09-03-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – September 3, 2025

Episode: 09-03-25 – Full Show (Wednesday) Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Episode Overview

This episode of Arizona's #1 morning radio show delivers a signature blend of irreverent humor, local commentary, pop-culture riffs, and offbeat takes on news stories. John Holmberg and crew riff on blown air conditioning, absurd news headlines, uniquely-named politicians, spectacle-laden weather segments, recent celebrity deaths, office antics, and the sobering reality of host Brady’s ongoing health battles. The episode is packed with zingers, 13-year-old-boy humor, and lively banter.

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Key Themes & Discussion Points

1. Arizona Heat, Office Woes, & AC Fiascos

• (01:11) The show opens with the team grumbling about the busted AC system in their building.
  • Quote (Brady, 02:27): “That area has to be like 30 degrees. The AC went out in there. So they were scrambling and freaking out...I said can I add your problems? And he just goes, 'No,' and walks away.”
  • The hosts lampoon the building’s disregard for repairs, describing patchwork solutions and unqualified people like “Rudy holding ladders.”
• The team plugs imaginary sponsors (“newacunit.com”) while joking about temporary portable ACs—giant orange tubes and all.

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2. Simulated Reality, News Oddities, and the “Orange Shark”

• (04:14) John muses, “The simulation that we live in...it is official that it is a simulation and that yesterday it completely broke.”
• Odd news stories introduce the ‘glitch in the matrix’ motif:
  • An orange, traffic-cone-colored shark caught off Costa Rica (04:44).
  • A woman identified as a Pomeranian, walked by her “handler,” with both insisting this is normal behavior.

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3. Names That Make (or Break) a Public Figure

• (06:18+) The crew fixates on the New Jersey gubernatorial candidate “Jack Ciattarelli,” riffing for nearly 10 minutes on how his name sounds like a vulgarity. The childish joy is palpable:
  • Quote (Brady, 06:54): “Oh, yeah. How in the world is she winning in New Jersey? I’m voting for Shitarelli that’s happening. And it’s okay for us to say it because it’s the man’s name.”
  • “You don’t know Jack Ciattarelli” becomes their running slogan—and potential merch idea.
  • They fantasize political hats and campaign slogans, riff on Italian-American names, and continue giggling about “Jack Shitarelli” incessantly.
• (09:04+) The crew riffs on the perils of having names that sound like slurs or swearwords, with talk of t-shirts, campaign slogans, and high school bullies.

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4. More “Glitches”: Newspeople with Unfortunate Names

• (34:00+) The hosts discover a reporter named “Craig Negrelli,” whose name flirts with the forbidden N-word. The trepidation and laughter is barely contained.
  • Quote (Brady, 35:24): “Reporting live. I’m Craig N word. See...”
• Weather reporters named “Bo Yi Poon” become the next fixation (from 47:54 and frequently throughout), riffing on endless double-entendres and the absurdity of on-air presentation:
  • “Don’t adjust your tv, it’s just pixelated. We’ve got a soaking wet Poon outside. It’s pouring out there.” (Brady, 53:39)
  • The crew jokes about “Poon Alerts,” “Poon Tang stands,” “Locks of Love” (cutting off “Poon”), and more.

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5. Insane Headlines & Social Commentary

• (41:40+) New Jersey bans the sale of ultrasound photos to prevent blackmail scams—women extorting men with fake baby pics.
  • The team explores the scam, referencing Maury Povich DNA reveals, and jokes about “DNA test as default.”
• Scams and gullibility: Host Toledo shares a tale about Sean Astin’s (Samwise Gamgee’s) four potential fathers (44:41). Bizarre but true stories like an 80+ year-old Japanese woman being scammed by a “space-bound astronaut” asking for money (108:44).

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6. Brady’s Health Troubles & Office Chicken Temptations

• (27:04+) Brady’s health becomes a recurring, heartfelt subplot:
  • Struggling with diet and weight post-surgery, skipping the mountain of chicken wings at the office, turning yellow on OxyContin—a source of genuine laughter and worry.
  • The team launches “Brady Day”—a solidarity movement where listeners and hosts give up unhealthy vices in support of Brady getting to 185 lbs for his kidney health.
    • Quote (Brady, 129:56): “If you get down to 185, then I can have a Coke again.”

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7. Local Oddities, Listener Letters, and Arizona Flavor

• (58:49+) “Arizona’s got lame politicians. Ducey was the closest thing we had,” and memories of candidate Susan Fuchs and sign vandalism.
• Listener emails roll in, urging listeners to leave miserable marriages, share divorce tales, and recount tales of odd Arizona news personalities.

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8. Pop Culture & Nostalgia Games

• (161:57+) The “Brady Entertainment Drill” delivers best-of lists:
  • Top 80s Saturday morning cartoons (The Transformers, GI Joe, Super Friends)
  • Scariest on-screen villains and most-skipped songs from classic rock albums (fun group participation)
• Dancing with the Stars news: Corey Feldman is on the cast, and the show claims credit for supporting Feldman’s “renaissance.”

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9. Juvenile Humor & “Poon” Jokes—A Running Gag

• Throughout the show, especially from 47:54 onward
  • The presence of “Bo Yi Poon” and “Craig Negrelli” trigger the hosts’ inner teenagers.
  • Jokes escalate: “first alert Poon Alerts,” “shave the Poon for Locks of Love,” “Poon Tang stand.”
  • Frequent callbacks as they struggle not to giggle through sponsor reads and news stories.

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10. Listener Solidarity, Public Health, & Vice Quitting

• (133:23+) Inspired by Brady’s health, a bulk of the show’s latter half is dedicated to inviting listeners and co-hosts to give up a vice—be it soda, weed, junk food, or even wife-beating.
  • Listeners email in their commitments, and jokes abound about which is actually harder to give up.
  • “Be Brady Strong” wristbands are suggested, all in the spirit of community engagement and mutual motivation.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• John (04:14): “The simulation that we live in...it is official that it is a simulation and that yesterday it completely broke.”
• Brady (06:54): “I’m voting for Shitarelli, that’s happening. And it’s okay for us to say it because it’s the man’s name.”
• John (34:29): “Reporting live. I’m Craig N word. See...”
• Brady (53:39): “Don’t adjust your tv, it’s just pixelated. We’ve got a soaking wet Poon outside.”
• Brady (129:56): “If you get down to 185, then I can have a Coke again.”
• Listener email (59:05): “Please, please, please, guys, listen to me and listen well. It is not cheaper to keep or start over. I’m slaying. I got three on board right now.”

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Key Segments & Timestamps

• [01:11] AC complaints & building woes
• [04:14-05:47] News simulation “breaks” & orange shark
• [06:18-14:30] Jack Ciattarelli name riffing
• [34:00- 41:00+] Reporters’ unfortunate names (Craig Negrelli, Bo Yi Poon)
• [41:40] Banned sale of ultrasound photos & scam discussion
• [44:41] Sean Astin’s four fathers / celebrity tangent
• [27:04, 128:19 & throughout] Brady’s health, OxyContin, “Brady Day” movement, listener solidarity
• [161:57+] Brady Entertainment Drill—80s Cartoons, villains, most-skipped classic rock songs
• [133:23 & up] Listeners pledge to quit vices for Brady

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Tone & Style

• Irreverent, bawdy, and self-consciously adolescent. The humor is rapid-fire and unfiltered, with constant callbacks, in-jokes, and a “boys will be boys” vibe.
• Sardonic social and political commentary is delivered via Arizona-flavored, local-centric banter—with little patience for political correctness, sentimentality, or pretense.
• Underlying warmth and camaraderie—especially with Brady’s struggles—balances the relentless ribbing.

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Summary Takeaway

This episode delivers the best of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness—raucous, locally-rooted, and relentlessly irreverent. The show’s greatest strength is weaving together headline news, pop culture, and the hosts’ own foibles with genuine affection. From AC complaints to politicians with cursed names, to cathartic “Brady Day” health pledges, listeners get both hearty laughs and a dose of community. The world may be broken, but in HMS’s Arizona, we can at least laugh about it—often like 13-year-old boys.

Transcript

[John]

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[Brady]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98, can you be. Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Wednesday. Halfway there. It's 5:45. My name's John. There's Brady. There's Brett. There's big dick Toledo off. Another glorious day here in paradise. A nice little start to this morning. Now it's got buttons that. What's that? Is it broken? Is it this thing? It's all crooked. Yeah, the whole board's broken. That's right. This is how things work around here. I asked the engineer if I could ask him for some help. For what? This thing that I sit behind every day that may or may not be working properly, but our air conditioner doesn't work at all. How many times do I Talk about new acunit.com? these people let their air go out. Are you kidding me?

[Toledo]

Call bod.

[Brady]

I mean, what? No, we got a guy. I'm like, so our. Our AC went out yesterday afternoon here in the building.

[Toledo]

Well, we. And it's also. Isn't it the system to cool the equipment is that I think the control room too.

[Brady]

That's what. Yeah. That AC went out in that room.

[Toledo]

That's basically a refrigerator.

[Brady]

And that area. Yeah. Has to be like 30 degrees. The AC went out in there. So they were scrambling and freaking out and I said can I add your problems? And he just goes no when he walks away. So this thing will remain broken. It's been broken for over a month. I've asked a couple of times but I. I ain't doing that anymore. No one around here likes me so.

[John]

Well apparently the studios are getting heated up too because they're all in that same system. Cuz Thriller said he's already.

[Brady]

He's dying down down on his hall. Yeah. Well. New AC unit dot com. Safe safe thousand save time Ty online New AC unit dot com. I could have fixed this for him a long time ago if I just listened but.

[Toledo]

And if you're in a pinch there's something the 911 you can get portable ACs.

[Brady]

Are we doing that? Are we going to have those giant orange tubes? I don't know. But I know there's a company that brings them in. That would be hilarious. I watch that all day. Yeah but it was just like hey guy whose job it is to fix stuff, can you fix something? No. All right. Jesus. They see things got you spinning. No, they got other companies for that. I don't know that. That. You should probably buy a couple of fans and get on board the electronics man. What are you going to do? Not my problem. It's not too bad in here actually Feels nice in here for the first time in while.

[Toledo]

How long have we been in this building?

[Brady]

10 years? 9 years. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Warranty.

[Brady]

Warranty is not 10 years. That's why we've got do it yourselfers up here in our attics trying to solve this mystery that's never worked properly in the first. Again I got bod Eric, Brian. We could call these guys like all day long. No, nothing. Meanwhile we got people we see like Rudy holding ladders and like Rudy isn't qualified to like go get me a Twix. I wouldn't anyway.

[Toledo]

Trucks pulling up and they pull off the magnetic sign. Change it up.

[Brady]

Bob's ac. We'll get anybody in here. We'll see. I saw yesterday. This is crazy. Watch this. The I am don't think I'm not going to have the most fun ever with some of this now. I. I don't know if you guys saw it yesterday. The simulation that we live in that Everybody has these thoughts on. It is official that it is a simulation and that yesterday it completely broke. Did you see the. Either that or your God's just bored now. Brady, the orange shark that they caught yesterday, did you see that? They caught a traffic cone colored shark.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it's like a goldfish.

[Brady]

Costa Rica. It looks like it is kind of neat. I kind of hope those. There's more of those. I'm like, oh, that's a goof. There was a color glitch in the simulation after that. I saw a story immediately after that of a woman who identifies as a Pomeranian and has a relationship with her handler. And the guy comes over and walks her every day. She's basically saying, this is nobody's business. Why is this a problem? And he's like, yeah, why can't two consenting adults be normal? Me walking my Pomeranian girl. And he goes, you guys all sound like my wife. She hates this too. And I'm like, are you kidding? You're not supposed to go on the news with that. If you're walking the neighbor Pomeranian girl and she looks like a kind of a broke dick Nicki Minaj. All right, never mind. And then. And I don't know how this hasn't been bigger news. Tell me what you guys hear when you hear this. This is. Don't think I'm not gonna use the hell out of this. This is. This is an excuse for me to be a 13 year old boy. Here we go list.

[Brett]

This is Pixon politics with Dan Mannarino.

[Brady]

And welcome to picks on politics, everybody.

[Brett]

I am Dan Mannarino.

[Brady]

So let's talk about it this summer. I'm sitting down with the candidates of the major races heading into the general election, New Jersey.

[Brett]

Focusing on New Jersey this week.

[Brady]

In fact, take a look right here. A new poll from Fairleigh Dickinson University showing Democratic nominee Congressman Mikey Sherrill at 45% to Jack Citarelli, the Republican challenger.

[Toledo]

To who?

[Brett]

What university?

[Brady]

Showing Democratic nominee Congressman Mikey Sherrill at.

[Brett]

45% to Jack Citarelli, the.

[Brady]

A guy running for governor, New Jersey. His name is Jack Shitarelli. And I don't know how his campaign thinks. You don't know Jack Citarelli until you meet Jack Ciarelli. Don't think I'm not gonna say his name a billion times today.

[Toledo]

Man, that dude says it really well.

[Brady]

He says it fast. He's panning over, he's panicking. There's another girl that. Because I. Oh, don't. I saw that. And I'm like, what? What? What Jack Shouldarelli. This is the greatest name of all time. My name's Jack Schiavelli. Whatever me.

[Toledo]

Whatever money the opponent has, forget it.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. How in the world is she winning in New Jersey? I'm voting for shit rally that's happening. And it's okay for us to say it because it's the man's name. So I'm saying it all the time. Yeah. How is he? I'd vote for him for everything, constantly. And then his parents had the nerve to name him Jack. Jack Ciarelli. I died laughing. So I'm like, oh, okay. This is just. This guy says it funny. And I checked out like three or four other things online. Nope. And constantly, like, the news people are like, we asked Chitterelli about this, but he didn't know. Oh, you're saying he didn't know Jack Schitterelli? That's right. Exactly right. We'll be back with sports and weather.

[Toledo]

Is it T or D? The spelling C, I, A, T, T, T, T. Okay.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah. A, R, E, L, L. I should have rally again. How is he? How did he make it out of school without going to jail? He had to get in fight after fight. That dude is exactly the guy I want in office for something. I don't care if he's Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Al Qaeda. I'm voting for Jack Shitarelli. That's happening. If this thing's going to break this badly where you know people's name and I can giggle at it constantly as, like, I'm a teenage boy. Count on Jack Citarelli being T shirts. I'm going to posters in my front yard. It'll be like people drive by and go, john, who's that? You don't know Jack Cittarelli? Oh, my God. Let me get you in the house. I won't live another day with people not knowing Jack Cittarelli.

[John]

Can't believe they're saying his name. I mean, I mean, Noah the football player can't have his name said, you.

[Brady]

Know, I mean, hey, Noah, name's a name. He is a scary name is a name. People who don't know. Well, if you don't know Jack Citterella, you probably don't know a K. His last word is the K word. It's the N word with a K in front of it. Yeah, that's the kid's last R. No, when he looks like a Mormon from, like, Boise, it's the worst. But yeah, Jack Ciarelli is.

[Toledo]

How are the hat sales? Do we know the merch that Jackass.

[Brady]

Has the nerve to sell his last name on hats with no explanation of why you're wearing it. Dumb white Mormon kids are going to get murdered like crazy.

[John]

You're going to see him in Gilbert. You know that?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Your. Your punk ass white neighborhood is going to have. But you kind of get away with it with Shearelli. What a name.

[Toledo]

And now that. Well, they obviously are in on it because it's Giancino. Michael.

[Brady]

Jack. Yeah, he calls himself Jack. It's Michael. Yeah, I looked at him too, as Gene Michael. And he went for, like, Gene for when he was young. Michael was a politics name when he was like a councilman. And then for some reason, they just started calling him Jack when he was a teenager. Cause you know why? Everybody knows why your last name Ciarelli, people are gonna call you Jack. I giggled for 10 minutes on that. I rewound it like 20 times. I text broomhead. He's my politics friend. I'm like, hey, broomhead, is this a real dude or is. Am I in a fever dream? And he goes, yeah, it seems real. Don't think I'm not gonna say Jack Schiattarelli's name a hundred times tomorrow. And here we are, and I'm saying it, and it's fantastic. Why does he have to run for Jersey governor? Let's get him in some sort of national office. And it would be great to hear. All right. In the debate here, the gubernatorial election candidate Johnson, would you like to say anything? I think I've said all I need to say about that. Ciarelli, stop it. Act like a dope. Are you guys here for politics? Are you here to just laugh every time I say Jack Citarelli put it.

[Toledo]

This is my son, Jackie Jr.

[Brady]

This is little Jack. Little Jack. I didn't even say it. You guys start laughing. Mr. Cittarelli, please. I mean, why are we gonna clear this room?

[Toledo]

Professor at sea.

[Brady]

Grow up. Yeah, I don't know where he is. I don't know what he does for a living, but I'm sure it's. Yeah, this is. You know, it doesn't. Nobody, like, in the comments seems to notice that his name is like. He added the Jack to it. It wasn't like. They're like, you know, he knows, right? Like we all should, kind of. Shouldn't he have changed the last name? No. I'm a proud Citarelli and I'm gonna stay that way. Quit it. I'm gonna stay that way for the rest of my life till I pay off my debt. That's right. And then my Papa Ciarelli and grandpa.

[John]

Credit card out of it.

[Brady]

There it is.

[John]

Get your credit card.

[Brady]

Does it say you don't know Jack? I mean, how is the campaign manager not saying you don't know Jack Ciattarelli? How in the world is that gubernatorial run back? I back Jack is what he's going with. Come on.

[John]

Italians for Jack.

[Brady]

Well, that was gonna happen no matter what. They didn't. Yeah, they could be. My new governor's name is Jack Tardo.

[John]

He's even got Save Columbus Day shirts.

[Brady]

Save Columbus Day. And you can tell him Citarelli sent you. Quit it. We people quit it. They're not gonna ever take us seriously. I love that. I'm just watching the news, and everybody just glances. Just glosses right past it. I'm like, that can't be. That can't be a thing. It's a thing we got. Hobbes, your ears are doing it, too. Yeah, this whole thing's bro. Yeah, the whole thing. It's all chitterelli. Yeah. Yeah. The whole thing's gone to we. You know, the only thing we can do is just throw some chitterelli at this and fix it.

[John]

I back Jack.

[Brady]

I'm gonna get a text in a minute. Please stop it. I'm like, stop what? Saying shitarelli. It's the guy's name. Guess what kind of dog he's got A shih tzu and. Come on, Brady.

[John]

You should have had that.

[Brett]

That was.

[Brady]

All right. It's the Shitarelli shih tzu, and you can't. We're just getting away with murder. I know it's. But guess what? Welcome to the show. Sorry to break it to you, but I may have that problem. I was dying, and the news, they have to act like it is. They didn't say that. Like, the dude's name isn't hilarious.

[John]

Well, I noticed how fast that dude flew through because Brady and I had to pick up on it twice.

[Brady]

Like, yeah, what is it? Yeah, but you think you hear it. Yeah, I did it yesterday because I was watching, and they. They ran a thing on the news, and he's losing. I don't know how he's losing. He must be nuts, too. And he. He's not in the lead yet, but he's catching up. And then anchor on the TV said, we asked you to rally this and that. And I said, wait a second. Did I just hear that? So I rewound it and like, yeah. No. Yeah, that's his name. That's it. And I don't know how you lose with that one. I just don't know how you lose with that one, but there it is. And everybody has. I hope he wins, and I hope he, like, does great, and he gets. You know, he becomes president.

[Toledo]

Buddy talks him into. And we got your nickname, man. Gotta be Jack.

