09-01-25 - Bad Acting In The Bible - Jesus Needs Better Magic - Would Brady Smoke Weed w/Jesus BO

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness (09-01-25)

Episode Title: Bad Acting In The Bible - Jesus Needs Better Magic - Would Brady Smoke Weed w/Jesus BO
Date: September 1, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Mark, and others

Episode Overview

This episode features the usual irreverent banter of Holmberg and the crew as they riff on everything from mischievous holiday traditions to pop culture depictions of Jesus. The crew dives into the authenticity (or lack thereof) in TV portrayals of biblical stories, imagines what Jesus would be like with more charisma and stage presence, jokes about world religions and their calendars, and wraps up with a hilarious hypothetical: would you do drugs with certain celebrities — or even with Jesus himself?

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Mischief with Christmas Nativity Scenes

[01:41–04:36]

• Listener emails about a childhood game in Wisconsin called "Baby Jesus Hunting" where people would steal baby Jesus figures from outdoor nativity scenes at Christmas, then return them on Easter.
• The hosts reminisce about their own household traditions:
  • Mark kept baby Jesus hidden in a drawer until Christmas morning to be authentic.
  • Discussion about whether outdoor nativity scenes should include the baby ahead of Christmas.
• Notable Quote:
  • Holmberg, joking about the theatricality of nativity setups:

    "We're celebrating. It's not Christmas Day. There's no reason to put up the Nativity scene at all until like the day before with your realistic, you know, Daniel Day Lewis style of nativity scenery." — Holmberg (03:36)

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2. Bad Acting in The Bible TV Series & Jesus’ Lacking Charisma

[04:36–09:01]

• Holmberg and Brady rib a recent "Bible" TV series for its cheesy, wooden acting, especially the performance of the actor playing Jesus.
• They lampoon the portrayal: Jesus is too gloomy to have been a popular figure, and if he really could do miracles, he'd have wowed people — and possibly avoided execution.
• Notable Quotes:
  • "He's the worst actor I've ever seen. Chris Cornell is terrible... I mean, he is gorgeous. He's like the Brad Pitt." — Holmberg (04:52)
  • "If you're the king of kings, you can do all these miracles. I would have put on a hell of a show a lot better than that. All this subtle crap nonsense." — Holmberg (06:47)
• They theorize that if Jesus had more showmanship, today's religious iconography would be more fun:

  "We wouldn't have that, you know, sad crucifix thing. We'd have like a picture of Jesus around our neck doing cool things." — Brady (08:06)

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3. Why the World Uses the Christian Calendar

[09:01–11:01]

• Brady and Holmberg ponder why non-Christian cultures (Muslims, Buddhists, Jews, Asians) use “AD” years for business and international affairs.
• Theorizing about Roman power and Western global dominance leading to calendar adoption.
• Memorable Insight:
  • Holmberg attributes it to pragmatism:

    "For business, it's all business. Because we, you know, the Western came down. The business." (09:16)

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4. Comparing Religious Figures: Jesus vs. Buddha

[11:47–12:52]

• The crew jokes about Buddha’s image as a lucky symbol in casinos and on jeans, in contrast to Christianity’s solemnity.
• "I like that Buddha lost his job. He said, ah, forget it, I don’t care. I go sell jeans. He’s a lucky jeans guy." — Holmberg (12:00)
• Imagines a world where Jesus replaces Buddha in other cultures’ pop symbols.

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5. Festival Talk & Smoking Weed with Celebrities

[12:52–16:13]

• Discussion pivots to hypothetical festival plans, potential for legalized marijuana, and which celebrities would be fun to get high with.
• Holmberg isn’t a fan of weed—gets paranoid—but says he’d make an exception for certain iconic musicians (Cypress Hill, Snoop Dogg, Keith Richards, Paul McCartney).
• Notable Quotes:
  • "If Snoop Dogg's around, I'm smoking weed." — Holmberg (13:36)
  • "Would you get high with Paul McCartney?" — Holmberg (15:51)
• Brady jokes about how you’d have to say yes if "Jesus" offered you drugs, given the divine circumstances.

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6. The Ultimate Hypothetical: Would You Do Heroin with Jesus?

[19:00–20:29]

• Hilarious tangent about whether you’d refuse a hard drug if Jesus himself invited you as a test.
• Notable Exchange:
  • "You wouldn't do it if Jesus said, be a heroin?" — Holmberg (19:25)
  • "If Jesus said that? Yeah." — Mark (19:26)
  • "That was your test. You failed." — Brady (19:33)
• The bit escalates: if Jesus floated in on a cloud, offered you heroin, and promised lotto numbers—would you refuse?

