09-03-25 - BR - WED - Countries w/Most English Speakers Leads To Druski White Face Discussion - Gen Z Prefers Career Lilypad To Corporate Ladder - Huge Food Divorce Between Heinz And Kraft - Local Man Exposed Himself To Woman At Car Wash

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness – September 3, 2025

Episode Overview
This episode of “Holmberg’s Morning Sickness” on 98KUPD is packed with the show’s trademark rambunctious humor and topical banter. John Holmberg and co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo riff their way through a medley of absurd local news, pop culture tidbits, and hot-button social debates, including language statistics, internet scams, food brand drama, and an extended (and typically irreverent) take on the comedian Druski’s recent viral “white face” bit. Expect rapid-fire jokes, outrageous analogies, and the crew’s signature lack of filter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Cheesy Food Debrief and Rarebits [09:15]

• National Days: Brady opens up with a mention of US Bowling League Day and National Welsh Rarebit Day.
• What is “Rarebit?”: Confusion erupts over what Welsh Rarebit is, with John commenting:

  “Is this real rabbit? It tastes like bread. What’s wrong with you? It’s just bread, you dumb bastard.” [09:44]

• Fun Facts: Booy Poon lists quirky facts, like Doc Martens’ origin and the six countries with the most English speakers, notably with England only at 7th place after the US, India, Nigeria, Pakistan, Indonesia, and the Philippines.

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2. Druski's 'White Face' and Social Double Standards [11:46]

• The Bit: Discussion focuses on Druski, a Black comedian who recently did a video in “white face” at a NASCAR event.
• John’s Take: While acknowledging emailers upset about a perceived double standard, John calls for folks to relax:

  “The guy made a joke... Most white people are like, okay, we won’t do the blackface thing, even though we’ve all probably been in a room where somebody’s doing it or we’ve done it ourselves.” [11:46]

  • John praises the makeup but feels the bit didn’t land comedically.
• Social Commentary:

  “Not everything is an attack... Just act like it’s no big deal—and then all it starts to become no big deal.” [14:23]
  “That's exactly what Drewski did. He was trying to rile up the rednecks, to make them get mad. If we went in blackface... It was smart. That's why the jokes weren't there.” [16:04]

• Recurring Satirical Point: Repeatedly telling people not to get worked up on social issues, likening Druski’s bit to Trump’s political maneuvers just to prompt a reaction.

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3. Gen Z and the “Career Lilypad” [16:49]

• Corporate Shifts: The show discusses how Gen Z is rejecting the old “corporate ladder” in favor of a “lily pad” approach—jumping between roles for opportunities.

  “A path where we can jump to whatever opportunity fits best at the moment. In the long run, that kind of flexibility is more sustainable.” – Booy Poon reading survey [16:49]

• Attitude Change:

  “Nobody wants to play the long game.” – John [17:55]

• Workplace Loyalty: John points out, “No corporate office is loyal to you... There’s no reason for you to sit and think that anyone in your office is on your side. They’re on their side.” [18:07]

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4. Kraft–Heinz “Food Divorce” [19:07]

• Major Split: Discussion on the breakup of Kraft and Heinz—a food industry power couple since 2015.
• Who Gets the Kids?: Banter about which brand gets custody of which products, especially the naming of macaroni and cheese:

  John: “If they want the Mac and cheese, they're certainly not going to keep giving Kraft credit for it.” [22:51]
  Booy: “If that brand that you bought is making money, why would you change the name...?” [23:37]

  • Extended, circular debate about corporate naming rights.
• Local Pittsburgh Angle: John, as a Steelers fan, expresses surprise at never knowing about the corporate merging behind Heinz Field.

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5. Bizarre Crime Reports & Local Oddities [24:50]

• Online Romance Scams: Tales of elderly Japanese women falling for “astronaut” romance scams—sending money for oxygen on spaceships.

  John: “Never give money to anyone you’ve never met.” [25:58]

• Used Shoe Sale Turned Assault: Booy Poon reports on a Florida man who, denied the chance to sniff a woman’s feet while buying her used shoes, resorts to theft and vehicular assault.
• Arizona Car Wash Flasher: Local story of a man “offering” to show his genitalia to women vacuuming their cars.

  “Excuse me, miss, can I interest you in this?” [28:31]

  • Extended banter about the “best places” to expose oneself, with bus stops and car washes debated for their comedic opportunity.

  John: “The third worst thing that's happening at a bus stop is the guy’s dick’s out because there’s like heroin use... Lady's just worried about her Valtrex. Nobody cares about your penis there. Car wash, you’re running. Some classy people there trying to keep their lives clean.” [36:36]

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6. Classic HMS: Gross-Out Videos & Absurdity [29:37+]

• Graphic Video Commentary: From vet table mishaps to absurd adult videos, including a play-by-play of a particularly nasty “tampon popsicle” bit.

