09-03-25 - Trying To Pronounce Reporter's Name From News Story As Well As Weatherwoman Bo Ye Poon - It's Illegal To Sell Ultrasound Photos - Emails Wanting Brady To Get Healthy

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Arizona's #1 Morning Show

Episode: 09-03-25 (September 3, 2025)

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Brief Overview

In this raucous, irreverent episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, John Holmberg and his co-hosts—Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo—take listeners on a wild ride through news oddities, local Arizona weather, and offbeat listener emails. The crew's attempts to pronounce tricky reporter names, tongue-in-cheek discussion of a weatherwoman named Bo Yi Poon, and their take on bizarre new laws set the tone for a show filled with laughter, sharp banter, and their trademark edgy humor.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Name Pronunciation Hijinks & Local News Oddities

• Craig Negrelli: The team riffs on the challenges posed by the reporter Craig Negrelli’s name, joking about unfortunate ways it could be mispronounced (01:24–06:05).
  • Holmberg: “You can't start any name with those three letters and not have every white guy go, oh, we're gonna get in trouble for even knowing that guy.” (05:07)
• Bo Yi Poon: The team discovers an East Coast weatherwoman named Bo Yi Poon and cannot resist endless jokes, especially given that (despite her Asian-sounding name) she isn’t Asian (15:07–16:33, recurring throughout episode).
  • The hosts spin off into running gags about “soaking wet Poon,” “Poon alerts,” and weather segments.
  • “She’s as white as they get, and she’s doing some sort of Asian tai chi meditation at work.” (43:25)

2. Recent Law: Ban on Selling Ultrasound Photos

• The crew dives into the recent legal ban on selling ultrasound photos, unearthing wild reasons for the law—namely, scams involving fake paternity and extortion (06:46–11:10).
  • Holmberg: “Who’s in the market for that? ... Crazy broads were extorting guys they slept with ... saying, ‘this is your baby’, and getting money from them.” (06:46–07:11)
• They debate the emotional side, riff on DNA tests, and roast the scam’s underlying absurdity with their signature dark humor.

3. Celebrity Paternity: The Sean Astin Story

• Brady retells the labyrinthine story about actor Sean Astin’s paternity, with multiple famous potential fathers (11:37–14:50).
  • Brady: “...So he married him when he's a year and a half old, so he adopted him. John Ashley.” (12:08)
  • Holmberg: “Patty leduc is a black porn star. Go on.” (11:55)
• The story serves as a springboard for more DNA/paternity riffing.

4. Listener Emails: Divorce, Health, and Advice

• Advice to Men: A listener email shares a tale of post-divorce rejuvenation, urging men not to stay in unhappy marriages (26:01–27:57).
  • Emailer: “It is not cheaper to keep her. Start over. I’m slaying. I got three on board right now... My blood pressure is down to 110 over 60. ... Not cheaper to keep her.” (26:13)
• Brady's Health: A touching (and darkly funny) email warns Brady to take his kidney health and transplant prospects seriously, referencing another man who died after not caring for himself (28:01–31:22).
  • Emailer: “Otherwise I will kill you myself if you don’t do this right. I love you, dark hearted bastards.” (29:50)
  • Holmberg: “The true irony is if he choked on salad ... It’s kale. He’s choking on some kale. ... Actually that makes a lot of sense.” (30:25)

5. Weatherwoman Bo Yi Poon: Running Gag

• The Bo Yi Poon bit explodes into sketches and improvisation—imagining Poon covering storms, launching a "Poon Tang stand", shameless wordplay, and a deep (and oddly investigative) dive into Poon's actual background via Google-stalking (16:33–46:07).
  • Holmberg: “Are you wet, Poon? ... Don't adjust your tv. It's just pixelated. We've got a soaking wet poon outside.” (20:24–21:36)
  • “You’d be blown away at how well the Poon Tang stand is going.” (24:12)
  • “She has sweet Poon.” (24:19)

6. Lottery Dreaming: How Would They Quit?

• The team discusses what they’d do if they hit the $1.3 billion lottery—when they’d quit, whether they’d finish jobs, and how they’d say goodbye, complete with dramatic, comedy-infused scenarios (36:01–42:20).
  • Holmberg: “I want my lawyer completely focused on the trial. I don't want him thinking about his house in the Bahamas and totally, like, we won a billion dollars last night. All right, let's get back to your theft charges, Lamont.” (38:13)
  • “...I’d go back in after going to a plastic surgeon, having your middle fingers enlarged, and walks through the building for, like, an hour telling everybody ... go yourself.” (41:07)

7. More Listener Emails, Bands, and News Personalities

• More emails come in, including another shout about weather personalities and divorced life.
• Frank Camacho, a respected local newsman, is discussed (27:58), including news of his passing.
• The show wraps up with music picks, more Poon jokes, and the irrepressible Ted Nugent reference—“Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang.”

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On challenging news names:

  • Holmberg: "Just don't want to see that word on my tv. ... you can't start any name with those three letters and not have every white guy go, oh, we're gonna get in trouble for even knowing that guy." (05:07)

• On the scam for ultrasound photos:

  • Holmberg: "Just give me a few thousand dollars. I'll make this all go away." (07:11)

• On DNA testing paternity:

  • Holmberg: "Nobody should ever pay a woman any money until there's a DNA test involved. And that goes for husbands." (16:37)

• The Bo Yi Poon saga:

  • Holmberg: "Bo Yi Poon. ... She's not at all... She might as well be from Stockholm." (15:07)
  • "It's raining outside and we've got booy poon standing by a puddle. Are you wet, Poon?" (20:35)
  • "Her name is Bo Yi Poon, also the mother of Sean Astin..." (15:14)
  • "You'd be blown away at how well the Poon Tang stand is going." (24:12)
  • "She has sweet poon." (24:19)

• On adulthood and joking:

  • "Back in the... you had... Frank Camacho and Heidi Fogel song on tv, if the weather person was named Booy Boo, they'd have changed her name to Susan Johnson. That would have been it." (24:29)

• On quitting if you win the lottery:

  • Holmberg: "You're not that important. Nobody's important." (37:37)
  • "After going to a plastic surgeon, having your middle fingers enlarged, and walks through the building for, like, an hour telling everybody ... go yourself." (41:07)

• On Brady’s health precautions:

  • Emailer: "Otherwise I will kill you myself if you don’t do this right. I love you, dark hearted bastards." (29:50)

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Notable Segments (Timestamps)

