09-01-25 - The Otter Pop Sex Show - 6 Callers Give Advice On Their Odd Sex Toys BO

Summary

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Episode Overview

Title: The Otter Pop Sex Show – 6 Callers Give Advice On Their Odd Sex Toys
Date: September 1, 2025
Host: John Holmberg (with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo)
Podcast: Holmberg's Morning Sickness, 98KUPD, Arizona

Main Theme:
A hilarious, candid, and deeply irreverent segment where Holmberg and crew open up the lines to callers sharing their weirdest sex toy stories—most of which (improvisationally) involve common household or childhood items. The spontaneous discussion snowballs into a parade of outrageous anecdotes about unconventional sexual experimentation, with listeners and hosts riffing and joking throughout.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Origin: Otter Pops as Sex Toys

• [01:58] Sarah Calls In:
  • Premise: Sarah confesses to using Otter Pops (frozen ice treats for kids) as sex toys, kicking off the whole conversation.
  • Holmberg and the crew are both amused and fascinated, with Holmberg jokingly sexualizing the Otter Pop mascot.
  • Quote (Sarah, 02:17): “Those were just disguised sex toys.”
  • Sarah also reveals using cucumbers and candles instead of men because "they’re just so much maintenance" (02:45).
  • Quote (Holmberg, 02:49): “There’s a lot of cleanup, too.”
  • Humor: Ongoing jokes about Sarah’s “hotness,” her weight, bra size, and cheeky requests to demonstrate her “trick” (03:28).

2. Weirdest Items and Food Play

• [06:01] Tanya Calls In:
  • Shares that while she hasn’t done the Otter Pop thing, a guy she knew put wild cherry Lifesavers in his girlfriend and 'ate them out' (06:12).
  • Moves on to bananas, Jello, and fudge as sexual food play.
  • Discussion: The hosts debate safety and practicality; caution against things getting “lost” and winding up at the doctor’s office.
  • Tanya admits to preferring “just her husband” (07:18).

3. Male Callers Weigh In: Power Tools & More

• [08:00] Robert Calls In:
  • Tells of girls using Bomb Pops attached to cordless drills for vibrational pleasure (08:00).
  • Quote (Robert, 08:07): “We used to put those on a cordless drill.”
  • Holmberg riffs: “I guess in his case it’s the strap-on tools department because he’s not using them to build anything” (08:14).
• [09:57] Gene Calls In:
  • Recommends a mini Maglite flashlight for illuminating the inside during sex (09:57).
  • Quote (Gene, 10:00): “You ain’t ever seen one until you’ve seen it lit up from the inside.”

4. Theories About Men, Women, and Inanimate Objects

• [11:00+] Holmberg claims it’s men’s “caveman instinct” to “fill her holes,” even putting fingers in ears or noses.
  • Riffs on how anything can be sexualized for men: “Why do you think gang bangs are so successful?” (12:44).
• [12:12] “We want women to be workbenches. That’s the goal. Lay them out.” (Holmberg, 08:14).

5. Generational Bonding (or Not): Father/Daughter Listener

• [14:41] Kim Calls In:
  • Tells a story of her dad driving her home, becoming a fan due to the day’s wild topic.
  • Joke: Holmberg teases about bringing “Otter Pops and a card” to dad's girlfriend; cautions against going "ghetto" with drills (15:30).

6. Men & Household Objects

• [16:12] Mullet Mike Calls In:
  • Admits men use anything available to pleasure themselves, including pool cleaners and hoses (16:12).
  • Hosts joke about the notorious “pool jet” experience, the legendary “vacuum cleaner guy,” and a weightlifter getting stuck in a 25-pound plate.

7. Final Round of Unique Sex Toy Stories

• [20:12] Julie Calls In:
  • Recommends Pop Rocks as a bedroom enhancer—“You put those in your mouth before you put it in your mouth, and it just adds a little extra tingle” (20:18).
  • “I want the guy’s number with the drill!” (Julie, 20:42).
• The group riffs on failed experiments—conveyor belts, belt sanders, and tales from emergency rooms involving stuck objects.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Sarah on men vs. Otter Pops:
  “I’ve done that. And they’re just so much maintenance.” (Caller Sarah, 02:45)

• Holmberg on sex toy improvisation:
  “Any spontaneous convers like this that erupt, I’m for. We got every once, like, three or four months. I really, really am proud that I’m part of this show.” (Holmberg, 05:55)