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Memorable Moments & Quotes (with Timestamps)

• The Authentic Nativity Scene Debate (03:36):

  "It's not Christmas Day. There's no reason to put up the Nativity scene at all until like the day before with your realistic, you know, Daniel Day Lewis style of nativity scenery." — Holmberg

• On Cheesy Jesus Acting (04:52):

  "He's the worst actor I've ever seen... I mean, he is gorgeous. He's like the Brad Pitt." — Holmberg

• If Jesus Had More Stage Presence (06:47):

  "I would have put on a hell of a show... I've built the city of the future. This is a new car. You're going to love this stuff." — Holmberg

• Calendar Confusion and Global Business (09:16):

  "For business, it's all business." — Holmberg

• Comparing Buddha & Jesus in Pop Culture (12:00):

  "I like that Buddha lost his job... He's a lucky jeans guy." — Holmberg

• Celebrity Weed Hypotheticals (15:51):

  "Would you get high with Paul McCartney?" — Holmberg

• Would You Do Heroin if Jesus Asked? (19:25):

  "You wouldn't do it if Jesus said, be a heroin?" — Holmberg
  "If Jesus said that? Yeah." — Mark (19:26)
  "That was your test. You failed." — Brady (19:33)

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Episode Flow & Tone

• Highly conversational, irreverent, and comedic.
• The crew riff and escalate each other’s jokes, often turning philosophical or religious topics into absurd or pop-culture-infused hypotheticals.
• The episode veers quickly from lighthearted memories to satire on religious media, to stoner humor with playful what-if scenarios.

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Conclusion

This episode is a quintessential outing for "Holmberg's Morning Sickness": playful, sometimes pointed, and always pushing the boundaries between irreverent humor and cultural commentary. Whether they're debating the authenticity of nativity scenes, criticizing wooden TV portrayals of Jesus, or imagining doing drugs with famous musicians (or the son of God himself), the humor stays sharp and unexpected.

Transcript

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[Holmberg]

There's more of the best of Homburg's Morning sickness guy emails me I remember we were talking about the things we did to people's front yard, stealing gnomes and pinwheels and I'd mentioned that we had taken some from a yard ceramic deer, put them in someone else's yard in a decorative way and when the people were looking for their gnomes, their gnomes had moved down the street a couple houses so they had to knock on the door and say did you steal my gnomes? Or whatever. We hoped this guy one up that this is pretty awesome. Wanted to let you know a game we used to play back in Wisconsin around Christmas called Baby Jesus Hunting. A large group of us would go out and collect the baby Jesi from the people's Nativity scenes. We would write down the addresses on the baby Jesus, put them in our cars, and then on Easter morning we'd put it back.

[Brady]

I guess they would stick their scene out even without the baby Jesus.

[Holmberg]

Jesus. Oh yeah.

[Mark]

If you put it out there, you only put it out on Christmas morning.

[Brady]

Yeah. You don't really do for Easter, do you?

[Holmberg]

Oh, the Nativity scene.

[Mark]

Yeah, you leave them out.

[Holmberg]

That's what he's saying. You steal Jesus for Christmas. Be like, oh.

[Mark]

But he's saying when people put up on their Christmas, you don't fill the manger. You, you have the whole scene set up. They're just hanging out in the manger. And then on Christmas, because we used to put the one at our house, we put baby Jesus out on Christmas.

[Holmberg]

Morning so he stayed in the box.

[Mark]

Just like the tree, you know, the 25 days of Christmas.

[Brady]

So how would he return it on Easter? Like just put it like at their door.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, Jesus returns on Easter. Every Nativity scene I've ever seen in somebody's front yard, there's a Jesus in the manger.

[Mark]

I know. And I always thought, take him out of there until Christmas.

[Holmberg]

Really? So you just think that they sat.

[Brady]

There like doing authentic.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, just plastic things. And then Jesus is in a box in the garage for like two weeks. Then. That's just disrespectful.

[Brady]

He has like, you know, a week or two to, you know, perform for everyone.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, give him some time. I mean, we're celebrating. It's not Christmas Day. There's no reason to put up the Nativity scene at all until like the day before with your realistic, you know, Daniel Day Lewis style of nativity scenery.