  John: “He pulls out a rogue tampon. And then he starts to use it like it’s a sugar free popsicle. I’ll end there. Ugh, that was rough.” [32:59]

• Signature Outlandishness: Banter full of jaw-dropping gross-out humor, running gags about the news, and relentless riffing on anything and everything.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Strawberries and Homeless Noses:

  “Bite into this, and it was a homeless man's nose and you bit it and then all the blackheads shot out... that's the exact same feeling as the strawberry.” – John [05:24]

• On Political Branding:

  “We need funny names here. Arizona’s got lame politicians. Doocy was the closest thing we had to something.” – John [07:08]

• On Druski and Outrage Culture:

  “The more we see this, the more relaxed everybody’s... Be smart about this and don’t get upset about something that if it was in reverse, it would go the other way.” – John [13:53 – 14:23]

• On Gen Z Career Attitudes:

  “Gen Zers aren’t less ambitious. They’re just channeling their ambition differently.” – Booy Poon [17:58]

• On Kraft-Heinz Divorce:

  “I never knew Kraft and Heinz were together. So Heinz is going out for a pack of smokes.” – John [19:55]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [09:15] – Fun facts and rare food items
• [11:46] – Druski “white face” and double standards in comedy
• [16:49] – Gen Z’s “career lily pad” approach
• [19:07] – Kraft–Heinz divorce, brand custody debate
• [24:50] – Romance scams, scam stories from Japan
• [27:16] – Used shoe transaction gone wrong
• [28:31] – Arizona car wash flasher report
• [29:37+] – Outlandish gross-out video segment, including signature HMS banter
• [35:02] – “Best” places to expose yourself: bus stops vs. car washes

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Tone and Language

• Provocative and Irreverent: True to tradition, segments are unsparing, often crass, and unapologetic in their lampooning of authority, societal norms, or bodily functions.
• Riffing, Scattershot Humor: Frequent use of banter, callbacks, and intentionally over-the-top analogies (eg., strawberries as homeless noses).
• Topical, Self-aware Social Commentary: Skeptical of outrage culture, the hosts skewer both sides while making fun of their own inability to keep “panties from getting in a bunch.”

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Final Thoughts

This HMS episode is a rollicking tour of the day’s weirdest stories and social flashpoints, laced with the hosts’ signature blend of sarcasm, brutal honesty, and “anything goes” humor. The conversation moves fluidly from pop trivia to philosophical takes on corporate and cultural trends, always underpinned by the show’s Arizonan flavor and rough-and-ready energy. If you missed it, this summary gives you the gist—and then some—without skirting the colorful details that make Holmberg’s Morning Sickness what it is.

Transcript

[John]

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[Brady]

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[John]

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[Booy Poon]

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[John]

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[Brady]

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[John]

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[Booy Poon]

Excludes Massachusetts morning sickness.

[John]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. There's some bush for you. Poon loves that man. Sorry. It's too easy. God damn it. I'm just never going to stop. They had a contest here when I was a kid. One of the weathermen would. This is true. You might remember this. I remember if it was Dewey Hopper. I remember it was. But you had to find him. Like he was hiding all over the city and stuff. Like Waldo kind of. But it was way before Waldo. You had to find him. And if you found him, they did it with radio stations, too. You like the prize, the prize van and, or they'd chase you around with the bumper sticker. But if you, you know, found the prize guy, you know, one of those things. So they sent Bo Yi Poon out and they were hiding her and you had to find her, finger the poon and point her out. We're gonna go out there and find Booyi. If you finger the poon, we'll give you a hundred dollars here from Channel 5. Yeah, it's childlike but it's non stop. It went on during the break. We didn't stop. Oh no, we're kids. As a guy says he was in Denver and there was a reporter who took care of all the hard hitting news and her name was Way Wong. And he said at the end of every report, no matter what it was, how serious or otherwise, she'd say I'm Way Wong. Back to you. She didn't mean any of that. Anyway, tonight I'm gonna head up there to I10 and Ray Road for the finals of the, the Handle the Heat contest. And we're gonna do that tonight. It's gonna be, you know, pretty easy. You just go in there and pound some wings and you get the champions in there and they, they eat a ton of wings. Then they leave with money. That's great. And anybody can go down there and grab the Handle the Heat hot wing plate, the homebrew special. And they'll give money to the Humane Society as well, which is always good. Native Grill and Wings Tonight, i10 and Railroad. And they're saying, well, weren't these on Thursdays? Yeah, we're a thinking man's crew. Football starts tomorrow. We're not gonna tie those two things together. That's crazy. We're just getting our own way. So we're doing it tonight. Ray Road, I10 and Rea Road is where you go for the native grill and wings. We'll be out there from about 5:30 until the wings are emptied, the buckets are dry and I don't know if I, I'm not judging it. I'm just kind of laughing at the gluttony, enjoying myself a nice regular meal and getting out of there. Brady's gonna have some salad if he shows up and everyone will keep an eye on him. They do have delicious celery. I will say, I think they do.

