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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
09-01-25 - Entertainment Drill - MIX - 5x - Ass Hobgobllins - Jackee - Bells Palsy - Lemmy/Halford Tour - Muppet Shootout BO
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It's brought to you by our friends@reactdefense.com calm the home tactical Black Self Defense Training. If you want to get out there and start training for the future, well then you should do it. You got kids going off to college. That's a big one. Right now a friend of mine again, and I'm at that age where friends all have kids going to college, worried about his daughter, worried about this. I'm like, you know what you need to do before you send her off is get her some training. Get her in there, have some confidence. I talked to Fitz about it on breakfast, and he. He was talking about he met a guy who had been in the can, and he said, all those dudes do are trained to fight in the streets when they get out. And he goes, and it is real, man. It's real. And it doesn't mean you're gonna be invincible. It just means that you'll have some confidence before, you know, bad things can happen. Right now, you got nothing. At least get something put in your back pocket and they'll teach you the proper ways to do it. It's scary when you think about that those guys that go to jail, that they're there for a year and the only thing to do is to train how to be a worse person when they come out. And a lot of them do that. You don't want to get tangled up with those types. So put something in your back pocket, get a little confidence. Start becoming a sheepdog. Stop being a sheep. They teach it and they teach it fast. Reactdefense.com. you start today, you'll be blown away by what you will be tomorrow. It's the home of tactical Black, the last of homeless morning sickness. Tim Gunn is the guy from Project Runway. He's openly gay. He was on the daytime show yesterday, ABC's daytime show the Revolution, and he admitted that he hasn't leapfrogged with another man in 29 years. Hasn't seen a sausage for almost three decades. And is he gay still? Yeah. I don't know. Can you still be gay if you haven't? Cobwebs. A lot of cobwebs. Trying to jump over a dude and you can't do it. Just says he's. He was scared back when the whole thing. His butthole gets cobwebs. It still functions. Might be dusty. Mine doesn't have cobwebs. And I'm not gay. I haven't leapfrogged with a man. Yeah, he cleans it. Maybe in the taint area that webs up. Yeah. Get wet. Is that what your partner's supposed to do? Maintain that area, Clean that? Yeah. Oh, Timmy's. You've got some cobbies. Don't ever make that noise again. Got him. Stop. Check me for commies. Look who's the feather duster. I'm a feather duster. You've got hobbies. What's wrong with you? Stop it. All right, all right, all right. Good enough. Moving on. So dirty. It's been like 30 years down here. That is a lot of cowboy. It's cobby all the way down your thighs. You're like spider. I haven't been with a man for 29 years. Oh, my God. I'm like a Hoover down there. Watch this. Copies. You'll be excited for this, John, because we're so mature to assume that cobwebs grow in a man's hands. Go ahead. I said explaining for the people. Like, what's he doing that? Sorry. Go ahead. It'd be more like a safety net for trapeze artists. Cobwebs don't have the same structure as a very strong. They're not as strong as spider webs, dust bundles. They're hobgoblins. Don't teach the kids that there's no such thing as a hobgoblin. They get in your pipe. They're cobblers. Some guy talking about hobgoblins getting in your pipes. So another 30 years, if they stay like that, he'll have hobgoblins growing out of it. Yeah. They can get in your pipes. Yeah. Oh, hobgoblin. He has to eat the hobgoblins. You can't just discard a hobgoblin, have that running around your house. We are hobgoblins and pipes. Yeah. It causes a backup. And his pipes. And Tim Gunn's pipes. Sure. Yeah. I don't have hobgoblins down there. I want a doctor to tell me that. I think I've got hemorrhoids, dog. And they're like, oh, no, you've got a horrible case of the hobgoblins. Jack K. Fell and hurt her back on a TV set. I don't