[Brady]

Plus they, they probably didn't just stay there forever.

[Holmberg]

Something's going to happen.

[Mark]

The one we had in our front yard also, there was real people. They lived there for.

[Holmberg]

Oh, that's a little rough. And then they had to actually give birth. So. Yeah, we're about nine months out now. It's probably time to get your nativity.

[Mark]

Timing was a little off a couple years. We did some C sections.

[Holmberg]

No kidding. You, you guys used to wait on the baby Jesus?

[Mark]

Yeah. On the inside one in the house. Huh?

[Holmberg]

What'd you do with him in the meantime?

[Mark]

Hit him in a drawer.

[Holmberg]

Cuz he's in there.

[Mark]

We know he's in the drawer.

[Holmberg]

Right.

[Mark]

You don't touch that drawer.

[Holmberg]

Because it's not like baby Jesus, just matching.

[Mark]

Every now and then I, I'd peek in. There he is.

[Holmberg]

Jesus is It Showtime.

[Mark]

Soon you'll be in that.

[Holmberg]

Hello, Brady. Put me in my manger. I can't do it yet. Jesus not. Not born quite. You stay in the drawer.

[Brady]

Have you guys been watching the Bible?

[Holmberg]

I watched yesterday and I laughed hysterically.

[Mark]

It is so cheesy acting because it's awful and. Is this a new series or is.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah, it's a new series.

[Holmberg]

It's a big deal.

[Brady]

But now they're in the Jesus part where he's about to get crucified. And the guy playing Jesus is just.

[Holmberg]

He's the worst actor I've ever seen. Chris Cornell is terrible.

[Mark]

That's what I said to you.

[Holmberg]

I'm. He's gorgeous.

[Brady]

I mean, he is gorgeous. He's like the Brad Pitt.

[Mark]

Pretty blonde.

[Holmberg]

No, I think she's the dirty, curly dark haired girl, I think. But I was watching him tip the table.

[Mark]

Maybe that was Sarah.

[Brady]

Yeah. When he flipped the tables over because the money was there.

[Holmberg]

Call me a dog. And I'm doing.

[Brady]

He touched that one guy's chest.

[Holmberg]

They put the ear. Put the ear back on that dude. And he just stood there. I'm like, jesus, can you smile? Can you give me a giggle? Why is everything so down? This is our last meal together, friends. Kenny, come on. You're so down all the time. He wouldn't have had one friend if that's how he really was. Three of you would betray me. You know what? I'm gonna go to the bar. This dude is a downer. I like him. His message is nice and all that, but I've got to give all my money to poor people. And he's always telling me we suck. You'll deny me three times before the morrow.

[Mark]

But then he brought me around when he washed my feet. I mean, that was a big deal school.

[Holmberg]

He cured that dude's ear and the reaction.

[Mark]

And that soldier that got.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Got his ear chopped off when he lived by the sword to dive the sword. He chops like soldiers. And then he stops screaming so someone can deliver a line. Then he's back at it and Jesus touches him. And nobody's like. Nobody is converted at that moment. This dude's ears off. No, we still got to kill him. That was neat, though. I got to tell you, that Copperfield thing was pretty cool. But the acting in it is so bad. And Jesus is absolutely stunning.

[Mark]

They would testify on his behalf, the Roman soldiers.

[Brady]

Yeah. You think that they would kind of.

[Mark]

Ear. And it came back.

[Brady]

He brought a guy back to life.

[Holmberg]

I mean, touch the dude's chest, they.

[Mark]

Brought that into the. Into the trial and stuff. But. But this was all, you know, he was.

[Brady]

Why didn't you just perform? Just pilot and. Yeah, if I'm.

[Holmberg]

Look, if you're the king of kings, you can do all these miracles. I would have put on a hell of a show a lot better than that. All this subtle crap nonsense. And you know, if you're that worried about, you know, spare me, spare me all this stuff you to put on some thunderous stuff. I have built the city of the future. This is a new car. You're going to love this stuff. I've seen it all. I know everything that's going to happen. This guy's amazing. He might be a witch, but I think I'd rather follow the witch than the guy who's left us in the bread house that all we eat is this awful tortilla shell.

[Brady]

You want to make him the genie from.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah. Take a look over here. God, it's a new car. Kate Upton. Oh, I created it. Look, I don't know if I. I am following this one. God, do you have anything that's.

[Mark]

That's why I washed his hands. It's like, look, I can't put this guy away.