[Booy Poon]

Have carrots for you bro.

[John]

Oh, that's a little expensive. The huge thing about wings is for me is celery. You can say you've got good wings but no place with good wings has Cruddy celery. Like that sloppy goo.

[Booy Poon]

Drooping.

[John]

Drooping kind of yellowish celery. Natives. Box of celery yesterday. Awesome. Oh, yeah. Like, I almost like that more than the wings. It's crisp, it works. It does its job. When it's rubbery, then the wings can't be good if they're not. If they don't care about their celery, they don't care about their wings. Native does. Those were good yesterday too. Not a big fan of the strawberry ones. No, but I don't like strawberries. Those are a little. Are you a strawberry guy?

[Booy Poon]

No.

[Brady]

I mean, I like strawberries, but not my chicken.

[John]

My wings. Yeah, I don't like them on anything.

[Booy Poon]

They sound interesting.

[John]

No, you're never going to have one.

[Brady]

Don't worry about it.

[Booy Poon]

Tell me more.

[John]

No, tell me more. We'll whisper it in your ear. Whisper it in my ear. Strawberry wings. It's just. I just think I've always said it. Like, strawberries would be to me the equivalent. I think if you blindfolded somebody and said, bite into this, and it was a homeless man's nose and you bit it and then all the blackheads shot out onto your tongue and into your mouth, you'd be like, that's the exact same feeling as the strawberry. It's the same exact thing. I'm not wrong, man. That's unusual.

[Booy Poon]

Wow.

[John]

You put a viori or the strips. Is that what they're called? The biores? Yeah. And you pull it off a strawberry, it would look exactly the same as a homeless guy's nose at the end. Just big, just wide open pores. All those seeds are out. Strawberries are disgusting. I hate them. You can squeeze them and pop the little seed zits. Just like you would if you went down to the Zone and started to squeeze that dude's big drunken schnoz. An alcoholic homeless lays there. Strawberry nose. Give it a squeeze. It looks exactly the same. Ripe, thick, juicy nose.

[Booy Poon]

Cream cheese.

[John]

Oh, you imagine and just scrape it off with a plastic knife.

[Booy Poon]

Icing.

[John]

All right, you're hungry. We gotta get him. Let's go back to boogie pooh. This is disgusting. Enough. This just came in and said, enough of this talk. Signed Chitterelli. That's enough. Citarelli. Look him up. He might be the. You know, he might be the greatest politician of all time, but I'm lost on his name. I don't care what he stands for. He could be like, I think Hamas needs to make an appearance here in the States. I'm like, I Don't care what he said. Citarelli. Voting for Citarelli. We need funny names here. Arizona's got lame politicians. Doocy was the closest thing we had to something.

[Brady]

Well, you had that, wasn't it. Guy in Tempe that was some form of the F word or something like that.

[John]

Signs were so close. Replace the K with an H. And she littered the city with her name. And it was. And when we were all in a.

[Brady]

Row, you would just get the fuc right.

[John]

Oh, yeah. When you saw it, you'd be like, oh, what's that lady's name? I don't know that she won, but she was the most memorable. And then of course, that one dude that went and wrecked it and had the fake signs that trying to be hilarious and stuff. Let it be real. It's time for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. It's brought to you by our friends at All Pro Shade. Get your shade straightened out. I brought it up yesterday and somebody pointed out, said, john, you hit me right in the guts when you said the thing about the retractable shades. Pool umbrella. That's what he's got now. He's trying to get that the storm will. And it happened yesterday. It was more blown. Yeah. Oh, it's the. If you've ever tried to get an umbrella out of a pool, you might as well try to bring up Titanic with your hands.

[Booy Poon]

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[John]

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[Booy Poon]

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[John]

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[Booy Poon]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. Hi, happy US Bowling League Day And National Welsh Rarebit Day.

[John]

Rarebit? What?

[Booy Poon]

Rarebit.

[John]

What's a rare bit?

[Brady]

It's not Welsh rabbit.

[Booy Poon]

Nope.

[Brady]

What?

[Booy Poon]

It's cheesy toast. It's rare, but there's no rabbit on the rare bit.

[John]

All right. I don't know what you're talking about.

[Brady]

Never had either.

[John]

I've never heard of rarebit. Me either.

[Booy Poon]

I've had it once or twice.

[John]

Probably snacked on one or two of those. Is this real rabbit? It tastes like bread. What's wrong with you? It's just bread, you dumb bastard.

[Booy Poon]

Couple of baseless fun facts, Doc. Martens were invented by a German doctor named Klaus Martens after he hurt his ankle skiing in 1945 so he needed a more comfortable shoe to wear. Designed his own boot. The six countries with the most English.

[John]

Speakers are English speaker. China and India.