• Robert on tool use:
  “We used to put those on a cordless drill.” (Caller Robert, 08:07)

• Gene on Maglite fun:
  “You ain’t ever seen one until you’ve seen it lit up from the inside.” (Caller Gene, 10:00)

• Holmberg pseudo-psychoanalysis:
  “A man’s job when he’s got a girl with him consistently is to fill her hole. Because... that’s the only thing that stuck around from the cave days.” (Holmberg, 11:00+)

• Mullet Mike on pool equipment:
  “I’ve even got buddies who, while they’re in their swimming pool, have unplugged the cleaner and stuck it in the hose while the equipment was running.” (Caller Mullet Mike, 16:19)

• Julie’s enhancement tip:
  “You put those [Pop Rocks] in your mouth before you put it in your mouth, and it just adds a little extra tingle.” (Caller Julie, 20:18)

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Additional Highlights & Humor

• The universality: Everyone, regardless of gender, has stories or knows urban legends about sexual experimentation with non-traditional objects.
• The hosts keep things light, absurd, and always just a bit over the edge—never missing a chance for a risqué joke, callback, or double entendre.
• Running gags about Otter Pops become intertwined with literal Otter Pop consumption in the studio, even joking about dying with an Otter Pop in hand (19:45).
• Frequent audience engagement (call-ins) shows how the topic struck a chord—infectiously irreverent, open, and funny.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:53 – Sarah’s Otter Pop revelation
• 06:01 – Tanya’s food-play stories (Lifesavers, bananas, Jello)
• 08:00 – Robert’s Bomb Pop on a drill
• 09:57 – Gene’s Maglite illumination tip
• 12:44 – Host musings on “filling holes” and group sex
• 14:41 – Kim brings her dad into the show (family bonding?)
• 16:12 – Mullet Mike’s pool cleaner confessions
• 20:12 – Julie’s Pop Rocks tip

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Conclusion

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness turns caller confessions about DIY sex toys into a raucous, freewheeling conversation about sexuality, resourcefulness, and human nature—all filtered through the show’s signature brand of crass hilarity. What begins with frozen treats, drills, and food, ends up as a testament to the endless creativity (and insanity) of human sexual invention, all served up with zero shame and nonstop laughs.

Transcript

[Holmberg]

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[Caller]

Hi.

[Holmberg]

Hi. What's your name?

[Caller]

Sarah.

[Holmberg]

Okay. All right, Sarah. She's hot. I was just gonna say this is a smoking hot girl. All right, Sarah, you were talking about otter Pops that got you all riled up and you started talking about masturbating with them with Brady on the phone. We had to put you on there. What are you talking about? Very hot.

[Caller]

Well, you know how Beau was talking about the ones that you break in half?

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Those Never were meant to be eaten.

[Holmberg]

What do you mean? You use them for other purposes. The one with the little kid licking the thing in the front, the box. Those were just disguised sex toys.

[Caller]

Yes, they were.

[Holmberg]

Shut up. Now you use these. What other things have you used for sex toys in your life? Cucumbers, candles. Candles? Really? Really? Whoa. Why? Why not just go find a man?

[Caller]

Well, I've done that. And they're just so much maintenance.

[Holmberg]

That's true. She just sticks to the otter box. I gotta give her that one. That's true. There's a lot of cleanup, too.

[Caller]

Cost a lot.

[Holmberg]

And, you know, they're dirty.

[Caller]

They're expensive. Expensive. And if you don't get one that's trained, it's just a big hassle.

[Holmberg]

There you go. So you just break Otter Pops in two and go to town?

[Caller]

Damn right.

[Holmberg]

And don't they melt really, really fast?

[Caller]

Kind of, sort of. That's why you have a supply.

[Holmberg]

What do you weigh?

[Caller]

135.

[Holmberg]

And you're what, 4ft, 2? 3? She's hot.

[Caller]

5, 6.

[Holmberg]

5, 6. 135. But in girl weight, that's about 150. She's. She's. True.

[Caller]

Okay, if you say so.

[Holmberg]

Is it true? What's your rack?

[Caller]

If you say so.

[Holmberg]

What's your rack?

[Caller]

34C.

[Holmberg]

Would you be willing. Would you be willing to buy some Otter Pops and come show us your. How you do this? Show us your trick.

[Caller]

No, I actually have a real job that I have to get to right now.

