holmberg]

All right, in the center square. It's transparent. Brady.

[Vince]

What color do you see in front of you?

[John Holmberg]

Look at me.

[Anthony]

I'm clear.

[John Holmberg]

You were talking about wasabi earlier this week. Being clear. What are you, Japanese? You. What in the world? Repeating words. It's you, for Christ's sake.

[Anthony]

It's good to be here. In the square, you go, he's a person.

[John Holmberg]

I'm going to even figure out how he sounds.

[Anthony]

I like Japanese brain. That's awesome.

[John Holmberg]

In the right center square. In the right center square. The thing that confused me to no end yesterday. Lil Sebastian Maniscalco, this guy over here.

[Anthony]

I mean, driving me nuts. I wish my nuts would drop, you know, so I can walk around.

[John Holmberg]

Telling me, you telling me you wouldn't have felt like you were in Mushrooms with us sitting next to you yesterday. What are you doing in the bottom left square? It's the secret square, I guess. That's me. John's secret square.

[Anthony]

What gets in your butt?

[John Holmberg]

Happy birthday to me, former NFL star, Hall of Famer. I did it all for my mama. Played for the Cowboys and the Atlanta Falcons.

[Anthony]

That's my name. Say it out loud.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, wait, your center square is the next square.

[Anthony]

It doesn't matter.

[Byron]

I can do them all.

[Anthony]

All right, you just put. Oh, wow.

[Vince]

Kamala Harris is here.

[Anthony]

Oh.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Anthony]

She's in town.

[John Holmberg]

Kamala Harris in the bottom center. How are you gonna answer questions? Kamala?

[Anthony]

That's what I can't wait for.

[John Holmberg]

She doesn't answer questions. That's the character. I see what you're doing. And in the bottom right square, our Lord and Savior Trip.

[Anthony]

No, no.

[John Holmberg]

Hey.

[Anthony]

Sailing, take me away.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Vince]

Can we get one quick text?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I got a guy that says, vince, how in the world is your impression of Brady better than Brady's impression of himself?

[Vince]

Dexter says, homebrew.

[Brett]

This is B.S.

[Vince]

Yeah, Brady doing the scores. This is like when the band has the crowd sing the song for them. This is not what we listen for.

[John Holmberg]

Look, I have to put you through what I went through yesterday in the golf cart. It got weird and then he started doing it this morning. So let's get it out of his system. Let's let him. Let's let him wring this towel out so it stops. Who do we have on the line?

[Vince]

Please tell me Brady is not pulling up the corner of his eyes while he's talking about wasabi.

[John Holmberg]

What? I would have liked. He did, actually. He did. You're absolutely. You saw it through the room.

[Anthony]

Can't help it.

[John Holmberg]

I wish we'd have put in Kari Lake. Anthony is there. Anthony, are you with us? I'm here, Dolores. Are you with us?

[Dolores]

I am.

[John Holmberg]

All right, Dolores, you're a woman. I believe we met you the other night. Dolores, pick a square. Go.

[Anthony]

Yes.

[Dolores]

I think I actually started the whole butt thing.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry, I don't even know what that means, but thank you. Excuse me. Oh, touching your butt. Oh, touching my ass. You were the one that wouldn't stop touching my ass.

[Dolores]

Yeah, how nice it was in the jeans.

[John Holmberg]

It's a good looking ass.

[Dolores]

Isn't Is, I have to admit.

[Anthony]

How do you feel?

[Dolores]

Okay, I'm gonna go with Transparent Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Center square. Transparent Brady. Hi, Transparent Brady.

[Anthony]

Sup, Dolores?

[Byron]

Just kidding.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you. Did you ever figure out that wasabi dilemma had earlier this week?

[Anthony]

I did. You know what? And it's mostly white. It's a more of a white color than transparent.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, well, yeah, cuz transparent isn't a color. We determined that earlier. Transparent Brady. 65 million years ago. The day actually lasted just less than 23 hours. True or false?

[Anthony]

That's absolutely true.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Anthony]

Because I was alive to see it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's right. A very old man. Uh, Dolores, he says that's true. Do you agree or disagree?

[Dolores]

Is he looking at the tiles?