[Booy Poon]

The US Number one, India, Nigeria, Pakistan, Indonesia and the Philippines. England is seventh. Nigeria's three. Yeah.

[John]

Wow. They speak a lot of English down there.

[Booy Poon]

England seventh, but has the highest percentage of English speakers at 98.3%.

[John]

Oh, just on pure volume. Because there's not a lot of them. Like maybe 70 million, I think, or 60 million in England. Is that right? It's not a very. I don't know, the populous nation. So you're talking about, like. Yeah, you get into Indonesia, there's a billion people there.

[Booy Poon]

Yeah.

[John]

India, there's six or seven billion of those.

[Booy Poon]

Electric, like, orchestra. Elo.

[John]

Yeah.

[Booy Poon]

Has the record for the most top 40 songs without a number one hit. They have had 20 songs that made the top 40. None of them made it to number one.

[Brady]

Did say what the highest is? Did they make number two at least?

[John]

I think Bruce Springsteen's on that list.

[Brady]

He never had a number one.

[John]

I don't think he ever hit number one.

[Brady]

Dancing in the Dark never hit number one.

[John]

I don't think Born in the USA or Dance in the Dark were number one. I think he's. He's another one that's got one of those weird, weird. He might be like solo artist that's got more almost number ones than anyone.

[Booy Poon]

The tango was created in the brothels in Buenos Aires, Argentina, to act out the relationship between a prostitute and a pimp.

[John]

Interesting. Speaking of Born in the usa, everybody's emailing me, have you seen this Druski thing? The comedian Drew Ski, He's a funny guy. And he did a bit where he got makeup and did the Eddie Murphy from 1982 where he just painted himself white. Except for he went to a NASCAR event in overalls and Was extra redneck. Now, first off, the makeup's great. Second, he's running around doing some stuff that I think was poorly acted. It just looks fake to me. It's not that funny. It could have been funnier, but people are like, so this can happen now. People can run around in white face. Don't the people emailing that they're mad that if it was in reverse, people would be up in arms. You're right. And it probably shouldn't get done, but let it get done, because then it just makes everybody loosen up a little bit. Not everything is an attack. The guy made a joke. We don't. Most white people are like, okay, we won't do the blackface thing, even though we've all probably been in a room where somebody's doing it or we've done it ourselves. I don't think you can play it because it's got some curses in it.

[Brady]

I mean, the makeup pictures good.

[John]

Makeup. Makeup's amazing. His body's painted white. He's got redneck tan. It's great. I just didn't think the jokes hit. I just think it was just kind of a performative kind of like, oh, I get it. White guy hanging out with hillbillies, and. And then when a black guy would walk by, he'd, like, spit at them, but the black guy was clearly in on it because they'd have killed that hillbilly if he ever spit on him. But, I mean, he's.

[Booy Poon]

Makeup is good.

[John]

Makeup's amazing. Sickness medicate K u p D Holmberg's morning sickness. But let's all calm down before you start yelling at me like, can you believe this? You gotta say something. I'm like, no, what I'm saying is allow it. The more we see this, the more Vinny Paul. Yeah. The more relaxed everybody's. He is Pantera strong man, and he's funny. I just didn't think this was great. I just think it looks the part. There's just not a lot to do with it.

[Brady]

That lady right there, when she realizes whose lap she's sitting on, somebody has.

[John]

To tell her later. You were in a comedian's lap. Oh, yeah. She's gonna wash for days like Silkwood when she realized she was that friendly. But, yeah, I mean, it's just we have to relax. So when you hate one side out loud, like, when it's like, oh, this is terrible. I can't believe they're getting where. You know, the BET argument to me is always like, well, where's we t? Where's White television. Like, it's everywhere. Stop it. Give them credit.

[Brady]

The body paint.

[John]

Oh, it's amazing. It's amazing, man. But be smart about this and don't get upset about something that if it was in reverse, it would go the other way. Just act like it's no big deal. And then all of it starts to kind of become no big deal. We all have our panties all bunched up our asses. And you know who hates that the most is that Bo Ye. Poon. Those panties get all banged into that. Poon goes crazy. What's the matter, Poon? Oh, my panties are all. Oh, Poon's panties are all tight. Yeah. So just calm down. And I've gotten a lot of people screaming about it. I'm like, no, no, no. Say it's funny. And then everybody be like, you're not mad. If it's designed to make those types of people mad. That's the whole design of it. That's why you didn't write pressing the button. That's why he didn't write any good jokes for it. It was an entire attempt to make people go, we couldn't go in blackface. It's like what Trump does. He tricks the Democrats. Like, he did it last week. And I'm proud of the Democrats for not falling for it. But when he banned burning the American flag, he didn't care about that. It's just an easy way to say, we're banning the flag Burning. Nobody wants it, it's bad. Just in the hopes that somebody at MSNBC would go, how dare you take that away from us? And you can't defend that. You look like. And he did it as a trap.