• Name Pronunciation Fiasco: 01:24–06:05
• Ultrasound Photo Scam Explored: 06:46–11:10
• Sean Astin Paternity Discussion: 11:37–14:50
• Bo Yi Poon Jokes Start: 15:07–16:33 (& throughout)
• Listener Email – Divorce & Self-Help: 26:01–27:57
• Listener Email – Brady’s Health: 28:01–31:22
• Lottery Quitting Conversations: 36:01–42:20
• Delving into Bo Yi Poon’s Background: 43:22–46:59

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Tone and Style

The tone is consistently fast, spontaneous, and sarcastic, veering between bro-banter, news parody, sincere listener engagement, and adolescent name humor. The hosts play off each other's improvisations, frequently escalating jokes into longer bits ("wet poon" weather updates, the fantasy lottery resignations). Occasional heartfelt moments—especially around listener emails and Brady’s health—break up the relentless irreverence.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

If you didn’t catch the episode, know you missed a rollicking blend of inside jokes, Arizona-centric humor, news send-ups, and off-the-cuff chemistry. The show’s highlights revolve around bizarre news names turned into comedy gold, social satire around scams and relationships, and the kind of banter you might expect if your older cousins never learned to grow up. At its core, the episode is a showcase of camaraderie, local flavor, and shamelessly childish laughs—Arizona’s #1 morning radio show doing exactly what makes fans tune in.

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For podcast show notes, listener emails, or song lists: visit 98KUPD.com or tune in weekday mornings.

Transcript

[A]

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[C]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[D]

He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Excuse me. Sorry about that, everybody. That's not. The mic was the board.

[A]

The board.

[D]

I'm usually classier than that. I thought the mic was off and I burped right in your faces. I apologize. Hey, Brett. Yeah. This. This was actually sent to me by a guy who says this is how I found out about the orange shark. Have. Have Brett tell everybody who the reporter is.

[E]

A neon orange shark has caught our sight. Not brown. Not brown.

[D]

What's his last name? His last name is Nigrelly. You could say it a couple of different ways.

[A]

Hard I at the end.

[D]

Why is he. The simulation totally shattered in the last 40 hours. Whatever drugs Brady's. On the whole whoever's creating the day to day script for us.

[F]

It's the first time seeing chills run over Brett's body.

[A]

Brady passes. Pass that bottle around.

[D]

How does he say his name? I don't. I don't even want to.

[F]

Reporting live.

[D]

Reporting live, I'm Craig N word for.

[E]

More unbiased updates, download the Straight Arrow news app or go to san.com no way.

[D]

It is where's the same.

[E]

It's full of surprises in the big blue sea. For more unbiased updates, download. So you could say it swims with ease and nature's full of surprises in the big loose.

[D]

It doesn't say. I wouldn't either. Well, I don't want him to say it too loud.

[A]

If he says that it's okay, I.

[D]

Think you get the pass. Yeah. No way. Nothing. He wasn't thinking, Brett. He wasn't thinking. What he needs is to think more like me. Get Chitterelli for brains. And of course, they pulled the shark right out of the water. You know, I'm one of the greatest sharks of all time. Yes. I'm bright orange. There's nothing you can do about it, but it's a beautiful color of orange. What a shark. They call me Megadeth because I'm basically the Dave Mustaine of the sea.

[F]

Megalodon.

[D]

Megalodon Trump. Megadeth. Thing is good because it's Mustang. If we called him Meglin, it would be the greatest shock of all time. It should be gold. I don't see orange. I see gold. I don't know. Maybe it's me, but I think it's pretty great. Pretty great. Did you see Trump yesterday blow up that boatload of. I don't know, was it Venezuelans or whatever? They were the Central Americans that had that cocaine boat.

[F]

I didn't.

[D]

Were using the military to just blow dudes up and like speed boats because.

[F]

They'Re down by the well patrolling.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

They're hanging around down there like, this isn't so good. We got one. And I thought it was going to be like a military boat. It's like a. It's like a ranger. It's like a bass boat, and it's just full of cocaine, and it's got 11 dudes in it. And we. I think we droned them. I don't know how it worked, but we had boats out there, and, like, there's one, and it left the coast. Boom, gone. Not coming to America. Let that be a lesson. It's like, are you playing Battleship with the Earth? It was a great hit. If you haven't seen the video, it's. I'm still a teen boy at heart. I think we all know that.

[A]

I got Craig's real here.

[D]

Oh, geez. Here we go. Does he say it?

[A]

Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, there you go.

[D]

Oh, wait, I got the wrong thing.

[E]

It is Night.

[A]

Hang on.

[D]

How does he say it? Good evening.

[E]

I'm Craig Degrelli. It is night five of the mask mandate in Wichita. And this.

[D]

Yeah, it doesn't look like that on it. Shouldn't. He should change it just for the. When it comes up on the screen. It's awful. Good evening.

[E]

I'm Craig Degrelli.

[D]

Idiot. Yeah, he says it fast enough that you can't really tell it's bad until you see it. It's not a good name.

[F]

Don't spell it.

[D]

Yeah, just. Just Craig. Yeah, I would change it. O, K, R, E, L, L, I, N. Crelly. It's close. It sounds the exact same. Just don't want to see that word on my tv. No, you can't start any name with those three letters and not have every white guy go, oh, we're gonna get in trouble for even knowing that guy.

[A]

I am watching that news.

[D]

No, you're getting directed. No, you're not allowed to see that. Straight Arrow News. I'm Craig. The word you can't say.

[A]

Why are you watching the news and laughing?

[G]

What's so funny about the news?

[D]

Craig Negrelli's telling me about Shitterelli. He's keeping me up on Citarelli. He's running. He's running for governor of New Jersey. He's running Chitterelli.

[G]

Turn the television off. It's the funniest show I've ever seen.

[D]

And laugh like this since Letterman went off. Anyway, stupid is all that. It's dumb. I can't get enough of it. I'm with you. It's just the dumbest thing ever. There's another thing that happened yesterday. Again, the complete destruction of normalcy. And everybody's talking about it, like, are we the only ones that are acting like this isn't happening? The news treats everything normal. They have. They have made it illegal for you to sell ultrasound photos, which I didn't know who was. Who's in the market for that.

[F]

Because it's like porn.

[D]

No. Maybe to some people. Yeah, well, that might be on the Epstein list for, like, the extreme. Like a. Before they're born. They don't have an age yet. Can't be illegal yet. No. They found that when they had them available publicly. Crazy broads were extorting guys they slept.

[F]

With and saying, this is your.