[Holmberg]

Well, not today. I'm not even talking about on the radio. We just want to see your trick. I just want to see how to do this. It's kind of like, yes, you will. It's like stupid, horny woman tricks. I guarantee you, you'll think about it, but not half as much as we will, right? Yeah.

[Caller]

All right, well, I have to go, guys.

[Holmberg]

All right, Sarah. Well, good luck to you and happy humping the frozen goods. I've got some Otter Pops over at the house if you want to stop by later. Okay, I'll do that.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Holmberg]

I wonder if Sarah goes to the Renaissance festival and get. Makes a wax hand. Makes the wax hand with the finger up in the air. Ooh, Renaissance finger. I like it. It's gross. Sarah, quit that. It's melting. Sexy. I don't know if there's something hot about women using just exotic things for. Because everything's hot when it comes to women using anything. Oh, I backed a Hyundai into it. It's that big? Yeah, it's that big. I Had a German shepherd's head in my box last night. Sure. When he barks, I go insane. Oh, that's so hot. Oh, my God. You just back that up here. What is that, a V8? Rev the engine. Just shove that in here. Oh. The hottest thing I've ever seen in my life. Why else would the Internet be popular? When you see the bald guy from Germany jamming his head in that lady, everybody's got that on their Internet. And there's a passed it on. Honey, have you seen my weed whip anywhere? Yeah, she's got a Briggs and Stratton brew in that. Women putting anything near there is hot. That's why women riding a bicycle is, like, the coolest thing in the world. Very true. Women on motorcycles, hot. Why? Because they're spread open and you think, oh, yeah. And an old guy looks at a girl on a motorcycle and says, she's enjoying the ride.

[Caller]

She.

[Holmberg]

She likes the vibrations. That's what we all think. They're all getting off because that's what we'd be doing. They are sick. But Otter Pops, really? Children's stuff. Isn't that like taking a Barbie and doing nasty things to it? I'm sure that we could. If we ask for it, it will happen. Barbies are hot, too. Not rapping. Why would you say that? He likes the newbie and Barbie more. The last of homeless morning sickness. I didn't expect for this to happen from the conversation, but I am. God bless this show. I am all for it. Any spontaneous convers like this that erupt, I'm four. We've got every once, like, three or four months. I really, really am proud that I'm part of this show. And today is one of those days. Today is one for me. We mentioned the Otter Pops. The girl calls up, says she fiddles herself with them. And then we get. Now we're starting to get like, oh, that's nothing kind of stuff. Like I told you, we got another girl in the line here. Hi there. Who is this?

[Caller]

This is Tanya.

[Holmberg]

Tanya, how are you?

[Caller]

Good.

[Holmberg]

Now, have you ever done the Otter Pop thing?

[Caller]

No, I have not.

[Holmberg]

No. Now, what do you use?

[Caller]

Well, now I said, I used to know a guy who brought us Otter Pops.

[Holmberg]

We just got a delivery of Otter Pops. I'm not kidding. Okay, I'm sorry.

[Caller]

Tony, who said he used to stick wild cherry lifesavers in his girlfriend and then lick them out.

[Holmberg]

That's not safe. I also know a guy who used to use a banana. This is a great story. He used to use bananas and like, kind of put it in there and then kind of eat it up. Thank you, Mark Randall giving us Otter Pops. Here's one for you and you and one for me. And I'm gonna eat this one. And then so he puts a banana in there and he starts going, well, they used to use, like, they got kind of cute with fudge and all sorts of stuff like lifesavers. And then he'd have sex with her, and the next thing you know, she's at the doctor. Same thing Brady gives people for putting food too far way up there. Yeah, so you got to be careful with those lifesavers. They could slip up and the next thing you know, you're giving birth to a little cherry flavored baby.

[Caller]

Yeah, I've also heard of sex in Jello.

[Holmberg]

Sex in Jello.

[Caller]

In Jello.

[Holmberg]

See, people with this jello fascination. I don't get. How much Jello do you have to prepare? I don't know.

[Caller]

I think it would take a while, though.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm kind of into the idea of jello wrestling. Yeah, but you've got to have fun. It might be fun Jello, but it.

[Caller]

Would be really fun.

[Holmberg]

That's what the woman's for, John. That's true. It would be fun. So what's your favorite thing to use besides a man or your hands?

[Caller]

Oh, actually, I just use my husband.

[Holmberg]

Is that right? Yeah, his nickname's Lifesavers. You could have him just strap him over his penis like some sort of. What are they? Like the thing that holds the lifesavers on a boat?