[Brady]

Actually, give him credit. If that wasn't already on the books. Put it on the books.

[John]

Burning the American flag.

[Brady]

I thought it was already on the book.

[John]

That's a freedom of speech issue. I actually disagree with Trump.

[Brady]

No, I disagree, too. But, I mean, I can see why.

[John]

You'D put, you know, what's illegal? Burning stuff in public. If I went out in the parking lot right now, well, no, I just started a fire somewhere. It doesn't matter what I'm burning. It's arson. So it was. It's kind of a slippery.

[Booy Poon]

Yeah, you can't just blaze away.

[John]

No, it was completely designed to make some Democrat lose their mind and say, we want to burn the flag. If we want to burn the flag. It's a freedom of speech. They just look crazy. It's smart. That's exactly what Drewski did. He was trying to rile up the rednecks to make them get mad. If we went in blackface. Like you're defending that you want to go in blackface. It was smart. That's why the jokes weren't there. So don't get upset about it. Just go, yeah, it's all right. I liked it or I didn't, and move on. And then later, you'll be allowed to do blackface because everything will be all relaxed. Your dreams will come true. Hillbillies, Play it out. Hillbillies. Yeah, play it out. That's what I'm saying right there. Play it out. Act like nothing bothers you. And the next thing you know, you're in blackface. And people are like, that's funny. Like, people won't care if we stop. If we stop tribalizing every joke.

[Booy Poon]

For decades, people have talked about climbing the corporate ladder, but apparently gen zers are rejecting that. Instead, they prefer career lily pad. One expert explains. It's like this. We've traded the rigid ladder for the lily pad. A path where we can jump to whatever opportunity fits best at the moment. In the long run, the kind of flexibility is more sustainable, more realistic, and better suited for today's workplace realities.

[John]

And oddly enough, invented by the corporate environment itself because they move on to better opportunities. It's. It's basically all the time. Cable and your phone. Everybody's constantly looking for a better deal with that. So your mind is always like, where else could I be to get a little more.

[Brady]

And a new now, but I'll wait.

[John]

Yeah.

[Booy Poon]

And a new survey. 68% of Gen Zers Gen Z workers said they would not pursue a management role unless it came with a bigger paycheck or more prestigious title.

[John]

Oh, nobody wants to play the long game.

[Booy Poon]

Gen zers aren't less ambitious. They're just channeling their ambition differently.

[John]

Yeah, that's. And it's smart. It's. Look, look. They're not. No corporate office is loyal to you. It's football. It's a business. You're living in a business. There's no reason for you to sit and think that the. That anyone in your office is on your side. They're on their side.

[Booy Poon]

Evidently, the new fashion trend is back. Is the exposure of bra straps around the shoulders. Yep.

[Brady]

Did it go away?

[Booy Poon]

It went away now. Now it's back. It was big in the 90s, they say. Jennifer Aniston's fault due to that she cost it. Kind of doing it from friends, I think.

[John]

Or I don't remember ever seeing her prostrate.

[Booy Poon]

I don't recall her being the pioneer, but yeah.

[John]

Isn't it a mistake? Hasn't your shirt done something you don't want it to do? I don't understand how that works.

[Booy Poon]

We have a huge food divorce happening.

[John]

Well, you and food.

[Brady]

It happened yesterday in the kitchen.

[Booy Poon]

Craft. Heinz marriage is officially headed for a divorce sometime next year. They will separate. The breakup was officially announced yesterday. The two separated companies will split custody of hot dogs and ketchup. Meaning they will no longer be under the same roof. But both will have still be available in stores. It's unclear if the parents will be going back to their pre marriage names. All we know is that one company will be in North American grocery businesses with branches like Oscar Mayer, Maxwell House, Capri Sun, Kraft Singles and Lunchables.

[John]

I didn't even know Kraft and Heinz were together. So Heinz is going out for a pack of smokes. Is pulling Toledo's family focus globally on.

[Booy Poon]

Sauces and taste elevation brands like Heinz Ketchup, Philadelphia Cream Cheese and Kraft Mac and Cheese.

[John]

Didn't know any of them were combined. This is definitely Brady's.

[Booy Poon]

I went down in 2015. The marriage. I didn't know that.

[John]

Never knew. And having been a Steeler fan all these years, Heinz was a major part of the advertising and fun. I never knew that Kraft was involved.

[Brady]

And also some insurance company.

[John]

It's Acrisure Stadium, It's Bank. I don't care about Heinz and Craft.

[Brady]

I gotta say, being there twice, it was cool seeing the.

[John]

Oh, Heinz feels great.

[Brady]

The ketchup bottle pour over.

[John]

They're bringing that back though because they thought it was. You know, they took it away when Heinz stopped. Heinz is still a company. Yeah. They're not merged. It's just there's. They're gonna be separate. Craft will be. I've never.

[Booy Poon]

Yeah, they were separated. I didn't know that.