[Brady]

Hey, Gene, come over here for a second. Watch this. Hey, everybody, this is my friend Gene Cittarelli. Hey, Gene. Well, if I called you Jack, here's how that would go. Hey, look, everybody, it's Jack Cittarelli. You're a hit. I'm gonna be your campaign manager. You're gonna run Jersey.

[Toledo]

It brightens the room.

[Brady]

It just makes everybody happy. Yeah, it's just awesome. So I was pretty childlike in my exuberance with this yesterday, and it's even better than I expected to be on the air and say his name over and over and over. It's just fun. But T should be, you know. Yeah, that's. This guy said, how is. How's he missing it? Frontside says, you're not voting for Shitarelli. You don't know Jack Citarelli. That's perfect. That's a perfect campaign slogan. I don't get it. He's running from it. Yeah. And I. I don't. I don't make it through my life with that name. I grew up a candy apple. I was a stick with a head. And if my last name was Shitarelli, I would have. I would have lasted about three days. I'd have taken a swing at the biggest kid that was making Alan Gully. Would have had me jammed in a trash can. To this day, I'd have been stuck in that thing. You nipped the garbage, Ellie, get me out of here. Oh, I'd have been. You've been tanning. Take your trophy and shove it up your ass, Yankees. I wouldn't have been. I would have been a dead kid. That's all that would have been. Anyway, I had fun with it. But then the orange shark and the lady walking around as a. As a Pomeranian with some dude she found in her neighborhood to walk her, and he's doing it, and they claim they're in a sexless relationship. They have to. But he brings his wife to the party when the news is talking to him. Yeah, he's, like, upset that people are paying attention to this. Like, what did you two expect? You go over to her house every day from your house, strap a leash on an African American woman and walk her around? And my wife thinks it's crazy, too. I'm like. And you're married, you idiot. You're ruining it for everyone. You know who put a stop to this? Brett. Jack Shitarella. That's exactly right. We're not gonna put blacks on leashes and walk them around anymore. That's not happening. And you can take that to the bank. And my name ain't Jack Shitarelli. Stop it. Yeah, if you have a last name like that, you have to take it to the bank. Yeah. You have to either just lean into it a hundred percent or, you know, change it to Smith. Yeah, yeah. You look crazy. But his life and just Tony Romas. I used to find those funny names and mispronounce them on purpose, you know? And they. They do that thing like Phil Leotardo or something like that. Phil Rittardo. Phil. It's Leotardo. I'm sorry that. Her handwriting's terrible. It. Your table's ready, Mr. Guitardo. You son of a. Oh, maybe you could get that one guy, Anthony Weiner, to be his running mate. You could have Tony Weiner. You could have the Chitterelli wiener ticket. It's ridiculously stupid. And I can't get enough. I like when the world breaks for a second and no one notices, and then, like, the key master up there in the matrix has to get back on the computer and fix some stuff. I accidentally make an orange shock. Whoops. He just. You know when you do that on your phone and you try to, like, mark up a picture or you do some editing and then you go to draw on it and you realize it's green and you meant it to be. You got to go to that big prism of colors and pick. Yeah, it's that whoever's making the sharks and stuff accidentally had it on orange when he sent this. Shark is traffic cone colored. It's.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it's a hunter orange.

[Brady]

It is the strangest. It's not like, oh, maybe it's a little orange. It is like side of the road work, you know, earning your ticket stuff. You know, you had to go to traffic school or pick up trash on the side of the street. You're wearing shark orange. I think all sharks should be that color. We should breed this thing.

[Toledo]

What if it was at that gathering of the redheads festival?

[Brady]

Oh, it's a ginger shark. It's a mutation. I didn't even think about it as hair. He's an outcast in and amongst the sharks. I like a crazy shark and yeah. Oh, yeah. And I bet you he's just wrecked a lot of black sharks lives. Man, she's hot, but God damn, she's crazy. She might. She bites. She's a shark. I know, but she bite. It ain't fun like some girls nibble. She bites. Telling you, brother, don't mess with those orange ones.

[John]

No one knows about that.

[Brady]

Jack Cittarelli. Oh, Jack Cittarelli would tell you. That's right. Brett, you're leaning into it too. I like that. I understand it. Caught an orange shark off the coast of the Jersey there. If you vote Ciarelli, that, that, that Ciarelli will stop right there. I'll tell you so much. I'd like to introduce my running mate. This is Anthony Fookface. You guys have any problems with him? How you doing? It's spelled F A, U, C H. We're having a ball with this stuff. New Italians in your stuff. You're so proud of your names that it can be that bad and you're still not going to abandon it. It.

[John]

I'm out on that one.

[Brady]

You know what? That. Yeah, I know. I'm out on that one. That happened at Ellis Island. Name? My name is Luigi. What you say? It's Luigi? Ch. This guy's last name is. No, no, no. I say it all.

[Toledo]

Go with it.

[Brady]

It's too late. We write it down. Watch this. We will never be the same. But you know what? We're a proud of sheet rally. So we stay this way forever.

[Toledo]

It's my. No, it's Jack.

[Brady]

Hey, everybody. I changed my first name to Jack. My last name is now Citarelli. I'm an American. What is so funny? This guy don't know what we're calling him yet. It's so dumb anyway. Yeah, I didn't know which one was stupider. I didn't know the Pomeranian story could get any dumber until that guy started talking about his wife. And you know who's to blame in that? The wife. I know for a fact right now, if I go, I'm just gonna go down the road and walk the black girl. I'm not coming home to a happy person. You're doing what? Yeah, she thinks she's a Pomeranian after five o' clock at night. So I'm gonna strap a leash to her, walk around. You're gonna get arrested or shot. No, no, no. Why can't anybody mind their own business? Why can't a man in 2025 strap a leash to a black lady and walk around a neighborhood? She's a Pomeranian.

[Toledo]

I don't understand. How does that look bad?

[Brady]

How does that explain it to me? One more Time. And this time, try to make sense. I just can't help myself but think that you're the dumbest mother alive. I'm gonna go walk my. My black lady. That's just. It's not a thing you can do and he's doing. Doesn't hurt that he's also black, but it doesn't help. Well, no, you can't be a white guy and do that. I was just gonna say you can't. You can't do it to anyone. And somebody has to get to her. And by the way, if you live in a neighborhood where one of your, like, neighbors thinks they're a Pomeranian, get out of there. Like, get a better job. Like, if she can afford to live in your neighborhood, you're not doing enough.

[John]

Is she walking on all fours or just she's walking around like a Pomeranian.

[Brady]

And then she says her dad's her biggest supporter. People need to be less sensitive. She said of the hate comments she gets. It's just about me. It shouldn't be a problem for anyone else. It's just someone who wants to have a good time and dress up and have fun and. And her dad's also, like, my wife thinks it's crazy, too. Like, everybody. Like, this is insanity. Everybody's an idiot. I'm gonna go walk the daughter who's.

[Toledo]

Saying dress up and having fun.

[Brady]

The Pomeranian girl.

[Toledo]

Okay, so someone needs a smile.

[Brady]

Even still, I know she's crazy. Oh, what's eating? The new banana split cookie from AM.

[Toledo]

Pm All freshly baked with real butter with banana, chocolate, and strawberry flavors.

[Brady]

That sounds amazing. Can I have a bite? I'm sorry, but no, but you can't split the banana split.

[Toledo]

Not even a little. Not even a crumb.

[Brady]

What if.

[Toledo]

No, please.

[Brady]

Mine. When it's too legit to split. That's cravenience. Get a 3 pack for 99 cents with our app ampm. Too much good stuff. Plus tax where applicable. Prices and participation may vary. Terms and conditions apply. Home morning sickness. Brady.

[Toledo]

If you went home, it's like watching those. Do the women. Do the steeple. Chase the horse where they think, oh.

[Brady]

They'Re not on horses. Yeah, they pretend to be horses. Yeah. They're mentally unstable. And if you went home today and on your way home, you're driving down the road and you see Kirby trotting down on all fours with some kid in a leash, and you're like, what's this?

[Toledo]

What in the wild, wild world of.

[Brady]

Sports did you do? Man, I don't know. We were in the house for a Little while. And I, I, I thought I was a Pomeranian, man. And he started to walk me. It works, man. Come on. And then you got to deal with that every day. This kid coming over, Kirby.

[Toledo]

All right, you know whose daughter that is?

[Brady]

Jack C. No. Oh, it's Brady. He wouldn't tolerate that. No, get this. That would have been his first speech. My daughter thinks she's a Pomeranian. She's a ciarelli. And that's all she'll ever be. Who cleans up after Ciarelli? Does she take dumps? And do you clean it up with the bag?

[Toledo]

With the scoop? Yeah.

[Brady]

No, you pick it up with the inside out bag.

[Toledo]

He does that.

[Brady]

I don't know. If you're pretending to be a Pomeranian, you gotta go ass out, because pomeranians don't wear pants. So to me, when people say that kind of stupid stuff, you're like, all right, if you really believe it, do it.

[Toledo]

Does it have to pick her up around bigger dogs?

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah, because she's too yappy. She doesn't know her own. Know her own size. Pomeranians get brave. Sometimes a. A rottweiler or cane corso goes by and they want to pick a fight. Next thing you know, yeah, he's got a. He's got a 166 pound Pomeranian under his arm. Yeah, Pomeranian. Pick a size appropriate too. You're not a Pomeranian. You're. Yeah, you're like, I don't know, Newfoundland or something. Via Newfoundland black lab. That's too far. That was too far. I was gonna go there, but I didn't. I was gonna do that, but I did it. He takes her to the park and throws this dragon and she chases it. Now I know, Brad. I was gonna. You know why I didn't do it? Is this he b. Oh, he did. I had black. Oh, so this is your fault. Say it out loud.

[John]

I was him looking across and then he said it, which made it fun worse.

[Brady]

He's getting a kick out of his own nonsense. I started to say, be no dummy. If you were part of Jack's immediate family but married into it, would that make you a piece of the chitterelli? Yeah, it makes you a piece of chitterelli. It's the stupidest thing in the world that I get a kick out of. Anyway, don't leash up people, especially people of color. That's bad. And vote chitterelli. And if you catch an orange shark, immediately put it back so it can breed with the other ones and they'll all be orange someday. Right now they blend in too much. Jaws wouldn't have been a problem at all if that fin came up and it was just a traffic cone sticking out of the water. We'd have all seen it. We're like a buoy. Pretty cool though, that we got this going on. Really cool. I was. We were blamed by one of our listeners yesterday. They were very upset that we didn't comment on Graham Green. Was that his name? Yeah, Graham Green, the native American actor that.

[Toledo]

That passed away.

[Brady]

Yeah. He was in dances and stuff like that. I didn't even know he was gone until after the show. But she's right. All the native actors.

[Toledo]

I did, but I was, you know, too deep in the oxy to get.

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, ye. We were. You have to understand, Ran and was the one that Brady took oxy at 9:30 yesterday to get through his surgery pain. And we lost Brady about 9:50 and then about 10 o' clock he turned like yellow and we started to worry. We left him alone with the chicken wings. Now here's the other thing. Proud of you because Native dropped off like 10,000 wings yesterday, right? Yeah.

[John]

Half the chicken population.

[Brady]

Almost all the chickens I've seen. It was huge. And it was funny to see because Brady came in and he was very good. You kept your hands off the chicken. You wanted some of that chicken. Yeah. Oh, I bet. And you were high. So now you know how Kirby feels all the time. So it was like really funny and then not thinking after that. After a little while, I left the room. We all did. And we left Brady alone in there with all that chicken. And I got back here and I'm like, oh my God. I left him alone in the chicken room and I ran back over there and he was still just standing in there with Long Paul. Like you two have anything to talk about.

[Toledo]

Is that who that was?

[Brady]

Yeah. You didn't care. But Long Paul's in there just covered in sauce. I haven't eaten properly for like probably since the Reagan administration. And so Long Paul comes in and out and there was someone else in there. Oh, it was rude. And Brady's still standing in the corner. And I checked his hands for sauce. They were clean. He. He held off. But it was very funny to see that you needed to be chicken adjacent because it was killing you deep down. Proud of you. You stayed out of the juice.

[Toledo]

Enjoying the smells.

[Brady]

Well, you need to just get yourself away from it. Heroin addicts probably enjoy the sound of oh, oh, oh. But they don't want it. They don't need to be around it. Too much much. You need to stay away from that. And to native. We thank you. I'll be out there tonight at the i10 and Ray at 5:30 watching people who are probably going to be in Brady situation pretty soon just hammer thousands of pounds of weighing.

[John]

He was eyeing up that celery pretty good.

[Brady]

Well, I pushed it towards him. Yeah, he didn't like that. Didn't like that. He wanted some carrots but they weren't there. I think that was just an excuse. He was talking about needing carrots and did he get any carrots. Toledo gave him some line of Jack Ciadarelli so he gave him a line of Ciarelli that said the cost of carrots. Cost of carrots has gone high and stoned. Brady's like, is that real? You know, man. Hey man, can I just rub my face in? This is better than don't do it. Not a thing. But I was proud of you. But leaving you alone in there was like saying, oh my God, I've left Brady in there with he's covered in honey in the beehive. It was like it was a bad idea. Could have ended you and you turned yellow.

[Toledo]

I thought it was a test.

[Brady]

It was a test and you passed. But Jill from sales came up even and said brady's yellow. I'm like, yeah, that just happened a few minutes ago. We'll get him out of here. Don't worry about was. It was a strange thing when you started to get little. Yeah, you look good again. Your color's back. You look healthy. But yesterday about 10:08 not so good. It was a strange thing. I've seen people with jaundice before. You didn't have that because your eyes weren't like. Didn't look like you had urine all over your eyeballs.

[Toledo]

I looked like a chicken wing before it went into the fryer. That kind of yelled.

[Brady]

It wasn't. No, you. You got real pale for a minute. I'm like, oh, he's losing color. That's the Oxy. He's getting tired. He's wearing out. You know, four or five hours you wear out as you just went through a major thing. And then when I came around the corner again, I looked at the back of your head and I'm like, oh, that's banana yellow and it's not going the right direction.

[Toledo]

Got through about half of unknown number.

[Brady]

Oh, yes.

[Toledo]

What happened?

[Brady]

What? Oh, you. Oh, you fell asleep. Yeah. You can't watch TV on the Oxy. It can be great and you're not going to make it Through. And that was our tribute to Graham Green. All the natives that said, why didn't you bring up Graham Green? You got to understand natives, that he's a big deal to all you. And we know him, but he's not like a huge household name. Graham Green.

[Toledo]

I wouldn't know his name. I recognize him.

[Brady]

Oh, the second you see his face, like, oh, he's the guy.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that's Graham Green.

[Brady]

Tons of stuff and Dances with Wolves and he's brilliant. Yeah. You haven't seen Dancing Fantastic.

[John]

I've heard it's just one of those really long movies.

[Brady]

Yeah. Why did. That was me with Schindler's List. I've never seen Schindler's List start to finish. I've just seen the ending. Seemed. Seemed like pretty much everything. I knew that was going to happen. But I know I've seen. I've seen chunks of. Same with Goonies. Goonies and Schindler's List. I've never seen From Beginning to end, which is an odd combination to. I don't think that's a double feature. Many people would have gone.

[Toledo]

I didn't feel like Goonies was really long, but it just felt.

[Brady]

No, it wasn't because it was long. It was just. It looked stupid. And it turns out I was right.

[John]

And it was.

[Brady]

But it was terrible. And. But as a kid, I'm like, movie dumb.

[Toledo]

It's a good treasure hunt.

[Brady]

No hot girls. Wow. A short round pissed me off in Indiana Jones. So I looked at him and I don't want to see him do anything. So I just looked at the cast and no, thanks, but you just don't.

[John]

Know Jack Shitterelli about that movie.

[Brady]

That's the problem, pal. Is he in that? We're gonna abuse it until they take it away. Somebody's gonna come up with a loophole that says, please stop saying that. No, I'll stop saying it the second there's no more Citarelli on my tv. Unfortunately, he's just in Jersey. Dude needs some national prominence. It's fun to watch the news and see the news. People like they're doing what we're doing, too. They're having a blast with it. They love the idea. How do you say this? CIA. Torelli. No. Try again. Seattle. Seattle. Seat Alley. Nope. How would you say Shabbata? It's the same thing. Only add teas. Because it's the CIA. Which is in Italian. Right? Shibata. Sia chia. That's the thing. So he's our guy. I'm voting for him. I'm going to try to get residents in New Jersey before the gubernatorial election. I don't know when that is. It's got to be coming up. But they wouldn't be talking about all this shitarelli until, you know, like if it's a year after out.

[Toledo]

Hopefully he runs with Bob Moore. The more Shitterelli ticket.

[Brady]

I hope he has a friend named Rocco Horse. I'm not gonna say it because you did it in your own mind. It's fun. Anyway, we'll be playing with that for, I don't know, next five or six years. Let's get a Wake up song, shall we? 585-9800. A good one. We'll do it for Jack Citarelli. It's 98 KUPD. Wake Up. Hey. It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually.

[Toledo]

No membership feed.

[Brady]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. Oh, excuse me. Sorry about that everybody. I thought the mic was the board.

[John]

The board.

[Brady]

I'm usually classier than that. I thought the mic was off and I burped right in your faces. I apologize. Hey, Brett. Yeah. This. This was actually sent to me by a guy who says this is how I found out about the orange shark. Have. Have Brett tell everybody who the reporter is. A neon orange shark has caught our sight. Not brown. Not brown. What's his last name? His last name is Nigreli. You could say it a couple of different ways.

[John]

Hard I at the end.

[Brady]

Why is he. The simulation totally shattered in the last 40 hours. Whatever drugs Brady's on the whole whoever's creating the day to day script for us.

[Toledo]

It's chills run over Brett's body. Brady passes.

[John]

Pass that bottle around.

[Brady]

How does he say his name? I don't. I don't even want to.

[Toledo]

Reporting live.

[Brady]

Reporting live. I'm Craig N word. See. For more unbiased updates, download the Straight Arrow news app or go to san.com.

[John]

Where'S the same.

[Brady]

It's full of surprises in the big blue sea. For more unbiased updates, download. So you could say it swims with ease and nature's full of surprises in the big loose. It doesn't say. I wouldn't either. Well, I don't want him to say it too loud.

[John]

If he says that it's okay.

[Brady]

I think you get the pass. Yeah. No way. Nothing. He wasn't thinking, Brett. He wasn't thinking. What he needs is to think more like me get Shitterelli for brains. And of course, they pulled the shark right out of the water. You know, I'm one of the greatest sharks of all time. Yes. I'm bright orange. There's nothing you can do about it, but I. It's a beautiful color of orange. What a shark. They call me Megadeth because I'm basically the Dave Mustaine of the sea.

[Toledo]

Megalodon.

[Brady]

Megalodon. Trump. Megadeth. Thing is good because it's Mustang. If we called a Meglin, it would be the greatest shark of all time. It should be gold. I don't see orange. I see gold. I don't know, maybe it's me, but I think it's pretty great. Pretty great. Did you see Trump yesterday. Yesterday blow up that boatload of. I don't know, was it Venezuelans or whatever they were the Central Americans that had that cocaine boat?

[Toledo]

I didn't.

[Brady]

We're using the military to just blow dudes up and like speedboats because they're.

[Toledo]

Down by the well patrolling.