[D]

And this is your baby. And getting money from them. Like, just give me a few thousand dollars. I'll make this all go away. Okay, I know we haven't talked for. Yeah, so these women would meet at bars and have sex with like, dudes who clearly out of their league or whatever and pull them for, I don't know, 5, 600 bucks a pop with these photos. And now that. But that doesn't stop anyone. You do is Facebook and screen cap some crazy baby drama lady who has the thing. So, yeah, I was seeing this and they're like, yeah, we can't have that. A bizarre ultrasound photo scam. So if you've got a lady you slept with and she sends you an ultrasound of a baby, call or bluff before you send her cash says it's. I was talking to our elderly friend Paula the other night, and she said that one of the ladies she's know, she knows, she goes, she's hanging out at the old people home. One of the ladies she knows was sending money to a guy from Africa. And Paul is like, you know what that is, right? And she said, these women are just not on it. And she goes, no, he's emailing me. His father's sick and he needed some money. And she goes, you sent it? And she said, yeah, how much? $50. Because now she's got your written. This guy's got your information, though. Like, you, like, you wired it to him. Yeah. I go, oh, you're done. Like, check everything. It's like everything you've ever worked for is going to end up in the hands of this scam. And she goes, it happens at the thing all the time. Dudes don't fall for it. But pregnancy scares. I think we reach into our pocket pretty fast.

[A]

How much you need?

[D]

Yeah, exactly. Especially if you did boner and she's texting you like a month and a half, two months later, and says, this just happened. I got to do something about it. Or worse still, she moved like she's somewhere else. And she's like, I moved to Reno and I got this baby now. You should pay me at once a month. Pay me $300 a month and we won't go to court for this. And then all she gotta do is send you pictures of kids. From that point forward, they pulled the plug on selling ultrasound shots. They were 14 bucks on the Internet if you wanted one. I'm like, who's buying these crazy bitches?

[F]

Ultrasound. Guess what? You're the father.

[D]

Yeah. Oh, even Brady would be like, I should probably.

[G]

I didn't even meet her.

[D]

But just in case.

[G]

Could be one of those immaculate rides.

[D]

Yeah. So it's a weird thing that they and the news read it like it was totally reasonable. That seems like, yeah, we should probably not have that anyway, Royal, is it gonna rain tonight? I'm like, no, get back on. What are you talking? Like you should have said. Wow, Yetta, sure looks like your. Your side of the aisle has gone absolutely bat crazy. Or as I like to say, Batshitarelli. Royal Monsoon. Craig Royal. Jack Ciaralli. So I understand you're running. You're running for something. You're running Shitarelli. You guys all are jerks, but yes, I'm running for governor. It's a scam to do that. This guy says I would take it to the next level if I got one of those. Reverse shakedown. Tell them that they have to have the baby or you'll turn them into the authorities. We're looking to terminate a pregnancy. I don't think it's illegal, though. A couple thousand bucks, you might be able to keep your mouth shut. There's a chance. No way. I don't. Yeah, I would. I would. Back in the day. If you had a little dalliance with a lunatic and we all have a redhead and she fires over an ultrasound to you. Remember the girl that called you and said that she puffed up because of the dog hair?

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Imagine she gets back to you a couple years later. Or a couple months later with the ultrasound. You'd have paid. You're a good person, right?

[F]

No.

[D]

You don't think. Well, yeah, well, you'd have paid in sauce, but I mean, you wouldn't have paid American money.

[F]

Yeah, I would have been.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Pretty good chance.

[G]

All we need to do.

[F]

Well, then we need to get married.

[D]

Yeah, he would have tried to marry the picture.

[G]

We were married for five years and you're still pregnant.

[D]

What's going on?

[G]

It's the.

[D]

Jesus. It's some sort of miracle.

[G]

All right, you got me there. I guess that is possible.

[F]

That's funny, because yesterday it was on Instagram. But the guy was talking about the actor. Sean Astin has four fathers, so his mother. Patti Leduc.

[D]

No, Patty Duke.

[F]

Patty Duke.

[D]

Patty leduc.

[A]

Not the fence. Not the French actress.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Patty leduc is a black porn star. Go on. John Aston's his dad, right?

[F]

No, she married him and he was this.

[D]

Better relate somehow, Brady, you're just gonna take.

[F]

So he married him when he's a year and a half old, so he adopted him. John Ashley.

[D]

He didn't marry him. He married. Married Duke. Yeah.

[F]

Patty leduc.

[A]

Oh, man.

[D]

All right. It's the pills.

[A]

Get the chocolate.

[F]

The pill ended up being Desi Art. The father ended up being.

[D]

Go on.

[F]

He's thinking about Desi Arnaz Jr.

[D]

He banged Patty Leduc.

[F]

Yeah, before.

[D]

This is a group of people no one's talked about in a hundred years. You better land this. Good.

[F]

Okay, so it goes on. And Desi figures, all right, well, then I'm the father. So he starts a relationship with Patty Duke, with Desi Arnaz. And he accepts that you're my biological father.

[D]

Sean Astin starts one with Desi.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[F]

And he also gets adopted by John. John Astin.

[D]

He's got two fathers have adopted.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't think that's legal.

[F]

DNA comes around. There's a record producer in England that she happened to sleep with, too, around the same time at Desi Arnaz.

[D]

So Patty Duke, they test him, years.

[F]

Later, ends up he's the father. But in. In between that, there's another one that popped up. The guy was in the military. He was banging her, too, and said, I'm. I'm probably the father looking at it. So they finally did the DNA testing.

[D]

I thought I already said they did that.

[F]

Well, they did it on the fourth. Fourth one to confirm that it wasn't him. It was the third guy.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

All four guys he considers his or his father.

[D]

Well, he's wrong. It's just one dude. The other guys got scammed. And Patty just a whore. This just.

[F]

And Patty leduc.

[D]

Patty. Morning sickness. Medicate Holmberg's morning sickness. Didn't I get my. I think I got a discount on my senior photos at leduc Photography.

[F]

I'm pretty sure that was my crossover with Patti LaBelle.

[D]

What does that have to do with anything?

[F]

Ultrasound.

[D]

She had a real kid.

[F]

Who might have been serving them up.

[D]

I don't know that she was the one in the scam. She was just running a train with Gomez Adams in the 60s.

[F]

And Desi.

[D]

That's right. And Desi Arnaz Jr. What did you read? When did you dive into that?

[F]

Oh, it was just, you know, thumbing through the Instagram, and Sean Aston came up and said, you know, he had considers to have four fathers.

[D]

Sam Wise Ganges has four dads. All right, all right, Brett. Oh, here's the name of a weather lady back in the East. Her name is Bo Yi Poon. And she's not even Asian. She just. She's not at all.

[A]

I need to start watching this.

[D]

She's not even a little Asian. Her name is Bo.

[A]

I need to watch some more news.