[Holmberg]

No, no, I'll give him to you guys. He still killed him, though.

[Mark]

You.

[Holmberg]

You put that guy, you know, on a stage. The whole point of it is that they made a mistake, right? That's the whole point of the things like he died. They didn't pull.

[Mark]

They didn't make a mistake.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, they did. They could have made him a show. He would have been the best entertainer of all time.

[Mark]

He could have had that option.

[Holmberg]

Welcome Jesus Christ. All right, everybody watch this and imagine.

[Brady]

We wouldn't have that, you know, sad crucifix thing. We'd have like a picture of Jesus around our neck doing cool things.

[Holmberg]

Will you cure us of disease, Jesus? Some of you. But watch this. This is a light bulb that's coming in about 1700 years. You're gonna love it. Oh, that's really neat. Do we get one? No, I'm just showing you this stuff from the future so you don't kill me. He was a showman.

[Mark]

Speed it up.

[Holmberg]

But you know why? It's cuz he was. He was kind of like, you know that one friend everybody has that they like, but he's not. He's got no personality. Again, he enjoys company, but he's got no personality. So he had no stage presence. Jesus had no stage presence. For you, that was the big.

[Brady]

Well, yeah, just in that Show. I'm not gonna say the real Jesus.

[Holmberg]

Oh, we don't know. The way they're presenting him. Yeah, the way they're presenting him.

[Mark]

To leave a story this long.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Somebody that cool with that many, you know, magical gifts should have been on stage somewhere. So he just. He didn't. He didn't Q score with the audience.

[Brady]

What I don't understand is why do, like, other religions go by our calendar, like 2013?

[Holmberg]

I wondered that about the Japanese, especially, because theirs was on thousands of years. Or the Asians.

[Brady]

Why does everybody, like, why do Buddhists? Why do Muslims? Why.

[Holmberg]

For business.

[Brady]

Why do even Jews do it? I mean, he was just a prophet to them.

[Holmberg]

For business, it's all business. It's all money. Because we, you know, the Western came down. The business.

[Mark]

The power, too. Because the Roman Empire is probably the. For a while. And then for. I think the. Early on, maybe the Chinese had something going on, a couple of their dynasties.

[Brady]

But so everybody just said, all right, we'll just make this zero.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Well, there was one. Who was it? August. One of the. Augustus decided, hey, my birthday. I want to add a day. Or was it a month?

[Holmberg]

I think that was before Jesus, though. I think that was BC time. They still had them.

[Mark]

It was, but he. But they changed calendar then.

[Holmberg]

But, like, the Chinese still celebrate their Chinese New Year. But I remember this now. We don't do it anymore. We still celebrate it. We'll go to Vegas and stuff. But we still have to go by Jesus time.

[Brady]

Yeah. Why do you. They're on Jesus time ad. Yep. Why would they use the ad after death?

[Holmberg]

Of what?

[Brady]

Who?

[Holmberg]

That guy? Yeah, that guy. I never liked him. I never went. He never went on stage. And he didn't give us any, like, memorable moments, really, as our culture seems.

[Brady]

Why is a Buddhist ad.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, it's a great point, Brady.

[Mark]

He just didn't have the impact that Jesus did.

[Holmberg]

Buddha. Buddha, yeah. He's selling lucky jeans.

[Mark]

He did smile, but I think people, again, were snobby and they're like, look, Jesus is a little more fit if it wasn't. That's true.

[Holmberg]

The thing I liked about Buddha is that he's still smiling. You know, he basically lost his job and he's still smiling.

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[Mark]

And they never. I don't think they put Is Buddha more of a prophet? I mean, of course other religions look at Jesus a prophet, sure. And Christianity look at.

[Brady]

But why is he the man? Like, even, even Jewish to me, like why. Why would you go by that?

[Holmberg]

Buddhism's even weirder than Jesus is out on both of them. But I like that Buddha lost his job. He said, ah, forget it, I don't care. I go sell jeans. He's a lucky jeans guy. He's a spokesman though. He had a job as the face of a company you imagine in other countries. We went over there and Jesus was on their lucky brand jeans. Oh, cool. Or you get to rub the Buddha. When you go into casinos and stuff. The aria has a big Buddha there. Everybody rubs it. It's like one with the Jesus. Rub the Jesus for luck. The last of Humber's morning sickness. That, my friends, is a concert Psych rock right now for you fest. Which I'm thinking if things go right in the next few days, we'll more than likely have a pot leaf in the poster. That's just a thought. Keep that in mind. It's not official, but the new bands we're looking to add to the Ufest could possibly.