[Brady]

Yeah, they're hanging around down there. Like, this isn't so good. We got one, and I thought it was going to be like a military boat. It's like a. It's like a rain. It's like a bass boat, and it's just full of cocaine. And it's got 11 dudes in it. And we. I think we droned them. I don't know how it worked, but we had boats out there, and, like, there's one, and it left the coast. Boom. Gone. Not coming to America. Let that be a lesson. It's like, oh, are you. Are you playing Battleship with the Earth? It was a great hit. If you haven't seen the video, it's. I'm still a teen boy at heart. I think we all know that.

[John]

I got Craig's real here.

[Brady]

Oh, geez. Here we go. Does he say it? Yeah.

[John]

Well, I mean, you know, there you go.

[Brady]

Oh, wait, I got the wrong thing. It is night.

[John]

Hang on.

[Brady]

How does he say it? Good evening. I'm Craig De Grelli. It is night five of the Masked Mandate in Wichita, and the. Yeah, it doesn't look like that on it. Shouldn't. He should change it just for the. When it comes up on the screen. It's awful. Good evening. I'm Craig Degrelli. Idiot. Yeah, he says it fast enough that you can't really tell it's bad until you see. See it. It's not a good name.

[Toledo]

Yeah, don't spell it.

[Brady]

Yeah, just.

[Toledo]

Just Craig.

[Brady]

Yeah, I would change it to N O, K, R E, L, L I. Nocrelli. It's close. It sounds the exact same. Just don't want to see that word on my tv. No, you can't start any name with those three letters and not have every white guy go, oh, we're gonna get in trouble for even knowing that guy. Guy.

[John]

I am watching that news.

[Brady]

No, you're getting directed. No, you're not allowed to see that. Straight arrow news. I'm Craig. The word you can't say. Why are you watching news and laughing? What's so funny about the news? Craig Negrelli's telling me about Citarelli. He's keeping me up on Citarelli. He's running. He's running for governor of New Jersey. He's running. Ciarelli, turn the television off. It's the funniest show I've ever seen and laughed like this since Letterman went off. Anyway, stupid is all that is. It's dumb, and I can't get enough of it. I'm with you. It's just the dumbest thing ever. There's another thing that happened yesterday. Again, the complete destruction of normalcy. And everybody's talking about it, like, are we the only ones that are acting like this isn't happening? The news treats everything normal.

[Toledo]

They have.

[Brady]

They have made it illegal for you to sell ultrasound photos, which I didn't know who was. Who's in the market for that.

[Toledo]

Because it's like, porn.

[Brady]

No. Maybe to some people. Yeah, well, that might be on the Epstein list for, like, the extreme. Like, before they're born. They don't have an age yet. Can't be illegal yet. No, they found that when they had them available publicly, crazy broads were extorting.

[Toledo]

Guys they slept with and saying, this.

[Brady]

Is your baby and this is your baby. And getting money from them. Like, just give me a few thousand dollars, I'll make this all go away. Okay, I know we haven't talked for. So, yeah, so these women would meet at bars and have sex with, like, dudes who clearly out of their league or whatever and pull them for, I don't know, 5, 600 bucks a pop with these photos and now that. But that doesn't stop anyone. You do is Facebook and screen cap some crazy baby drama lady who has the thing. See? Yeah, I was seeing this, and they're like, yeah, we can't have that. A bizarre ultrasound photo scam. So if you've got a Lady you slept with and she sends you an ultrasound of a baby. Call her bluff before you send her cash. Says it's. I was talking to our elderly friend Paula the other night, and she said that one of the ladies she's know. She knows. She goes, she's hanging out at the old people home. One of the ladies she knows was sending money to a guy from Africa. And Paul is like, you know what that is, right? And she said, these women are just not on it. And she goes, no, he's emailing me. His father's sick and he needed some money. And she goes, you sent it? And she said, yeah. How much? $50. Because now she's got your. This guy's got your information, though. Like, he, like, you wired it to him. Yeah. I go, oh, you're done. Like, check everything it. Like everything you've ever worked for is going to end up in the hands of this scam. And she goes, it happens at the thing all the time. Dudes don't fall for it. But pregnancy scares. I think we reach into her pocket pretty fast.

[John]

Oh, yeah, how much you need?

[Brady]

Yeah, exactly. Especially if you did boner. And she's texting you like a month and a half, two months later, and says, this just happened. I got to do something about it. Or worse still, she moved like she's somewhere else. And she's like, I moved to Reno and I got this baby now. You should pay me it once a month. Pay me 300amonth, and we won't go to court for. For this. And then all she gotta do is send you pictures of kids. From that point forward, they pulled the plug on selling ultrasound shots. They were 14 bucks on the Internet if you wanted one. I'm like, who's buying these crazy.

[Toledo]

It's an ultrasound. Guess what? You're the father.

[Brady]

Yeah. Even Brady would be like, I should probably. I didn't even meet her. But just in case. Could be one of those immaculate rides. Yeah. So it's a weird thing that they and the news read it like it was totally reasonable. That seems like. Yeah, we should probably not have that anyway. Royal, is it gonna rain tonight? I'm like, no, get back on. What are you talking? Like, you should have said. Wow, Yetta, sure looks like your. Your side of the aisle has gone absolutely bat crazy. Or as I like to say, Batshitarelli. Royal Monsoon. Craig. Royal Jack Schedarli. So I understand you're. You're running. You're running for something. You're running Chitrali now. You guys all are Jerks. But yes, I'm running for governor. It's a scam to do that. This guy says I would take it to the next level if I got one of those. Reverse shakedown. Tell them that they have to have the baby or you'll turn them into the authorities. We're looking to terminate a pregnancy. I don't think it's illegal. Legal, though. A couple thousand bucks, you might be able to keep your mouth shut. There's a chance. No way. I don't. Yeah, I would. I would. Back in the day. If you had a little dalliance with a lunatic and we all have a redhead and she fires over an ultrasound to you. Remember the girl that called you and said that she puffed up because of the dog hair?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Imagine she gets back to you a couple years later. Or a couple months later. Later with the ultrasound. You'd have paid. You're a good person, right?

[Toledo]

No.

[Brady]

You don't think. Well, you would have paid in sauce, but, I mean, you wouldn't have paid American money.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I would have been.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Pretty good chance.

[Brady]

All we need to do.

[Toledo]

Well, then we need to get married.

[Brady]

Yeah. Would have tried to marry the picture. We've been married for five years and you're still pregnant. What's going on? It's the. Jesus. It's some sort of miracle. All right, you got me there. I guess that is possible.

[Toledo]

It's funny, because yesterday it was on Instagram, but the guy was talking about the actor. Sean Astin has four fathers. So his mother, Patty Leduc.

[Brady]

No, Patty.

[Toledo]

Patty Duke.

[Brady]

Patty leduc.

[John]

Not the fence. Not the French actress.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Patty leduc is a black porn star. Go on. John Aspen's his dad, right?

[Toledo]

No, but she married him and he was this.

[Brady]

Better relate somehow. Brady, you're just gonna take.

[Toledo]

So he married him when he's a year and a half old, so he adopted him. John Ashley.

[Brady]

He didn't marry him. He married Duke. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Patty leduc.

[John]

Oh, man.

[Brady]

All right. It's the pills.

[John]

Get the chocolate.

[Toledo]

The pill ended up being Desi. Or the. The father ended up being.

[Brady]

Go on.

[Toledo]

He's thinking about Desi Arnaz Jr.

[Brady]

He banged Patty Leduc?

[Toledo]

Yeah, before.

[Brady]

This is a group of people no one's talked about in a hundred years. You better land this. Good.

[Toledo]

Okay, so it goes on. And Desi figures. All right, well, then I'm the father. So he starts a relationship with Patty, Duke with Desi Arnaz, and he accepts that. Wait, who does? My. You're my biological father.

[Booyi Poon]

Father.

[Brady]

Sean Aston. Starts one with Desi. Yes. Okay.

[Toledo]

And he also gets adopted by John. John Aston.

[Brady]

He's got two fathers have adopted him. Yeah, I don't think that's legal.

[Toledo]

DNA comes around. There's a record producer in England that she happened to sleep with too, around the same time at Desi Arnaz.

[Brady]

So Patty Dud, they test him years.

[Toledo]

Later, ends up he's the father. But in. In between that. That there's another one that popped up. The guy was in the military. He was banging her too, and said, I'm. I'm probably the father looking at it. So they finally did the DNA testing.

[Brady]

I thought I already said they did that.

[Toledo]

Well, they did it on the fourth. Fourth one to confirm that it wasn't him. It was the third guy.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Four guys he considers his or his father.

[Brady]

Well, he's wrong. This is one dude. The other guys got scammed. And Patty.

[Toledo]

And Patty leduc.

[Brady]

Patty. Morning sickness. Medicate Holmberg's morning sickness. Didn't I get my. I think I got a discount on my senior photos at leduc Photography.

[Toledo]

I'm pretty sure that was my crossover with Patti LaBelle.

[Brady]

What does that have to do with anything? She didn't have a real kid.

[Toledo]

She might have. Might have been serving them up.

[Brady]

I don't know that she was the one in the scam. She was just running a train with Gomez Adams in the 60s.

[Toledo]

And Desi.

[Brady]

That's right. And Desi Arnaz Jr. What did you read? When did you. You dive into that?

[Toledo]

Oh, it was just, you know, thumbing through the Instagram and Sean Aston came up and said, you know, he had considers four fathers.

[Brady]

Sam Wise Ganges has four D. All right. All right, Brett. Oh, here's the name of a weather lady back in the east. Her name is Bo Ye Poon. And she's not even Asian. She just. She's not at all.

[John]

I need to start watching the news.

[Brady]

She's not even a little Asian. Her name. Bo Yi Poon.

[John]

I need to watch some more news.

[Brady]

B O hyphen Y E E Poon. Also the mother of Sean Astin, which is a surprise. There's also maternity.

[Toledo]

You can go to either one. You could watch weather and news.

[John]

Does she do weather with Craig?

[Brady]

Yeah, Bo Yepoon. Anything. Thanks. Craig Negrelli. Oh, my God, I'm gonna get fined. It's all right. It's my name. That's. Anyway. Yes. I'm telling you, the simulation shattered. Brady just proved it with his Sean Aston news. What people like to call the Sean Astin updates. Brady should do one of those once a month to see how Sean Astin's doing. You thought about Samwise Ganges In a while. Well, good. Brady has. Here's some news about. That is crazy, though. You start thinking about, like, if you'd have gotten one of those in the mail. You know, it's like photo radar, only with ovaries. Like, you start to wonder, do I owe this fine or should I just throw it away?

[John]

Just don't answer the door.

[Brady]

Yeah, like, because she. She can't just show up and show you she'd have to be pregnant, Right? So she's mailing this to you through the email or just delete it.

[Toledo]

Proves nothing.

[Brady]

Nothing. I would. I'd call her bluff because if she is pregnant, you got something to deal with. Deal with. So I think you do the Brady and you say, we're going to raise this together.

[Toledo]

It's a nice picture. And what else would you like?

[Brady]

Yeah, and I wanted to. I want to. I demand a DNA test. Nobody should ever pay a woman any money until there's a DNA test involved. And that goes for husbands. Your wife comes home pregnant, you say, hey, I want a DNA test. I ain't this. It's too costly nowadays. Kids cost too much money. Money. And too many TV shows have been. There's a whole, like, genre of television. Maury Povich started. And it. They found thousands and thousands and thousands of people who were or were not the father. No one knows. If Matthias says, I'm pregnant. Well, you especially because you got clipped.

[John]

Oh, yeah, lots of words.

[Brady]

I don't care if you and your wife were trying to get pregnant when she's pregnant. Pregnant. DNA test it. If she gets mad, you know what? You know what's going on. If it's the other way around, and.

[Toledo]

There were so many people that didn't do the DNA testing, just like, just.

[Brady]

Leave it be because they know the.

[John]

Little keyshawn is yours.

[Brady]

What the. What he did? Look, I'm gonna name you Laduke. That's a cool name. Dad. You don't look like a proud Citarelli, but you are one. Yeah, I would. I would demand it. And I would immediately demand. It's like when a woman says, let me see your phone. And the guy goes, hey, what are you talking about? She automatically goes, oh, there's something in it. If you say, let me have a DNA test of that baby that you're trying to have a mine. If she gets upset, it's the same argument she's got. If there's nothing in it. You wouldn't care. It's like it's true. Probably true. So if you want me to DNA test the baby and you get upset at me neither, you're just adding to the suspicion. And you have to throw this story at her and basically say you realize you're not allowed to sell ultrasounds on the Internet because broads are crazy and they started to extort dudes for baby money because they know we're scared of them. So. And you know what? Look at your kid today. My dad even should do it. He looks at me and he's just like, jesus. No chance she found another dude with that nose. He should still DNA test and we should have some lawyers that get your money back. You can still love the kid and get your money back. That should be the way that I fit. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on this thing and I found out it's not mine. I want my money back.

[John]

It was like Costco. They take returns after two years or something.

[Brady]

Yeah, put a three year window on it if you're too dumb to get it after. If you get it when they're like nine, you're an idiot.

[Toledo]

Buy the after market guarantee, you know, three. Three years, 36 months.

[Brady]

Yeah, I don't want student loan relief. I want scammed dad relief. Dudes who realize years later it's not my kid. I want my money back. Especially now. If you knew it wasn't your kid, that's different. But if you. If you get blindsided by that, yeah, you should get your money.

[Toledo]

I got a little shout out to Corbett Leduc.

[Brady]

That' what you're confused with I. Calm down. You can't fix it. The more you say, Leduke, the more people realize that you were. Anyway, anyone who doesn't know who Sean Aston is probably doesn't know Jack Shitarelli. That's true. Fact. If you don't know him, you don't know Jack Shitarelli for sure.

[John]

Now back to the weather with Booy.

[Brady]

Said look up and she's as white as I am. She might as well be from Stockholm. Hi. I identify as a wild Asian woman named Boogie Poon. Oh, I've looked up your work on the Internet, but it wasn't you. Anyway, take it away, Poon. Is it wet outside?

[Toledo]

Monsoon.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's time. It's raining outside and we've got Booyi Poon standing by a puddle. Are you wet, Poon? Don't adjust your tv, it's just pixelated. We've got a soaking wet Poon outside. It's pouring out there. I told you guys this. But I text Troy Hayden in the middle of the monsoon last week. He was on TV and he's with Tram my and Mark Curtis and they broke out a weather lady and a whole desk was just chock full of news people. They couldn't just put two up there. And Hayden's got his arms crossed like, this is a punching. Let's go. What is going on? And tram my wouldn't shut up the water. And they threw it out to a girl who's standing on Elliot and 51st street and she's standing next to a storm wash. We all used to work over there. It was right next to off the i10 ramp going south off onto Elliot there's this giant retention basin. It's designed to suck up rainwater water. It's a storm drain.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Look at all the water collecting here. It's a flood. Supposed to do that. And it was only like ankle deep at the time. But then outside the little storm drain was backing up because it was raining pretty good. So it's try. It's doing a great job despite being overwhelmed. And she's standing on the side and I don't know how, like people were driving by and like trying to splash her a little. Not doing too bad. And Tram's like, I can't believe. How are those cars even getting through that? It's like she was waiting for Noah's ark to go by or something and she wouldn't shut up. And I text Troy Hayden right in the middle of the newscast. And I was blown away at how fast he got back to me. I said, do you sometimes just want to say it's just rain, Tram calm the down. I said, I know I'd never stop building statues of any newsman who did that to the lady who wouldn't shut up about the weather. I said, until Mark Curtis. I said, hello. And then he just fired back. Oh, I have to do the rain thing. It's basically like, hey, we're just stuck in this mess right now. It's big news. I'm like, well, get back. Like I was watching him. I don't know how he text me. Must have done it under the desk. I said, get back to work. I'm just supposed to be a quick distraction. You're not supposed to answer me. But those guys, they sit back. Those news people have to pretend to be interested. Like Craig Negrelli. He always pretends to be interested and things.

[John]

And booy poon's weather I mean.

[Brady]

I mean, if you don't send Booy Poon outside. Booy Poon's water drive. It's time to soak the poon. This summer, we're going to do a water drive. Wet poon everywhere. That's what we call it. It's going to be great work out there. Poon. Her sister. Booyah. Poon, Booy and Booyah. The poons. It's broken, guys. It's broken. What's her favorite drink, Brett? What the astronauts drink. Yeah, that's right. Booy food tank. That's from Ben Robinson. Thank you for Robertson Roberson. I understand you're trying to help some kids go to space camp, aren't you, Booy Poon? I am, Sam. We're selling Tang out here at the Poon Tang stand. It's an amazing line of black guys here promising poontang for a quarter. I'd like some poontang for a quarter, please. Here you go. Oh, it's a. It's a cup of tea or something. What is this? What is this bull? Is this in high C?

[John]

Line of hellcats in the parking lot.

[Brady]

You'd be blown away at how well the Poon Tang to stand is going.

[Toledo]

That is sweet.

[Brady]

Boom. Booy. Sweet Poon Tang. It's not us. I know. It's this. It's the world. Back in the. Back when I was growing up, when you had the late now Frank Camacho and Heidi Fogel song on tv, if the weather person was named Booyah, they'd have changed her name to Susan Johnson. That would have been it. She's white. Nobody will believe you're Asian. Your name is Donna. No, I'm Booy Poon. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We can't say your name, Poon every day and not giggle. But now everybody's allowed to have their name. Citarelli, Poon Negreli.

[John]

Craig would just die saying that. Going to weather every day with her.

[Brady]

I'm. I'm hoping that the simulation breaks so bad that this Noah K. Word kid coming out of college is the greatest athlete that's ever lived. And he's like the Michael Jordan of football. And he becomes the goat. And everyone has jerseys walking down. You see him everywhere, and all you hear is, ain't this a. They found a way to do it. They found a way to do it. They named one of their kids that. It's crazy. Yeah. Boogie Poon doesn't look at all like.

[John]

No.

[Brady]

An Asian woman.

[Toledo]

It's like there's a fullback For Ohio State back in the day. Pete Johnson.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

His real name was Willie James Hannock. And evidently, I don't like that we're gonna call you Pete Johnson.

[Brady]

Yeah. They just didn't want to deal with it. And that's not even dirty. No, just did whatever. They just named him themselves. Either that or he can't have a fullback.

[Toledo]

Woolly Hammock.

[Brady]

Yeah. I don't know. It doesn't even make sense to change that. But they're just like, we don't like that name. You're Pete Johnson now. Pete Johnson played for the Bengals after we have. I remember him. Anyway, this one says, I'm going to keep bothering you about this, John. You need to spread the word to your male listeners. I'm 40, and I finally cut the cord and left my ex, and guess what I gave her. Everything started over. My blood pressure is down to 110 over 60. It's a little low. It was 140 over 90. Hypertension was setting in. My heart rate was horrible. I went from £220 to £190. My mental health is through the roof. Please, please, please, guys, listen to me and listen well. It is not cheaper to keep or start over. I'm slaying. I got three on board right now. Brett might say they're expired, but they're beautiful to me. He's nailing old ladies. It's hard at first, but us men adapt. Please spread the word to your listeners. We don't need to stay with these insufferable liberal bras. Well, that's just a political problem you ran into. How did you bring Barack into this? Thank you, John. Please spread the word, you Jew bastard. God. All right, I'll try to spread that word for you. I got another one I wanted to read. Yeah, this guy says, I've been gone for five years. Did you just say Frank Camacho passed away? Yeah, he died a couple years ago. He's a newsman who was in town years ago. He just died a little bit ago, too, right?

[John]

Yeah, I think over the weekend or something.

[Brady]

Oh, was it that soon?

[John]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. While we were out.