[Caller]

Sure, sure. He wouldn't mind, I don't think.

[Holmberg]

Just put him right over the edge. Because I've heard about your husband. It's no big deal.

[Caller]

No, actually, it is.

[Holmberg]

No, really. Well, that's enough of you. Thank you very much. You've almost ruined my morning. Good work. Sorry to give us a softy. Lifesavers. Not as exotic as. But that's. She just calls us and says candles. Oh, Lifesavers. Yeah, I use that bit like it's nothing. Put them in there and chow down. You could turn them into a Pez dispenser, too. And by the way, ladies, when a guy wants.

[Caller]

Yes.

[Holmberg]

Nice work, Brady. Let's get the visual on that. That was well done. Wow, that threw me. I wasn't expecting that at all. The last of Homer's morning sickness. The Otter Pops are flowing. It's awesome. I love the Otter Pops stain. There it is. Best Friday ever. This is the greatest. We're talking about masturbation. We have Otter pops. I know. I'm thinking about maybe just throwing it down right now. Please. Although now we've discovered that the men have an opinion. It's okay. When the women call with this kind of topic kind of spontaneously happens, but now guys are calling up either. Who's this? Hey, this is Robert. Robert, what is your take on this whole deal? Oh, well, we used to have some girls come over to the house and we used to use those bomb pops. The red, white and blue ones with the ridges. Yeah. The ridge when they come to a point at the end. Yeah. We used to put those on a cordless drill. Nice. Wow. That rules. Yeah. And now I got me a hammer drill. You just spend your time at, like the snap on tools department, looking around, going. Yeah. What year is your Camaro, sir? Yeah, actually, I don't have a Camaro. I guess in his case it's the strap on tools department because he's not using them to build anything. Very well done, man. That's. I'm gonna have to give that a go. Yeah, he's gonna try the post hole digger next. See that guy with his hands upside down? Nice job, man. Good luck to you and your. Your construction. You said it great a second ago, John, that we're looking for one we can treat as a workbench. Yeah. We want women to be workbenches. That's the goal. Lay them out. Hi there. Who's this? This is Gene. Gene, what's up? Hey. Well, you know, you gotta just take a mini Maglite, turn that thing on, slide it up in there, and you ain't ever seen one until you've seen it lit up from the inside. Like the guy who discovered Karchner Caverns. All of a sudden, dude, you gotta get a miner's helmet and just go in. That's it. You just start digging for the light. You're going caving. You have done that?

[Caller]

Yeah, actually, I have.

[Holmberg]

My wife gets off on it. She likes the flashlight. She likes the flashlight? Are you kidding me? No. Brady, get a flashlight. Lou, get on the table. Wow, this is unbelievable. People could get trapped up there. My question is this. Why do you discover that you like the flashlight in the gooch? More importantly, it says a lot about our caller because he used the mini mag light. Evidently, the regular flashlight doesn't have a chance. You know, I don't want to stretch her out too far. That's a good call. Nice job, man. Thank you. Later we'll see it. Yeah. I'm telling you guys. Do you give us an open door in this situation, we'll put it in there. It's been. Mike, it's been my contention as an adult and granted that hasn't been very long, but as an adult that men. A man's job when he's got a girl with him consistently is to fill her hole. Because. Yeah, because. Yeah, it's like our. It's like the only thing that stuck around from the cave days. Not the only thing, but the real like animal instinct. Like when you're just sitting in a car with a girl, sometimes for no reason, a guy will reach over and put his finger in her ear. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's a hole and then the nose sometimes. They're always diddling around with their mouths and any hole you want to. It's like we're worried that they're leaking.

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[Holmberg]

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[Caller]

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[Holmberg]

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[Holmberg]

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[Caller]

Oh my.

[Holmberg]

So successful. They have a business meeting after that went really, really well. We raised over a thousand dollars for kids and yeah, so it's very strange, but it's true. Because if you see a girl and you're with him for a while, that's what you want to do. You want to fill them. And then that's probably true because no woman is like gung ho about getting another guy in on the deal. But guys are like, look, you've got like seven holes that need filling, and I'm only good for one at once. Can we bring a friend in here and completely. If we just had concrete, we'd load him up. Exactly. Unbelievable. Nice work, Bo. Successful gangbang. Yes. Well done. If you want to continue this, you can call us 260-9800. Who knew this was gonna happen? The last of Homer's morning sickness. Hi there. Who's this? Hey, this is Rotten Rob. Rotten Rob. What's up? Not too much, man.