[John Holmberg]

He looked at the tiles, Dolores.

[Dolores]

I'm gonna agree anyways.

[John Holmberg]

That is right. X gets the square. It is true. The moon has been slowing the rotation of the planet. Evidently. Until we just grind to a halt and everybody flies off. All right, Anthony, pick a square. Let's go, Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan in the upper right.

[Anthony]

Thank you, brother.

[John Holmberg]

Hi, Hulk. Say Hulk.

[Anthony]

It's a little Hulk.

[John Holmberg]

Say. Say Hulk. Why are you here?

[Anthony]

Well, because I'm promoting President Trump running.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. That's right.

[Anthony]

We got to save this country, brother.

[John Holmberg]

I agree completely. Keep your shirt on, Hulk Hogan. The first modern Olympic Games in 1896 did not award gold gold medals to event winners. True or false?

[Anthony]

Well, that's a great question, brother.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Thanks.

[Anthony]

And I want to tell you, you're.

[John Holmberg]

The king of improv.

[Anthony]

Hulk, the awards that they gave out the oly. It was food, I think. It's not a metal.

[John Holmberg]

All right. You're saying you got food for life? Anthony says it's false. It was food, Anthony. I say it was correct. Technically, he's right. It was not. They did not give out gold medals, so I'm going to give it to you. He gave out silver instead, not food. But Brady would have eaten it anyway, so it doesn't really matter. A circle gets a square. Dolores, go ahead.

[Dolores]

I'm gonna go with Tripp Reeb.

[John Holmberg]

Tripp Reeb. Down the bottom.

[Anthony]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

How you doing, boss?

[Anthony]

Real good.

[John Holmberg]

Hello.

[Vince]

We're doing every square today.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, we're going nine on nine. Yeah. I'm excited.

[Anthony]

Keep it up, you get a pink slip.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Are you handing up pink slips?

[Anthony]

Yeah. Oh, no, no. Yeah. Maybe.

[John Holmberg]

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[Anthony]

You know what he was. He. I knew this.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Anthony]

Because today is gonna be lovable. Today is gonna be a great day. The day that he. I was trying to do the 1970s. I was a DJ.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Anthony]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What's happening?

[Anthony]

He watched.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Oh, you're trying to remember the gonna be nice day today.

[Anthony]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Gonna be nice. That was what you always said. Al Capone's brother James was an agent for the government. Tripp says that's true. Dolores, do you agree?

[Dolores]

I'm gonna agree.

[John Holmberg]

That's exactly right. He did, evidently, work for the government during prohibition. James Capone probably didn't last long.

[Byron]

James.

[Vince]

Vince.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Anthony, you can take the. Joe Biden and his friend Osama bin Laden. I don't know who you were doing with him. For the block. Yeah, take Biden. All right. Biden for the block. Hi, President Joe. How are you?

[Anthony]

Huh?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. It's your birthday. It is not your birthday. Every day is just a gift.

[Anthony]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[John Holmberg]

All right, President Biden. Until the 1972 Olympic Games in Munich, all gold medals were solid gold.

[Anthony]

That is not true.

[John Holmberg]

Kind of just asked the same question, Joe.

[Anthony]

They were made from.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. Blob. Lovely.

[Anthony]

They're made from that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Anthony]

Chill.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Obama. You want to help out a little bit over there?

[Anthony]

Well, clearly, that's not bad. That's not bad. My friend has no pulse right now.

[John Holmberg]

Or do you have any.

[Anthony]

That is true.

[John Holmberg]

You say that is true that until the 1972 Olympic Games, all gold medals were solid, pure gold until 72. Do you agree or disagree? I'm gonna disagree. Gonna disagree. What did you say? That is right. He got it. Yeah. He got. Zirkel gets the block. And now we got big trouble.

[Brett]

What are you damning about? We're doing all nine squares.

[John Holmberg]

Don't you start with me. You want to start puking this nonsense out? We're going to drain your ass.

[Anthony]

Fat on boy scout.

[John Holmberg]

Fat Elvis for the block. Dolores.

[Dolores]

Yes, please.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Fat Elvis. Hi. Fat Elvis died on this, well, yesterday in 1977, I believe. So. Happy anniversary. I guess.