[Brady]

I didn't know it was that quick. Yeah, we lost Frank Camacho. Frank Macho Camacho. He used to do the political show. And I know Frank Camacho wouldn't have done the political show that Dennis Welch does now. Boy, that Dennis Welch sure hates politics. You ever watch him on Channel three at this politics show? No. That dude's not sleeping. Like, there's. He's Got Toomey luggage under his eyes. He just looks at these politicians like, you guys are ruining it. Everyone's lives. I think he hates it. Yeah, he's out there. Frank Camacho used to host that. And I know he wouldn't have dealt with any of that shitarelli that's going on now over in New Jersey. I'm not calling you that. You have a new name. I also got this email. It says, dear Brady, don't be a dick. Yeah, Brady. Anyway, that's the email. No, I'm kidding. It says, my dad died in September of kidney disease. He got a kidney removed for cancer, just like you. Then discover his other kidney was trashed, just like you. So he needed a transplant, just like you. But the idiot was so stubborn, he never changed anything about his life. When his transplant time kept coming up, the doctor said, we can't do it. We're not putting a perfectly good kidney in somebody this out of shape and his stupid giant body just laid there. And the only one in the family who was realistic about this. And everyone hates me for it. Everyone else wants to sue the doctor. There's some law here in Michigan. Evidently he's in Michigan that they're chasing around trying to get money out of this. But it was his fault. His heart was weak. His body was shutting down. And as the anniversary of his death approaches. I gotta listen to you go through the same thing. Don't you dare waste this. This illness left my family in shambles. We're hardly talking. There are fights constantly about lawyers and money. And all he had to do was lose weight and eat right. He did. It didn't. And we suffer from it. Brady. I will kill you.

[Toledo]

My slips up in Michigan.

[Brady]

That's right. Probably up in Dearborn with all the other Muslims. I will kill you myself if you don't do this right. I love you, dark heart.

[Toledo]

That's a threat.

[Brady]

That's right. I love you dark hearted bastards. And I want to. I don't want to hear Juno's crying about losing you because you acted dumb. I do, however, someday want him to come on the air and say you got murdered by the generator guy, because that'd be hilarious. That's the way it's supposed to go. You don't stay sick like my dad did and ruin everyone's life. I love you, man. Brent K Arlon. You hear that?

[Toledo]

Yeah, I do.

[Brady]

Good on you. I was proud of Brady yesterday, standing adjacent to all those wings. And it was tough. Was dragging a guy straight out of rehab into the here's where we make all the cocaine. It's like, first day back, you get thousands of chicken wings delivered to us. We're gonna get to. We gotta get that fixed so good. You hear that Guy's dad just decided to say screw it. Don't do that, Brady. You're supposed to be murdered by the generator guy. You're not supposed to. You're not supposed to drop out like this. The true irony is if he choked on salad, like, if we heard that Ronnie called, but we lost him. Like, oh, no. What happened? He got hit by a car. No, he's kale. He's choking on some kale. Kale. I can't believe that. Well, actually, that makes a lot of sense. That makes. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Trying to choke down kale. It's not going to be easy, Brady eating kale.

[John]

I don't know. I. I'm going after Ronnie on this one. That's a special setup.

[Brady]

She killed that deep in his throat while he tried to CPAP to sleep. But, yeah, we're all worried about that. But Brady's on a good start. Didn't touch any of those chicken wings, as far as we know. Did leave him alone in the room for a minute. But I've seen Brady hit wings. He's not just doing one. And when I went running back in there to make sure, because it's like when you leave something on the counter and your dogs are in the room, like, oh, Jesus, I left all that delicious turkey on the table.

[Toledo]

Temptation Island.

[Brady]

We gotta get back in there. He's gonna ravage it. Went back in there. He's just standing there and Long Paul's like. Then I worked in Tulsa for a couple months, and then I worked over there in Grand Rapids. And then I worked over in Colorado City and I worked in St. George. All the hits.

[Toledo]

That's pretty much it.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah, that's great. Long Dog. Long Paul don't care. So many wingies. All right, Long Duck Dong. Why don't you dive into these wings? I mean, what's the worst get happen to you? You got no idea. Long Paul Duck. Long Dong. Long Dong Silver. Long Pong Pong Tong. Booy Poon. That's what we should call Longp. Begun to identify as an Asian woman. I'm now to be known as Booyi Poon. Not Longfall anymore. It's Booy Poon. Here's getting the lead out on K's Alex.

[Toledo]

That'd be a tough adjustment to be.

[Brady]

To call him Booy Poon. Could you imagine if that happened at our work? If Atkins started to run around in, like, geisha girl clothes trying to do engineering as Booy Poon, I'd go quit. I'd be like, I'm gonna get fired. I'm just gonna. Let's just make it easy for everybody. I'm not calling Atkins Booyi Poon. It's not happening. But he identifies as an Asian lady. John, you got a cop if you call Booye Poon Dave one more time, like that's his goddamn name. You can't misgender her. Don't. She made no effort. It's just a dress and some tight sh. Shoes. Booy. Booy Dave. Here he comes. Damn it, John. Hi, Booy Poon. The air conditioner's out. And then he really took it to the next level. And Dave started go. Oh, yes, I fix the air conditioner very much, very much. Thanks, Booy Poon. It's funny anyway.

[John]

I mean, Heather does a good job with our weather reports, but we need Booy in here.

[Brady]

We should change Heather's.

[Toledo]

Maybe Heather could.

[Brady]

I'll ask Heather to do the reports from the weather center, which has no air conditioning either. I'm Boo Yi Poon with Action Weather.

[Toledo]

Done.

[Brady]

We gotta. We gotta get Boo Yi Poon in there. I'll talk to Heather today. She doesn't say her name in that.

[John]

I'm trying to find a clip. I will find one.

[Brady]

No, no. Booy does.

[John]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Talking about Heather.

[John]

Oh, no, no.

[Brady]

I'm sure. Booy Poon. Saying that name.

[Toledo]

She throws it out there.

[John]

And Craig's over there just dying.

[Brady]

But she might have married a Poon.

[Toledo]

She married.

[Brady]

She went in with the name Booy? Yeah, everybody marries a poon. But she went in with Booy as her first name. B O dash Y, E E. And she, like. She was. Like. She wasn't like Booy Johnson and then married a po. It's broken. I'm telling you, man. Something. Something snapped. The computers are goofed up. Yesterday, it wasn't just our air conditioning. Something broke.

[Toledo]

I wonder if that was Flavor Flav, Shout out and all those songs.

[Brady]

We're all out of Tang the Poon. Tang is dry. Thanks, Booy. Great work out there. Wow. Well, there's a lot of satisfied people driving away in their Hellcats right now, thanks to booy poontang. Dr. 2025.

[Toledo]

I don't know how the hellcats are.

[Brady]

Getting through that water there. Shut up, Tram. We're busy with it. She's. Poon is out there. Hydrating the city. Keeping the city wet.

[John]

Try Hayden throws it out to poon.

[Brady]

Yeah, let's check in. Let's check in with some poon here. Thanks, Troy. No problem. Po. You get your poon alerts from her on the weather. Those first alert poon alerts. Be a poon watcher. Okay? I don't think we're supposed to. It's silly. We're just silly children anyway. And then, of course, you got the. The latto tonight. Big 1.3 bill. Billion. $1.3 billion. We're all dreaming about it. What's the sufficient amount of time to give your employer?

[John]

Right now. Goodbye.

[Brady]

You think you quit immediately after you. After you get the numbers? Do you? Do you?

[John]

Well, I would wait till I go to the lottery place and hand them my ticket.

[Brady]

And. Yes, you show up to work tomorrow, you win tonight. You're still coming.

[John]

I'm calling in sick tomorrow and be at the lottery place at 8am I.

[Brady]

Think that's what I'm doing. Yeah, I call in sick.

[Toledo]

If I had. I mean, if there's a situation. It's funny because, like. But if there's a situation where you need to put one more weekend to finish this certain project or something. No, I'd finish.

[John]

No, you're an idiot.

[Brady]

Why?

[Toledo]

Because I'd feel better about myself.

[John]

No, you wouldn't. You'd feel better at 1.2 billion.

[Brady]

Feeling anything about work. You gotta finish that project or people. You won't even. You'll never hang out with those people. People again.

[Toledo]

But, you know, is there ever a situation where. That if you don't finish this week, this project won't happen.

[John]

Brady don't know Jack.

[Brady]

Yeah. Jackson rally.

[Toledo]

So you're right. I don't. I don't think there's ever a situation where it's like, oh, well, if he leaves, he's really leaving us hanging.

[Brady]

You're not that important. Nobody's important. Yeah, so. Yeah, but you're saying you are now. You're agreeing.

[Toledo]

If there was a case in point where you needed to be on there.

[Brady]

To the end, like week. Give me an example. There's programming, a trial, your attorney. Who cares? You're going to jail.

[John]

I'm gone.

[Brady]

Burn him. I mean, as you thought I was. Burn him. I just. I'll recuse. I'll leave. I'll go and go.

[Toledo]

A patient, maybe the doctor said, I'm gonna be your surgeon.

[John]

There's more surgeons. There's more surgeons.

[Booyi Poon]

There are.

[Toledo]

But how would you feel if.

[Brady]

I'll tell you right now, if I was the patients, I want them to gone. Yeah, that's true. He doesn't care anymore. Yeah, he's. He's thinking about something else. And he's like, look, I can afford to kill this guy, and I'll give his family a couple million bucks and they'll be happy. I want my lawyer completely focused on the trial. I don't want him thinking about his house in the Bahamas and totally, like, we won a billion dollars last night. All right, let's get back to your theft charges. Lamont. Yeah, it's not a thing.

[Toledo]

And that's why I was thinking, is there a situation where you. Oh, I need to finish this out.

[Brett]

Billion.

[Brady]

Yeah. I'm not representing you anymore. But you said. Yeah, that was before. As a billionaire. Lamont, I'll buy you a hellcat. Relax. I'm gonna cover you, get your car. If you get out, I'll hook you up with a dude who doesn't have a billion dollars. Trust me, you don't want me as your lawyer. I don't care anymore.

[John]

I think that's it, though. You get a billion dollars, you're not. Even if you're a surgeon or a heart surgery, whatever, you're not thinking about that anymore.

[Brady]

It's like, at the very least, why.

[Toledo]

Even throw that out there?

[Brady]

Well, no, that's what I'm asking. Like, I think that's the plan. Saying, like, do you, like, what's the appropriate amount of time to. To like, clear the. And the answer is immediately. Right. The problem is, like, what you said, if it's not real.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Like, you can't tell. It's. It's almost like the. I always worry when women announce their pregnancies on the. The Instagrams because it could go sideways. Like, you got nine months. Holmberg's morning sickness. I don't think you should say you had a baby until it's like a year and a half old. You gotta get out of that sids fog before you start celebrating all that stuff. And I know that's a low ball shot, but there's the whole. Too many people have been on the Internet. I think of BB Jones, the former porn star, holding her. Remember John Legend and his ugly wife?

[John]

That she's got that catcher's mitt face.

[Brady]

Yeah, she's got that face. Looks like it should say Johnny Bench on the thumb. I. I just don't like her, Tegan. I just. I don't care for her. And it's. It's. It's my dad and Stockard. Channing, it's me with Sandra Bullock and Chrissy Teigen. I just. I can't look at her. She bothers me. But she had her stillborn baby. She was taking pictures in black and white, like, artistic ones, and putting them on the Internet for all of us. After months of her going, I'm pregnant. It's gonna be great. Showing her, like, shopping, like. I don't think you should do that. I think you should keep that quiet. Same with the lottery. You keep that lottery under wraps until it's confirmed. I think Brett's right.

[Toledo]

Unless the states. You know where they say there's only, like, 13 states, whatever. That you. You can remain.

[Brady]

Oh, no, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about for work. You can't tell anybody at work. Hey, I won the lottery. You got to do, like what Brett says. Keep it under wraps. Call in sick until it's absolutely stamped. And then you go back in with my plan after going to a plastic surgeon, having your middle fingers enlarged and walks through the building for like an hour telling everybody, Mickey Mouse fans, even, hey, go yourself. What's wrong with you? I don't know. One billionaire. I'm never gonna see you people again. We can't be friends anymore.

[John]

No, I'll buy new ones.

[Brady]

I got much better, hotter friends than this. Think I'm bringing Brady's ass on my yacht? He'll scare away all the hotties.

[Toledo]

I'd be crying on the machine that I'm working on.

[Brady]

You go, Johnny.

[Toledo]

I know exactly why.

[Brady]

You'D be sewing for poor people. Is that the machine scene?

[Toledo]

I'm just seeing the scene right now.

[Brady]

You'd be rooting me on.

[Toledo]

Yeah, you got the finger enlarge. I know what happened.

[Brady]

You'd be the first one I'd talk to. Brady. It's been unbelievable. Never going to talk to you again. Why? What's going on? Well, I've won a billion dollars, and I'm way out of your league now, and there's no reason for us to communicate. You're just going to expect me to pay for everything. And I'm not going to drag your anchor ass around anymore. So I hope you do well. Till Kirby and whatever your wife's name is. I've already forgotten. I think they're great. See ya.

[John]

Maybe the end of the Breakfast Club. I'd be out there with my fist in the air. Yeah.

[Brady]

Never see me again. I am Bender. Yeah. I wouldn't do it, but, you know, odds are we're not going to win the billion but somebody's going to win it. I bought tickets. You got them.

[John]

Yeah, but I will.

[Brady]

Got a full Toledo on the Jack Pocket app. Went crazy on it. Paid the fees and everything. I don't care. Yeah, the guy said, I don't know what it is. I'm with you, Chancellor. That ugly frying pan face of Chrissy Teigen. And she's also a bully. Yeah, she is. She's a weird bully. Like, she doesn't pick good fights. She just gets mad at dumb stuff.

[Toledo]

And then what was early on?

[Brady]

There's Booyi Poon's page. Brett's been diligently stalking her. What is the giant picture of everybody in blankets up there? I don't know. The whole Poon family. Oh, my God, the grandma's dying. Grandma, that's poon on your side. That old poon is dying in a recliner, and they're at, like, hospice. That. That poon's got, like, a day or so left before they have to throw that poon out. There's some big poon on that couch, too.

[John]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Man, oh, man, that's.

[Toledo]

I need that blanket.

[Brady]

Some weighty. Is that Boo Yipoon?

[John]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Talking.

[John]

She's doing. Nah, she's just doing.

[Brady]

Doing stuff in gravity. But she's doing, like, yoga. Why does. Why is this lady getting away with this? This is worse than what Rachel Dolezal did. Yeah, she's as white as they get. And she's doing some sort of Asian tai chi meditation at work in gravity boots. Like, maybe she isn't astronaut for the Tang. My God. I don't see any Asian on this Booy Poon. And I think I'm gonna file a complaint.

[John]

Let's see here. We got videos.

[Brady]

Here's Booy.

[Booyi Poon]

Oh, everybody, this is Bo.

[Brady]

A Bo.

[Booyi Poon]

Now, Alex sent me a message the other day. I'd already left from work, but one.

[Brady]

Of our views even cut her hair like an Asian. Yeah.

[Booyi Poon]

Came to visit us and brought a gift. I found it on my desk this morning.

[Brady]

Maybe she is a little Asian.

[Booyi Poon]

So I thought, let's unbox it together. What do you say?

[Brady]

Swear to God, if it's a Pokemon, I'm going to sue her. Unboxed. Let's see Poon's box.

[Booyi Poon]

You can see that.

[Brady]

What's in Poon's box?

[Booyi Poon]

Christmas store. How's it going?

[Brady]

When.

[Booyi Poon]

So I have a gift.

[Brady]

Open the box, Poon.

[Booyi Poon]

And I thought we would unbox it together.

[Brady]

We just talked about that. You said that already. That's it.

[Booyi Poon]

How's it going?

[Toledo]

That's all it is. A dry box.

[Brady]

It's a box. Wait a minute. Somebody just sent her an empty dry box.

[Booyi Poon]

Until Christmas, right? To the holidays. I was like, ah, we got a little box. But obviously I'm skipping ahead.

[Brady]

This. Skip ahead. Jesus. Staring at the. The box.

[John]

Okay, here we go.

[Brady]

It is so hard to get into Poon's box. Oh. Oh, my God. She's driving me nuts.

[John]

She's one of the worst of Christmas. She's untaping the corners and stuff.

[Brady]

Yeah, she's unwrapping because she can save the paper. She's a cheap poon. Hey.

[Booyi Poon]

How dare such thing.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, Poo's always expensive with this one. Most poons are costume. Oh, come on, lady. Oh, you're doing it on purpose now. You're a very deliberate stepping forward.

[Toledo]

It's an ornament.

[Brady]

It's so fitting.

[Booyi Poon]

Breaking news. Okay, reporters.

[Brady]

It's one of Poon's balls. Poon's Christmas balls for needy kids.

[Booyi Poon]

Oh, I love it. Well, thank you so much for joining me for this unboxing of this beautiful gift from one of her viewers. Linda, thank you so much for thinking of me.

[Brady]

No problem.

[Booyi Poon]

So much for tuning in.

[Brady]

You know, Linda's at home just slamming that bean to opening the box.

[Booyi Poon]

So thank you again, and I will see you all tomorrow. I hope you enjoy the beautiful day and have a happy Labor Day.

[Brady]

Say it. Say it. Who are you, damn it? Exo.

[Toledo]

Exoxo.

[John]

What she say at the end?

[Brady]

Oh, what much?

[John]

I don't know.

[Brady]

Go ahead.

[John]

She say it.

[Brady]

Oh, what the hell?

[Booyi Poon]

I got to figure out how to turn this thing off.

[Brady]

No. Oh, it's electronics. You'll figure it out. It's a camera. Come on. It's a camera. See how fake boy Poon is? She can't even work a camera. She's.

[Toledo]

I think it's just Boone.

[Brady]

Boone. It's b. Well, the Yee part is unnecessary. You just want to hear her say her own name. I do. Yeah.

[John]

Come on.

[Brady]

She just sits and does Asian dances and stuff at work. There she is doing more meditation at the weather center. She's getting a little thick.

[John]

Yeah, that skirt's covering up.

[Brady]

Covering up. Covered up. Boo. Yeah, Boo's tummy is. She's one of the thicker poons that you'll find there. She's in a pool hall.

[John]

No, that's not her.

[Brady]

I think that's just her. I'm not done with this. Being five forever is awesome. Then how dare she open that dry box and pull out a Bowl. All Brett wants to do is hear her name said by her. I just. I do searching things.

[Booyi Poon]

I'm sure there's still plenty of Halloween candy in your house now that the spooky day is over.

[Brady]

Over.

[Booyi Poon]

But not everyone is choosing to eat their treats. We'll see what one group is doing to commit themselves to their health. I'm sure there's still.

[Brady]

Come on. Boo. Oh. Was that poon angling for my Halloween candy?

[Booyi Poon]

Monday's yous Best Life. We'll hear from an older adult sharing his story as he looks to inspire others to begin their healing journeys.

[Brady]

Yeah. Come on.

[John]

Who's reporting?

[Brady]

This sucks.

[Brett]

Is she the backup for Nancy Carl Cartwright?

[Brady]

Who's Nancy Cartwright?

[Brett]

The voice of Bart.

[Brady]

Oh my God. Alex.

[Booyi Poon]

We're also changing what foods we eat. Monday morning. I'll show you how to make the most out of fall food shopping.

[Brady]

Who are you? She likes to eat. She likes to fill that poon up, man. Wow. Anyway, it's a long day today. Just get used to it. You're dealing with. With children. It's a long drive. And the kids found a joke. We're gonna. We're gonna ram it into the earth and never do it again. If we haven't already.