[D]

B O hyphen Y E E Poon. Also the mother of Sean Astin, which is a surprise. There's also maternity.

[F]

Go to either one. You could watch weather and news.

[A]

Does she do weather with Craig?

[D]

Yeah, boy. Poon. Anything. Thanks.

[G]

Craig Negrelli. Oh, my God. I'm gonna get fined.

[D]

It's all right. It's. Anyway. Yeah. I'm telling you, the simulation shattered. Brady just proved it with his Sean Aston news, what people like to call the Sean Astin updates. Brady should do one of those once a month to see how Sean Astin's doing. You thought about Samwise Ganges? In a while. Well, good. Brady has. Here's some news about it. That is crazy, though. You start thinking about, like, if you'd have gotten one of those in the mail, you know, it's like photo radar, only with ovaries. Like, you start to wonder, do I owe this fine or should I just throw it away?

[A]

Just don't answer the door.

[D]

Yeah, because she. She can't just show up and show you. She'd have to be pregnant, Right? So she's mailing this to you through the email or just delete it.

[F]

Proves nothing.

[D]

Nothing. I would. I. I'd call her bluff. Because if she is pregnant, you got something to deal with. So I think you do the Brady and you say, we're going to raise this together.

[F]

It's a nice picture. And what else would you like?

[D]

Yeah, And I demand a DNA test. Nobody should ever pay a woman any money until there's a DNA test involved. And that goes for husbands. Your wife comes home pregnant, you say, hey, I want a DNA test. It's too costly nowadays. Kids cost too much money and too many TV shows have been. There's a whole, like, genre of television. Maury Povich started, and they found thousands and thousands and thousands of people who were or were not the father. No one knows if Matthias says I'm pregnant. Well, you especially, because you got clipped.

[A]

Oh, yeah, lots of words.

[D]

I don't care if you and your wife were trying to get pregnant. When she's pregnant, DNA test it. If she gets mad, you know what, you know what's going on if it's the other way around.

[F]

And there were so many people that didn't do the DNA testing, just like.

[D]

Just leave it be because they know the little Keyshawn is yours. What the what? Hey, dad, look, I'm gonna name you Laduke. That's a cool name. Dad, you don't look like a proud Citarelli, but you are one. Yeah, I would. I would demand it, and I would immediately demand. It's like when a woman says, let me see Your phone. And the guy goes, hey, what are you talking about? She automatically goes, oh, there's something in it. If you say, let me have a DNA test of that baby that you're trying to have in mind, if she gets upset, it's the same argument she's got.

[G]

If there's nothing in it, you wouldn't care.

[D]

It's like it's true. Probably true. So if you want me to DNA test the baby and you get upset at me, you're just adding to the suspicion and you have to throw this story at her and basically say you realize you're not allowed to sell ultrasounds on the Internet because broads are crazy. And they started to extort dudes for baby money because they know we're scared of them. So. And you know what? Look at your kid today. My dad even should do it. He looks at me and he's just like, jesus. No chance she found another dude with that nose. He should still DNA test and we should have some lawyers that get your money back. You can still love the kid and get your money back. That should be the way that I fit. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on this thing and I found out it's not mine. I want my money back.

[A]

It was like Costco, they take returns after two years or something.

[D]

Yeah, put a three year window on it if you're too dumb to get it after. If you get it when they're like nine, you're an idiot.

[F]

Buy the after market guarantee, you know, three, three years, 36 months.

[D]

Yeah, I don't want student loan relief. I want scammed dad relief. Dudes who realized years later it's not my kid. I want my money back. Especially now. If you knew it wasn't your kid, that's different. But if you, if you get blindsided by that, yeah, you should get your money back.

[F]

I got a little shout out to Corbett Leduc.

[D]

That's what you'. Calm down. You can't fix it. The more you say Leduc, the more people realize that you. Anyway, anyone who doesn't know who Sean Astonish probably doesn't know Jack Shitarelli. That's true. If you don't know him, you don't know Jack Shitarelli for sure.

[A]

Now back to the weather with Booy.

[D]

Po said, look up Booy Poon and she's as white. She might as well be from Stockholm.

[G]

Hi.

[D]

I identify as a wild Asian woman named Boogie Poon. Oh, I've looked up your work on the Internet, but it wasn't you. Anyway, take it away. Poon. Is it wet outside?

[F]

Monsoon.

[D]

Yeah, it's time. It's raining outside and we've got booy poon standing by a puddle. Are you wet, Poon? Don't adjust your tv. It's just pixelated. We've got a soaking wet poon outside. It's pouring out there. I told you guys this, but I text Troy Hayden in the middle of the monsoon. Last week he was on TV and he's with Tram Mai and Mark Curtis and they broke out a weather lady and a whole desk would just chock full of news people. They couldn't just put two up there. And Hayden's got his arms crossed like, this is a bunch of what's going on? What is going on? And Tram Mai wouldn't shut up the water. They threw it out to a girl who's standing on Elliot and 51st street and she's standing next to a storm wash. We all used to work over there. It was right next to off the i10 ramp going south off onto Elliot, there's this giant retention basin. It's designed to suck up rainwater. It's a storm drain.

[G]

Yeah, look at all the water collecting here. It's a flood.

[D]

Supposed to do that. And it was only like ankle deep at the time. But then outside the little storm drain was backing up because it was raining pretty good. So it's tr. It's doing a great job despite being overwhelmed. And she's standing on the side and I don't know how, like people were driving by and like trying to splash her a little, not doing too bad. And Tram's like, I can't believe it.

[G]

How are those cars even getting through that?

[D]

It's like she was waiting for Noah's ark to go by or something and she wouldn't shut up. And I text Troy Hayden right in the middle of the newscast. And I was blown away at how fast he got back to me. I said, do you sometimes just want to say it's just rain, Tram calm the down. I said, I know I'd never stop building statues of any newsman who did that to the lady who wouldn't shut up about the weather. I said, until Mark Curtis. I said hello. And then he just fired back, oh, I have to do the rain thing. It's basically like, yeah, we're kind of stuck in this mess right now. It's big news. I'm like, well, get back. Like I was watching him. I don't know how. He texted me, must have done it under the desk. I said, get Back to work. I'm just supposed to be a quick distraction to answer me. But those guys, they sit back. Those news people have to pretend to be interested. Like Craig Negeli. He always pretends to be interested in things.

[A]

And Booy Poon's weather. I mean.

[D]

I mean, if you don't send Booy Poon outside. Boo Poon's water drive, it's time to soak the poon.

[G]

This summer, we're going to do a water drive. Wet poon everywhere. That's what we call it.

[D]

It's going to be great work out there. Poon. Her sister. Booyah.