[Caller]

I used to know those chicks.

[Holmberg]

They used a six. Feces, man. Big old long nerves right up in that hoochie. Oh, my Christ. And you still talk to her? Oh, hell no. That just sick. How's Bo's mom doing? Anyway? Thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, man, I'm sorry. We'll let you go. I gotta let you go. I'm gonna get beat up. Polarity has ensued. You know, I. I tease because I love. That's it. I don't think we can say what he just said on the air, but it was worth it because it's worth a laugh. And somebody just wrecked on the i10 going, Ah, I know that chick. So you can take a shot at my mom later? My mom's dead. We laugh. I know your mom's not dead. Your dad said something about it in certain areas, but not necessarily. Jesus. It's the Stone Temple Pilots here. There's another BO joke waiting to happen with this one. It's The Big Empty 98 KUPD, the last of homeless morning sickness. But this spontaneous conversation has popped up. We're converting listeners, first of all. Are we really? Heather? Who's this?

[Caller]

Kim.

[Holmberg]

Kim, how are you?

[Caller]

Fine.

[Holmberg]

Where do you dance? I'm sorry? Where do you dance?

[Caller]

On tables, mostly.

[Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying. All right. What do you got, Kim? What's up?

[Caller]

I was just telling him a story about how my father was picking me up from work this morning and he went in to listen to Beth and Bill. But I'm a die hard fan of you guys, so I turned you guys on and he was very interested in the topic of the morning. When we got home, he made me turn the radio on in the House for you guys. So, I think you have a new fan in the morning.

[Holmberg]

What's his name?

[Caller]

His name's John.

[Holmberg]

John. That's a good name, too. Did he stop by like Albertsons on the way home, pick up a big old box of Otter Pops for any reason?

[Caller]

No, he didn't.

[Holmberg]

We're bringing fathers and daughters together here on the morning sickness. Now, did you share any of your stories with him, Kim?

[Caller]

Oh, God, no. He'd have a heart attack.

[Holmberg]

Would you like to share one now, Kim?

[Caller]

I can he standing right here.

[Holmberg]

Okay. Never mind. Your mom, if she's still with her dad or whoever your dad's, you know, kids with right now, probably by the end of the night, could pour a hot cup of coffee right there on the old box and wouldn't feel a thing because he's gonna numb it up with Otter Pops for the next eight or nine hours.

[Caller]

Well, he was telling me about his girlfriend, and I told him, I'm like, you should bring her a box of Otter Pops and a card. Yeah, explained her the other. I told him that. Or a drill.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, but don't forget about the bomb pop on the end of the drill. You don't want to just go with the drill. You don't want to go with the auger bit. You know, that would be. Yeah, don't go ghetto. Go the full nine yards on this one. Get yourself the Bomb Pops on top of it. Have fun. Thank you for telling your dad about us.

[Caller]

No problem.

[Holmberg]