[Brett]

Her name's not Boy.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that's what we thought.

[Brady]

I read it. Boy Poo. Well, she is from. She's trying. Well, was she doing news there? This is the way you know things aren't always smooth in Star Wars. So that dude's not interested in poon at all. I love it. Grogu. We have Darth Bo Ye Poon. There it is. Darth Boyi Poon. Cuz that's how he sees it.

[John]

He can say it. Don't get away with it.

[Brady]

Poon is the dark side to him. We knew in seconds that movie reviewer was not interested in poon at all. He likes Chelli. It's all day, guys. I'm not. I'm not. Just turn it off. You can go over and listen to something else. But this is all. All day. It's not going to end. Brett, what do you got on the big board of musicals?

[John]

Wake Up Song brought to you by, of course, Action Ride Shop. Who Josh and boys decided to extend their Labor Day sale all the way through the seventh.

[Brady]

So go ahead.

[John]

I'm not even going to go any farther.

[Brady]

J. Todd Himes says she's big into locks of love. And every year she does a shave. The poon gives her hair the locks of love for kids with cancer. Be in the parking lot. Shaving poon. Oh, sorry. Thank you.

[John]

Okay, Labor Day sale going on right now at Action Ride Shop. I know it's hot right now, but the snow season is going to be coming upon us. And right now, all snow gear 20 to 50% off at the Gilbert Road location. Both locations got great deals on bikes, helmets, lights. All the gear's on sale right now. And like I said yesterday, they got one of those Rocky Mountain all carbon fibers for like 3300 bucks. Carbon fiber?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John]

The way to go. And it's expensive normally, but Action Ride Shop taking care of you. See what they got. Check them out on all the socials, Facebook, Instagram, you name it, they got it. They're going to take care of you. But it's going through the seventh. Two locations. Gilbert Road and Southern Yogi, and of course, the brand new one right there on power Road and McDowell. It's Action Ride Shop.

[Brady]

All right, pick one. I don't care. I can't. The N. Reading my emails.

[John]

Yeah, it's a twisted sister, but the Nang.

[Brady]

Yeah, we know. That's not even a thing. It's full beat.

[John]

Alice in Chains, Anthrax, Public Enemy, Primus, AC DC Sleep Token, Twisted Sister, Burning Hell for Brady's Black Lab joke earlier.

[Brady]

It's only one G in Nugent. You spell it? It looks bad. All right, let's do it. Wang Dang Sweet poon. The white lady. And what was with the old dying poon in the picture? Like, that didn't.

[John]

Yeah, I don't know. I.

[Brady]

You had grandma under the blanket and then the whole family surrounding her. That. That looks a little bit like the end. You don't put that up as your, you know, main picture on your Facebook page or whatever that was. Leather poon Dead old poon sitting there. You know, just how old are we? I know she's. You know, when old people, they start, like sweating and leaking all that. She's got all that poon juice all over that. That recliner. It's got to throw. Throw that away. We're. We're five is how old we are. Yeah, it's. We aren't alone, Bo. Ted nugent. This is 50 year old song. This dude. It's an old joke. It lives forever. It's Wang Dang Sweet poontang. Post it. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. There's some bush for you. Poon loves that, man. Sorry, it's too easy. God damn it. I'm just never gonna. They had a contest here when I was a kid. One of the weathermen would. This is true. You might remember this. I don't remember if it was Dewey Hopper. I don't remember who it was. But you had to find him. Like he was hiding all over the city and stuff. Like Waldo kind of, but it was way before Waldo. You had to find him. And if you found him, they did it with radio stations too, like the prize van and. Or they'd chase you around with the bumper sticker. But if you found the prize van guy, you know, one of those things. So they sent Bo Yi Poon out and they were hiding her and you had to find her, finger the poon and point her out. We're gonna go out there and find Booyi. If you finger the poon, we'll give you a hundred dollars here from Channel 5. Yeah, it's. It's childlike, but it's non stop. It went on during the break. We didn't stop.

[John]

No, no kids.

[Brady]

As a guy says he was in Denver and there was a reporter who took care of all the hard hitting news. And her name was Wei Wong. And he said at the end of every report, no matter what it was, how serious or otherwise, she'd say, I'm Wei Wong back to you. Well, she didn't mean any of that. Anyway, tonight I'm gonna head up there to I10 and Ray Road for the final finals of the. The Handle the Heat contest. And we're gonna do that tonight. It's gonna be, you know, pretty easy. You just go in there and pound some wings and you get the champions in there and they, they eat a ton of wings. Then they leave with money. That's great. And anybody can go down there and grab the Handle the Heat hot wing plate, the homebrew special. And they'll give money to the Humane Society as well, which is always good. Native Grill and Wings 10 tonight, I10 and Ray Road. And they're saying, weren't these on Thursdays? Yeah, we're a thinking man's crew. Football starts tomorrow. We're not gonna tie those two things together. That's crazy. We're just getting our own way. So we're doing it tonight. Ray Road. I10 and Ray Road is where you go for the Native Grill and Wings. And we'll be out there from about 5:30 until the wings are emptied, the buckets are dry and I don't know if I. I'm not judging it. I'm just kind of laughing at the gluttony, enjoying myself a nice regular meal and getting, getting out of there. Brady's going to have some salad if he shows up and everyone will keep an eye on. They do have delicious celery. I will say, I think they do.

[Brett]

Have carrots for you, bro.

[Brady]

Oh, that's. They're a little expensive. The huge thing about wings is for me is celery. You can say you've got good wings, but no place with good wings has cruddy celery. Like that sloppy goo, drooping, drooping kind of yellowish celery. Native's box of celery yesterday. Awesome. Oh yeah. Like, I almost like that more than the wings. It's crisp, it works, it does its job. When it's rubbery, then the wings can't be good if they're not. If they don't care about their celery, they don't care about their wings. Native does. Those were good yesterday too. Ah, not a big fan of the strawberry ones. No, but I don't like strawberries. Strawberries.

[Brett]

Those are a little.

[Brady]

Are you a strawberry guy? No.

[Brett]

I mean, I like strawberries but not my chicken wings.

[Brady]

Yeah, I don't like them on anything.

[Toledo]

They sound interesting.

[Brady]

No, you're never gonna have one. Don't worry about it.

[Toledo]

Tell me more.

[Brady]

No, tell me more. We'll whisper it in your ear. Whisper it in my ear. Strawberry wings. It's just, I just think I've always said it, like strawberries would be to me the equivalent, I think if you blindfolded somebody and said, bite into this and it was a homeless man's nose and you bit it and then all the blackheads shot out onto your tongue and into your mouth. You'd be like, that's the exact same feeling as the strawberry. It's the same exact thing. I'm not wrong.

[Toledo]

Wow.

[Brady]

You put a viori or those strips. Is that what they're called? The biores? Yeah. And you pull it off a strawberry, it would look exactly the same as a homeless guy's nose at the end. Just big, just wide open pores. All those seeds are out. Strawberries are disgusting. I hate them. You can squeeze them and pop the little seed zits just like you would if you went down to the Zone and started to squeeze that dude's big drunken schnoz. An alcoholic homeless lays there strawberry nose. Give It a squeeze. It looks exactly, exactly the same. Ripe, thick.

[Toledo]

Juicy nose cream cheese.

[Brady]

Oh, can you imagine? And just scrape it off with a plastic knife.

[Toledo]

Icing.

[Brady]

All right, you're hungry. We gotta get him.

[John]

Let's go back to boogie poon. This is disgusting.

[Brady]

Enough. This just came in and said enough of this talk. Signed Chitterelli. That's enough. Ciarelli. Look him up. He might be the. You know, he might be the greatest polit of all time, but I'm lost on his name. I don't care what he stands for. He could be like, I think Hamas needs to make an appearance here in the states. I'm like, I don't care what he said. Citarelli. Voting for Citarelli. We need funny names here. Arizona's got lame politicians. Ducey was the closest thing we had. Something.

[Brett]

Well, you had that, wasn't it. Guy in Tempe. That was some form of the f word or something like that.

[Toledo]

Susan Fuchs.

[Brady]

Susan Fuchs. That was it. Signs were so close. Replace the K with an h. And she littered the city with her name. And it was. And when we were all in a.

[Brett]

Row, you would just get the fuc.

[Brady]

Right. Oh, yeah. When you saw. And you'd be like, oh, what's that lady's name? I don't know that she won. But she was the most memorable. And then of course, that one dude that went and wrecked it and had the fake signs that.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Trying to be hilarious and stuff. Let it be real. It's time for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady report. It's brought to you by our friends at all pro shade. Get your shade straightened out. I brought it up yesterday and somebody pointed out, said, john, you hit me right in the guts when you said the thing about the retractable shades. Pool umbrella. That's what he's got now. He's trying to get that the storm will. And it happened yesterday. It was more blown, right? Yeah. Oh, it's the. If you've ever tried to get an umbrella out of a pool, you might. Might as well try to bring up Titanic with your hands.

[Toledo]

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[Brady]

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[Toledo]

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[Brady]

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[Toledo]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Brady]

Hi.

[Toledo]

Happy US Bowling League Day and National Welsh Rarebit Day.

[Brady]

Rarebit? What?

[Toledo]

Rarebit.

[Brady]

What's a rare bit?

[Brett]

It's not Welsh rabbit.

[Toledo]

Nope.

[Brett]

What?

[Toledo]

It's cheesy toast.

[Brady]

It's rare.

[Toledo]

But there's no rabbit on the rare bit.

[Brady]

All right. I don't know what you're talking about.

[Brett]

Never had either.

[Brady]

I've never heard of rarebit. Me either.

[Toledo]

I've had it once or twice.

[Brady]

Probably snacked on one or two. Is this real rabbit? It tastes like Brad. What's wrong with you? It's just bread, you dumb bastard.

[Toledo]

Couple of baseless fun facts, Doc. Martens were invented by a German doctor named Klaus Martens after he hurt his ankle skiing in 1945. So he needed a more comfortable shoe to wear. Designed his own bo. The six countries with the most English.

[Brady]

Speakers are English speaker China and India.

[Toledo]

The US Number one, India, Nigeria, Pakistan, Indonesia and the Philippines. England is seventh. Nigeria's three.

[Brady]

Yeah. Wow. They speak a lot of English down there.

[Toledo]

England is seventh, but has the highest percentage of English speaking speakers at 98.3%.

[Brady]

Oh, just on pure volume because there's not a lot of them. It was like maybe 70 million, I think, or 60 million in England. Is that right? It's not a very. I don't know, the populous nation. So you're talking about like. Yeah, you get into Indonesia, there's a billion people there.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

India, there's 6 or 7 billion of those.

[Toledo]

Electric, like, Orchestra Yellow.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Has the record for the most top 40 songs without a number one one hit. They have had 20 songs that made the top 40. None of them made it to number one.

[Brett]

Does it say what the highest is? Did they make number two at least?

[Brady]

I think Bruce Springsteen's on that list.

[Brett]

He never had a number one.

[Brady]

I don't think he ever hit number one.

[Brett]

Dancing in the Dark never hit number one.

[Brady]

I think Born in the USA or Dance in the Dark were number one. I think he's. He's another one that's got one of those weird. He might be like, solo artist that's got more almost number ones than anyone.

[Toledo]

The tango was created in the brothels in Buenos Aires, Argentina, to act out the relationship between a prostitute and a pimp.

[Brady]

Interesting. Speaking of Born in the usa, everybody's emailing me. Have you seen this Druski thing? The comedian Drew Ski. He's a funny guy. And he did a bit where he got makeup and did the Eddie Murphy from 1982 where he just painted himself white, except for he went to a NASCAR event in overalls and was extra redneck. Now, first off, the makeup's great. Second, he's running around doing some stuff that I think was poorly acted. It just looks fake to me. It's not that funny. It could have been funnier, but people are like, so this can happen now? People can run around in white face. Don't the people emailing that they're mad that if it was in reverse, people would be up in arms. You're right. And it probably shouldn't get done, but let it get done, because then it just makes everybody loosen up a little bit. Not everything is an attack. The guy made a joke. We don't. Most white people are like, okay, we won't do the blackface thing, even though we've all probably been in a room where somebody's doing it or we've done it ourselves. I don't think you can play because it's got some curses in it. I mean, the makeup pictures.

[Brett]

This just.

[John]

That's good makeup.

[Brady]

Makeup's amazing. His body's painted white. He's got redneck tan. It's great. I just didn't think the jokes hit. I just think it was just kind of a performative kind of like, oh, I get it. White guy hanging out with hillbillies and. And then when a black guy would walk by, he'd, like, spit at them. But the black guy was clearly in on it because they'd have killed that hillbilly if he ever spit on him. But, I mean, he's.

[Toledo]

Makeup is good.

[Brady]

Makeup's amazing. Sickness medicate. Can you? P.D. holmberg's morning sickness. But let's all calm down before you start yelling at me, like, can you believe this? You got to say something. I'm like, no, What I'm saying is allow it. The more we see this, the more Vinnie Paul. Yeah. The more relaxed everybody's. Oh, he does. He is Pantera strong and he's funny. I just didn't think this was great. I just think it looks the part. There's just not a lot to do with it.

[Brett]

That lady right there, when she realizes whose lap she's sitting on, somebody has.

[Brady]

To tell her later. You're on a comedian's lap? Oh, yeah. She's going to wash for days. Like Silkwood when she realized she was that friendly. But, yeah, I mean, it's just. We have to relax. So when you hate one side out loud, like, when it's like, oh, this is terrible. I can't believe they're getting where. You know, the BET argument to me is always like, well, where's we? Where's white television? Like, it's everywhere. Stop it. Give credit.

[Brett]

The body paint.

[Brady]

Oh, it's amazing. It's amazing, man. But be smart about this and don't get upset about something that if it was in reverse, it would go the other way. Just act like it's no big deal. And then all of it starts to kind of become no big deal. We all have our panties all bunched up our asses. And you know who hates that the most is that Bo Ye. Poon. All those panties get all banged into that. Poon goes crazy. What's the matter, Poon? Oh, my panties are all. Oh, Poon's panties are all tight. Yeah. So just calm down. Although. And I've gotten a lot of people screaming about it. I'm like, no, no, no. Say it's funny. And then everybody be like, you're not mad. If it's designed to make those types of people mad. That's the whole designer. That's why I didn't write press the button. That's why he didn't write any good jokes for it. It was an encounter. Entire attempt to make people go, we couldn't go in blackface. It's like what Trump does. He tricks the Democrats. Like, he did it last week, and I'm proud of the Democrats for not falling for it. But when he banned burning the American flag, he didn't care about that. It's just an easy way to say, we're banning the flag burning. Nobody wants it, it's bad. Just in the hopes that somebody at MSNBC would go, how dare you take that away from us? And that. You can't defend that. You look like. And he did it as a trap.

[Brett]

Actually, give him credit. If that wasn't already on the books. Put it on the books.

[Brady]

Burning the American flag.

[Brett]

I thought it was already on the books.

[Brady]

That's a freedom of speech issue. I actually disagree with Trump.

[Brett]

No, I disagree, too. But, I mean, I can see why.

[Brady]

You'D put, you know, what's illegal? Burning stuff in public. If I went out in the parking lot right now. Well, no, I just started a fire somewhere. It doesn't matter what I'm burning. It's arson. So it was. It's kind of a slippery.

[Toledo]

Yeah, you can't just. It was blaze away.

[Brady]

No, it was completely designed to make some Democrat lose their mind and say, we want to burn the flag. If we want to burn the flag. It's a freedom of speech. They just look crazy. It's smart. That's exactly what Drew Ski did. He was trying to rile up the rednecks to make them get mad if we went in blackface. Like, you're defending that you want to go in blackface. It was smart. That's why the jokes weren't there. So don't get upset about it. Just go, yeah, it's all right. I liked it or I didn't, and move on. And then later, you'll be allowed to do blackface because everything will be all relaxed. Your dreams will come true. Hillbillies, play it out. Hillbillies. Yeah, play it out. It out, Exactly. That's what I'm saying right there. Play it out. Act like nothing bothers you, and the next thing you know, you're in blackface and people are like, that's funny. Like, people won't care if we stop. If we stop tribalizing every joke.

[Toledo]

For decades, people have talked about climbing the corporate ladder, but apparently gen Zers are rejecting that. Instead, they prefer career lily pad. One expert explains. It's like this. We traded the rigid ladder for the lily pad. A path where we can jump to whatever opportunity fits best at the moment. In the long run, the kind of flexibility is more sustainable, more realistic, and better suited for today's workplace realities.

[Brady]

And oddly enough, invented by the corporate environment itself because they move on to better opportunities. It's basically all the time. Cable and your phone. Everybody's constantly looking for a better deal with that. So your mind is always like, where else could I be to get a little more.

[Brett]

And I'm comfortable now, but I'll wait.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

And a new survey, 68% of Gen Zers Gen Z workers said they would not pursue a management role unless it came with a bigger paycheck or more prestigious title.

[Brady]

Oh, nobody wants to play the long game.

[Toledo]

Gen Zers aren't less ambitious. They're just Channeling their ambition differently.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's. And it's smart. It's. Look, look. They're not. No corporate office is loyal to you. It's football. It's a business. You're living in a business. There's no reason for you to sit and think that the. That anyone in your office is on your side. They're on the their side.

[Toledo]

Evidently the new fashion trend is back. Is the exposure of bra straps around the shoulders. Yep.

[Brett]

Did it go away?

[Toledo]

I seem to it went away now. Now it's back. It was big in the 90s. They. They say Jennifer Aniston's fault. Due to that she caused it. Kind of doing it from friends. I think. Think or.

[Brady]

I don't remember ever seeing her frost.

[Toledo]

I don't recall her being the pioneer. But.

[Brady]

Yeah. Isn't it a mistake? Hasn't your shirt done something you don't want it to do? I don't understand how that works.

[Toledo]

We have a huge food divorce happening.

[Brady]

Well, you and food.

[Brett]

It happened yesterday in the kitchen.

[Toledo]

Craft. Heinz marriage is officially headed for a divorce sometime next year. They will separate. The breakup was officially announced yesterday. The two separated companies will split custody of hot dogs and ketchup. Meaning they will no longer be under the same roof. But both will have still be available in stores. It's unclear if the parents are will be going back to their pre marriage names. All we know is that one company will be in North American grocery businesses with branches like Oscar Meyer, Maxwell House, Capri Sun, Kraft Singles and Lunchables.

[Brady]

I didn't even know Kraft and Heinz were together.

[John]

So Heinz is going out for a pack of smokes.

[Toledo]

Focus globally on sauces and taste Elevation brands like Heinz Ketchup, Philadelphia Cream Cheese and Kraft Mac and Cheese.

[Brady]

Didn't know any of them were combined. This is definitely Brady's favorite down in 2015.

[Toledo]

The marriage. I didn't know that.

[Brady]

Never knew. And having been a Steeler fan all these years, Hines was a major part of the advertising and fun. I never knew that Kraft was involved.

[Brett]

And also some insurance company.

[Brady]

It's Acer Stadium. It's bank. I don't care about Heinz and Craft.

[Brett]

I gotta say being there twice, it was cool seeing the.

[Brady]

Oh, Heinz feels great.

[Brett]

The ketchup bottle pour over.

[Brady]

They're bringing that back though because they thought it was. You know, they took it away when Heinz stopped. Heinz is still a company. Yeah. They're not merged. It's just there's. They're gonna be separate. Craft will be. I've never.

[Toledo]

Yeah, they're Separated. I didn't know that.

[Brady]

I never called.