[G]

Poon, Booy, and Booyah.

[D]

The poons. It's broken, guys. It's broken. What's her favorite drink, Brett? What the astronauts drink. Yeah, that's right. Booty food tank. That's from Ben Robinson. Thank you for Robertson Roberson. I understand you're trying to help some kids go to space camp, Aren't you Booye Poon?

[G]

I am. We're selling Tang out here at the Poon Tang stand. It's an amazing line of black guys here promising poontang for a quarter.

[D]

I'd like some poontang for a quarter, please.

[G]

Here you go.

[D]

Oh, it's a. It's a cup of tea or something. What is this? What is this bull? Is this in high C? Line of hellcats in the parking lot.

[G]

You'd be blown away at how well the Poon Tang to stand is going.

[F]

That is sweet Boon.

[D]

She has sweet Poon.

[G]

Booy's sweet Poon Tang. It's not us.

[D]

I know.

[G]

It's this.

[D]

It's the world. Back in the. Back when I was growing up, when you had the late now Frank Camacho and Heidi Fogel song on tv, if the weather person was named Booy Boo, they'd have changed her name to Susan Johnson. That would have been it. She's white. Nobody will believe you're Asian. Your name is Donna.

[G]

No, I'm Booy Poon.

[D]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We can't say your name Poon every day and not giggle. But now everybody's allowed to have their name. Citarelli. Poon Negreli.

[A]

Craig would just die saying that. Going to weather every day with her.

[D]

I'm. I'm hoping that the simulation breaks so bad that this Noah K. Word kid coming out of college is the greatest athlete that's ever lived. And he's like the Michael Jordan of football. And he becomes the goat. And everyone has jerseys walking down. Just see him everywhere. And all you hear is, ain't this a. They found a way to do it. They found a way to do it. They named one of their kids that. It's crazy. Yeah. Boogie Poon doesn't look at all like.

[A]

No.

[D]

An Asian woman.

[F]

It's like. There's a fullback for Ohio State back in the day. Pete Johnson.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

His real name was Willie James Hanock. And evidently I don't like that. We're gonna call you Pete Johnson.

[D]

Yeah. They just didn't want to deal with it. And that's not even dirty. No, just did whatever. They just named them themselves. Either that or he can't have a fullback.

[F]

Woolly Hammock.

[D]

Yeah. I don't know. It doesn't even make sense to change that. But they're just like, we don't like that name. You're Pete Johnson now. Pete Johnson played for the Bengals. Yeah, I remember him. Anyway, Holmberg's morning sickness, this one says. I'm going to keep bothering you about this, John. You need to spread the word to your male listeners. I'm 48, and I finally cut the cord and left my ex, and guess what I gave her. Everything started over. My blood pressure is down to 110 over 60. It's a little low. It was 140 over 90. Hypertension was setting in. My heart rate was horrible. I went from £220 to £190. My mental health is through the roof. Please, please, please, guys, listen to me and listen well. It is not cheaper to keep her. Start over. I'm slaying. I got three on board right now. Brett might say they're expired, but they're beautiful to me. He's nailing old ladies. It's hard at first, but us men adapt. Please spread the word to your listeners. We don't need to stay with these insufferable liberals. Bra as well. That's just a political problem you ran into. How did you bring Barack into this? Thank you, John. Please spread the word, you Jew bastard. God. All right, I'll try to spread that word for you. I got another one I wanted to read. This guy says, I've been going for five years. Did you just say Frank Camacho passed away? Yeah, he died a couple years ago. He's a newsman who was in town years ago. He just died a little bit ago, too, right?

[A]

Yeah, I think over the weekend or something.

[D]

Oh, was it that soon?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. While we were out.

[D]

I didn't know it was that quick. Yeah, we lost Frank Camacho. Frank Macho Camacho. He used to do the political show. And I know Frank Camacho wouldn't have done the political show that Dennis Welch does now. Boy, that Dennis Welch sure hates politics. You ever watch him on Channel three at this politics show?

[F]

No.

[D]

That dude's not sleeping. Like there's. He's got Toomey luggage under his eyes. He just looks at these politicians like, you guys are ruining everyone's lives. I think he hates it. Yeah, he's out there. Frank Camacho used to host that. And I know he wouldn't have dealt with any of that shitarelli that's going on now over in New Jersey. I'm not calling you that. You have a new name. I also got this email. It says, dear Brady, don't be a dick. Yeah, Brady. Anyway, that's the email. No, I'm kidding. It says, my dad died in September of kidney disease. He got a kidney removed for cancer, just like you. Then discover his other kidney was trashed, just like you. So he needed a transplant, just like you. But the idiot was so stubborn, he never changed anything about his life. When his transplant time kept coming up, the doctor said, we can't do it. We're not putting a perfectly good kidney in somebody this out of shape. And his stupid giant body just laid there. And the only one in the family who was realistic about this. And everyone hates me for it. Everyone else wants to sue the doctors. There's some law here in Michigan. Evidently he's in Michigan that they're chasing around trying to get money out of this. But it was his fault. His heart was weak, his body was shutting down. And as the anniversary of his death approaches. I gotta listen to you go through the same thing. Don't you dare waste this. This illness left my family in shambles. We're hardly talking. There are fights constantly about lawyers and money. And all he had to do was lose weight and eat right. And he didn't. And we suffer from it. Brady, I will kill you.

[F]

My slips up in Michigan.

[D]

That's right. Probably up in Dearborn with all the other Muslims. I will kill you myself if you don't do this right. I love you, dark hearted threat. That's right. I love you dark hearted bastards. And I want to. I don't want to hear Juno's crying about losing you because you acted dumb. I do, however, someday want him to come on the air and say, you got murdered by the generator guy, because that'd be hilarious. That's the way it's supposed to go. You don't stay sick like my dad did and ruin everyone's life. I love you, man. Brent K Arlon. You hear that?

[F]

Yeah, I do.

[D]

Good on you. I was proud of Brady yesterday, standing adjacent to all those wings. And it was tough. Was dragging a guy straight out of rehab into the. Here's where we make all the cocaine. It's like first day back, get thousands of chicken wings delivered to us. We're gonna get to. We gotta get that fixed so good. You hear that? Guy's dad just decided to say screw it. Don't do that, Brady. You're supposed to be murdered by the generator guy. You're not supposed to. You're not supposed to drop out like this. The true irony is if he choked on salad, like, if we heard that Ronnie called, but we lost him. Like, oh, no. What happened? He got hit by a car. No, it's kale. He's choking on some kale. I can't believe that. Well, actually, that makes a lot of sense. That makes. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Trying to choke down kale. It's not going to be easy, Brady eating kale.