[Brady]

Or is it getting legalized? Are we going the way of Colorado?

[Holmberg]

It's not going to get legalized before April.

[Mark]

It's going to be added spice.

[Holmberg]

But I'm under the assumption that will be a weed festival. If the cards fall the way they're looking, they may. I don't even smoke it, but man, will I go and watch that.

[Mark]

There'll be some glassy eyes.

[Brady]

You won't need to.

[Holmberg]

You know. I'll say that if this band that we're looking at gets on the bill and I'm backstage, I'm smoking weed with them. I will.

[Brady]

You have a chance.

[Holmberg]

If I have a chance to smoke weed with these guys, I'll do it. I don't even like it. I don't like, the way it makes me feel. I'm one of those paranoid weirdos. When I'm high, I'm nuts. I don't like it. I'll do it with them. Because that's.

[Brady]

It's like, if Snoop Dogg's around, I'm smoking weed.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. If Keith Richards is around, I'm gonna be like, you know what? When in Rome. Give me that needle. There's certain guys who just do what they do, and it's okay. You feel safe for some reason, because Keith Richards is 95 years old. I might throw it in your veins. All right. It's worked for you.

[Brady]

Well, Larry didn't make you feel safe?

[Holmberg]

No. Larry. I ended up in the hospital with Larry. No, I would do that with Cypress Hill. I mean, oops. We'll see. It's up in the air. It's a maybe. But how awesome would that be? God, that would be incredibly cool. Yeah. If Brielle was back there. I call him Brielle. We're tight. It's be real to you guys, but Brielle for me, because I can scram it together. You want some? I do. Which end? The omelette side.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Holmberg]

Getting high with the Hill, that would rule Snoop Dogg. There's a few other guys you'd do drugs with. I think your parents would be okay with it too.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

You know.

[Brady]

What about you, Brady? Anybody from, like.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. Is there any famous person that you'd be like, man? Snoop Dogg.

[Brady]

Luther Campbell.

[Mark]

Hey, player.

[Brady]

Hey.

[Holmberg]

Wants to get you stoned to the bee. Jesus. Just the two of you hanging out in this Cadillac. Like you and Larry King or. I bet you Larry King smoked with him. Sure. I'll take some of that. Snoop Dogg.

[Mark]

What are you smoking now?

[Holmberg]

Oh, rainbows and unicorns. We'll be right back.

[Brady]

If one of the Doobie Brothers offered it up.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. If hall and Oates were baking up. You know, I got one.

[Mark]

Think about it. Who?

[Holmberg]

Hall and Oats. Right there they are. Just got done doing Man Eater and Daryl's big old house. You're over there. Darrell has the show live from Darrell's house, which is music and cooking. He makes pot brownies. Do you eat pot brownies with the hero Daryl Hall?

[Mark]

I think about it.

[Holmberg]

That's not the question. Of course I'm asking you to think about it and then give me an answer. My answer is, would you get high with Daryl Hall? No, you would not.

[Brady]

Lame.

[Holmberg]

There is. Okay. What about, like, Paul McCartney? He's a notorious Beatty. There's a Beatles. One of the Beatles, Right. He made you some booties.

[Mark]

That'd be tough to turn down.

[Holmberg]

You would get high with Paul McCartney. Really?

[Brady]

Jeez.

[Holmberg]

What are you afraid of happening if you. If you do it? Becoming dying Reefer madness.

[Mark]

My brother waking me up again. Where are the breakfast rolls?

[Holmberg]

Yeah, but that's. But nothing bad happened.

[Mark]

Happened. I felt horrible.

[Holmberg]

You were.

[Mark]

Because he was mad at me.

[Holmberg]

Because you ate all the breakfast.

[Mark]

Because it wasn't Paul McCartney that I bowed down. It was Mark Sager.

[Holmberg]

All right, but that's my point exactly.

[Brady]

If you're doing Mark Sager.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. Why wouldn't you do it?

[Mark]

That's why I'm saying, do I reprise that let down again?

[Holmberg]

So it's more. Again, back to food. The breakfast rolls were missing and you angered him.

[Mark]

And then my brother was disappointed because my brother passed on it. It was around a campfire through couple of guys around there.

[Holmberg]

But you were like 11, so it's all right. You were disappointed then you're. You're a 50 year old man, for God's sake.