[John]

I never called. It's gonna be owned by the same parent company. Yeah. Heinz Macaroni and Cheese was never said that.

[Brady]

Some of the kids are going with the other parent.

[John]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Booy Poon]

They're old enough they can choose who.

[John]

Got custody of the Mac and cheese. Gotta be Kraft.

[Booy Poon]

It. It said the Kraft Mac and Cheese went to the Heinz.

[John]

They're Heinz Mac and Cheese now. I can't even. I can't grasp that at all.

[Booy Poon]

I don't think it'll ever be called that.

[John]

Why would they call it Craft if. Well, they hate that now.

[Booy Poon]

It's the. The brand. Kraft Mac and Cheese will be under the Heinz umbrella. I know.

[John]

Then it would Have. But Kraft is its own company. You can't call it Craft anymore. They're separated.

[Booy Poon]

What was. Yeah, yeah. And that was the question that I was trying to find out. What is the parent company then? What was it like? Just like, you know, when Budweiser was acquired.

[John]

Right.

[Booy Poon]

Globally by the big InBev.

[John]

Right. But if it was, you know. Yeah, but you can't have Kraft become its own company and Heinz become its own company and still call it Kraft Macaroni and Cheese because it's already branded that way. You just let Kraft keep it.

[Booy Poon]

Yeah.

[John]

So now it's Heinz Macaroni and Cheese. Yeah.

[Booy Poon]

He gave up.

[John]

According to you. And what you've said here, you're just nodding affirmatively.

[Booy Poon]

I don't, you know, I just think there's. These brands, are all they separated by the brand?

[John]

But if Cadillac bought Ford, they're still not going to call it the Ford, you know, no, Escort. It'd be the Cadillac Escort.

[Brady]

You get a Cadillac F150.

[Booy Poon]

Yeah. No, I'm agreeing with you that they're not going to change the name of Kraft Macaroni Cheese.

[John]

They are going to change the name if Heinz owns it now.

[Booy Poon]

Oh, I don't think they will.

[John]

They have to. They don't own it. Why would you give your rival company the credit?

[Brady]

Another company. It'd be like me divorcing and giving Don the name of something.

[John]

If they want the Mac and cheese, they're certainly not going to keep giving Kraft credit for it.

[Booy Poon]

Well, according to the separation there, the other one, globally, will focus on sauces and taste elevation with brands like Heinz Ketchup, Philadelphia Cream Cheese and Kraft Mac and Cheese.

[John]

Right.

[Booy Poon]

Keep those names on the, on the product.

[John]

But they'll keep the Mac and cheese. But they're not going to keep the craft. They wouldn't do that If. If, if what? If what you're saying is true, they wouldn't do that. You see that? Yeah. You see what I'm saying? It makes sense what I'm saying. What he's saying doesn't. They wouldn't do that. You don't go acquire a company and leave them, like, stranded and say, we're going to take three or four of your items and then keep calling it the other company.

[Booy Poon]

If that, if that brand that you bought is making money, why would you change the name of the.

[John]

Because you don't own it. You can't call it Kraft if it's not your country.

[Booy Poon]

If you bought that graft. What?

[John]

You didn't buy the word Kraft. You Bought the Mac and cheese. Kraft owns it if they're the company. So you can't just say, okay, we're just going to call it. We're going to call. We're Nissan, but we're going to call these Cadillac Escalades.

[Booy Poon]

Maybe they have an agreement where they can call it that.

[John]

That's dumb. That's bad branding. Actually, it's the opposite. That would be like Heinz ketchup being.

[Booy Poon]

You know, Craft ketchup.

[John]

No, Craft owns it, but they're not.

[Booy Poon]

You wouldn't think of doing that. You wouldn't call it craft.

[John]

You wouldn't own the ketchup. They've already got it. You just say, you guys keep that.

[Booy Poon]

That's yours, and that's Kraft Macaroni cheese.

[John]

But they're not going to give it to. Okay, I'm done here. They wouldn't do that. That's not a company's genius move. Kraft loses Mac and cheese and they're gonna be like, we're fine with you still calling it Kraft. They'd sue them immediately if they got custody of the Mac and cheese. Kraft doesn't want them to make all the money on their name.

[Booy Poon]

I know. I don't know how it's working now.

[John]

He agrees. Let's check in with Booyah. Let's get booy poon outside. Booy poon talking about cheese. Cheesy poon talk right now.

[Booy Poon]

Got a lady in Japan that fell for a scam romance. She's in her 80s. Back in July, she started talking to a guy on social media. Claimed he was an astronaut. Red flag man. Right off the bat. But she kept talking to him and developed feelings. He finally dropped the hammer one day and claimed that he was in trouble. There's a story that he went with. He was on a spaceship at the time and it was under attack and the ship needed oxygen.