[A]

I don't know. I'm going after Ronnie on this one.

[D]

That's a setup. She killed that deep in his throat while he tried to CPAP to sleep. But, yeah, we're all worried about that. But Brady's on a good start. Didn't touch any of those chicken wings as far as we know. Did leave him alone in the room for a minute, but. But I've seen Brady hit wings. He's not just doing one. And when I went running back in there to make sure, because it's like when you leave something on the counter and your dogs are in the room, like, oh, Jesus, I left all that delicious turkey on the table. We gotta get back in there. He's gonna ravage it. Went back in there. He's just standing there and Long Paul's like, dinner. Worked in Tulsa for a couple months, and then I worked over there in Grand Rapids. And then I worked over in Colorado City and I worked in St. George. All the hits.

[F]

That's pretty much it.

[G]

Yeah. Yeah, that's great. Long dog, Long pole.

[D]

Don't care. So many.

[A]

Long duck dong.

[D]

Why don't you dive into these wings? I mean, what's the worst get happened to you?

[G]

You got no idea. Long Paul Duck. Long Dong.

[D]

Long Dong. Silver. Long Pong Pong Tong.

[G]

Booyeepoon.

[D]

That's what we should call Long Paul.

[G]

I love you.

[D]

I've begun identify as An Asian woman. I'm now to be known as Booy Poon. Not Longfall anymore. It's Booy Poon. Here's getting the lead out on K.

[F]

That'd be a tough adjustment to be.

[D]

To call him Booy Poon. Could you imagine if that happened at our work? If Atkins started to run around in, like, geisha girl clothes trying to do engineering as Booy Poon, I'd quit. I'd be like, I'm gonna get fired. I'm just gonna. Let's just make it easy for everybody. I'm not calling Atkins Booyeepoon. It's not happening. But he identifies as an Asian lady. John, you got a cop if you call Boogie Poon Dave one more time.

[G]

Like that's his goddamn name.

[D]

You can't misgender her. Don't. She made no effort. It's just a dress and some tight shoes.

[A]

Booy.

[D]

Booy Dave. Here he comes. Damn it, John. Hi, Booye Poon. The air conditioner's out. And then he really took it to the next level. And Dave's gonna go, oh, yes, I fix the air conditioner very much. Very much. Thanks, Boogie Po. It's funny anyway.

[A]

I mean, Heather does a good job with our weather reports, but we need Booyi in here.

[D]

We should change Heather. I'll ask Heather to do the reports from the weather center, which has no air conditioning either. I'm Boo Yi Poon with Action Weather.

[F]

Done.

[D]

We gotta. We gotta get Boo Yi Poon in there. I'll talk to Heather today. She doesn't say her name in that.

[A]

I'm trying to find a clip. I will find one.

[D]

No, no. Booy does.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Talking about Heather.

[A]

Oh, no, no.

[D]

I'm sure Boo Y Poon saying that name.

[F]

She throws it out there.

[A]

And Craig's over there just dying.

[D]

But she might have married a poon. She went in with the name Booyi. Yeah, everybody marries a poon. But she went in with Booyi as her first name. B O dash Y E E. She like. She was like. She wasn't like Booyee Johnson and then married a Po. It's broken. I'm telling you, man. Something. Something snapped. The computers are goofed up. Yesterday, it wasn't just our air conditioning. Something broke.

[F]

I wonder if that was Flavor Flav. Shout out in all those songs.

[G]

We're all out of Tang the Poon. Tang is dry.

[D]

Thanks, Booy. Great work out there. Wow. Well, there's a lot of satisfied people driving away in their Hellcats right now, thanks to booy. Poontang Dr. 2025.

[F]

I don't know how the hellcats are.

[D]

Getting through that water there. Shut up, Tram. We're busy with this. She's poon is out there hydrating the city. Keeping the city wet.

[A]

Try Hayden throws it out to poon.

[D]

Yeah, let's check in. Let's check in with some poon here.

[G]

Thanks, Troy.

[D]

No problem, Po. You get your poon alerts from her on the weather. Those first alert poon alerts.

[G]

Be a poon watcher, okay?

[D]

I don't think we're supposed to. It's silly. We're just silly children anyway. And then of course you got the. The latto tonight. Big 1.3 bill. Billion. $1.3 billion. We're all dreaming about it. What's the sufficient amount of time to give your employer right now. Goodbye. You think you quit immediately after you. After you get the numbers? Do you? Do you?

[A]

I would wait till I go to the lottery place and handle my ticket and yes, you show up to work.

[D]

Tomorrow, you win tonight. You're still coming.

[A]

I'm calling it sick tomorrow and be at the lottery place at 8am I.

[D]

Think that's what I'm doing. Yeah, I call in.

[F]

If I had. I mean if there's a situation. It's funny because like. But if there's a situation where you need to put one more weekend to finish this certain project or something. No, I'd finish.

[A]

No, you're an idiot.

[D]

Why?

[F]

Because I'd feel better about myself.

[A]

No, you wouldn't. You'd feel better at 1.2 billion.

[D]

You wouldn't be feeling anything about work.

[G]

Gotta finish that project or people.

[D]

You won't even. You'll never hang out with those people again.

[F]

But you know, is there ever a situation where that if you don't finish this week, this project won't happen?

[A]

Brady don't know Jack.

[D]

Yeah, Jackson. Really?

[F]

So you're right, I don't. I don't think there's ever a situation where it's like, oh well, if he leaves, he's really leaving us hanging.

[D]

You're not that important. Nobody's important. Yeah, so. Yeah, but you're saying you are now. You're agreeing.

[F]

If there was a case in point where you needed to be on there today, like we.

[D]

Give me an example. There's programming, a trial, your attorney. Who cares? You're going to jail, bro.

[A]

I'm gone.

[D]

Burn him. I'm in.

[G]

As you thought I wasn't.

[D]

Burn him. I just. I'll recuse. I'll leave I'll go and go.

[F]

A patient. Maybe that doctor said, I'm gonna be your surgeon.

[D]

Time.

[A]

There's more surgeons. There's more surgeons.

[F]

There are, but how would you feel.

[D]

I'll tell you right now, if I was the patients, I want them gone.

[A]

Yeah, that's true.

[D]

He doesn't care anymore. Yeah. He's thinking about something else, and he's like, look, I can afford to kill this guy, and I'll give his family a couple million bucks, and they'll be happy. I want my lawyer completely focused on the trial. I don't want him thinking about his house in the Bahamas and totally, like, we won a billion dollars last night. All right, let's get back to your theft charges. Lamont.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

It's not a thing.