[John]

To be owned by the same parent company.

[Brady]

Yeah. Heinz Macaroni and Cheese was never.

[Brett]

I just said that some of the kids are going with the other.

[Brady]

Their parent. Yeah. I don't know.

[Toledo]

They're old enough.

[Brady]

They can choose who got custody of the Mac and cheese. Gotta be Kraft. It.

[Toledo]

It said the Kraft Mac and Cheese went to the Heinz.

[Brady]

They're Heinz Mac and Cheese now. I can't even. I can't grasp that at all.

[Toledo]

I don't think it'll ever be called that.

[Brady]

Why would they call it Craft if. Well, they hate that now it's the, the brand.

[Toledo]

Kraft Mac and Cheese will be under the Heinz umbrella.

[Brady]

What?

[Toledo]

I know.

[Brady]

Then it would. But Craft is its own company. You can't call it Craft anymore. They're. They're separated.

[Toledo]

What was. Yeah, yeah. And that was the question that I was trying to find out.

[Brady]

Don't act like what is the parent.

[Toledo]

Company then what was it like? Just like, you know, when Budweiser was acquired.

[Brady]

Right.

[Toledo]

Globally by the big InBev.

[Brady]

Right. But if it was, you know. Yeah, but you can't have Kraft become its own company and Heinz become its own company and still call it Kraft Macaroni and Cheese because it's already branded that way. You just let Kraft keep it.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

So now it's Heinz Macaroni and Cheese.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

He gave up. According to you. And what you've said here, you're just nodding affirmatively.

[Toledo]

I don't, you know, I just think there's these brands are all they separated by the brand.

[Brady]

But if Cadillac bought Ford, they're still not going to call it the Ford, you know, no. Escort. It'd be the Cadillac Escort.

[Brett]

You get a Cadillac F150.

[Toledo]

Yeah. No, I'm agreeing with you that they're not going to change the name of Kraft Macaroni Cheese.

[Brady]

They are going to change the name if Heinz owns it now.

[Toledo]

Oh, I don't think they will.

[Brady]

They have to. They don't own it. Why would you give your rival company.

[Brett]

The credit another company be like me divorcing and giving Don the name of something.

[Brady]

Yeah. It's companies if they want the Mac and cheese, they're certainly not going to keep giving Kraft credit for it.

[Toledo]

Well, according to the separation there, the other one globally of will focus on sauces and taste elevation with brands like Heinz Ketchup, Philadelphia Cream Cheese and Kraft Mac and Cheese.

[Brady]

Right.

[Toledo]

Keep those names on the, on the product.

[Brady]

But they'll keep the Mac and Cheese. But they're not going to keep the craft. They wouldn't do that If. If. If what? If what you're saying is true, they wouldn't do that. You see that? Yeah. You see what I'm saying? It makes sense what I'm saying. What he's saying doesn't. They wouldn't do that. You don't go acquire a company and leave them, like, stranded and say, we're going to take three or four of your items and then keep calling it the other company.

[Toledo]

If that. If that brand that you bought is making money, why would you change the name of the.

[Brady]

Because you don't own it. You can't call it craft if it's not your company.

[Toledo]

If you bought that grand.

[Brady]

What? You didn't buy the word Kraft. You bought the Mac and cheese. Kraft owns it if they're the company. So you can't just say, okay, we're just going to call it. We're going to call. We're Nissan, but we're going to call these Cadillac Escalades.

[Toledo]

Maybe they have an agreement where they can call it that.

[Brady]

That's dumb. That's bad branding. Actually, it's the opposite. That would be like Heinz ketchup being, you know, Craft.

[Toledo]

Ketchup.

[Brady]

No. Kraft owns it. But they're not.

[Toledo]

You wouldn't think of doing that. You wouldn't call it craft.

[Brady]

You wouldn't own the ketchup. They've already got it. You just say, you guys keep that.

[Toledo]

That's yours, and that's Kraft Macaroni Cheese.

[Brady]

But they're not going to give it to. Okay, I'm done here. They wouldn't do that. That's not a company's genius move. Kraft loses Mac and cheese, and they're gonna be like, we're fine with you still calling it Kraft. They'd sue them immediately if they got custody of the Mac and cheese. Kraft doesn't want them to make all the money on their name.

[Toledo]

I know. I don't know how it's working now.

[Brady]

He agrees.

[John]

Let's check in with.

[Brady]

Let's get Booy Poon outside. Booy poon talking about cheese. Cheesy poon talk right now.

[Toledo]

Got a lady in Japan that fell for a scam romance. She's in her 80s. Back in July, she started talking to a guy on social media. Claimed he was an astronaut.

[Brady]

Red flag man.

[Toledo]

Right off the bat. But she kept talking to him and developed feelings. He finally dropped the hammer one day and claimed that he was in trouble. There's a story that he went with he was on a spaceship at the time. He was under attack attack and the ship needed oxygen. He asked if she could float, float him enough cash to buy some more O2. She agreed. She paid him a million yen, around $6,700.

[Brady]

That's a lot of yen.

[Toledo]

Officials in Japan shared the story and said to be suspicious if someone you met online ever asked for money for special astronaut.

[Brady]

I'm going to come up. I'm going to come up with a new disease. Menopause plus 15. There needs to be a pill and a commercial for Menopause Plus 15. Because whatever happens to women after menopause, give them 15 years and they'll start sending their, their hard earned money to some stranger. Never give money to anyone you've never met.

[Toledo]

Back in 2022, a 65 year old woman from Japan got scammed out of $30,000 by someone claiming to be a Russian cop. Cosmonaut needed the money so he could fly back to Earth.

[Brady]

Wait, he was in space and he needed cash?

[Toledo]

Yeah. Wiring.

[Brady]

Who was charging him the toll?

[Toledo]

She didn't, she didn't put the two and two together. Who just sent 30 grand to the guy.

[Brady]

She deserves it.

[Toledo]

Finally we got a guy in Florida. This woman was. Met this dude, 28 year old. El Missy Circle is his name. Met him at a hotel Sunday afternoon. When she got there, she was there to sell him a pair of used shoes. And when she got there, he asked if he could sniff her feet. Sure she wasn't cool with that? She turned him down. He got a upset, grabbed the shoes, ran out of the parking lot. She chased after him, confronted him. That's when he hopped into an suv, did a three point turn and hit her with a vehicle.

[John]

Damn.

[Toledo]

Fortunately, she wasn't seriously injured. She called police, they arrested the guy charged with aggravated battery. Apparently there are similar incidents on his record. The woman called the whole thing extremely bizarre.

[Brady]

A little bit. You're selling used shoes in a parking lot though with the Internet that's unnecessary. You can mail them and send pictures, talk. I don't know why you would ever meet to see the dude.

[Toledo]

Local transaction.

[Brady]

Still don't spend the extra money on mailing or you get run over by a guy's car. The dude over there, I don't know if this is the coolest guy in Phoenix or the creepiest guy in Phoenix, but it was at a car wash and a lady was vacuuming her car. And he pulled up and he had his crank out and he goes, excuse me miss, can I interest you in this oh, my God.

[Toledo]

Whips it out.

[Brady]

He had it out. He said no. Do you have any interest in this? He did it to a couple of ladies. Excuse me. Would you have any interest in one of these? I wouldn't even look to be like, yeah, no. I got a. I got a company that does windshield repair. No, no, no. Turn and look at what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about your broken windshield. Oh, my. His name is Joshua Curtis, and he drives up to people vacuuming their cars and pulls his crank out and asks you if you have any interest in it. I wonder what would happen if you turned and said. Said, yes. I do. You do. Nobody ever says yes. Well, you've met your match here, Joshua. What do you want to do? Just taking a survey. What do you got videos? No. No, I don't. You got to tell me, bro. You can't just stare at me waiting for that. All right, you go right ahead. Brett, what do you got? All right, pull this up.

[John]

Well, start out with a little vet visit.

[Brady]

Oh, there's a dog on the vet table. A couple. And then the dog is turned and aimed his ass right at the vet and just shot him. Oh, my God. I mean, that is. That dog's got diarrhea. There's a problem, and that's why he's at the vet. You gotta. We have a diet issue. Is that. Wow. No, it's not.

[John]

I think so.

[Brady]

He looks a little like Booyi Poo, right? She felt like that. She built like that. Poon we're familiar with. We could get Boogie over to Channel three. We'll trade.

[Brett]

Isn't that where your buddy Schwartz is?

[Brady]

And we'll trade Ian Schwartz for Boogie Poon. Schwartz for Poon has never been said, ever. Here we go. There's Booy with her. Oh, God. This is a lady's genitals. And her legs are open and her panties are kind of half their leather. Oh, an apple just fell out of her ass. Was it in her ass or was it in the other thing? I can't tell the difference. It's so mangled. It is in the other thing. It's just a mangled mess down.

[John]

Yeah, it is.

[Brady]

It is. Yeah. It comes out of her baby makeup. And then we shoot right to the Wicked Witch. Hand in the apple to somebody. Gross. Who thinks of things like this?

[John]

I don't know, but who thinks of this?

[Brady]

Okay. Oh, there's a guy with a giant chain in his ass. Wow. And, oh, my God. It's just a huge. Like, this is what you'd lock up an entire storage facility with that chain? Is. And it's. The video stops. It's still coming out. What is it, 10, 12ft?

[John]

At least.

[Toledo]

So that's a mail chain.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Toledo]

Clarifying.

[Brady]

We understood, all right? And we'll just.

[John]

We'll end with this one.

[Brady]

Idiot. Get him some drugs again. Oh, there's a guy with tattoos all over. He's. He's heading down on a lady. He's putting his nose in there. Some of us can't help that. And he's. Oh, is she peeing? She's peeing. No, you missed it. I can't.

[Toledo]

My stitches are ripping.

[Brady]

Oh, look away, Brady. I can't. I can't. God. Replay, in case you miss my stomach muscles. Oh, no. I'll explain it in a second, but. Oh, no. Holy L7. Oh, no. Oh, God. It goes down there. Just looks like a normal oral sex moment. It's like a liquor stick. Yeah, I get it. I get it.

[John]

Fun dip.

[Brady]

Okay. Oh. Oh, she's laughing. And the laughing's getting. I gotta get. I'm getting weaker. Oh, I saw that brown. I can almost smell the. I can almost smell the pennies. Oh, God damn it. Smell him. So the guy. Oh.

[John]

Then goes back.

[Brady]

He goes down there and it looks like just going to be a normal, like, man, woman love moment. And he gets a little deeper and then he starts to pull.

[Toledo]

Looks like a cute.

[Brady]

Pulls the sweater thread because there's a string in there. And he pulls out a. A rogue tampon. And then he starts to use it like it's a sugar free popsicle.

[John]

I'll end there.

[Brady]

Oh, that was rough. Got an email from a guy says I've been whipping my horn out for ladies for years. Gas stations. That's nothing. Tried on an airplane. San Antonio. Sherrod McGarrity. That's right. One of our legends of news. Remember when Antonio did it on a plane? Had his dork out sitting in the middle seat, turned to the lady next to him and said, you like what you see? McGuire Garrity. He's still wandering around the city. I don't think he went to jail for a very long time.

[Toledo]

Like, our little friend just registered.

[Brady]

Josh Curtis. No relation to our friend Mark Curtis, we hope. He doesn't have a son named Josh, does he?

[Toledo]

No.

[Brady]

Would he report that anyway? Yeah, I would. I would laugh hysterically. I. I know it's. It's not same for a woman, but if I'm a guy and a dude pulls up next to me and says, you interested? In this I'd be like, yes, that's hilarious. Keep doing that. I just want to see how you. What, what's your plan for people who say yes? Go ahead. Just finish up here. You're going to need this vacuum more than me.

[Toledo]

Knock it off. Put some pants on.

[Brady]

Why the car wash? There's no quick getaway in the vacuum section of the car wash. Off.

[Toledo]

I guess there's, you know, women washing the cars there.

[Brady]

Yeah, know. I guess that leads to my next question. Where is the safest place to expose yourself? Like, what's the smartest place? If you're going to be like Joshua Curtis, where should he go?

[Brett]

Hey, bus stops are out.

[Brady]

Bus stops are in.

[Brett]

You think they're in?

[Brady]

I think a bus stop's a good spot to just pull it out and go. I know you guys are waiting for the bus, but can I interest you in this and everybody be like, yahoo. Like they'd love every second of it because their lives are not it worth working out. Yeah.

[Toledo]

I guess I'm saying there would be some laughter involved and then, you know.

[Brady]

Oh, sure. And then people shock and all. Yeah, let's. What else you got? The ladies at a bus stop, they'll take it. Because if again, my theory is if you're a woman at a bus stop, you have exhausted all opportunities to get a ride from someone. You've had to turn to City Transit. If you're a woman right now, alone at a bus, bus stop, don't forget your Valtrex, cuz I know you have it. Nobody will give you a ride. You're going to work. No one will carpool with you. No one. I don't live by anybody. I bet you don't.

[Toledo]

Here's your lume.

[Brady]

Yeah. I also noticed that your hand is a tan with. No, there's no tan line where the ring was or is or. Shut up. Your fingers smell like Valtrex. I believe in rings. I don't want any rings. Stam. I'll take the bus. You know, you're done. Oh, I guess I'll just take the bus. As a woman, that's when. That's pretty much when you've hit the bottom.

[Toledo]

Met the cutest guy with a BMX bike today.

[Brady]

He's got six DUIs. Is my bus mate John, Is it.

[Brett]

Too obvious to expose yourself at a sex shop? I mean, aren't they already there looking for or something?

[Brady]

Yeah, but they got. They're on the lookout for that kind of stuff because some people can't control it if they got Lax about that. There'd be tons of wangs out. Yeah. Bus stops. Bus stops. Probably the best one.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Give that a try. Today, Joshua. Nobody's gonna care. Nobody's gonna call the police. They'll just tell you to move. It's like the third worst thing that's happening at a bus stop is the guy's dicks out. Because there's, like, heroin use and somebody's toasted and, like, you know, murder weapons in their bag from one stop to the next. They're just throwing things away at each bus stop they're on. Ladies just worried about her Valtrex. Nobody cares about your penis there. Car wash. You running. Some classy people there trying to keep their lives clean. And had you kept your life clean, you wouldn't need the Valtrex or the bus. There goes your Brady report. It's 98. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. Heard enough of this Morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. Evil P. There you go. A little Avenge Sevenfold. Talking about how they should have been monstrously huge and they're just not. They're big. I was waiting for them to be Metallica. I was waiting for them to be the future of Brock.

[Brett]

They missed their window when his vocal problems started happening. Delayed the album.

[Brady]

Their last album. Brett and I were just talking about this. Their last album is a Love or Hate. There is no in between. I liked it a lot. You didn't like it at all. And I could see why. Yeah. Makes loads and loads of sense. But when they.

[John]

When they were on stage with Metallica that time, it's like Metallica knew how to work that big stage.

[Brady]

Avenge didn't. No, they were. They died on that. Yeah. That was when it's a stadium. Yeah. They just weren't ready for that. They were good. Yeah. But it was like.

[John]

They're great at the Point Pavilion, like.

[Brady]

You know, at the Shed. Yeah. If you get them on a big stage, they kind of shrunk. Especially when Metallica took stage and went, oh, this is what that's supposed to.

[John]

Step side, boys.

[Brady]

Yeah, exactly. We'll show you how to do this. Hold our beer. I hold our near beer. They don't drink anything. They say they don't drink anymore. I had a friend who went to rehab with James here in Scottsdale. It was sex rehab. To be fair, he. That's why he said he was there. But they went out drinking together. They sneak out. I didn't know you could do that at rehab. You can sneak out sometimes when you're a star. That's how that works. Brady, I officially do things differently because of your situation. You're looking healthy today again. Skin color solid. I'm keeping my eyes on you. Yesterday you turned yellow for a little bit. We sent you right home. It wasn't good. Pain's good today.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady]

Pretty. You got your magic box of fun.

[John]

Take another pill.

[Brady]

Yeah, take another pill. About 9:30, we're going to ask you. Take another pill. Okay, good. We'll get that. But I did watch the news last night, and after we got the email from somebody who said something along the lines of, like, with all the fentanyl deaths, Brady said, because, like, we're trying to find, like, when you smile at the news now, which is, you know, a field trip goes off a cliff, and they're like a whole bunch of young people get. Hopefully a few of them are organ donors. And speed this up so you can get that. I saw a kid you yesterday, Arcadia High School, and he's come up with this plan. He's going to combat the problems at Arcadia High School with heroin overdoses with Narcan kits. How many kids are overdosing on heroin at Arcadia High? At any high school that would require full kits of Narcan. Is it that bad?

[Toledo]

I. What's interesting is they recommended that I buy.

[Brady]

Buy one just in case you overdo.

[Toledo]

When I leave the hospital.

[Brady]

Because you have it in the house.

[Toledo]

I have it in the house.

[Brady]

Now, that's probably a good idea. I have a.

[Toledo]

They're saying just in case. This is a recommended right purchase.

[Brady]

In case you screw up and take two or three loops. And I understand that, but remember, one sniff, that's it. You just do one, it wakes you right back up. Yeah, well, you're not doing it if you're at a point. I was gonna say if you're at a point where you need Narcan, you're not under control. It's not nasal spray. Oh, it be hilarious if you just did it for fun. I didn't realize it was that, like, prevalent where the kids at the school are like, I just can't see another one of these. I got. Or.

[Toledo]

And then they have. I hear commercial. Sometimes you get. It's nice. It's good to have one on the job, at work, at construction sites.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Which is a. The odds at Having a construction is higher than.

[Brady]

Is it happening More than we'll know and nobody talks about it. I've never heard of anybody just dropping out here at work. Work on heroin. I mean you're the only one right now that's carrying heroin around because you've got the oxy in your pocket. I don't even think we've been in a risk situation for that. But I did watch the news last night and kind of like ah. That keeps Brady out of the transport portal. These are out for a while.

[Brett]

Doesn't say where the location is. But according to Gemini in 2023, 27 children and adults, adolescents because I asked for teenagers. Gave all the. All the ages in Arizona died from fentanyl poisoning. 27.

[Brady]

The whole state.

[Brett]

In the whole state in 2023.

[Brady]

I mean it's okay to be prepared. I get that have a narca. But a full kits like bunches of them. You know, Brady needs a transplant. Let's. Let's pull back on all this over preparation. We got to keep the.

[Brett]

By January of this year, more than 4,000 Narcan kits were distributed to. To 144 educational agencies in the state.

[Brady]

Seems like we need to keep Brady alive more than we do.

[Brett]

The most prevalent.

[Brady]

Anyone else?

[Brett]

I think the most prevalent educational institution seems to be Arizona State. That uses.

[Brady]

Well, that's college. That's different. Right. But like high school and stuff. You'd think you'd notice a kid that wasn't on heroin a second ago and is now like they're trapped in the same building all day. In college, you got a class, you leave for a few hours. Like you can do stuff stuff like it. When do you have time to do heroin in high school? I don't remember ever having time to think. I'll shoot up and then I'll. No one will notice.

[Toledo]

It was a little noticeable yesterday.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

You on the 10 milligrams within.

[Brady]

Within about eight minutes of you having taken that oxy, we started to see a new you. Awesome. I think Brady's on heroin, you guys. But yeah, I was. Yeah. I watched the news different. I'm like, we need to save America's sweetheart, Junior Brady. We need to make sure he's okay rather than crimp all you. That's what we need is those healthy kidneys floating around in car wrecks like the olden days when Brady needs a transplant. Wow.