[John]

Sickness. Medicate KU PD Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Booy Poon]

Yes. If she could float, float him enough cash to buy some more O2. She agreed. She paid him a million yen, around $6,700.

[John]

That's a lot of yen.

[Booy Poon]

Officials in Japan shared the story and said to be suspicious if someone you met online ever asked for money for special astronaut.

[John]

I'm going to come up. I'm going to come up with a new disease. Menopause plus 15. There needs to be a pill and a commercial for menopause plus 15. Because whatever happens to women after menopause, give them 15 years and they'll start sending their. Their hard earned money to some stranger. Never Give money to anyone you've never met.

[Booy Poon]

Back in 2022, a 65 year old woman from Japan got scammed out of $30,000 by someone claiming to be a Russian cosmonaut. Needed the money so he could fly back to earth.

[John]

Wait, he was in space and he needed cash?

[Booy Poon]

Yeah. Why aren't it?

[John]

Who was charging him the toll?

[Booy Poon]

She didn't. She didn't put the two and two together. Who just sent 30 grand to the guy?

[John]

She deserves it.

[Booy Poon]

Finally we got a guy in Florida. This woman was. Met this dude, 28 year old. El Missy Circle is his name. Met him at a hotel Sunday afternoon. When she got there, she was there to sell him a pair of used shoes. And when she got there, he asked if he could sniff her feet.

[John]

Sure.

[Booy Poon]

She wasn't cool with that? She turned him down. He got upset, grabbed the shoes, ran out of the parking lot. She chased after him, confronted him. That's when he hopped into an suv, did a three point turn and hit her with a vehicle.

[John]

Damn.

[Booy Poon]

Fortunately, she wasn't seriously injured. She called police, they arrested the guy, charged him with aggravated battery. Apparently there are similar incidents on his record. The woman called the whole thing extremely bizarre.

[John]

A little bit. You're selling used shoes in a parking lot though, with the Internet that's unnecessary. You can mail them and send pictures, talk. I don't know why you would ever.

[Booy Poon]

Meet to see the local transaction.

[John]

Still don't spend the extra money on mailing or you get run over by a guy's car. The dude over there, I don't know if this is the coolest guy in Phoenix or the creepiest guy in Phoenix, but I was at a car wash and a lady was vacuuming her car and he pulled up and he had his crank out and he goes, excuse me, miss, can I interest you in this? Oh my God.

[Booy Poon]

Whips it out.

[John]

He had it out. He said no. Do you have any interest in this? He did it to a couple of ladies. Excuse me, would you have any interest in one of these? I wouldn't even look to be like, yeah, no, I got a. I got a company that does windshield repair. No, no, no. Turn and look at what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about your broken windshield. Oh my God. His name is Joshua Curtis and he drives up to people vacuuming their cars and pulls his crank out and asks you if you have any interest in it. I wonder what would happen if you turned and said yes. I do. You do? Nobody ever says yes. Well, you've met your Match here. Joshua, what do you want to do? Just taking a survey. What do you got videos? No. No, I don't. You got to tell me, bro. You can't just stare at me waiting for that. All right, you go right ahead. Brett, what do you got? All right, pull this up.

[Booy Poon]

We'll start out with a little vet visit.

[John]

Oh, there's a dog on the vet table. A couple. And then the dog has turned and aimed his ass right at the vet and just shot him. Oh, my God. I mean, that is. That dog's got diarrhea. There's a problem, and that's why he's at the vet. You got a. We have a diet issue. Is that. Wow. No, it's not. I think so. He looks a little like Boogie Poo. Number Toledo's right. She's built like that. She built like that. Poon we're familiar with. We could get Booy over to channel three. We'll trade.

[Booy Poon]

That where your buddy Schwartz.

[John]

Is, and we'll trade Ian Schwartz for Boogie Poon. Schwartz for Poon has never been said, ever. Here we go. There's Booy with her. Oh, God. This is a lady's genitals, and her legs are open and her panties are kind of half their leather. Oh, an apple just fell out of her ass. Was it in her ass or was it in the other thing? I can't tell the difference. It's so mangled. It is in the other thing. It's just a mangled mess down. Yeah, it is.

[Booy Poon]

It is.

[John]

Yeah. It comes out of her baby maker. And then we shoot right to the wicked witch. Hand in the apple to somebody. Gross. Who thinks of things like this? I don't know, but who thinks of this? Okay. Oh, there's a guy with a giant chain in his ass. Wow. And. Oh, my God, it's just a huge. Like, this is what you'd lock up an entire storage facility with that chain is. And it's. The video stops. It's still coming out.

[Booy Poon]

That's important.

[John]

10, 12ft at least.

[Booy Poon]

So it's a mail chain.

[John]

Okay.

[Booy Poon]

Clarifying.

[John]

We understood. All right? And we'll just. We'll end with this idiot. Get him some drugs again. Oh, there's a guy with tattoos all over. He's. He's heading down on a lady. He's putting his nose in there. Some of us can't help that. And he's. Oh, is she peeing? She's peeing.