[F]

And that's why I was thinking, is there a situation where you. Oh, I need to finish this out.

[G]

Billion three.

[D]

Yeah. I'm not representing you anymore.

[G]

But you said.

[D]

Yeah, that was before. As a billionaire. Lamont, I'll buy you a hellcat. Relax. I'm gonna cover you. Get your car. If you get out, I'll hook you up with a dude who doesn't have a billion dollars. Trust me, you don't want me as your lawyer. I don't care anymore.

[A]

I think that's it, though. You get a billion dollars, you're not. Even if you're a surgeon or hearts or whatever, you're not thinking about that anymore.

[D]

It's like, at the very least, why.

[F]

Even throw that out there?

[D]

Well, no, that's what I'm asking. Like, I think that's the plan. Like. Like, do you, like, what's the appropriate amount of time to. To like, clear the. And the answer is immediately. Right. The problem is, like, what you said, if it's not real.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Like, you can't tell. It's. It's almost like the. I always worry when women announce their pregnancies on the. The Instagrams because it could go sideways. Like, you got nine months morning sickness. Medicate. K u p D Holmberg's morning sickness. I don't think you should say you had a baby until it's like, a year and a half old. You got to get out of that sids fog before you start celebrating all that stuff. And I know that's a low ball shot, but there's the whole. Too many people have been on the Internet. And I think of BB Jones, the former porn star, holding her. Remember John Legend and his ugly wife?

[A]

That she's got that Catcher's Met face.

[D]

Yeah. She got that face looks like it should say Johnny Bench on the thumb. I. I just don't like her, Tegan. I just. I don't care for her. And it's. It's. It's my dad and Stockard Channing. It's me with Sandra Bullock and Chrissy Teigen. I just. I can't look at her. She bothers me. But she had her stillborn baby. She was taking pictures in black and white, like, artistic ones, and putting them on the Internet for all of us. After months of her going, I'm pregnant.

[G]

It's gonna be great.

[D]

She wanted, like, shopping, like. I don't think you should do that. I think you should keep that quiet. Same with the lottery. You keep that lottery under wraps until it's confirmed. I think Brett's right.

[F]

Unless the states. You know where they say there's only, like, 13 states. Whatever. That you. You can remain.

[D]

Oh, no, I'm not talking about that cop. I'm talking about for work. You can't tell anybody at work. Hey, I won the lottery. You got to do like what Brett says. Keep it under wraps. Call in sick until it's absolutely stamped. And then you go back in with my plan. After going to a plastic surgeon, having your middle fingers enlarged, and walks through the building for, like, an hour telling everybody Mickey Mouse fans, even people, you go yourself.

[G]

What's wrong with you?

[D]

I don't know. I'm a billionaire. I'm never gonna see you people again.

[G]

We can't be friends anymore.

[D]

No.

[A]

I'll buy new ones.

[D]

I got much better, hotter friends than this. Think I'm bringing Brady's ass on my yacht? He'll scare away all the hotties.

[F]

I'd be crying on the machine that I'm working on.

[D]

You go, Johnny.

[F]

I know exactly why that little finger extended.

[D]

You'D be sewing for four people. Is that the machine?

[F]

Just seeing the scene right now.

[D]

You'd be rooting me on.

[F]

Yeah, he got the finger enlarged. I know what happened.

[D]

You'd be the first one I'd talk to. Brady. It's been unbelievable. Never gonna talk to you again.

[G]

Why?

[D]

What's going on? Well, I've won a billion dollars, and I'm way out of your league now, and there's no reason for us to communicate. You're just gonna expect me to pay for everything. And I'm not gonna drag your anchor ass around anymore. So I hope you do well till Kirby and whatever your wife's name is. I've already forgotten. I think they're great. See ya.

[A]

Maybe the End of the Breakfast Club. I'd be out there with my fist in the air. Yeah.

[D]

Never see me again. I am Bender. Yeah. I wouldn't do it, but, you know, odds are we're not going to win the billion, but somebody's going to win it. I bought tickets. You get them.

[A]

Yeah, but I will.

[D]

Got a full Toledo on the jackpocket app. Went crazy on it. Paid the fees and everything. Don't care. Yeah, the guy said, I don't know what it is. I'm with you, Chancellor. That ugly frying pan face of Chrissy Teigen. And she's also a bully. Yeah, she is. She's a weird bully. Like, she doesn't pick good fights. She just gets mad at dumb stuff.

[F]

And then what was early on?

[D]

There's Booyi Poon's page. Bretzman diligently stalking her. What is the giant picture of everybody in blankets up there? I don't know. The whole poon family. Oh, my God, the grandma's dying. Grandma, that's poon on your side. That old poon is dying in a recliner, and they're at, like, hospice. That. That poon's got, like, a day or so left before they have to throw that poon out. There's some big poon on that couch, too.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Man, oh, man, that's.

[F]

I need that blanket.

[D]

Some weighty poon. Is that Bu Yipoo?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Talking.

[A]

She's doing. Nah, she's just doing stuff in gravity.

[D]

But she's doing, like, yoga. Why does. Why is this lady getting away with this? This is worse than what Rachel Dolezal did. Yeah, she's as white as they get. And she's doing some sort of Asian tai chi meditation at work in gravity boots. Maybe she is an astronaut for the Tang. My God. I don't see any Asian on this booy Poon. And I think I'm gonna file a complaint.

[A]

Let's see here. We got videos.

[D]

Here's Boogie.

[H]

Oh, everybody, this is Bo.

[D]

A Bo. Yep.

[H]

Now, Alex sent me a message the other day. I'd already left from work, but one of our viewers.

[D]

She's even cutting her hair like an Asian. Huh.

[H]

Came to visit us and brought a gift. I found it on my desk this morning.

[D]

Maybe she is a little Asian, so.

[H]

I thought, let's unbox it together. What do you say?

[D]

Swear to God, if it's a Pokemon, I'm going to sue her. Let's see. Poon's box.

[H]

You can see there.

[D]

What's in poon's box?

[H]

Christmas store. How's it going? So I have a gift.

[D]

Open the box.

[H]

Poon and I thought we would unbox it together.

[G]

We just talked about that.

[D]

You said that already. That's it.

[H]

How's it going?

[F]

That's all it is. A dry box.

[D]

Wait a minute. Somebody just sent her an empty dry box.

[H]

Until Christmas, right? To the holidays. I was like, ah, we got a little open, but obviously I'm skipping ahead.

[D]

Skip ahead. Jesus. Staring at the box. Box.

[A]

Okay, here we go.

[D]

It is so hard to get into Poon's box. Oh. Oh, my God. She's driving me nuts.