[Brett]

So in the country from 2017 to 2022, 60,000. Almost 60,000 prescription for naloxone were dispensed to youth ages 10 to 19.

[Brady]

Oh no. It's a problem. I'm just like look, thousand a year. If you're telling me right now because the kids argument on the news last night was I just. If I save just one life, then it's worth it. Well, same here then. If I save Brady's life, all the other ones don't matter to me. Just. That's what he technically said. He's like, if I just save one. If a bunch of other ones die. But my plan saved one. That's good. My plan is that a bunch of these kids die and Brady gets a kidney and he lives. That's what I need for this. So we'll save Brady.

[Toledo]

Is their death worthwhile?

[Brady]

Beautiful thing.

[Brett]

See where his mind's at.

[Brady]

Yeah. That was very booy poon of you. That was something she'd say because yesterday. It's good poon right there, my friend. Good poon.

[Brett]

We were concerned about the infection of the diseased kidney yesterday, weren't we? Well, I mean the druggie.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. No, I don't care about that. If the kidneys are good. Yeah. An overdose is like ah. We'll get through it. It'll. Okay.

[Brett]

It'll rebound.

[Brady]

Yeah. I think they put it through the wash once before they put it in Brady. It's a lot. But we don't have Narcan here, do we?

[Toledo]

I would. I think we do.

[Brady]

Where do.

[John]

Because might be in the like first aid kit area over there in the breaker.

[Brady]

That's in a first aid kit. Now it's band aids and Narcan.

[Toledo]

It wouldn't surprise me.

[Brady]

I.

[Toledo]

Where else would you keep it?

[Brady]

I guess I just wouldn't think we'd need it.

[Toledo]

I. I guess where the first aid. That's because that's where the. The paddles are too, right? Same area.

[Brady]

But that makes sense. We've got a bunch of overweight slubs that wander around here, so heart attacks are prevalent.

[Toledo]

And where do you catch them? In the kitchen.

[Brady]

That's what it's all about. Do they. Is there somebody doing heroin here other than you? Irresponsible.

[Toledo]

No, I think it's a cya.

[Brady]

Yeah, it has to be, right? I guess I'm just a naive to it. I know cops carry it around like crazy because they have to wake up all those. And cops. You can stop doing that too. And we have a lot of police that listen to the show. You can let one or two of those people that you were gonna save go and say it was too late and then we'll harvest a couple of kidneys. Brady keep one in the freezer and one in his back. We got to save Brady. If it's about saving lives, that's what we're gonna do. And people are saying they're super proud of you, my friend, for skipping the food and the wings yesterday and keeping it together. The goal for Brady is 185lbs, according to his doctor. You don't like hearing that. I just watched your face turn away. That's a good. That's a good doable number. It's a very doable, doable number. We should all have to give something up since Brady's got to give up food and just drink whatever that is in here. What is that? Water?

[Toledo]

Delicious.

[John]

I'll give up water.

[Brady]

You give up water for Brady. Brett. That's a big thank you. Brett.

[Toledo]

Don't do that. Don't do that.

[John]

Welcome.

[Brady]

We'll give up water. I'll give up Coke. Ooh. I won't have. I can do that. I'll give up Coke. If you get down to180.85, then I can have a Coke again.

[John]

All right, so starting now.

[Brett]

Starting now.

[Brady]

This is the last one in the. In the building. Whoa.

[Toledo]

But I have to hit 185 first.

[Brady]

No, no, no, no, no. When you drink it again.

[Toledo]

Oh, when I hit 185.

[John]

So if he hovers at 186 then. And just keeps it there, you're.

[Brady]

He'll.

[Brett]

He'll get to 186 if he keeps.

[Brady]

It and calls it. Good. I hope it's getting kidneys fall out. I do that. If Brady's got to give something up and we're going to keep an eye on him. Brett's giving up water, which is not smart.

[John]

That's great. There's.

[Brady]

I don't drink any of that.

[John]

Exactly.

[Brady]

I have four or five of those bottles a day just out of forced necessity. And I can't stand it. I hate water. It's gross. It has no taste. No. And it's just Coke Zero. Yeah. I'll do it. We can kill this. I can get rid of this stuff. It's my bad thing if Brady has.

[John]

To give up water.

[Brady]

Here. Okay. You'll quit. You'll quit carbonated water?

[John]

Yes. That'll be it for you.

[Brady]

There you go. It'll just be done with the drink. What are you going to replace it with, I wonder?

[John]

Vodka?

[Brady]

Mine's going to be booze, too.

[John]

Tito's.

[Brady]

Tito's. Tito's is. It looks like water. Exactly. Can't even tell, really. I might replace it with heroin since I know we've got all this Narcan everywhere and. No, I'm not worried about it.

[John]

Brady, give him a pill.

[Brady]

Yeah, let me have one.

[Brett]

I know Brett's a big fan of this, John, but can we do a Thursday kidney drive for Brady at, like, Albertsons and Safeway or something? I don't know what people would bring to donate, but can we send bread out on Thursday mornings Again, for Brady's for kidney drive?

[Brady]

Just bring stuff? Yeah.

[Brett]

Again, he doesn't say what?

[Brady]

No specific thing to drop off. Just help Brady. I guess it's a Save Ferris thing. I think that's a good idea. Is that your heroin? Yeah.

[John]

It'll make you feel good.

[Brett]

You know who sparked up with that one is Larry.

[Brady]

Do that. Do that again. Apache Junction just got wet. The whole place. It's their mating call.

[John]

So our sales department.

[Brady]

Yeah, a couple people in our sales department gets excited about that, too. Shannon's listening. He says somebody on our weekender staff has to bring Narcan in. That's probably true. Our weekend, but they can't self. I've been here on the weekends, and they're just by themselves. If they're on heroin, they're gonna just die. You don't crawl to Narcan and give it to yourself, you're done. When you need Narcan, you're out.

[Toledo]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brett]

John, it's not just high schools. I can confirm that each of our work trucks all have one in it, as well as in the bathrooms and warehouses where we work. It's pretty, pretty bad. I've saved two guys already on the job site driving. Apparently.

[Brady]

You said work trucks.

[Brett]

He did say work trucks, so apparently I don't know where he's driving.

[Brady]

Well, that's comforting, knowing that you guys are out on the road. I got Narcan stations all over the trucking industry.

[Toledo]

Great.

[Brady]

I thought you guys were trying to stay awake. Isn't that what your dad used to talk about? Like all the truckers took coke and meth to stay up? Crank. Yeah, they had to finish their drives. Well, that's crazy. That's bananas. All right, I'll do that. If you're serious about dropping to 185. Where you @ right now? What are we looking at?

[Toledo]

240. 241.

[Brady]

Well, that means. But so are you doing girl weight? Is that like, really 253?

[Toledo]

No.

[Brady]

Are you sure?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Okay. 241. Holding about what? What? Go ahead. You're going to lie to me?

[Toledo]

Holding about what?

[Brady]

No, you started another sentence after that.

[Toledo]

No, I've been holding. I've been there for a week now.

[Brady]

Okay, what was it before that you were in the 250s?

[Toledo]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brady]

Wow. All right, we'll get you down there. So you're in 240s now. That's that kidney. All right, I'll give up that Coke Zero diet. I'll give up all the. The dark sodas and even the light sodas. I don't like those either. I'll be done with it. You know how they do? Like when. When your friends get cancer and you do that sympathy shave head thing? I can't do that. Right? Walking around like I've got cancer all the time. I'll give up something for Brady and you should, too. You know what? This is a good idea. This is good for everybody listening. In honor of Brady missing a kidney and showing us all the path to death, the fastest path to death, we clean our lives up a little bit. Take your one vice and end it today. How about that? It's Brady Day. 9325.

[Toledo]

I feel like a lent, kid.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Brady Day. You know, you're sitting there thinking about it in your car. I could never give that. Give it up today. Smoking your stupid weed habit. Something that's expensive and dumb like Brett's water problem. Toledo. What about you?

[Brett]

What would I give up?

[Brady]

What are you gonna give up in honor of this guy? So, I mean, he's dying right in front of us. We gotta do something.

[Toledo]

Man.

[Brady]

I don't know. What do you got? How about you have a goal weight too then?

[Brett]

Oh, okay.

[Brady]

I can do that.

[Brett]

Where you at right now? Yeah, 220.

[Brady]

220. You should probably be about 185 also.

[Brett]

I should be. I would love to see 200.

[Brady]

I think lower than.

[Brett]

Let me start 200.

[Brady]

He's got to get to 185 to get to 200. Yeah. Look what happens when you don't look right at it. It's right sitting next to you.

[Brett]

Try not to.

[Brady]

Hey. You end up getting organs pulled out. Right? 1190 compromise. All right. 190. That's good stuff.

[Brett]

Is it a race.

[Brady]

Quality lifestyle thing? Okay, this one says it. Solidarity, brothers. If you're going to give up your Diet Coke problem and you guys keeping an eye on Brady, I'll stop smoking weed. Scott Blamer. All right. Quit your weed habit. It's Brady Day. Be don't be like Brady Day. Like, no, just it's Brady Day. I don't know how we're going to.

[Brett]

Track it, but texters are all over it. Yeah, John, I'm in. I'll give up soda and energy drinks.

[Brady]

There you go.

[Brett]

Big one.

[Brady]

That's huge. But they're terrible for you. And if we're talking about this guy's health and he's got to get healthy, imagine how hard it is for Brady. His identity is food. Like, you're more food than man. Like everything he does is surrounding food and he's got to talk about it a little bit. Yeah, he's got to give up, like going to these weird lunches and all the stuff he does all the time. He's got to keep it eye on that 185, maintain a healthy weight. That's a good thing. We'll all give up something for Brady. John.

[Brett]

I'll try and send a picture, but I just threw my Nutella and Ritz crackers in the trash.

[Brady]

Paula Proctor, Toledo. Toledo hater says Toledo has to give up talking. Hey, that's not a bad idea. That's your vice.

[Brett]

Two texters in a row. How did you not say Alex?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, you give up on Alex. Adam says I'm starting today. I'll give up my custom made AI Sex chatbot. Well, you know, whatever's slowing you down in the day, that's good stuff.

[Toledo]

That's commitment.

[Brady]

That's a good idea.

[John]

Somebody's offering you a kidney. Amanda wants to know what blood type you are.

[Brady]

Brady, it isn't about that. It's important. But it's not like certain blood types match other.

[Toledo]

Yeah, A, matches B and I'll make sure. Oh, well, I have a meeting today.

[Brady]

Oh, okay. Thunder Horse just emailed and says I'll give up candy bars and junk food in honor of Brady. And he's not even dead yet. You're doing it so he doesn't die. Think of all the people you'd let down if they give up all their stuff and you hover around. This is good stuff, Brady. Motivational.

[John]

Okay, John, if Brett can give up water, I can quit giving 5 across the mouth to my wife.

[Brady]

That's right. Stop beating your wife today. That's a beautiful.

[John]

There you go, Matthew.

[Brady]

Beautiful Matthew.

[Toledo]

Baby steps.

[Brady]

Yeah, Ronnie just texted it and she's going to continue her boycott of sex for another three years. I think that's great. Thank you, Ron. Hon. She said she's standing strong on that. She thought that would cure you, but no it just caused an eating habit. Man, people are in on this. All you guys have vices. We all have something. We all have something. This guy says, I will stop taking Excedrin and Advil on a daily basis because of Brady. All right? Don't have a stroke or anything. Like, if you're doing that for. I don't use Advils and ibuprofen. That's not. It's.

[Brett]

It's not.

[Toledo]

As pilot matching.

[Brett]

Gemini says to match someone for kidney transplant, the most crucial requirements are HLA tissue typing and blood typing to ensure immunological compatibility, as well as a cross match to check for preform antibodies.

[Brady]

You got me. All that went right past me.

[John]

Eric said he'll quit beating off on weekdays.

[Brett]

Oh, that's a big one.

[Brady]

Five days. You're just. You're gonna be impossible at work. Eric. Pick something else cranky, this one.

[John]

Careful.

[Brady]

I'll give up being racist. I'm just kidding, of course.

[Brett]

All right, Foskins, I'll quit my job.

[Brady]

One says, hey, you can do that.

[John]

See Sean Rockefellers.

[Brady]

No, I didn't get his. Oh, there it is. Says if I'll give up drinking and driving. Sean's blind, so there's no reason for him. Even you can take it starting today. I won't find a job until Brady gets to 180 pounds. That's right. This guy's going to be unemployed for you until you get down to the right weight.

[Toledo]

That's pressure.

[Brady]

It's Brady Lindt. This one says, I'll give up smoking, but I don't know if I'm going to be able to do it because I have teeth. Teenage kids give up on those. What do you enjoy more, to be honest? Smokes or the kids? And Alvina. That's from Alvina. She had like a stroke or something. She needs to quit smoking anyway.

[Toledo]

Jesus.

[Brady]

Yeah, Alvina, come on. And then this guy says, I'm not stopping anything. I'm a grown man. I'm not sacrificing vices for him to balloon back up over to 250 again. Mark the date when he loses it, and then mark the date when it comes back. I'll keep doing what I'm doing. I'm not in. All right, well, that's. Thanks for that motivational TED Talk.

[Brett]

I'll give up. This guy says, he must be in a Altay Z listener.

[Brady]

Yeah. William, these people are so supportive. Brady says giving up anything for Brady will be. Be easy because it's just for a limited time. Even with two good kidneys this isn't gonna last that long. All right, well, yeah, we can only do it until Brady. While Brady breathes Earth's air. I think it's a nice thing. And all these emails are crazy. Yeah, I'll stop the soda.

[John]

I don't know whacking going here, too. Nick said the same.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Toledo]

Gonna have a grumpy pent up city.

[Brady]

It says, I went to Chili's last night and I by myself, devoured two bowls of chips and salsa, three chicken crispers, tendies, Tendies fries and four sodas. Here's the thing. You could give up if you've got little cute nicknames for food. Yeah, you've got a problem.

[Brett]

Obviously, you and Brady are match made in heaven.

[Brady]

Because obviously, after feeling guilty of my gluttonous decisions, what I remind myself of is I don't need all this. And more importantly, I don't need the soda. So I'm giving that up. And maybe give up French fries. Maybe. That's it. One. Baby steps. Baby steps there, Ken John.

[Brett]

Soda is too easy for you if you really commit. You'd give up masturbating.

[Brady]

What's unhealthy about that, right?

[Brett]

You're supposed to do it how many times a week?

[Brady]

15 or 16, I think, is what I read. There you go. I do it extra just in case. Anyway. Well, there you go. There's a lot of people giving things up and just take it in your thing. Rex says he's going to give up getting single mothers pregnant and ghosting them until the end of time. Well, that's lovely. That's a nice thing. You don't have to keep it up, but if you do, you know, get back to us in a few weeks and say, hey, for Brady Lent, I gave up smoking. So because Brady had to give up food, which is wildly important, we'll go, we'll put little wristbands on and do the Lance Armstrong Brady Strong thing and get those printed. It's almost like purity rings.

[Toledo]

Some jellies.

[Brady]

Brady jellies. The rainbow jellies, those gay jellies, and wrap those around our wrists in honor of Brady John.

[Brett]

I've marked it on the calendar. September 3, 2025. And I'm going to come back to you in a month and with a list of all the crimes that have increased in the Valley.

[Brady]

There's definitely probably going to be a spike in that. But still, you can do it. Be Brady strong. He's got to give up food. Think of that.

[John]

I'll give up eating a porkopolis Daily until Birdie makes weight. Oh, wait.

[Brady]

Never mind. Mind.

[Toledo]

Commitment bastards.

[Brady]

All right. Hey, Pop Pop.

[Brett]

I'll give up religion in your honor.

[Brady]

Hey, yeah, just become an atheist. That's smart.

[John]

I'm giving up sex at work. Sign, Nathan S. All right.

[Brady]

That would be awesome if that was real. Anyway. All right. Also, by the way, great news in the world of everything. Finally, appointment television is back. I'm not sure when this starts, but they just announced the cast for Dancing with the Stars. Corey Feldman is on it. I think we have something to do with this. I'm going to give Dan Soder and Big J Okerson. Dan was all over this a long time ago, and I don't think Dan and Jay are friends anymore. I think they might just be. They used to do the podcast together, and. And now it's Bobby Kelly and Jay, and Dan does his own thing. Dan will be here in a couple weeks, but he was the one who kind of was like going crazy about Feldman about the same time I started my love for Feldman. And then so east coast, west coast, and suddenly Corey Feldman's like, having this renaissance online. Because I. I know for a fact it's because of this show that he went from 110 people to about 600 people at the marquee. And I know it would be bigger next time. And then 8 or 9,000 showed up early for the Limp Bizkit Misfits tour.

[Toledo]

That was amazing.

[Brady]

And Corey was on at four in the afternoon, and the place was pretty crowded. We have something to do with that. So then people took notice that the Feldman, through all the branches of us talking about it, then you guys talking about it, then your friends. It's that, you know, the grapevine that. That grew off of this. Feldman's now back in the public eye and going on Dancing with the Stars. Will. He'll make an absolute ass of himself weekly. And we get to watch.

[Toledo]

I was laughing a couple weeks ago because it was out at the Talking Stick Pavilion. It was when I went. I took Kirby to Big Time Rush.

[Brady]

Sure.

[Toledo]

All the computers they had, they were working.

[Brady]

All working. Oh, sir Cory, one apple. Cory blamed the heat that the Internet doesn't work in the heat. He said, I don't know how you guys have Internet with this heat. Like, yeah, that's a thing. And then his computer shut down and they couldn't do Comeback King, which is the. That's the opener, man.

[John]

That was the main reason to go to that nightmare.

[Brady]

I'mma come back. Come back. Anyway, they come. And I bet you he Tries to dance to his own song on Dancing with the Stars. You do that probably at one point. You got to pick him.

[Toledo]

He'll be able to incorporate something.

[Brady]

I have a feeling the dancer he's with will hate him by the third show.

[Toledo]

And she'll quit because he's trained under the best dancer in the world.

[Brady]

Michael Jackson. Yeah. He is going to be intolerable to whoever he dances with. That relationship's already toxic. I feel bad for the girl that's getting to dance with him. I don't even know if they've announced that part yet.

[Toledo]

Oh, there's going to be tears, too, Corey, when he talks about his dancing background and growing up, you know, to dance with the greatest.

[Brady]

Oh, it's going to be tough. And he's all bleach blonde now, and he's taking his shirt off. He looks like ET's dead body. This will be great. This I'm worried about.

[Toledo]

He's going to take out Hilaria, but Baldwin.

[Brady]

Wow. Yeah, she's on there, too. I don't know how the Baldwins have that kind of nerve. You kill somebody, you lay low a couple years. You don't start a reality show and then go dancing. My husband killed a guy. I know. Anyway, I'll be on the dancing show, earning votes. Nobody's gonna vote for you. This guy says, in honor of Brady, I'll give up drinking alcohol. Signed Steve. Steve Keim, director of security, Arizona Cardinals. That's not. Anyway. All right, well, that's a good one there.

[Brett]

But this one, I will give up trying to kill Brett's grandmother. Signed Katie Hobbs.

[Brady]

Okay, good stuff. All right, it's 908. We got a Rock wars coming up in just a little bit. We got to prep for that one.

[John]

It was two weeks ago. I don't even remember.

[Brett]

You did.