[Brett]

Actually work. He died on the 16th.

[John Holmberg]

Close enough. Thank you.

[Anthony]

Thank you very much.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe. Maybe his birthday was the. What was August 8th?

[Brett]

January 8th.

[John Holmberg]

January. Wow. That was pretty good.

[Brett]

A couple months off.

[John Holmberg]

Look, he just wanted it.

[Anthony]

We don't keep track of that up here.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe he saw that we had craft services and he came down a week early. Fat Alvis. Makeup artists modeled Yoda after Austrian neurologist Sigmund Freud.

[Anthony]

Hey, man, what is a Yoda?

[John Holmberg]

A Yoda is always. You weren't super familiar with that because you were so high that last year there was a movie called Star wars and a little green fella called Yoda was in. But he wasn't in that one. He was in the next one. Which you wouldn't have seen.

[Anthony]

How's he taste?

[John Holmberg]

Man? That's some. Probably. Yeah. Like green chicken, which you're familiar with. He used to serve it at Pork.

[Anthony]

I love green chicken. It's got the wasabi on it. And you know what I do with the wasabi?

[John Holmberg]

You spread that delicious, clear wasabi.

[Anthony]

I'm gonna say that's true, baby.

[John Holmberg]

You say it's true.

[Anthony]

Hey, Dolores. We come back to Graceland live with the King.

[John Holmberg]

Okay? Yeah. Makeup artist Bonald Yoda after Sigmund Freud. He says that's true. Agree or disagree, Dolores?

[Dolores]

I am going to agree with Brady.

[John Holmberg]

That is incorrect. That is incorrect.

[Byron]

Award the square.

[John Holmberg]

We cannot give you the square because you have to earn it. So you can pick fat Elvis or we can move someone into that square for the block. Anthony. Choose fat Elvis. Are you gonna do fat Elvis all over?

[Anthony]

That's a good choice, Baby.

[John Holmberg]

Material. Don't touch him. Don't have a question for him. See, that's the issue here. I'll go down here. There you go. All Olympic medals were the same design until Montreal changed that in 1976. With a unique design. True or false?

[Anthony]

Well, I was part of that design, baby. I made it a peanut butter nanner sandwich.

[John Holmberg]

Right. The Montreal on a chain.

[Anthony]

It was delicious.

[Vince]

Like an uncrustable.

[John Holmberg]

They asked you in 76 to help out with the design of the medal.

[Anthony]

It's fabulous, baby. I'm gonna say that's. That's absolutely true.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. He says it's true that all the Olympic medals were the same until 1976 and then Montreal changed it. Agree or disagree? We'll go ahead and agree. That is a fact. Well done. We got another. Now that's a. Wait. Did he just win? I'm afraid that little Sebastian didn't fly out here for not. Dolores, would you like to take Little Sebastian for the secondary block?

[Dolores]

I would.

[John Holmberg]

That's much like Brady's arteries. There's a lot of blockage going on here on the square. Lil Sebastian, welcome to the show.

[Anthony]

Hello, John.

[John Holmberg]

What? What happened?

[Anthony]

Who the hell is that? Where'd he go?

[John Holmberg]

This is same dude riding with. Same dude riding with me yesterday.

[Anthony]

These are the people I'm talking about.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Same guy that I was golfing with yesterday.

[Anthony]

That's who.

[Byron]

Listen.

[Vince]

Sounds like drunk brady from like 15 years ago.

[John Holmberg]

Little Sebastian Maniscalco. I thought about it.

[Brett]

I had a Robert Kennedy.

[John Holmberg]

That thing. No, no, you would have Ted Kennedy.

[Brett]

And maybe Robert Kennedy would have been.

[Anthony]

All right.

[Vince]

Kennedy was the bear.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I almost Robert Kennedy and dropped him off on the side of the park. Little Sebastian, you got a big show coming up here on the 15th. Thanks for joining us. Your question is Ted Williams career batting average of.340.

[Anthony]

By the way, it's sold out.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. Okay, thanks. Thank you, guy. Anyway, Ted Williams career batting average of.344 is actually just the 12th best in major league history. Is that true or false? 344.