[A]

She's one of the worst of Christmas. She's untaping the corners and stuff.

[D]

Yeah, she's unwrapping because she can save the paper. She's a cheap poon.

[H]

Hey, Heather.

[D]

I didn't think there was a such thing. Oh, yeah, food's always expensive with this one. Most poons will cost you around.

[H]

You see it?

[D]

Oh, come on, lady. Oh, you're doing it on purpose. Now for me, you're very deliberate stepping forward.

[F]

It's an ornament.

[C]

It's so fitting.

[H]

Breaking news reporters.

[D]

It's one of Poon's balls. Poon's Christmas balls for needy kids.

[H]

Oh, I love it. Well, thank you so much for joining me for the. This unboxing of this beautiful gift from one of our viewers. Linda. Thank you so much for thinking of me.

[D]

No problem.

[H]

So much for tuning in.

[D]

You know, Linda's at home just slamming that bean to Poon, opening the box.

[H]

So thank you again, and I will see y' all tomorrow. I hope you enjoy the beautiful day and have a happy Labor Day.

[D]

Say it. Say it. Who are you?

[F]

Xoxo.

[A]

What did she say at the end?

[D]

Oh, what much?

[A]

I don't know.

[D]

Go ahead.

[A]

She said, what the hell?

[H]

I gotta figure out how to turn this thing off.

[D]

Oh, it's electronics. You'll figure it out.

[G]

It's a camera.

[D]

Come on. It's a camera. See how fake boy Poon is? She can't even work a camera.

[F]

Well, I think it's just Bo Poon.

[D]

It's both, but the yee part is unnecessary. You just want to hear her say her own name. I do.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Come on. She just sits and does Asian dances and stuff at work. There she is doing more meditation at the weather center. She's getting a little thick.

[A]

Yeah, that skirt's covering up.

[D]

Covering up? Them covered up? Boo. Yeah, Boo's tummy is. She's one of the thicker poons it that you'll find Sorry. There. She's in a pool hole.

[A]

No, it's not her.

[D]

I think I'll just. I'm not done with this. Being five forever is awesome, but how dare she open that dry box and pull out a bowl? All Brett wants to do is hear her name said by her searching.

[H]

I'm sure there's still plenty of Halloween candy in your house now that the spooky day is over. But not everyone is choosing to eat their treats. We'll see what one group is doing to commit themselves to their health. I'm sure there's still.

[D]

Come on. Boo. Oh, was that poon angling for my Halloween candy?

[H]

Monday's yous Best Life. We'll hear from an older adult sharing his story as he looks to inspire others to begin their healing journeys.

[D]

Yeah. Come on.

[A]

Who's reporting?

[D]

This sucks.

[B]

Is she the backup for Nancy Cartwright?

[D]

Who's Nancy Cartwright?

[A]

The voice of Bart.

[D]

Oh, my God, Alex.

[H]

We're also changing what foods we eat. Monday morning, I'll show you how to make the most out of fall food shopping.

[D]

Who are you? She likes to eat. She likes to fill that poon up, man. Wow. Anyway, it's a long day today. Just get used to it. You're dealing with children. It's a long drive. And the kids found a joke. We're gonna. We're gonna ram it into the earth and never do it again, if we haven't already. Her name's not Boy.

[F]

Yeah, that's what we thought.

[D]

I read it. Boy Poo. Well, she is from. She's trying to. Well, was she doing news there? This is the way you know, things aren't always smooth in Star Wars. So that dude's not interested in poon at all. I love it. Grogu. We have Darth Bo, Darth Boy, Poon. Because that's how he sees it.

[A]

He can say it. Don't get away with it.

[D]

Poon is the dark side to him. We knew in seconds that movie reviewer was not interested in poon at all. He likes Chitterelli. It's all day, guys. I'm not. I'm not meant to turn it off. You can go over and listen to something else, but this is all day. It's not gonna end. Brett, what do you got on the big board of Musical Church?

[A]

Wake Up Song brought to you by, of course, Action Ride Shop.

[F]

Who?

[A]

Josh and boys decided to extend their Labor Day sale all the way through the seventh.

[D]

So go ahead.

[A]

I'm not even gonna go any farther.

[D]

J. Todd Himes says she's big Into Locks of Love. And every year she does a shave. The poon gives her hair to Locks of love for kids with cancer.

[G]

Be in the parking lot shaving poo.

[D]

Oh, sorry. Thank you.

[A]

Okay, Labor Day sale going on right now at Action Ride Shop. I know it's hot right now, but the snow season is going to be coming upon us. And right now, all snow gear 20 to 50 off at the Gilbert Road location. Both locations got great deals on bikes, helmets, lights, all the gears. On sale right now. And like I said yesterday, they got one of those Rocky Mountain all carbon fibers for like 3, 300 bucks. Carbon fiber?

[D]

Yeah, that's the way to go.

[A]

And it's expensive normally, but Action Ride Shop taking care of you. See what they got. Check them out on all the social, Facebook, Instagram, you name it, they got it. They're going to take care of you. But it's going through the seventh. Two locations. Gilbert Road and Southern Yogi. And of course the brand new one right there on power Road and McDowell.

[D]

It's Action Ride Shop. All right, pick one. I don't care. I can't read my emails.

[A]

Yeah, it's Ozzy. Twisted Sister. But Ted Nugent. Wang Dang.

[D]

Yeah, we know. That's not even a thing. It's just not full beat.

[A]

Alice in Chains, Anthrax, Public Enemy, Primus, AC DC Sleep Token, Twisted Sister, Burn in Hell for Brady's Black Lab joke earlier.

[D]

It's only one G in Nugent. You spell it, it looks bad. All right, let's do it. Wang Dang. Sweet Poon Tang. The white lady. And what was with the old dying poon in the picture like that did?

[A]

Yeah, I don't know.

[D]

You had grandma under the blanket and it was fired and then the whole family surrounding her. That. That looks a little bit like the end. You don't put that up as your, you know, main picture on your Facebook page or whatever.

[F]

That was leather poon.

[D]

You got this dead old poon sitting there. You know, just how old are we? I know she's. You know, in old people, they start like sweating and leaking all that. She's got all that poon juice all over that. That recliner. It's got to throw. You got to throw that one away. We're. We're five is how old we are. Yeah, it's. We aren't alone. Ted nugent. This is 50 year old song. This dude. It's an old joke. It lives forever. It's Wang Dang. Sweet poontang. Post it.

[F]

It's not weird.

[D]

It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this.

[C]

You know how everything's a subscrib subscription now? Music, movies, even socks. I swear.

[D]

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[G]

What?

[C]

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[D]

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[C]

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[D]

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[C]

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