[Brady]

Did I? You sure? I don't know. Or no. I think it might have been Brady throws out his. Yeah, yeah. We're not turning to you for the solid information right now. You're a drug addict. It's 98 KUPD. We get rock wars next. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Brady, you've inspired the nation. You're like the. That Alzheimer's ice bucket challenge all of a sudden says, I'm a muscular guy. 205. I don't have a lot of fat to get rid of, so it's a little tougher to lose weight. But I'll join with Brady and drop down to 185 with him and get some lean muscle mass in there. And he said, and get that lean. I have to cut down on my drinking, so I'll be giving up 90% of my alcohol intake for Brady. He's got a nine out of the 10 drinks he would normally have taken. He won't. That's pretty good. People all over this stuff. This guy said it. He said I was going to give up getting laid for Brady as a joke. But I'm married, so it's already a joke. So in honor of Brady and giving up some bad habits, I'm going to stop smoking. Smoking today.

[Toledo]

Nice.

[Brady]

Brady, if we don't save you. We've saved so many others. I don't even feel like Brady matters anymore. This is great. Says I will give up soda starting today. Nicholas says I'm currently 284lbs. I want my weight to be 200. He drinks 4 liters of soda a day because he's driving trucks. That's a lot. That's a lot more than me. And I drink way too much. Much. But I don't drink the straight stuff. I drink the zero. If. If I drink all that sugary soda, I'd be a blob. I'll quit it. This is my last. Can hear it down to the last, like, quarter, too. Well, this is a good thing, Brett. You're the only one not really participating.

[John]

I'm giving up water.

[Brady]

Five minutes. Five minutes. Five minutes to oxy. All right, Brady's gonna take his oxygen in a little bit. And if it's anything like yesterday, he goes on a little magic carpet ride and then turns yellow and goes home. It's really weird. We'll take some yellow pictures of him. Brett, you are in charge of rock wars. You won last time. What do you got for us?

[John]

Let's do a song that describes as soon as Brady pops that pill.

[Brady]

Okay. A Brady on oxy. Yes. So not like we're not going down the typical. You're high on heroin. It's Brady, right? High on heroin. Yeah. A song directed specifically to his needs.

[John]

Banning the Grateful Dead right now.

[Brady]

Because that's the do Grateful Dead. All the psychedelic. Typical crappy psychedelic. Everybody's a hippie song. Brady is trying heroin for the first time, and he's enjoying it. We're enjoying it more than he is he's a mess. So when Rock wars begins, he'll have taken a pill. By the time it's over, it will have kicked in. And yesterday his voice changed. His balls dropped. It was amazing. He went through old man puberty.

[John]

He watched him.

[Brady]

Hello there. Yeah, so a song. Hey, how y' all doing? My name's Brady and I'm enjoying all the dragons in the world. Things that Brady would fantasize about in his dreams, his fever dream state. Man, there's a couple of them though. All right, you help us out. [e-mail] you can text 97936 or you can call us 585-9800. We'll find out what this is all about in just moments. Rock wars is next morning sick. Holmberg's morning sickness. It's time for the weekly battle of musical supremacy known only as Rock wars and its br. Hereby our friends over at Mo Money Pong. Short or long term collateral loans from $10 to over $100,000 or more. No credit needed and top dollar paid. With the entire process just taking several minutes. Mo money pawn.com Brady just cracked open his red caps and he's got himself an oxy coursing through his little veins as we stretch, stretch.

[John]

I want this to come.

[Brady]

That kidney is processing the blood right now and giving it back to his body in ways you can only imagine. As his liver splits up what needs to be done his poorly it's working. His kidney spits out whatever blood it can and next thing you know, he's more oxy than man. He gets a little weird, turns yellow, goes home. But on September 3, 2025, which me we've made, give it up for Brady Day. Ty says I weigh 200 pounds. Nice and muscular, maybe a little extra weight, but not much. I've got two really bad habits. He's got to pick one to quit for Brady. You tell me and let me know. I can either quit smoking cigarettes or weed. Sure. My weed through and cigarettes would probably be better. Well, my weed through what? Oh, my weed though and cigarettes would probably be better. It's a tough battle, but for you, Brady, I'll do it. I'll let you choose. Cigarettes or weed? What is Ty skin you up?

[Toledo]

The cigarettes?

[Brady]

Yeah. Cigarettes are worse for you than we. I think weed seems more natural for some reason.

[Toledo]

It does.

[Brady]

Cigarettes have all those chemicals and weird stuff. So yeah, Tyus, give up the cigarettes. Do it for Brady. Fred has chosen the topic of Brady's drug induced fever dream. Theme song. Like if it was a movie, like the Doors, only it was the Bogan. You'd have a song that fits Brady's drug run. Not the typical drug run. Not some dumb Doors song or Grateful Grateful Dead or something stupid. Something specific to what we know as sweet Brady going through his drug coma. Brett, who would you like to go first?

[John]

Oh, it's Brady's topic.

[Brady]

Brady, let's go.

[Toledo]

Finally, as this thing's kicking in, I can finally enjoy this song the way it was meant to be. Growing up listening to this song. It was one of my favorites when I was like 6 years old.

[Brady]

That's right.

[Toledo]

Now I can do it on Oxy.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Toledo]

Fifth Dimension. Up, up and away.

[Brady]

I could see this actually working out. If I was to make a movie about Brady being on heroin, this would be the song I use. That's pretty strong. You liked this when you were a kid?

[Toledo]

I did.

[Brady]

So gay even then. The fifth dimension. You're a big six. Six year old fan of the dimension.

[Toledo]

Errol McCoo.

[Brady]

We know who's in it.

[John]

Get it?

[Brady]

It's such a. Yeah. You lived in a dreamscape For a little bit. Yeah. I could see Brady imagining himself on a big pizza balloon, floating over the skies, dropping marshmallows on the people below. I am your God. I'm the marshmallow king. All right. Want me to go next? Yeah.

[John]

Hit it.

[Brady]

Mine is what I would see Brady going through. And I know he's got to give up food for all this. All of his health problems right now. And he's trying to straighten himself up to make sure he's in tip top condition for when that new brand new dead kid kidney comes in. Somebody out there listening right now could very well be inside Brady. Well, you know what I mean. Deep. You'll be dead. So what do you care about? Not you, Toledo, but the person whose kidney's gonna go in Brady. Wouldn't that be weird? Yeah, it would be an odd thing. Like right now, if a guy listening. Check your driver's license right now, if it says organ donor, there's a chance you'll be inside Brady by this time next year. Cool.

[Toledo]

Warm.

[Brady]

And when Brady's taking his oxy. Yeah. It's nice and warm inside of Brady. Wet like booye poon. I just picture one thing and one thing only. His eyes focusing in on the thing he thinks is in front of him. Cuz, you know, he's fantasizing about all the stuff he can't have. And he'll have hungry eyes. Oh yeah. Seeing One of those conveyor belts of food just going past him, and he's too drugged up to move. Slowly masturbating a splacid wiener. I'm high, man. He starts, like, slow dancing with pizza and a tuxedo. It's a love song for food. You know, he's missing it. Hungry eyes. Eric, Carmen, Brett, what do you got?

[John]

And I'm staying straight with this one.

[Brady]

Oh. So what?

[John]

You know, Brady's talking about the fifth dimension and all that kind of stuff, but yesterday I thought after seeing him jump on his oxy, it was a different man. I mean, it was like, you know, like you said, his balls dropped. He got a little. Just a little more aggressive, especially seeing that food. So I think Al Jorgensen said it the best. Just one fix.

[Brady]

Oh, wow. From another heroin addict like Brady. Brady is just like this guy. Yeah.

[John]

Brady's voice started sounding like this.

[Brady]

Yesterday after he took the oxy. It did. It sounded effective. Good. I like this. This guy couldn't keep heroin on his veins either. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Feeling it, man.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John]

And it's from the album Psalm 69, so it's original as well.

[Brady]

All right. All right. There you go. I like that a lot. Or late. So it comes up to you, buddy. We're gonna go. We can do between. Last call, John Gordon. We don't have time to tabulate everything. And emails, emails, emails. I haven't checked.

[Brett]

Okay, so last call, JG and trivia. Those three.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. Last call, JG Trivia. Who wins this week? Go ahead. One through three. One through three. Number two. Number two, John Gordon picks himself. John, you get to come over here and choose who's going to win this one week's rock horse, John Gordon.

[Toledo]

I would give a sympathy wrote to.

[Brady]

V. Oh, my God. Check your pills. I haven't taken those too.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I would give a sympathy vote to Brady, but Brett has the best song.

[Brady]

All right, thank One fix. It is. Damn you, Brett Fesley. That's a good song. All right, there you go. Nicely done. You got it ready?

[Toledo]

We have to place pots. Arena, would you calm down?

[Brady]

We'll play. We'll play them out of the. It'll work perfectly. Play the song and we'll play the spots out of the song. Okay, you're good. Give me the Just one fix. We're gonna do it on time.

[John]

Yes.

[Brady]

This is a good one. I like this. From one heroin addict to another. Plus, it buys a little time before Brady's gotta start reading. Oh, I can't wait. And he's on Heron Listen to that guy over there. He's cool, these guys. All right, you got it Ready? It's just one fix. Go get him, Al. It's 98. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Toledo]

No membership.

[Brady]

Fe. I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. A Year of pity. Never got it. There you go. Val Jorgensen doing his just one fixed thing for Brady, who is starting to probably feel it a little bit. And this will be fun. At least it was yesterday. Maybe you're getting good at this now and it won't be as good as normal, but boy, oh boy, yesterday was a treat. An absolute gem as Brady gets high for you. Everybody's texting over John Gordon said he'd give up saying Star wars is good. Still, he'd say, and if anybody ever. And you can test it if you see John Gordon and go, man, that last Star wars set show. I don't know what the name of the crap is anymore. Mandalorian 6. I love that new character. And John would be forced to say, they've ruined the franchise and all of the characters now suck. Then you have to walk away. Oh, and every day just a few. A little bit of his life force leaves until he's floating through space like Princess Leia on her way to her starry grave. Stupid Booyi. Poon is my favorite Star wars character, by the way. Oh, yeah, she's great. And Jack Schitterelli has done a great.

[Toledo]

Job with another moisture farmer.

[Brady]

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[John]

Oh, he's going to.

[Toledo]

We have a couple of lists. First one, Entertainment Weekly gives the list of the 20 best Saturday morning cartoons of the 80s.

[Brady]

Of the the 80s. Smurfs.

[Toledo]

The Smurfs are number 17.

[Brady]

I didn't get. I didn't get Captain Caveman.

[John]

That 70s, wasn't it? Or was that 80s?

[Brady]

That was 70s. Yeah. Captain Caveman's son was 80s. That guy. Stupid. The 80s would be like Strawberry Shortcake.

[John]

GI Joe.

[Brady]

GI Joe.

[Toledo]

GI Joe. Real American Heroes number five.

[Brady]

The Transformers.

[Toledo]

Yeah, Transformers was number one.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's what I figured.

[John]

Thundercats.

[Brady]

He man. Thundercats. Voltron, Thundercats 14.

[Toledo]

He man in the Master of the Universe number three.

[Brady]

Nice.

[Toledo]

Super Friends number two.

[Brady]

That was early 80s. That bled over though. Yeah, Scooby Doo was also in the 80s.

[Toledo]

There was one Scooby Doo that made the list. And I had 13 ghosts of Scooby Doo.

[Brett]

Is that a movie?

[Toledo]

Sounds like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Dungeons and Dragons gem. Muppet Babies.

[Brady]

What about now? Looney Tunes. The new Looney Tunes. Tiny Tunes. That was.

[Toledo]

They had.

[Brett]

Yeah, that was 90s.

[Toledo]

Thundar the Barbarian.

[Brady]

Who?

[Toledo]

Thundar.

[Brady]

Huh? Oh, yeah. I don't remember that one at all.

[Toledo]

Princess of Power.

[Brett]

Thundar rode the rhino or whatever dinosaur, I think.

[Toledo]

Chippendale. Rescue Rangers. Alvin and the Chipmunks. Garfield friends. They threw this out on Reddit. The scariest on screen villains of all time. Darth Vader wasn't even in the top 10.

[John]

They're probably looking for murderers.

[Brady]

Hannibal Lecter. Are we in?

[Toledo]

Hannibal Lecter number one.

[Brady]

Oh, so. It's just terrible, people.

[Toledo]

Yeah. The other mom and Caroline. Judge Doom. Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

[Brady]

Geez. We went down a. We went from Hannibal Lecter to crap fast.

[Brett]

And no kidding, Tuco.

[Brady]

Tuco Salamanca is great. Oh, T. TV counts.

[Toledo]

Yeah, they're saying on screen, so.

[Brady]

Oh, any screen.

[Toledo]

Yeah, Pennywise.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Toledo]

The Weeping Angels and Doctor who.

[Brady]

Yeah, you gotta watch Doctor who. People love that show.

[John]

The guy in the Members Only jacket from Sopranos. Oh.

[Brady]

Killed Tony.

[Toledo]

Anton Chigurh.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. No country for Old Men.

[Toledo]

Large March.

[Brady]

Peewee's Darth Vader's not on there. In Large Marges. Yeah, come on. You know why? Tell him, John. Cuz all the characters in Star wars suck now. Thanks to Mandalorian9, I'm dying. Interesting. Oh, no. He started just disappearing.

[Toledo]

According to Spotify, these are the most skipped songs from the biggest classic rock albums.

[Brady]

From the albums.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[John]

They're gonna be album tracks, so.

[Toledo]

Back in Black. Acdc. Most skip song. Shake a Leg.

[Brady]

Oh, okay.

[Brett]

Except that's like the end of.

[Brady]

I like Shake a Leg. That's a good one.

[John]

Really skip on that.

[Brady]

Great.

[Toledo]

Bon Jovi's Slippery When Wet.

[Brady]

Social Disease. Social Disease.

[Toledo]

Wild in the Streets.

[Brady]

No, I don't know either song.

[Brett]

Yeah, both of those.

[Brady]

John, you get too excited.

[Toledo]

Appetite for Destruction. Gnr.

[Brady]

I gotta look at the album. I don't even know what's on it. Hang on.

[Toledo]

Most popular is Sweet Child of Mine.

[Brady]

Well, yeah. Hang on. Don't say it yet. Let us guess it.

[Brett]

Get me. That's a solid choice.

[Brady]

How about My Michelle?

[Toledo]

Anything Goes.

[Brady]

Oh, I didn't mind that one. That's not great.

[Toledo]

But Journey's album, Escape. Most popular song, Don't Stop. Stop Believing.

[Brady]

Hold on. Don't say it. Escape. I gotta see what else is on it so people know what's on it. But the stuff that's. Oh, that's the song itself.

[Brett]

Say, Mother, Father.

[John]

Well, you know that album.

[Brett]

I love it.

[Brady]

Don't Stop Believing. Stone in love. Who's crying now? Keep on running. Jeez, this is a monster. Still they ride Escape. Lay it Down. Dead or Alive. Mother, Father. Openers. I'd say I'll go Toledo on this one. Yeah, that was the only one. I don't really. Mother, Father or Still. That. No, Lay it Down.

[Toledo]

Lay it Down.

[Brady]

The only two that loves great songs. Yeah, that is a good one.

[Toledo]

The Black Album, Metallica.

[John]

John.

[Toledo]

Enter Sandman. Most popular.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's. That's on who?

[John]

Through the Never.

[Brady]

Through the Never.

[Toledo]

Incorrect.

[Brady]

All right, hang on. Let me see what's on the album. I'm not good at this. Go to album. Say, oh, man. It's a. Look at that. Enter Sandman, Sad but true. Holier than thou, the Unforgiven Wherever I may row.

[Toledo]

John Gordon. Got it.

[Brady]

Don't Tread on Me. Struggle With Struggle within is the last song. I don't even remember that about.

[Toledo]

Never mind. Nirvana.

[Brady]

Man. Paulie. No. Polly's a hidden track, isn't it? No. Something in the way. Oh, that's Something in the ways. That's right.

[Toledo]

Oh, I gotta hang on. Good one, too. Actually.

[Brady]

Guys, Wait.

[Booyi Poon]

You.

[Brett]

Your fingers tingling?

[Brady]

Breed. Lithium. Poly. Territorial pissings Drain. You lounge act. Stay away on a plane. Something in the way. Go.

[John]

Lounge act.

[Brett]

Lounge act.

[Toledo]

Hey, a hot chick just rolled in.

[Brady]

I'd say something in the way. That's John Gordon, you weirdo. Oh. Oh, no. There's Ronnie. Your rides here.

[Toledo]

On a plane.

[Brady]

What? That's a great one.

[John]

I love that song.

[Toledo]

All right, the last one. 10. Pearl Jam.

[Brady]

Oh, boy. That's a tough skip. Probably.

[Brett]

I'll say Ocean.

[John]

No, that's a great song.

[Brett]

It is a great song.

[Brady]

Ocean is a great song.

[Brett]

Garden Man.

[Brady]

Garden's great too. That one's once even. Flow Alive. Wigo Black. Jeremy. Oceans. Porch. Garden. Deep.

[John]

I'm gonna go deep.

[Brett]

Porch or deep.

[Brady]

I'd say deep. Deep.

[Toledo]

Nice.

[Brady]

Mine too, although it's great. Yeah. It's just that whole album. That whole thing's perfect. Interesting. That's a fun game. If you know the albums. I don't know them offhand.

[Brett]

John Gordon, you gotta look at him.

[Brady]

Shouting out songs that Bon Jovi might have thought of. It's weird.

[Brett]

When they worked up.

[Brady]

All right. Perfect timing.

[Toledo]

You're funny, man.

[Brady]

You caught him before He. He turns pale on these pills.

[Brett]

He's got a twinkle.

[Brady]

Coloring changed again. That's weird. You look so healthy. But 25 minutes ago. Now you're getting that weird hue again. Yeah. Your head turns like a.

[Toledo]

Come on.

[Brady]

Yeah. I'm not. I'm not. I wouldn't lie to you about this. There's no purpose to it. It's the top of your head from your eyebrows up. Get like a. Yeah.

[Brett]

Now you're trying.

[Brady]

You looked healthy like. And now you look bit little. A little bit off. Ronnie laughs at the look. Healthy never when. Yeah.

[Booyi Poon]

All right.

[Brady]

We'll get to you in a second. You just get good. Get the car started. He's got stairs to climb. That's it. We're all done. Brady's going to go sleep it off. His drug habit. And did you hear the deal, Ronnie? I'm giving up coke so he can get down to 180. 185. Coca Cola. Cola. Do you got something you need to give up in honor of Brady Day? Oh, geez. If you don't want it. Did you hear what you just said? Okay, man.

[Toledo]

Crowd, tough crowd.

[Brady]

Insurance policy must be pretty good, because she does not have interest in your recovery.

[Toledo]

She's here.

[John]

Carmen Ladue hooked that up.

[Brady]

Wow. When she's driving you, does she just occasionally open her door and, like, practice leaning like she's gonna leave?

[Toledo]

Why, is my door ajar?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Takes the corners while.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Oops.

[Brady]

That's it for us. We're gonna send the druggie home. We'll be back here again tomorrow. It's as easy as that. See you tonight, however, up at the i10 and Ray, that's where I'm gonna be, out there at Native Wings. We'll go up there for the finals of the Handle the Heat contest. We're gonna be up there five, 30, thereabouts, hanging out, watching you guys pig out on wings. And somebody's gonna eat pounds of wings and walk away with a few bucks in their pocket, which is never bad. Just come up there and have a beer and have a drink and have some wings and goof around with us and help raise money for the Humane Society. And I'll see you there this evening. That's it for us. You guys have yourselves a great Wednesday, and we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning segments. Hello? Hey. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Toledo]

No membership fees.

[Brady]

I have heard enough of this.