[Anthony]

344 is pretty good. You know, by the way, Dolores, you rhyme with one of my favorite names.

[Vince]

Don't say that.

[Anthony]

Do it. That wouldn't be. That wouldn't be. I'm gonna say. Listen, listen. What's your favorite name?

[John Holmberg]

I think your name rhymes with something special. I'm Little Sebastian. I'm not supposed.

[Anthony]

That answer is true.

[John Holmberg]

You think that's. You say that's true. Little Sebastian. That. It is. It is only the 12th best batting average in major league history. Dolores, do you agree or disagree with that?

[Dolores]

I'm gonna agree.

[John Holmberg]

Incorrect. It is. It is. It is the 6 6th best batting average, which is still lower than the final square. Just for fun, stop yelling at us. Later. Richard Sherman. It's not Richard Sherman. It wasn't Richard Sherman. He never played for the Falcons. Stop it. Stop talking, lady. And final square for you, Anthony. Former president, 45. Hopes to be 47. Donald Trump. Mr. Trump, welcome.

[Anthony]

Yes, it's great to be here.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, now there's Sebastian Trump. Sebastian, it's a blit. What is going on? All right, final one. In the early 1500s, there was a dancing plague that struck Europe, causing uncontrolled dancing in public. It was a plague of dancing, Mr. Trump.

[Anthony]

It was a terrible plague from China. Cause people to dance. I'm gonna say that's true.

[John Holmberg]

Safety dance. Chinese dance. Are you Saying everyone was Wang Chung.

[Anthony]

Ff. It's Footloose.

[John Holmberg]

All right. He's saying that's true, that there was a dance plague that struck us in the 1500s. Anthony, agree or disagree? Disagree. He disagrees. That is incorrect. Actually, it was a terrible dancing plague that took over the nation. Well, that should just about do it. I don't know what kind, but as organized as the strategy for tic tac toe was, was the Brady square. Yeah. Proudly did it.

[Anthony]

Sixteen squares all dovetailed together.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. All beautiful. Four to three o's. Nice job. We got something for you both. Very well done. Now, there you go, Brady, Is it out of your system now?

[Anthony]

Man, that was easy.

[John Holmberg]

I know.

[Anthony]

It's out.

[John Holmberg]

He's not wrong.

[Anthony]

It's out.

[John Holmberg]

Bob, Bob, it's all right. But I just want to make sure that you don't do this to yourself anymore with strangers. With me, it's fine to pretend to be little Sebastian. Somebody should have put you in a home yesterday. Although I do like him. We kind of like little Sebastian. Yeah.

[Vince]

Does Kirby know who Sebastian is?

[John Holmberg]

All right. Greg says all right. If in fairness, next week Brett's doing all the Italians. Brett doesn't. Doesn't. You don't. Yeah. He doesn't. Break him in. He's not flexing. Brady started flexing on it. Yeah.

[Anthony]

Try it, Brad. It's easy.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm sure. I like it. I actually enjoyed the. That's what the Internet sounds like to me. That's what all these impressions on the Internet sound like to me. Like, why do I try. There you go. I enjoyed that. I like that. Brady. Well done. Nice job. Way to step up. Those are yours. That's a trademark infringement.

[Vince]

But people said Bradalupe squares.

[John Holmberg]

The Bradalupe squares. I like that. The Bradalupe squares Heard on a podcast somewhere else. Yes, I like that.

[Brett]

Everyone knows this was the Feldman squares.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody text that.

[Vince]

How many times did he hit the microphone?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. How many mistakes were. There it is. Well, that was a little Feldman yesterday when I'm. And look, had he told me I'm gonna break out a little Sebastian sometime during the day, I wouldn't have been surprised. But just in the middle of a whole.

[Anthony]

What's going on with these people?

[John Holmberg]

What are you doing? Are you all right? I'm doing my little Sebastian impression. Why? Actually, it's just a little Sebastian for you. That's Lil Sebastian Sound like. It's like.

[Anthony]

That's how tiny baby looks like little Sebastian Maniscalco. I come from Chicago.

[John Holmberg]

It was pretty fun. All right, that's a enough. We've got to go.

[Brett]

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[Byron]

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[Brett]

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