We'll talk to you later. There you go. See? Converting the. The old folks like talking about sex, too. Which line now? 3, 2, 2. Here we go. We got another one. Hi, there. Who's this? This is Mullet Mike. Mullet Mike. What's going on, brother? Mullet, hey. Not only are we obsessed with everything that we can fill on a woman, but we're also obsessed with anything that we can put our junk in, period. That's true. True. Okay, not just the cardboard toilet paper roll or the vacuum cleaner, but I've even got buddies who, while they're in their swimming pool, have unplugged the cleaner and stuck it in the hose while the equipment was running. Are you kidding me? I'm serious. So pool guys hump the equipment? Did it hurt? Mullet, you are saying pool guys do it. Mullet Mike, you're not fooling anybody here. You're a pool guy. This is not going past any of us. Any story that starts, I've got a buddy who. It's you. I can see Mullet at the Deep end. Just take a look at those here. He's a little strange. He stays in a extra three hours. But the pool's always spotless and it's very inexpensive. You probably have like 65 houses a day. Oh, God. Man, do I love the stingray cleaner. Oh, baby. Wow. Nice. Just adding a little chemical to your pool, man. It's all floaty. Can I swim in it? You can drink it if you want. Thanks, Mullet Mike. You no longer. You just been fired from my house. There you go, Mullet Mike. The pool guy out there humping your equipment. Is that true? Do they really hump your pool pumps? They're pool guys. I knew a little kid who I knew of. I won't say I knew. I knew of a kid who tried to stuff his in the pool. You know, the Jets. Every guy's done that. Don't even just have this conversation where he said, if this story starts off with, I know a guy I knew I knew of a guy. This person I did not know. But I heard this story could be urban legend. But I. And I assume it's true because every guy who's ever felt that the jet pressure out of a pool or spa is good enough. Give her a go. My good friend. My good friend, and I probably shouldn't say his name. Mark Stebbing. Say he does. Good friend of mine for years. Used to always go, oh, I was in the spa the other day, and the Jets. I just go into town. Who'd you pretend it was? This was our junior high thing. Who'd you pretend it was? Oh, it's Christie, all right. So he'd hump and, like, imagine. So it was like always known. Never get in Mark's spa. Who was this again? Mark Stebbings. I probably shouldn't say his name. There's a lot of suits and stuff, but Mark Greenway. I don't know. She was everybody's crush in junior high. Shut up. Yeah, but Mark used to hump the. Hump the spa all the time, and every guy's done that. But I knew of a kid who actually put his in the intake. And it just grabbed. It just sucked him up against the side. And then they had to turn it off. And so he was screaming, which is like the worst moment of your life. When you've made. When you've made pee pee error and you have to call for help. Help, help, help. My dick stuck in the pool. And then somebody's got to come out and shut. It would always be your dad. It would never be the. Forgiving Grandma or Mom. Dad always comes out. What in the eff. Are you doing them. Oh, for Christ's sake, John. Well, we had that guy that had to go in the hospital about two months ago because he had the Kirby attached to his unit. He did? The Kirby vacuum cleaner. Guys will do that stuff. How about. And the legendary story of the weightlifter that tried to hump the weight. The. The 25 pound plate. Yeah. Started to go at it and got stuck. Oh. I had to go to the hospital carrying the weight. You want to get this off? I thought everybody knew that one. The last of Humber's morning sickness. Inconsistent but equal. I mean, each team was. Otter Pop just killed our boss, Chuck RT Jesus Christ. I was gonna say it's funny. It's like we all just came in from our. From our Little League game. We're ever eight years old because we're all just sucking on Otter Pops just won the game. Coaches. Otter Pop for everyone. Chuck, there's a lot of ways to go. Don't choose this one, okay? This is death by Otter Pop. This is not dignified at all. Chuck, you've had a good life. Don't do this to yourself. We got the Otter Pop sex talk that's been going on. And people have been calling us up with all their silliness. And now it's just been snowballed. Who's this?

[Caller]

This. Julie.

[Holmberg]

Julie. What's going on?

[Caller]

Oh, nothing. You know, you can remember those candy? The Pop Rocks candy?

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Caller]

You put those in your mouth before you put it in your mouth, and it just adds a little extra tingle.

[Holmberg]

Wow. You notice how the women have called more on this one than the guys are just taking notes. Is that right? You've tried the Pop Rocks.

[Caller]

It works great.

[Holmberg]

How about Alka Seltzer? Did you ever do that trick?

[Caller]

No, I don't think that would taste really good.

[Holmberg]

Not in your mouth. Whoa.

[Caller]

No.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

The guys like it.

[Holmberg]

Oh, no. Everybody likes it.

[Caller]

I'm sure they do.

[Holmberg]

I could make you like it.

[Caller]

Yeah. You know, I want the guy's number with the drill.

[Holmberg]

Hold on a second. If you like the drill a second time, we'll pay for it. Hold on a second. It's like Tool Time and Love Connection all in one. Oh, this is bad. He could be old school and go with one of those hand drills that you have to crank. No, he couldn't. That's not right. The drill. The electric drill, that's fine. And the battery powered one. Fine. No hand drill. No hand drill. That's That's. The pool equipment guy is killing me. What about a belt sander? Well, there's this. The legendary stories of people humping things at their work. And the one guy who tried to do the conveyor belt that got his. His Jubilee stuck in there. Yeah. Threw one off, and then he stapled the sack back together to try to cover it up. I've been hearing these stories. That's in a medical journal. Yes. That's a scary one. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. People do weird things, swelling up the size of a grapefruit. Just keep that in mind. Wherever you're seated right now is pretty much where someone's put their goods. It's just the way humans, we try to be so high brow and we try to act like we're proper. Everybody's done it. Well, mine have been all over the studio, so I know there's a couch in our office that's, like, been condemned. Yeah, it's. It's. It's the Crate and Barrel STD is what it's called. It's amazing. That thing gives you everything. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this.