know where it happened. She's okay. What year did that happen? Yesterday. Oh. Why is she on the TV set? It's easy. You can do it. Try it at home. Oh, maybe I'm coming upstairs. How you doing? See, it's pretty close. Eric's trying. It's like a black Jewish girl kind of. Kind of. It's. It's almost like the nerd kid on that Family Guy. Urkel. No, I can't remember one which one it is. I think it's Family Guy. Yeah, it's kind of only. Just gotta start every sentence. Maybe. Maybe. I'm coming upstairs. You're going places. Follow me. I hope she gets famous again. I've been working on that one for years. Maybe she made a whole career out of that. I just picture some guy in Hollywood listening to your Jackie impression This guy's amazing. Back in Phoenix, he does Jack. Hey, we don't even need her anymore. I don't care what he looks like. Lock him up. Get him for the 227 reunion. Still alive. John, the guys from Colt 45 would like you to. It would be like if Jack. 15 minutes of comedy. If Jack a Harry left 227 and they replaced her with me. But they kept it the same. Act like, you know, it's like the Darrens on Bewitched. They act like it never changed. I'm just Jack A. Oh, Mary. Oh, Jackie, you crazy? I'm coming upstairs. They paint you black and give you a long fingernail. Yep. Still bald, though. Oh, maybe the chemo is working. Please. Welcome to the Apollo. I'm coming upstairs. Rub the log. Oh, maybe I used to. Yeah. Oh. Boost. Carney Wilson has a medical condition. Ah. Is it. Is it fatitis? I know. You think? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of is diabetes. Bell's palsy. Oh, geez. Shaped like a bell, that's where. It's a new form where your body is shaped exactly like a bell. She's treating with some acupuncture. That'll work. Wait. She just got screwed over. Oh. Not only are you fat, but. Here, let me define your face. When you try to talk. Your sister's smoking. You've got all the bad genes. So are you feeling all right? Yeah. Still hot. Skinny. Everything's good. How about you? Oh, my face is sliding off now. Doctors thought it was excessive face weight. Turns out it's an actual illness. Man, poor her. I'm okay. Had half her belly ripped out too, to get skinny, and that didn't take.
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You'Ll be happy to know that six people have been arrested in the shooting up of Walk a Flock of Flames bus. Oh, good. Wonderful. So they can get the people who shot up Walk a Flock of Flames bus. But still nobody for Tupac's murder. On the sun on the strip of Vegas. And they figured out the men were all going after Waka Flockas Bling. Evidently, Waka Flocka walks around with a 1.2 million dollar. Please, we need to know our Walker Flocka News necklace. And that's what they wanted. Makes enough money to already have a necklace worth that much. Flock has been around since the 70s, man. Really? Yes. I thought he was a new Kermit's partner for years. And Waka Flockas made a lot of money. He's been in a lot of movies. He was in that great Muppet caper. He was fantastic. He was the guy who found the diamonds. I forgot about all that. He was a comedian, also a stand up comic, man. Walk a Flocka Flock of Flames Tour bus has 2010 rounds in the bus street cred. Yeah, you leave that. You leave the bullet holes in your rapping. If you're a rapper and you're struggling to make it, go fire a couple of rounds into your car. Well, you'll start. You'll get a great deal. Be ready to receive lead back. Because they fired back. Yeah, that's like the bus in the gauntlet. Did they really? Yes. Oh, yeah. No. Waka Flocka defended the fort. The windows open. There's like cannonball. We're under attack. Waka Flocka fire back. Waka Flocka Flocka. Hey, you guys just all wacky characters. It's the Muppets. I believe he has a man in his sight. Good news, Judas Priest fans. They've announced a farewell tour. John just unloaded in his pants, John. John Gordon just dropped in his pants. Go get him some diapies. After storming the world for nearly four years, 40 years. And taking their very special brand of heavy metal to all four corners of the planet. Judas Priest, one of the most influential heavy metal bands of all time. When the show's over, you'll