[Booy Poon]

Oh, you missed it. My stitches are ripping.

[John]

Oh, look away, Brady.

[Booy Poon]

I can't.

[John]

I can't God, my stomach muscles. Oh, no. I'll explain it in a second, but. Oh, no. Holy L7. Oh, no. Oh, God. It goes down there. Just Looks like a normal oral sex moment.

[Booy Poon]

It's like a liquor stick.

[John]

Yeah, I get it. I get it. Okay. Oh. Oh, she's laughing and the laughing's getting. I gotta get. Oh, I saw that brown. I can almost smell them. I can almost smell the pennies. Oh, God damn it. So the guy. Oh. Then goes back, he goes down there and it looks like just gonna be a normal, like man, woman love moment. And he gets a little deeper and then he starts to pull.

[Booy Poon]

Looks like a cute.

[John]

Pulls the sweater thread. Cause there's a string in there. And he pulls out a rogue tampon. And then he starts to use it like it's a sugar free popsicle. I'll end there. Ugh, that was rough. Got an email from a guy that says, I've been whipping my horn out for ladies for years. Gas stations. That's nothing. Tried on an airplane. Sant Antonio Sherrod McGarrity. That's right. One of our legends of news. Remember when Antonio did it on a plane? Had his dork out sitting in the middle seat and turned to the lady next to him and said, you like what you see, McGarrity? He's still wandering around the city. I don't think he went to jail for a very long time.

[Booy Poon]

Like, our little friend just registered.

[John]

Josh Curtis. No relation to our friend Mark Curtis. We hope he doesn't have a son named Josh, does he?

[Booy Poon]

No.

[John]

Would he report that anyway? Yeah, I would. I would laugh hysterically. I know it's. It's not same for a woman, but if I'm a guy and a dude pulls up next to me and says, you interested in this? I'd be like, yes, that's hilarious. Keep doing that. I just want to see how you. What? What's your plan for people who say yes? Go ahead. I'll just finish up here. You're going to need this vacuum more than me.

[Booy Poon]

Knock it off. Put some pants on.

[John]

Why the car wash? There's no quick getaway in the vacuum section of the car wash.

[Booy Poon]

I guess there's, you know, women washing the cars.

[John]

Yeah, no. I guess that leads to my next question. Where is the safest place to expose yourself? Like, what's the smartest place? If you're gonna be like Joshua Curtis, where should he go?

[Booy Poon]

Great.

[Brady]

Bus stops are out.

[John]

Bus stops are in.

[Brady]

You think they're in?

[John]

I think a bus stop's a good spot. To just pull it out and go, I know you guys are waiting for the bus, but can I interest you in this? And everybody be like, yahoo. Like, they'd love every second of it because their lives are not working out.

[Booy Poon]

Yeah. I guess I'm saying there will be some laughter involved and then.

[John]

Oh, sure. And then people shock and all. Yeah, let's. What else you got? A lady's at a bus stop. They'll take it. Because if again, my theory is if you're a woman at a bus stop, you have exhausted all opportunities to get a ride from someone. You've had to turn to City Transit. If you're a woman right now, alone at a bus stop, don't forget your Valtrex, because I know you have it. Nobody will give you a ride. You're going to work. No one will carpool with you. No one.

[Booy Poon]

I don't live by anybody.

[John]

I bet you don't.

[Booy Poon]

Here's your lume.

[John]

Yeah. I also noticed that your hand is a tan with. No, there's no tan line where the ring was or is or. Shut up. Your fingers smell like Valtrex. I don't want any rings. Stop. I'll take the bus. You know, you're done. Oh, I guess I'll just take the bus. As a woman, that's when. That's pretty much when you've hit the bottom.

[Booy Poon]

Met the cutest guy with a BMX bike today.

[John]

He's got six DUIs. He's my bus mate.

[Brady]

John, is it too obvious to expose yourself at a sex shop? I mean, aren't they already there looking for something?

[John]

Yeah, but they got. They're on the lookout for that kind of stuff because some people can't control. If they got lax about that, there'd be tons of wangs out. Yeah, bus stops. Bus stop's probably the best one.

[Booy Poon]

Yeah.

[John]

Give that a try today, Joshua. Nobody's going to care. Nobody's going to call the police. They'll just tell you to move. It's like the third worst thing that's happening at a bus stop is the guy's dicks out because there's like heroin use and somebody's toting like, you know, murder weapons in their bag from one stop to the next. They're just throwing things away at each bus stop they're on. Lady's just worried about her Valtrex. Nobody cares about your penis there. Car wash you running. Some classy people there trying to keep their lives clean. And had you kept your life clean, you wouldn't need the Valtrex. Or the bus. There goes your Brady report. It's 98. Hey. It's not weird.

[Booy Poon]

It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[John]

I have heard enough of this.