[Mark]

Yeah. And now I still don't want to disappoint my brother.

[Holmberg]

What if your brother and you were there and your brother's like, I'm getting high with Paul McCartney.

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[Mark]

Then I'm in.

[Holmberg]

You would do it. So it's up to your. So, yeah, so if your brother.

[Mark]

I'll call my brother. Hey, how about this? I got Sir Paul over here.

[Holmberg]

No Paul McCartney. Tom comes by and he goes, hey, I've just found out I love weed. Want to smoke with me? Would you smoke with your brother?

[Mark]

I would shake him.

[Holmberg]

Would you do it? No, he.

[Mark]

Probably not.

[Holmberg]

I'm kidding.

[Brady]

You know, gotta have the celebrity.

[Mark]

Although it would be better on the. You know, even that time when we had Ralphie there and those breaststrips, which was the easier way to do it.

[Brady]

Rather than, you're lucky you didn't do that.

[Holmberg]

Horrible mess. His THC breast strips were. I feel like I hit in the head with a wrecking ball in like two seconds.

[Mark]

That's what happened there.

[Holmberg]

But I'm no good at it because.

[Mark]

Now you're assuming that, you know, you're gonna have a similar experience.

[Holmberg]

Plus I didn't like it that you.

[Mark]

Did with Snoop or whoever.

[Holmberg]

But I didn't want it with Ralphie. I didn't want to be high with Ralphie. Ralphie offered. It says, real mellow. Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

He lied to him.

[Holmberg]

Real mellow. There's nothing to it. I'm like, oh. He's like, it's demon and it's just a breaststrip.

[Mark]

Yeah, it's totally breaststrip.

[Holmberg]

Real mellow.

[Mark]

You'll be all right.

[Holmberg]

Put it in my tongue. I'm like, okay.

[Mark]

Day, Day.

[Holmberg]

For like eight hours, I couldn't see straight.

[Brady]

It was horrible.

[Holmberg]

It was awful.

[Mark]

I had fun. I mean, watching us.

[Holmberg]

But yeah, I mean, that's Ralphie May. That's not celebrity. And that was something I wouldn't have normally done. He said it was a mellow breath strip. Yeah.

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Tripping over us for the whole first half of the game.

[Mark]

It was. I going to the, Going to the snacks. Yeah, that was funny. It was more funnier than 10 hot dogs.

[Holmberg]

Cypress Hill, Snoop Dogg, Paul McCartney, Stones, heroin. There's a few guys out there I'd, you know, partake with, but I don't like it. I don't, I don't, you know, it doesn't make me feel in control, so I lose it. But those guys, it would be like, all right, this is okay, Ralphie.

[Mark]

Sabotage. You know, when you get into heroin or something like that, I don't care who it is. I, I, I just don't want to.

[Brady]

Cross that about Jesus.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. What if Jesus did to me?

[Mark]

You know, I have a little more tolerance on, you know, the drink. Like, if it was a shot or something, sure could maybe do that. Or, you know, entertain.

[Holmberg]

Everybody's doing it. Brady.

[Mark]

If he came in and said, I want. Yeah, I'm in.

[Holmberg]

I want you to shoot heroin into your veins.

[Brady]

Brady's in with Jesus.

[Holmberg]

You wouldn't do it if Jesus said, be a heroine.

[Mark]

If Jesus said that? Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Like, what are you crazy? Get out of here.

[Brady]

That was your test.

[Holmberg]

You failed.

[Mark]

I'd have a couple of questions. You know why?

[Holmberg]

Because I said it's a little arrogant. Because I said, who answers to that? No, get out of here. This is when you show up to make me a heroin addict. I mean, like the winning lottery numbers. First you can't say, oh, it's pretty obvious. If he's floating around and he's telling, you know, and the harps are happening.

[Mark]

Hey, look, that was happening. Gary.

[Holmberg]

Really? Jesus? Yes. What proof do you need?

[Brady]

Flies in on a cloud.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, come on. That's pretty obvious. And if it's not, this is a test. It's still a pretty awesome situation you got. You do that heroin. That terrestrial being is trying to help you out.

[Brady]

Yeah, I'm not going to argue with him. He's flying on a cloud.

[Holmberg]

When you do the heroine, you'll be given all the lotto numbers. It's your choice.

[Mark]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Holmberg]

No membership fee.

[Mark]

I have heard enough of this.