hear kind of faintly in the background, farewell, you gods of rock. I'll meet you at the Mother Sizzler, baby. And that'll be our own John Gordon. For now, all the summer shows in Europe have been announced. Maybe this is my opportunity to go to Amsterdam. There you go. You had your chance. He asked you to go to the cock ring with him. I'll go, man. Here. I don't give an F here. It's great chicken. You don't give an F. Word to that man. Halford would immediately regret that. Hello, little one. We ready to go? Yeah, let's hit that cock ring here. They get great chicken. Yeah, it'll be. What do you want to do? We'll get some to eat. Yeah, I want to get something to eat. A tube steak. Oh, wow. You're gonna eat different than me all weekend, aren't you? He'd do his wiener schnitzel joke and then that way. Francis need a little wiener schnitzel here, huh? Anyway. Vaseline. Anyway, you go have anal sex. I'm gonna go tour for restaurants. Meet back here at five. Yeah. Wash your fingers. We're going to eat. We're gonna go eat it. Keep those hands clean. Whoa, whoa. No touchy. I want to eat Coli from your love. Maybe a Lemmy from Motorhead would show up. Oh, boy. No, I don't want a chili dog. Three skill, honey. Brody. Brody. Ask him. Ask him. Rob, we were thinking, would you enjoy a chilli dog as you vexed him? Watch his face. I love chili dog. He wants to crap on your chest. And you said yes. What else do you want to do to Atlanta? Dig it, wimmy. Ride down the slider. And it makes you gay for saying yes. Now that's a reality show. Yeah, that'd be a blast. Ask him, Brady. Ask him. You ever been to the Alaskan pipeline? No. Ask him. Would you like to go? Sure. Got you. He wants to freeze a poop and use it as a sex toy. You're gay for saying yes. Let me and Rob playing tricks on Brady across Europe. Do you like shortcake? Ask him. I know what a blumpkin is. No, we'll get you. With the next thing, they'd spike his water. Just constantly raping Brady across. How many euros you got? €30, says Brady. Leap. This because he thinks it's some sort of German chocolate. But it's not. He's this male's kid. The blood makes it look like German chocolate. Brady, they cooked this in a Dutch oven. I don't hang out with you guys anymore. I'm tired of getting raped. Okay, let me. Rob and Brady touring Europe. Tell you that's a fun show, though. It is. It happened last night. If you're there. Yeah. I didn't know that. If I'd have known about it, I wouldn't have gone. But it would have been great. I've never been. I've never been and I know it's Awesome. I have not been to that show, but it is incredible. Any good movies lately, Brady? Anything new that you haven't been to? Yeah, there's a Avatar. Great stuff. Some of the scenes in it will make you just. I mean, phenomenal. It'll make you Avatar when you see this. James Cameron's Avatar. Has that been done yet? Because if not, we're putting some blue paint on your downy ass and we're putting you on the camera. It's Avatar. Touchdown is Avatar. Fly me down the cliff. The only problem? You're handicapped and you can walk again. But the only problem with the surgery is it makes you so. Your avatar is a little bit slow. You're extremely strong. Why is that fun? Just a bunch of mentals running around fighting in blue paint. It's like the blue man group at some sort of special needs camp. There you go. That'll do it. That was a good movie. Awesome. You have stumbled into a couple of gems there. Oh, Jeremy kill for me. I don't know. He found. He's a. He's a big bus. He's a Sesame Street. He's not an office. Oh, and up until kids became huge pusscakes, he was just imaginary. When there's a shooting going on, he might show up. He's the real deal when they're shooting. Hello, bird. Eat lead. He is bad as hell. There's a big old weapon in that hose. He's like the wolf you just met. The baddest mother oh. In town. They should make that into a movie. Snuffy. Snuffy. He's had enoughy. Thank you. Thank you very much. My marketing genius. Let's get the hell out of here before more puppets start killing people. Although I'd watch that Muppet movie if there was a lot more blood. Revenge me. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this. Shall you PJ.